Religion

[schfifty]

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=john%203:16;&version=9;

actually he is both

[Pistol Man]

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=john%203:16;&version=9;

actually he is both

no thats the only thing i disagree with the bible on

[Luca_Scalise]

Jesus claimed himself as son of god, and actually the Church says Jesus was the son of god.

So lets make a short version of that story.

God creates 2 humans
They have broken the only rule of their life(What kind of rule is "Don't eat an apple"??? Next time use some imagination)
God beated their asses and to punish them now there are billions of people who are suffering.

Is like, in a gamer version:

An admin spots an hacker from europe, he ban him...and then he will ban all players who come from europe cause that guy hacked.

[Pistol Man]

Jesus claimed himself as son of god, and actually the Church says Jesus was the son of god.

So lets make a short version of that story.

God creates 2 humans
They have broken the only rule of their life(What kind of rule is "Don't eat an apple"??? Next time use some imagination)
God beated their asses and to punish them now there are billions of people who are suffering.

Is like, in a gamer version:

An admin spots an hacker from europe, he ban him...and then he will ban all players who come from europe cause that guy hacked.

athiest are so goddamn stubborn, god gave em this rule to test him if they gonna listen to him or not

i would liek to say say those exact words at the judgment day when ur infront of god being asked questions

[UberPwner]

   How dare everyone slams god like this...ok let me put this into Gamer Terms...God, a long time ago, decided to create a nice little server (AKA The Universe). He put some beta testers on it (AKA Adam and Eve). He put them in a nice little zone where they could do anything they wanted. He gave them one rule, ONLY ONE. Well the beta testers got a little too excited and the broke the rule. Talk about a server crash...
   So these beta testers are basically banned from this perfect zone (AKA The Garden of Eden). They have a few kids. One DM's the other. Hey look the servers first DM. Anyways this nice little server ends up becoming crap because the world refuses to look at God as the Main Admin here. Guess what? One person and his family still believes. God decides to reset the server and completely change the script. The only ones who get to play are the ones who were still faithful (AKA Noah and his family). A little while later, a little zone called Sodom and Gomorrah is filled with non-believers, extreme sinners, homosexuals (seriously) etc. Well, God sends one of his followers Abraham to get one of his family members out of there. IF I have my story right, they tried to bargain with the city folk there and he said you can have my daughter or w/e and instead they wanted the Angel MEN. Lets just say there were a lot of people in this city and it was ermmm CRASHED PERMANENTLY.
   For sake of time, and my fingers, I am gonna skip ahead a few thousand years. Ok so the world needs some changes. God has promised another "Main Admin" to come and save these people. So he sends a guy named Jesus who is infact, his very own son. This guy gains some followers and preaches salvation from God himself. He saves many, heals many and ultimatley changes the world. A lot of people didn't want to believe this. One of Jesus' followers turns him into the enemies and they crucify him on the cross. Well its not over yet. He comes back 3 days later and shows the whole world, that God wins. He also tells of his coming again. All those who have not repented of their sins will perish in whats known as the server HELL. Those who do believe will get to go to the ultimate server. Heaven.
   So I say to you non-believers, the little time we have here on Earth, you are wasting. God will deal with you at some point in time. Please for your sake, don't ever just NOT believe in God. I know I am going to heaven because of a time and place that I was sealed by his grace. I beg you to atleast give it a chance...he is giving you one.
   

That Is A Perfect Example Of What We Humans Did..
We disobeyed. We get punished...

i agree with u on all that shit except 1 thing, Jesus isnt god's son, jesus was a messenger sent by god

Incorrect On One Case.

Jesus Is God, [IN ANOTHER FORM]
Jesus is gods Son.
Jesus Was A Messenger.

[Abraham]

Are there no Jews on the server?

Cause it's one of the oldest religions ever and we've said what about it? nothing...

I agree with Hayden(?) with the fact that I would rather praise something I can see and most likely touch, but not an invisible imaginary hairy old fisherman. I would prefer not praying to anyone cause what if the guy we are praying to now (god) is not the right guy, but what if Buddhism is the correct religion? or even Satanism... Cause these are the things you CANT know, the bible is in my opinion like lords of the rings, what if I would start praying to Gandalf the gray for salvation? ... hum...

[Luca_Scalise]

I can't understand why should i get punished for others fault...the plan of god? Or i am not allowed to understand the plan of god cause its too bigger for a human mind? I used that excuse with the sons of my sister when they were complaining about homeworks "Uncle, why should i do my homeworks?" "Just do them, is too complicated to explain it" ...a plan that looks like 1 of the hundreds of Half Life 2 mods never finished and abandoned after few months...you still think the team is developing it and then you discover they deleted the website and all the files...

In front of god, when the judgment day will comes, ill show the Premium Member Card for an endless holyday in hell with all atheists...or...when god will comes to judges us he will finds out we already blew up ourselfs with nukes lol, or another conclusion will be God punishing all priests and popes for impersonating him.

[UberPwner]

Are there no Jews on the server?

Cause it's one of the oldest religions ever and we've said what about it? nothing...

I agree with Hayden(?) with the fact that I would rather praise something I can see and most likely touch, but not an invisible imaginary hairy old fisherman. I would prefer not praying to anyone cause what if the guy we are praying to now (god) is not the right guy, but what if Buddhism is the correct religion? or even Satanism... Cause these are the things you CANT know, the bible is in my opinion like lords of the rings, what if I would start praying to Gandalf the gray for salvation? ... hum...

Once Again

God lets your choose who you want to follow.

Attention, The following is not meant to offend any non-Christians. It is a point of view.

It is actually been proven that SOME Events Of the Bible Are True..

Many of you may know the Story of Moses making the water rise so he can cross the Red sea, and the Pharaoh and his men drown

Archiologicsts have found Chariot wheels have been found at the bottom of the Red Sea.

This may not be THE Pharaoh's Chariot wheel, But, What else????

Unless some Random See-Living guy that makes chariot wheels and dumps them who lives there...

Think about this..

KTHX!
Mike

[Abraham]

I knew that one pwner, but how can you be sure there just wasn't like half a meter of water back then?

[UberPwner]

I am not sure about the amount of water that was in the Red Sea At That Moment.
Its hard to really say..
but i do beleive that it was a HUGE amout of water because the bible has said so. and i beleive because it was what i was taught to beleive.


KTHX!
Mike

[Abraham]

The bible also said;   The LORD is a jealous God, filled with vengeance and wrath.  He takes revenge on all who oppose him and furiously destroys his enemies!

[UberPwner]

Say you are God..
would you get rid of people who oppose you???

I think you would.


KTHX!
Mike

[schfifty]

All of you keep saying that why would God chose to punish the whole human race instead of just a few people...well first of all back then that WAS the human race . Second of all, I don't think you realize that EVERYONE SINS. Thats the reason we are all punished. Have you not lied? Have you not lusted? They are all sins. Your parents didn't have to teach you to sin, you just knew how. You figured it out. Back when you were a little kid "Hmmm I won't tell mum about the milk I spilt". The human race was sinning way back when. Don't blame this on the world. We are at fault. All of us.

[Luca_Scalise]

If i was a god, i would get rid of those who oppose me...but i would not say "Be kind, forgive assassins, god taught us to forgive the others" when i know i killed thousands of people with floods and seas. Is just senseless.

Do what i say, but not what i do. My father said me that lol.

[Abraham]

Say you are God..
would you get rid of people who oppose you???

I think you would.


KTHX!
Mike

My poit was what Luca said, he says to be kind and forgive, but himself he just kills people.

but then again, God is supposed to be almighty, what can oppose him?