Pancher I will teach you BASIC Arabic

Salaam Alaikum - Peace be with you(This is very necessary. If someone tells you this you reply with "Wa alaikum salaam")
Kaif halak - How are you(Must always ask them this before asking anything else)
Zain or Al Hamdulillah- Fine(This is a reply to Kaif halak)
Shukran - Thank you
Naam - Yes
Laa - No (When people run around you with things to sell you say "Laa, Laa, shukhran")
Khallas(K is silent) - Finished, enough.
Minni - stop here(use when in a taxi or such)
Sadeek - friend(Call your cab driver this)
Laa afham madha tukool - I do not understand what you are saying (afham means understand)
Ana athakalam al arabia shwi - I speak very little Arabic
Ana min Al Sweden - I am from Sweden (Ana means I)
Anta tathakalam Al inglesi? - Do you speak english? (Anta means you)
Does this taxi go to ______ ? - Hadha taxi rayah ______ ?
Seedha, Yasar, Yamin, Khalf - These are directions - straight, left, right, back.
Ana aureed baada al maai - I need some water(aureed means need, maai means water)
Remember, arabic does not have any grammar. So if you know arabic words(Have listed out the important ones above in brackets), you can use them in pretty much any order and it will make sense to them. You can also substitute words. For example, instead of "Ana aureed baada al maai" you can say "Ana aureed baada al pepsi!". Likewise, most Arabs will speak English with lots of grammatical errors because they are doing a literal translation of Arabic into English in their minds.