This happened when I forgot to type the nick I was directing the next server message:
*you have 5 seconds to leave server with your hacks*
Player1 left the server (leaving)
Player20 left the server (leaving)
Player12 left the server (leaving)
Player18 left the server (leaving)
[R*]RON: lol???
:(
More from old screenshots:
(global chat) [LVH]Orbifold: petey
(global chat) [LVH]Orbifold: petey
(admin chat) * Admin [R*]Petey: im not here lol
HQ: All units APB: Reporter: Doom_Rus_
HQ: Crime: jumping on police cat, Suspect: Arthalon
Advertisement: sex in mobile, Contact: Pro*ZERO[LV] Ph: ...
* [R*]Sharphis writes at paper ZERO's number
It's about the car colour, he said "gay esperanto" Instead of grey
J18199:what does AV mean?
=AV=Charger:almighty veterans
=AV=Grzesiek:Audio/Video
=AV=Charger:lol
=AV=Grzesiek:or Anti Virus
=AV=Decy:lol
Heres one i found by looken at some screens :lol:
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[LVA]Jellies: Just kill him man
SimoZki: SO BE IT
sRy: sobeit?
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Oh. I get it now.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
*[XD]Justin has stolen a car worth $4708.
sRy {Army}: Want me to hydra the car? :D
[XD]Justin: its a tank
sRy: :|
An idea of early morning mentality :)
WARNING: Vaeldious, The Cops Are After You For illegal aircraft in village. Reporter: Outsider:lol: LOL "Illegal aircraft in village" :rofl:
...I was refilling my hydra's gas tank at vinewood gas station......ffs.....Screenie! (http://www.rathsedge.net/badcrime2.jpg)
This happened when I forgot to type the nick I was directing the next server message:
*you have 5 seconds to leave server with your hacks*
Player1 left the server (leaving)
Player20 left the server (leaving)
Player12 left the server (leaving)
Player18 left the server (leaving)
[R*]RON: lol???
:(
Groek (paramedic): respawn you stupid ambulanceloool
:lol: :lol:
[R*]RON: That house will be about 180000.
[R*]RON: Stuart, do u have such money
Stuart_Dragons: nope :-(
[R*]RON: how much do u have?
Stuart_Dragons: about 9k
[R*]RON: ???
Stuart_Dragons: 9k
[R*]RON: 9000 - and you wanted to buy a house?
[R*]RON: ffs....
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(http://www.rathsedge.net/badcrime1.jpg)
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WARNING: Vaeldious, The Cops Are After You For illegal aircraft in village. Reporter: Outsider
...I was refilling my hydra's gas tank at vinewood gas station......ffs.....Screenie! (http://www.rathsedge.net/badcrime2.jpg)
DeadDevil: Yes officer?
DeadDevil: I have a license and I'm not afraid to use it!
Officer:can i see your drivers licence?
Driver:um, i left it in my other skin...
ahahah... umm... how do you get chat logs on here any ways... does it save in a chat log file?No, when somebothy type something funny take screeny ...
Officer:can i see your drivers licence?Oh shit :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lol:
Driver:um, i left it in my other skin...
[R*]RON: You can make a movie-story about your life on SA:MP
=AV=Hafford: the story of Hafford would involve the chat screen flooding.....
=AV=Hafford: Hafford has joined the game.
=AV=Hafford: Hafford has left the game
I wouldnt watch it, would make me sad :)
A cop was standing in front of my car...
=AV=Grzesiek: Yes officer?
[<SLY>]: sir
[<SLY>]: wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
A cop was standing in front of my car...LMFAO!
=AV=Grzesiek: Yes officer?
[<SLY>]: sir
[<SLY>]: wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
=AV=Grzesiek: lol :S
[<SLY>]: have a nice day
This happened when I forgot to type the nick I was directing the next server message:
*you have 5 seconds to leave server with your hacks*
Player1 left the server (leaving)
Player20 left the server (leaving)
Player12 left the server (leaving)
Player18 left the server (leaving)
[R*]RON: lol???
:(
_XS_TrojanTm plays on Decy's playstation on his inch 15 portable
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Player has been suspected -Reporter: Player2 Reason: LOL
Player has been unsuspected - Reporter: Player3 Reason : Not a crime
Player has been suspected - Reporter: Player2 - Reason : asasabdasdb
Player has been unsuspected -Player3 Reason: OMG!!
Player has been kicked by *ADMIN* - Reason: Lala
=AVt=Sharkbait: SEND MONEY TO ID 754 PLS PLS PLS
Admin*Immo*_Dragons:Wanna Marry me?<3
Unit 0 (Player): Code D - Out of donuts
(http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/74/chathf9.gif)
no comment :redface:
*Dave feels another marrige comming
*** FFS Joined the server.
FFS: ffs
*** FFS Left the server. (Leaveing)
yesterday morning chat logs lol :rofl:
Sonny_Burnett: You killed me
Sean_Farly: SO I CAN SHOOT
they werent involved but lol
then a sad one:
Sonny Burnett: my mom aint alive
few rows
[TB]John_Carter: My dad and my family got burned alive
sn34ky:cool
Im really sorry for sonny and john but that was woth mentioning
ok then later was wierd ad
Advertisement: selling sharkbaits bus for only 200$ XD, Contact:[GSF]Anto Phone:****
and in the evening another funny ad came up
Advertisement: Selling free drugs on Jizzy's Club rooftop, Contact:Billy_Corleone Phone:****
*Dave feels another marrige comming
GiacJr says: want to see the master bedroom? If you catch my drift..LOLL :rofl:
He ended up suiciding..And we both, by coincidence, became cops and lived another life.Yea, right :rofl: you're Not Jesus, are you? :trust:
:trust: « Again shifter... » :D
(http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/324/chat1qz8.png)
(http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6403/chat2ks4.png)
(http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/7123/chat3re3.png)
Yea, right :rofl: you're Not Jesus, are you? :trust:
(http://i17.tinypic.com/6f74ehs.jpg)
:lol:
J18199:what does AV mean?
=AV=Charger:almighty veterans
=AV=Grzesiek:Audio/Video
=AV=Charger:lol
=AV=Grzesiek:or Anti Virus
=AV=Decy:lol
PaulieWallnuts:what is prostotute ? ( i think prostitute)ahahaahahahahaahah :rofl:
PaulieWallnuts:something with your prostate ?
=CM=Billy: Does anyone know where the gamblers anonomous is?
[ALS]dan_lcfc: Take me with you!
=CM=Billy: OK
=CM=Billy crashes into the ocean
=CM=Billy: You still wanna come with me?
This is what Vael was trying to say:
Shifter: surrender cheesus
cheesus: wot if i dont?
Shifter: then ill kill u
cheesus: then try
.; cheesus was killed by Officer Shifter
:rofl:
rofl salvatore! stop paparazzi on me
his mom plays aswell, she is a DM'er :conf:
saw this a few mins ago...
Player 1: How do I make money
Player 2: Be a taxi driver
player 3: BE A HOOKER!!!
player 1: whats a hooker
:rofl: :rofl:
LOL this was yesterday when me, jcstodds and TjnU was cruising around Los Santos:
[Astar]TjnU says: Let's be friends :)
Slay_CorleoneT says: Sure, why not
[ALS]jcstodds says: ummm.. i'm not really on those homo things... :rofl:
TheFinalBoss:But i'm roleplaying a murderer
[AV]Rod:As paramedic?
TheFinalBoss:I'm an insane paramedic
I'd edit out the last one, it's not funny..Agree with Hafford...
Removed
Hmm
rofl piggas :lol::redface:
(http://marc2984.nl/images/chatlog.jpg)>_> I was busy! :D
Funny Giac :)
Me: Gandalf are you there... :neutral:
Gandalf: yea sorry i was cleaning shit.
:lol:
(http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/8263/ahahmw6.jpg)
kekeke
(http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/2038/john1ej9.png)
(http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/5009/john2ht9.png)
(http://img471.imageshack.us/img471/3299/john3ka6.png)
WTF, HANK got Banned? :conf: :conf: :conf:Also, see this
The_Nubcake: everything has turned greyLOL ROFLMao :rofl: That was lmao :lol:
nivek:im not gay
The_Nubcake: everything has turned grey
nivek[s']: im not gay
(http://static.filefront.com/images/personal/j/JustinStinson/106096/jmzuitrkmy.jpg)
Legols: who is president of argonath?
Player: legolas and 3 other LOTR guys
officer xxxx killed Legolas (innocent citizen)
30sec. later
xxxx hey how i can get passport?
My New Collection:
(http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/6259/samp209cp2.png)
This is the Bus Sex Lmao :rofl:
(http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/1517/samp100he5.png) This is the Bus Sex Lmao :rofl:
Legols: who is president of argonath?:rofl: :lol: lol
Player: legolas and 3 other LOTR guys
officer xxxx killed Legolas (innocent citizen)
30sec. later
xxxx hey how i can get passport?
Yes Tider, Cop and me started the sex bus idea in an enforcer of the LSPD :lol:I had to clean the car :( :cry:
Tider and me were in the back and watched porn magazines and Cop drove lmao :D
Yes Tider, Cop and me started the sex bus idea in an enforcer of the LSPD :lol::O What about my famous sex bus trip to Chillad a whyile back? I think Shifter wins :D
Tider and me were in the back and watched porn magazines and Cop drove lmao :D
This is the Bus Sex Lmao :rofl:
**Unit 9 [Car_Corleone]:Need support at LS dicks NOW !!!, over**
**Unit 9 [Car_Corleone]:LOL docks i mean ..., over**
[VLAr]Killa: EsC is shit! You cant kill me u noobs
[VLAr]Killa has been killed by [EsC]Andre (Sawn-Off Shotguns)
[EsC]Andre: O rly?
[VLAr]Killa: FUCK YOU
I knew that Charus is a hacker!omg?? :mad: :wow:
(http://www.bellinghamss.com/uploads/280807/2114427.png)
I knew that Charus is a hacker!lol ? Charus ? Please explain that :conf:
(http://www.bellinghamss.com/uploads/280807/2114427.png)
I knew that Charus is a hacker!
(http://www.bellinghamss.com/uploads/280807/2114427.png)
:rofl:
(http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/6861/adminfunnychatlognf7.jpg) (http://img253.imageshack.us/my.php?image=adminfunnychatlognf7.jpg)U got told lol xD
:( :cry:
Advertisement: Selling drugs, call now, contact [LSV]Ilde, Ph ****wahahahhaa :lol:
[EsC]Andre: Ilde, do your drugs have RP backround
[LSV]Ilde: Ofc they don't
nah i typed in one of the admin commands that weren't for my level :)
sickness you scare me :help:
I knew that Charus is a hacker!
(http://www.bellinghamss.com/uploads/280807/2114427.png)
:rofl:
Legols: who is president of argonath?
Player: legolas and 3 other LOTR guys
Andre_Corleone says: Yo Legolas maan NiGGa, wanna buy sum dr00gs?
Andre_Corleone was kicked by Legolas for:
Disconnected
WARNING:Charger,The Cops are after you for having sexual intersection.Reporter:********
Razor:haha
Chharger:omg
SVT_Corleone:Imfoa
SVT_Corleone:hahahahahha
w00tn5ss:what the hell lool
w00tn5ss:get of my tank you monkeys
Penguin:OMG
Pangea:WTF
Razor:LOolol
Name:[LCV]Cop
Crime:saw a bird
lol, that was a good one :lol:
Those happened on the Argonath 0.2.2 test server.And those are not all....
[R*]Kojak: Airidux, it is not scripted but you can do it by using the /me commandsAHAHA :rofl: Lmao!
[R*]Kojak: You won't get money, but if you're lucky you will get half the VCPD on your ass
Interesting...did anyone complained ? :D :D :D :D
I think I should check which admins are abusing announcement command...
(http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/7443/samp849oh9.png)Thats racist :(
Interesting.../me points at Tony.
I think I should check which admins are abusing announcement command...
Guys the web site updated the humor stuff...
Just some suggestions, if you wanna your funny logs on web...
1. The logs should be written, not screened... As i do not have a time to type all I see from your screenshots...
2. The best is to make the nicks in logs in a bold text (check site humor pages) and color each person logs
3. The logs should be short...
Thanks... :)
PM From TrojanTM[HA](2): Dynamic ip, Mate. Your account will be banned from ArgonathLol, that's our Torjan *Funny dunononoo music and Trojan doing thumbs up and smiling as he is surrounded by an odd circle* :D
Later, some times...
PM From TrojanTM[HA](2): Ever heard of a fucking subnet ban???
PM Sent to TrojanTM[HA](2): Wtf, mate. Why are you telling me this?
PM From TrojanTM[HA](2): Sorry i messed up your id's
Later,...
PM From TrojanTM[HA](2): Really man - screw you
Interesting...*Niall does the same as Giac... :D
I think I should check which admins are abusing announcement command...
Interesting...I had alot of those til my sa screwed up and i had to reinstall..
I think I should check which admins are abusing announcement command...
Kage_Johnson says: I was born in a town called Kikkapoo
Andre_Corleone says: Oh, KikkaPOO
Aiden_Banks: Fuck you, noob!!!lol wtf, if u notice, i never use the word noob,
Aiden_Banks has been kicked by Andre_Corleone for:
Aiden_Banks has joined the server.
Aiden_Banks: Fucking noob admin abuser
Attention: Panda_Corleone(x) Has reported: [Rstar]Sharpis(x) for: Stealing noodles
Andre_Corleone: Here we are...
Andre_Corleone: Finally, we are alone... Sharpis, i am gay
[Rstar]Sharpis: Ok, i guess BYE THEN!
[Rstar]Sharpis has been killed by Andre_Corleone (TEC9).
Andre_Corleone: Going somewhere?
Maximuuus says: I am the Mother Fucker!! I DONT SELL NO SHIT!!!!
PM from Maximuus(13): I got this mother fucking city on lock
Kage_Johnson says: I was born in a town called Kikkapoo
Andre_Corleone says: Oh, KikkaPOO
.dont lie..
Some had the f word in it :((
lol wtf, if u notice, i never use the word noob,Oh, Hello, Aiden_Banks!
i can also back andre up considering i was online at the timeAiden got busted... xD
Aiden got busted... xD
Michel_****:Admins, Admins!!! ID 7 IS A GROVE STREET HACKER
[WS]Mumin:Michel_****, id 7 is admin
Michel_****:Oh, sorry
RiX[LV]: Andre are you on grove?
Andre_Corleone: Yes...
RiX[LV]: You are the guy with CJ skin?
Andre_Corleone: Yes i am
Andre_Corleone: Sorry for hitting, i got my sister here, on my lap
RiX[LV]: Oh, i usually use brother as a excuse
btw a certain Aiden_Banks got banned from the [NoV] server for weapon hacks sorry for off topichttp://forum.sa-mp.com/index.php?topic=27415.0
Aiden_Banks: Fuck you, noob!!!
Aiden_Banks has been kicked by Andre_Corleone for:
Aiden_Banks has joined the server.
Aiden_Banks: Fucking noob admin abuser
lol wtf, if u notice, i never use the word noob,
http://forum.sa-mp.com/index.php?topic=27415.0no i dont use it
(http://aycu34.webshots.com/image/26953/2001416392351255459_rs.jpg)
Yea, you don't use it at all, Aiden!
no i dont use itSee the picture maybe ;)
See the picture maybe ;)i saw it, it says fuck off admin abuser, unles su donno how to read (im not flaming)
Andre - this section is for funny logs not for admin reports...Sorry, just a "convo" came out of it.
Next impressions from exams:
New president:
-GiacJr
Andre9977: So where is Abraham?
Daniel_Corleone: Abraham is probably saving the rain forest...
Andre9977, the cops are after you for Hey Andre!Rofl :D
-.-
Andre9977, the cops are after you for Hey Andre!Lol...
-.-
once i was in pursuit, and i had to type fast...
HQ: All units APB: Reporter: officer Hank_Rafferty
HQ: Crime: hit and run, Suspect: Swan_Off
[unit23]Hank_Rafferty: this is unit23, im in purusit...,over
[unit23]Hank_Rafferty: suspect is driving at jefferson..,over
[unit23]Hank_Rafferty: suspect is driving a gay esperanto..,over
[unit4]Cooper: unit 23 please repeat the suspect car colour...,over
[unit23]Hank_Rafferty: damn, i mean grey..,over :lol:
[ :cop: Check out the hungarian cops here: http://www.videobomb.hu/video/Bajai_police_hip-hop ]
:rofl: :rofl:yes he was :lol:
And was he after all? :lol:
yes he was :lol:
I met this guy a while back..HAHA!!
[NS]BiteMe, the cops are after you for Ronald McDonald.
Ecks_Sicillian: 'when I think about you i touch myself' *is looking at a pic of RON*
(http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/8762cc4695.jpg) (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)
LOL
(http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/2533/samp016fp5.th.png) (http://img261.imageshack.us/my.php?image=samp016fp5.png)Lol.
Look at the ad please it was so funny I almost crashed my plane
(http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/2533/samp016fp5.th.png) (http://img261.imageshack.us/my.php?image=samp016fp5.png)
Look at the ad please it was so funny I almost crashed my plane
* Speaker ties up Sickness:D
* Sickness unties himself
AD :Selling Pizza whit "special" toppings
Person: We dont want your penis topped pizzas
Me and Indo maked some lol, some abusive cop showed up.. result:
(http://aycu06.webshots.com/image/27405/2002461173510905436_rs.jpg) (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2002461173510905436)
We did the roflmao trick :rofl: :rofl:
rofl :rofl:
lool :D
I asked Gandalf For Some Moneybahaha, good luck Gandalf, BTW, what hacks you use? :rofl:
He suddenly spawned at my Location!
[NSt]PWN4GE: Thanks Gandalf!
Gandalf: No Problem
* Gandalf Walks Away
[NSt]PWN4GE: Want a ride Gandalf?
Gandalf: No, I'll Fly :)
bahaha
Makes me laugh.
lol this midday i got reported for giving blowjobs :D
look my signature
[20:44:40] *chan* Maxy_Solonik: i think we should all listen to me talk.. im good at it
[20:44:48] *chan* [TCL]Watahell: Damn I wanna hear Jnn :(
[20:45:04] *chan* Jnn: keep dreaming
[20:45:13] *chan* Maxy_Solonik: I'm gonna go to the little Mafia Hitman's room.. brb
[20:45:14] *chan* [TCL]Watahell: rofl
[20:46:18] *chan* [AV]Frank: Little rap star:=)
[20:47:21] *chan* [TCL]Watahell: Reminds me of that parties people sing after they are very drunk :PPP
[20:47:27] *chan* Maxy_Solonik: FREESTYLE RAP BATTLE LEGOLAS
[20:47:32] *chan* Maxy_Solonik: I CHALLENGE YOU
[20:47:55] *chan* Maxy_Solonik: DO IT
lmao..
Officer [ALS]jcstodds shouts [megaphone]: You killed that cow, now it's personal!!
AD :Selling Pizza whit "special" toppings
Person: We dont want your penis topped pizzas
Advertisement: the f**k does this do?, Contact: ...
Haahahahahahahahahah :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol:
Posted on: November 02, 2007, 07:25:04 AMOkiE alll hers a sever for 0.2.1 :D :) injoy dontforget to portfowerd!
Edit: Attachement deleted
Admin: Marc2984
[TCL]Wata(1) was frozen by admin Aragorn(4)
[TCL]Wata: wtf?
(Stuntplane crashes)
Aragorn: :) test
[TCL]Wata: :(
lol lol lol lol just like me with freezy ....... we was joking almost always
Another of Aragorn's Black joke was on me
Gandalf (police radio): roger, Over
Elrond: Don’t know what that means, but I heard cops saying it on TV
Aragorn: roger?
Elrond: No, 10-4
Aragorn: the same as roger
Gandalf (police radio): I have a 419 in 340 for 10-3 is that clear, Over.
Aragorn (police radio): what the fuck was that?, Over.
007 Please dont Post Admin Chat Mate
007 Please dont Post Admin Chat Mate
I've done it once, I got warned by Marc for it, so I removed them as quick as I could so Aragorn couldn't see :roll:
aragron: thrown down ure baseball bat darth
darth drib: you underestimate the power of the drib side aragorn, now i am the hoodleader
they fight..........
Claire: Aragorn!!!!!!!!!!!
Aragorn: run claire! run!!!!!
Aragorn: if u strike me down i will be a better gangsta then u could ever.....
Never had such a situation... Next time check which nick was exactly.. And if "Aragron" - inform admins about imposter...Those funny chatlogs where made up by Darth Drib.
The same goes to Claire and Darth
007 Please dont Post Admin Chat Matecheck near the start of the topic, RON posted stuff from the admin chat
007 Please dont Post Admin Chat Mate
Does main Devs can post theyr opinion about this rule, coz I couldn't find it anywhere.. :/Admin Forums...
This is what Vael was trying to say:
Shifter: surrender cheesus
cheesus: wot if i dont?
Shifter: then ill kill u
cheesus: then try
.; cheesus was killed by Officer Shifter
:rofl:
PM from drdouble(14): Send me 100 Dollars! If not a plane will crash into your car!
PM from drdouble(14): Send me 100 Dollars! If not a plane will crash into your car!
Anto:/gotols/me appears at LSPD
Pm from Vain(4): whAT HACKS DO YOU USE :DD
Pm sent to Vain(4): What hacks do YOU use???
Pm from Vain: HACKS EW HAXCKS WEBSITE SOBEIT
Pm sent to Vain(4): Enjoy your ban :)
Anto: /ban 4 hacks, www.argonathrpg.eu/forum for unban request
SERVER: Invalid ID
:lol:
LOL :lol: I had to roar with laughter when i read it.
cDa in xmas:
[TCL]cDa(10) says: drop by lspd gift time
At LSPD...
[TCL]cDa(13) gave new luca scalise underpants to [TCL]Watahell(9)
:rofl:
From a While Back
[DoA]Shifter: Im Lagging Like A Peanut!
[DoA]UberPwner: Do Peanuts lag?
Was that XtraSforza?? If so, That was Me!!!! My in Game name is XtraSforza.. I remember doing that :)
A random dude begins to ram me and then I go out of the rancher
He start punching me
Jaaskaa_Kolta (p) : No ramming and no dming, this is not a deathmatch or a cops and robbers server
Random dude : Suspect me
Jaaskaa_Kolta (p) : Well find something RP, think a bit
*A bit later*
Jaaskaa_Kolta (p): Can we get a wonderful : Go read the rules please ?
Jaaskaa_Kolta (p) : Seem that I'll have to do it manualy
Jaaskaa_Kolta (p) : Go read the rules http://www.argonathrpg.eu
***So next time it happens to you, be patient and explain them that it is a rp server / then report them and tell them to go see the rules :D ***
Was that XtraSforza?? If so, That was Me!!!! My in Game name is XtraSforza.. I remember doing that
lol..
It was soo fun
PM's lol
(i was talking about austi and BJ's)
Public chat: Me: Does Austi have a webcam?
PM from **********:Do you really wanna do that?
PM to **********: Ya.
PM from **********: Lemme ask one question out of curiosity.
PM to **********:Sure, wait were talking about webcams right?
PM from **********: I mean, Having BJs with Austi Via Webcam?
PM to **********: No! WTF's your problem?!!
I pm'd someone because I thought i may know him.
(trix)pm'd danny_x: what country are you from ?
(danny_x)pm'd me:Im out side LSPD
Pm from Sgt_Bart(12): pls i need 12000
Pm sent:....
GiacJr:Now we will do the training
A few minutes later,when Giac realized his car is empty:
GiacJr:Where the fuck did my cadet go?
[WS]TheLegend:Haha its nice to do a training without a cadet :D.
:rofl:
[TCL]Emilio : Is it that hard to arrest Hayden ?
[TCL]Hayden : No JSerg pulled me over
[TCL]Hayden : But i took his car with my towtruck and drove off
[TCL]Emilio : Lmfao
:rofl:
[Rstar]Luca: The new SAPD Motto will be: "i think Rodney King was wrong"That was me not Sharphis :(
[Rstar]Charus: heh
[Rstar]Sharphis: Or "Shit happens when you party naked"
:rofl:
i warned yoshi ( same IP as Ahmed ) for that like 500 times too,
[NS]Speaker: knife cant cut through metal :P
Young_Buck: Pick Lock
Dr0om_Solonik: you could stick it in the keyhole
Rodriguez: And then waht Droom?
Rodriguez: You think a lock will magically open when you stick something into it?
Young_Buck: Im Free!
Rodriguez: Oke i will stick my dick into the bank-lock
Rodriguez: See if i will get 40 Million
[NS]Speaker: LMAO that was clever
[WS]Hyper: hwhahahwwhhwah
[WS]Hyper: noob
[WS]Hyper: :O
[WS]Hyper: lol
PRICE: who is noobs ?
:P it was a bike it is bugged to a police car lol
You entered a Police Car(220), owner:[AV]Specter
[TCL]Hayden: (8) stop abusing /sethit
[TCL]Hayden: (8) you lose money...
Someone set a hitman contract on [TCL]Hayden(8) for 200, type /hit to accept it
[AV]Grzesiek says: not often u see someone that actualy can drive a car properly :PWhat a liar...
Brian_McDuff says: Im a SAPD officer, What do u expect?^^
[AV]Grzesiek says: to be honest, u drive better thenchiefEx. Chief Luca
PM from Gimax_Stracci: How many criminals should i kill to get into academy?omfg roflmao xD :rofl: :rofl:
Team PM from Jamal_Jefferies(26): Sorry for TPM, but I have banana for about 15mins... maybe its enough?
Jamal_Jefferies(26) is lifted from banana rule by admin [Rstar]xcasio(18)
Jamal_Jefferies(26) is put under banana rule by admin [Rstar]Carhartt(27)
Jamal_Jefferies(26) is lifted from banana rule by admin [Rstar]Carhartt(27)
Jamal_Jefferies(26) is put under banana rule by admin Aragorn(10)
Trix, I think this one is ok, but officially it's not allowed to show the Admin Chat to other players...
Tking: Freeze or ill shoot!
Criminal: im gonna hit you with my mind!!!
Tking: What?
Tking: OW I JUST GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A F**KIN PLANE
Criminal: told ya
wish i had screenies really happened
We met Anto on the side of the road.
MrQ: Hey Anto
[R*]Anto: Hey, you should come to Dider saches, We have really nice suits.
MrY: But we already have suits..
[R*]Anto: But those suits are disgusting!
MrQ: We got them from your place...
[R*]Anto: oh.. okay... buy more suits!
Not the exact lines, but along the lines of that.
We met Anto on the side of the road.
MrQ: Hey Anto
[R*]Anto: Hey, you should come to Dider saches, We have really nice suits.
MrY: But we already have suits..
[R*]Anto: But those suits are disgusting!
MrQ: We got them from your place...
[R*]Anto: oh.. okay... buy more suits!
Not the exact lines, but along the lines of that.
We met Anto on the side of the road.
MrQ: Hey Anto
[R*]Anto: Hey, you should come to Dider saches, We have really nice suits.
MrY: But we already have suits..
[R*]Anto: But those suits are disgusting!
MrQ: We got them from your place...
[R*]Anto: oh.. okay... buy more suits!
Not the exact lines, but along the lines of that.
The Second one was when some kid said we all cant RP, and his was abuse.lmfao!!
He let his inner D&D on us :(
The 3rd one needs no explanation.
Just extremely funny
Juztin : How do i lock my car ?Haha yeah that one was 2day , rly fun :P
Nobody answered then
Juztin : How do i lick my car ?
[Rstar]xcasio : /me licks car :)
:rofl:
Advertisement: Guess what I do?, Contact: I_SELL_DRUGSlmfao!
hahahaha xD lmao cop calling by phone SURREDER!
My first, hope so a lil'bit funny chatlog ;)
[GSF]MasterNeo, id 41, is being chased by the police, he is a suspect
MTCW - policeman
[GSF]MasterNeo: ./r requesting backup on ID 41 For having 6 star,hes now heading to MT Chilliad.OVER!!
MTCW: LOL
From back in the start 0.2 times :)haha
[Rstar]Petey: Bran where do you live?
[SSGC]Bran: Canada
[Rstar]Petey: why the hell is your ping 800 then?
[SSGC]Bran: im how you guys say "downloading teh gay p0rn"
If you rubbed one out in the street in real life you would get arrested. :P
Mike_Richman: Ddos attack...congrats
I am an eye in the sky looking at you!:redface: , I remember that one.
[LB]Jazz: PERVERT!
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/Shinzuzu/LOL-1.jpg)I am always last ... :lol:
I am always last ... :lol:
I am an eye in the sky looking at you!
[LB]Jazz: PERVERT!
another one...
player: guys when ur having a piss, how many shakes do u give it. i give on average 3
lolol
..............
soo well u saw the text umm and i got a question:Why they make RPG servers if RP isnt important? umm idk the answer but yea
Removed: off-topic
Administrator: Aragorn
I saw this a while ago and screenshotted it, and now i decided to post it here.
Fastest respons of admins i have ever seen. :D
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/Shinzuzu/LOL-1.jpg)
Another funny one:
I am an eye in the sky looking at you!
[LB]Jazz: PERVERT!
Me and Maxy was watching someone and this guy "FuTuR3_Jockley" gets in the cat with Trobby888 which happens to be using female skin.
FuTuR3_Jockley: I use condom.
FuTuR3_Jockley: Wanna go out?
Trobby888:No...we just met.
FuTuR3_Jockley: Just met for f**k?
then again
FuTuR3_Jockley: I use condom.
(http://pici.se/pictures/BrgdyWBMM.jpg)
Admin chat... :trust:
Yeah. Maybe because 2/3 of you are admins now O.o;
(http://pici.se/pictures/BrgdyWBMM.jpg)
Admin chat... :trust:
It could also be 1 AV member who was spamming the admin chat, if I find this person I will have a word with him ;)
Niitro, i think Sharphis is the owner of the car, perhaps he just changed his name to "nonw" to drop a little hint ?!its not sharphis, it spawned in LS ...
It could also be 1 AV member who was spamming the admin chat, if I find this person I will have a word with him ;)/me slicks and runs to an safe place
Jaaskaa I think it was this crime....whahaha that made me Roflmao :rofl: :lol:
/crime 9 : Catjacking :lol: :rofl:
"NitrOx_Stracci: ROFL look my crimeHahahaha. :D
Crime of NitrOx_Stracci(2): heading to SF"
Someone made a joke about CBFasi being a 'flying terrorist' so I did this to him:
I dont.... Cant you tell it? O_o
lolIt was me :D Matthew told about this one :D
cadet:do you know what 10-9 mean?you know?
Husky:repeat the message..
cadet:do you know what 10-9 mean?you know?
Husky:repeat the message!!
cadet:do you know what 10-9 mean?you know?
Husky:....
cadet:stop askingme to repeat the message..
cadet: lol rofl
Heading to LV it's oviusly LS-LV road isn't it?
player: when i first came to server i thought RPG means that big rocket launcher, so i thought its rocket launcher DM.Lol at RPG what if all new comers thinks that O.o
Do you hate Nitrox_Stracci? Then blow up his car! I have it!, contact Player(38)
player: when i first came to server i thought RPG means that big rocket launcher, so i thought its rocket launcher DM.
Do you hate Nitrox_Stracci? Then blow up his car! I have it!, contact Player(38)
Bryan_Wolf (12): You suspected me for raping you :S I was raping you accidentally!
I was raping you accidentally!
Maybe he wanted to rape another person :)
:money: :money: :money: :money:
[H2K]Rampage: /login penis
[H2K]Rampage: it says my password is too short
[H2K]Rampage: /login penis
[H2K]Rampage: it says my password is too short
[H2K]Rampage: /login penis
[H2K]Rampage: it says my password is too short
It was me :D Matthew told about this one :D
(By RP Matthew knew that i love donuts)
Me:Prove me that you're real Matthew,though you have very high ping
Matthew:Mmmmmmm....Dooooonuts
Me:Darn you :P
(When i fell off the house in Fort Carson)
Me:Awhh!! My Leg! I think its broken!
Matthew:Stop fooling around!Get in the car!
Me:I cant ! My leg is broken! Cant stand up
Matthew runs towards Altair_Carter and magicly repairs his Leg :D
Player A: (The N word.) citizen! please stop!!It was a simple mis-reading of his name, but it was damn funny!
John_Something: His name is Nigerian Citizen not (The N word.) Citizen lol.
Thats what happen if u get spotted to Help a suspect :
(http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/2946/suspectedae1.png)
you get suspected by 4 Officers at the same time :lol: :lol:
Page breakMy fault..sorry :redface:
Guys the web site updated the HUMOR (http://www.argonathrpg.eu/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=242&Itemid=145) stuff...
Just some suggestions, if you wanna your funny logs on web...
1. The logs should be written, not screened... As i do not have a time to type all I see from your screenshots...
2. The best is to make the nicks in logs in a bold text (check site humor pages).
3. The logs should be short...
Thanks...
this was a long time ago, but xcasio was an admin already :mad: :devroll:
[Rstar]xcasio says: i have big ass i chinese
[Rstar]xcasio says: hello mr policeman
[Rstar]xcasio says: please
[Rstar]xcasio says: i give you this admin
[Rstar]xcasio says: you must rape
[Rstar]xcasio says: plise
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ROTFL! Unbelievable that he used to be like this :OUsed to be? :roll:
Suspect: GUYS!!That suspect was me... :neutral: damn!
Suspect: I NEED HELP!!
Police Officer: We are comin...
Suspect: Damn
ON POLICE RADIO:
Sergeant: Unit X to LSPD, NOW!!, Over.
Unit X: Im sitting in your car..., Over.
Sergeant: ..., Over.
after 5 minutes:
Sergeant: Im looking for a partner at LSPD, Over.
Unit X: IM IN YOUR CAR FFS!!, Over.
Suspect mention no names xD
This one was also good for a chuckle:/sethit :)
(http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/5052/haha2du4.jpg)
:lol:
1. The logs should be written, not screened... As i do not have a time to type all I see from your screenshots...
Oh god :D
EDIT:
Here is another one.
Happened today on the server =)
(http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/2554/hahatr6.jpg)
That post was an hard discussion on the admin chat. :(
To understand you guys, it was an test if I can kick level 1 admins...
That post was an hard discussion on the admin chat. :(
To understand you guys, it was an test if I can kick level 1 admins...
[AV]Pancher : Jaaskaa are you a hooker ?em....it was with me
[AV]Rix_Solonik: :D
Jaaskaa_Kolta : No you just connected while i'm spectating
Somedude : F you admin
Jaaskaa_Kolta : Wut ?
Somedude : Me no speak english
Jaaskaa_Kolta : Go learn it !
Spectating mod off, player left server
[AV]Pancher : Jaaskaa are you a hooker ?
[AV]Rix_Solonik: :D
Jaaskaa_Kolta : No you just connected while i'm spectating
A minute left for the DD, this happened::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol: that was ROFL
[PSCO]Xavas(17) was warned by Haldir(56) for sort your lag
Then sometime after:
[PSCO]Xavas(17) was kicked by Haldir(56) for Warned once - Stop downloading porn - No reentry
ROFL! :rofl:
(http://i34.tinypic.com/10clpio.jpg)hmmmm :lol: lol
:rofl:
hmmmm :lol: lol
Player: OMG I had a dream yesterday... i found unowned banshee...that was me...
Player 2: And?
Player: And server restarted...
(http://i34.tinypic.com/10clpio.jpg)
:rofl:
who was that admin?An eye in the sky. :)
I found an unowned Banshee.
Nach and Chill were PMing me for 200k, lol, its fun jokin about findin unowned stuff
Hahaha that's Hilarious :D btw who was that admin?
[AV]FlameMan: (19) sauron is the best
[AV]Zun: (41) Sauron is the host
faT_NinJa_BoB(26) shouts: CBF FARTED... EVERYONE ON GROUND
Razor_Denaro(28) was suspected by officer Haldir(12) for Argonaths Biggest Terrorist - 9/11 all over again
Admin Tice_Corleone(33): lmao, ID 26 is fining a guy for $5 for walking too fast
I remember that one :DNo I didn't, I roleplayed having a time bomb on me with 30 kg of C4 explosives..
Razor flew a huge plane into the LSPD at pershing taking out 4 or 5 people :rofl:
Admin Tice_Corleone(33): lmao, ID 26 is fining a guy for $5 for walking too fast
How'd he do that? was he on speed trap patrol or somethin?
[AV]Polopolo is put under banana rule by admin Polo_Stracci(14)
i thought polopolo and polo stracci were same person :poke:wth? :trust:
About the banana spam is not the first time that happens :redface: and actually Polo that was [AV]Janek
[AV]Janek(23) F***ER
[AV]Janek(23) is put under banana rule by admin [Rstar]Husky(2)
[AV]Janek(23) is lifted from banana rule by admin Meriadoc(35)
[AV]Janek(23) is put under banana rule by admin [Rstar]Anto(31)
[AV]Janek(23) is lifted from banana rule by admin [Rstar]Anto(31)
[AV]Janek(23) is put under banana rule by admin Polo_Stracci(14)
[AV]Janek(23) is lifted from banana rule by admin [Rstar]Anto(31)
[AV]Janek(23) is put under banana rule by admin [Rstar]Anto(31)
ater that "lol" spam on admin chat :lol:
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[Rstar]Husky(47) was suspected by officer [Rstar]Pancher(10) for Sexy criminal
after 20 seconds...
[Rstar]Husky(47) was suspected by officer [Rstar]Pancher(10) for Sexy criminal | aiding suspect
and..we were on Team Speak and Lavamike ask me: Husky ? Husky say cookie....
I was with Ghost in a police chase:
[Rstar]Husky(3) was suspected by officer Xavas(34) for Cookeit
after 5 seconds
[Rstar]Husky(3) was suspected by officer Xavas(34) for Cookie
after other 5 seconds
[Rstar]Husky(3) was suspected by officer Xavas(34) for Aiding suspect
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DudeF***kYou(32) was warned by admin [Rstar]Husky(13) for /changename
DudeF***kYou(32) was kicked by admin [ALS]David(20) for F***k you too
(http://i33.tinypic.com/t8kb3p.jpg)
:cop:
(http://i33.tinypic.com/t8kb3p.jpg)
:cop:
Zuci_mo = Zuck_me = Suck_me? I thinked it at that time.
Page break
Guys the web site updated the HUMOR (http://www.argonathrpg.eu/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=242&Itemid=145) stuff...
Just some suggestions, if you wanna your funny logs on web...
1. The logs should be written, not screened... As i do not have a time to type all I see from your screenshots...
2. The best is to make the nicks in logs in a bold text (check site humor pages).
3. The logs should be short...
Thanks...
(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z69/stefz123/ROFL.png)
hehe we have fun at AVDS
(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z69/stefz123/ROFL.png)
hehe we have fun at AVDS
Someone suspected Nach, and he started complaining at Hank, who didn't suspect him.
At that moment, I was with Hank in the LSPD garage, and his ID was 17 and he was on duty
Suddnely, at /p chat..
Ferchu_Solonik: (1) unit 17 is abuser
Nach is calling his friend abuser. Nach is a funny guy HAHAHAHA
Freddie_Glad: fock off
[Rstar]Anto: (1) me?
Freddie_Glad: ye
Freddie_Glad: so fock off
[Rstar]Anto: (1) better learn to spell prick
Freddie_Glad(24), was kicked by [Rstar]Anto for fock off!!! come back when you learn rules
Crime of [Rstar]CBFasi: Refusing to stop
Sankan_Corleone: /me gets outhis cristmas socks and fills them with hax
Sankan_Corleone: noes it art the hax they fly
[SDR]Simo shouts: can i use hacks to spawn it??
Meriadoc: I got hacks
First one on police radio.
(me) Unit 8 jail suspect 2,over
(unit8) There is no unit 8,over
(me) you are unit 8,over
(unit8) Oh,over
Next one a cop comes to us
The cop says: Do you have any drugs?
Proxan says: No sir
Sarah_Scalise says: No sir, I'm clean as white paper
The cop says I need some
Meriadoc: I got hacks
That was not in public chat I suppose, and if it was then somebody would have asked a stupid question.Maby I know where it came from....
GiacJr: (16) if you're a cop, you can use any means to kill the suspect
GiacJr: (16) except script abuseRamke: (10) And carkill right Giac
GiacJr: (16) yes.
GiacJr: (16) carkilling is allowed.
:D
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Chill: Haha i've alaways wanted to see Tice dancing as a gay character :P
Mafs_Corleone: Chill i got screenshits
Mafs_Corleone: shots*
_____________
Tommy_Corleone: xavas is not the only gay in the server
Changename(54) was warned by [ALS]David[Z](7) for /changename - oh, wait, you already know it!Haha, Classic! :rofl:
unknown player was warned by [ALS]David[Z] for flaming
unknown player: TAKE IT UP THE ASS ADMIN
unknown player: f**kING MORON
unknown player was kicked by [ALS]David[Z](57) for no, I will not 'take it up the ass'...and I am not a moron
Admin [Rstar]CBFasi: Well said
Changename(54) was warned by [ALS]David[Z](7) for /changename - oh, wait, you already know it!ROFL that was meh
This happened a little while ago. xcasio was being chased by Sharphis because he wanted him to sign divorce papers...
However, I had no idea and this happened:
I entered LS International and saw Gimli taking off in a Nevada
Admin [ALS]David[Z]: Why is Gimli flying a Nevada?
Admin [Rstar]Sharphis: So that's where he is...thanks David!
Admin Gimli: Damn it, David!
Admin [ALS]David[Z]: WTF is going on?
(laughter in admin chat)
Changename(54) was warned by [ALS]David[Z](7) for /changename - oh, wait, you already know it!
Here is something from a few weeks ago:Hahaha, I bursted out in laughter, "IRL"
[ALS]David: I know a guy IRL called Jubin and he is Iranian
[Rstar]Jubin: I know a guy IRL called David and he is retarded
[ALS]David: :(
Keep in mind Mafs was drunk last night :lol:Thats not funny and u cant blame ur drunk when insulting other players, If u cant respect others then dont join server.
got no logs but its funny:That aint a funny chatlog, thats a complaint...
Zun_calisson just said:
you need skills to use a bike :D :D :D (its obvious that you dont)
and not funny what Zun said:(in /pm)
-haha noob
-haha you got no skills
I'll buy it!!!!!!
Andeey: (32) Selling unowned pancher for 3k
[ALS]Inkognito: (14) Lol
[Rstar]Pancher: (6) O_o
Matthew_McBride(27) has joined the game.
[WS]Poncho: (32) hey McBride
Mafs_Corleone: (13) Hey Mc'Bribe'
:D
[Rstar]Husky(37) was suspected by officer Xavas(42) for Wants a BiG orgy "Resus" [Requested]
[Rstar]Husky(37) was suspected by officer Xavas(42) for resus me
[Rstar]Husky(75) was suspected by officer [Z]Solidius(37) for assault,bad doggy,bad
policemansam:.r unit is masterbating in the lockerroom
[Rstar]Charger(5) was suspected by officer [GSF]Smiley(4) for Speeding and driving with out a licence
Dabb_BarziniT(police officer):pff,im driving with out a licence too
ADVERTISEMENT:For what NASA stands for,contact [Rstar]Charger(42)
PM from ******:sex on moon
PM from ******:national argonath sexual army
it was me :D :D
[Rstar]Husky(37) was suspected by officer Xavas(42) for Wants a BiG orgy "Resus" [Requested]
[Rstar]Husky(37) was suspected by officer Xavas(42) for resus me
[Rstar]Husky(75) was suspected by officer [Z]Solidius(37) for assault,bad doggy,bad
Cop: Who stole patriot which I stole?
David, if you did the announce, you are not Tony Dragons, you shouldnt disrespect any country.2+ can't announce, only 3+. :)
i was searching on google when i found this pic :)
i was searching on google when i found this pic :)Wrong Topic :roll: http://www.argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?topic=8894.195
David, if you did the announce, you are not Tony Dragons, you shouldnt disrespect any country.
You_Cant_Win(42), was banned by [Rstar]Legend(52) for You bet I can win, we can do this all day long
Andzor(7), was kicked by [GSF]RiX_LV(6) for go driveby and ram yourself IRL
:rofl:
***[XXXX] BALL(20) I AM AN BALLTHE BALL WAS ME (balls must talk in capital letter :trust: )
***[XXXX] BALL(20) RP BALL
Off topic: If you are really bored and want some fun, type "olari9" or "army" in search, and read his last posts
Suspect1: Haha cops cant catch me im too fast!!
(( he wus officer..))
suspect: COPS U sucked! u can't catch me!
COPS: Why don't you come to LS ?
Suspect :i love Whetstone ^^
I was wondering about Suspect1
I thinked he hack lol, coz I saw him first time
Officer named Suspect1? lol that's funny
:cop:
suspect: COPS U sucked! u can't catch me!
COPS: Why don't you come to LS ?
Suspect :i love Whetstone ^^
.
Yes, I was banned for exposing a bug. Then got banned for impostering. As gandalf said "This ban was not worth the situation you were in.
I was told by atleast 6 people that I was unbanned then Lob,Huslte,Spartan were all saying to come in server. They all pranked me.
Hank_Rafferty(10) was banned by [Rstar]Carhartt(38) for Armor Hacks
More funny it is because me and one other guy were hired to work as Hank's waiters on one restaurant,
and he had to arrive there in 5 minutes. Later he "ban evaded" and logged into his other account and sent us PM:
PM from Vice911(71): we have some technical problems, job cancelled..
( Carhartt obivously insterted wrong ID for his ban. :rofl: ) I couldn't screen that, 'cuz the whole screen got spammed by everyone after that.
Suziki(32) got Banned by GiacJr(9) for Because toyota is better
:rofl:
Yesterday when Suziki entered the server many times...
Accidents happen :(Damn funny when they do though. :D
[AV]FlameMan(47): suspect heading LV, need backup, code 30, Over.
caion(29): location?, Over.
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Me and Jack_Araatus driving around city suddenly seing this in chat:
DeeJay(46) wanks harder and harder :roll:
;)
Juraj
Haldir left the server and did this:
[Z]David(3) was reported by Haldir(33) for love you
[Rstar]Austin(30) was reported by Haldir(33) for love you
[Rstar]Sharphis(6) was reported by Haldir(33) for love you
[Rstar]Brains(28) was reported by Haldir(33) for love you
Haldir left the server and did this:LOL !
[Z]David(3) was reported by Haldir(33) for love you
[Rstar]Austin(30) was reported by Haldir(33) for love you
[Rstar]Sharphis(6) was reported by Haldir(33) for love you
[Rstar]Brains(28) was reported by Haldir(33) for love you
Haldir left the server and did this:
[Z]David(3) was reported by Haldir(33) for love you
[Rstar]Austin(30) was reported by Haldir(33) for love you
[Rstar]Sharphis(6) was reported by Haldir(33) for love you
[Rstar]Brains(28) was reported by Haldir(33) for love you
Crime of [Rstar]Ghost(0): FLINT COUNTY
OOh thats bad, you should ban him!Ban him for typing that ? :rofl:
Ban him for typing that ? :rofl:/me points at the cop abuse, thats bannable
Crime of [AV]Polopolo_SF(7): stealing police car, driving it in the water
[13th]Mr_Salez(12) got suspected by officer Rint_daw(38) for kidnapping pd car
Raykaza_Stracci was suspected by officier Turbo for alot of things
Ban him for typing that ? :rofl:
Ad: Selling keyboard without caps, Conatct [Rstar]Charger(**)this a good one :rofl:
[ALS]Carbon(5) says: Im going to ...****
[Rstar]Razor(36) says: Sex is random..
[Rstar]Razor(36) says: Oral sex ftw!!
[ALS]Carbon(5) says: LOOOL!
[ALS]Carbon(5) says: You like anal too i think
[Rstar]Razor(36) says: sometimes, when the bitc*es are as open as fuc**ng doors
LMAO!!!!!!!!!
Some people changed their names to Al quida probably just to make some fun..
Gianni_Vinci: /ban alquida no terrorists allowed :P
AlQuida1: racist...
:rofl:
Cop: Who stole patriot which I stole?
Crime of [WS]Lavamike(6): Kidnapping a helpless teddybearHaha :razz:
Taxi Required | Caller: poplovok[rus](65) | Location: Hampton Barns, Red County
Taxi Required | Caller: poplovok[rus](65) | Location: Hampton Barns, Red County
Taxi Required | Caller: poplovok[rus](65) | Location: Hampton Barns, Red County
Taxi Required | Caller: poplovok[rus](65) | Location: Hampton Barns, Red County
Then...
poplovok[rus](65), was warned by [Rstar]Pancher(59) for stop flood /taxi!
poplovok[rus](65), was warned by Hafford_Araatus(24) for dont flood
poplovok[rus](65), was warned by [Rstar]Husky(39) for do not flood!
me called [AV]Deejay
RayKaza_Stracci[Phone]: hi
[AV]Deejay[phone]:Automessage:Deejay he cant be reached now but if you wanna leave a message do it after beeep
[AV]Deejay[phone]:BEEEP
RayKaza_Stracci[Phone]:ok when you back call me i wanna talk with you Deejay
[AV]Deejay[phone]: talk with him about what ???
RayKaza_Stracci[Phone]: Ohh damn Automessage can say that 0_o
[AV]Deejay[phone]: xD
Klaas_Stracci:xD
I was doing a investigation, and there was a hitman and we was making a set up.
[ALS]Jake(10) says(phone): i would like a shit on sammir
[ALS]Jake(10) says(phone): hit*
Palyer:Hankock Backa gain he was with name Hankock_back
Hankock has ben banned by [WS]lavamike for Hankocke_Gone
Harry_potter2(26) was banned by Hank_Rafferty(28) for flying carHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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/ad abuse and laughing at your own joke, wow dude, you are kewl.
/ad abuse and laughing at your own joke, wow dude, you are kewl.Rofl, yeah, you shouldn't post your own jokes. ;)
Ints_Stracci: (1) LOL, I AM SO LOL, THIS IS GOING TO FUNNY CHATLOGS LOLCAKEYEYROFLCOPTER!!!
WoW. This was so funny. You are tha real joker, Ints!!
Bad day of Karl_Stracci:
[AVt]Niki(7), was kicked by Karl_Stracci(5) for Attempting to ruin a roleplay
Karl_Stracci: (5) Crap :/
Karl_Stracci: (5) wrong id
Karl_Stracci: (5) and wrong command
Karl_Stracci: (5) omg I fail
[ALS]Micx: loled
Later on:
[Rstar]Charger(7), was warned by Karl_Stracci(5) for This is not a deathmatch server!
Karl_Stracci: (5) OMFG
[AV]Flameman: (10) ...
Jack_Stracci: (45) Hah
Harry_potter2(26) was banned by Hank_Rafferty(28) for flying carLOOL
[ALS]Carbon(5) says: Im going to ...****Haha.
[Rstar]Razor(36) says: Sex is random..
[Rstar]Razor(36) says: Oral sex ftw!!
[ALS]Carbon(5) says: LOOOL!
[ALS]Carbon(5) says: You like anal too i think
[Rstar]Razor(36) says: sometimes, when the bitc*es are as open as fuc**ng doors
LMAO!!!!!!!!!
Haha.
And Dave, how come it's typical of me? O_O :trust:
I was spectating Rex2008:xD xD nice one TovTov
Tovenaarke: /me is GPS
Rex2008: /me hear voices
Tovenaarke: its me, you GPS
Rex2008: Oh cool, its not my TomTom, but my TovTov
<Haldir teleports to hacker>
Haldir: Get in quick!!
Haldir: Shit! admins are comming!
Haldir: Quick! To Liberty City!!!
Haldir: You drive!
<player01 flys>
player01 was banned by Panda_Araatus for Flying hax
<Haldir teleports to hacker>
Haldir: Get in quick!!
Haldir: Shit! admins are comming!
Haldir: Quick! To Liberty City!!!
Haldir: You drive!
<player01 flys>
player01 was banned by Panda_Araatus for Flying hax
<Haldir teleports to hacker>
Haldir: Get in quick!!
Haldir: Shit! admins are comming!
Haldir: Quick! To Liberty City!!!
Haldir: You drive!
<player01 flys>
player01 was banned by Panda_Araatus for Flying hax
<Haldir teleports to hacker>
Haldir: Get in quick!!
Haldir: Shit! admins are comming!
Haldir: Quick! To Liberty City!!!
Haldir: You drive!
<player01 flys>
player01 was banned by Panda_Araatus for Flying hax
Everyone on admin chat spectated this...the guy had a combination of speed hacks and flying hacks...he was not banned by Panda, he was banned by Haldir for speed hacks.
Edit: Deleted, don't post pictures but full text and this was not that funny
Admin: Meriadoc
Everyone on admin chat spectated this...the guy had a combination of speed hacks and flying hacks...he was not banned by Panda, he was banned by Haldir for speed hacks.Haha, admins are comming :D
<Haldir teleports to hacker>
Haldir: Get in quick!!
Haldir: Shit! admins are comming!
Haldir: Quick! To Liberty City!!!
Haldir: You drive!
<player01 flys>
player01 was banned by Panda_Araatus for Flying hax
SubSeven: (68) Making XP look like vista is like making shit look like dogshit
Admin [Z]David(32): /me falls asleep
Admin [Z]David(32): /me dreams about lottery time
Admin Gimli(1) announce: ~r~lottery time
Admin [Z]David(32): My dream came true!
papoj1: (4) I have a friggin pain in my mouth
[Z]David: (16) too much oral?
papoj1: (4) and i dont wanna talk much
papoj1: (4) pff
papoj1: (4) no
papoj1: (4) wound
GiacJr: (18) lol David
(Haldir talking to the hacker who he said to get in his car because admins are coming)
Haldir(15) says: Can I have some armour
Haldir(15) says: admins are coming
Haldir(15) says: I need to kill them
(laughter in admin chat)
Cb and I in a heli chasing Religue whos on a sanchez driving around LV. Im talking to cb and did /me is having a bad day in local chat and he saw it
[AV]Vince is having a bad day
[Rstar]CBFasi on TS: I'm going to attempt something that IS suicidal
Religue_Araatus(id): How bad of a day vince?
Helicopter smashes into religue exploding all of us 2 seconds after
[AV]Vince(id) That bad
[Rstar]CBFasi(id) oops bit of a heavy landing
Religue_Araatus(id) OMG!@
so funny it was just perfect timing :rofl:
[JESUS](6), was banned by DaXXter(1) for Weapon hacks
Chico_Undo(51) was suspected by officer Unndo_Paste(3) for heli attak!!! TÜRANÄGU RAISK!!!!!
Jesus is banned? O.o
Wtf is these two words?
Wake:STFU!
Wake_******* is put under banana rule by Admin [AV]Flameman
Wake_****** is lifted from banana rule by admin [ALSa]Charlie
Wake_******* is put under banana rule by Admin [AV]Flameman
Wake_****** is lifted from banana rule by admin [ALSa]Charlie
1 Minutes later
Wake_******* is put under banana rule by Admin [AV]Flameman
Wake_****** is lifted from banana rule by admin [ALSa]Charlie
Admin [ALSa]Charlie:Flameman, put it...
Admin Brains:Childish..
((We was doing the same thing, we both wanted to give him a banana, so this happened))
Haldir is the Special Weapons and Tactics against hackers :)
Problems like this occur by accident...other times miscommunication is useful!
Earlier today, someone flamed on the public chat. Immediately, one admin gave him a banana, another admin used /warn and then another admin removed the banana!
The process took about 3 seconds, so it was very cool!
Ill always remeber the weapon hacker that every time he spawned and i killed him and he was like OMG WDF.I can never forget that :D
And the weapon hackers that i tele in the air and watch them fall to there death or as legend knows on top of his helicopter blades. :D
Lol That would be almost as scary as sitting in a car with Haldir lol everytime i go in the car with u i end up dying :P
Heres one from today
Nacheing: Omg my pin!
[ALS]Stefan: You referring to your dick there Nach?
Hustle_Solonik: Hahahahaha
Nacheing: Omg
Nacheing: My Ping
couple of minutes later
Nacheing: Omg Crash
Nacheing: Says Lost connection
Nacheing: Connection Rejected Bad Nickname
[ALS]Stefan: You tried to shove your pin in the connection hole eh?
xD :D
Now i also first need time of silence xD
Admin [ALS]Morgie(46): can somebody ban id 3 please?
Admin Haldir(3): Reason?
// after 5 seconds of silence, when all understood... //
Admin [Z]Carbon(10): Hahahaha
Admin [AV]FlameMan(57): Rofl!!
Admin [ALSa]Charlie(32): xD
Admin [ALS]Morgie(46): can somebody ban id 3 please?
Admin Haldir(3): Reason?
// after 5 seconds of silence, when all understood... //
Admin [ALS]Carbon(10): Hahahaha
Admin [AV]FlameMan(57): Rofl!!
Admin [ALS]Charlie(32): xD
You gotta love Haldir style mahahaaha :banana:
Admin [ALS]Morgie(46): can somebody ban id 3 please?
Admin Haldir(3): Reason?
// after 5 seconds of silence, when all understood... //
Admin [ALS]Carbon(10): Hahahaha
Admin [AV]FlameMan(57): Rofl!!
Admin [ALS]Charlie(32): xD
lol(34) logged in the server.
public chat etc....
Admin [Z]Carbon(11): lol...
Admin [Z]Carbon(11): what about lol?
.....
Admin (dont remember)(11): HAHAHAHAHA
lol nobody didnt understand. id 34 name was lol :D
Admin [Rstar]CBFasi(48): 207 confirmed, SWAT standby
Admin [Z]David(51): *sigh* CBFasi
Admin [Rstar]CBFasi(48): opps wrong channel
Admin Proxan(37): 10-4
Admin Proxan(37): :P
Wake:STFU!Hahah. OMG. That was why my "banana" was flooding :D (( Check my Sig. ))
Wake_******* is put under banana rule by Admin [AV]Flameman
Wake_****** is lifted from banana rule by admin [ALSa]Charlie
Wake_******* is put under banana rule by Admin [AV]Flameman
Wake_****** is lifted from banana rule by admin [ALSa]Charlie
1 Minutes later
Wake_******* is put under banana rule by Admin [AV]Flameman
Wake_****** is lifted from banana rule by admin [ALSa]Charlie
Admin [ALSa]Charlie:Flameman, put it...
Admin Brains:Childish..
((We was doing the same thing, we both wanted to give him a banana, so this happened))
Hahah. OMG. That was why my "banana" was flooding :D (( Check my Sig. ))
[WS]Paul_Bndct: Nachein, Where Santa lives?LOL! NACH IS hilarious
Nacheing: santa lives in heaven
[WS]Paul_Bndct: Nachein, Where is Australia?
Nacheing: is it above usa, right?
:eek:
[WS]Paul_Bndct: Nachein, Where Santa lives?
Nacheing: santa lives in heaven
[WS]Paul_Bndct: Nachein, Where is Australia?
Nacheing: is it above usa, right?
:eek:
Nacheing: (10) finland isnt on the map
Nacheing: (10) austraila is a alone country
Nacheing: (10) them dont have cell phoes
Nacheing: australia= cangarous
Nacheing: (10) the animal who lives on australia and jumps all the time like jasska
:rofl:
[Rstar]CBFasi: cb medic required, am near med centre inls
[Rstar]CBFasi: (12) stupid cb
[AV]FlameMan(35), was kicked by MasterNeo(29) for Flaming people ~ omg go to other server then
Wrong id but still funny :lol:
[AV]FlameMan(35), was kicked by MasterNeo(29) for Flaming people ~ omg go to other server thenName is programm :rofl:
Wrong id but still funny :lol:
[ALS]Jake: Nachieng did you get offerd a place in Rtard
[GSF]Nachieng: i was offerd rstar by my friend but now im GSF so it dont matter
LOL?
[ALS]Jake: Nachieng did you get offerd a place in Rtard
[GSF]Nachieng: i was offerd rstar by my friend but now im GSF so it dont matter
LOL?
[ALS]Jake: Nachieng did you get offerd a place in RtardThat is Funny.^^ I have one with MrEcks but this was a long time ago!
[GSF]Nachieng: i was offerd rstar by my friend but now im GSF so it dont matter
LOL?
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yeah and i was offered control over the complete server and to take the position of Aragorn and Gandalf.amg 100th post!
That is Funny.^^ I have one with MrEcks but this was a long time ago!
John_Dumbell(14), was banned by MrEcks(20) for Hacks are allowed here;unban at argonathrpg.eu
5 mins later
MrEcks(20) Shit...
Xerosforza: LOL
amg 100th post!
Here check this out: He typed exactly this: (28) Admins Suck | so they would kick id 28 but he was diffrent id, he used (28) to trick them LOL.
(http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/1853/samp999wb0.th.png) (http://img91.imageshack.us/my.php?image=samp999wb0.png)(http://img91.imageshack.us/images/thpix.gif) (http://g.imageshack.us/thpix.php)
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:If you abour my "ART" then thx,i will try to keep it up every 1-3 months
that's funny topic I've ever read! ;)
:cop:
:ps: I was Rolling On Floor Laughing, really!
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Razor: SAPD=Saving Argonath Police Dicks
Haldir: ARPD=Argonath Rapes Poorly DOnkeys
Razor: DPD=Dating Pigs Dying
Haldir: LSPD=Leisbians Seriously Piss and Dribble
Only what i screened :)
We done loads more :D Espically my ALS ads :D
I got one when i walked somewhere in LV and i finally saw someone, he was busy in the garden.
me: /me is lost, looking for someone to help him
Player1: Hey you, get lost!
me: I already am!
Player1: Ok, then go find someone to help you!
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Sorry for OT, but whats funny with that?
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[WS]Caine was suspected by officer Nexxt for Stole nightstick and Rape me with it
Farmer_Jack: Do not add nexxt to msn,he talks there about his penis
An Event of David
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I got one when i walked somewhere in LV and i finally saw someone, he was busy in the garden.
me: /me is lost, looking for someone to help him
Player1: Hey you, get lost!
me: I already am!
Player1: Ok, then go find someone to help you!
Nice chat logs Altair but some typos it's Ben_Samiir not Ben_Sammir and I used name Sonny_Brutto not Buritto :Dheh...what did you thought from making it for 40 minutes? I got hell tired of looking the SAMP Logs
Nice chat logs Altair but some typos it's Ben_Samiir not Ben_Sammir and I used name Sonny_Brutto not Buritto :DErm, your name is Sammir not Samiir.. lol.
Erm, your name is Sammir not Samiir.. lol.
For 21312931873331.410th time I'm not samiir or ben_samiir I am the one and only Sammir or [R*]Sammir :redface:
Sorry for off topic
Dont worry dude, I feel your pain. people always mix me up with Matthew_McBride, or [WS]Matthew.
sorry for off topic.
i got another one:
Corey_Luciano: (4) Criminals ill b back
Thomas_Crof: (11) Youll be black?
Corey_Luciano"(4) At night
xD
Guy this is "funny chatlogs", is isnt "Not funny but pretty stupid chatlogs"
Typo's commited by other players on Jaaskaa's name:Always called him Kaaskaa "The wise" with Watahell :lol:
- Jskaa
- Jassaka - That's my favourite one :lol:
- Jasska
- Other ones are pretty not-funny such as " Jaska " Jaaska " etc. :razz:
i hope m friend Gandalf and Aragorn make my kangaroo fit, cuz gas is to expensive now, and why drive if i can go jumping everywhere, even more than a chetah or making bungy jumps like a rat
i hope Gandalf and his friend make a kangaro fit for me, cuz i want to be a kangaroo
may i should pm him? or maybe he will be angry with me and he wil ban me for ever :cry:
i have to think
if u made SA then im KING of the world...
nachein ur just like a grown up 23 years old fool who says he owns finland and USA and that he has a ferrari- Actually he works cleaning backyard,hes living with his mom and he makes most of his cash buying alcohol and smokes to us.
nacheing do you think people laugh with you or at you?
people is laughting of you
/me laughts of his apple face :D
no offence
LAUGH not LAUGHT you're ***** :)Not more then you are!
no flaming pls
-Indigo
hahaha Indigo is funny
HAHHAHAHA you're a suck up :)
That black lines at the bottom!
What are that? Hacks? >:O?
whah lol
Seems even I have made it to the funny chatlogs....What is this topic coming to? :trust:
Seems even I have made it to the funny chatlogs....Yes :) Congratulations :banana:
[Rstar]CBFasi: cb medic required, am near med centre inls
[Rstar]CBFasi: (12) stupid cb
Jack_Stracci: (44) CB When will R7 released?
Jack_Stracci(44), was kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi(43) for stupid question
:rofl:
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Sorry for OT, but whats funny with that?
[Rstar]CBFasi: cb medic required, am near med centre inls
[Rstar]CBFasi: (12) stupid cb
(/tpm)Marcus_McEast(21) 34 So...2 o' clock?
(/tpm)Gandalf(12) No /tpm!
Gandalf(12) was banned by [Rstar]CBFasi(3) for abusing scriptcommand - unban, argonathrpg.eu/forum
(12) was banned by [Rstar]MrsS(54) for scriptabusing
(12) was banned by DeeJay for abusing scripts
Aragorn(12) has joined the server
Aragorn(12) was banned by [Rstar]Indigo(32) for scriptabusing, unban argonathrpg.eu/forum
[Rstar]Indigo(32): Ops!
Observe, none of these chatlogs were true, just came up to something.
well, topic doesnt say Ingame Funny chatlogs right? and its SAMP related :D
(/tpm)Marcus_McEast(21) 34 So...2 o' clock?
(/tpm)Gandalf(12) No /tpm!
Gandalf(12) was banned by [Rstar]CBFasi(3) for abusing scriptcommand - unban, argonathrpg.eu/forum
(12) was banned by [Rstar]MrsS(54) for scriptabusing
(12) was banned by DeeJay(84) for abusing scripts
Aragorn(12) has joined the server
Aragorn(12) was banned by [Rstar]Indigo(32) for scriptabusing, unban argonathrpg.eu/forum
[Rstar]Indigo(32): Ops!
Observe, none of these chatlogs were true, just came up to something.
This is why I find it offensive. I don't care about how "all admins are smelly" is more offensive because like it or not, this is offensive to some people. Me for one. I don't have to explain why I find it offensive, I just do. Don't just tell me to get over it...
yeah you're right, you didn't have to explain why...but yet you did.
Some people just take this game way to seriously.
OMG YOU SAID CBFASI BANNED GANDALF OFFENSIVE OFFENSIVE!!
I explained it because some people aren't able to understand human sensitivity
Taking something as an offense to his friends is now classified as taking a game too seriously?
Drop the capital letters and grow up
it was a joke guys, relax
No need to be serious all the time.
my point exactly.
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:rofl:
airlines joke is bad bad, even worst than my jokes -.-
cya
offtopic: That was probroly the stupidest thing you could of posted on Funny chatlogs, lets here some of your chatlogs about stupid ass kangaroos then. Seriously if you dont got something important to put or on topic dont post at all
Sorry for off topic!!!!!
airlines joke is bad bad, even worst than my jokes -.-
cya
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:rofl:
i rember Now O_O :S
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Ben_Jizz: (1) rofl
Ben_Jizz: (1) Funny chat logs :)
[WS]Altair(5), was warned by [AV]Tai(4) for i love you too but dont abuse /ad >:O
[WS]Altair: (5) f**k,i wanted a kick :S
[Z]Eagle: (3) xD
Ben_Jizz: (1) LOL FUNNY CHAT LOGS
Great One ^^ xD xD i like to be admin <3 ^^
I got this one
I made a Traffic Stop with Ben_Jizz ^^
(localchat)
Ben_Jizz(8) says: BEER
[AV]Tai(11) says: please blow sir
Ben_Jizz(8) shouts: YAY!!
Ben_Jizz(8) blows it
But you cant understand it when you dont see that pic ^^
FOund some funny chatlogs when i was looking around at my pics in San ANdreas folder:D
Player 1: Is Gimil Here?
Yeahs(60) Joined The Server
Player 2: LOL
Player 3: Good call
Ints_Stracci: (25) The one who wires me 1$, gets nothing back!
You received 1 from Panda_Araatus(22) in your bank account
You received 1 from smey(0) in your bank account
You received 1 from Razif_Bk(14) in your bank account
You received 1 from Jack Araatus(33) in your bank account
(54), was banned by [AV]FlameMan(38) for as above
i thought Admins LVL 2 can't ban...
[ALS]Jake: Nachieng did you get offerd a place in Rtard
[GSF]Nachieng: i was offerd rstar by my friend but now im GSF so it dont matter
LOL?
(54), was banned by Panda_Araatus(34) for Armor Hacks and Weap Hax
(54), was banned by Gimli(0) for armor hacks
(54), was banned by [AV]FlameMan(38) for as above
haha :rofl:
i thought Admins LVL 2 can't ban...yes yes yes
sameyup
(54), was banned by Panda_Araatus(34) for Armor Hacks and Weap Hax
(54), was banned by Gimli(0) for armor hacks
(54), was banned by [AV]FlameMan(38) for as above
haha :rofl:
Why don't you post that one more time, Gillie?If you look carefully in the other post, he added one more...I'm not sure why he quoted it though.
Why don't you post that one more time, Gillie?Sorry that was a mistake..
Epic_Failure: (31)Read Da Name<<<<<<
I remember one thing today:
[AV]Specter: Polopolopolopolopolopolopolopolopolopol opolopolopolopolopolopolopolopolo.....
Little time later...
(Somebody else): Polopolo Polopolo Polopolo Polopolo Polopolo Polopolo...
It's Nachein! No, srsly, hahhah.
Well, today admins made in admin chat some "guess who is that" event :PI had great timing :P :cool:
Look what came immediatly:
(http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/9395/samp054ju2.png)
its something cool , but its from like month ago , but i remembered it :lol:Gahahaha!
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:D
its something cool , but its from like month ago , but i remembered it :lol:
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:D
ADVERTISEMENT: I Want to f**k tai, contact [WS]Altair(5)When the hell was that??? oO
...
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Ben_Jizz: (1) rofl
Ben_Jizz: (1) Funny chat logs :)
[WS]Altair(5), was warned by [AV]Tai(4) for i love you too but dont abuse /ad >:O
[WS]Altair: (5) f**k,i wanted a kick :S
[Z]Eagle: (3) xD
Ben_Jizz: (1) LOL FUNNY CHAT LOGS
Altair fails to :rofl:When :O?
[AV]Nexxt got banned by GiacJr for some form of health hack < Unban @ ArgonathRPG.eu >
I think people laughed about this.
But lets take it as a funny chatlog, not as a moment to cry.
Will be back very soon !
- 400th post! -
....
not really funny
100% agree, don't laugh at the fact you got banned and acting like the admin is an idiot for doing so. in my opinion the admin had every right to suspect you for hacks.
...U know why? Cuz nobody though that I should be banned...
Sorry but that just says to me "i love my self" :P
Are u really that dumb as u are acting now?
I said: They could laughed about it.
U know why? Cuz nobody though that I should be banned.
And dont accuse me that Im calling admin idiot.
Giac isnt, and this is funny chatlog?
No funny complainlog!
i can not understand your English sometimes, "i said: they could laughed about it"
Hmm.
I think that is your problems.
Because, my english is NOT bad.
I think you dont want to understand it.
But, wasn't this a funny chatlog -.-.
Stop replying on my posts FFS.
Removed: Flame
Admin: [Rstar]Tazor
Admin Jaaskaa_Kolta(3): 3rd floor, LS titties hall
**5 seconds later**
Admin Jaaskaa_Kolta(3): City*
Some new,more later:
[Z]Luka: Gimli im aragorn,i lost my right please give them back and also my 10000K
Altair you forgot to add Gimli: I can give you a ban
lol::lol: :rofl:
(http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/411/samp095du5.png)
New player: HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!hahaha
Admin: try pressing the the Caps Lock key
New player: O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
New player: HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
Admin: try pressing the the Caps Lock key
New player: O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
New player: HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
Admin: try pressing the the Caps Lock key
New player: O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
looks like olari 5 years older :rofl:Hahhaaha, lmao! :rofl:
New player: HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
Admin: try pressing the the Caps Lock key
New player: O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
New player: HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
Admin: try pressing the the Caps Lock key
New player: O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
Admin Komodoros(60): having 65000 flowers.. i wonder how much girlfriend has heGenius xD :rofl: :rofl:
Haha.
Omg xDYou are Nelis?!?!?
I first said, Omg those Freecops ruing a chase
Then this happend
(http://i34.tinypic.com/25hlhfq.jpg)
Lol, Pwnd by MrsS :D
You are Nelis?!?!?
Omg xD
I first said, Omg those Freecops ruing a chase
Then this happend
(http://i34.tinypic.com/25hlhfq.jpg)
Lol, Pwnd by MrsS :D
Are you hot and have sex problems? Come to me baby, Contact [Rstar]LegendHahhah, I wasn't on then though. /warn (Legend's ID) illegal /ad..No? IT doesn't count as illegal /ad?
[AV]Tai: (id) Where are you Legend?Lmao, He said true words.
[AV]Tai: (id) Where are you Legend?
[Rstar]Legend: (id) I wont tell you. You are not hot enough.
looks like olari 5 years older :rofl:
Omg xD
I first said, Omg those Freecops ruing a chase
Then this happend
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Lol, Pwnd by MrsS :D
:help:and another 1 of Tai's smart Ads :help:
:hah:ADVERTISEMENT:Your phone dont work? Call us and we fix it!, contact [AV]Tai(9) :hah:
:war:then after the ad...
[Z]Corey: (11) Tai
[Z]Corey: (11) if his phone is broken how he will call you ?
this posted by: [ALS]MadBoi
Mario_gonzalez (50) - Can i get unsu? i drove over a freecop?HAHAHAHA!
PM from ssj3g0ku(30): i have no reason to hit you only if i need to kill ya or to get suspected and with only one hit....
PM from ssj3g0ku(30): got it ? : )
I love sweet PM from citizens :)
Mario_gonzalez (50) - Can i get unsu? i drove over a freecop?
PM from ssj3g0ku(30): i have no reason to hit you only if i need to kill ya or to get suspected and with only one hit....
PM from ssj3g0ku(30): got it ? : )
I love sweet PM from citizens :)
PM from ssj3g0ku(30): i have no reason to hit you only if i need to kill ya or to get suspected and with only one hit....Rofl
PM from ssj3g0ku(30): got it ? : )
I love sweet PM from citizens :)
i didnt know wat r the meaning of this..wats that? :o
Ive seen sick people but... this is another whole level of sickness!!!!
[ALS]Bauer: (4) i kissed my mother and i liked it XD
James_Hunter: (2) Ew
[ALS]Bauer: (4) lol,thats wrong
Chase_Greggor: (36) lol..? ew
Oliver: (8) Dude, please
Posted by: [ALS]MadBoi
hehe, thats me :lol:
Signed, Jack Bauer
[ALS]Bauer: (4) i kissed my mother and i liked it XD
James_Hunter: (2) Ew
[ALS]Bauer: (4) lol,thats wrong
Chase_Greggor: (36) lol..? ew
Oliver: (8) Dude, please
I don't really understand what's wrong with kissing your mother, but that depends how the guy wants people to understand and stuff. :D
[ALS]Kyle(34) was warned by [AV]FlameMan(37) for raping without permission...
Is that real? :eek: Maybe he thought forced RP..Yes, it probably was a valid /warn... Maybe Kyle just ran and raped people :P
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Young_Buck(X) is kicked for flooding
[WS]Winters(2): (on police radio) Check Young_Buck when he comes back, he must be dealing.
Freecop(X): (on police radio) How do you know he is dealing?
[WS]Winters(2): (on police radio) He just got kicked by server for flood
...
Freecop(X): (on police radio) Nice RP winters
[WS]Winters(2): (on police radio) What? I am just being smart and using my brains.
Young_Buck(X) is kicked for flooding
[WS]Winters(2): (on police radio) Check Young_Buck when he comes back, he must be dealing.
Freecop(X): (on police radio) How do you know he is dealing?
[WS]Winters(2): (on police radio) He just got kicked by server for flood
...
Freecop(X): (on police radio) Nice RP winters
[WS]Winters(2): (on police radio) What? I am just being smart and using my brains.
it was more like...Aaaha! Sorry for posting it though, but it looked fun.
[ALS]Kyle(34) was reported by [ALS]MEMBER(id) for raping without permission
[ALS]Kyle(34) was warned by [AV]FlameMan(37) for raping without permission...
then i wanted to do /a /warn etc... but i did /warn instead... i allready said ingame that im really sorry for that... it was not on purpose, and no more jokes like that... as it can finish serious, not funny :/
sorry :/
Young_Buck(X) is kicked for floodingGreat Role Playing Winters, keep going like it !
[WS]Winters(2): (on police radio) Check Young_Buck when he comes back, he must be dealing.
Freecop(X): (on police radio) How do you know he is dealing?
[WS]Winters(2): (on police radio) He just got kicked by server for flood
...
Freecop(X): (on police radio) Nice RP winters
[WS]Winters(2): (on police radio) What? I am just being smart and using my brains.
Young_Buck(X) is kicked for flooding
[WS]Winters(2): (on police radio) Check Young_Buck when he comes back, he must be dealing.
Freecop(X): (on police radio) How do you know he is dealing?
[WS]Winters(2): (on police radio) He just got kicked by server for flood
...
Freecop(X): (on police radio) Nice RP winters
[WS]Winters(2): (on police radio) What? I am just being smart and using my brains.
Young_Buck(X) is kicked for flooding
[WS]Winters(2): (on police radio) Check Young_Buck when he comes back, he must be dealing.
Freecop(X): (on police radio) How do you know he is dealing?
[WS]Winters(2): (on police radio) He just got kicked by server for flood
...
Freecop(X): (on police radio) Nice RP winters
[WS]Winters(2): (on police radio) What? I am just being smart and using my brains.
Now Winters thinks he is a funny guy, hey winters but you are not. They are just laughing at your stupidness.
And here my funny chat log:
(http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/2268/loldo6.png)
Kangaroo hunting season?
actually admins unsused me accidently instead of jack araatus :P
No personal logs....they just lose their funnyness...if they had any...What you mean by personal log?
Now Winters thinks he is a funny guy, hey winters but you are not. They are just laughing at your stupidness.Now we laugh at your stupidness of putting your own chatlog :rofl: :rofl:
And here my funny chat log:
(http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/2268/loldo6.png)
Kangaroo hunting season?
actually admins unsused me accidently instead of jack araatus :P
They mean, that putting your own funny chatlogs is not funnyLol but no one except me can see i got unsuspected for it and my own sentence wasn't funny, the funny part was i got unsuspect after i say that.
They mean, that putting your own funny chatlogs is not funny
They mean, that putting your own funny chatlogs is not funny
[Rstar]Razor:Hey GuysLmao, hahha.
[Rstar]Austin:Hey
[Rstar]Razor:cya guys,goonna sleep
[ALS]Seskom:Hai Razor
(Some text was between)
[ALS]Seskom:Cya Razor
He just came to say Hi and Goodbye :trust:
Now Winters thinks he is a funny guy, hey winters but you are not. They are just laughing at your stupidness.
And here my funny chat log:
(http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/2268/loldo6.png)
Kangaroo hunting season?
actually admins unsused me accidently instead of jack araatus :P
(http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/2268/loldo6.png)
Kangaroo hunting season?
Just happeed..The other account must be John_McCain
Barack_Obama was banned by (admin) for multiple accounts
The other account must be John_McCain
Omg on our CB of Madd Doggs Security(MD Radio)
Gimli: Who will be sex leader?
Gimli: Who will be sec leader?
Sec = Security
Larox was suspected, and he was asking for an unsuspect I think...
[ESF]Larox: plz admin unban me
I thought someone will post my chats.
And will say: HAHAHAHA rolfllamaoalarofl he made me laugh so bad i pissed myself.
I guess it wont happen.
Jack_Young: (34) [Rstar]Olari: I'm doed join Rstar :))) its cool :))))
Jack_Young: (34) [Rstar]Olari: I can ban ppl i doed like (( or something like that))
Osama_Bin_Laden has joined the server.
Osama_Bin_Laden has been warned by (I forget the admin) for /changename
Osama_Bin_Laden has joined the server.
Obama_Bin_Laden has joined the server.
LOL
Osama_Bin_Laden has joined the server.
Osama_Bin_Laden has been warned by (I forget the admin) for /changename
Osama_Bin_Laden has joined the server.
Obama_Bin_Laden has joined the server.
Osama_Bin_Laden has joined the server.
Osama_Bin_Laden has been warned by (I forget the admin) for /changename
Osama_Bin_Laden has joined the server.
Obama_Bin_Laden has joined the server.
LOL
Osama_Bin_Laden has joined the server.OBAMA LMFAOOOOOO
Osama_Bin_Laden has been warned by (I forget the admin) for /changename
Osama_Bin_Laden has joined the server.
Obama_Bin_Laden has joined the server.
LOL
Osama_Bin_Laden has joined the server.
Osama_Bin_Laden has been warned by (I forget the admin) for /changename
Osama_Bin_Laden has joined the server.
Obama_Bin_Laden has joined the server.
LOL
Happened before:Everytime he try to have sex with me :eek: And i never want. Next time /warn Altair sexual acts without permission :rofl:
/me tries to explain a situation
[WS]Altair: Looool,funny moment,i kissed Taichi but then(wanted to continue with another message)
*in 1 sec*
Someone1:And you liked it?
[Rstar]Austin:and you liked it
Someone4: you liked it ?
Someone3: and you liked it?
:S
Your Mobile phone is Ringing Type (/Pickup) CallerID: Officer_mike
[ALS]_Andriuha(51) says(phone):yes hello
Officer_mike(30) says(phone):Whats your location ?
[ALS]_Andriuha(51) says(phone): why you need to know ?
30 sec. of silence...
Officer_mike(30) says(phone): Whatever your doing Pullver your vehicle and wait for an officer
Frank((something..)): Cadet Frank(something) reporting for duty
Frank((something..)): Requesting permission to take LSPD car.
Your Mobile phone is Ringing Type (/Pickup) CallerID: Officer_mike
[ALS]_Andriuha(51) says(phone):yes hello
Officer_mike(30) says(phone):Whats your location ?
[ALS]_Andriuha(51) says(phone): why you need to know ?
30 sec. of silence...
Officer_mike(30) says(phone): Whatever your doing Pull over your vehicle and wait for an officer :cop:
LOOOOOL :D :hah: Ill now will know to /hangup to Officer_Mike :D
ROFL!! :rofl: :lol:
silver_caponeT(23): 10-20 on suspects?, Over.
Thomas_Greene(3): Willowfield heading to Ocean Dicks, Over.
** Moment of silence **
Thomas_Greene(3): ...Docks, Over.
Gimli using /cnn command to announce:
This was a few months ago, but it just hit me now.
Gimli's announcement after an EVENT
1st place - (name)
2st place - (name)
3st place - (name)
Ye, that was random and not very funny. :neutral:
Lol ?
JDC Is a wierd guy
Wheres the joke?
It's first, second, third, not first, sedonst, thirst or something like that :)I don't get it -.-
I don't get it -.-
lolwhut Carharrt, you don't know how to lie.
If you added a smiley it would've more reliable C:
I got pulled over by a cop for.. Okay I have no idea why..
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If the pictures doesnt load, goto http://img522.imageshack.us/my.php?image=chatlogroflok3.jpg
Oh lol, the fake death hack...I always used him on a Freeroam ( as an admin ) to scare off people.No,that hacker was on heli and he teleported in the ground ( yeh,in the ground) and it was looking like heli blades were only seen on the surface,and it killed everyone,who was standing near SF:FC exit
I was going to flint range with car and I saw police car exploded and near it cadet...
I offer him help, but he refuses, instead, he runs from flint range to SANTA MARIA BEACH LOS SANTOS!!
All the way there,I was following him in my car by the side, guess what I was doing while he was running?
I was advertising:
Jessica_Cro(14) says: Burn Your Fat!
Jessica_cro(14) says: BURN YOUR FAT!! CMON!!! FASTER FASTER!! BURN IT!
BamF_Vegas (17) says: ...
Jessica_cro (14) says; you are so poor,CMON!!!!! gogogoggoo!!!!!!!!
They mean, that putting your own funny chatlogs is not funny
EDIT: Juanes was first...
OMG how i own :x
though i am not member of ARPD yet, and dont get any reply :mad: :mad:
It is not funny at all if people try to be funny and then post their own not-funny chatlogs here.lol haha :lol:
I was talking to a player called Hatrixlol, hahahha
[WS]Jserg:Can you tell me the name of the weapon hacks?
(http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/5765/asdsapo4.jpg)
then...
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i was Walking today near to GS9 and a freecop wanted to RP with his Megaphone :D
*MikeU grabs Megaphone
MikeU shouts Megaphone) : sir please....
me shouts: what ??
MikeU shouts Megaphone): Sir please Have a nice day..
can some one explain me this ?? :conf:
i was Walking today near to GS9 and a freecop wanted to RP with his Megaphone :D
*MikeU grabs Megaphone
MikeU shouts Megaphone) : sir please....
me shouts: what ??
MikeU shouts Megaphone): Sir please Have a nice day..
can some one explain me this ?? :conf:
[ESF]Benny(32) attems hotwire the car
[ESF]Benny(32) suckeed
Bahahaha, /fail Benny.:lol:
Wannabe ..
[text]This is SAMP chatlogs, there's already a topic for MSN chatlogs. ;)
:lol:
Jesse_Stracci(15) was suspected by officer [AV]Cane(3) for Evading da mutha'f**kin' po-lice
someone by the name of SERVER
SERVER: You're doodle has been licked
Lawl
Signed, Trent Corleone
The demise of aHaha!!hackerno-lifer 50 year old virgin who lives in a basement who mass DMed with weapon hacks...
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The demise of ahackerno-lifer 50 year old virgin who lives in a basement who mass DMed with weapon hacks...
(http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk188/Schitter_95/sa-mp-016-1.png)
Good ol' Jaaskaa :rofl:
Custom got car HP hacks :eek:
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I hope he just got into a hacked or bugged car :D
yep razors so funny, we all want to be as kewl as he iz dont we?We sure do :lol:
shit IG i'm BUSTED
IRL i'm WASTED
for the record i' am NOT DOWNLOADING PORN!! i was downloading Daemon tools and 2012 trailer at the same time!
We sure do :lol::neutral:
Did I post that already lol!
And dont steal my orange font :(
Police Radio
DHRmike: Help i am getting Raped !!
[WS]Winters: 10-4
...... nice to know that cops wont do anything :P
player1: ffs, that admin abused meisnt that supposed to be like that? :orah:
player2: send email to [email protected]
ROFL.
Police radioGotta love that one.
SugarD: All units,im being tomatoed!
Pixy was on cop duty...
Crime of [Z]Pixy: terrorist attack with bombs
Crime of Bounce(41): Sexual harrasment | Cumming on me while unstuck his stuck dickHahahaha, Nexxt is so funny :D
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Team PM from [AV]Nexxt(3):8 Im just bi, and i love also boys (ingame then), I can do some sucky sucky to ur dick also
[AV]Nexxt(3): OopsS!
And whole chat was LOL'ing for like 5 minutes.
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Hahahaha, Nexxt is so funny :D
By: Moe Ross
Manga:Drive on the right side of the road,please....lol... it wasnt to him :lol:
[R*]Agent: Dont tell admins what to do !\
lol... it wasnt to him :lol:
Funny Chatlog shown in SIGYeah, I remember that.
Jaaskaa_Kolta was reported by Ben_Jizz for can you teleport me out side of me im stuck by bugLol
Police radio : U1&11&12 leaving patrol for donut break, resuming after it, over
Dudes, please stop posting chatlogs where you should be funny, which you arent.
thanks.
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i dun get it o_Oyou guys have No brain Sharphis said hes gay lol-.-
you guys have No brain Sharphis said hes gay lol-.-
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Then there was a big spam of LOL's.
Officer [ALS]Masa suspect DidrikSvensson for stealing my nice hat
Kewl guy, he knows how to make his way into admins team..
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[AK]JDC (52) is busy reading the book: How to exterminate freecops by NitrOx Stracci.
[AK]JDC (52) is busy reading the book: How to exterminate freecops by NitrOx Stracci.
It was wrong ID, everybody should figured that out from beginning but I didn't even knew it was able to /warn other admins...That's why it looked kinda funny.
Hank_Rafferty(0) was warned by Razor_Sicilian(53) for Deathmatching
Chatlog with Pancher and me :P
when pancher was on Cop duty :P
and used Tp
DHRmike(3) Wispers: you hacker
[Rstar]Pancher(1) says: noo
DHRmike(3) Wispers: yes
[Rstar]Pancher(1) says: where?
DHRmike(3) Wispers: and you raped me
[Rstar]Pancher(1) :o
DHRmike(3) Wispers: you are a hacker
[Rstar]Pancher(1) rapes DHRmike
DHRmike(3) shouts: ah help!!
and im bi, is that so funny?
Chatlog with Pancher and me :P
when pancher was on Cop duty :P
and used Tp
DHRmike(3) Wispers: you hacker
[Rstar]Pancher(1) says: noo
DHRmike(3) Wispers: yes
[Rstar]Pancher(1) says: where?
DHRmike(3) Wispers: and you raped me
[Rstar]Pancher(1) :o
DHRmike(3) Wispers: you are a hacker
[Rstar]Pancher(1) rapes DHRmike
DHRmike(3) shouts: ah help!!
Yesterday I drived around with 3other FBI Agents.Sammir JDC and 1more, then we stoped at LSPD. And we go shooted by Dmer's from roof.hahah lol rofl :rofl:
In CB:
[****]Wake_Callison(8): Shit. Dmers on LSPD Roof.
[****]Wake_Callison(8): Sammir kick ID 9, Its he who shooting us at LSPD roof
[****]Wake_Callison(8): oh. Shit. Sammir. Kick him
After some seconds.
Sammir. Please do something before we all die!!
Wake_Callison(8) Has been kicked by [Rstar]Sammir('') for Dming from LSPD roof.
You has been kicked by [Rstar]Sammir('') for Dming from LSPD roof.
Server closed the connection.
It was just a mistake but kinda funny. When I told him in CB to do something and he kicked me xD
Squeak_Araatus(10) says: But, ermt\
Squeak_Araatus(10) says: I need to use the restroom
Squeak_Araatus(10) says: Were is it?
[Rstar]Razor(13) says: Erm..
[Rstar]Razor(13) says: The street halley is good...
Squeak_Araatus(10) says: Erm
This is good :D
That was a quite funny, he asked to kick ID 1337 but it was him..
Matthew_McBride(1337) was kicked by Komodororosos(66) for wanted to?
After that the server went "Lol"
[ALS]Janar(*) was kicked by [WS]Jserg(*) for Jserged
Hmm.hahahaha rofl :rofl:
lol @ Aragorn
Jserg, i remember it still...
[ALS]Janar: /me asking some buddy silently so Jserg won't hear: Is Jserg online?
Somebody made: /changename Noheisnt
Noheisnt: Nope
[ALS]Janar: Ok
hahahahahhahahaha best thing i heard all day XD
about which funny chat log? :D
Legolas had no money to enter the cathedrallol why I never had this idea?
Admin Aragorn: Where is Legolas?
Admin Legolas: I am dancing outside for 20$ :)
Legolas had no money to enter the cathedralMUahahahahahahah
Admin Aragorn: Where is Legolas?
Admin Legolas: I am dancing outside for 20$ :)
got one, with Nexxt about asslickinglol I guess he wants to make a career using that skill :rofl:
lol, when was that ufo?:P
I dont remember :P
I know that it's lame to laugh about you'r own jokes, but it happened accidently today ;
Team PM:18 shaved :S
Screm_Corleone(25): LOL
Squeak_Araatus(1) : L0LWHUT
Tommy_Corleone(4) :LOL
I accidently used /tpm, and also wrong ID, id 18 was actually Blanc's.
And I wasn't talking about myself :lol:
Explain whats Shaved? xD
Admin actions:muahahhaa
[AV]FlameMan(28): Can you explain names "*****", "******", "*****" ?
Nano_x(42): I didnt created them, they already were created.
[AV]FlameMan(28): Oh, okay :)
[AV]FlameMan(28): If you registered today, how you know how to talk with /l ? :)
Nano_x(42): My friend told me
Nano_x(42): xcasio
Here i checked his IP and i discovered he was banned multiple times before for hacks, and he is ban evading.
[AV]FlameMan(28): Oh he is your friend? :)
Nano_x(42): Yeah, Francis' one.
[AV]FlameMan(28): Oh okay then
Nano_x(42): I know him through Francis
[AV]FlameMan(28): Okay :) Have fun! :)
Nano_x(42): Thanks :)
Nano_x(42) was banned by [AV]FlameMan(28) for ban evading (hacks)
[AV]Nexxt(10): I just have seen UFO!! :O
[AV]FlameMan(7): It was me...
Nothing better than posting own funny chatlogs at evening.
this is a very old one but yeh its true chat logCheap for a great education :cool:
[NSV]bullet: whos want to get better cop?Come in grove whos want.Im teaching.Now onely for 100$
this is a very old one but yeh its true chat logI got one old one too:
I got one old one too:Dont remember that but uhh :D Must've been long time ago ;)
[Rstar]Lionz: (36) i saw aragorn in a suit as his DP on msn once :D
[AV]Zun: (0) psst, Lionz send it to me
Aragorn: (9) yeah I am bisexy - kicking males and females cheaters with the same love
[Rstar]Lionz: (36) i didn't save it... LOL
[Elite]Para: WHAT! :(
Mike_Peterson: /crime 11!1
Crime of Roger_Rage(11): stoping on the road
Roger_Rage: can i know where is jobs center
[AV]Traser: Idk Roger, rabbit
[AVt]Oliver(51) was suspected by officer Matthew_McBride(42) for Haha now you can't go on duty xD
Lol, Matthew
[WS]DarkRaven: Ok, take your clothes off:lol: :rofl:
Janar_Juusu removes clothes
[WS]DarkRaven: Underwear too
Janar_Juusu removes underwear
Janar_Juusu is half-naked
McCarthy_Vegas vomits
[WS]DarkRaven: Ok, start wanking hard
Janar_Juusu starts wanking hard
[WS]DarkRaven: Ok, put your clothes on, enough
Janar_Juusu puts clothes on
Heh. He was only playing :) . Too sad he got banned :( He went too far.
Corey_Calvino was kicked by Gandalf for pigs are haram :P
NitrOx_Stracci(**) HE SINGS WITH MADONNA ON THE INTERNET, HE CALLS HIMSELF LEGEND COS HE THINKS HES A GOD!Not funny at all...
Not funny at all...
lol never thought he was so rich :lol: :rofl:
Hmm.
Why u though that?:P
i will try that on u too Nexxt, lets see how rich u are, how much money i can get out of u ;)
ah well if i sell all my stuff i would had 800k myself too,
and nice funny list up there
Dont want to go off topic but:Guess I know who to rob nextime :redface:
House - 460K
Bizz - 410K
Heli - 60K
Hands - 25K
Bank - 500K
That was nearly all I had :P
Guess I know who to rob nextime :redface:
Ross, it would help if you added a smiley so I know what tone you're speaking in, because you sound pretty serious and mad. Especially with those four periods of death.
:razz:
Olivia_Satriani(39) has joined the server
Olivia_Satriani(39) was kicked by [WS]Jserg(45) for adsgacs
Hehe, im sorry Olivia :P , i wanted to kick id 39 that Flameman kicked and you just came online fastIt was a mistake.. But a funny mistake :P
Crime of Mafs_Corleone(43): calling me bastard
lol today when my friend came as [AV]FlameGirl all were like wtf...Hope you and your GF aren't angry of that joke. :help:
after i did /id Flame i saw something like that:
lol today when my friend came as [AV]FlameGirl all were like wtf...
after i did /id Flame i saw something like that:
From a Passport test today:Damn I laughed at this one :lol:
[Rstar]cDa(52) says: What is the command to get on police duty?
Nanashi(20) says: Hank_Rafferty
From a Passport test today:
[Rstar]cDa(52) says: What is the command to get on police duty?
Nanashi(20) says: Hank_Rafferty
From a Passport test today:
[Rstar]cDa(52) says: What is the command to get on police duty?
Nanashi(20) says: Hank_Rafferty
From a Passport test today:
[Rstar]cDa(52) says: What is the command to get on police duty?
Nanashi(20) says: Hank_Rafferty
lol today when my friend came as [AV]FlameGirl all were like wtf...
after i did /id Flame i saw something like that:
From a Passport test today:Omg :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: the most hilarious logs!
[Rstar]cDa(52) says: What is the command to get on police duty?
Nanashi(20) says: Hank_Rafferty
[ALSa]Zomane(0) shouts megaphone): LSPD!ASSHOLE!
[ALSa]Zomane(0) shouts megaphone): LSPD!PULL OVER*
From a Passport test today:
[Rstar]cDa(52) says: What is the command to get on police duty?
Nanashi(20) says: Hank_Rafferty
Ok let me explain one thing.. Posting own chat logs isnt bad move.... If someone thinks that his own funny chatlog is funny he can post it ...
just what i was thinking, if you find it funny yourself, POST IT. Don't let people tell you not to post your own chatlogs:PMostly, when I find my own chatlogs funny, I understand they are not, because I have a wicked sense of humour. :)
From a Passport test today:That was my brother when he was saying answers I was beside him well I wasn't helping him he knows alll lol But I laughed so much he tought I was so drunk lol!!!!! HAHAHAHA
[Rstar]cDa(52) says: What is the command to get on police duty?
Nanashi(20) says: Hank_Rafferty
i guess that AW guy must have been JDC lol, who else then him ;)
and also since he cant wear AV tag,
:lol:
PM from RamdonGuy: what i have to do to become a woman?
PM from RamdonGuy: what i have to do to become a woman?
PM from RamdonGuy: what i have to do to become a woman?
Congratulations..................topic.Congratulations to Argonath Humour!
Cal(something) pm: raha
Marcus_McEast pm: What?
Cal(something) pm: taha anna
Marcus_McEast pm: Oh, now I understand.
Cal(something) pm: rahaHe wanted you to give him money and have buttsecks with him.
Marcus_McEast pm: What?
Cal(something) pm: taha anna
Marcus_McEast pm: Oh, now I understand.
lol whaha!
btw, 750th post!
And why you did post it here?Beceause he made it here ? ;)
And why you did post it here?
a couple from me :)
Youare(11) says: you are gay
[R]Alfredo: im report you to gandalf sir
[Z]David: (2) who ever is a admin on Runescape, unban me, you bastards
a couple from me :)
Youare(11) says: you are gay
[R]Alfredo: im report you to gandalf sir
[Z]David: (2) who ever is a admin on Runescape, unban me, you bastards
That Runescape thing was just a joke I haven't played it in like three years...
World of Warcraft for the win!
This is Funny Chatlogs, not funny failures :PMost of these chatlogs are failures :lol:
This is Funny Chatlogs, not funny failures :P
This is Funny Chatlogs, not funny failures :P
On the Police radio, (I forgot the freecop name)
Freecop: can someone unsuspect id5 please? i need him for avds exam
On the Police radio, (I forgot the freecop name)
Freecop: can someone unsuspect id5 please? i need him for avds exam
Lol today i tried to sell my savanna and i got pwned by server :/
/Sell
*nothing to sell here*
/sell car
*Use /Sell*
/Sellcar
*You sold the car*
Sometimes epic fails can be funny :P
superman_SWAT: can i get a ban plz
-big LOL in main chat-
Mafs_Corleone: (37) Sure superman.. why if I may ask
superman_SWAT: i am a cheater
Mafs_Corleone: (37) oh, how cool is that..
[AV]Nexxt: (5) Now, welcome on ArgonathRPG .. Cheater :P
superman_SWAT: can i have a free ban or i need to pay?
[AV]Nexxt: (5) Hmm maybe try /buyban?
superman_SWAT: doesnt works...
superman_SWAT: corleone
Mafs_Corleone: (37) Yes, Superman?
superman_SWAT: are you gonna ban me or what?
Mafs_Corleone: (37) why u want a ban?
Luigi_Corleone: (36) why Superman?
superman_SWAT: i'm a cheater
superman_SWAT has been tempbanned by Luigi_Corleone for 3 hours: Reason: no hacks here
superman_SWAT: can i get a ban plz
-big LOL in main chat-
Mafs_Corleone: (37) Sure superman.. why if I may ask
superman_SWAT: i am a cheater
Mafs_Corleone: (37) oh, how cool is that..
[AV]Nexxt: (5) Now, welcome on ArgonathRPG .. Cheater :P
superman_SWAT: can i have a free ban or i need to pay?
[AV]Nexxt: (5) Hmm maybe try /buyban?
superman_SWAT: doesnt works...
superman_SWAT: corleone
Mafs_Corleone: (37) Yes, Superman?
superman_SWAT: are you gonna ban me or what?
Mafs_Corleone: (37) why u want a ban?
Luigi_Corleone: (36) why Superman?
superman_SWAT: i'm a cheater
superman_SWAT has been tempbanned by Luigi_Corleone for 3 hours: Reason: no hacks here
I was doing some PAWN scripting, and I was confused on something called a "timer" so I decided to ask CBF for help, I don't think he was very pleased with me.
(9:20 PM) Matthew: CBF, can you help me with timers? it's my first time working with them.
(9:20 PM) [R*]CBFASI: not unless you want rs4 delayed
(9:20 PM) Matthew: I dont mind
Uh, same here.
I wouldnt like RS4 to have any unnecessary delays any longer than its Post-2008 release, since CBF, Gimli, and the Alpha Testers are busy doing their jobs so that you can have a bug-free RS4 :neutral:
Trent_Corleone: (4) Omg .... my GTA SA wont install
I found this amusing lol
I wonder what he was playing on when he said that :lol:
A toasterOr could it be... GTA San Andreas?? :eek:
I got pulled over:
McCarthy says: I dont got money
Smey says: Then you have to come on court
McCarthy says: hmhmh.....Why?
Smey says: You didnt pay the ticket
McCarthy says: HEY!
McCarthy says: Look, UFO!
Smey looks
McCarthy starts engine and escapes
McCarthy were suspected by officer Smey for evading
:(
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***[XXXX] NitrOx_Stracci(17) Do not say to people
***[XXXX] NitrOx_Stracci(17) Anal
***[XXXX] NitrOx_Stracci(17) Sex
***[XXXX] NitrOx_Stracci(17) Gay
***[XXXX] NitrOx_Stracci(17) Homo
[AVt]JDC: (41) CBF wont be on for the next two weeks? :/
[Rstar]CBFasi(44) Has joined the server
[Rstar]Jcstodds(42): Our patrol has a rapist in the back of car to frighten criminals, over
[Rstar]Jcstodds(42): It is working quite well, I suggest you all get rapists, over
Michal666(19) has joined the server
chineseboy666: help
Winters its DISEASE not decease O.oYeah, so damn you Winters!!
PM from [AV]Nexxt(21): Love is not based on certain sexual orientations, love is based on a soul, and the soul is neuter..
PM from [AV]Nexxt(21): So at the end, we are all homosexual, because a soul dont have a gender
Woow, what a theory.. :lol:Without genders how can we be homosexual? IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!!
PM from [AV]Nexxt(21): Love is not based on certain sexual orientations, love is based on a soul, and the soul is neuter..
PM from [AV]Nexxt(21): So at the end, we are all homosexual, because a soul dont have a gender
PM send to [AV]Nexxt: omgwtf fack you :/
Blanc_Federico(2) says: you have the right to put your sawn off into your ass
Razor_Sicilian(6) shouts: LOL!!
(Jack_Halford had elvis clothes.. he pulls over infront of me and shouts)
Jack_Halford(2) shouts: I'VE GOT EVERYTHING WHAT AN ELVIS NEEDS!!
Jack_Halford(2) shouts: TRUCK!!
Jack_Halford(2) shouts: WIERD CLOTHES!!
Jack_Halford(2) shouts: WIERD HAIR!!
Razor_Sicilian(35) says: lol
Jack_Halford(2) shouts: NOW GIVE ME MY ELVISCASH!!
You sent 50 to Jack_Halford(28)
PM from [AV]Nexxt(21): Love is not based on certain sexual orientations, love is based on a soul, and the soul is neuter..
PM from [AV]Nexxt(21): So at the end, we are all homosexual, because a soul dont have a gender
PM send to [AV]Nexxt: omgwtf fack you :/
I got one that beats all :P
From a Passport test some days ago:
MuminSvensson(ID) says: Who is the president of USA? (which is United States of Argonath)
Unknown(ID) says: BARRACK OBAMA!!
After a while, when explaining what USA is..
MuminSvensson(ID) says: So, who is the president of USA (United States of Argonath) ?
Unknown(ID) says: [AV]Flameman!
After a long laugh, he told me that he told him that ^^ haha Nice job Flamey ;)
I was on patrol and this guy (non-suspect) asked us to do /crime on him, and this came up
Crime of Arno Satriani(44): driving
I got one that beats all :P
From a Passport test some days ago:
MuminSvensson(ID) says: Who is the president of USA? (which is United States of Argonath)
Unknown(ID) says: BARRACK OBAMA!!
After a while, when explaining what USA is..
MuminSvensson(ID) says: So, who is the president of USA (United States of Argonath) ?
Unknown(ID) says: [AV]Flameman!
After a long laugh, he told me that he told him that ^^ haha Nice job Flamey ;)
I got one that beats all :P
From a Passport test some days ago:
MuminSvensson(ID) says: Who is the president of USA? (which is United States of Argonath)
Unknown(ID) says: BARRACK OBAMA!!
After a while, when explaining what USA is..
MuminSvensson(ID) says: So, who is the president of USA (United States of Argonath) ?
Unknown(ID) says: [AV]Flameman!
After a long laugh, he told me that he told him that ^^ haha Nice job Flamey ;)
I got one that beats all :PLMFAOOO hilarious :rofl: :rofl:
From a Passport test some days ago:
MuminSvensson(ID) says: Who is the president of USA? (which is United States of Argonath)
Unknown(ID) says: BARRACK OBAMA!!
After a while, when explaining what USA is..
MuminSvensson(ID) says: So, who is the president of USA (United States of Argonath) ?
Unknown(ID) says: [AV]Flameman!
After a long laugh, he told me that he told him that ^^ haha Nice job Flamey ;)
... lol what was his name? I want to meet this dude :D :rofl:
And who told him that i am president? :poke: :D
Im_Cool stoped in front of me.
Im_Cool: Give me 700$
Tovenaarke: Why?
Im_Cool: Just give me!
Tovenaarme: Give me one good reason to give you cash...
Im_Cool: Because I'm cool
Tovenaarke: Ok, you win/me gives Im_Cool 700$
:D
I'm to friendly ;)
(Ps, after that the server crased, I got my money back and he lost his weapons :D )
I guess Im_Cool was just JDC.
Nah, kidding :D hahaha i would torture this guy before i would give him 700$ :devroll: :devroll:
lol, Tovernaarke really lives up to his motto :D
Back to chatlogs: An example how the autokicker gets the best of admins
GiacJr(12) has joined the server
GiacJr: .login f**kyouautokicker
The cop is wanking in the middle of the road :eek:
Im_Cool stoped in front of me.Haha. I saw that. I was with you. He asked me if I could send him 700$ to. But I only had 4$in hand :lol:
Im_Cool: Give me 700$
Tovenaarke: Why?
Im_Cool: Just give me!
Tovenaarme: Give me one good reason to give you cash...
Im_Cool: Because I'm cool
Tovenaarke: Ok, you win/me gives Im_Cool 700$
:D
I'm to friendly ;)
(Ps, after that the server crased, I got my money back and he lost his weapons :D )
I guess Im_Cool was just JDC.
Nah, kidding :D hahaha i would torture this guy before i would give him 700$ :devroll: :devroll:
Im not Im_Cool, XD
I only use 'Lolrus' and 'Sickachu' :)
Im not Im_Cool, XD
I only use 'Lolrus' and 'Sickachu' :)
Barchu and Vomitchu lol
Oh and yes, I used deer_4 and Santas3rdDeer
He had a battle with me. I was Shitchu and he was Sickachu. I used shit bomb and he evolved into Barfchu or Vomitchu (don't remember).
Haha, i made up the name Vomitchu :D Together with someone ingame, you actually used it?
He had a battle with me. I was Shitchu and he was Sickachu. I used shit bomb and he evolved into Barfchu or Vomitchu (don't remember).
He also had a battle with a minigun hacker.
Charmender ? :)
Charmender ? :)
Im_Cool stoped in front of me.
Im_Cool: Give me 700$
Tovenaarke: Why?
Im_Cool: Just give me!
Tovenaarme: Give me one good reason to give you cash...
Im_Cool: Because I'm cool
Tovenaarke: Ok, you win/me gives Im_Cool 700$
:D
I'm to friendly ;)
(Ps, after that the server crased, I got my money back and he lost his weapons :D )
Ty_Murphy: (37) Blodzz and Crips Never fightI never use that lameass ''xD'' emotion lol :razz:
Ty_Murphy: (37) All they do is talk trash
Martin_Taylor: (27) We fight!!
Jack_Halford: (15) Hippies would pwn them all with karma xD
:rofl: :rofl:
[WS]Winters(30) shouts: MOVE YOUR FATASS OFF THE ROAD!!!
What's fun in it?Because Winters mom doesn't let him to swear :(
I don't get the point.
Rofl marcus, Not true :( Anyway, It was twenty where i was shouting too, Becuz she was a Fat Woman RPing, And she walking like 0.1km And i was tired of waiting, So thats why i said it :PMayn' chu' just mak' me 'wan play ma' breeda.. :(
Winters
Silver_Barzini: t/cb a guy name Al is comming and he is loaded cheat on him
Silver_Barzini: t/q
Onyx(42) was suspected by officer Caren_Tanaka(26) for Evading police and offering cadet to have sex with her
Leon_Mokomaki: (15) naked man with a m4 actually
[NSV]bullet: naked??
Leon_Mokomaki: (15) yes
[NSV]bullet: omg:D
Tonia_Navarra: (19) olari, want to take a look? :o
[NSV]bullet: yes i come
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Maybe not so funny :neutral: But Wash. I love his name
Police Radio:
Wash(7): Streets seem to be pretty clean today, Over.
[WS]Brost(22): Yepp, Over.
[AV]Watahell(21): because you washed them, Over.
[WS]Wolfe(8): (( lmao )), Over.
[WS]Brost(22): (( haha )), Over.
a bit old but nice one
[TCL]Jserg joined the server(x)
[TCL]Jserg:.login nexxt
[TCL]Jserg: It says my password is too gay :(
Many lols after that
Silver_Barzini: t/cb a guy name Al is comming and he is loaded cheat on him
Silver_Barzini: t/q
ROFL! Caught? :)
yeh you are so funny, you are my idol.
yeh you are so funny, you are my idol.
[AVt]JDC: (41) CBF wont be on for the next two weeks? :/]
[Rstar]CBFasi(44) Has joined the server
yeh you are so funny, you are my idol.
Maybe not so funny :neutral: But Wash. I love his name
Police Radio:
Wash(7): Streets seem to be pretty clean today, Over.
[WS]Brost(22): Yepp, Over.
[AV]Watahell(21): because you washed them, Over.
[WS]Wolfe(8): (( lmao )), Over.
[WS]Brost(22): (( haha )), Over.
Removed.
Razor.
lol
Well this happend after Zaibatsu DD what me and Philip madehaha i wrote /spamadmin :eek:
:devroll:
BetrayaL:its a killbug
BetrayaL:whos admin?
Jack_Halforf: (11) /admins
[Rstar]MrsS: (23) /admins
[AV]Oll_Montana: (29) /admins
[Z]Seskom: (15) /admins
[AV]NexxtCortez: (3) /admins
[TCL]Twenty: (27) /admins
Btw the funny thing is all messages came on same time
I abused you? I told you to hug ProxanSvensson since you were fighting( :razz:), then you took of running and entered a car and drove away..
I was abused by MalcomSvesson
[AV]Oll_Montana: (29 When I see Razor loggin in I think his net just restarted o_o
Admin [AV]Wayne(64): Who is Melvin?
Admin Razor_Sicilian(11): Betty
Admin [AV]Wayne(64): And who is Betty?
Admin Razor_Sicilian(11): A guy
Admin [AV]Wayne(64): And who's that guy??
Admin Razor_Sicilian(11): A greedy guy.
Admin [AV]Wayne(64): Who is that greedy guy?
Admin Razor_Sicilian(11): some guy
Admin [AV]Wayne(64): Who is that Some guy?
Admin Razor_Sicilian(11): YOU WAYNE
Admin [AV]Cane(5): LOL
never knew admins can be such useless :D well i did knew that
Ah yes they are so useless right? I just wish they would leave all the cop abusers and hackers on the server so it would be so much funner! I guess admins cant make a joke.....
Funny chatlog from MTA:VC :lol:
=AV=Bounce : Who the the ManU : Chelsea match ?
=AV=Grzsiek : Arsenal did.
=AV=Bounce : wat.
:rofl:
ehh wrong place? this is SA :lol:
Funny chatlog from MTA:VC :lol:
=AV=Bounce : Who the the ManU : Chelsea match ?
=AV=Grzesiek : Arsenal did.
=AV=Bounce : wat.
:rofl:
Typo fixed. 9r2e5i3k
Fail..Fail.
Liverpool won that match. :trust:
I dont quite remember names... but they are not too important
hacker(2) has joined the game (ofc nobody knows he's hacking yet)
5 minutes later
hacker(2) was banned for by Admin for: hacking unban at www.argonathrpg.eu/forum
10 minutes later
hacker(25) has joined the game
[LM]Cr4ig0: OMG haxzor and ban evader :(
Admin: id 25 ban evading..?
[LM]Cr4ig0: Yeah
hacker(25) was banned by Admin for: ban evading unban at www.argonathrpg.eu/forum
30 seconds later
Stopbanningme(26) has joined the server
[LM]Cr4ig0: LOL!
Player1: lol
Player2: xD
Stopbanningme(26) was banned by Admin for: NO you are not welcome here!
I dont quite remember names... but they are not too important
hacker(2) has joined the game (ofc nobody knows he's hacking yet)
5 minutes later
hacker(2) was banned for by Admin for: hacking unban at www.argonathrpg.eu/forum
10 minutes later
hacker(25) has joined the game
[LM]Cr4ig0: OMG haxzor and ban evader :(
Admin: id 25 ban evading..?
[LM]Cr4ig0: Yeah
hacker(25) was banned by Admin for: ban evading unban at www.argonathrpg.eu/forum
30 seconds later
Stopbanningme(26) has joined the server
[LM]Cr4ig0: LOL!
Player1: lol
Player2: xD
Stopbanningme(26) was banned by Admin for: NO you are not welcome here!
ShaunSforza: (5) Mayday mayday car flipped, need backup, donuts are still inside, Over.Rofl :D
I dont quite remember names... but they are not too important
hacker(2) has joined the game (ofc nobody knows he's hacking yet)
5 minutes later
hacker(2) was banned for by Admin for: hacking unban at www.argonathrpg.eu/forum
10 minutes later
hacker(25) has joined the game
[LM]Cr4ig0: OMG haxzor and ban evader :(
Admin: id 25 ban evading..?
[LM]Cr4ig0: Yeah
hacker(25) was banned by Admin for: ban evading unban at www.argonathrpg.eu/forum
30 seconds later
Stopbanningme(26) has joined the server
[LM]Cr4ig0: LOL!
Player1: lol
Player2: xD
Stopbanningme(26) was banned by Admin for: NO you are not welcome here!
***[cb] [WS]Thomas_C(31): pm 18 FAIL
***[cb] [WS]Thomas_C(31): mmm
***[cb] [AV]Grzesiek(29): fail indeed
I dont quite remember names... but they are not too importanthahaha nice one :lol:
hacker(2) has joined the game (ofc nobody knows he's hacking yet)
5 minutes later
hacker(2) was banned for by Admin for: hacking unban at www.argonathrpg.eu/forum
10 minutes later
hacker(25) has joined the game
[LM]Cr4ig0: OMG haxzor and ban evader :(
Admin: id 25 ban evading..?
[LM]Cr4ig0: Yeah
hacker(25) was banned by Admin for: ban evading unban at www.argonathrpg.eu/forum
30 seconds later
Stopbanningme(26) has joined the server
[LM]Cr4ig0: LOL!
Player1: lol
Player2: xD
Stopbanningme(26) was banned by Admin for: NO you are not welcome here!
Daniel_Montana: (7) Dont shoot me pleaseD:
Daniel_Montana: (7) I'll RP!
Shows us something, huh?
Daniel_Montana: (7) Dont shoot me pleaseLMAO at this
Daniel_Montana: (7) I'll RP!
Shows us something, huh?
Wash was teaching new players how to get a passport, license, etc...
Wash_Corleone: after the passport you can apply for avds lessons/exam
Jeff_velez: the command /exam is no found
lol, and its AVDS or ZDS lesson/examHe mean't to anti-advert your ZDS ? :D
He mean't to anti-advert your ZDS ? :D
yes :cry:, thats not fair, if someone asks you for license say: ZDS or AVDS,Hope you were ironic... Maybe he's more used to say AVDS than ZDS. I strongly don't think it was to "anti-advert".
even i say AVDS while im from ZDS
Wash was teaching new players how to get a passport, license, etc...
Wash_Corleone: after the passport you can apply for avds lessons/exam
Jeff_velez: the command /exam is no found
:rofl: :rofl:
Rewo_Sicilian: (57) when this server comes out instead of RS3
[WS]DarkRaven: (1) 30th of Februar
Rewo_Sicilian: (57) ok
ProxanSvensson: Hi James, first you need a passport
ProxanSvensson: Then a driver licence
James_Cholo(0) was banned by ProxanSvensson(4) for teleport hacks unban argonathrpg.eu
ProxanSvensson: Also you need to turn off hacks
Situation: Player in Ammunation wants to buy a weapon
Player: How do i buy a weapon?
[Rstar]MrsS: /buyweapon
Violet_Corleone: /buyweapon shitgun or w/e
Violet_Corleone: oops
Cr4ig0: shitgun? lol
[TCL]Zezima: lol!
Flood(0) was Kicked for flooding
[TCL]McCarthy: LOL
[ALS]Janar: LOL
[AV]Otavio: ROFL
Cr4ig0: XD
HubbeStubbe: ROLFMOMG
Flood(0) was Kicked for flooding
[TCL]McCarthy: LOL
[ALS]Janar: LOL
[AV]Otavio: ROFL
Cr4ig0: XD
HubbeStubbe: ROLFMOMG
Not exactly chatlog cos my memory is rather poor in details...
Save to say..
Some guy asks for payday on public chat.... and keeps asking...
I do payday of $1 !!
Now the spam from that is amazing!
[AV]Grzesiek: (8) Lol, just noticed my money is $00001336
You received 1 from [TCL]McCarthy(9)
You received a special reward of 1 <<< wtf? lol
[TCL]McCarthy: (9) :D
[AV]Grzesiek: (8) now I've got 1338 LOL
[AV]Grzesiek: (8) Lol, just noticed my money is $00001336Fail XD
You received 1 from [TCL]McCarthy(9)
You received a special reward of 1 <<< wtf? lol
[TCL]McCarthy: (9) :D
[AV]Grzesiek: (8) now I've got 1338 LOL
The Special Reward thingy comes from Developers and above :P
That's how we got 1,000,000 of testing money before the RS4 Beta phase :B
Violet_Corleone: (36) omg wtf ID 18 is a Rstar wearing AV tag :s
[AV]Traser: (18) Violet there isn`t a Id 18
Violet_Corleone: (36) ID 18 = Razor?
[AV]Traser: (18) there isn`t a id 18
...
[AV]Traser: (18) omg i am 18 xD!
Violet_Corleone: (36) omg wtf ID 18 is a Rstar wearing AV tag :sHahaha :lol: :lol: :lol:
[AV]Traser: (18) Violet there isn`t a Id 18
Violet_Corleone: (36) ID 18 = Razor?
[AV]Traser: (18) there isn`t a id 18
...
[AV]Traser: (18) omg i am 18 xD!
michael_jackson(11) was banned by [AVt]Wayne(8) for Stop raping kids (( weapon hacks ))
Sama_Corleone:(35) Do i smell sarcasm?I remember that :lol:
Dmitry_Rosen: Dunno, i smell shit
Bounce: (33) No,it's my grandma's meat pie
Sama_Corleone: (35) Then don't shit in your pants
Advertisement: selling sharphish for 5k, Contact: snowman Ph: ****
[R*]Sharphis: lool!
[R*]Sharphis: Selling?
snowman: yes
[R*]Sharphis: :(
Sharphis for sale, who wants one ... ???
Hank_rafferty: lol mike
Jonty_Barzini: omg Hank loled
Is Hank THAT serious? :o
Who's "Che" ? D:Anto on beta.
Pancher the typomaster
[Rstar]Pancher: (16) Ciao, gusy
[Rstar]Pancher: (16) Guys* and grils :)
[AV]Inkognito: (43) Lol
[WS]Thomas_C: (27) guys and grills?
Protectron: (14) grills? D:
[WS]Wolfe: (24) grils ?
[Rstar]Pancher: (16) my slang for Firls ;)
Protectron: (24) Firls!
[AV]Grzesiek: (26) Lol. Frils?
[Rstar]Pancher: (16) Girls*
Haxx!
Prectectron changed from ID 14 to 24 XD
It's called 'typo'. Note that I don't paste screenshots, only rewrite them by hand.
EDIT: Now I know why I've made the typo with the ID... Pancher's typo'ing power is so strong, it affected me when I was rewriting the log!
Mario_Rinarri:(1) Luigi... Don't forget that freecops are animals, tooIt isn't funny!
[ALS]Mawi:(30) lol
[AV]Oliver:(10) D:
Luigi_Corleone:(20) I wont forget that
[ALS]_Andriuha: lol
[Rstar]Husky: (14) lol!!!
[WS]Winters: (29) LOL
It's called 'typo'. Note that I don't paste screenshots, only rewrite them by hand.
EDIT: Now I know why I've made the typo with the ID... Pancher's typo'ing power is so strong, it affected me when I was rewriting the log!
Malcolm pulled me over, this it what happend.
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :SAPD : Pull over!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :Step out of the car!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :SAPD : Go to the wal and face it!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :Closer!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :Closer!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :Now Dance!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :DANCE!
I danced, and Malcolm Drove away.. :roll:
[AV]MrMe pulled me over, he stood next to the car and got in, this is what happend
[AV]MrMe(12) touches Traser
[AV]Traser(39) says : Broem Broem
[AV]MrMe(12) takes carkeys
[AV]MrMe(12) locks doors
[AV]MrMe(12) tickles traser
[AV]Traser(39) laughs
[AV]Traser(39) says : Hahahah!
[AV]MrMe(12) says : Who`s your daddy
[AV]Traser(39) says : What`s up officer?
[AV]MrMe(12) says : pants of
[AV]MrMe(12) says : Now!
[AV]Traser(39) takes pants of
[AV]MrMe(12) pluggs trasers butt
[AV]MrMe(12) oooh!
[AV]Traser(39) gets buttplugged
[AV]Traser(39) shouts : AAAH!
[AV]Traser(39) takes photo`s
then MrMe ran away :roll:
Lol :rofl:
Malcolm pulled me over, this it what happend.
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :SAPD : Pull over!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :Step out of the car!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :SAPD : Go to the wal and face it!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :Closer!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :Closer!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :Now Dance!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :DANCE!
I danced, and Malcolm Drove away.. :roll:
I took a pic of when he tickled you when I drove by :lol:
[AV]MrMe pulled me over, he stood next to the car and got in, this is what happend
[AV]MrMe(12) tickles traser
[AV]Traser(39) laughs
[AV]Traser(39) says : Hahahah!
[AV]MrMe(12) says : Who`s your daddy
[AV]Traser(39) says : What`s up officer?
[AV]MrMe(12) says : pants of
[AV]MrMe(12) says : Now!
[AV]Traser(39) takes pants of
[AV]MrMe(12) pluggs trasers butt
[AV]MrMe(12) oooh!
[AV]Traser(39) gets buttplugged
[AV]Traser(39) shouts : AAAH!
[AV]Traser(39) takes photo`s [/glow]
then MrMe ran away :roll:
Lol :rofl:
James_Hunter(12): Unit 27, Unit 13 - Report to Unity Station for emergency briefing, Over.
[AV]Bianconeri(13): 10-4, Over.
[AV]GHunter(27): 10-4, Over.
* after few seconds *
James_Hunter(12): No no no! Not with a suspect, Unit 27!!, Over.
James_Hunter(12): (( LOL )), Over.
[AV]FlameMan(4): [[ hahahahhahahahha :D ]], Over.
[AV]GHunter(27): [ he gave me a ride... ], Over.
When i pulled over someguy.....
[WS]DarkRaven says: Greetings sir, turn your engine off.
*Some guy gets next to me*
Raengelo_Diaz: Hey Officer! You know what?
[WS]DarkRaven says: What's wrong?
Raengelo_Diaz: I had a great Goat sex 10 minutes ago! YAY!
(Dunno what to say,so i just said):
[WS]DarkRaven: Good, my son! Now go away!
Raengelo_Diaz drives away for more goat sex
Am i supposed to see this? :lol:No, you weren't, just ignore it :razz:
[WS]Winters(7) sees a nigga'Racist FBI on da street, yo'. :weed:
[WS]Winters(7) rolls window down
[WS]Winters(7) spits in nigga's face
Player [AV]Matthew(61) Car Health = 6552/100
PM from Leon_Mokom(55): lol james is "shaking the hose"
[GSF]Joey(56) was suspected by officer Antonio_Puchinis(19) for rided on policeman
nikola_djurik: PUSOAFKEOFARGA:RGAORGA;FGAORG;OAROGA;FGOA;RGO;AROG;;A:FAOGJAOGROAMGODAFMGOARGMADFOGA:RBOAROGAKMOGMAOR;GAF:G
This is an international server, please use English in chat.
[AV]Traser(26) takes some weed and smokes it
[AV]Traser used some heroin,better lay off the drugs
[Rstar]Pancher(18) sues radio
[WS]Winters(7) sees a nigga'
[WS]Winters(7) rolls window down
[WS]Winters(7) spits in nigga's face
[Rstar]Jcstodds(9) says: Unfortunately, many freecops are the cause of a massive inbreeding experiment in the 80s
James_Hunter(12): Unit 27, Unit 13 - Report to Unity Station for emergency briefing, Over.
[AV]Bianconeri(13): 10-4, Over.
[AV]GHunter(27): 10-4, Over.
* after few seconds *
James_Hunter(12): No no no! Not with a suspect, Unit 27!!, Over.
James_Hunter(12): (( LOL )), Over.
[AV]FlameMan(4): [[ hahahahhahahahha :D ]], Over.
[AV]GHunter(27): [ he gave me a ride... ], Over.
[AV]MrMe pulled me over, he stood next to the car and got in, this is what happend
[AV]MrMe(12) touches Traser
[AV]Traser(39) says : Broem Broem
[AV]MrMe(12) takes carkeys
[AV]MrMe(12) locks doors
[AV]MrMe(12) tickles traser
[AV]Traser(39) laughs
[AV]Traser(39) says : Hahahah!
[AV]MrMe(12) says : Who`s your daddy
[AV]Traser(39) says : What`s up officer?
[AV]MrMe(12) says : pants of
[AV]MrMe(12) says : Now!
[AV]Traser(39) takes pants of
[AV]MrMe(12) pluggs trasers butt
[AV]MrMe(12) oooh!
[AV]Traser(39) gets buttplugged
[AV]Traser(39) shouts : AAAH!
[AV]Traser(39) takes photo`s
then MrMe ran away :roll:
Lol :rofl:
I was digging through my very old collection of chatlogs and found this:
Panda_Araatus(ID:6) was reported by Haldir(ID:20) for dying after I sniped him
MuminSvensson(22): U27, are you eating Donuts again ?, Over.
Frank_Brown(27): None of your business, Over.
Frank_Brown(27): *eating sounds*, Over.
MuminSvensson(22): U27, are you eating Donuts again ?, Over.
Frank_Brown(27): None of your business, Over.
Frank_Brown(27): *eating sounds*, Over.
Uncle_Melker: (23) I woke up this morning, with a big fat cock in my mouth.
lol.
Uncle_Melker: (23) I woke up this morning, with a big fat cock in my mouth.It was Lustiggkure too :D
lol.
Jaaskaa_Kolta : uranus is not that bad
Lite : Yes it is, its hairy
[GSF]Killar : Oh thank you
GiacJr: .a if i hear one more word of horses dick in this chat I'm shooting myself
hahahhaa nice here's a cop oneHahaha nice one
[Rstar]Jcstodds Shouts through megaphone: Surrender Mexican dude!!
[Rstar]Jcstodds Shouts through megaphone: We Have Taco's
*Stof pulls over*
Stof says: What kind of Tacos?
/gu :lol:
hahahhaa nice here's a cop oneHaha that made me laugh for 5 minutes xD
[Rstar]Jcstodds Shouts through megaphone: Surrender Mexican dude!!
[Rstar]Jcstodds Shouts through megaphone: We Have Taco's
*Stof pulls over*
Stof says: What kind of Tacos?
/gu :lol:
hahahhaa nice here's a cop one
[Rstar]Jcstodds Shouts through megaphone: Surrender Mexican dude!!
[Rstar]Jcstodds Shouts through megaphone: We Have Taco's
*Stof pulls over*
Stof says: What kind of Tacos?
/gu :lol:
First time I get that ? :conf:It's an old script, I hate it too.
Lavamike banned a guy called Jesus for car floating hacksEpic win :P
Admin MrEcks(14): That wasn't hacks!!! That was Jesus damnit!
Admin [WS]Lavamike(16): Oh
Admin [WS]Lavamike(16): Well
Admin [WS]Lavamike(16): Jesus has to make an unban request
Admin MrEcks(14): Lava you are just like the Romans, but give him three days and he will arise with a ban evade
lol i was laughing so hard at that 1 i could not breathe i had to /q to stop reading it over and overOooooooooooookaay............. Although, what does the game have to do with this? :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOO
[AV]Traser: (11)muwahaha, no cops after me
Cailiz_Cruz: (1)Lol:D
[AV]Linux_A: (10)we will rape Seskom first
[AV]Traser: (11)ok
[GSF]Onyx: (6)xD^^^
[AV]Seskom: (5)dream on
[AV]Traser: (11)muwahaha, no cops after me
Cailiz_Cruz: (1)Lol:D
[AV]Linux_A: (10)we will rape Seskom first
[AV]Traser: (11)ok
[GSF]Onyx: (6)xD^^^
[AV]Seskom: (5)dream on
grrrr so angry D: i see all these convos and actually start to miss the chats in argonath lol i lmao'd at the jesus 1 xD OT: info i may be on in 4 weeks!!! because my dads going away and i can use his computer and spam it up with viruses :) (dont know why i posted this here tbh) see you soon i hope ;)
Well, RiX had been in a car accident, [ER]Cutter the medic arrives to help and what he does to help creeps this new guy
Goorahakosima out.
[ER]Cutter(16) says: Don't worry sir, you will OK.
[ER]Cutter(16) massages him some more.
Goorahakosima has seen the whole thing and gets.. creeped out..
Goorahakosima(15) says: are you crazy it's a game!
And he enters a car and drives off in the speed of light..
I found this quite funny :lol:
Ahh, ur nasty peopel!!,
[R*]Fernando: "OMG! Im having problems with an admin he dont want to talk to me he kicked me"
Old Log:Lol
ADVERTISEMENT: Breaking News: Ruthless Mobster last seen in San Fierro, contact Tommy_Corleone(15)
Tonia_Navarra(25): Why did you call me a mobster?
Tonia_Navarra(25) is at: Calton Heights, San Fierro
Neuron_Stracci(39) says: u know the limit sir?
[WS]Legend(50) shouts: Leave me alone or I will hurt you fishface!!
hahaha awkward jdc :D/me smells harry potter :D
i swear cops and criminals are becoming more and more creative these days:
Rayzorz(xx) was suspected by officer pesho_scorphi(xx) for flying around
From a couple of weeks ago, after I watched some TV at my house in Verona Beach, some random guy whose name I forgot rings me up.Scary Movie 3.
*phone rings*
[AV]JDC_Kolta: Hello?
?????: (weird voice) You will die in 7 days
[AV]JDC_Kolta: Holy Week is coming up, since its a holiday, does it count?
?????: Holy Week isnt a real holiday.
[AV]JDC_Kolta: Erm, why will you kill me in 7 days?
?????: b!tch! Im giving you 7 days, I can just go up there and kill the shit out of you now!
I dont think thats the first time I heard someone say that, lol.
Scary Movie 3.
The Ring? :PScary movie has that absurd dialog Jdc posted
Alan_White(10): Haha, I'm one step closer to becoming a man :P
Alan_White(10): Had my first shave
[Rstar]CBFasi(42): you gota dick on yoru head now ??
Alan_White(10): Haha, I'm one step closer to becoming a man :P
Alan_White(10): Had my first shave
[Rstar]CBFasi(42): you gota dick on yoru head now ??
Alan_White(10): Haha, I'm one step closer to becoming a man :POr British humour is a bit strange, or i don't get the joke?
Alan_White(10): Had my first shave
[Rstar]CBFasi(42): you gota dick on yoru head now ??
Or British humour is a bit strange, or i don't get the joke?With what does boy think and with what does a man think?
Little admin chat jokes..
we were talking about promotion wave...
Gandalf: Damn they missed me again
Pancher: you need to be more active
I would love to have seen the reactions of everyone. :D
[AV]Niki(XX), was banned by Tai_Izumi(XX) for lol
I failed in anyway >.<
Was supposed to be a /cbban
I though its a bug that there was no cbban shown that i realized i banned him XD
With what does boy think and with what does a man think?As i see in that chatlog, that was just a random joke, set in by CBF, and then everyone started to comment that it's good, but it was just random...pff
I would love to have seen the reactions of everyone. :D
[AV]Niki(44), was banned by Tai_Izumi(42) for lol
Nexxt: (53) WTF?!
[WS]Winters: (17) OMG
[WS]ElMartu: (0) wat
Dwight_Cems: (54) LOL
Kejuan_Muchita: (23) lol
[WS]Winters: (17) Lmao
Nexxt: (53) OMG
[AV]Grzesiek: (5) WTF?!
itsonlyaname: (2) lol ?
Nexxt: (53) FAIL
caion: (65) OMG
[WS]Winters: (17) LOOOL
Julian_Luvinieri: (8) spam
Nexxt: (53) He tried to /ban in CB
Baris_GvardiaT: (76) OMMMMGGG
[AV]Bianconeri: (25) lol wtf tai
Nexxt: (53) Guys listen, we were trying CB commands
Nexxt: (53) He did /ban instead of /cbbam :P{
Full version. Rewrote it from screenshots that I took ;)
FAKE! Everyone knows that Pancher can't spell "you".
[AV]Niki(44), was banned by Tai_Izumi(42) for lol
Nexxt: (53) WTF?!
[WS]Winters: (17) OMG
[WS]ElMartu: (0) wat
Dwight_Cems: (54) LOL
Kejuan_Muchita: (23) lol
[WS]Winters: (17) Lmao
Nexxt: (53) OMG
[AV]Grzesiek: (5) WTF?!
itsonlyaname: (2) lol ?
Nexxt: (53) FAIL
caion: (65) OMG
[WS]Winters: (17) LOOOL
Julian_Luvinieri: (8) spam
Nexxt: (53) He tried to /ban in CB
Baris_GvardiaT: (76) OMMMMGGG
[AV]Bianconeri: (25) lol wtf tai
Nexxt: (53) Guys listen, we were trying CB commands
Nexxt: (53) He did /ban instead of /cbbam :P{
Full version. Rewrote it from screenshots that I took ;)
[AV]Niki(44), was banned by Tai_Izumi(42) for lolWhat an epic fail Tai :) hahha :rofl:
Nexxt: (53) WTF?!
[WS]Winters: (17) OMG
[WS]ElMartu: (0) wat
Dwight_Cems: (54) LOL
Kejuan_Muchita: (23) lol
[WS]Winters: (17) Lmao
Nexxt: (53) OMG
[AV]Grzesiek: (5) WTF?!
itsonlyaname: (2) lol ?
Nexxt: (53) FAIL
caion: (65) OMG
[WS]Winters: (17) LOOOL
Julian_Luvinieri: (8) spam
Nexxt: (53) He tried to /ban in CB
Baris_GvardiaT: (76) OMMMMGGG
[AV]Bianconeri: (25) lol wtf tai
Nexxt: (53) Guys listen, we were trying CB commands
Nexxt: (53) He did /ban instead of /cbbam :P{
I can see the future of Argonath::'(
Argonath 2011
Guy1: Hey, did you see that Admin the other day?
Guy2: Which one?
Guy1: The one that pulled a Tai
Guy2: Pulled a Tai?
Guy1: Mixed up /ban with another command
Guy2: Oh, THAT ONE!
Guy1: RoflRoflRoflRoflRofl
Guy2: Lololololololollolol
Kidding Tai, dont worry, you know I love you and all teh other [AV]s Very Much <33 (and everyone else too... except Wash and ToniaLoL O_O
Not fake, i have been starting to write more and more "you" ;)
Kidding Tai, dont worry, you know I love you and all teh other [AV]s Very Much <33 (and everyone else too... except Wash and Tonia
[AV]Niki(44), was banned by Tai_Izumi(42) for lol
Nexxt: (53) WTF?!
[WS]Winters: (17) OMG
[WS]ElMartu: (0) wat
Dwight_Cems: (54) LOL
Kejuan_Muchita: (23) lol
[WS]Winters: (17) Lmao
Nexxt: (53) OMG
[AV]Grzesiek: (5) WTF?!
itsonlyaname: (2) lol ?
Nexxt: (53) FAIL
caion: (65) OMG
[WS]Winters: (17) LOOOL
Julian_Luvinieri: (8) spam
Nexxt: (53) He tried to /ban in CB
Baris_GvardiaT: (76) OMMMMGGG
[AV]Bianconeri: (25) lol wtf tai
Nexxt: (53) Guys listen, we were trying CB commands
Nexxt: (53) He did /ban instead of /cbbam :P{
Full version. Rewrote it from screenshots that I took ;)
Alan_White(10): Haha, I'm one step closer to becoming a man :P:rofl:
Alan_White(10): Had my first shave
[Rstar]CBFasi(42): you gota dick on yoru head now ??
I'm knowned for typos when i write "fast" ;)
[Rstar]Pancher(18) sues radio
*cDa flies with Jetpack above LSPD*:rofl:
[ALSa]Ben(6): CDAAAAA
[Rstar]cDa(10): yeees?
[ALSa]Ben(6): I'm stuck again
[Rstar]cDa(10): Coming!
*cDa leaves with Jetpack*
Now that has more than 1 meaning, and it made me laugh. :razz:
Lol:rofl:
[PC]smylie : kIsS mY DiCk!!
L4ur : Ok
[PC]Smylie has been tempbanned by [Rstar]Jaaskaa For 1 Hours Reason : Sure kiss mine to!.
[AV]SugarD(0) LOL
[AV]Chyllson: (XX) Freecops should be SWAT Team
[AV]SugarD: (XX) LOL!
[AV]SugarD: (XX) Dude, they'd DM like crazy and get the job done fast, rofl!!
[AV]Chyllson: (XX) XD, yea SugarD
This report happened a looong time ago :D (It was wrong ID)Hahaha lol! :lol:.I have hank rafferty :rofl:.
Hank_Rafferty was reported by John_Leppi for bad nickname (=huge dick in english)
This report happened a looong time ago :D (It was wrong ID)
Hank_Rafferty was reported by John_Leppi for bad nickname (=huge dick in english)
This report happened a looong time ago :D (It was wrong ID)Poor Hank :(
Hank_Rafferty was reported by John_Leppi for bad nickname (=huge dick in english)
[WS]Tovenaarke(xx) was reported by Player(xx) for he tped on me
[WS]Tovenaarke(xx) was reported by Player(xx) for he tped on meOh man Tov never thought you are hacker. :(. :lol:.[/font :lol:
Hell was having a race with some guy, from LV to LS i think, the guy was the winner, after he won Chyllson had a special reward for him:Reason he should get ban is he is hacking or something?.
[ISD]aLeX[]DRIFT(x), was banned by [AV]chyllson(x) For Your Reward, unban argonathrpg.eu/forum
if TECH_NINE would join 1.5 seconds later, he would get a ban on entering :out:You mean erlier? :cool:
Phil_Grey(1), was kicked by [AV]Cane(10) for abusing cop powersLol @ kicking spree!
Zeolamden(57), was kicked by [AV]Cane(10) for abusing cop powers
teknown(28), was kicked by [AV]Cane(10) for abusing copers
Dox(67), was kicked by [AV]Cane(10) for abusing cop powers
[AV]Cane: (10) Cop powers*
Nexxt: (61) LOL
[AV]SugarD: (68) LOL?
[WS]Luke: (26) umm lol
itsonlyAkhmed: (35) kickin spree!!!
You mean erlier? :cool:Yeah, that's what I meant :roll:
I let him win..to make it even greater..I knew he was hacking because admin told me, so we played with the hacker some. :rofl:
James_Hunter(12): Unit 27, Unit 13 - Report to Unity Station for emergency briefing, Over.
[AV]Bianconeri(13): 10-4, Over.
[AV]GHunter(27): 10-4, Over.
* after few seconds *
James_Hunter(12): No no no! Not with a suspect, Unit 27!!, Over.
James_Hunter(12): (( LOL )), Over.
[AV]FlameMan(4): [[ hahahahhahahahha :D ]], Over.
[AV]GHunter(27): [ he gave me a ride... ], Over.
This was a while backBad cop..
"Crime of Silver_Barzini: Our relationship is over"
In radio "Silver_Barzini(23) was suspected by Officer MikeUK for Our relationship is over"
This was a while back
"Crime of Silver_Barzini: Our relationship is over"
In radio "Silver_Barzini(23) was suspected by Officer MikeUK for Our relationship is over"
[Z]David(xx) was reported by almsivi(xx) for stupid suitlol..Stupid Suit! now I know you are a suit David.
My school friend messing around :P
[RI]Frank_Hawk If half of you drove in RL, Insurance would not exist
One from this morning:i was there when that happened! :lol:
[WS]Smey: (16) Who is 'payday'?
James_Alterlis: (14) 1337
Sunny_Cortez: (8) Gandalf or Aragorn
[WS]Smey: (16) Cool
It is payday, you recieved 1000
[WS]Smey: (16) rofl
James_Alterlis: (14) lol
[GSF]Greek_Mike: Hi all
(i think icy said this) IcyAero: ohai
[GSF]Greek_Mike: Ohaio?
:lol:
One from this morning:Haha lol..
[WS]Smey: (16) Who is 'payday'?
James_Alterlis: (14) 1337
Sunny_Cortez: (8) Gandalf or Aragorn
[WS]Smey: (16) Cool
It is payday, you recieved 1000
[WS]Smey: (16) rofl
James_Alterlis: (14) lol
Announcement for passport..
Illegal Mexicans
Get to ls City hall!
Well, I like to help illegal Mexicans!haha lol..
lol Cane and Andy always have so much funYeah lol I agree on that :razz:.
Unnamedfreecop(XX) says: Sir are you with Al-Queda?
Spartan_Gvardia(XX) says: No officer!
Unnamedfreecop(XX) says: I may have to kill you and dump your body in the river. . . . .
Unnamedfreecop(XX) says: Sir are you with Al-Queda?He should get Oscar for the best police investigator role.
Spartan_Gvardia(XX) says: No officer!
Unnamedfreecop(XX) says: I may have to kill you and dump your body in the river. . . . .
Well, I like to help illegal Mexicans!