Rate the joke of person above you.

[Alaska]

yyyyyyuuuuuuuuu!!!

A man is talking to God.

The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."

 

[duffman]

6/10

Mine is the best of those v



Justin Bieber:Dad, i just had sex for the first time.

Dad: thats's awesome some, any questions?

Justin Bieber: YES! When is my butt gunna stop hurting?

Dad:  ....

[Tanker]

LOL 7/10

Anthony_Mofo: God made the first man and woman, right ?

Priest: Indeed.

Anthony_Mofo: And they were naked in this garden, right ?

Priest: Well, yes..

Anthony_Mofo: And god watched them, right ?

Priest: Naturally.

Anthony_Mofo: So.. GOD invented porn, RIGHT ?!

[Exclusive.]

6/10

Might be racist;

What does a bike and a n*gger got in common?




They both won't work without chains.

[Drix]

4/10
A blonde and a brunette living together... it's raining (bad weather)
The blonde goes like
"Go water the flowers"
The brunette suprised answers
"But it's raining?"
Blonde smiling at her
"Take an umbrella then, SILLY!"

[detective_perry]

Chuck Norris brushed tooth paste with caries.

[Alaska]

4/10

Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.

"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"

"Wrong number," replied the girl.

[Christiano]

Hahhha )
8/10

Hitler (ask a kid) : How old are you?
Kid : 10 , but tommorow i will up 11
Hitler : We will see that.

[Cream]

ouch 10/10

There was a smart blonde one day....

(get it xD? i invented it!)

[Allan]

i went lsrp kill 2 admin one cop

[Trey_Johnson]

2/10 to both Cream and Allan.. not realy funny.. tho the 1st page jokes are nicely done

A wife asked her husband to describe her. He said: you're A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K
She said " what does that mean?"
He said: Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.
She said , oh that's so lovely.What about I , J, K ?
He said: "I'm Just Kidding".

[JDC]

8/10, poor wife.
 
Now some lightbulb jokes.
 
How many Admins does it take to change a lightbulb?
- Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one ready to ban anyone who interferes.
 
How many SWAT Operatives does it take to change a lightbulb?
- Three. One to screw in the bulb, the other to radio the Commander for permission, and another to authorize the operation.
 
How many FBI Agents does it take to change a lightbulb?
- I'm afraid that's classified.
 
How many GS9 Ballas does it take to change a lightbulb?
- Just one. Depends when he'll respond though.
 
How many SAMP Ideas posters does it take to change a lightbulb?
- 11. One to screw in the bulb and the other ten to engage in a massive argument about if it can be RPed or not.
 
How many moaners does it take to change a lightbulb?
- "Admin: What moaners?"
Meanwhile, in Unban Requests...

[Marauder]

The SWAT and FBI ones are good. The rest are meh. 3/10

What did Delaware when Mississippi loaned missouri her New Jersey?
I don't know, Alaska.

or if it's gay

Who is the dumbest Soviet ever?
-Juri Gagarin. He went around the world three times and went back to the Soviet Union.

[Trey_Johnson]

2/10.. didn't realy get it.. not realy funny.

1st one:
There are 3 guys that are stuck on a cliff. God has gave them each one wish, so they can escape the cliff. But god says that in order for them to get their wish they have to run and jump off the cliff. So the first guy gets a running start and then jumps and says " I wish i could be an eagle!" He goes flying. The second guy runs and jumps and wishes to be an airplane, he goes flying. Then finally the last guy goes, he gets a running start and trips," SHIT!"

2nd one:
there was a guy that was sick he went to the doctor and said "doctor I have a fever" the doctor said "you will have to take 4 spoons of the medicine" the sick one said " but doctor, i only have 3 spoons what shall i do?

[Exclusive.]

Both didn't even make me grin.

- 3 prostitutes are doing a contest who has the largest vagina, the first prostitute stuffs a bottle of beer in it. The second stuffs a rugby ball in hers, then the third one slowly glides over her chair.

If you don't get this, grow some balls.