Vice City Truths

[Agent002]

ISSUED JULY 22 1986
No Charge

BREAKING NEWS

World War III Nearly Started!
This week: An assailant, later allied with the other two threatened the city with a nuclear bomb. He requested 100,000 ARD in order to shut the nuclear bomb down. He claimed that "the nuclear bomb could wipe out Vice City" and "giving a signal to the Communists that World War III has started". The police refuses to comply with his instructions and later attempted to neutralize the suspect, but failed as he and the other two gunned down the arriving officers at the scene. The terrorists are still remaining at large. The Vice City Police Department has no clue what the bomb model is, neither its location.

A nuclear bomb.

UPDATED: The Police claimed to have "defused" the bomb, but after many reports, rumours are saying the actual bomb is still in Downtown, the office blocks to be exact. The Police's "defusal" is a hoax to prevent mass hysteria. This proved the ineffectivity of the VCPD.
Crime Rates Skyrocketed! Vice City: A Safe Haven for Criminal
Vice City earns dubius reputation
Newest reports from sources proved that crime rates of the Vice City has increased a lot from June. Reports of mugging, homicide, drug smuggling and dealing has skyrocketed as activities of criminals increase. Our advise is not to stay long in the streets for too much time, do not go out after 10 PM and keep yourself trained in self defense againsts criminal.
"The Future of FBI" Earns Accusations of Counterfeiting Cash
Just a normal officer?
An FBI Trainee, Silent, is being accusated of using counterfeited money. Theories say Silent used counterfeiting money to replace real cash in order to steal from the Evidence Room. Information are vague as if this is true and where did the counterfeited cash come from, but suspects are the Printworks, lovated in the borders of Little Haiti and Little Havana. This is unlikely as the current technology the Printworks has cannot counterfeit such cash.

The Printworks.

A confiscated wad of cash.

Ogra Attacks!
Recently, fishermens spotted objects that looks like shipwrecks. There has also been reports of Ogra attacks and missing fishermens. Following the story, we've dived down the sea and spotted interesting things.

A shipwreck.

Another shipwreck, this time of the shipping company Chartered Libertine Lines.

No information is known about these wrecks, who owned it, who did it, but authorities blame on Ogra attacks. More interestingly, a submarine shaped object is nearby the shipwrecks, possibly guarding the wrecks. Theorists claim that the wrecks are the result of the Coast Guards and the Navy's.

Sports

Vice City Mambas Won Semifinals
Veteran Sports Fan Retires at 60

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Winners of This Week:

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[Plenty2x]

Damn, that nuclear bomb news...
And FBI Trainee is doing this? what the hell..

[Agent002]

Damn, that nuclear bomb news...
And FBI Trainee is doing this? what the hell..

I might fabricated 90% of it 

[danigold1]

I might fabricated 90% of it 

Vice City Truths(?)
Nah is cool anyways, good work.

[Kessu]

Truth is the thing that cannot be proven to be a lie!

Good job Martino

[Agent002]

Truth is the thing that cannot be proven to be a lie!

ah yes kessu saving the day again

[Roy Earle]

A lot has changed in the recent 3 days. Let's hope they let you back in the town soon.

[SamirM]

A lot has changed in the recent 3 days. Let's hope they let you back in the town soon.

Na, he's just outta town for a while.
And this always tells the truth, even when it lies.

[Rohit6115]

And this always tells the truth, even when it lies.

LOL

[Agent002]

I been outta town, yase. So no shit is going down, even newspapers. :C

[Agent002]

ISSUED September 1 1986
No Charge

BREAKING NEWS

Big Shot Businessman Martino Gonzales Returns

Today, one of the big businessman and a respected man, also one of the best Cuban immigrant we've ever seen, returns from his scandal-ridden trip to Germany. It was claimed that "he murdered 4-5 policemans and a captain who he brutally murdered by shooting in the head" for "being communists". Despite this being false information, the State of Florida cannot let him back into town for 6 months, until today.

Another Smuggle Trip Hits Downtown!

Today, the police tried to stop a smuggle trip which turned out to be a total failure when they were unable to do anything but hurt a captured sailor. The smugglers reached their destination in Downtown, but the police can't stop them. Several policemens are murdered. There were no records of deaths in the criminal side. Civilians are questioning the efficiency of the police department.

Two Cops Dead, Police Bribed

The war on corruption continues as several policemens are shot to dead. The deaths was found in Little Havana and Ocean Beach. No officials records of these two is recorded. The killer is expected to be one man, but he has escaped.

The Enforcer Unable to Stand A Chance Againsts A Nightstick

An experiment revealed that The Enforcer is bulletproof but still can be exploded with a nightstick (!) This has raised debates on the actual strength of the The Enforcer.

VCPD Top Cop Gets Clothes Off

Today, the "Top Cop" of VCPD has been temporarily kicked from the force for hurting a sailor in the previous smuggle event. This has raised awareness of the crime on the high rise being even higher.

Winners of This Week:

Spoiler for Winners:

Bankrupt Rage
Beef Bandito
Billy Sastard
Cock Soup
Hairy Dyke
Slap & Tickle
Vineger Stroke

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[TruthSvensson]

Here is a Vice City Truth for you

[Plenty2x]

Big Shot Businessman Martino Gonzales Returns

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Today, one of the big businessman and a respected man, also one of the best Cuban immigrant we've ever seen, returns from his scandal-ridden trip to Germany. It was claimed that "he murdered 4-5 policemans and a captain who he brutally murdered by shooting in the head" for "being communists". Despite this being false information, the State of Florida cannot let him back into town for 6 months, until today.

Seems legit, and welcome back to Vice City man!

[Silent]

BREAKING NEWS. Vice city truths found out to be nothing but a smaller company run by the even bigger news company Vice City News or VCN for short. More Info coming soon

[Agent002]

BREAKING NEWS. Vice city truths found out to be nothing but a smaller company run by the even bigger news company Vice City News or VCN for short. More Info coming soon

This info is confirmed to be fake. You better get outta here.