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Offline [Rstar]Razor

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Reply #540 on: April 19, 2008, 01:56:38 am
Just saw it right now

[Rstar]Anto: Im off guys
[Rstar]Austin: Sleep wet
[Rstar]Austin: Well
[Rstar]Anto: :O



Offline Justin

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Reply #541 on: April 19, 2008, 02:06:28 am
I am an eye in the sky looking at you!
[LB]Jazz: PERVERT!

lol! :D



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Reply #542 on: April 19, 2008, 09:46:25 am
me and [Rstar]Ghost havin a conversation about me got abused

then Minutes later...

Masterneo(35) Is No Longer Suspected

..............
..............
..............

then i was Wandering around near Gas Station 9..then few cops from the front make a road block...
and [WS]Emilio come behind me and /su 35 Resu


then at mainchat.....

[Rstar]Ghost: hey i Unsu him...
[WS]Emilio : Oh...though he crashed
[GSF] Masterneo : ROFL

XD

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Reply #543 on: April 19, 2008, 09:48:40 am
polopolo making argoquiz
polopolo: /ad how old is [Rstar]Austin?
everyone starts answering and within few seconds
polopolo has been kicked by aragorn for /ad abuse

lol

another one...

player: guys when ur having a piss, how many shakes do u give it. i give on average 3

lolol



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Reply #544 on: April 19, 2008, 10:54:13 am
another one...

player: guys when ur having a piss, how many shakes do u give it. i give on average 3

lolol


BWahahaha ROFLMAO XD



This Is About Hank_Rafferty

i saw him parkin at LSPD so i go in the car and do /me fart in the car...
suddenly i got jailed for misconduct..and also warned for non Rping XD

then.....


Ramke_Stracci: Admins Pls React on my Report!
[GSF]MasterNeo: Hank Did React To Your Report Ramke :D
[GSF]MasterNeo : He Fart once he get the /report XD

few secs later...

[GSF]MasterNeo Was Warned By Hank_Rafferty for Disrespecting admins

i think he takes joke seriously XD

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Reply #545 on: April 27, 2008, 10:42:41 pm
Removed: off-topic
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Reply #546 on: April 27, 2008, 11:32:12 pm
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soo well u saw the text umm and i got a question:Why they make RPG servers if RP isnt important? umm idk the answer but yea

Thats a complaint, not a funny chatlog.. Take it to [email protected] surely?



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Reply #547 on: April 28, 2008, 12:17:58 am
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Stop pissing around, how do you know cops are coming round the corner?

You look at the map.

And don't say you don't look at the map, I wont believe a word of it.

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Reply #548 on: April 28, 2008, 02:00:54 am
I saw this a while ago and screenshotted it, and now i decided to post it here.

Fastest respons of admins i have ever seen.  :D



Another funny one:

I am an eye in the sky looking at you!
[LB]Jazz: PERVERT!

Good i wasn't logged in as same time with id 81.

Ok something by me

Blind(32) has joined the server.
[AV]Carbon(30) : Omg, Blind!
Blind(32) : Ye?
[AV]Carbon(30) : Are u blind?
Everybody laugh
Blind(32) : Why i should be?
[AV]Carbon(30) : Your name is "Blind"
Blind(32) : Omg, is it?


 :D Best joke ever  :rofl:

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Reply #549 on: April 28, 2008, 02:47:45 am


 :lol: Nice move.



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Reply #550 on: May 02, 2008, 01:08:08 am
[ALS]Jserg:Hello
WEED_COP:Sir you were speeding,you must pay 100$
[ALS]Jserg:Ok
**Jserg gives 1000 to WEDD_COP
WEED_COP: AW Thanks man

5 Minutes later i found WEED_COP


ME Gives 1000 to WEED_COP
WEED_COP:Thanks sir,you can bribe me everytime
[ALS]Jserg:lol ...


5 Minutes later  WEED_COP found me

WEED_COP: BRIDE ME BRIDE ME NOW
[ALS]Jserg:No
**[ALS[Jserg is suspect for not obbeying cop commands

 :rofl:



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Reply #551 on: May 05, 2008, 09:40:13 am
This is a real funny one i found just talking to MrsSveenson rofl

RandomGuy: How old are you MrsSveenson
MrsSveenson: why?
RandomGuy: Curious
MrsSveenson: 15
Somedude (cant remember his name): 150?
[LB]Trent: ROFL HAHAHAHA!!!
^^ Thats me xD

 :ps: It was so funny i s*** myself laughing ROFL



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Reply #552 on: May 10, 2008, 09:12:46 am
this chat happen when the marriage between

Betty & Haldir at cathedral


Betty : /me kiss haldir
Haldir : /me kiss Betty
MasterNeo : /me masturbate to the kiss

**seconds later....

MasterNeo(1) has been warned by Hank_Rafferty(2) for Pervert

wat funny is...he doesnt even in the cathedral XD

i lmao then i run around the cathedral but i didnt see Hank around...

maybe im a real Perv*** XD

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Reply #553 on: May 10, 2008, 03:08:38 pm
1. That was not funny to me  :neutral:
2. Maybe you got reported by someone.


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Reply #554 on: May 11, 2008, 01:18:57 pm
This one is from before the new scripts;

[TAB]Nitr0x: Dude let me drive i got driving skills!
*Nitr0x smashes into a street light*
[TAB]Iceman: Uhm dude? You just backed up into a str. light?
[TAB]Nitr0x: Right..

(Wouldn't have remembered it if it wasn't for my old signature ;D)

[TAB]Nitr0x: Dude let me drive i got driving skills!
*Nitr0x smashes into a street light*
[TAB]Iceman: Uhm dude? You just backed up into a str. light? [TAB]Nitr0x: Right..


 


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