IV:MP - Funny Server Chatlogs

[Undertaker]

lol I was actually busting that prostitute undercover :3

I know , it just seemed funny still :3

[Leroy_Kolta]

lol I was actually busting that prostitute undercover :3

Yeah right xD
I know you better than anyone Ben, you were doing more than just "busting" that prostitute ;D xD

[Mihail Junkovich]

While I was yesterday on the server I had a suspect with this stated as his crime:

Oblivion was suspected by Zombieman for Hit and run.

He got that s**t right.. of course you won't chit-chat with a Zombie.. just smack him in d head and gtf away 

[Senate]

s3ph(10): Guys who is the president of Argonath RPG?
aLexw0w(11): obama
JDenver(2): Gandalf
innovafail(9): lol
s3ph(10): -.-
Senate(1): fail
s3ph(10): seriously

[Batta]

Casper(18) aChat: <still amazed how stable the server runs and how many players we have>
Lost connection to the server. Reconnecting...
IV:MP 0.1 T3 Initialized


UnchartedRugs7(2): sir, I'm going to have to ask you to stop running me over
YMCMB-RO(0): thx <3
Batta(11) aChat: ^ LOL
PGBDude(17): LOL
Batta(11) aChat: never seen anything more kind

More laughs :P


Batta(1) aChat: eating an apple = BRB
James_Conway(4) aChat: orly
[R*]Dino(7) aChat: Iphone?
Batta(1) aChat: thumbup
James_Conway(4) reported Batta(1) for incapable of doing administration
[R*]Dino aChat: :D
Batta(1) aChat: rofl
James_Conway on the report from James_Conway(4).
James_Conway(4) aChat: guess ill have to punish you now
James_Conway(4) aChat: xD

Aww cmon! It's healthy!

[Leroy_Kolta]

Casper(18) aChat: <still amazed how stable the server runs and how many players we have>
Lost connection to the server. Reconnecting...
IV:MP 0.1 T3 Initialized


UnchartedRugs7(2): sir, I'm going to have to ask you to stop running me over
YMCMB-RO(0): thx <3
Batta(11) aChat: ^ LOL
PGBDude(17): LOL
Batta(11) aChat: never seen anything more kind

More laughs :P


Batta(1) aChat: eating an apple = BRB
James_Conway(4) aChat: orly
[R*]Dino(7) aChat: Iphone?
Batta(1) aChat: thumbup
James_Conway(4) reported Batta(1) for incapable of doing administration
[R*]Dino aChat:
Batta(1) aChat: rofl
James_Conway on the report from James_Conway(4).
James_Conway(4) aChat: guess ill have to punish you now
James_Conway(4) aChat: xD

Aww cmon! It's healthy!

Eating an iPhone, as Dino says, is NOT healthy ;D

[Batta]

PM to [R*]Dino(15): may I see?
PM from [R*]Dino(15): no
PM to [R*]Dino(15): not you and Tai -.-
PM from [R*]Dino(15): what then? oO
PM to [R*]Dino(15): you do your weird things alone LOL

[Tai]

PM to [R*]Dino(15): not you and Tai -.-
PM to [R*]Dino(15): you do your weird things alone LOL

What does that mean?!

PS: Yes we are in love so what?

[Batta]

What does that mean?!

PS: Yes we are in love so what?

Just wanted to make clear I was not interested 

[justmeben]

I dont remember names, but a few cops came to us
and we were like : "cops what are you doing, can we help you"

and they were like: "We are the LCPD Donut Fatty Squad" and they were fat cop skins.

[thejorens]

I dont remember names, but a few cops came to us
and we were like : "cops what are you doing, can we help you"

and they were like: "We are the LCPD Donut Fatty Squad" and they were fat cop skins.

And then one of them got hungry and bit out a chunk from my arm.

[Haythem]

Discussion between James_Conway and an officer
Officer : Dont reckless drive, sir
James_Conway : okay sir i won't
James conway smokes weed
Officer : i'll fine you next time
Haythem : He's smoking weed and you still want to fine him ?
James_Conway injects heroin.
Officer : weed no

[Undertaker]

Ops...

[pits](1): dumpass keep up the good work
Havok(9): Guest, you can use /register username password
Havok(9): Pits, please dont insult
[pits](1): lol
dumpass(0): lol
Havok(9): lmao
doc2773281(10): CPC
[pits](1): havok nice one lol
Havok(9): My bad D:

[thejorens]

Random guy walks to the stand
Me: How may I help you sir
Him: I need a hotdog
Me: Sure, that'll be 5$
Then he ran away as fast as he could, grabbed a car and destroyed the stand... For the 4 millionth time today xD

[justmeben]

xD
Consider lowering that "high" price