[BM]Sharp????? It was [TAC]GunDex bit of gun's dick but i blew off sharp... i think. It's a long time ago now (a few days :P)
Team_JL:!Goto romeo Im too lazy
David_Ancelotti:lift your ass JL
Team_JL:elderly people in my pants
David_AncelottiP:LoL
There was a strange wave of wierd names joining the server, Then this happens, Which made us laugh!
***:[Darkness]: Joined the Server
Moe_Ross: Hey, Darkness Welcome to Argonath RPG
[R*]Dexter: Not going to kick him :P
Moe_Ross: :P
***:[Darkness]: Left the server (Timeout)
[R*]Dexter: no need i see wahaha
Moe_Ross: LOL
By: Moe Ross
>>[R*]Rusty Drowned
[R*]Rusty: pure Fail
*The_Joker*: did you have a nice swim?
[R*]Rusty: ya
*The_Joker*:damn i cud smell u from here
*The_Joker*: you needed that swim
Tris_Ancelloti: lol*The_Joker*: Rusty open ur mouth
MatuteSforza: aww
MatuteSforza: joking Rusty
MatuteSforza: :D
[R*]Rusty: why you ain't spunking in it?
*The_Joker*: who me?
[R*]Rusty: ya
*The_Joker*: im pissing
*The_Joker*: cant u taste it?
Mastr: !eat weedlol
Couple of seconds later...
Mastr: !eat lsd
Mastr: wtf
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No off-topic.
If you see something wrong with someone's post, send a PM explaining the error to the author, or report to moderator/PM a board moderator.
As many people were constantly going out of the topic's objective (of 13 pages, only 4 pages + 1 post were funny chatlogs), such actions were taken. Pay attention to the rules quoted above from now on, please.
**pm >> [WS]Marco is calling you!
**pm >>Type !answer to answer or !reject to reject the call
[WS]Leonardo:!accept
[Call] [WS]Leonardo: hi
[Call] [WS]Marco: SURRENDER
[Call] [WS]Marco: !hangup
Zoey_Montana checks the Montana's car for drugs.she was a cop :P.
[EAF]Klaus: alarba, do you want to be a moderator?What i said next pwned him so :lol:
[WS]Alarba: What klaus D:?
[EAF]Klaus: do you?
[WS]Alarba: lol kinda
[EAF]Klaus: ok keep dreaming
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What that has to be here?
What that has to be here?Alarba : And annoy you*
Klaus: Keep dreaming
Alarba: Okay, you just gave me one reason to stay here (or something like that, lost that pic :(
[DS]Tobi : How i can earn money
[EAF]Klaus : Use your brain tobi
[DS]Tobi : How
Kessu: Solidjeeeeeeeeeeeeeee <3333333333
**[EAF]Solidjeuh left the server. (Timeout)
[EAF]Solidjeuh joined the server.
Kessu: Solidjeeeeeeeeeeeeeee <3333333333
**[EAF]Solidjeuh left the server. (Timeout)
omfg =.= :lol:
If Admins Arn't there to scare Player you can use Commands. Look
GriFoN :!Infoclass
GriFoN :!CLASS 3LOL
GriFoN :I am Going to Kill everyone :D
*** GriFoN ,This is not a Deathmatch Server.
***Im a Eye in the Sky that is Wathcing you.
GriFoN :!Admin
***Admin :None
GriFoN :Who the F**k is saying that.
***Server:Argonath RPG
If Admins Arn't there to scare Player you can use Commands. Look
GriFoN :!Infoclass
GriFoN :!CLASS 3LOL
GriFoN :I am Going to Kill everyone :D
*** GriFoN ,This is not a Deathmatch Server.
***Im a Eye in the Sky that is Wathcing you.
GriFoN :!Admin
***Admin :None
GriFoN :Who the F**k is saying that.
***Server:Argonath RPG
Old one(maybe posted it already ages ago dunno)lol :D
BlackEagle joined the server
Gsrd1996:today it may be my 5th time winning it :)
Blackeagle:i dont think so >: D
Kent_Montana:Eagle >: (
[WS]Salmonella:Eagle maybe changing nick :p?
BlackEagle: ohh :S
BlackEagle left the server(Leaving)
>>Admin [WS]Marcus killed Kenny
Guy1: Oh my god you killed kenny you bastards
South Park :lol:
[WS]Marco: lol i remember when we made sauronHAHAHHAHA :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Kent_Montana: :P
[WS]Marco: throwing a molotov at lighthouse's top
[WS]Marco: lol
TeaM_JayL: lol yeah marco i remember
Sauron: nobody made me S:)
HERE IT IZZ
http://argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?topic=7813.msg338256#msg338256 (http://argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?topic=7813.msg338256#msg338256) Ofc couldn't forget a lololol lol :P
Poor Eagle today . . .
[WS]BlackEagle:im off guys cya
[WS]BlackEagle:7q
Diana_Morgan:Fail
[WS]BlackEagle:yup
[WS]BlackEagle:7q
[WS]BlackEagle:7q
Diana_Morgan:lol
[WS]BlackEagle:...
[WS]BlackEagle left the Server(Leaving)
*Sobs* Good times, good times :lol:You are "allowed" to post chat logs in pictures, but then it has no chance of getting into humour page.
Oh yea, I remember it was stated a while ago that we should avoid posting pictures.
Maybe for the longer chats we should be able to relax on this a bit? As in, be able to post pictures as long as they are on topic and nothing oversized?
You are "allowed" to post chat logs in pictures, but then it has no chance of getting into humour page.
Page Break...
Note: For getting funny logs into the Humor Pages (http://www.argonathrpg.eu/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=242&Itemid=146) of Argonath site:
Do not use screenshots type the logs yourself.
Thanks.
TeaM_Fabio: What the ponk are you guys filming anyways? :P
Martin_Montana: porn
TeaM_Fabio: : DDDD
TeaM_Fabio: Can I be part of it? : DDD
Martin_Montana: kk
TeaM_Fabio: jk
Martin_Montana: fine be that way
[EAF]Dexter: Fabio -_-
TeaM_Fabio: Dexter -_-
[EAF]Dexter: :D
TeaM_Fabio: :D
[EAF]Dexter: lol
TeaM_Fabio: lol
TeaM_Fabio: :P
[EAF]Dexter: :P
[WS]Salmonella: So what is pawn?
[WS]Salmonella: Anal sex tool?
TeaM_Daddy: its PONK
[UR]Fabio: PONK
[WS]Marco: lol
[WS]Marco: nice
[WS]Marco: lol
Team_Fabio: Why do you "lol" at everything? :S
[WS]Marco: i dont know
[WS]Marco: lol
Team_Fabio: -.-
Jester: How do I type?Haha nice onez Klaus and Fabio, but this one is better ^
Rami Killed [EAF]Klaus (Shotgun)Didn't I do the facepalm? :cry:
[WS]Alarba: D:
[WS]Alarba: !slap rami
[EAF]Klaus: rami what was the reason for that?
Rami: hmmm i thought who kills the wanted guy gets money
Rami: right :D?
[EAF]Klaus: you must be cop skin
Rami: aha
Rami: :P
[WS]Alarba: someone /facepalm plz
Didn't I do the facepalm? :cry:I think so :P
Just right after you left :P
[EAF]Barbaro : bye
Games727 : bye : ))
[EAF]Barbaro left the server. (Leaving)
Games727 : oh that sweet
Games727 : (T_T)
Games727 : T_T
[EAF]Denlow : You like her? :P
Games727 : NO!
[EAF]Denlow : Huh?
Games727 : meet her in real life beatiful hot body
Games727 : BUT!
Games727 : ugly ass!
Games727 : FAT!
[EAF]Denlow : She is not fat
Games727 : let say
[EAF]Denlow : But I don't know about ass .. :P
Games727 : ok
Games727 : ROFL
[EAF]Denlow : what do you think of her?
Games727 : Drive with me she sexy hand oh
Games727 : that all.
I'm sorry Barbaro :neutral: :lol:
[TBK]KING_CO@: !taxi:lol: :lol: epic
[TBK]KING_CO@ is calling for a taxi at Kaufman Cabs
[TBK]KING_CO@: !taxi
[TBK]KING_CO@ is calling for a taxi at Kaufman Cabs
[TBK]KING_CO@: !taxiHaha! LOL :lol:
[TBK]KING_CO@ is calling for a taxi at Kaufman Cabs
We can use pictures if you are lazy enough not to write logs.. You just cannot make it to humour page..
abeshijon: ehre are you?
kazuaki: !count
klintmane: i need transport jon
klintmane: im not sperman
Villu_Sandiago: LOL
[EAF]Dex_Morgan: LOl
klintmane: superman
Villu_Sandiago: sperman?
abeshijon: ohh come one ill pick u up
Villu_Sandiago: LOLOLOLOLOL
klintmane: haha
[EAF]Dex_Morgan: hahahaha'
klintmane: : D
abeshijon: ehre are you?Like we say Dex... *REPS* :lol: :rofl:
kazuaki: !count
klintmane: i need transport jon
klintmane: im not sperman
Villu_Sandiago: LOL
[EAF]Dex_Morgan: LOl
klintmane: superman
Villu_Sandiago: sperman?
abeshijon: ohh come one ill pick u up
Villu_Sandiago: LOLOLOLOLOL
klintmane: haha
[EAF]Dex_Morgan: hahahaha'
klintmane: : D
Salmonella: Goodbye WSahah nice one, all pwned :rofl:
Salmonella: And argonath
[WS]Alarba: SALMO
[WS]Alarba: NOEZ
[WS]Alarba: SALMONW WUT
[EAF]Denlow: much love sal
[EAF]Kessu: u leaving argo sal?
[EAF]Emre: Wtf, first kent, salmo
Salmonella: I am just going to sleep
Salmonella: wtf
Lots of Lols :lol:
[EAF]Emre: Wtf, first kent, salmo
WTF!Keep up Daddy :lol:
Kent has left Argo, or he went to sleep????
Villu_Sandiago: anyways
Villu_Sandiago: its great IRL
Villu_Sandiago: winter holidays :)
TeaM_Snake: ah, its summer for me
Villu_Sandiago: huh?
TeaM_Snake: i live on the southern hemisphere
Villu_Sandiago: ohh
Villu_Sandiago: USA?
Didn't I do the facepalm? :cry:
Wrong topic, this is for VC:MP, that was on MTA:VC :)Oshi
You better hope Barbaro won't cut your balls off :lol:By the looks of it, its you who should be worried about their balls :D
(http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-12-02/1259728313774.jpg)
Please! stop post that images! making me vomit!Then dont look at them?
Then dont look at them?
we not look at them but they look at us!Burn Alarba
Burn AlarbaSTARING LLAMAS!
Meepy: in samp I got banned for
Meepy left the server (Leaving)
Meepy joined the server
Meepy: i was gonna say /q during combat
Meepy: but i forgot the space
Meepy: i did /q first
Games727 Collection, Best of Extra
Note please my questions were on purpose, don't get insulted Barbaro :P
Games727: hi
[EAF]Denlow: hi
[EAF]Denlow: Games
[EAF]Denlow: you love Barbaro?
Games727: i fishing over 2 hours a half get 20k
Games727: you mean ass again?
[EAF]Denlow: lol
[EAF]Denlow: for example
Games727: i dont meet her long time :(
[EAF]Denlow: you miss her?
Games727: dont mention it
[EAF]Denlow: lol
Games727: i keep chase rat whole days
[EAF]Denlow: :/
_______________________________________ _______________________
[EAF]Denlow: so Games
[EAF]Denlow: you homo?
Games727: maybe
[EAF]Denlow: you dont love barbaro so you dont love other girls?
Games727: i dint say like i say like to be friend
[EAF]Denlow: oh..
[EAF]Denlow: u... didnt want to... fuk her? (sry for this :lol:)
Games727: i dint see real pics how i going to do as you say T_T
Games727: everyone wanna fuk
Games727: who care
[EAF]Denlow: lol
Games727: dont mention it
Games727: parent never care about fuk on son
[EAF]Denlow: O_O
Games727: as watching porn
[EAF]Denlow: lol
Games727: so it do fuk any where
Games727: who care
Games727: no one care just do it!
Games727: if u brave...
_______________________________________ _______________________
[EAF]Denlow: tell me
[EAF]Denlow: what do you think about barbaro?
Games727: feel nothing
[EAF]Denlow: i thought you love her
Games727: O_O
Games727: NO WAYS!
[EAF]Denlow: why?
Games727: see his face at pics first
Games727: sorry for cap
[EAF]Denlow: i saw her on pics so what?
Games727: hope dont fat and ugly
[EAF]Denlow: lol games
Games727: u see pics before?
[EAF]Denlow: yes
[EAF]Denlow: play a gentleman
Games727: no
[EAF]Denlow: why?
** pm from Games727 >> what about her ass
Games727: ?
[EAF]Denlow: i dont know
Games727: ha!
[EAF]Denlow: i havent touched it / saw
Games727: :9
Games727: :(
Games727: then i dint like it
[EAF]Denlow: you like asses?
Games727: well just hot and cute just dont fat
_______________________________________ _______________________
[EAF]Denlow: games I love talking with you
[EAF]Denlow: you spread shit like a doctor
Games727: well i joke a lot
[EAF]Denlow: :)
Games727: somethine dont read
Games727: dont take so serious
[EAF]Denlow: ofc
Games727: not real ok1
Games727: if u take too serious u gone insane!
[EAF]Denlow: :o!
Games727 Collection, Best of ExtraSHIT. actually didnt notice this before...
<logs>
brb cutting off Den's balls -.-lol :hah:
brb cutting off Den's balls -.-D::::::::
brb cutting off Den's balls -.-
haha, wait till i see you ingame >: DYour gonna go up against Den in game? Oh dear, this is going to get messy
Your gonna go up against Den in game? Oh dear, this is going to get messyexactly.
exactly.I'd bet my house on Denlow winning
I'd bet my house on Denlow winningI'd bet ur xbox
I'd bet my house on Denlow winning
Sure he has shooting skills but he is unprepared to face Barbs so I would bet my moneys on Barbs :razz:Wanna discuss this bet further Dex?
Wanna discuss this bet further Dex?
Davron:Hey Denlow =DAnnoying orange? :P
Denlow:WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!
Davron: Knife =D
Denlow:wut?0_O
**Barba Cuts off Denlow Balls
Denlow:AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Davron:I told you =[
Your gonna go up against Den in game? Oh dear, this is going to get messyMan I can't use my stubby on her pretty face :)
I'd bet my house on Denlow winningGood choice :lol:
Sure he has shooting skills but he is unprepared to face Barbs so I would bet my moneys on Barbs :razz:Bad choice :lol:
Sure but before this goes to offtopic spam we should do it on msn :DMsn.. always msn, it's the biggest excuse when a topic is going to get somehow useful..
Denlow? Ever heard that attacking girls is completely gay? :roll:As I said I will call Games the rat chaser.
As I said I will call Games the rat chaser.LOL. therefor you calll Games gay.
Man I can't use my stubby on her pretty face :)Exaclty what I mean that you are not prepared :razz:
I'm gonna call Games727, who will describe Barbarka's beautiful body and she'll get owned :m4:So you already gave up as you are going to send someone else to take on with Barbs. Owned :D
Msn.. always msn, it's the biggest excuse when a topic is going to get somehow useful..
Exaclty what I mean that you are not prepared :razz:Oh because you know me well
So you already gave up as you are going to send someone else to take on with Barbs. Owned :DOk, I got no problem telling her she got horny eyes. :rofl:
I do not need excuses but I just try to keep topic clear for these funny chatlogs but sure lets keep talking if that makes you feel better ;)Bla bla bla let's sort this out in the game already :hurray:
Oh because you know me wellI do not need to know you well as you just said you can't do it :)
Ok, I got no problem telling her she got horny eyes. :rofl:How do you know when she have horny eyes and when not? :lol: Tho I can agree with you that she has beatifull eyes :)
Bla bla bla let's sort this out in the game already :hurray:With guns? I am taking that as you have no patience to talk and only you can do is to just use gun to deal problems. I need to wonder how you will solve something like crossword puzzle if you can't figure out some word on it. You gonna shoot it ? :)
You know us better than that Dexter. We don't do crosswords, we kill people.
<hey look at me>Why not solving out things with a more man's behavior?
Why not solving out things with a more man's behavior?
I didn't mention any guns in my post so I don't know how you brought it out, but I'm sure it's because you are tired of your boring words you use, I mean no offense dude but you could try out something different in your life. ;)
:alert" Ding! Ding! Ding! :alert"
Timeout
TIEM FOR DA CUTEBOI!Agreed =]
First of all,
What is this - as once again - Crap about Killing Her IG just because of her Acted Angryness >_> Anyways,if you'd Hire Games,Denlow,also you'd be called a coward for not appearing yourself to defend ;)
Now Guys,if someone volunteers,to avoid an Off-topic,you should agree and continue as suggested ; MSN.
Kthxbai
I bid 5k on barbs :>
TIEM FOR DA CUTEBOI!You clearly miss the point, and you take everything serious..
First of all,
What is this - as once again - Crap about Killing Her IG just because of her Acted Angryness >_> Anyways,if you'd Hire Games,Denlow,also you'd be called a coward for not appearing yourself to defend ;)
Now Guys,if someone volunteers,to avoid an Off-topic,you should agree and continue as suggested ; MSN.
Kthxbai
I bid 5k on barbs :>
[EAF]Denlow: say wat spiral?:rofl:
[EAF]Denlow: ur little gypsy cock?
[EAF]Denlow: cmon
[EAF]SpiralRock: yeah its small w/e
[EAF]SpiralRock: i dont care
Line 7501: 19:41 28/07/2010 [EAF]Denlow: ur a gypsyAnd the previous log didnt come in that...so it cud be fake... :razz:
Line 7903: 19:59 28/07/2010 [EAF]Denlow: Pakistan burn u and gypsys
Line 7954: 20:01 28/07/2010 [EAF]Denlow: gypsy
Line 33388: 22:07 05/08/2010 [EAF]SpiralRock: well if u called gypsy i might come out
Line 33899: 22:53 05/08/2010 [EAF]Denlow: Si senor gypsy
Line 44541: 13:55 07/08/2010 [EAF]Klaus: what a gypsy
Line 54364: 15:15 08/08/2010 [EAF]Denlow: gypsy fucking faggot
Line 79221: 23:33 13/08/2010 [EAF]Denlow: lol gypsy
Line 79236: 23:34 13/08/2010 [EAF]Denlow: i hate gypsys u know that jay
Line 79268: 23:36 13/08/2010 [EAF]Denlow: neither gypsys, jay
Line 79272: 23:36 13/08/2010 TeaM_JayL: in fact i am not a gypsy
Line 79377: 23:43 13/08/2010 [EAF]Denlow: I didnt ask you gypsy
Line 86132: 21:14 14/08/2010 [EAF]Denlow: Blame the gypsys script
Line 99291: 20:39 16/08/2010 COMMAND [TAC]Alarba: s DAMN U GYPSY
Line 104640: 19:23 17/08/2010 [EAF]SpiralRock: u made that gypsy skin?
Line 104885: 19:44 17/08/2010 [EAF]Denlow: some gypsy
Line 107593: 20:20 18/08/2010 [EAF]Natalia: mr. gypsy! :D
Line 110889: 14:39 19/08/2010 [EAF]Denlow: typical portugal gypsy irish actin
Line 111070: 14:51 19/08/2010 [EAF]Denlow: dont be a gypsy
Line 111344: 15:17 19/08/2010 [EAF]Denlow: stupid gypsy alarba
Line 111666: 15:41 19/08/2010 COMMAND [EAF]Denlow: ann2 alarba gypsy brown skinned black
Line 111749: 15:46 19/08/2010 [EAF]Denlow: stop abusing ur gypsy rights u brown skinned girl in the ring
Line 111839: 15:50 19/08/2010 [EAF]Denlow: its some scum gypsy car i bet
Line 114475: 22:50 19/08/2010 COMMAND [EAF]Denlow: ann daddy if u read this log... i love you man, u my gypsy :)
Line 136596: 23:03 22/08/2010 Black_Prince: typical gypsy countrys
Line 140918: 17:29 23/08/2010 [TAC]Alarba: gypsy?
syed : What's argonath?
Lol, Metalord. I think he used to be DZbet he got kicked for disrespect.
alot people talking about me while i stop play vcmp SERVER and stop poking me!:poke:
:poke:
Lol! And a window... but what if it is tinted? :lol:Neal gets pwned. :lol:
Lol! And a window... but what if it is tinted? :lol:Owned? Not quite,
Owned? Not quite,
You can still see through a window
a window is a frame/device to see in BETWEEN two walls that are partially connected...Windows are placed on a wall, lol. I don't know why your talking about putting devices in-between walls, unless your walls are hollow?
Windows are placed on a wall, lol. I don't know why your talking about putting devices in-between walls, unless your walls are hollow?\
when did i say that windows are INSIDE walls? i sayid "its a device to put in BETWEEN 2 walls that are partially connected"If something is in between two walls, it would be practically inside the walls.
Hehe, the wierdest conversation is going on right now... talking about windows? :lol:i agree, lets change the subject to something ALOT more interesting! :idea:
Okay here is a good one off a guy named [Korean]Still makes me lol***Drix : How culd you !!
Korean What?
]***Drix : Ram me and kill my gf
Korean : i am Korean
etc.. nother one
Admin TeaM_Snake Froze [Korean]
Snake : No dm okay and no carkill
Admin TeaM_Snake Unfroze [Korean]
[Korean] : Are you carzy?
[Korean] : I am God
**We all was laughing.
[Korean] : hahaha?
[Korean] : Fight????
Then.. laiter..
[Korean] : Drox shut up
Drix: Omg here it comes again
[Korean] : I am God
loool
[WS]Legend: "Want a Girlfriend? Meet Her on Zoosk. Join Today!" - lol the ad at the bottom of my msn. wtf - i will send it to neal xDLegend...Consider You raped for telling out our sercet!!!!!!!
[WS]AlexThompson: lol xD
[WS]AlexThompson: Zoosk, nice name
[WS]Legend: lol, I bet you want to check it out xD
[WS]AlexThompson: no way xD
[WS]AlexThompson: I'm sure you saw that on redtube
[WS]AlexThompson: you dirty bastard, lol
[WS]Legend: LOL
[WS]Legend: yea.. I admit
[WS]AlexThompson: LOL, this is going to funny chatlogs
*After a while*
[WS]Legend: OMG ALEX
[WS]Legend: change neal to denlow
[WS]Legend: I said denlow! :P
[WS]AlexThompson: lol, why?
[WS]Legend: because if you don't, Neal will rape me
[WS]AlexThompson: why is that? xD
[WS]Legend: because he likes raping boys... nahh jokes xD
For those who are unexperienced like me :( LOL
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[EAF]Denlow: so you say pussy tastes good?
CruzLeadGuitar: ye
CruzLeadGuitar: it's a great feeling man
[EAF]Denlow: does it smell to you?
CruzLeadGuitar: ye
CruzLeadGuitar: smell like fish
CruzLeadGuitar: but I love it
For those who are unexperienced like me :( LOL:conf:
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[EAF]Denlow: so you say pussy tastes good?
CruzLeadGuitar: ye
CruzLeadGuitar: it's a great feeling man
[EAF]Denlow: does it smell to you?
CruzLeadGuitar: ye
CruzLeadGuitar: smell like fish
CruzLeadGuitar: but I love it
[EAF]Klaus: my cat is sitting in front of my monitorLOOOL, you can borrow my dog to teach your cat manners if you want :D
[EAF]Klaus: <.>
Hanney is lolzHanney always been a lol
AlexDeLarge: legend my pool has no waterLol'd
AlexDeLarge: legend my pool has no water
AlexDeLarge: legend my pool has no water
[WS]Legend: and alex, what can i do about your pool? :p
AlexDeLarge: fill it
[WS]Legend: eh i don't think i can, sorry... but you can complain to Rockstar that your pool in vice city is empty
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(After some Hanney wannabe talk)
[WS]Legend: lol we talking in hanney's dictionary?
Hanney: no insult to i
Hanney: legend
[WS]Legend: what?
Hanney: no insult to i
Hanney: u call me a dictionory
[WS]Legend: not quite. and a dictionary's not a bad thing... just heavy
Hanney: is the mans part
[WS]Legend: search it hanney
Hanney: not??
[WS]Legend: no lol!
Hanney: ok i go ask jeeve
And just your usual Hanney. :D
*** Verz joined the serverwe we're just talking about school and than Sockom gets in with the nick MamaVerz. LOL'D Hard.
ZeRoX: hey verz
Verz: hey
ZeRoX: sup
Verz: nothing, i just got problems with school
ZeRoX: never do your home work?
Verz: yeah xD
*** MamaVerz joined the server
MamaVerz: Hey verz you f**king nigga, go do ur home work!!
Bass: LOL
MamaVerz: whos is this f**ker?
Bass: You're momma
Bass: lol
*** Verz LOLD hard
*** MamaVerz left the server. (Leaving)
I Lol'd hard on this, hope you will too :D
Lol Verz, a bit made up but good, u still remember xD.Yeah its bit made up, and i got screenshot. Here it is
PS: Try screenshotting it next time lolz.
(http://z19.img-up.net/saddickoha3n.JPG)LOL :rofl:
lol'd hard
WheelZ is an old account Zero made while he was still in EAF in order to have more cars.Lol no, he wanted to change name to WheelZ, but when Klaus came he said he won't have gay nicks in EAF, so he had to get back on ZeRoX again.
Yeah its bit made up, and i got screenshot. Here it isGuys WheelZ was me, stop asking now.
(http://i55.tinypic.com/2v9xk42.jpg)
Lol, of course, of course. Blame the cat. :DIt happens Legend. Happend to me as well a few times...
LOLLol, I remeber that when you were AFK, some one suspcted you with the reason "Mastrubating in public", Lol. I think that was John_First.
I remember I was sused for "MOTHERf**kER YOU'RE NEXT"
I have a couple of chatlogs to post here today (:
So, this dude named "dude," was talking to this other dude named "ferrari32". Take a look at their conversation.
dude,: i wanna show you something
dude,: plz cum
ferrari32: but i wanna cum over
Now, that "ferrari32" wanted to smuggle.
When in fucks name did I say that O.o
ferrari32: anyone wana smuggle?
ferrari32: lets smuggle?
ferrari32: come on, lets smuggle
ferrari32: does anyone wana smuggle?
freestyle_WaLtEr: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope you like it (:
zewew: axxo
[VU]aXXo: ye?
zewew: i also made a repy in Setting property thread
[VU]aXXo: ok
zewew: ok wait
zewew: what r the minimum requirement for the mod
zewew: can mod add prop
[VU]aXXo: u need to be very active, helpful, mature, rgular
zewew: m regular active and helpful
zewew: axxo
[VU]aXXo: and u need to be playing argo with a clean record, no bans or an
zewew: whats the level of mod
[VU]aXXo: 2
zewew: what can admin do that mod cant do]
[VU]aXXo: ban
zewew: reelly
zewew: can they kick
[VU]aXXo: yes
zewew: can they check logs
[VU]aXXo: no
zewew: y?
[VU]aXXo: even admins cant check logs
zewew: so hwo can
[VU]aXXo: managers and scripters
zewew: well where can i appeal in forum
[VU]aXXo: VCMP General
[VU]aXXo: its a sticky topic
zewew: here is alot of apps but few of them r accpeted or declined and
zewew: all r in pending
[VU]aXXo: we dont deny apps
zewew: y?
[VU]aXXo: we just keep them pending :)
zewew: ooooooo
zewew: Why i will be pending and for what reason v?
[VU]aXXo: maybe after 4 years we think that you are a good player
zewew: y 4 years storm is accepted in 4 days <<-- LOLOLOLO
[VU]aXXo: in 2-3 months
[VU]aXXo: not 4 days
[VU]aXXo: and yes hes the scripter
[VU]aXXo: depends person to person
zewew: well axxo i just want to be n mod not amdin or managment
[VU]aXXo: mods usually get promoted to admin
[VU]aXXo: in like a month or so
zewew: ok may i appeal in forum
[VU]aXXo: yes u may
zewew: u told that i will be accepted after 4 years
[VU]aXXo: it was juts an example
zewew: but when i was properly ready fofr app so i will accpet in 4 day
[VU]aXXo: lol i dont know zewew
[VU]aXXo: btw klaus accepts admin apps
zewew: well if i app will u vote
[VU]aXXo: theres no voting
[VU]aXXo: u be admin if klaus says so
[R3]VCS: can mods dammage the game play?
[VU]aXXo: wat? wat u mean damage gameplay?
zewew: axxo
zewew: can
zewew: axxo
[axxo afks]
zewew: can mod change the color of car place.
*** [VU]aXXo has joined the server.
zewew: axxo
zewew: did u checked the hack report of marcell
[VU]aXXo: ye zewzew he desnt hack
[VU]aXXo: ok zewew ill email u if Klaus makes u a mod
zewew: where u mail me?
[VU]aXXo: on argo forum ok?
zewew: k but pM me in Argoinath or Mail me?
[VU]aXXo: both
zewew: to me or klaus?
[VU]aXXo: to u ofc
zewew: what u write in mail?
[VU]aXXo: "Congratulations zewew"
[VU]aXXo: "The Management has decided to prmote you a sa Moderator"
zewew: u will write this or i m accepted now? xD
zewew: ok
[VU]aXXo: IF klaus decides to make u a mod
zewew: when u talk about it to klaus
[VU]aXXo: today
zewew: axxo will u tell to klaus in game or in foru about me?
zewew: ok i have sent u appeal in MSN accept it plz
[VU]aXXo: sure
zewew: can i change color of car and place as in mod if i will mod
[VU]aXXo: no, u need to be a manger or scripter for that
zewew: ok acn add the property?
[VU]aXXo: no u need to be an admin for that
zewew: when i will promoted to admin afte r mod?
zewew: i m jsut FAQ
[VU]aXXo: after a weeke minimum
[VU]aXXo: but if u r really good, ull be promoted soon
zewew: if klaus declined me as mod then :(
[VU]aXXo: then u can wait to be accpted later
zewew: axxo
[VU]aXXo: ye?
zewew: well when u talk to klaus in mSN
[VU]aXXo: i will when he is online
He was ramming all over the place, flaming, and saying overall weird shit. Wait 'til Marc posts the kick reason :rofl:Stormeus, I lol'd so hard!!! That's what happens to pointless trolls :rofl:
Morphine s Crime: ZOMGASSUALT, Murders: 8, Cop Kills: 36
16:47 COMMAND [VU]Stormeus: jackpot
> The lottery jackpot is $100,000,000
16:47 [VU]Stormeus: ohohoho
16:47 [EAF]Marcell: lol
16:47 [WS]Legend: Lol
16:48 iiBeeTiiMMY: OMFD AT THE JACPOT
16:48 iiBeeTiiMMY: IM BUYING
16:48 [DC]Rapture: lol
16:48 [DC]Pups: And guess what no lottery going to happen:D
16:48 [VU]Stormeus: by the way, gentlement, that's $100 million
16:48 COMMAND [DC]Rapture: checkticket
16:48 COMMAND iiBeeTiiMMY: checkticket
16:48 COMMAND [HS]Tommy: checktickeet
16:48 COMMAND [DC]Mervin: checkticket
16:49 COMMAND iiBeeTiiMMY: jackpot
16:49 iiBeeTiiMMY: :oo
16:49 [HS]Tommy: LOL
16:49 [HS]Tommy: I GOING TO BUY LOTTO
16:49 [WS]Legend: quick, let's do it now xD
16:49 LeetCreeperXXL: ME TOO
16:49 COMMAND [EAF]Avenger: ann Lotto starts in 5 minutes
16:49 iiBeeTiiMMY: WAITT ;(
> everyone buying lottery tickets
16:51 [HS]Tommy: lol number not avaible
16:51 [WS]Legend: pick another (1-25) ;p
16:51 LeetCreeperXXL: make some lotto event guys
16:51 [VU]Stormeus: We're already having a lotto event
16:51 [DC]Rapture: ooh
16:51 [HS]Tommy: i have a ticket
16:51 iiBeeTiiMMY: can i re buy my ticket?
16:51 [HS]Tommy: now what the fack i gotta do with this ticket?
16:51 LeetCreeperXXL: where do i buyd
16:52 [EAF]Avenger: wait for lottery
16:52 LeetCreeperXXL: WHERE I BUY ONE
16:52 [DC]Pups: If i die i lose ticket?
16:52 [EAF]Avenger: your number might win
16:52 [WS]Legend: when the lottery takes place, if your ticket is picked out of
16:52 [EAF]Kessu: ./c buyticket <number>
16:52 [WS]Legend: random, you win the jackpot
16:52 COMMAND [VU]Stormeus: jackpot
>The lottery jackpot is $999,999,999
>Everyone freaks out over jackpot
16:53 [VU]Stormeus: inb4 all numbers are taken
16:54 [EAF]Kessu: Guys, who wanna bet their lotto victory
16:54 [EAF]Kessu: that 15 won't win
16:54 [EAF]Kessu: xD
16:54 [VU]Stormeus: inb4 15 wins
16:54 [HS]Tommy: who got 13?
16:54 [EAF]Kessu: 15 never wins
16:54 [DC]Rapture: nor 8
16:54 [EAF]Kessu: I tried 2 years in SAMP with number 15
16:54 [VU]Stormeus: We'll see about that
16:54 [WS]Legend: i've won with 15 :D
16:54 [EAF]Kessu: never won ;D
16:55 [VU]Stormeus: Imagine no one winning, lol
16:55 [DC]Rapture: ye
16:55 [WS]Legend: xD
16:55 iiBeeTiiMMY: allah allah allah huu
16:56 LeetCreeperXXL: what number will win!
16:56 iiBeeTiiMMY: la illaha ilahu
16:56 [WS]Legend: :O
16:56 LeetCreeperXXL: help me HEROBRINE!
16:56 [EAF]Avenger: prepare your pockets
16:56 iiBeeTiiMMY: rabizidniilma :D
16:56 [DC]Mervin: Lol herobrine
16:56 [VU]Stormeus: Prepare your bank accounts
16:56 [HS]Tommy: HELP ME STEROID XD
16:56 COMMAND [EAF]Avenger: drawlotto
>No one wins
16:56 LeetCreeperXXL: burn the other tickets
16:56 [DC]Mervin: DAMNNN
16:56 [DC]Rapture: KNEW IT
16:56 iiBeeTiiMMY: OMFD
16:56 [HS]Tommy: LOL
16:56 [EAF]Kessu: LOL
16:56 LeetCreeperXXL: LOL
16:56 Thomas_Mira: YA
16:56 [EAF]Avenger: buy another one
16:56 [HS]Tommy: LOL
16:56 [VU]Stormeus: I CALLED IT
16:56 iiBeeTiiMMY: AGAIN
16:56 Thomas_Mira: i have a MILKSHAKe
16:56 [DC]Pups: Owww cmon.
16:56 [EAF]Kessu: Did I say that 15 can't win? xD
16:57 [EAF]Avenger: tell me if everyone is ready
16:57 [HS]Tommy: DAM WHY ITS SAY ITEM IS NOT AVAIBLE HERE?
16:57 [EAF]Kessu: NUMNUMNUM
16:57 [EAF]Kessu: This time
16:57 [EAF]Kessu: 15 has a chance of 1/25
16:57 [EAF]Kessu: It's almost better than last time!
16:57 [EAF]Kessu: xD
16:57 [VU]Stormeus: Almost
16:57 iiBeeTiiMMY: allah hu akbar
16:57 [VU]Stormeus: lol
16:57 LeetCreeperXXL: every nomber got a chance of 1/25
16:57 [HS]Tommy: better tha 13 :P
16:57 [EAF]Avenger: pl0x 4
16:57 [EAF]Kessu: hahah
16:58 iiBeeTiiMMY: its a 1 out of 25 chance LOL
16:58 [VU]Stormeus: I've never seen 25 win
16:58 [EAF]Avenger: /c setwinner avenger
16:58 [EAF]Avenger: oops
16:58 [WS]Legend: xD
16:58 iiBeeTiiMMY: LOL
16:58 LeetCreeperXXL: lol
16:58 [HS]Tommy: LOL
16:58 COMMAND [EAF]Avenger: ann all ready?
16:58 [WS]Legend: I'll give it all away to hobos ^_^
16:58 LeetCreeperXXL: YEA
16:58 [DC]Rapture: ye
16:58 [HS]Tommy: YE
16:58 iiBeeTiiMMY: JAJAJAJAJA
16:58 Thomas_Mira: i want to win in VCMP ;s
16:58 [EAF]Kessu: yessss
16:58 [DC]Pups: Yes.
>Avenger draws the lottery
>His ticket wins
16:58 iiBeeTiiMMY: OMFD
16:58 [VU]Stormeus: LOL
16:58 [WS]Legend: xD
16:58 [DC]Rapture: LOl
16:58 iiBeeTiiMMY: OMD
16:58 Thomas_Mira: WHAt
16:58 [VU]Stormeus: RIGGED
16:58 [HS]Tommy: LOL
16:58 Thomas_Mira: OMG
16:58 [EAF]Kessu: LOLOLOLOL :D
16:58 LeetCreeperXXL: !!!
16:58 Thomas_Mira: AVENGER
16:58 [VU]Stormeus: RIGGED
16:58 iiBeeTiiMMY: /C SETWINNER
16:58 Thomas_Mira: you chater
16:58 [HS]Tommy: XD
16:58 LeetCreeperXXL: GOOD
16:59 LeetCreeperXXL: AGAIN!
16:59 Thomas_Mira: WAT?>
16:59 [HS]Tommy: lol
16:59 iiBeeTiiMMY: ANOTHER 1 STORM :d
16:59 LeetCreeperXXL: fuu
16:59 Thomas_Mira: Still
16:59 [DC]Rapture: lmao
16:59 Thomas_Mira: another 10
16:59 [EAF]Avenger: COME I SHARE DEAL
16:59 [EAF]Kessu: Aven
16:59 [EAF]Avenger: SEAL DEAL
16:59 LeetCreeperXXL: i want 100k jacvkpot
16:59 iiBeeTiiMMY: 1 MIL 2 ALL OF US AVEN XD
16:59 [EAF]Kessu: Mind giving few mills? :D
>I tax ave all the lottery money he won
16:59 [HS]Tommy: YE
16:59 iiBeeTiiMMY: who the hell cars about giving away moneyz
16:59 LeetCreeperXXL: 7!
16:59 [WS]Legend: t
16:59 iiBeeTiiMMY: 20 sept :D
16:59 [WS]Legend: muhaha
16:59 [HS]Tommy: LOL
16:59 [EAF]Avenger: I hev ben taxed!
16:59 [HS]Tommy: LOL LEGEND
16:59 iiBeeTiiMMY: LOLOL
This was funnier:lol, that guy should apply for vcpd. or make his own.
[WSt]Shadow: anyone watch wrestling?
[EAF]Klaus: WWE?
[WSt]Shadow: ye
STALKER: Shadow...you have a job: kill klaus,not watch wwe!!!
I have to post this (soz4posting something of my own) :Dlol! Good one!
[EAF]Kessu: I had a closerange combat with toilet
[DC]Nylez: So who won?
[EAF]Kessu: I nuked the shit down so I guess I won
Not the exact words, but basically like that :D
This aint no moan topic either.very funny omG :trust:
(http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/925/bepavadinimoxx.png)
Now, this guy was pissed because he was hunted by cops earlier on and got killed. He didn't had money to buy weapons. And his reaction is:
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-m-xCZRAiwU0/Tzf3AUcnVgI/AAAAAAAAACM/Veas5B5Lu9A/s800/vc-mp-011.jpg
In this picture, Nab cops tried to rambo-jump on the shack with speeder, and almost killed me in process( I was standing on jump, don't ask me how I got there). It caused havoc on shack with over populated vehicles. Now they tried pushing it back in waters to clear off shack for RP purposes. In this attempt, two cops died(one of them joined IARPD, later that day). Bring it on, the finest cop division in history of argonath
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-2eC9UqSe_bo/Tzf3MCoZpMI/AAAAAAAAACc/fAp1ZRko7OQ/s800/vc-mp-010.jpg
Last of the day, Ave arranged 4 hurdle wars ( 1 official, others were just cash throwing and for advert purposes). I won all 4 of them. After winning the last one, my reaction and comments:
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-qf7uC2mIPAM/Tzf3EzDoi8I/AAAAAAAAACU/I6GL1xo8cHw/s800/vc-mp-012.jpg
More funny epic moments coming soon, if I join on weekends again, thanks
There is chatlogs in it, smartass.
[WSt]Marcell: we have melee shopsZOMG NO WAY!
looks like shadow found his soul-mate, who's gonna propose first??Me!!!
oh so that's the screen you took five seconds after calling me a polish lagging dickhead and managing to kill me while i was standing lolUhh...
Uhh...Ahh...
Ahh...Mhh...
Mhh...Shh... :P
Shh... :PBleh...
Bleh...Bahh...
Bahh...
oh so that's the screen you took five seconds after calling me a polish lagging dickhead and managing to kill me while i was standing lolehhhhh?
*** [DC]Pups touch ajj ass.
*** [EAF]Alarba thinks Pups is ajj's boyfriend
*** ajj punches pups in ball
*** [EAF]Alarba now thinks otherwise
oh so that's the screen you took five seconds after calling me a polish lagging dickhead and managing to kill me while i was standing lolIsn't 5 second,before i took the picture,you're standing to my territory,then i must killed you.
Lance_V: i have a right to defend myself:rofl:
ekyuo[VR]: no you dont
ekyuo[VR]: you are wanted
(http://o50.img-up.net/1ed9b.PNG)
(http://u03.img-up.net/2602c.PNG)
A Hacker got CAGED .. jajajaja.You have a Future, Nylez :cop:
And then you're driving through Havana, because you're checking your FPS, when this happens::rofl:
:rofl:
And then you're driving through Havana, because you're checking your FPS, when this happens:
Gruppe Sechs really lives up to its name.LOL...
This shows the smartness of people in Argonath ..:lol:
Klaus tried to be funny, but I made sure I wasn't being bullied :(. (f**k u Klaus).
And after that Einherjar makes a very clever respond to my words.
He probably got shot in the head a few times too much.
Klaus tried to be funny, but I made sure I wasn't being bullied :(. (f**k u Klaus).:D
(http://y08.img-up.net/vc5323645.jpg)Lol I remember this one, it was epic. :D
Since when was flaming allowed?... ><It's just friends having fun >.>
We have always supported Klaus, and would still like to support him. However he and the admin team should realize that they have to run the server to the principles of the owners. And that includes a severe limitation in flaming and offending each other for "friendly jokes", a direct punishment of any racism related issues and removing from the community anyone who feels new people are to be disrespected rather than welcomed.
http://www.argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?topic=73241.msg1118270#msg1118270 (http://www.argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?topic=73241.msg1118270#msg1118270)
That certainly does not mean to turn VC:MP in to a copy of SA:MP, we would be very much against that. However it does mean to treat others with respect and forget about discrimination.
I do not know how its in your contry today, but we were taught that an offensive word is an offensive word, and will be dealt with as such. The concept of discriminating between friends who you can call by any offensive name as they are friends and strangers that you can not call offensive names as they are not your friend is something we will never support.
Do you consider me your friend ? Then you are a gay noob. If not, you are a nice guy...
http://www.argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?topic=73241.msg1118573#msg1118573 (http://www.argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?topic=73241.msg1118573#msg1118573)
Lol I remember this one, it was epic. :DTsk tsk Alarba :rofl:
lol enough of the overreaction. I guess its more an inside joke to actually see the the funny side of it, but anyways its just friendly banter.Even if that's true, they need to be careful about it. If someone gets offended, we all know what happens, and if that's not the intention, then we don't want to head that route. :)
Even if that's true, they need to be careful about it. If someone gets offended, we all know what happens, and if that's not the intention, then we don't want to head that route. :)Even friendly banters are kept under a close eye so others do not get offended, and most of the time people don't even notice such a thing happening :D
even worse:lol:
(http://z34.img-up.net/vc3214c5e.jpg)
(http://z34.img-up.net/vc3214c5e.jpg)This is how Morphine and I usually tend to talk. This is how we understand each other and we sure as hell don't want to change it. I'm sure Argonath's Vision has no law(s) on making communication between person A and person B harder, does it?
This is how Morphine and I usually tend to talk. This is how we understand each other and we sure as hell don't want to change it. I'm sure Argonath's Vision has no law(s) on making communication between person A and person B harder, does it?In that image, you are clearly joking with one another, and you both know it and agree that it's alright. The issue is when other people insult groups of people, or specific people, and take offense to it whether they know it's a joke or not.
Pro Helicopter parking!HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXX
Speaking of helicopters.../c teleport much?
(http://i47.tinypic.com/2utqexz.jpg)
/c teleport much?teleport gets you out of cars you dummy
teleport gets you out of cars you dummyI forgot that , my bad. But still, how the heck? Underground glitch or something like that?
I forgot that , my bad. But still, how the heck? Underground glitch or something like that?....or Stormeus :roll:
....or Stormeus :roll::D
Dafuq? Pups trolling?That's not trolling but normal man needs.
WHY NO BODY REPLY ME WHY IN MY UNBAN REQUETS ADMINS YOU SUCK:D pro
WHY NO BODY REPLY ME WHY IN MY UNBAN REQUETS ADMINS YOU SUCKOmaigad.. You are going nowhere with that attitude fella..
Yep, funny chat logs, but there is no post pictures topic which are funny.
So this topic comes the closest, hhh.
Mèhh anyway ..
Hmm ..
DONUT
You're always welcome to post over here ofc - http://www.argonathrpg.eu/index.php?topic=7813.0 (http://www.argonathrpg.eu/index.php?topic=7813.0)
WHY NO BODY REPLY ME WHY IN MY UNBAN REQUETS ADMINS YOU SUCK
This is A funny chat(forum)log...wanna my autograph first give me 5000000 EURO UNBAN ME and NEW CONSOLE
Asoku, I never had chance to talk with you!! But, I am a big fan of yours. Please, I need your autograph!!! I am gonna store it for 1000 more years, tell my grandchildren to store it for 1000 more and so on!!
Why would you need a new console if you had 5 million..maybe because im am igoist
wow its really work ?
(http://i.imgur.com/tthcS.jpg)Man, i laughed hard at that thing!
Is it true that Ellen was Volk?
(http://i.imgur.com/tthcS.jpg)
I love thoses days...Money beggers :devroll:
(http://i46.tinypic.com/chrus.jpg)
Money beggers :devroll:
So, i guess aXXo likes to timeout. + Free passwords :rules:hahaha THIS SO FUNNY
hahaha THIS SO FUNNYSarcasm >_> + I think it would be better if you get forum banned and just be able to reply on your unban.
Sarcasm >_> + I think it would be better if you get forum banned and just be able to reply on your unban.this not sarcasm and why i need forum ban im do anything
Atleast we won't have listen to your bull.
Seriously......i hate VCMP :poke:
Ofc Nylez is a genius...Avenger killing himself over and over again :devroll:
I met funny chat logs at my entrance... Learn to drive Kessu... Lul:
Han: Kessuzito be gud driver
>> [EAF]Kessu killed [DnA]Avenger (Vehicle) (Body)
(http://i.imgur.com/tthcS.jpg)
WUAHAHAHA :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
This guy started us? We're gonna finish him off. With a good one.
:cry:
Well, don't worry, I humped everyone out there :lol:GAY
Okay here is a good one off a guy named [Korean]***Drix : How culd you !!
Korean What?
]***Drix : Ram me and kill my gf
Korean : i am Korean
etc.. nother one
Admin TeaM_Snake Froze [Korean]
Snake : No dm okay and no carkill
Admin TeaM_Snake Unfroze [Korean]
[Korean] : Are you carzy?
[Korean] : I am God
**We all was laughing.
[Korean] : hahaha?
[Korean] : Fight????
Then.. laiter..
[Korean] : Drox shut up
Drix: Omg here it comes again
[Korean] : I am God
loool
All happened in one day when we were cruising, then these two weirdos came. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:Those screenshots should be sent to [email protected] because they contain rulebreaking. That is not really something that belongs here, as it puts off a bad view of our community.
Luca: Kessu
[EAF]Kessu: ye?
Luca: I am bored
[EAF]Kessu: my give-a-f**k-o-meter almost moved an inch
[EAF]Kessu: ALMOST
(http://i45.tinypic.com/wrfhns.jpg)
(http://i45.tinypic.com/wrfhns.jpg):rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
(http://i45.tinypic.com/wrfhns.jpg)I lold.
(http://i48.tinypic.com/ru5kpu.png)
To all the people wondering;Don't forget abusing it to get more cash in one of the accounts. :P
Multi-accounting IS allowed as long as you don't try to gain advantage through it over other players. (aka smuggling with yourself, owning more than 2 cars, 1 prop, 1 business). If such case was to happen you can expect them to just be plainly REMOVED from you with no refund.
Don't forget abusing it to get more cash in one of the accounts. :PIt includes itself with 'advantage over other players'.
Don't forget abusing it to get more cash in one of the accounts. :P
Uh, we don't get 10k when we start a new account, It's VC:MP not SA:MP.I am aware of that. It's not the only way to abuse money, though.
VC:MP Funny Chat Logs
Need I say more?
Don't discuss that here, please.
Thanks.
Haha, Klaus' cat has a nasty habit on jumping on the left click. I remember the cat killing me once using nades. :D
(http://i50.tinypic.com/2wncmew.jpg)
I know the feeling :razz:
I seem to play most when I have hundreds of assignment deadlines to meet and exams to revise for. :DDon't we all? :D
(http://i50.tinypic.com/2mh6b6r.png)
Here is another chat log:Hahahaha I was so baffled at too. :lol:
Notes: [EAF]mclovin was specing me.
The guy in the Manana is Rapture.
:)
Hahahaha I was so baffled at too. :lol:Weeee, you're finally back :D
Weeee, you're finally back :DYessir! Took long enough but I'm back :)
Looks like some fun happens on VCMP, worth installing it again?Yes.
You playing with widescreen setting on? ur guy looks like he hasn't eaten in years :S
Thanks Kessu. I have less lag now, due to setting Widescreen OFF. The image is not so good, but at least less lag. :DMaybe try to crack up the resolution.
After these commentaries, the server REALLY restarted :rofl: :rofl: (I think it was Gandalf :P)Absolutely not, this was an ddos attack on the server. Plain impersonation and this dude can await a routeblock.
I'm sorry to point out, but which of these do you consider funny? :S
So practically, you consider EVERY word you see funny?
Let's see...
hi.
Not every word :P, but I was too lazy to put something to the funny words :P
Post Merge: May 11, 2013, 07:07:15 pm
LOL
So you draw red circles over the whole chat except for one line.. :conf:
Someone got a little mad ...Oh wow. XD
that's a rule break, not funny chat log. lol
Stormeus saw it before I posted it here, so it's all good.I didn't mean it seriously anyway.. :D
Just laugh at the stupidity of people, it doesn't matter!
I didn't mean it seriously anyway.. :D
(http://i43.tinypic.com/fzb2gy.png)Haha, that image pretty much sums up VC-MP.
Welcome to VC : D
(http://n68.imgup.net/Untitled5c2c.png)That was a fun RP, the crazy golf club guy, and the "So much use of the D word, feels like watching Django" right before that screenshot :lol:
"engrish"- ©Nylez :lol::uhm: ...
(http://i39.servimg.com/u/f39/17/75/11/56/vc-mp-11.jpg)lol! Yo Nylez, whats that map mod you using? It looks awesome.
:lol:
http://www.gtagarage.com/mods/show.php?id=11632Thanks Brian!
(http://i62.tinypic.com/35a65tw.jpg)LOL
Just some of the gags I found funny from the last summer. lol.
[DC]Ki_Reddy: my phone is too distracting
[DC]Hype: f**k phones
[DC]Hype: there's skype for that
[DC]Hype: ^
Can't agree more with myself.
I'm sorry to burst the bubble, but posting your own quotes in the funny chat logs is kind of... Umm.. Well.. You know.. :janek:
It's like showing a promotional video which doesn't show how the work really is done. :rofl:
Oh f you :neutral2:Rekt.
I think the chatlog of the triple heliblade kill during the smuggle would be better though.:(
When I said you respawnall on my count then you respawnall on my count or else you crash :lol: :rofl:I refuse to accept this reality!! :(
Runs VC:MP ever so smoothly.Really?
I think the chatlog of the triple heliblade kill during the smuggle would be better though.
Really?
ARPD Officer XkillerX killed [EAF]Fuzz with helicopter blades to body.
ARPD Officer XkillerX killed [EAF]Doom with helicopter blades to body.
ARPD Officer XkillerX killed [EAF]Nylez with helicopter blades to body.
[EAF]Nylez:Lol.
Admin [EAF]Fuzz warned XkillerX of Heliblading
LOL.
*bunch of salty SWATs*
[03:42:31] LALU: can you give me a rocket , minigun and tank i am not killing anybodyCoorection: infinite rocket, infinite minigun and tank*
[03:43:18] LALU killed **NaxoKiller666** with a Pump-Action Shotgun (on left leg)
:neutral2:Expected "Hype-less" smuggle
[VCPD Radio] Attention units! The smuggler yacht is on the move.
[VCPD Radio] Suspects: [NAR]Emerald, [NAR]Tibix, [NAR]Metal, Urmughan, ggmm, [DU]Orochi, ghiless0_02_to.
Nepko has left the server (Quit)
=AV=Hype has joined the server from Romania.
=AV=Hype: ITS HIGH NOON
[DU]Orochi: ..
Urmughan: shit
ghiless0_02_to: hype
Urmughan: hype is here
VCPD at it's finest( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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VCPD New Tactics Leaked:
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(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/278243109538758656/375363976239775744/NAR2.png)(https://www.divorceny.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/177/2011/12/Soap20in20Mouth.jpg) < for Danny
(https://s5.postimg.org/cly5s63x3/dfwdfq.jpg)Hahahaha Good screen for funny chat log XD
[20:23:50] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] =TRC=Maddy: HI
[20:23:51] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] =TRC=Maddy: IM DRUNK
[20:23:54] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] =TRC=Maddy: SO DONT MIND ME
[20:23:54] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] Pyro_Escotta: omg
[20:23:56] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] Pyro_Escotta: lol
[20:23:57] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] =TRC=Maddy: BEING IMMATURE
[20:26:15] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] Martino_Gonzales: where assemble?
[20:26:22] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] [EAF]DeZ: pyro is in the fucking cb
[20:26:23] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] =TRC=Maddy: CONSTURCITON SITE
[20:26:25] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] =TRC=Maddy: CONSTURCITON SITE
[20:26:26] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] =TRC=Maddy: CONSTURCITON SITE
[20:26:51] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] =TRC=Maddy: ISHDCNAT SEE
[20:26:53] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] =TRC=Maddy: I SCNAT SEDE
[20:26:55] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] =TRC=Maddy: I CNAT SEE
[20:26:56] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] Pyro_Escotta: lol dude
[20:27:16] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] Martino_Gonzales: where assemble
[20:27:19] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] Martino_Gonzales: you didids
[20:27:19] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] [EAF]Sean: for fucks sake dez learn to drive lmao
[20:27:22] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] =TRC=Maddy: CONSTRUCTION SITE VIE PONT
[20:27:23] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] Martino_Gonzales: where assemble
[20:27:25] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] =TRC=Maddy: CONSTRUCTION SITE VICE POINT
[20:27:26] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] =TRC=Maddy: CONSTRUCTION SITE VICE POINT
[20:27:31] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] [EAF]Sean: ,eet putside construction vice poin
[20:27:33] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] =TRC=Maddy: TRC HOOD
[20:28:11] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] =TRC=Maddy: LET ME TAKE !)))) AK
[20:28:14] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] =TRC=Maddy: 1000
[20:28:30] =TRC=Maddy shouts: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!
[20:28:31] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] Martino_Gonzales: I CANT BREATHE
[20:28:33] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] Pyro_Escotta: ffs
[20:28:35] =TRC=Maddy shouts: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!
[20:28:36] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] Pyro_Escotta: stab your back
[20:28:37] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] Pyro_Escotta: stab your back
[20:28:38] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] Pyro_Escotta: stab your back
[20:28:38] =TRC=Maddy shouts: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!
[20:28:38] Martino_Gonzales says: hello
[20:28:47] Martino_Gonzales says: so what i plan is a -Blurred-
[20:28:51] =TRC=Maddy shouts: WHAT!!
[20:28:53] [Call] [EAF]DeZ: ?
[20:28:54] Martino_Gonzales says: we have enough guys yes?
[20:28:58] [Call] [EAF]DeZ: /addsmuggle
[20:28:58] =TRC=Maddy says: WHAT -Blurred-
[20:29:49] Pyro_Escotta arrives with his beautiful bike.
[20:29:54] =TRC=Maddy shouts: FCJ THIS BIKE!!
[20:29:58] [EAF]DeZ says: hmm nice bike
[20:29:59] Martino_Gonzales: =TRC=Maddy shouts: FCJ THIS BIKE!!
[20:30:47] Martino_Gonzales: you no drunk
[20:30:58] Martino_Gonzales: u acting drunk
[20:31:02] =TRC=Maddy: WHAT
[20:31:04] Martino_Gonzales: you no drunk nibba
[20:31:04] =TRC=Maddy: U WANTPIC?
[20:31:05] *> [EAF]DeZ killed =TRC=Maddy with an M60 to right leg. <*
[20:31:06] Pyro_Escotta: lmao
[20:31:07] [EAF]DeZ: wtf
[20:31:07] Martino_Gonzales: pic what
[20:31:08] Nylez: loool
[20:31:09] Martino_Gonzales: lmao
[20:31:11] =TRC=Maddy: BEERS
[20:31:11] [EAF]DeZ: i wnte dto expodec ar'
[20:31:13] =TRC=Maddy: WAIT I SEND IN
[20:31:17] =TRC=Maddy: DISCORD
[20:33:51] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] =TRC=Maddy: WAT
[20:33:57] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] =TRC=Maddy: ffs
[20:33:59] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] =TRC=Maddy: i cant see
[20:34:00] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] Martino_Gonzales: let's X -blurred-
[20:34:01] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] =TRC=Maddy: anything
[20:34:11] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] =TRC=Maddy: coming
[20:34:12] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] Martino_Gonzales: LET'S X -blurred-
[20:34:21] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] =TRC=Maddy: WAIT
[20:37:43] Martino_Gonzales: maddy
[20:37:47] Martino_Gonzales: give that caps lock
[20:37:47] =TRC=Maddy: ?
[20:37:51] Martino_Gonzales: a good old punch
[20:37:51] =TRC=Maddy: IM HOLDING HSIFT
[20:37:55] Martino_Gonzales: why
[20:37:56] Martino_Gonzales: lol
[20:37:57] =TRC=Maddy: IDK
[20:38:02] Martino_Gonzales: lmao
[20:38:09] Martino_Gonzales: stop holding then
[20:38:10] =TRC=Maddy: BLAME THE 7 BEERS
[20:38:18] Martino_Gonzales: fuck you 7 beers
[20:38:20] =TRC=Maddy: I HAVE TO GO PEE
[20:39:00] =TRC=Maddy: BCAK
[20:39:13] =TRC=Maddy: BHENCHDO
[Maddy fights DeZ for shooting him]
[Finally, DeZ and Maddy stops: [20:40:56] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] [EAF]DeZ: enough]
[20:40:59] =TRC=Maddy shouts: GERT OUT!
[20:41:04] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] [EAF]DeZ: ok X
[20:41:07] =TRC=Maddy: wtf
[20:41:08] Nylez: rofl ..
[20:41:08] Pyro_Escotta: rofl
[20:41:09] *> =TRC=Maddy killed Elizabeth with an M4 to head. <*
[20:41:09] =TRC=Maddy: i killed
[20:41:09] Pyro_Escotta: wtf
[20:41:09] Martino_Gonzales: lmao
[20:41:09] =TRC=Maddy: lol
[20:41:10] Martino_Gonzales: gg
[20:41:13] [EAF]Sean: what the fuck
[20:41:18] =TRC=Maddy: I WANTED TO
[20:41:19] =TRC=Maddy: POP TIRES
[20:41:20] [EAF]Sean: seriusly
[20:41:20] =TRC=Maddy: IM SRY
[20:41:25] Martino_Gonzales: LMAO
[20:41:37] =TRC=Maddy: ELIZA
[20:41:38] =TRC=Maddy: IM SORRY
[20:41:40] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] Martino_Gonzales: i'll just wait at the construction ste
[20:41:40] =TRC=Maddy: COME AGAIN
[20:41:41] =TRC=Maddy: WE RP
[20:41:45] Elizabeth: fk off
[20:41:46] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] =TRC=Maddy: dont let me
[20:41:47] UFt.Daffy has logged in.
[20:41:48] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] =TRC=Maddy: do anything
[20:41:49] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] =TRC=Maddy: plz
[b][20:41:53] [EAF]DeZ: eliza
[/b][20:41:56] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] Martino_Gonzales: except for /sur
[b][20:41:56] [EAF]DeZ: chase ihm
[/b][20:41:57] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] =TRC=Maddy: i dont want to get banned
[20:41:58] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] Martino_Gonzales: ok
[20:42:08] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] Pyro_Escotta: we wil misss you maddy
[20:42:11] Elizabeth: brb report
[20:42:12] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] =TRC=Maddy: :<
[Minimission at the Sea Shack]
[20:46:26] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] [EAF]DeZ: dont open
[20:46:27] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] [EAF]DeZ: dont open
[20:46:27] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] [EAF]DeZ: dont open
[20:46:29] =TRC=Maddy: i got glitched
[20:46:35] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] Martino_Gonzales: pick me the fuck up
[20:46:38] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] [EAF]DeZ: u opened?
[20:46:48] The crate has been opened.
[20:46:52] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] [EAF]DeZ: fuck you retards
[20:46:54] *> Nylez killed =TRC=Maddy with a shotgun to body. <*
[20:46:54] The crate holder was killed and the diamonds are destroyed.
[20:46:55] =TRC=Maddy: wtf
[20:46:57] [BAND 271.2 Mhz] Martino_Gonzales: lmao
[20:46:58] UFt.luchgox: hh
[20:46:59] Elizabeth: lol
[20:47:03] Elizabeth: amazing
[20:47:04] =TRC=Maddy: =TRC=Maddy shouts: sit!!
[20:47:06] Martino_Gonzales: good one nylonia
[20:47:07] =TRC=Maddy: *> Nylez killed =TRC=Maddy with a shotgun to body. <*
Hahahaha Good screen for funny chat log XD:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :eek:
Late but yeah that's our Chief on new year's day.
(https://s14.postimg.org/uv3chegr1/IMG_20180101_225833.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/uv3chegr1/)
Ft. Happy New Year
Fuck 2018 :gand::lol:
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ARTISTIC
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(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/341644914435555330/438432514021785642/Capture.PNG)(https://i.imgur.com/IquLmE2.png)
[18:04:34] Martino_Gonzales: That fucking name
[18:04:38] Martino_Gonzales: ID 12
[18:04:47] =_[H][U][L][K]_= has logged in.
[18:05:00] =_[H][U][L][K]_=: Y
[18:05:05] =_[H][U][L][K]_=: jelouse ?
[18:05:16] Martino_Gonzales: It just fucking looks disorienting
[18:05:26] Martino_Gonzales: No I'm not "jealous"
[18:05:35] =_[H][U][L][K]_=: lol KIDS THESES dAYS
[18:05:59] Martino_Gonzales: Anyone with more than 3 brain cells know that your name looks like absolute shit
[18:06:11] Martino_Gonzales: It's like someone just smashed a bunch of []
[18:06:12] Martino_Gonzales: on it
[18:06:20] =_[H][U][L][K]_=: wanna suck my big .i. ?
[18:06:29] Martino_Gonzales: /shrug
[18:06:33] Martino_Gonzales: not gonna continue
[18:06:43] Admin [EAF]Kessu banned =_[H][U][L][K]_= for last time you decided to show off your 10cm dick, this time I'll show you my 30kg sledgehammer
[18:06:43] =_[H][U][L][K]_= has left the server. (Kick/Banned)
Code: [Select][18:04:34] Martino_Gonzales: That fucking name
[18:04:38] Martino_Gonzales: ID 12
[18:04:47] =_[H][U][L][K]_= has logged in.
[18:05:00] =_[H][U][L][K]_=: Y
[18:05:05] =_[H][U][L][K]_=: jelouse ?
[18:05:16] Martino_Gonzales: It just fucking looks disorienting
[18:05:26] Martino_Gonzales: No I'm not "jealous"
[18:05:35] =_[H][U][L][K]_=: lol KIDS THESES dAYS
[18:05:59] Martino_Gonzales: Anyone with more than 3 brain cells know that your name looks like absolute shit
[18:06:11] Martino_Gonzales: It's like someone just smashed a bunch of []
[18:06:12] Martino_Gonzales: on it
[18:06:20] =_[H][U][L][K]_=: wanna suck my big .i. ?
[18:06:29] Martino_Gonzales: /shrug
[18:06:33] Martino_Gonzales: not gonna continue
[18:06:43] Admin [EAF]Kessu banned =_[H][U][L][K]_= for last time you decided to show off your 10cm dick, this time I'll show you my 30kg sledgehammer
[18:06:43] =_[H][U][L][K]_= has left the server. (Kick/Banned)
I think I fucking orchestrated this ban.
I have no regrets.
:lol:hmm...
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(https://i.imgur.com/X7GTY7F.png)loooool
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(https://i.imgur.com/X7GTY7F.png):hah: :lol:
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Really funny.
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/346242810317635584/473419472913432586/unknown.png)Kek :lol: :lol: :hah: :hah:
Really funny.
get outta hereReally funny.
[23:32:02] Shaw shouts: my car is smoking!!Hao to smoke weeds Ft.Shaw's car
[23:32:03] Pyro: rude af
[23:32:19] You are entering a Police [PD-025] owned by the VCPD.
[23:32:25] Nylez shouts: your car is an addict!!
[23:32:32] Shaun_Schmidt says: Hey Sarge
[23:32:35] Thomas_Lopez shouts: car smoking weeds!!
[23:32:35] Nylez says: Helo
[23:32:50] Thomas_Lopez: omg
[23:32:56] Thomas_Lopez: Shaw's car smoking weeds
[23:33:03] Vito_Lopez the cars inhales
[23:33:03] Shaw: lmfao
[23:33:08] the car* Vito_Lopez
[23:33:16] Vito_Lopez: lmfao
[23:33:18] Shaun_Schmidt: It will later nighstick everyone
[20:56:29] [NAR]Spartain has logged in.
[20:56:56] [NAR]Spartain: when was minimission
[20:56:59] Nylez: idk
[20:57:02] DaniGold: 15 minutes ago
[20:57:02] Nylez: can pop any moment
[20:57:06] [NAR]Spartain has left the server. (Quit)
[20:57:11] Nylez: omg
[20:57:12] DaniGold: hahahahahah
[20:57:14] A crate was found washed up at the shore near the Military base.
[20:57:16] Nylez: LOL
[20:57:17] DaniGold: fuck him
[20:57:17] Midas: lol
[20:57:17] Aky: LOL
[20:57:18] DaniGold: HAHAHA
[20:57:18] [NAR]tkthaman: looooollll
[20:57:20] Nylez: HAHAHAHAHHA
[20:57:23] Aky: rekt
[20:57:25] [NAR]tkthaman: hahah
[20:57:36] DaniGold: baited his ass so hard
Thats what you get @SPARTAIN for coming only for the minimission! :lol:
Had to bring it back, couldn't resist kekeGay
Mex says: blow job 10 buckz
Kowalski says: Okay!!
Kowalski says: lets do this
Mex says: in public?
Kowalski says: yes I like it that way
Mex opens Kowalski's pants
Mex says: its huge officer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kowalski says: can u put it to your mouth?
Mex bites kowalskis dick off and runs
Kowalski shouts: ARRRRAHJ!!
[VCPD Radio] ARPD Officer Kowalski has suspected Mex for eating my dick
Kowalski shouts: SURRENDER!!
Sorry Mex :lol:
Had to bring it back, couldn't resist keke
Mex says: blow job 10 buckz
Kowalski says: Okay!!
Kowalski says: lets do this
Mex says: in public?
Kowalski says: yes I like it that way
Mex opens Kowalski's pants
Mex says: its huge officer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kowalski says: can u put it to your mouth?
Mex bites kowalskis dick off and runs
Kowalski shouts: ARRRRAHJ!!
[VCPD Radio] ARPD Officer Kowalski has suspected Mex for eating my dick
Kowalski shouts: SURRENDER!!
Sorry Mex :lol:
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/54c6dcfd62d9d1b967bca7e729c67b8f/tenor.gif)Had to bring it back, couldn't resist keke
Mex says: blow job 10 buckz
Kowalski says: Okay!!
Kowalski says: lets do this
Mex says: in public?
Kowalski says: yes I like it that way
Mex opens Kowalski's pants
Mex says: its huge officer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kowalski says: can u put it to your mouth?
Mex bites kowalskis dick off and runs
Kowalski shouts: ARRRRAHJ!!
[VCPD Radio] ARPD Officer Kowalski has suspected Mex for eating my dick
Kowalski shouts: SURRENDER!!
Sorry Mex :lol:
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You really love killing yourself :uhm:You should know that Aky comes from "alright, kill yourself" :dead:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
RIP NARWhat's funny in this chat, dude ?
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RIP NARWhat's funny in this chat, dude ?
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:uhm:
[15:42:01] =TRC=Maddy has logged in.
[15:42:02] =TRC=Maddy: gay
[15:42:09] You are entering a Squalo [VC-C880] owned by =TRC=BriGa.
[15:42:17] =TRC=Maddy: [EAF]Kessu last logged in 2 days 21 hours 49 minutes ago.
[15:42:27] You are entering a Squalo [VC-C880] owned by =TRC=BriGa.
[15:42:32] =TRC=Maddy: why are you fishing
[15:42:38] You caught an Ogra! Sell it at the Fish Market, Vice Port.
[15:42:40] You are entering a Squalo [VC-C880] owned by =TRC=BriGa.
[15:42:44] Thomas_Soprano: wot?
[15:42:51] =TRC=Maddy: you're fishing
[15:43:06] Thomas_Soprano: thx for informing i didn't knew
[15:43:17] =TRC=Maddy: you fag
[15:43:21] =TRC=Maddy: why are you fishing
[15:43:23] =TRC=Maddy: is my question
[15:43:32] Thomas_Soprano: why should a person fish?
[15:43:42] =TRC=Maddy: jesus
[15:43:45] =TRC=Maddy: you dumb hobo
[15:43:45] You caught an Ogra! Sell it at the Fish Market, Vice Port.
[15:43:49] Thomas_Soprano: get that answer
[15:43:52] =TRC=Maddy: are you purchasing any properties
[15:43:58] Thomas_Soprano: then you will get your question's answer too
[15:43:59] You are entering a Squalo [VC-C880] owned by =TRC=BriGa.
[15:44:04] =TRC=Maddy: you're a complete idiot
[15:44:18] You are entering a Squalo [VC-C880] owned by =TRC=BriGa.
[15:44:26] You caught an Ogra! Sell it at the Fish Market, Vice Port.
[15:44:27] You are entering a Squalo [VC-C880] owned by =TRC=BriGa.
[15:44:49] You caught an Ogra! Sell it at the Fish Market, Vice Port.
[15:44:50] You are entering a Squalo [VC-C880] owned by =TRC=BriGa.
[15:45:43] You have sold the Ogras you caught for $2,700!
[15:45:47] You are entering a Hotring Racer #1 [VC-C1335] owned by [Triad]Gerry.
[15:45:52] Cash: $2,700 | Bank: $554,014
[15:47:08] =TRC=Maddy: Cash: $0 | Bank: $1,919,297
[15:47:09] =TRC=Maddy: rip
[15:47:23] You have deposited $2,700 into your bank account.
[15:47:23] The government taxed $729 from the deposit according to the current 27% tax rate.
[15:47:31] Thomas_Soprano: whatever
[15:47:38] =TRC=Maddy: jeez
[15:47:43] Cash: $0 | Bank: $555,985
[15:47:47] =TRC=Maddy: stop being a fake
[15:47:48] =TRC=Maddy: ffs
[15:47:49] You are entering a Hotring Racer #1 [VC-C1335] owned by [Triad]Gerry.
[15:47:51] =TRC=Maddy: so annoying
[15:47:52] =TRC=Maddy has left the server. (Quit)
[15:47:59] Thomas_Soprano: :ok_hand:
When you actually not in mood to listen someone but he is trying to get the attention of yours, 99% this happensCode: [Select][15:42:01] =TRC=Maddy has logged in.
[15:42:02] =TRC=Maddy: gay
[15:42:09] You are entering a Squalo [VC-C880] owned by =TRC=BriGa.
[15:42:17] =TRC=Maddy: [EAF]Kessu last logged in 2 days 21 hours 49 minutes ago.
[15:42:27] You are entering a Squalo [VC-C880] owned by =TRC=BriGa.
[15:42:32] =TRC=Maddy: why are you fishing
[15:42:38] You caught an Ogra! Sell it at the Fish Market, Vice Port.
[15:42:40] You are entering a Squalo [VC-C880] owned by =TRC=BriGa.
[15:42:44] Thomas_Soprano: wot?
[15:42:51] =TRC=Maddy: you're fishing
[15:43:06] Thomas_Soprano: thx for informing i didn't knew
[15:43:17] =TRC=Maddy: you fag
[15:43:21] =TRC=Maddy: why are you fishing
[15:43:23] =TRC=Maddy: is my question
[15:43:32] Thomas_Soprano: why should a person fish?
[15:43:42] =TRC=Maddy: jesus
[15:43:45] =TRC=Maddy: you dumb hobo
[15:43:45] You caught an Ogra! Sell it at the Fish Market, Vice Port.
[15:43:49] Thomas_Soprano: get that answer
[15:43:52] =TRC=Maddy: are you purchasing any properties
[15:43:58] Thomas_Soprano: then you will get your question's answer too
[15:43:59] You are entering a Squalo [VC-C880] owned by =TRC=BriGa.
[15:44:04] =TRC=Maddy: you're a complete idiot
[15:44:18] You are entering a Squalo [VC-C880] owned by =TRC=BriGa.
[15:44:26] You caught an Ogra! Sell it at the Fish Market, Vice Port.
[15:44:27] You are entering a Squalo [VC-C880] owned by =TRC=BriGa.
[15:44:49] You caught an Ogra! Sell it at the Fish Market, Vice Port.
[15:44:50] You are entering a Squalo [VC-C880] owned by =TRC=BriGa.
[15:45:43] You have sold the Ogras you caught for $2,700!
[15:45:47] You are entering a Hotring Racer #1 [VC-C1335] owned by [Triad]Gerry.
[15:45:52] Cash: $2,700 | Bank: $554,014
[15:47:08] =TRC=Maddy: Cash: $0 | Bank: $1,919,297
[15:47:09] =TRC=Maddy: rip
[15:47:23] You have deposited $2,700 into your bank account.
[15:47:23] The government taxed $729 from the deposit according to the current 27% tax rate.
[15:47:31] Thomas_Soprano: whatever
[15:47:38] =TRC=Maddy: jeez
[15:47:43] Cash: $0 | Bank: $555,985
[15:47:47] =TRC=Maddy: stop being a fake
[15:47:48] =TRC=Maddy: ffs
[15:47:49] You are entering a Hotring Racer #1 [VC-C1335] owned by [Triad]Gerry.
[15:47:51] =TRC=Maddy: so annoying
[15:47:52] =TRC=Maddy has left the server. (Quit)
[15:47:59] Thomas_Soprano: :ok_hand:
nice logs of you fishing :rofl:Public chat can't be used as evidence
yo got offended dude, have a chill pill :lol: :lol:
Figured that this guy was Tomasiro, I was laughing so hard that I was barely able to contain myself lol
Was waiting for Kessu to complete the transaction of the starfish island mansion, when I decided to have a conversation with this guy who was also online in the server, dude called himself out and got roasted hard.[18:35:54] Maddy has logged in.
[18:35:54] You have logged in successfully.
[18:36:00] Harry_SopranoT: sadly
[18:36:02] Steal one of the following wanted cars and bring it here for a reward. This list is updated every 24 minutes.
[18:36:02] Blista Compact[$1,100], Caddy[$1,000], Boxville[$1,200], Perennial[$1,100]
[18:36:05] Harry_SopranoT: trc is closed.
[18:36:14] Maddy: yeah, what can you do about it
[18:36:18] Maddy: every good thing has an end
[18:36:25] Harry_SopranoT: and why is that?
[18:36:30] Maddy: confidential
[18:36:37] The payphone is available. Use /payphone to call someone.
[18:36:37] You will be charged $20
[18:36:45] Maddy: damn soprano's are going in
[18:36:47] Harry_SopranoT: that'll happen when you always trait people.
[18:36:47] This is the fish market. Come here to sell Ogras you caught with a harpoon.
[18:36:47] Current market value for Ogras is $700.
[18:36:47] 0 Ogras have been sold.
[18:37:05] Maddy: I'm sorry, who are you?
[18:37:17] Harry_SopranoT: I don't know.
[18:37:21] Maddy: oh
[18:37:26] Maddy: a wisecrack
[18:37:31] Maddy: i'll keep that in mind
[18:37:40] Harry_SopranoT: I don't think you have one.
[18:37:51] Maddy: sadly, you're wrong
[18:37:59] Harry_SopranoT: I'm happy to be wrong.
[18:38:04] Maddy: good for you
[18:38:08] Harry_SopranoT: best for you.
[18:38:23] Maddy: don't talk out of your ass lmao
[18:38:29] You are entering a BF Injection [VC-C1517] owned by you.
[18:38:37] Harry_SopranoT: You don't have rights to order me.
[18:38:49] Maddy: im not ordering you, you donkey
[18:38:59] Harry_SopranoT: behave your language.
[18:39:22] Maddy: behave my language
[18:39:27] Maddy: what the fuck is that even supposed to mean
[18:39:29] Maddy: :pewdiepie:
[18:39:36] Harry_SopranoT: god knows.
[18:39:38] Harry_SopranoT: :thinking:
[18:39:43] Maddy: and you're stating that you're a god?
[18:39:56] Harry_SopranoT: now you're completely talking non-sense.
[18:40:05] Maddy: Harry_SopranoT: behave your language.
[18:40:11] Maddy: so, you do talk out of your ass
[18:40:27] Harry_SopranoT: I'm not in modd.
[18:40:29] Harry_SopranoT: mood*
[18:40:33] Maddy: if you yourself do not know what you're talking about
[18:40:46] Maddy: i know who you are
[18:41:01] Harry_SopranoT: go lose spiller's cash.
[18:41:08] Maddy: you're that wisecrack who posted the unfunny logs in the funny logs section
[18:41:20] Harry_SopranoT: yes and suddenly got demoted.
[18:41:21] Maddy: Spiller gave me 1.2m
[18:41:33] Maddy: I have more than 2.5m with me
[18:41:41] Maddy: so, i'm still a millionaire when I give his cash back to him
[18:41:57] Maddy: Harry_SopranoT: yes and suddenly got demoted.
[18:41:58] Maddy: wtf
[18:42:07] You are entering a BF Injection [VC-C1517] owned by you.
[18:42:10] Harry_SopranoT: where did you get that scheme from?
[18:42:15] Maddy: what scheme
[18:42:23] Maddy: i thought you aren't in the mood to talk bro
[18:42:37] Harry_SopranoT: double cash scheme.
[18:42:45] Maddy: so, why are you initiating a topic my dumb friend
[18:42:55] Harry_SopranoT: I'm not your friend.
[18:43:00] Maddy: no
[18:43:00] Harry_SopranoT: and you're dumb not me.
[18:43:03] Maddy: you're my dumb friend
[18:43:03] Maddy: xd
[18:43:11] Maddy: you're the dumbest motherfucker i ever met
[18:43:13] Harry_SopranoT: not funny.
[18:43:14] Maddy: :samuel_jackson:
[18:43:25] Harry_SopranoT: I'm going to abuse you if you continue this shit
[18:43:28] Maddy: lol
[18:43:31] Maddy: im so scared
[18:43:32] Maddy: xddd
[18:43:37] Harry_SopranoT: better for you
[18:43:39] Maddy: xdddd
[18:43:43] Maddy: now this shit
[18:43:48] Maddy: is going up in the funny logs
[18:43:48] Maddy: xd
[18:44:08] Harry_SopranoT: go snitch people.
[18:44:16] Maddy: why would i snitch people
[18:44:18] Maddy: i can snitch on people
[18:44:21] Maddy: i can't snitch people
[18:44:28] Harry_SopranoT: you wrote truth yourself.
[18:44:33] Maddy: yes
[18:44:38] Maddy: im an FBI agent
[18:44:39] Maddy: was*
[18:44:43] Maddy: it was my job
[18:44:45] Maddy: what do you expect
[18:44:54] Maddy: you can fish all day and no one does shit about it?
[18:44:56] Harry_SopranoT: None trusts you now, so don't be frank. This frankness is not needed now.
[18:45:04] Maddy: im not being frank
[18:45:13] Maddy: im being brutally honest
[18:45:16] Maddy: this is a game my child
[18:45:21] Maddy: stop taking it seriously
[18:45:26] Maddy: you might end up in the hospital
[18:45:27] Harry_SopranoT: taking this serious
[18:45:42] Harry_SopranoT: *ignore.
[18:45:46] Maddy: good
[18:46:15] Maddy: after all this bravado, you proved to me one point
[18:46:21] Maddy: you might act all macho
[18:46:24] Maddy: but deep inside
[18:46:27] Maddy: you a little bitch
[18:46:32] Harry_SopranoT: like you
[18:46:36] Maddy: so you agree
[18:46:37] Maddy: lmao
[18:46:44] Harry_SopranoT: I agree to a dumb.
[18:47:00] Maddy: :what:
[18:47:23] Maddy: ok ima post this in the funy logs
[18:47:24] Maddy: xd
Figured that this guy was Tomasiro, I was laughing so hard that I was barely able to contain myself lol
Conversations like this really make you question humanity.:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Conversations like this really make you question humanity.The moment comments are way funnier than the supposedly funny chat :lol:
[16:51:26] Maddy: lol were you spamming
[16:51:28] Maddy: /pickcrate
[16:51:34] Maddy: just so you can make 1k
[16:51:42] Goura: ok
[16:51:55] Thomas_Soprano: is it an answer?
[16:52:10] Goura: yes why noti remember a small log from one comment of rap devil by mgkTattoo artist: "What kind of tattoos do you want?"
MGK: "Yes."
Don't argue on main chatwith Meeses in the server.
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When Kowalski talks too much about his SAEMS Chief position
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Kowalski is just being cocky sometimes, it's nothing serious, I guess, plus the photo is kinda old, I am sure Kowalski doesn't have the same thinking now
Sad to see that such things is being told in main chat. We had good idea to merge EMS and FD and use one power but as we see in messages it's hard to do such things if player focuses on rank, not content.
Kowalski is just being cocky sometimes, it's nothing serious, I guess, plus the photo is kinda old, I am sure Kowalski doesn't have the same thinking now
Sad to see that such things is being told in main chat. We had good idea to merge EMS and FD and use one power but as we see in messages it's hard to do such things if player focuses on rank, not content.
Why should I be the one to mock if it coincides with a meme figure in my country.
(https://i.imgur.com/EZfQcX0.png)Ed Sheeran's pop hits tribute concert is definitely a night Vice City will remember for a long time 🤣😝
push & pull like magnet do
Wtf that's not how you spell deity you uncultured swine :(Cut him some slack, he's a brit :hah:
Wtf that's not how you spell deity you uncultured swine :(:rofl: :rofl:
Wtf that's not how you spell deity you uncultured swine :(Cut him some slack, he's a brit :hah:
the discrimination is shockingWtf that's not how you spell deity you uncultured swine :(Cut him some slack, he's a brit :hah:
:/
the discrimination is shockingWtf that's not how you spell deity you uncultured swine :(Cut him some slack, he's a brit :hah:
:/
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lawl
big brain
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(https://i.imgur.com/zwIYBSP.png)seggsual favors for promotions? Sounds like something FBI should investigate.
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Just another day in Huntsman's VCPD :cop:
had some good times with you all over the years, even when I was a pain when I first started playing and I was banned for a couple years. i learnt my lesson and have had some good recent times with you all. thanks all.always there for our friends