Your mom jokes

[Marack]

Ok here I will host a Yo mama joke off

Rules:

1. You have to make your own jokes
2. the joke has to own the last one
3. if a joke cant beat the one listed in a day then a new, easy, joke will be posted by me.

My joke:

Your mom is so dumb when i saw her on the beach listening to a sea-shell i asked her what she was doing and she said, trying to hear the fish.

[UberPwner]

Yo mumma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

[Ylisalajane]

Your mother is so ugly that if she would go to the ugliest woman contest, then they would say: "Sorry, no professionals!"

[Goodblue]

Your mom is so fat that she will sing, "We are family.... Burger King, Mac Donalds and me". 

[Abraham]

Yo mom so fat, she got married at McDonalds...

[D.Smokes]

youre mom is so fat that the mc donalds pay HER.. to not eat the whole stock!

[Josh_0901]

Your mom is so dumb when i said "its chily outside" she ran out with spoon.

Classic

[Kitsune]

Your mum is so fat that when she walks in front of the TV I miss all the ads.

[Abraham]

Your moms so fat... nvm, she's just fat...

[Goodblue]

Your moms so fat... nvm, she's just fat...

   best 1 so far lol lol  :banana:

[Luca_Scalise]

Your mum is so fat that when she sits on a bus seat the driver asks her 3 tickets.

[Ylisalajane]

Your mother is so stupid that she calls you a son of a b*ch.

[Knoothead]

You mom is so fat so when she wears a yellow shirt, people run after her yelling "TAXI"

[Call_me_Dad]

Your Mum is so fat.....

Question:  How many Moms you have?
Answer: 3

[Knoothead]

You momma is so poor so when I ring your doorbell i hear the toilet flush!