First part of lyrics...
When we logged into Argonath in need of R&R,
The crew set out investigating every joint and bar.
We had high expectations of their hospitality,
But found too late it wasn't geared for players such as we.
Chorus: And we're banned from Argo, everyone.
Banned from Argo, just for having a little fun.
We spent a jolly play time there for just three days or four,
But Argo doesn't want us any more.
Our bosses's tastes were simple, but his methods were complex.
He asked a loan from everyone and kept on changing tags
Gimlis logs caught up on him he had no second chance
He tried to tell it was his dad but Gimli banned his pants
Our friend right here would yield to none at putting down a few;
He made a hit on seven Ballas and he killed them too.
The cops looked for him but they did not manage it at all
He was banned using sniper on the roof of City Hall.
Our proper, cool First Officer was drugged when he came in,
And put his chat on public, where he told some things obscene.
He was kicked twice by Salmonella but he didn't care.
But when Aragorn banned him oh you should have heard him swear.
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