-
Argonath RPG: IV:MP
Funny Server Chatlogs
Another humor exemplary topic. Post funny chat logs regarding our IV:MP. Don't post pictures!
I'll start.
Void: Another shootout?
Void: So we barricade ourselves in the hospital then you and Alan storm?
JayL: wutever nigga, just let me pull that trigga
Tim(6) has joined the server
Thomas_C: Hey Tim
Void: Hello Tim
Tim(6) has left the server
Void: lol
few minutes later ....
Tim(3) has joined the server
Thomas_C: Tim download the correct client version, in news and announcement
Void: Tim get the newest client version in the News and Announcements board
Tim(3) has left the server
Thomas_C: You think he saw it?
after several more tries of logging in...we spammed out the chat so he can see it
Tim(3) has joined the server
Void: Tim get the newest client version in the New and Announcements board
Thomas_C: Tim download the correct client version, News and announcements board
Thomas_C: Tim download the correct client version, News and announcements board
Tim(3) has left the server
after 4 minutes Tai forgot to save the scripts(Server was script-less now)
Tim(3) has joined the server
Tim: Hey guys
Void: LMAO
(don't know the exact words as F12 doesn't work IG)
-
D: My game kept crashing when I joined. Tai was restricting /v when i joined :poke:
-
Sorry for the bump, but this topic has to be revived.
[WS]GHunter(15): Criminals are yellow color?
Void(14): Pedestrians are yellow
ACE55(20): I can't see the road!!!
Void(14): No color for criminals currently
Macielesk(21): Is it black?!
Void(14): LOLracist joke
Macielesk(21): lol
Post some more funny chat logs :)
-
Void(14): No color for criminals currently
Macielesk(21): Is it black?!
Void(14): LOLracist joke
Macielesk(21): lol
I fucken lold!
-
Funny chat logs :rofl:
-
DellStorm(3): Thanks for the car
messing him up ...
DellStorm(3): LOL cheat
=AV=DeeJay(5) has joined the server
=AV=DeeJay(5): where?
Void(4): hey DJ
DellStorm(3): LOL
Void(4): xD
He has a hunch for it :lol:
-
Sorry for the bump, but this topic has to be revived.
[WS]GHunter(15): Criminals are yellow color?
Void(14): Pedestrians are yellow
ACE55(20): I can't see the road!!!
Void(14): No color for criminals currently
Macielesk(21): Is it black?!
Void(14): LOLracist joke
Macielesk(21): lol
Post some more funny chat logs :)
:lol:
-
I am mostly known by this introduction message, and half of IV:MP Argonath players can confirm it:
"Hello there XXX, welcome :)" so this evening happened something hilarious.
I've met this player 10 times and I always said the same message to him.The exact one I've written above.
DellStorm(2) LOL w
Void(3): Actually it was 20
Paladin(5) has joined the server
Void(3): Hello there Paladin, welcome :)
After 1 minute
Paladin(5): Void?
Void(3): Yes?
Paladin(5): Omg .... you aren't a bot ...
Void(3): LMAO
DellStorm(2): LOL
-
I am mostly known by this introduction message, and half of IV:MP Argonath players can confirm it:
"Hello there XXX, welcome :)" so this evening happened something hilarious.
I've met this player 10 times and I always said the same message to him.The exact one I've written above.
DellStorm(2) LOL w
Void(3): Actually it was 20
Paladin(5) has joined the server
Void(3): Hello there Paladin, welcome :)
After 1 minute
Paladin(5): Void?
Void(3): Yes?
Paladin(5): Omg .... you aren't a bot ...
Void(3): LMAO
DellStorm(2): LOL
haha
-
codekick(23): my english is bad :D
[WS]Thomas_C(16): That's ok :)
codekick(23): ok
codekick(23): bye!
Sounded pretty funny xD Like he didn't want it to be ok :/
-
i laughed ;D
-
This is the result of the afternoon conversation of Thomas and Masa.
[WS]Thomas_C(8) has joined the server
Void(5): Lunch was good?
ChuckNorris(27): thomas ^^
[WS]Thomas_C(8): Dinner ; )
Diavol(3): Hey thomas
[WS]Thomas_C(8): .q
[WS]Thomas_C(8): OSHI! Chuck removed /q!
[WS]Thomas_C(8): NOES!
-
Removed due to leak prevention
-
Twenty(3) has joined the server
Void(5): Hey 20
DellStorm(8): Hi Twenty, welcome
Twenty(3): Void, I want lessons
Void(5): In what? :D
Twenty(3): ds
Void(5): ok
Administrator chat censored.....
Chat with DellStorm, who'll take, which vehicle ...
Void(5): Straight to the exam
Twenty(3): WHAT
Void(5): Similar as SA:MP, don't worry
Twenty(3): k
8 minutes after...
Void(5): Watch the road, jesus!!
Void(5): Holy guacamoli!!!!
Void(5): SPEED LIMITS!!!!
1 minutes after...
Void(5): Congratulations Twenty, you have killed the drivings instructor
J_wet(10): ROFL
Void(5): Dell, now you try
DellStorm(8): No, she killed the drivings instructor!!!
Poor Twenty. :(
-
Crime of Tandtrollet(9): Child molesting
false was kicked by [WS]Thomas_C(12) for Sorry Sebi, go back to [gerG]Sebihunter
He managed to log out before Thomas kicked(It would be epic tho)
-
false was kicked by [WS]Thomas_C(12) for Sorry Sebi, go back to [gerG]Sebihunter
It would have been kick of the year! Thomas kicking the IV:MP Head Manager from our server XD
-
Always trying to be unique :redface:
-
Lizzard_LTU(7): How many people are scripting on this server?
Void(5): Two
Pude(4): Caion and Tai
Pude(4): Bros
Lizzard_LTU(7): Oh snap, so we will have to really wait for an update
Void(5): No, its just around the corner
Lizzard_LTU(7): Pedobear?
Void(5): No, manbearpig
Pude(4): Hahaha
-
GHunter(7): anyone here heard about the Megazord drink?
Pude(3): nevaheard
Viktor_Troska(1): sounds like something from starcraft
Viktor_Troska(1): or futurama
[WS]Thomas_C(11): Must be from StarTrek
Micha(0): Megazord is from Transformers..
Micha(0): or?
Message came quite quickly after each other.. Same thoughts :D
Quite funny as it we all were thinking more or less the same, apparently :D
-
GHunter(7): anyone here heard about the Megazord drink?
Pude(3): nevaheard
Viktor_Troska(1): sounds like something from starcraft
Viktor_Troska(1): or futurama
[WS]Thomas_C(11): Must be from StarTrek
Micha(0): Megazord is from Transformers..
Micha(0): or?
Message came quite quickly after each other.. Same thoughts :D
And people say internet is a place full of strangers :lol:
-
[ARPD RADIO] manderson(8): officer need ass, Over
[ARPD RADIO] manderson(8): that was all wrong, Over
It sure sounded wrong :D
-
Twenty(3) has joined the server
Void(5): Hey 20
DellStorm(8): Hi Twenty, welcome
Twenty(3): Void, I want lessons
Void(5): In what? :D
Twenty(3): ds
Void(5): ok
Administrator chat censored.....
Chat with DellStorm, who'll take, which vehicle ...
Void(5): Straight to the exam
Twenty(3): WHAT
Void(5): Similar as SA:MP, don't worry
Twenty(3): k
8 minutes after...
Void(5): Watch the road, jesus!!
Void(5): Holy guacamoli!!!!
Void(5): SPEED LIMITS!!!!
1 minutes after...
Void(5): Congratulations Twenty, you have killed the drivings instructor
J_wet(10): ROFL
Void(5): Dell, now you try
DellStorm(8): No, she killed the drivings instructor!!!
Poor Twenty. :(
Roflamo xD
-
Look what Pude tells to people playing on server LOL, I asked him what his name meant and he said, its pronounced as Pdude and said what does P dude mean then? Panty/Party dude?:
PM to Pude:i used to read ur name as Puke with a D :P
PM from Pude:Yeah thats cool.. I like to sniff panties(under 20y) and party like an animal (in reference to Party/Panty dude)
PM to Pude:LOL!
PM to Pude:Screenshotted :P
PM to Pude:should post it to forums :P
-
Mate, remove the picture, this is only for chat logs.
Do it like we did. ;)
-
LoL i dont really know why i was saying that, it was also deritative to something that someone said to me with PM. Please dont take it too seriously cause it aint true (that panty thing) :lol:
-
LoL i dont really know why i was saying that, it was also deritative to something that someone said to me with PM. Please dont take it too seriously cause it aint true (that panty thing) :lol:
Busted! ROFL
-
My car got flipped
[WS]Thomas_C(3): Could someone come and ram me? (A)
sidspyker(2): I hope you meant your car Thoms
[WS]Thomas_C(3): Dirty mind!
[WS]Thomas_C(3): Quite sensitive of me... Asking if someone could "ram me" infront of sexshop :/
sidspyker(2): the reason i asked you thomas
sidspyker(2): lol
:/ Dirty minds ftl!
Dino3000... The worst driver on IV:MP... So sorry! :D
[WS]Thomas_C(13): I respawn the cars at FIAP.. 3 seconds later... POOOF! Cars gone
Hawk_West(0): xD
sidspyker(17): LOL
sidspyker(17): ask Dino
Hawk_West(0): ask dino
[WS]Thomas_C(13): Lawl!
sidspyker(17): haha hi5
cryseRgtR(4): dino grr
Teaming up against nvidia who just flamed
[WS]Thomas_C(13): Nvidia.. WE dont allow insulting..
Richard_Evans(6): ATI doesnt insult
sidspyker(17): yeah
Richard_Evans(6): so why should you
sidspyker(17): go AMD!
Richard_Evans(6): Yup
-
Dino3000... The worst driver on IV:MP... So sorry! :D
[WS]Thomas_C(13): I respawn the cars at FIAP.. 3 seconds later... POOOF! Cars gone
Hawk_West(0): xD
sidspyker(17): LOL
sidspyker(17): ask Dino
Hawk_West(0): ask dino
[WS]Thomas_C(13): Lawl!
sidspyker(17): haha hi5
cryseRgtR(4): dino grr
Sorry Dino but this is sooo true :rofl:
-
Ambr(11): ahh playing with childrens
Ryan_Vinily(14): o_O
Devin_Seville(19): Pedo
xD Sounds wrong, if you think about it for a while :D
Devin_Seville(19): Fuzzy come here so I can sit on you
Out of nowhere ;/
-
Devin_Seville(19): Fuzzy come here so I can sit on you
Out of nowhere ;/
I red shit at the first time :poke:
-
Well I had skin 72 and he stole my car, so it was the only way I could punish him since I cant run fast... :(
Cmon Twenty behave :eek:
-
Tekno_Travvillioni (11): Ryan
[WS]Ryan_Vinily (0): Yes?
[WS]RyanC (2): Yes?
Tekno_Travvillioni (11): The red one
[WS]Frank(1): LOL
-
:lol:
-
Ambr(11): ahh playing with childrens
Ryan_Vinily(14): o_O
Devin_Seville(19): Pedo
xD Sounds wrong, if you think about it for a while :D
Devin_Seville(19): Fuzzy come here so I can sit on you
Out of nowhere ;/
LOL Devin = PEDO!
-
Steven_Corwall(x) was kicked by [WS]Thomas_C for return to "josip"
Josip(x): Hey Thomas
[WS]Thomas_C(x): :|
Dean Willis(x): ROFL
[WS]Rami(x): lol
Sabreman(x): rofl
-
Steven_Corwall(x) was kicked by [WS]Thomas_C for return to "josip"
Josip(x): Hey Thomas
[WS]Thomas_C(x): :|
Dean Willis(x): ROFL
[WS]Rami(x): lol
Sabreman(x): rofl
Thomas pawned hisself :D
-
Admin [TCL]Pude(11): Your going like 100km/h at hospital parkinglot!
-
PM from sidspyker(9): In your profile, it says you're 88 o.O
PM to sidspyker(9): You should be awarded with the common sense award
10/15 minutes later
[WS]Void(21): OK you got me. I am an old grandpa who has a hard drive full of child porn.
sidspyker(9): No, that's Sauron.
-
Steven_Corwall(x) was kicked by [WS]Thomas_C for return to "josip"
Josip(x): Hey Thomas
[WS]Thomas_C(x): :|
Dean Willis(x): ROFL
[WS]Rami(x): lol
Sabreman(x): rofl
Yeah.. I logged off soon after :P
(Though that had nothing to do with abovementioned ;) )
-
Steven_Corwall(x) was kicked by [WS]Thomas_C for return to "josip"
Josip(x): Hey Thomas
[WS]Thomas_C(x): :|
Dean Willis(x): ROFL
[WS]Rami(x): lol
Sabreman(x): rofl
:lol:
-
I am mostly known by this introduction message, and half of IV:MP Argonath players can confirm it:
"Hello there XXX, welcome :)" so this evening happened something hilarious.
I've met this player 10 times and I always said the same message to him.The exact one I've written above.
DellStorm(2) LOL w
Void(3): Actually it was 20
Paladin(5) has joined the server
Void(3): Hello there Paladin, welcome :)
After 1 minute
Paladin(5): Void?
Void(3): Yes?
Paladin(5): Omg .... you aren't a bot ...
Void(3): LMAO
DellStorm(2): LOL
This is the funniest Chatlog of 2010
-
PM from sidspyker(9): In your profile, it says you're 88 o.O
PM to sidspyker(9): You should be awarded with the common sense award
10/15 minutes later
[WS]Void(21): OK you got me. I am an old grandpa who has a hard drive full of child porn.
sidspyker(9): No, that's Sauron.
I seem to think this one is even better. :D
-
Lol... there wasn't any common sense thingy abt it @ Void.
-
Maikl [czech](18) joined the server
Admin [NP]Monte.Montague(7): space detected
Maikl [czech] was kicked by [TCL]Dino(0) for remove space in your nickname
Admin [TCL]Pude(2): space destroyed
Admin [TCL]Twenty(3): lol
Matekfcb(26) was killed by [TCL]Twenty(29), Unarmed
sidspyker(1) was killed by [TCL]Twenty(29), Unarmed
[TCL]Dino(11) was killed by [TCL]Twenty(29), Unarmed
-
Matekfcb(26) was killed by [TCL]Twenty(29), Unarmed
sidspyker(1) was killed by [TCL]Twenty(29), Unarmed
[TCL]Dino(11) was killed by [TCL]Twenty(29), Unarmed
I assume Twenty was the one driving? :lol:
-
Maikl [czech](18) joined the server
Admin [NP]Monte.Montague(7): space detected
Maikl [czech] was kicked by [TCL]Dino(0) for remove space in your nickname
Admin [TCL]Pude(2): space destroyed
Admin [TCL]Twenty(3): lol
Seek and destroy. Marine style. :lol:
-
Devin tries to scares me with driving frontal in my direction.
I successfully destroyed the Vehicle of Devin with a RPG:
Devin[13]: Damnit you killed my baby
Tai[7]: You were pragnant?
Maikl [czech](18) joined the server
Admin [NP]Monte.Montague(7): space detected
Maikl [czech] was kicked by [TCL]Dino(0) for remove space in your nickname
Admin [TCL]Pude(2): space destroyed
Admin [TCL]Twenty(3): lol
Teamwork... hmmm
-
:( How could you kill my baby? You are evil!
-
I assume Twenty was the one driving? :lol:
You need to ASSUME that?
-
Lazlow(15): so why you bought Infernus?
[WS]Rami(0): Because I like it?
Lazlow(15): I was the only person in this server owning one..
Lazlow(15): everybody knew that
[WS]Rami(0): Oh sorry, your name is written on it?
Lazlow(15): they all know that i have infernus
[WS]Rami(0): Lol, if you have an Infernus, so the others musnt buy it?
[WS]Rami(0): Who do you think you are? : )
Lazlow(15): im very known person to everybody
[WS]Rami(0): Okay, and?
Lazlow(15): so im very popular.. and unique
Lazlow(15): with unique car
[WS]Rami(0): Why do I keep hearing "Im" .. "I"..
Lazlow(15): ?
[WS]Rami(0): "Im known to everybody!" .. "Im very popular!"..
Lazlow(15): what im saying Rami.. you should get your own style
[WS]Rami(0): Lol
[WS]Rami(0): So if you bought a car, none can buy it? : D
Lazlow(15): ofc they can
Lazlow(15): but nobody bought it
Lazlow(15): except for you
[WS]Rami(0): So?
Lazlow(15): what im saying.. everybody is trying here to buy unique car.. to be different
Lazlow(15): ppl that have 130k, they still buy the ferrari
Lazlow(15): couse they know that i have infernus
Lazlow(15): you have to understand your self
[WS]Rami(0): Who are you? A priest?
Lazlow(15): im Lazlow!
Lazlow(15): and now there are 2 infernus on this server.. ur ruining my reputation
Lazlow(15): anyway, enjoy with my infernus
[WS]Rami(0): ROFL
-
Rami that chatlog made my evening, thanks for that :lol:
-
lol
-
Nice one Rami :lol:
-
Crypto(11) says: oh no, im driving with 20
Crypto(11) shouts: death here i come!!
Crypto(11) was killed by Server
-
Crypto(11) says: oh no, im driving with 20
Crypto(11) shouts: death here i come!!
Crypto(11) was killed by Server
Rest in peace, Crypto. :pop:
Twenty is the new "Scythe of death".
-
Rest in peace, Crypto. :pop:
Twenty is the new "Scythe of death".
I'd say Grim "Twenty" Reaper.
-
Caine: How to restore life points?
[WS]Rami:
Caine: ok
Dunno why but i lold a bit
-
Caine: How to restore life points?
[WS]Rami:
Caine: ok
Dunno why but i lold a bit
Actually a guy asked the same question, and I answered him, then Caine asked it again at the same time, so I did that:
[WS]Rami: ^
It's an arrow which means "Read up", instead of re-posting the same sentence. ;)
-
Actually a guy asked the same question, and I answered him, then Caine asked it again, at the same time, so I did that:
[WS]Rami: ^
It's an arrow which means "Read this", instead of re-posting the same sentence. ;)
ohh.... now i get it
-
thejorens(6): (.)(.)
Admin [WS]Void: I am BRB in 1 minute.
Admin [WS]Void: Please deal with the sexual pervert.
Admin [WS]Thomas_C: Those are two eyes.
Admin [WS]Void: Then I'm a pervert ...
-
thejorens(6): (.)(.)
Admin [WS]Void: I am BRB in 1 minute.
Admin [WS]Void: Please deal with the sexual pervert.
Admin [WS]Thomas_C: Those are two eyes.
Admin [WS]Void: Then I'm a pervert ...
lol
-
lol
-
thejorens(6): (.)(.)
Admin [WS]Void: I am BRB in 1 minute.
Admin [WS]Void: Please deal with the sexual pervert.
Admin [WS]Thomas_C: Those are two eyes.
Admin [WS]Void: Then I'm a pervert ...
Amazing one! :lol:
-
Crime of RandomGuy(1): Will you stop lockpicking already? -_-
-
Crime of RandomGuy(1): Will you stop lockpicking already? -_-
i sued him!!!! :D
-
Not really a funny chatlog, but more of a lesson of life:
Removed. Write down your chat log.
Thank you.
The line above "Just Bieber" of Rami, was "OH BABY BABY BABY" :D
-
Not really a funny chatlog, but more of a lesson of life:
Image removed.
The line above "Just Bieber" of Rami, was "OH BABY BABY BABY" :D
:lol:
-
It was like a wall of text, I only took one SS so I forgot the ones that came after this...
Nauris was kicked by K_Senate(29) for go back to Spracket
Nauris was kicked by GunZ(15) for go back to Spracket
Furyon(19): Double :o
Bad_Girl(25): lol kick x2
Torqus(2): doublee kickkk
Torqus(2): kicking spree
Torqus(2): XD
M3T4L_D3V1L(9) coladeral kick
-
It was like a wall of text, I only took one SS so I forgot the ones that came after this...
Nauris was kicked by K_Senate(29) for go back to Spracket
Nauris was kicked by GunZ(15) for go back to Spracket
Furyon(19): Double :o
Bad_Girl(25): lol kick x2
Torqus(2): doublee kickkk
Torqus(2): kicking spree
Torqus(2): XD
M3T4L_D3V1L(9) coladeral kick
:lol:
-
Lol i made it on the forums with just saying (.)(.)
i`m impressed actually.
BTW why can`t i find the server anymore??!
LOL reply#69 XD
-
BTW why can`t i find the server anymore??!
We've updated to the newly released client. Find more info in this board. The IP is the same.
-
BTW why can`t i find the server anymore??!
B: I can't see the server in the servers list!
S: There's a technical problem with that. You can use this IP in the "Quick connect" option to join our server:
IP: 178.63.52.144:9999
-
sidspyker(6): Fear 3 is scary....but not as scary as the first one.
[TCL]MaDmaX(3): I thought it
sidspyker(6): Alma is scary in 1 :P
[TCL]MaDmaX(3): tits sad that it work not in 3D
sidspyker(6): tits?
[TCL]MaDmaX(3): its*
sidspyker(6): LOL!
[TCL]MaDmaX(3): lool
sidspyker(6): LOL max ahahahahaha
[TCL]MaDmaX(3): hahahahaha xD
sidspyker(6): This is going to the forums when it comes back...
-
Sorry Dino but this is sooo true :rofl:
too funny lol xDD
-
Twenty(3) has joined the server
Void(5): Hey 20
DellStorm(8): Hi Twenty, welcome
Twenty(3): Void, I want lessons
Void(5): In what? :D
Twenty(3): ds
Void(5): ok
Administrator chat censored.....
Chat with DellStorm, who'll take, which vehicle ...
Void(5): Straight to the exam
Twenty(3): WHAT
Void(5): Similar as SA:MP, don't worry
Twenty(3): k
8 minutes after...
Void(5): Watch the road, jesus!!
Void(5): Holy guacamoli!!!!
Void(5): SPEED LIMITS!!!!
1 minutes after...
Void(5): Congratulations Twenty, you have killed the drivings instructor
J_wet(10): ROFL
Void(5): Dell, now you try
DellStorm(8): No, she killed the drivings instructor!!!
Poor Twenty. :(
Twenty, Were did you learn to drive like that? And How did you get your drivers licence on SAMP???
-
[USC]Alexw: waaa
After 5 times of lags...
[USC]Alexw: great conn, i keep bumping on walls
After 10 times of lags...
[USC]Alexw: thats the 5th time i flow trough the window
Sorry, i just had to post something.....happened today while everyone had great connection speed to the Argonath Server.
Void was driving:D
-
Void was driving:D
It should be 20. :trust:
-
[CSI]RosKaS(1): I WANT MY MMONEY!!
[CSI]RosKaS(1) was muted by [TCL]GunZ(3) for 30 secs, drop caps, bring it to /pm or /cb
ADVERT: GIVE MY MONEY , contact [CSI]RosKaS(1)
Rami(6): LOL!
-
[CSI]RosKaS(1): I WANT MY MMONEY!!
[CSI]RosKaS(1) was muted by [TCL]GunZ(3) for 30 secs, drop caps, brint it to /pm or /cb
ADVERT: GIVE MY MONEY , contact [CSI]RosKaS(1)
Rami(6): LOL!
That was one crazy guy :D, he tortured us whole night lol
-
More logs people! Don't be shy. :)
-
More logs people! Don't be shy. :)
I had screenshots of Logs, but for some reason when I look at the screenshots folder its just got 1 file and its a blank picture.. :(
-
I had screenshots of Logs, but for some reason when I look at the screenshots folder its just got 1 file and its a blank picture.. :(
Its IVMP bug, use Fraps or such software to take screenshots.
-
War1n(2): stop shaving me car
HoLDoN4sec(1): lol
Martin_ODonnel(5): Lol !!!
Leroy_Gibbs(1): LMAo
hAWK(1):lol
And another one
Aksel was warned by [TCL]GunZ(11) for carkilling and cophunting is now allowed
Nice job GunZ :rofl:
-
I don't get it. :trust:
-
I don't get it. :trust:
I made typo while writing it, fixed it now thanks to your confusion :lol:.
-
War1n(2): stop shaving me car
HoLDoN4sec(1): lol
Martin_ODonnel(5): Lol !!!
Leroy_Gibbs(1): LMAo
hAWK(1):lol
:rofl:
-
Aksel was warned by [TCL]GunZ(11) for carkilling and cophunting is now allowed
Theres an epic fail.. :D
-
Theres an epic fail.. :D
Hahahahahahahaha
-
Theres an epic fail.. :D
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
-
Aksel was warned by [TCL]GunZ(11) for carkilling and cophunting is now allowed
:trust:
-
:trust:
Gunzz... That is NOT ALLOWED... gezz
-
[CSI]RosKaS(1): I WANT MY MMONEY!!
[CSI]RosKaS(1) was muted by [TCL]GunZ(3) for 30 secs, drop caps, bring it to /pm or /cb
ADVERT: GIVE MY MONEY , contact [CSI]RosKaS(1)
Rami(6): LOL!
Haha this well i laughed irl So Smart but in the mean time so very wrong
-
Duel(5): guys, how can I put RAM
Duel(5): Do I need to turn off my pc??
Two lines chat in between which I don't quite remember
[R*]Void(16): YES lol
[R*]Void(16): Turn it off now and unplug everything!!
[R*]Void(16): Duel don't DIE!
Rami(1): LOL
-
Duel(5): guys, how can I put RAM
Duel(5): Do I need to turn off my pc??
Two lines chat in between which I don't quite remember
[R*]Void(16): YES lol
[R*]Void(16): Turn it off now and unplug everything!!
[R*]Void(16): Duel don't DIE!
Rami(1): LOL
Leroy_Kolta(8): Yes you do, Then you need to turn off pc and...(next line) then unplug everything, open up pc and then put it in carefully (:
**joke btw :PP
-
:lol:
-
unplug everything, open up pc and then put it in carefully (:
:rofl:
-
:lol:
:rofl:
Hahaha, i should be tech support xD
-
:lol:
-
Rami_Leone(11): <----- Orange <333
Leroy_Kolta(24): ^ Criminal
Rami_Leone(11): ^ Cop :o
[R*]IcyAero(5): ^ criminal
Leroy_Kolta(24): ^ Idiot?
[R*]IcyAero(5): : (
Rami_Leone(11): LOL
Leroy_Kolta(24): LOL
-
Rami_Leone(11): <----- Orange <333
Leroy_Kolta(24): ^ Criminal
Rami_Leone(11): ^ Cop :o
[R*]IcyAero(5): ^ criminal
Leroy_Kolta(24): ^ Idiot?
[R*]IcyAero(5): : (
Rami_Leone(11): LOL
Leroy_Kolta(24): LOL
I win :D
-
Leroy and I posted it on the same second. :(
-
Rami_Leone(11): <----- Orange <333
Leroy_Kolta(24): ^ Criminal
Rami_Leone(11): ^ Cop :o
[R*]IcyAero(5): ^ criminal
Leroy_Kolta(24): ^ Idiot?
[R*]IcyAero(5): : (
Rami_Leone(11): LOL
Leroy_Kolta(24): LOL
Hahah, good one :rofl:
-
Leroy and I posted it on the same second. :(
^Icy, It meant to be for you though :P
-
^Icy, It meant to be for you though :P
:rofl:
-
xD
-
GFBMMC:jimmy?
GFBMMC:wait!
_Jimmy_:woot woot?
GFBMMC:( . )( . ) whats this?
_Jimmy_boobs :D
[TCL]Dino:Eyes?
I nearly pissed my self :D but there was more people saying boobs too :D
-
GFBMMC:jimmy?
GFBMMC:wait!
_Jimmy_:woot woot?
GFBMMC:( . )( . ) whats this?
_Jimmy_boobs :D
[TCL]Dino:Eyes?
I nearly pissed my self :D but there was more people saying boobs too :D
thejorens(6): (.)(.)
Admin [WS]Void: I am BRB in 1 minute.
Admin [WS]Void: Please deal with the sexual pervert.
Admin [WS]Thomas_C: Those are two eyes.
Admin [WS]Void: Then I'm a pervert ...
-
thejorens(6): (.)(.)
Admin [WS]Void: I am BRB in 1 minute.
Admin [WS]Void: Please deal with the sexual pervert.
Admin [WS]Thomas_C: Those are two eyes.
Admin [WS]Void: Then I'm a pervert ...
Does it look familiar?
EDIT: Darn, Rami beat me to it.. :cry:
-
Does it look familiar?
EDIT: Darn, Rami beat me to it.. :cry:
:lol:
Post Merge: August 12, 2011, 02:33:14 am
Rami_Leone(12): Leroy, what did you call Jaaskaa last time?
Leroy_Kolta(2): Jackass.. lol
[R*]Jaaskaa(7): Thats RON's joke
Leroy_Kolta(2): IK Hahaha
Rami_Leone(12): LOL
[R*]Jaaskaa(7): Ron used to call me Jackass when I began in 2007
[R*]Jaaskaa(7): I was like ... Why is the owner mad at me? : (
Rami_Leone(12): LOOL
Amy_Lu(6): HAHAHA
Leroy_Kolta(2): LOL
-
:lol:
Post Merge: August 12, 2011, 02:33:14 am
Rami_Leone(12): Leroy, what did you call Jaaskaa last time?
Leroy_Kolta(2): Jackass.. lol
[R*]Jaaskaa(7): Thats RON's joke
Leroy_Kolta(2): IK Hahaha
Rami_Leone(12): LOL
[R*]Jaaskaa(7): Ron used to call me Jackass when I began in 2007
[R*]Jaaskaa(7): I was like ... Why is the owner mad at me? : (
Rami_Leone(12): LOOL
Amy_Lu(6): HAHAHA
Leroy_Kolta(2): LOL
Hahahahahahaha!
-
:trust: So Jaaskaa does exist on IV:MP :devroll:
Anyways, I remember also calling him everything BUT Jaaskaa when I first joined Argonath... :redface:
-
Read this out loud: Jaaskaas.
You'll know why.
-
Read this out loud: Jaaskaas.
You'll know why.
HAHhahahhaah, i get it now! It isnt jaa skaa ....its Jass kass! LOOOOOL
-
And do you remember this one? :lol:
Austyn has joined the server
Frost was kicked by [WS]Thomas_C(10) Reason: hey Austyn
Matthew_Daemon(3): lol
GFBMMC(6): :D
Batta(13): ?
[WS]Thomas_c(10): Darn.. I didnt mean to press ENTER just yet :S
[KerbeRiko](5): :D
Frost(2) has left the server
Batta(13): omg fail :)
Kyrex(4): LOL
-
I meant to say "Go back to xx" after it.. I just hit ENTER :S
-
Jimmy_Khalidov: /me kills Kanata for Dino.
Jimmy_Khalidov: Here you are Dino I maded that problem solved.
Jimmy_Khalidov says: Can I be your private assassin?
[TCL]Dino says: Yeah sure ;d
*10 Minutes later*
*I had found an car called Romero*(something like that)
Jimmy_Khalidov shouts: Dino come in Kanata's dead body is in there!
*Dino enters the car*
Jimmy_Khalidov says: Dino look back :D
[TCL]Dino looks
Jimmy_Khalidov says: DEAD BODY!
[TCL]Dino plays with the dead body.
Jimmy_Khalidov says: lol
-
[TCL]Dino plays with the dead body.
You... :rofl:
-
And do you remember this one? :lol:
Austyn has joined the server
Frost was kicked by [WS]Thomas_C(10) Reason: hey Austyn
Matthew_Daemon(3): lol
GFBMMC(6): :D
Batta(13): ?
[WS]Thomas_c(10): Darn.. I didnt mean to press ENTER just yet :S
[KerbeRiko](5): :D
Frost(2) has left the server
Batta(13): omg fail :)
Kyrex(4): LOL
hahahahahahahahahaaaa
EDIT: Post some more funny chat logs ;p
-
Martin_ODonnel(0) says: How many lessons twenty took ?
-main chat-
[R*]DellStorm(3) says: idk
[R*]DellStorm(3) says: not many
-main chat-
[R*]DellStorm(3) says: he just sucks in general
[R*]DellStorm(3) says: wb dindin
Martin_ODonnel(0) says: LOL
Batta_Kolta(4) says: lol
[TCL]Dino(6) says: ty
-
She.......................
-
Dirty mind, a joy forever. And indeed... SHE's a female; be ashamed of yourself now, Dell!
-
She.......................
Indeed :war: Dell
:D
-
Martin_ODonnel(0) says: How many lessons twenty took ?
-main chat-
[R*]DellStorm(3) says: idk
[R*]DellStorm(3) says: not many
-main chat-
[R*]DellStorm(3) says: he just sucks in general
[R*]DellStorm(3) says: wb dindin
Martin_ODonnel(0) says: LOL
Batta_Kolta(4) says: lol
[TCL]Dino(6) says: ty
Shame on YOU! :wow:
-
Martin_O`Donnel(9): Tomorrow we can do it again
Axelerator321(15): yees) you are better teacher than rami i think
Martin_O`Donnel(9): Well thank you for that
PM to [TCL] Dino(4): Lol
PM From [TCL]Dino(4): :p
PM From [TCL]Dino(4): lol he was asking rami for exam today
PM to [TCL] Dino(4): Suck up :D
Axelerator321(15): Need 400g for 3000$ ?
PM to [TCL] Dino(4): LOOOL
PM From [TCL]Dino(4): /facepalm
[TCL] Dino(4) says: U Serious ?
Axelerator321(15): yees) i know its very good price looool
Martin_O`Donnel(9) looks at Axel
Martin_O`Donnel(9) says: Do we look like drug addicts
Axelerator321(15) says: i drive for give u drugs
PM to [TCL] Dino(4): I lold irl :D
PM From [TCL]Dino(4): same haha :D
Axelerator321(15) says: i dont use drugs
Axelerator321(15) says: nooo
Martin_O`Donnel(9) says: Is that a bribe?
Axelerator321(15) says: but dino yees)))
It turned out he didnt try to bribe us but who knows :trust:
That was very weird ending for failing exam lol
-
He asked me for a driving lesson while I just woke up. :lol:
-
69]ReD_BuLL[_SvK(3): can spawn cars?
Konata_Izumi(9): You cant
[TCL]Dino(0): you cant
-cb chat-
69]ReD_BuLL[_SvK(3): and where find uranus ?
Radu_ODonnel(2): next saturn
Batta_Kolta(15): LOL
Talya_taya(13): :)
-
BrotherHooD(2): how i enter in car?
[TCL]Dino(6): f
Martin_ODonnel(1): F
BrotherHooD(2). hahah fun
[TCL]Dino(6): oO
Batta_Kolta(8): lol?
Martin_ODonnel(1): Lol
And later . . .
[TCL]Dino(9): oh brotherhood i remember you :D
BrotherHooD(11): yeah dino
BrotherHooD was kicked by [TCL]Dino(9) Reason: ban evading, post unban request
-
LOL
-
LOL
Don't comment on a punishment please.
jk. :D
-
Josef(x): Twenty is just a number, nobody cares about him
-
Josef(x): Twenty is just a number, nobody cares about him
LOL FAIL
-
:(.
-
Josef(x): Twenty is just a number, nobody cares about him
her*. Twenty in the Argonathian Language means The Worst Driver. :poke:
-
her*. Twenty in the Argonathian Language means The Worst Driver. :poke:
Just like Tai translates to "what happens when the wrong person is banned by mistake" :rofl:
-
Ronon_Dex: (12) My phone rings
[Rstar]IcyAero: (8) so does mine
[Few seconds later]
[Rstar]IcyAero: (8) - very rarely
-
Ronon_Dex: (12) My phone rings
[Rstar]IcyAero: (8) so does mine
[Few seconds later]
[Rstar]IcyAero: (8) - very rarely
LOL.
-
Ronon_Dex: (12) My phone rings
[Rstar]IcyAero: (8) so does mine
[Few seconds later]
[Rstar]IcyAero: (8) - very rarely
haha :lol:
I'll call you Icy :roll:
-
Icy Cookie Dealer experience :neutral:
[WS]Reece(10) Looks in his pockets
[WS]Reece(10) Cant find cash
[WS]Reece(10) says: I have no cash
Batta_Kolta watches Reece
[WS]Reece(10) Make puppy eyes
[R*]IcyAero(18) Shouts: WELL NO WORRIES, YOU CAN HAVE THOUSAND COOKIES FOR FREE!!
[R*]IcyAero(18) Shouts: BECAUSE YOU ARE OUR THIRD CUSTOMER!!
Some minutes later..
ADVERTISMENT: Cookie Dealer(TM) has went bankrupt due to running out of merchandise, contact [R*]IcyAero(18)
-
Icy Cookie Dealer experience :neutral:
[WS]Reece(10) Looks in his pockets
[WS]Reece(10) Cant find cash
[WS]Reece(10) says: I have no cash
Batta_Kolta watches Reece
[WS]Reece(10) Make puppy eyes
[R*]IcyAero(18) Shouts: WELL NO WORRIES, YOU CAN HAVE THOUSAND COOKIES FOR FREE!!
[R*]IcyAero(18) Shouts: BECAUSE YOU ARE OUR THIRD CUSTOMER!!
Some minutes later..
ADVERTISMENT: Cookie Dealer(TM) has went bankrupt due to running out of merchandise, contact [R*]IcyAero(18)
LOL
-
This happened while i was trying to get my passport.
Thejorens: um batta why did you abandon me.
Batta_Kolta: There is no way I`m testing you.
Thejorens: why not
Batta_Kolta: You just smoked weed and used a gun in my car while driving to the exam!
SomeRandomGuy: lol
Now i can`t get my passport :(
-
This happened while i was trying to get my passport.
Thejorens: um batta why did you abandon me.
Batta_Kolta: There is no way I`m testing you.
Thejorens: why not
Batta_Kolta: You just smoked weed and used a gun in my car while driving to the exam!
SomeRandomGuy: lol
Now i can`t get my passport :(
Poor fellah :lol:
-
Poor fellah :lol:
He should thank God I didn't jail him :3
-
He should thank God I didn't jail him :3
r u still mad?
I`m sawwwy...
is your anger for ever?
-
LOL DUDE
-
LOL jorens, don't worry, Batta is mercyful when you give him free cookies :3
-
LOL, i think every fbi agent is mercyfull when you give them cookies (:
-
LOL, i think every fbi agent is mercyfull when you give them cookies (:
What about pancakes?!? :O
http://fbi.argonathrpg.com/forum/index.php?topic=3197.0 (http://fbi.argonathrpg.com/forum/index.php?topic=3197.0)
-
What about pancakes?!? :O
http://fbi.argonathrpg.com/forum/index.php?topic=3197.0 (http://fbi.argonathrpg.com/forum/index.php?topic=3197.0)
How could you have thought of such horrible cakes, oh god. :pop:
-
[R*]IcyAero(7): is anyone near Broker?
Batta_Kolta(11): I am at FBI HQ
Batta_Kolta(11): Its near
[R*]IcyAero(7): Algonquin*
Batta_Kolta(11): nvm :D
[R*]IcyAero(7): If so, watch out for a flying Manana
Dakota_S(0): XD
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[FBI RADIO] Josef(7): 4 hours of Java scripting :O[Something like that], Over
After some Java conversation :O..
[FBI RADIO] Dean_Willis(26): System.out.printIn("lol");, Over
[FBI RADIO] [TCL]Senate(2): /joinchannel nerds, Over
[FBI RADIO] Batta_Kolta(4): lol, Over
-
[FBI RADIO] [TCL]Senate(2): /joinchannel nerds, Over
:lol:
-
Lol Senate :rofl:
-
LOL
-
This was on Argonath TeamSpeak (but we didnt speak we chat...)
Sabreman: "Ben i think you can get into the FBI but you will have to wash your ears every day"
Me: What?
after few minutes
Sabreman: "I mean put your finger inside your ear and clean it"
Me(by Voice, not chat): hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhXDD
(Leroy was there too)
-
[FBI RADIO] Josef(7): 4 hours of Java scripting :O[Something like that], Over
After some Java conversation :O..
[FBI RADIO] Dean_Willis(26): System.out.printIn("lol");, Over
[FBI RADIO] [TCL]Senate(2): /joinchannel nerds, Over
[FBI RADIO] Batta_Kolta(4): lol, Over
[/quote]
:rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: Forgot about that.
-
Sabreman: "I mean put your finger inside your ear and clean it"
I hate doing this. :(
-
This was on Argonath TeamSpeak (but we didnt speak we chat...)
Sabreman: "Ben i think you can get into the FBI but you will have to wash your ears every day"
Me: What?
after few minutes
Sabreman: "I mean put your finger inside your ear and clean it"
Me(by Voice, not chat): hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhXDD
(Leroy was there too)
OMG that was sooo funny and it still is...xD
-
[A]JabbaX was kicked by [TCL] Rami for change to [A]JabbaX_Khalidov you are crating misunderstanding
A couple of mins later
[A]JabbaX was kicked by [TCL] Rami for go back to [A]JabbaX
XD
-
He used /nick twice. :lol:
-
when it happened it was hilarious
I thought u were just drunk and/or high.
:rofl:
:lol:
-
Me: Hello Jaaskaa
[R*]Jaaskaa: Hello
Me: Finaly meeting you
Me: What a Honor //(or someting like that)
[R*]Jaaskaa: Same to you
Me: hhhh loool why?
_______________________________
Riso: Hey
Me: Hey
Riso: Im back
Riso: after 5 or 6 monts
Me: well you have the perfect timing
Riso: Why?
Me: Because to see jaaskaa ingame is someting that happends 1 in a lifetime XD
[R*]Jaaskaa: ey that hurts
[FBI Radio]
Me: lol that makes you hard to get
[R*]Jaaskaa: then ill be a b-1-t-c-h //(this exac word)
[R*]Jaaskaa: Hard to get = b-1-t-c-h //(this exac word)
[end of FBI Radio]
-
LOL
-
Offroading with a tuned Cavalcade...
Josef(7) says: But it's a nice vehicle
Batta_Kolta(3) says: yup
Josef(7) says: As long as you don't watch the keyboard and subwoofers in the back
Batta_Kolta(3) says: ^^
Josef(7) says: Maybe we are the Federal Bureau of Disco Music
Batta_Kolta(3) says: lol
------------------------------------------------------
[WS]Cabrit(12): Ramming is not online
[WS]Cabrit(12): * Allowed
[WS]Cabrit(12): omg
[TCL]Senate(6): Oo
[TCL]Rami.(9): o.o lol
Batta_Kolta(5): LOL
------------------------------------------------------
[TCL]Senate(0): walker texas ranger is on
Batta_Kolta(3): :O
Batta_Kolta(3): on tv you mean?
[TCL]Senate(0): yeah
Batta_Kolta(3): and are you gonna watch it? :)
[TCL]Senate(0): I have a tv on the wall above my monitor
Batta_Kolta(3): lol
-
[TCL]Senate(0): walker texas ranger is on
Batta_Kolta(3): :O
Batta_Kolta(3): on tv you mean?
[TCL]Senate(0): yeah
Batta_Kolta(3): and are you gonna watch it? :)
[TCL]Senate(0): I have a tv on the wall above my monitor
Batta_Kolta(3): lol
Lol, practical :lol:
-
This was on Argonath TeamSpeak (but we didnt speak we chat...)
Sabreman: "Ben i think you can get into the FBI but you will have to wash your ears every day"
Me: What?
after few minutes
Sabreman: "I mean put your finger inside your ear and clean it"
Me(by Voice, not chat): hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhXDD
(Leroy was there too)
That was classified information! Anyway, I said mi..d.. finger... :devroll:
Damn that was a f*cking funny day.
-
Anyway, I said mi..d.. finger... :devroll:
:trust:
-
:trust:
Classified information... Hush!
Benz0r_Kolta(14): Senate+Sabreman = Sen Ate Sabreman
-
Random new guy connects.
Newguy: Hey, any admins here?
Me: check /admins
Newguy:Um... Sauron?
shower of lols
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
-
Random new guy connects.
Newguy: Hey, any admins here?
Me: check /admins
Newguy:Um... Sauron?
shower of lols
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I lolled so hard when i saw this :rofl:
-
Twenty(3) has joined the server
Void(5): Hey 20
DellStorm(8): Hi Twenty, welcome
Twenty(3): Void, I want lessons
Void(5): In what? :D
Twenty(3): ds
Void(5): ok
Administrator chat censored.....
Chat with DellStorm, who'll take, which vehicle ...
Void(5): Straight to the exam
Twenty(3): WHAT
Void(5): Similar as SA:MP, don't worry
Twenty(3): k
8 minutes after...
Void(5): Watch the road, jesus!!
Void(5): Holy guacamoli!!!!
Void(5): SPEED LIMITS!!!!
1 minutes after...
Void(5): Congratulations Twenty, you have killed the drivings instructor
J_wet(10): ROFL
Void(5): Dell, now you try
DellStorm(8): No, she killed the drivings instructor!!!
Poor Twenty. :(
soo Good guys !
-
Twenty(3) has joined the server
Void(5): Hey 20
DellStorm(8): Hi Twenty, welcome
Twenty(3): Void, I want lessons
Void(5): In what? :D
Twenty(3): ds
Void(5): ok
Administrator chat censored.....
Chat with DellStorm, who'll take, which vehicle ...
Void(5): Straight to the exam
Twenty(3): WHAT
Void(5): Similar as SA:MP, don't worry
Twenty(3): k
8 minutes after...
Void(5): Watch the road, jesus!!
Void(5): Holy guacamoli!!!!
Void(5): SPEED LIMITS!!!!
1 minutes after...
Void(5): Congratulations Twenty, you have killed the drivings instructor
J_wet(10): ROFL
Void(5): Dell, now you try
DellStorm(8): No, she killed the drivings instructor!!!
Poor Twenty. :(
This was the old Times of the Driving school when Void Was Driving Teacher i remember this moment. it was fun in the start but sadly she killed 2 of my driving teachers
-
This was the old Times of the Driving school when Void Was Driving Teacher i remember this moment. it was fun in the start but sadly she killed 2 of my driving teachers
When i saw what Void said(Holy guacamoli!!!) i couldn't stop laughing :lol: :rofl:
-
:(.
-
:(.
:O
-
Tand said he had just gotten a tatoo and we were discussing tatoos but then this happened XD
[APB]DeeJay:Tatoo a 100$ bill on your penus.
KerbeRiko_Kolta: Ouch!
[APB]DeeJay:So that you can tell girls you like to see money grow XD
-
Tand said he had just gotten a tatoo and we were discussing tatoos but then this happened XD
[APB]DeeJay:Tatoo a 100$ bill on your penus.
SomeRandomGuy: Ouch!
[APB]DeeJay:So that you can tell girls you like to see money grow XD
That was great, random guy was me, btw :rofl:
-
That was great, random guy was me, btw :rofl:
im gonna fix that
-
That was great, random guy was me, btw :rofl:
Hahaha :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
-
At hotdog stand.
Fede: how much the hot doug?
-
At hotdog stand.
Fede: how much the hot doug?
:lol:
-
Me pulling down car that's heading backwards..
Mihail_Junkovich: Sir.. why are you driving backwards?
Henry.yett: I was going in speed limit :D
epic xD
-
Me pulling down car that's heading backwards..
Mihail_Junkovich: Sir.. why are you driving backwards?
Henry.yett: I was going in speed limit :D
epic xD
Lol but its impossible to speed when going backwards, i sometimes do it too XD
-
Lol but its impossible to speed when going backwards, i sometimes do it too XD
Not in maverick! :PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP Hahahahaha, good one Mihail
-
We were in car, Rami was driving and than he lost textures...
[TCL]Rami. says:Im completly blind, I cant see anything!
KerbeRiko_Kolta says:Use the Force, Luke
hAWK says:use the force
hAWK says:lol
KerbeRiko_Kolta says::D
But he succefully drived from Algonquin to Dukes, there were only "small" accidents, and all survived :lol:
-
We were in car, Rami was driving and than he lost textures...
[TCL]Rami. says:Im completly blind, I cant see anything!
KerbeRiko_Kolta says:Use the Force, Luke
hAWK says:use the force
hAWK says:lol
KerbeRiko_Kolta says::D
LOl :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
-
We were in car, Rami was driving and than he lost textures...
[TCL]Rami. says:Im completly blind, I cant see anything!
KerbeRiko_Kolta says:Use the Force, Luke
hAWK says:use the force
hAWK says:lol
KerbeRiko_Kolta says::D
You should've added that he succeeded driving from Algonquin to Dukes PD with our navigation although there were some small accidents.
-
(http://www.balkan-ekspress.com/upload/files/1254133633.png)
-
(http://www.balkan-ekspress.com/upload/files/1254133633.png)
:lol:
But please post text only, no pictures. ;)
-
"Heyy, I`m walkin here!!!!"
Who was first to say that in some old movie?
-
(http://www.balkan-ekspress.com/upload/files/1254133633.png)
I dont get it :trust:
-
I dont get it :trust:
Please don't drive on streets, people are walking there . . . :)
-
(http://www.balkan-ekspress.com/upload/files/1254133633.png)
LOL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
-
------------------------------------------------------
[TCL]Senate(0): walker texas ranger is on
Batta_Kolta(3): :O
Batta_Kolta(3): on tv you mean?
[TCL]Senate(0): yeah
Batta_Kolta(3): and are you gonna watch it? :)
[TCL]Senate(0): I have a tv on the wall above my monitor
Batta_Kolta(3): lol
lol... it is too much :p
-
lol... it is too much :p
No it isnt....I got 2 tvs on my wall plus 3 monitors on my desk :D
-
No it isnt....I got 2 tvs on my wall plus 3 monitors on my desk :D
But you are normal human... :D
-
No it isnt....I got 2 tvs on my wall plus 3 monitors on my desk :D
Even if that was true, your PC still sucks xD
-
Even if that was true, your PC still sucks xD
It is true... I spent all my money on my screens, Now i just need to get a new computer...Thats next on my list :D
-
It is true... I spent all my money on my screens, Now i just need to get a new computer...Thats next on my list :D
Why do you need 3 screens anyway, i`m perfectly good with one....
-
Why do you need 3 screens anyway, i`m perfectly good with one....
Need to spent money :rofl:
-
Old
COREi3(23): i know i lagg:D
yoske(2): xP
COREi3(23): who have i3 ?
[TCL]Rami.(11): /id i3
GFBMMC(13): :D
COREi3(23): processor...
yoske(2): xD
[TCL]Rami.(11): /facepalms
Batta_Kolta(1): lol fail
GFBMMC(9): darksirius
GFBMMC(9): dont random ram
DarksiriusHUN(12): ?
DarksiriusHUN(12): ddr 2
GFBMMC(9): next time you will be reported
Batta_Kolta(8): lol
-
Old
COREi3(23): i know i lagg:D
yoske(2): xP
COREi3(23): who have i3 ?
[TCL]Rami.(11): /id i3
GFBMMC(13): :D
COREi3(23): processor...
yoske(2): xD
[TCL]Rami.(11): /facepalms
Batta_Kolta(1): lol fail
GFBMMC(9): darksirius
GFBMMC(9): dont random ram
DarksiriusHUN(12): ?
DarksiriusHUN(12): ddr 2
GFBMMC(9): next time you will be reported
Batta_Kolta(8): lol
Top one is olddd.. loll, i was there, that was funny..
Bottom one is funny too.
-
Lol, it's like main chat fail compilation xD
-
Old
COREi3(23): i know i lagg:D
yoske(2): xP
COREi3(23): who have i3 ?
[TCL]Rami.(11): /id i3
GFBMMC(13): :D
COREi3(23): processor...
yoske(2): xD
[TCL]Rami.(11): /facepalms
Batta_Kolta(1): lol fail
:lol:
-
GFBMMC(9): darksirius
GFBMMC(9): dont random ram
DarksiriusHUN(12): ?
DarksiriusHUN(12): ddr 2
GFBMMC(9): next time you will be reported
Batta_Kolta(8): lol
I see the thread has liven up.
On topic: This quote is actually good. :lol:
-
Could someone explain what "ddr" stands for? :poke:
-
Could someone explain what "ddr" stands for? :poke:
:D <<------ (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DDR_SDRAM)
-
Could someone explain what "ddr" stands for? :poke:
Double Data Rate (refers to the transfer rate of computer memory)
-
Nothing to see, keep on reading :D
-
Texts only (Logs) please, no screenshots. :)
-
Sry, but I had to put it here.. it's good for explaining stiutaion xD
Do you have a topic where we could post funny/interesting ss? ^^
-
Sry, but I had to put it here.. it's good for explaining stiutaion xD
Do you have a topic where we could post funny/interesting ss? ^^
http://www.argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?board=11.0 (http://www.argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?board=11.0)
-
Okay, tnx ^^
-
Ambr(11): ahh playing with childrens
Ryan_Vinily(14): o_O
Devin_Seville(19): Pedo
xD Sounds wrong, if you think about it for a while :D
Devin_Seville(19): Fuzzy come here so I can sit on you
Out of nowhere ;/
I LOLED at both of them
Post Merge: December 18, 2011, 06:17:25 pm
thejorens(6): (.)(.)
Admin [WS]Void: I am BRB in 1 minute.
Admin [WS]Void: Please deal with the sexual pervert.
Admin [WS]Thomas_C: Those are two eyes.
Admin [WS]Void: Then I'm a pervert ...
TROLOLL
Post Merge: December 18, 2011, 06:21:52 pm
[CSI]RosKaS(1): I WANT MY MMONEY!!
[CSI]RosKaS(1) was muted by [TCL]GunZ(3) for 30 secs, drop caps, bring it to /pm or /cb
ADVERT: GIVE MY MONEY , contact [CSI]RosKaS(1)
Rami(6): LOL!
LOLOLOLOLOOLOL\
Post Merge: December 18, 2011, 06:24:41 pm
Duel(5): guys, how can I put RAM
Duel(5): Do I need to turn off my pc??
Two lines chat in between which I don't quite remember
[R*]Void(16): YES lol
[R*]Void(16): Turn it off now and unplug everything!!
[R*]Void(16): Duel don't DIE!
Rami(1): LOL
LOLOLed soo much, Did he die or live???
Post Merge: December 18, 2011, 06:26:54 pm
Rami_Leone(11): <----- Orange <333
Leroy_Kolta(24): ^ Criminal
Rami_Leone(11): ^ Cop :o
[R*]IcyAero(5): ^ criminal
Leroy_Kolta(24): ^ Idiot?
[R*]IcyAero(5): : (
Rami_Leone(11): LOL
Leroy_Kolta(24): LOL
Thats mean to Icy XD
-
Funny one that happen today
Mrkyde(4): just because you sucked my balls doesnt mean your my boy
mrkyde was kicked by [R*]DellStorm(22) Reason: I kick your balls
GFBMMC(ID): (Forgot)
Dakota_S(20): :|
-
To [WS]Divine: I have your son.
From [WS]Divine: *laughs hardly*
From [WS]Divine: I have no son!
To [WS]Divine: Oh shit...sorry, bad number, mistake.
Phones are fun :lol:
-
To [WS]Divine: I have your son.
From [WS]Divine: *laughs hardly*
From [WS]Divine: I have no son!
To [WS]Divine: Oh shit...sorry, bad number, mistake.
Phones are fun :lol:
He probably wanted to call me ;)
-
He probably wanted to call me ;)
:trust:
-
He probably wanted to call me ;)
I called 3 people like that :D
-
I am glad no-one has my phone number. :cool:
-
I am glad no-one has my phone number. :cool:
Dino has mine and he spams it with texts. :hah:
-
I am glad no-one has my phone number. :cool:
Anybody can just /phone get when your in game :trust:
-
I am glad no-one has my phone number. :cool:
:forever alone: ???
:razz:
-
Anybody can just /phone get when your in game :trust:
Maybe he doesn't have a phone? :conf:
-
I am so removing my cellphone now.. :conf:
-
I am so removing my cellphone now.. :conf:
Hahhahaaha :lol: :lol: :rofl:
-
You can't remove it once its taken :3
-
You can't remove it once its taken :3
A manger above could probaly do it. :devroll:
-
xspnxx(4): no admins online lets kill
[EAF]Marcell(14): lol
Mihail(11): just try
LukaB(0): well there are logs
Devin(15): Is that so?
Kevin_Durant(3): haahahaha
LukaB(0): so u will get banned after wars
Kyrex_Kolta(13): /fail
-
Very funny :rofl: !
-
Lol, Devin /stealth on ? :lol:
-
Devin is like a ninja, I never see him join :D
-
Devin is like a ninja, I never see him join :D
-
:)
Here is another one from a couple of days ago.
churick(2) joined the server
churick(2): haha
churick was tempbanned by [AoD]Devin(3) for 40mins for /q abuse to avoid admin punishment
churick(2) was tempbanned by [AoD]Devin(3)
[AoD]Devin(3): haha
[AoD]Devin(3): ;}
GFBMMC(10): :o
-
:)
Here is another one from a couple of days ago.
churick(2) joined the server
churick(2): haha
churick was tempbanned by [AoD]Devin(3) for 40mins for /q abuse to avoid admin punishment
churick(2) was tempbanned by [AoD]Devin(3)
[AoD]Devin(3): haha
[AoD]Devin(3): ;}
GFBMMC(10): :o
:trust:
-
ROFL , Devin very funny !
-
That's sad, not funny. :cry:
-
[TCL]Dino Suspected by CrazYstunt3r For too fats
-
[TCL]Dino Suspected by CrazYstunt3r For too fats
LOL
-
Brain_OConnor: /me wishes his driving teacher was back
KerbeR_Kolta has joined the server.
Brain_OConnor: it worked :)
-
Batta(11) says: last jump mom :(
GFBMMC(2) says: No
GFBMMC(2) says: you going to bed!
Batta(11) says: no :(
GFBMMC(2) says: Drink your milk quick!
GFBMMC(2) says: Close these porn sites immediately!
Batta(11) says: xD
GFBMMC(2) says: Batta!! Who am I saying?!
Batta(11) shouts: gtfo mom!!
GFBMMC(2) has left the server (Crashed)
-
Lol'd!!
-
LOL'ed at both of those :D :D :D
-
:lol:
-
Meanwhile when server had just 5-6 players
[TCL]Miha (3): So silent here....
Kevin_Durant (0): :(
Kevin_Durant (0): Ghost town...
Ghost (4) has joined the server
-
Meanwhile when server had just 5-6 players
[TCL]Miha (3): So silent here....
Kevin_Durant (0): :(
Kevin_Durant (0): Ghost town...
Ghost (4) has joined the server
LOL
-
Meanwhile when server had just 5-6 players
[TCL]Miha (3): So silent here....
Kevin_Durant (0): :(
Kevin_Durant (0): Ghost town...
Ghost (4) has joined the server
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
-
Meanwhile when server had just 5-6 players
[TCL]Miha (3): So silent here....
Kevin_Durant (0): :(
Kevin_Durant (0): Ghost town...
Ghost (4) has joined the server
Hahahahahahahaha
-
hahahahha :rofl:
-
Meanwhile when server had just 5-6 players
[TCL]Miha (3): So silent here....
Kevin_Durant (0): :(
Kevin_Durant (0): Ghost town...
Ghost (4) has joined the server
:roll: Perfect timing.
-
[TCL]Dino(3) has left the server
iWatson(7): Welcome back Dino
:) :) :)
-
Don't post screens here please ;) just write the sentences.
Admin Batta(11): btw tell me 10 mins before starting, I have to activate audio :P
Admin Batta(11): and without esc... xD
Admin [TCL]Dino(3): haha
Admin [TCL]Dino(3): just step out of a car and press ESC
Admin [TCL]Dino(3): you wont crash
Admin [TCL]Rami.(9): lies
Admin Batta(11): ^
Admin [TCL]Dino(3): nope
Admin [TCL]Rami.(9): yes
Admin [TCL]Dino(3): I never crashed
Admin [TCL]Rami.(9): i got trollet twice
[TCL]Dino(3) has left the server (Crashed)
Admin Batta(11): LOL
Admin [TCL]Rami.(9): hahaha
Admin Batta(9) announced: ~y~Waht about some fun!?
[URC]Kevin_Durant(8): Yeaa
ogisa(7): yey
[SFC]Talya_taya(0): depends on who is writing :3
Admin Batta announced: ~y~Come to the ~r~RED ~y~blip and you will have fun!
[SFC]Lichm(6) has left the server (Crashed)
Admin [TCL]Rami.(2): we should tp them
Admin [TCL]Dino(11): esc :D
Jamato(13) has left the server (Crashed)
[SFC]Vlad22[A] has left the server (Crashed)
Admin [TCL]Dino(11): haha
ogisa(7) has left the server (Crashed)
[SFC]Talya_taya(0) has left the server (Crashed)
-
You administration member's should be ashamed of yourselves, making the innocent players crash.
I would do the same though. :devroll:
-
xD
-
Oh yeah... that was good, you've killed more than a half of server
-
hahahahah great ones :D
p.s. It's ogisa - not osisa or osiga :razz:
-
xD
Oh yeah... that was good, you've killed more than a half of server
-
:rofl:
btw ogisa :D
-
Sorry I typed quickly ;)
-
Mihail (0): lol... I accidently pressed esc
Mihail (0): and survived :o
Batta (16): :O
[SFC]Casper (1): Ohhhh
Mihail (0): miracle!!!
yoske (11): u r the chosen one
hAWK (5): yes
[SFC]Casper (1): God bless you mihail
Mihail (0): let me try again :3
Mihail (0): WOW
Mihail (0): :3
Ivan.Cipone (2): let me try
Mihail (0): am blessed.
Mihail (0): ivan crashes.
Ivan.Cipone (2) has left the server
yoske (11): xD
[SFC]Casper (1): hahahha
Mihail (0): :$
Batta (16): lol..
Minkov (6): :D
hAWK (5): :D
Mihail (0): am pro.
-
hahahaa :lol: :rofl:
-
hahahaa :lol: :rofl:
-
hahahaa :lol: :rofl:
-
Not funny :(
-
:devroll:
Edit:
[SFC]WheelRider has been pullovered by yoske and james. After some chit-chating they've decide to write him a ticket..
yoske(7) says: Pay the ticket or you will go to jail.
my money is negative, remember?[[SFC]WheeleRider(10)]
James_Conway(0) says: Your money is not negative
yoske(7) says: Is not? :)
owned by admins
-
:devroll:
Edit:
[SFC]WheelRider has been pullovered by yoske and james. After some chit-chating they've decide to write him a ticket..
yoske(7) says: Pay the ticket or you will go to jail.
my money is negative, remember?[[SFC]WheeleRider(10)]
James_Conway(0) says: Your money is not negative
yoske(7) says: Is not? :)
owned by admins
Well, its hard to lie to admins when we have the facts :3
-
Seems quite abuse to me to use outside character abilitys such as admin powers, to have advantage in the inside character RP level.
-
Seems quite abuse to me to use outside character abilitys such as admin powers, to have advantage in the inside character RP level.
He could refuse to give the money but lieing about that saying "negative money" is the abuse, isn't it? Anyway feel free to PM a Leader if you have doubts about an abuse by the Administration.
-
He could refuse to give the money but lieing about that saying "negative money" is the abuse, isn't it? Anyway feel free to PM a Leader if you have doubts about an abuse by the Administration.
I see, he used "negative money" , which is technical problem as abuse, so he used admin power, seems better when u look it this way, any ways, admin pwned ;)
-
btw it's a hell off a RP when u drive like maniac and when being pulled over u just say I have negative money... :/
-
Seems quite abuse to me to use outside character abilitys such as admin powers, to have advantage in the inside character RP level.
I did not use this ability to play outside the rp character. Its the person who says:"I have negative money" who is out of rp character. I dont and will not use moderator commands to change the roleplaying situation at that moment. He could have said:"I don't have any money, or I refuse to pay". I would have accepted that roleplay. Besides, this has nothing to do with abusing the rp advantage inside the character as there was no roleplaying at that "little moment". It was more of a "pause" between the roleplay. F.E /em I have negative money. So far, there was no roleplay, I was pointing out he didn't had negative money.
-
[WS]Reece joins the server.
*a while later*
Admin [WS]Reece: I wouldn't really allow ID 1's name (Mick_Dick)
*a slight moment later*
Admin [TCL]Dino: Lol
Admin Mick_Dick: Well you just need to live with it.
Admin [TCL]Dino: :D
Admin [WS]Reece: WHO THE
Admin [TCL]Dino: Hahaha
Admin Mick_Dick: Pwnd!
Admin [TCL]Dino: xD
-
[WS]Reece joins the server.
*a while later*
Admin [WS]Reece: I wouldn't really allow ID 1's name (Mick_Dick)
*a slight moment later*
Admin [TCL]Dino: Lol
Admin Mick_Dick: Well you just need to live with it.
Admin [TCL]Dino: :D
Admin [WS]Reece: WHO THE
Admin [TCL]Dino: Hahaha
Admin Mick_Dick: Pwnd!
Admin [TCL]Dino: xD
hahahahahah :rofl: :rofl:
-
:( You made me Jump! Damn you!
-
[WS]Reece joins the server.
*a while later*
Admin [WS]Reece: I wouldn't really allow ID 1's name (Mick_Dick)
*a slight moment later*
Admin [TCL]Dino: Lol
Admin Mick_Dick: Well you just need to live with it.
Admin [TCL]Dino: :D
Admin [WS]Reece: WHO THE
Admin [TCL]Dino: Hahaha
Admin Mick_Dick: Pwnd!
Admin [TCL]Dino: xD
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
-
[WS]Reece joins the server.
*a while later*
Admin [WS]Reece: I wouldn't really allow ID 1's name (Mick_Dick)
*a slight moment later*
Admin [TCL]Dino: Lol
Admin Mick_Dick: Well you just need to live with it.
Admin [TCL]Dino: :D
Admin [WS]Reece: WHO THE
Admin [TCL]Dino: Hahaha
Admin Mick_Dick: Pwnd!
Admin [TCL]Dino: xD
Nice one lol
-
[WS]Reece joins the server.
*a while later*
Admin [WS]Reece: I wouldn't really allow ID 1's name (Mick_Dick)
*a slight moment later*
Admin [TCL]Dino: Lol
Admin Mick_Dick: Well you just need to live with it.
Admin [TCL]Dino: :D
Admin [WS]Reece: WHO THE
Admin [TCL]Dino: Hahaha
Admin Mick_Dick: Pwnd!
Admin [TCL]Dino: xD
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
-
Please don't quote it anymore :3
-
Like a boss.
-
One of guys which are good, but have some problems because of theirs knowing of english
GhostWarrior: What is investigation?
after some time angrygamer writes on local chat
angrygamer123 says: investigation is when cops wash your mind to know are there problems
This one is from G ;3 A wild newcomer appears on server!
Anikilator: t67rujtyuty?
GFBMMC: Speak Human language please.
-
Anikilator: t67rujtyuty?
GFBMMC: Speak Human language please.
lol :lol:
-
Lol that remindes me
IcyAero was suspected and taken to investigation for drugs.
He offered 7500$ for a lawyer on advert cuz Dell wasnt online.
finally some random guy came. (simon)
simon: random lawyer stuff, icy is innocent.
simon was tempbanned by batta for scamming newcommer (in the middle of the investigation)
-
Anikilator: t67rujtyuty?
GFBMMC: Speak Human language please.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
-
GhostWarrior: What is investigation?
after some time angrygamer writes on local chat
angrygamer123 says: investigation is when cops wash your mind to know are there problems
Close enough :lol:
-
Batta(11) says: last jump mom :(
GFBMMC(2) says: No
GFBMMC(2) says: you going to bed!
Batta(11) says: no :(
GFBMMC(2) says: Drink your milk quick!
GFBMMC(2) says: Close these porn sites immediately!
Batta(11) says: xD
GFBMMC(2) says: Batta!! Who am I saying?!
Batta(11) shouts: gtfo mom!!
GFBMMC(2) has left the server (Crashed)
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
-
:rofl:
gfb and batta :D
-
gfb and batta :D
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
-
mans was warned by [TCL]Rami(10) for Enough deathmatching!
mans(6): rfm kill the red man
:mad: - pretty red :3
-
mans was warned by [TCL]Rami(10) for Enough deathmatching!
mans(6): rfm kill the red man
:mad: - pretty red :3
:devroll:
-
mans was warned by [TCL]Rami(10) for Enough deathmatching!
mans(6): rfm kill the red man
:mad: - pretty red :3
:flame: :flame: :rofl:
-
Dance With the devil (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmYjBaCpPSk#)
:banana: :devroll: :banana:
-
What the . . . ?
-
mans was warned by [TCL]Rami(10) for Enough deathmatching!
mans(6): rfm kill the red man
:mad: - pretty red :3
:rofl:
-
mertcho(9) says: mister yoske documents its ok but you speeding,, i give to you a ticket for 50$
mercho(9) gave 40$ to yoske(6)
This was a genuine transaction.
-
mertcho(9) says: mister yoske documents its ok but you speeding,, i give to you a ticket for 50$
mercho(9) gave 40$ to yoske(6)
This was a genuine transaction.
I was laughing for hours :rofl:
-
Why cops dont act like this irl :(
-
:lol:
-
Why cops dont act like this irl :(
I've just laughed my head off , :rofl: :rofl:
-
mertcho(9) says: mister yoske documents its ok but you speeding,, i give to you a ticket for 50$
mercho(9) gave 40$ to yoske(6)
This was a genuine transaction.
Haha, thats the bonus for being lawful citizen :D
-
The Best Player 2011
---
The Most Unlucky Player 2011
[SFC]Lichm
The Funniest Chat Log 2011
Void
Administration IV:MP 2011
The Most Friendly Admin: [R*]IcyAero
The Most Polite Admin: [R*]DellStorm
The Most Patient Admin: ---
The Most Reactive Admin: ---
The Most Helpful Admin: [TCL]Dino
The Funniest Admin: Devin
The Unluckiest Admin: ---
The Best Newcomer into Admin Team: James_Conway
Anti Features IV:MP 2011
The Best Lagger: ---
The Best Flamer: ---
The Best Annoyer: [SFC]Talya Taya
The Worst Driver: ---
The most Aggressive Player: Lazlow
Police Department IV:MP 2011
The Most Friendly Police Officer: Ogisa
The Best Police Driver: ---
The Best Police Chaser: ---
The Best Police Shooter: ---
The Best Police Investigator: [WS]Leroy_Kolta
The Best Police Officer: ---
The Funniest Police Officer: ---
The Hardest Working Police Officer: ---
The Best Federal Agent: ---
Criminals IV:MP 2011
The Most Friendly Criminal: ---
The Best Criminal Driver: ---
The Best Criminal Dealer: ---
The Best Criminal Shooter: ---
The Funniest Criminal: ---
The Hardest Working Criminal: ---
Businesses IV:MP 2011
The Most Helpful Business Person: ---
The Best Business Person: Honingsenf_*something*
The Hardest Working Business Person: ---
Wrong topic Rami, I think it should be in Here (http://www.argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?topic=81835.0)
-
The Best Player 2011
---
The Most Unlucky Player 2011
[SFC]Lichm
The Funniest Chat Log 2011
Void
Administration IV:MP 2011
The Most Friendly Admin: [R*]IcyAero
The Most Polite Admin: [R*]DellStorm
The Most Patient Admin: ---
The Most Reactive Admin: ---
The Most Helpful Admin: [TCL]Dino
The Funniest Admin: Devin
The Unluckiest Admin: ---
The Best Newcomer into Admin Team: James_Conway
Anti Features IV:MP 2011
The Best Lagger: ---
The Best Flamer: ---
The Best Annoyer: [SFC]Talya Taya
The Worst Driver: ---
The most Aggressive Player: Lazlow
Police Department IV:MP 2011
The Most Friendly Police Officer: Ogisa
The Best Police Driver: ---
The Best Police Chaser: ---
The Best Police Shooter: ---
The Best Police Investigator: [WS]Leroy_Kolta
The Best Police Officer: ---
The Funniest Police Officer: ---
The Hardest Working Police Officer: ---
The Best Federal Agent: ---
Criminals IV:MP 2011
The Most Friendly Criminal: ---
The Best Criminal Driver: ---
The Best Criminal Dealer: ---
The Best Criminal Shooter: ---
The Funniest Criminal: ---
The Hardest Working Criminal: ---
Businesses IV:MP 2011
The Most Helpful Business Person: ---
The Best Business Person: Honingsenf_*something*
The Hardest Working Business Person: ---
While trying to find a funny chat log, you made the topic into wrong place, huh? :roll:
-
Lol Rami, at least it's funny you failed here, so it's not very much off topic :lol:
-
Also that chat log was from 2010 :D
-
:rofl: :rofl:
-
Rami failz0r :D
btw chat log :rofl:
-
Well, it's a funny chatlogs topic, so just consider it as a funny chatlog. :P
-
This was Hilarious.
[WS]TJ=AAA=(ID) says: Why have I been pulled over officer?
XXsiwyXX(ID): f**k you go(BTW this is censored)
Then he drove off...
-
:lol:
-
after one of that enduring 3-4 minute lags :
tingletanglebob left the server
coke left the server
Microvolters: LAGGGGGGGGGG
Divine left the server
Microvolters: Are you serious ?
Microvolters: really ?
:rofl:
-
This was Hilarious.
[WS]TJ=AAA=(ID) says: Why have I been pulled over officer?
XXsiwyXX(ID): f**k you go(BTW this is censored)
Then he drove off...
:rofl:after one of that enduring 3-4 minute lags :
tingletanglebob left the server
coke left the server
Microvolters: LAGGGGGGGGGG
Divine left the server
Microvolters: Are you serious ?
Microvolters: really ?
:rofl:
-
This happened once when the server was very laggy:
Kerbe_Kolta(5) has left the server
Kerbe_Kolta(5): Huh...
-
This happened once when the server was very laggy:
Kerbe_Kolta(5) has left the server
Kerbe_Kolta(5): Huh...
:lol:
-
This happened once when the server was very laggy:
Kerbe_Kolta(5) has left the server
Kerbe_Kolta(5): Huh...
Even the server has a good sense of humor, cool ^^
-
This happened once when the server was very laggy:
Kerbe_Kolta(5) has left the server
Kerbe_Kolta(5): Huh...
:rofl:
-
This happened once when the server was very laggy:
Kerbe_Kolta(5) has left the server
Kerbe_Kolta(5): Huh...
Very Funny.
-
Fadhil_Kaber: Army?
[TCL]Amy_Lu: no army
Fadhil_Kaber: Amy Lol my bad.
KevinD: xD
[TCL]Rami.: LOL
-
(http://i1212.photobucket.com/albums/cc455/AmyLu_IVMP/funny_1.png)
Correct me if I`m wrong, but isn`t it disallowed to post screenshots here?
-
Correct me if I`m wrong, but isn`t it disallowed to post screenshots here?
Ya just write the log :)
-
This happened once when the server was very laggy:
Kerbe_Kolta(5) has left the server
Kerbe_Kolta(5): Huh...
:rofl:
-
A couple of new players by the names of CptWalrus and CptOctopus had arrived and a couple of guys and me were teaching them stuff.
When we told them that you don`t need a drivers license this happened...
CptOctopus: Why do you need cops then?
[WS]TJ=AAA=: To enforce the important laws
[WS]TJ=AAA=: Drug abuse, shootouts, robberies
[WS]TJ=AAA=: Rape
[le couple of irrelevant chat lines]
CptOctopus: May I rape you, sir?
CptWalrus: Rape, I want to rape.
Why did i have to mention rape?
-
A couple of new players by the names of CptWalrus and CptOctopus had arrived and a couple of guys and me were teaching them stuff.
When we told them that you don`t need a drivers license this happened...
CptOctopus: Why do you need cops then?
[WS]TJ=AAA=: To enforce the important laws
[WS]TJ=AAA=: Drug abuse, shootouts, robberies
[WS]TJ=AAA=: Rape
[le couple of irrelevant chat lines]
CptOctopus: May I rape you, sir?
CptWalrus: Rape, I want to rape.
Why did i have to mention rape?
:lol:
-
[wB]FaD: Hey DellStorm, can i test the "/q" command?
[R*]DellStorm: If you wish.
[wB]FaD has left the server
[wB]FaD: I'll never use "/q" command again.
Ghost: Why not? I use it all the time when i want to leave.
[R*]DellStorm: Ghost, you don't need that, server crashes often and you'll get disconnected.
Lost connection to the server
Reconnecting...
-
lol :lol:
-
hahahahahah :rofl:
-
[wB]FaD: Hey DellStorm, can i test the "/q" command?
[R*]DellStorm: If you wish.
[wB]FaD has left the server
[wB]FaD: I'll never use "/q" command again.
Ghost: Why not? I use it all the time when i want to leave.
[R*]DellStorm: Ghost, you don't need that, server crashes often and you'll get disconnected.
Lost connection to the server
Reconnecting...
so true :D
-
That moment :]
Kerbe_Kolta(5) shouts: LCPD /gu!!
[Emergency Radio] Criminal Splinterz has givin himself up, please cuff him.
-
That moment :]
Kerbe_Kolta(5) shouts: LCPD /gu!!
[Emergency Radio] Criminal Splinterz has givin himself up, please cuff him.
I dont see the funny part in this..?
-
I dont see the funny part in this..?
Maybe someone giving up right after warning is rare :P
-
I dont see the funny part in this..?
Not really funny, but unusual (at least for me). I was surprised in that moment...nice to see criminals respecting you though :razz:
-
Indeed.
-
[wbFaD]FaD stuck at spawn in water and asked for help
Talya - im used to use that boat, 15 mins to takes
Talya - stick a coin for g button and...
Talya - lie on ur bed
Talya - max the voice
Talya - u ll hear a crash noise when u reach the land
-------------------------------------------------------------
[wbFaD]FaD enters the erotic shop while me watching magazines
Honigsenf - "knees please", good stuff
[wbFaD]FaD - lets get sniper
[wbFaD]FaD - And Look at it xD
:girl:
-
Rami_Leone(11): <----- Orange <333
Leroy_Kolta(24): ^ Criminal
Rami_Leone(11): ^ Cop :o
[R*]IcyAero(5): ^ criminal
Leroy_Kolta(24): ^ Idiot?
[R*]IcyAero(5): : (
Rami_Leone(11): LOL
Leroy_Kolta(24): LOL
I Trolled there :lol: :rofl:
-
[wB]FaD: Hey DellStorm, can i test the "/q" command?
[R*]DellStorm: If you wish.
[wB]FaD has left the server
[wB]FaD: I'll never use "/q" command again.
Ghost: Why not? I use it all the time when i want to leave.
[R*]DellStorm: Ghost, you don't need that, server crashes often and you'll get disconnected.
Lost connection to the server
Reconnecting...
Made me laugh :D
-
well i have 1 funny log if u noticed
devo : i gotta gp bro my frnds dpog is sick gonna take her to a hospital?
Czar : y what happend?
devo : she is shitting blood
Czar : OMG really???
devo : yea she is very young and they gave her meat to eat
Czar : mayb the dog is on a period
devo : Lmao
czar : ok bye bro
devo : lol no she is only 45 days old
Czar : oh bro ok bye
devo : and i gotta go
Czar : BB
devo : :D
Czar : ok bye
devo : tc
czar : bye
Devo has left the server
-
Oo a dog shitting blood as 45 days old. He should get it to the vet right now :O
-
Honest confession. :roll:
Dino.(4): boys having lame excuses
[TCL]Rami.(6): that makes you a girl?
Dino.(4): yes
-
:lol:
-
Dino.(8): ITS UPPP -.-
[TCL]Rami(1): now its up -.-
lol, I'm getting weird thaughts now.
-
Get your head out of the gutters -.-
-
Get your head out of the gutters -.-
Which head? Because they said one is up. :D
-
u gotta love Dino and rami when they start themselves
-
Check this little Shit
Bjorngomes(1) Has joined the Game
hAWK: Hey Bjorn
Bjorngomes: Hey
hAWK(0) Has Left the Game
-
Check this little Shit
Bjorngomes(1) Has joined the Game
hAWK: Hey Bjorn
Bjorngomes: Hey
hAWK(0) Has Left the Game
Lol xD i laughed to much now :lol: :rofl:
-
Paulius3099 was suspected by siski_sikiep for fire
Paulius3099: siski suspected me for fire?
xWeDo : Type G
Peter_Kovacs said: Then again its up to you
GibiGidioi: Crash
Peter_Kovacs said : But you will be welcomed
xWeDo : Gabo
GabiGidioi: ??
Paulius3099 was unuspected by Betta: suspect with a VALID reason...
Inox : why dont walk
xWeDo : no imean other one
Paulius was suspected by siski_siskiep for fire
xWeDo : Srry
Peter_Kovacs : LOL
GabiGidioi : i need a cab
Paulius3099 : kick him
Jschalkwyk : how do i get a car or get to somewhere where u are at?
James_Conway : Gabi, stay there ;)
Paulius3099 was unsuspected by Betta : suspect with a VALID reason...-last warning
Paulius was suspected by siski_siskiep for fire
Peter_Kovacs : Excuse the caps :P
Haythem said : lol
Rasem has joined the server
Peter_Kovacs : lmao
----------------------------
BenR was spotted at gas station next to a hooker
Next thing we saw
Mark21: oh, i need only passport
Russian_shevchuk : i have play
Mark21 : I want it
BenR : Police radio : so how much for an hour, over.
----------------------------
Peter_Kovacs was suspected by Yash(1) for nothing
-----------------------------
Peter_Kovacs shouted : stop and surrender now /gu!
TR]Legend : (Different language talk)
John_Doe said : oh
Mihail shouted : or we shoot and roflstomp you!
-
what a troller xD
-
Oh too bad I couldn't take screenshoots, one of best moments so far... I don't remember entirely how it went but something like this:
~ conversation between DeeJay and [R*] Janek about cops and criminals apparently cause DeeJay has being killed by criminals in few seconds (no roleplay, just shootout xD)
~ Janek saying "that's why I'll never go on cop duty again. I try to roleplay but rambo thinks it's funnier with AK"
....
Few minutes later Janek gets killed:
DeeJay: Janek you have been ramboed.
:war: :janek:
....
Probably not funny at all right now xD but it was one of this moments when you have to be there... xD
-
Paulius3099 was suspected by siski_sikiep for fire
Paulius3099: siski suspected me for fire?
xWeDo : Type G
Peter_Kovacs said: Then again its up to you
GibiGidioi: Crash
Peter_Kovacs said : But you will be welcomed
xWeDo : Gabo
GabiGidioi: ??
Paulius3099 was unuspected by Betta: suspect with a VALID reason...
Inox : why dont walk
xWeDo : no imean other one
Paulius was suspected by siski_siskiep for fire
xWeDo : Srry
Peter_Kovacs : LOL
GabiGidioi : i need a cab
Paulius3099 : kick him
Jschalkwyk : how do i get a car or get to somewhere where u are at?
James_Conway : Gabi, stay there ;)
Paulius3099 was unsuspected by Betta : suspect with a VALID reason...-last warning
Paulius was suspected by siski_siskiep for fire
Peter_Kovacs : Excuse the caps :P
Haythem said : lol
Rasem has joined the server
Peter_Kovacs : lmao
----------------------------
BenR was spotted at gas station next to a hooker
Next thing we saw
Mark21: oh, i need only passport
Russian_shevchuk : i have play
Mark21 : I want it
BenR : Police radio : so how much for an hour, over.
----------------------------
Peter_Kovacs was suspected by Yash(1) for nothing
-----------------------------
Peter_Kovacs shouted : stop and surrender now /gu!
TR]Legend : (Different language talk)
John_Doe said : oh
Mihail shouted : or we shoot and roflstomp you!
lol I was actually busting that prostitute undercover :3
-
lol I was actually busting that prostitute undercover :3
I know , it just seemed funny still :3
-
lol I was actually busting that prostitute undercover :3
Yeah right xD
I know you better than anyone Ben, you were doing more than just "busting" that prostitute ;D xD
-
While I was yesterday on the server I had a suspect with this stated as his crime:
Oblivion was suspected by Zombieman for Hit and run.
He got that s**t right.. of course you won't chit-chat with a Zombie.. just smack him in d head and gtf away :lol:
-
s3ph(10): Guys who is the president of Argonath RPG?
aLexw0w(11): obama
JDenver(2): Gandalf
innovafail(9): lol
s3ph(10): -.-
Senate(1): fail
s3ph(10): seriously
-
Casper(18) aChat: <still amazed how stable the server runs and how many players we have>
Lost connection to the server. Reconnecting...
IV:MP 0.1 T3 Initialized
UnchartedRugs7(2): sir, I'm going to have to ask you to stop running me over
YMCMB-RO(0): thx <3
Batta(11) aChat: ^ LOL
PGBDude(17): LOL
Batta(11) aChat: never seen anything more kind
More laughs :P
Batta(1) aChat: eating an apple = BRB
James_Conway(4) aChat: orly
[R*]Dino(7) aChat: Iphone?
Batta(1) aChat: thumbup
James_Conway(4) reported Batta(1) for incapable of doing administration
[R*]Dino aChat: :D
Batta(1) aChat: rofl
James_Conway on the report from James_Conway(4).
James_Conway(4) aChat: guess ill have to punish you now
James_Conway(4) aChat: xD
Aww cmon! It's healthy!
-
Casper(18) aChat: <still amazed how stable the server runs and how many players we have>
Lost connection to the server. Reconnecting...
IV:MP 0.1 T3 Initialized
UnchartedRugs7(2): sir, I'm going to have to ask you to stop running me over
YMCMB-RO(0): thx <3
Batta(11) aChat: ^ LOL
PGBDude(17): LOL
Batta(11) aChat: never seen anything more kind
More laughs :P
Batta(1) aChat: eating an apple = BRB
James_Conway(4) aChat: orly
[R*]Dino(7) aChat: Iphone?
Batta(1) aChat: thumbup
James_Conway(4) reported Batta(1) for incapable of doing administration
[R*]Dino aChat: :D
Batta(1) aChat: rofl
James_Conway on the report from James_Conway(4).
James_Conway(4) aChat: guess ill have to punish you now
James_Conway(4) aChat: xD
Aww cmon! It's healthy!
Eating an iPhone, as Dino says, is NOT healthy ;D
-
PM to [R*]Dino(15): may I see?
PM from [R*]Dino(15): no
PM to [R*]Dino(15): not you and Tai -.-
PM from [R*]Dino(15): what then? oO
PM to [R*]Dino(15): you do your weird things alone LOL
-
PM to [R*]Dino(15): not you and Tai -.-
PM to [R*]Dino(15): you do your weird things alone LOL
What does that mean?!
PS: Yes we are in love so what?
-
What does that mean?!
PS: Yes we are in love so what?
Just wanted to make clear I was not interested ;)
-
I dont remember names, but a few cops came to us
and we were like : "cops what are you doing, can we help you"
and they were like: "We are the LCPD Donut Fatty Squad" and they were fat cop skins.
-
I dont remember names, but a few cops came to us
and we were like : "cops what are you doing, can we help you"
and they were like: "We are the LCPD Donut Fatty Squad" and they were fat cop skins.
And then one of them got hungry and bit out a chunk from my arm.
-
Discussion between James_Conway and an officer
Officer : Dont reckless drive, sir
James_Conway : okay sir i won't
James conway smokes weed
Officer : i'll fine you next time
Haythem : He's smoking weed and you still want to fine him ?
James_Conway injects heroin.
Officer : weed no
-
Ops...
[pits](1): dumpass keep up the good work
Havok(9): Guest, you can use /register username password
Havok(9): Pits, please dont insult
[pits](1): lol
dumpass(0): lol
Havok(9): lmao
doc2773281(10): CPC
[pits](1): havok nice one lol
Havok(9): My bad D:
-
Random guy walks to the stand
Me: How may I help you sir
Him: I need a hotdog
Me: Sure, that'll be 5$
Then he ran away as fast as he could, grabbed a car and destroyed the stand... For the 4 millionth time today xD
-
xD
Consider lowering that "high" price :)
-
[R*]Tai(15) aChat: I actually never crash :|
gabrielkiriac(3) said: thanks
Havok(13) aChat : I want that too :|
PM from gabrielkiriac(3): *passport talk*
PM to gabrielkiriac(3): *passport talk*
[R*]Tai(15) left the server ( Crashed )
-
Lol i didn't notice :rofl:
-
(some guy) in PM: Yo dude, I got your car from a criminal
(some guy) in PM: I got it back and cleaned it
Me in PM: A blue sentinel right?
(some guy) in PM: Yeah, but I cleaned it
(some guy) in PM: Its red with black now
(some guy) in PM: I can bring it to you if you pay me
-
under-undercolor
-
Haythem has joined the server.
Rita_Ora : Hey Haythem !
Haythem : Hey Rita
Few minutes later..
Haythem : Rita_Ora plays IVMP, im afraid i see Miley_Cyrus here someday
Haythem : Twerking..
Miley_Cyrus : Haythem..
Miley_Cyrus : Write that as a funny chat log
Miley_Cyrus : im pissing my pants now XD
-
ChrisMe: Crime is not allowed by law.
Not sure why, but I laughed at this for some minutes
-
ChrisMe: Crime is not allowed by law.
My life has been a lie o_O
-
Here's a chatlog for a return! Role playing scene on a bridge.
[R*]Void(X): So, what's your story?
[ESC]Heisenb3rg(X): nothing,,,,no money
[R*]Void(X): Strictly business, eh?
[ESC]Heisenb3rg(X): Yeah kinda
[R*]Void(X): I said it too, now I'm doing hits for a favor
[R*]Void(X): So, where are you from, man?
[ESC]Heisenb3rg(X): i'm from iran
[R*]Void(X): Is that a country full of towelheads and has lots of oil
[ESC]Heisenb3rg(X): yea
Few seconds later ...
[R*]Void(X): WAIT
[R*]Void(X): Damn, you're really from Iran or RP?
[ESC]Heisenb3rg(X): I am from Tehran
[R*]Void(X): Then I insulted you, shit ...
-
LOL! Void makes a great return with yet another funny chatlog!
-
How do u guys record the Chat log???
Btw..haha @void!
-
Make a screenshot and then later just type here whatever you wanted to show us :P
-
ChrisMe: Crime is not allowed by law.
Not sure why, but I laughed at this for some minutes
Well I don't know why either but this cracked me up, lol.
-
[Insert generic newcomer name]: wtf is wrong with my skin its chinese
Havok: You can paint it black at any car shop using /carcolor
-
[Insert generic newcomer name]: wtf is wrong with my skin its chinese
Havok: You can paint it black at any car shop using /carcolor
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
-
[Insert generic newcomer name]: wtf is wrong with my skin its chinese
Havok: You can paint it black at any car shop using /carcolor
Thats a good one :rofl:
-
Havok aChat: Your gf tried to evade by water :P
Haythem aChat : My gf ? :p
Havok aChat : Ok
Havok aChat : One of them
Haythem aChat : LOL
-
[Insert generic newcomer name]: wtf is wrong with my skin its chinese
Havok: You can paint it black at any car shop using /carcolor
:lol: :lol: :lol: Thats hilarious...
-
s3ph(10): Guys who is the president of Argonath RPG?
aLexw0w(11): obama
JDenver(2): Gandalf
innovafail(9): lol
s3ph(10): -.-
Senate(1): fail
s3ph(10): seriously
AAAAHAHHHAHAHHAHHHAHHHHAHHAHA
-
---Standing near a gas tank---
ahamedxgames(14): newjob
Crocket(3) said: thomas i think its time for us to die
Kucing(5) said: whats that game about
Crocket is killed by ale3x(run over)
Croket(3) said: boo
Thomas was killed by ale3x(run over)
Kshitiz(12) shouted: lol!
Kucing(5): damn
Kshitiz(12): ahha
-
---Standing near a gas tank---
ahamedxgames(14): newjob
Crocket(3) said: thomas i think its time for us to die
Kucing(5) said: whats that game about
Crocket is killed by ale3x(run over)
Croket(3) said: boo
Thomas was killed by ale3x(run over)
Kshitiz(12) shouted: lol!
Kucing(5): damn
Kshitiz(12): ahha
we was standing next to the red tank at deejays park and i pointed gun at the gastank i said in /l thomas i think its time for us to die then the car rammer guy hit me and it blown up the tank and thomas there on his faggio got him to at same time lol i soo wished i had recorded it was just to funny.
-
Daliska (8): JEANS SHOP
Ramis (1): caps shop, daliska
Ramis (1): I mean caps lock off
-
Daliska (8): JEANS SHOP
Ramis (1): caps shop, daliska
Ramis (1): I mean caps lock off
/me laughs loud and rolls down
xD
-
Argo joined the server
Argo: Hi guys
Waits....
Argo: Why dosent anyone wb me :D
Ramis: i have that problem to :D
Argo: (forever alone) :(
:rofl: LOL
-
Havok exits his cruiser at Dukes PD just to do /rearm [ Only God knows why did he exit the cruiser for that xD ]
Anyway.. a nearby guy named ToiletNinja gets in the cruiser and tries to go away and then Havok says
Havok: I dont appreciate my crap being stolen
-
Havok exits his cruiser at Dukes PD just to do /rearm [ Only God knows why did he exit the cruiser for that xD ]
Anyway.. a nearby guy named ToiletNinja gets in the cruiser and tries to go away and then Havok says
Havok: I dont appreciate my crap being stolen
Sometimes you dont get shotgun when /rearming inside a car
-
Daliska (8): JEANS SHOP
Ramis (1): caps shop, daliska
Ramis (1): I mean caps lock off
:rofl:
-
:rofl:
Hahhahahh ,Ramis, he is genious. :D
-
Daliska (8): JEANS SHOP
Ramis (1): caps shop, daliska
Ramis (1): I mean caps lock off
Epic Fail :rofl:
-
There was some scene, I don't remember was it carkill or something..
Anyways, we we're on duty, and I was like shocked by that accident
Bojan in Police radio: Jesus Christ
Jesus6 in main chat: What?
-
There was some scene, I don't remember was it carkill or something..
Anyways, we we're on duty, and I was like shocked by that accident
Bojan in Police radio: Jesus Christ
Jesus6 in main chat: What?
:lol:
-
This is an old one [ 28.09.2013]
fa7al1ty(5): no speak english sorry
fa7al1ty(5): bulgarian
Armelin(11): OK
Armelin(11): NO - Car - kill
fa7al1ty(5): ok
Jackson Dancers for Armelin :jackson: :jackson: :jackson:
-
:lol: I laughed so much because of this post.
-
Oh it was so funny :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: [2014.03.27]
yasam(12): Im suck
vladok11(8):you suck?
Doyle_Lucchese(10) :D:D:
vladok11(8): do you suck hard?
Doyle_Lucchese(10): rofl rofl
vladok11(8): :D
yasam(12): please come
Doyle_Lucchese(10): enjoy your suck
[yasam(12): please ;(
vladok11(8): Will you suck?
yasam(12): yeah ;(
I think he meant "I`m stuck" or something I don't know but i laughed so hard :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
-
Oh it was so funny :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: [2014.03.27]
yasam(12): Im suck
vladok11(8):you suck?
Doyle_Lucchese(10) :D:D:
vladok11(8): do you suck hard?
Doyle_Lucchese(10): rofl rofl
vladok11(8): :D
yasam(12): please come
Doyle_Lucchese(10): enjoy your suck
[yasam(12): please ;(
vladok11(8): Will you suck?
yasam(12): yeah ;(
I think he meant "I`m stuck" or something I don't know but i laughed so hard :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
What did I just read :D
-
hahahhaa XD XD XD XD lol rofl XD
-
Oh it was so funny :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: [2014.03.27]
yasam(12): Im suck
vladok11(8):you suck?
Doyle_Lucchese(10) :D:D:
vladok11(8): do you suck hard?
Doyle_Lucchese(10): rofl rofl
vladok11(8): :D
yasam(12): please come
Doyle_Lucchese(10): enjoy your suck
[yasam(12): please ;(
vladok11(8): Will you suck?
yasam(12): yeah ;(
I think he meant "I`m stuck" or something I don't know but i laughed so hard :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Ahahahahhaha :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
-
You guys are such meanies :dance:
-
Oh it was so funny :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: [2014.03.27]
yasam(12): Im suck
vladok11(8):you suck?
Doyle_Lucchese(10) :D:D:
vladok11(8): do you suck hard?
Doyle_Lucchese(10): rofl rofl
vladok11(8): :D
yasam(12): please come
Doyle_Lucchese(10): enjoy your suck
[yasam(12): please ;(
vladok11(8): Will you suck?
yasam(12): yeah ;(
I think he meant "I`m stuck" or something I don't know but i laughed so hard :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
hahahahahhahahahahahaha :janek:
-
Oh it was so funny :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: [2014.03.27]
yasam(12): Im suck
vladok11(8):you suck?
Doyle_Lucchese(10) :D:D:
vladok11(8): do you suck hard?
Doyle_Lucchese(10): rofl rofl
vladok11(8): :D
yasam(12): please come
Doyle_Lucchese(10): enjoy your suck
[yasam(12): please ;(
vladok11(8): Will you suck?
yasam(12): yeah ;(
I think he meant "I`m stuck" or something I don't know but i laughed so hard :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I laughed so much...lololol
-
Too bad I wasn't there, you would laugh with my foot up your as* :cowboy:
-
Awhile ago while server was having issues
guest2: Go get some hax
guest2: swim faster
guest2: superman swimming mode
guest3: Going to rejoin to see what happens
guest0: No talking about haxes here
guest2: Yeah
guest2: LIKE YOU CAN DO SOMETHIN
guest2: go ahead ban me
guest1: xD
guest1: who r u?xD
guest2 was warned by guest0 for no talking about haxes
guest2: oh crap
guest2: it works
guest1: LOLOL
guest2: jesus
-
Random guy walks to the stand
Me: How may I help you sir
Him: I need a hotdog
Me: Sure, that'll be 5$
Then he ran away as fast as he could, grabbed a car and destroyed the stand... For the 4 millionth time today xD
AWESOME!
-
This one made fall over of my seat xD
Newcomer : who is sauron ?
El Rayes : I believe he got one Eye and watching us with it from the sky
Newcomer : If only the guns were allowed here I would Shoot that eye
El Rayes : LOL
there was another conversation but I dont remember it :P
-
this one happened today :
MOMMA in main chat : I AM RUSS
El Rayes says : hey MOMMA
MOMMA in main chat MONEY !
Cleo : /newjob
El Rayes says :easy
El Rayes gave MOMMA 1$
MOMMA : Thanks
El Rayes in main chat : lol i gave him 1$ and he went away xD
MOMMA in main chat : 1$ big in RUSS
couple mins later
He stopped me again
MOMMA in main chat : MORE !
El Rayes says : ok ok Just dont do anything mad
El Rayes gave MOMMA 1$
El Rayes gave MOMMA 1$
MOMMA in main chat : thanks
MOMMA in main chat : Mother Russia happy
El Rayes : lol i made Russia happy with 3$
the thing that shocked me is he came with a stolen infernus after 2min and when a player called lenoxxx carjacked him he got kicked by MOMMA :O
-
thoose 2 are still be best ones haha.. Void made it funny to be around lol.
I am mostly known by this introduction message, and half of IV:MP Argonath players can confirm it:
"Hello there XXX, welcome :)" so this evening happened something hilarious.
I've met this player 10 times and I always said the same message to him.The exact one I've written above.
DellStorm(2) LOL w
Void(3): Actually it was 20
Paladin(5) has joined the server
Void(3): Hello there Paladin, welcome :)
After 1 minute
Paladin(5): Void?
Void(3): Yes?
Paladin(5): Omg .... you aren't a bot ...
Void(3): LMAO
DellStorm(2): LOL
Twenty(3) has joined the server
Void(5): Hey 20
DellStorm(8): Hi Twenty, welcome
Twenty(3): Void, I want lessons
Void(5): In what? :D
Twenty(3): ds
Void(5): ok
Administrator chat censored.....
Chat with DellStorm, who'll take, which vehicle ...
Void(5): Straight to the exam
Twenty(3): WHAT
Void(5): Similar as SA:MP, don't worry
Twenty(3): k
8 minutes after...
Void(5): Watch the road, jesus!!
Void(5): Holy guacamoli!!!!
Void(5): SPEED LIMITS!!!!
1 minutes after...
Void(5): Congratulations Twenty, you have killed the drivings instructor
J_wet(10): ROFL
Void(5): Dell, now you try
DellStorm(8): No, she killed the drivings instructor!!!
Poor Twenty. :(
-
Oh it was so funny :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: [2014.03.27]
yasam(12): Im suck
vladok11(8):you suck?
Doyle_Lucchese(10) :D:D:
vladok11(8): do you suck hard?
Doyle_Lucchese(10): rofl rofl
vladok11(8): :D
yasam(12): please come
Doyle_Lucchese(10): enjoy your suck
[yasam(12): please ;(
vladok11(8): Will you suck?
yasam(12): yeah ;(
I think he meant "I`m stuck" or something I don't know but i laughed so hard :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
hahahhaa lolololo :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D :D :D :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
-
5/31/2014 , Server had a Biz bug , so Haythem made a restart , and when we Came back >
Revelead : Im a suspect ?
[Apt]Germangun : you aint orange
Revelead: But im a Banana
Waliad : suck together team
[Apt]Germangun : Let him take it
Revelead: ok
Revelead : I feel rich
Warrior_11 : pitbulllllllll
walied : I feel noob
I have never known that Haythem can do a Brain Restart
-
:lol:
-
GHunter(7): anyone here heard about the Megazord drink?
Pude(3): nevaheard
Viktor_Troska(1): sounds like something from starcraft
Viktor_Troska(1): or futurama
[WS]Thomas_C(11): Must be from StarTrek
Micha(0): Megazord is from Transformers..
Micha(0): or?
Message came quite quickly after each other.. Same thoughts :D
Quite funny as it we all were thinking more or less the same, apparently :D
LOL megazord is from Power rangers and its Megatron in Transformers
-
A guy named Cage_Chaplin Lost his car.....
Cage_Chaplin:....who stole my car ? .....
El_Rayes: A ghost
ghostkill: yes?
Pokedude: LOL!
El_Rayes: lol
-
A guy named Cage_Chaplin Lost his car.....
Cage_Chaplin:....who stole my car ? .....
El_Rayes: A ghost
ghostkill: yes?
Pokedude: LOL!
El_Rayes: lol
:hah:
-
A guy named Cage_Chaplin Lost his car.....
Cage_Chaplin:....who stole my car ? .....
El_Rayes: A ghost
ghostkill: yes?
Pokedude: LOL!
El_Rayes: lol
Lol!!!! Rofl!!!!
-
Crime of Tandtrollet(9): Child molesting
false was kicked by [WS]Thomas_C(12) for Sorry Sebi, go back to [gerG]Sebihunter
He managed to log out before Thomas kicked(It would be epic tho)
Epic one XD LMAO!!!!!!!
-
:D :D :D
TrixIsFoKidz : These two cops stick together like my ball sack and my thing on a hot day
Havok : Not really necessary Trix
TrixIsFoKidz : I dint say what cops
Havok : Not really necessary Trix <
TrixIsFoKidz : Free "Country"
-
:D :D :D
TrixIsFoKidz : These two cops stick together like my ball sack and my thing on a hot day
Havok : Not really necessary Trix
TrixIsFoKidz : I dint say what cops
Havok : Not really necessary Trix <
TrixIsFoKidz : Free "Country"
:lol: :lol:
-
:D :D :D
TrixIsFoKidz : These two cops stick together like my ball sack and my thing on a hot day
Havok : Not really necessary Trix
TrixIsFoKidz : I dint say what cops
Havok : Not really necessary Trix <
TrixIsFoKidz : Free "Country"
:rofl:
-
Sole_Lucchese(#):O , my /rhl is freezed and I relogged three times and nothing
[Apt]Yahia(#):You re very unlucky , there isnt a high rank officer to unsu you. :3
[Apt]Victor2662 has logged in the server
[Apt]Yahia(#): XDDD
Sole_Lucchese(#): lol
[Apt]Yahia(#):Very lucky :3
[Apt]Victor2662 has left the server
And he came back after 2 hours ... :lol:
-
Sole_Lucchese(#):O , my /rhl is freezed and I relogged three times and nothing
[Apt]Yahia(#):You re very unlucky , there isnt a high rank officer to unsu you. :3
[Apt]Victor2662 has logged in the server
[Apt]Yahia(#): XDDD
Sole_Lucchese(#): lol
[Apt]Yahia(#):Very lucky :3
[Apt]Victor2662 has left the server
And he came back after 2 hours ... :lol:
dat feel :lol:
-
Sole_Lucchese(#):O , my /rhl is freezed and I relogged three times and nothing
[Apt]Yahia(#):You re very unlucky , there isnt a high rank officer to unsu you. :3
[Apt]Victor2662 has logged in the server
[Apt]Yahia(#): XDDD
Sole_Lucchese(#): lol
[Apt]Yahia(#):Very lucky :3
[Apt]Victor2662 has left the server
And he came back after 2 hours ... :lol:
Poor Sole ROFL!
-
Sole_Lucchese(#):O , my /rhl is freezed and I relogged three times and nothing
[Apt]Yahia(#):You re very unlucky , there isnt a high rank officer to unsu you. :3
[Apt]Victor2662 has logged in the server
[Apt]Yahia(#): XDDD
Sole_Lucchese(#): lol
[Apt]Yahia(#):Very lucky :3
[Apt]Victor2662 has left the server
And he came back after 2 hours ... :lol:
:hah:
-
:hah:
Evil vic :hah:
-
A guy named Cage_Chaplin Lost his car.....
Cage_Chaplin:....who stole my car ? .....
El_Rayes: A ghost
ghostkill: yes?
Pokedude: LOL!
El_Rayes: lol
fail dude. its Caplin. not Chaplin. hahah. thats me. i dont even remember this haha
-
fail dude. its Caplin. not Chaplin. hahah. thats me. i dont even remember this haha
You "only" said: "Who stole my car?" :lol:
-
[apt]Victor comes over to my LCPD car...
[apt]Victor quacks
[apt]Victor quacks
Jimmy gets scared
Jimmy hides under a chair
[apt]Victor quacks
Jimmy shouts: Noo! Dont kill me!
[apt]Victor quacks
[apt]Victor evil quacks
[apt]Victor sucks up his life to death
Jimmy shouts: AWDAWHDAWURGAWURHAUIHFAUIWHAW!!
Jimmy shouts: Noo! Dont kill meeeeee!!
Jimmy dies
Omg Duckey :D I just had a Good laugh there hahahaha :D <3
-
[apt]Victor comes over to my LCPD car...
[apt]Victor quacks
[apt]Victor quacks
Jimmy gets scared
Jimmy hides under a chair
[apt]Victor quacks
Jimmy shouts: Noo! Dont kill me!
[apt]Victor quacks
[apt]Victor evil quacks
[apt]Victor sucks up his life to death
Jimmy shouts: AWDAWHDAWURGAWURHAUIHFAUIWHAW!!
Jimmy shouts: Noo! Dont kill meeeeee!!
Jimmy dies
Omg Duckey :D I just had a Good laugh there hahahaha :D <3
:lol:
-
So vic is basically a dementor, who is making a duckface...
-
more to say Undercover Dementer Duck :P :D :lol:
-
Oh u vic dem u :D btw some stuff to buy , you may find this handy http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_kw=victor+duck+decoys (http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_kw=victor+duck+decoys)
-
Oh u vic dem u :D btw some stuff to buy , you may find this handy http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_kw=victor+duck+decoys (http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_kw=victor+duck+decoys)
ahhahahahahaha :rofl: :rofl:
-
:lol: :rofl:
-
Oh u vic dem u :D btw some stuff to buy , you may find this handy http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_kw=victor+duck+decoys (http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_kw=victor+duck+decoys)
dahell :lol:
-
Oh u vic dem u :D btw some stuff to buy , you may find this handy http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_kw=victor+duck+decoys (http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_kw=victor+duck+decoys)
OMG! :lol: Da hell :rofl: :hah: :lol:
-
Never been bored from you , Ramis. :lol:
-
Oh u vic dem u :D btw some stuff to buy , you may find this handy http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_kw=victor+duck+decoys (http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_kw=victor+duck+decoys)
The hell is that :lol: :rofl:
-
Oh u vic dem u :D btw some stuff to buy , you may find this handy http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_kw=victor+duck+decoys (http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_kw=victor+duck+decoys)
Oh wow, handmade versions of me! :app:
-
Oh wow, handmade versions of me! :app:
haha
-
I was driving a truck a slow one....... ( i dont remember it correctly)
some lines
Pokedude:Dem this truck is slow :( >.<
Random Guy:non english
Mercury:Please speak english only in main truck
Mercury:Chat****
Pokedude:LOL! Wut XD
-
I was driving a truck a slow one....... ( i dont remember it correctly)
some lines
Pokedude:Dem this truck is slow :( >.<
Random Guy:non english
Mercury:Please speak english only in main truck
Mercury:Chat****
Pokedude:LOL! Wut XD
Always happens to me :neutral:
-
Me and Haythem were calm watching Frodo spreading his RPG and grenades when an officer came with this:
Noire(8) Takes out a Gandalf stick from trunk
CB (Haythem): HAHAHAHA
Noire(8) throws the stick
Also took a SS of it
(http://i.imgur.com/FOfyaFA.png)
-
Mr.McRandomdude:are you a bachelor?
Me:yep
Mr.McRandomdudecongratulations
Me: :D
(Something tells me he must be going through trouble with his significant other)
-
Mr.McRandomdude:are you a bachelor?
Me:yep
Mr.McRandomdudecongratulations
Me: :D
(Something tells me he must be going through trouble with his significant other)
That was a good one :lol:
-
I was driving a truck a slow one....... ( i dont remember it correctly)
some lines
Pokedude:Dem this truck is slow :( >.<
Random Guy:non english
Mercury:Please speak english only in main truck
Mercury:Chat****
Pokedude:LOL! Wut XD
hahahahahahaha
XD
;) ;)
-
Mr.McRandomdude:are you a bachelor?
Me:yep
Mr.McRandomdudecongratulations
Me: :D
(Something tells me he must be going through trouble with his significant other)
:hah:
-
Me and Haythem were calm watching Frodo spreading his RPG and grenades when an officer came with this:
Noire(8) Takes out a Gandalf stick from trunk
CB (Haythem): HAHAHAHA
Noire(8) throws the stick
Also took a SS of it
(http://i.imgur.com/FOfyaFA.png)
HAhah xD :lol:
-
yourmoma has been kicked by DeeJay
this was so funny :lol:
-
yourmoma has been kicked by DeeJay
this was so funny :lol:
lol that guy must be a genious :rofl:
-
yourmoma has been kicked by DeeJay
this was so funny :lol:
:app: :lol:
-
yourmoma has been kicked by DeeJay
this was so funny :lol:
LOL
-
yourmoma has been kicked by DeeJay
this was so funny :lol:
hahahaha ROFL :rofl:
-
yourmoma has been kicked by DeeJay
this was so funny :lol:
rofl! nice one XD
-
HAhah xD :lol:
'Eyyy, it's me!
-
'Eyyy, it's me!
(http://www.thevillablogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Home-Alone-suprised-picture_700.jpg)
-
(http://www.thevillablogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Home-Alone-suprised-picture_700.jpg)
I don't get it. Neither does David;
(http://www.leftfootforward.org/images/2011/02/David-Cameron-confused.jpg)
-
caion: i need a siren :C
Joe_Lucchese: Create one XD
caion: i cant >:
DealWithIt(9) has joined the server
you may not find it funny , but it was like Server said to caion : Deal with it Caion! :rofl: :hah:
That Name Pawns alll.............. :lol:
-
I decided to report PoliceBackup (a cop taunter, carjacker, and overall troll who liked to be chased) just a few minutes ago, and this was his response (aside from trying to jack my car and use it against me and Cops4eva):
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h298/Maxaxle/Untitled1_zps782eff50.png) (http://s67.photobucket.com/user/Maxaxle/media/Untitled1_zps782eff50.png.html)
Full screencap: http://s67.photobucket.com/user/Maxaxle/media/Untitled_zps79181a8c.png.html
That was funny...although no screenshots allowed u need to write it down
-
this is a thread for funny chat logs that you must type screens are not allowed, also if you see things like this PM one of admins about this, i will look into this more, don't worry you cant get away with rule breaks :)
-
this is a thread for funny chat logs that you must type screens are not allowed, also if you see things like this PM one of admins about this, i will look into this more, don't worry you cant get away with rule breaks :)
I'm not 100% sure what you said, but I'll reduce my comment to text.
EDIT: Scratch that, my comment is MIA.
-
(http://i59.tinypic.com/t0t7pt.png)
-
(http://i59.tinypic.com/t0t7pt.png)
Bad Jose :lol:
-
The server was full, Vito_Genovese wasnt able to join.When he finally, joined.
Vito_Genovese: Finally, i found a slut.
Brian_Gale: Slut?
Pokedude: :o
Vito_Genovese: I meant Slot****
:hah:
-
The server was full, Vito_Genovese wasnt able to join.When he finally, joined.
Vito_Genovese: Finally, i found a slut.
Somerandomguy: Slut?
Pokedude: :o
Vito_Genovese: I meant Slot****
:hah:
hehe vito and his fails
I laughed alot with this
-
The server was full, Vito_Genovese wasnt able to join.When he finally, joined.
Vito_Genovese: Finally, i found a slut.
Brian_Gale: Slut?
Pokedude: :o
Vito_Genovese: I meant Slot****
:hah:
Bad vito ! :war: :neutral2:
-
The server was full, Vito_Genovese wasnt able to join.When he finally, joined.
Vito_Genovese: Finally, i found a slut.
Brian_Gale: Slut?
Pokedude: :o
Vito_Genovese: I meant Slot****
:hah:
:rofl: :hah: sh*t happens
-
xDDDD
-
(http://i59.tinypic.com/t0t7pt.png)
Classic Joseph :v:
-
The server was full, Vito_Genovese wasnt able to join.When he finally, joined.
Vito_Genovese: Finally, i found a slut.
Brian_Gale: Slut?
Pokedude: :o
Vito_Genovese: I meant Slot****
:hah:
:rofl:
-
Newcomer joins in.
SonUmut73: what is this shit
[Apt]Younes: hm ?
SonUmut73: I am an Asian guy
[Apt]Younes: Welcome to Argonath RPG
-
Newcomer joins in.
SonUmut73: what is this shit
[Apt]Younes: hm ?
SonUmut73: I am an Asian guy
[Apt]Younes: Welcome to Argonath RPG
Hahaha! I love how Younes keeps saying the usual stuff :app:
-
Newcomer joins in.
SonUmut73: what is this shit
[Apt]Younes: hm ?
SonUmut73: I am an Asian guy
[Apt]Younes: Welcome to Argonath RPG
You forgot this part
SonUmut73: I Don`t Want to have a Small Pennis
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
-
(http://i59.tinypic.com/t0t7pt.png)
[/quote
Hahahaha :D that was a big fail
-
You forgot this part
SonUmut73: I Don`t Want to have a Small Pennis
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:rofl:
-
[Apt]Victor2662 asked Anita for a date later that day. Unfortunately for him, he failed typing:
[Apt]Victor2662: .cb Great! Now I have a date with two girls at the same time!
Anita: You sure you still have that date? ;p
-
[Apt]Victor2662 asked Anita for a date later that day. Unfortunately for him, he failed typing:
[Apt]Victor2662: .cb Great! Now I have a date with two girls at the same time!
Anita: You sure you still have that date? ;p
ZOMG! Never expected this from a duck.
ahahahahah :rofl:
-
[Apt]Victor2662 asked Anita for a date later that day. Unfortunately for him, he failed typing:
[Apt]Victor2662: .cb Great! Now I have a date with two girls at the same time!
Anita: You sure you still have that date? ;p
:lol:
(http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2011/11/13/magazine/13duck/13duck-articleLarge-v2.jpg)
-
a new player joined and he asked players about medic ...
[Maid](8): ho need medic ?
Vincent_Johnson(3): xD
[Apt]Younes(13): /ad to advertise service
Vito_Genovese(9): ho
Vito_Genovese(9): xD
Advertisement: to advertise service,[Maid](8)
Vincent_Johnson(3): XD
Vito_Genovese(9): xDDDDDDDDDDD
-
[apt]kevin: Stef your car color is like Spiderman
GG Daman Brain :cowboy:
Stefanos: Yeah thats why i colored it like that
NIsanz: How you know ?
Kevin: Im in it
Stefanos: Wtf
Niz: Isnt it locked ?
Kevin: nope
Stefanos: ok wait there im comming
Kevin: Its unlocked
Stefanos: *steps in* Dam man car lock is bugged shit
Kevin: *steps in *Looooool Its State hahahhaha
Stefanos: you kidding right god dammit I didnt notice that you was saying that its my car daim it
Kevin:Rofl *laughs as hell*
Vito: XDXDXDXDXD
Kevin: here is your car like swat car
Stefanos: Wtf who changed the hell color, BTw Swat better than Spider man
-
Hahaha It was damn funny , Almost died of laughter.
-
Hahaha It was damn funny , Almost died of laughter.
me too XD :cowboy:
-
*Dinokid23 logs in and types /refreshme.
Dinokid23: *In Main chat* cb brb! getting a new butt
:rofl:
DK has spare butts
-
*We were taking some screenshots at DPD then a new cop is called Fangamer came to take some with us*
Torolof(8): F-10, Fangamer.
Fangamer(10): What?
Fangamer(10): Ok that's my code?
Fangamer(10)Police radio: F-10 test my code,over.
Torolof meant by F-10 is to take a screenshot but fangamer thought it was his police callsign. xd
-
*We were taking some screenshots at DPD then a new cop is called Fangamer came to take some with us*
Torolof(8): F-10, Fangamer.
Fangamer(10): What?
Fangamer(10): Ok that's my code?
Fangamer(10)Police radio: F-10 test my code,over.
Torolof meant by F-10 is to take a screenshot but fangamer thought it was his police callsign. xd
R-69 here ;)
-
Robert_Anderson: Anyone Knows A Good minimap mod ?
Chris_warrener: Hesnjet
Robert_Anderson: Hesnjet, thats the name of the mod?
chris_warrener: Hesnjet, stop rulebreaking and car killing
the idea is that i thought it was the minimap mod and it was a rulebreaker (player)
i kept laughing about it
-
Robert_Anderson: Anyone Knows A Good minimap mod ?
Chris_warrener: Hesnjet
Robert_Anderson: Hesnjet, thats the name of the mod?
chris_warrener: Hesnjet, stop rulebreaking and car killing
the idea is that i thought it was the minimap mod and it was a rulebreaker (player)
i kept laughing about it
yeah i remember that one laughed quite alot :P
-
Danny_Soulson(ID):"There are no Girls on internet" - John_Due
John_Doe(ID): ;)
PM from Nicole(ID): What did you say??!!
:smack:
-
Danny_Soulson(ID):"There are no Girls on internet" - John_Due
John_Doe(ID): ;)
PM from Nicole(ID): What did you say??!!
:smack:
:rofl:
-
Danny_Soulson(ID):"There are no Girls on internet" - John_Due
John_Doe(ID): ;)
PM from Nicole(ID): What did you say??!!
:smack:
What's wrong in this? :rofl:
-
What's wrong in this? :rofl:
I Got rekt afterwards thats whats wrong :neutral2:
-
I Got rekt afterwards thats whats wrong :neutral2:
nobody escapes the wrath of the serpent lady.
-
PM to Toreto(7): Are you TOROLOF?
PM from Toreto(7): nope, iam your nightmare
PM to Toreto(7): Yeah, I can't sleep at night without dreaming about not dreaming of you...
PM from Toreto(7): Yes I know!
-
[TCL]Younes(14): thanks
[TCL]Younes(14): go to pay n spray, it will fix it
Meskis222(0): Please taxi help take ME OUT OF THIS FCK ZOMBIE CITY
mIDO(23): caps lick off
[TCL]Younes(14): lol
-
Kevin_Parker(12): i dont like legs
[TCL]Pokedude(7): Lies
[Apt]Striker(0): i leave for months and comeback and hes still talking about women and being horny
:smack:
-
Kevin_Parker(12): i dont like legs
[TCL]Pokedude(7): Lies
[Apt]Striker(0): i leave for months and comeback and hes still talking about women and being horny
:smack:
:lol: :rofl:
-
Kevin_Parker(12): i dont like legs
[TCL]Pokedude(7): Lies
[Apt]Striker(0): i leave for months and comeback and hes still talking about women and being horny
:smack:
:rofl:
Kevin never change.. I agree with Striker :lol:
-
Harzy(4) takes out a ring with an emerald
Harzy(4) Offers it to Kaya
Harzy(4) whispered : i love you..
[TLB]Kaya(6) said : lel
[TLB]Kaya(6) said : i love you 2 but after 3rd :)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
-
yourmoma has been kicked by DeeJay
this was so funny :lol:
Still the funniest one to me :lol:
-
"Me and Freezer and Ken were on foot at DPD when Kewl Came up with his cruiser"
[Apt]kewlguy13x: get both ya asses in
(I stepped in and did that)Harzy puts a fake d*ck on Ken's seat.
(Ken entered the cruiser)[Apt]Ken: ooh seat feels good.
-
"Me and Freezer and Ken were on foot at DPD when Kewl Came up with his cruiser"
[Apt]kewlguy13x: get both ya asses in
(I stepped in and did that)Harzy puts a fake d*ck on Ken's seat.
(Ken entered the cruiser)[Apt]Ken: ooh seat feels good.
Question: Is seat female or male?
-
Question: Is seat female or male?
Answer: It is what you want it to be.
-
"Me and Freezer and Ken were on foot at DPD when Kewl Came up with his cruiser"
[Apt]kewlguy13x: get both ya asses in
(I stepped in and did that)Harzy puts a fake d*ck on Ken's seat.
(Ken entered the cruiser)[Apt]Ken: ooh seat feels good.
I had always knew that something with Ken wasn't right. :lol:
-
I had always knew that something with Ken wasn't right. :lol:
true that :D
-
I had always knew that something with Ken wasn't right. :lol:
:lol:
-
true that :D
ikr x) :bananav:
-
<21:16:26> "alexjfriesen": AFTER ALL THESE YEARS WERE MENT TO BE\
<21:16:30> "alexjfriesen": TO GO OVER
<21:16:35> "alexjfriesen": EVERYTHING
<21:16:37> "alexjfriesen": THEY SAY TIME SUPPOSED TO HEAL YAH, BUT I HAVENT DONE MUCH HEALING, HELLO!
(Monte Montague starts singing on the mic)
THIS WAS ON TS3
-
<21:16:26> "alexjfriesen": AFTER ALL THESE YEARS WERE MENT TO BE\
<21:16:30> "alexjfriesen": TO GO OVER
<21:16:35> "alexjfriesen": EVERYTHING
<21:16:37> "alexjfriesen": THEY SAY TIME SUPPOSED TO HEAL YAH, BUT I HAVENT DONE MUCH HEALING, HELLO!
(Monte Montague starts singing on the mic)
THIS WAS ON TS3
What kind of drugs are you on? x)
-
What kind of drugs are you on? x)
I'm on the Adele hipster shit.
-
Only post IV:MP funny chat logs here
Bert
-
Finch: Hi there.
Someone recently breached my account. Today I tried to login with my name "Hayden." and it showed up register. I asked my cousin to search my name on panel and my name didn't showed on panel as well. I said my cousin to check /groupmembers Hudson and "Martinez." name showed up on the rank COMPLEX Leader which was my rank. So someone breached my account changed the name, changed the password and sold my property in Los Santos. I have no idea who did it.
I will be grateful if someone help me.
(Devin Helps get the Account)
Gandalf: Using 'GandalfIsGay' as password is easily discovered.
Its supposed to be IV:MP chat logs. Not Argo forums. Either way, I don't find it funny. :)
-
IV:MP - Funny Chat Logs, please post only chat logs from IVMP.
-
Either way, I don't find it funny. :)
You don't? :(
I thought it was hilarious.
-
You don't? :(
I thought it was hilarious.
I have heard that before and even saw it coming. :P
-
Me and josh_saiden were about to do RP fireman mission at kitchen exhaustor on fire, after 5+ minutes of RPing getting up on the ledge:
josh_saiden : *takes out his extinguisher and starts extinguishing the fire
dwayRczik : *takes out his extinguisher and starts extinguishing the fire
The part with holding F is coming, so I hold F and nothing, realized I didnt do /mission but staying cool
After minute of awkward looking into wall :
/em How many process do you have? dwayRczik
/em 75 percent josh_saiden
/em OK dwayRczik
Another minute passes :
/em Did you forget to do /mission ? dwayRczik
/em Yeah, but I didnt want to tell you :D josh_saiden
/em LOL me too :D dwayRczik
haha, it was so hilarious
-
Haha, that's funny. You both could've waited half an hour :P
-
Mane_Lucchese(9) was tempbanned for 30 minutes by Mane_Lucchese(9) for: insulting
gg wp mane style....im crying from laughter at the moment tho XD
-
Mane_Lucchese(9) was tempbanned for 30 minutes by Mane_Lucchese(9) for: insulting
gg wp mane style....im crying from laughter at the moment tho XD
I wish I was there to SS it! :lol: :rofl: :hah: GG! :app:
-
Mane_Lucchese(9) was tempbanned for 30 minutes by Mane_Lucchese(9) for: insulting
gg wp mane style....im crying from laughter at the moment tho XD
Bad Mane, I knew that you'll get punished someday!
-
Mane_Lucchese(9) was tempbanned for 30 minutes by Mane_Lucchese(9) for: insulting
gg wp mane style....im crying from laughter at the moment tho XD
:lol :D :lol::
-
so Twenty was demoted to freecop by Kerbe as a prank
[TCL]Dway:GG twenty
[R*]Twenty:xD
[R*]Twenty:gg
[R*]Twenty was suspected by Kerbe for: Corruption
Af_matt:loooool
-
so Twenty was demoted to freecop by Kerbe as a prank
[TCL]Dway:GG twenty
[R*]Twenty:xD
[R*]Twenty:gg
[R*]Twenty was suspected by Kerbe for: Corruption
Af_matt:loooool
:(
-
Me and josh_saiden were about to do RP fireman mission at kitchen exhaustor on fire, after 5+ minutes of RPing getting up on the ledge:
josh_saiden : *takes out his extinguisher and starts extinguishing the fire
dwayRczik : *takes out his extinguisher and starts extinguishing the fire
The part with holding F is coming, so I hold F and nothing, realized I didnt do /mission but staying cool
After minute of awkward looking into wall :
/em How many process do you have? dwayRczik
/em 75 percent josh_saiden
/em OK dwayRczik
Another minute passes :
/em Did you forget to do /mission ? dwayRczik
/em Yeah, but I didnt want to tell you :D josh_saiden
/em LOL me too :D dwayRczik
haha, it was so hilarious
You really made me laugh, thanks for posting.
-
Random player (a newcomer, his name isn't important): How do I buy weapons?
Brian_Gale: Why do you need one?
CVP_z3im: It isn't like trees are attacking you.
AudiTT: Lol. XD
CVP_z3im: Neither do cars.
-
Random player (a newcomer, his name isn't important): How do I buy weapons?
Brian_Gale: Why do you need one?
CVP_z3im: It isn't like trees are attacking you.
AudiTT: Lol. XD
CVP_z3im: Neither do cars.
I thought of these replies because mostly new players shoot cars and objects. They do shoot people, as well. But that is another story.
-
yes its a good joke when you need to explain all about it, thumbs up bro, very funny indeed, let me just go attack a tree.
-
yes its a good joke when you need to explain all about it, thumbs up bro, very funny indeed, let me just go attack a tree.
don't you dare attack the same tree as i do ok?
-
A little reminder!
Another humor exemplary topic. Post funny chat logs regarding our IV:MP. Don't post pictures!
I'll start.
-
Random player(a newcomer, his name isn't important):How do I buy weapons?
Brian_Gale:Why do you need one?
CVP_z3im:It isn't like trees are attacking you.
AudiTT:Lol. XD
CVP_z3im:Neither do cars.
Very Funny Bro :mad:
-
this happened a few moments after we did a bank robbery rp
Advertisment: [LCNEWS]LCPD Special Forces managed to fail attempted robbery at LC Bank, (censored name)
Comment if you see it :rofl:
-
I was fireman, at charge island freeway, i had no cars-
AudiTT8(3): I need wheels... can anyone help?
Af_Matt(0): *throws a tyre*
AudiTT8(3): I dont need tyres, i need lift
After some time... Darksune_Miku(2) comesas a cop-
Darksune_Miku(2): said: where to?
AudiTT8(3): said: thanks for the lift... to the FD near MGS!
In halway to FD
Darksune_Miku(2): said: cops arent taxis, keep it in your mind
I laughed a lot as she was the First one to give me lift and now she is only telling cops arent taxis!
:rofl: :lol:
-
C'mon guys, keep em coming! I know there are alot of 'what the hell?' moments ingame so..!
-
[mohand](5) said: what is wrong with mohand
:uhm: :uhm:
-
Nicole(4): Hey Twenty, nice driving skills.
[R*]Twenty(20): Thanks!
What's funny about this you ask? ^
It didn't happen :^)
-
Nicole(4): Hey Twenty, nice driving skills.
[R*]Twenty(20): Thanks!
What's funny about this you ask? ^
It didn't happen :^)
Please spare me D:
-
Please spare me D:
Hey, you asked for more ;) Sorry, couldn't resist haha
-
[mohand](5) said: what is wrong with mohand
:uhm: :uhm:
That got my attention as well yesterday ;)
-
I got some(it might be not funny but its a good try)
Senpaii(7) shouted: this is thug!
Harzy(1) said: ;c
Senpaii(7): Dont carram please
Harzy(1): ^
about10pandas(2): ^
Ramis(4): ^
Senpaii(7): ^^
about10pandas(2): >
Harzy(1): no spam too D:
about10pandas(2): ^
Senpaii(7): ^ like he said
Ramis(4): ^ true
Harzy(1): 0.o xd
-
[mohand](5) said: what is wrong with mohand
:uhm: :uhm:
he said it earlier ig too but in main chat
-
CB[XXXX]:Nick_Smith(7): dude this food is amazing
CB[XXXX]:Nick_Smith(7): this is so good that i want to make a babie from it
:uhm:
-
CB[XXXX]:Nick_Smith(7): dude this food is amazing
CB[XXXX]:Nick_Smith(7): this is so good that i want to make a babie from it
:uhm:
Oh ...you really post that :lol:
-
Padre_Juan(1): Is it fullmoon? Because people are more retard than ever today
CVP_z3im(11): Lol
End(6): haha
Padre_Juan(1): brb gotta check
GamerAndrei(12): Daylight here
Padre_Juan(1): --------^ thats what im talking about
-
Nurdaulet(7): how to chsnge skin?
[Swinty](13) has joined the server.
Nurdaulet(7): change
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
CVP_z3im(12): v/invent
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Kiana_Smith(10): wth
Nick_Smith(1): lol
CVP_z3im(12): Lol
Kiana_Smith(10): :D
Andrew_Conte(11): Sauron, please do not flood, read /rules
Please speak english only in main chat
Andrew_Conte(11): Sauron
Nick_Smith(1): lmao xD
Andrew_Conte(11): Wanna get banned?
Nurdaulet(7): how to change skin?
[IR]KEYVAN(14) has joined the server.
CVP_z3im(12): /nextmodel
CVP_z3im(12): /uniform ID ID
Nick_Smith(1): /Nextmodel and /uniform
I'm an eye in the sky, looking at you.
Kiana_Smith(10): hi
*checking /admins*
There are no administrators available but Sauron is still watching.
*some seconds later*
Nurdaulet(7): à ëåêñ
Alex_Vashakidze(8): ïèøåò ÿ ÃÃ¥ ðà áîòà þ
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Kiana_Smith(10): :|
Nick_Smith(1): lol
I'm an eye in the sky, looking at you.
Nick_Smith(1): sauron is drunk
Andrew_Conte(11): Sauron is angry today lol
CVP_z3im(12) *kicks Sauron out*
I'm an eye in the sky, looking at you.
CVP_z3im(12): Problem solved, eye
andrew1932(5): help me my car flipped
-
Nurdaulet(7): how to chsnge skin?
[Swinty](13) has joined the server.
Nurdaulet(7): change
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
CVP_z3im(12): v/invent
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Kiana_Smith(10): wth
Nick_Smith(1): lol
CVP_z3im(12): Lol
Kiana_Smith(10): :D
Andrew_Conte(11): Sauron, please do not flood, read /rules
Please speak english only in main chat
Andrew_Conte(11): Sauron
Nick_Smith(1): lmao xD
Andrew_Conte(11): Wanna get banned?
Nurdaulet(7): how to change skin?
[IR]KEYVAN(14) has joined the server.
CVP_z3im(12): /nextmodel
CVP_z3im(12): /uniform ID ID
Nick_Smith(1): /Nextmodel and /uniform
I'm an eye in the sky, looking at you.
Kiana_Smith(10): hi
*checking /admins*There are no administrators available but Sauron is still watching.
*some seconds later*
Nurdaulet(7): à ëåêñ
Alex_Vashakidze(8): ïèøåò ÿ ÃÃ¥ ðà áîòà þ
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Kiana_Smith(10): :|
Nick_Smith(1): lol
I'm an eye in the sky, looking at you.
Nick_Smith(1): sauron is drunk
Andrew_Conte(11): Sauron is angry today lol
CVP_z3im(12) *kicks Sauron out*
I'm an eye in the sky, looking at you.
CVP_z3im(12): Problem solved, eye
andrew1932(5): help me my car flipped
Drunk sauron :lol:
-
At TAB everybody was white..
Dante_Genovese(14): no cops? really?
[R*]Twenty(0): hi
Kerbe(5): hi
Toreto(6): hey
Harzy(3): sup
Dante_Genovese(14): lol
Never trust dem' cops!
-
At TAB everybody was white..
Dante_Genovese(14): no cops? really?
[R*]Twenty(0): hi
Kerbe(5): hi
Toreto(6): hey
Harzy(3): sup
Dante_Genovese(14): lol
Never trust dem' cops!
:lol: :lol:
-
At TAB everybody was white..
Dante_Genovese(14): no cops? really?
[R*]Twenty(0): hi
Kerbe(5): hi
Toreto(6): hey
Harzy(3): sup
Dante_Genovese(14): lol
Never trust dem' cops!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hah: :hah:
-
At TAB everybody was white..
Dante_Genovese(14): no cops? really?
[R*]Twenty(0): hi
Kerbe(5): hi
Toreto(6): hey
Harzy(3): sup
Dante_Genovese(14): lol
Never trust dem' cops!
That came out of nowhere :lol: :lol: :rofl:
-
Oscarusso(1): I;m driver how to start job
[R*]Twenty(6): A player needs to call you :)
Oscarusso(1): call me
Oscarusso(1): or dead
[R*]Twenty(6): :O
Goanga(4): lmao
Oscarusso(1): dumb server cya
-
Oscarusso(1): I;m driver how to start job
[R*]Twenty(6): A player needs to call you :)
Oscarusso(1): call me
Oscarusso(1): or dead
[R*]Twenty(6): :O
Goanga(4): lmao
Oscarusso(1): dumb server cya
:lol:
Patience of nowadays players..
-
albaniamafia(7): can i change my skin im a small dick person
Turkish(8): <country> doT countries is poop
[AoD]Matt(7): ..
Alfredo(14) reported Turkish(8) for flaming my country
[AoD]Matt(7): incoming red text
Turkish(8) was tempbanned for 10 minutes by [R*]Twenty(0) for insulting other countries / constant rulebreaking
[R*]Twenty(0): lol matt
[AoD]Matt(7): :D
Bokicocacola(16): :D
[AoD]Matt(7): im a psychic
Bokicocacola(16): rip
-
albaniamafia(7): can i change my skin im a small dick person
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/ca/6d/f9/ca6df92ebd9e89f002623beda370970a.jpg)
-
Im a wizard twenty :D
-
Random chatter about LCPD media...
[R*]Twenty(0): and we hit one woman with a bat, it was nicole :D
Wheelrider(12): Hitting women
WheelRider(12): stay classy Liberty City
[R*]Twenty(0): lmfao
Nicole(5): 'scuse me
[R*]Twenty(0): :D
WheelRider(12): dont get me wrong
WheelRider(12): im all for it
[R*]Twenty(0): wat
WheelRider(12): Nicole's not the only one that needs a beating :v
[R*]Twenty(0): :O
Nicole(5): I agree
And then... The conversation takes a weird side. WheelRider randomly takes Bob into the conversation out of the blue.
WheelRider(12): let's not forget bob
[TCL]Younes(11): whos bob
[R*]Twenty(0): bob
Bob123(10): huh?
[TCL]Younes(11): ohai bob
[R*]Twenty(0): hey bob
Bob123(10): hi
Loon(16): Yo bob
WheelRider(12): he's an officer spealized in beating down women
WheelRider(12): am I right bob? :v
Bob123(10): Well, sure?
WheelRider(12): Bobby hits booby folks
-
WheelRider(12): Bobby hits booby folks
Well someone's not being considerate over flat chested people *puff*
-
(http://i59.tinypic.com/t0t7pt.png)
hehehee... I remember when Mane (Temp)banned himself for 2 hours xD
That was awsome :D :weed: :weed: :weed: :weed: :weed: :weed:
-
hehehee... I remember when Mane (Temp)banned himself for 2 hours xD
That was awsome :D :weed: :weed: :weed: :weed: :weed: :weed:
Too bad I didn't see that moment :lol: :lol: :lol:
-
Deez(7) has joined the server.
Padre_Juan(2): Nuts
Deez(7): --"
-
Deez(7) has joined the server.
Padre_Juan(2): Nuts
Deez(7): --"
This happen every time i connect to the server :mad:
-
Random chatter about LCPD media...
...
WheelRider(12): Bobby hits booby folks
Haha. I can't believe you posted this here.
-
I found it quite funny so i have to post it, please forgive me
It happened when i was guiding new player on how to get new skin
meanwhile on admin chat...
[R*]Dino(5): There is no 5 -.-
Ninda(0): Do you mean skin 5?
[R*]Dino(5): nah, ID 5 is apparently using something.. mods I assume
Ninda(0): you are ID5
Ninda(0): lawl
[R*]Dino(5): oh -.-
(http://i.memeful.com/media/post/BdqQ1dW_700wa_0.gif)
-
I found it quite funny so i have to post it, please forgive me
It happened when i was guiding new player on how to get new skin
meanwhile on admin chat...
[R*]Dino(5): There is no 5 -.-
Ninda(0): Do you mean skin 5?
[R*]Dino(5): nah, ID 5 is apparently using something.. mods I assume
Ninda(0): you are ID5
Ninda(0): lawl
[R*]Dino(5): oh -.-
(http://i.memeful.com/media/post/BdqQ1dW_700wa_0.gif)
Typical :lol:
-
Mihail(7): I hope you are a cat person :P
Ted(1): Ninda is
Ted(1): for sure
Mihail(7): xD
Ted(1): she has 10000 cats in her house
-
I found it quite funny so i have to post it, please forgive me
It happened when i was guiding new player on how to get new skin
meanwhile on admin chat...
[R*]Dino(5): There is no 5 -.-
Ninda(0): Do you mean skin 5?
[R*]Dino(5): nah, ID 5 is apparently using something.. mods I assume
Ninda(0): you are ID5
Ninda(0): lawl
[R*]Dino(5): oh -.-
(http://i.memeful.com/media/post/BdqQ1dW_700wa_0.gif)
:lol:
-
Brian_Gale(3) was kicked by Brian_Gale(3)Insulting
Twenty(2): Reported
Caster(7): RIP
Bob123(8): ._.
-
Brian_Gale(3) was kicked by Brian_Gale(3)Insulting
Twenty(2): Reported
Caster(7): RIP
Bob123(8): ._.
That was funny because he flamed me in the admin chat and I reported him :lol:
-
That was funny because he flamed me in the admin chat and I reported him :lol:
Atleast he knows he is rulebreaking
-
Meanwhile working as a doctor with Skillz, we had Joey as a patient. So.. talking about injections on the main chat:
| Joey_Lucchese: I am abdullah bruh
| Joey_Lucchese: U changed me
| Harzy: I changed you, okay
| Joey_Lucchese: U changed me
| Joey_Lucchese: With the injection
| Joey_Lucchese: U insertred it inside me
| Kardinal969: omg dont insert it +18 pfff
| Joey_Lucchese (on /em): xDDD
| Harzy (on /em): that souned so wrong xD
| Skillz (on /em): XD
-
:lol: :rofl:
-
Twenty(3) has joined the server
Void(5): Hey 20
DellStorm(8): Hi Twenty, welcome
Twenty(3): Void, I want lessons
Void(5): In what? :D
Twenty(3): ds
Void(5): ok
Administrator chat censored.....
Chat with DellStorm, who'll take, which vehicle ...
Void(5): Straight to the exam
Twenty(3): WHAT
Void(5): Similar as SA:MP, don't worry
Twenty(3): k
8 minutes after...
Void(5): Watch the road, jesus!!
Void(5): Holy guacamoli!!!!
Void(5): SPEED LIMITS!!!!
1 minutes after...
Void(5): Congratulations Twenty, you have killed the drivings instructor
J_wet(10): ROFL
Void(5): Dell, now you try
DellStorm(8): No, she killed the drivings instructor!!!
Poor Twenty. :(
Haha Never forget this one!, i Remember this i laughed so hard.
-
Haha Never forget this one!, i Remember this i laughed so hard.
There is a reason for that award :rofl:
-
*Joey won the richest player award*
Raoxes(9): Everyone is on joeys di*k.
Andre_Gluhov(16): ^XD
Bob123(13): ^ ._.
Apt Caster(11): LOL!!!
-
(https://stephenpaultaylor.files.wordpress.com/2016/10/what-the-hell.jpg)
-
Meanwhile....
Anto_capobastone: 20
Anto_capobastone: is IVMP.ferocia.eu updated?
[R*]Twenty: yes
[R*]Twenty: i guess
DJronald: and what new?
Anto_capobastone: nice, so the Fuck word counter still works? :D
You were muted by [R*]Twenty for 20 seconds
DJronald: o_O
[R*]Twenty: :)
[R*]Twenty: Enjoy the banana
-
Advertisment: If you wanna have some fun with a hairless black boy call me 7491 (YpoTesla)
:eek:
-
Advertisment: If you wanna have some fun with a hairless black boy call me 7491 (YpoTesla)
:eek:
what the heck :eek: xD
-
Advertisment: If you wanna have some fun with a hairless black boy call me 7491 (YpoTesla)
:eek:
wtf :uhm:
-
Advertisment: If you wanna have some fun with a hairless black boy call me 7491 (YpoTesla)
:eek:
(http://img.pandawhale.com/post-28746-how-about-NO-meme-bear-Imgur-yrqJ.jpeg)
-
So, paprika was taking screenshot of some race scene, he wanted to turn off his chatbox without knowing the risk. :lol:
(http://i.imgur.com/pCjT2gy.jpg)
-
meany`s :(
-
Yay I made to Funny Chat Logs!!!
-
Advertisment: If you wanna have some fun with a hairless black boy call me 7491 (YpoTesla)
:eek:
(https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjcw4OjvdDSAhWCr48KHXbYBwkQjRwIBQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fmemesuper.com%2Fcategories%2Fview%2Fb9872464abf6671d71af06e233310c1ba1e4887c%2Fwtf-memes.html&psig=AFQjCNG6-fAfrBFMtHsmTzG5z5udQJZGag&ust=1489391347998771)
-
Advertisment: If you wanna have some fun with a hairless black boy call me 7491 (YpoTesla)
:eek:
Damn! What? :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :hah: :rofl:
-
(http://i64.tinypic.com/256e4hw.png)
-
(http://i64.tinypic.com/256e4hw.png)
So curious what was actually written, as this text means theres no keyboard support/text shows up gibberish
-
I think the guy was just flooding and 20 decided to troll him with that question :lol:
-
I think the guy was just flooding and 20 decided to troll him with that question :lol:
Actually, if I remember correctly, he was seeming Ukrainian before haha
-
Actually, if I remember correctly, he was seeming Ukrainian before haha
Applocale helps with the lack of language support
-
Was in the passenger seat going for the mission. Driver lags like hell.
about10pandas(1) said: lemme drive, you lag.
Driver(12) said: why did you call me lag?
-
911 call: im at a park and a cop says me to pull over the road but there is not road (Phone: 7692, Outlook)
Advertisement: wanna get high before you die? come and get some pie (rhoi005)
-
GOLD
-
911 call: im at a park and a cop says me to pull over the road but there is not road (Phone: 7692, Outlook)
sadly i was that cop, when i saw the call i felt sad ,i couldnt even talk in the megaphone
-
911 call: im at a park and a cop says me to pull over the road but there is not road (Phone: 7692, Outlook)
Advertisement: wanna get high before you die? come and get some pie (rhoi005)
both so funny :lol:
-
Commandez_Cj(13): Osamad, are you coming to the mission ?
Osamad(0):I am on admin duty!
Matt(1): *Facepalm*
-
(http://i.imgur.com/LNxh0lV.png)
-
PM from Kerrar_Genovses(8): Have you ever seen a girl that looked hot as fuck? xD
Pm to Kerrar_genovses(8): Yes, A lot.
Pm from Kerrar_Genovses(8): How did you hide your little friend? LOL
Pm to Kerrar_genovses(8): .______________________________________ __________.
Pm from kerrar_genovses(8): XDDDDD
-
Context: Kerrar was driving badly with the Vigero Rusty, so Kerrar lost patience and got all rage-y
Kerrar_Genovese(16) said: I'm so hot atm
Context: two passenger in same slot glitch
WheelRider(3) touches Kerrar.
Kerrar_Genovese(1) said: noice
-
*kills a cop inside car*
Kerrar_Genovese(11): your dead body smells like sh!t
-
*kills a cop inside car*
Kerrar_Genovese(11): your dead body smells like sh!t
ha-ha (thats me)
-------------
Daniwalid(13): there is a way to disable water
Matt(0): nope
Freakywarriois(7): yes
Daniwalid(13): yes
Matt(0): only to adjust the level
Codergamer(5): do /africa
[TCL]Caster(11): ._.
-
ha-ha (thats me)
-------------
Daniwalid(13): there is a way to disable water
Matt(0): nope
Freakywarriois(7): yes
Daniwalid(13): yes
Matt(0): only to adjust the level
Codergamer(5): do /africa
[TCL]Caster(11): ._.
haha :D
-
911 call: im at a park and a cop says me to pull over the road but there is not road (Phone: 7692, Outlook)
it was me
-
:hah: :hah: :hah:
ha-ha (thats me)
-------------
Daniwalid(13): there is a way to disable water
Matt(0): nope
Freakywarriois(7): yes
Daniwalid(13): yes
Matt(0): only to adjust the level
Codergamer(5): do /africa
[TCL]Caster(11): ._.
-
Daniwalid(13): there is a way to disable water
Matt(0): nope
Freakywarriois(7): yes
Daniwalid(13): yes
Matt(0): only to adjust the level
Codergamer(5): do /africa
[TCL]Caster(11): ._.
:lol:
-
[R*]Twenty(2) said: So whats up
[R*]Senate(10) said: not much
[R*]Senate(10) said: got the kid strapped to a chair so i can play
[R*]Twenty(2) said: LOL
Jay_Gatsby(21) aChat: what the heck
[R*]Twenty(30) aChat: so cast and jay what u think of achat babys
[TCL]Caster(31) aChat: Weird
[R*]Twenty(30) aChat: good
[TCL]Dway(25) aChat: we sometimes get internet sex with harzy
Bert(24) aChat: :>
Jay_Gatsby(21) aChat: for real
[TCL]Dway(25) aChat: yeah me and harzy i like coming on his internet pic
[R*]Twenty(30) aChat: wtf
Bert(24) aChat: Dway is our sex slave
[R*]Twenty(30) aChat: LOL
[TCL]Caster(31) aChat: omg
[TCL]Caster(31) aChat: XDDD
Jay_Gatsby(21) aChat: wtf
[R*]Twenty(30) aChat: HAHAHA
savrik(4): kill me or i will kill myself
savrik(4): kill me
[R*]Twenty(11): Jump off a bridge or something
savrik(4): ok thanks
[R*]Twenty(11): lolno problem
Adevrtisement: U want to buy guns? with low prices ? go to /gps guns ! or /pm 4 guns ! (badboydhia)
MrE(13): Good luck in the court
Arty_Hudson(0): what is speedlimit on highways?
Kerrar_Genovese(5): 120
[TCL]Dway(15): 120
Jay_Gatsby(14): 120
[R*]Twenty(1): 120
[RT]MK_Lucifer(12): 120
[R*]Senate(8): 120
DJronald(13): o_O
[R*]Twenty(1): nice, now follow it
-
[R*]Twenty(2) said: So whats up
[R*]Senate(10) said: not much
[R*]Senate(10) said: got the kid strapped to a chair so i can play
[R*]Twenty(2) said: LOL
Jay_Gatsby(21) aChat: what the heck
[R*]Twenty(30) aChat: so cast and jay what u think of achat babys
[TCL]Caster(31) aChat: Weird
[R*]Twenty(30) aChat: good
[TCL]Dway(25) aChat: we sometimes get internet sex with harzy
Bert(24) aChat: :>
Jay_Gatsby(21) aChat: for real
[TCL]Dway(25) aChat: yeah me and harzy i like coming on his internet pic
[R*]Twenty(30) aChat: wtf
Bert(24) aChat: Dway is our sex slave
[R*]Twenty(30) aChat: LOL
[TCL]Caster(31) aChat: omg
[TCL]Caster(31) aChat: XDDD
Jay_Gatsby(21) aChat: wtf
[R*]Twenty(30) aChat: HAHAHA
savrik(4): kill me or i will kill myself
savrik(4): kill me
[R*]Twenty(11): Jump off a bridge or something
savrik(4): ok thanks
[R*]Twenty(11): lolno problem
Adevrtisement: U want to buy guns? with low prices ? go to /gps guns ! or /pm 4 guns ! (badboydhia)
MrE(13): Good luck in the court
Arty_Hudson(0): what is speedlimit on highways?
Kerrar_Genovese(5): 120
[TCL]Dway(15): 120
Jay_Gatsby(14): 120
[R*]Twenty(1): 120
[RT]MK_Lucifer(12): 120
[R*]Senate(8): 120
DJronald(13): o_O
[R*]Twenty(1): nice, now follow it
:lol: :rofl:
-
:lol: :lol: nice ones
-
Oh :D
-
Jay_Gatsby(21) aChat: what the heck
[R*]Twenty(30) aChat: so cast and jay what u think of achat babys
[TCL]Caster(31) aChat: Weird
[R*]Twenty(30) aChat: good
[TCL]Dway(25) aChat: we sometimes get internet sex with harzy
Bert(24) aChat: :>
Jay_Gatsby(21) aChat: for real
[TCL]Dway(25) aChat: yeah me and harzy i like coming on his internet pic
[R*]Twenty(30) aChat: wtf
Bert(24) aChat: Dway is our sex slave
[R*]Twenty(30) aChat: LOL
[TCL]Caster(31) aChat: omg
[TCL]Caster(31) aChat: XDDD
Jay_Gatsby(21) aChat: wtf
[R*]Twenty(30) aChat: HAHAHA
Foook, @Harzy
-
:lol: :rofl:
lol
-
[TCL]Dway was suspected by [R*]James_Conway for: pink car
later..
[TCL]Dway was unsuspected by [R*]James_Conway for: new player
-
[TCL]Dway was suspected by [R*]James_Conway for: pink car
later..
[TCL]Dway was unsuspected by [R*]James_Conway for: new player
Lol
-
[TCL]Dway was suspected by [R*]James_Conway for: pink car
later..
[TCL]Dway was unsuspected by [R*]James_Conway for: new player
hey i sorry ok? i new to server no pink caer
-
I was chatting with Arty from CB, and I caught this
Dway passes with HarleyQuinn
[TCL]Dway said: So where do you want to go, babe?
[CB] Reborn: LOL Did you hear what Dway just said?
[CB] Arty_Hudson: No, what did he say?
[CB] Reborn: "So where do you want to go, babe?
PM to [TCL]Dway: Lol
PM from [TCL]Dway: What?
PM to [TCL]Dway: I caught what you said
PM from [TCL]Dway: What did I say?
PM to [TCL]Dway: "So where do you want to go, babe?"
PM from [TCL]Dway: Yeah im dating this hot chick
Later, he killed MidoK for kissing Harley to annoy Dway XD
-
Noose and FBI guys went crazy in trainings XD
-
Newbie(0): hmmm
Newbie(0): hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[RT]JackDockz(4):Newbie, stop spamming.
Tpc_Annabelle(14): Use /q to clear the chat.
Ajax_Walker(2) has left the server(that's me).
envblekvold(9) has left the server.
KawashtY_Gatsby(10) has left the server.
Ajax_Walker, envblekvold and KawashtY_Gatsby has joined the server.
Ajax_Walker(19): xD. Is /q used to quit the game?
Tpc_Annabelle(14): Yea, xD.
PM to Jay_Gatsby(5): Ban TPC for making me loggg outf.xD
PM from Jay_Gatsby(5): xD, You got fooled.
... later ....
All admins, and 3/4 of players crashed.
Ajax_Walker(19): looks like all of em got fooled. #the/q uprisin.
Tpc_Annabelle(14): xD. Yea right. :)
Why TPC?! Why????
-
Newbie(0): hmmm
Newbie(0): hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[RT]JackDockz(4):Newbie, stop spamming.
Tpc_Annabelle(14): Use /q to clear the chat.
Ajax_Walker(2) has left the server(that's me).
envblekvold(9) has left the server.
KawashtY_Gatsby(10) has left the server.
Ajax_Walker, envblekvold and KawashtY_Gatsby has joined the server.
Ajax_Walker(19): xD. Is /q used to quit the game?
Tpc_Annabelle(14): Yea, xD.
PM to Jay_Gatsby(5): Ban TPC for making me loggg outf.xD
PM from Jay_Gatsby(5): xD, You got fooled.
... later ....
All admins, and 3/4 of players crashed.
Ajax_Walker(19): looks like all of em got fooled. #the/q uprisin.
Tpc_Annabelle(14): xD. Yea right. :)
Why TPC?! Why????
LMAO!
-
Newbie(0): hmmm
Newbie(0): hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[RT]JackDockz(4):Newbie, stop spamming.
Tpc_Annabelle(14): Use /q to clear the chat.
Ajax_Walker(2) has left the server(that's me).
envblekvold(9) has left the server.
KawashtY_Gatsby(10) has left the server.
Ajax_Walker, envblekvold and KawashtY_Gatsby has joined the server.
Ajax_Walker(19): xD. Is /q used to quit the game?
Tpc_Annabelle(14): Yea, xD.
PM to Jay_Gatsby(5): Ban TPC for making me loggg outf.xD
PM from Jay_Gatsby(5): xD, You got fooled.
... later ....
All admins, and 3/4 of players crashed.
Ajax_Walker(19): looks like all of em got fooled. #the/q uprisin.
Tpc_Annabelle(14): xD. Yea right. :)
Why TPC?! Why????
Well i started the /q joke but all admins warned me not to make jokes on /q. Now its on funny logs. LolI remember like more than 5-6 players /q ed after i told them and poor advik too got caught in the joke.
-
Misleading is never funny
-
Misleading is never funny
Yeah, well, Funny Chats are those times when you had a good laugh. Misleading, once or twice, but not always. poor advik too got caught in the joke.
Oh well, the so-called "poor advik" was too dumb to read the wiki, on what /q was?!
Regards,
"poor advik" (~as per Jack)
-
Yeah, well, Funny Chats are those times when you had a good laugh. Misleading, once or twice, but not always.
Misleading is a rulebreak in all times, Your first or your second, It doesn't matter, once you mislead you are on the wrong way, Watch out!
-
30.07.2017
I joined the game to take my daily dose. Found a state car, got in it. Started heading to a fire station. At middle park corner, saw kazama (as cop) drifting. I moved away from the drifting cruiser quickly, might've got over 80 speed while doing that.
Then this happened...
kazama(8) on megaphone: Pull over to the side of the road
Mike_Hiltson(23) said: What? You were drifting that corner earlier!
kazama(8) said: you were speeding
Mike_Hiltson(23) said: I speeded up because to not hit you
Mike_Hiltson(23) said: My purpose was to not hit you while your drifting
kazama(8) said: im doing NOOSE training
Mike_Hiltson(23) said: LOL
kazama(8) writes a ticket gives a ticket to mike
Mike_Hiltson(23) said: How much is my price?
kazama(8) said: 150$
He's going to be sued in court for this 150$ price, I wasn't even over 90, and was attempting to not hit that drifting cop.
Corrupted cops these days :cop:
Edit: Nevermind I don't have evidence so hes lucky this time :3
-
30.07.2017
I joined the game to take my daily dose. Found a state car, got in it. Started heading to a fire station. At middle park corner, saw kazama (as cop) drifting. I moved away from the drifting cruiser quickly, might've got over 80 speed while doing that.
Then this happened...
kazama(8) on megaphone: Pull over to the side of the road
Mike_Hiltson(23) said: What? You were drifting that corner earlier!
kazama(8) said: you were speeding
Mike_Hiltson(23) said: I speeded up because to not hit you
Mike_Hiltson(23) said: My purpose was to not hit you while your drifting
kazama(8) said: im doing NOOSE training
Mike_Hiltson(23) said: LOL
kazama(8) writes a ticket gives a ticket to mike
Mike_Hiltson(23) said: How much is my price?
kazama(8) said: 150$
He's going to be sued in court for this 150$ price, I wasn't even over 90, and was attempting to not hit that drifting cop.
Corrupted cops these days :cop:
Edit: Nevermind I don't have evidence so hes lucky this time :3
:lol: dat cops , money hungers
-
30.07.2017
I joined the game to take my daily dose. Found a state car, got in it. Started heading to a fire station. At middle park corner, saw kazama (as cop) drifting. I moved away from the drifting cruiser quickly, might've got over 80 speed while doing that.
Then this happened...
kazama(8) on megaphone: Pull over to the side of the road
Mike_Hiltson(23) said: What? You were drifting that corner earlier!
kazama(8) said: you were speeding
Mike_Hiltson(23) said: I speeded up because to not hit you
Mike_Hiltson(23) said: My purpose was to not hit you while your drifting
kazama(8) said: im doing NOOSE training
Mike_Hiltson(23) said: LOL
kazama(8) writes a ticket gives a ticket to mike
Mike_Hiltson(23) said: How much is my price?
kazama(8) said: 150$
He's going to be sued in court for this 150$ price, I wasn't even over 90, and was attempting to not hit that drifting cop.
Corrupted cops these days :cop:
Edit: Nevermind I don't have evidence so hes lucky this time :3
Does this need to be in "Funny Chat" ? As I don't see anything funny here except some job abusing and which would need to be reported to the administration.
-
Agagagagaagagagaa :neutral2: :( :v: :cry: :rolleyes:
-
Does this need to be in "Funny Chat" ? As I don't see anything funny here except some job abusing and which would need to be reported to the administration.
It was funny for me :3
-
It was funny for me :3
Yeap, its a little funny when u see a cop drifting but it is not much funny to post in Funny Chat Logs :)
-
Yeap, its a little funny when u see a cop drifting but it is not much funny to post in Funny Chat Logs :)
The funny part for me is when you said "Im doing NOOSE training" I was confused so much XD
-
Yeap, its a little funny when u see a cop drifting but it is not much funny to post in Funny Chat Logs :)
Busted hahahaah
-
LCPD Aspirants doing NOOSE training on civilian roads and fining civilians for avoiding them. Damn.
-
Ajax_Walker has died.
Ajax_Walker: my car doesn't have airbags. :(
LagFish: xD
-
PM from [RT]MrMeeses(7): bro sorry for saying that in chat
*ignores*
PM from [RT]MrMeeses(7): ok it was clod
(http://s2.postimg.org/h9pujcn9l/meeses_clod1-vert.jpg)
nyiahahahahahah :rofl:
-
PM from [RT]MrMeeses(7): bro sorry for saying that in chat
*ignores*
PM from [RT]MrMeeses(7): ok it was clod
(http://s2.postimg.org/h9pujcn9l/meeses_clod1-vert.jpg)
nyiahahahahahah :rofl:
@MrMeeses please make a comment on this
-
ezio(1) said: to strip club
dext(0) slaps ezio
dext(0) shouted: dafuck dude your married!
ezio(1) said: married! Who told you that lol
-
*randomly some Guest starts PMing me*
(in PM)
Guest8: clickbaiter
Guest8: Jake pauler
[TCL]Dway: its everyday bro
Guest8: its everyday bro
(we typed that at the same time)
Matt(8) has joined the server
"I´m an eye in the sky, looking at you" appears on the screen (I thought I am the only admin on the server)
[TCL]Dway: yo
spn1725 has left the server
[TCL]Dway: shit
[TCL]Dway: I wanna die.
*Me and Twenty went on K-9 duty and forgot the dog at the HQ. Melan was sitting in the back, we were already at DPD, far away from NOOSE HQ.*
[R*]Twenty: Umm, Dway.
[R*]Twenty: We forgot the fucking dog.
[TCL]Dway: Fuck.
[R*]Twenty: Dammit.
*[TCL]Dway looks at melan in the back.*
[TCL]Dway: You will be Rex now, understood?
Melan: no im not dog bro
[TCL]Dway: Huh?!!
Melan: ok i am your dog now
Melan: BUW BUW
[TCL]Dway: We didn´t forget the dog then, good.
Melan: BUW BUW
-
Lol make Melan a police dog now.
-
What in the hell is "BUW BUW" lolol :rofl:
-
I was doing a stunt to get Mane_Junkovic down from his Tower at mgs where he looks at everybody.
*Commander_Cj was Suspect By Server For : Killing Mane_Junkovic
Commander_Cj : loool get rekt
Mane_Junkovic : ;(
*Mane_Junkovic TPed me to the highest place with my car to suffer xD*
Commander_Cj : NOOOO PLS GET ME DOWN
Someone : Caps
Mane_Junkovic : Niyhahahahahaha
Commander_Cj : NO PLS I AM SUFFERING UP THERE PLS !
*People Laughing*
Commander_Cj : I don't care its not my car hahahah
Mane_Junkovic :lol stay up there then
*Commander_Cj Killed X2*
;/......
-
Posted twice accidently , Reserved
-
*Me and Twenty went on K-9 duty and forgot the dog at the HQ. Melan was sitting in the back, we were already at DPD, far away from NOOSE HQ.*
[R*]Twenty: Umm, Dway.
[R*]Twenty: We forgot the fucking dog.
[TCL]Dway: Fuck.
[R*]Twenty: Dammit.
*[TCL]Dway looks at melan in the back.*
[TCL]Dway: You will be Rex now, understood?
Melan: no im not dog bro
[TCL]Dway: Huh?!!
Melan: ok i am your dog now
Melan: BUW BUW
[TCL]Dway: We didn´t forget the dog then, good.
Melan: BUW BUW
I was still stealing donuts from Rex.
-
Mane_Junkovic : Niyhahahahahaha
He stole my laugh :rofl:
-
It's not Junkovich, that's from Mihail... it's Jugovic, just like Dway's is ... umm, I think... Apichatpongweerasethakul Rangaricutirimicuaro
-
It's not Junkovich, that's from Mihail... it's Jugovic, just like Dway's is ... umm, I think... Apichatpongweerasethakul Rangaricutirimicuaro
It was so hard to spell and Near Mihails name , So I invented something :lol:
Dem laugh.
-
[RT]MrMeesesG(7): ?s allahuakbar
[RT]MrMeesesG(7): Damn
Blake(0): xD
MelanRockz(1): xD
it was meant to be in /s (non-offensive matter) :uhm:
-
PM from [RT]MrMeeses(7): bro sorry for saying that in chat
*ignores*
PM from [RT]MrMeeses(7): ok it was clod
(http://s2.postimg.org/h9pujcn9l/meeses_clod1-vert.jpg)
nyiahahahahahah :rofl:
@JackDockz Here's my comment:
I apologized for talking shit, Miku called it "clod" so I went along with it, so, I don't see how this is funny, if not a retarded act.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/G8ZjWKX.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/G8ZjWKX.jpg)
xD
-
(https://i.imgur.com/G8ZjWKX.jpg)
Genius Answer
-
I'm Twenty's father, didn't you know?
-
I'm Twenty's father, didn't you know?
No. Nobody knows. Twenty also doesnt know.
We know math tho.
@Twenty is he yr father tho?
Confirm facts before trusting just to be safe.
-
I'm Twenty's father, didn't you know?
Well, I doubt a 12 year old could be Twenty's dad.
-
Well, I doubt a 12 year old could be Twenty's dad.
Savage lvl over 5000!
-
Commander_Cj attempts to Steal Mane`s Radio
Commander_Cj Rolls the Dice : 4
Mane_Jugovick Rolls the Dice : 4
lol Mane_Jugovick(8)
Dangit Commander_Cj(9)
Again Commander_Cj(9)
Commander_Cj Rolls the Dice : 6
Damn Mane_Jugovick(8)
Mane_Jugovick Rolls the Dice : 4
..... Mane_Jugovick
Commander_Cj runs away
Commander_Cj Shouts : Mane , Is that your Radio !
Bob123 : Maybe he dropped it
Commander_Cj Shouts : Such a Careless Officer !
Mane_Jugovick Shouts : Oi oi oi !
Commander_Cj Runs
*Cj runs away while Mane stops trying(Because he is careless officer) And Continues to DPD*
*Me and MrTheenD starts ramming Mane while laughing on his Comet xD*
Mane_Jugovick : Cj is a Criminal ! He killed me with his car !
Bob123 : You killed your self by your car... :/
Mane_Jugovick : No ! He pushed it into me !
Commander_Cj : Dont believe him ! He is guilty ! I am innocent ! (I didn't get suspected lul)
*Time Passes after Lots of Negotiations and Crying*
Commander_Cj (On main chat) : Mane you don't dare to Throw me in the Middle of the Air ! Cuz you suck !
Mane_Jugovich : I dont
Mane_Jugovick : Challenge Accepted
*Cj gets TPed in the middle of the No Where and dies after falling for 5MIN*
Commander_Cj : NOOOO
*/refreshme lags and I didn't have a chance to land safe xD*
Commander_Cj : I still hate you...
Mane_Jugovick : hahahahaha
*Chases starts , He tries to kill me , I find a car , Got a plan and Headed DPD (Was Unarmed for a fight)*
Mane_Jugovick Was Suspected by Commander_Cj : He is fak (Its fake , I didnt have time to type)
Yassen_Shah : Lol wtf , /Crime 13
Yassen_Shah : "He is fak"
Mane_Jugovick : Fake** He didnt have time to type
Commander_Cj : He is both ! xD jks
*Mane tries to trap me using Roadblocks near Hookers business and leaves an Exit*
*Mane gets car jacked and Killed with my shotgun*
Commander_Cj : Nyiahahahahha !
Mane_Jugovick : I got jacked and killed xD
*both sides starts laughing*
Commander_Cj : At least I got my 200$ As a revenge xD
Mane_Jugovick : Imma Cry ;(
(Someone Menton mane to get more detailed logs xD)
-
No. Nobody knows. Twenty also doesnt know.
We know math tho.
@Twenty is he yr father tho?
Confirm facts before trusting just to be safe.
No.
-
I'm Twenty's father, didn't you know?
No. Nobody knows. Twenty also doesnt know.
We know math tho.
@Twenty is he yr father tho?
Confirm facts before trusting just to be safe.
Holy shit...
It's a joke, oh my god...
No.
As stated above, I ain't Twenty's father, it was a joke.
-
this is from Semi's pic in SS contest :rofl:
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/assets.enjin.com/users/11083216/pics/full/3979861.jpg)
-
Mane_Junkovic : Niyhahahahahaha
Commander_Cj : Nyiahahahahha !
:neutral2:
-
[R*]Twenty(1) aChat: so any news
Harzy(11) aChat: I am pregnant
[R*]Twenty(1) aChat: nice
[R*]Twenty(1) aChat: boy or girl
Harzy(11) aChat: its a girl
[R*]Twenty(1) aChat: cool
[R*]Twenty(1) aChat: congratulations sir
Harzy(11) aChat: she's blonde
Harzy(11) aChat: don't ask how did I know
[R*]Twenty(1) aChat: tf already
Harzy(11) aChat: I just did
Harzy(11) aChat: Jesus gave me a sign
[R*]Twenty(1) aChat: Sauron?
Harzy(11) aChat: I mean sauron yeah*
I am an eye in the sky, looking at you!
Harzy(11): I am so blessed, thanks sauron <3
Harzy(11): *rubs his belly*
[R*]Twenty(1): HAHHA XD
Harzy(11): xD
[R*]Twenty(1): ^ Inside joke xD
Harzy(11) aChat: xD
Some time later, Osamad joined..
[R*]Twenty(1) aChat: hi osamaaaad
Harzy(11) aChat: osamad
Harzy(11) aChat: I am pregnant
Harzy(11) aChat: married
[R*]Twenty(1) aChat: rip
Harzy(11) aChat: its a blonde girl
Harzy(11) aChat: is that haram?
Harzy(11) aChat: since you are a sheikh
Osamad(3) aChat: why would it be haram ?
Harzy(11) aChat: because he does not like it
Osamad(3) aChat: i guess it would if u have sex with her before merraige
[R*]Twenty(1) aChat: wtf
Harzy(11) aChat: merriage
[R*]Twenty(1) aChat: xD
Harzy(11) aChat: merriage
So well..
Arty_Hudson(9) tries to knife dwayne
Arty_Hudson: rolls the dice: 6
fk Dwayne_Johnson(12)
Dwayne_Johnson: rolls the dice: 6
rip [R*]Twenty(1)
omg Dwayne_Johnson(12)
lel Arty_Hudson(9)
Arty_Hudson: rolls the dice: 3
Dwayne_Johnson: rolls the dice: 3
shet Arty_Hudson(9)
lol wat Bob123(5)
lmao Arty_Hudson(9)
lol Dwayne_Johnson(12)
Arty_Hudson: rolls the dice: 1
Dwayne_Johnson: rolls the dice: 1
:/ Arty_Hudson(9)
[R*]Twenty(1) said: wtf
you dice first xd Arty_Hudson(9)
Dwayne_Johnson: rolls the dice: 5
Arty_Hudson: rolls the dice: 5
wth Dwayne_Johnson(12)
:| Bob123(5)
Arty_Hudson: rolls the dice: 3
Dwayne_Johnson: rolls the dice: 6
lel Bob123(5)
rip [R*]Twenty(1)
Dwayne_Johnson(12) counters the Knife
-
Omg that rolling the dice luck. :'D
-
Sauron coming in the right time. All hail Lord Sauron
-
Dice always betrays the Criminals lol...Hail Sauron
Hardy ... I knew you were pregnant from how you walk :lol:
Hail Sauron
-
:neutral2:
Niyahahahahahaha :D
-
let's suggest names for Harzy's lil girl : 3
Hail Sauron :janek:
-
let's suggest names for Harzy's lil girl : 3
Hail Sauron :janek:
The girl died before being born.
-
omg rip 2017-2017 :janek:
-
[R*]Twenty(1) aChat: so any news
Harzy(11) aChat: I am pregnant
[R*]Twenty(1) aChat: nice
[R*]Twenty(1) aChat: boy or girl
Harzy(11) aChat: its a girl
[R*]Twenty(1) aChat: cool
[R*]Twenty(1) aChat: congratulations sir
Harzy(11) aChat: she's blonde
Harzy(11) aChat: don't ask how did I know
[R*]Twenty(1) aChat: tf already
Harzy(11) aChat: I just did
Harzy(11) aChat: Jesus gave me a sign
[R*]Twenty(1) aChat: Sauron?
Harzy(11) aChat: I mean sauron yeah*
I am an eye in the sky, looking at you!
Harzy(11): I am so blessed, thanks sauron <3
Harzy(11): *rubs his belly*
[R*]Twenty(1): HAHHA XD
Harzy(11): xD
[R*]Twenty(1): ^ Inside joke xD
Harzy(11) aChat: xD
Some time later, Osamad joined..
[R*]Twenty(1) aChat: hi osamaaaad
Harzy(11) aChat: osamad
Harzy(11) aChat: I am pregnant
Harzy(11) aChat: married
[R*]Twenty(1) aChat: rip
Harzy(11) aChat: its a blonde girl
Harzy(11) aChat: is that haram?
Harzy(11) aChat: since you are a sheikh
Osamad(3) aChat: why would it be haram ?
Harzy(11) aChat: because he does not like it
Osamad(3) aChat: i guess it would if u have sex with her before merraige
[R*]Twenty(1) aChat: wtf
Harzy(11) aChat: merriage
[R*]Twenty(1) aChat: xD
Harzy(11) aChat: merriage
So well..
Arty_Hudson(9) tries to knife dwayne
Arty_Hudson: rolls the dice: 6
fk Dwayne_Johnson(12)
Dwayne_Johnson: rolls the dice: 6
rip [R*]Twenty(1)
omg Dwayne_Johnson(12)
lel Arty_Hudson(9)
Arty_Hudson: rolls the dice: 3
Dwayne_Johnson: rolls the dice: 3
shet Arty_Hudson(9)
lol wat Bob123(5)
lmao Arty_Hudson(9)
lol Dwayne_Johnson(12)
Arty_Hudson: rolls the dice: 1
Dwayne_Johnson: rolls the dice: 1
:/ Arty_Hudson(9)
[R*]Twenty(1) said: wtf
you dice first xd Arty_Hudson(9)
Dwayne_Johnson: rolls the dice: 5
Arty_Hudson: rolls the dice: 5
wth Dwayne_Johnson(12)
:| Bob123(5)
Arty_Hudson: rolls the dice: 3
Dwayne_Johnson: rolls the dice: 6
lel Bob123(5)
rip [R*]Twenty(1)
Dwayne_Johnson(12) counters the Knife
I remember that Knife Battle,
One of the Best battle using /dice :lol:
-
A banevader was ingame, acting like a new player and reported someone..
Mane_Lucchese(8) aChat: dont spook him
Matt(27) aChat: lets all /on 22 :D
[R*]James_Conway /on the report from krastkrap
[R*]Twenty(2) aChat: lol ye
Nicole(10) aChat: imagine him explaining that in his unban request
[R*]Twenty /on the report from krastkrap
Matt /on the report from krastkrap
[TCL]Dway /on the report from krastkrap
[R*]James_Conway /on the report from krastkrap
[R*]James_Conway /on the report from krastkrap
Mane_Lucchese /on the report from krastkrap
[R*]James_Conway /on the report from krastkrap
Mane_Lucchese /on the report from krastkrap
[TCL]Dway /on the report from krastkrap
[R*]James_Conway /on the report from krastkrap
Joey_Lucchese /on the report from krastkrap
Mane_Lucchese /on the report from krastkrap
Nicole /on the report from krastkrap
[R*]Twenty(2) aChat: aw poor guy
[TCL]Dway /on the report from krastkrap
Nicole /on the report from krastkrap
Joey_Lucchese(3) aChat: TAKE SS
[R*]Twenty /on the report from krastkrap
[R*]James_Conway /on the report from krastkrap
krastkrap(22): what is going on help
krastkrap has been banned by [R*]James_Conway for Ban evading
Advertisement: Tired of getting fuel for high prices ?? go to /gps non profit gs (badboydhia)
Your paid 50$ for an ad.
Advertisement: Never want to pay for gas? Apply for the LCPD - arpd.argonathrpg.com ([R*]Twenty)
-
At TAB everybody was white..
Racist ...
Just cuz I'm black :cry:
-
Advertisement: Tired of getting fuel for high prices ?? go to /gps non profit gs (badboydhia)
Your paid 50$ for an ad.
Advertisement: Never want to pay for gas? Apply for the LCPD - arpd.argonathrpg.com ([R*]Twenty)
Totally Nailed it.. :rofl:Racist ...
Just cuz I'm black :cry:
That's whay ou are so Fmaous.
-
let's suggest names for Harzy's lil girl : 3
Hail Sauron :janek:
@Harzy Layla
-
@Harzy Layla
let's suggest names for Harzy's lil girl : 3
Hail Sauron :janek:
aww thank you for the love (except u gabriel)! <3
but layla is already a player ig I think :lol: (maksoud knows her really well)
-
Advertisement: Never want to pay for gas? Apply for the LCPD - arpd.argonathrpg.com ([R*]Twenty)
#Best_Advertisements_Of_2017
-
A banevader was ingame, acting like a new player and reported someone..
Mane_Lucchese(8) aChat: dont spook him
Matt(27) aChat: lets all /on 22 :D
[R*]James_Conway /on the report from krastkrap
[R*]Twenty(2) aChat: lol ye
Nicole(10) aChat: imagine him explaining that in his unban request
[R*]Twenty /on the report from krastkrap
Matt /on the report from krastkrap
[TCL]Dway /on the report from krastkrap
[R*]James_Conway /on the report from krastkrap
[R*]James_Conway /on the report from krastkrap
Mane_Lucchese /on the report from krastkrap
[R*]James_Conway /on the report from krastkrap
Mane_Lucchese /on the report from krastkrap
[TCL]Dway /on the report from krastkrap
[R*]James_Conway /on the report from krastkrap
Joey_Lucchese /on the report from krastkrap
Mane_Lucchese /on the report from krastkrap
Nicole /on the report from krastkrap
[R*]Twenty(2) aChat: aw poor guy
[TCL]Dway /on the report from krastkrap
Nicole /on the report from krastkrap
Joey_Lucchese(3) aChat: TAKE SS
[R*]Twenty /on the report from krastkrap
[R*]James_Conway /on the report from krastkrap
krastkrap(22): what is going on help
krastkrap has been banned by [R*]James_Conway for Ban evading
Advertisement: Tired of getting fuel for high prices ?? go to /gps non profit gs (badboydhia)
Your paid 50$ for an ad.
Advertisement: Never want to pay for gas? Apply for the LCPD - arpd.argonathrpg.com ([R*]Twenty)
Hahaha :rofl:
-
A banevader was ingame, acting like a new player and reported someone..
Mane_Lucchese(8) aChat: dont spook him
Matt(27) aChat: lets all /on 22 :D
[R*]James_Conway /on the report from krastkrap
[R*]Twenty(2) aChat: lol ye
Nicole(10) aChat: imagine him explaining that in his unban request
[R*]Twenty /on the report from krastkrap
Matt /on the report from krastkrap
[TCL]Dway /on the report from krastkrap
[R*]James_Conway /on the report from krastkrap
[R*]James_Conway /on the report from krastkrap
Mane_Lucchese /on the report from krastkrap
[R*]James_Conway /on the report from krastkrap
Mane_Lucchese /on the report from krastkrap
[TCL]Dway /on the report from krastkrap
[R*]James_Conway /on the report from krastkrap
Joey_Lucchese /on the report from krastkrap
Mane_Lucchese /on the report from krastkrap
Nicole /on the report from krastkrap
[R*]Twenty(2) aChat: aw poor guy
[TCL]Dway /on the report from krastkrap
Nicole /on the report from krastkrap
Joey_Lucchese(3) aChat: TAKE SS
[R*]Twenty /on the report from krastkrap
[R*]James_Conway /on the report from krastkrap
krastkrap(22): what is going on help
krastkrap has been banned by [R*]James_Conway for Ban evading
Advertisement: Tired of getting fuel for high prices ?? go to /gps non profit gs (badboydhia)
Your paid 50$ for an ad.
Advertisement: Never want to pay for gas? Apply for the LCPD - arpd.argonathrpg.com ([R*]Twenty)
break his guilty soul :balance:
-
Advertisement: Tired of getting fuel for high prices ?? go to /gps non profit gs (badboydhia)
Your paid 50$ for an ad.
Advertisement: Never want to pay for gas? Apply for the LCPD - arpd.argonathrpg.com ([R*]Twenty)
Lol.... Nice ad lol :lol:
-
free gas :cop:
:bananav:
-
James_Conway on fire xD
-
Advertisement: Tired of getting fuel for high prices ?? go to /gps non profit gs (badboydhia)
Your paid 50$ for an ad.
Advertisement: Never want to pay for gas? Apply for the LCPD - arpd.argonathrpg.com ([R*]Twenty)
#AD_RAGES!
As CJ said,
#Best_Ads_Of_2017!
[/quote]James_Conway on fire xD
xD xD
-
*Ted(11) has joined the server*
Brian_Gale(9): yo red get back off
Ted(11): okay bye
*Ted quits*
-
*Ted(11) has joined the server*
Brian_Gale(9): yo red get back off
Ted(11): okay bye
*Ted quits*
yo Ted*
-
*Ted(11) has joined the server*
Brian_Gale(9): yo Ted get back off
Ted(11): okay bye
*Ted quits*
@Te3d mahaha u fat azz
-
MK_Lucifer(2): but why wheels are black?
Chris_Hunt(6): Looks stealthy
Fourty(0): You got a problem with the wheels being black?!
Fourty(0): YOU RACIST
-
*Ted(11) has joined the server*
Brian_Gale(9): yo red get back off
Ted(11): okay bye
*Ted quits*
Brian Scaring People??
-
MK_Lucifer(2): but why wheels are black?
Chris_Hunt(6): Looks stealthy
Fourty(0): You got a problem with the wheels being black?!r
Fourty(0): YOU RACIST
*Nobody will tell your joke is funny unless you do it yourself...*
-
MK_Lucifer(2): but why wheels are black?
Chris_Hunt(6): Looks stealthy
Fourty(0): You got a problem with the wheels being black?!
Fourty(0): YOU RACIST
:janek:
-
Summer(7) has joined the server from Finland
paprika(3): I saw a video from Finland, summer 24hours sun, winter.. 4 hours or something xD
30 to 60 seconds pass
JOUGI(0): mate tutorial guideline 5 says fish
paprika(3): go to do fishing, we have a video tutorial at our wiki
Check out wiki.argonathrpg.eu for tutorials
JOUGI(0): i remember a midget wrestler from finland in wwe lol
-
Summer(7) has joined the server from Finland
paprika(3): I saw a video from Finland, summer 24hours sun, winter.. 4 hours or something xD
30 to 60 seconds pass
JOUGI(0): mate tutorial guideline 5 says fish
paprika(3): go to do fishing, we have a video tutorial at our wiki
Check out wiki.argonathrpg.eu for tutorials
JOUGI(0): i remember a midget wrestler from finland in wwe lol
Fascinating facts about Finland pt.1 :lol:
-
PM from Walid_Rahman: btw who are you tho
PM to Walid_Rahman: Nobody
PM from Walid_Rahman: who is nobody
PM to Walid_Rahman: Me
PM from Walid_Rahman: who is me ?
PM to Walid_Rahman: you
PM from Walid_Rahman: me is you who you
PM to Walid_Rahman: thats me.
PM from Walid_Rahman: now who is that me
PM to Walid_Rahman: hmm..
-
Johnny Maruletti(5) has joined the server from Unknown
Massenger(8): SEE ya
Jemmy_Maruletti(3): wb
Racoon(0): Unknown ?
Johny_Maruletti(3): ty :)
Ruiner(10): unknown country ?
Tohka_Yatogami(6): Where are you from, actually?
Racoon(0): He’s from unknowncheats.eu xD
Johny_Maruletti(3): yeah lol
-
Johnny Maruletti(5) has joined the server from Unknown
Massenger(8): SEE ya
Jemmy_Maruletti(3): wb
Racoon(0): Unknown ?
Johny_Maruletti(3): ty :)
Ruiner(10): unknown country ?
Tohka_Yatogami(6): Where are you from, actually?
Racoon(0): He’s from unknowncheats.eu xD
Johny_Maruletti(3): yeah lol
Haha!
-
Chris_Hunt(5): what does this button "Num Lock" do?
Kowalski(6): It locks your cum
Kowalski(6): I MEAN NUM*
Chris_Hunt(5): really? ohoy! *presses it a couple of times*
Kowalski(6): XD
Chris_Hunt(5): ahhhhh yesssss
Kowalski(6): LOL
-
Chris_Hunt(5): what does this button "Num Lock" do?
Kowalski(6): It locks your cum
Kowalski(6): I MEAN NUM*
Chris_Hunt(5): really? ohoy! *presses it a couple of times*
Kowalski(6): XD
Chris_Hunt(5): ahhhhh yesssss
Kowalski(6): LOL
My privacy!!
-
@about10pandas juehuehue u fatazz panda
-
Jemmy_Maruletti(11): just like we killes all fbi and nossi in fbi hq xD attack xD
MK_Lucifer(5): nossi?
Brian_Gale(7): herd ingles
Dylan_Maruletti(0): wth xD
Toreto(10): ^
MK_Lucifer(5): hai qualete ingles
Vittorio_Capobastone(12): Bast qualete eva
-
lull gut ingles
:jackson:
-
Vittorio_Capobastone(11) has joined the server
Commander_Cj(4): wb
Vittorio_Capobastone(11): Yo!
Vittorio_Capobastone(11): Did Semi come back, by the way?
Commander_Cj(4): Guess not
HemanthTG(1): Hey, Vitto!
[TCL]StevenS(7): He semi-came back
Vittorio_Capobastone(11): Hey, Hemanth
Commander_Cj(4): lol
Vittorio_Capobastone(11): *ba dum tss*
Commander_Cj(4): "Vito" remembers me of the Main character of Mafia II
Vittorio_Capobastone(11): *reminds
Vittorio_Capobastone(11): Good thing I remind you of somebody :D
Commander_Cj(4): Thanks Auto-Correction-2
-
[TCL]StevenS(7): He semi-came back
Ha-ha -_-
-
(https://i.imgur.com/g6N4yh5.jpg)
-
am i drunk too? :uhm:
-
Brian_Gale(8) has joined the server.
[R*]Twenty(18) aChat: go away
Brian_Gale(8) left.
Bert(12) aChat: haha
[R*]Twenty(18) aChat: lmao
-
Brian_Gale(8) has joined the server.
[R*]Twenty(18) aChat: go away
Brian_Gale(8) left.
Bert(12) aChat: haha
[R*]Twenty(18) aChat: lmao
dafak lol haha
:rofl:
-
(https://i.imgur.com/M6jr1WD.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/M6jr1WD.jpg)
:rofl:
-
xD haha
-
AHAHAHAHAHAHA I LAUGH SO MUCH!
-
my first bank robbery:
paprika: u have any explosion? We need it for the door.
me: oof. i left it at the hideout.
-
paprika could blow up his self and turn into this anytime:
(https://i.imgur.com/WmdAdKz.jpg)
-
*Plays GTA V Wasted sound*
-
-
*So, Kerrar Genovese and I are hanging out at Maisonette 9, where the bathroom has moaning sounds coming from the locked stall.*
PM from Kerrar_Genovese(8): I get horny from those sounds in the toilet XD
PM to Kerrar_Genovese(8): ahahahah
-
*So, Kerrar Genovese and I are hanging out at Maisonette 9, where the bathroom has moaning sounds coming from the locked stall.*
PM from Kerrar_Genovese(8): I get horny from those sounds in the toilet XD
PM to Kerrar_Genovese(8): ahahahah
Niko being loud again :rofl:
-
JackDockz needed some money.
JackDockz(2): i need some money
Tim_Lucchese(4): me too
JackDockz(2): dread can you give me a free loan?
Tim_Lucchese(4): lol
You paid 50$ for an ad
Advertisement: Need loan with the percentage of 4? Go apply at Lucchese Family Bank! (Tim_Lucchese)
JackDockz(2): i need loan with -100%
Tim_Lucchese(4): lol
JackDockz forgot where he requested a house.
JackDockz(2): i forgot where i requested my house
Tim_Lucchese(4): rip
JackDockz(2): the value is 25k
Tim_Lucchese(4): -.-
Dread_Genovese(3): Bohan
JackDockz(2): i dont think so
Tim_Lucchese(4): we can even get 20k house at dukes...
JackDockz(2): 0 garage slots`
JackDockz(2): its just as a container
Tim_Lucchese(4): lols
Dread_Genovese(3): lol
EDIT:
Tim_Lucchese(5) has joined the server
Dreaqd_Genovese(3): Had lunch?
Tim_Lucchese(5): Noe
Dread_Genovese(3): Why?
Tim_Lucchese(5): My break fast is at 2:00 PM :\
Dread_Genovese(3): What the.. Really?
Tim_Lucchese(5): Yeah, why?
Dread_Genovese(3): Thats really bad
Tim_Lucches(5): :|
-
Tim_Lucchese(5): My break fast is at 2:00 PM :\
wut? really? :weed: :jackson:
-
Steve_McQueen(ID): Twenty
[R*]Twenty(ID): ?
Steve_McQueen(ID): Great driving skills!!
[R*]Twenty(ID): Thanks!!
Pretty suss, hey?
It never actually happened ;)
-
So, Kozmic was having problems with his mouse:
Dimos(ID): Did you check the cable?
Kozmic(ID): Yeah
Dimos(ID): Did you take it out and put it in again?
Steve_McQueen(ID): OMG 18+ pfft...
-
A medic-patient RP scene:-
jNewTonik(14) calls the nurse to give him 1 pull of ibuprofen.
ibu wat? Lazlow(10)
(painkiller) jNewTonik(14)
jNewTonik(14) grants the pill to the patient.
im sorry but this pill doesnt go from mouth jNewTonik(14)
:///////////// FlaSh_Gatsby(3)
... Lazlow(10)
-
Poor patient hahaha
-
Never ever seen a pill like that lol,
-
HAHAHAHAHAH that's gold :rofl:
-
Twenty(3) has joined the server
Void(5): Hey 20
DellStorm(8): Hi Twenty, welcome
Twenty(3): Void, I want lessons
Void(5): In what? :D
Twenty(3): ds
Void(5): ok
Administrator chat censored.....
Chat with DellStorm, who'll take, which vehicle ...
Void(5): Straight to the exam
Twenty(3): WHAT
Void(5): Similar as SA:MP, don't worry
Twenty(3): k
8 minutes after...
Void(5): Watch the road, jesus!!
Void(5): Holy guacamoli!!!!
Void(5): SPEED LIMITS!!!!
1 minutes after...
Void(5): Congratulations Twenty, you have killed the drivings instructor
J_wet(10): ROFL
Void(5): Dell, now you try
DellStorm(8): No, she killed the drivings instructor!!!
Poor Twenty. :(
Omg the old memories says that Twenty was a very good driver haha...
-
Steve_McQueen(ID): Twenty
[R*]Twenty(ID): ?
Steve_McQueen(ID): Great driving skills!!
[R*]Twenty(ID): Thanks!!
Pretty suss, hey?
It never actually happened ;)
Nicole(4): Hey Twenty, nice driving skills.
[R*]Twenty(20): Thanks!
What's funny about this you ask? ^
It didn't happen :^)
Too similar...
Context: Randomly roaming around Algonquin Bridge, suddenly:
[911][R*]Twenty: test
[911]Commander_Cj: TEST
[911][R*]Twenty: test
[911]Commander_Cj: TEST
[911][R*]Twenty: haha this goes to chatlogs xD
Context: Patrolling with the cruiser at MGS, suddenly, I see Mane with Danny and block his lane as he was speeding, Mane gets suspect for killing Danny as Danny hits my cruiser and reflects to Mane's bike.
Mane_Jugovic: I will ban you someday for carkilling me.
Arty_Hudson: you two guys have some weird chemical relation
PM from Mane_Jugovic: You ape
PM to Mane_Jugovic: It isn't my fault, you were speeding xD
PM from Mane_Jugovic: I hate you
-
Arty_Hudson: you two guys have some weird chemical relation
:lol:
-
Semi(9) shouted: u!!
Semi(9) shouted: open this faking window!
FlaSh_Gatsby(12) said: what`s the hold up?
Semi(9) said: im selling a bat
Semi(9) said: are you interested?
FlaSh_Gatsby(12) said: Government has already gave us
Semi(9) said: its signed by me!
FlaSh_Gatsby(12) said: To beat dirty badass people
FlaSh_Gatsby(12) said: So?
Semi(9) said: im the best man in this world
FlaSh_Gatsby(12) said: oh
Semi(9) said: u don`t see?
FlaSh_Gatsby(12) said: how so?
no im blind xD Yusuf_Amir(8)
FlaSh_Gatsby(12) said: I, I don`t know you even
*semi left the game*
-
i remember this sence while i was fireman and tim wanted to drive the ft
the driver was going back to the department using the charge island way
tim_lucheese said:let me drive the ft i am professional driver
the driver said: okey
when tim start driving after 2 minutes he crashed in the wall and flied outside
yusuf_castello said:lol what a "professional" driver
and he returned and drived the ft while it have black smoke when he got out and i tried to drive the ft the engine died without move an inch
-
After two 30.000$ lottos and 1.000$ payday (sorry, lost the lotto logs)
You received a 1,000$ payday!
Leon_Castello(7): hahaha
Leon_Castello(7): wow
[TCL]Dino(5): more later, maybe ;)
Leon_Castello(7): thanks
MidoK_Gatsby(9): Wow thanks <333
Watson_Castello(2): he bribed me now :p
Joey_Lucchese(10): Dino is being so cheap
[TCL]Dino(5): hehe
Joey_Lucchese(10): Its your birthday man
Leon_Castello(7): didnt buy tickets got 1k hah
Tim_Lucchese(1): lol
Joey_Lucchese(10): Atleast a 100k
-
guys anyone remembers when i got crashed in middle air and rejoined and i died a lot from "free falling"?
i was calling anyone to help me instead of helping me they came with thier cars and watching me got spawn killed every 2 second
(i forgot about the /resetspawn because of panic)
XD
-
i remember jumping off the building in fireman mission. i tried to resetspawn near the ground but it as still too high, then my fellows tried to catch me with the firetruck. i died 3 or 4 times :rofl:
-
@about10pandas here u gooo xD
Chris_Luchesse(2): SuperD, can anyone tell me what does the D stand for? Hint: Girls love them
Blue_Gatsby(1): Diamond :)
Besho0_LaRocca(3): lol xD
Blue_Gatsby(1): Now give me 4k :)
Wizz(6): lol
Jay_Gatsby(7): deamon
Jay_Gatsby(7): hmm
Chris_Luchesse(2): No, I can't say that word. It ends with k
Jay_Gatsby(7): LOL
Besho0_LaRocca(3): xD
Jay_Gatsby(7) aChat: i know i know ittt
Besho0_LaRocca(3): i knew it already :D
Blue_Gatsby(1): lol
Chris_Luchesse(2) aChat: What is it?
Jay_Gatsby(7) aChat: -.- i have one well
Chris_Luchesse(2) aChat: hahahahhaha
Jay_Gatsby(7) aChat: xD
-
Argonath RPG
GTA: IV Multiplayer: Funny Chat Logs
Another humor exemplary topic. Post funny chat logs regarding our IV:MP. Don't post pictures!
-
Argonath RPG
GTA: IV Multiplayer: Funny Chat Logs
Another humor exemplary topic. Post funny chat logs regarding our IV:MP. Don't post pictures!
Fixed Thanks ^^
-
(https://image.ibb.co/bS1ySe/Screenshot_42.png)
(https://image.ibb.co/e6VQ7e/Screenshot_43.png)
He went mad haha..
"Trapped" ahah.
-
(https://image.ibb.co/bS1ySe/Screenshot_42.png)
(https://image.ibb.co/e6VQ7e/Screenshot_43.png)
He went mad haha..
"Trapped" ahah.
Double account!!! /report Fearoff :D
-
WoT??? :rolleyes: :weed:
-
Context: DD event happening, we're about to start.
CarlosKolta(ID): You can change positions if you want
Steve_McQueen(ID): Carlos!
Steve_McQueen(ID): A mod should know better than to post sex references in main chat :O
CarlosKolta(ID): :O
We both absolutely LOLD at that :lol:
@Bennyy.
-
i remember this moment
i was with melan_castello trying the swing set with a trashmaster
when i tried to go backward it got stuck in the swing set
yusuf_castello screaming:"the truck is stuck and the engine died!!"
yusuf_castello screamimg:"dont come infront of it!!"
melan_castello screams:"i want to get inside the truck!!"
*the truck gone off and hitted melan*
*in blue*
yusuf_castello was suspected by server for:killing melan_castello
*after a while he returned and i got another trashmaster after he got as a passenger and tried that again we flied almost like 100 m (i saw all the city)*
yusuf_castello screams:"wtf XD!!"
melan_castello: xd
*yusuf_amir was watching*
yusuf_amir:lol
*in middle air the truck gone on fire*
yusuf_castello screams:"the truck on fire we cant escape XD!!"
*after the truck landed melan escaped and my keyboard frezzed after 2 sec the keyboard started and the truck exploded after i got out 3 second after*
-
Context: DD event happening, we're about to start.
CarlosKolta(ID): You can change positions if you want
Steve_McQueen(ID): Carlos!
Steve_McQueen(ID): A mod should know better than to post sex references in main chat :O
CarlosKolta(ID): :O
We both absolutely LOLD at that :lol:
@Bennyy.
hahahahahahha, I died that moment :lol: :lol:
-
I had to say it, I'm sorry :lol:
-
:rofl:
-
hes h*rny he wants to buy me
(https://image.ibb.co/cLVhPe/xD.png)
-
Old but Gold
(http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t151/michelleinaina/6262_zpsa679d958.jpg) (http://s159.photobucket.com/user/michelleinaina/media/6262_zpsa679d958.jpg.html)
-
Haha, nice.
Old but Gold
(http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t151/michelleinaina/6262_zpsa679d958.jpg) (http://s159.photobucket.com/user/michelleinaina/media/6262_zpsa679d958.jpg.html)
hes h*rny he wants to buy me
(https://image.ibb.co/cLVhPe/xD.png)
But I think you guys haven't read Void's message. Anyways here's it.
Argonath RPG
GTA: IV Multiplayer: Funny Chat Logs
Another humor exemplary topic. Post funny chat logs regarding our IV:MP. Don't post pictures!
-
It's not really that much of a deal, Hemanth.
As for Ninda's chat log, :lol:
-
After Meeses logged in, see what happened.
Advertisement: Cassidy St apartment for sake at 45k and 10k buyout (Steve_McQueen)
Chris_Lucchese(3): sake? :o
Watson_Castello(1): sake?
Steve_McQueen(2): sale*
Steve_McQueen(2): fuck
Tim_Lucchese(4): LOL
Advertisement: House for sale right in front of KFC with 2 garage slots | /sms 7414 (Chris_Lucchese)
Watson_Castello(1): LOL
Steve_McQueen(2): CHRIS
Steve_McQueen(2): WHY YOU DO DIS TO ME
Watson_Castello(1): Caps off
Steve_McQueen(2): caps ON
Steve_McQueen(2): keke
You paid 50$ for an ad
Advertisement: House at Bohan is for sale! | Contact 8989/8986 (Tim_Lucchese)
Steve_McQueen(2): why tf
Steve_McQueen(2): damn you all
Steve_McQueen(2): :c
[***] Tim_Lucchese(4): XD
Watson_Castello(1): want mine too?
Steve_McQueen(2): NO
Tim_Lucchese(4): sure
Steve_McQueen(2): ah fuck
Steve_McQueen(2): k bye
Tim_Lucchese(4): ciao
Watson_Castello(1): lol
Tim_Lucchese(4): LMAO
**Steve_McQueen(2) left**
-
meanys :cry:
-
Become a cop of the LCPD today, apply at arpd.argonathrpg.com/forum
Apply for FBI at fbi.argonathrpg.com
Mark(21): do criminals even exist anymore
Apply for NOoSE at arpd.argonathrpg.com
CarlosKolta(7): lmao
Besho0_LaRocca(3): wow
-
I don't remember the exact words, game crashed, heres whatever I do remember
Lazlow(14)Radio: U14 reporting on duty.
[R*]Twenty(10)Radio: Code 3 Outlook Park
Lazlow(14)Radio: 10-4
[R*]Twenty(10)Radio: Make it Code 30
Lazlow(14)Radio: gawd gotta see those radio codes)))
[R*]Twenty(10): Code 3=Come Fast, Code 30=Come Fucking Fast
-
I don't remember the exact words, game crashed, heres whatever I do remember
Lazlow(14)Radio: U14 reporting on duty.
[R*]Twenty(10)Radio: Code 3 Outlook Park
Lazlow(14)Radio: 10-4
[R*]Twenty(10)Radio: Make it Code 30
Lazlow(14)Radio: gawd gotta see those radio codes)))
[R*]Twenty(10): Code 3=Come Fast, Code 30=Come Fucking Fast
:cop: :cowboy: :war: :app:
-
I don't remember the exact words, game crashed, heres whatever I do remember
Lazlow(14)Radio: U14 reporting on duty.
[R*]Twenty(10)Radio: Code 3 Outlook Park
Lazlow(14)Radio: 10-4
[R*]Twenty(10)Radio: Make it Code 30
Lazlow(14)Radio: gawd gotta see those radio codes)))
[R*]Twenty(10): Code 3=Come Fast, Code 30=Come Fucking Fast
Ahahah,it wasn't time to ask about those codes .
-
Mission completed
eJay EMS radio : gj
Joe George: has left the server (for research purposes :lenny:)/r gj
Joe George: oof
-
Mission completed
eJay EMS radio : gj
Joe George: has left the server (for research purposes :lenny:)/r gj
Joe George: oof
:neutral2: :neutral2: :neutral2: :dead:
-
Here is one .
This happened long ago(maybe 2-4 months) but im posting it now xD
Tim_Lucchese: AFK for a sex.
David_Phoenix: Holy Cow! How old are you?
Chips: WHAT! U kidding me
Time_Lucchese: i meant sec* grow up.
-
Here is one .
This happened long ago(maybe 2-4 months) but im posting it now xD
Tim_Lucchese: AFK for a sex.
David_Phoenix: Holy Cow! How old are you?
Chips: WHAT! U kidding me
Time_Lucchese: i meant sec* grow up.
Haha, I didn't said "grow up" tho.. But nice :P
-
Haha, I didn't said "grow up" tho.. But nice :P
I remember xD
U forgot :P
-
Time_Lucchese
Time?
ROFL
-
Context: WheelRider was joining taxi job by coincidence while I asked him an interesting question...
WheelRider has joined the server
Kerrar(7): hey rid
WheelRider(9): hoi
Kerrar(7): when is the fake taxi liveries coming
A few seconds of delay...
WheelRider(9): LOL
-
I don't remember the exact words, game crashed, heres whatever I do remember
Lazlow(14)Radio: U14 reporting on duty.
[R*]Twenty(10)Radio: Code 3 Outlook Park
Lazlow(14)Radio: 10-4
[R*]Twenty(10)Radio: Make it Code 30
Lazlow(14)Radio: gawd gotta see those radio codes)))
[R*]Twenty(10): Code 3=Come Fast, Code 30=Come Fucking Fast
Savage :lol:
-
Joe George: May the force be with me
Josh Liam: Don't cross the bridge or u'll crash
Joe George: Dah force is my ally
Joe George crossed the bridge and became one with the force. RIP :janek:
-
Haha I told you don't cross it :hah:
-
Joe George: May the force be with me
Josh Liam: Don't cross the bridge or u'll crash
Joe George: Dah force is my ally
Joe George crossed the bridge and became one with the force. RIP :janek:
Haha told you.
-
Have we run out of funny conversations in our server? :sweat:
-
yes
Hopefully not for long tho
-
Have we run out of funny conversations in our server? :sweat:
we run out of players in our server :/
-
We’ve been having some sort of activity during these past few days. Come on, no funny logs yet? :neutral:
-
We’ve been having some sort of activity during these past few days. Come on, no funny logs yet? :neutral:
CB[420]:Corona(16) has joined the channel
[420] WheelRider(7):where u at
[420] WheelRider(7):virus
[420] Mark(8):oh shit
[420] Corona(16):huahuahua
[420] Corona(16):i am at mgs
for non believers:
(https://i.imgur.com/gaz2Ngr.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/hVTcm9B.png)
-
:rofl:
-
Here you get a compilation of some older logs.
Context: Getting in-between a PM conversation
Steve_McQueen(5): lawl
Darshan_Castello(7): why?
PM from [R*]Senate(8): and a bunch of other shit that you know others would say no to
Darshan_Castello(7): mission
PM from [R*]Senate(8): wrong pm
Darshan_Castello(7): need fireman
AtilaIV(1): kay
Entering a Huntley owner: State
PM from Steve_McQueen(5): I wanted some help with the HQ
PM from Steve_McQueen(5): shit wrong pm
30 minutes on the dot later...
[R*]Senate(8) has joined the server from Principality of Liechtenstein
AtilaIV(1): wb
Steve_McQueen(5): oh wb man
Darshan_Castello(7): wb babe
TheRealiCat(2): wb
PM from Dread_Genovese(3): IVMP Discord?
Darshan_Castello(7): whats that contry? # babe #
PM from Dread_Genovese(3): wrong
NiSaNz(9): German isnt it?
[R*]Senate(8): only my favorite bitches call me babe
AtilaIV(1): lmao
PM from Nex(15): a week layer then rejected : (
paprika(8): small rollback to fix invisible skin bug
Nex(15): and fps?
paprika(8): buy better pc
Nex(15): ur mom gay
Pirate_Esi(1): hahah
Osamad: xD
Context: Taxi drivers riding around
Bruce_Wayne(6) said: what is included in a ride?
Dread_Genovese(2) looks at the potential customer
Kerrar_Genovese(3) said: You will gain a ride to your destination with a toy to play around meanwhile
Dread_Genovese(2) said: Sir I would, ride.
Bruce_Wayne(6) checks out the passnger
Dread_Genovese(2) said: You can do whatever you want but first I need 1000$ in hand.
Bruce_Wayne(6) said: dang
Bruce_Wayne(6) said: this is some high class shit
Kerrar_Genovese(3) said: We're the best in town
Bruce_Wayne(6) said: you arent the average street walker i see
Bruce_Wayne(6) said: you must have some skill
Dread_Genovese(2) said: I am high class escort.
Bruce_Wayne(6) said: looks like it too
** Samyr_Castello comes into the scene out of the blue **
Samyr_Castello(7) said: porn video?
Dread_Genovese(2) said: Only available for politicians and celebrities.
Bruce_Wayne(6) said: maybe this gentleman wants to go for a ride first
LOL samyr Kerrar_Genovese(3)
Bruce_Wayne(6) looks at the stranger
Samyr_Castello(7) said: fake taxi?
LOL Dread_Genovese(2)
LOL Kerrar_Genovese(3)
Embed(7): cnabis 40
** Censored dutch CB stuff **
Embed(7): 200 canabis 20000
Embed(7): 200 canabis=20000$
t0xic(2): DONT TALK IN MAIN CHAT YOU FUCK
PM from Harzy(1): surena2000
PM from Harzy(1): she was fkin bitch man
PM to Harzy(1): really?
PM from Harzy(1): damn yeah
PM to Harzy(1): what did she do?
PM from Harzy(1): she was purple 24/7
PM to Harzy(1): lol
PM from Harzy(1): she sucked every single d**k in LC..
PM to Harzy(1): LOL
Kerrar_Genovese(14) said: omg
Ramis(1) said: wut
Kerrar_Genovese(14) said: why the fuck
Kerrar_Genovese(14) said: are you a
Kerrar_Genovese(14) said: WHORE
Kerrar_Genovese(14) said: D:
Ramis(1) said: BECAUSE I WANT COCKS!
Kerrar_Genovese(14) said: LOL
PM to Harzy(15): where did this family stuff actually come from
PM to Harzy(15): this dad stuff
PM from Harzy(15): idk
PM from Harzy(15): he just called me dad
PM to Harzy(15): O.o
PM from Harzy(15): I felt it
PM from Harzy(15): like something weird hit me
PM to Harzy(15): LOL
PM from Harzy(15): xD
Alright that should be enough for now. It's been a while so you got an xxxtra small edition. My fingers hurt. Enjoy.