The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos

[Pingster]

  Good, get out of my church.

In other news! We opened up the Church of Sauron Charity store! We had some customers, as well as a mini lotto, and 2 failed hitmen attempts. Not bad considering 30 players on the server!
  Next time the church gathers we will be opening the charity store to full capacity. We need lots of stock of all items. We are currently running low on holy medicines.

It was such a hit (ow, bad choice of words, success?) that I was being contacted about it long after the closing time! People seem to like the Holy Weapons!

However, we might run out of the condom stock, perhaps a delivery from the docks would help?

..Which just gave me a few more ideas where we could get some more stock for the Charity store!

[Pingster]

I'm withdrawing my membership of the Faction due to the fact that I may not perform criminal activities no more. And when I say criminal activities, I, of course, meant innocent church business!

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