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Title: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Hernandez on December 17, 2014, 04:05:51 pm
Rules are simple.

1+1?
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Post by: Alexander_Rijav on December 17, 2014, 04:18:09 pm
69

How are you feeling now?
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Post by: Kewlizm on December 17, 2014, 04:20:16 pm
Cars.

What's the time?
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Post by: AndrewA on December 17, 2014, 04:23:17 pm
Arab money time.

Whats long of 10cm?
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Post by: Tiny on December 17, 2014, 04:23:57 pm
Obama.

How do whales breath?
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Post by: Vitorrio on December 17, 2014, 04:25:58 pm
Blue.

What is your name?

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Post by: Bruce. on December 17, 2014, 04:28:38 pm
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm not feeling good. So, what's your name?
Respect the line, don't answer a question from the begining...

Obama.

How do whales breath?

They use a penguin.

How was your school today?
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Post by: Vitorrio on December 17, 2014, 04:29:47 pm
DayZ.

How is your pet doing?
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Post by: Primus on December 17, 2014, 04:35:00 pm
Battle Field4

Who came first egg or hen ?
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Post by: Bruce. on December 17, 2014, 04:38:51 pm
You

Where is Gandalf?
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Post by: Vitorrio on December 17, 2014, 04:42:30 pm
Here.

Who is Brian?
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Post by: Hamza_Khan on December 17, 2014, 04:45:21 pm
President of America

Do you like cats?
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Post by: Pokedude on December 17, 2014, 04:48:38 pm
Yes , i love Pokemon

Whats that smell?
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Post by: Kaseem on December 17, 2014, 04:56:16 pm
hello

Do love cars?
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Post by: Brian on December 17, 2014, 04:57:45 pm
potato

Do you stuff mayonnaise in your face?
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Post by: Hernandez on December 17, 2014, 05:07:22 pm
Yep
What the power of mankind?
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Post by: TiMoN on December 17, 2014, 05:13:13 pm
Yep
What the power of mankind?
Beer and bacon?


Why do Britishs live in Britain?
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Post by: Huntsman on December 17, 2014, 05:16:50 pm
Beer and bacon?


Why do Britishs live in Britain?

Because they're allergic to mainland tea.

What is the definition of insanity?
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Post by: Mr. Goobii on December 17, 2014, 05:25:21 pm
Because they're allergic to mainland tea.

What is the definition of insanity?

RS5 XDDDDDDDD


Why did Jesus create the moon????
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Post by: ClownGuy on December 17, 2014, 05:29:42 pm
cuz cows

how old are you?
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Post by: Huntsman on December 17, 2014, 05:38:58 pm
cuz cows

how old are you?

As fresh as a shit of a cow in the field.

What does the fox say?
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Post by: Axison on December 17, 2014, 05:45:07 pm
testicles

Why are there school?
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Post by: Huntsman on December 17, 2014, 05:48:12 pm
testicles

Why are there school?

It's a form of holocaust.

Huh?
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Post by: Vitorrio on December 17, 2014, 09:55:43 pm
Nope.
What is sex?
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Post by: yaz000n on December 18, 2014, 08:11:42 am
Drinking Food

Where Do You Live ?
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Post by: TheRock on December 18, 2014, 09:07:06 am
On a planet called Earth.

Would you kiss Justin Bieber?

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Post by: Stivi on December 18, 2014, 09:15:06 am
Batman.

What's 184326+56916/2 ?
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Post by: Jim_Conroy on December 18, 2014, 09:32:52 am
21
Why am I here
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Post by: yaz000n on December 18, 2014, 09:33:12 am
Sandwich

when did you join school ?
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Post by: Sawyer on December 18, 2014, 09:39:18 am
Ecactly when i tackled Rooney                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       what is your favorite pet
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Post by: Axison on December 18, 2014, 09:50:42 am
RS5

What is argonath?
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Post by: Manoni on December 18, 2014, 09:54:17 am
a joke

What is love?
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Post by: iMarkz on December 18, 2014, 10:16:13 am
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

Do you like cats?
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Post by: Stivi on December 18, 2014, 10:37:48 am
4865165, because I'm asian. (( too much 9gag ))

What's your favorite song ?
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Post by: Skalleper on December 18, 2014, 10:40:00 am
Meatballs.

How about no?
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Post by: Bruce. on December 18, 2014, 10:40:39 am
Potato

How about yes?
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Post by: ClownGuy on December 18, 2014, 11:22:11 am
Walking banana


is my momma fat?
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Post by: Exterminator on December 18, 2014, 11:37:17 am
ABSTRACT

This analysis will focus strongly upon the topic of “yo-momma humor,” applying a cognitive linguistic approach to determine both the humorous and non-humorous properties of formulaic insult humor when used in states of conflict. The television program, Yo Momma, was analyzed for the sake of discussion and a collection of jokes which exemplify the yo-momma form were gathered. Through an examination of these jokes, as well as an investigation of modern humor theories (incongruity theories, conflict theories, and relief theories), this paper will attempt to answer the question, “Why are yo-momma jokes humorous?” The results of this analysis should lead to a greater understanding of linguistic humor, and should determine the effects of divergence on language.















INTRODUCTION
   What is funny? If you were to ask a group of people on the street this question, you would likely hear a variety of answers—one liners, dirty jokes, good stories, slapstick movies, goofy babies, and possibly even anti-humor, which prides itself in being the opposite of funny.  Chances are that the things that one person finds humorous are unique to them, and that someone else, despite the shared forms of humor, would have difficulty relating completely to the other individual. The question becomes then not “what is funny?” but rather “what is humor?” What is the element that makes anything, on a basic scale, worth laughter?

What is humor?
According to Bergen & Binsted (2003), it is this particular question that causes humor to be held amongst the most intriguing and least understood of our cognitive capabilities. Attardo (1994) attempts to answer the question by examining a historical yet philosophical perspective. First looking at the Greeks, he states that Plato (427-347 BC) believed humor to be a “mixed feeling of the soul” (Piddington, 1933), for example, a mixture of pleasure and pain that causes laughter through overwhelming—an idea that Plato condemned absolutely. Aristotle (384-322 BC) disagreed with this claim, condemning only the excess of laughter and stating that the humor found within comedy can be seen as a “stimulation” of the soul that puts the listener into a state of good will. It is within the works of Aristotle that humor is given a purpose, and that purpose is to create a relaxing mood despite the argument presented by a speaker.
Attardo (1994) goes on to make claims about the Greek influence on Roman humor theory, mentioning the works of multiple Latin philosophers. Primarily, he quotes the works of Cicero (106-43 BC) who “introduce[d] the distinction between verbal and referential humor,” explaining that jokes can be “about what is said” (dicto) or about “the thing” (re). Cicero’s claims implied that humor was not only an element of comedy, but a conscious act performed by a speaker through a variety of different methods. Attardo (1994) lists the following genres of humor assumed by the Roman thinker:
“[Cicero] elaborates his taxonomy by stipulating that referential humor (in re) includes anecdotes (fabella) and caricature (imitatio). Verbal humor includes ambiguity (ambigua), paronomasia (parvam verbi immutationem), false etymologies (interpretatio nominis), proverbs, literal interpretation of figurative expressions (ad verbum non ad sententiam rem accipere) , allegory, metaphors, and antiphrasis or irony (ex inversione verborum).”
Years later, Quintilian (35 – 100 AD) introduced a definition of humor that dealt with three subjects: (1) plays at others, (2) plays at ourselves, and (3) a middle category which involved neither ourselves nor others. Within this third kind (the neutral category), Quintilian implied that words or phrases could be interpreted in multiple ways, hinting at the modern linguistic ideas of both polysemy and ambiguity. Claims were also made about using language to state differently what was right and true, similar to the current ideas of Raskin (1985), who categorizes humor as real/unreal, normal/abnormal, and possible/impossible. Attardo (1994) assumes that what Quintilian referred to as right and true were closely related to the ideas of real and normal. It is here that one realizes that the study of humor on a scholarly level existed long before any formal linguistic analysis, as philosophers attempted to understand the humorous quality of their own work. And while this is by no means a full historical account, Attardo (1994) ends by taking note of the Middle Ages, in which linguistic theories of humor were rarely discussed, and the study of communication seemed to fade away.
Fortunately for the current linguist, in considering the various theories of humor that have been offered in the past, as well as the present-day understanding that humor is a conscious communicative effort, the subject has been reborn through cognitive linguistics. And while various forms of notable linguistic humor do exist, and have existed for some time, this paper will focus primarily upon a variation of formulaic insults by the name of “yo-momma humor.” The general structure and linguistic qualities of these jokes will be discussed in the following section.

Yo-momma jokes
   Yo-momma humor is a form of linguistic humor that references a maternal figure through the use of phrases such as “your mother” or “yo momma” in an attempt to insult the target by way of their family. Frequently used when “playing the Dozens” (Abrahams, 1962), various insults concerning obesity, age, race, intelligence, unattractiveness, poverty, and many other topics are implemented to create the hilarity of a particular “snap,” or joke. The Dozens, according to Cole (1974), is a spoken word game, common among African-American communities, where participants insult each other until one concedes. Typically, the game is played in front of an audience of one’s peers, who encourage the participants to reply with more offensive insults so as to increase the tension and humor of the play. Also referred to as “sounding,” “sigging,” “wolfing,” or “joning,” the Dozens serves as an important part in the linguistic and psychosocial development of African-American youths (Abrahams, 1962). The most prominent linguistic features include (1) the reliance upon formulaic patterns, which will be discussed later in terms of syntax, (2) the use of rhyme within these patterns, and (3) the change of speech rhythms from natural ones to ones that show differences of pitch, stress, and syntax. Some examples of yo-momma humor, collected through personal experience, are shown in (1) below:

(1)   (a) Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she’s backing up.
(b) Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Within (1), the formula is immediately evident. An entity (yo momma) is described in the first clause as possessing a great deal of some property. The first clause is then followed by a second clause that provides the punch line (Bergen & Binsted, 2003). In (1a), the mother is described as possessing a great deal of weight within the first clause. The second clause references the fact that a beeper sounds similar to the sound that a large vehicle would make when in reverse. When the two clauses are read in conjunction with one another, the joke suggests that the mother is so hefty that she is comparable to the size of a large vehicle, causing other people to believe that when her beeper is going off, she is backing up like a truck might. In (1b), the mother is described as possessing a great deal of stupidity, or a lack of intelligence. The second clause implies that 60 Minutes is a show that should only take an hour to complete; however, the subject takes two hours to finish the episode. When the phrases are read together, the joke suggests that the mother is so unintelligent that she cannot even adhere to the unchanging, temporal restrictions that have been placed upon a television program. While both (1a) and (1b) are highly absurd and impossible, the jokes employ the use of imagery to create a situation that many would find humorous.
A more in-depth discussion will take place in the Data and Discussion section of this paper in an attempt to discover which specific elements of humor elicit laughter, and which do not.

METHODOLOGY
For the sake of determining which elements make yo-momma humor funny, a collection of jokes was gathered from the MTV reality show, Yo Momma (Valderrama, 2006)—an American reality television game show from 2006, based upon the black urban tradition of insulting one's mother. This unscripted comedy competition series puts individuals up against each other in a battle for $1,000 in cash and a chance to advance to the final tournament. Participants are allowed the opportunity to investigate the life of their competitor’s mother, in order to enhance the quality of their jokes. They are then brought together and exchange yo-momma jokes in attempt to thwart each other. Five episodes were observed, and thirty-four yo-momma jokes that displayed the “X is so Y that Z” construction were then transcribed. All jokes pertaining to characteristics of the opposing player were omitted in an attempt to focus strictly on yo-momma humor, and not all jokes are included in the discussion. For a complete list of jokes used to form conclusions, see the Appendix section.
The purpose of this research project was to analyze and determine the humorous properties of yo-momma jokes. In order to gather this data, the jokes were subjectively rated based on audience reaction. Jokes received either a “successful,” “average,” or “unsuccessful” rating. Those which received sustained, loud laughter were given a rating of “successful.” Those which received booing or very few responses were given a rating of “unsuccessful.” Those which received little laughter and were followed quickly by an opposing joke were given a rating of “average.” For the sake of discussion, the “successful” and “unsuccessful” jokes were closely examined, as well as various jokes gathered through personal experience.

DATA AND DISCUSSION
   This section will deal primarily with the question of “Why are yo-momma jokes humorous?” and will be divided into two parts. The first will attempt to explain yo-momma humor from a linguistic perspective, discussing the general categories of linguistics (syntax, morpho-phonological changes, pragmatics, and semantics), the humorous and non-humorous qualities used within MTV’s Yo Momma, and the patterns that exist within moments of conflict. The second part will attempt to answer the question from a theoretical perspective, discussing modern incongruity theories, conflict theories, and relief theories.

I. Linguistic Perspective
Syntax
   Considered a variant of scalar humor, yo-momma jokes make use of the following syntactic structure, with some alternate forms: X is so Y that Z. Within yo-momma humor, the X quality of the construction always pertains to yo momma—an African American dialect (AAE) form of the Standard American English your mother—or various other referential devices, such as his mom or this dude’s momma, when addressing a crowd; the Y quality involves a negative characteristic such as poor, lazy, fat, stupid, etc.; the final Z quality is the varying component of the joke, offering the greatest source of humor. Many of the jokes, due to the strong use of AAE, lack various aspects of the standard English structure through the omission of morphemes such as is and that. However, the structure is still present, as seen in (1a). Yo momma signifies the X quality; fat seems to be the Y quality; and it took her two hours to watch 60 Minutes represents the Z quality.
   As mentioned when discussing the initial structure, some variations of the “X is so Y that Z” formula do exist, as seen in a joke told by a participant of Yo Momma:

(2)   Yo momma’s like Geico, she’s so easy a caveman could do her.

Rather than existing separately as its own sentence, the formula appears after the clause yo momma’s like Geico, which is included for semantic purposes. The X quality which typically appears as yo momma, is represented by the pronoun she instead. The primary clause which appears before the actual yo-momma joke references both the Y and Z qualities of the sentence. One must understand the popular slogan of the company in order for the joke to make sense (i.e. “It’s so easy, a caveman could do it.”). Semantic narrowing is also imposed in (2), using the word easy to imply a certain level of non-difficulty in relation to sexual availability. Despite the added semantic information that exists prior to the clauses necessary for yo-momma humor, the “X is so Y that Z” formula is required in order for yo-momma jokes to take place. However, not all utterances that use this structure are considered humorous; many are simply scalar structures (Bergen & Binsted, 2003):

(3)   (a) It was so cold where I live, we found dogs huddling for warmth.
(b) The film’s ending was so shocking that it physically hurt you.

One can assume that the syntactic elements found within yo-momma jokes are not central to the humorous utterances, though without these essential components, the joke would not even be allowed to exist.

Morpho-phonology
   In addition to the syntactic structure being morphed to fit the constraints of yo-momma humor, morphology and phonology are both affected as well. In most constructions of yo-momma jokes—which rely on the “X is so Y that Z” formula—both is and that are omitted. The first (is) seems to disappear due to the conjunction of is and so. Over time, the emphasis was most likely put upon so, causing elision to occur and the is to fade away. The omission of that occurred for the sake of combining the two clauses into one joke. Rather than using the complementizer, a speaker instead takes a pause, building suspense and allowing themselves to play upon surprise theory as seen below in (4a).
In terms of phonology, certain vowel phonemes are lengthened and strong emphasis is used in certain places to produce a particular way of speaking within the first clause, yo momma is so ____. Take for example the successful joke (4a) versus the unsuccessful joke (4b):

(4)   (a) Yō momma sō fat//she bought her bras at AutoZone.
(b) Your mother’s so nasty that she brought crabs to the beach.

In (4a), the sentence was spoken with the emphasis on the bolded morphemes. It is assumed that the first yo is emphasized and lengthened in order to draw attention to the fact that a new joke is beginning. The so is lengthened in order to imply that the mother has a great quantity of the Y quality, fat, which is then emphasized to signify the scale that will be used for the remainder of the joke. The speaker takes a pause between the first and the second clause, giving the audience time to assume what he might say, and allowing himself to take advantage of incongruity theory (Ross, 1998). The speaker in (4b), however, does not use any specific emphasis within his joke. He begins weakly by not placing phonological stress on yo, which marks the start of a new “snap,” and then omits stress on nasty, which is shown to be the relevant scalar system. Because the audience is not given the time to dwell on what the speaker might say, the joke loses its humorous appeal.
   Within (4b), the speaker neglects to follow the expected omission of phonology and morphology, including unnecessary linguistic components for these types of jokes. The speaker also maintains the standard your mother rather than yo momma, or another variation, causing him to appear as if he does not know how to “play the Dozens” (Abrahams, 1962). Another fact worth mentioning involves the loss of the contracted is, as well as the present progressive –s and past tense –ed morphemes. For example, <she’s walking down the street> becomes <she walking down the street>; <she sits on an automatic toilet> becomes <she sit on an automatic toilet>; and <when I looked on her MySpace page> becomes <when I look on her MySpace page>. For the sake of simplifying sentence structure and improving the flow of speech, these morphemes often tend to disappear from most Z quality constructions.
Participants might also imitate the mother’s voice in order to increase the image being created within the joke. For example:

(5)   (a) Yo momma so poor I asked her what’s for dinner, that b**** lit my pocket on fire, “Hot Pocket!”
(b) Yo momma so fat and stupid when the judge says order in the court, she says, “Yeah, let me get a hamburger…”
(c) Yo momma so stupid when she had you and saw the umbilical cord, she say, “Ooh it come with cable?”

These jokes rely heavily upon the phonological use of imitation, rather than any semantic or syntactic structure. Only by enhancing the imagery of the mother do these jokes become humorous, and surprisingly all were perceived as highly successful.

Pragmatics
   Bergen & Binsted (2003) claim that a major portion of the pragmatics used with the construction of yo-momma humor depends upon the knowledge of linguistic scales—“a set of words of the same grammatical category which can be ordered by their semantic strength or degree of informativeness” (Horn, 1972; Levinson, 1983). Examples of such ordered words are:
{warm, hot, burning}
{dim, dark, pitch black}
   {big, huge, colossal}

Within yo-momma humor, a scale of Y-ness is first identified (for example, poor) and the X quality is then placed high on the scale (...she can’t even afford to pay attention), with the full utterance reading as <Yo momma so poor she can’t even afford to pay attention>. One might view the scale of poor as {poor, bankrupt, homeless, etc.}, extending so far as to being unable pay for something that is always free. The greater the level of intensity that exists, the funnier the utterances appears to be. As the scale increases in intensity, the use of imagery is imposed for the sake of creating context-independent rankings (Bergen & Binsted, 2003). While these context-independent labels allow the jokes to be more creative, it tends to affect the scalar implicature that should exist. No longer can a linguistic scale be visualized; instead, interpretation of the punch line depends upon how funny the audience believes the hypothetical situation to be. Take for instance, the following successful (6a) and unsuccessful (6b) jokes:

(6)   (a) Yo momma so fat, yo dad proposed to her with an onion ring.
(b) Yo momma so fat she got hit by a school bus and 23 kids died.

In (6a), the speaker makes use of semantic vagueness by expressing the idea of an engagement ring as an onion ring, which is not typically an item used for engagement. Additionally, the speaker takes advantage of fantastic hyperbole by assuming that the mother’s fingers are so large that she would need an onion ring in order for the ring to fit. This joke works on multiple layers by suggesting (1) that the mother loves food so much that she would actually prefer an onion ring to a diamond ring and (2) that she is so large that she requires a wrist-sized ring for her fingers. In (6b), imagery is again used, as it is commonly used within yo-momma jokes; however, no pragmatic or semantic tools are being used to enhance the quality of the joke. (6a) appears to be more humorous, not because it is on a higher scalar level than (6b), but because the image it produces is more humorous since it employs more semantic devices.
   When analyzing the humor found within Yo Momma, certain Y qualities were found to be used more prevalently. All of the included terms were used by participants of the show: big, nasty, fat, sleazy, stupid, ugly, easy, black, poor, and lazy. The terms were then grouped into certain categories and the following chart was compiled to determine which Y qualities were used most frequently:

Y Categories   Total References   Successful (+)   Average   Unsuccessful (-)
Body size (fat, big, large, etc.)   15   8   2   5
Sexuality (easy, sleazy, nasty, etc.)   5   2   1   1
Intelligence (stupid, dumb, etc.)   6   2   2   2
Race (black, dark, etc.)   2   0   2   0
Miscellaneous (poor, lazy, ugly)   7   1   3   3

The chart shows that “body size” was the most referenced quality. Based on the use of scalar implicature, one can make the assumption that body size allows for the greatest linguistic expansion. A mother can be referred to as big, large, huge, ginormous; the list goes on. In terms of imagery and metaphor, body size has the greatest potential for visualization as size is an easily comparable measurement.  The chart also shows “race” to be the least referenced quality. While a large scale system can be implemented to refer to levels of darkness, one might assume that jokes of this category were avoided because they could be seen as offensive rather than humorous. A few other qualities, not found within the show but worth noting, include: skinny, bald-headed, crazy, old, dark, short, hairy, slutty, greasy, teeth so yellow, glasses so thick, hair so nappy (Percelay, Dwek, & Ivey, 1994).
   Pragmatically, the use of yo-momma humor also intentionally flouts the maxims proposed by Grice—quality, quantity, manner, and relevance (Aarons, 2012).  Concerning quality, one can assume that the humorous utterances being made are completely untrue. Even if the mother is indeed overweight, poor, ugly, lazy, or any other insulting term, participants using this form of humor within conflict take advantage of hyperbole, understatement, and indirect relation to increase the hilarity of their “snap” (Bergen & Binsted, 2003). Abrahams (1962) claimed that the less true an utterance was, the more likely it was to be considered humorous. Because yo-momma jokes are not meant to be harmful, participants focus more on being creative rather than insulting the mother; in fact, those who do make serious claims within their jokes might create violent situations.
In terms of quantity, this maxim is the least flouted of the four, as a particular length of yo-momma humor has not formally been established. When a joke exceeds a particular amount of time while being told, it tends to lose its humorous appeal, causing participants of the Dozens to believe that short and fast snaps are best when playing against each other; however, lack of detail also carries less semantic meaning, often causing the joke to become less relatable. In instances where detail is omitted, contestants of Yo Momma often attempted to compensate by making particularly crude references that they hoped would elicit laughter. In most cases, these attempts were seen as uncreative and participants were then booed.
Concerning manner, pitch, stress, and syntax are often molded to fit the demands of this type of humor; however, the topic of manner is discussed in more detail within the morpho-phonology section of this paper. In addition to changes of speech, participants may also use non-verbal language when telling these jokes. For example, when telling his “final joke” on Yo Momma, a participant uttered the following:

(7)   This dude’s momma so fat she got a rest in peace t-shirt for all her favorite foods.

He then proceeded to reveal the shirt underneath his jacket which displayed cartoon images of food, with eyes crossed out and tombstones behind their “bodies,” as if he had taken the shirt from the other contestant’s mother. While the joke would likely not be very humorous, the visual action included within the telling of the joke caused it to succeed among the listening community.  While this aspect of yo-momma humor is non-linguistic, it seems notable as it often affected the audience reaction when certain jokes were told.
The final maxim, relevance, is flouted slightly, as most of the jokes do not logically follow others. Within one episode of the show, the following exchange took place:

(8)   A: Yo momma so poor her checks bounce like basketballs.
B: Yo momma so lazy, she just like butter, easy to spread.
A: Yo momma so poor she was the leading lady in 50 Cent’s video, “Window Shopper.”
B: This dude’s momma so lazy, her best friend’s a Chinese delivery guy.

While both speakers remained relevant to the Y qualities that they were separately portraying through their humor (A used poor consistently while B used lazy), neither speaker addressed the jokes of their opponent. However, the jokes were relevant in the fact that they all pertained to the mother.

Semantics
   In terms of semantics, a variety of jokes will be discussed for the sake of determining which qualities cause a joke to be humorous, and which cause a joke to fail. Because each joke contains varying semantic information, not all thirty-four jokes will be discussed; instead, this section will focus upon a select few, and the remaining jokes can be found in the Appendix. In the following, (9) will contain successful jokes; (10) will contain unsuccessful jokes.

(9)   (a) Yo momma so big, when she walking down the street, her stomach’s doing the Bankhead Bounce and her ass is doing the East Side Stomp.
(b) Yo momma so fat I told her I gotta new grill, she started pulling steaks outta her pocket.
(c) Yo momma so fat when I looked on her MySpace page, her top 8 was all her favorite restaurants.

All three jokes rely heavily upon the cultural knowledge that the audience holds. (9a) refers to two cultural phenomena, known primarily to the black community. The Bankhead Bounce was “a dance that originated in a neighborhood on the west side of Atlanta known as Bankhead”; and the East Side Stomp was “a walk used to ‘represent’ the eastside in which a person slowly picks up one foot, waggles and shakes it as if it is heavy, stomps the ground (with the heavy foot), and repeats with the other foot” (Peckham, 2005). The joke implies that the mother is so large that she can simultaneously perform two very different dances with two different parts of her body; and not only is able to accomplish this feat, but she is also in two different areas while performing them. (9b) assumes that the audience understands that a grill can refer to either (1) an instrument used for cooking or (2) a set of gold or silver teeth worn in one’s mouth.  In order to find the joke humorous, one must understand the use of polysemy and the lexical ambiguity of the word grill.  The joke implies that the mother cannot differentiate between the two terms and instead assumes what she would like to hear--that the grill in reference will be used for cooking food—and because the mother is so overweight, she most likely carries food with her in convenient areas, such as her pockets. (9c) reaches a more general audience, as most people are familiar with MySpace, including those outside of the black community. One must understand that an individual’s top eight usually involves their best friends. The joke implies that the mother’s best friends are restaurants because she frequents them so often and perhaps enjoys their company over that of actual people.
   When semantic intention is misunderstood, lost, or even absent from a joke, it suffers drastically when received by an audience.

(10)   (a) Yo momma so stupid she measures height with a thermostat.
(b) Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a degree to become a vegetarian.

In (10a), the speaker is attempting to make a stab at the mother’s intelligence level; however, it seems to fail. While it is understood that a thermostat tracks and sets temperature, the more appropriate word would have been thermometer, which actually measures temperature. Regardless of the speaker’s incorrect word usage, the joke does not contain any cultural references and lacks creativity within the imagery, causing the joke to fail. (10b) also lacks any cultural reference, and contains a weak semantic relationship. The speaker believes that the audience should be able to interpret the connection between a profession, such as veterinarian, and a lifestyle, such as vegetarian; however, considering that most professions do not end with the final –arian ending, the relationships does not appear to be very strong, causing the audience to lose sight of the connection that the speaker is attempting to convey. While believing that one needs a degree to become a vegetarian is “stupid,” the utterance is hardly funny.



II. Theoretical Perspective
Incongruity theory
   Made famous by both Kant and Shopenhauer, the incongruity theory states that humor is perceived when the incongruity between a concept involved in a certain situation and the real objects thought to be in some relation to the concept are realized. In other words, the theory depends upon the expectations of an audience, and offers an unexpected twist. As Aristotle put it, “[t]he effect is produced even by jokes depending upon changes of the letters of a word; this too is a surprise. You find this in verse as well as in prose. The word which comes is not what the hearer imagined” (Smuts, 2009). According to the incongruity theory, the humorous aspect of jokes depends upon the realization of the resolution. In order for a joke to succeed, it must give the audience a change to ponder what the resolution might be. Only by surprising the listeners with an unanticipated punch line is humor achieved.
   Within yo-momma humor, a rather large portion of the humor comes from the strong delivery of a joke within a heated situation. As discussed in the morpho-phonological section, a pause needs to exist between the first and second clause. This gives the audience an opportunity to ponder what the resolution might be. One might assume that players of the Dozens focus strongly upon particular Y qualities because they allow the listeners to assume the punch line(s) that they have heard in the past. While the audience contemplates the multiple ways that they expect the joke to go, the speaker surprises them with a new alternative, which then elicits laughter. It is through the resolution of incongruity that the audience finds the joke humorous.
   In terms of a conflict setting, the incongruity theory allows for an increase in humor as the jokes continue. While one speaker may produce a joke referencing the size of the mother and succeed, the following player is given the opportunity to create an even bigger twist. The jokes possess the potential to build in hilarity until a non-humorous resolution is presented for an incongruity. Outside of a conflict theory, yo-momma humor still depends upon the incongruity theory as each joke contains the opportunity to separate the X and Y from the Z quality.

Relief theory
   The relief theory focuses primarily on humor as a pragmatic tension-relief mechanism. The two most prominent theorists within this idea were Herbert Spencer and Sigmund Freud, as the theory deals with the essential structures and psychological processes that produce humor. Attardo (1994) states that relief theory (or as he describes it, release theory) is particularly interesting to linguists because it accounts for a liberation from the rules of language, and allow individual to use word-play outside the principle of Cooperation proposed by Grice.
   In terms of yo-momma humor, Abrahams (1962) would believe that playing the Dozens serves as an important relief technique for children growing up within African-American communities. The tension that would typically be built up in youth is expressed through yo-momma jokes by means of targeting a fictional mother character, and expressing “liberation” by means of playing a game. The humorous aspect of these utterances occurs when in conflict with another individual, allowing both players to increasingly reduce the amount of tension that exists between them—assuming that they are friends already or have a mutual understanding of the game—by continuing to challenge each other’s creative abilities. This lack of tension then draws forth laughter from the audience. Humor, according to relief theory, is used mainly to overcome sociocultural inhibitions (Attardo, 1994). In addition, Freud (1901) might argue that participants in this form of humor may comment on the negative qualities of one’s mother in order to reveal suppressed desires. By acknowledging this fact within a community and within conflict, relief is achieved and humor is obtained.

Conflict theory and superiority theory
   Conflict theory, as described by Bergen & Binsted (2003), “hold that humor evokes two conflicting impulses - the impulse to proceed and the impulse to draw back. These may be more specifically the results of conflicts between feelings of friendliness and hostility or play and seriousness.” The other, superiority theory, appears in two forms according to Smuts (2009); the first maintaining that all humor involves a feeling of superiority, and the second that the feelings of superiority appear in many cases of humor. In a way, these two theories disagree with each other. Conflict theory states that humor arises from the mere play that exists between two individuals in an attempt to maintain a level of homeostasis; superiority theory finds humor not in the balance of conflict, but within the idea that one overcomes the other and can view oneself as superior.
   Both theories, however, are seen within yo-momma humor. Unfortunately, in some hostile instances, these jokes are used in states of conflict. Humor arises when individuals realize that the pragmatic use of language is being implemented, not to insult, but to play a game. It is when that balance of conflict is uneven that jokes become rather unfunny. For example, if an individual takes the game too seriously while the other attempts to poke fun, the player who is acting with the intent to offend will appear to be non-humorous; whereas, the player who pokes fun will be seen as comical, and will likely have more subject material for future jokes. Superiority theory can arise from an unbalanced conflict, as one individual might be favored over the other. In many of the episode of Yo Momma, the community shown would not laugh at the jokes of a white person, regardless of how humorous they actually were. Instead, humor arose when the audience chose to favor one person over the other, and used their laughter to mock the less-funny white individual.

FUTURE RESEARCH
   Suggestions for future research include analyzing a larger sample of jokes and focusing primarily upon a specific linguistic feature. Many notable aspects seemed to arise throughout the research; however, for the sake of this paper, all topics could not be discussed. A more elaborate discussion over phonology and the use of prosody might be interesting. Also, a more conductive study could be produced from someone who grew up within the African-American culture and took part in the Dozens, as they might understand the semantics of yo-momma humor better and be able to better analyze the pragmatic mechanisms used in these jokes.
   Future research might also focus on creating a comprehensive theory of humor, as many theories tend to overlap when studying a particular genre of humorous language. In addition, linguistic topics (such as Grice’s maxims and other linguistic features) tend to merge when discussing particular elements of yo-momma humor. If certain aspects were contained and focused upon, a more detailed and comprehensive view of the subject could likely be produced.
   The final point of research that one might suggest could consist of observing and recording the Dozens being played. While gathering jokes and responses from a television show was convenient, one runs the potential of editing bias and may misinterpret the audience reaction. Transcribing yo-momma jokes when used lived in conflict would aid the linguist in better understand the emotion, prosody, and non-verbal cues used within the game.

CONCLUSION
   Many humorous features exist within yo-momma humor, and any exclusion of these features can cause the joke to be perceived as “unsuccessful.” The general requirements necessary to create successful yo-momma jokes include factors within varying linguistic categories. Within syntax, the joke must follow the “X is so Y that Z” construction. Little variation may occur, but only to add semantic meaning for the sake of humor. In terms of morphology, certain free morphemes such as is and that must be excluded, as well as verbal suffixes (–s and –ed) and most contractions. Phonology requires that tellers of yo-momma jokes lengthen most vowels within the primary clause, phonologically emphasize the crucial features of the joke construction (such as the X, yo momma, and Y, so ____ , qualities), and allow for a crucial pause between the first and second clause so that the audience may have time to form their own resolutions to the incongruity that exists. The process of imitation may also be used to enhance the creative imagine within the Z quality of the joke. Within pragmatics, yo-momma jokes require the individual to flout Grice’s maxims with the exception of quantity, use non-verbal actions to accompany jokes, and maintain creativity when referencing the scalar implicature of the Y quality. Finally, semantics dictates that the jokes be relatable to the culture in which they appear, allowing speakers to understand where they come from and make appropriate references to aspects of the African-American lifestyle.
   In terms of theory, all three (incongruity, relief, and conflict) work together to create a unified view of humor that elicits laughter in multiple circumstances. Incongruity theory is present in yo-momma jokes as the audience attempts to resolve the given incongruity between the first and second clause. Relief theory states the jokes are made for the sake of relieving unwanted psychological tension, causing linguists to see the Dozens as an important linguistic and psychosocial speech act for African-Americans to experience. Conflict theory assumes that one must find balance amidst conflict, and through this balance, humor is achieved. When the balance is not achieved, superiority theory can be applied as one participant is seen as more humorous than the other.
In terms of what specifically causes yo-momma jokes to be humorous, no definite answer exists; however, many factors are certainly observable, and should continue to be observed within the cognitive linguistic field.

How old is the universe?
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Post by: Vitorrio on December 18, 2014, 12:49:02 pm
Bonkers.

How is your life?
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Post by: yaz000n on December 18, 2014, 01:01:59 pm
I love songs

Who Are You ?
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Post by: Vitorrio on December 18, 2014, 01:09:21 pm
Error.

Is it hot in here?
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Post by: Alexander_Rijav on December 18, 2014, 01:22:49 pm
I am drunk.
Why?
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Post by: murdoxix on December 19, 2014, 05:00:34 am
A monument comprising two enormous pillars carved in the likenesses of Isildur and Anárion, standing upon either side of the River Anduin at the northern approach to Nen Hithoel.
The figures were originally constructed about T.A. 1240 at the order of King Rómendacil II to mark the northern border of Gondor, although the realm was greatly diminished in size by the time the Fellowship of the Ring passed the Argonath in T.A. 3019.
Each of the two figures was shown wearing a crown and a helm, with an axe in its right hand and its left hand raised in a gesture of defiance to the enemies of Gondor.
Also known as the Gate of Kings or the Pillars of the Kings.

Does God exists?
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Post by: Louise on December 19, 2014, 06:17:33 am
Banana
Do you love me?
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Post by: Sandi on December 19, 2014, 06:59:34 am
I like pussy(cat) too

Where can people find help ?
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Post by: Manoni on December 19, 2014, 08:01:25 am
Sex

Hello?
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Post by: yaz000n on December 19, 2014, 08:33:35 am
MineCraft.

Whats your sir name ?
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Post by: ClownGuy on December 19, 2014, 08:42:08 am
Xxxpussydestroyer420xxX


is this just optical illusion?


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Post by: Exterminator on December 19, 2014, 01:15:18 pm
Is the question the answer?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Spike. on December 19, 2014, 01:18:13 pm
of course he monkey did that.

So do you like xxx?
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Post by: Ramis on December 19, 2014, 01:45:28 pm
I eat potatoes
When Nazis surrended?
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Post by: superh2o on December 19, 2014, 01:53:17 pm
When the potatoes came.

Who are you?
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Post by: psyron on December 19, 2014, 01:57:19 pm
im batman

who the f*ck is alice?
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Post by: Spike. on December 19, 2014, 02:09:42 pm
Part of the AAA industries

What's your name?
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Post by: Vitorrio on December 19, 2014, 02:43:08 pm
85355672375987595235982758857

What is a car?
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Post by: Ramis on December 19, 2014, 04:13:02 pm
Kim Jong Un
Where's Japan at?
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Post by: Spike. on December 19, 2014, 04:38:47 pm
Mars

How are you?
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Post by: Thomas R on December 19, 2014, 04:48:30 pm
one night stand.

Tommorow?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Kewlizm on January 01, 2015, 09:42:12 pm
Don't ceh.

I lost my virginity, can I have yours?
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Post by: Kerbe on January 01, 2015, 09:46:28 pm
Don't ceh.

I lost my virginity, can I have yours?

Low air humidity.

Why do people live in houses?
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Post by: yoske on January 01, 2015, 09:51:25 pm
Low air humidity.

Why do people live in houses?

Because of reasons.

Why do we breathe?
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Post by: Thomas R on January 01, 2015, 10:05:05 pm
Apple tree,

Tommorow?
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Post by: Archie on January 01, 2015, 10:51:45 pm
Spelt with just one "m" :D

Do you still live?
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Post by: Spike. on January 01, 2015, 11:25:39 pm
Steven the nub

Are you happy?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Ben. on January 02, 2015, 12:09:04 am
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard.

What are you doing tomorrow?
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Post by: Pokedude on January 03, 2015, 01:48:27 pm
Harlem Shake

How was the day?
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Post by: Ramis on January 03, 2015, 01:54:39 pm
Samurai

What's your name?
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Post by: Spike. on January 03, 2015, 02:00:15 pm
Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso

Are you ok?
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Post by: Thomas R on January 03, 2015, 05:42:09 pm
purple banana.

when?
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Post by: KiiNgZoNe on January 03, 2015, 06:11:25 pm
To the bathroom.


What do you think 2015 would be?
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Post by: Kewlizm on January 03, 2015, 06:29:08 pm
Legen... wait for it.....

Are you lactose intolerant?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Exterminator on January 03, 2015, 07:46:34 pm
No I'm from Mars

How much would you charge for cleaning every window in Los Santos?
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Post by: Kewlizm on January 03, 2015, 07:59:47 pm
...DARY!!!

Hey baby, got any cavities?
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Post by: Ben. on January 04, 2015, 12:24:19 pm
I've got a whole stable full of horses!

When did you join Argonath?
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Post by: Pokedude on January 04, 2015, 12:26:25 pm
On DayZ

What kind of person are you?
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Post by: Thomas R on January 04, 2015, 12:29:08 pm
Maybe, I don't like american football.

Do you have a hangover today?
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Post by: Danny Soulson on January 05, 2015, 02:20:48 am
A Potato.

Would you Rather Kill yourself or Commit a suicide?
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Post by: AnoneteX on February 04, 2015, 08:15:40 pm
because YOLO!

what's 9+10 ?
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Post by: FARQ3X on February 11, 2015, 03:49:43 pm
Wiggle that big fat butt.

Do you buy chewing gum?
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Post by: Gandalf on February 11, 2015, 04:34:04 pm


Do you buy chewing gum?
I prefer to buy eating bread.

Does an umbrella stop the rain?
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Post by: Pokedude on February 11, 2015, 04:38:15 pm
Its a Train!

Whats the thing you enjoy the most?
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Post by: FARQ3X on February 11, 2015, 04:38:43 pm
I prefer to buy eating bread.

Does an umbrella stop the rain?

I like glue

How fast is a rocket?
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Post by: Ramis on February 11, 2015, 04:46:54 pm
I like glue

How fast is a rocket?

Tree
How are you?
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Post by: Astaroth on February 11, 2015, 04:53:13 pm
Yes I don't.

Do you buy toilet paper?
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Post by: Miller786 on February 15, 2015, 08:44:07 pm
I hate snitches

whats the meaning of life?
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Post by: Khm on February 15, 2015, 09:00:31 pm
to be happy

How high are you?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Tiny on February 15, 2015, 09:03:19 pm
im stupid

are you stupid
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Manoni on February 15, 2015, 09:16:12 pm
stupid.com

On this topic, If you ask something with logic you get a stupid answer, But If I ask something stupid I will get a logical answer?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Majnoon on February 15, 2015, 09:17:03 pm
Are you in the internet when you posted this?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: EliteTerm on February 22, 2015, 03:13:12 am
Tittysprinkles.


To be, or not to be?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Spike. on February 22, 2015, 03:21:28 am
Pancakes.

How are you?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Allison on February 22, 2015, 03:45:11 am
Personally, the time of day isn't important to the size of my shoe.

What's the capital of China?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Axison on February 22, 2015, 03:58:20 am
Buttercups

What day is it?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Pokedude on February 22, 2015, 05:07:53 am
Black Friday

Which Pokemon are you?

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Post by: zsmis on February 22, 2015, 07:12:20 am
Itachi uchiha

Whats 9+10=?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Axison on February 22, 2015, 07:17:54 am
22

What world do we live in?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: EliteTerm on February 22, 2015, 07:21:21 am
Because, teletubbies are awesome.

You know the rules?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: AryaN on February 22, 2015, 07:47:09 am
no i am not admin
What does the fox say?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: _FreezingDark_ on February 22, 2015, 03:56:42 pm
e=mc2

what is a bomb
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Brian on February 22, 2015, 03:57:35 pm
A potato with hairs

How long is he?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: eymas on February 22, 2015, 03:59:45 pm
The lance of longinus isn't actually meant to be longer than the average spear

Which royalty is referred to in the phrase "In the name of the lord"?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: _FreezingDark_ on February 22, 2015, 04:02:05 pm
my pet cactus is very smart


how is a flower breathing?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Pokedude on February 22, 2015, 04:19:11 pm
Ice-Ice Baby!

Whats 9+10?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Stivi on February 22, 2015, 04:22:56 pm
The average length between Earth and Sun is about 4400000 bananas.

Why is Earth round ?
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Post by: _FreezingDark_ on February 22, 2015, 04:27:56 pm
the world is full of people, dont just kill them


whi is an image full of colors?
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Post by: Joey on February 22, 2015, 04:29:50 pm
The Triangle Cube Baby!! :lol:

What it is dark in night?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Stivi on February 22, 2015, 05:15:36 pm
It's snowning in Minesota.

Why am I even playing this ?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Brian on February 22, 2015, 05:45:19 pm
The third act of civilisation
What is ☺☻♥
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Post by: Justin39 on February 22, 2015, 05:56:54 pm
Illuminati.


Why is it so cold?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Kewlizm on February 22, 2015, 06:25:14 pm
IKEA went bankrupt.

What is life?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Stivi on February 22, 2015, 09:39:26 pm
Tomatoes are fruits.

How old are you ?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: _FreezingDark_ on February 22, 2015, 09:47:18 pm
there is a cloud in my sock.

who invented english language?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Stivi on February 22, 2015, 09:50:11 pm
Hitler killed the jews.

What are cats ?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: _FreezingDark_ on February 22, 2015, 09:58:23 pm
cars run on humans all the time


how can you know when you die?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Chichibung0 on February 22, 2015, 10:05:06 pm
how can you know when you die?
Batman, Batman is always the answer...

When is the next Friday the 13th?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Brian on February 22, 2015, 10:17:14 pm
The universe is flat
Who cheated on the pope.
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: FARQ3X on February 22, 2015, 10:31:35 pm
The universe is flat
Who cheated on the pope.

Yes I know he loves her Nutella but so do I!!!

Would you rather have wet socks or clothes?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Justin39 on February 22, 2015, 10:34:23 pm
Banana

What are you doing?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Wake on February 22, 2015, 10:36:47 pm
Banging monkeys.

Why does my room lights up I press the switch?  :uhm:
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Post by: eugenefong on February 22, 2015, 11:58:57 pm
When you press the switch they start praying, then it will drop a lighting shit which causes your room to light up

Why must I go to bed.
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Hernandez on March 06, 2015, 11:16:12 am
To Relax
why You'are So Fat ?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: DickDastardly on March 06, 2015, 11:31:04 am
Ants and worms are tasty.

Where is uncle Ben?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Bruce. on March 06, 2015, 12:26:07 pm
Because yolo

Why?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Manas on March 06, 2015, 01:05:55 pm
Cuz there is no banana

So what is baseball?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: DickDastardly on March 06, 2015, 01:14:34 pm
Mac&Cheese

Where are the Amish gingers?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Hernandez on April 20, 2015, 05:59:53 pm
There.
Do you love scooby doo ?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: AhmadLov on April 20, 2015, 10:53:28 pm
I smoke the spooky doppy do
What about Lilwayne?

Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Klajdi.. on May 03, 2015, 07:13:21 pm
Lilwayne smokes coco.

Who are you?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: LeHott on May 03, 2015, 07:41:16 pm
I'm kickass.

Where is my mom?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Vitorrio on May 22, 2015, 04:03:33 pm
1987
How are you?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: FARQ3X on May 25, 2015, 12:14:58 am
1987
How are you?

I smoke crack in ditches with my bitches

Goat suck dik?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Pedro on May 25, 2015, 12:18:48 am
Only rainbows.

1+1= ?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Bruce. on May 25, 2015, 12:20:08 am
I love bacon

How's the weather?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Khm on May 25, 2015, 12:24:27 am
DEEZ NUTS

What the difference between a man and woman?
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Post by: Pedro on May 25, 2015, 12:27:23 am
Fish.

What is the darkest color?
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Post by: Lionel Valdes on May 25, 2015, 12:45:30 am
Graham Poll.

What's up?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: eymas on May 25, 2015, 01:23:13 am
Heroic usurpers drinking the water from their victims' superflouous hamburger restaurants, with sugar.

How do you watch TV?
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Post by: Kostas on May 25, 2015, 02:04:36 am
In a loaf of bread with lots of spaghetti and chocolate.

What day is it?

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Post by: Justin39 on May 25, 2015, 04:57:01 am
Tomorrow.

What's the first thing you do when you wake up?
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Post by: Axison on May 25, 2015, 05:34:19 am
Sleep

Moms spaghetti?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Jeffrey. on May 25, 2015, 05:41:29 am
wishy washy
 
What time is it
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Post by: ClownGuy on May 25, 2015, 06:40:36 am
Purple carrots

how are you?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Killanic on May 25, 2015, 07:40:12 am
how are you?
I'm doing Great... she's bringing the condoms.

Who robbed the bank?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: TiMoN on May 25, 2015, 04:19:56 pm
Unicorn and Peanut Butter.

How do you respond to emails?
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Post by: Bogomil on May 25, 2015, 04:53:13 pm
DM em.

What it feels when you jump from a plane?
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Post by: Brian on May 25, 2015, 04:54:19 pm
Triangles,

What are potatoes?
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Post by: Luke on May 25, 2015, 05:04:02 pm
Dinosaurs

9 + 10?
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Post by: zsmis on May 25, 2015, 05:05:56 pm
tweenie wan

Who are you?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Brian on May 25, 2015, 05:07:52 pm
Definitely not Blitzcrank

What is the most destructive thing in the world?
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Post by: Teddy on May 25, 2015, 05:11:24 pm
Being busy with finals.

What is the answer to the universe?
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Post by: Conk on May 25, 2015, 05:13:01 pm
Argonath RPG

How was the internet created?
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Post by: Devin on May 25, 2015, 05:14:18 pm
sweet chilli doritos

Where is my doge?
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Post by: Brian on May 25, 2015, 05:15:24 pm
Ask the Teddy bear
What is Devin's internet speed?
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Post by: Denzel. on May 25, 2015, 05:15:46 pm
In my kitchen fridge ready to cook.

Where's the noodles!?
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Post by: Conk on May 25, 2015, 05:17:08 pm
On Devin's doge

How many birds reside in London?
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Post by: Brian on May 25, 2015, 05:18:28 pm
Isn't that a kangaroo?!

Why do people hate Russia?
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Post by: Yasko on May 25, 2015, 05:21:37 pm
go drink water
Where are you from?
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Post by: eymas on May 25, 2015, 05:22:43 pm
Aissur Teivos.

Is it a viable choice to domesticate a bear?
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Post by: Brian on May 25, 2015, 05:29:42 pm
Request timed out. ((Did you see what I did here :D?))

How's the weather in the UK?
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Post by: Rusty on May 25, 2015, 05:49:41 pm
Tuna Fish.

Who was the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom during WWII.
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Post by: Dean. on May 25, 2015, 05:52:47 pm
That depends on how many refrigerators can fly to the moon per second.


What's your goal in life?
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Post by: Bogomil on May 25, 2015, 05:55:51 pm
Red

Why?
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Post by: shiko24 on May 25, 2015, 05:58:00 pm
Flying Tunnels

Who killed Hitler?
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Post by: Volcom on May 25, 2015, 06:21:02 pm
My evil 80 years old grandmother


can i eat a lion? 
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Post by: TiMoN on May 25, 2015, 06:30:03 pm
E=MC2


can a car drive as fast as a truck?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: eymas on May 25, 2015, 06:52:25 pm
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/0/8/c/08cdba3d0a1bb384e07a0ea5d14a34fb.png)
My calculator returns this. (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/19441947/avt/48vqpn.jpg)

Where in the world is Waldo?
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Post by: Pedro on May 27, 2015, 01:24:47 am
Black and yellow.

What is the best football team in the world?
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Post by: Kaseem on May 27, 2015, 01:30:38 am
North Pole.

can you read
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Post by: Sandi on May 27, 2015, 03:15:13 am
Four and a half

Yes or no ?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Call_me_Dad on May 27, 2015, 11:21:50 pm
or

Why did you come here?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Sandi on May 27, 2015, 11:28:35 pm
Cause Devin has ebola

Why does he have ebola ?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Hamza_Khan on May 27, 2015, 11:31:05 pm
Cause he is Devin

Why he is Devin?
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Post by: Kostas on May 27, 2015, 11:31:29 pm
Jigabigule
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgTxfykeJw4

Do you also sing like that?
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Post by: EliteTerm on May 28, 2015, 12:36:19 am
What a day, what a lovely day!

If you rape a hooker, is it considered stealing?
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Post by: Janar on June 02, 2015, 11:19:32 pm
Trains.

Why are you here?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Gnb_22 on June 02, 2015, 11:38:46 pm
The square route of 12 is 4.

Is it possible to rape a sheep ?
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Post by: Allison on June 02, 2015, 11:46:00 pm
Kansas City.

What time is it?
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Post by: Aiden. on June 02, 2015, 11:59:11 pm
Its 3am in Pakistan.

Why its 3am in pakistan?
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Post by: Celso on June 03, 2015, 01:13:42 am
Cristiano Ronaldo is better then Messi!

Who stole my popcorn?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Kostas on June 03, 2015, 07:26:01 pm
I'm listening to music.

What day is it?
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Post by: Sandi on June 03, 2015, 08:10:04 pm
its cactus

Since when are you here ?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Gnb_22 on June 03, 2015, 08:11:36 pm
Jamaica
Do you watch porn ?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Brian on June 03, 2015, 08:15:01 pm
If only world of warcraft was real (pls no I hate wow)

What if pineapples were orange.
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Post by: Sandi on June 03, 2015, 08:16:21 pm
I would eat more chicken

Why do we have to sit while we type on our pc ?
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Post by: beLTa on June 03, 2015, 08:20:03 pm
Cuz we've no chair.

Why Brian's here?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: eymas on June 03, 2015, 08:22:36 pm
Generally it is perceived that taking a certain amount of potassium choride next to a parkinson patient is highly illegal due to the fact a single twitch can cause an explosion most often preferred by scottish alcoholists.

Do you when the monkey has an after he jumped across down and ate a banana?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: SkyHawk on June 03, 2015, 08:35:31 pm
I like apples.

Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, Or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, then Shott was shot, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott, but Nott?
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Post by: beLTa on June 03, 2015, 08:38:54 pm
Yes, you're right!

What was that I just read up?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Spike. on June 03, 2015, 08:45:04 pm
A post.

What's your name?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Gnb_22 on June 03, 2015, 08:52:02 pm
Fishes can swim.

Do monkeys see their period ?
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Post by: beLTa on June 03, 2015, 08:55:40 pm
Yes I can.

Why monkeys like bananas?
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Post by: SkyHawk on June 03, 2015, 08:58:48 pm
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
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Post by: Danny Soulson on June 03, 2015, 09:00:45 pm
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Japanese potato

What is the meaning of life?
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Post by: beLTa on June 03, 2015, 09:04:16 pm
Lie in urban request!

What do you think Paul Walker was trying to do when got died?
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Post by: Spike. on June 03, 2015, 09:05:01 pm
Flying.


How do you spell the word "HI"?
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Post by: beLTa on June 03, 2015, 09:07:55 pm
BY!

What does your enemy say?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: eymas on June 03, 2015, 09:08:36 pm
Throw watermelon seeds into a blunderbuss, then shoot a full-grown and juicy watermelon from it into your favorite spaghetti grinder of choice.

Now how do you properly harvest an apple from a tree?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Danny Soulson on June 03, 2015, 09:09:58 pm
Flying.


How do you spell the word "HI"?
Holographics interface Of Grandparrents

What is a meaning of White?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Spike. on June 03, 2015, 09:10:48 pm
Black

How do you fly without wings?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: beLTa on June 03, 2015, 09:11:48 pm
I use rockets.

Why admins get more "hello" than normal players?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Danny Soulson on June 03, 2015, 09:32:57 pm
I use rockets.

Why admins get more "hello" than normal players?
because of Boiled Eggs
What is the distance between earth and moon?
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Post by: beLTa on June 03, 2015, 09:36:22 pm
I'm close!

Why hens lay eggs instead of laying chicks?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Pedro on June 03, 2015, 11:57:20 pm
Monkeys.

What is the biggest country in the world?
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Post by: beLTa on June 04, 2015, 12:04:36 am
World!

What actually a banana is?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Pedro on June 04, 2015, 12:06:05 am
A person.

What is your favorite color?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: beLTa on June 04, 2015, 12:07:36 am
Apple.

Why do you like boys?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: SkyHawk on June 04, 2015, 12:14:08 am
I like turtles.

Where do fish keep their money?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Killanic on June 04, 2015, 11:42:57 am
Where do fish keep their money?
In the sewer.

Do you want an ice cream?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Danny Soulson on June 06, 2015, 12:50:37 am
In the sewer.

Do you want an ice cream?
Gimme potatos

Why Does earth spin ?
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Post by: SkyHawk on June 06, 2015, 12:51:55 am
tops spin too.

why are maps flat?
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Post by: Pedro on June 06, 2015, 12:56:20 am
Because earth is the center of the universe.

Why birds have feathers?

Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Sandi on June 06, 2015, 01:02:51 am
Cause chicken dont

Why do people deathmatch?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Danny Soulson on June 06, 2015, 01:05:24 am
Cause chicken dont

Why do people deathmatch?
Because they aren`t Trigger happy

Why Potatos grow?
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Post by: Hady. on June 06, 2015, 01:09:06 am
Because they drink milk.

Who is your idol?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: RizzE. on June 06, 2015, 01:12:40 am
Definetely not you.

Why is hady considered an taliban?
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Post by: Kimya. on June 09, 2015, 05:05:26 pm
Because he has a long beard

Why are dogs loyal?
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Post by: Fiddlesticks on June 18, 2015, 06:09:54 am
Because they have teeth

Why do people use their phones when they're driving?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Justin39 on June 18, 2015, 06:16:06 am
Because people use their phones when they're driving.


How are you?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Allison on June 18, 2015, 06:18:27 am
Wow, no need to be such a jerk about it.

What year will it be in 347 years?
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Post by: Justin39 on June 18, 2015, 06:21:26 am
Year 347.

What color is an orange?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Andeey on June 18, 2015, 06:47:20 am
Orange is a Green Triangle

What is 60+1?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Sandi on June 20, 2015, 12:09:25 am
Somewhere around Africa

Why is Andeey a complete Aussie?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: .Diego on June 20, 2015, 12:13:50 am
because he eats bananas with the peel on.

what's the square root of 69?
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Post by: Gnb_22 on June 20, 2015, 01:06:28 am
Rhianna

Are there girls on the internet ?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Vitorrio on July 15, 2015, 08:24:42 pm
Harley Davidson.
What day is today?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: LeHott on July 24, 2015, 03:02:18 pm
The day I eat peanut butter with my dog.

When's the first day of autumn?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Pokedude on July 24, 2015, 03:11:09 pm
25th December

What is your hobby?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Tattler on July 25, 2015, 01:34:50 am
Bananas

Who plays Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Dennis. on July 25, 2015, 01:55:52 am
Angela Merkel.

Who is the president of USA?
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Post by: Toreto on July 26, 2015, 02:30:56 pm
i dont know  :D

how many times you go bathroom per day ?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Mikhail Zakhaev on July 26, 2015, 02:39:32 pm
-1.

The f*ck is a banana?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: AhsanAli on July 26, 2015, 02:43:38 pm
In which decade with the first transatlantic radio broadcast occur?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Tattler on July 26, 2015, 10:52:12 pm
69

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Sandi on July 27, 2015, 12:54:16 pm
21

Why are people big fans of potatos
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Drawn on August 01, 2015, 02:19:59 am
Batman

Why are apples dmers
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: LeHott on August 09, 2015, 11:06:57 pm
Because they fall from a tree.

Where was Duane Eddy born?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Drawn on August 10, 2015, 12:22:18 am
An apple

Why is your birthday the same day as you were born?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Luis. on August 16, 2015, 12:39:41 am
Because your parents have sex.

Why do we fart?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Drawn on August 16, 2015, 01:29:31 am
Batman.

Who's a big badonkadonk?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Luis. on August 16, 2015, 11:37:23 pm
Bart Simpson.

First thing you'd do if you won the lottery?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Tattler on August 17, 2015, 05:39:48 pm
I will ask my mom for $2.

What is your blood type?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: RizzE. on August 17, 2015, 05:42:56 pm
Diabetes type 2

Why is mexican food delicious?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Khm on August 17, 2015, 05:45:39 pm
Negative O

What does 69 mean?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: _FreezingDark_ on August 17, 2015, 05:47:40 pm
all cows are green

why is there a moon ?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Justin39 on August 17, 2015, 05:50:40 pm
Justin Bieber.

Why do we have dreams?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Pokedude on August 17, 2015, 05:52:03 pm
Cuz i am sexy.

Who are you?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Luis. on August 17, 2015, 06:20:12 pm
Facebook.

How do armless people masturbate?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Killanic on August 18, 2015, 07:00:07 am
How do armless people masturbate?
With their fingernails.

Did you receive my letter?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Tattler on August 18, 2015, 04:45:26 pm
No, I'm not hungry.

What type of music do you listen to?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Luis. on August 18, 2015, 04:56:50 pm
Nachos.

Do you like it, or you love it?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: _FreezingDark_ on August 19, 2015, 12:07:26 am
internet

what are words?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Luis. on August 19, 2015, 12:22:33 am
I'm not.

Where are you?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Drawn on August 19, 2015, 12:27:03 am
Audi.
what's the distance between the sun and earth?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Luis. on August 19, 2015, 10:49:02 am
Cheese.

What book should I read next?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Stivi on August 19, 2015, 10:55:26 am
Luis.

RPG or Freeroam?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Kimya. on August 19, 2015, 12:08:55 pm
Argonath.

Why are Women's national teams IN THE GAME ?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Sawyer on August 19, 2015, 12:29:07 pm
I like shorts. They are delightfully comfy and easy to wear.

What's your pets name?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Bruce. on August 19, 2015, 12:38:51 pm
Go away

What's the top speed of NRG?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: yaz000n on August 19, 2015, 12:52:29 pm
7th of December

Whats your favorite sport ?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Luis. on August 19, 2015, 12:57:53 pm
Prostate exam.

What's your phone?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Omar Aly on August 19, 2015, 01:53:19 pm
banana

How old are you?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Satoshi on August 19, 2015, 01:55:34 pm
High Speed Interception Unit.

What's your favorite movie?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Luis. on August 19, 2015, 01:56:44 pm
Pink.

What time is it?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Brian on August 19, 2015, 02:29:34 pm
I'm quite sure banana's are orange.

Since when do you play Argonath?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Khm on August 19, 2015, 02:30:49 pm
Since the 31st of February 2016.

What's your IG name?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Ivan_Dzeba on August 19, 2015, 02:35:29 pm
Choco§=§!%!§!

What is real life.
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Drawn on August 19, 2015, 02:36:09 pm
Megan fox

What's 9+10?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Ivan_Dzeba on August 19, 2015, 02:37:03 pm
(Omitted: Sir,) it is lamentable that mass agricultural development is (omitted: not) speeded by fuller use of your marvelous mechanisms. Would it not be easily possible to employ some of them in quick laboratory experiments to indicate the influence of various types of fertilizers on plant growth?

You are right. Countless uses (omitted: of Bose instruments) will be made by future gener- (omitted: ations. The scientist) seldom knows contemporaneous (omitted: reward; it is enough to possess) the joy of creative (omitted: service.)

What is a person?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Killanic on August 21, 2015, 09:01:00 am
What is a person?
Per son means for each son.

How much oil has been found?


Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Danny Soulson on August 21, 2015, 09:54:10 am
Potato and a half.

What distance is between earth/sun.
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Luis. on August 21, 2015, 10:58:29 am
The same as a restraining order.

Cristiano Ronaldo or Messi?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Stivi on August 21, 2015, 11:11:44 am
I read about that the other day, interesting story.

What's 9+10?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Manoni on August 21, 2015, 11:25:54 am
21

Who stole my TV?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Corey. on August 21, 2015, 11:47:59 am
Thief

Why Manoni is Black?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: LeHott on August 21, 2015, 12:32:22 pm
( Not really a logical question, but I'll play along )

 Because he ate all the colors.

How to turn on a chainsaw?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Luis. on August 21, 2015, 12:37:26 pm
Avada Kedavra!

Blondes or brunettes?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Drawn on August 21, 2015, 12:47:37 pm
Neymar.

How many times do you masturbate a day?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: _FreezingDark_ on August 21, 2015, 12:50:07 pm
11 son's and no moons

why do we drink water?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Yasko on August 21, 2015, 01:05:32 pm
Because we're camels.
What's water?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Luis. on August 21, 2015, 01:55:18 pm
A penis.

Do you believe in a god?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Aiden. on August 21, 2015, 02:04:35 pm
God is my friend.

Which color penis do you have?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Corey. on August 21, 2015, 02:34:34 pm
First you tell

Why Jerry's name is now Aiden?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Aiden. on August 21, 2015, 02:44:18 pm
His mother forgot his name and changed it.  :lol:

Why peoples drink wine?

Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Finch on August 21, 2015, 03:32:55 pm
To fuck a bitch.


why people use condom?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Corey. on August 21, 2015, 05:02:51 pm
To fuck a bad girl.


why people use condom?

to Don't let Population Increase

Why peoples want to be Sexy?



Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Abraham on August 21, 2015, 06:02:10 pm
So I'll have a reason to look at them.

Why can't I use Veet Oriental Wax on my 'private parts'?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Corey. on August 21, 2015, 06:30:16 pm
Simply you can't

Why sex is called sex
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: beLTa on August 21, 2015, 06:59:03 pm
Cause straight outta Ganton

When the Argonath was released?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Drawn on August 22, 2015, 12:25:42 pm
On a stick.

Why is an apple green?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Shorty. on August 22, 2015, 12:33:54 pm
Because of Ahmed.

Why schools are useful?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Luis. on August 22, 2015, 12:44:03 pm
They aren't.

Why doesn't Voldemort have a nose?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Yasko on August 22, 2015, 12:52:42 pm
His rat ate it.
Who is Harry Potter?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Luis. on August 24, 2015, 03:04:51 pm
Some mexican taxi driver.

Who doesn't like Sushi?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Killanic on August 25, 2015, 07:54:30 am
Who doesn't like Sushi?
Fishes.

Do you have pets?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: _FreezingDark_ on August 28, 2015, 01:38:56 am
internet.

whats space?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Jay42 on August 28, 2015, 01:49:56 am
internet.

whats space?
Sometimes at the weekends when it's between 03 a.m and 03:17 am
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Luis. on August 29, 2015, 02:57:40 pm
Why do we die?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Astaroth on August 30, 2015, 04:42:14 pm
Beer bottles are mostly green.

What speakers do you use?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Pizza4_Games on August 30, 2015, 04:59:06 pm
Clint eastwood is not old he's only 14

Why is the internet full of cancer?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: .Ganton. on August 30, 2015, 05:06:48 pm
Donald Trump

The world is ending and you're still on the internet?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: beLTa on August 30, 2015, 05:35:33 pm
Donald Trump

The world is ending and you're still on the internet?

Because San Andreas is better.
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Astaroth on August 31, 2015, 02:57:26 pm
Your question has no answer, because you have no question, which means answer.

So you bought a camera, I heard?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Deni1997 on August 31, 2015, 03:06:48 pm
Because bitch is stupid..

I saw you today, what were you doing??
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: eymas on August 31, 2015, 03:13:57 pm
Soapstones do not taste like soap, please do not lick the soapstones.

What is the result if you mix chocolate with pentaerythritol tetranitrate (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentaerythritol_tetranitrate)?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Astaroth on September 01, 2015, 03:06:14 pm
Santa Claus wears glasses.

Why did you do it?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Vitorrio on September 09, 2015, 10:37:21 pm
Tommy Vercetti!
Why are you digging this up?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: yaz000n on October 27, 2015, 10:44:29 am
energy drink

How did it happen ?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Jay42 on December 29, 2015, 03:41:45 pm
Spiderman jumped out from nowhere.

Is this real?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: neriionz on December 30, 2015, 01:25:29 pm
Buttman like butts!

You know?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Toreto on December 30, 2015, 01:48:12 pm
Banana

How many time you go bathroom per day?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Paco on December 30, 2015, 03:54:31 pm
Cake.

What's 9 + 10?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Astaroth on December 31, 2015, 07:41:28 am
Friday, and it's cold.

Why did you break the window?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Kimya. on December 31, 2015, 02:07:11 pm
Because i'm broke.

How did you get that signature?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Dean. on January 01, 2016, 02:48:28 pm
sex



What is the meaning of life
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Pedro. on January 05, 2016, 10:12:20 pm
gvardia is


Justin Bieber's new album rocks?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Astaroth on January 26, 2016, 06:44:08 pm
Yes. (Very stupid answer)

Do you love hotel towels?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Julio. on April 20, 2016, 12:12:50 pm
Would depend on the colour of my socks.

What is the capital of England?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: TrotlDebilni on April 20, 2016, 12:18:28 pm
The left or right one?

Is quantum computing going to solve all my life problems?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: BlueFox on April 24, 2016, 06:40:14 pm
No, just your dead problems.

What is the top speed of an Akula-II submarine in a North Atlantic storm?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: eymas on April 24, 2016, 06:48:47 pm
There is no bus.

How much flour do you need for a shepherd's pie?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: TrotlDebilni on April 24, 2016, 07:07:26 pm
Monday?

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: FARQ3X on April 24, 2016, 08:25:31 pm
Monday?

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Cocaine

What would happen if Chuck Norris tried to break a Nokia 3310?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Matt on April 26, 2016, 11:45:59 am
2+2 becomes 32433.23

How can I sleep?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Julio. on April 27, 2016, 03:42:25 pm
By burying a yoyo.

How could I obtain a pet wolf?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Ben. on May 14, 2016, 11:13:48 am
Yes, fishing for alligators.

What do you call a group of geese?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: AudiTT8 on May 17, 2016, 06:10:06 pm
A. Atacama Desert


Q.Who knows me?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: eymas on June 01, 2016, 03:52:03 pm
Pie

What is the 46th digit of the answer that comes from the equation of dividing the speed of light by the amount of time it takes for the sun to set on the 15th of december in the year 1811?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Gnb_22 on June 01, 2016, 04:14:55 pm
Potatoes

Why is the sky blue ?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on June 09, 2016, 02:24:10 am
Why is the sky blue ?
Drugs are bad kids

Why  are razors so sharp?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Vitorrio on June 29, 2016, 12:27:00 am
Today was a good day.
Who was in that oversky cave?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: TrotlDebilni on July 18, 2016, 07:07:23 am
Turn it off and on again.

Does this tunnel fit two people?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: FARQ3X on July 18, 2016, 09:50:41 am
Turn it off and on again.

Does this tunnel fit two people?

Pablo Escobar was a good man!

Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Killanic on July 18, 2016, 10:56:35 am
Oh shit, am I a suspect?

What do you think of the holocaust?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: FARQ3X on July 18, 2016, 11:30:24 am
Oh shit, am I a suspect?

What do you think of the holocaust?

Cocaine and Hookers are truly magnificent.

Are you dat boi? O Shit waddup?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: AudiTT8 on July 27, 2016, 02:39:07 pm
Dancing Bananas :bananarock: :bananav: :jackson:

If its raining how will ya hold the Umbrella?🌂
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: FARQ3X on July 27, 2016, 02:49:29 pm
Dancing Bananas :bananarock: :bananav: :jackson:

If its raining how will ya hold the Umbrella?🌂

Butt Plug

Racecar or Raceboat?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Agent002 on August 03, 2016, 01:52:36 pm
Spaceship.

Do you ever have intercourse with cheese?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Dutch_Hunter on August 03, 2016, 02:07:33 pm
Spaceship.

Do you ever have intercourse with cheese?

but does it blend?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: eymas on August 03, 2016, 03:08:40 pm
It bl-
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/21/Crossroads_baker_explosion.jpg/763px-Crossroads_baker_explosion.jpg)

Now how does one fly through a window of one inch with a Boeing 747 while a set of playing cards is strapped onto the right wing's very tip?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Anto17 on August 03, 2016, 03:12:28 pm
Rules are simple.

1+1?
Man it's 11 , 1+1 = 11 , simple! Isn't it ?  :weed: :weed: :weed: :weed: :weed: :weed: :weed:
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Max_Crawford on August 03, 2016, 03:31:27 pm
How can you lift an elephant with one arm?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Dutch_Hunter on August 03, 2016, 03:36:48 pm
How can you lift an elephant with one arm?
ask lustigkurre to land a AT-400 on GS9

How to not ban evade?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Carlito.S on August 03, 2016, 03:50:15 pm
Close your eyes and Ban evade
How to RP ?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Reasy on August 03, 2016, 04:04:33 pm
Drill a hole using your shovel.

How can you not say vapid jokes?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Anto17 on August 03, 2016, 04:39:38 pm
Is it heavier a Kilogramm of Metal or a Kilogramm of Glass??  :weed: :weed: :weed:
Stupid answer in 3, 2, 1, !!...
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: FARQ3X on August 03, 2016, 04:45:49 pm
Is it heavier a Kilogramm of Metal or a Kilogramm of Glass??  :weed: :weed: :weed:
Stupid answer in 3, 2, 1, !!...

Daddy issues

Cocaine or Heroin
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Dutch_Hunter on August 03, 2016, 07:35:09 pm
Daddy issues

Cocaine or Heroin

one does not simply awnser that.

who is better Gandalf or Sauron?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: FARQ3X on August 03, 2016, 10:59:47 pm
one does not simply awnser that.

who is better Gandalf or Sauron?


Eeew! Harry Potter is so much better than lord of the rings (inb4 Forum Ban)

Hookers or Side Chicks
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Agent002 on August 04, 2016, 02:52:11 am
Dallas.

Who killed JFK?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: FARQ3X on August 04, 2016, 01:52:40 pm
Dallas.

Who killed JFK?

Yes I see the difference between Queen Elizabeth the 2nd and the 1st.

Deagle or RPG?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Carlito.S on August 04, 2016, 02:00:43 pm
Yes I see the difference between Queen Elizabeth the 2nd and the 1st.

Deagle or RPG?
SMG

Highschool or College ?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: FARQ3X on August 04, 2016, 02:04:44 pm
SMG

Highschool or College ?

$5 she a hooker.

Apples or Oranges?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Carlito.S on August 04, 2016, 02:18:08 pm
$5 she a hooker.

Apples or Oranges?
5.1 meters

Do you love me  ? 
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Vitorrio on August 04, 2016, 03:50:27 pm
iPhone 7 is expensive.
Who is Sauron?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: FARQ3X on August 04, 2016, 04:15:19 pm
iPhone 7 is expensive.
Who is Sauron?
Come on dad.

Samsung vs Apple
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Vitorrio on August 04, 2016, 04:47:55 pm
Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Did you follow that train, CJ?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: albertlau128 on August 09, 2016, 04:31:40 pm
It was at this moment, He knew he f..cked up.

What tank do you think is the most powerful in WWII?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Khm on August 09, 2016, 04:49:40 pm
My dick.
How did the cold war end?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: albertlau128 on August 09, 2016, 04:50:37 pm
When I detect a cow above. *Hi Khm.*

Why do I return to Argonath today?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Agent002 on August 10, 2016, 09:11:49 am
Vietnam War.

Why did the U.S. retreated in Vietnam in 1973?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Dutch_Hunter on August 10, 2016, 09:21:14 am
Deathmatch

why do police officers carry guns?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: FARQ3X on August 10, 2016, 02:07:03 pm
Deathmatch

why do police officers carry guns?
Stop Singing

Will you succ me?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: albertlau128 on August 11, 2016, 07:59:59 am
Aragorn rules.

Who is the protagonist of the movie you last watched?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Vitorrio on March 06, 2017, 08:16:51 pm
I love myself.

What are you doing in front of your computer/laptop/phone now?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Webster on March 11, 2017, 03:14:47 am
My toe itches.

What are your thoughts on the 2nd Amendment?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Vitorrio on March 13, 2017, 08:55:58 pm
Because it's blue!
What is the last thing you ate?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Geek on March 28, 2017, 05:33:50 pm
[color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.870588)]A Rolls-Royce[/color]
[color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.870588)][/size][/color]
[color=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.870588)][/size]What did you do yesterday night?[/color]
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Vitorrio on March 29, 2017, 08:06:33 pm
Age is just a word.
Why did you read this?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Jairo. on March 29, 2017, 08:10:29 pm
Science can't prove nothing
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Kowalski. on April 30, 2017, 08:41:10 am
Science can't prove nothing
Your MOM!
Did you get raped?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Vomit. on April 30, 2017, 11:57:54 am
Your MOM!
Did you get raped?

Don't do crack kids!

Why is it that pizza is generally a circle, its in a square box and we cut it into fucking triangles to eat it?!!??!!?!?!
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Vitorrio on April 30, 2017, 06:30:09 pm
42.
Why is life so meaningful and yet, so meaningless?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: CrUpt3d_$oUL on April 30, 2017, 06:58:10 pm
42.
Why is life so meaningful and yet, so meaningless?
Just keep digging for your true purpose in life

Mia khalifa or Pheonix marie?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Jairo. on May 01, 2017, 02:39:55 pm
Soup.

Outlast 2 or Slenderman?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Deka on May 01, 2017, 02:49:55 pm
You guys are a fool to came for this section.

Hell or Heaven?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Jairo. on May 06, 2017, 10:41:30 pm
Barack Obama.

Tea or Coffe?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Matt on May 06, 2017, 10:53:46 pm
A centaur on half human and half centaur
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Agent002 on July 10, 2017, 12:33:09 pm
The definition of "none" is "nothing" or "empty", and is very related to Winston Churchill's facial hair, genitalia and brain capacity.

Is SA:MP going to go down?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: SamirM on July 26, 2017, 10:46:35 pm
Roger

Want to unban Martino?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Mr. Goobii on July 26, 2017, 11:00:01 pm
Cuz lithium batteries are good?

When will the SA-MP server be up?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: SamirM on July 27, 2017, 10:19:02 am
Masturbation

Will I get to 50mil so I can buy NPM ammunation
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Kowalski. on July 27, 2017, 12:09:59 pm
shove it up your face

What's 9+10?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Agent002 on July 27, 2017, 03:51:32 pm
Pissing is against God's will.

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Aiden. on July 27, 2017, 04:03:16 pm
Pissing is against God's will.

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Nope, instead fuck a donkey on the road.

Is this a weird board?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Kenawa on July 27, 2017, 04:16:33 pm
Free ElChapo

What's your opinion about Vladimir Putin?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Agent002 on July 27, 2017, 04:37:12 pm
My partners and I are pissed, Tony.

What if WW3 happened?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: SamirM on July 27, 2017, 10:33:11 pm
My partners and I are pissed, Tony.

What if WW3 happened?

Robert DeNiro.

Have I got a headache?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Chichibung0 on July 27, 2017, 11:13:24 pm
Robert DeNiro.

Have I got a headache?
Only on days between monday and tuesday

When is the next election for the new president of argonath?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Neal on July 27, 2017, 11:17:13 pm
Only on days between monday and tuesday

When is the next election for the new president of argonath?

When the current president comes back active again.

Is James Conway a good high-staff? hahahahahaha
@James Conway
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: SamirM on July 27, 2017, 11:24:18 pm
When the current president comes back active again.

Is James Conway a good high-staff? hahahahahaha
@James Conway
Na, he died in 1996. Most logical answer lol

When will I fart next time?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Dreelow on July 27, 2017, 11:36:56 pm
In about 1 minute.

How can I become a black person?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: BorisSforza on July 28, 2017, 12:41:42 am
read

When will the server be back??
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: abdallah98 on July 28, 2017, 12:42:21 am
I sold my penises ..this is how I bought premium pc

Why is sky blue?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: SamirM on July 28, 2017, 01:18:22 am
In about 1 minute.

How can I become a black person?
WRONG, hah.
Answer;
Barack Obama

I farted just now lol

Who is gonna die in a  moment?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Agent002 on July 28, 2017, 03:23:32 pm
VCMP DISCORD LINK IS DOWN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

When will cocaine be added?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: SamirM on July 29, 2017, 06:35:03 pm
VCMP DISCORD LINK IS DOWN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

When will cocaine be added?
Dick

When will this topic end?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: izolenta on July 29, 2017, 07:41:58 pm
Year ago.


What's the third rule of termodynamics?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: SamirM on July 29, 2017, 10:10:31 pm
The third law of thermodynamics is sometimes stated as follows, regarding the properties of systems in equilibrium at absolute zero temperature:

    The entropy of a perfect crystal at absolute zero is exactly equal to zero.

At absolute zero (zero kelvin), the system must be in a state with the minimum possible energy, and the above statement of the third law holds true provided that the perfect crystal has only one minimum energy state. Entropy is related to the number of accessible microstates, and for a system consisting of many particles, quantum mechanics indicates that there is only one unique state (called the ground state) with minimum energy.[1] If the system does not have a well-defined order (if its order is glassy, for example), then in practice there will remain some finite entropy as the system is brought to very low temperatures as the system becomes locked into a configuration with non-minimal energy. The constant value is called the residual entropy of the system.
#FuckTheRules

More dumb answer - Piss

What's smiling?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Cyclone on August 03, 2017, 04:29:58 pm
So deep pull it out.

What is love?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: SamirM on August 03, 2017, 04:39:21 pm
So deep pull it out.

What is love?
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more

Define carpet
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Cyclone on August 03, 2017, 04:43:48 pm
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Uncode Cockyboyz
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: SamirM on August 03, 2017, 05:06:57 pm
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Uncode Cockyboyz

Dick

hao to smagl
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Agent002 on August 04, 2017, 03:55:05 pm
You want a job, mang?

WHEN IS PALY NEW DXAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: SamirM on August 05, 2017, 11:38:26 pm
You want a job, mang?

WHEN IS PALY NEW DXAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DICK

Define Dick
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Cyclone on September 04, 2017, 10:05:56 pm
F, u, c, k.

Unlock my ass.
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Agent002 on September 07, 2017, 02:16:24 am
Recoil is an ass.

Sauceman is not dead. OR IS HE?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Cyclone on September 07, 2017, 12:00:26 pm
Recoil is an ass.

Sauceman is not dead. OR IS HE?

Spongebob squarepants.

Are you thinking of having a baby?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Jairo. on September 08, 2017, 01:44:05 am
Justin Bieber

Interested in Girls?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Agent002 on September 08, 2017, 12:41:25 pm
Rifle is fine.

What's the source of the bouncing tits picture?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Cyclone on September 08, 2017, 05:39:37 pm
Rifle is fine.

What's the source of the bouncing tits picture?

Snipped just incase ~Kessu (Not a real site, if it is, kill me)

What are you fucking gay?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: SamirM on September 13, 2017, 05:29:43 pm
Snipped just incase ~Kessu (Not a real site, if it is, kill me)

What are you fucking gay?

Balls.

How much do tits weigh on average?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Cyclone on September 14, 2017, 05:32:36 pm
30GB.

Is it tight and wet?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Exterminator on September 14, 2017, 09:01:03 pm
30GB.

Is it tight and wet?

Donald Trump

What is the weight of the moon?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Jairo. on September 15, 2017, 04:26:44 pm
2ghz.
What's the meaning of lol?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Cyd Parker on September 15, 2017, 05:58:44 pm
Curry is spicy, Yes.
What is the speed of light?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Cyclone on September 15, 2017, 07:05:28 pm
Stop masturbating to Jennifer Lawrence.

Is your mum gai?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Kowalski. on October 03, 2017, 10:11:18 am
Pussy.

What's 9+10?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Dean. on October 03, 2017, 01:46:05 pm
Still more inches than ur dick


How do you make macaroni?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Kowalski. on October 04, 2017, 10:30:01 am
Still more inches than ur dick (21 woulda been better *MrMeeses)


How do you make macaroni?
By making macaroni.
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Cyclone on October 09, 2017, 08:54:01 pm
Okay


KEEMSTAAAR LETS GET RIGHT INTO THE NEWS?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: SamirM on October 11, 2017, 10:38:26 pm
Okay


KEEMSTAAAR LETS GET RIGHT INTO THE NEWS?
KEEMSTAR IS A PEDO?! (PART 1)

Which Argonath do you like the most
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Agent002 on October 12, 2017, 05:17:57 am
Not a link to HAO TO FISH 2017 VERSION (http://www.argonathrpg.eu/index.php?topic=122128.0)

What gun do you like?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Cyclone on October 13, 2017, 04:09:48 pm
http://www.argonathrpg.eu/index.php?topic=122128.0
 (http://Not a link to HAO TO FISH 2017 VERSION)
What gun do you like?

Mom's spaghetti

Hey whats up guys is it Scarce here?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Kowalski. on October 14, 2017, 10:48:06 am
arsehole

What's better, pussycat or puppy
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Vitorrio on October 21, 2017, 08:19:52 pm
My name is Joe.

Who is Spongebob?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Kowalski. on October 22, 2017, 03:00:56 am
He is an RT

What is a pendulum?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Vitorrio on October 22, 2017, 06:34:51 pm
A very stupid answer.

Is this game over?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Cyclone on October 22, 2017, 06:56:19 pm
Penishole grab a cock and eat it whole.

Your cock is this?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Kowalski. on October 25, 2017, 11:20:42 am
Trump Humps

What is the definition of asshole
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Jairo. on November 02, 2017, 05:38:26 pm
Spaghetti.
Erica Fontes or Mia Khalifa
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Cyclone on November 02, 2017, 06:11:03 pm
Nomy - Cocaine Dirty Version. YOUTUBE INTENSIFIES

What is cactus pine equal to?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Agent002 on November 03, 2017, 03:59:16 am
Michael Corleone.

What is rape?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Bennzy on November 03, 2017, 05:12:59 am
Michael Corleone.

What is rape?

Yair my buddy.

Where is argo?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: 3xmortis on November 03, 2017, 08:17:17 am
On Mars

What are you doing now?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: CrUpt3d_$oUL on November 03, 2017, 09:31:00 am
Yair my buddy.

Where is argo?
Thankyou Trane.

Bobs or vagena?

Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Kowalski. on November 03, 2017, 09:49:03 am
Thankyou Trane.

Bobs or vagena?
Melania Trump

Do you like to eat ass?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: adam_malik on November 03, 2017, 09:52:04 am
(https://i.imgur.com/9H0zaB9.png)
Funny or no?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Jairo. on November 03, 2017, 12:31:34 pm
Booty.
Football or Basketball?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Ramis on November 03, 2017, 12:55:48 pm
Booty.
Football or Basketball?


Michael Jackson is dead
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Tonny. on November 03, 2017, 03:31:50 pm
What do you call a black knee
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Jairo. on November 03, 2017, 04:07:15 pm
This nuts.
Science or Maths?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Matt on November 03, 2017, 04:09:40 pm
an orange

How do I walk?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: CrUpt3d_$oUL on November 03, 2017, 04:13:04 pm
stop masturbating

@DinoKid23  or [R*]Carbon?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Rohit6115 on November 03, 2017, 04:13:49 pm
Ice Cubes

Vice City or San Andreas?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Matt on November 03, 2017, 05:50:09 pm
42

how do I become rich?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Vitorrio on November 03, 2017, 06:09:55 pm
I play bowling.

Where is that Internet café?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Jairo. on November 03, 2017, 06:33:27 pm
Yesterday.
Sad or Happy?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Cyclone on November 03, 2017, 08:43:14 pm
Boner.

Whats "Nigga"?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Jairo. on November 04, 2017, 11:44:06 am
Jesus.
Police or Gangster?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: CrUpt3d_$oUL on November 04, 2017, 11:47:13 am
Medic

Gand mein ya muu mein?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Aiden. on November 04, 2017, 12:03:46 pm
Jennifer ki choot me.

Tum chutiye ho ya tum hi chutiye ho?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Jairo. on November 04, 2017, 12:10:41 pm
Pila.
Madeira or Azores?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Djinn on November 06, 2017, 04:30:19 am
Awesome thing.

You thirsty?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Advik on November 06, 2017, 05:51:19 am
Murdering

U play COD?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: neriionz on November 06, 2017, 02:52:44 pm
I raped my sister.

You're dumbass?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Jairo. on November 06, 2017, 09:20:07 pm
I like peanuts.
Red County or Bone County?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Cyclone on November 07, 2017, 09:06:25 am
Dick country.

Which page are we on?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Jairo. on November 07, 2017, 03:10:01 pm
Ban Carbon.
Skype or DIscord
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Cyclone on November 07, 2017, 08:57:33 pm
TeamSpeaks too much.
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: SamirM on December 04, 2017, 09:09:17 pm
You forgot to ask a question lmao
Is the VCPD a good police department and/or better than the SAPD or ARPD?
(pls answer yes, pls answer yes)
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Norrage on December 04, 2017, 09:11:04 pm
You forgot to ask a question lmao
Is the VCPD a good police department and/or better than the SAPD or ARPD?
(pls answer yes, pls answer yes)

yes (stupid answer :lol:)

How old is Donald Trump?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: SamirM on December 04, 2017, 09:13:35 pm
-6

Illustrate this image  :balance:
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Jairo. on December 04, 2017, 09:56:46 pm
I eat poop
UFC or WWE
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: SamirM on December 04, 2017, 10:23:13 pm
ToyzRUs
 :smack: Is it sexist that a woman can beat a man like that, and be virtually ignored, and can even embarrass the man for ''letting a woman hit him'', but should he be bitchsmacking her by the slightest, people around him would be going into him? #SJWsAreIdiots
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Huntsman on December 04, 2017, 10:25:06 pm
ToyzRUs
 :smack: Is it sexist that a woman can beat a man like that, and be virtually ignored, and can even embarrass the man for ''letting a woman hit him'', but should he be bitchsmacking her by the slightest, people around him would be going into him? #SJWsAreIdiots

Did you just asume his/her/it's gender?
Why is uni so fucking hard?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: SamirM on December 04, 2017, 11:12:43 pm
Did you just asume his/her/it's gender?
Why is uni so fucking hard?
omg omg sry im a misogianyst piece of šhit i ran from gender studiz clasz bcs i thought i ahd morals not to raep i fond out im a feminizt after ol im a naturl born rapizt maed puerly 4 raping owman  :war: fenubuszts r smart asf dey uze faktual evidenz on da waeg gpa, pinek taks and moer


Are feminists stupid?
(say fooken' no)
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Cyclone on December 05, 2017, 04:37:21 pm
Riggered in the hole.



Does I sk a dik?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: SamirM on December 05, 2017, 04:59:20 pm
Yes (stupid answer) :)

Who smokes weed everyday
 :weed:
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Agent002 on December 06, 2017, 03:48:30 am
al3x_zaytev's channel > dateasterneuropean's

[R Lee Earmey voice] DO YOU SUCK DICKS?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Dante3905 on December 06, 2017, 03:51:00 am
What's the name of Pedro?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: SamirM on December 06, 2017, 09:22:59 am
 :jackson:

What is love
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Cyd Parker on December 06, 2017, 10:34:29 am
A square is equal to B square,

Do you wear underpants?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Vitorrio on December 07, 2017, 03:36:52 pm
Let's go bowling and hate gravity!
What are you doing?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Cyclone on December 07, 2017, 03:43:26 pm
Dogs suck their own dick.

Whats (pussy * dick) + anal ass = ?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: SamirM on December 07, 2017, 09:02:02 pm
m = s/v

Big balls or digger bick
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Kowalski. on December 08, 2017, 08:31:33 am
m = s/v

Big balls or digger bick
Obama.

9+10=21?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: SamirM on December 08, 2017, 08:55:48 am
 :balance: :mad: :hah: :rofl:

you don't remov keabb, kebab removez you..
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Vitorrio on December 17, 2017, 10:30:47 am
I am what I am.
Is my burger made out of gold?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: SamirM on January 10, 2018, 11:52:20 am
I am what I am.
Is my burger made out of gold?
Ananas

Define ''VCPD''
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Afyea on January 10, 2018, 12:30:34 pm
Ananas

Define ''VCPD''

Very challanging price detail

Where is Asia?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: SamirM on January 11, 2018, 06:04:16 pm
Very challanging price detail

Where is Asia?


America, South African Republic, Sarajevo


What grade did you have in Wumbology?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: albertlau128 on March 04, 2018, 06:00:50 am
Blue, because roses are red.

What's the origin of the universe?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: JDC on March 08, 2018, 02:39:46 am
a primitive human play with himself and then b00m universe came out

Where is humanity headed in the future?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: albertlau128 on March 13, 2018, 04:18:43 pm
Extinction.

1=1?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Jairo. on March 26, 2018, 10:40:02 pm
Definetly bro, because there was this one time that a butthole asked a bird how's to fly he said that fly it's sea, pumpkins in a boat floating in a jat with nos in a need for speed car ejecting heroin on his brain as he stabbed his butthole for icecream.

why?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Darty on March 26, 2018, 10:43:08 pm
well chemical extremination combinations cause skrra - boooom


2+2=?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Jairo. on March 26, 2018, 10:44:42 pm
WHY THE FUCK WE ARE THE ONLY ONE SPAMING FORUM GAMES? AND TUM TUM BRUM PUM SKYAAAAAAH, MAN'S NEVER HOT.

What's life
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Darty on March 26, 2018, 10:47:28 pm
Cause I need my post number 500 by tonight!

Life=Bullshit

what are you doing rn?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Jairo. on March 26, 2018, 10:48:34 pm
Fuck this game, im faping.
wwwwwwwwhatt?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Hammer_ on March 26, 2018, 11:20:47 pm
YO NIGGS, THIS FORUMS GAMES SUCKS NIGGS....
What's your nationality?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Jairo. on March 26, 2018, 11:56:01 pm
Gandalf.
coconuts or pepsi
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: albertlau128 on March 27, 2018, 02:51:02 am
Fanta! Because orange!

Why is orange coloured orange?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Jairo. on March 27, 2018, 06:58:27 pm
The sun is black
is it?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: albertlau128 on March 29, 2018, 09:55:37 am
No, roses are #FF0000.

Why am I stupid?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: SamirM on December 16, 2019, 11:26:29 am
No, roses are #FF0000.

Why am I stupid?

you aren't

Who is Muris
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Kowalski. on December 16, 2019, 11:57:53 am
[Rstar]Karbun

What is rolepaly?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Stefos on December 16, 2019, 01:01:30 pm
A misspelled word.

What would you do if your phone got stolen?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Badandy on December 16, 2019, 04:36:24 pm
Use my phone to call the police.

1 == 1 && 1 == 2    ?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: badboy.dhia on December 16, 2019, 05:33:08 pm
What would you do if your phone got stolen?
i will use my phone to call the police  :cop:
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Sawyer on December 16, 2019, 06:12:39 pm
Use my phone to call the police.

1 == 1 && 1 == 2    ?
will repeat the previous answer

why do I have to pay my IG taxes when I cannot even afford my RL ones?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Bogomil on December 16, 2019, 06:17:31 pm
Because the sun reflects shadow.

What's 1+1 in binary
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: SamirM on December 16, 2019, 06:30:53 pm
Use my phone to call the police.

1 == 1 && 1 == 2    ?
will repeat the previous answer

why do I have to pay my IG taxes when I cannot even afford my RL ones?

Because of Keemstar and Kessu

What created life?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Thomas_A on December 16, 2019, 08:30:05 pm
In geometry, a square is a regular quadrilateral, which means that it has four equal sides and four equal angles. It can also be defined as a rectangle in which two adjacent sides have equal length.



Why is earth flat?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Kowalski. on December 16, 2019, 09:58:12 pm
because yo mama sat on it

How to use a payphone?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: JackDockz on December 16, 2019, 10:11:50 pm
because yo mama sat on it

How to use a payphone?

Just /msg instead duh

How many LCPD + FBI applications did John Meeses make?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Kowalski. on December 16, 2019, 10:14:39 pm
-5

What is MI6
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Conor_Bradford on December 16, 2019, 11:13:09 pm
an agency that was created by a guy who didnt like the number 5 so he decided to step it up to 6


Who thought of the pancake recipe?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Kowalski. on December 16, 2019, 11:40:52 pm
https://fbi.argonathrpg.com/index.php?topic=3197.0 (https://fbi.argonathrpg.com/index.php?topic=3197.0)

How to play V:MP Argonath before release?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Thom on December 17, 2019, 11:27:32 am
True release is in the eye of the beholder

Can we create a flying chicken by combining it with other species?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Kowalski. on December 17, 2019, 12:59:54 pm
but then the KFC won't be the same :(

What's GTA?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Stefos on December 17, 2019, 01:41:42 pm
Killing someone without roleplaying or a valid reason.

Do blind people see dreams?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Thom on December 17, 2019, 02:15:38 pm
No, but they see dreams.

If all things tend to self destruct in the universe(at some point) how come the universe constantly expands?
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Kowalski. on December 17, 2019, 10:28:25 pm
Seems blind people do see dreams.

What is Argonath
Title: Re: Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.
Post by: Nathan on December 06, 2020, 07:37:53 pm
That fuzz between your toes after wearing socks.

What is the purpose of life?
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