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Title: Funny chatlogs [old]
Post by: Aragorn on February 26, 2007, 05:56:31 pm
During testing...

=MS=Ronnel: Santa Maria Beach?
=MS=RON: It is the name of area I am in.
=MS=RON: Sure they named it not for nothing
=MS=RON: There is even sign on the wall
=MS=RON: Son of the beach
=MS=Ronnel: Jesus Christ!!!
:wow:

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Gird3r on March 08, 2007, 11:06:25 am
Ha ha.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Aragorn on March 21, 2007, 08:13:35 pm
This happened when I forgot to type the nick I was directing the next server message:

*you have 5 seconds to leave server with your hacks*
Player1 left the server (leaving)
Player20 left the server (leaving)
Player12 left the server (leaving)
Player18 left the server (leaving)
[R*]RON: lol???


 :(
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: gr4nt on March 21, 2007, 08:16:03 pm
This happened when I forgot to type the nick I was directing the next server message:

*you have 5 seconds to leave server with your hacks*
Player1 left the server (leaving)
Player20 left the server (leaving)
Player12 left the server (leaving)
Player18 left the server (leaving)
[R*]RON: lol???


 :(

That shows how many hackers there is  :rofl:  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: 9r2e5i3k on March 21, 2007, 10:59:19 pm
I found this when i was browsing my SAMP screenshots...

Advertisement: the f**k does this do?, Contact: ...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Challenger on March 25, 2007, 09:16:03 pm
=AV=Charger(wanted):im alone and i need a car.
[R*]Sharpis(police):Dont worry Charger we are coming...
=AV=Charger(wanted):crap...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Niitro on March 25, 2007, 10:15:08 pm
*Gendiaron, you have 5 seconds to leave server with your money hacks*
Kerr_Hechsmilt:5
Kerr_Hechsmilt:4
Genidaron:wtf?
Kerr_Hechsmilt:1
Genidaron:DUDE WTF ?
Genidaron:money hacks ??
Genidaron:DUDE?

This one i thinked my self ,,,

*you have 5 seconds to leave server with your hacks*
***[R*]RON left the server.(Leaving)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: 9r2e5i3k on March 26, 2007, 04:37:54 pm
More from old screenshots:

(global chat) [LVH]Orbifold: petey
(global chat) [LVH]Orbifold: petey
(admin chat) * Admin [R*]Petey: im not here lol

Advertisement: sex in mobile, Contact: Pro*ZERO[LV] Ph: ...
* [R*]Sharphis writes at paper ZERO's number
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Petey on March 27, 2007, 01:58:07 pm
More from old screenshots:

(global chat) [LVH]Orbifold: petey
(global chat) [LVH]Orbifold: petey
(admin chat) * Admin [R*]Petey: im not here lol

NO COMMENT  :redface:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: 9r2e5i3k on March 27, 2007, 11:26:13 pm
HQ: All units APB: Reporter: Doom_Rus_
HQ: Crime: jumping on police cat, Suspect: Arthalon
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Orbifold on April 02, 2007, 11:14:56 am
HQ: All units APB: Reporter: Doom_Rus_
HQ: Crime: jumping on police cat, Suspect: Arthalon




 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: that`s one of the biggest crimes
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: 9r2e5i3k on April 04, 2007, 11:51:01 pm
__-= Crime report =-__
Name: =AVt=Wayne
Crime: kick carcop
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dave on April 05, 2007, 12:08:12 am

Advertisement: sex in mobile, Contact: Pro*ZERO[LV] Ph: ...
* [R*]Sharphis writes at paper ZERO's number


Man i was there when that happened it was real funny
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Kerr on April 05, 2007, 12:19:20 am
** aREOX Banned player *player* For:
player2 : WTF! I dont hack
aREOX : Its ok *player2* i havent seen you use hacks yet...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Wayne on April 05, 2007, 03:01:23 am
lol bad suspect they suspected me by kick carcop ( i was punching the carcop not kicking) :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Vice on April 06, 2007, 01:56:14 am
once i was in pursuit, and i had to type fast...

HQ: All units APB: Reporter: officer Hank_Rafferty
HQ: Crime: hit and run, Suspect: Swan_Off


[unit23]Hank_Rafferty: this is unit23, im in purusit...,over
[unit23]Hank_Rafferty: suspect is driving at jefferson..,over
[unit23]Hank_Rafferty: suspect is driving a gay esperanto..,over
[unit4]Cooper: unit 23 please repeat the suspect car colour...,over
[unit23]Hank_Rafferty: damn, i mean grey..,over                                     :lol:

[ :cop: Check out the hungarian cops here: http://www.videobomb.hu/video/Bajai_police_hip-hop ]
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Australia on April 06, 2007, 04:04:54 am
I dont get the suspect one, what is funny about Hit and run? or Swan_Off?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Hafford on April 06, 2007, 12:11:55 pm
It's about the car colour, he said "gay esperanto" Instead of grey
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Australia on April 06, 2007, 12:46:58 pm
I thought the suspect screen and the 2 officers chatting to one another were seperate things  D)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Challenger on April 07, 2007, 10:31:44 pm
J18199:what does AV mean?
=AV=Charger:almighty veterans
=AV=Grzesiek:Audio/Video
=AV=Charger:lol

=AV=Grzesiek:or Anti Virus
=AV=Decy:lol
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Adam_Cooper on April 08, 2007, 01:29:04 am
It's about the car colour, he said "gay esperanto" Instead of grey

You a homphobe, foo?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Niitro on April 08, 2007, 04:15:36 pm
J18199:what does AV mean?
=AV=Charger:almighty veterans
=AV=Grzesiek:Audio/Video
=AV=Charger:lol

=AV=Grzesiek:or Anti Virus
=AV=Decy:lol

LoL Anti -Virus
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Wayne on April 11, 2007, 12:03:06 am
Full Server ban! :trust: :conf:
You're banned from the server
Server is full
You're banned from the server
Server is full
You're banned from the server


!! lol  :rofl: :lol:
--------------
=AVt=Wayne: Saw is michael jackson :O!!
gothem: WATCH YOU LANGUAGE!
LOL  :neutral: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Gothem on April 11, 2007, 11:11:44 pm
yeah im say this is yesterday (im think :trust:)

but the language is for before one say "you ........"

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: 9r2e5i3k on April 18, 2007, 12:24:15 am
Groek (paramedic): respawn you stupid ambulance

 :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Niitro on April 20, 2007, 07:43:32 pm
Advertisement: selling sharphish for 5k, Contact: snowman Ph: ****
[R*]Sharphis: lool!
[R*]Sharphis: Selling?
snowman: yes
[R*]Sharphis: :(



Sharphis for sale, who wants one  ... ???
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: LLoydbanks on April 20, 2007, 09:55:38 pm
mister loy banks saw a DMer
chatlog:

i tyedd /kaltsu (hes id )   [R]Kaltsu This is not a dethmach server
Lloyd_Bnaks: ups
Lloyd_Banks are you new player on this server

thats how admins love each other :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Justin on April 26, 2007, 07:39:43 am
Heres one i found by looken at some screens  :lol:

--------

[LVA]Jellies: Just kill him man

SimoZki: SO BE IT

sRy: sobeit?

----------
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: rJCaiG on April 26, 2007, 10:49:26 am
Heres one i found by looken at some screens  :lol:

--------

[LVA]Jellies: Just kill him man

SimoZki: SO BE IT

sRy: sobeit?

----------

Urm?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Watti on April 26, 2007, 12:25:01 pm
Sobeit is a hack....
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: rJCaiG on April 26, 2007, 12:30:08 pm
Oh. I get it now.

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Niitro on April 26, 2007, 06:19:41 pm
Oh. I get it now.

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

And get banned ...
:lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Vaeldious on April 27, 2007, 07:27:03 am
Random early morning Chatlogs:

[XD]Justin: Thanks for the house!
Vaeldious: .....
Vaeldious: What idea?
[XD]Justin: Idea?
Vaeldious: *house
Vaeldious: Crap I can't read tonight

==========================

*[XD]Justin has stolen a car worth $4708.
sRy {Army}: Want me to hydra the car? :D
[XD]Justin: its a tank
sRy: :|

An idea of early morning mentality :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Justin on April 27, 2007, 07:34:09 am
Quote
*[XD]Justin has stolen a car worth $4708.
sRy {Army}: Want me to hydra the car? :D
[XD]Justin: its a tank
sRy: :|

An idea of early morning mentality :)

Not a good idea  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Petey on April 29, 2007, 12:53:49 am
Gandalf: Well im off, kill me if u need food
=AV=Hafford murders Gandalf (knife)
=AV=Hafford: hmmm Chicken
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Justin on April 29, 2007, 05:16:31 am
HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: ArmageddoN
HQ: Crime: try to steal a card, Suspect: Stradioto
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: sRy on April 29, 2007, 09:53:21 am
 :lol: Justin
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Vaeldious on April 30, 2007, 09:42:08 pm
[R*]RON: That house will be about 180000.
[R*]RON: Stuart, do u have such money
Stuart_Dragons: nope :-(
[R*]RON: how much do u have?
Stuart_Dragons: about 9k
[R*]RON: ???
Stuart_Dragons: 9k
[R*]RON: 9000 - and you wanted to buy a house?
[R*]RON: ffs....
=======================================
(http://www.rathsedge.net/badcrime1.jpg)
=======================================
WARNING: Vaeldious, The Cops Are After You For illegal aircraft in village. Reporter: Outsider
...I was refilling my hydra's gas tank at vinewood gas station......ffs.....Screenie! (http://www.rathsedge.net/badcrime2.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Justin on April 30, 2007, 09:53:27 pm
WARNING: Vaeldious, The Cops Are After You For illegal aircraft in village. Reporter: Outsider
...I was refilling my hydra's gas tank at vinewood gas station......ffs.....Screenie! (http://www.rathsedge.net/badcrime2.jpg)
:lol: LOL "Illegal aircraft in village"  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Hakkapelita on April 30, 2007, 11:58:07 pm
This happened when I forgot to type the nick I was directing the next server message:

*you have 5 seconds to leave server with your hacks*
Player1 left the server (leaving)
Player20 left the server (leaving)
Player12 left the server (leaving)
Player18 left the server (leaving)
[R*]RON: lol???


 :(

:D I Gotta say that's the best one thus far :D:D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Vaeldious on May 01, 2007, 12:54:05 am
Seems like all the notable Funny Chatlogs seem to involve Ron.............

Coincidence?

-=V=-
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Challenger on May 02, 2007, 07:30:07 pm
Groek (paramedic): respawn you stupid ambulance

 :lol: :lol:
loool
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Australia on May 08, 2007, 11:00:59 am
[SCENE] Ron was crouching in the garden in the middle of the strip in LV, I was a clown and my only weapon was Flowers [SCENE]

[NS]Lux: Ron i picked some flowers for you :)))
 
[R*]RON: Get Lost :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Niitro on May 08, 2007, 07:54:34 pm
Some funny texts at ARPD meeting

[R*]RON: The president of of America
*=AV=Niitro claps his hands
* [ALS]dan_lcfc claps
* snowman claps his hands
* =AV=Rodriguez holds his laugh


Well the president looked kinda funny , actually he looked like he just gett' out from the bed ...
(http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/8782/samp089rd2.png)

[R*]Kaltsu left the server. (Timeout )
Gandalf: the SFPD chief is abducted by aliens right now
[ALS]jcstodds says: them aliens didnt stand a chanche...

Psycho_DoGG: Hands Up ...Pants Down
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jcstodds on May 08, 2007, 11:26:58 pm
(I was driver/ bosyguard for president at the time, waiting for gandalf and ron to be called in to escort them)

[ALS]jcstodds says: Mr president sir (cough) your glasses
[ALS]jcstodds says: You need them to read Mr president sir/me hands the president his glasses
Gandalf slaps [ALS]jcstodds (well punch actually)
[ALS]jcstodds shouts: OUch!!!
Ron: [ALS]dan_lcfc says: Break it up! Stop attacking your driver!/me mumbles: Old man....

Some more that popped up in the meeting:

[ALS}dan_lcfc says: I really need to go.....
[ALS]jcstodds: Not in the corner NOOooooo!!!!
[ALS]jcstodds: too late........

[R*]kaltsu (PM): can you go outside so I can teleport?
[ALS]jcstodds (PM): Ok im round the corner
Gandalf: The SFPD chief is currently abducted by aliens right now
[R*]kaltsu (PM): thanks
[ALS]jcstodds: them aliens didnt stand a chance
...i had to kill aliens several times that night....:sigh:


[R*]RON: That house will be about 180000.
[R*]RON: Stuart, do u have such money
Stuart_Dragons: nope :-(
[R*]RON: how much do u have?
Stuart_Dragons: about 9k
[R*]RON: ???
Stuart_Dragons: 9k
[R*]RON: 9000 - and you wanted to buy a house?
[R*]RON: ffs....
=======================================
(http://www.rathsedge.net/badcrime1.jpg)
=======================================
WARNING: Vaeldious, The Cops Are After You For illegal aircraft in village. Reporter: Outsider
...I was refilling my hydra's gas tank at vinewood gas station......ffs.....Screenie! (http://www.rathsedge.net/badcrime2.jpg)

This is what was goin on on TS :
jcstodds: Stuart you buying that house?
Stuart: yeah
jcstodds: How much u got?
Stuart: what is 1000000?
jctsodds: Ok i think thats enough,(1 million?) how much is the house?
Stuart: I think he said $18k
jcstodds: U sure e  didnt mean $180K? How much u got on you?
Stuart: 9k
(...)

I saw the funny side, I dont think ROn did xD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Petey on May 11, 2007, 09:44:35 am
from a long time ago

[R*]Petey: i didnt know you had a tatt on your arse :O  
[R*]RON: I have another one
[R*]RON: on my dick
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Aragorn on May 15, 2007, 10:54:28 am
admin chat... Kaltsu mixed adverticement command with admins chat...

*Admin [R*]Kaltsu: You have no license?? SFPD is opened!
*Admin [R*]RON:  :neutral:
*Admin [R*]Dave:  :lol:
*Admin Gandalf:  D)
*Admin =AV=Gr4nt:  :rofl:

=AV=Hafford: shitting on a car is illegal?

Thornton: Watti, can you teach others to take driving license?
[NS]Watti: no cause i cannot drive muself
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: rJCaiG on May 15, 2007, 11:40:30 am
(I'm just being plain stupid in this one lol)

Advertisement: Selling *stuff*, Contact [XD]Justin, PH 6449
[RH]GiacJr_Pkr.: Sex?
[XD]Justin: lol
[XD]Justin: Call me ;)
[RH]GiacJr_Pkr.: Sex?
[XD]Justin says(Cellphone): Here, *hands cocke*
[XD]Justin: Woops, I mean coke

XD makes me lmao every time


EDIT:

[RH]GiacJr_Pkr.: Brb, finding out why I have a 600+ ping
sRy: well me too giac :D
Charger: because u are downloading porns...
[RH]GiacJr_Pkr.: Omfg, how did you know, hacker?!
[RH]GiacJr_Pkr.: Lol
sRy: lol
Charger: XD

Good times

EDIT2:

DeadDevil: Yes officer?
DeadDevil: I have a license and I'm not afraid to use it!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Vaeldious on May 15, 2007, 07:36:28 pm
(http://www.rathsedge.net/samp/pics/kickable.jpg)
The answer, apparently is  "Yes"!

-=V=-
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Justin on May 16, 2007, 07:15:25 am
Advertisement: wanna smoke come green? call me, Contact: Vaeldious Ph:  8113
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: tiderman on May 16, 2007, 03:50:32 pm
DeadDevil: Yes officer?
DeadDevil: I have a license and I'm not afraid to use it!

hahahahaha  :roll:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: BlooDsTainD on May 19, 2007, 05:29:46 pm
Officer:can i see your drivers licence?
Driver:um, i left it in my other skin...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Aragorn on May 21, 2007, 09:20:49 am
Officer:can i see your drivers licence?
Driver:um, i left it in my other skin...

Haha...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Watti on May 21, 2007, 09:58:24 am
ahahah... umm... how do you get chat logs on here any ways... does it save in a chat log file?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Niitro on May 21, 2007, 10:42:21 am
ahahah... umm... how do you get chat logs on here any ways... does it save in a chat log file?
No, when somebothy type something funny take screeny ...
Then go to San Andreas folder look at picture and post the funny text on it ...
Easy ...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: blackarrows on May 26, 2007, 12:44:24 pm
*Officer Decy Runs over a Lampost
ARPD_Arrows: Oh, you hate lamposts too?
=AV=Decy:yeah
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Challenger on May 26, 2007, 05:13:44 pm
Officer:can i see your drivers licence?
Driver:um, i left it in my other skin...
Oh shit :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Aragorn on May 30, 2007, 09:57:03 am
[GSF]EDY: We are following RON like dogs
=AV=wkter: Woof! XD

[R*]RON: You can make a movie-story about your life on SA:MP
=AV=Hafford: the story of Hafford would involve the chat screen flooding.....
=AV=Hafford: Hafford has joined the game.
=AV=Hafford: Hafford has left the game
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Petey on May 30, 2007, 10:01:34 am

[R*]RON: You can make a movie-story about your life on SA:MP
=AV=Hafford: the story of Hafford would involve the chat screen flooding.....
=AV=Hafford: Hafford has joined the game.
=AV=Hafford: Hafford has left the game

that would be a good movie :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Hafford on May 30, 2007, 12:43:02 pm
I wouldnt watch it, would make me sad  :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Petey on May 30, 2007, 12:46:40 pm
I wouldnt watch it, would make me sad  :)

ahh u will be fine, u would make lots of money from it, but some how i don't think you need money ;)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: 9r2e5i3k on May 30, 2007, 09:40:56 pm
A cop was standing in front of my car...

=AV=Grzesiek: Yes officer?
[<SLY>]: sir
[<SLY>]: wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
=AV=Grzesiek: lol :S
[<SLY>]: have a nice day
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Aragorn on May 30, 2007, 11:15:32 pm
A cop was standing in front of my car...

=AV=Grzesiek: Yes officer?
[<SLY>]: sir
[<SLY>]: wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Lmao... Scary Movie... Waaaaaaazzzaaaaaaaaaaa!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: T r o j a n TM on May 30, 2007, 11:16:56 pm
A cop was standing in front of my car...

=AV=Grzesiek: Yes officer?
[<SLY>]: sir
[<SLY>]: wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
=AV=Grzesiek: lol :S
[<SLY>]: have a nice day
LMFAO!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: wkter on May 31, 2007, 11:50:23 pm
A funny type error :lol:

=CM=Tice talked about a clanwar
=AV=Wayne: follow the clan rules
=AV=Wayne: no clanwaters
=AV=Wayne: clanwars*

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: dan_lcfc on June 01, 2007, 11:51:39 pm
=CM=Billy: Does anyone know where the gamblers anonomous is?
[ALS]dan_lcfc: Take me with you!
=CM=Billy: OK
=CM=Billy crashes into the ocean
=CM=Billy: You still wanna come with me?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Justin on June 02, 2007, 09:06:02 am
A lot of poeple every now and then enter the server with _____ or __ or _______ This might be why  :lol:

[XD]Justin: I think that _____ is a clan.
[XD]Justin Like one person is __ another is ________
Vaeldious: The more _ the lower rank
Vaeldious: _<--- Leader... New guy --> _________________

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Vaeldious on June 02, 2007, 10:42:24 am
Hmm....just read it.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Shifter on June 02, 2007, 10:46:49 am
This is what Vael was trying to say:
Shifter: surrender cheesus
cheesus: wot if i dont?
Shifter: then ill kill u
cheesus: then try
.; cheesus was killed by Officer Shifter

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Petey on June 02, 2007, 11:02:59 am
:lol: good one Shifter
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on June 03, 2007, 10:21:54 pm
This happened when I forgot to type the nick I was directing the next server message:

*you have 5 seconds to leave server with your hacks*
Player1 left the server (leaving)
Player20 left the server (leaving)
Player12 left the server (leaving)
Player18 left the server (leaving)
[R*]RON: lol???


 :(

LOL!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: HABBITO on June 04, 2007, 10:14:59 pm
_XS_TrojanTm plays on Decy's playstation on his inch 15 portable

-------

Player has been suspected -Reporter: Player2 Reason: LOL
Player has been unsuspected - Reporter: Player3 Reason : Not a crime
Player has been suspected - Reporter: Player2 - Reason : asasabdasdb
Player has been unsuspected -Player3 Reason: OMG!!
Player has been kicked by *ADMIN* - Reason: Lala
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: wkter on June 05, 2007, 05:33:30 pm
_XS_TrojanTm plays on Decy's playstation on his inch 15 portable

-------

Player has been suspected -Reporter: Player2 Reason: LOL
Player has been unsuspected - Reporter: Player3 Reason : Not a crime
Player has been suspected - Reporter: Player2 - Reason : asasabdasdb
Player has been unsuspected -Player3 Reason: OMG!!
Player has been kicked by *ADMIN* - Reason: Lala

Hmm, why was the abused player kicked? :conf:
Player2 should have been kicked :lol: Type error?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on June 05, 2007, 08:24:16 pm
Maybe  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Niitro on June 05, 2007, 10:14:31 pm
***=AVt=Machine joined the server.
***=AVt=Machine left server.(Kicked)

Welcome to citizen =AVt=Machine

[ALSt]Hell89: u want to come to race
=AV=Jay: getting married dude
[ALSt]Hell89: oh
[ALSt]Hell89: good lick

=AVt=Sharkbait: your M4 doesnt work lolol
=AV=Niitro: :(


=AVt=Sharkbait: SEND MONEY TO ID 754 PLS PLS PLS
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Wayne on June 07, 2007, 07:04:50 pm
Quote
=AVt=Sharkbait: SEND MONEY TO ID 754 PLS PLS PLS

/send 754 400000
:P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on June 12, 2007, 10:18:34 pm
=AV=Wayne:  If you don't speak English i could get subnet Ban

FFS: ola O meu nome e daniel

*=AV=Wayne is subnet ban by [R*]RON


lol...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Andre9977 on June 12, 2007, 10:42:47 pm
A guy was applying for clan, so i tested... I dont remember the guys name

[VL]*Andre says: First answer one question and then we proceed to the driving test
[VL]*Andre says: Will you ever DM?
30 sec later...
[VL]*Andre says: Answer my question! Will you ever DM?
The GuY says: Yes i quess

And another (no shots from this one, so may be some misakes)

Pm to A Guy: The main rule is to respect and NO DM
PM from A Guy: Dont worry. I will make all my kills politely
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: HABBITO on June 13, 2007, 01:17:43 am
PM from Hank_Rafferty: Leave the server
PM from Hank_Rafferty: Go with your girlfriend and do with she the sex
PM from Hank_Rafferty: and you will calmdown
PM to Hank_Rafferty: I will the point 2 and 3
*** Me makes the sex with hafford ***
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Hafford on June 13, 2007, 01:46:44 am
?!? I don't wish to have sex with Habbito...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Shifter on June 13, 2007, 08:06:42 am
But u do with me? lol :D! Nice one Habbito lol
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on June 13, 2007, 09:06:29 am
yeah LOL  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Justin on June 15, 2007, 08:12:37 am
=CM=MoLD: get out for a sex :)
=CM=MoLD: sec lololol
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: MoLD on June 16, 2007, 12:17:05 am
hahahahha  :rofl:

i got one from yesterday too

me and giac were triads and tuper asked how to join our gang

MoLD:   its an elite clan of samaurais
MoLD:   itll take years of intense ninja training for you to join
tuper:   darn.... ill get on my ab tuner then..



jakk_spicer:  how do i win?


i guess you had to be there :neutral:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Tice on June 16, 2007, 01:24:49 am
=GR=Morgie: hafford.,...... do i like me?

-

nickson: can i be a cop?
=AV=Hafford: Yes you cant
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Hafford on June 16, 2007, 02:27:09 pm
Oops  :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Cross on June 16, 2007, 05:21:12 pm
some new none RPer, don't remember his name:

None RPer: Hi Tony
Tony Dragons: How do you know my name?
None RPer: its above your head
Tony Dragons: -_- 


Funny stuff (old days):

Theo_Dragons: STOP SHOOTING!!!!!
Citano_Dragons: There can't hear you because there still shooting at you!!!
Theo_Dragons: WHAT!?!!


Milot_Dragons: snitch
Tony_Dragons: huh?
Milot_Dragons: nvm

Ron: stuart you wanna buy this house?
Stuart_Dragons: Yes
Ron: how much you got?
Stuart_Dragons: 11k
Ron: -_-
Tony_Dragons: -_-
Lloyd_Dragons: -_-

TS fun (to bad i don't have sounds :( )

Kaltsu: I need backup, suspect H2Gay.
Lamerigtss: ahahahaha
Kaltsu: hahhaa H2K i mean.

Kaltsu: Hey mr GGG
Tony: Stfu, Kalle
Kaltsu: haha
Tony: Kalleee ole ole oleee!


Kaltsu: brb i need to eat some shit.

Kaltsu: Tony you smoke salvia?
Tony: no
Kaltsu: yes you do!
Tony: no you do
Kaltsu: i know.

JOHN: black black black, black black black, black black black has mijn farad gestolen.
Tony: hahahahaha
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Rodriguez on June 19, 2007, 08:34:23 pm
=MK=Corewarp : Rodriguez/admin Can you help me with this DMer?
=AV=Rodriguez : No Sorry im Busty Right now..
=MK=Corewarp : Busty xD?
=AV=Rodriguez : BUSY!!**
=MK=Corewarp : lol
=AV=Rodriguez : lol
=AV=Hafford : lol

Admin Chat:

Admin:=AV=Rodriguez:I love hafford.
=AV=Hafford Joined the server
Admin:=AV=Rodriguez:I Love Hafford even more when hes Ingame.
Admin:=AV=Rodriguez:I Love Hafford every night.
Admin:=AV=Rodriguez:I Dream about him Every night
Admin:*Immo*_Dragons:I Love you rodriguez..
Admin:=AV=Rodriguez:o.o
Admin*Immo*_Dragons:Wanna Marry me?<3
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on June 19, 2007, 10:47:32 pm
Quote
Admin*Immo*_Dragons:Wanna Marry me?<3

POPE THE QUESTION  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: rJCaiG on June 20, 2007, 09:28:48 am
Advertisement: selling cheap drugs, contact: [TME]Pistol Ph: 7529
Advertisement: buying cheap drugs, contact: GiacJr_Dragons Ph: 4122
[R*]Petey: lol
*Immo*_Dragons: lol

:D

AdmCmd: suckmyd**k was kicked by Charger for
AdmCmd: suckmyd**k was kicked by GiacJr_Dragons for
GiacJr_Dragons: -.-

Admin **[VL]**Mihail: hackers are emotionally scarred people, who got touched as a kid
Admin GiacJr_Dragons: rofl

Jack.Sparrow: 7login ihavealargepenis
Jack.Sparrow: oops

Admin Shifter: soo what happened to ur comp hellohello?
Admin Shifter: omfg..
Admin GiacJr_Dragons: lol
Admin Shifter: so used to using admin chat lol
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Shifter on June 20, 2007, 01:20:56 pm
I know u have plenty more Giac send more!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: MoLD on June 22, 2007, 03:33:51 am
Dark_Dragons :who ordered diet cake?

 :rofl:


Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Decy on June 25, 2007, 02:49:40 pm
lol diet cake!  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: HABBITO on June 26, 2007, 10:43:51 pm
[TME]Maximus: Godzilla in Los Santos!!!!

----------------------------------

PM from [TME]A.trujillo: Infeliz

----------------------------------

Unit 0 (Player): Code D - Out of donuts
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: 9r2e5i3k on June 26, 2007, 10:56:34 pm
Unit 0 (Player): Code D - Out of donuts

good one
 :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Salvator_Salieri on June 27, 2007, 02:23:52 pm
This happened on an other RP server:

(http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5291/funnysampkickimageob4.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

LOL
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Luca_Scalise on June 27, 2007, 11:48:18 pm
(http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/74/chathf9.gif)

 :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Justin on June 28, 2007, 06:31:37 am
*** FFS Joined the server.

FFS: ffs

*** FFS Left the server. (Leaveing)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Petey on June 28, 2007, 12:21:53 pm
(http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/74/chathf9.gif)

no comment :redface:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dave on June 28, 2007, 02:36:15 pm
no comment :redface:

*Dave feels another marrige comming
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Decy on June 28, 2007, 09:20:44 pm
*Dave feels another marrige comming

To Elton John?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: HABBITO on June 28, 2007, 10:21:12 pm
*** FFS Joined the server.

FFS: ffs

*** FFS Left the server. (Leaveing)

Lol i was there :P

-----------------------

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Karl on June 29, 2007, 08:49:19 am
yesterday morning chat logs lol  :rofl:

Sonny_Burnett: You killed me
Sean_Farly: SO I CAN SHOOT


they werent involved but lol

then a sad one:

Sonny Burnett: my mom aint alive
few rows
[TB]John_Carter: My dad and my family got burned alive
sn34ky:cool


Im really sorry for sonny and john but that was woth mentioning

ok then later was wierd ad

Advertisement: selling sharkbaits bus for only 200$ XD, Contact:[GSF]Anto Phone:****

and in the evening another funny ad came up

Advertisement: Selling free drugs on Jizzy's Club rooftop, Contact:Billy_Corleone Phone:****
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Yeah_Ok on June 29, 2007, 02:21:30 pm
yesterday morning chat logs lol  :rofl:

Sonny_Burnett: You killed me
Sean_Farly: SO I CAN SHOOT


they werent involved but lol

then a sad one:

Sonny Burnett: my mom aint alive
few rows
[TB]John_Carter: My dad and my family got burned alive
sn34ky:cool


Im really sorry for sonny and john but that was woth mentioning

ok then later was wierd ad

Advertisement: selling sharkbaits bus for only 200$ XD, Contact:[GSF]Anto Phone:****

and in the evening another funny ad came up

Advertisement: Selling free drugs on Jizzy's Club rooftop, Contact:Billy_Corleone Phone:****



Huh ???   :conf: :conf:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Salvator_Salieri on June 29, 2007, 07:36:03 pm
These happened last time (last night) when i was online on Argonath:

(There were a few lines between 2 texts here)

I thought that we can only hear the sirens:

(http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/6153/funnychatlog01wm2.jpg)

Paulie got a bit mixed up here:

(http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/3681/funnychatlog02correctbt1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

They kinda own the night here?:

(http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/6674/funnychatlog03xq5.jpg)

(http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/7795/funnychatlog03bnw5.jpg)

Yoshi got a bit mixed up too:

(http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/3418/funnychatlog04kn5.jpg)

Mia advertised a boat trip, i was wondering if it was a boat trip with seals on board or a trip with ppl sealed in boat:

(http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/7910/funnychatlog05en0.jpg)

LOL

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: scotty181 on July 02, 2007, 02:48:50 am
Lol Yoshis "the cock" mishap was directed at me 'cus i was the chicken skin. so i called myself The cock. : )
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: rJCaiG on July 02, 2007, 10:27:34 am
*Dave feels another marrige comming

Oh and I divorced you. </3
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Salvator_Salieri on July 02, 2007, 03:01:38 pm
These happened the last time i was online on Argonath SA server:

Hard working admin:

(http://static.filefront.com/images/personal/s/SalvatorSalieri/98193/ulgpixsxej.jpg)

A suspect complains:

(http://static.filefront.com/images/personal/s/SalvatorSalieri/98193/izoyepktxl.jpg)

Accidents happen:

(http://static.filefront.com/images/personal/s/SalvatorSalieri/98193/bfysipxguw.jpg)

Cops arguing over a suspect:

(http://static.filefront.com/images/personal/s/SalvatorSalieri/98193/fqktquboox.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dome on July 03, 2007, 12:09:42 am
Lmao the last one
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Yoshi on July 04, 2007, 03:14:12 am
Rofl =) True scotty, it was aimed at you on teamspeak 'The Cock'XDDDD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: tiderman on July 04, 2007, 09:04:37 am
LOL nice pic's Salvator :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Salvator_Salieri on July 04, 2007, 10:29:33 pm
Thanks.
I'll try to make screenies like these in the future too, but it'll depend on the situations ingame of course.

 :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dome on July 05, 2007, 01:13:57 pm
Well i was scared to death when i read this  :eek:
When i saw two people hiding behind some bushes i picked up a conversation/ orsomething in the way like that
(http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/8744/oopn9.png)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on July 05, 2007, 08:10:23 pm
[Rstar]Kaltsu: Senhor, got any idea why you got frozen?
Senhor_Bacalhau: yes
[Rstar]Kaltsu: Well, why
[Rstar]Kaltsu: Tell me, please
Senhor_Bacalhau: Because this is not a dm server  :rofl:

Well, i was checking my screens and i also found this  :lol:

(http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/1939/samp375fk7.png)


(http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/9995/samp364of9.png)


(http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/9315/samp363gh6.png)


(http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/5536/samp347my9.png)


(http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/4071/samp346iz3.png)

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dome on July 06, 2007, 12:34:30 am
LOL the last one  :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Grovyle on July 06, 2007, 01:20:25 am
Roflmao all of the 007 last post in this thread.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on July 06, 2007, 04:52:58 am
 :lol: I save them, then later i go check and i find this  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: rJCaiG on July 06, 2007, 12:45:35 pm
Sharphis and I roleplaying:
I am following him around trying to coax him into getting into my car so I can kidnap him (I lied! :D)
I asked him to get in my car..He's at the fuel station in the carwash thing and i'm blocking the way.
We stay there for 5 minutes..He says "That's it, someone's having a heart attack, if they die, it's your fault!"
So he rams me and he goes to vinewood. He pulls up into a random driveway and tells me they died. I shout "Shit!" and run.
A few minutes later, I'm turning right, when he runs into me!!!! He was explaining to me that I was wrong..So I just drove off.

2 minutes later, I use /c 911

paramedic
I slit my wrist, I need medical attention

Sharphis walks upto my car and asks me to walk to the station (Was not too far away). There he gets the doctors to treat me.
I get out of the station, and I send him 1k for saving my life. I hop back into my car, reverse out of the ambulance station, start driving forward..And drive into a wall  :lol:

paramedic
I ran into a wall!

He walks out of the ambulance area and carjacks me (to help me out of my car) and he "helps" me into his ambulance.
We drive 2 seconds to the station, and I go in again.
Afterwards, I ask him if he can drive me home, because I don't trust my self.

So on the way there, he crashes. We stay there for a few seconds, then I see this, by Sharphis:

paramedic
Minor car crash, 2 men injured, need assistance ASAP!

I ask him if anyone is coming..he says no, then explains he thinks he can still drive.
(We're on the way to Bayside)
He starts swurving and hits a few walls..Then we jump down the cliff to get to Bayside. We get out, and we walk on the footpath. I go in front of a house,

GiacJr shouts: Oh shit, this isn't my house!
Sharphis shouts: ROTFL!!!!

So we walk to my house and we go inside. Then we, err, had an interesting talk in the kitchen...

GiacJr says: So..How's the wife?
Sharphis says: I don't have a wife
GiacJr says: Oh, you don't have enough time for a relationship?
Sharphis says: No, i'm gay
GiacJr says: So am I...
GiacJr says: want to see the master bedroom? If you catch my drift..
Sharphis says: Sorry I already have a boyfriend
GiacJr says: You can cheat on him?
Sharphis says: Nah, I like playing fair, so does he.

Then I say that the government accepted me to train to be a paramedic
Sharphis says: Who's training you?
GiacJr says: They said you would
Sharphis says: Oh God

He ended up suiciding..And we both, by coincidence, became cops and lived another life.
The end!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dome on July 06, 2007, 01:56:42 pm
GiacJr says: want to see the master bedroom? If you catch my drift..
LOLL  :rofl:
anyway nice RP :p
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Salvator_Salieri on July 06, 2007, 02:54:14 pm
Here's my new pack of laughs:

Pig-gigs?:

(http://static.filefront.com/images/personal/s/SalvatorSalieri/98193/oflyolpozy.jpg)


Opposite of WANNABE:

(http://static.filefront.com/images/personal/s/SalvatorSalieri/98193/rxjdmfwxsj.jpg)


Naughty Neighbour = Noughtbar

(http://static.filefront.com/images/personal/s/SalvatorSalieri/98193/pphjxbkdjs.jpg)


No kicking on cars and no shooting on arse?:

(http://static.filefront.com/images/personal/s/SalvatorSalieri/98193/fwykbrrfad.jpg)


Hostage for cash?

(http://static.filefront.com/images/personal/s/SalvatorSalieri/98193/lmstvcyzdh.jpg)


No comment:

(http://static.filefront.com/images/personal/s/SalvatorSalieri/98193/qlckadzmoe.jpg)


Fix Fox Taxi:

(http://static.filefront.com/images/personal/s/SalvatorSalieri/98193/bjmxjyadfz.jpg)


Fire, Firer, Firest:

(http://static.filefront.com/images/personal/s/SalvatorSalieri/98193/lffpcbtknd.jpg)


Can't dress up or can't get in a vehicle?:

(http://static.filefront.com/images/personal/s/SalvatorSalieri/98193/wtiiphedhd.jpg)


Hunters or writers?:

(http://static.filefront.com/images/personal/s/SalvatorSalieri/98193/qbekhqmmqp.jpg)


Dangerous hungarian?:

(http://static.filefront.com/images/personal/s/SalvatorSalieri/98193/cmtyxnavoe.jpg)


Wedding mania:

(http://static.filefront.com/images/personal/s/SalvatorSalieri/98193/olfopttnsn.jpg)


A strange police advertisement spoken:

(http://static.filefront.com/images/personal/s/SalvatorSalieri/98193/ijhegmmvfg.jpg)


Asking for an unkown player?:

(http://static.filefront.com/images/personal/s/SalvatorSalieri/98193/gffwkmrxxz.jpg)


Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Challenger on July 06, 2007, 03:22:33 pm
PaulieWallnuts:what is prostotute ? ( i think prostitute)
PaulieWallnuts:something with your prostate ?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Luca_Scalise on July 06, 2007, 06:50:06 pm
 :trust: « Again shifter... »  :D

(http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/324/chat1qz8.png)
(http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6403/chat2ks4.png)
(http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/7123/chat3re3.png)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on July 06, 2007, 11:49:15 pm
He ended up suiciding..And we both, by coincidence, became cops and lived another life.
Yea, right  :rofl: you're Not Jesus, are you?  :trust:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Grovyle on July 07, 2007, 01:22:33 am
:trust: « Again shifter... »  :D

(http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/324/chat1qz8.png)
(http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6403/chat2ks4.png)
(http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/7123/chat3re3.png)


Lmao XD Funny very funny :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: rJCaiG on July 07, 2007, 02:14:16 am
Yea, right  :rofl: you're Not Jesus, are you?  :trust:

Erm noo..  :redface:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: BiteMe on July 07, 2007, 03:00:55 am
(http://i17.tinypic.com/6f74ehs.jpg)

 :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: lionz on July 07, 2007, 03:13:05 am
LMFAO :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Shifter on July 07, 2007, 03:59:02 am
sRy was obviously talking to me =]
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on July 07, 2007, 04:48:34 am
[GoA]Shifter joined the game.
[GoA]Shifter: =]

 :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Luca_Scalise on July 07, 2007, 05:29:15 am
(http://i17.tinypic.com/6f74ehs.jpg)

 :lol:

rofl
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dome on July 07, 2007, 03:26:07 pm
Hahaha  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: RiX[LV] on July 07, 2007, 04:18:10 pm
That last one are best :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Adam_Cooper on July 08, 2007, 04:00:15 am
[SnD]AdamC: Ahh! I spilt carbonated water all over my pants!

OsMaBiNlAdIn: It wash your car.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Hyper on July 08, 2007, 11:09:20 am
J18199:what does AV mean?
=AV=Charger:almighty veterans
=AV=Grzesiek:Audio/Video
=AV=Charger:lol

=AV=Grzesiek:or Anti Virus
=AV=Decy:lol

WHAHAHAHA, I love that one  :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :lol: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: tiderman on July 08, 2007, 11:15:32 am
PaulieWallnuts:what is prostotute ? ( i think prostitute)
PaulieWallnuts:something with your prostate ?
ahahaahahahahaahah :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Hyper on July 08, 2007, 11:20:30 am
=CM=Billy: Does anyone know where the gamblers anonomous is?
[ALS]dan_lcfc: Take me with you!
=CM=Billy: OK
=CM=Billy crashes into the ocean
=CM=Billy: You still wanna come with me?

This stuff is to f****ing funny!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :rofl:
Posted on: July 08, 2007, 10:19:50 AM
This is what Vael was trying to say:
Shifter: surrender cheesus
cheesus: wot if i dont?
Shifter: then ill kill u
cheesus: then try
.; cheesus was killed by Officer Shifter

 :rofl:

lollll, this one 2! ! ! :rofl: :rofl: :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Yoshi on July 08, 2007, 12:01:09 pm
rofl salvatore! stop paparazzi on me
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Salvator_Salieri on July 08, 2007, 11:06:44 pm
rofl salvatore! stop paparazzi on me

*click* i just took another screenie photo.

:)   :D   :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Adam_Cooper on July 09, 2007, 10:56:13 pm
Man mine was way too suddle...  :neutral:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Luca_Scalise on July 09, 2007, 11:15:21 pm
(http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/4964/haffordxv6.png)

 :rofl:

(http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/450/waynedg7.png)

 :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: MoLD on July 13, 2007, 02:47:20 am
Advertisement: im a hooker a fat hooker , Contact: Batesy Ph: 2899

 :rofl:

Luca_Scalise: ask an admin to ban that car!
Mold_Corleone: you cant ban a car xD


TechNyne: my mom is over 40

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Luca_Scalise on July 14, 2007, 07:50:55 pm
 :trust:  :D  :rofl:

*Warning, Don't just use emotions in your post, its spam
Petey
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Niitro on July 15, 2007, 08:37:21 pm
My collection ...
(http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/16/samp102zh1.png)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Luca_Scalise on July 16, 2007, 01:02:15 pm
(http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/3156/momfn1.png)

 :trust: His mum did it??  :neutral:

 :ps: sorry petey  :redface:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Grovyle on July 16, 2007, 01:40:38 pm
his mom plays aswell, she is a DM'er  :conf:

LOL! ur joking rly xD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Niitro on July 19, 2007, 12:47:42 pm
he, he ...
(http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/4852/chatyi8.png)
(http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/3896/chat2pb8.png)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Decy on July 19, 2007, 08:30:30 pm
rofl piggas  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Kowalski on July 23, 2007, 12:38:47 am
(criminal)Yashoo: i surrender?  :conf:

From who asked he this?  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: mrtomjohn on July 24, 2007, 12:45:14 am
saw this a few mins ago...

Player 1: How do I make money
Player 2: Be a taxi driver
player 3: BE A HOOKER!!!
player 1: whats a hooker

 :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Obi1 on July 24, 2007, 08:43:07 am
poor guy doesn't no what a hoooker is  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: BiteMe on July 24, 2007, 12:22:34 pm
Well i was looking through screenshots when i found this:
Rod was telling someone off for deathmatching and this is was his argument..

TheFinalBoss:But i'm roleplaying a murderer
[AV]Rod:As paramedic?
TheFinalBoss:I'm an insane paramedic
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Pancher on July 24, 2007, 03:05:47 pm
lol  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Wayne on July 28, 2007, 06:09:48 am
Wayne : my pc is faster than a balla (bullet in english)
Bassmaster: i dont know pc's can banggang
 :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Buffon on July 28, 2007, 08:14:53 am
saw this a few mins ago...

Player 1: How do I make money
Player 2: Be a taxi driver
player 3: BE A HOOKER!!!
player 1: whats a hooker

 :rofl: :rofl:

 :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Arthalon on July 30, 2007, 09:46:17 am
LOL this was yesterday when me, jcstodds and TjnU was cruising around Los Santos:

[Astar]TjnU says: Let's be friends :)
Slay_CorleoneT says: Sure, why not
[ALS]jcstodds says: ummm.. i'm not really on those homo things...
  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Buffon on July 30, 2007, 09:49:21 am
LOL this was yesterday when me, jcstodds and TjnU was cruising around Los Santos:

[Astar]TjnU says: Let's be friends :)
Slay_CorleoneT says: Sure, why not
[ALS]jcstodds says: ummm.. i'm not really on those homo things...
  :rofl:


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Andre9977 on July 30, 2007, 11:42:12 am

TheFinalBoss:But i'm roleplaying a murderer
[AV]Rod:As paramedic?
TheFinalBoss:I'm an insane paramedic


That was really bad RP from him. I kicked him after many warnings and told him to write apology letter.
My comics coming soon

Posted on: 30-07-2007, 13:19:35
(http://aycu40.webshots.com/image/22599/2004068354195563107_rs.jpg)

(http://aycu11.webshots.com/image/24690/2004093558450248693_rs.jpg)

(http://aycu21.webshots.com/image/23260/2004099112911110003_rs.jpg)

(http://aycu25.webshots.com/image/21864/2004039166071646994_rs.jpg)

(http://aycu27.webshots.com/image/20786/2004053224864314210_rs.jpg)

(http://aycu11.webshots.com/image/23770/2004026559909632449_rs.jpg)

Hmm
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Hafford on July 30, 2007, 03:06:09 pm
I'd edit out the last one, it's not funny..
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: RiX[LV] on July 30, 2007, 05:43:39 pm
I'd edit out the last one, it's not funny..
Agree with Hafford...
but others chat logs not bad  :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Luca_Scalise on July 30, 2007, 11:51:31 pm
ONLY +18  :rofl:

(http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/299/imgrj2.png)

(http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/4095/img2qq0.png)

(http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/6161/img3nm8.png)

(http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/1299/img4hj7.png)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: rJCaiG on July 31, 2007, 07:57:49 am
18+ but a 13 year old is in one of them  ;)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Rodriguez on July 31, 2007, 08:31:56 am
Removed
Hmm

Please Remove that.. That fight is solved.. and i dont want to be remembered of that day, thank you.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on July 31, 2007, 01:46:05 pm
rofl piggas  :lol:
:redface:
 :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: MoLD on August 02, 2007, 06:06:46 am
John_Hafford: Ohhh, I am an admin wakeing up..*yawn*

(after someone was complaining that the admins werent answering him and said they were all sleeping)


Byakuya_: Language John ;)
John_Hafford: ?
John_Hafford: English*?


thanks for watching, stay tuned next week for more 'Hafford says the darndest things' :eek:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on August 03, 2007, 02:14:48 pm
Ok, fun stuff  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Marc2984 on August 10, 2007, 12:27:58 pm
(http://marc2984.nl/images/chatlog.jpg)

Funny Giac :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: rJCaiG on August 10, 2007, 12:58:06 pm
(http://marc2984.nl/images/chatlog.jpg)

Funny Giac :)
>_> I was busy!  :D

AdmCmd: (Hacker) was kicked by [GoA]GiacJr for:
AdmCmd: (Hacker) was kicked by [ALS]Immo for:
[GoA]GiacJr: lol


[GoA]GiacJr: Hey, unname, get a name
AdmCmd: unname was kicked by [GoA]GiacJr for:
Sarahhat: lol
Jaaskaa: lol
Raslman: lol


[eK]CTCCoco: Giac, Religue, move
[GoA]GiacJr: Yes mum
Luca_Scolise: lol
[eK]CTCCoco: lol
Sarah_Ernyce: lol giac


This guy threatened to take down the server, escuse my language

[GoA]GiacJr: Welcome to Argonath, get the #%@! out, we dont like you
AdmCmd: (Guy) was kicked by [GoA]GiacJr for:
[Gangsta]Leader: Rofl xD
[GoA]PWN4GE: ROFL GIAC


(In /l)
[Rstar]Charus: Whats that thing in ur pants
[GoA]GiacJr: Um er uh, it likes you..
[Rstar]Charus: I can see that



Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Abraham on August 10, 2007, 01:43:16 pm
Me: Gandalf are you there
Gandalf: yea sorry i was cleaning shit.   
:lol:
...  :neutral:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Tice on August 11, 2007, 12:50:10 am
(http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/8263/ahahmw6.jpg)

kekeke
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Andre9977 on August 11, 2007, 01:01:18 am
(http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/8263/ahahmw6.jpg)

kekeke

Lol, thats good one!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Luca_Scalise on August 11, 2007, 03:40:25 am
« Hafford's Story »

(http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/2038/john1ej9.png)
(http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/5009/john2ht9.png)
(http://img471.imageshack.us/img471/3299/john3ka6.png)

This dude has the point  :rofl:.

(http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/9706/john4yc9.png)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Justin on August 11, 2007, 03:54:24 am
(http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/2038/john1ej9.png)
(http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/5009/john2ht9.png)
(http://img471.imageshack.us/img471/3299/john3ka6.png)

LMAO!  :lol: Good one!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on August 11, 2007, 03:08:12 pm
(http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/2213/cheapwifelolcl0.th.png) (http://img245.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cheapwifelolcl0.png)

(http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/2829/whatyouneedisabrainfm1.th.png) (http://img371.imageshack.us/my.php?image=whatyouneedisabrainfm1.png)

 :lol: Lmao
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Arthalon on August 11, 2007, 09:45:22 pm
(http://i17.tinypic.com/535ecl5.jpg)

My collection.  ;)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on August 12, 2007, 01:39:34 am
WTF, HANK got Banned?  :conf: :conf: :conf:
Also, see this
(http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/3200/samp215rp4.png)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Religue on August 12, 2007, 01:44:40 pm
AdmCmd: Rank_Hafferty was banned by [Rstar]Charus

Hmm well if this dude is hank alright hehe  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Newspaper on August 13, 2007, 10:00:44 am
(http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/9706/john4yc9.png)

Funny funny and another time funny!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on August 13, 2007, 08:12:51 pm
lol  :lol:  :conf: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: tiderman on August 15, 2007, 12:37:12 pm
The_Nubcake: everything has turned grey
nivek[s']: im not gay
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on August 15, 2007, 12:54:01 pm
The_Nubcake: everything has turned grey
nivek: im not gay
LOL ROFLMao  :rofl: That was lmao   :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Hess on August 15, 2007, 01:51:31 pm
LOL! :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: BiteMe on August 15, 2007, 01:55:06 pm
The_Nubcake: everything has turned grey
nivek[s']: im not gay

LOL! lmfao very nice
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: niveks on August 15, 2007, 02:29:21 pm
lol :cop:
i can forget this
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on August 17, 2007, 05:38:02 pm
My New Collection:


(http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/6259/samp209cp2.png)

(http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/1999/samp213xf0.png)

(http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/8233/samp216up1.png)

(http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/6541/samp083et7.png)

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/1160/samp093xm4.png)

(http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/719/samp099vi1.png)

This is the Bus Sex Lmao  :rofl:
(http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/1517/samp100he5.png) This is the Bus Sex Lmao  :rofl:

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: sRy on August 17, 2007, 11:15:33 pm
the sex bus 1 is fanny  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: BiteMe on August 18, 2007, 12:03:08 am
lmfao nice collection :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Justin on August 18, 2007, 12:16:20 am
(http://static.filefront.com/images/personal/j/JustinStinson/106096/jmzuitrkmy.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: rJCaiG on August 18, 2007, 02:23:46 am
(http://static.filefront.com/images/personal/j/JustinStinson/106096/jmzuitrkmy.jpg)

Holy shit, kick banned!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Legolas on August 18, 2007, 07:58:04 pm
Legols: who is president of argonath?
Player: legolas and 3 other LOTR guys

officer xxxx killed Legolas (innocent citizen)
30sec. later
xxxx hey how i can get passport?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: tiderman on August 18, 2007, 08:01:43 pm
Gotta love the sexbus idea with the pipe :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Neave on August 18, 2007, 08:05:09 pm
Legols: who is president of argonath?
Player: legolas and 3 other LOTR guys

officer xxxx killed Legolas (innocent citizen)
30sec. later
xxxx hey how i can get passport?

N00bs :P
Posted on: August 18, 2007, 07:02:54 PM
My New Collection:


(http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/6259/samp209cp2.png)


This is the Bus Sex Lmao  :rofl:
(http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/1517/samp100he5.png) This is the Bus Sex Lmao  :rofl:



Lmao That bus was fun Going around town

"/s gay bus!!!!" And getting stuck in a pipe :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: tiderman on August 18, 2007, 08:26:50 pm
Legols: who is president of argonath?
Player: legolas and 3 other LOTR guys

officer xxxx killed Legolas (innocent citizen)
30sec. later
xxxx hey how i can get passport?
:rofl: :lol: lol
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Carhartt on August 18, 2007, 10:01:46 pm
Yes Tider, Cop and me started the sex bus idea in an enforcer of the LSPD  :lol:
Tider and me were in the back and watched porn magazines and Cop drove lmao  :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Neave on August 18, 2007, 10:20:35 pm
Yes Tider, Cop and me started the sex bus idea in an enforcer of the LSPD  :lol:
Tider and me were in the back and watched porn magazines and Cop drove lmao  :D
I had to clean the car :(  :cry:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: tiderman on August 18, 2007, 11:11:37 pm
Great memories...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on August 19, 2007, 01:49:20 am
my collection if very funny, Hope you enjoyed it  :lol: lmao
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Shifter on August 19, 2007, 03:38:44 am
Yes Tider, Cop and me started the sex bus idea in an enforcer of the LSPD  :lol:
Tider and me were in the back and watched porn magazines and Cop drove lmao  :D
:O What about my famous sex bus trip to Chillad a whyile back? I think Shifter wins :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Hess on August 19, 2007, 03:13:27 pm
This is the Bus Sex Lmao  :rofl:

LOL! :lol:

Thats a classic haha!  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Eric Wright on August 19, 2007, 03:23:13 pm
Yeah it was funny LMFAO
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: ItwasBrad on August 22, 2007, 08:59:20 pm
(http://i10.tinypic.com/5xdbzig.png)

The message body was left empty.

Rawr
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Carhartt on August 22, 2007, 09:03:45 pm
**Unit 9 [Car_Corleone]:Need support at LS dicks NOW !!!, over**
**Unit 9 [Car_Corleone]:LOL docks i mean ..., over**
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Andre9977 on August 25, 2007, 01:23:35 pm
[VLAr]Killa: EsC is shit! You cant kill me u noobs
[VLAr]Killa has been killed by [EsC]Andre (Sawn-Off Shotguns)
[EsC]Andre: O rly?
[VLAr]Killa: FUCK YOU
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on August 25, 2007, 10:40:39 pm
Yes, I saw that, it was Very fun, I was very close too  :rofl:  :lol:Lmao Rofl
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: cDa on August 26, 2007, 04:54:06 pm
Me, trujilo and castor were inspecting area 69 mrexks a army was our tour guide...
These are the servers whitch keep ur files..
Me:  And this big one?
MrEcks: Sauron and aragon live in that server.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: IndoLov3 on August 27, 2007, 11:59:34 am
**Unit 9 [Car_Corleone]:Need support at LS dicks NOW !!!, over**
**Unit 9 [Car_Corleone]:LOL docks i mean ..., over**


hahahahaha that one was funny xD


[VLAr]Killa: EsC is shit! You cant kill me u noobs
[VLAr]Killa has been killed by [EsC]Andre (Sawn-Off Shotguns)
[EsC]Andre: O rly?
[VLAr]Killa: FUCK YOU

0wn3d :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Andre9977 on August 27, 2007, 07:18:51 pm
LilKuku: Fuck you admins
Batesy: Bye, LilKuku
LilKuku has been kicked by And_Corleone
Posted on: 27-08-2007, 20:36:31
And_Corleone: Well... I have to confess... I am Sauron!
XxXx: And Im Gandalf IRL
And_Corleone: Sure...
And_Corleone: And im Laika
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Unforgiven on August 28, 2007, 01:56:23 pm
I knew that Charus is a hacker!

(http://www.bellinghamss.com/uploads/280807/2114427.png)


 :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on August 28, 2007, 07:44:10 pm
I knew that Charus is a hacker!

(http://www.bellinghamss.com/uploads/280807/2114427.png)
omg??  :mad:  :wow:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Carhartt on August 28, 2007, 07:48:05 pm
I knew that Charus is a hacker!
(http://www.bellinghamss.com/uploads/280807/2114427.png)
lol ? Charus ? Please explain that  :conf:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: BiteMe on August 29, 2007, 09:22:30 am
I knew that Charus is a hacker!

(http://www.bellinghamss.com/uploads/280807/2114427.png)


 :rofl:

Rofl it's a bug :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: lionz on August 29, 2007, 09:28:54 am
ahaha
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Eric Wright on August 30, 2007, 09:58:28 am
I know how to do it.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: BiteMe on August 30, 2007, 02:29:20 pm
(http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/6861/adminfunnychatlognf7.jpg) (http://img253.imageshack.us/my.php?image=adminfunnychatlognf7.jpg)

:( :cry:


Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Sonny on August 30, 2007, 10:19:01 pm
 :wow: Forgot how to log in as an admin? :wow:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Shifter on August 30, 2007, 10:41:09 pm
(http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/6861/adminfunnychatlognf7.jpg) (http://img253.imageshack.us/my.php?image=adminfunnychatlognf7.jpg)

:( :cry:



U got told lol xD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: BiteMe on August 30, 2007, 11:40:41 pm
nah i typed in one of the admin commands that weren't for my level :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Andre9977 on August 31, 2007, 07:05:14 pm
Want a classic one?
 
Advertisement: Selling drugs, call now, contact [LSV]Ilde, Ph ****
[EsC]Andre: Ilde, do your drugs have RP backround
[LSV]Ilde: Ofc they don't
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on September 01, 2007, 02:56:29 pm
Advertisement: Selling drugs, call now, contact [LSV]Ilde, Ph ****
[EsC]Andre: Ilde, do your drugs have RP backround
[LSV]Ilde: Ofc they don't
wahahahhaa  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Gimli on September 01, 2007, 03:19:52 pm
nah i typed in one of the admin commands that weren't for my level :)

Hmmm... /LT ?  :lol:
I don't think it does anything at ANY level  :trust:

-xcasio
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Neave on September 02, 2007, 06:20:30 pm
(http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/4553/aaaaaaaaaaags1.jpg)

 :roll: :conf:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Obi1 on September 02, 2007, 06:44:34 pm
sickness you scare me  :help:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Neave on September 02, 2007, 07:05:40 pm
sickness you scare me  :help:


 :mad:  :war:  :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Challenger on September 02, 2007, 07:39:33 pm
WARNING:Charger,The Cops are after you for having sexual intersection.Reporter:********

Razor:haha
Chharger:omg
SVT_Corleone:Imfoa
SVT_Corleone:hahahahahha
w00tn5ss:what the hell lool
w00tn5ss:get of my tank you monkeys
Penguin:OMG
Pangea:WTF
Razor:LOolol

Name:[LCV]Cop
Crime:saw a bird

Those happened on the Argonath 0.2.2 test server.And those are not all....
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Eric Wright on September 02, 2007, 09:02:33 pm
Yeah Charger's reason was good
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: BiteMe on September 03, 2007, 01:29:56 pm
lmfao 'Sexual Intersection' :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Hess on September 03, 2007, 01:40:01 pm
Lol!!! :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Grovyle on September 03, 2007, 01:45:42 pm
LOL that's all that can i say :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Yoshi on September 04, 2007, 01:35:45 am
I knew that Charus is a hacker!

(http://www.bellinghamss.com/uploads/280807/2114427.png)


 :rofl:

It can be a 'fake killer' as well which is a program to make people think the guy who murdered cheats.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: rJCaiG on September 04, 2007, 11:54:44 am
Time for another installment of: Giac's funny chatlogs! (I am not responsible for kidney failure from over laughing)

(Onnzny invited me to join WT. Wonder why I didn't join  :redface:)
[WT]Onnzny: Wanna join?
Giac_Jr: Rofl is that a joke man?
[WT]Onnzny: No joke!


(ID XX was Wayne's ID lol)
(Admin Chat): Hey Wayne, kick ID XX he's flaming me and i'm busy!!!
AdmCmd: Wayne was kicked by Wayne for:
(Admin Chat): ROFLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!


I was hired to hit Sharphis, I tried. And tried. But he just won't die.
[Rstar]Sharphis murdered Giac_Jr. (UZI) for $-500...
[Rstar]Sharphis, this is not a deathmatch server.
Giac_Jr: :)


Hmmph.
Advertisement: Hiring someone to hire me to kill Sharphis! I'll pay!, contact: Giac_Jr Ph: 4122
[Rstar]Sharphis: LOL


Shifter: I'm not hiring u to kill Sharphis, Giac.
[Rstar]Sharphis: O.O
Giac_Jr: Shifter, shh!

RandomDude: wat can i do with a scratch card?
[FBI]cDa: Scratch it?


Ok that's all for now.


Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Obi1 on September 04, 2007, 12:01:30 pm
i no this isnt that funny but o well  :D

Obi_Gambino says: Corn why are you following us ffs?
Corn says: I <3 you
Pryo_Gambino says: ewww gay..
Corn says: I'm gay and im proud
Obi-Gambino says: you know gay's like to drive into the water
* Corn drives up close to the sea *
Pm from Pryo: Crash into him and push him over
* a cop comes speeding down and pushes corn into the water*
Obi-Gambino shouts: hahahahaha
Corn says: can i have a lift?
*[Ch]Corn was killed by Officer IamACrazyB0y (desert eagle) for -$500
Obi_Gambino says: Well i guess he wont be following us again  :)

(the crazy cop pushed him into the sea and killed him we had no idea who the cop was  ;))
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Aragorn on September 04, 2007, 08:10:59 pm
Legols: who is president of argonath?
Player: legolas and 3 other LOTR guys

WAHAHAHA... :lol:
The best answer I ever saw... :rofl:

It reminded me....
Aragorn: Who is the president of Argonath States?
Player: you!
Aragorn: So who?
Player: Sauron!!
Aragorn: once again who is the president?
Player: Gandalf!!!

Then I decided to check him again

Aragorn: So? Who is the president of Argonath?
Player: (holy eyes) Where can I see the list of main admins?

I think he wanted to name all and on one of the names I should say: Yeah!...  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Andre9977 on September 04, 2007, 08:22:23 pm
Andre_Corleone says: Yo Legolas maan NiGGa, wanna buy sum dr00gs?
Andre_Corleone was kicked by Legolas for:
Disconnected
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Carhartt on September 04, 2007, 08:37:55 pm
Hahahahah Andre  :lol: :rofl: :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Undertaker on September 04, 2007, 08:53:16 pm
Andre_Corleone says: Yo Legolas maan NiGGa, wanna buy sum dr00gs?
Andre_Corleone was kicked by Legolas for:
Disconnected

Owned  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Newspaper on September 04, 2007, 09:10:09 pm
WARNING:Charger,The Cops are after you for having sexual intersection.Reporter:********

Razor:haha
Chharger:omg
SVT_Corleone:Imfoa
SVT_Corleone:hahahahahha
w00tn5ss:what the hell lool
w00tn5ss:get of my tank you monkeys
Penguin:OMG
Pangea:WTF
Razor:LOolol

Name:[LCV]Cop
Crime:saw a bird

lol, that was a good one :lol:

Those happened on the Argonath 0.2.2 test server.And those are not all....
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Challenger on September 04, 2007, 09:38:47 pm
[R*]Kojak: RON, is it possible to own a property in SAMP that isn't one of the ones with little green houses?
[R*]RON: in new scripts possible everything
R*]Kojak: I am going to bring the word of God to the streets of San Andreas
[R*]RON: :))))))
Charger::)))
[R*]RON: with the m4? :))
[R*]Kojak: If neccessary RON ;)
[R*]RON: lol
[R*]Kojak: Peace through superior fire power
[R*]RON: yeah in the name of God - tratatatatata
Charger: Kojak ill make a story " The priest with the minigun "
[R*]RON: for Argonath Express
[R*]RON: they have to make a photo of Kojak
[R*]Kojak: Heh, but I am hoping to reason with the citizens.
[R*]Kojak: Also I am going to feed the hungry and help the needy, probably by some serious gambling


[R*]Kojak: Airidux, it is not scripted but you can do it by using the /me commands
[R*]Kojak: You won't get money, but if you're lucky you will get half the VCPD on your ass
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: ItwasBrad on September 05, 2007, 12:08:14 am
Brad_Corleone: /lick Tice

(http://i6.tinypic.com/5y89nuw.png)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on September 05, 2007, 01:06:42 am
[R*]Kojak: Airidux, it is not scripted but you can do it by using the /me commands
[R*]Kojak: You won't get money, but if you're lucky you will get half the VCPD on your ass
AHAHA  :rofl: Lmao!

See this  :lol:

(http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/7443/samp849oh9.png)

(http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/5175/samp841ig5.png)

(http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/9634/samp698mk0.png)

(http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/7462/samp727kn7.png)

(http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/4655/samp721un6.png)

(http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/2230/samp722sf4.png)

(http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/6687/samp765ui0.png)

(http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/7788/samp776ae0.png)
(http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/2131/samp777tw6.png)

(http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/8260/samp792sx9.png)

 :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol: :lol: :conf: :conf: :rofl: :rofl: :lol:  :hit: lol  :lol: lmao  :rofl:  :cool:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Aragorn on September 05, 2007, 07:55:48 am
Interesting...
I think I should check which admins are abusing announcement command...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Challenger on September 05, 2007, 10:27:23 am
Interesting...
I think I should check which admins are abusing announcement command...
did anyone complained ?  :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Justin on September 05, 2007, 10:52:37 am
Quote from: 007
(http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/7443/samp849oh9.png)
Thats racist :(
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on September 05, 2007, 01:58:04 pm
no, he said "this aint Irak" because, In Irak everyone is killnig everyone and is crazy, and in Argonath Server was the same..  :neutral:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Aragorn on September 05, 2007, 02:08:23 pm
Guys the web site updated the humor stuff...
Just some suggestions, if you wanna your funny logs on web...

1. The logs should be written, not screened... As i do not have a time to type all I see from your screenshots...
2. The best is to make the nicks in logs in a bold text (check site humor pages) and color each person logs
3. The logs should be short...

Thanks...  :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Andre9977 on September 05, 2007, 02:12:18 pm
Interesting...
I think I should check which admins are abusing announcement command...
/me points at Tony.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: rJCaiG on September 05, 2007, 02:18:44 pm
Guys the web site updated the humor stuff...
Just some suggestions, if you wanna your funny logs on web...

1. The logs should be written, not screened... As i do not have a time to type all I see from your screenshots...
2. The best is to make the nicks in logs in a bold text (check site humor pages) and color each person logs
3. The logs should be short...

Thanks...  :)

Ahah, I love the humor page./me hugs RON
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Andre9977 on September 05, 2007, 02:47:38 pm
PM From TrojanTM[HA](2): Dynamic ip, Mate. Your account will be banned from Argonath
Later, some times...
PM From TrojanTM[HA](2): Ever heard of a fucking subnet ban???
PM Sent to TrojanTM[HA](2): Wtf, mate. Why are you telling me this?
PM From TrojanTM[HA](2): Sorry i messed up your id's

Later,...
PM From TrojanTM[HA](2): Really man - screw you
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Abraham on September 05, 2007, 03:21:46 pm
PM From TrojanTM[HA](2): Dynamic ip, Mate. Your account will be banned from Argonath
Later, some times...
PM From TrojanTM[HA](2): Ever heard of a fucking subnet ban???
PM Sent to TrojanTM[HA](2): Wtf, mate. Why are you telling me this?
PM From TrojanTM[HA](2): Sorry i messed up your id's

Later,...
PM From TrojanTM[HA](2): Really man - screw you
Lol, that's our Torjan *Funny dunononoo music and Trojan doing thumbs up and smiling as he is surrounded by an odd circle* :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Specter on September 05, 2007, 03:24:03 pm
Advertise: Cheap Hitman Service!! 50 Percent discount!!,Contact:[AV]Specter Ph:****
Advertise: Cheaper Hitman Service!! 51 Percent discount!!,Contact:GiacJr Ph:****
:D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Andre9977 on September 05, 2007, 06:20:36 pm
****: Fuck noob admins
Specter: Bye ****
**** Has been kicked by Andre_Corleone

Dont remember who it was :/
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Daaan on September 05, 2007, 11:16:58 pm
It's a while ago, but still funny:

Hypercube: Is the new argonath server on 0.2 already out?
[AVt]Xcasio: no
GiacJr_Dragons: No
[GSF]Daaan: No
[R*]Sharphis: No

All exactly at the same time.
Posted on: 05-09-2007, 23:09:00
Another one I found in my screenshots:
Don't know what he meant with this but looks weird:

Specter: SF
Specter: omg SF!
Specter: omg LV!!
Specter: not sf it is lv

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [GSF]Niall on September 05, 2007, 11:25:08 pm
Interesting...
I think I should check which admins are abusing announcement command...
*Niall does the same as Giac...  :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Luca_Scalise on September 06, 2007, 03:55:39 am
 :( The script hates me... i was going at 33mph

Edit: screenshot removed
Admin: Marc2984
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: wkter on September 06, 2007, 05:33:16 pm
[AV]wkter: Fuck you wkter, FUCK YOU!! xD
AdmCmd: [AV]wkter was put under banana rule by Wayne
Wayne: wkter do not fuck yourself..
AdmCmd: [AV]wkter was lifted from banana rule by Wayne
[AV]wkter: I wont xD But i'll post this on the forums xD
Wayne: u can't fuck youself
Wayne: cuz you dick is average..
Wayne: but can't reaches the ass
[AV]wkter: I can clone myself and then fuck me xD
/report [AV]wkter Flaming wkter :(
AdmCmd: [AV]wkter was put under banana rule by Wayne
Wayne: wkter stop flame wkter
AdmCmd: [AV]wkter was lifted from banana rule by Wayne

Haha  :rofl:


R4Z0R_Sicilian: buenos nachos
R4Z0R_Sicilian: Only english
AdmCmd: R4Z0R_Sicilian was put under banana rule by R4Z0R_Sicilian
AdmCmd: R4Z0R_Sicilian was lifted from banana rule by R4Z0R_Sicilian
Austi_Sicilian lol razor who said buenos nachos
R4Z0R_Sicilian: Only english
AdmCmd: R4Z0R_Sicilian was put under banana rule by R4Z0R_Sicilian
AdmCmd: R4Z0R_Sicilian was lifted from banana rule by R4Z0R_Sicilian
R4Z0R_Sicilian: :)

Someone talked in caps and razor copyed me xD

R4Z0R_Sicilian: Drop the caps!
[AV]wkter: Razor, its: DrOp ThE cApS
R4Z0R_Sicilian: DrOp ThE CaPs!
[AV]wkter: Good xD

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: tiderman on September 06, 2007, 05:44:13 pm
Interesting...
I think I should check which admins are abusing announcement command...
I had alot of those til my sa screwed up and i had to reinstall..
Some had the f word in it :((
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Abraham on September 07, 2007, 10:09:44 am
Abe_Corleone murdered Officer Robin_Corleone (blabla) and was sued for 1000$

Abe_Corleone: I shot the sheriff, but I swear it was in self defense!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Andre9977 on September 08, 2007, 08:37:46 am
Andre_Corleone: Trojan, Could you say "HI" To my Girlfriend Merlin on Radio?
MelRin: What? What about me?????
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Anto on September 09, 2007, 04:02:56 pm

Racer_xc: umm could any hackers pm me??

about 10 mins later

Racer_xc: can anyone teach me how to Hack?   :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Andre9977 on September 09, 2007, 06:32:14 pm
Aiden_Banks: Fuck you, noob!!!
Aiden_Banks has been kicked by Andre_Corleone for:
Aiden_Banks has joined the server.
Aiden_Banks: Fucking noob admin abuser

Attention: Panda_Corleone(x) Has reported: [Rstar]Sharpis(x) for: Stealing noodles

Andre_Corleone: Here we are...
Andre_Corleone: Finally, we are alone... Sharpis, i am gay
[Rstar]Sharpis: Ok, i guess BYE THEN!
[Rstar]Sharpis has been killed by Andre_Corleone (TEC9).
Andre_Corleone: Going somewhere?


Maximuuus says: I am the Mother Fucker!! I DONT SELL NO SHIT!!!!

PM from Maximuus(13): I got this mother fucking city on lock

Kage_Johnson says: I was born in a town called Kikkapoo
Andre_Corleone says: Oh, KikkaPOO
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: nitox on September 09, 2007, 07:53:14 pm

Kage_Johnson says: I was born in a town called Kikkapoo
Andre_Corleone says: Oh, KikkaPOO


Pathetic
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Pistol Man on September 10, 2007, 10:57:43 pm
Aiden_Banks: Fuck you, noob!!!
Aiden_Banks has been kicked by Andre_Corleone for:
Aiden_Banks has joined the server.
Aiden_Banks: Fucking noob admin abuser

Attention: Panda_Corleone(x) Has reported: [Rstar]Sharpis(x) for: Stealing noodles

Andre_Corleone: Here we are...
Andre_Corleone: Finally, we are alone... Sharpis, i am gay
[Rstar]Sharpis: Ok, i guess BYE THEN!
[Rstar]Sharpis has been killed by Andre_Corleone (TEC9).
Andre_Corleone: Going somewhere?


Maximuuus says: I am the Mother Fucker!! I DONT SELL NO SHIT!!!!

PM from Maximuus(13): I got this mother fucking city on lock

Kage_Johnson says: I was born in a town called Kikkapoo
Andre_Corleone says: Oh, KikkaPOO

lol wtf, if u notice, i never use the word noob,
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on September 11, 2007, 01:28:29 pm
.
Some had the f word in it :((
dont lie..
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: biker0077 on September 12, 2007, 01:01:30 am
I picked my friend up on a copbike, and were riding around


Canadian: Hey biker why are you cop????
Biker07[HA]: LOL! its the money!!

He falls off the bike dead then 10 seconds later heres this

Canadian: :D lol!


lmao
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Andre9977 on September 12, 2007, 02:15:49 pm
lol wtf, if u notice, i never use the word noob,
Oh, Hello, Aiden_Banks!
Never use "fuck", o rly? You come to server and,
1) DM
2) flame

So now... Please :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Obi1 on September 12, 2007, 02:24:08 pm
i can also back andre up considering i was online at the time
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Andre9977 on September 13, 2007, 07:08:15 pm
i can also back andre up considering i was online at the time
Aiden got busted... xD

Michel_****:Admins, Admins!!! ID 7 IS A GROVE STREET HACKER
[WS]Mumin:Michel_****, id 7 is admin
Michel_****:Oh, sorry

RiX[LV]: Andre are you on grove?
Andre_Corleone: Yes...
RiX[LV]: You are the guy with CJ skin?
Andre_Corleone: Yes i am
Andre_Corleone: Sorry for hitting, i got my sister here, on my lap
RiX[LV]: Oh, i usually use brother as a excuse
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Obi1 on September 13, 2007, 07:22:14 pm
btw a certain Aiden_Banks got banned from the [NoV] server for weapon hacks sorry for off topic
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Chill on September 13, 2007, 07:31:43 pm
Chill - /report [my own id] Please slap me. Im stuck in a bug.
Clooak slapped chill blablabla report
Chill - I love u Clooak <33
Clooak - I love u too Chill <33 :)!

We're both swedish, scary, humans.

That's all i got for now, not too funny ^^.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: biker0077 on September 14, 2007, 12:37:17 am
Aiden got busted... xD

Michel_****:Admins, Admins!!! ID 7 IS A GROVE STREET HACKER
[WS]Mumin:Michel_****, id 7 is admin
Michel_****:Oh, sorry

RiX[LV]: Andre are you on grove?
Andre_Corleone: Yes...
RiX[LV]: You are the guy with CJ skin?
Andre_Corleone: Yes i am
Andre_Corleone: Sorry for hitting, i got my sister here, on my lap
RiX[LV]: Oh, i usually use brother as a excuse





LMFAO!!! i like the on with rix haha
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Hyper on September 14, 2007, 08:16:17 pm
Lol, during a chase... me, jcstodds and clooak in the same car...

Officer [ALS]jcstodds shouts [megaphone]: Pullover your garbage can now!!
Officer [ALS]jcstodds shouts [megaphone]: You will die for your sins! repent criminal
Officer [ALS]jcstodds shouts [megaphone]: You killed that cow, now it's personal!!
Officer [ALS]jcstodds shouts [megaphone]: Pullover, you can run but cannot hide!
Officer [ALS]jcstodds shouts [megaphone]: Surender. you are delaying the inevitable

etc..

But thanks to jcstodds' convincing 'shouts' we finally managed to jail the criminals
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: biker0077 on September 14, 2007, 10:14:12 pm
Jewishdoggy:login hitlerfuckedhimselfwithawhiffleballbat
Biker07[HA]: HAHAHAHAHAHA dood type /changepass [password]
Jewishdoggy: :)

then i guess he got kicked after 60 seconds


Someone:hey admin on here? i need halp!
Canadian: Nope...but i can help ya
Someone:no! i need admin!!!!!
Biker07[HA]: u could ask us we might be able too
Canadian:wth man?
Canadian: tell us
Biker07[HA]: :D
Someone: .........no! its...topsecret shit.

LOL THIS WAS LIKE 1/2 SECOND APART
Canadian: Lol making drug deals online again?
Biker07[HA]: maybe its drug dealing
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Andre9977 on September 15, 2007, 04:40:35 pm
btw a certain Aiden_Banks got banned from the [NoV] server for weapon hacks sorry for off topic
http://forum.sa-mp.com/index.php?topic=27415.0


Quote from: Chatlogs
Aiden_Banks: Fuck you, noob!!!
Aiden_Banks has been kicked by Andre_Corleone for:
Aiden_Banks has joined the server.
Aiden_Banks: Fucking noob admin abuser

Quote
lol wtf, if u notice, i never use the word noob,

(http://aycu34.webshots.com/image/26953/2001416392351255459_rs.jpg)

Yea, you don't use it at all, Aiden!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Pistol Man on September 15, 2007, 09:30:29 pm
http://forum.sa-mp.com/index.php?topic=27415.0


(http://aycu34.webshots.com/image/26953/2001416392351255459_rs.jpg)

Yea, you don't use it at all, Aiden!
no i dont use it
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Andre9977 on September 15, 2007, 09:49:45 pm
no i dont use it
See the picture maybe ;)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Hyper on September 15, 2007, 11:05:37 pm
Andre plz go here, I wanna rate your avatar :D
http://www.argonathrpg.com/forum/index.php?topic=6057.new;topicseen#new
(sry for the off topic)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Pistol Man on September 16, 2007, 02:43:46 am
See the picture maybe ;)
i saw it, it says fuck off admin abuser, unles su donno how to read (im not flaming)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: sRy on September 17, 2007, 12:36:27 pm
.: [CPC]SVT was killed by officer marck (Desert Eagle) with reward $500 :.
Officer_Mars: SVT Surrender !

Shoot First...Ask Question Later :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Newspaper on September 17, 2007, 04:02:55 pm
(http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/7547/roflmaowx8.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

uhh.. Highjackers?? where can we find them :o
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Aragorn on September 18, 2007, 07:37:20 am
Andre - this section is for funny logs not for admin reports...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Trix on September 18, 2007, 11:57:19 am
I always wondered why hardly anyone went to sf and now i know why....

Theres cats on the SFPD force they've gone mad lol

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Andre9977 on September 18, 2007, 01:08:04 pm
Andre - this section is for funny logs not for admin reports...
Sorry, just a "convo" came out of it.
Im really sorry, wont happen again


Advertisment: Tired of all those drug deals. I want a real job, contact [EsCt]Atzon PH: 4688
Dice_Corleone: Austin, give someone a blowjob

[FBIc]Hell: I have been the longest...
Andre9977: Banned one

Andre9977: So where is Abraham?
Daniel_Corleone: Abraham is probably saving the rain forest...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Trix on September 19, 2007, 07:55:11 pm
Speak for there selfs lol
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Andre9977 on September 19, 2007, 08:12:02 pm
Trix, you should post it as logs...
Well, here they are, incase Aragorn wants to  add them to site...

Officer Jack_Bower shouts [Megaphone]: Fall over

Trix:
Read the rules! rules.argonathrpg.com

Luca_Scalise: When i see hank i will call him Hanky Panky

Wayne says (cellphone): I said to my father i'm gay

Trix says: yes but i didn't want to be abused
Trix says: i wanted to be criminal on my own account
Trix, the cops are after you for dealing horning wining scum


Well, reminders me of

Andre9977, the cops are after you for Hey Andre!
-.-

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Legolas on September 19, 2007, 08:25:55 pm
Next impressions from exams:

New president:
-GiacJr

New rules:
-no carlock on others cars
-you must hide in building's
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: rJCaiG on September 21, 2007, 07:59:57 am
Next impressions from exams:

New president:
-GiacJr

...Say what?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Abraham on September 21, 2007, 09:16:02 am
Andre9977: So where is Abraham?
Daniel_Corleone: Abraham is probably saving the rain forest...
Andre9977, the cops are after you for Hey Andre!
-.-
Rofl  :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Watti on September 21, 2007, 10:25:58 am
they were the answers given
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Hess on September 21, 2007, 11:24:50 am
Andre9977, the cops are after you for Hey Andre!
-.-
Lol...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: DeeJay on September 21, 2007, 12:50:50 pm
last night when i was on, me and Loki_Corleone drove around

Loki_Corleone: This is my church!!!

Me: thats a tv station -.-

Loki_Corleone: I get MTV
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Newspaper on September 21, 2007, 09:39:29 pm
When you say somebody is a deathmatcher you will get the following discussion:
(http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/4715/roflmao2im5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Hyper on September 21, 2007, 10:03:03 pm
 :rofl: :rofl:
And was he after all? :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Bryan Fury on September 22, 2007, 07:32:15 am
once i was in pursuit, and i had to type fast...

HQ: All units APB: Reporter: officer Hank_Rafferty
HQ: Crime: hit and run, Suspect: Swan_Off


[unit23]Hank_Rafferty: this is unit23, im in purusit...,over
[unit23]Hank_Rafferty: suspect is driving at jefferson..,over
[unit23]Hank_Rafferty: suspect is driving a gay esperanto..,over
[unit4]Cooper: unit 23 please repeat the suspect car colour...,over
[unit23]Hank_Rafferty: damn, i mean grey..,over                                     :lol:

[ :cop: Check out the hungarian cops here: http://www.videobomb.hu/video/Bajai_police_hip-hop ]


LOL we hungarians are a funny bunch of people.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: BiteMe on September 22, 2007, 12:18:41 pm
I met this guy a while back..
[NS]BiteMe, the cops are after you for Ronald McDonald.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Newspaper on September 22, 2007, 04:14:57 pm
:rofl: :rofl:
And was he after all? :lol:
yes he was  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Hyper on September 22, 2007, 06:38:34 pm
yes he was  :lol:

hmmm, in that case I'll have to keep an eye on him. He's on trial period in my clan, so I hope it's not a DMer.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Obi1 on September 22, 2007, 07:58:09 pm
hyper's getting serious  :eek: flee to your homes protect your loved ones for me ---> <3 :roll: that's my faovurite emote awwww (every1 say awww)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: tiderman on September 22, 2007, 08:00:55 pm
I met this guy a while back..
[NS]BiteMe, the cops are after you for Ronald McDonald.
HAHA!!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Hyper on September 22, 2007, 10:57:54 pm
awwww  ;)
Posted on: September 22, 2007, 07:09:49 PM
a chat between me and Abraham on msn:

*talking about a theme of a website*

Hyper: btw you like the new theme? I keep installing new theme's cause I dont like em, but I think this one is nice...

Abraham: if i where a theme, I would like to fuck this theme so bad...


 :conf:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: sRy on September 25, 2007, 12:01:45 am
Advertisement:hey denio u ass unbanana me,Contact: Mofo384 Ph: ****
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [GSF]Niall on September 25, 2007, 12:26:55 am
Ecks_Sicillian: 'when I think about you i touch myself' *is looking at a pic of RON*

(http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/8762cc4695.jpg) (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)

LOL
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Anto on September 25, 2007, 12:30:26 am
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: HAHAHAHA PWNED!!! :alert" by niall  :rofl: :rofl:


Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: MrEcks on September 25, 2007, 01:22:35 am
Ecks_Sicillian: 'when I think about you i touch myself' *is looking at a pic of RON*

(http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/8762cc4695.jpg) (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)

LOL

:O My secret is out... I'm gay for RON?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Claire on September 27, 2007, 08:12:43 am
(http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/2533/samp016fp5.th.png) (http://img261.imageshack.us/my.php?image=samp016fp5.png)

Look at the ad please it was so funny I almost crashed my plane
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Andre9977 on September 27, 2007, 08:15:34 am
 :lol: That was funny...
I think some regular was making jokes, so i think we might have a unban request
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: BiteMe on September 27, 2007, 08:27:02 am
Rofl nice ad
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: rJCaiG on September 27, 2007, 08:27:44 am
(http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/2533/samp016fp5.th.png) (http://img261.imageshack.us/my.php?image=samp016fp5.png)

Look at the ad please it was so funny I almost crashed my plane
Lol.
I laughed.
Kind of.
I guess.
<33
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: RiX[LV] on September 27, 2007, 08:42:25 pm
(http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/5786/dhfgns1.jpg)

O RLY?  :wow:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: cDa on October 01, 2007, 02:51:56 am
Random guy: Ad: Selling confidental FBI files contact ***** ph.***
[FBI]Trujilo: U dont have them
[FBI]cDa:They are locked in our server
[FBI]cDa: below a pile of porn
Ecks_Sicilian: Porn? Where??
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Watahell on October 01, 2007, 03:30:38 am
(http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/2533/samp016fp5.th.png) (http://img261.imageshack.us/my.php?image=samp016fp5.png)

Look at the ad please it was so funny I almost crashed my plane

lmfao  :hah: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: RockyBalboa on October 02, 2007, 03:02:52 pm
Lolz nice loggs!  :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Newspaper on October 02, 2007, 07:52:20 pm
Me and Indo maked some lol, some abusive cop showed up.. result:
(http://aycu06.webshots.com/image/27405/2002461173510905436_rs.jpg) (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2002461173510905436)

We did the roflmao trick  :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Hillbilly on October 03, 2007, 03:45:52 am
Happened a few weeks ago....

Hillbilly, the cops are after you for having your pants on while in LS

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Shifter on October 03, 2007, 03:27:37 pm
Shifter: Did u just flame me?
yaworthless: No...
Tammy: Me thinks he did
yaworthless: I only told you to piss off
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Watahell on October 06, 2007, 03:38:36 am
Advertisement: Make your Parties look cooler. Hire me and I'll stunt at it, Contact: [TCLt]Wata Ph: 4190

Sonny_Burnett: I thought it said: Make your panties look cooler.

[TCLt]Wata: lmao
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Niitro on October 06, 2007, 06:41:23 pm
[RPL]Link_Q: HOW DO I GET A PASSPORT
[MR]GiacJr: by dropping the caps


[NS]Tiderman: 7l Yes officer i got raped in the robbery too
[NS]Tiderman: 7l bye Merc and Carharrt
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Rebel on October 07, 2007, 09:13:16 pm
I can't remember the player's name, but this just happened:

Player: ho can i make money? i'm biker
[BHO]Rebel: Prostitution
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Boxy on October 07, 2007, 11:38:53 pm
This was on fackin server and i forget nicks but not log

noob: what is the command for teleports?
fackin1: teleporn
fackin1: teleport*
fackin2: XD!
fackin1: FFS!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Svensk on October 07, 2007, 11:47:32 pm
AD :Selling Pizza whit "special" toppings
Person: We dont want your penis topped pizzas
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Neave on October 08, 2007, 05:20:02 am
Quote
* Speaker ties up Sickness

* Sickness unties himself
:D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on October 08, 2007, 05:28:35 am
http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/2580/samp706yv7.png

loool

Edit: type out the full log, don't post screenshots
Admin: Marc2984
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: MrEcks on October 08, 2007, 05:58:35 am
AD :Selling Pizza whit "special" toppings
Person: We dont want your penis topped pizzas

You damn people kept ruining my pizza biz by ordering penises on the pizza! All thanks to Speaker...

And to R4Z: XD... Poor Trojan...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Andre9977 on October 08, 2007, 02:44:44 pm
ArbaNe: I want to be a fisher
Andre9977: In that case, you got to Role play...
Andre9977: use /me command for it.
Andre9977: Test it like "/me whistles"
ArabNe: /me fisher
ArbaNe: I didn't get any fish

I just couldn't refuse posting it...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Hyper on October 08, 2007, 04:34:55 pm
Whahahaha, /me fisher, sorry but that's just to smart :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: IndoLov3 on October 10, 2007, 05:32:36 pm
Me and Indo maked some lol, some abusive cop showed up.. result:
(http://aycu06.webshots.com/image/27405/2002461173510905436_rs.jpg) (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2002461173510905436)

We did the roflmao trick  :rofl: :rofl:

lol xD

AFter i got extremly pissed off my school they wanted to kick me off school >.<

i made a /ad that i woulda kill my self

so guess what anto called me and said :

[GSF]Anto : Dont do it my son
[CPC]Indo : give me a good reason why not
[GSF]Anto : because god loves you my son
[CPC]Indo : If god loved me why did that cheap bastard kick me of school

XD XD XD

omfg?!?!?! :

(http://img255.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lolig2.png)

another one :

[MR]Giacjr: ArbaNe. i am trying to send you 100k typq [/b]/q[/b] to accept it
ArbaNe: ok
[MR]Giacjr: ..LOL


hahahahaha owneD????

last one :

Blackstar: INDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONT MAKE ME REPORT YOU
[CPC]Indo: lmao
[CPC]Indo: for what?
[CPC]Indo: you shot me
[CPC]Indo: i shot back
[CPC]Indo: simple as shit :)

after that he didnt said anything XD XD XD

laaaaastttt ooneeeeee :

ADvertisement : run after surrender and get a free kick today!, contact [H2K]Niall
[CPC]Indo: omfg
[CPC]Indo: niall
[CPC]Indo: do you get icecream with it to ? :(
[H2K]Niall: lol
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Andre9977 on October 12, 2007, 07:02:56 pm
Advertisement: Selling drugs! Come to Vinewood or call the secret number!, contact Maximuus, PH: 7119
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Emilio_Barzini on October 12, 2007, 07:19:29 pm
ROFL Andre :D ,

I was playing in deathmatch and then someone came and said :

Player : Admin
Admin : Yes ?
Player : How To Save My Game

ROFL  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on October 13, 2007, 12:31:13 am
Well... time for the comedian words..  :lol:

R4Z0R_Sicilian: Speaker, you brain dead? :S
Speaker: no my iq just drop to 5


Well, ok..


Shin_Corleone: LSPD = Los Santos Pizza Delivery


A Nice view of LSPD By Shin_Corleone......


Advertisement: i love the smell of shit in the morning, contact: jakey30 Ph ****


What can i say? Me NEITHER


Claire: Lionz=Lame Idiot on Noob Zo


ahhh.... Well.... i dont... I think i agree... NOT..


Claire: UG=Ugly Gangsters

Well, im not gay so I agree.. ahh ..


AdmCmd: Argonath was kicked by R4Z0R_Sicilian for


Ahh, damn the Imposters!!!! FFS Damn you! xD..


Advertisement: Selling, Not Pimped, lame, rust taxi with almost no fuel, Contact: [AV]NiitroTF Ph ****

WOW, I want it, ffs, mom buy me it! omg she doesnt want to buy me it :(


People sayng what they like... then..

Hafford: I like Minigun

Well i like it too.


.....
Hafford: and touch me balls?
Hafford: NO THANKS LUCIFER
Hafford: I WILL NOT BOW DOWN A TOUCH YOUR TESTICLES
Hafford: GO TORMENT MICHAEL JACKSON
.....
Hafford: I WONT SELL MY BODY FOR DRUGS
Hafford: NO WAY MAN!
.....
Hafford: I later gave in and sucked the black man's cock
Hafford: for 3 bucks for a bag of coke
.....
R4Z0R_Sicilian: Hafford: im so screening this talk :D
Hafford: Please don't send it to my mom
Hafford: She always tough i'd grow up to be rich
Hafford: But the weird obsession with shooting chipmunks and disecting them was a warning


Hes crazy, i dont know, he really is :S Im scared now ... ok im not, im laughing ROFL  :rofl:

This is the Comedian talk With R4Z0R!  :poke:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Omri on October 13, 2007, 11:15:12 pm
When i joined the server i started to smile when i read that! :)

[ALS]Omri: :)
NGG: R
[MS13]Darijo: unsus me plz
Trix: Speaker are you typing with one hand?
Trix: You are making mistakes lol
Sickness: His other hand is busy



Hahahah
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Creative_101 on October 14, 2007, 01:29:11 pm
*Creative kicks jcstodds in the "THING"

[ALS]jcstodds : heee asssault my... balls

(http://i22.tinypic.com/nb4tc4.png)

Another:
*Creative plays with jcstodds tummy

[ALS]jcstodds shouts : Hey stop playing with my fat rolls!!!

(http://i20.tinypic.com/2vboqk9.png)

And another:
(http://i24.tinypic.com/293j7s0.png)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Emilio_Barzini on October 14, 2007, 03:36:03 pm
(http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/4905/77432533bx0.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

lool :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: cDa on October 14, 2007, 03:42:29 pm

lool :D
rofl :rofl:
(http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd270/vceda/sa-mp-198.png)
xcasio is one horny granma... lol

ps look at chat.. :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Protonkid on October 16, 2007, 02:46:38 pm
Protonguy: Wassup, dawg?
Jack: Nothing in particular, Cat.

ProtonSforza: Lionz, if a guy tries to kill you, what do I have to do? Buy the Dmer some flowers?

Mark_Proton: License Please
(The suspect): You can't su me for wreckless driving.
MArk_Proton: WHy not?
(More cops come)
The suspect: That's not a true crime.
Mark_Proton: OK, lets go meet Hess. WAIT!!!
(one cop tries to shoot the suspect, I punch him out and shoot him)
Mark_Proton: Oops...

During a chase
Mark_Proton: Surrender, please.
The suspect: NEVER!!!

During the same chase.
Unit 9: Mark_Proton: Need backup, over, over, over.
Unit 2: 10-4, over, over, over, over, over, over.
Unit 9: Over your head., over.

And a little bit later
Mark_Proton: SUrrender!
Mark_Proton: OUH! YOU HIT ME!
Unit 2: Sorry.

There was a duel, when I came with a firetruck and blew them away, a cop shot them both.
Dangerous_KI: Thanks :)
Mark_Proton: Only 1k each case  :D
Dangerous_KI takes out some cash and hands it to Mark_Proton.
Mark_Proton: I was kidding.
Dangerous_KI :rofl:

Mark_Proton: Ady?
Ady_Sicillian: Yeah?
Mark_Proton: What are you driving?
Ady_Sicillian: A plane
Mark_Proton: So it was you who tried to kill us!
Ady_Sicillian: No way!
Mark_Proton: Tratatatatatatata! I heard that!
Ady_Sicillian: lol

The banana was removed from your mouth.
Mark_Proton: Hess! My banana!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: John_Vaughan on October 19, 2007, 12:05:34 am
Jack_Carver: noob
Ecks_Sicilian: No noobs here
*AdmCmd: Jack_Carver was put under banana rule by [ALS]Jay
[ALS]Jay: Dont call ppl names here.
*AdmCmd: Jack_Carver is lifted from banana rule by [ALS]Jay
Ryder_Sicilian: dont call ppl "names"??
Ryder_Sicilian: Jay you a name!!
[ALS]Jay: lol
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Watahell on October 21, 2007, 04:12:58 am
Random guy at TCL party: Ey Charus, nice sunglasses :)
[Rstar]Charus: Yeah, they are nice, but I can't take them off though.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Protonkid on October 21, 2007, 03:36:17 pm
Poor hostage :cry: :sig:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Hyper on October 22, 2007, 09:53:08 pm
You should have let somebody else post that. You are posting your own jokes... :roll:
I like them though, but it's just...
Posted on: October 21, 2007, 03:36:53 PM
nurnalok: ADMIN CAN YOU SEND ME A GUN?!
nurnalok: ADMIN GIVE ME A GUN NOW!!
[WS]Hyper: ... right O.o

Posted on: October 22, 2007, 08:45:58 PM
FlyingHat: How do I talk with megaphone?
[WS]Hyper: /m
liav: /m
papoj[UG]: /m or /megaphone
FlyingHat: ok thanks, lol
[NSt]Speaker: /m
... : /m
...
1 Minute later

FlyingHat: How do I talk with police radio?

I think I dont have to show you the logs that came after that question ^^
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: UberPwner on October 23, 2007, 11:49:58 pm
I asked Gandalf For Some Money
He suddenly spawned at my Location!

[NSt]PWN4GE: Thanks Gandalf!
Gandalf: No Problem
* Gandalf Walks Away
[NSt]PWN4GE: Want a ride Gandalf?
Gandalf: No, I'll Fly :)

bahaha
Makes me laugh.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on October 23, 2007, 11:51:41 pm
I asked Gandalf For Some Money
He suddenly spawned at my Location!

[NSt]PWN4GE: Thanks Gandalf!
Gandalf: No Problem
* Gandalf Walks Away
[NSt]PWN4GE: Want a ride Gandalf?
Gandalf: No, I'll Fly :)

bahaha
Makes me laugh.
bahaha, good luck Gandalf, BTW, what hacks you use?  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Hyper on October 24, 2007, 08:47:32 am
hmmm, let me think.
what about..   /fly ;)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: backhander on October 24, 2007, 07:16:51 pm
lol this midday i got reported for giving blowjobs :D
look my signature
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Maxy on October 30, 2007, 09:11:12 pm
[20:44:40] *chan* Maxy_Solonik: i think we should all listen to me talk.. im good at it
[20:44:48] *chan* [TCL]Watahell: Damn I wanna hear Jnn :(
[20:45:04] *chan* Jnn: keep dreaming
[20:45:13] *chan* Maxy_Solonik: I'm gonna go to the little Mafia Hitman's room.. brb
[20:45:14] *chan* [TCL]Watahell: rofl
[20:46:18] *chan* [AV]Frank: Little rap star:=)
[20:47:21] *chan* [TCL]Watahell: Reminds me of that parties people sing after they are very drunk :PPP
[20:47:27] *chan* Maxy_Solonik: FREESTYLE RAP BATTLE LEGOLAS

[20:47:32] *chan* Maxy_Solonik: I CHALLENGE YOU
[20:47:55] *chan* Maxy_Solonik: DO IT


lmao..
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Protonkid on October 31, 2007, 07:38:13 am
lol this midday i got reported for giving blowjobs :D
look my signature

I can't believe Mumin could do something like that  :conf:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Obi1 on October 31, 2007, 11:57:24 am
Me and a few other guys were being zombies cause it was haloween:

Obi_Solonik: /me 's dick falls off
Obi_Solonik: Sum1 pick that up please...
Ints_Sicilian: /me stamps on it
[GSFt]Ronny: /me eats Obi's Dick
Obi_Solonik: NOOOO!!! IM A WOMEN ZOMBIE, NOW I DONT HAVE ANY ARMPIT HAIR NOOOOO!!
ints_Sicilian: hehe
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Watahell on October 31, 2007, 03:45:44 pm
[20:44:40] *chan* Maxy_Solonik: i think we should all listen to me talk.. im good at it
[20:44:48] *chan* [TCL]Watahell: Damn I wanna hear Jnn :(
[20:45:04] *chan* Jnn: keep dreaming
[20:45:13] *chan* Maxy_Solonik: I'm gonna go to the little Mafia Hitman's room.. brb
[20:45:14] *chan* [TCL]Watahell: rofl
[20:46:18] *chan* [AV]Frank: Little rap star:=)
[20:47:21] *chan* [TCL]Watahell: Reminds me of that parties people sing after they are very drunk :PPP
[20:47:27] *chan* Maxy_Solonik: FREESTYLE RAP BATTLE LEGOLAS

[20:47:32] *chan* Maxy_Solonik: I CHALLENGE YOU
[20:47:55] *chan* Maxy_Solonik: DO IT


lmao..

lmao man. Btw when I said "Reminds me of..." It was cuz Legolas was singing :rofl: ( and he is good!)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Protonkid on November 01, 2007, 01:37:50 pm
I was walking around the Pershing square...
The poorman: Do you have some change?
The cop: Where would I keep it? In my bodyarmor? Get out of here, you, hobbo!

And I once saw cops confiscating one of Solonik's vehciles...
Solonik: NO! My tractor!

And once a guy have broken into the PD. When he raised his hands my bullet was on the way.
The suspect: HANDSUP = NO SHOOT! ABUSER!
Mark_Proton: You pissed me off.

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: booom on November 02, 2007, 07:28:04 am
Advertisement: the f**k does this do?, Contact: ...




Haahahahahahahahahah  :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol:
Posted on: November 02, 2007, 07:25:04 AM
OkiE alll hers a sever for 0.2.1 :D :) injoy dontforget to portfowerd!

Edit: Attachement deleted
Admin: Marc2984
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Protonkid on November 02, 2007, 10:32:57 am
Unit 1: Su 32 ramming please.
Unit 2: /su 32 ramming
Id32: What the?!
Unit 2: Wait, who is 32?
Hess: lol.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Aragorn on November 04, 2007, 08:13:12 am
Officer [ALS]jcstodds shouts [megaphone]: You killed that cow, now it's personal!!

Wahaha, cops are getting brutal...  :hah:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Marack on November 04, 2007, 08:39:28 am
AD :Selling Pizza whit "special" toppings
Person: We dont want your penis topped pizzas


LMFAO i was that person :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Watahell on November 04, 2007, 06:25:29 pm
Advertisement: the f**k does this do?, Contact: ...




Haahahahahahahahahah  :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol:
Posted on: November 02, 2007, 07:25:04 AM
OkiE alll hers a sever for 0.2.1 :D :) injoy dontforget to portfowerd!

Edit: Attachement deleted
Admin: Marc2984


Oh, what do we have here... the TCL imposter, no wonder.

Now on Topic:

/me SgtWata] washes Ryder's car
/me SgtWata] washes Austi's car
[TCL]Hayden: [TCL]SgtWata, this is not a carwashing server. .D
[TCL]SgtWata: lmao

...

[TCL]Wata(1) was frozen by admin Aragorn(4)
[TCL]Wata: wtf?
(crashes)
Aragorn: :) test
[TCL]Wata: :(


Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Carhartt on November 04, 2007, 06:28:54 pm


[TCL]Wata(1) was frozen by admin Aragorn(4)
[TCL]Wata: wtf?
(Stuntplane crashes)
Aragorn: :) test
[TCL]Wata: :(

LMFAO, i had to laugh so hard when i read it  :lol:
Title: Funny!
Post by: biker0077 on November 05, 2007, 08:43:38 am
I dont remember the names, but this wasnt on argonath eith lol, and o ya Biker07[HA] is back!!!!!!! YEAH! BOI!


ya well heres the basic idea what happened
i dont member the names


guy: someone raped me help police!
police: was he black?
guy: no but i got raped get him his name is blablabla
police: so hes not black?
guy:...no he was white
police: ....Walk it off.


haha it was funny as hell!!!!!!!!! :razz:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Maxy on November 06, 2007, 08:59:34 pm
That was me *Cough*
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Watahell on November 07, 2007, 10:13:17 pm
/me Wata] takes out some weed, and hands it to [NSt]Speaker.
/me Speaker] takes out some Dildo and hands it to [TCL]Wata.

LMAO :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Marack on November 08, 2007, 02:37:06 am
Person: Hold on im getting gay
Another Person: LMAO
Another Person2:OMG
Another Person3:I so screenied taht!
Another Person2: OMG i got to put that on Funny chatlogs!


Turns out he never did so i ahd to i was Person :P
Posted on: November 07, 2007, 08:36:34 PM
I meant to say Hold on getting gat :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Shifter on November 08, 2007, 05:44:01 am
Lol Dune, the chatlogs all posted in this section are from SAMP ingame itself. We only re-write the chatlogs to remove the unwanted stuff :).
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Duneseek on November 08, 2007, 06:03:37 am
Dangit, Oops  :conf: I'll delete mine..Well,It's true except for the aragorn one :D .
w/e, eh, sry lol i said i was bad at this  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: D!zzy on November 15, 2007, 06:47:01 am
lol lol lol lol just like me with freezy ....... we was joking almost always
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jay-Z on November 15, 2007, 06:14:03 pm
lol lol lol lol just like me with freezy ....... we was joking almost always


looooooool :lol: :rofl:  nice one  :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Claire on November 18, 2007, 06:44:37 pm
[Rstar]Petey:Hey there is 2 hole in here, with blood too!
Aragorn:Petey, you should to sex away from your monitor.
Raslman:lol
[TCL]Claire:lol, Im posting this on funny chat logs.
[Rstar]Petey: :)
Aragorn: :(
[TCL]Claire: :D

Another of Aragorn's Black joke was on me

[TCL]Claire: I can only be cadet in police station.
Aragorn: Born as cadet, die as cadet.
[TCL]Claire: Meanie
Aragorn: Claire you just experienced RON's black joke some people dont even make it after this.
[TCL]Claire: So I should avoid your black joke from now on.
Aragorn: Claire you cheat?
[TCL]Claire: Umm.....
Aragorn: She need to think, its not usual question for her.
[TCL]Claire: Your trying to trick me.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Petey on November 19, 2007, 09:07:04 am
claire u missed one line :D

it should be

[Rstar]Petey:Hey there is 2 hole in here, with blood too!
Aragorn:Petey, you should to sex away from your monitor.
[Rstar]Petey: Tell that to claire :)
Raslman:lol
[TCL]Claire:lol, Im posting this on funny chat logs.
[Rstar]Petey: :)
Aragorn: :(
[TCL]Claire: :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Claire on November 19, 2007, 05:44:28 pm
I didnt want to get involved Petey XD
Posted on: November 19, 2007, 09:10:54 AM
We were playing just like normal then the server crashed.

All the players: Hey wtf

Aragorn:test :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Protonkid on November 19, 2007, 07:42:33 pm
Aragorn likes that kind of stuff. Good I haven't met him ingame :P I have only seen Legolas directing to me once, on the question about the passport... quietness...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Watahell on November 19, 2007, 07:44:05 pm
This one is old, I can't remember exactly who said what, but:

(I was going to get my passport and license back at city hall when 0.2.2 opened as main server)

Gandalf: Ok, I gave you the passport and the license back, is there something more I can do for you?
[TCL]Wata[SA]: You forgot my license...
Person1: /s Ey WATA! Move it!
Person2: Wata GOGOGO
Person3: omg whats taking so long?
(2 minutes later, getting harassed)
[TCL]Wata[SA]: errr Ronnel?
Gandalf: Oh sorry I was distracted.

LOOOOOL
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Claire on November 21, 2007, 05:29:31 am
Tony_Montana: We have Petay hostage, 20k or he dies!
[Rstar]Petey:Whos Petay?
Hafford:a ugly bastard.
[Rstar]Petey:Ok, thats not me.

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Protonkid on November 21, 2007, 02:39:17 pm
/me is a Taxi driver

A guy enters.
Mark_Proton: Where to?
The guy: Kidnap me.
Mark_Proton: i beg you pardon?
The guy: Kidnap me.



I had serious problems with kidnapped, there was a case I posted before, when i tried to pay off the hostage with a credit card.



Chasing after a suspect

The suspect (on a bike): You'll never catch me alive!!!

BANG! He is killed.




Another bike case.

Unit1: 10-24, we got a suspect moving at aproximately 90 miles per hour, over.
Unit2: Oh shit, the street is too narrow!!!, over.
Unit3: 10-4, what the suspect is driving, over.
Unit2: A BMX.

P.S. All admins were offline, just "passers by" were online.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Aragorn on November 22, 2007, 02:03:40 pm
Another of Aragorn's Black joke was on me

Claire actually forum warning...
If you quote someone please quote it correct... As the talk you posted had a very different point... And words from me were also very different...
Posted on: November 21, 2007, 02:50:35 PM
Cops........  :hah:

Gandalf (police radio): roger, Over
Elrond: Don’t know what that means, but I heard cops saying it on TV
Aragorn: roger?
Elrond: No, 10-4
Aragorn: the same as roger
Gandalf (police radio): I have a 419 in 340 for 10-3 is that clear, Over.
Aragorn (police radio): what the fuck was that?, Over.


[TCL]Emilio shouts: last time I will say!!
[TCL]Emilio shouts: gimme your damn money or I will go!!
Aragorn says: better go : )
[TCL]Emilio shouts: ok!!!
[TCL]Emilio shouts: bye!!


Raslman: im put my application on ARPD forum 2 weeks ago
Aragorn: then they watch you Raslman
Raslman: SAURONS


Aragorn: Marcel you have 80k?
[TB]Marcel: in $$$?
[TB]Marcel: or virtual


[Rstar]Shifter: Oh no….the lag monster has me
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: VMNT on November 22, 2007, 02:56:50 pm
Gandalf (police radio): roger, Over
Elrond: Don’t know what that means, but I heard cops saying it on TV
Aragorn: roger?
Elrond: No, 10-4
Aragorn: the same as roger
Gandalf (police radio): I have a 419 in 340 for 10-3 is that clear, Over.
Aragorn (police radio): what the fuck was that?, Over.





So what is a "419 in 340 for 10-3"?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Hyper on November 22, 2007, 03:23:54 pm
Lol :rofl: probably some made up code xD
'Gandalfs code'
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Hei2 on November 22, 2007, 05:49:33 pm
Panda_Solonik and Ivan_Solonik run into SF Church and /confess.
Ivan_Solonik: We're innocent men again!
Cop walks in and kills Ivan.
Ivan_Solonik: Omg, that cop killed me in the church when I was innocent.
GeneralLee: That's just wrong...
Ivan_Solonik: I want $100 for medical payments or I'm suing LSPD!
Panda_Solonik: + $10 for the cheap councillor!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on November 26, 2007, 11:55:51 pm
O M G  lool......  :hah:

Chase_Montana: When i grow
Chase_Montana: I want to be a firetruck


..........


On admins chat...
Razor_Sicilian: ffs, my game is crap
Marc2984: but you can smell it razor?
Razor_Sicilian: Smell?
Marc2984: the crap.


..........


On admins chat...
Hafford: Stop putting words in Marc's mouth Razor.
Razor_Sicilian: Hafford lol
Marc2984: better words then something else
Hafford: Like what Marc?
(Feel free to answer..)


..........


On admins chat...
Hafford: Don't trust ATRPD They're commmunists


..........


[TB]Marcel: hmmmmm im not drunk after 5 beer?
Nicholas_Angel: hardman


..........

Razor_Sicilian: Im sweet (The Grove Original)
Nicholas_Angel: im sweater

..........


[GSF]seskom: hank i am happy u didnt say hi to dogmatic
[GSF]seskom: because when admins say hi they will kick or ban

..........

Vice911: we gonna rp soon...
Vice911: wana join claire?


..........

On admins chat...
[WS]Hyper: I said, im not dev, i cant
[WS]Hyper: he said: ur a admin 'talk with the server then'


..........


PM from [GSF]Jess: Lets kill you :P


..........


On admins chat...
(Bad weather - Rain - Niall setted the bad Weather)
Jnn: my car is wrecked, you're gonna pay it Niall :P


..........


playaH says: wait
playaH says: ur bleeding sir
Razor_Sicilian says: nah
Razor_Sicilian says: its just ketchup
playaH says: what were you doing here
Razor_Sicilian says: I work here
playaH says: Can i follow you?
Razor_Sicilian says: lol no thanks
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: GodFather on November 27, 2007, 09:46:40 am
Dont remember names though....


Player1:Did you ever flyed a plane?
Player2:Yeah but only passenger...
Player1:Yeah but i flyed it as pilot
Player2:Really? How?Where???
Player1:well its not difficult to fly it....
Player2:What do you need to do?
Player1: Run a simulator game.... XD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Watti on November 27, 2007, 12:09:04 pm
007 Please dont Post Admin Chat Mate
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Indigo on November 27, 2007, 12:43:05 pm
007 Please dont Post Admin Chat Mate

Watti, is that bad?  :conf: coz this topic is about funny chatlogs, not flame or something... ;)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Watti on November 27, 2007, 12:46:55 pm
Cause its Admin chat... of cos.. its Realy Against the Rules to Post Any thing from Admin Chat
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Andre9977 on November 27, 2007, 02:40:06 pm
I've done it once, I got warned by Marc for it, so I removed them as quick as I could so Aragorn couldn't see  :roll:

I don't see the point of this "Rule" for really FUNNY Chats, what don't reveal anything from Admin stuff...

Yeah, where is my forum SAMP Admin Status? :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jnn on November 27, 2007, 03:07:48 pm
007 Please dont Post Admin Chat Mate

If you haven't noticed, there is "admin humour" page on website also.
So, as long as it doesn't involve admin-only material, it's ok. :)

Well, maybe 007 should remove "on admins chat" from top of the logs if it's so big deal.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Protonkid on November 27, 2007, 06:38:33 pm
TODAY I GOT MY PASSPORT!!!! :hurray: :banana: :banana:

Well anyway:

Edit: Images removed, please post them in text
Admin: Marc2984
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Hyper on November 27, 2007, 06:50:49 pm
First of all; post them not as pictures. And whats so funny about the second and third one? :trust:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Protonkid on November 27, 2007, 06:54:04 pm
Well first, nobody's gonna believe they are real. Second... Everyone says hi to Daniel.  :neutral:
Posted on: November 27, 2007, 06:53:26 PM
Oh yeah, I have a vid about how I ran you over, now uploading, check the movie section shortly.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Decy on November 28, 2007, 07:06:59 pm
I've done it once, I got warned by Marc for it, so I removed them as quick as I could so Aragorn couldn't see  :roll:

Well, he's seen now HAHA!  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jaaskaa on December 01, 2007, 07:27:29 am
In the old time of [FBI]

While waiting for a deal bust :
********** : Deal !
[FBI]Jaaskaa : GO ! GO ! GO !
[FBI]Trujilo : Got to wait for the deal
[FBI]Jaaskaa : Look up there boss damn !!
[FBI]Trujilo : Did you took screens ?
[FBI]Jaaskaa : What a question ...
[FBI]Trujilo : So let's go closer
[FBI]Jaaskaa : Deal !
[FBI]Trujilo : GO !

Not confusing job heh ...

Ryder_Corleone : Once again, Argonath SWAT save SERVER from the crime
Laza : Swat is a joke

10 min later : Laza was killed by Ryder ...

[GSF]Darren : anto youre laggin like f**k

Dark_Corleone : DRIB STOP F*CKING SUSPECTING ME
HQ: All Unit APB: Reporter : Drib
HQ:Crime: Hitting cop, Suspect: Dark_Corleone

Panchox : How capture fuel ?
[TMR]Claire : Capture fuel ?
[AV]Xcasion : Go to gas station and type /fillup
[FBI]Jaaskaa : lol

Advertissement : need a car not kidnappers, Contact Wayne ph:****
(In local chat)***** : He didn't said anything about kidrapers ....
(In loacl chat)[FBI]Jaaskaa: I heard you ...

*While taking a picture of Claire in jail*
[TMR]Claire : I don't like pictures
[FBI]Trujilo shouts: comong smile !
[FBIc]Hell : That will show her
-Lombro walks in-
[FBI]Lombro : Hi girl, u find the bathroom ?
[TMR]Claire : no

****** : Kidnapping again ?
Alexi : Yes, a jet

Ad : dirty harry is a pussy watch me clean up LS !!! Contact Iggy_Solonik ph:****

Somedude : How I pay money ?

-During a tactical training-
[FBI]Trujilo : The most important is to survive
[FBI]Jaaskaa : Oooops.....

Speaker : Wanna be my b*tch ?
[AV]Rabbit : If you want me, you gotta kidnap me

-We are 8 fbi in 3 cars in row-
Fatsal : Guys :D How do I report a criminal
[FBI]cDa : You tell us who it is and we go get him :D

R4ZOR_Sicilian : Grrrr
[FBI]Jaaskaa : Rawr !
[FBI]cDa : Miao
random dude : You speak portuguese ?

Speaker : No boobs here
Speaker : noobs* !!
local : We know what he is thinking about ... one busy hand

-Local chat-
[FBI]Hell89 : I don't know how many gangs I've been in
[FBI]Jaaskaa : You told me about 9 yesterday
[FBI]Hell89 : ah
[FBI]Jaaskaa : Owned

-After chasing a car, I see it is empty... usual bug...-
Police radio [FBI]Jaaskaa : The car is stopped... empty... Gonna fine the engine, over

[DoA]R4ZOR : YOU DEAD !! YOU ALL DEAD !!!
[FBI]Jaaskaa : So shut ur razor up

Few second after he keep going :
[FBI]Jaaskaa : Last chance !!
[DoA]R4ZOR : Last chance to what ?
pm to ****** : To drop the soap ...

This one is not a chatlog but appear on one screen :
[FBI]Trujilo /kill/ [DoA]R4ZOR
John_Hafford/kill/[FBI]Trujilo

admins online :
John_Hafford
[FBI]Trujilo
[DoA]R4ZOR

hurm ----- lol ???

Finaly :

Somedude : OMG I'm in FBI Files... I'm sure I'm sure
[FBI]Castor : Not of ur biz
[FBI]Trujilo : Top secret
somedude : Can I see FBI files ?
[FBI]Jaaskaa : No
somedude : why ?
[FBI]Trujilo : Top secret
somedude : what is top secret
somedude : Tell ME YOU MOTHERF*CKER !
somedude was put under banana rule by [FBI]Trujilo
[FBI]Trujilo : Stop flaming and STOP ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT FBI !

Those case are now public but weren't before ... that's why they never got published before...


Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Claire on December 01, 2007, 08:28:35 am
Ahhh [TMR]Claire takes me back, first clan I was in

And that was rude, you guys brought me in then when I asked where was bathroom you said "The corner"
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Alsatian on December 01, 2007, 11:06:09 am
darth drib: admiral fyarr, is the car ready?
admiral fyarr: yes sir we will be in range soon!
stormtrooper 1 (whisper): hey joe were we attacking?
joe (whisper): dunno, man, i dunno
admiral fyarr: we are ready sir
darth drib: good, soon the Corleones will be aniallated!

5 min later

darth dirb: DRIVE BY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
all stormtroopers: fire (pchew,pchew,boom)
corleone: oh shit it is the drib side!

5 mins later
darth dirb: muhahahahaha the Corleones are defeated!!!!!!

on the drib star..........

aragron: thrown down ure baseball bat darth
darth drib: you underestimate the power of the drib side aragorn, now i am the hoodleader

they fight..........

Claire: Aragorn!!!!!!!!!!!
Aragorn: run claire! run!!!!!
Aragorn: if u strike me down i will be a better gangsta then u could ever.....
darth drib: oh shut up! (strike him down), muahahahaha
claire: no!!!!!!!!!! (get in dribs car, drives off)
darth drib: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, she took my car, no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thanks for watching  :D

CREDITS  :D

Darth drib: drib
Obi Wan: Aragorn
Princess leah: claire
luke skywalker: died, shot by the east side rebels  :bye:
Joe: himself
stormtrooper: ????????
admiral fyarr: my puppy flippy

thank u!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :lol:


Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Claire on December 01, 2007, 11:07:43 am
Drib, seriously, this is funny chat not for the stupid chat that you made up.

Funny chat from in game Drib.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Alsatian on December 01, 2007, 11:23:29 am
Ok sorry, i thought u make it up or sometin, my bad
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Obi1 on December 01, 2007, 07:23:18 pm
2 things to say here. Claire stop giving Drib a hard time all over the forums, and no. 2 Obi Wan = Aragorn?!?!?!  :cry: im being replaced
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Anto on December 01, 2007, 08:26:25 pm
yes claire i have also clearly noticed your somewhat insulting comments to Drib over the forum topics, as an admin i cannot and shall not let you carry on with this, my advise is to stop now, if i continue to see them, i will send a report

Regards, Anto
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Aragorn on December 02, 2007, 01:34:40 am
aragron: thrown down ure baseball bat darth
darth drib: you underestimate the power of the drib side aragorn, now i am the hoodleader

they fight..........

Claire: Aragorn!!!!!!!!!!!
Aragorn: run claire! run!!!!!
Aragorn: if u strike me down i will be a better gangsta then u could ever.....

Never had such a situation... Next time check which nick was exactly.. And if "Aragron" - inform admins about imposter...
The same goes to Claire and Darth
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Shifter on December 02, 2007, 11:16:16 am
Never had such a situation... Next time check which nick was exactly.. And if "Aragron" - inform admins about imposter...
The same goes to Claire and Darth
Those funny chatlogs where made up by Darth Drib.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Alsatian on December 03, 2007, 08:33:49 am
sorry yeh i did make up, thought u was aloud to, wont happen again sos  ;)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Knoothead on December 06, 2007, 01:28:02 pm
[Rstar]Petey: (8) dam that ron again
Aragorn (4) has joined the server
[Rstar]Petey: (8) Oh hi ron :)
[TCL]Claire: (5) lol
Knoot_Solonik: (0) hahah

So funny ;)
Aragorn joined like 0.1 seconds after Petey said that^^
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Petey on December 07, 2007, 09:17:15 am
that was a couple of weeks ago lol... but i remember that... i was asking him a question.. then he crashed.. lol...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Claire on December 08, 2007, 11:23:19 pm
Scotty: Hey admins can you make it dark?
(In announcement) Scotty is dark!!

Everyone: lol
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: scotty181 on December 09, 2007, 12:37:54 am
i crashed while lauging at that ¬¬
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Trix on December 09, 2007, 02:06:23 am
Trix:Haldir How come you never crash ?

[ALS]Jctodds:His computer is too shit to handle a crash

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Luca_Scalise on December 09, 2007, 09:50:36 am
[Rstar]Shifter: Downloading naughty pictures again Claire?
[TCL]Claire: I have enough of those
[TCL]Claire: I licked my routed and the router is mad at me now
[TCL]Claire: Kicked*
Luca_Scalise: AHAHA
[Rstar]Shifter: .....i licked..
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dave on December 09, 2007, 05:08:50 pm
007 Please dont Post Admin Chat Mate
check near the start of the topic, RON posted stuff from the admin chat
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Indigo on December 09, 2007, 05:36:07 pm
007 Please dont Post Admin Chat Mate

Does main Devs can post theyr opinion about this rule, coz I couldn't find it anywhere.. :/
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Watahell on December 16, 2007, 03:39:00 pm
NitrOx_Stracci: this car lol
NitrOx_Stracci: uranus
[H2K]Marc2984: your anus?
Carhartt: :D:D

____________


(Luca starts spectating me)
Luca_Scalise(5) shouts: WATA, I'M YOUR CONSCIENCE!!
[TCL]Watahell(1) shouts: :O!!
Luca_Scalise(5) shouts: KILL THEM!!
Luca_Scalise(5) shouts: WITH A CHAINSAW!!
[TCL]Watahell(1) shouts: OMFG!!
Luca_Scalise(5) shouts: EAT THEIR STOMATCH!!
Luca_Scalise(5) shouts: BUT BECOME A KILLER, I'M YOUR COUSCIENCE!!
Luca_Scalise(5) shouts: AND I COMMAND YOU TO KILL THEM!!
[TCL]Watahell(1) shouts: LOLOLOLOL!!
Luca_Scalise(5) says: ok its enough :D

____________


*Watahell pokes money on Jnn's ass
You sent Jnn 1$
You sent Jnn 1$
You sent Jnn 1$
You sent Jnn 1$
You sent Jnn 1$
You sent Jnn 1$
You sent Jnn 1$
You received 7$ from Jnn
[TCL]Watahell: lol
Jnn: I just farted them back :F
[TCL]Watahell: LMAO

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Luca_Scalise on December 16, 2007, 04:13:28 pm
LoL well, we were almost alone on the server  :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Protonkid on December 19, 2007, 08:39:24 am
Wataheaven: Yo, who is this?
Wataheaven: Watasmell.
Watahell: lol, watasmell.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Andre9977 on December 20, 2007, 06:38:08 pm
Does main Devs can post theyr opinion about this rule, coz I couldn't find it anywhere.. :/
Admin Forums...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Fatboy_Rob on December 31, 2007, 01:24:13 am
This was during the 1st IRL race at montgomery in the pits.

[TCL]Hayden: Gandalf, you have a flat screen too?
Gandalf: Yea, after the car ran it over :D

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Obi1 on December 31, 2007, 10:04:38 pm
This is what Vael was trying to say:
Shifter: surrender cheesus
cheesus: wot if i dont?
Shifter: then ill kill u
cheesus: then try
.; cheesus was killed by Officer Shifter

 :rofl:

Omfg this was back in june and Cheesus was me... sorry for the bump but i didnt realise i was in funny chatlogs
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jaaskaa on January 03, 2008, 06:56:55 am
James_Hetfield(12) 28 stop lagging ffs

---------

Civilan on drug boat: AFK
(I'm just beside him, pick up my deagle, suspect him and wait)
Civilan : Back ... WTF ???
Me : Ur under arrest
Civilan has surrended, cuff him

*A clear and sweet job and since I was beside him and almost suspecting him already ... Nothing wrong
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Anto on January 04, 2008, 03:36:10 am
Someguy: Hey ron remember me man, im old player from MTA!
Aragorn: No
Aragorn : I only remember idiots
Otherguy(5) has joined the server.
Otherguy: Heyy RON REMEMBER ME MAN1!!1?
Aragorn: Sure i remember you  :)

 :lol:

Anto
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: lionz on January 04, 2008, 09:13:58 am
Bob_Sagel(ID:10) was reported by Aleo(ID:8) for this player has humor
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: rJCaiG on January 04, 2008, 11:26:07 am
just letting admins know, humour from the admin chat IS allowed, as long as it contains no top secret stuff (you know what i mean ;)) keep them up guys
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Luca_Scalise on January 05, 2008, 07:45:48 am
PM from drdouble(14): Send me 100 Dollars! If not a plane will crash into your car!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: LillMumin on January 05, 2008, 07:55:34 am
PM from drdouble(14): Send me 100 Dollars! If not a plane will crash into your car!


haha he sended that to mee many times too ^^
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Hyper on January 05, 2008, 12:10:53 pm
PM from drdouble(14): Send me 100 Dollars! If not a plane will crash into your car!

 me to xDDD
he must have had all the cars gathered in one place xDD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Anto on January 05, 2008, 05:16:06 pm
Anto:/gotols/me appears at LSPD
Pm from Vain(4): whAT HACKS DO YOU USE :DD
Pm sent to Vain(4): What hacks do YOU use???
Pm from Vain: HACKS EW HAXCKS WEBSITE SOBEIT
Pm sent to Vain(4): Enjoy your ban :)
Anto: /ban 4 hacks, www.argonathrpg.eu/forum for unban request
SERVER: Invalid ID

 :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Carhartt on January 05, 2008, 06:23:52 pm
Anto:/gotols/me appears at LSPD
Pm from Vain(4): whAT HACKS DO YOU USE :DD
Pm sent to Vain(4): What hacks do YOU use???
Pm from Vain: HACKS EW HAXCKS WEBSITE SOBEIT
Pm sent to Vain(4): Enjoy your ban :)
Anto: /ban 4 hacks, www.argonathrpg.eu/forum for unban request
SERVER: Invalid ID

 :lol:

LOL  :lol: I had to roar with laughter when i read it.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: UberPwner on January 06, 2008, 02:42:07 am
From a While Back

[DoA]Shifter: Im Lagging Like A Peanut!
[DoA]UberPwner: Do Peanuts lag?

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Anto on January 06, 2008, 08:37:29 am
LOL  :lol: I had to roar with laughter when i read it.

 :D  :lol:
yeah in admin chat about 10 admins were laughing their ass off.

 :cowb:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: The_Wolf on January 11, 2008, 08:23:31 am
Some guy:Tell me how to make a server?
[WS]TheLegend:Do /makeserver
Some guy:Now what it said Server:unknown command , is it done ?
[WS]TheLegend:Yes now come give me 5k for that.

 
 whoa ...  :lol: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Hyper on January 11, 2008, 09:09:27 am
[WS]Obi1: Im sueing Stracci!!!
Razor: Why?
[WS]Obi1: Their ganghouse made my left wing fall off
Razor: Good! Good! SUE them!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jaaskaa on January 11, 2008, 09:24:14 am
Watahel : Jaaskaa the wise
Me : Well ... better than to be called Jaaskaa the fool
----------------------------------------
A guy :  I have a big trout
Another : Me too I want a big trout
Jaaskaa : Because you have a small one ?
----------------------------------------
A guy : Mr FBI mr FBI I was shot
Me : So ?
A guy : Well arrest the guy who shot me
Me : Who was it ?
A guy : Huh ... I don't know :(
------------------------------------------
A suspect : You have no right to suspect me in weed field
Me : Go read Aragorn rules on How to RP
Suspect : STFU noob
Me : No noob here
Suspect : Yes, you
Me : And you, ur going to jail
Suspect : No f...... noob
(I point a deagle to his face)
Me : Are you sure
Suspected surrended, hold your fire and cuff him
--------------------------------------------
A dude : Jaaskaa have erectile problems
Same dude : It's a joke he don't
Me : No, but I don't go hard for you
--------------------------------------------
While talking with someone on the highway today :
A random dude : Watahel ?
Me : He is not here, he is somewhere in LS
The dude : Oh okay
Then he left
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: The_Wolf on January 11, 2008, 10:38:03 am
Hahaha Jaaskaa :D nice ones ... soon i will post more of my funny adventures :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Watahell on January 11, 2008, 06:08:34 pm
Browsing some old Screenies:

Vu4eca says: I want do realize my dream ((this part I dont really remember exactly what he said))
[Rstar]Luca says: Have sex with a turtle in a dumpster?

 :lol:

_____________

[TCL]Dogmatic: (0) /report 10 ramming like a fucking moron
[TCL]Dogmatic: p OOPS!?

 :lol:

_____________

After running around punching me and saying a lot of crap:

Professor: (10) admins plss tell watahell to give me money plsss
[SG]Omri: (28) Profferser lMAO
[TCL]cDa: (4) xD
[TCL]Watahell: (5) funny chatlogs rofl
[TCL]Watahell(5) you were warned by [ALS]Daaan(21) for not giving professor money

 :rofl:

Note: Professor was using a granny skin. Who could it be? :roll: :D

_____________

cDa in xmas:

[TCL]cDa(10) says: drop by lspd gift time

At LSPD...

[TCL]cDa(13) gave  new luca scalise underpants to [TCL]Watahell(9)

:rofl:

_____________

In the PD car...

[TCL]Watahell(15) says: rodriguez I thought u were SFPD captain lol
Rodriguez(20) says: i am :D
[TCL]Watahell(15) says: then wat u doing in LS o.O
Rodriguez(20) says: wanking
Rodriguez(20) says: :)
[TCL]Watahell (15) says: Good, then let Mr. Wanker here drive :D

:D

_____________

To end up, with a classic:

On Police Radio:

Wayne(27): there is alot of hammerhead sharks on sea, be warned., Over.
Gandalf(18): I thought they were dickhead sharks, Over.
Wayne(27): LOL, Over.
Frank_Tenpenny(9): lol gandalf, Over.
Wayne(27): do they ejaculate?, Over.

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: The_Wolf on January 11, 2008, 06:22:19 pm
LmaO Wata :D theese are good :) and the one with Luca was really nice . Ahahahaha soon i will post some too
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Obi1 on January 11, 2008, 07:28:20 pm
[WS]Obi1: sh****t!!!! Lance how the f**k can u own my house?!??!!
[WS]Hyper: OMG!!! wtf, did he trick you?
[TCL]watahell: lol
[SG]lance erm.. i bought it off [AV]ghost a while back
[WS]Obi1: Well it says u own it?!??!
[WS]Obi1: *Walks to the neighbouring house*
[WS]Obi1: Oh sorry nvm, Wrong house  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Fatboy_Rob on January 11, 2008, 07:45:56 pm
(http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z239/rob_loves_hot_moms/Untitled-10.jpg)

 :rofl: :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: The_Wolf on January 11, 2008, 08:56:00 pm
[WS]TheLegend:(9) Wata wth is pr0n ?!
[TCL]Watahell:(i dont remember) pr0n means porn
[WS]TheLegend:(9) LOL its funny now that i know what it means
    :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Watahell on January 11, 2008, 09:15:26 pm
[TCL]Watahell: but Marc u have to agree that austi is hot
[TCL]Watahell: dont deny it :(
[Rstar]Marc2984: yes of course
[Rstar]Marc2984: when he steps on fire

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: The_Wolf on January 11, 2008, 09:25:02 pm
An officers pointes a gun at me for danicng at his car:
Somecadet:STOP DANICNG AND GET OFF MY CAR!
me:*step of the car and start dancing infront of it*'
Somecadet:STOP DANCING AT LAST!
*4 more cadets come and start aiming at me*
[WS]TheLegend(14)said: Shake that ass Dancer!
*all of the cadets started danicing with me*
 ROFLMAO i just remembered that thing :D  :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: cDa on January 11, 2008, 10:00:58 pm
cDa in xmas:

[TCL]cDa(10) says: drop by lspd gift time

At LSPD...

[TCL]cDa(13) gave  new luca scalise underpants to [TCL]Watahell(9)

:rofl:


I ment to be pants with lucas picture on em lol, antos picture inspired me heheh
/me thinks Luca is goin to hunt him now...  :roll:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Rodriguez on January 11, 2008, 10:25:01 pm
Freddy_Pulaski(2)  Shouts: HaAhahahahaaha
Carbon_Corleone(11) kisses Franks feet
Frank_Tenpenny(27) Eats a donut
Carbon_Corleone(11) Says: Prick :D
Carbon_Corleone(11) Says: ahahaahahaha
Frank_Tenmpenny(27): Says: Whom you called a prick, yellow ass

later...

Carbon_Corleone: (11) Frank_Tenpenny = Black Ass
Rodriguez: (2) :O
Frank_Tenpenny: (27) Oh, you saw it when you were kissing it?
Rodriguez: (2) HAHAHAAHHAHA!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: John_Vaughan on January 13, 2008, 03:11:12 am
From a While Back

[DoA]Shifter: Im Lagging Like A Peanut!
[DoA]UberPwner: Do Peanuts lag?



Remembers me of Old days, When I was in DoA too, [DoA]John_117, Oh, Old days, Now gone, when I had 3 weeks/1 month at Argonath :( :bye:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Carhartt on January 13, 2008, 09:38:52 pm
Luciano opened a new gang and asked everybody around 5 times if he/she wants to join.

[ASG]Luciano: Haldir do you wanna jkoin ASG Atztecas Street Gang ?
[WS]Hyper: LOL
[Rstar]Carhartt: lol
Haldir: No thank you
[Rstar]xcasio: lol

_________________________

[WS]Hyper: noob
[WS]Hyper: :O
[WS]Hyper: lol
PRICE: who is noobs ?

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jaaskaa on January 14, 2008, 03:00:26 am
A cadet pull me over a few days ago

Cadet : Who are you ?
*I get off of the Rancher*
Jaaskaa : Do it really matter ?
Cadet : Oh sorry sir ... Can I use your car ?
Jaaskaa : No
----------------------------------
A guy that I won't name : I'm drunk
Jaaskaa : So ?
The guy : Suspect me for drunk driving
Jaaskaa : I'm not a cop
The guy : Well you have a blue name
Jaaskaa : And after a dive in the lake in winter, my lips are blue, do it mean that they are cops ?
----------------------------------

More to come when I see more weird things ... Hey wait I got something almost funny here :

Jess hit me and then go out of the building
Jaaskaa : Jess, bad girl
Jessica_Fernando : Lol
Jessica_Fernando : Bite me
Jaaskaa : Sure
--------------------------------------
Somedude : Jasska
I don't answer
Somedude : JAASKA
I don't answer
Somedude : JAASKAA !!!!!!!!
Jaaskaa :What ? Why are you yelling like this ?
Somedude : It's the 3rd time I ask for you
Jaaskaa : No, only the first one, learn to write names properly or call me Kolta ...
(I get called Jasska or Jaskaa or Jaakaa or Jaaska very very often lol .... J .. a...a...s...k...a...a.. not too hard no ?)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: The_Wolf on January 14, 2008, 07:38:32 am
jAAskAA i decided to pm u once ingame and when i had to read your name i crashed with my police cruiser...I had to read it 4 times til i write it regulary :) :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jaaskaa on January 14, 2008, 03:41:33 pm
Then call me Kolta (Not the wise please, I would feel like Gandalf and I don't want to be impersonating anyone :p) ...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Marack on January 15, 2008, 05:06:28 am
(http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t258/Marack05/lolporn.jpg)

lol
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Serpico on January 15, 2008, 07:49:42 pm
[OFF]Valamanjak(29) was frozen by admin aREOX(9)
[OFF]Valamanjak: YOU ARE ADMIN?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: The_Wolf on January 15, 2008, 08:26:57 pm
GiacJr:Now we will do the training
A few minutes later,when Giac realized his car is empty:
GiacJr:Where the fuck did my cadet go?
[WS]TheLegend:Haha its nice to do a training without a cadet :D.
     :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: 9r2e5i3k on January 16, 2008, 12:18:05 am
ADVERTISEMENT: You religious bastards !!  I hope you die, contact Hetfield(32)

***

Klibbnisse(20): This is unit 20, setting up a roadblock in the middle of nowhere for no reason at all, Over.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Marack on January 16, 2008, 02:35:08 am
PM's lol


(i was talking about austi and BJ's)
Public chat: Me: Does Austi have a webcam?
PM from **********:Do you really wanna do that?
PM to **********: Ya.
PM from **********: Lemme ask one question out of curiosity.
PM to **********:Sure, wait were talking about webcams right?
PM from **********: I mean, Having BJs with Austi Via Webcam?
PM to **********: No! WTF's your problem?!!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jaaskaa on January 16, 2008, 06:55:33 am
Too many stuffs but one that I remember right now

Lionz was playing a crazy men
[Rstar]Lionz says : Hugunjegn
Jaaskaa_Kolta says : Anyone here speaks german ?

-------------------------
Again today ... the same old story with my name :
[TCL]Marack[TS] : Jaskaa
[TCL]Marack[TS] : Jaaska
[TCL]Marack[TS] : JAASKAA
Jaaskaa_Kolta : WHAT ?
[TCL]Marack[TS] : Hi! :D
-------------------------
A random dude begins to ram me and then I go out of the rancher
He start punching me
Jaaskaa_Kolta (p) : No ramming and no dming, this is not a deathmatch or a cops and robbers server
Random dude : Suspect me
Jaaskaa_Kolta (p) : Well find something RP, think a bit
*A bit later*
Jaaskaa_Kolta (p): Can we get a wonderful : Go read the rules  please ?
Jaaskaa_Kolta (p) : Seem that I'll have to do it manualy
Jaaskaa_Kolta (p) : Go read the rules http://www.argonathrpg.eu 
***So next time it happens to you, be patient and explain them that it is a rp server / then report them and tell them to go see the rules :D ***
--------------------------
*Justin is on my car roof*
Jaaskaa_Kolta (m) : Last warning, get down or we are gonna ride to hell
*Justin don't get off*
*We ride and he fall* ...
-------------------------
More and more to come
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: 3dmonkey3000 on January 16, 2008, 07:25:03 am

A random dude begins to ram me and then I go out of the rancher
He start punching me
Jaaskaa_Kolta (p) : No ramming and no dming, this is not a deathmatch or a cops and robbers server
Random dude : Suspect me
Jaaskaa_Kolta (p) : Well find something RP, think a bit
*A bit later*
Jaaskaa_Kolta (p): Can we get a wonderful : Go read the rules  please ?
Jaaskaa_Kolta (p) : Seem that I'll have to do it manualy
Jaaskaa_Kolta (p) : Go read the rules http://www.argonathrpg.eu 
***So next time it happens to you, be patient and explain them that it is a rp server / then report them and tell them to go see the rules :D ***
Was that XtraSforza?? If so, That was Me!!!! My in Game name is XtraSforza.. I remember doing that :)

lol..
It was soo fun :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jaaskaa on January 16, 2008, 07:45:38 am
Quote
Was that XtraSforza?? If so, That was Me!!!! My in Game name is XtraSforza.. I remember doing that

lol..
It was soo fun

Hum ... Usualy I don't put things that could humiliate someone .... But thanks for doing it by urself ... Actualy, it wasn't fun but was funny in some way ...
And yes it was you
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Anto on January 18, 2008, 07:03:18 pm
[Rstar]Anto says: Last chance, admit or i ban you...
Ahmed says: Ok, ban me then
*Anto is just about to type /ban 5 mulitple accounts.. you asked for a ban
Ahmed says : WAIT DNT BAN ME PLZ I ADMIT!!1
[Rstar]Anto says: ......
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Rodriguez on January 18, 2008, 07:39:51 pm
i warned yoshi ( same IP as Ahmed ) for that like 500 times too,

[NS]Speaker: knife cant cut through metal :P
Young_Buck: Pick Lock
Dr0om_Solonik: you could stick it in the keyhole
Rodriguez: And then waht Droom?
Rodriguez: You think a lock will magically open when you stick something into it?
Young_Buck: Im Free!
Rodriguez: Oke i will stick my dick into the bank-lock
Rodriguez: See if i will get 40 Million
[NS]Speaker: LMAO that was clever
[WS]Hyper: hwhahahwwhhwah
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: John_Vaughan on January 18, 2008, 08:16:30 pm
PM's lol


(i was talking about austi and BJ's)
Public chat: Me: Does Austi have a webcam?
PM from **********:Do you really wanna do that?
PM to **********: Ya.
PM from **********: Lemme ask one question out of curiosity.
PM to **********:Sure, wait were talking about webcams right?
PM from **********: I mean, Having BJs with Austi Via Webcam?
PM to **********: No! WTF's your problem?!!

Bwahahahahaha it was me!!! :rofl: :lol:

You know you want to have blowjobs with Austi via Webcam... :razz: :lol: :rofl:

jk :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Trix on January 20, 2008, 12:43:10 pm
I pm'd someone because I thought i may know him.

(trix)pm'd danny_x: what country are you from ?

(danny_x)pm'd me:Im out side LSPD

---------------------------------------
I just remembered another one(may not be exact words), it was a long time ago..

player: Dont tell
me: what ?
player: I drove greenwood up ur arse
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: LillMumin on January 20, 2008, 12:43:44 pm
I pm'd someone because I thought i may know him.

(trix)pm'd danny_x: what country are you from ?

(danny_x)pm'd me:Im out side LSPD


hahaahhaaahhahaa
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Freedom on January 20, 2008, 03:27:58 pm
ADVERTISEMENT: Buying unowned Jester for 500$, Contact Zun_Collins(21)
[WS]Hyper: (5) ZUN
Dark_Phoneix: (3) ZUN!
[GSF]Ramke: (13) ZUn!!!
[WS]Hyper: (5) ZUN, Dont buy a car!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: The_Wolf on January 20, 2008, 03:43:50 pm
:rofl: hahahahaha he should have bought a car LMAO
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Anto on January 20, 2008, 09:56:29 pm
Pm from Sgt_Bart(12): pls i need 12000
Pm sent:....



Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Seskom on January 20, 2008, 10:44:50 pm
ok today i was sitting on CJ house roof and said in mainchat

me:i am soo boored is somebody RP ing too?
someguy(i forgot name): uhm is this RP server?

lol
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Trix on January 20, 2008, 11:12:31 pm
Pm from Sgt_Bart(12): pls i need 12000
Pm sent:....





he asked me for 10k aswell :S
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Donvalley on January 23, 2008, 12:17:04 pm
GiacJr:Now we will do the training
A few minutes later,when Giac realized his car is empty:
GiacJr:Where the fuck did my cadet go?
[WS]TheLegend:Haha its nice to do a training without a cadet :D.
     :rofl:

lolz great  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Emilio_Barzini on January 23, 2008, 04:22:24 pm
[TCL]Emilio : Is it that hard to arrest Hayden ?
[TCL]Hayden : No JSerg pulled me over
[TCL]Hayden : But i took his car with my towtruck and drove off
[TCL]Emilio : Lmfao

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Wael90 on January 24, 2008, 02:55:47 pm
Hahahah yeah hayden towed me like 100 times yesterday :D:D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jserg on January 24, 2008, 08:14:11 pm
[TCL]Emilio : Is it that hard to arrest Hayden ?
[TCL]Hayden : No JSerg pulled me over
[TCL]Hayden : But i took his car with my towtruck and drove off
[TCL]Emilio : Lmfao

 :rofl:


Lol emilio i was gonna post it now...

ok here it goes :P


JSerg:Pull Over (to Hayden)
[TCL]Hayden:Ok
**Jserg gets out and askes Hayden to get out
[TCL]Hayden:Im abused
JSerg:Err ok
**Hayden tows the police car of JSerg and later run
Jserg:Hey....
**JSerg on foot
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Luca_Scalise on January 28, 2008, 04:56:20 pm
[Rstar]Luca: The new SAPD Motto will be: "i think Rodney King was wrong"
[Rstar]Charus: heh
[Rstar]Shifter: Or "Shit happens when you party naked"

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Shifter on January 29, 2008, 01:08:10 am
[Rstar]Luca: The new SAPD Motto will be: "i think Rodney King was wrong"
[Rstar]Charus: heh
[Rstar]Sharphis: Or "Shit happens when you party naked"

 :rofl:
That was me not Sharphis :(
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Luca_Scalise on January 29, 2008, 01:08:59 am
OMG!!111 I R SRY i fix it now..
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Seskom on January 31, 2008, 10:50:57 pm
lol
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Luca_Scalise on February 04, 2008, 12:40:19 am
I don't know if i should post this here but i couldn't resist, MSN Logs with VMNT:

(VMNT) David.................. scrive:
My favourite band "Megadeth" (don't laugh)
David.................. scrive:
I know everything
(ME) « Baia Degli Angeli »  >>-(¯`v´¯)-> Marta <-(¯`v´¯)-<< scrive:
lol
David.................. scrive:
t/l when every album was realsed


Second Try:

David.................. scrive:
However, I think, everyone could benefit from the LV police building
David.................. scrive:
It's a greta building
« Baia Degli Angeli »  >>-(¯`v´¯)-> Marta <-(¯`v´¯)-<< scrive:
we will get a new interior at LS
David.................. scrive:
t/p very big
David.................. scrive:
:@

You understand you are an Argonath Addicted when use the /p command on msn :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: LillMumin on February 04, 2008, 01:35:57 am
hahaah after 13 hours playing i always type t/p when im on MSN ^^ hahah ask hyper :) hahhaaa
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Omri on February 04, 2008, 06:22:27 pm
i warned yoshi ( same IP as Ahmed ) for that like 500 times too,

[NS]Speaker: knife cant cut through metal :P
Young_Buck: Pick Lock
Dr0om_Solonik: you could stick it in the keyhole
Rodriguez: And then waht Droom?
Rodriguez: You think a lock will magically open when you stick something into it?
Young_Buck: Im Free!
Rodriguez: Oke i will stick my dick into the bank-lock
Rodriguez: See if i will get 40 Million
[NS]Speaker: LMAO that was clever
[WS]Hyper: hwhahahwwhhwah

Haha i remember when you said you would put your dick in it :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Carbon on February 04, 2008, 11:16:35 pm

[WS]Hyper: noob
[WS]Hyper: :O
[WS]Hyper: lol
PRICE: who is noobs ?



Hahaha omg!!!  :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: 9r2e5i3k on February 08, 2008, 12:44:07 am
ADVERTISEMENT: Flight A001 arriving in: Los Santos International Airport in ~3, contact [Rstar]xcasio(3)
ADVERTISEMENT: No binladens allowed in the flight!!!, contact [Rstar]xcasio(3)


oh and the funny part, there was a player called Binladeen
***

You entered a Police Car(220), owner:[AV]Specter
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Specter on February 08, 2008, 09:52:10 am


You entered a Police Car(220), owner:[AV]Specter
:P it was a bike it is bugged to a police car lol
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Watahell on February 08, 2008, 09:50:40 pm
a LOT of chatlogs, just for you, Enjoy  :D



Right after Marc made a house for anto...

[Rstar]Anto: .s ohh marc keep going baby PLEASEEE
[Rstar]Anto: :o
Curtis_Jackson: omg
[Rstar]cDa: (9) haha



/crime 24
Crime of Watahell(24): Using Urine as an Effective Window Cleaner
PWN4GE suspected me lol!



At IBL...

Watahell(44) says: Ronnel do u like cats?
Gandalf(38) says: only fried, cooked ones are not tasty
Watahell(44) says: LMAO



[Rstar]Shifter smokes some weed, getting high
Watahell(1) says: You are under arrest for usage of drugs!
[Rstar]Shifter(2) says: what did I do?!!
Watahell(1) says: you smoked weed on my face
[Rstar]Shifter(2) says: That wasnt weed
[Rstar]Shifter(2) says: It was newspaper



RON makes an announcement saying: Questions? Come to SF city hall! Then me and Iced go there...

Watahell(4) says: Ok, sir, do u HAX in the Arcade?
[Rstar]RON(13) says: rofl
[NS]IceBoy(34) shouts: lol man!!
Watahell(4) says: ur beating all scores!!
[Rstar]RON(13) says: I knew it would be started
Watahell(4) says: DAMN u :((
[WS]Mumin(8) shouts: me is laughing!!
[Rstar]Luca(0) says: for every stupid question, i will punch you
[NS]IceBoy(34) shouts: loool!!

[...]

Watahell(4) says: ok, ty, that is all
Watahell(4) says: u hax btw :D
[Rstar]RON(13) says: Sure i do

:D



Arthur_Carson(14) says: Hey RON :o
Aragorn(16) says: hey pig :)

:(



After drinking so much on DarkPheonix's party...

Gandalf(20) says: Aragorn your brains are walking away



Someone set a hitman contract on OfficerCarlito(12) for 10, type /hit to accept it
[TCL]Hayden: (8) stop abusing /sethit
[TCL]Hayden: (8) you lose money...
Someone set a hitman contract on [TCL]Hayden(8) for 200, type /hit to accept it
Watahell: (26) LMAO
Maxy_Solonik: (8) lmao



Chase_Greggor: (6) .l hmm im thinking about molesting wata, how about you?
Chase_Greggor: (6) oh shit
Arthur_Carson: (0) LOL
[AV]Razor: (10) LOL
Jaaskaa_Kolta: (15) ROFL



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Ok that is all, I hope u enjoyed as much as I almost pissed my pants. :D

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Iceboy on February 08, 2008, 09:58:55 pm
[TCL]Hayden: (8) stop abusing /sethit
[TCL]Hayden: (8) you lose money...
Someone set a hitman contract on [TCL]Hayden(8) for 200, type /hit to accept it

I got no idea who did that  :D  :rofl: Me and Wata were like  :hah: :hah: behind Hayden's back.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Fatboy_Rob on February 08, 2008, 10:12:07 pm
lol, i think it was Anto that did this


[Rstar]Anto: (19) .pm 32 Ohh i want to cum all over you
[TCL]Hayden: (32) EWWWW
*4 seconds goes by*
[TCL]Hayden: (32) HEY IM ID 32!!!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Anto on February 08, 2008, 10:22:30 pm
Lol Hayden  :redface:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: LillMumin on February 10, 2008, 03:34:38 am
X_KING_X: What kind of idiot would buy a uranus?
[AV]Grzesiek: I bought one, King.....



*Aragorn Dances
Gandalf: mr aragorn do not dance...they will notice ur drunk



Austin_Powers: Wich direction?
[AV]Grzesiek: straight?
*Boom austin drives in the cityhall and crashes
[AV]Grzesiek: Bad idea, but cool that someone listen to me



[WS]
Seskom: PANCHER!!!! learn to fly u heli killer
Pancher: I didn't fly
*[AV]Grzesiek on cop radio: lol, dont say it was me :P
Pancher: It was my mother

hahahahahaaa my favorite ;)



[AV]Grzesiek says: not often u see someone that actualy can drive a car properly :P
Brian_McDuff says: Im a SAPD officer, What do u expect?^^
[AV]Grzesiek says: to be honest, u drive better then chief Ex. Chief Luca

haha ^^ thats all i got for now :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Abraham on February 10, 2008, 03:38:33 am
[AV]Grzesiek says: not often u see someone that actualy can drive a car properly :P
Brian_McDuff says: Im a SAPD officer, What do u expect?^^
[AV]Grzesiek says: to be honest, u drive better then chief Ex. Chief Luca
What a liar...

Duffman!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Maxy on February 10, 2008, 10:48:13 am

Niveks Forelli was suspected by Officer John_Smith for resus
Niveks Forelli was suspected by Officer Maxy_Solonik for resus
Niveks Forelli was suspected by Officer [TCL]Emilio for Resuspect
Niveks Forelli was suspected by Officer Punkemo Solonik for Resus
Maxy Solonik: Rofl, Over
James Trivette : Wow
John Smith: LMAO!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jserg on February 10, 2008, 11:56:28 am
[TG]Rocky pm:Hey why you left TG
[WS]JSerg pm:I joined cause WS is better  RPing clan and TG have many inactive members...
[TG]Rocky pm: :(
[WS]JSerg pm: :)
[TG]Rocky pm: :(
[WS]JSerg pm: :)
[TG]Rocky pm: :(
[WS]JSerg pm: ok :(
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Trix on February 10, 2008, 01:54:56 pm
From admin chat,

Admin OfflineOmri: Message: Omri is now offline
Admin [NS]Iceboy: lmao
Admin [Rstar]Anto: wth
Admin [Rstar]Anto: How he do that ?
Admin [NS]Speaker: /changename?
Admin OfflineOmri: Auto Message: He is god
Admin [NS]Iceboy: lol
Admin [Rstar]Anto: ohh shit im stupid

---------------------------------------------------

PM from Gimax_Stracci: How many criminals should i kill to get into academy?

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Alsatian on February 10, 2008, 01:57:41 pm
PM from Gimax_Stracci: How many criminals should i kill to get into academy?
omfg roflmao xD  :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Hyper on February 10, 2008, 02:39:54 pm
Trix, I think this one is ok, but officially it's not allowed to show the Admin Chat to other players...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Aragorn on February 10, 2008, 04:44:09 pm
Team PM from Jamal_Jefferies(26): Sorry for TPM, but I have banana for about 15mins... maybe its enough?
Jamal_Jefferies(26) is lifted from banana rule by admin [Rstar]xcasio(18)
Jamal_Jefferies(26) is put under banana rule by admin [Rstar]Carhartt(27)
Jamal_Jefferies(26) is lifted from banana rule by admin [Rstar]Carhartt(27)
Jamal_Jefferies(26) is put under banana rule by admin Aragorn(10)

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Carhartt on February 10, 2008, 04:51:18 pm
I remember that one Aragorn.  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Alsatian on February 10, 2008, 05:10:15 pm
hehe  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Metrapoler on February 10, 2008, 05:28:13 pm
lol  :rofl:

Team PM from Jamal_Jefferies(26): Sorry for TPM, but I have banana for about 15mins... maybe its enough?
Jamal_Jefferies(26) is lifted from banana rule by admin [Rstar]xcasio(18)
Jamal_Jefferies(26) is put under banana rule by admin [Rstar]Carhartt(27)
Jamal_Jefferies(26) is lifted from banana rule by admin [Rstar]Carhartt(27)
Jamal_Jefferies(26) is put under banana rule by admin Aragorn(10)


I know this "problem".
First no admin reacts, and after the 2nd question everyone want to help you

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Trix on February 11, 2008, 12:05:52 am
Trix, I think this one is ok, but officially it's not allowed to show the Admin Chat to other players...

Ok sorry, just I saw admin chat in here before.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: WDoyle on February 11, 2008, 01:15:04 am
Hyper it is allowed as long as some information that is admin information should not be released.
Regards
Haldir
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Tking12 on February 18, 2008, 09:40:51 am
Tking: Freeze or ill shoot!
Criminal: im gonna hit you with my mind!!!
Tking: What?
Tking: OW I JUST GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A F**KIN PLANE
Criminal: told ya

wish i had screenies really happened
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Anto on February 18, 2008, 04:31:13 pm
Tking: Freeze or ill shoot!
Criminal: im gonna hit you with my mind!!!
Tking: What?
Tking: OW I JUST GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A F**KIN PLANE
Criminal: told ya

wish i had screenies really happened

lmao  :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: UberPwner on February 18, 2008, 10:21:34 pm
We met Anto on the side of the road.

MrQ: Hey Anto
[R*]Anto: Hey, you should come to Dider saches, We have really nice suits.
MrY: But we already have suits..
[R*]Anto: But those suits are disgusting!
MrQ: We got them from your place...
[R*]Anto: oh.. okay... buy more suits!


Not the exact lines, but along the lines of that.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: X~Shaheen~X on February 19, 2008, 06:22:07 am
" name was forgotten " What?!?!! Are you invincible pussies?
* beats them with night stick *

its funny if you say it 5 times outloud

also another one

KING: I have a mansion in sewers
dc_thug: I bet it smells like crap too
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Fatboy_Rob on February 19, 2008, 06:37:49 am
The first one isnt from Argonath, but its just damn funny!
It was my first day on the job with LS-EMT and we got that :lol:
a Tampon hahahaha

The Second one was when some kid said we all cant RP, and his was abuse.
He let his inner D&D on us :(

The 3rd one needs no explanation.
Just extremely funny

The fourth is when me, 8_Ball and Luke kidnapped squeak and threw him off the cliff
 :lol: :rofl: :lol:

(http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z239/rob_loves_hot_moms/Untitled-14.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Seskom on February 19, 2008, 10:42:59 pm
We met Anto on the side of the road.

MrQ: Hey Anto
[R*]Anto: Hey, you should come to Dider saches, We have really nice suits.
MrY: But we already have suits..
[R*]Anto: But those suits are disgusting!
MrQ: We got them from your place...
[R*]Anto: oh.. okay... buy more suits!


Not the exact lines, but along the lines of that.

ROFL anto says come visit DS and then he says the suits of DS are disgusting *wounders why would somebody go there if owner of shop says it sucks :O*
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Niitro on February 20, 2008, 04:48:02 pm
(http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/3035/samp002au5.png)

(http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/8813/samp003sd7.png)

(http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/6006/samp007cq4.png)

Some of mine ...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Zun_Callison on February 24, 2008, 04:41:46 pm
We met Anto on the side of the road.

MrQ: Hey Anto
[R*]Anto: Hey, you should come to Dider saches, We have really nice suits.
MrY: But we already have suits..
[R*]Anto: But those suits are disgusting!
MrQ: We got them from your place...
[R*]Anto: oh.. okay... buy more suits!


Not the exact lines, but along the lines of that.

Anto really got pwned there :P Keep it up guys  :drunk:

Purj0 Doesnt know what RP is :P


Purj0_Troy: hi , what is this to kind of server?
DinPappa: RP
Purj0_Troy: What is that?
Zun_Callison: RunkandePojkar
DinPappa: When grown up people play with dolls..
*DinPappa Was banned for calling me a child

Does riot know english? :O

Driver: Where is the driver changing room?
Riot: At the drivers changing room..
Driver: Yes where is it?
Riot: www.argonathrpg.com
Zun_Callison: .eu
Riot: Europe?
Driver: Screw this
*Driver has left the channel

fatboy_W: How do i get a black police skin?
Zun_Callison: Give Luca a Blowjob
*Zun_Callison Was kicked Reason: I dont want a blowjob from this gu.. Oh wait! Is he/she a girl?

[911]Zun_Callison: Is all medics in here?
[911]Purj0: Yea we are
[911]Zun_Callison: Not Gaylord
[911]Gaylord: Im here -.-
*Zun_Callison was kicked Reason: Calling sauron gay
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Watahell on February 25, 2008, 08:06:27 pm
We met Anto on the side of the road.

MrQ: Hey Anto
[R*]Anto: Hey, you should come to Dider saches, We have really nice suits.
MrY: But we already have suits..
[R*]Anto: But those suits are disgusting!
MrQ: We got them from your place...
[R*]Anto: oh.. okay... buy more suits!


Not the exact lines, but along the lines of that.

That one made me burst into laugh when I read it. :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: tiderman on February 25, 2008, 09:38:13 pm
The Second one was when some kid said we all cant RP, and his was abuse.
He let his inner D&D on us :(

The 3rd one needs no explanation.
Just extremely funny
lmfao!!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Maxy on February 26, 2008, 07:39:09 am
In the middle of a police chase, with 3 cars behind us
both of us were wanted


Nicholas_Angel shouts ( Megaphone ): STOP I AM POLICE!
Cesar_Rodriguez shouts: SRSLY?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: MrEcks on February 27, 2008, 07:32:05 am
All I can say is Laugh-Out-Loud.

[Rstar]Petey: (6) you think that's funny?
Crime of [Rstar]Petey(6): f*cking my mom after chool
[TCL]MrEcks: (1) XD I do
[Rstar]xcasio: (3) lol petey's crime

Then he was kicked, and asked to read rules.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: X~Shaheen~X on February 27, 2008, 07:42:50 am
wow lmao i had to re read that a few times to make sure it was not me , yeah i was stalking petey today :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Abraham on February 27, 2008, 08:05:41 am
Advertisement: Guess what I do?, Contact: I_SELL_DRUGS
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Emilio_Barzini on February 27, 2008, 04:08:51 pm
Juztin : How do i lock my car ?
Nobody answered then
Juztin : How do i lick my car ?
[Rstar]xcasio : /me licks car :)

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Zun_Callison on February 27, 2008, 05:44:01 pm
Juztin : How do i lock my car ?
Nobody answered then
Juztin : How do i lick my car ?
[Rstar]xcasio : /me licks car :)

 :rofl:
Haha yeah that one was 2day , rly fun :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: tiderman on February 27, 2008, 05:58:31 pm
Advertisement: Guess what I do?, Contact: I_SELL_DRUGS
lmfao!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Trix on February 27, 2008, 06:25:20 pm
Today in SAPD training.

Nicholas_Angel: what is 10-15 ?
[Rstar]Jcstodds: -5
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: UberPwner on February 27, 2008, 08:31:13 pm
PWN4GE: Hey Ronald.
[R*]RON: Ronald is your mother..
PWN4GE: Okay... so whatcha doing ronald?
Player PWN4GE has been kicked, Reason: Ronald Is Your Mother

:LOL:


Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on February 28, 2008, 10:55:46 am
Im doing 360.
King(Shaheen  :lol:) is seing.

X_KING_X: omg :(
X_KING_X: I cant 360 with nitro
X_KING_X: :o
X_KING_X: DONUTS
X_KING_X eats tires marks



Razor(12) says(phone): Hello?
[Rstar]Sharphis(26) says(phone): Surrender!
Razor(12) says(phone): lmao
  They hung up.



Razor: know this 'Shit ain't funny'?
DrEcks: But shit does smell funny


 :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Seskom on February 28, 2008, 01:57:58 pm
hahahaha xD lmao cop calling by phone SURREDER!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: VMNT on February 28, 2008, 03:13:03 pm
hahahaha xD lmao cop calling by phone SURREDER!



Wow, I didn't realise that happened...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Wael90 on February 28, 2008, 03:26:14 pm
Me driving Anto with a limo as iam his personal driver.

I take a left turn and Razor crashes into our limo with his bike while heading with almost 150km/h or so...

Wael shouts:Holly....
Anto says:Just go
Razor is hurt
Anto says: wait!
Anto gets out of limo
Anto shouts: You tended my limo!!
Anto beats the hell out of Razor while he is laying on the street

Then we just left like nothing happened :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Emilio_Barzini on March 09, 2008, 06:50:54 am
I just went on duty and patrolling with Sammir :

Emilio_Barzini : Damn no suspsects
[WS]Sammir : Yea
Emilio_Barzini : Let's abuse someone then xD
[WS]Sammir : Lol !
[WS]Sammr : damn it says "You can't suspect other cops" , i tried to suspect you :(

LMFAO :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Aragorn on March 13, 2008, 03:49:17 pm
Page break

Guys the web site updated the HUMOR (http://www.argonathrpg.eu/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=242&Itemid=145) stuff...
Just some suggestions, if you wanna your funny logs on web...

1. The logs should be written, not screened... As i do not have a time to type all I see from your screenshots...
2. The best is to make the nicks in logs in a bold text (check site humor pages).
3. The logs should be short...

Thanks...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Hafford on March 13, 2008, 08:51:21 pm
Taylor_Breedlove: FUCK, WHY CAN"T I SPAWN IN LOS SANTOS?!!!!

Maxy_Araatus: Because its against the rules
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Claire on March 14, 2008, 03:43:58 am
We were talking on police radio,

[AV]Claire: VCPD Officer on duty.

Nicholas_Angel: This isnt Vice City.

[AV]Claire: Oops I took a wrong turn.

[Rstar]jcstodds: Yo took a wrong turn at Start Button.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Micx on March 17, 2008, 03:50:34 pm
My first, hope so a lil'bit funny chatlog ;)

[GSF]MasterNeo, id 41, is being chased by the police, he is a suspect
MTCW - policeman

[GSF]MasterNeo: ./r requesting backup on ID 41 For having 6 star,hes now heading to MT Chilliad.OVER!!
MTCW: LOL
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: MasterNeo on March 25, 2008, 10:32:07 am
My first, hope so a lil'bit funny chatlog ;)

[GSF]MasterNeo, id 41, is being chased by the police, he is a suspect
MTCW - policeman

[GSF]MasterNeo: ./r requesting backup on ID 41 For having 6 star,hes now heading to MT Chilliad.OVER!!
MTCW: LOL

ROFL :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Micx on March 25, 2008, 01:53:50 pm
ADVERTISEMENT:who need a tuning slamvan? write pm, contact Flxl_DachiB(47)
ADVERTISEMENT:who need a tuning slamvan? write pm, contact Flxl_DachiB(47)
ADVERTISEMENT:who need a tuning slamvan? write pm, contact Flxl_DachiB(47)

2 secs later, in the same time...

Fl_DachiB(47), was warned by [WS]Emilio(79) for flooding /ad
Fl_DachiB(47), was warned by [Rstar]Marc2984(75) for spamming /ad
Fl_DachiB(47), was warned by [Rstar]Carhatt(99) for Flooding with /ad
Fl_DachiB(47), was warned by Austin_Powers(49) for flood /ad



 :razz:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Goodblue on March 25, 2008, 02:06:04 pm
hahah they are all reactive admins :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Micx on March 25, 2008, 08:01:39 pm
Next reactive playaaaz:

LouisCyphere: how to get out of building????
LouisCyphere: how to get out of building????
LouisCyphere: how to get out of building????
LouisCyphere: how to get out of building????
Axel_Araatus: (12) /exit
Charlie: (51) /exit
[Rstar]Marc2984: use /exit
[WS]Ramke: (95) exit
Razzer: type /exit
Leafs_Man: ./exit
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: X~Shaheen~X on March 26, 2008, 01:22:20 am
Newcomer: Hey guys wheres the bank?
Bum : In my wallet
Bum : How much do you want to deposit?
Newcomer :  :neutral:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Zun_Callison on March 27, 2008, 11:44:06 pm
Nicholas_Angel: Rex , please kill yourself


( he meant /kill )
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Petey on March 30, 2008, 07:47:40 am
From back in the start 0.2 times :)

[Rstar]Petey: Bran where do you live?
[SSGC]Bran: Canada
[Rstar]Petey: why the hell is your ping 800 then?
[SSGC]Bran: im how you guys say "downloading teh gay p0rn"
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Goodblue on April 01, 2008, 05:41:37 pm
there was a newcommer guy last time

he said: "How too becom a car jaker?"  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Seskom on April 04, 2008, 10:59:20 pm
hahhaa lmao i was talking in CB then saw MrsSvensson and i asked who the F*CK are you ? she/he said John Green then we continued talking:
Cochee_Tahmen:uhm i still dont know are u male or female IRL
MrsSvensson: Both
Cochee_Tahmen:In Real Life!!??
MrsSvensson:Female
MrsSvensson:Male
Cochee_Tahmen:wich then?
MrsSvensson:male,male,male
Cochee_Tahmen:LMAO!
Cochee_Tahmen:that goes to funny chatlogs

hahaha it was sooo funny he didint know wich he is xD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: tiderman on April 06, 2008, 02:00:42 pm
From back in the start 0.2 times :)

[Rstar]Petey: Bran where do you live?
[SSGC]Bran: Canada
[Rstar]Petey: why the hell is your ping 800 then?
[SSGC]Bran: im how you guys say "downloading teh gay p0rn"
haha
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: adam_stevens on April 06, 2008, 11:00:48 pm
(http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/9161/claireexposeddw5.png)

there it is. CLAIRE EXPOSED
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Roadkill on April 09, 2008, 06:09:41 pm
(http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/9603/lolti9.png)

^^^ :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: VMNT on April 09, 2008, 06:17:43 pm
If you rubbed one out in the street in real life you would get arrested. :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Roadkill on April 09, 2008, 06:44:24 pm
If you rubbed one out in the street in real life you would get arrested. :P

True, it's called indecent exposure. If I was a cop, I'd be too freaked out to arrest the guy. :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: neko_ceko on April 11, 2008, 11:13:03 pm
Monkey:(5) I am monkey! Give me a banana!
Monkey:(5) I am monkey! Give me a banana!
Monkey:(5) I am monkey! Give me a banana!
Monkey:(5)I am monkey! Give me a banana!
Monkey (5): I am monkey! Give me a banana!
Monkey (5): I am monkey! Give me a banana!
Admin: /banana 5
You have banana in your mouth, you can't talk.

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Rebel on April 12, 2008, 02:25:38 am
Matias_Volker: i just rammed a goat!
Rebel_Corleone: Beastiality much?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Micx on April 12, 2008, 10:54:53 am
ADVERTISEMENT:big wanted party at grove street. Enter only if wanted, contact [SNP]Loop(25)
__________________________________

Yesterday server got attacked/crashed for about 15 minutes, then i joined it again:

[GSFt]Sinamun: i know what the crash was !!!!!
Mike_Richman: Ddos attack...congrats
[GSFt]Sinamun: no it wasnt that
[GSFt]Sinamun: its my house
[GSFt]Sinamun: stand under the name and u crash trust me


oO :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Kitsune on April 12, 2008, 04:13:46 pm
On Police Radio...

alex_wan(23): request heli pickp in LS international, Over.
Remnant(26): request denied, your to corrupt, Over.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Roadkill on April 12, 2008, 04:16:06 pm
Mike_Richman: Ddos attack...congrats

^^^ What a cocky reply...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: X~Shaheen~X on April 14, 2008, 04:51:45 am
KING: Advertisement, Argo quiz = Clowns?  
Player 2: RAPE!
player 1:Rape!
Pm from player 4: RAPE OMFG!
player 6: rhape ?
Pm from player 8: rape
player 5: rape!
player 3:raping
player 7: molestation  

i made argo quiz and i had a line that came to me which is pretty old but i re heard it and i thought id share it

Rape is no laughing matter , unless your being raped by a clown

so out of 30 questions i did for 1000 each
about 17 or so was just =clowns?
its been a week since i asked the first question yet whenever i ask it about 3-5 people still say rape :) i am a good rolemodel - also the ones who dont get joke are all confused why main chat was flooded with rape :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: MasterNeo on April 15, 2008, 01:35:29 pm
This Chat is Happen When 2 Stranger that i saved from Ocean NEar SF get in my car...Then I Pick Only One Of them...and i ran to LV then this Guy I Leaft At SF /call me....


Gangman(Phone) : Hello There
MasterNeo(Phone) : Wat U want??
Gangman(Phone) : I Will Give U 1000k if u kill him :D

((Then This Guy Seat As Passenger At My Car Say...))

[AV]Johannes : Whos That??
[AV]Johannes : GangBang??
MasterNeo : ROFL XD


Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Obi1 on April 15, 2008, 05:37:08 pm
Lol john, was that gangman guy still after u when i left? lol
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Micx on April 15, 2008, 06:07:07 pm
[GTAIV]neko_ceko: omg noob
[AVt]Lance: NO noobs here
[GTAIV]neko_ceko: there are noobs here

...

[GTAIV]neko_ceko: plenty


 :D
________________________________

In local chat, near our car:

[WSt]Dooms_Day(63) says: get in MrsSvensson
[ALS]Roel(70) says: Jcs never hop in Dooms car
[WSt]Dooms_Day(63) says: i just wanna talk


MrsSvensson got in...

MrsSvensson(74) says: Guess this is a kidnap
[WSt]Dooms_Day(63) takes Svensson's guns and locks the door


 :D
______________________________

xXDollysxX: remove me from jail or im gonna piss on the floor and some admins will lick it
xXDollysxX: remove me from jail or im gonna piss on the floor and some admins will lick it
xXDollysxX: remove me from jail or im gonna piss on the floor and some admins will lick it

...

xXDollysxX(21), was kicked by Abraham(12) for I told you, We aint licking your pee.


 :)
______________________________

I'm in girl skin, I'm being kidnapped, my friend came to help me, he got in our car...

Wannabe(63) stabs Sumiko in chest and he falls out of the car

...Nothing happened...

Wannabe(63) says: this is RP server?
[ALS]Micx(5) says: it is
Wannabe(63) stabs Sumiko in chest and he falls out of the CAR
[ALS]Sumiko takes Micx on her boobs. Nice:D


 :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Hess on April 17, 2008, 04:02:26 pm
These screens are in order of events ;) :
(http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w229/hesselsch/sa-mp-867.png)
(http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w229/hesselsch/sa-mp-868.png)


(http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w229/hesselsch/sa-mp-841.png)
(http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w229/hesselsch/sa-mp-843.png)
(http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w229/hesselsch/sa-mp-844.png)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Roadkill on April 17, 2008, 06:10:08 pm
(http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/3592/lolxs3.png)

^^^  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Shinzuzu on April 17, 2008, 07:12:14 pm
I saw this a while ago and screenshotted it, and now i decided to post it here.

Fastest respons of admins i have ever seen.  :D

(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/Shinzuzu/LOL-1.jpg)

Another funny one:

I am an eye in the sky looking at you!
[LB]Jazz: PERVERT!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Abraham on April 17, 2008, 07:22:23 pm
I am an eye in the sky looking at you!
[LB]Jazz: PERVERT!
  :redface: , I remember that one.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: The_Wolf on April 17, 2008, 07:39:26 pm
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/Shinzuzu/LOL-1.jpg)
I am always last ...  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Shinzuzu on April 17, 2008, 07:58:28 pm
I am always last ...  :lol:

Haha  :rofl: i see that rofl... :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Austin on April 18, 2008, 12:03:33 am
Lol you were all too late, that guy already left  :hah:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on April 19, 2008, 01:56:38 am
Just saw it right now

[Rstar]Anto: Im off guys
[Rstar]Austin: Sleep wet
[Rstar]Austin: Well
[Rstar]Anto: :O
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Justin on April 19, 2008, 02:06:28 am
I am an eye in the sky looking at you!
[LB]Jazz: PERVERT!

lol! :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: MasterNeo on April 19, 2008, 09:46:25 am
me and [Rstar]Ghost havin a conversation about me got abused

then Minutes later...

Masterneo(35) Is No Longer Suspected

..............
..............
..............

then i was Wandering around near Gas Station 9..then few cops from the front make a road block...
and [WS]Emilio come behind me and /su 35 Resu


then at mainchat.....

[Rstar]Ghost: hey i Unsu him...
[WS]Emilio : Oh...though he crashed
[GSF] Masterneo : ROFL

XD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: adam_stevens on April 19, 2008, 09:48:40 am
polopolo making argoquiz
polopolo: /ad how old is [Rstar]Austin?
everyone starts answering and within few seconds
polopolo has been kicked by aragorn for /ad abuse

lol

another one...

player: guys when ur having a piss, how many shakes do u give it. i give on average 3

lolol
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: MasterNeo on April 19, 2008, 10:54:13 am
another one...

player: guys when ur having a piss, how many shakes do u give it. i give on average 3

lolol


BWahahaha ROFLMAO XD



This Is About Hank_Rafferty

i saw him parkin at LSPD so i go in the car and do /me fart in the car...
suddenly i got jailed for misconduct..and also warned for non Rping XD

then.....


Ramke_Stracci: Admins Pls React on my Report!
[GSF]MasterNeo: Hank Did React To Your Report Ramke :D
[GSF]MasterNeo : He Fart once he get the /report XD

few secs later...

[GSF]MasterNeo Was Warned By Hank_Rafferty for Disrespecting admins

i think he takes joke seriously XD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Seskom on April 27, 2008, 10:42:41 pm
Removed: off-topic
Administrator: Aragorn
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: KriminalAer on April 27, 2008, 11:32:12 pm
..............
soo well u saw the text umm and i got a question:Why they make RPG servers if RP isnt important? umm idk the answer but yea

Thats a complaint, not a funny chatlog.. Take it to [email protected] surely?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: VMNT on April 28, 2008, 12:17:58 am
Removed: off-topic
Administrator: Aragorn

Stop pissing around, how do you know cops are coming round the corner?

You look at the map.

And don't say you don't look at the map, I wont believe a word of it.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Carbon on April 28, 2008, 02:00:54 am
I saw this a while ago and screenshotted it, and now i decided to post it here.

Fastest respons of admins i have ever seen.  :D

(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb116/Shinzuzu/LOL-1.jpg)

Another funny one:

I am an eye in the sky looking at you!
[LB]Jazz: PERVERT!

Good i wasn't logged in as same time with id 81.

Ok something by me

Blind(32) has joined the server.
[AV]Carbon(30) : Omg, Blind!
Blind(32) : Ye?
[AV]Carbon(30) : Are u blind?
Everybody laugh
Blind(32) : Why i should be?
[AV]Carbon(30) : Your name is "Blind"
Blind(32) : Omg, is it?


 :D Best joke ever  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Brains on April 28, 2008, 02:47:45 am
(http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/4890/gtasa2008042802274331dt8.png)

 :lol: Nice move.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jserg on May 02, 2008, 01:08:08 am
[ALS]Jserg:Hello
WEED_COP:Sir you were speeding,you must pay 100$
[ALS]Jserg:Ok
**Jserg gives 1000 to WEDD_COP
WEED_COP: AW Thanks man

5 Minutes later i found WEED_COP


ME Gives 1000 to WEED_COP
WEED_COP:Thanks sir,you can bribe me everytime
[ALS]Jserg:lol ...


5 Minutes later  WEED_COP found me

WEED_COP: BRIDE ME BRIDE ME NOW
[ALS]Jserg:No
**[ALS[Jserg is suspect for not obbeying cop commands

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Trent on May 05, 2008, 09:40:13 am
This is a real funny one i found just talking to MrsSveenson rofl

RandomGuy: How old are you MrsSveenson
MrsSveenson: why?
RandomGuy: Curious
MrsSveenson: 15
Somedude (cant remember his name): 150?
[LB]Trent: ROFL HAHAHAHA!!!
^^ Thats me xD

 :ps: It was so funny i s*** myself laughing ROFL
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: MasterNeo on May 10, 2008, 09:12:46 am
this chat happen when the marriage between

Betty & Haldir at cathedral


Betty : /me kiss haldir
Haldir : /me kiss Betty
MasterNeo : /me masturbate to the kiss

**seconds later....

MasterNeo(1) has been warned by Hank_Rafferty(2) for Pervert

wat funny is...he doesnt even in the cathedral XD

i lmao then i run around the cathedral but i didnt see Hank around...

maybe im a real Perv*** XD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: 9r2e5i3k on May 10, 2008, 03:08:38 pm
1. That was not funny to me  :neutral:
2. Maybe you got reported by someone.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Pje_iceman on May 11, 2008, 01:18:57 pm
This one is from before the new scripts;

[TAB]Nitr0x: Dude let me drive i got driving skills!
*Nitr0x smashes into a street light*
[TAB]Iceman: Uhm dude? You just backed up into a str. light?
[TAB]Nitr0x: Right..

(Wouldn't have remembered it if it wasn't for my old signature ;D)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Fastshot on May 11, 2008, 02:31:37 pm
looool hahahah xD i love it^^
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Claire on May 14, 2008, 01:56:04 pm
Me and Maxy was watching someone and this guy "FuTuR3_Jockley" gets in the cat with Trobby888 which happens to be using female skin.

FuTuR3_Jockley: I use condom.

FuTuR3_Jockley: Wanna go out?

Trobby888:No...we just met.

FuTuR3_Jockley: Just met for f**k?

then again

FuTuR3_Jockley: I use condom.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Maxy on May 14, 2008, 02:13:18 pm
Yeah.. it was really funny  rofl..
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Juraj_horvath on May 15, 2008, 02:03:53 pm
in RI:FC we were standing in a line.
AV Matias was next.
Frank_Hawk: /me searches Matias
Matias: /me loves when guards are searching him.
Frank_Hawk: ok, enter
Matias: /me erects
Juraj_Richman gave shit to Matias.

XDDD  :rofl:
lmao i erect

or another 1

me and Dmitry was on Skype. We were waiting for our family mates to get to us.
Mike_Richman: coming guys
Jackson_Richman: yea coming
(me on skype): OH NO MIKE JACKSON IS COMIN TO RAPE US RUN FOR IT XD!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Claire on May 18, 2008, 06:35:06 am
Some random guy: F**k you!

Gandalf: Is that an offer?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Trobby888 on May 18, 2008, 07:42:53 am
Me and Maxy was watching someone and this guy "FuTuR3_Jockley" gets in the cat with Trobby888 which happens to be using female skin.

FuTuR3_Jockley: I use condom.

FuTuR3_Jockley: Wanna go out?

Trobby888:No...we just met.

FuTuR3_Jockley: Just met for f**k?

then again

FuTuR3_Jockley: I use condom.

Rofl, I got posted on that.  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Duncan_James on May 21, 2008, 03:10:39 pm
lol :

[Rstar]Austin (phone) says: Do U Marry Me ?
[AV]RiX_LV (local) says: dont marry him , he is fool ...
[Rstar]Austin (phone) says: u marry me ?
[AV]RiX_LV (local) says: he dont know how to marry & what to do in wedding's day ...  :hit:
[Rstar]Austin (local) says: get ur ass off this place , let me talk  :lol:
[Rstar]Austin is running over RiX with the golf bar to slap Him
[AV]RiX_LV (local) says : ouch waaaaaaaaaa , fool man
[Rstar]Austin (local) says: next time i'll cut ur head -*****-

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:  :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Austin on May 21, 2008, 04:12:57 pm
I cant really remember it was about that subject, and also doubt i used that language. But i remember i slapped RiX a few times  :D lol
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: RiX[LV] on May 22, 2008, 07:22:53 am
I remember this, only that story was longer :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Paroxysm on May 22, 2008, 07:32:57 am
I cant remember who it was but..

: I need a medic, I just got a bullet in my ass
me: That wasnt a bullet ;)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jimmy_Moressi on May 22, 2008, 02:21:35 pm
Someone is asking me how to get heroin in PM :

PM from ***** : do u know how to get heroin ?

Pm to ***** : yes , u go to one from the 2 chips (i writed it accidentaly   in SF and u type /finddrugs

Pm From **** : chips ? Do i eat it ?  :trust:

 :rofl:  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Juraj_horvath on May 22, 2008, 08:45:03 pm
Just saw this at LSPD:
Razor_Araatus: la-la-la-la
[WS]Legend: Razor sings like my grandma.
Razor starts to hit Legend
Juraj_Richman: hehe
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Abraham on May 24, 2008, 11:27:59 am
(http://pici.se/pictures/BrgdyWBMM.jpg)

Admin chat...  :trust:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Icarus on May 24, 2008, 11:31:34 am
(http://pici.se/pictures/BrgdyWBMM.jpg)

Admin chat...  :trust:

Lmao... I expected somethin like that evenutally :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Maxy on May 24, 2008, 12:22:00 pm
Yeah. Maybe because 2/3 of you are admins now O.o;
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Icarus on May 24, 2008, 12:38:27 pm
Yeah. Maybe because 2/3 of you are admins now O.o;

Wrong :p Its basically every member except Zun :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Marc2984 on May 24, 2008, 05:57:54 pm
(http://pici.se/pictures/BrgdyWBMM.jpg)

Admin chat...  :trust:

It could also be 1 AV member who was spamming the admin chat, if I find this person I will have a word with him ;)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Icarus on May 24, 2008, 06:02:26 pm
It could also be 1 AV member who was spamming the admin chat, if I find this person I will have a word with him ;)

Its not, I can see at least three starting with an A, and the rest dont.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Niitro on May 24, 2008, 06:34:02 pm
(http://i30.tinypic.com/5jzqc8.png)

The owner of the car is named nonw, or we have SERIOUS spelling problems ...  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Brains on May 24, 2008, 06:48:03 pm
ROFL :rofl: :rofl: is that owner or mistake? :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: adam_stevens on May 24, 2008, 07:23:30 pm
that is owner.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Tovenaarke on May 24, 2008, 07:28:08 pm
I was asking for getting my rights back on a site:

Me: It's like I lost my rights
Neo: how about your lefts?

greetz
- Tov.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Carhartt on May 24, 2008, 07:44:35 pm
Niitro, i think Sharphis is the owner of the car, perhaps he just changed his name to "nonw" to drop a little hint ?!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: adam_stevens on May 24, 2008, 08:05:59 pm
owner is Rix
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Niitro on May 24, 2008, 09:51:23 pm
Niitro, i think Sharphis is the owner of the car, perhaps he just changed his name to "nonw" to drop a little hint ?!
its not sharphis, it spawned in LS ...
it might be rix's ...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: polopolo on May 24, 2008, 10:33:19 pm
It could also be 1 AV member who was spamming the admin chat, if I find this person I will have a word with him ;)
/me slicks and runs to an safe place
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: David_Omid on May 25, 2008, 02:14:24 am
Someone made a joke about CBFasi being a 'flying terrorist' so I did this to him:

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Custom on May 26, 2008, 08:19:32 pm
Haha!  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Tovenaarke on May 28, 2008, 08:59:22 pm
There was an civilian watching us, and suddenly he shooted (at Michael):

Michael_Araatus: Oh no, I'm shit
Me: lol
Michael: darn, I mean shot
both: Laughs

Greetz
- Tov.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jaaskaa on May 30, 2008, 11:23:42 pm
Earlier today as admin checking crimes of people :
/crime 9 : Hitting cat

Instead of : Hitting car ... Some admins found it pretty funny
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Maxy on May 31, 2008, 12:24:58 am
Us admins have a dry sense of humour, lol..
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Sammir on May 31, 2008, 09:38:47 am
Jaaskaa I think it was this crime....
/crime 9 : Catjacking  :lol:  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Goodblue on May 31, 2008, 09:47:48 am
Jaaskaa I think it was this crime....
/crime 9 : Catjacking  :lol:  :rofl:
whahaha that made me Roflmao :rofl: :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Husky on May 31, 2008, 10:43:43 am
today at the patroll  :alert" :alert"
(http://www.imagehost.ro/pict/3111410348410f1fcdccc.PNG)
 lol :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Sammir on May 31, 2008, 11:09:41 am
Yes that was really funny!  :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on May 31, 2008, 01:34:30 pm
"NitrOx_Stracci: ROFL look my crime
Crime of NitrOx_Stracci(2): heading to SF"


"Admin Razor_Araatus(15): [LR] ??
Admin [LR]Lavamike(14): I started my own clan
Admin [LR]Lavamike(14): Leet Roleplayers
Admin [Rstar]Marc2984(8): Love Razor
Admin Razor_Araatus(15): ahhh marcc1111
Admin [LR]Lavamike(14): marc whyd u tell them the real name
Admin Razor_Araatus(15): lmfao
Admin [LR]Lavamike(14): :(
Admin [Rstar]Marc2984(8): sorry
Admin [LR]Lavamike(14): xD"


"rahul_obhrai: SURRENDER OR U WILL BE SHIT
rahul_obhrai: SHOT**"


"[ALS]Douglas: (21) lol,  i a cadet wanted to buy some cheese, when we finally met, he said he doesnt buy invisible things"

Announced on chat "2 cheaters detected .. banning now"
Announced on chat "banning now"
"FreezE: I'm not a cheater"

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Carhartt on May 31, 2008, 01:42:50 pm
"NitrOx_Stracci: ROFL look my crime
Crime of NitrOx_Stracci(2): heading to SF"
Hahahaha.  :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Husky on May 31, 2008, 07:52:20 pm
im on TS, and took Xavas car... after 2 minutes
(http://www.imagehost.ro/pict/3120484148418f79459a2.PNG)
 
then on TS: Husky , stop.......we have cookies! Husky Stop! and after 5 seconds

(http://www.imagehost.ro/pict/3120503748418fed801b3.PNG)
 o_o LOL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Austin on May 31, 2008, 11:23:17 pm
Lol, who was the officer? :(
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Husky on May 31, 2008, 11:37:59 pm
he know......
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Austin on May 31, 2008, 11:53:00 pm
I dont.... Cant you tell it? O_o
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Mafs on June 01, 2008, 12:14:28 am
Someone made a joke about CBFasi being a 'flying terrorist' so I did this to him:



I made the joke about him :D

He really is a flying terrorist sometimes..nobody noticed? :O
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Husky on June 01, 2008, 08:43:03 am
I dont.... Cant you tell it? O_o

 okay okay it was....Jonny .....hahahahahaha  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Husky on June 01, 2008, 08:46:46 am
(http://www.imagehost.ro/pict/01094353484245297652a.PNG)  :conf:

(http://www.imagehost.ro/pict/01094440484245581cd43.PNG)  :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dr J. Cohen on June 01, 2008, 10:18:26 am
Cadet: 10-8
Xavas: 10-4 10-8 too
Cadet: Roger
Xavas: Whos roger
Cadet: Roger
Xavas: Dont call me roger im Xavas
Cadet: No i mean Roger
Xavas: Your still doing it...
Cadet: No roger means affirmative
Xavas: Ok so who is roger if he is affirmative?
Xavas: Ok just end it now joke over xD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Husky on June 01, 2008, 10:31:50 am
lol
 
cadet:do you know what 10-9 mean?you know?
Husky:repeat the message..
cadet:do you know what 10-9 mean?you know?
Husky:repeat the message!!
cadet:do you know what 10-9 mean?you know?
Husky:....
cadet:stop askingme to repeat the message..
cadet: lol rofl
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Altair_Carter on June 01, 2008, 02:17:56 pm
lol
 
cadet:do you know what 10-9 mean?you know?
Husky:repeat the message..
cadet:do you know what 10-9 mean?you know?
Husky:repeat the message!!
cadet:do you know what 10-9 mean?you know?
Husky:....
cadet:stop askingme to repeat the message..
cadet: lol rofl
It was me :D Matthew told about this one :D


(By RP Matthew knew that i love donuts)
Me:Prove me that you're real Matthew,though you have very high ping
Matthew:Mmmmmmm....Dooooonuts
Me:Darn you :P



(When i fell off the house in Fort Carson)
Me:Awhh!! My Leg! I think its broken!
Matthew:Stop fooling around!Get in the car!
Me:I cant ! My leg is broken! Cant stand up
Matthew runs towards Altair_Carter and magicly repairs his Leg :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: The_Wolf on June 01, 2008, 02:24:41 pm
Me and Parox's interesting conversation ...  :lol:

(http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg136/vu4eca/0.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Husky on June 01, 2008, 03:01:41 pm
Lol :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on June 02, 2008, 04:50:52 pm



(http://robis.yoyo.pl/Pliki/ab.jpg)

 :trust:




Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: polopolo on June 02, 2008, 05:12:41 pm
He meaned the location in LV, I dont really laugh at it.

but ok. :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dmitry on June 02, 2008, 05:31:36 pm
Heading to LV it's oviusly LS-LV road isn't it?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on June 02, 2008, 05:48:22 pm



(http://robis.yoyo.pl/Pliki/ad.jpg)


About it maybe?  :trust:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: polopolo on June 02, 2008, 06:43:22 pm
Yeah, that guy keeps talking to me, 'you [AV] so you from AVPD/ASPD.'

I dont know if he means ARPD or AVDS. :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Gimli on June 02, 2008, 07:03:12 pm
Heading to LV it's oviusly LS-LV road isn't it?

No, there are more roads to/from LV and more cities/towns, not only LS :razz:


-xcasio
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Fruity on June 02, 2008, 07:59:24 pm
haha lmao about when i suspected husky that was a mistake. the first time i did it it was proper the second time i did i was ment to say /m SAPD:pull over, we got cookies because me and xavas were in teamspeak saying we had cookies lmao.
Explanation for this: i pushed T and up to load the last message i had not realising it was the /su message.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Husky on June 02, 2008, 09:44:03 pm
LMAO  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Paroxysm on June 03, 2008, 03:50:19 pm
This was in real life a few years ago when I was like 9 or 10..

I thought I'd share it with you, cuz I think its pretty funny..

My Brother: ..Your a Lesibian
Me: Huh? I'm not a Lesibian, I'm a Capricorn  :conf:

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Tovenaarke on June 03, 2008, 03:59:10 pm
Looool parox, great 'chat log'  :rofl: :rofl:

Greetz
- Tov.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jaaskaa on June 03, 2008, 10:26:05 pm
A player : Admin
Me : Yes
Player : ???
Me : You said admin, its because you want something no ?
Player : No I mistyped /admins

(5) joined server
(5) was kicked for get a name
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: adam_stevens on June 04, 2008, 10:12:56 am
player: when i first came to server i thought RPG means that big rocket launcher, so i thought its rocket launcher DM.

Do you hate Nitrox_Stracci? Then blow up his car! I have it!, contact Player(38)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Husky on June 04, 2008, 10:00:50 pm
(http://www.imagehost.ro/pict/042258324846f3e8838ad.PNG) :eek: :trust: What the hell?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Zun_Callison on June 04, 2008, 10:27:54 pm
Husky , there is nothing funny with that :)
Me and Johannes noticed an abuse , and then we /su ed him for that reason for admins to notice , just like ARPD are told to do..
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Paxanada on June 04, 2008, 11:12:12 pm
player: when i first came to server i thought RPG means that big rocket launcher, so i thought its rocket launcher DM.

Do you hate Nitrox_Stracci? Then blow up his car! I have it!, contact Player(38)

Lol at RPG what if all new comers thinks that O.o
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Niitro on June 07, 2008, 09:27:22 am
Spelling problems, i knew we hav em .. ;]
(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/1885/samp015ji7.png)

I had problems entering my house so GRZ gave me advice ...
(http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/7677/samp016oj0.png)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Icarus on June 07, 2008, 11:22:28 am
Brad_Ramone(31) gives [GSF]Sinamun a Used Condom
Brad_Ramone(31) says: :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dmitry on June 07, 2008, 11:35:09 am
LOOOLL "rape tab when enering" HAHAhaha... lol..
Well, i don't have a picture now because i'm not home currently but i'll post it later.

*[RM]JohnnyJaz, was warned by Haldir for Stop being a DMing clan!!
*[RM]something, was warned by Haldir for Stop being a DMing clan!!
*[RM]another 1, was warned by Haldir for Stop being a DMing clan!!
[RM]JohnnyJaz: WTF?! HALDIR? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
[RM]something: huh? WHAT? what we did?!

That was awesome... it laughed the shit out of me.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: alamicu on June 07, 2008, 12:49:45 pm
yeah...really "funny" i got warned to for "stop being a DMing clan" and i didn`t dm...i was in the back of a van going to get a car + i didn`t have any weapons...so how could i dm?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Seskom on June 11, 2008, 12:07:17 am
player: when i first came to server i thought RPG means that big rocket launcher, so i thought its rocket launcher DM.

Do you hate Nitrox_Stracci? Then blow up his car! I have it!, contact Player(38)


The rocket laucher guy was me lol i think i was like 10 when i came this server xD


Also 1 joke i rember when Xcasio told via the big letter middle of screen to pullover xD i dont have screen but yea it was funny i pulled over right when i saw it xD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: adam_stevens on June 11, 2008, 12:10:56 am
haha ye it was seskom

someone mistyped password t/login haker1
it was ARPD officer.. not sure about others but sorry it just made me laugh my ass off..
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Seskom on June 11, 2008, 08:50:53 am
Lmao i just was in server when somebody did /ad

Who need bodycard.....................buy bizz pm me

a bit later

Who need bodygard.....................buy bizz pm me


lol lol lol bodycard xD

his name was K1lleR_Is_BaCk or something
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jserg on June 11, 2008, 09:09:43 am
Yes that was funny :P  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Aragorn on June 11, 2008, 12:26:05 pm
Bryan_Wolf (12): You suspected me for raping you :S I was raping you accidentally!

 :cry:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Tovenaarke on June 11, 2008, 12:33:58 pm
Bryan_Wolf (12): You suspected me for raping you :S I was raping you accidentally!

How can you do that? lol!!

Greetz
- Tov.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Husky on June 11, 2008, 07:10:02 pm
 
I was raping you accidentally!

ROFL rape someone accidentally!  :lol: :lol:

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Marc2984 on June 11, 2008, 07:11:14 pm
Maybe he wanted to rape another person :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Tovenaarke on June 11, 2008, 07:41:24 pm
Maybe he wanted to rape another person :)

Still, how can you miss???  :lol: :lol:

Greetz
- Tov.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jaaskaa on June 11, 2008, 09:29:48 pm
By closing ur eyes ?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on June 11, 2008, 09:37:36 pm
or looking at the wrong person :/
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dmitry on June 11, 2008, 10:04:32 pm
You'll never know... xD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: adam_stevens on June 13, 2008, 05:56:49 pm
player: coz arpd chiefs are like chief Wiggum from Simpsons

LOLOLOL

and another one... this was really really hilarious :9

(http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/92/lolai7.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Matthew_Cipricla on June 14, 2008, 04:33:00 am
today i was playing on the server when all of a sudden, a free cop yelled in public chat:

"RIDIN WITH MY TOP DOWN LISTEN(NING) TO JESUS MUSIC."

lol i just thought it was random and kinda funny.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Sammir on June 17, 2008, 05:23:07 pm
:money: :money: :money: :money:

Pleas do not make useless posts as this is topic for "Funny Chat Logs", then post them or just comment them   :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Melvin on June 17, 2008, 05:46:48 pm
xcasio: ./login gandalfscat

Whahahah what a password  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Marc2984 on June 17, 2008, 06:42:42 pm
That reminds me to the good old days with H2K :)

Quote
[H2K]Rampage: /login penis
[H2K]Rampage: it says my password is too short
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: The_Wolf on June 17, 2008, 07:45:59 pm
[H2K]Rampage: /login penis
[H2K]Rampage: it says my password is too short

 LOL :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Sammir on June 17, 2008, 08:01:23 pm
ROFL, hahah  :lol: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Husky on June 17, 2008, 08:33:02 pm
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: LOL..
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jserg on June 17, 2008, 09:01:05 pm
Quote
[H2K]Rampage: /login penis
[H2K]Rampage: it says my password is too short


hahaha  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Austin on June 17, 2008, 11:42:17 pm
Bahwhahhaa the dutch humour.. lol :hah:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: James_Alterlis on June 18, 2008, 05:47:47 pm
Officer A shout megaphone: Please stay inside, aliens attacking us!
James_Alterlis turn on siren
Civilians shout: ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aliens on squadcar!
Civilians running...

 :cop: =  :evil: ?  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: James_Alterlis on June 18, 2008, 05:59:52 pm
It was me :D Matthew told about this one :D


(By RP Matthew knew that i love donuts)
Me:Prove me that you're real Matthew,though you have very high ping
Matthew:Mmmmmmm....Dooooonuts
Me:Darn you :P



(When i fell off the house in Fort Carson)
Me:Awhh!! My Leg! I think its broken!
Matthew:Stop fooling around!Get in the car!
Me:I cant ! My leg is broken! Cant stand up
Matthew runs towards Altair_Carter and magicly repairs his Leg :D

lol I saw this chatlog too, really funny
on the same time:

Chasing suspect on motorbike

James_Alterlis shout magephone: SAPD: Pull over now!
James_Alterlis shout megaphone: SAPD: Pull over no!
Suspect: ok
James_Alterlis shout megaphone: ehh, I mean now...
Suspect: *Escaped, lost on radar*
 :lol:

ehh... wrong quote  :(
I was gonna quote topic above  :mad:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Fatboy_Rob on June 21, 2008, 02:35:54 am
I lawl'd hard.

There was a guy named Nigerian_Citizen. (Tonight)
Quote
Player A: (The N word.) citizen! please stop!!
John_Something: His name is Nigerian Citizen not (The N word.) Citizen lol.
It was a simple mis-reading of his name, but it was damn funny!

And from a while ago, Lionz kept banana'ing people left & right
(http://i25.tinypic.com/281rlf9.jpg)

:lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Matthew_Cipricla on June 21, 2008, 02:45:21 am
yup those (p) monkeys love  :banana:  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Husky on June 23, 2008, 12:46:32 pm
Thats what happen if u get spotted to Help a suspect :
(http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/2946/suspectedae1.png)
you get suspected by 4 Officers at the same time  :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: 9r2e5i3k on June 23, 2008, 08:31:33 pm
Thats what happen if u get spotted to Help a suspect :
(http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/2946/suspectedae1.png)
you get suspected by 4 Officers at the same time  :lol: :lol:

haha, most wanted :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Aragorn on June 23, 2008, 09:52:34 pm
Page break

Guys the web site updated the HUMOR (http://www.argonathrpg.eu/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=242&Itemid=145) stuff...
Just some suggestions, if you wanna your funny logs on web...

1. The logs should be written, not screened... As i do not have a time to type all I see from your screenshots...
2. The best is to make the nicks in logs in a bold text (check site humor pages).
3. The logs should be short...

Thanks...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: polopolo on June 23, 2008, 10:31:40 pm
What still keeps me in mind when I see Jaaskaa, is this:

Me: Hello, is this the FBI sexline?
Jaaskaa: I am not youre mum
Jaaskaa hangs up
Me on mainchat: COmmon babe, I also love non-mother chicks.

Or this, also sort of. Someone adviced me that the ARPD has an secret sex-line, and I needed to call it sayed someone, I called it, what I heard...
/me rings the phonenumber
/me hears the phone get answered
/me says: Hello, is this the ARPD sexline?
/me was shocked when he heared the voice of Pancher: Hello, wtf is this?
/me says: uhm, nobody
/me hears: Thank you for calling the ARPD officers complains and fireing number
/me hears many beeps
/me hears: Hello naughty boy, if you wanna have sex, then have good luck in youre near sexclub
/me hanged up

Damn, that was really strange.... I hope my boss dont see this. :P/me shouts to the boss: That other officer did it!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dmitry on June 23, 2008, 10:56:07 pm
LOOOL polo..
Why won't you go to the near sex club ?  :lol: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Husky on June 23, 2008, 11:42:14 pm
Page break

Guys the web site updated the HUMOR (http://www.argonathrpg.eu/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=242&Itemid=145) stuff...
Just some suggestions, if you wanna your funny logs on web...

1. The logs should be written, not screened... As i do not have a time to type all I see from your screenshots...
2. The best is to make the nicks in logs in a bold text (check site humor pages).
3. The logs should be short...

Thanks...
My fault..sorry :redface:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on June 24, 2008, 03:35:59 pm
this was a long time ago, but xcasio was an admin already  :mad:  :devroll:


[Rstar]xcasio says: i have big ass i chinese
[Rstar]xcasio says: hello mr policeman
[Rstar]xcasio says: please
[Rstar]xcasio says: i give you this admin
[Rstar]xcasio says: you must rape
[Rstar]xcasio says: plise

another one

[Rstar]Charus says: nice driving
Troels_Jensen says: thanks
Troels_Jensen says: iam pround
[Rstar]Charus says: im gonna have to fine you
[Rstar]Charus writes a ticket of 75

here it goes ;O

Alan_White: Hey, what happens when you buy a safe?
Arthur_Carson: u lose cash :D

I was testing a guy for a passport and I asked him who weere the founders of Argonath.. well..

PM from Stuart: lenerlas, argon, kaltsu
PM sent to Stuart: lenerlas?
PM from Stuart: legerlas

Sentence of the year :O

Daniel_Corleone: being a hobo is expensive

NitrOx flaming me, quite funny LMAO

ADVERTISEMENT: FAG LINE CALL 8663 IF U LIKE RAINIAN (F)(A)(G)(G)(O)(T)(S), contact NitrOx_Stracci(11)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Brains on June 25, 2008, 03:41:20 pm
(http://i27.tinypic.com/2upy6aw.jpg)

Fanmums(19), was banned by Kentaur(31) for cheat spermbanned

:lol:

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dmitry on June 25, 2008, 04:21:20 pm
HAHAHA spermbanned! that was a good 1 !
And really.. being a hobo itàs expensive? עםםג 1  :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jaaskaa on June 26, 2008, 06:10:26 am
X_King_X_lol : I emailed my grandma earlier today
Jaaskaa_Kolta : I know, I received her


Crime of Chill_Corleone : Assult

Admin chat : Im gonna retart my computer
Admin chat : Roflmao retart !

John_Lob : This is the death squad, surrender or we will take care of your life

Polopolo : Im gonna rape himk
Jaaskaa_Kolta : Need help ?

Adminchat : crimson 43
Adminchat Crimson : 43 ?

Crazydude(11) : Unit 16 on duty
Maladoi_Araatus(6) : 16 ?
Crazrydude(11) : Ooops

adam_ryans bother everyone with his siren on
Xcasio announce : Would Adam_Ryans please turn off his siren ?

(5) joined server
(5) was kicked for get a name

Again a joke with my name :
A dude : Jaaska
Same dude : Jaaksa soz
Same dude again : Jaskaa
Same dude again : Rofl sorry Jaaskaa
Jaaskaa_Kolta : Are u drunk mate ?

John_Navarra(phone) : What a dumbf**k you are
John_Navarra(phone) : hahahaha
John_Navarra was warned by admin Jaaskaa_Kolta for No flaming here
John_Navarra(phone) : Sorry I only wanted to know how you would react

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Micx on June 28, 2008, 07:07:14 pm
this was a long time ago, but xcasio was an admin already  :mad:  :devroll:


[Rstar]xcasio says: i have big ass i chinese
[Rstar]xcasio says: hello mr policeman
[Rstar]xcasio says: please
[Rstar]xcasio says: i give you this admin
[Rstar]xcasio says: you must rape
[Rstar]xcasio says: plise


ROTFL! Unbelievable that he used to be like this :O
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: tiderman on June 28, 2008, 07:13:40 pm
ADVERTISEMENT: FAG LINE CALL 8663 IF U LIKE RAINIAN (F)(A)(G)(G)(O)(T)(S), contact NitrOx_Stracci(11)
LOOOL

ROTFL! Unbelievable that he used to be like this :O
Used to be? :roll:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on June 28, 2008, 07:28:31 pm
ON POLICE RADIO:
Sergeant: Unit X to LSPD, NOW!!, Over.
Unit X:  Im sitting in your car..., Over.
Sergeant:  ..., Over.

after 5 minutes:

Sergeant:  Im looking for a partner at LSPD, Over.
Unit X:  IM IN YOUR CAR FFS!!, Over.




Suspect: GUYS!!
Suspect: I NEED HELP!!
Police Officer: We are comin...
Suspect: Damn



 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :rofl: :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Husky on June 28, 2008, 07:43:20 pm
Suspect: GUYS!!
Suspect: I NEED HELP!!
Police Officer: We are comin...
Suspect: Damn
That suspect was me... :neutral: damn!
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dr J. Cohen on June 29, 2008, 09:26:29 pm
ON POLICE RADIO:
Sergeant: Unit X to LSPD, NOW!!, Over.
Unit X:  Im sitting in your car..., Over.
Sergeant:  ..., Over.

after 5 minutes:

Sergeant:  Im looking for a partner at LSPD, Over.
Unit X:  IM IN YOUR CAR FFS!!, Over.




Suspect  mention no names xD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on June 30, 2008, 12:35:39 am
Mad_Boy: (22) Winner is!!!!
Mad_Boy: (22) Winner is!!!!
Mad_Boy: (22) Winner is!!!!
Mad_Boy: (22) NOONE


Going_To_Kill_U: (12) Hey RAZOR
Razor_Araatus: (37) Hey Going_To_Kill_Me

Crime of TaoFiK(6): for stop him and he away

Crazy_Driver: (37) did sauron slept onto the keyboard

When I joined I had this SMS messages..  :flame:

SMS Message: Do you have a sammich
SMS Sender: MrEcks

SMS Message: LOLHAI
SMS Sender: Maxy_Araatus

SMS Message: someone does luv ya!
SMS Sender: [Rstar]cDa

SMS Message: not really
SMS Sender: [Rstar]Petey

SMS Message: cDa is lying to you
SMS Sender: MrEcks

SMS Message: AMGZLOKSI(AOP
SMS Sender: Maxy_Araatus

SMS Message: it works?
SMS Sender: [Rstar]cDa
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: David_Omid on June 30, 2008, 01:16:11 am
A nice hidden flame from [Rstar]Jubin
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: David_Omid on June 30, 2008, 01:18:48 am
Sorry for the double post but I found another!

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: ElMartu on June 30, 2008, 02:51:52 am
This one happened earlier.

Player: Why i can't see my crosshair?
[WS]ElMartu: Are you aiming? :)
Player: Oh sh*t that makes sense i wasn't
[WS]ElMartu: ROFL!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Fatboy_Rob on June 30, 2008, 03:46:26 am
Removed
Complaints: [email protected]
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Maxy on June 30, 2008, 07:57:05 am
Removed
Complaints: [email protected]
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Fatboy_Rob on June 30, 2008, 08:04:28 am
Removed
Complaints: [email protected]
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Husky on June 30, 2008, 08:48:31 am
Ahhahahah Razor's sms  :lol: :lol: :lol:


 :ps: I thought this was the funny chatlogs topic and not flame and report others :neutral:


Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: UberPwner on June 30, 2008, 09:35:48 am
Person1: Why does my money go up when i go into Pay and spray?
Person2: you cheating :D

made me lol
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Bishop on July 02, 2008, 07:49:39 pm
Had a good laugh at this one:

(http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/1249/haha1ke0.jpg)

This one was also good for a chuckle:

(http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/5052/haha2du4.jpg)

 :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: The_Wolf on July 02, 2008, 07:57:54 pm
Rofl @ the non-numeric number :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Altair_Carter on July 03, 2008, 08:55:00 am
everything was yesterday
Especially killed this ban :D :(http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/7871/robertfunqx2.jpg)


btw nice crime :D (http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/3802/hesscarig0.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JohnNVR on July 03, 2008, 10:41:30 am
This one was also good for a chuckle:

(http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/5052/haha2du4.jpg)

 :lol:
/sethit  :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Bishop on July 03, 2008, 11:08:10 am
Oh god  :D

EDIT:

Here is another one.
Happened today on the server =)

(http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/2554/hahatr6.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Freedom on July 04, 2008, 02:43:16 pm

1. The logs should be written, not screened... As i do not have a time to type all I see from your screenshots...



:)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: polopolo on July 04, 2008, 04:46:11 pm
Oh god  :D

EDIT:

Here is another one.
Happened today on the server =)

(http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/2554/hahatr6.jpg)

That post was an hard discussion on the admin chat. :(
To understand you guys, it was an test if I can kick level 1 admins...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: David_Omid on July 04, 2008, 05:08:08 pm
That post was an hard discussion on the admin chat. :(
To understand you guys, it was an test if I can kick level 1 admins...

I asked in admin chat:

Is it possible to kick admins?

Polo told me to try it on him and I got a message telling me I couldn't, so I allowed him to test on me :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: David_Omid on July 04, 2008, 05:20:33 pm
I found these in my chatlogs:

(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm175/hitman892/Crime13.jpg)

(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm175/hitman892/Crime14.jpg)

(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm175/hitman892/Crime15.jpg)

(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm175/hitman892/Crime3.jpg)

(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm175/hitman892/Crime4.jpg)

(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm175/hitman892/Crime5.jpg)

(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm175/hitman892/Crime6.jpg)

(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm175/hitman892/Crime7.jpg)

(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm175/hitman892/Crime8.jpg)

(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm175/hitman892/Crime9.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Husky on July 04, 2008, 06:52:06 pm
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You forgot:
Crime of Jason_Durden(23): Driving like hobo in public streets
Crime of Franck_Hobo(30): assaulting and throwing vegetables
Crime of LukaB(45): robbing FBi :s
Crime of [Rstar]Carhartt(2): He aiming me and kindapping me! need backup
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Juraj_horvath on July 04, 2008, 06:59:26 pm
Lol bar fite, or he no afk , i get to my car he not afk XDDD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: David_Omid on July 04, 2008, 07:11:08 pm
Some quite funny admin punishments and warns:


(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm175/hitman892/Warn2.jpg)

(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm175/hitman892/Warn.jpg)

(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm175/hitman892/Kick2.jpg)

(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm175/hitman892/Kick.jpg)

(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm175/hitman892/Ban3.jpg)

(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm175/hitman892/Ban2.jpg)

(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm175/hitman892/Ban.jpg)

And also, some other funny stuff:

(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm175/hitman892/Advertisement.jpg)

(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm175/hitman892/Quiz.jpg)

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Juraj_horvath on July 04, 2008, 07:13:43 pm
(b0n3f1r3(15) was warned by [ALS]David for no "wankers" on this server

gay (34) was warned by [ALS]David(42) for /changename to something more...RP

XBoRNNn(38) was banned by Robert_Mueller for f**k off

/gerphone 0

Phone nomber of WhiteJack(0) is: 2707

Juraj_Horvath(36) takes a smoke from his ciggarete and breathes out a white smoke

[AV]Zun(12) gave blowjob to Juraj_Horvath(36)

At the betha house we wanted to rape Easteagle

[ALS]Spitfire(38) shouts: lets fuick
Juraj_Horvath(24) erects
Juraj_horvath(24) shouts: TITS!!
[ALS]Spitfire(38) shouts: Lets rape she!!
[ALS]Easteagle: No!

Back when RI:FC was on we were standing in a line.
AV Matias was next.
Frank_Hawk: /me searches Matias
Matias: /me loves when guards are searching him.
Frank_Hawk: ok, enter
Matias: /me erects
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dmitry on July 04, 2008, 10:21:18 pm
Sexy Cubans Underneath Armchairs... HAHAhahaHaAhA!!! LoLoL Ftw. LOL!!!

And lol, Juraj... i thought you never had oral sex xD espicelly with ... guys :S xD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Bishop on July 05, 2008, 01:58:20 am
That post was an hard discussion on the admin chat. :(
To understand you guys, it was an test if I can kick level 1 admins...

Eeep, want me to take it down?
I didn't want to get you into trouble =/
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jaaskaa on July 05, 2008, 12:03:27 pm
[AV]Pancher : Jaaskaa are you a hooker ?
[AV]Rix_Solonik: :D
Jaaskaa_Kolta : No you just connected while i'm spectating 

Somedude : F you admin
Jaaskaa_Kolta : Wut ?
Somedude : Me no speak english
Jaaskaa_Kolta : Go learn it !
Spectating mod off, player left server
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Altair_Carter on July 05, 2008, 01:08:33 pm
[AV]Pancher : Jaaskaa are you a hooker ?
[AV]Rix_Solonik: :D
Jaaskaa_Kolta : No you just connected while i'm spectating 

Somedude : F you admin
Jaaskaa_Kolta : Wut ?
Somedude : Me no speak english
Jaaskaa_Kolta : Go learn it !
Spectating mod off, player left server
em....it was with me
and it was like:
Me:F you admin!
Jaaska:WHat Altair!?
Me:Cought....
Me:I meant "Famous you admin"
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on July 05, 2008, 07:15:16 pm
(http://robis.yoyo.pl/logs/funlog1.png)
http://robis.yoyo.pl/logs/funlog1.png




(http://robis.yoyo.pl/logs/funlog2.png)
http://robis.yoyo.pl/logs/funlog2.png




Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: ElMartu on July 05, 2008, 09:25:08 pm
A minute left for the DD, this happened:

[PSCO]Xavas(17) was warned by Haldir(56) for sort your lag

Then sometime after:

[PSCO]Xavas(17) was kicked by Haldir(56) for Warned once - Stop downloading porn - No reentry  

ROFL!  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dr J. Cohen on July 06, 2008, 02:39:53 pm
hmmmm, ye i dont download anything and i dont ever lag until i got in dd.

Sergeant me on radio during that massive riot at grove. i will post screenie at home.
police radio:
[PCSO]Xavas: FBI, swat will be there now we gettin dress's.
James_Hunter: lol
[PCSO]Xavas: oops i mean dressed.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Pancher on July 07, 2008, 12:18:49 am
[AV]Pancher : Jaaskaa are you a hooker ?
[AV]Rix_Solonik: :D
Jaaskaa_Kolta : No you just connected while i'm spectating 

Lol this was rly funny :D Bwhaha
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Husky on July 07, 2008, 09:12:51 pm
A minute left for the DD, this happened:

[PSCO]Xavas(17) was warned by Haldir(56) for sort your lag

Then sometime after:

[PSCO]Xavas(17) was kicked by Haldir(56) for Warned once - Stop downloading porn - No reentry  

ROFL!  :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol: that was ROFL
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stof on July 08, 2008, 07:33:15 am
lol me getting pulled over by newbie cops ;)

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z69/stefz123/cdgfdfdsf.png)

if u cant read it, it says

John_Taggart says: Show me your license

[ALS]_SToF gives him a picture of his shit

***[999]dr_pain says:who wants free eye surgery?

[ALS]_SToF says: srry

[ALS]_SToF says: that's another card

John_Taggart says: What's this?

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: UberPwner on July 08, 2008, 02:16:11 pm
*[Rstar]Sharphis (34) has been kicked for flooding

 :lol:



Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on July 08, 2008, 05:18:52 pm
Player: OMG I had a dream yesterday... i found unowned banshee...
Player 2: And?
Player: And server restarted...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: alamicu on July 08, 2008, 05:38:27 pm
=))
i really happened something like that to me...i found unowned comet and when i did /buycar the server restarted :))
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dimka_Richman on July 08, 2008, 08:25:14 pm
[Mafia]BoZKuRT: hi
[Mafia]BoZKuRT: my
[Mafia]BoZKuRT: hi
[Mafia]BoZKuRT: admin
[Mafia]BoZKuRT: admin
[Mafia]BoZKuRT: admin
[Mafia]BoZKuRT: my
[Mafia]BoZKuRT: Phillip_Tattaglia
[Mafia]BoZKuRT was banned by Razor_Almeida(44) for Armour hacks, argonathrpg.eu. Well, i love armour!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dmitry on July 08, 2008, 08:56:43 pm
Male player: OMG you are soooo hot!!
Fmale player: dude, i'm you're sister :S

HHAHA ROFL  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on July 08, 2008, 10:12:06 pm
[ALS]Micx see big red button on the steering wheel
[ALS]Micx: What is that for?
[AV]FlameMan shouts: DONT TOUCH IT!!
[ALS]Micx presses big red button on the steering wheel

[ALS]Micx left server (Crashed)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: David_Omid on July 08, 2008, 11:09:56 pm
Earlier today I saw someone suddenly spawn guns and start shooting people for no reason. I froze him and asked MrEcks to check him for hacks.

As soon as I froze him, this happened:

(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm175/hitman892/1.jpg)
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm175/hitman892/2.jpg)
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm175/hitman892/3.jpg)
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm175/hitman892/4.jpg)
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm175/hitman892/5.jpg)
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm175/hitman892/6.jpg)

Good to see an honest hacker :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stof on July 09, 2008, 09:46:02 am
rofl i dont think he'll be coming back.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: lavamike on July 09, 2008, 05:31:33 pm
@ Mt. Chilliad Event

Razor: Okay So I I will Be At Bottom And You All Parachute To e and punch me.
Razor: First one wins!
Event Partakers: Dude wtf we will die
Admin Lavamike: It's too small Razor we will die
Admin Razor: No we wont, watch...
** Razor jumps off and releases parachuts
** Razor falls to his death
Admin Lavamike: Lol, I told you...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: smey on July 09, 2008, 07:33:45 pm
(http://i34.tinypic.com/10clpio.jpg)

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: tiderman on July 09, 2008, 07:41:00 pm
(http://i34.tinypic.com/10clpio.jpg)

 :rofl:
hmmmm  :lol: lol
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Sachin_Obhrai on July 09, 2008, 09:46:49 pm
Haha, I got lot's of funny chatlogs. I'll post them ASAP. got many of them haah.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Carbon on July 09, 2008, 11:14:35 pm
hmmmm  :lol: lol

Undercover secret  :conf: :cool:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Brains on July 09, 2008, 11:19:03 pm
 :eek: :rofl: nice...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Micx on July 10, 2008, 12:49:27 am
on CB:

[ALS]David(11): you know what /crimson command do?
[ALS]Micx(47): you know what /q does? It's bugged, and i got 200k one time from it :O
[ALS]_[miaw](66): lol...
[ALS]_SToF(39): I'll check later.


20 minutes later:

[ALS]_SToF(31) has joined the server.
[ALS]_SToF(31): now i know what /q does
[ALS]Micx(47): LOL
[ALS]David(11): lmao


_______________________________________ _______________

ADVERTISEMENT: are you new in aragorn ?? do you need help !! ,contact Ziad_Monelli(3)
[ALS]David: (16) Aragorn?
Lustigkurre: haha
Smn: IN aragorn? :O


 :D :D :D

_______________________________________ _______________

ADVERTISEMENT: I will blow unless i don't get $10000 ,contact Razor_Denaro(28)

LMAO  :rofl:

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: David_Omid on July 10, 2008, 12:54:53 am
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm175/hitman892/Crime22.jpg)

I found this unusual...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stof on July 10, 2008, 03:15:18 am
lol i actually did /q ((i knew what it did)) lmao it said server loast connection then it said connected to argonath BAD NICKNAME so i press /q :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: David_Omid on July 11, 2008, 02:24:29 am
There was a "Gay Admin Parade" at Jizzy's earlier and we dressed in Elvis suits and danced around homosexually...

After that, SWAT arrived and we ran around raping everyone. Haldir got suspected for assault...and I got:

(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm175/hitman892/Crime23.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Squeak on July 11, 2008, 04:39:59 am
[AV]Charz: Dont you know im the pro shooter in ARPD?
[ESG]Killar: you arent.
[HIM]Squeak : LIES!
[AV]Charz: lol im just kidding
[AV]Charz dont F8 me
[HIM]Squeak: /me F8's
{AV]Charz: lol


then uhh this is when we were trying to kidnap Vince
CB:Me: /me sees vince in the channel
CB:me: anyone who did /cbusers is gay.
CB:Wolf_Araatus: LOL
CB:Ryder_Solonik: Starting by you
CB:Wolf_Araatus: I didnt
CB:Me: lol!
CB:Tyder_Solonik: LOL

During an Ad
ADVERTISEMENT: Have you died lately? Get the funeral of your life! call 8153 to(the ad cuts off) Contact Jesse_Stracci

Again in CB talking about a bar with Wolf
me: where is it?
him: we could always use a nice slut...
him: near LS Airport
me: you need a nice slut, eh?
him: LAWL
me: why? you mom got fired?
me: pwnt
him: -.-

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Chris5170 on July 11, 2008, 05:10:46 am
Player: OMG I had a dream yesterday... i found unowned banshee...
Player 2: And?
Player: And server restarted...
that was me...

and it's true :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Saint on July 11, 2008, 05:29:42 am
I found an unowned Banshee.

Nach and Chill were PMing me for 200k, lol, its fun jokin about findin unowned stuff
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Sachin_Obhrai on July 11, 2008, 05:42:59 am
Haha lmfao, these are some funny a** chatlogs. I should post some.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Gillie_Da_Kid on July 11, 2008, 06:26:54 am
(http://i34.tinypic.com/10clpio.jpg)

 :rofl:

Hahaha that's Hilarious  :D btw who was that admin?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: polopolo on July 11, 2008, 06:43:34 am
Quote
who was that admin?
An eye in the sky. :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Aragorn on July 11, 2008, 08:14:22 am
[AV]FlameMan: (19) sauron is the best
[AV]Zun: (41) Sauron is the host
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Altair_Carter on July 11, 2008, 09:45:01 am
PM to[AV]Flameman:/me is wearing a female cop suit.
PM to[AV]Flameman:Pick up lonely heart at Verdant Bluffs
PM from[AV]Flameman:I dont wanna be raped :D
PM to[AV]Flameman:Idiot,it means pick me up!
PM from [AV]Flameman:Negative,im in pursuit.
PM to[AV]Flameman:Darn you :P
PM to[AV]Flameman:I'll Rape you for that! XD
PM from [AV]Flameman: xD roflmao
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Freedom on July 11, 2008, 12:18:26 pm
I found an unowned Banshee.

Nach and Chill were PMing me for 200k, lol, its fun jokin about findin unowned stuff

That joke is made by me :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: David_Omid on July 11, 2008, 04:19:20 pm
Hahaha that's Hilarious  :D btw who was that admin?

Can't you tell?  :wow:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: adam_stevens on July 11, 2008, 08:25:10 pm
/crime 12
Crime of Tupac(12): no famous names lol..

HAHHAHA
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Zun_Callison on July 11, 2008, 08:45:33 pm
[AV]FlameMan: (19) sauron is the best
[AV]Zun: (41) Sauron is the host

Hehe :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on July 11, 2008, 09:50:58 pm
Crime of RoelVording(36): changing cars without refuling and civil hardcore attcking!

Crime of Dyuta(11): dangerous and stupid driving

Admin Tice_Corleone(33): lmao, ID 26 is fining a guy for $5 for walking too fast

Razor_Denaro(28) was suspected by officer Haldir(12) for Argonaths Biggest Terrorist - 9/11 all over again

ADVERTISMENT: Poncho donates 1k to event, contact Nach_Solonik(2)
ADVERTISMENT: And Nach wastes $50 of it on an advert..., contact [WS]Poncho(16)

Razor_Denaro(23) says: What do you want?
sRy_Corleone(21) says: money
Razor_Denaro(23) says: And a bullet in the head, yes?
sRy_Corleone(21) says: no thanks you're to kind..

Roman_Belic: (38) EAT OR DIE@
[WS]Matthew: (23) Lol!!!
[WS]Matthew: (23) Thats what my mom said about my pills

faT_NinJa_BoB(26) shouts: CBF FARTED... EVERYONE ON GROUND
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Anto on July 11, 2008, 10:42:53 pm
/crime 15 : Crime of [Rstar]Anto(15): Indecent Exposure!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Chill on July 11, 2008, 10:50:02 pm


faT_NinJa_BoB(26) shouts: CBF FARTED... EVERYONE ON GROUND

Haha I laughed my ass of IRL on that, I mean old man fart.. Augh, you should smell my dads.

God, I have such a childish sense of humor ^^.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Bishop on July 12, 2008, 01:51:06 am


Razor_Denaro(28) was suspected by officer Haldir(12) for Argonaths Biggest Terrorist - 9/11 all over again


I remember that one  :D

Razor flew a huge plane into the LSPD at pershing taking out 4 or 5 people   :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Gimli on July 12, 2008, 02:15:33 pm
Admin Tice_Corleone(33): lmao, ID 26 is fining a guy for $5 for walking too fast

 :rofl: Not the first time I hear something similar


-xcasio
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on July 13, 2008, 04:28:49 am
I remember that one  :D

Razor flew a huge plane into the LSPD at pershing taking out 4 or 5 people   :rofl:
No I didn't, I roleplayed  having a time bomb on me with 30 kg of C4 explosives..
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Cr4ig0 on July 14, 2008, 01:17:18 am
Admin Tice_Corleone(33): lmao, ID 26 is fining a guy for $5 for walking too fast

How'd he do that? was he on speed trap patrol or somethin?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: David_Omid on July 14, 2008, 02:11:42 am
How'd he do that? was he on speed trap patrol or somethin?

Anything can happen. I once got suspected for: Staring at cop

A freecop probably wanted a few bucks :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Daxx on July 15, 2008, 06:31:19 pm
(http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/2718/shitcrimedu9.png)

lmao  :lol:  :rofl:  :wow:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: adam_stevens on July 15, 2008, 06:37:14 pm
specter and freecop on bike next to me. Freecop says: Specter, why dont we just su someone and kill them to earn money?

ROFL
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: polopolo on July 16, 2008, 12:02:28 am
***[XXXX] BALL(20) I AM AN BALL
***[XXXX] BALL(20) RP BALL


[AV]Polopolo: f**kER
[AV]Polopolo is put under banana rule by admin [Rstar]Husky(2)
[AV]Polopolo is lifted from banana rule by admin Meriadoc(35)
[AV]Polopolo is put under banana rule by admin [Rstar]Anto(31)
[AV]Polopolo is lifted from banana rule by admin [Rstar]Anto(31)
[AV]Polopolo is put under banana rule by admin Polo_Stracci(14)
[AV]Polopolo is lifted from banana rule by admin [Rstar]Anto(31)


/me shouts: DIE!!!
After 2 seconds: Polo_Stracci(22) died killer 1, reason 26

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Anto on July 16, 2008, 01:28:13 am
i thought polopolo and polo stracci were same person  :poke:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Kitsune on July 16, 2008, 08:35:02 am
[AV]Polopolo is put under banana rule by admin Polo_Stracci(14)
i thought polopolo and polo stracci were same person  :poke:
wth? :trust:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Inkognito on July 16, 2008, 08:39:09 am
They Aren't :O?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Kitsune on July 16, 2008, 08:41:54 am
I think someone "fudged" his funny chat log....
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Husky on July 16, 2008, 09:27:09 am
About the banana spam is not the first time that happens :redface: and actually Polo that was [AV]Janek
[AV]Janek(23) F***ER
[AV]Janek(23) is put under banana rule by admin [Rstar]Husky(2)
[AV]Janek(23) is lifted from banana rule by admin Meriadoc(35)
[AV]Janek(23) is put under banana rule by admin [Rstar]Anto(31)
[AV]Janek(23) is lifted from banana rule by admin [Rstar]Anto(31)
[AV]Janek(23) is put under banana rule by admin Polo_Stracci(14)
[AV]Janek(23) is lifted from banana rule by admin [Rstar]Anto(31)
[AV]Janek(23) is put under banana rule by admin [Rstar]Anto(31)
ater that "lol" spam on admin chat  :lol:
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

[Rstar]Husky(47) was suspected by officer [Rstar]Pancher(10) for Sexy criminal
after 20 seconds...
[Rstar]Husky(47) was suspected by officer [Rstar]Pancher(10) for Sexy criminal | aiding suspect
and..we were on Team Speak and Lavamike ask me: Husky ? Husky say cookie....
I was with Ghost in a police chase:
[Rstar]Husky(3) was suspected by officer Xavas(34) for Cookeit
after 5 seconds
[Rstar]Husky(3) was suspected by officer Xavas(34) for Cookie
after other 5 seconds
[Rstar]Husky(3) was suspected by officer Xavas(34) for Aiding suspect
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
DudeF***kYou(32) was warned by admin [Rstar]Husky(13) for /changename
DudeF***kYou(32) was kicked by admin [ALS]David(12) for F***k you too
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: smey on July 16, 2008, 09:29:11 am
(http://i33.tinypic.com/t8kb3p.jpg)

 :cop:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Tai on July 16, 2008, 11:58:40 am
About the banana spam is not the first time that happens :redface: and actually Polo that was [AV]Janek
[AV]Janek(23) F***ER
[AV]Janek(23) is put under banana rule by admin [Rstar]Husky(2)
[AV]Janek(23) is lifted from banana rule by admin Meriadoc(35)
[AV]Janek(23) is put under banana rule by admin [Rstar]Anto(31)
[AV]Janek(23) is lifted from banana rule by admin [Rstar]Anto(31)
[AV]Janek(23) is put under banana rule by admin Polo_Stracci(14)
[AV]Janek(23) is lifted from banana rule by admin [Rstar]Anto(31)
[AV]Janek(23) is put under banana rule by admin [Rstar]Anto(31)
ater that "lol" spam on admin chat  :lol:
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

[Rstar]Husky(47) was suspected by officer [Rstar]Pancher(10) for Sexy criminal
after 20 seconds...
[Rstar]Husky(47) was suspected by officer [Rstar]Pancher(10) for Sexy criminal | aiding suspect
and..we were on Team Speak and Lavamike ask me: Husky ? Husky say cookie....
I was with Ghost in a police chase:
[Rstar]Husky(3) was suspected by officer Xavas(34) for Cookeit
after 5 seconds
[Rstar]Husky(3) was suspected by officer Xavas(34) for Cookie
after other 5 seconds
[Rstar]Husky(3) was suspected by officer Xavas(34) for Aiding suspect
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
DudeF***kYou(32) was warned by admin [Rstar]Husky(13) for /changename
DudeF***kYou(32) was kicked by admin [ALS]David(20) for F***k you too

(http://i33.tinypic.com/t8kb3p.jpg)

 :cop:

Nice  :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol:  Only one:  :pop:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jserg on July 16, 2008, 12:51:33 pm
(http://i33.tinypic.com/t8kb3p.jpg)

 :cop:

Nice one  :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on July 18, 2008, 11:21:01 am
[AV]Polopolo_SF: Plingolas... remember 1 thing...
[AV]Polopolo_SF: SF in my name isnt San Fierro, but
Plingolas: Sexy Fish
[AV]FlameMan: Strange flooder
Bueto_Fishcop: Thanks Plingo ^^
[AV]Polopolo_SF: .. Stracci Family
[AV]FlameMan:  xD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JethroMCH on July 18, 2008, 05:02:03 pm
This made me laugh and feel scared at the same time...  :roll:
(http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/4861/pumpkinmo0.bmp)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Inkognito on July 18, 2008, 05:42:46 pm
Lol :o
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on July 18, 2008, 05:46:55 pm
How did he know that Pumpkin will be banned?
Ohh i forgot... this is Chuck Norris... he knew that until Hank thought about it
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Leonid on July 19, 2008, 05:10:09 pm
(http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk64/Leonid_Richman/sa-mp-060.png)

i don't wanna hear any more info about suckin`    :rofl:

_______________________________________ _______________________________________ __

(http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk64/Leonid_Richman/sa-mp-061.png)

WOW i don't wanna mess with him /\ so denguros  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: polopolo on July 19, 2008, 06:04:31 pm
Zuci_mo = Zuck_me = Suck_me? I thinked it at that time.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: David_Omid on July 20, 2008, 01:45:29 am
Zuci_mo = Zuck_me = Suck_me? I thinked it at that time.

In...which language?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stof on July 20, 2008, 03:04:30 am
(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z69/stefz123/ROFL.png)

hehe we have fun at AVDS
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JayL on July 20, 2008, 05:02:43 am
Someone suspected Nach, and he started complaining at Hank, who didn't suspect him.
At that moment, I was with Hank in the LSPD garage, and Hank's ID was 17 and he was on duty
Suddnely, at /p chat..

Ferchu_Solonik: (1) unit 17 is abuser

Lmao
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Micx on July 20, 2008, 10:05:54 am
Page break

Guys the web site updated the HUMOR (http://www.argonathrpg.eu/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=242&Itemid=145) stuff...
Just some suggestions, if you wanna your funny logs on web...

1. The logs should be written, not screened... As i do not have a time to type all I see from your screenshots...
2. The best is to make the nicks in logs in a bold text (check site humor pages).
3. The logs should be short...

Thanks...

(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z69/stefz123/ROFL.png)

hehe we have fun at AVDS
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stof on July 20, 2008, 11:14:24 am
hmm oops will remember for next time, thanks for pointing it out Micx
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Tai on July 20, 2008, 12:32:08 pm
(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z69/stefz123/ROFL.png)

hehe we have fun at AVDS

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: ElMartu on July 20, 2008, 02:23:05 pm
Tai, you 1337 driver  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Gillie_Da_Kid on July 21, 2008, 05:36:56 am
Someone suspected Nach, and he started complaining at Hank, who didn't suspect him.
At that moment, I was with Hank in the LSPD garage, and his ID was 17 and he was on duty
Suddnely, at /p chat..

Ferchu_Solonik: (1) unit 17 is abuser

Nach is calling his friend abuser. Nach is a funny guy HAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JayL on July 21, 2008, 06:55:04 am
Nach is calling his friend abuser. Nach is a funny guy HAHAHAHA

You didn't get it, I think it's not clear.

In truth, Hank was ID 17, not Nach or Ferchu

Both were off duty.

Someone had suspected Nach for " hitman " and after getting killed he started moaning and Ferchu defended him so then Ferchu said that on /p chat.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Raykaza on July 23, 2008, 03:16:01 pm
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/5994/sanstitre2we9.jpg



LOL :rofl: :rofl: Admin  :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Micx on July 23, 2008, 08:58:42 pm
Pike(9), was banned by [Rstar]Anto(43) for Multiple accounts Cimi, Pummi, Polsk34, fisk[SWE], leturfre_2008
Mafs_Corleone: (5) Lol
[Rstar]Anto: (43) and 5 more


______________________________

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Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Kitsune on July 25, 2008, 07:37:35 am
Crime of Dimka_Richman(54): Throwing shit at cadets :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Niitro on July 25, 2008, 04:47:35 pm
***[++++] Jack-Stracci(24): i am going in jail
***[++++] Eric_Wright(22): nooooo
***[++++] Eric_Wright(22): I hate you
***[++++] Jack_Stracci(24):Why ?
***[++++] Eric_Wright(22):going to jail without me
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Freedom on July 25, 2008, 06:56:05 pm
Remove the numbers in [[]] plz :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: ShaunSforza on July 26, 2008, 06:15:39 am
[AK]JDCdes: watch where ur driving
ShaunSforza: you blow our cat
ShaunSforza: car*


lol :P, blowing the cat...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dimka_Richman on July 26, 2008, 03:40:13 pm
Evil Ghost  :conf:  :D
 :ps: how u did ur sig? :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Kitsune on July 26, 2008, 06:22:38 pm
uhhh... photoshop? :razz:

lmao, your sig has the same font as mine... :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Grovyle on July 26, 2008, 06:57:33 pm
Xavas: Cash Imbalance loves me
then someone /changename to Cash_Imbalance...
Cash_Imbalance: I love you Xavas!!!




It isn't that so funny but it is :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Seskom on July 26, 2008, 10:56:35 pm
lol today i was typing and went to wrong side of road cadet pulled me over after long talk he said:
Batso(22):Sir i gotta warn you
Seskom_Stracci(47):For?
Batso(22):Begin elvis
Seskom_Stracci(47):Racist,Racist!!
then one citizen came there
[ALSa]Demon(39):Racist!!!!
Batso(22)Omg
then cadet jumped on bike and drove off loolololool i gonna change my skin before somebody trys to fine me for begin elvis again.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Batso on July 26, 2008, 11:06:02 pm
whoopsy ?  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: CBFasi on July 28, 2008, 06:06:57 pm
Phonecall from a kidnapper!!

[GSF]Jim(phone):hmm wait a sex....
(image to prove it!)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Cathy on July 28, 2008, 09:38:12 pm
Some new guy was jailed:

[SRB]Coca_Cola: Hey I pay 600 dollars
Proxan: Yep
[SRB]Coca_Cola: If I died I pay 300 dollars
Proxan: Yep
[SRB]Coca_Cola: I dont want to surrender anymore


Rofl xD

And another:

Camel(2) has been kicked by [Rstar]Pancher for 2.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stof on July 29, 2008, 08:36:39 am
hahaha ROFL i got that from some guy who surrendered before xD funny as hell!
(Hell is funny?)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: ToniaNVR on July 29, 2008, 09:17:33 am
ZiGzAk(9), was banned by [Rstar]Razor for OMG.. Your definitely the weapon rambo! - argonathrpg.eu

TRMr_T(41), was kicked by [Rstar]Carhartt for Dming, LOOOOOOL, not funny, bye

Simo__(41), was kicked by [Rstar]Anto for dmed me because I banned you? you are lucky its not again

Freddie_Glad: fock off
[Rstar]Anto: (1) me?
Freddie_Glad: ye
Freddie_Glad: so fock off
[Rstar]Anto: (1) better learn to spell prick
Freddie_Glad(24), was kicked by [Rstar]Anto for fock off!!! come back when you learn rules


BaroZZo(5), was kicked by [Rstar]Anto for stupid?


BaroZZo(46), was kicked by [Rstar]Anto for NOOB? lol

Padrontry42(32), was kicked by [Rstar]Anto for HAHAH

Terrance_Enzo(6), was kicked by [Rstar]Anto for fuck you too
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Husky on July 29, 2008, 09:44:11 am
lol :lol: I love how Anto kick/ban
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Inkognito on July 29, 2008, 10:10:04 am
Nice :)

Off-Topic: Missed  you Husky, on da party :
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Carhartt on July 29, 2008, 10:17:10 am

Freddie_Glad: fock off
[Rstar]Anto: (1) me?
Freddie_Glad: ye
Freddie_Glad: so fock off
[Rstar]Anto: (1) better learn to spell prick
Freddie_Glad(24), was kicked by [Rstar]Anto for fock off!!! come back when you learn rules


Hahahahahahaha!!!!  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Anto on July 29, 2008, 11:58:18 am
I kick for funny reasons but I kick for good reasons.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Whiteman on July 29, 2008, 08:52:19 pm
Yeap.Anto is the best admin.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Pancher on July 30, 2008, 01:59:44 am
Crime of [Rstar]CBFasi: Refusing to stop

Sankan_Corleone: /me gets outhis cristmas socks and fills them with hax
Sankan_Corleone: noes it art the hax they fly


[SDR]Simo shouts: can i use hacks to spawn it??

Meriadoc: I got hacks
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Gillie_Da_Kid on July 30, 2008, 04:10:40 am
Crime of [Rstar]CBFasi: Refusing to stop

Sankan_Corleone: /me gets outhis cristmas socks and fills them with hax
Sankan_Corleone: noes it art the hax they fly


[SDR]Simo shouts: can i use hacks to spawn it??

Meriadoc: I got hacks

Hhahahahah
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Proxan on July 31, 2008, 09:24:42 am
First one on police radio.

(me) Unit 8 jail suspect 2,over
(unit8) There is no unit 8,over
(me) you are unit 8,over
(unit8) Oh,over

Next one a cop comes to us

The cop says: Do you have any drugs?
Proxan says: No sir
Sarah_Scalise says: No sir, I'm clean as white paper
The cop says I need some

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Inkognito on July 31, 2008, 09:27:23 am
First one on police radio.

(me) Unit 8 jail suspect 2,over
(unit8) There is no unit 8,over
(me) you are unit 8,over
(unit8) Oh,over

Next one a cop comes to us

The cop says: Do you have any drugs?
Proxan says: No sir
Sarah_Scalise says: No sir, I'm clean as white paper
The cop says I need some




Hahaha. First one is best. But second is an abuse of freecop :o
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: ToniaNVR on July 31, 2008, 10:43:54 am
Skole(44), was kicked by [Rstar]cDa for sexey reason(hp bug xD)

Bartek1234(41), was kicked by [AV]Polopolo_SF for ooowww, jail evading is a bad thing!

(MS13)Matute(7), was warned by [ALS]Carbon for ramming... bought a driver license...

(Bt)DIZI(5), was kicked by [Rstar]Razor for Fuck off? I am not intirable comfortable with that kind of flame

(MS)_igoo(39), was warned by [Rstar]Razor for What language do you speak? | No D-e-a-t-h-m-a-t-c-h

(MS)_igoo(39), was kicked by [Rstar]Razor for L-E-A-R-N T-O S-P-E-A-K E-N-G-L-I-S-H | No deathmatch

(MS)_igoo(11), was kicked by [Rstar]Razor for next time ban, ssssxvcxvxc

Eric_Crenshaw(6), was kicked by [Rstar]Razor for Idiot, blowing gas station is bannable, ffs
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: smey on July 31, 2008, 05:28:12 pm
GiacJr: (16) if you're a cop, you can use any means to kill the suspect
GiacJr: (16) except script abuse
Ramke: (10) And carkill right Giac
GiacJr: (16) yes.
GiacJr: (16) carkilling is allowed.

 :D

---

[AV]SpecterZ : (1) Hostage destroyed, Over.
[Rstar]Jcstodds : (41) Roger that, call out a cleaning crew, Over.
[Rstar]Jcstodds : (41) Get the mess off the road

---

[Rstar]Jcstodds shouts: (62) This is the f**king police, resist and we blow you!!

---

Bizzl3_Izumi (3) uses porno mag and gets his penis hard
Bizzl3_Izumi (3) wanks
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Marc2984 on July 31, 2008, 06:00:07 pm
Meriadoc: I got hacks

That was not in public chat I suppose, and if it was then somebody would have asked a stupid question.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: polopolo on July 31, 2008, 06:50:01 pm
That was not in public chat I suppose, and if it was then somebody would have asked a stupid question.
Maby I know where it came from....

* Admin Polopolo: Meriadoc, if you are not an devolper, then why you are an 6+ admin?
* Admin Meriadco: Because I have hacks
Some people laugh
* Admin Polopolo: I also have hacks, can I be level 6+ now? :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dr J. Cohen on July 31, 2008, 06:59:49 pm
Me interviewing Jack_Aaratus and Polopolo

Xavas: So why did you conslut the fbi
Xavas: CONSULT*
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Inkognito on August 01, 2008, 08:21:44 am
GiacJr: (16) if you're a cop, you can use any means to kill the suspect
GiacJr: (16) except script abuse
Ramke: (10) And carkill right Giac
GiacJr: (16) yes.
GiacJr: (16) carkilling is allowed.

 :D


After that, we discussed with Giac, and he 're-announced' again that carkilling is not allowed nor you are a cop.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: smey on August 01, 2008, 09:33:07 am
Yeah, but I didn't took a screen of it.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dmitry on August 01, 2008, 09:18:06 pm
Player 1: so how much time i need to work for you in a gay?
Player 2:    :eek:
Player 1: day*
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dimka_Richman on August 01, 2008, 09:42:31 pm
Flame Removed. ~Hess
_____________

Player [PCSO]Neuron Car Health = 6549/100
_____________

Bounce_Izumi: I found unowned towtruck o_0
Roman_Belic: Congrats - lol
Roman_Belic: i'll buy for 1 mil
_____________

Chill: Haha i've alaways wanted to see Tice dancing as a gay character :P
Mafs_Corleone: Chill i got screenshits
Mafs_Corleone: shots*
_____________

Inst_Stracci: This is CRASHAA
_____________

James_Hunter: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
_____________
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dmitry on August 01, 2008, 09:48:47 pm
_____________

Chill: Haha i've alaways wanted to see Tice dancing as a gay character :P
Mafs_Corleone: Chill i got screenshits
Mafs_Corleone: shots*
_____________



lol!  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dr J. Cohen on August 01, 2008, 10:00:16 pm
Of course im not the only gay in the server....  :redface:

Tommy_Corleone: xavas is not the only gay in the server
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: David_Omid on August 03, 2008, 01:52:25 am
Changename(54) was warned by [ALS]David[Z](7) for /changename - oh, wait, you already know it!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: cDa on August 03, 2008, 01:57:07 am
From a Passport test:

Me: Ok First question, what kind of Server is this?
Player: This is a Internet Multiplayer server sir!

(indetity hidden  :roll:)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: David_Omid on August 03, 2008, 02:16:30 am
Passport test:

Me: ok, who is the president of Argonath?

Player: We have a president now?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Hess on August 03, 2008, 03:06:40 am
Changename(54) was warned by [ALS]David[Z](7) for /changename - oh, wait, you already know it!
Haha, Classic! :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Caltson on August 03, 2008, 03:08:50 am
>Proxan types it into the computer
>RyanC Farts
>[ALS]Ryan Smells the fart
>[ALS]Ryan dies from the fart
> You died serving the public
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: David_Omid on August 03, 2008, 03:18:10 am
unknown player was warned by [ALS]David[Z] for flaming
unknown player: TAKE IT UP THE ASS ADMIN
unknown player: FUCKING MORON
unknown player was kicked by [ALS]David[Z](57) for no, I will not 'take it up the ass'...and I am not a moron
Admin [Rstar]CBFasi: Well said
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Gillie_Da_Kid on August 03, 2008, 05:09:30 am
unknown player was warned by [ALS]David[Z] for flaming
unknown player: TAKE IT UP THE ASS ADMIN
unknown player: f**kING MORON
unknown player was kicked by [ALS]David[Z](57) for no, I will not 'take it up the ass'...and I am not a moron
Admin [Rstar]CBFasi: Well said

Haha, Classic
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Squeak on August 03, 2008, 07:18:00 am
Changename(54) was warned by [ALS]David[Z](7) for /changename - oh, wait, you already know it!
ROFL that was meh
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Inkognito on August 03, 2008, 12:33:09 pm
Passport tests...

I: Can you name me five rules of this server?
Player: No ramming, dming, carjacking, flaming, abusing scripts.
I: Can you tell me five commands of this server?
Player: No ramming, dming, carjacking, flaming, abusing scripts.
I: Commands, not rules...
Player: No ramming, dming carjacking, flaming, abusing scripts..


No comments  :devroll:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on August 03, 2008, 01:24:50 pm
hahahaha :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: David_Omid on August 04, 2008, 01:05:46 am
This happened a little while ago. xcasio was being chased by Sharphis because he wanted him to sign divorce papers...

However, I had no idea and this happened:

I entered LS International and saw Gimli taking off in a Nevada
Admin [ALS]David[Z]: Why is Gimli flying a Nevada?
Admin [Rstar]Sharphis: So that's where he is...thanks David!
Admin Gimli: Damn it, David!
Admin [ALS]David[Z]: WTF is going on?
(laughter in admin chat)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Gillie_Da_Kid on August 04, 2008, 01:59:20 am
This happened a little while ago. xcasio was being chased by Sharphis because he wanted him to sign divorce papers...

However, I had no idea and this happened:

I entered LS International and saw Gimli taking off in a Nevada
Admin [ALS]David[Z]: Why is Gimli flying a Nevada?
Admin [Rstar]Sharphis: So that's where he is...thanks David!
Admin Gimli: Damn it, David!
Admin [ALS]David[Z]: WTF is going on?
(laughter in admin chat)

Haha another Classic
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: David_Omid on August 04, 2008, 02:20:00 am
Here is something from a few weeks ago:

[ALS]David: I know a guy IRL called Jubin and he is Iranian
[Rstar]Jubin: I know a guy IRL called David and he is retarded
[ALS]David: :(
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Tai on August 05, 2008, 08:36:54 pm
Changename(54) was warned by [ALS]David[Z](7) for /changename - oh, wait, you already know it!

The beast xD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: sinamun on August 06, 2008, 11:23:33 pm
Cochee_Tahmen: uhm
Cochee_Tahmen: Ever had a pussy around you head, IRL?
Sinamun: no
Cochee_Tahmen: You were born from a shit hole.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Abraham on August 06, 2008, 11:33:58 pm
Here is something from a few weeks ago:

[ALS]David: I know a guy IRL called Jubin and he is Iranian
[Rstar]Jubin: I know a guy IRL called David and he is retarded
[ALS]David: :(
Hahaha, I bursted out in laughter, "IRL"
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: sinamun on August 08, 2008, 11:02:14 am
Please do not post logs involving flame. I don't understand how that was funny in the first place anyway.  ~Hess
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Caltson on August 08, 2008, 11:03:37 am
Keep in mind Mafs was drunk last night  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dr J. Cohen on August 08, 2008, 11:06:24 am
I don't actually find that funny.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Pancher on August 08, 2008, 12:09:02 pm
Keep in mind Mafs was drunk last night  :lol:
Thats not funny and u cant blame ur drunk when insulting other players, If u cant respect others then dont join server.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Caltson on August 08, 2008, 07:49:16 pm
erm, i wasnt serious on that... I know that's insulting .. I know i would feel also insulted if someone posted "Yup That Ryan IS a retard" or smtng... 
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stof on August 09, 2008, 02:26:29 am
Ryans a r*tard? lol jks this is supposed tio be funny chatlogs not FLAME!!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: David_Omid on August 09, 2008, 03:57:14 pm
This happened two days ago. cDa was setting houses.

Admin [Rstar]cDa: Omg so annoying...
Admin [AV]DeeJay: ?
Admin [Rstar]cDa: I told him he can't have a 2 floor int on a 1 floor house
Admin [Rstar]cDa: He says ok, so what int do you want? 2 floor int...
(laughter)

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Wolfe on August 10, 2008, 04:10:02 pm
[WS]Wolfe: /me robs ring of power from sauron
Admin Announcement : return the ring or death will be upon you
albu_stracci: LOl
[ALS]Charlie:XD
[WS]Wolfe:/me returns
[AV]SpecterZ: what ring ?
Cane_Mcsearg:ROFLMAO
Ryan_johnsson: LOL
Sinamun: Gimli is on r what ?
[AV]SpecterZ: What ring ?
[WS]Wolfe:The ring of power I stole from sauron
Proxan: LOTR ?
Goldie_loc: the RING


Lol this happened like 10 mins ago
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: charz on August 10, 2008, 04:18:00 pm
pm from [ALS]Carbon:and i wore ALSatag for 3 days.
pm sent [ALS]Carbon: i am jelousing you.
pm sent [ALS]Carbon: /me buying guns at weapon store
pm from [ALS]CArbon:/me using a mingun aim at Charz
pm sent [ALS]Carbon:/me use hack to spawn a rocket Launcher.
pm sent [ALS]Carbon: /me got a hack too^^
i /p hey carbon got minigun beware of him
then i /p /report 3(carbon) using hack
pm from [ALS]Carbon: try it
pm sent [ALS]Carbon: nah there u will be a warn
pm from [ALS]Carbon: ^^
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: murderboy on August 10, 2008, 04:30:16 pm
got no logs but its funny:

Zun_calisson just said:
you need skills to use a bike  :D :D :D (its obvious that you dont)

and not funny what Zun said:(in /pm)

-haha noob
-haha you got no skills
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: brainiac220 on August 10, 2008, 08:46:32 pm
where can i fiind the chatlogs?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Caltson on August 10, 2008, 09:04:27 pm
got no logs but its funny:

Zun_calisson just said:
you need skills to use a bike  :D :D :D (its obvious that you dont)

and not funny what Zun said:(in /pm)

-haha noob
-haha you got no skills
That aint a funny chatlog, thats a complaint...
Everyone has a different opinion on using a bike..  :trust:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: murderboy on August 11, 2008, 03:25:03 pm
it is no complain, its a funny log,

saying bike need skills,

everyone know you dont need skills for bike, so its funny
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dave on August 11, 2008, 03:51:50 pm
Well, ARPD , when we are in a chase, usually call people on bikes "No skillers" as the bike can incrase it's speed by leaning forward slightly, and it also has better handling and cannot really be rammed off the road. You do not need skills to use a bike in a police chase. You need skills to use a car. That is why ARPD cops are only allowed to for upon a suspect mounted on a bike. We can shoot cars, only to put them on fre or to pop the tyres.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: murderboy on August 12, 2008, 09:32:26 am
blacksky got the point there,
you dont need skills to use a bike, you can easily drive around road without hitting anything,
-small vehicle, between small alleys
-hard to ram person off
-popping tyres: it looks like they dont got tyres

a car is much better, and you need skills
-cant just go in smaller roads
-taking corners is harder(hitting things around road and all)

but we are getting off topic here,

on topic:

bike no skills, so what Zun and panda said is funny
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Eric Wright on August 12, 2008, 09:36:08 am
You need skills with bike for stunting
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: rJCaiG on August 12, 2008, 09:59:22 am
back on topic please
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Micx on August 12, 2008, 11:24:27 am
Yes sir!

__________________________________

Matthew_McBride(27) has joined the game.
[WS]Poncho: (32) hey McBride
Mafs_Corleone: (13) Hey Mc'Bribe'

 :D

__________________________________

[Tyrone]: (21) admins please leave me alone now
[Tyrone]: (21) all admins leave me alone for few minutes
[AV]Polopolo: (29) Tyrone, why?
[ALS]Micx: (26) he needs to money hack  :razz:
[AV]Polopolo: (29) I think so
[Tyrone]: (21) because im a black man?
[ALS]Micx: (26) lol
Christ_Corleone: (39) :D
[AA]Pvt_R_Izumi: (45) XD


___________________________________

Andeey: (32) Selling unowned pancher for 3k
[ALS]Inkognito: (14) Lol
[Rstar]Pancher: (6) O_o


Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stof on August 12, 2008, 01:22:18 pm
bahahahaha my bro saying selling unowned pancher hahaha he gets stoopid sometimesfv
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Husky on August 12, 2008, 01:27:37 pm

Andeey: (32) Selling unowned pancher for 3k
[ALS]Inkognito: (14) Lol
[Rstar]Pancher: (6) O_o



I'll buy it!!!!!!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Tovenaarke on August 12, 2008, 02:22:00 pm
He is far from unowned, believe me  ;)
 good one!
Greetz
- Tov.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Mafs on August 12, 2008, 02:28:35 pm


Matthew_McBride(27) has joined the game.
[WS]Poncho: (32) hey McBride
Mafs_Corleone: (13) Hey Mc'Bribe'

 :D


Haha, I remember this. After I said that an whole argument about Matthew taking bribes or not started :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Inkognito on August 13, 2008, 10:17:17 am
Cop: Who stole patriot which I stole?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stof on August 13, 2008, 10:22:25 am
hehe meeeee
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Challenger on August 14, 2008, 12:25:42 pm
policemansam:.r unit is masterbating in the lockerroom


[Rstar]Charger(5) was suspected by officer [GSF]Smiley(4) for Speeding and driving with out a licence
Dabb_BarziniT(police officer):pff,im driving with out a licence too


ADVERTISEMENT:For what NASA stands for,contact [Rstar]Charger(42)
PM from ******:sex on moon
PM from ******:national argonath sexual army

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Husky on August 14, 2008, 02:28:54 pm
[Rstar]Husky(37) was suspected by officer Xavas(42) for Wants a BiG orgy "Resus" [Requested]

[Rstar]Husky(37) was suspected by officer Xavas(42) for resus me

[Rstar]Husky(75) was suspected by officer [Z]Solidius(37) for assault,bad doggy,bad
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Gillie_Da_Kid on August 14, 2008, 04:49:58 pm
[Rstar]Husky(37) was suspected by officer Xavas(42) for Wants a BiG orgy "Resus" [Requested]

[Rstar]Husky(37) was suspected by officer Xavas(42) for resus me

[Rstar]Husky(75) was suspected by officer [Z]Solidius(37) for assault,bad doggy,bad

LOL
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Seskom on August 14, 2008, 04:55:54 pm
policemansam:.r unit is masterbating in the lockerroom


[Rstar]Charger(5) was suspected by officer [GSF]Smiley(4) for Speeding and driving with out a licence
Dabb_BarziniT(police officer):pff,im driving with out a licence too


ADVERTISEMENT:For what NASA stands for,contact [Rstar]Charger(42)
PM from ******:sex on moon
PM from ******:national argonath sexual army

it was me :D :D


Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dr J. Cohen on August 14, 2008, 06:22:07 pm
[Rstar]Husky(37) was suspected by officer Xavas(42) for Wants a BiG orgy "Resus" [Requested]

[Rstar]Husky(37) was suspected by officer Xavas(42) for resus me

[Rstar]Husky(75) was suspected by officer [Z]Solidius(37) for assault,bad doggy,bad

 :ps: Both of them resus's where requested... just made the reasons abit funny  ;)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Aragorn on August 14, 2008, 10:11:27 pm
Cop: Who stole patriot which I stole?

HAHAHA  :hah:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: David_Omid on August 15, 2008, 02:43:15 pm
A guy joined the server and completely ruined a cop vs criminals shootout at GS9 by helikilling and crashing into the fuel tanks, killing everybody in the blast.

Terroristt(56) has been kicked by [Z]David for terrorism

Admin announcement: ~n~~n~~r~~h~Please do not blow up fuel stations~n~This is NOT Iraq
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: NitrOx on August 15, 2008, 02:48:01 pm
David, if you did the announce, you are not Tony Dragons, you shouldnt disrespect any country.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: polopolo on August 15, 2008, 04:18:54 pm
David, if you did the announce, you are not Tony Dragons, you shouldnt disrespect any country.
2+ can't announce, only 3+. :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Ziad on August 15, 2008, 05:10:48 pm
i was searching on google when i found this pic :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Inkognito on August 15, 2008, 05:17:48 pm
i was searching on google when i found this pic :)

How it is related with Funny Chatlogs of SA:MP?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Husky on August 15, 2008, 05:37:21 pm
i was searching on google when i found this pic :)
Wrong Topic  :roll: http://www.argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?topic=8894.195
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dmitry on August 15, 2008, 07:19:05 pm
David, if you did the announce, you are not Tony Dragons, you shouldnt disrespect any country.

Really.. that was a simple joke...
I would understand you NitrOx if that was a racist joke, but it isn't...

Anyway.. hahah, funny  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Proxan on August 16, 2008, 10:30:43 am
You_Cant_Win(42), was banned by [Rstar]Legend(52) for You bet I can win, we can do this all day long
Legenda(36), was banned by [Rstar]Legend(52) for Only one Legend here, ban evade
Andzor(7), was kicked by [GSF]RiX_LV(6) for go driveby and ram yourself IRL


 :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dmitry on August 16, 2008, 11:45:04 am
You_Cant_Win(42), was banned by [Rstar]Legend(52) for You bet I can win, we can do this all day long
Andzor(7), was kicked by [GSF]RiX_LV(6) for go driveby and ram yourself IRL

 :rofl:

hahaha  :lol: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JJ on August 16, 2008, 05:19:07 pm
Off topic: If you are really bored and want some fun, type "olari9" or "army" in search, and read his last posts
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: charz on August 16, 2008, 05:27:29 pm
suspect: COPS U  sucked! u can't catch me!
COPS: Why don't you come to LS ?
Suspect :i love Whetstone ^^
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: TruthSvensson on August 16, 2008, 05:54:31 pm
***[XXXX] BALL(20) I AM AN BALL
***[XXXX] BALL(20) RP BALL

THE BALL WAS ME (balls must talk in capital letter  :trust: )
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dmitry on August 16, 2008, 06:42:30 pm
Off topic: If you are really bored and want some fun, type "olari9" or "army" in search, and read his last posts

haha, i gotta agree with that one  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dimka_Richman on August 16, 2008, 10:03:42 pm
Suspect1: Haha cops cant catch me im too fast!!

(( he wus officer..))
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Tovenaarke on August 16, 2008, 10:16:12 pm
Suspect1: Haha cops cant catch me im too fast!!

(( he wus officer..))

Hm... you can't be suspect and officer at the same time lol... mistake? wrong joke? lie?

Greetz
- Tov.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: adam_stevens on August 16, 2008, 10:25:37 pm
toven.. his name was suspect1... dooh.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dimka_Richman on August 17, 2008, 09:29:56 am
Ye his name wus Suspect1..
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: James_Alterlis on August 17, 2008, 02:51:14 pm
suspect: COPS U  sucked! u can't catch me!
COPS: Why don't you come to LS ?
Suspect :i love Whetstone ^^


 ;)
classic chatlog

 :cop:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: James_Alterlis on August 17, 2008, 02:52:50 pm
I was wondering about Suspect1
I thinked he hack lol, coz I saw him first time

Officer named Suspect1? lol that's funny

 :cop:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Sammir on August 17, 2008, 07:18:56 pm
I was wondering about Suspect1
I thinked he hack lol, coz I saw him first time

Officer named Suspect1? lol that's funny

 :cop:

/changename  :redface:

btw. Don't make double posts if not needed use that 'Modify' button  :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dave on August 17, 2008, 07:27:51 pm
suspect: COPS U  sucked! u can't catch me!
COPS: Why don't you come to LS ?
Suspect :i love Whetstone ^^


Ye...then Proxan and I went to the desert where he was camping...and blew up our car chasing him on a dirt bike... :(
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Skole on August 17, 2008, 08:25:37 pm
Hank_Rafferty(10) was banned by [Rstar]Carhartt(38) for Armor Hacks

More funny it is because me and one other guy were hired to work as Hank's waiters on one restaurant,
and he had to arrive there in 5 minutes. Later he "ban evaded" and logged into his other account and sent us PM:


PM from Vice911(71): we have some technical problems, job cancelled..

( Carhartt obivously insterted wrong ID for his ban. :rofl: ) I couldn't screen that, 'cuz the whole screen got spammed by everyone after that.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: DHR.Mike on August 17, 2008, 08:27:50 pm
lol banned :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Carbon on August 17, 2008, 09:26:08 pm
Already unbanned :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: David_Omid on August 17, 2008, 10:49:43 pm
Accidents happen :(
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: John_Vaughan on August 18, 2008, 01:28:09 am
Suziki(32) got Banned by GiacJr(9) for Because toyota is better

:rofl:

Yesterday when Suziki entered the server many times...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: David_Omid on August 18, 2008, 01:45:16 am
What was all of that about? I was away...what did he get banned for?

And why did he ban evade? He knows better than that
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on August 18, 2008, 07:06:48 am
.
Yes, I was banned for exposing a bug. Then got banned for impostering. As gandalf said "This ban was not worth the situation you were in.
I was told by atleast 6 people that I was unbanned then Lob,Huslte,Spartan were all saying to come in server. They all pranked me.

Dont act as victim.. if YOU would not break rules, then you would NOT be banned again...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Inkognito on August 18, 2008, 08:28:51 am
Hank_Rafferty(10) was banned by [Rstar]Carhartt(38) for Armor Hacks

More funny it is because me and one other guy were hired to work as Hank's waiters on one restaurant,
and he had to arrive there in 5 minutes. Later he "ban evaded" and logged into his other account and sent us PM:


PM from Vice911(71): we have some technical problems, job cancelled..

( Carhartt obivously insterted wrong ID for his ban. :rofl: ) I couldn't screen that, 'cuz the whole screen got spammed by everyone after that.

Not good, not good :( Ban evading  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: David_Omid on August 18, 2008, 04:12:32 pm
Suziki(32) got Banned by GiacJr(9) for Because toyota is better

:rofl:

Yesterday when Suziki entered the server many times...

I thought the car was spelt Suzuki, not Suziki.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on August 18, 2008, 09:46:55 pm
[AV]FlameMan(47): suspect heading LV, need backup, code 30, Over.
caion(29): location?, Over.

---

caion: charlie you ASPD examinator ?
[AV]FlameMan: ... lol
[AV]FlameMan: what is the ASPD? :P
caion: ohh sorry i meant AVRD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Squeak on August 18, 2008, 10:08:10 pm
Accidents happen :(
Damn funny when they do though.  :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: DHR.Mike on August 18, 2008, 10:15:54 pm
lol :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Juraj_horvath on August 18, 2008, 10:18:40 pm
Lil_ell: main chat: me doed not olari, me two not one  :rofl:



Me and Jack_Araatus driving around city suddenly seing this in chat:

DeeJay(46) wanks harder and harder  :roll:

 ;)


Juraj
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: adam_stevens on August 18, 2008, 10:22:52 pm
[AV]FlameMan(47): suspect heading LV, need backup, code 30, Over.
caion(29): location?, Over.

---



whats funny about it? :| there area like 10 ways goin to LV
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: DHR.Mike on August 18, 2008, 10:28:18 pm

Me and Jack_Araatus driving around city suddenly seing this in chat:

DeeJay(46) wanks harder and harder  :roll:

 ;)


Juraj

yea Deejay is wanking on Evrybodey these Days  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Mafs on August 18, 2008, 10:43:30 pm
Jaco_Soprano(46), was warned by [ALS]Carbon(55) for noob

Obviously he was warned because he called someone else a 'noob' but nonetheless, pretty funny :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: David_Omid on August 19, 2008, 02:44:54 am
Haldir left the server and did this:

[Z]David(3) was reported by Haldir(33) for love you
[Rstar]Austin(30) was reported by Haldir(33) for love you
[Rstar]Sharphis(6) was reported by Haldir(33) for love you
[Rstar]Brains(28) was reported by Haldir(33) for love you

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Seskom on August 19, 2008, 03:08:44 am
Haldir left the server and did this:

[Z]David(3) was reported by Haldir(33) for love you
[Rstar]Austin(30) was reported by Haldir(33) for love you
[Rstar]Sharphis(6) was reported by Haldir(33) for love you
[Rstar]Brains(28) was reported by Haldir(33) for love you



/kick 33 flooding report :D lmao
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Husky on August 19, 2008, 07:47:01 am
Haldir left the server and did this:

[Z]David(3) was reported by Haldir(33) for love you
[Rstar]Austin(30) was reported by Haldir(33) for love you
[Rstar]Sharphis(6) was reported by Haldir(33) for love you
[Rstar]Brains(28) was reported by Haldir(33) for love you


LOL !
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Leonid on August 19, 2008, 08:00:53 pm
Haldir left the server and did this:

[Z]David(3) was reported by Haldir(33) for love you
[Rstar]Austin(30) was reported by Haldir(33) for love you
[Rstar]Sharphis(6) was reported by Haldir(33) for love you
[Rstar]Brains(28) was reported by Haldir(33) for love you



WoW he loves allot of guys
  :ps: FLOODER  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: David_Omid on August 19, 2008, 09:26:17 pm
He didn't flood, it got separated by the chat as he had to search for all the IDs :D

I just merged them together

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Calabrici1 on August 21, 2008, 01:51:12 am
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((Some Admin)) Warned KriBaH(**) For Illigal Advertisement
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Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Husky on August 21, 2008, 10:21:49 am
Crime of [Rstar]Ghost(0): FLINT COUNTY
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Calabrici1 on August 21, 2008, 12:41:47 pm
Crime of [Rstar]Ghost(0): FLINT COUNTY

OOh thats bad, you should ban him!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Caltson on August 21, 2008, 12:46:30 pm
OOh thats bad, you should ban him!
Ban him for typing that ?  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: murderboy on August 21, 2008, 02:24:52 pm
Ban him for typing that ?  :rofl:
/me points at the cop abuse, thats bannable
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: smey on August 21, 2008, 02:59:45 pm
It wasn't really abuse. I suspected him for evaiding, when my partner wanted to give his location on the radio, he did /su 0 FLINT ... instead of /r  ;)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dimka_Richman on August 21, 2008, 03:53:45 pm
Crime of [AV]Polopolo_SF(7): stealing police car, driving it in the water
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Leonid on August 22, 2008, 06:39:52 pm
Crime of [AV]Polopolo_SF(7): stealing police car, driving it in the water

I don't really get what's so funny...  :poke:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: murderboy on August 22, 2008, 11:27:36 pm
[13th]Mr_Salez(12) got suspected by officer Rint_daw(38) for kidnapping pd car
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Grovyle on August 22, 2008, 11:47:02 pm
[13th]Mr_Salez(12) got suspected by officer Rint_daw(38) for kidnapping pd car

LMAO!!


Heres 2 classics:

Explanation to 1st: Zun did an /ad "annoy me and u get killed" or something.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Caltson on August 23, 2008, 12:49:38 am
Jack_Stracci : A powerpuff rammed me
[PWF]Nachein : A stracci DM me
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Raykaza on August 23, 2008, 12:36:40 pm
Raykaza_Stracci was suspected by officier Turbo for alot of things




xD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dmitry on August 23, 2008, 12:52:20 pm
Raykaza_Stracci was suspected by officier Turbo for alot of things

haha good one  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dave on August 23, 2008, 01:02:19 pm
Officer_Towley: I'm trying to crack down on these Stracci's
Officer_Towley: You didn't just see that
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: TruthSvensson on August 23, 2008, 01:17:00 pm
[Rstar]Husky joined the channel
Ints_Stracci: GTFO
[Rstar]Husky left the channel

Then ints got warned :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Calabrici1 on August 23, 2008, 11:38:29 pm
Ban him for typing that ?  :rofl:

No, ban him for doing such a hateful crime! FLINT COUNTRY, come ON!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Raykaza on August 24, 2008, 12:09:01 am
 me called [AV]Deejay

RayKaza_Stracci[Phone]: hi
[AV]Deejay[phone]:Automessage:Deejay he cant be reached now but if you wanna leave a message do it after beeep
[AV]Deejay[phone]:BEEEP
RayKaza_Stracci[Phone]:ok when you back call me i wanna talk with you Deejay
[AV]Deejay[phone]: talk with him about what ???
RayKaza_Stracci[Phone]: Ohh  damn Automessage can say that 0_o
[AV]Deejay[phone]: xD
Klaas_Stracci:xD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dave on August 24, 2008, 12:32:04 am
Ad: Selling keyboard without caps, Conatct [Rstar]Charger(**)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Raykaza on August 24, 2008, 12:53:47 am
Quote
Ad: Selling keyboard without caps, Conatct [Rstar]Charger(**)
   this a good one  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Carbon on August 24, 2008, 12:58:43 pm
[ALS]Carbon(5) says: Im going to ...****
[Rstar]Razor(36) says: Sex is random..
[Rstar]Razor(36) says: Oral sex ftw!!
[ALS]Carbon(5) says: LOOOL!
[ALS]Carbon(5) says: You like anal too i think
[Rstar]Razor(36) says: sometimes, when the bitc*es are as open as fuc**ng doors

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dave on August 24, 2008, 01:00:54 pm
[ALS]Carbon(5) says: Im going to ...****
[Rstar]Razor(36) says: Sex is random..
[Rstar]Razor(36) says: Oral sex ftw!!
[ALS]Carbon(5) says: LOOOL!
[ALS]Carbon(5) says: You like anal too i think
[Rstar]Razor(36) says: sometimes, when the bitc*es are as open as fuc**ng doors

LMAO!!!!!!!!!




omg ...how typical of Razor  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dmitry on August 24, 2008, 01:07:46 pm
Some people changed trheir naems to al quida probably jsut to make some fun..

Gianni_Vinci: /ban alquida no terrorists aloowed :P
AlQuida1: racist...

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Leonid on August 24, 2008, 07:57:00 pm
Some people changed their names to Al quida probably just to make some fun..

Gianni_Vinci: /ban alquida no terrorists allowed :P
AlQuida1: racist...

 :rofl:

 :rofl: :D :rofl:




(http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk64/Leonid_Richman/sa-mp-001.png)

NO WAY !!!  :D

(http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk64/Leonid_Richman/sa-mp-000-1.png)

Haldir is afraid  :razz: :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dabbs on August 25, 2008, 06:47:47 am
Cop: Who stole patriot which I stole?

I said that! then someone else was like "who stole the patriot that i stole from the person who stole it?"
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Kitsune on August 26, 2008, 04:43:30 am
Crime of [WS]Lavamike(6): Kidnapping a helpless teddybear
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Malcolm on August 26, 2008, 07:25:21 am
Crime of [WS]Lavamike(6): Kidnapping a helpless teddybear
Haha :razz:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JayL on August 28, 2008, 09:49:43 pm
Taxi Required | Caller: poplovok[rus](65) | Location: Hampton Barns, Red County
Taxi Required | Caller: poplovok[rus](65) | Location: Hampton Barns, Red County
Taxi Required | Caller: poplovok[rus](65) | Location: Hampton Barns, Red County
Taxi Required | Caller: poplovok[rus](65) | Location: Hampton Barns, Red County

Then...

poplovok[rus](65), was warned by [Rstar]Pancher(59) for stop flood /taxi!
poplovok[rus](65), was warned by Hafford_Araatus(24) for dont flood
poplovok[rus](65), was warned by [Rstar]Husky(39) for do not flood!

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Micx on August 28, 2008, 10:07:58 pm
Taxi Required | Caller: poplovok[rus](65) | Location: Hampton Barns, Red County
Taxi Required | Caller: poplovok[rus](65) | Location: Hampton Barns, Red County
Taxi Required | Caller: poplovok[rus](65) | Location: Hampton Barns, Red County
Taxi Required | Caller: poplovok[rus](65) | Location: Hampton Barns, Red County

Then...

poplovok[rus](65), was warned by [Rstar]Pancher(59) for stop flood /taxi!
poplovok[rus](65), was warned by Hafford_Araatus(24) for dont flood
poplovok[rus](65), was warned by [Rstar]Husky(39) for do not flood!



I laughed hardly on it  :trust:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: MarwaneX19[xXx] on August 28, 2008, 10:17:00 pm
just fuw minutes me and Tai on msn:


[AV]Tai say :
man calm down Izumi is death
X19_Izumi say :
why is death man
[AV]Tai say :
i have kill them xD


 :war: :war:

Edit: Please post this in the topic MSN funny chatlogs
Admin: Meriadoc
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Altair_Carter on August 29, 2008, 08:25:45 am
Ok,here's my collection:

*Guy got arrested"
[WS]Altair:You are under arrest
Guy:Bullshit

Xavas was having fun at SAPD Party
Xavas:This is James' dog,i need to be walked!


Bizzl3_Izumi was suspected by officer "Simo_" for loloololloololo



(Cop Radio)Sticky:whackup needed at LV!


I got Polo saying that Shawn is vandalising his property,got them into the car and was about to get them into PD......


BUT


[AV]Polopolo_SF thinks:Should i blowjob Shawn?



One time,there was,if you type /crime Gay,it showed up Hank_Rafferty XD


Crime of Mark_Twain: Reffusing to pay bribe,evading


Legend in main chat:I like night,at this time i can rape more.
[WS]Altair:ROFL

Solidus:Hey Altari
Solidus:Hey Alatrai*
Solidus:Hey Atari**
Solidus:Hey Altair
Solidus:Ffss :S


[ALS]Charlie:G2g,something is wrong with my dog



Legend:I own UrAnus


ADVERTISEMENT:Selling lolcakes,bringing them to you by roflcopter,Contact Ints_Stracci



Corey_Araatus:Hey all
(In next 30 seconds)Corey_Araatus:Okey,bye all!


*On highway Wichifredo accidently bumped Joe_Carlson off the road,then he pursuited us through whole LS*

Joe_Carlson:Why did you pushed me off the road?
Wichifredo:Sry,kag
Wichifredo:LAG*
Joe_Carlson:Oh,okey then,Thanks
:DDD


Kivanc:SERVER:Gandalf(1337)Has joined the server
Kivanc Got kicked for Impostering by Inkognito


Crime of Hank_Rafferty:Sexual Abuse


Thats all!Enjoy! :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Proxan on August 30, 2008, 03:48:15 pm
 :lol: Many funny ones Altair Keep it up!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs - SHARPIS ADMITS IT!!!! OMG!!!!
Post by: Chris5170 on August 31, 2008, 06:59:48 pm
(http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/6628/samp999sl9.th.png) (http://img136.imageshack.us/my.php?image=samp999sl9.png)


SHARPIS ADMITS!! HE SUX!!!!! OMG !!!!!


BAN!!!!!11111oneoneoneelevenandahalflolcakes!!!!!!!


Afterwards:

(http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/434/samp999uk7.th.png) (http://img261.imageshack.us/my.php?image=samp999uk7.png)


Sorry i couldn't edit it to just the chat, can't be bothered to.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dr J. Cohen on August 31, 2008, 07:06:57 pm
I was doing a investigation, and there was a hitman and we was making a set up.

[ALS]Jake(10) says(phone): i would like a shit on sammir
[ALS]Jake(10) says(phone): hit*

Hank asked me to join his roleplay situation:

he uses /me

Hank_Rafferty(17) is a big grizzle bear
Hank_Rafferty(17) is fishing with claws

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Chill on August 31, 2008, 08:58:34 pm
Me, Fabio, Franco and Tice had a unserious discussion about IQ.. :P

And then Tice comes up with:
Don't worry, IQ bug will be fixed in the new RL scripts.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jserg on September 01, 2008, 07:35:15 am
me called [AV]Deejay

RayKaza_Stracci[Phone]: hi
[AV]Deejay[phone]:Automessage:Deejay he cant be reached now but if you wanna leave a message do it after beeep
[AV]Deejay[phone]:BEEEP
RayKaza_Stracci[Phone]:ok when you back call me i wanna talk with you Deejay
[AV]Deejay[phone]: talk with him about what ???
RayKaza_Stracci[Phone]: Ohh  damn Automessage can say that 0_o
[AV]Deejay[phone]: xD
Klaas_Stracci:xD



Hehe that was funny a lot  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: BiteMe on September 01, 2008, 08:26:21 am
Rofl nice one
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on September 01, 2008, 08:34:36 am
I was doing a investigation, and there was a hitman and we was making a set up.

[ALS]Jake(10) says(phone): i would like a shit on sammir
[ALS]Jake(10) says(phone): hit*


I had same a couple of times :D
On police radio:
[AV]FlameMan(43): Suspects opened fire!, Over.
[AV]FlameMan(43): I repeat! Shits Fired!!!, Over.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Seskom on September 01, 2008, 02:50:43 pm
next time if somebody shoots with Shit i will quit my job!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: lavamike on September 04, 2008, 01:40:22 am
Hankock: (15) there is a hero, there is a super hero, and there is hankock
Hankock(15), was banned by aREOX(8) for Oh really?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: MarwaneX19[xXx] on September 04, 2008, 02:09:51 am
and him on a new account says:
player:there is a hero, and there is a super hero, and there is hankock
player was banned by (dont remember) for and there is an admin who dont like you


after on a other new account he say:
player: there is a hero, and there a super hero, and there is hankock, and there is an admin who dont like me.
and he got banned too.


and on another account he get a banana and he says on ad:
ADVERTISMENT:i dont like banana put me an apple on my mouth.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Raykaza on September 04, 2008, 02:23:37 am
Palyer:Hankock Backa gain he was with name Hankock_back

Hankock has ben banned by  [WS]lavamike for Hankocke_Gone



Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Proxan on September 05, 2008, 04:50:26 am
Palyer:Hankock Backa gain he was with name Hankock_back

Hankock has ben banned by  [WS]lavamike for Hankocke_Gone





haha thats a good one.. but Lavamike cant ban ?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Caltson on September 05, 2008, 08:18:08 pm
Harry_potter2(26) was banned by Hank_Rafferty(28) for flying car
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Abraham on September 05, 2008, 08:23:53 pm
Harry_potter2(26) was banned by Hank_Rafferty(28) for flying car
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on September 07, 2008, 08:49:05 am

ADVERTISMENT: Selling Hank Rafferty UNOWNED!! Used but it doesnt have influence on effect!, Contact FlameMan(46)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: adam_stevens on September 07, 2008, 10:32:59 am
ADVERTISMENT: Selling Hank Rafferty UNOWNED!! Used but it doesnt have influence on effect!, Contact FlameMan(46)

/ad abuse and laughing at your own joke, wow dude, you are kewl.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Mafs on September 07, 2008, 10:37:44 am
/ad abuse and laughing at your own joke, wow dude, you are kewl.

Haha, quoted for the truth ;)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Freedom on September 07, 2008, 02:11:36 pm
Ints_Stracci: (1) LOL, I AM SO LOL, THIS IS GOING TO FUNNY CHATLOGS LOLCAKEYEYROFLCOPTER!!!

WoW. This was so funny. You are tha real joker, Ints!!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Micx on September 07, 2008, 04:30:31 pm
Bad day of Karl_Stracci:

[AVt]Niki(7), was kicked by Karl_Stracci(5) for Attempting to ruin a roleplay
Karl_Stracci: (5) Crap :/
Karl_Stracci: (5) wrong id
Karl_Stracci: (5) and wrong command
Karl_Stracci: (5) omg I fail
[ALS]Micx: loled


Later on:

[Rstar]Charger(7), was warned by Karl_Stracci(5) for This is not a deathmatch server!
Karl_Stracci: (5) OMFG
[AV]Flameman: (10) ...
Jack_Stracci: (45) Hah

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Carhartt on September 07, 2008, 05:08:23 pm
/ad abuse and laughing at your own joke, wow dude, you are kewl.
Rofl, yeah, you shouldn't post your own jokes. ;)

Ints_Stracci: (1) LOL, I AM SO LOL, THIS IS GOING TO FUNNY CHATLOGS LOLCAKEYEYROFLCOPTER!!!

WoW. This was so funny. You are tha real joker, Ints!!

LMFAOOOO!!!  :rofl: :rofl:

Bad day of Karl_Stracci:

[AVt]Niki(7), was kicked by Karl_Stracci(5) for Attempting to ruin a roleplay
Karl_Stracci: (5) Crap :/
Karl_Stracci: (5) wrong id
Karl_Stracci: (5) and wrong command
Karl_Stracci: (5) omg I fail
[ALS]Micx: loled


Later on:

[Rstar]Charger(7), was warned by Karl_Stracci(5) for This is not a deathmatch server!
Karl_Stracci: (5) OMFG
[AV]Flameman: (10) ...
Jack_Stracci: (45) Hah



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: tiderman on September 07, 2008, 05:31:37 pm


Harry_potter2(26) was banned by Hank_Rafferty(28) for flying car
LOOL
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on September 08, 2008, 12:33:13 am
[ALS]Carbon(5) says: Im going to ...****
[Rstar]Razor(36) says: Sex is random..
[Rstar]Razor(36) says: Oral sex ftw!!
[ALS]Carbon(5) says: LOOOL!
[ALS]Carbon(5) says: You like anal too i think
[Rstar]Razor(36) says: sometimes, when the bitc*es are as open as fuc**ng doors

LMAO!!!!!!!!!


Haha.

And Dave, how come it's typical of me? O_O  :trust:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dave on September 08, 2008, 12:54:01 am
Haha.

And Dave, how come it's typical of me? O_O  :trust:


No reason...No reason what-so-ever :roll:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Tovenaarke on September 08, 2008, 06:05:00 pm
I was spectating Rex2008:

Tovenaarke: /me is GPS
Rex2008: /me hear voices
Tovenaarke: its me, you GPS
Rex2008: Oh cool, its not my TomTom, but my TovTov

 :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Raykaza on September 08, 2008, 06:35:04 pm
Quote
I was spectating Rex2008:

Tovenaarke: /me is GPS
Rex2008: /me hear voices
Tovenaarke: its me, you GPS
Rex2008: Oh cool, its not my TomTom, but my TovTov
xD xD  nice one TovTov
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Matthew_Mcbride on September 08, 2008, 06:53:13 pm
<Haldir teleports to hacker>
Haldir: Get in quick!!
Haldir: Shit! admins are comming!
Haldir: Quick! To Liberty City!!!
Haldir: You drive!
<player01 flys>
player01 was banned by Panda_Araatus for Flying hax
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dr J. Cohen on September 08, 2008, 10:16:03 pm
<Haldir teleports to hacker>
Haldir: Get in quick!!
Haldir: Shit! admins are comming!
Haldir: Quick! To Liberty City!!!
Haldir: You drive!
<player01 flys>
player01 was banned by Panda_Araatus for Flying hax

wish i saw that too :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jserg on September 09, 2008, 01:04:58 pm
<Haldir teleports to hacker>
Haldir: Get in quick!!
Haldir: Shit! admins are comming!
Haldir: Quick! To Liberty City!!!
Haldir: You drive!
<player01 flys>
player01 was banned by Panda_Araatus for Flying hax

Lol Nice one  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Ziad on September 09, 2008, 01:24:43 pm
hahah nice one :) i think legend should made this too : ahahahaha :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Micx on September 09, 2008, 02:30:30 pm
<Haldir teleports to hacker>
Haldir: Get in quick!!
Haldir: Shit! admins are comming!
Haldir: Quick! To Liberty City!!!
Haldir: You drive!
<player01 flys>
player01 was banned by Panda_Araatus for Flying hax

That one really PWNs... Straightly in Haldir's style :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Wash on September 09, 2008, 11:56:52 pm
ADVERT: 1st one to /wire 0 2000 gets 4000, Contact [GSF]Killer

[GSF]Killer was warned by [Rstar]Legend for /ad scam

ADVERT: its not scam, Contact [GSF]Killer


[GSF]Killer was warned by [Rstar]Legend for /ad abuse

lol  :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: David_Omid on September 10, 2008, 12:27:09 am
<Haldir teleports to hacker>
Haldir: Get in quick!!
Haldir: Shit! admins are comming!
Haldir: Quick! To Liberty City!!!
Haldir: You drive!
<player01 flys>
player01 was banned by Panda_Araatus for Flying hax

Everyone on admin chat spectated this...the guy had a combination of speed hacks and flying hacks...he was not banned by Panda, he was banned by Haldir for speed hacks.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Inkognito on September 13, 2008, 01:03:21 pm
Everyone on admin chat spectated this...the guy had a combination of speed hacks and flying hacks...he was not banned by Panda, he was banned by Haldir for speed hacks.

Nice ban :d I think, Haldir won't be angry if I would learn from him  :devroll:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Tai on September 13, 2008, 03:53:35 pm
Edit: Deleted, don't post pictures but full text and this was not that funny
Admin: Meriadoc
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dmitry on September 14, 2008, 09:07:20 pm
Edit: Deleted, don't post pictures but full text and this was not that funny
Admin: Meriadoc


lol
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Carbon on September 14, 2008, 09:36:50 pm
Everyone on admin chat spectated this...the guy had a combination of speed hacks and flying hacks...he was not banned by Panda, he was banned by Haldir for speed hacks.
Haha, admins are comming :D

With what?  :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Gillie_Da_Kid on September 14, 2008, 09:39:27 pm
<Haldir teleports to hacker>
Haldir: Get in quick!!
Haldir: Shit! admins are comming!
Haldir: Quick! To Liberty City!!!
Haldir: You drive!
<player01 flys>
player01 was banned by Panda_Araatus for Flying hax

I love that part where Haldir says quick admins coming.. LOL!!!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jserg on September 14, 2008, 10:06:43 pm
[WS]Jserg shouts: BOOO!!
Jack_Stracci takes his deagle out
Jack_Stracci says: Boo now?
[WS]Jserg takes his dick out
[WS]Jserg shouts: BOOM!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: David_Omid on September 14, 2008, 10:30:10 pm
SubSeven: (68) Making XP look like vista is like making shit look like dogshit

Admin [Z]David(32): /me falls asleep
Admin [Z]David(32): /me dreams about lottery time
Admin Gimli(1) announce: ~r~lottery time
Admin [Z]David(32): My dream came true!

papoj1: (4) I have a friggin pain in my mouth
[Z]David: (16) too much oral?
papoj1: (4) and i dont wanna talk much
papoj1: (4) pff
papoj1: (4) no
papoj1: (4) wound
GiacJr: (18) lol David

(Haldir talking to the hacker who he said to get in his car because admins are coming)

Haldir(15) says: Can I have some armour
Haldir(15) says: admins are coming
Haldir(15) says: I need to kill them
(laughter in admin chat)






Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: murderboy on September 15, 2008, 03:33:32 pm
SubSeven: (68) Making XP look like vista is like making shit look like dogshit

Admin [Z]David(32): /me falls asleep
Admin [Z]David(32): /me dreams about lottery time
Admin Gimli(1) announce: ~r~lottery time
Admin [Z]David(32): My dream came true!

papoj1: (4) I have a friggin pain in my mouth
[Z]David: (16) too much oral?
papoj1: (4) and i dont wanna talk much
papoj1: (4) pff
papoj1: (4) no
papoj1: (4) wound
GiacJr: (18) lol David

(Haldir talking to the hacker who he said to get in his car because admins are coming)

Haldir(15) says: Can I have some armour
Haldir(15) says: admins are coming
Haldir(15) says: I need to kill them
(laughter in admin chat)





haldir again  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: The_Wolf on September 15, 2008, 03:42:23 pm
Haldir is the Special Weapons and Tactics against hackers :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Vince on September 16, 2008, 12:29:54 am
Cb and I in a heli chasing Religue whos on a sanchez driving around LV. Im talking to cb and did /me is having a bad day in local chat and he saw it
[AV]Vince is having a bad day

[Rstar]CBFasi on TS: I'm going to attempt something that IS suicidal

Religue_Araatus(id): How bad of a day vince?

Helicopter smashes into religue exploding all of us 2 seconds after

[AV]Vince(id) That bad

[Rstar]CBFasi(id) oops bit of a heavy landing

Religue_Araatus(id) OMG!@
 so funny it was just perfect timing  :rofl:

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on September 16, 2008, 08:08:24 am
Cb and I in a heli chasing Religue whos on a sanchez driving around LV. Im talking to cb and did /me is having a bad day in local chat and he saw it
[AV]Vince is having a bad day

[Rstar]CBFasi on TS: I'm going to attempt something that IS suicidal

Religue_Araatus(id): How bad of a day vince?

Helicopter smashes into religue exploding all of us 2 seconds after

[AV]Vince(id) That bad

[Rstar]CBFasi(id) oops bit of a heavy landing

Religue_Araatus(id) OMG!@
 so funny it was just perfect timing  :rofl:




 :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: BlankTheGod on September 16, 2008, 01:55:44 pm
Sanchez + Mavrick = common sence  :help:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JayL on September 17, 2008, 10:37:44 pm

[JESUS](6), was banned by DaXXter(1) for Weapon hacks

Chico_Undo(51) was suspected by officer Unndo_Paste(3) for heli attak!!! TÜRANÄGU RAISK!!!!!


Jesus is banned? O.o

Wtf is these two words?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Seskom on September 17, 2008, 10:47:59 pm

[JESUS](6), was banned by DaXXter(1) for Weapon hacks

Chico_Undo(51) was suspected by officer Unndo_Paste(3) for heli attak!!! TÜRANÄGU RAISK!!!!!


Jesus is banned? O.o

Wtf is these two words?


umm i am estonian and i can say they are bad words :D Türanägu= dickface raisk= damn  :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: DRCharlie on September 19, 2008, 08:47:22 pm
Wake:STFU!
Wake_******* is put under banana rule by Admin [AV]Flameman
Wake_****** is lifted from banana rule by admin [ALSa]Charlie
Wake_******* is put under banana rule by Admin [AV]Flameman
Wake_****** is lifted from banana rule by admin [ALSa]Charlie
1 Minutes later
Wake_******* is put under banana rule by Admin [AV]Flameman
Wake_****** is lifted from banana rule by admin [ALSa]Charlie
Admin [ALSa]Charlie:Flameman, put it...
Admin Brains:Childish..

((We was doing the same thing, we both wanted to give him a banana, so this happened))
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on September 19, 2008, 09:11:36 pm
Wake:STFU!
Wake_******* is put under banana rule by Admin [AV]Flameman
Wake_****** is lifted from banana rule by admin [ALSa]Charlie
Wake_******* is put under banana rule by Admin [AV]Flameman
Wake_****** is lifted from banana rule by admin [ALSa]Charlie
1 Minutes later
Wake_******* is put under banana rule by Admin [AV]Flameman
Wake_****** is lifted from banana rule by admin [ALSa]Charlie
Admin [ALSa]Charlie:Flameman, put it...
Admin Brains:Childish..

((We was doing the same thing, we both wanted to give him a banana, so this happened))

We were doing same thing in same time. First i gave banana, then Charlie did. I thought now charlie will stop so i gave it again..
Charlie thought i will stop so he also did it :D
I was waiting about 30 seconds, and charlie didnt gave him banana, so i did it, and just in exactly same time Charlie gave it :D
Then we were arguing who will give this banana like:
Charlie: Flameman put it
FlameMan: Just give it (again in same time)
Charlie: No, you give it
FlameMan: No! You give it

Finally i gave him banana, and Charlie warned him :D


It wasnt on purpose, it was just misunderstanding, or something...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: David_Omid on September 20, 2008, 02:24:17 am
Problems like this occur by accident...other times miscommunication is useful!

Earlier today, someone flamed on the public chat. Immediately, one admin gave him a banana, another admin used /warn and then another admin removed the banana!

The process took about 3 seconds, so it was very cool!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Proxan on September 20, 2008, 04:40:23 am
You gotta love Haldir style mahahaaha  :banana:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: WDoyle on September 20, 2008, 04:42:02 am
Haldir is the Special Weapons and Tactics against hackers :)


Im the guy that makes admin work alot more fun. Giving admins a reason to stay and be happy even tho we are all being spammed :P
/me even thinks he abuses hackers to much....nah not possible

Ill always remeber the weapon hacker that every time he spawned and i killed him and he was like OMG WDF.
And the weapon hackers that i tele in the air and watch them fall to there death or as legend knows on top of his helicopter blades. :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stof on September 20, 2008, 04:51:11 am
Lol That would be almost as scary as sitting in a car with Haldir lol everytime i go in the car with u i end up dying :P
Heres one from today

Nacheing: Omg my pin!
[ALS]Stefan: You referring to your dick there Nach?
Hustle_Solonik: Hahahahaha
Nacheing: Omg
Nacheing: My Ping

couple of minutes later

Nacheing: Omg Crash
Nacheing: Says Lost connection
Nacheing: Connection Rejected Bad Nickname
[ALS]Stefan: You tried to shove your pin in the connection hole eh?

xD :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on September 20, 2008, 10:31:02 am
Problems like this occur by accident...other times miscommunication is useful!

Earlier today, someone flamed on the public chat. Immediately, one admin gave him a banana, another admin used /warn and then another admin removed the banana!

The process took about 3 seconds, so it was very cool!

Charlie gave banana, Daxxter warned him and i removed banana :P
It calls team-work :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: The_Wolf on September 20, 2008, 11:13:11 am
Ill always remeber the weapon hacker that every time he spawned and i killed him and he was like OMG WDF.
And the weapon hackers that i tele in the air and watch them fall to there death or as legend knows on top of his helicopter blades. :D
I can never forget that :D
It's good to have fun with hackers, but many times is not possible... because some people become jelous that you are having fun and start complaining to main admins and developers that you abuse :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Janar on September 20, 2008, 01:39:37 pm
Jamiaz (or something) Id 1337 was banned by [Rstar]MrsS for (don't remember reason).

Yesterday admins did /ban and /kick different ID-s, not player id-s. But MrsS did actually, but that Jamiaz got unbanned too:P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Tai on September 20, 2008, 07:35:51 pm

[ALS]Inkognito, was kicked by [Rstar]cDa for other name pls, no server name...
[ALS]Jake: (21) Rofl
Harald: (28) Hahaha
[WS]Mumin: (35) LOL
[AV]FlameMan: (43) Imao!!!


******************************************************

Admin [AV]Tai(20): Sammir I <3 you!
Admin [Rstar]Sammir(51): lol
Admin [Rstar]Sammir(51): Tai, lets keep it between us :D
Admin [AV]Tai(20): Sammir do you wanna marry me?
Admin [Rstar]Sammir(51): Mm... only if you are boy
Admin [AV]Tai(20): Im a boy take me sammir
Admin [Rstar]Sammir(51): Sorry Gimli asked first xD
Admin [AV]Tai(20): Gimli!!!! I will pwnd you
Admin Gimli(26): careful...


******************************************************
Joe says something with f**k you or something diffrent and cDa kicked him

Joe_thompson(31), was kicked by [Rstar]cDa(5) for oh rly? oh u so nice


******************************************************
Poor Gimli have nothing and received his passport yesterday :)

Gimli(23) has received a passport from admin [Rstar]Pancher(19)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Gillie_Da_Kid on September 20, 2008, 07:50:14 pm
Lol That would be almost as scary as sitting in a car with Haldir lol everytime i go in the car with u i end up dying :P
Heres one from today

Nacheing: Omg my pin!
[ALS]Stefan: You referring to your dick there Nach?
Hustle_Solonik: Hahahahaha
Nacheing: Omg
Nacheing: My Ping

couple of minutes later

Nacheing: Omg Crash
Nacheing: Says Lost connection
Nacheing: Connection Rejected Bad Nickname
[ALS]Stefan: You tried to shove your pin in the connection hole eh?

xD :D

Classic!!!!! lol Nacheing didn't understand
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on September 21, 2008, 09:09:51 pm

Admin [ALS]Morgie(46): can somebody ban id 3 please?
Admin Haldir(3): Reason?

// after 5 seconds of silence, when all understood... //
Admin [ALS]Carbon(10): Hahahaha
Admin [AV]FlameMan(57): Rofl!!
Admin [ALS]Charlie(32): xD

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Tai on September 22, 2008, 03:05:45 am

Admin [ALS]Morgie(46): can somebody ban id 3 please?
Admin Haldir(3): Reason?

// after 5 seconds of silence, when all understood... //
Admin [Z]Carbon(10): Hahahaha
Admin [AV]FlameMan(57): Rofl!!
Admin [ALSa]Charlie(32): xD


Now i also first need time of silence xD
Hahahah :D ;D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Proxan on September 22, 2008, 07:46:31 am

Admin [ALS]Morgie(46): can somebody ban id 3 please?
Admin Haldir(3): Reason?

// after 5 seconds of silence, when all understood... //
Admin [ALS]Carbon(10): Hahahaha
Admin [AV]FlameMan(57): Rofl!!
Admin [ALS]Charlie(32): xD


You gotta love Haldir style mahahaaha  :banana:

Haldir again that was so funny I was online then  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on September 22, 2008, 08:57:03 am
But Haldir also didnt know that he is id 3 :P So thats why it is so funny :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Bianconeri on September 22, 2008, 09:55:10 pm

Admin [ALS]Morgie(46): can somebody ban id 3 please?
Admin Haldir(3): Reason?

// after 5 seconds of silence, when all understood... //
Admin [ALS]Carbon(10): Hahahaha
Admin [AV]FlameMan(57): Rofl!!
Admin [ALS]Charlie(32): xD



i didnt noticed it first too, only because you just told it flame
i think i like Haldir most as admin  :banana:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Carbon on September 22, 2008, 10:03:03 pm
lol(34) logged in the server.
public chat etc....
Admin [Z]Carbon(11): lol...
Admin [Z]Carbon(11): what about lol?
.....
Admin (dont remember)(11): HAHAHAHAHA
Admin (dont remember)(12): lol @ id 34
Admin (dont remember)(21): ahha lol  


lol nobody didnt understand. id 34 name was lol  :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on September 22, 2008, 10:45:38 pm
lol(34) logged in the server.
public chat etc....
Admin [Z]Carbon(11): lol...
Admin [Z]Carbon(11): what about lol?
.....
Admin (dont remember)(11): HAHAHAHAHA
 


lol nobody didnt understand. id 34 name was lol  :D

typo.. but funny ;P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: David_Omid on September 22, 2008, 11:40:30 pm
Admin [Rstar]CBFasi(48): 207 confirmed, SWAT standby
Admin [Z]David(51): *sigh* CBFasi
Admin [Rstar]CBFasi(48): opps wrong channel
Admin Proxan(37): 10-4
Admin Proxan(37): :P  
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Janar on September 24, 2008, 04:21:44 pm
Admin [Rstar]CBFasi(48): 207 confirmed, SWAT standby
Admin [Z]David(51): *sigh* CBFasi
Admin [Rstar]CBFasi(48): opps wrong channel
Admin Proxan(37): 10-4
Admin Proxan(37): :P  

I was with CBFasi when we were trying to save hostage.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Seskom on September 24, 2008, 08:46:09 pm
today on DD
all main chat : /carhp 46!!
/carhp 46
Player Marco_bellic car health 6412/100
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Wake on September 25, 2008, 07:05:01 am
Wake:STFU!
Wake_******* is put under banana rule by Admin [AV]Flameman
Wake_****** is lifted from banana rule by admin [ALSa]Charlie
Wake_******* is put under banana rule by Admin [AV]Flameman
Wake_****** is lifted from banana rule by admin [ALSa]Charlie
1 Minutes later
Wake_******* is put under banana rule by Admin [AV]Flameman
Wake_****** is lifted from banana rule by admin [ALSa]Charlie
Admin [ALSa]Charlie:Flameman, put it...
Admin Brains:Childish..

((We was doing the same thing, we both wanted to give him a banana, so this happened))
Hahah. OMG. That was why my "banana" was flooding :D  (( Check my Sig. ))
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Gillie_Da_Kid on September 25, 2008, 07:33:02 am
Hahah. OMG. That was why my "banana" was flooding :D  (( Check my Sig. ))

LOL at Brains!!!!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: John_Vaughan on September 25, 2008, 10:36:24 pm
[WS]Paul_Bndct: Nachein, Where Santa lives?
Nacheing: santa lives in heaven

[WS]Paul_Bndct: Nachein, Where is Australia?
Nacheing: is it above usa, right?


:eek:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Gillie_Da_Kid on September 25, 2008, 10:47:24 pm
[WS]Paul_Bndct: Nachein, Where Santa lives?
Nacheing: santa lives in heaven

[WS]Paul_Bndct: Nachein, Where is Australia?
Nacheing: is it above usa, right?


:eek:
LOL! NACH IS hilarious
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: John_Vaughan on September 25, 2008, 11:31:20 pm
[WS]Paul_Bndct: Nachein, Where Santa lives?
Nacheing: santa lives in heaven

[WS]Paul_Bndct: Nachein, Where is Australia?
Nacheing: is it above usa, right?


:eek:

Expansion Pack:

Nacheing: wheres indonesia sorry?
Nacheing: oh close to japon and china, right?
Nacheing: australia close to united states right?
Nacheing: indonesia close from united states thats up from australia

No words. :wow:



Hotfix Patch v2.0:

*Nacheing Alt Tabbed meanwhile we were asking more questions*

[WS]Paul_Bndct: Omg he is googling everything we asking? :D

* A min later *

[WS]Paul_Bndct: Nacheing where do you live? ---> google search: where do i live?

ROFL! :rofl:

That was hilarious! :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JayL on September 26, 2008, 01:14:10 am
Nacheing: (10) finland isnt on the map
Nacheing: (10) austraila is a alone country
Nacheing: (10) them dont have cell phoes
Nacheing: australia= cangarous
Nacheing: (10) the animal who lives on australia and jumps all the time like jasska

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Matthew_Cipricla on September 26, 2008, 01:26:44 am
Nacheing: (10) finland isnt on the map
Nacheing: (10) austraila is a alone country
Nacheing: (10) them dont have cell phoes
Nacheing: australia= cangarous
Nacheing: (10) the animal who lives on australia and jumps all the time like jasska

 :rofl:

LOL, cangarous??? and he calls jaaska a bunny hopper lol.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JayL on September 26, 2008, 10:14:43 pm
Vanna(73), was banned by Jaaskaa_Kolta(15) for nice hacks, rambo and harry potter at the same time ?



[Rstar]CBFasi: cb medic required, am near med centre inls
[Rstar]CBFasi: (12) stupid cb
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Brains on September 26, 2008, 10:17:22 pm
[Rstar]CBFasi: cb medic required, am near med centre inls
[Rstar]CBFasi: (12) stupid cb

 :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Raykaza on September 26, 2008, 10:56:33 pm
advertissement:Quiz for 2k l  who is the admins who stay AFK since he connect to server i only PM.contact [M]RayKaza

PM from Player 1:[Rstar]Sharphis
PM from player 2:[Rstar]Sharphis
PM from player 3:[Rstar]Sharphis
Pm from player 4:Sharphis

around 10 PM   :lol:

Note: to Sharphis why not change your name To [Rstar]AFK l Jocking

 :ps: Sharphis is mi best admin and friend   :)

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JayL on September 27, 2008, 06:14:47 am
Ladies and Gentlemen, believe or not, the whole following logs are true:
Also, the typo's, spelling mistakes made by the following players logged below are NOT corrected.


Nacheing: (22) i think i will be accepted IN [RSTAR]
Nacheing: (22) they say this
Nacheing: (22) listen guys
Nacheing: (22) "we want you on the team cuz ur the best rp ever"
Nacheing: (22) they say they are thinking and will accept me
Nacheing: (22) cuz im to much for RSTAR
MrEcks: (14) ... who says that?
Nacheing: (22) a friend
Nacheing: (22) ferchu

* Everyone laughs in main chat... *

Nacheing: (22) he told me im will be accepted at RSTAR
Nacheing: (22) i didnt applt

[...]

Nacheing: (22) im a cangarou

[...]

Cane_Martinez: (2) Every1 want you not to join them..
Panda_Araatus: (28) Apart from EVERY MAFIA THAT DENIED YOU
Panda_Araatus: (28) You know
Panda_Araatus: (28) All of them.
Nacheing: (22) yes thats why i got denied everywhere i go
Nacheing: (22) he sent a pm :O
Nacheing: (22) i think guys 1 i think
Nacheing: (22) every team wanna me
Nacheing: (22) ppl fight for ahve me on a team

[...]

John_Lobhin: (23) he cant even type Araatus correctly and wants to apply for it
Nacheing: (22) cuz i dont like the name
Nacheing: (22) im the best cangarou jumper ever
Panda_Araatus: (28) Any Mafia with any substance will not accept you any longer
Nacheing: (22) thanks panda
Nacheing: (22) i as thinking on apply in aratus

[...]

Cane_Martinez: (2) Nach
Cane_Martinez: (2) If you get accepted into R*
Cane_Martinez: (2) I swear to god
Nacheing: (22) i will
Nacheing: (22) cuz im better than aratus
Nacheing: (22) cuz aratus is worst than Free cangarous

[...]

Nacheing: (22) "cagarous_Mafia"

[...]

Panda_Araatus: (28) But why can't you spell "Araatus" properly?
Nacheing: (22) cuz is to long

[...]

Nacheing: (22) stop bothering me or i will reprot with panda aratus
Nacheing: (22) i own the best car ingame


Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: schfifty on September 27, 2008, 06:22:02 am
*Cane_Martinez flapping arms with Uzi's during an ARPD Test*

Cane_Martinez: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!
Cane_Martinez: I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKYYYYYYY!!!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Proxan on September 27, 2008, 11:53:43 am
[AV]FlameMan(35), was kicked by MasterNeo(29) for Flaming people ~ omg go to other server then

Wrong id but still funny  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: TheDeepestFear on September 27, 2008, 12:25:10 pm
[AV]FlameMan(35), was kicked by MasterNeo(29) for Flaming people ~ omg go to other server then

Wrong id but still funny  :lol:

I was there  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Tai on September 27, 2008, 02:27:21 pm
[AV]FlameMan(35), was kicked by MasterNeo(29) for Flaming people ~ omg go to other server then

Wrong id but still funny  :lol:
Name is programm  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dr J. Cohen on September 28, 2008, 10:17:17 pm
[ALS]Jake: Nachieng did you get offerd a place in Rtard

[GSF]Nachieng: i was offerd rstar by my friend but now im GSF so it dont matter

LOL?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stiffler2100 on September 28, 2008, 10:19:32 pm
[ALS]Jake: Nachieng did you get offerd a place in Rtard

[GSF]Nachieng: i was offerd rstar by my friend but now im GSF so it dont matter

LOL?


yeah and i was offered control over the complete server and to take the position of Aragorn and Gandalf.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Omri on September 28, 2008, 10:25:21 pm
[ALS]Jake: Nachieng did you get offerd a place in Rtard

[GSF]Nachieng: i was offerd rstar by my friend but now im GSF so it dont matter

LOL?


LMAO
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Gillie_Da_Kid on September 28, 2008, 10:36:34 pm
[ALS]Jake: Nachieng did you get offerd a place in Rtard

[GSF]Nachieng: i was offerd rstar by my friend but now im GSF so it dont matter

LOL?

That is Funny.^^ I have one with MrEcks but this was a long time ago!
John_Dumbell(14), was banned by MrEcks(20) for Hacks are allowed here;unban at argonathrpg.eu

5 mins later

MrEcks(20) Shit...
Xerosforza: LOL



Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Niall on September 28, 2008, 10:53:51 pm
(http://b.imagehost.org/0435/sa-mp-088.png)

And the text:

'ADVERTISEMENT: I suck dicks for free!,contact Tosh(10)'
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on September 28, 2008, 11:07:56 pm
'ADVERTISEMENT: I suck dicks for free!,contact Tosh(10)'

Yea we allready were laughing our asses of it with Micx, cause before he wrote same text in polish ^^
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Chris5170 on September 29, 2008, 12:28:07 am
yeah and i was offered control over the complete server and to take the position of Aragorn and Gandalf.
amg 100th post!


Here check this out: He typed exactly this: (28) Admins Suck  | so they would kick id 28 but he was diffrent id, he used  (28) to trick them LOL.

(http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/1853/samp999wb0.th.png) (http://img91.imageshack.us/my.php?image=samp999wb0.png)(http://img91.imageshack.us/images/thpix.gif) (http://g.imageshack.us/thpix.php)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: MrEcks on September 29, 2008, 12:30:32 am
That is Funny.^^ I have one with MrEcks but this was a long time ago!
John_Dumbell(14), was banned by MrEcks(20) for Hacks are allowed here;unban at argonathrpg.eu

5 mins later

MrEcks(20) Shit...
Xerosforza: LOL





That must be really old, I don't remeber that...

amg 100th post!


Here check this out: He typed exactly this: (28) Admins Suck  | so they would kick id 28 but he was diffrent id, he used  (28) to trick them LOL.

(http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/1853/samp999wb0.th.png) (http://img91.imageshack.us/my.php?image=samp999wb0.png)(http://img91.imageshack.us/images/thpix.gif) (http://g.imageshack.us/thpix.php)

And that is exactly why his name will be showing up in the unban request.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Altair_Carter on September 29, 2008, 03:19:01 pm
Here's my second edition of my collection,for 2 months:


Kivanc_Tatliug:(made spaces here,next line)
SERVER:Gandalf(1337) Joined the server

Kivanc_Tatliug was kicked for Impostering


ADVERTISEMENT:Fuck me! Im a hooker,quality sex, call 5203, contact SxS_Stracci




Conversation with Immortal and MrEcks
Immo:GayLegEcks!!!
*After 10 seconds*
MrEcks:Thats Mr.GayLegEcks to you!

I got a proof of FlameMan that he's gay:
(http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/1105/flamez0ryp8.png)
Cop radio:

FlameMan:Erm,Unit 9,please keep us updated.
Winters: Sorry,Unit 3,im dead ATM,contact Unit 15


Crime of Ghost:Stealing shotgun and running


Hank_Rafferty has been kicked for flooding


Legend talking to suspect: Sir,you are under arrest for "don't listen to traffic stop"


The one whole conversation:
JDCDes: I was walking on the right side and someone rams me from front
Me: Llall
Someone in /p Chat: ALS Charlie where are you (she wasnt online for 15 minutes)
[ALS]Charlie has joined the server
Me:ROFL


Present Admins:Sonny_Burrito,Lagabanga (IT was [Rstar]Sammir and GiacJr)


Jack_Stracci was warned by [AV]Ben_Sammir for "no noobs,only boobs"  



I remember some time ago....Crime of Philip_McRay: 4


Dont remember,maybe there was a DD,but here:
ADVERTISEMENT: Only both of them,not the HOLE,contact [Z]Corey
[ALS]Jordan:Corey..its Whole*


Convesation of Admins
[Rstar]MrsS: Harald = big tits
Harald: :P
Carbon:Lolz0rs
Altair:Spongeboob (that was a typo back then)
Mumin:Man boobs :D
MrsS: LOL

ADVERTISEMENT:Lets be a Child! : Demon <3 Ashley....nananana !,contact [AV]Nexxt



Stacey Angel was warned for "Do not go to pervertland,please"



Selling Chuck Norris pants for 50 $ Each


Situation:Gimli was a suspect.Me,Mumin and Legend caught him.
Gimli: I NEED A LAWYER,I WANT HIM!!!
Legend whispers: Hi sexy



ADVERTISEMENT; ALS|Your wife dead? We will still rape her with you! contact,Haldir


Advertisement: ALS| Making your money go further....into our pockets ,contact Haldir


Razor: ARPD= Argonath Rates Picking Dicks

Razor: SAPD=Saving Argonath Police Dicks

Haldir: ARPD=Argonath Rapes Poorly DOnkeys

Razor: DPD=Dating Pigs Dying

Haldir: LSPD=Leisbians Seriously Piss and Dribble



ADVETRISEMENT: Get your fresh fish from Cheezy Fisherman,AT LS Lighthouse,Contact Douglas Cheese



I got jailed,FlameMan was standing among the celldoor,Before the FlameMan showed it,in 2 secs earlier i got TPed back,where he jailed me,and it was near Lobby
Me,in cell:Omg get out!
*I dissapear*
FlameMan shows a "Fuck You"
Flameman:Oops,late xD


Cane Martines shouts megaphone): SAPD:Operation Orgasm will be executed if you wont step out !!!!




Crime of Leon_Mokomaki: Jesus (Requested)



Rewolloc:Gimli,Lotto plz

Gimli(2) has been kicked for flooding


PM Sent to TJF: Need help?
PM From TJF:IM cool xD



Pancher in /p: LMAO,i was gonna write /donuts to get onduty xD


ADVERTISEMENT: Hippie meeting Canceled again. (fifth(or sixth)time),contact Jack_Stracci


simon_santos was suspected by officer Niko_Watson for drieving like a shit
*a moment ago*
Nexxt: Can shit drive :S?

ADVERTISEMENT: What is my username? contact Nexxt

I wrote something,that got in my mind firstly


ADVERTISEMENT:Winner:Altair,answer:omglolnoob




[D]Minigun has joined the server



[ALS]Masa was suspected by Bounce for omg




Andre_Luciano was suspected for Officer Corey_Luciano for he's a chicken




ADVERTISEMENT: Always wanted to be a lizard? Meet me at LS City Hall,Contact Dumbledore



[WS]Caine was suspected by officer Nexxt for Stole nightstick and Rape me with it




Crime of Kastrou_GR: Cop force!


MrEcks: Lionz and Tigerz and Bearz...OH MY!


Ben_Jizz was suspected by [AV]Ben_Sammir for officer


123 was kicked by Inkognito for 123 :o changename  


Some imposter entered server:

[ws]caine has joined the server

All WS in CB:
LOL


Winters:Im not saying cocksucker to you eather
Winters:Sorry for the bad word
Sylvia_Manisk: but i am :(


[WS]Winters was warned by [WS]Tovenaarke for do not jack,do not Dm,RP!


Farmer_Jack: Do not add nexxt to msn,he talks there about his penis


JDCdes: Corrpution is one of the highest crimes against the state
*Few seconds later*
Paquitin:Amen...


An Event of David
ADVERTISEMENT: Winner of 30K: [AV]Nexxt,for his dance of super gayness,contact David
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: James_Alterlis on September 29, 2008, 03:57:52 pm
lol  :lol: :lol: :lol:

that's funny topic I've ever read!  ;)

 :cop:

 :ps: I was Rolling On Floor Laughing, really!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Altair_Carter on September 29, 2008, 04:49:17 pm
lol  :lol: :lol: :lol:

that's funny topic I've ever read!  ;)

 :cop:

 :ps: I was Rolling On Floor Laughing, really!
If you abour my "ART" then thx,i will try to keep it up every 1-3 months
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: WDoyle on September 29, 2008, 05:07:29 pm


ADVERTISEMENT; ALS|Your wife dead? We will still rape her with you! contact,Haldir


Advertisement: ALS| Making your money go further....into our pockets ,contact Haldir


Razor: ARPD= Argonath Rates Picking Dicks

Razor: SAPD=Saving Argonath Police Dicks

Haldir: ARPD=Argonath Rapes Poorly DOnkeys

Razor: DPD=Dating Pigs Dying

Haldir: LSPD=Leisbians Seriously Piss and Dribble



We done loads more :D Espically my ALS ads :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Altair_Carter on September 29, 2008, 05:12:59 pm

We done loads more :D Espically my ALS ads :D
Only what i screened :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Thomas 'Leroy' Crof on September 29, 2008, 09:22:47 pm
I got one when i walked somewhere in LV and i finally saw someone, he was busy in the garden.

me: /me is lost, looking for someone to help him
Player1: Hey you, get lost!
me: I already am!
Player1: Ok, then go find someone to help you!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jserg on September 29, 2008, 10:25:08 pm
I got one when i walked somewhere in LV and i finally saw someone, he was busy in the garden.

me: /me is lost, looking for someone to help him
Player1: Hey you, get lost!
me: I already am!
Player1: Ok, then go find someone to help you!

Lol
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Zun_Callison on September 29, 2008, 10:35:41 pm
ADVETRISEMENT: Get your fresh fish from Cheezy Fisherman,AT LS Lighthouse,Contact Douglas Cheese
Sorry for OT, but whats funny with that?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Raykaza on September 29, 2008, 11:00:16 pm
ADVETRISEMENT: Get your fresh fish from Cheezy Fisherman,AT LS Lighthouse,Contact Douglas Cheese
Sorry for OT, but whats funny with that?
lol 


sqora(81),was warned by [AV]Tai for thats no readon to DD

X19_Bellic:0.o
[AV]Tai: i mean DM
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on September 29, 2008, 11:09:42 pm

ADVERTISEMENT:Lets be a Child! : Demon <3 Ashley....nananana !,contact [AV]Nexxt

ADVERTISEMENT: What is my username? contact Nexxt

[WS]Caine was suspected by officer Nexxt for Stole nightstick and Rape me with it


Farmer_Jack: Do not add nexxt to msn,he talks there about his penis

An Event of David
ADVERTISEMENT: Winner of 30K: [AV]Nexxt,for his dance of super gayness,contact David


I am so hell funny :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Sammir on September 30, 2008, 09:14:12 am
Nice chat logs Altair but some typos it's Ben_Samiir not Ben_Sammir and I used name Sonny_Brutto not Buritto  :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: James_Alterlis on September 30, 2008, 11:24:19 am
I got one when i walked somewhere in LV and i finally saw someone, he was busy in the garden.

me: /me is lost, looking for someone to help him
Player1: Hey you, get lost!
me: I already am!
Player1: Ok, then go find someone to help you!

lol  :lol: really funny

 :cop:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Altair_Carter on September 30, 2008, 12:28:28 pm
Nice chat logs Altair but some typos it's Ben_Samiir not Ben_Sammir and I used name Sonny_Brutto not Buritto  :D
heh...what did you thought from making it for 40 minutes? I got hell tired of looking the SAMP Logs
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Seskom on September 30, 2008, 06:24:10 pm
lol no noobs only boobs is made up by me :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Squeak on October 01, 2008, 04:35:26 am
Nice chat logs Altair but some typos it's Ben_Samiir not Ben_Sammir and I used name Sonny_Brutto not Buritto  :D
Erm, your name is Sammir not Samiir.. lol.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on October 01, 2008, 07:10:26 am
Erm, your name is Sammir not Samiir.. lol.


Two different people. Post that you quoted was written by [Rstar]Sammir, that there are some typos where Altair wrote: "Ben_Sammir" instead of "Ben_Samiir"...

Understood now?  :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Sammir on October 01, 2008, 09:47:31 am
For 21312931873331.410th time I'm not samiir or ben_samiir I am the one and only Sammir  or [R*]Sammir   :redface:

Sorry for off topic
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Matthew_Cipricla on October 02, 2008, 12:43:18 am
For 21312931873331.410th time I'm not samiir or ben_samiir I am the one and only Sammir  or [R*]Sammir   :redface:

Sorry for off topic

Dont worry dude, I feel your pain. people always mix me up with Matthew_McBride, or [WS]Matthew.

sorry for off topic.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stiffler2100 on October 02, 2008, 12:50:58 am
Dont worry dude, I feel your pain. people always mix me up with Matthew_McBride, or [WS]Matthew.

sorry for off topic.

i never have, i remember mc bride caus he came on team speak asking if i could text a uk line...0_0, which would cost me 5pound which is...10 dollars.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Squeak on October 02, 2008, 01:28:57 am
Wait nvm, I thought Altair was talking about You Sammir, but he was talking about Samiir.
:P confuzziling
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Thomas 'Leroy' Crof on October 02, 2008, 11:47:52 am
i got another one:

Corey_Luciano: (4) Criminals ill b back
Thomas_Crof: (11) Youll be black?
Corey_Luciano"(4) At night

xD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on October 03, 2008, 10:54:38 am
i got another one:

Corey_Luciano: (4) Criminals ill b back
Thomas_Crof: (11) Youll be black?
Corey_Luciano"(4) At night

xD

Not funny ;p
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Juraj_horvath on October 03, 2008, 10:31:33 pm
Server restarts....
Juraj_Horvath(me):Retardation
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Matthew_Cipricla on October 03, 2008, 10:40:15 pm
Guy this is "funny chatlogs", is isnt "Not funny but pretty stupid chatlogs"
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on October 03, 2008, 10:57:34 pm
Guy this is "funny chatlogs", is isnt "Not funny but pretty stupid chatlogs"

x2.
This is really NOT funny.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Matthew_Cipricla on October 03, 2008, 11:02:55 pm
I wasnt meaning it to be funny, it wasnt a "ingame chatlog" was it? No it was a "forum chatlog" theres a difference.   :neutral:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JayL on October 04, 2008, 07:59:15 am
Typo's commited by other players on Jaaskaa's name:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JDC on October 04, 2008, 11:57:36 am
Poor Jaaskaa XD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: The_Wolf on October 04, 2008, 07:47:00 pm
Typo's commited by other players on Jaaskaa's name:
  • Jskaa
  • Jassaka - That's my favourite one  :lol:
  • Jasska
  • Other ones are pretty not-funny such as " Jaska " Jaaska " etc.  :razz:
Always called him Kaaskaa "The wise" with Watahell :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Immortal on October 05, 2008, 12:21:58 am
Nachein:
'Gandalf is making a kangaroo fit for me, and then i will go jumping everywhere'
'Immortal: Where is Istanbul? Nachein: 'It doesnt exist because kangaroos ate it'
 :neutral:  :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JayL on October 05, 2008, 12:25:34 am
Nachein: (30) gandalf is making a kangaro fit for me, and then i will go jumping everywhere

[...]

Nachein: (30) i cant wait for gandalf making my kangaro fit
Nachein: (30) can some1 imagine it

[...]

Nachein: (30) MY brother and me created san andreas
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: nachein on October 05, 2008, 01:15:41 am
i hope m friend Gandalf and Aragorn make my kangaroo fit, cuz gas is to expensive now, and why drive if i can go jumping everywhere, even more than a chetah or making bungy jumps like a rat

i hope Gandalf and his friend make a kangaro fit for me, cuz i want to be a kangaroo

may i should pm him? or maybe he will be angry with me and he wil ban me for ever  :cry:
i have to think
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stiffler2100 on October 05, 2008, 01:55:53 am
nacheing do you think people laugh with you or at you?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Seskom on October 05, 2008, 02:02:37 am
i hope m friend Gandalf and Aragorn make my kangaroo fit, cuz gas is to expensive now, and why drive if i can go jumping everywhere, even more than a chetah or making bungy jumps like a rat

i hope Gandalf and his friend make a kangaro fit for me, cuz i want to be a kangaroo

may i should pm him? or maybe he will be angry with me and he wil ban me for ever  :cry:
i have to think

if u made SA then im KING of the world...
nachein ur just like a grown up 23 years old fool who says he owns finland and USA and that he has a ferrari- Actually he works cleaning backyard,hes living with his mom and he makes most of his cash buying alcohol and smokes to us.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Gillie_Da_Kid on October 05, 2008, 02:20:55 am
if u made SA then im KING of the world...
nachein ur just like a grown up 23 years old fool who says he owns finland and USA and that he has a ferrari- Actually he works cleaning backyard,hes living with his mom and he makes most of his cash buying alcohol and smokes to us.

This just made my day LOL. I laughed so hard I can feel my cramp from my hour jog today! lolz
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: nachein on October 05, 2008, 02:33:49 am
nacheing do you think people laugh with you or at you?

people is laughting of you
/me laughts of his apple face :D

no offence

----------------------------------------
i have sxome funny chatalogs



Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stiffler2100 on October 05, 2008, 03:09:18 am
people is laughting of you
/me laughts of his apple face :D

no offence


LAUGH not LAUGHT you're ***** :)


Not more then you are!

no flaming pls

-Indigo
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stof on October 05, 2008, 04:27:15 am
eheheheh tooshay or however its spelt :/
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jaaskaa on October 05, 2008, 04:39:36 am
touché sir !

Newplayer 1 : Where I can be a cop ?
Newplayer 2 : You can't
Newplayer 1 : Why ?
Newplayer 2 : Because I am one and I need money
Newplayer 1 : Ok bye
Newplayer 1 leave server
Newplayer 2 : :(
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Thomas 'Leroy' Crof on October 05, 2008, 10:59:50 am
gandalfscat (48): How do you spell cops?
[SI]Wayne_Keys (10): Fast
[AK]JDC (60): a-w-e-s-o-m-e

Wayne didnt understand it xD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JayL on October 05, 2008, 08:59:26 pm
Jack_Stracci: (44) CB When will R7 released?
Jack_Stracci(44), was kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi(43) for stupid question

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Marting_Riggs on October 05, 2008, 09:03:28 pm
LAUGH not LAUGHT you're ***** :)


Not more then you are!

no flaming pls

-Indigo

hahaha Indigo is funny
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stiffler2100 on October 05, 2008, 09:36:06 pm
hahaha Indigo is funny


HAHHAHAHA you're a suck up :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Gillie_Da_Kid on October 06, 2008, 02:12:53 am

HAHHAHAHA you're a suck up :)

??? lol
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: CBFasi on October 06, 2008, 11:43:30 am
Seems even I have made it to the funny chatlogs....
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Ben_Jizz on October 06, 2008, 01:38:52 pm
Lol! (http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/4538/samp003ss4.png)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Caltson on October 06, 2008, 01:40:13 pm
>> No pictures text only please  ;)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on October 06, 2008, 02:44:07 pm
That black lines at the bottom!

What are that? Hacks? >:O?
whah lol
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: murderboy on October 06, 2008, 03:29:38 pm
That black lines at the bottom!

What are that? Hacks? >:O?
whah lol

yeah same  :D i dont got anything down there
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on October 06, 2008, 03:33:47 pm
Explain! :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Squeak on October 06, 2008, 03:50:50 pm
Seems even I have made it to the funny chatlogs....
What is this topic coming to? :trust:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JayL on October 06, 2008, 06:22:49 pm
Seems even I have made it to the funny chatlogs....
Yes  :) Congratulations  :banana:

Other people may have posted something from you too  :D

[Rstar]CBFasi: cb medic required, am near med centre inls
[Rstar]CBFasi: (12) stupid cb

Jack_Stracci: (44) CB When will R7 released?
Jack_Stracci(44), was kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi(43) for stupid question

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Ben_Jizz on October 07, 2008, 04:36:03 am
Lol its not hacks its a flame mod thing if i push f in game flame comes out for me :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Ben_Jizz on October 07, 2008, 09:49:00 am
And It adds ther server so yea i Colored it  :hah: :gd:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: martenest on October 08, 2008, 08:41:08 pm
ADVETRISEMENT: Get your fresh fish from Cheezy Fisherman,AT LS Lighthouse,Contact Douglas Cheese
Sorry for OT, but whats funny with that?

I'd like to know that too, i actually do sell fish at the LS lighthouse...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Gimli on October 08, 2008, 09:53:27 pm
[Rstar]CBFasi: cb medic required, am near med centre inls
[Rstar]CBFasi: (12) stupid cb

rofl :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Tai on October 09, 2008, 06:26:08 am

ADVERTISMENT: LOVE YA TAI, contact [WS]Altair(5)
Ben_Jizz: (1) rofl
Ben_Jizz: (1) Funny chat logs :)
[WS]Altair(5), was warned by [AV]Tai(4) for i love you too but dont abuse /ad >:O
[WS]Altair: (5) fuck,i wanted a kick :S
[Z]Eagle: (3) xD
Ben_Jizz: (1) LOL FUNNY CHAT LOGS


Great One ^^ xD xD i like to be admin <3 ^^



I got this one
I made a Traffic Stop with Ben_Jizz ^^

(localchat)

Ben_Jizz(8) says: BEER
[AV]Tai(11) says: please blow sir
Ben_Jizz(8) shouts: YAY!!
Ben_Jizz(8) blows it

But you cant understand it when you dont see that pic ^^
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Ben_Jizz on October 09, 2008, 06:44:38 am
O_o That  Never Happen Congrats On admin too :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Harald on October 09, 2008, 06:45:51 pm
(/tpm)Marcus_McEast(21) 34 So...2 o' clock?
(/tpm)Gandalf(12) No /tpm!
Gandalf(12) was banned by [Rstar]CBFasi(3) for abusing scriptcommand - unban, argonathrpg.eu/forum
(12) was banned by [Rstar]MrsS(54) for scriptabusing
(12) was banned by DeeJay(84) for abusing scripts

Aragorn(12) has joined the server
Aragorn(12) was banned by [Rstar]Indigo(32) for scriptabusing, unban argonathrpg.eu/forum
[Rstar]Indigo(32): Ops!

Observe, none of these chatlogs were true, just came up to something.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Proxan on October 09, 2008, 06:59:40 pm
(/tpm)Marcus_McEast(21) 34 So...2 o' clock?
(/tpm)Gandalf(12) No /tpm!
Gandalf(12) was banned by [Rstar]CBFasi(3) for abusing scriptcommand - unban, argonathrpg.eu/forum
(12) was banned by [Rstar]MrsS(54) for scriptabusing
(12) was banned by DeeJay for abusing scripts

Aragorn(12) has joined the server
Aragorn(12) was banned by [Rstar]Indigo(32) for scriptabusing, unban argonathrpg.eu/forum
[Rstar]Indigo(32): Ops!

Observe, none of these chatlogs were true, just came up to something.


rofl why did you post them then ?  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Caltson on October 09, 2008, 07:11:19 pm
well, topic doesnt say Ingame Funny chatlogs right? and its SAMP related :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: adam_stevens on October 09, 2008, 10:33:14 pm
well, topic doesnt say Ingame Funny chatlogs right? and its SAMP related :D

What kind of chatlog is it then? his brain chatlog? Chatlog is chatlog not some made up stuff.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Gillie_Da_Kid on October 09, 2008, 11:35:30 pm
(/tpm)Marcus_McEast(21) 34 So...2 o' clock?
(/tpm)Gandalf(12) No /tpm!
Gandalf(12) was banned by [Rstar]CBFasi(3) for abusing scriptcommand - unban, argonathrpg.eu/forum
(12) was banned by [Rstar]MrsS(54) for scriptabusing
(12) was banned by DeeJay(84) for abusing scripts

Aragorn(12) has joined the server
Aragorn(12) was banned by [Rstar]Indigo(32) for scriptabusing, unban argonathrpg.eu/forum
[Rstar]Indigo(32): Ops!

Observe, none of these chatlogs were true, just came up to something.

I Don't get it..
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: CBFasi on October 10, 2008, 12:08:07 am
if your going to fake it then why bother, anyone who knows me will know that is not how I write my bans out.

Funny Chatlog, that is logs of funny chats, NOT something you made up please.

No idea on the point your  trying to make but its pretty much irrelevant cos its false.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: David_Omid on October 10, 2008, 12:13:25 am
I agree with CBFasi. Faking something like admin commands is an insult on some level to the administrator you are finding hilarious.

You think it's funny that you are showing CBFasi and Indigo, both of which are FANTASIC administrators, banning the server owners? Nobody finds it funny because it's fake and also quite offensive. What are you trying to do? Make it look like they are both terrible administrators?

Not even remotely funny. Just a way of increasing your post count...


Try being an administrator for 5 minutes and you will learn that what you have written is stupid and unfair
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stiffler2100 on October 10, 2008, 12:27:09 am
oh get over it....he was just making a joke.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: David_Omid on October 10, 2008, 12:45:10 am
I personally think that it's an offensive joke...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stiffler2100 on October 10, 2008, 12:46:58 am
how is it offensive...? all admins are smelly! that's more of an insult than that haha
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: David_Omid on October 10, 2008, 12:57:32 am
Gandalf(12) was banned by [Rstar]CBFasi(15) for script abuse

Use that as an example. It's not funny for three reasons:

1. It's fake...

2. It's effectively saying "Haha! Gandalf got banned!"

3. It's effectively saying "Haha! CBFasi made a mistake!"

This is why I find it offensive. I don't care about how "all admins are smelly" is more offensive because like it or not, this is offensive to some people. Me for one. I don't have to explain why I find it offensive, I just do. Don't just tell me to get over it...

For the record, this is actually impossible to do...if you try banning an admin the same level or higher level than you, they get a funny message.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stiffler2100 on October 10, 2008, 01:00:00 am


This is why I find it offensive. I don't care about how "all admins are smelly" is more offensive because like it or not, this is offensive to some people. Me for one. I don't have to explain why I find it offensive, I just do. Don't just tell me to get over it...

yeah you're right, you didn't have to explain why...but yet you did. Some people just take this game way to seriously. OMG YOU SAID CBFASI BANNED GANDALF OFFENSIVE OFFENSIVE!!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: David_Omid on October 10, 2008, 01:03:24 am
yeah you're right, you didn't have to explain why...but yet you did.

I explained it because some people aren't able to understand human sensitivity

Some people just take this game way to seriously.

Taking something as an offense to his friends is now classified as taking a game too seriously?

OMG YOU SAID CBFASI BANNED GANDALF OFFENSIVE OFFENSIVE!!

Drop the capital letters and grow up
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stiffler2100 on October 10, 2008, 01:23:06 am
I explained it because some people aren't able to understand human sensitivity

Taking something as an offense to his friends is now classified as taking a game too seriously?

Drop the capital letters and grow up

you're telling me to grow up when you're sulking over something online? i was about to add something to this but it was a bit to harsh.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Anto on October 10, 2008, 01:23:32 am
it was a joke guys, relax

No need to be serious all the time.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stiffler2100 on October 10, 2008, 01:25:08 am
it was a joke guys, relax

No need to be serious all the time.

my point exactly.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Matthew_Cipricla on October 10, 2008, 01:27:22 am
Yeah guys you cant take a pile of sh*t and make it an atom bomb....arguing over someons stupid sense of humor  ;)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Iceboy on October 10, 2008, 01:47:05 am
Lmao.. No need to make a whole speech about how "offensive" it was.

Just tell him "It's fine that you wanna make up your own fake, funny chatlogs, but please post it in another section ;)"
That message would be way better, more friendly, and Im sure he would understand.


Back on topic now please
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Harald on October 10, 2008, 05:09:28 pm
Right...
Off.t: Then I know no need to 'joke' for guys just taking everything seriously...
"/l What'zup mothafucka'?"
"/report (XX) flaming"
Thats kinda' how I saw the argues about it some people here acted...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Black_Blood on October 10, 2008, 05:49:09 pm
Lol , Dude
Son Of Beach  :razz:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: DRCharlie on October 12, 2008, 01:35:10 pm
Charlie_Cortez - Writing a lot things..
Charlie_Cortez(ID): Gtg cya!
Charlie_Cortez has been kicked for flooding.

Lol, when i said "Gtg cya!" i got kicked for flooding.. lol
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dmitry on October 13, 2008, 06:37:28 pm
my point exactly.

So it won't be hard to make it in a mature way?

And i LOL Tai!  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JayL on October 13, 2008, 10:22:16 pm
ADVERTISEMENT: CBF Airlines - Extra large sickbag..., contact [Rstar]CBFasi(42)

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Seskom on October 13, 2008, 10:54:27 pm
ADVERTISEMENT: CBF Airlines - Extra large sickbag..., contact [Rstar]CBFasi(42)

 :rofl:

trust me its ultra puking airlines.. WORSE then american rollecoster... i drove on it and im puking for 2 weeks now
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: nachein on October 13, 2008, 11:56:27 pm
airlines joke is bad bad, even worst than my jokes -.-
cya
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Matthew_Cipricla on October 14, 2008, 12:01:25 am
airlines joke is bad bad, even worst than my jokes -.-
cya

offtopic: That was probroly the stupidest thing you could of posted on Funny chatlogs, lets here some of your chatlogs about stupid ass kangaroos then. Seriously if you dont got something important to put or on topic dont post at all

Sorry for off topic!!!!!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Gillie_Da_Kid on October 14, 2008, 12:13:40 am
offtopic: That was probroly the stupidest thing you could of posted on Funny chatlogs, lets here some of your chatlogs about stupid ass kangaroos then. Seriously if you dont got something important to put or on topic dont post at all

Sorry for off topic!!!!!

lmfao..
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dave on October 14, 2008, 01:11:37 am
airlines joke is bad bad, even worst than my jokes -.-
cya


Weird thing was....CBF was totally serious when he done that ad....
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Gimli on October 14, 2008, 11:54:41 am
ADVERTISEMENT: CBF Airlines - Extra large sickbag..., contact [Rstar]CBFasi(42)

 :rofl:

haha... good old CBF :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Ben_Jizz on October 14, 2008, 12:49:38 pm

ADVERTISMENT: LOVE YA TAI, contact [WS]Altair(5)
Ben_Jizz: (1) rofl
Ben_Jizz: (1) Funny chat logs :)
[WS]Altair(5), was warned by [AV]Tai(4) for i love you too but dont abuse /ad >:O
[WS]Altair: (5) f**k,i wanted a kick :S
[Z]Eagle: (3) xD
Ben_Jizz: (1) LOL FUNNY CHAT LOGS


Great One ^^ xD xD i like to be admin <3 ^^



I got this one
I made a Traffic Stop with Ben_Jizz ^^

(localchat)

Ben_Jizz(8) says: BEER
[AV]Tai(11) says: please blow sir
Ben_Jizz(8) shouts: YAY!!
Ben_Jizz(8) blows it

But you cant understand it when you dont see that pic ^^
i rember Now O_O :S
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Tai on October 15, 2008, 07:21:41 am
Lol xD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: punk_boy_4_ever on October 18, 2008, 02:04:36 pm
FOund some funny chatlogs when i was looking around at my pics in San ANdreas folder:D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Gillie_Da_Kid on October 18, 2008, 02:44:02 pm
Player 1: Is Gimil Here?
Yeahs(60) Joined The Server
Player 2: LOL
Player 3: Good call
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Freedom on October 18, 2008, 03:40:27 pm
Ints_Stracci: (25) The one who wires me 1$, gets nothing back!


You received 1 from Panda_Araatus(22) in your bank account
You received 1 from smey(0) in your bank account
You received 1 from Razif_Bk(14) in your bank account
You received 1 from Jack Araatus(33) in your bank account
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: James_Alterlis on October 19, 2008, 04:51:17 am
FOund some funny chatlogs when i was looking around at my pics in San ANdreas folder:D

lol  :lol:

Player 1: Is Gimil Here?
Yeahs(60) Joined The Server
Player 2: LOL
Player 3: Good call

right in time! xD  :lol:

Ints_Stracci: (25) The one who wires me 1$, gets nothing back!


You received 1 from Panda_Araatus(22) in your bank account
You received 1 from smey(0) in your bank account
You received 1 from Razif_Bk(14) in your bank account
You received 1 from Jack Araatus(33) in your bank account


great way to earn money!  :money: :money: :money:

 ;)

 :cop:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: EliteTerm on October 19, 2008, 06:00:34 am
(54), was banned by Panda_Araatus(34) for Armor Hacks and Weap Hax
(54), was banned by Gimli(0) for armor hacks
(54), was banned by [AV]FlameMan(38) for as above

haha  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Wolfe on October 19, 2008, 06:33:36 am
too lazy to upload a pic.... :


ADVERTISEMENT:I wanna buy R HQ dont pull down the fee,contact :**** (36)

-------------------------------------------------------------------------

Nachein(12) trowhs esperma in his mouth...


wtf nach....
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Altair_Carter on October 19, 2008, 08:33:05 am

(54), was banned by [AV]FlameMan(38) for as above


i thought Admins LVL 2 can't ban...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Harald on October 19, 2008, 11:58:43 am
Marcus_McEast(35) says: It is all black under your skirt, Gimli, you should shave yourself.
You recieved 10000 from Gimli(0) in your bank account.

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Bianconeri on October 19, 2008, 12:24:12 pm
i thought Admins LVL 2 can't ban...

same
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: TruthSvensson on October 19, 2008, 12:33:36 pm
He kicked actually
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Harald on October 19, 2008, 12:47:50 pm
Cliff_Diggs(X) was banned by MuminSvensson(X) for constant abusing scripts, constant deathmatching
It is payday, you recieved 2009.
XXX (X): Horray!
XXX (X): Yay!
XXX (X): Yes!
XXX (X): WOHOOOO!
XXX (X): YAYYY!
XXX (X): Yeees!


There was some differences in this, but I just gave an example of how'd it almost looked like.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Fabio on October 19, 2008, 01:36:33 pm
[ALS]Jake: Nachieng did you get offerd a place in Rtard

[GSF]Nachieng: i was offerd rstar by my friend but now im GSF so it dont matter

LOL?


ROFL
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Tai on October 19, 2008, 02:17:24 pm
(54), was banned by Panda_Araatus(34) for Armor Hacks and Weap Hax
(54), was banned by Gimli(0) for armor hacks
(54), was banned by [AV]FlameMan(38) for as above
haha  :rofl:

i thought Admins LVL 2 can't ban...
yes yes yes

same
yup
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Gillie_Da_Kid on October 19, 2008, 06:30:33 pm
(54), was banned by Panda_Araatus(34) for Armor Hacks and Weap Hax
(54), was banned by Gimli(0) for armor hacks
(54), was banned by [AV]FlameMan(38) for as above

haha  :rofl:

Yeah, I remember everyone spamming "Phail,Fail" It was so funny..
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Altair_Carter on October 19, 2008, 07:29:57 pm
Some new,more later:

[Z]Luka: Gimli im aragorn,i lost my right please give them back and also my 10000K



*Situation*
Advertisement: 2k for answer: WHo is Dpt Chief in ARPD?
Right after the question
[ALS]Charz(1) Joined the server


Advertisement: Connecting to Gimli......please wait,Contact [AV]Nexxt



"Someguy" was banned by [RStar]Che for HAH


drek was banned for [R*]Legend for use your weapon hacks and go shoot developers for unban
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Gillie_Da_Kid on October 19, 2008, 08:07:43 pm
Its Payday,You've Received $2,005
Gimil(49) No Spam Plz..
Xavas_Corleone(35) Spam On..
Jack_Young: Cool
[AV]Vince (4) :o
Juicyy: YAY!!!
Matthew_Stracci (65) Sweet
[Z]Corey: Yay!
[Rstar]Pancher: yaya
[AVt]Traser: YAY SPAM!
[Z]Corey:(24) Sry, Gimil lolz

It was so funny. The spam was crazy fast!!

Another thing was funny today as well..

(41), was kicked by MuminSvensson(60) for God damnit carkiller! GOOD FOR U THAT U LEFT!
Atomic_Stracci: (51) Nice Timing
Gillie_Da_Kid: LOL
Jose_Martinez: (19) LOL
Jack_Young: (20) lol
Epic_Failure: (31)Read Da Name<<<<<<
Gillie_Da_Kid: Haahha ID 31

Another Funny Thing Happened today..

MuminSvensson(19), was warned by [Rstar]Che(25) for watch it
Wash_Corleone: Admin warned Admin xD
Shawn_Hale: lmfao
Gillie_Da_Kid: LOL
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: The_Wolf on October 19, 2008, 08:28:38 pm
Why don't you post that one more time, Gillie?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Harald on October 19, 2008, 08:31:09 pm
Why don't you post that one more time, Gillie?
If you look carefully in the other post, he added one more...I'm not sure why he quoted it though.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Gillie_Da_Kid on October 19, 2008, 08:32:35 pm
Why don't you post that one more time, Gillie?
Sorry that was a mistake..
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JayL on October 19, 2008, 08:53:00 pm
2 days ago in police radio...

Haldir(22): ALLLLLO TACO SELLING CB RADIO SERVICE, Over.
Haldir(22): Sorry had my radio turned on loud, Over.

Will never forget you  :lol:



This one is pretty old...

Cane_Martinez: (5) abd tgeb cvn.ode
Cane_Martinez: (5) and then cbmode -_-

Epic typo, ever.



Patrolling with Hank, in local chat...

Hank_Rafferty(7) says: [[nitrox is 14 years old, and pervert as a 40 old year horny man]]



And, once again, CB makes it to the funny chatlogs!

[Rstar]CBFasi(46): SAPD command chipmunks :-), Over.



ADVERTISEMENT: Buy Polo Balls, Polo Socks, Polo ass's, every Polo item at, contact [AV]Polopolo(56)

 :lol:

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Janar on October 19, 2008, 08:55:35 pm

Epic_Failure: (31)Read Da Name<<<<<<



It was me, just other character( Not 2 accounts ).


I remember one thing today:

[AV]Specter: Polopolopolopolopolopolopolopolopolopol opolopolopolopolopolopolopolopolo.....

Little time later...

(Somebody else): Polopolo Polopolo Polopolo Polopolo Polopolo Polopolo...

Speedtrap with [Z]Eagle Translated from Estonian.

[ALS]Janar: (26) Here is good place to check speeds. No one knows that speedtrap here. If they use map-->non-rp.
[Z]Eagle: (8) But /speed ID can't be used too? non-rp?
[ALS]Janar: (26) LOL, think logically!!!

Someone can't talk English correctly.

Young_Buck: (21) Maybe he is knew and need to learn how to RP, you don't have to say, it's the badest RP you ever seen.

Event "Kill GiacJr and Panda! "

ADVERTISEMENT: Whoever kills Panda_Araatus wins 20k, contact GiacJr(18).
GiacJr: (18) Cops, do /su 40 Event!
(( Panda with GiacJr just were infront of me  :razz: ))
Panda_Araatus(40) was suspected by officer [ALS]Janar for Event.
soon...
ADVERTISEMENT: Kill GiacJr and win 5k contact GiacJr(18).
GiacJr(18) was suspected by officer [ALS]Janar for Event.


Freecops..
Carlos_Cortez(21) was suspected by officer jamie_green(24) for grafiti
[ALS]Janar: (37) OMG, /crime 21

Hackers...
[AV]Pulaski_Edd: (99) Everyone, check /carhp 16
[ALS]Janar: (61) OMG, look at /carhp 16
Player James_Donndly(16) car health: 25000/100


ADVERTISEMENT: Selling piss and shit, cheap as chips, contact IcedEarth(45)

Couldn't find more from screenshots.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JayL on October 19, 2008, 09:41:07 pm
I remember one thing today:

[AV]Specter: Polopolopolopolopolopolopolopolopolopol opolopolopolopolopolopolopolopolo.....

Little time later...

(Somebody else): Polopolo Polopolo Polopolo Polopolo Polopolo Polopolo...

The Somebody else was Specter, and who said polopolopolopolo it was me  :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on October 19, 2008, 09:43:57 pm
Well, today admins made in admin chat some "guess who is that" event :P

Look what came immediatly:

(http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/9395/samp054ju2.png)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Harald on October 19, 2008, 09:45:44 pm
It's Nachein! No, srsly, hahhah.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Gillie_Da_Kid on October 19, 2008, 11:05:14 pm
It's Nachein! No, srsly, hahhah.

No it's Rionrice.. Silver or [triad]Silver
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Tovenaarke on October 19, 2008, 11:20:21 pm
LOL...

Some from me:

Pic 1: /helpmeup abuse, and Admin tries to help.. busted  :D

Pic 2: Gimli (Xcasio, main admin) has been kicked for cash inbalance  :D That was a cold reacation of a player  ;)

Greetz
- T.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: TruthSvensson on October 20, 2008, 03:54:18 pm
Well, today admins made in admin chat some "guess who is that" event :P

Look what came immediatly:

(http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/9395/samp054ju2.png)
I had great timing :P :cool:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Flash on October 20, 2008, 03:57:39 pm
its something cool , but its from like month ago , but i remembered it   :lol:


ADVERTISEMENT: New here? Need a Phone? Call 5312, contact Myggen_Stracci(35)

 :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Harald on October 20, 2008, 04:14:05 pm
its something cool , but its from like month ago , but i remembered it   :lol:


ADVERTISEMENT: New here? Need a Phone? Call 5312, contact Myggen_Stracci(35)

 :D
Gahahaha!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Traser on October 20, 2008, 09:41:35 pm
Omfg.
/me fails
Altair fails to  :rofl:

(http://i37.tinypic.com/2qv6ufp.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Proxan on October 20, 2008, 10:35:27 pm
its something cool , but its from like month ago , but i remembered it   :lol:


ADVERTISEMENT: New here? Need a Phone? Call 5312, contact Myggen_Stracci(35)

 :D


Icecold  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Tai on October 21, 2008, 06:47:54 am
ADVERTISEMENT: I Want to f**k tai, contact [WS]Altair(5)
 ...
When the hell was that??? oO
Btw i know that he loves me ^^
Quote

ADVERTISMENT: LOVE YA TAI, contact [WS]Altair(5)
Ben_Jizz: (1) rofl
Ben_Jizz: (1) Funny chat logs :)
[WS]Altair(5), was warned by [AV]Tai(4) for i love you too but dont abuse /ad >:O
[WS]Altair: (5) f**k,i wanted a kick :S
[Z]Eagle: (3) xD
Ben_Jizz: (1) LOL FUNNY CHAT LOGS
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Altair_Carter on October 21, 2008, 12:29:14 pm


Altair fails to  :rofl:
When :O?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on October 21, 2008, 09:29:06 pm
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That was fun !


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Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on October 21, 2008, 09:39:41 pm
[AV]Nexxt got banned by GiacJr for some form of health hack < Unban @ ArgonathRPG.eu >

I think people laughed about this.
But lets take it as a funny chatlog, not as a moment to cry.

Will be back very soon !



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....
not really funny
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on October 22, 2008, 12:09:40 am
Admin Komodoros(60): having 65000 flowers.. i wonder how much girlfriend has he

Haha.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stiffler2100 on October 22, 2008, 12:13:49 am
....
not really funny

100% agree, don't laugh at the fact you got banned and acting like the admin is an idiot for doing so. in my opinion the admin had every right to suspect you for hacks.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on October 22, 2008, 01:33:04 pm
100% agree, don't laugh at the fact you got banned and acting like the admin is an idiot for doing so. in my opinion the admin had every right to suspect you for hacks.

Are u really that dumb as u are acting now?
I said: They could laughed about it.
U know why? Cuz nobody though that I should be banned.

And dont accuse me that Im calling admin idiot.
Giac isnt, and this is funny chatlog?

No funny complainlog!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dr J. Cohen on October 22, 2008, 01:52:31 pm

...U know why? Cuz nobody though that I should be banned...
 


Sorry but that just says to me "i love my self" :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on October 22, 2008, 01:59:32 pm
Sorry but that just says to me "i love my self" :P

I do ! :P
Nah I don't but nobody though I should be banned.
Cause I know from myself I will never do it , but damn why off topic.

Give me some funny logs to laugh about !
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stiffler2100 on October 22, 2008, 04:51:02 pm
Are u really that dumb as u are acting now?
I said: They could laughed about it.
U know why? Cuz nobody though that I should be banned.

And dont accuse me that Im calling admin idiot.
Giac isnt, and this is funny chatlog?

No funny complainlog!


i can not understand your English sometimes, "i said: they could laughed about it"
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on October 22, 2008, 04:53:08 pm
i can not understand your English sometimes, "i said: they could laughed about it"

Hmm.
I think that is your problems.
Because, my english is NOT bad.

I think you dont want to understand it.
But, wasn't this a funny chatlog -.-.

Stop replying on my posts FFS.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stiffler2100 on October 22, 2008, 04:56:57 pm
Hmm.
I think that is your problems.
Because, my english is NOT bad.

I think you dont want to understand it.
But, wasn't this a funny chatlog -.-.

Stop replying on my posts FFS.


Removed: Flame

Admin: [Rstar]Razor

Warning: Pierce, last time you change the post that has been edited to remove your flaming.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Cane on October 23, 2008, 03:41:55 am
Admin Jaaskaa_Kolta(3): 3rd floor, LS titties hall

**5 seconds later**

Admin Jaaskaa_Kolta(3): City*
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Freedom on October 23, 2008, 10:10:36 am
Removed: Flame

Admin: [Rstar]Tazor

:OO :D??
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Myggen on October 23, 2008, 05:39:40 pm
Admin Jaaskaa_Kolta(3): 3rd floor, LS titties hall

**5 seconds later**

Admin Jaaskaa_Kolta(3): City*

Lol, Jaaskaa... youre nougthy biy
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jaaskaa on October 23, 2008, 10:53:45 pm
XD not my most epic one tho ...

CB Channel : Jaaskaa : Okay let's go get some shitguns
CB Channel flood : Lol
lol
lol
Jaaskaa : What ?
Jaaskaa : Oh .. s..h...t.. lol ... Shotgun * :S
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Marting_Riggs on October 24, 2008, 03:08:05 am
llol jas i read that like 5 mins ago and still laughing  :hurray: :lol: :lol: :lol:




Your Friend
       Silver_CaponeT
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JDC on October 24, 2008, 09:05:28 am
lol I was wasted laughing at those too XD :rofl: (especially the phone ad)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JohhnyJaz on October 24, 2008, 02:58:16 pm
Some new,more later:

[Z]Luka: Gimli im aragorn,i lost my right please give them back and also my 10000K

Altair you forgot to add Gimli: I can give you a ban





Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on October 24, 2008, 11:50:03 pm
lol:

(http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/411/samp095du5.png)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Gillie_Da_Kid on October 25, 2008, 12:12:26 am
lol:

(http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/411/samp095du5.png)
:lol: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Inkognito on October 25, 2008, 11:07:46 am
Nice one  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: polopolo on October 25, 2008, 11:44:19 am
New player: HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
Admin: try pressing the the Caps Lock key
New player: O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Harald on October 25, 2008, 11:53:25 am
New player: HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
Admin: try pressing the the Caps Lock key
New player: O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
hahaha
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Myggen on October 25, 2008, 11:59:53 am
New player: HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
Admin: try pressing the the Caps Lock key
New player: O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!

LOL !  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Pancher on October 25, 2008, 12:56:09 pm
 :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on October 25, 2008, 01:59:06 pm
looks like olari 5 years older  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: James_Alterlis on October 25, 2008, 02:57:32 pm
New player: HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
Admin: try pressing the the Caps Lock key
New player: O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!

ROFL!  :rofl:

 :cop:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Harald on October 25, 2008, 03:59:08 pm
looks like olari 5 years older  :rofl:
Hahhaaha, lmao!  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Gillie_Da_Kid on October 25, 2008, 04:04:50 pm
New player: HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
Admin: try pressing the the Caps Lock key
New player: O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!

LOL! :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Sammir on October 25, 2008, 04:25:07 pm
New player: HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
Admin: try pressing the the Caps Lock key
New player: O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!

ROFL!!  :rofl: :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Tai on October 25, 2008, 05:05:45 pm
Admin Komodoros(60): having 65000 flowers.. i wonder how much girlfriend has he

Haha.
Genius xD  :rofl: :rofl:




Gimli played a limo driver and Cane and me was his clients:
Gimli(70) says: Selling two hookers that are in my limo
Gimli(70) says: Argh
[AV]Tai(55) says: oO
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Janar on October 25, 2008, 07:31:42 pm
Police radio text...

nelis(6): is there any police chopper?
[Z]Sheriff(40): Yes
[Z]Sheriff(40): i am

So [Z]Sheriff is police chopper, not he using it   :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Devin on October 25, 2008, 07:32:59 pm
now i dont know about you,,
but when i saw this i was like OMG WTF :pop: hahaha


kraiser(20), was warned by Luigi_Corleone(9) for Now i dont love you anymore.. Dont ram

because like 5min later.. the next message

 :alert"  kraiser(20), was banned by ((some admin)) for wep hax/or armour  :alert"  ((or something like that))




your friend [ALS]MadBoi
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Traser on October 25, 2008, 10:24:00 pm
Omg xD

I first said, Omg those Freecops ruing a chase

Then this happend

(http://i34.tinypic.com/25hlhfq.jpg)

Lol, Pwnd by MrsS  :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Myggen on October 25, 2008, 10:56:44 pm
Lol  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Devin on October 26, 2008, 09:09:54 am
 :help:and another 1 of Tai's smart Ads :help:

 :hah:ADVERTISEMENT:Your phone dont work? Call us and we fix it!, contact [AV]Tai(9) :hah:

 :war:then after the ad...

[Z]Corey: (11) Tai
[Z]Corey: (11) if his phone is broken how he will call you ?


this posted by: [ALS]MadBoi
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: polopolo on October 26, 2008, 09:53:33 am
Omg xD

I first said, Omg those Freecops ruing a chase

Then this happend

(http://i34.tinypic.com/25hlhfq.jpg)

Lol, Pwnd by MrsS  :D
You are Nelis?!?!?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on October 26, 2008, 10:03:15 am
You are Nelis?!?!?

No...
on radio:
Traser: Omg those Freecops ruining a chase
Nelis: a god damn freecops
MrsS: you are a freecop yourself
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Proxan on October 26, 2008, 10:24:13 am
Omg xD

I first said, Omg those Freecops ruing a chase

Then this happend

(http://i34.tinypic.com/25hlhfq.jpg)

Lol, Pwnd by MrsS  :D

ROFL  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Myggen on October 26, 2008, 10:32:09 am
Are you hot and have sex problems? Come to me baby, Contact [Rstar]Legend
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Harald on October 26, 2008, 10:43:04 am
Are you hot and have sex problems? Come to me baby, Contact [Rstar]Legend
Hahhah, I wasn't on then though. /warn (Legend's ID) illegal /ad..No? IT doesn't count as illegal /ad?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Myggen on October 26, 2008, 10:48:41 am
[AV]Tai: (id) Where are you Legend?
[AV]Tai: (id) Where are you Legend?
[Rstar]Legend: (id) I wont tell you. You are not hot enough.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Harald on October 26, 2008, 10:52:25 am
[AV]Tai: (id) Where are you Legend?
[AV]Tai: (id) Where are you Legend?
[Rstar]Legend: (id) I wont tell you. You are not hot enough.
Lmao, He said true words.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Freedom on October 26, 2008, 11:20:44 am
looks like olari 5 years older  :rofl:

aka his '17 years old brother'
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: MasterNeo on October 26, 2008, 05:12:57 pm
Omg xD

I first said, Omg those Freecops ruing a chase

Then this happend

(http://i34.tinypic.com/25hlhfq.jpg)

Lol, Pwnd by MrsS  :D

 :help:and another 1 of Tai's smart Ads :help:

 :hah:ADVERTISEMENT:Your phone dont work? Call us and we fix it!, contact [AV]Tai(9) :hah:

 :war:then after the ad...

[Z]Corey: (11) Tai
[Z]Corey: (11) if his phone is broken how he will call you ?


this posted by: [ALS]MadBoi

Lmao at this stuff XD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Caltson on October 26, 2008, 08:38:32 pm
Mario_gonzalez (50) - Can i get unsu? i drove over a freecop?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Harald on October 26, 2008, 09:43:12 pm
Mario_gonzalez (50) - Can i get unsu? i drove over a freecop?
HAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Pancher on October 27, 2008, 02:23:52 am
PM from ssj3g0ku(30): i have no reason to hit you only if i need to kill ya or to get suspected and with only one hit....
PM from ssj3g0ku(30): got it ? : )

I love sweet PM from citizens :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JayL on October 27, 2008, 03:44:16 am
PM from ssj3g0ku(30): i have no reason to hit you only if i need to kill ya or to get suspected and with only one hit....
PM from ssj3g0ku(30): got it ? : )

I love sweet PM from citizens :)

Nice attempt in trying to boss people from that guy... Haha  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stof on October 27, 2008, 08:07:38 am
Mario_gonzalez (50) - Can i get unsu? i drove over a freecop?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA This made my day xD xD xD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: MasterNeo on October 27, 2008, 09:04:41 am
PM from ssj3g0ku(30): i have no reason to hit you only if i need to kill ya or to get suspected and with only one hit....
PM from ssj3g0ku(30): got it ? : )

I love sweet PM from citizens :)

i didnt know wat r the meaning of this..wats that? :o
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Harald on October 27, 2008, 10:09:46 am
PM from ssj3g0ku(30): i have no reason to hit you only if i need to kill ya or to get suspected and with only one hit....
PM from ssj3g0ku(30): got it ? : )

I love sweet PM from citizens :)
Rofl
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on October 27, 2008, 02:27:53 pm
i didnt know wat r the meaning of this..wats that? :o

"i dont have reason to hit you, until i will want to kill you or to get suspected, got it?"
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Devin on October 27, 2008, 03:26:52 pm
Ive seen sick people but... this is another whole level of sickness!!!!

[ALS]Bauer: (4) i kissed my mother and i liked it XD
James_Hunter: (2) Ew
[ALS]Bauer: (4) lol,thats wrong
Chase_Greggor: (36) lol..? ew
Oliver: (8) Dude, please


Posted by: [ALS]MadBoi
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Traser on October 27, 2008, 05:01:47 pm
Ive seen sick people but... this is another whole level of sickness!!!!

[ALS]Bauer: (4) i kissed my mother and i liked it XD
James_Hunter: (2) Ew
[ALS]Bauer: (4) lol,thats wrong
Chase_Greggor: (36) lol..? ew
Oliver: (8) Dude, please


Posted by: [ALS]MadBoi

Omg..  :hurray:, rofl..!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on October 27, 2008, 05:20:22 pm
Oliver ftw :D
"Dude please..."
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jack Bauer on October 27, 2008, 05:48:09 pm
hehe, thats me  :lol:

Signed, Jack Bauer
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on October 27, 2008, 06:29:04 pm
hehe, thats me  :lol:

Signed, Jack Bauer

oh... then its not that funny :P
i thought its new player :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JayL on October 27, 2008, 06:49:32 pm
[ALS]Bauer: (4) i kissed my mother and i liked it XD
James_Hunter: (2) Ew
[ALS]Bauer: (4) lol,thats wrong
Chase_Greggor: (36) lol..? ew
Oliver: (8) Dude, please

I don't really understand what's wrong with kissing your mother, but that depends how the guy wants people to understand and stuff.  :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Juanes on October 27, 2008, 06:55:40 pm
I don't really understand what's wrong with kissing your mother, but that depends how the guy wants people to understand and stuff.  :D

/sign
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Harald on October 28, 2008, 11:04:48 am
Oliver!
Oliver: i hate free cops who dont know what they are doing..

There are laws how and where to rape now.
[ALS]Kyle(34) was warned by [AV]FlameMan(37) for raping without permission...

Wow!
ADVERTISEMENT: Selling Oxygen, contact Hwaldar(34)
ADVERTISEMENT: Buying Oxygen, contact GiacJr(44)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Brains on October 28, 2008, 12:53:32 pm
[ALS]Kyle(34) was warned by [AV]FlameMan(37) for raping without permission...

Is that real? :eek: Maybe he thought forced RP..
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Harald on October 28, 2008, 12:55:36 pm
Is that real? :eek: Maybe he thought forced RP..
Yes, it probably was a valid /warn... Maybe Kyle just ran and raped people :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Myggen on October 28, 2008, 01:26:46 pm
ADVERTISEMENT: Selling Oxygen, contact Hwaldar(34)
ADVERTISEMENT: Buying Oxygen, contact GiacJr(44)


Lol...  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: adam_stevens on October 28, 2008, 02:51:36 pm
Young_Buck(X) is kicked for flooding
[WS]Winters(2): (on police radio) Check Young_Buck when he comes back, he must be dealing.
Freecop(X): (on police radio) How do you know he is dealing?
[WS]Winters(2): (on police radio) He just got kicked by server for flood
...
Freecop(X): (on police radio) Nice RP winters
[WS]Winters(2): (on police radio) What? I am just being smart and using my brains.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Pancher on October 28, 2008, 02:57:32 pm
Young_Buck(X) is kicked for flooding
[WS]Winters(2): (on police radio) Check Young_Buck when he comes back, he must be dealing.
Freecop(X): (on police radio) How do you know he is dealing?
[WS]Winters(2): (on police radio) He just got kicked by server for flood
...
Freecop(X): (on police radio) Nice RP winters
[WS]Winters(2): (on police radio) What? I am just being smart and using my brains.

 :lol:  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Immortal on October 28, 2008, 03:01:53 pm
hahaha
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on October 28, 2008, 03:52:31 pm
it was more like...

[ALS]Kyle(34) was reported by [ALS]MEMBER(id) for raping without permission
[ALS]Kyle(34) was warned by [AV]FlameMan(37) for raping without permission...


then i wanted to do /a /warn etc... but i did /warn instead... i allready said ingame that im really sorry for that... it was not on purpose, and no more jokes like that... as it can finish serious, not funny :/

sorry :/
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Otavio_Folha on October 28, 2008, 04:22:37 pm
Young_Buck(X) is kicked for flooding
[WS]Winters(2): (on police radio) Check Young_Buck when he comes back, he must be dealing.
Freecop(X): (on police radio) How do you know he is dealing?
[WS]Winters(2): (on police radio) He just got kicked by server for flood
...
Freecop(X): (on police radio) Nice RP winters
[WS]Winters(2): (on police radio) What? I am just being smart and using my brains.

omg! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Harald on October 28, 2008, 04:59:31 pm
it was more like...

[ALS]Kyle(34) was reported by [ALS]MEMBER(id) for raping without permission
[ALS]Kyle(34) was warned by [AV]FlameMan(37) for raping without permission...


then i wanted to do /a /warn etc... but i did /warn instead... i allready said ingame that im really sorry for that... it was not on purpose, and no more jokes like that... as it can finish serious, not funny :/

sorry :/
Aaaha! Sorry for posting it though, but it looked fun.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: TruthSvensson on October 28, 2008, 05:20:08 pm
Young_Buck(X) is kicked for flooding
[WS]Winters(2): (on police radio) Check Young_Buck when he comes back, he must be dealing.
Freecop(X): (on police radio) How do you know he is dealing?
[WS]Winters(2): (on police radio) He just got kicked by server for flood
...
Freecop(X): (on police radio) Nice RP winters
[WS]Winters(2): (on police radio) What? I am just being smart and using my brains.
Great Role Playing Winters, keep going like it !
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Skullman92 on October 28, 2008, 08:02:52 pm
Young_Buck(X) is kicked for flooding
[WS]Winters(2): (on police radio) Check Young_Buck when he comes back, he must be dealing.
Freecop(X): (on police radio) How do you know he is dealing?
[WS]Winters(2): (on police radio) He just got kicked by server for flood
...
Freecop(X): (on police radio) Nice RP winters
[WS]Winters(2): (on police radio) What? I am just being smart and using my brains.


Well, sorry but thats just lame... VERY Lame..... i mean C'mon using your brains? Start using your RP Skills pl0x..:(
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Altair_Carter on October 28, 2008, 10:13:14 pm
Young_Buck(X) is kicked for flooding
[WS]Winters(2): (on police radio) Check Young_Buck when he comes back, he must be dealing.
Freecop(X): (on police radio) How do you know he is dealing?
[WS]Winters(2): (on police radio) He just got kicked by server for flood
...
Freecop(X): (on police radio) Nice RP winters
[WS]Winters(2): (on police radio) What? I am just being smart and using my brains.

Lmfao winters  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: TruthSvensson on October 28, 2008, 10:20:46 pm
Now Winters thinks he is a funny guy, hey winters but you are not. They are just laughing at your stupidness.
And here my funny chat log:
(http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/2268/loldo6.png)
Kangaroo hunting season?

actually admins unsused me accidently instead of jack araatus :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dave on October 28, 2008, 10:23:30 pm
Now Winters thinks he is a funny guy, hey winters but you are not. They are just laughing at your stupidness.
And here my funny chat log:
(http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/2268/loldo6.png)
Kangaroo hunting season?

actually admins unsused me accidently instead of jack araatus :P

No personal logs....they just lose their funnyness...if they had any...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: TruthSvensson on October 28, 2008, 10:24:52 pm
No personal logs....they just lose their funnyness...if they had any...
What you mean by personal log?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Altair_Carter on October 28, 2008, 10:31:25 pm
Now Winters thinks he is a funny guy, hey winters but you are not. They are just laughing at your stupidness.
And here my funny chat log:
(http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/2268/loldo6.png)
Kangaroo hunting season?

actually admins unsused me accidently instead of jack araatus :P
Now we laugh at your stupidness of putting your own chatlog  :rofl: :rofl:
The second sentance could be counted as flaming. Be cautious.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: TruthSvensson on October 28, 2008, 10:35:08 pm
Omg i didnt make that chatlog in my brain,its real. :rofl:
(http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/1916/samp129jf3.png)
Proves eh?

And funny part isnt my sentence, funny part is i got unsuspect. So i wanted to put this here  :roll:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on October 28, 2008, 10:42:45 pm
They mean, that putting your own funny chatlogs is not funny
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: TruthSvensson on October 28, 2008, 10:44:42 pm
They mean, that putting your own funny chatlogs is not funny
Lol but no one except me can see i got unsuspected for it and my own sentence wasn't funny, the funny part was i got unsuspect after i say that.
Omg i'll just delete that pic if you guys want.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on October 28, 2008, 10:48:56 pm
They mean, that putting your own funny chatlogs is not funny

Funny post! ^^
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Gillie_Da_Kid on October 28, 2008, 11:34:54 pm
They mean, that putting your own funny chatlogs is not funny

LOL.. Flameman don't be ridiculous.. xD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Tovenaarke on October 29, 2008, 11:54:33 am
Funny one lol

(http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/9538/funnyhz4.jpg)

Greetz
- T.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Seskom on October 30, 2008, 12:20:54 am
[Rstar]Razor:Hey Guys
[Rstar]Austin:Hey
[Rstar]Razor:cya guys,goonna sleep
[ALS]Seskom:Hai Razor
(Some text was between)
[ALS]Seskom:Cya Razor

He just came to say Hi and Goodbye   :trust:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Harald on October 30, 2008, 11:29:52 am
[Rstar]Razor:Hey Guys
[Rstar]Austin:Hey
[Rstar]Razor:cya guys,goonna sleep
[ALS]Seskom:Hai Razor
(Some text was between)
[ALS]Seskom:Cya Razor

He just came to say Hi and Goodbye   :trust:
Lmao, hahha.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Anto on October 30, 2008, 01:02:06 pm
Dont post screenshots of the jokes, write them out, it is a lot easier for RON to add them to website then, he has already said it like 5 times..

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Winters on October 30, 2008, 02:12:05 pm
Now Winters thinks he is a funny guy, hey winters but you are not. They are just laughing at your stupidness.
And here my funny chat log:
(http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/2268/loldo6.png)
Kangaroo hunting season?

actually admins unsused me accidently instead of jack araatus :P

Uhm jack, they are just laughing.. I mean you are the one who tries to be funnny all the time in main chat, So please stop telling me im trying to be funny -.-.. Im not saying anything to you eather.. or do i ??
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Myggen on October 30, 2008, 04:06:01 pm

(http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/2268/loldo6.png)
Kangaroo hunting season?

HaHa !!!  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Tai on October 30, 2008, 04:16:12 pm
No pictures please!!!!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Caltson on November 01, 2008, 11:39:11 am
Just happeed..

Barack_Obama was banned by (admin) for multiple accounts
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dmitry on November 01, 2008, 03:15:40 pm
Just happeed..

Barack_Obama was banned by (admin) for multiple accounts
The other account must be John_McCain
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Gillie_Da_Kid on November 01, 2008, 03:27:18 pm
The other account must be John_McCain

hahahha Obama FTW!!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on November 01, 2008, 07:22:02 pm
Omg on our CB of Madd Doggs Security(MD Radio)

Gimli: Who will be sex leader?
Gimli: Who will be sec leader?

Sec = Security
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on November 01, 2008, 07:33:07 pm
Omg on our CB of Madd Doggs Security(MD Radio)

Gimli: Who will be sex leader?
Gimli: Who will be sec leader?

Sec = Security

haha yeah Gimli and his sex mistakes :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JayL on November 01, 2008, 09:12:05 pm
Larox was suspected, and he was asking for an unsuspect I think...

[ESF]Larox: plz admin unban me
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Proxan on November 01, 2008, 10:38:47 pm
Larox was suspected, and he was asking for an unsuspect I think...

[ESF]Larox: plz admin unban me

haha too many bans ?  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Celtic Corpse on November 01, 2008, 11:38:03 pm
I thought someone will post my chats.
And will say: HAHAHAHA rolfllamaoalarofl he made me laugh so bad i pissed myself.
I guess it wont happen.


Jack_Young: (34) [Rstar]Olari: I'm doed join Rstar :))) its cool :))))
Jack_Young: (34) [Rstar]Olari: I can ban ppl i doed like (( or something like that))
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Niki on November 02, 2008, 12:12:56 am
I thought someone will post my chats.
And will say: HAHAHAHA rolfllamaoalarofl he made me laugh so bad i pissed myself.
I guess it wont happen.


Jack_Young: (34) [Rstar]Olari: I'm doed join Rstar :))) its cool :))))
Jack_Young: (34) [Rstar]Olari: I can ban ppl i doed like (( or something like that))

btw [Rstar]Olari was my idea today :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Gillie_Da_Kid on November 02, 2008, 02:48:38 am
I made a mistake and learned a lesson instead of just press ^ when pressing "T" I am so lazy lol..

Gillie_Da_KiD(7) Gey All!
Gillie_Da_KiD(7) Gey Admins!

5 secs later...

Gillie_Da_KiD(7) I Mean Hey!
R*Austin: lol
[AV]Wash: LOL
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Elinas on November 02, 2008, 03:21:42 am
Osama_Bin_Laden has joined the server.
Osama_Bin_Laden has been warned by (I forget the admin) for /changename
Osama_Bin_Laden has joined the server.
Obama_Bin_Laden has joined the server.

LOL
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Gillie_Da_Kid on November 02, 2008, 03:24:20 am
Osama_Bin_Laden has joined the server.
Osama_Bin_Laden has been warned by (I forget the admin) for /changename
Osama_Bin_Laden has joined the server.
Obama_Bin_Laden has joined the server.

LOL


HAHAHA, OBAMA FTW!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: SCReAMoKiD on November 02, 2008, 04:06:38 am
Osama_Bin_Laden has joined the server.
Osama_Bin_Laden has been warned by (I forget the admin) for /changename
Osama_Bin_Laden has joined the server.
Obama_Bin_Laden has joined the server.

LmaoROFL >_<  :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Myggen on November 02, 2008, 10:29:59 am
Osama_Bin_Laden has joined the server.
Osama_Bin_Laden has been warned by (I forget the admin) for /changename
Osama_Bin_Laden has joined the server.
Obama_Bin_Laden has joined the server.

LOL


LOL  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Altair_Carter on November 02, 2008, 11:39:37 am
Osama_Bin_Laden has joined the server.
Osama_Bin_Laden has been warned by (I forget the admin) for /changename
Osama_Bin_Laden has joined the server.
Obama_Bin_Laden has joined the server.

LOL

OBAMA LMFAOOOOOO
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on November 02, 2008, 05:22:01 pm
Osama_Bin_Laden has joined the server.
Osama_Bin_Laden has been warned by (I forget the admin) for /changename
Osama_Bin_Laden has joined the server.
Obama_Bin_Laden has joined the server.

LOL


WAHAHHA! This post FTW!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stiffler2100 on November 02, 2008, 11:31:54 pm
i don't get what's so funny...you can't say obama never made you think of osama bin laden...seriously.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Wash on November 03, 2008, 03:13:50 am
well, only 1 letter has been changed so it still looks and sound nearly the same  :razz:

I lol'd my ass off irl when I saw that guy enter the server lol :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Pancher on November 03, 2008, 11:02:50 pm
Haha. I guess he didt get the point.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JDC on November 04, 2008, 09:01:01 am
Obama Bin Laden XD

I really laughed my ass off when I read it :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Altair_Carter on November 04, 2008, 01:51:47 pm
Happened before:
/me tries to explain a situation
[WS]Altair: Looool,funny moment,i kissed Taichi but then(wanted to continue with another message)
*in 1 sec*
Someone1:And you liked it?
[Rstar]Austin:and you liked it
Someone4: you liked it ?
Someone3: and you liked it?


:S
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Raykaza on November 04, 2008, 01:54:34 pm
Player:(1) which car you own Legend ??
[R*]Legend:Stallion
you entered a Stallion onwer:[R*]Legend


 :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Tai on November 04, 2008, 02:17:21 pm
Happened before:
/me tries to explain a situation
[WS]Altair: Looool,funny moment,i kissed Taichi but then(wanted to continue with another message)
*in 1 sec*
Someone1:And you liked it?
[Rstar]Austin:and you liked it
Someone4: you liked it ?
Someone3: and you liked it?


:S
Everytime he try to have sex with me  :eek: And i never want. Next time /warn Altair sexual acts without permission  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Andre93 on November 04, 2008, 07:00:21 pm
Your Mobile phone is Ringing Type (/Pickup) CallerID: Officer_mike
[ALS]_Andriuha(51) says(phone):yes hello
Officer_mike(30) says(phone):Whats your location ?
[ALS]_Andriuha(51) says(phone): why you need to know ?

30 sec. of silence...

Officer_mike(30) says(phone): Whatever your doing Pullver your vehicle and wait for an officer
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Myggen on November 04, 2008, 07:03:52 pm
Haha, Nice.  :rofl:
ARPD call every citizen to pull over and wait for an officer ... Lol
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Janar on November 04, 2008, 07:37:20 pm
Your Mobile phone is Ringing Type (/Pickup) CallerID: Officer_mike
[ALS]_Andriuha(51) says(phone):yes hello
Officer_mike(30) says(phone):Whats your location ?
[ALS]_Andriuha(51) says(phone): why you need to know ?

30 sec. of silence...

Officer_mike(30) says(phone): Whatever your doing Pullver your vehicle and wait for an officer

OMG!! :D :rofl: HAHA, best joke i have ever heard!

Today at police radio:

Frank((something..)): Cadet Frank(something) reporting for duty
Frank((something..)): Requesting permission to take LSPD car.

lol

Public chat:

Bounce: I am bribeable cop
[ALS]Janar: OMG, Bounce, i want to write it to your ARPD application
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Myggen on November 04, 2008, 07:52:51 pm
Frank((something..)): Cadet Frank(something) reporting for duty
Frank((something..)): Requesting permission to take LSPD car.

Haha, Lol !
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Kensou_Sefeol on November 04, 2008, 08:25:25 pm
Your Mobile phone is Ringing Type (/Pickup) CallerID: Officer_mike
[ALS]_Andriuha(51) says(phone):yes hello
Officer_mike(30) says(phone):Whats your location ?
[ALS]_Andriuha(51) says(phone): why you need to know ?

30 sec. of silence...

Officer_mike(30) says(phone): Whatever your doing Pull over your vehicle and wait for an officer  :cop:



LOOOOOL :D    :hah: Ill now will know to /hangup to Officer_Mike :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Celtic Corpse on November 04, 2008, 09:00:55 pm
Your Mobile phone is Ringing Type (/Pickup) CallerID: Officer_mike
[ALS]_Andriuha(51) says(phone):yes hello
Officer_mike(30) says(phone):Whats your location ?
[ALS]_Andriuha(51) says(phone): why you need to know ?

30 sec. of silence...

Officer_mike(30) says(phone): Whatever your doing Pull over your vehicle and wait for an officer  :cop:



LOOOOOL :D    :hah: Ill now will know to /hangup to Officer_Mike :D

Just a tip, you can press Quote that is in top of the post, to put what the person said in quote tags. ;)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JDC on November 05, 2008, 09:28:50 am
[AK]JDC: /crime ? (I forgot the ID)
Crime of Charlie_Cortez (?): RING RING RING RING RING RING RING BANANA PHONE

Gave him a new banana phone after that XD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: James_Alterlis on November 05, 2008, 11:28:06 am
ROFL!!  :rofl: :lol:

lol, I saw that too!  ;)

 :cop:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Devin on November 06, 2008, 06:13:40 pm
Some weird chatlogs  :poke: haha...
ENJOY!!!

You are logged in!
[AK]JDC: (1) Run! get away! now it starts! the pestilence! the famine! the... the...
[AK]JDC: (1) uhh....
[AK]JDC: (1) whatever... just run!
[ALS]MadBoi: hahahahaha


Posted by: [ALS]MadBoi
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Myggen on November 06, 2008, 09:52:05 pm
Lol ?
JDC Is a wierd guy
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Matthew_Cipricla on November 06, 2008, 10:48:05 pm
Ye, that was random and not very funny.  :neutral:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Cane on November 06, 2008, 10:58:35 pm
silver_caponeT(23): 10-20 on suspects?, Over.
Thomas_Greene(3): Willowfield heading to Ocean Dicks, Over.

** Moment of silence **

Thomas_Greene(3): ...Docks, Over.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: ElMartu on November 07, 2008, 12:11:18 am
Happened to me a lot  :razz:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Alsatian on November 07, 2008, 12:27:21 am
*im driving along in my car, and Andrew_Hole carjacks me

[WS]drib: Hey, i actually own that car, gimme it back now !
Andrew Hole: Umm, no?
[WS]drib: Andrew!!! >.<

*cadets moe ross and (cant remember name) arrive, and saw the incident and kill the suspect

Moe ross: Soo, Has there been any criminal activities in the area?
[WS]drib: Well, if you call carjack and assault a crime, then yeah, im pretty sure there has been

It dont seem funny but you had to be there  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Myggen on November 07, 2008, 02:36:35 pm
silver_caponeT(23): 10-20 on suspects?, Over.
Thomas_Greene(3): Willowfield heading to Ocean Dicks, Over.

** Moment of silence **

Thomas_Greene(3): ...Docks, Over.

Lol !
Heading to Ocean Dicks
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Matthew_Mcbride on November 07, 2008, 10:35:19 pm

Gimli using /cnn command to announce:
This was a few months ago, but it just hit me now.

Gimli's announcement after an EVENT

1st place - (name)
2st place - (name)
3st place - (name)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: ChaNce on November 08, 2008, 01:52:15 pm
Gimli using /cnn command to announce:
This was a few months ago, but it just hit me now.

Gimli's announcement after an EVENT

1st place - (name)
2st place - (name)
3st place - (name)

Wheres the joke?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JDC on November 08, 2008, 01:56:54 pm
Quote from: Matthew Cipricla
Ye, that was random and not very funny. :neutral:

You're a meanie :(
he posted it here because he thought it was funny. XD

****
Quote from: Myggen
Lol ?
JDC Is a wierd guy

Depends on how you look at me XD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Inkognito on November 08, 2008, 05:31:51 pm
Wheres the joke?

It's first, second, third, not first, sedonst, thirst or something like that :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Carhartt on November 08, 2008, 06:44:51 pm
Wow Matthew, now that one was really funny, you can't believe how much I laughed my ass off.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Celtic Corpse on November 08, 2008, 06:51:11 pm
It's first, second, third, not first, sedonst, thirst or something like that :)
I don't get it -.-
lolwhut Carharrt, you don't know how to lie.
If you added a smiley it would've more reliable C:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Matthew_Mcbride on November 08, 2008, 08:21:17 pm
I got pulled over by a cop for.. Okay I have no idea why..

(http://img522.imageshack.us/my.php?image=chatlogroflok3.jpg)

If the pictures doesnt load, goto http://img522.imageshack.us/my.php?image=chatlogroflok3.jpg
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Raykaza on November 08, 2008, 09:51:33 pm
lol
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Alsatian on November 09, 2008, 01:48:39 am
I don't get it -.-
lolwhut Carharrt, you don't know how to lie.
If you added a smiley it would've more reliable C:

Its ment to be 1st 2nd 3rd...

He put 1st 2st 3st  ;)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JayL on November 09, 2008, 01:57:01 am
[AV]John_Lobhin: (27) Cuz Cane is T-N-T

10 seconds after...

[AV]Cane(38) has joined the server


Some seconds after...

[AV]Cane: (38) I'm dynamite
[AV]Cane: (38) T-N-T
[AV]Cane (38) has been kicked for flooding.

Nice way to explode yourself. :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Trent on November 09, 2008, 02:35:09 am
LOL, i was there when that happend xD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: lavamike on November 09, 2008, 08:42:38 pm
During WS:FC when everyone was lined up someone heli-killed everyone and admin chat spammed out.


[Z]Otavio(2) died killer 6, reason 50
[AV]Inkognito(78) died killer 6, reason 50
[AV]GHunter(70) died killer 6, reason 50
Julian_Bellic(74) died killer 6, reason 50
Tommy_Corleone(39) died killer 6, reason 50
[GSF]Tomatoe died killer 6, reason 50
[AV]Eug_Bellic(23) died killer 6, reason 50
Baris_Bellic(55) died killer 6, reason 50
VeLuX_Vegas(22) died killer 6, reason 50
[WS]Winters(4) died killer 6, reason 50
BamF_Vegas(47) died killer 6, reason 50
Daniyal(52) died killer 6, reason 50
John_Marshell(59) died killer 6, reason 50
[Z]VLad(34) died killer 6, reason 50
Immo_Calvino(61) died killer 6, reason 50
Admin [AV]Inkognito(78): wtf
Corey_Calvino(38) died killer 6, reason 50
Corey_Calvino: (38) lol
[AV]JuanesVegas(53) died killer 6, reason 50
[WS]Altair: (71) ...


That's all I could catch on the screenie casue the chat was spammed out lol it happend 2 times
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: ElMartu on November 09, 2008, 09:04:34 pm
Yeah, almost all the people there flooded the chat with /p WTF????. The guy was banned shortly after :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Inkognito on November 09, 2008, 09:24:49 pm
Woot :o I appeared at that chatlog two times :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Oliver on November 09, 2008, 09:24:50 pm
I got pulled over by a cop for.. Okay I have no idea why..

(http://img522.imageshack.us/my.php?image=chatlogroflok3.jpg)

If the pictures doesnt load, goto http://img522.imageshack.us/my.php?image=chatlogroflok3.jpg

I don't know about you, but I lol'd
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Celtic Corpse on November 09, 2008, 09:37:05 pm
Oh lol, the fake death hack...I always used him on a Freeroam ( as an admin ) to scare off people.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Rossâ„¢ on November 10, 2008, 03:40:38 am
[AV]John_Lobhin:zero
[AV]John_Lobhin: thank you for ramming my cruiser
[AV]John_Lobhin: lol he logged off
RossTM: LOL
[GSF]MrNeo: lol

Hahah, Zero was scared he will get kicked!!



By: Moe Ross
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stof on November 10, 2008, 12:57:18 pm
hahahahha i remember that 1 xD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Altair_Carter on November 10, 2008, 01:13:41 pm
Oh lol, the fake death hack...I always used him on a Freeroam ( as an admin ) to scare off people.
No,that hacker was on heli and he teleported in the ground ( yeh,in the ground) and it was looking like heli blades were only seen on the surface,and it killed everyone,who was standing near SF:FC exit
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Celtic Corpse on November 10, 2008, 01:41:20 pm
Oh lol.
I thought it was hacks.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Altair_Carter on November 10, 2008, 05:10:59 pm
It WAS Hacks :D Lol
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JayL on November 10, 2008, 05:37:41 pm
***[????] [AV]John_Lobhin(37): gonna tell me that you never ever thought about being part of SWAT?
[WS]Wolfy(46): So am I still waiting tha dream, but, good luckt o you :) you wil be great on SWAT, WEE 3 friends on SWAT now, Over.
[WS]Wolfy(46): crap, Over.


Lmao.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: EliteTerm on November 10, 2008, 08:32:33 pm
 :rofl: :rofl: Ocean Dicks..

I need to learn how to pullover and type correctly  :drunk:

And yes, Thomas_Greene is me  :neutral:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jessica_cro on November 13, 2008, 09:22:24 pm
I was going to flint range with car and I saw police car exploded and near it cadet...

I offer him help, but he refuses, instead, he runs from flint range to SANTA MARIA BEACH LOS SANTOS!!
All the way there,I was following him in my car by the side, guess what I was doing while he was running?
I was advertising:

Jessica_Cro(14) says: Burn Your Fat!
Jessica_cro(14) says: BURN YOUR FAT!! CMON!!! FASTER FASTER!! BURN IT!
BamF_Vegas (17) says: ...
Jessica_cro (14) says; you are so poor,CMON!!!!! gogogoggoo!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Juanes on November 13, 2008, 10:29:26 pm
It is not funny at all if people try to be funny and then post their own not-funny chatlogs here.
 :poke: :poke: :devroll:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on November 13, 2008, 10:31:52 pm
I was going to flint range with car and I saw police car exploded and near it cadet...

I offer him help, but he refuses, instead, he runs from flint range to SANTA MARIA BEACH LOS SANTOS!!
All the way there,I was following him in my car by the side, guess what I was doing while he was running?
I was advertising:

Jessica_Cro(14) says: Burn Your Fat!
Jessica_cro(14) says: BURN YOUR FAT!! CMON!!! FASTER FASTER!! BURN IT!
BamF_Vegas (17) says: ...
Jessica_cro (14) says; you are so poor,CMON!!!!! gogogoggoo!!!!!!!!


They mean, that putting your own funny chatlogs is not funny

EDIT: Juanes was first...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Juanes on November 13, 2008, 10:33:16 pm

EDIT: Juanes was first...

OMG how i own :x
though i am not member of ARPD yet, and dont get any reply  :mad: :mad:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on November 13, 2008, 10:43:46 pm
OMG how i own :x
though i am not member of ARPD yet, and dont get any reply  :mad: :mad:

Ok now you have my reply  :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Legolas on November 13, 2008, 11:03:42 pm
It is not funny at all if people try to be funny and then post their own not-funny chatlogs here.
lol haha  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Juanes on November 13, 2008, 11:12:33 pm
lol legolas, lets post it as funny chatlog xD

but i wont post it myself, because i would post me being funny in my opinion but notto others, but posting me and ......   however:D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jserg on November 14, 2008, 10:45:12 pm
I was talking to a player called Hatrix


[WS]Jserg:Can you tell me the name of the weapon hacks?
(http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/5765/asdsapo4.jpg)
then...
(http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/3324/aaasddsqe5.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Harald on November 14, 2008, 10:56:42 pm
I was talking to a player called Hatrix


[WS]Jserg:Can you tell me the name of the weapon hacks?
(http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/5765/asdsapo4.jpg)
then...
(http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/3324/aaasddsqe5.jpg)

lol, hahahha
btw, post it as chatlog, not with pictures..
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JDC on November 15, 2008, 02:57:32 am
Minigun lolwhut XD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Raykaza on November 15, 2008, 03:20:58 am
i was Walking today near to GS9 and a freecop wanted to RP with his Megaphone  :D

*MikeU grabs Megaphone

MikeU shouts Megaphone) : sir please....
me shouts: what ??
MikeU shouts Megaphone): Sir please Have a nice day..

can some one explain me this ??  :conf:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: MasterNeo on November 15, 2008, 03:45:33 am
i was Walking today near to GS9 and a freecop wanted to RP with his Megaphone  :D

*MikeU grabs Megaphone

MikeU shouts Megaphone) : sir please....
me shouts: what ??
MikeU shouts Megaphone): Sir please Have a nice day..

can some one explain me this ??  :conf:

roflmao xD  :rofl:  :rofl: . Cant imagine a Cop IRL said that loud at Megaphone  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JayL on November 15, 2008, 06:05:06 am
Some old, some new, well whatever it doesn't really matter.  :D

[Rstar]Fernando(42): Stracci wants me dead, Over.
Panda_Araatus(52): I'll call the funeral company, Over.
[Rstar]Fernando(42): kkay, Over.



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Hayden_Mendez: .q
Hayden_Mendez: .qw
Hayden_Mendez: .q
Hayden_Mendez: omfg



[AK]JDC: (14) Ludiq, RP (role pay) is what we do here, NOT freeroam or cops and robbers
[AV]John_Lobhin: (10) rolepay lol
[AV]John_Lobhin: (10) its ROLE PLAY
[AK]JDC: (14) SHIT
[AK]JDC: (14) (role paly)
[AK]JDC: (14) (role play)**
[AV]John_Lobhin: (10) fail
[AK]JDC: (14) >_<
[AK]JDC: (14) Erpic Fiall! >_<



[WS]Altair(16) has joined the server
[AV]John_Lobhin: (10) o noes
[AV]John_Lobhin: (10) its altair
[AV]John_Lobhin: (10) everyone RUN
[WS]Altair: (16) hai JL
[WS]Winters: (7) /me runs
[Z]Luka: (13) /me runs as far as possible
Sama_Solonik: (15) /me runs



[AV]JuanesVegas: 7pm 4 lol i cant believe that salmonella is 11 years old only

Everyone LOL's in /p then. And Salmonella gets ashamed.



CHICKEN_WING(44), was banned by [GSF]MrNeo(35) for u only know how to spawn Chainsaw :P ~ unban at Argonathrpg.eu



Crime of [SMt]Haris(38): he gave me 1k if i sus him



[SMt]Haris(38) was suspected by officer Matthew_McBride(17) for <insert propper reason here>



[ESF]Benny(32) attems hotwire the car
[ESF]Benny(32) suckeed



Stuart(8) was suspected by officer [AV]Nexxt(47) for Because u asked suspect on TS with ur horny voice



After Pancher takes down the 2 kidnappers alone...

MikeUK(2): Can I be promoted for taking a kidnapper down?, Over.



Jesse_Stracci(15) was suspected by officer [AV]Cane(3) for Evading da mutha'fuckin' po-lice



That's all, folks.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jserg on November 15, 2008, 08:37:13 am
i was Walking today near to GS9 and a freecop wanted to RP with his Megaphone  :D

*MikeU grabs Megaphone

MikeU shouts Megaphone) : sir please....
me shouts: what ??
MikeU shouts Megaphone): Sir please Have a nice day..

can some one explain me this ??  :conf:

lmao!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Janar on November 15, 2008, 09:31:08 am
 :hah: John_Lobhin made lot of great jokes xD
I laughed lot and loudly!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on November 15, 2008, 10:01:12 am
Matthew_McBride(13): Whats the maximum you can make someone to pay?, Over.
[WS]Altair(19): 250, Over.
[ALS]Bauer(23): 250, Over.
[AV]IcyAero(17): 250, Over.
[WS]Winters(27): 250, Over.
[AV]FlameMan(3): 250$ Agent...., Over.
Matthew_McBride(13): OKAY, Over.
Matthew_McBride(13): Thanks, Over.


ALL cops answered Matthew, and all answers were in 1-2 seconds after question...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JDC on November 15, 2008, 10:11:59 am
<= Epic Fail :(
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: adam_stevens on November 15, 2008, 10:53:57 am

[ESF]Benny(32) attems hotwire the car
[ESF]Benny(32) suckeed


ROFL
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Carhartt on November 15, 2008, 10:59:27 am
Bahahaha, /fail Benny.
Wannabe ..
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: The_Wolf on November 15, 2008, 11:56:56 am
Bahahaha, /fail Benny.
Wannabe ..
:lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Matthew_Mcbride on November 15, 2008, 04:25:52 pm
John_Leppi and I were talking, this was funny..
---------------------------------------------
John C. Leppi says:
how can i film my screen?

Matthew says:
FRAPS

Matthew says:
oh wait

Matthew says:
you mean like desktop

John C. Leppi says:
or counter strike

Matthew says:
for Counter strike use FRAPS

Matthew says:
for desktop use HYPERCAM

John C. Leppi says:
program?

John C. Leppi says:
FRAPS, l

John C. Leppi says:
tk

Matthew sends:
FRAPS.rar
Cancel(Alt+Q)

John C. Leppi says:
k

Matthew says:
you need to buy it

Matthew says:
there is my registered version

John C. Leppi says:
cool

Matthew says:
You have winrar right?

John C. Leppi says:
yes

John C. Leppi says:
did you buy it?

Matthew says:
mmm

Matthew says:
what FRAPS?

John C. Leppi says:
ye

Matthew says:
no, It's pirated

John C. Leppi says:
cool

John C. Leppi says:
good

John C. Leppi says:
thanks

John C. Leppi says:
but..

John C. Leppi says:
you just made a mistake by telling that to me

Matthew says:
Why?

John C. Leppi says:
John Leppi, FBI, you are under arrest :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Squeak on November 15, 2008, 04:56:31 pm
[text]
This is SAMP chatlogs, there's already a topic for MSN chatlogs. ;)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Custom on November 15, 2008, 05:32:16 pm
 :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jserg on November 15, 2008, 05:43:02 pm
:lol:

Roflmao!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Myggen on November 15, 2008, 06:18:33 pm
Matthew is under arrest  :cop:
Code 4
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Alsatian on November 15, 2008, 06:56:13 pm
Quote
Jesse_Stracci(15) was suspected by officer [AV]Cane(3) for Evading da mutha'f**kin' po-lice

omg roflmao!  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Trent on November 16, 2008, 12:46:19 am
heres some i have ;p

Crime of GiacJr(0): ignoring the law, cumming on cop car

someone by the name of SERVER

SERVER: You're doodle has been licked

Lawl

Signed, Trent Corleone
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Seskom on November 16, 2008, 01:21:58 am
We had a Phantom Bots attack Check the image :D
(http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/9237/42983643ma6.png)
Title: The Best and funniest ever!
Post by: Rossâ„¢ on November 16, 2008, 01:33:49 am
This has to be the funniest moment of my life, You had to be there. We had a major bug problem with the server and the bots.


RossTM:CBFasi, its not a bug..
RossTM: Try to kick ID 9999
Silver_Barzini(9999), was kicked by [AV]C4N3 for i teh lulz?
[WS]Lavamike: LOL
Ben_Jizz: LOL
RossTM: WTF???

More funny stuff..., After more kicks....

RossTM: Hahaha, This is so funny....
Svaba[SRB](84), was kicked by [Rstar]Razor(80) for Lick ma ass
[Rstar]Razor(80) OOPS
RossTM: Hahahahhaa, even better xD
Nightfang: LOL
Svaba[SRB](110) Joined The Server
Svaba[SRB]: WTF... and no

(666) Kicked by [Rstar]Razor(80) for YOU BASTARD
RossTM: Hhahahaha
Ben_Jizz: Hahahaha


By: Moe Ross





Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: adam_stevens on November 16, 2008, 01:37:34 am
yep razors so funny, we all want to be as kewl as he iz dont we?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Matthew_Mcbride on November 16, 2008, 02:44:48 am
someone by the name of SERVER

SERVER: You're doodle has been licked

Lawl

Signed, Trent Corleone

That was me ... I put alot of spaces so it moved onto the next line, cause Giac kept typing /lickmydoodle
so I typed "lol <spaces>
SERVER: You're doodle has been licked"

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Trent on November 16, 2008, 03:16:36 am
Lol it was still funny xD

Signed, Trent Corleone
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JDC on November 16, 2008, 03:55:57 am
The demise of a hacker no-lifer 50 year old virgin who lives in a basement who mass DMed with weapon hacks...

(http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk188/Schitter_95/sa-mp-016-1.png)

Good ol' Jaaskaa :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stof on November 16, 2008, 09:39:53 am
hahaha niiiiiiice
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jack Bauer on November 16, 2008, 09:45:29 am
something like this:

..... gets suspected by Officer [ALS]Bauer for go ram up your moms skirt

he whas ramming me ffs, whole car whas damaged  :mad:

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Harald on November 16, 2008, 12:47:49 pm
Alonzo_Harris (X)megaphone: Pull the fuck over!
After 1 min...
Alonzo_Harris (X)says phone: Get a fucking ambulance here.
Alonzo_Harris (X)says phone: When I come home I will rape you in the asshole and your tiny daughter.
I don't remember the exactly words, but the first one "Pull the fuck over" is the funniest one I think.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Matthew_Mcbride on November 16, 2008, 01:50:48 pm
The demise of a hacker no-lifer 50 year old virgin who lives in a basement who mass DMed with weapon hacks...

(http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk188/Schitter_95/sa-mp-016-1.png)
Haha!!
Jake Daniels FTL
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Myggen on November 16, 2008, 07:08:27 pm
The demise of a hacker no-lifer 50 year old virgin who lives in a basement who mass DMed with weapon hacks...

(http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk188/Schitter_95/sa-mp-016-1.png)

Good ol' Jaaskaa :rofl:

I think the same about hackers as you JDC  :)

Btw, Lol Jaaskaa
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Custom on November 17, 2008, 07:56:46 pm
 :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jserg on November 17, 2008, 08:16:44 pm
lol hackz  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Myggen on November 17, 2008, 08:44:48 pm
Custom got car HP hacks  :eek:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dmitry on November 17, 2008, 09:54:31 pm
Custom got car HP hacks  :eek:
[/quot]

I hope he just got into a hacked or bugged car :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Juanes on November 17, 2008, 10:24:07 pm
Mountain Bike.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on November 17, 2008, 10:53:50 pm
Ban himm!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jaaskaa on November 18, 2008, 04:17:20 am
Lol im not proud about that ban reason but I was so mad he was mass dming .... :/ ... I hope he won't hack anymore after that ... Usualy my ban are less harsh but I guess that one was funny in some way.... heh
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jaaskaa on November 18, 2008, 07:20:04 am
Pixy : Omg my mon came in my room during the chase
Trent_Corleone : She caught you wanking
Pixy : No I was chasing and dowloading at same time
Trent_Corleone *cough*porn*cough*
Jaaskaa_Kolta : PORN !!!!

SugarD (Police radio) : How many drink you had tonite sir ?
Jaaskaa_Kolta (Police radio) : For once, none, I'm out of vodka and no need to call me sir

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: SCReAMoKiD on November 18, 2008, 07:21:45 am
 :lol: was there xD roflmao

poor pixy :( 
(i was the suspect :P)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Trent on November 18, 2008, 08:28:52 am
Xd, poor pixy :P

Signed, Trent Corleone
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: pixy on November 18, 2008, 08:36:25 am
shit IG i'm BUSTED
IRL i'm WASTED

for the record i' am NOT DOWNLOADING PORN!! i was downloading Daemon tools and 2012 trailer at the same time!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: The_Wolf on November 18, 2008, 09:20:23 am
yep razors so funny, we all want to be as kewl as he iz dont we?
We sure do :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Bianconeri on November 18, 2008, 03:44:45 pm
shit IG i'm BUSTED
IRL i'm WASTED

for the record i' am NOT DOWNLOADING PORN!! i was downloading Daemon tools and 2012 trailer at the same time!

its a jk pixy, no need to take it that hard  ;)  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Custom on November 18, 2008, 03:53:39 pm
Lawl! :lol: I guess every single player that was in-game, knew that it was a Mountain Bike that I had with 105/100 carHP :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jaaskaa on November 18, 2008, 08:18:26 pm
Jaaskaa_Kolta was reported by Ben_Jizz for can you teleport me out side of me im stuck by bug



Police radio : U1&11&12 leaving patrol for donut break, resuming after it, over



Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on November 18, 2008, 08:24:43 pm
We sure do :lol:
:neutral:
No comments.

.
.
.
.

Ahh... It was a mistake!  :conf:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on November 18, 2008, 10:24:44 pm
Sure we have active admins!

(http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/6775/loladminsownedthemqp7.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Rossâ„¢ on November 18, 2008, 10:28:59 pm
Hahahaha, This was too funny. :D

ADMINS_YOU_SUCK(29) Joined The Sever
[WS]Winters: LOL
RossTM: LOL
ADMINS_YOU_SUCK(29) Was Kicked by R*Austin for: you too
(26), was kicked by MuminSvensson for: leave then
(26), was kicked by [AV]Cane for: your name sucks
(26), was kicked by Axel_Araatus for: nou
(26), was kicked by Razor_Sililican for: you too :D
(26), was kicked by [WS]Lavamike for: ORLYU?

10 Seconds later, Everyone Spamming "LOL"

RossTM: LOL
[SM]Milos:LOL
[ALS]Ryan:LOL
[WS]Winters:LOL
[AV]John_Lobhin: Epic!!


By: Moe Ross

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on November 19, 2008, 12:36:41 am
Did I post that already lol!
And dont steal my orange font :(
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Chuck_Norris on November 19, 2008, 02:40:11 pm
Did I post that already lol!
And dont steal my orange font :(

everybody can use every color they want ;)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: DHR.Mike on November 19, 2008, 07:47:44 pm
Police Radio

DHRmike: Help i am getting Raped !!
[WS]Winters: 10-4

...... nice to know that cops wont do anything :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Myggen on November 19, 2008, 09:21:45 pm
Rolf, Yeah.. It's give you a good feeling  :cop:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Trent on November 20, 2008, 09:04:27 am
this was today, i was kinda bored, and told cops to sus me, and he wrote this lol

Crime Of Trent_Corleone(1): for something funny

and while i was running he was typing

Rush_Redfox(4) Shouts megaphone): surrender or ill pew pew you!

Loool, i found it funny

Signed, Trent_Corleone
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Bianconeri on November 20, 2008, 12:53:10 pm
Police Radio

DHRmike: Help i am getting Raped !!
[WS]Winters: 10-4

...... nice to know that cops wont do anything :P

actually this doesnt say anything about it,
10-4=message received, so it means cops know about it and will go after it,

we want big post with thousand jokes again  :pop:  :hurray:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: adam_stevens on November 20, 2008, 01:41:30 pm
player1: ffs, that admin abused me
player2: send email to [email protected]


ROFL.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Caltson on November 20, 2008, 01:46:10 pm
player1: ffs, that admin abused me
player2: send email to [email protected]


ROFL.
isnt that supposed to be like that?  :orah:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Altair_Carter on November 20, 2008, 01:48:22 pm
Ok Bianconeri,as i didn't posted something funny for ages,here it is :
ENJOY!

Crime of xxx: /l whatta ya want ?  


Police radio
SugarD: All units,im being tomatoed!


in /p Chat
ScoTy: WE GAMBLE MARIJUANA


Senor_Cajeto was banned by Jaaska_Colta for bouncing car heh......cool,now get out of the server


ADVERTISEMENT: Buying wife,Contact Jack_Stracci




ADVERTISEMENT:Selling Donkey,contact [ALS]Masa


[WS]Winters:Hai
*Winters has been kicked for flooding*




[AV]Nexxt:John=gay and drop it,or you will make me naked






[ALS]Charz will kill all of the police
[R*]Ghost will kill all of charz






Barbara_Ramsek:this is no RPG RENAME THE SERVER OR SERVER DELETED!!!!




ADVERTISEMENT: /me starts engine,Contact [AV]Nexxt
He's always funny :)





Nicol_Something: I hate you tai,you hit a girl :(






[XXXX][WS]Winters: I dunno ,but look on the bridge side





[Z]Luka:gimli im aragorn,give me back my adm lvl,my 1000000K and my dog.





ADVERTISEMENT: Connecting to Gimli.........please wait,Contact [AV]nexxt





Ryan was banned by [R*]Charus for HAH





ADVERTISEMENT:26 healthhacks,go unban on argonathrpg.eu,Contact LillMumin




Gimli was suspected by Sammir for adsaadsasads




[ALS]Custom: who got Philip_Stracci's MSN?
Philip_Stracci: I have



Manga:Drive on the right side of the road,please....
[R*]Agent: Dont tell admins what to do !\




ADVERTISEMENT: Big san andreas tour,take your CHIPS jackets and lets go,contact xxx.





ADVERTISEMENT: Pedophile and PDF file | KNOW THE DIFFERNCE | It can save you,contact Cane_Martinez




Pixy was on cop duty...
Crime of [Z]Pixy: terrorist attack with bombs



ADVERTISEMENT: I'll take you anywhere you want,im the man :),Contact Natraxx





[ALS]Jordan:Requesting assistance at Pershing square.............IM BEING RAPED!





zohab_ceema carhp: 1000/100



zohab_ceema was banned by [R*]Anto for HACKZ LALALALLALALLL




DragonFighter was banned by [R*]Pancher for BUSTED!!!!!



Devid_Cucilio was banned by [R*]Anto for Trick or Treat.....





Crime of [ALS]Jamie:crazy



Team PM from GiacJr: 9 want a bribe?  




ADVERTISEMENT:Selling horses....forget cars and bikes...USE HORSES,Contact [AV]nexxt



[R*]MrsS:Pancher is a dmer


Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Malcolm on November 20, 2008, 02:10:26 pm
lol, now that's allot of stuff :o

Police radio
SugarD: All units,im being tomatoed!

Gotta love that one.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Pancher on November 20, 2008, 03:02:59 pm
Haha good chatlogs u got there Altair :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: pixy on November 20, 2008, 04:47:41 pm
Pixy was on cop duty...
Crime of [Z]Pixy: terrorist attack with bombs

lol altair, i remember that time, i was on foot patrol and then someone did /p guys do /crime "me" and on radar i saw about nearly all light blue dots coming towards me.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Bianconeri on November 20, 2008, 10:00:53 pm
ty Altair, some of them made me  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on November 20, 2008, 10:16:10 pm
Crime of Bounce(41): Sexual harrasment | Cumming on me while unstuck his stuck dick

--


Team PM from [AV]Nexxt(3):8 Im just bi, and i love also boys (ingame then), I can do some sucky sucky to ur dick also
[AV]Nexxt(3): OopsS!

And whole chat was LOL'ing for like 5 minutes.

--

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Rossâ„¢ on November 20, 2008, 10:25:23 pm
Crime of Bounce(41): Sexual harrasment | Cumming on me while unstuck his stuck dick

--


Team PM from [AV]Nexxt(3):8 Im just bi, and i love also boys (ingame then), I can do some sucky sucky to ur dick also
[AV]Nexxt(3): OopsS!

And whole chat was LOL'ing for like 5 minutes.

--


Hahahaha, Nexxt is so funny :D




By: Moe Ross
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on November 20, 2008, 10:53:50 pm
Hahahaha, Nexxt is so funny :D




By: Moe Ross

Hmm.
Am I ?  :banana: :razz:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Legolas on November 21, 2008, 01:08:06 pm
Manga:Drive on the right side of the road,please....
[R*]Agent: Dont tell admins what to do !\
lol... it wasnt to him  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on November 21, 2008, 01:35:08 pm
lol... it wasnt to him  :lol:

makes it more funny muyaha :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Matthew_Mcbride on November 21, 2008, 02:13:45 pm
Funny Chatlog shown in SIG  :banana:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: smey on November 21, 2008, 04:37:38 pm
ROFL Matthew :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Oliver on November 22, 2008, 01:23:34 pm
Funny Chatlog shown in SIG
Yeah, I remember that.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JDC on November 23, 2008, 12:24:42 am
Someone: FBI uses dildos!!
[AK]JDC: Well... sometimes.


It happened when me and some other Feds were trying to intimidate criminals with dildos and stuff but we never caught any, lol.

Disclaimer: The dildos were not used for any sexual acts, so if you think something is weird, thats your problem XD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Ben_Jizz on November 23, 2008, 12:58:35 am
Jaaskaa_Kolta was reported by Ben_Jizz for can you teleport me out side of me im stuck by bug



Police radio : U1&11&12 leaving patrol for donut break, resuming after it, over




Lol
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Ben_Jizz on November 23, 2008, 01:20:59 am
Sharphis! (http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/9882/samp037tj4.png)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Juanes on November 23, 2008, 01:24:15 am
Dudes, please stop posting chatlogs where you should be funny, which you arent.
thanks.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Rossâ„¢ on November 23, 2008, 01:29:04 am
Dudes, please stop posting chatlogs where you should be funny, which you arent.
thanks.

Whats wrong with that? You must have a problem with everyone in Argonath, don't you?




By: Moe Ross
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: SCReAMoKiD on November 23, 2008, 02:02:26 am
(http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/9882/samp037tj4.png)

i dun get it o_O
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Ben_Jizz on November 23, 2008, 12:23:39 pm
i dun get it o_O
you guys have No brain Sharphis said hes gay lol-.-
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on November 23, 2008, 12:27:26 pm
you guys have No brain Sharphis said hes gay lol-.-

so what? he really is... :s
and im bi, is that so funny?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Myggen on November 23, 2008, 01:34:07 pm
Officer [ALS]Masa suspect DidrikSvensson for stealing my nice hat
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Gimli on November 23, 2008, 01:43:48 pm
ADVERTISEMENT: requesting to be admin, contact BiLLie_NarE

Then there was a big spam of LOL's.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: The_Wolf on November 23, 2008, 01:45:35 pm
ADVERTISEMENT: requesting to be admin, contact BiLLie_NarE

Then there was a big spam of LOL's.
Kewl guy, he knows how to make his way into admins team..
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Chuck_Norris on November 23, 2008, 01:51:39 pm
Officer [ALS]Masa suspect DidrikSvensson for stealing my nice hat

i wanted to add burn aswell :(
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Carhartt on November 23, 2008, 01:57:55 pm
loco_roco (12) gave surrender to Andrei_robert (53)


ADVERTISEMENT: need some whore to please me will give 1 billion fr blowjob, contact aishu_chondi (33)


[AK]JDC (52) is busy reading the book: How to exterminate freecops by NitrOx Stracci.


I asked [ESF]Kevin why he attacked us without any kind of reason at a marriage:
[ESF]Kevin (65) says: LOL 20guys coming from bushes armed and NO flowers no suits and no gratz : )


At the same marriage, during the ceremony (Nexxt & Wiwi got married):
[BPS]John (3) says: i cant watch this
[BPS]John (3) says: Just go home and have bum sex

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on November 23, 2008, 02:19:07 pm
Kewl guy, he knows how to make his way into admins team..

Yeah, waiting for the new wave, he will be in :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JDC on November 23, 2008, 02:26:27 pm
Chase_Greggor: Grandma your cookies make me feel like I have a really big dick!



lol about the book thing I just made it up because I was bored and NitrOx didnt really write it, sorry NitrOx XD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: tiderman on November 23, 2008, 02:29:46 pm
ADVERTISEMENT: need some whore to please me will give 1 billion fr blowjob, contact aishu_chondi (33)


[AK]JDC (52) is busy reading the book: How to exterminate freecops by NitrOx Stracci.

Lol, nice!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Aimzz on November 23, 2008, 02:43:18 pm




[AK]JDC (52) is busy reading the book: How to exterminate freecops by NitrOx Stracci.



I lol`d at that one  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Harald on November 23, 2008, 06:43:26 pm
It was wrong ID, everybody should figured that out from beginning but I didn't even knew it was able to /warn other admins...That's why it looked kinda funny.
Hank_Rafferty(53) was warned by Razor_Sicilian(0) for Deathmatching
Edited...I combined Hank's ID with Razors O_o
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Carhartt on November 23, 2008, 06:44:29 pm
It was wrong ID, everybody should figured that out from beginning but I didn't even knew it was able to /warn other admins...That's why it looked kinda funny.
Hank_Rafferty(0) was warned by Razor_Sicilian(53) for Deathmatching

Admins with a higher rank can use their commands on admins with a lower rank, it is not allowed though.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Wake on November 23, 2008, 07:16:14 pm
Yesterday I drived around with 3other FBI Agents.Sammir JDC and 1more, then we stoped at LSPD. And we go shooted by Dmer's from roof.

In CB:
[****]Wake_Callison(8): Shit. Dmers on LSPD Roof.
[****]Wake_Callison(8): Sammir kick ID 9, Its he who shooting us at LSPD roof
[****]Wake_Callison(8): oh. Shit. Sammir. Kick him
After some seconds.
Sammir. Please do something before we all die!!
Wake_Callison(8) Has been kicked by [Rstar]Sammir('') for Dming from LSPD roof.
You has been kicked by [Rstar]Sammir('') for Dming from LSPD roof.
Server closed the connection.

It was just a mistake but kinda funny. When I told him in CB to do something and he kicked me xD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: DHR.Mike on November 23, 2008, 11:03:07 pm
lol Wierd Things happen on Argoanth :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: DHR.Mike on November 24, 2008, 01:32:58 am
Chatlog with Pancher and me :P
when pancher was on Cop duty :P
and used Tp

DHRmike(3) Wispers: you hacker
[Rstar]Pancher(1) says: noo
DHRmike(3) Wispers: yes
[Rstar]Pancher(1) says: where?
DHRmike(3) Wispers: and you raped me
[Rstar]Pancher(1) :o
DHRmike(3) Wispers: you are a hacker
[Rstar]Pancher(1) rapes DHRmike
DHRmike(3) shouts: ah help!!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Matthew_Cipricla on November 24, 2008, 01:53:51 am
Chatlog with Pancher and me :P
when pancher was on Cop duty :P
and used Tp

DHRmike(3) Wispers: you hacker
[Rstar]Pancher(1) says: noo
DHRmike(3) Wispers: yes
[Rstar]Pancher(1) says: where?
DHRmike(3) Wispers: and you raped me
[Rstar]Pancher(1) :o
DHRmike(3) Wispers: you are a hacker
[Rstar]Pancher(1) rapes DHRmike
DHRmike(3) shouts: ah help!!

Lol  :lol: fun-e
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: DHR.Mike on November 24, 2008, 02:33:10 am
pancher is wierd when nobodey is near him XD he gets all freaky then :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Matthew_Mcbride on November 24, 2008, 09:41:25 am
and im bi, is that so funny?

Really?  ;)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Pancher on November 24, 2008, 09:48:37 am
Chatlog with Pancher and me :P
when pancher was on Cop duty :P
and used Tp

DHRmike(3) Wispers: you hacker
[Rstar]Pancher(1) says: noo
DHRmike(3) Wispers: yes
[Rstar]Pancher(1) says: where?
DHRmike(3) Wispers: and you raped me
[Rstar]Pancher(1) :o
DHRmike(3) Wispers: you are a hacker
[Rstar]Pancher(1) rapes DHRmike
DHRmike(3) shouts: ah help!!

Remember this was on Alpha server when we where testing things ;) (not how easy it's to rape him :))
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: DHR.Mike on November 24, 2008, 11:34:51 am
Pancher i swar the god i wil Kipnap you and then let you be raped by the whole server :P  :rofl: woed be cool :P People Rape Pancher he likes it  ;)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: SeanC on November 24, 2008, 11:46:14 am
Yesterday I drived around with 3other FBI Agents.Sammir JDC and 1more, then we stoped at LSPD. And we go shooted by Dmer's from roof.

In CB:
[****]Wake_Callison(8): Shit. Dmers on LSPD Roof.
[****]Wake_Callison(8): Sammir kick ID 9, Its he who shooting us at LSPD roof
[****]Wake_Callison(8): oh. Shit. Sammir. Kick him
After some seconds.
Sammir. Please do something before we all die!!
Wake_Callison(8) Has been kicked by [Rstar]Sammir('') for Dming from LSPD roof.
You has been kicked by [Rstar]Sammir('') for Dming from LSPD roof.
Server closed the connection.

It was just a mistake but kinda funny. When I told him in CB to do something and he kicked me xD
hahah lol rofl  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on November 24, 2008, 07:49:02 pm
Hmm.
lol @ Aragorn
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on November 24, 2008, 09:06:46 pm
Haha.

[GSF]Hircine: (4) james = homophobe
James_Hunter: (38) :/
James_Hunter: (38) Thanks for that. Really.
[GSF]Hircine(4), was kicked by Razor_Sicilian(68) for Hircine = Rulebreaker and flamer
PM from James_Hunter(38): Razor = A little bit of light in the darkness

Squeak_Araatus(10) says: But, ermt
Squeak_Araatus(10) says: I need to use the restroom
Squeak_Araatus(10) says: Were is it?
[Rstar]Razor(13) says: Erm..
[Rstar]Razor(13) says: The street halley is good...
Squeak_Araatus(10) says: Erm

Bueto_Fishcop(28) says: Yes I got in information of illegal street race with nitro
Bueto_Fishcop(28) looks at Nitro boxes
[Rstar]Razor(43) says: Oh. That it.
[Rstar]Razor(43) points at cutted wires
[Rstar]Razor(43) says: I cant even activate the nitro.
Bueto_Fishcop(28) says: (( shit P clever))

Marcus_McEas: (5) Gandalf = Ronnel, Aragorn = Ron, Legolas = ?? Ronnely?..:P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Kensou_Sefeol on November 24, 2008, 09:27:09 pm
Squeak_Araatus(10) says: But, ermt
Squeak_Araatus(10) says: I need to use the restroom
Squeak_Araatus(10) says: Were is it?
[Rstar]Razor(13) says: Erm..
[Rstar]Razor(13) says: The street halley is good...
Squeak_Araatus(10) says: Erm

This is good :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on November 24, 2008, 10:04:03 pm
Squeak_Araatus(10) says: But, ermt
Squeak_Araatus(10) says: I need to use the restroom
Squeak_Araatus(10) says: Were is it?
[Rstar]Razor(13) says: Erm..
[Rstar]Razor(13) says: The street halley is good...
Squeak_Araatus(10) says: Erm

This is good :D
\

-1
repost
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jserg on November 24, 2008, 10:08:58 pm
Maybe he wanted to quote it


btw i will add a chat log from me  :neutral:


[ALS]Janar(*) was warned by [WS]Jserg(*) for Jserged
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Wayne on November 25, 2008, 02:00:11 am

Matthew_McBride(1337) was kicked by Komodororosos(66) for wanted to?
After that the server went "Lol"
That was a quite funny, he asked to kick ID 1337 but it was him..
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: SCReAMoKiD on November 25, 2008, 05:18:01 am
[ALS]Janar(*) was kicked by [WS]Jserg(*) for Jserged

Lmao XD  :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: SeanC on November 25, 2008, 05:26:19 am
Hmm.
lol @ Aragorn
hahahaha rofl  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JDC on November 25, 2008, 11:40:13 am
lmfao Jserg :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Janar on November 25, 2008, 01:45:37 pm
Jserg, i remember it still...

[ALS]Janar: /me asking some buddy silently so Jserg won't hear: Is Jserg online?
Somebody made: /changename Noheisnt
Noheisnt: Nope
[ALS]Janar: Ok
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jserg on November 25, 2008, 01:50:30 pm
Jserg, i remember it still...

[ALS]Janar: /me asking some buddy silently so Jserg won't hear: Is Jserg online?
Somebody made: /changename Noheisnt
Noheisnt: Nope
[ALS]Janar: Ok


Haha i was Noheisnt, i was the one that changenamed
 :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stof on November 25, 2008, 01:54:44 pm
hahahahahhahahaha best thing i heard all day XD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jserg on November 25, 2008, 01:59:03 pm
hahahahahhahahaha best thing i heard all day XD

about which funny chat log?  :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Altair_Carter on November 25, 2008, 02:03:07 pm
Lol,its my thing about "JSerged".
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Aragorn on November 26, 2008, 08:52:37 am
Legolas had no money to enter the cathedral

Admin Aragorn: Where is Legolas?
Admin Legolas: I am dancing outside for 20$ :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stof on November 26, 2008, 08:57:07 am
about which funny chat log?  :D

lol the one that said Nohesisnt as ur name and ROFL aragorn, wudda been fun to watch :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: ToniaNVR on November 26, 2008, 09:00:03 am
Legolas had no money to enter the cathedral

Admin Aragorn: Where is Legolas?
Admin Legolas: I am dancing outside for 20$ :)

lol why I never had this idea?
always went to ATM when I needed extra $5  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: SeanC on November 26, 2008, 09:10:34 am
Legolas had no money to enter the cathedral

Admin Aragorn: Where is Legolas?
Admin Legolas: I am dancing outside for 20$ :)

MUahahahahahahah
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JDC on November 26, 2008, 09:46:15 am
lol at Legolas hahaha
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Carbon on November 26, 2008, 01:38:56 pm
lol @ Lego hehe  :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Bianconeri on November 26, 2008, 01:59:52 pm
nothing else then  :rofl: at legolas, good idea
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Thomas 'Leroy' Crof on November 26, 2008, 06:26:50 pm
got one, with Nexxt about asslicking
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stof on November 27, 2008, 11:48:36 am
Bahahahhahahha i lolld so hard at this! xD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: ToniaNVR on November 27, 2008, 12:37:40 pm
got one, with Nexxt about asslicking
lol I guess he wants to make a career using that skill :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Aragorn on November 27, 2008, 02:07:16 pm
Page break

Added to the site the HUMOR LOGS (http://www.argonathrpg.eu/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=242&Itemid=146).
Resume: Very hard to find really humor logs in SA:MP section... Most are retarded (sorry for word) "jokes" about rape, dicks, licking cocks, selling boobs, pulling off pants, kissing own moms, wanking, sperming, admins abuse, advertising abuse, etc... Seems like humor at SA:MP server turned into policy "more sex stuff - more cool you are in your and players eyes"... Which is a total bullshit...

Apart of it - the whole picture looks like - got together some sick (dick?)-minded people which IQ does not go far then their pants...

I am not surprised then that a lot of members had to leave server cos got problems with their education and school...

Now about topic:

1. Screenshots will not go to Humor page on site (I already explained it several times)
2. Try to post the correct nicks of players in logs, not just "Some guy:"
3. Repeated situations will not go to the Humor page (not your fault though, just inform you)
4. Complains, flame will be cut and forum users warned.
5. Try to keep to the HUMOR, as it was supposed from the beginning...

Thank you.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Wolfe on November 27, 2008, 04:15:58 pm
Some admin made an announce saying : 5 seconds to turn off your hacks then a guy said :

Nolo88: How do I tern off hacks ?

Everione wus Lmao lol few mins later :

Nolo88: no more

Nolo88(6) Was banned by [Rstar]Brains(13) fr weapon hacks, unban at argonathrpg.eu
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on November 27, 2008, 09:55:57 pm
Admin actions:

[AV]FlameMan(28): Can you explain names "*****", "******", "*****" ?
Nano_x(42): I didnt created them, they already were created.
[AV]FlameMan(28): Oh, okay :)
[AV]FlameMan(28): If you registered today, how you know how to talk with /l ? :)
Nano_x(42): My friend told me
Nano_x(42): xcasio
Here i checked his IP and i discovered he was banned multiple times before for hacks, and he is ban evading.
[AV]FlameMan(28): Oh he is your friend? :)
Nano_x(42): Yeah, Francis' one.
[AV]FlameMan(28): Oh okay then
Nano_x(42): I know him through Francis
[AV]FlameMan(28): Okay :) Have fun! :)
Nano_x(42): Thanks :)
Nano_x(42) was banned by [AV]FlameMan(28) for ban evading (hacks)


[AV]Nexxt(10): I just have seen UFO!! :O
[AV]FlameMan(7): It was me...



Nothing better than posting own funny chatlogs at evening.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Niki on November 27, 2008, 10:41:10 pm
Icecold Robert. ;)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on November 27, 2008, 10:50:53 pm
lol, when was that ufo?:P
I dont remember :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on November 27, 2008, 10:51:26 pm
lol, when was that ufo?:P
I dont remember :P

Hm... who was it if not you... i dont remember, im not sure were that you ;p
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: pixy on November 28, 2008, 12:45:54 pm
i almost feel sorry for the little fella..... almost :evil:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Bounce on November 28, 2008, 11:41:46 pm
I know that it's lame to laugh about you'r own jokes, but it happened accidently today ;

Team PM:18 shaved :S
Screm_Corleone(25): LOL
Squeak_Araatus(1) : L0LWHUT
Tommy_Corleone(4) :LOL

I accidently used /tpm, and also wrong ID, id 18 was actually Blanc's.
And I wasn't talking about myself  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Seskom on November 29, 2008, 12:29:04 am
I know that it's lame to laugh about you'r own jokes, but it happened accidently today ;

Team PM:18 shaved :S
Screm_Corleone(25): LOL
Squeak_Araatus(1) : L0LWHUT
Tommy_Corleone(4) :LOL

I accidently used /tpm, and also wrong ID, id 18 was actually Blanc's.
And I wasn't talking about myself  :lol:

Explain whats Shaved? xD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Matthew_Cipricla on November 29, 2008, 04:00:31 am
Explain whats Shaved? xD

He probroly asked why is nuts were so smooth :P

lol jk, pretty funny though  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: CBFasi on November 29, 2008, 01:17:40 pm
(http://www.cbfasi.co.uk/ArgoPics/chatlog01.jpg)

He ran away..

This made my day!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: SeanC on November 29, 2008, 01:21:57 pm
Admin actions:

[AV]FlameMan(28): Can you explain names "*****", "******", "*****" ?
Nano_x(42): I didnt created them, they already were created.
[AV]FlameMan(28): Oh, okay :)
[AV]FlameMan(28): If you registered today, how you know how to talk with /l ? :)
Nano_x(42): My friend told me
Nano_x(42): xcasio
Here i checked his IP and i discovered he was banned multiple times before for hacks, and he is ban evading.
[AV]FlameMan(28): Oh he is your friend? :)
Nano_x(42): Yeah, Francis' one.
[AV]FlameMan(28): Oh okay then
Nano_x(42): I know him through Francis
[AV]FlameMan(28): Okay :) Have fun! :)
Nano_x(42): Thanks :)
Nano_x(42) was banned by [AV]FlameMan(28) for ban evading (hacks)


[AV]Nexxt(10): I just have seen UFO!! :O
[AV]FlameMan(7): It was me...



Nothing better than posting own funny chatlogs at evening.
muahahhaa
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JayL on November 30, 2008, 03:48:37 am
***[-] [Rstar]Pancher(12): next stop they make drop me so i can shiit them
***[-] [Rstar]Pancher(12): shoot*



Crime of [SM]Milos(27): admin !



***[-] Leon_Mokomaki(29): 6n4tete
***[-] Leon_Mokomaki(29): LOL
***[-] Leon_Mokomaki(29): that was supposed to be /enter



James_Hunter along with 3 SWAT members (Me, Jonny and Alan) decided to take a car and participate the DD which was being hosted by [ALS]Fido...

ADVERTISEMENT: No Cops,no SWATS, no FBIs :D, contact [ALS]Fido(37)

Few seconds later...

ADVERTISEMENT: NO dd then!, contact [Rstar]CBFasi(22)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: adam_stevens on November 30, 2008, 12:07:12 pm
this is a very old one but yeh its true chat log
[NSV]bullet: whos want to get better cop?Come in grove whos want.Im teaching.Now onely for 100$
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: TruthSvensson on November 30, 2008, 12:14:08 pm
this is a very old one but yeh its true chat log
[NSV]bullet: whos want to get better cop?Come in grove whos want.Im teaching.Now onely for 100$
Cheap for a great education  :cool:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: ToniaNVR on November 30, 2008, 12:49:30 pm
this is a very old one but yeh its true chat log
I got one old one too:
[Rstar]Lionz: (36) i saw aragorn in a suit as his DP on msn once :D
[AV]Zun: (0) psst, Lionz send it to me
Aragorn: (9) yeah I am bisexy - kicking males and females cheaters with the same love
[Rstar]Lionz: (36) i didn't save it... LOL
[Elite]Para: WHAT! :(
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Gildor on November 30, 2008, 01:25:25 pm
Haha :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Pancher on November 30, 2008, 05:13:45 pm
hahaha :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Zun_Callison on November 30, 2008, 07:47:52 pm
I got one old one too:
[Rstar]Lionz: (36) i saw aragorn in a suit as his DP on msn once :D
[AV]Zun: (0) psst, Lionz send it to me
Aragorn: (9) yeah I am bisexy - kicking males and females cheaters with the same love
[Rstar]Lionz: (36) i didn't save it... LOL
[Elite]Para: WHAT! :(

Dont remember that but uhh :D Must've been long time ago ;)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Janar on November 30, 2008, 08:48:51 pm
Today, during ARPD Award Ceremony:


Gulron(76) was banned by [AV]FlameMan(30) for weapon hacks speed hacks

soon...

(76) was banned by Ivan_Belov(59) for right...
(76) was banned by [AV]Carbon(79) for ye, u are
(76) was banned by Maxy_Araatus(18) for OMG BAI
(76) was kicked by [AV]Cane(8) for I can't ban OMG!
(76) was kicked by [AV]Vince(55) for neither can i


Good that no one joined in that time.

I was driving through LSPD and saw this:

[AV]IcyAero(17) is pedophile
[AV]Nexxt(34) knows
[AV]IcyAero(17) has raped 10 kids today
[AVt]Oliver(12) knows it somehow
[AV]Nexxt(34) thinks 1 liked it: Olari

I was at SABD meeting and then:

[AVt]Oliver(51) was suspected by officer Matthew_McBride(42) for Haha now you can't go on duty xD

Lol, Matthew

During DD on police radio:

Matthew_McBride(29): Requesting a PC...

Polopolo asked about Ivan_Belov in main chat.

[AV]Polopolo: (17) Who is Ivan_Belov?
Wash_Corleone: (30) Legend
[AV]Polopolo: (17) Legend
Ivan_Belov: (21) Where?
[AV]Polopolo: (17) Ivan
Ivan_Belov: (21) Who?
[AV]Polopolo: (17) Ivan!
Ivan_Belov: (21) When?
[ALS]Janar: (57 aka 1337) lol

Jserg had one good friend: himanokia, who didn't know how to register and login. Jserg helped him:

himanokia joined server
soon...
himanokia joined server
[WS]Jserg: Hello himanokia! Use /register password and then /login password
himanokia joined server
[WS]Jserg: Hey himanokia!
himanokia joined server
[WS]Jserg: Hey himanokia! Nice to see you again!
and so about 7 times...lol

I had free time, got suspected, then cops stopped me:

[WS]DarkRaven: Ok, take your clothes off
Janar_Juusu removes clothes
[WS]DarkRaven: Underwear too
Janar_Juusu removes underwear
Janar_Juusu is half-naked
McCarthy_Vegas vomits
[WS]DarkRaven: Ok, start wanking hard
Janar_Juusu starts wanking hard
[WS]DarkRaven: Ok, put your clothes on, enough
Janar_Juusu puts clothes on

It was too embarrising to me..

Police radio chat:

[ALS]Kyle[T]: State your location please
Bounce: I'm at Estonia
[ALS]Kyle[T]: Not THAT location

Mike_Peterson: /crime 11!1
Crime of Roger_Rage(11): stoping on the road
Roger_Rage: can i know where is jobs center
[AV]Traser: Idk Roger, rabbit


Corey_Calvino was kicked by Gandalf for pigs are haram :P

[AK]JDC:
Enter the new FBI Tactic: Forcing criminals to watch barbie movies if they don't cough up the infos!!!

Looked to my screenshots...Fun!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Traser on November 30, 2008, 09:07:24 pm

Mike_Peterson: /crime 11!1
Crime of Roger_Rage(11): stoping on the road
Roger_Rage: can i know where is jobs center
[AV]Traser: Idk Roger, rabbit


Lol.. First time i am in Funny Chatlogs  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Oliver on November 30, 2008, 09:09:50 pm


[AVt]Oliver(51) was suspected by officer Matthew_McBride(42) for Haha now you can't go on duty xD

Lol, Matthew


Heh. He was only playing :) . Too sad he got banned :( He went too far.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Altair_Carter on December 01, 2008, 01:24:52 pm
Quote
[WS]DarkRaven: Ok, take your clothes off
Janar_Juusu removes clothes
[WS]DarkRaven: Underwear too
Janar_Juusu removes underwear
Janar_Juusu is half-naked
McCarthy_Vegas vomits
[WS]DarkRaven: Ok, start wanking hard
Janar_Juusu starts wanking hard
[WS]DarkRaven: Ok, put your clothes on, enough
Janar_Juusu puts clothes on
:lol:  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stof on December 01, 2008, 02:04:01 pm
NitrOx_Stracci(**) HE SINGS WITH MADONNA ON THE INTERNET, HE CALLS HIMSELF LEGEND COS HE THINKS HES A GOD!
Frank_Willis: Wow, I think i should relog now...

I thought it was funny at the time xD

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on December 01, 2008, 03:27:27 pm
Heh. He was only playing :) . Too sad he got banned :( He went too far.

Wasnt all from him.
I got a lot bad words to my head.

But anyways, it was not funny, oke a little bit.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Matthew_Mcbride on December 01, 2008, 03:45:25 pm
a PC is a police cruiser, I was under attack..
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: TruthSvensson on December 01, 2008, 04:20:29 pm
Corey_Calvino was kicked by Gandalf for pigs are haram :P

haha :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Duncan_James on December 01, 2008, 07:49:39 pm
Hello  :D

(http://xs434.xs.to/xs434/08491/sa-mp-014122.png)

Enjoy :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Aimzz on December 01, 2008, 07:58:11 pm
lol never thought he was so rich  :lol: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: smey on December 01, 2008, 08:23:57 pm
ROFL.

Did you have to refund him? :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: The_Wolf on December 01, 2008, 09:32:23 pm
NitrOx_Stracci(**) HE SINGS WITH MADONNA ON THE INTERNET, HE CALLS HIMSELF LEGEND COS HE THINKS HES A GOD!
Not funny at all...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on December 01, 2008, 09:39:45 pm
Not funny at all...


Agreed
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on December 01, 2008, 10:07:45 pm
lol never thought he was so rich  :lol: :rofl:

Hmm.
Why u though that?:P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Bianconeri on December 01, 2008, 10:28:31 pm
Hmm.
Why u though that?:P

i will try that on u too Nexxt, lets see how rich u are, how much money i can get out of u  ;)
ah well if i sell all my stuff i would had 800k myself too,

and nice funny list up there
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on December 02, 2008, 12:40:35 am
i will try that on u too Nexxt, lets see how rich u are, how much money i can get out of u  ;)
ah well if i sell all my stuff i would had 800k myself too,

and nice funny list up there

Dont want to go off topic but:

House - 460K
Bizz - 410K
Heli - 60K
Hands - 25K
Bank - 500K


That was nearly all I had :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Squeak on December 02, 2008, 04:16:02 am
Dont want to go off topic but:

House - 460K
Bizz - 410K
Heli - 60K
Hands - 25K
Bank - 500K


That was nearly all I had :P
Guess I know who to rob nextime  :redface:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Rossâ„¢ on December 02, 2008, 04:21:21 am
Guess I know who to rob nextime  :redface:

And, I know who to book in jail next time. :D





By: Moe Ross
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Squeak on December 02, 2008, 04:23:02 am
Ross, it would help if you added a smiley so I know what tone you're speaking in, because you sound pretty serious and mad.  Especially with those four periods of death.
 :razz:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Rossâ„¢ on December 02, 2008, 04:27:46 am
Ross, it would help if you added a smiley so I know what tone you're speaking in, because you sound pretty serious and mad.  Especially with those four periods of death.
 :razz:

Now that is funny, "Four periods of death hahahaha, Sorry about that, Fixed




By: Moe Ross
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Oliver on December 02, 2008, 06:54:38 am
Olivia_Satriani(39) has joined the server
Olivia_Satriani(39) was kicked by [WS]Jserg(45) for adsgacs

Crime of Hell_CorleoneT(11): driving of road

[Z]Giovanni (23) :I beg Gandalf is with a girl right now :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jserg on December 02, 2008, 08:45:25 am
Olivia_Satriani(39) has joined the server
Olivia_Satriani(39) was kicked by [WS]Jserg(45) for adsgacs


Hehe, im sorry Olivia :P , i wanted to kick id 39 that Flameman kicked and you just came online fast
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Oliver on December 02, 2008, 10:21:40 am
Hehe, im sorry Olivia :P , i wanted to kick id 39 that Flameman kicked and you just came online fast
It was a mistake.. But a funny mistake :P
At least you didn't ban :) .
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Wash on December 03, 2008, 12:43:54 am
Crime of Mafs_Corleone(43): calling me bastard
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jserg on December 03, 2008, 01:21:13 pm
Crime of Mafs_Corleone(43): calling me bastard


Lmao!!  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Myggen on December 04, 2008, 07:47:53 pm
[AV]Didrik shouts in megaphone): SAPD: Pull Over.
Zonet_Crip says: I got to go and EAT my tea.
Zonet_Crip says: my mom just bougt it home to me.

Lol..
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on December 05, 2008, 04:54:02 pm
lol today when my friend came as [AV]FlameGirl all were like wtf...

after i did /id Flame i saw something like that:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: polopolo on December 05, 2008, 05:03:28 pm
lol today when my friend came as [AV]FlameGirl all were like wtf...

after i did /id Flame i saw something like that:

Hope you and your GF aren't angry of that joke.  :help:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on December 05, 2008, 05:27:12 pm
lol today when my friend came as [AV]FlameGirl all were like wtf...

after i did /id Flame i saw something like that:


LOL!
Thats just so damn LOL!:P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Janar on December 05, 2008, 07:14:14 pm
LOL, FlameMan
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Bianconeri on December 05, 2008, 11:24:58 pm
i guess that AW guy must have been JDC lol, who else then him  ;)
and also since he cant wear AV tag,

 :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: cDa on December 05, 2008, 11:28:37 pm
From a Passport test today:

[Rstar]cDa(52) says: What is the command to get on police duty?
Nanashi(20) says: Hank_Rafferty
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: The_Wolf on December 05, 2008, 11:34:43 pm
From a Passport test today:

[Rstar]cDa(52) says: What is the command to get on police duty?
Nanashi(20) says: Hank_Rafferty
Damn I laughed at this one :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Legolas on December 05, 2008, 11:40:39 pm
From a Passport test today:

[Rstar]cDa(52) says: What is the command to get on police duty?
Nanashi(20) says: Hank_Rafferty

haha, thats good one  :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jserg on December 05, 2008, 11:49:04 pm
From a Passport test today:

[Rstar]cDa(52) says: What is the command to get on police duty?
Nanashi(20) says: Hank_Rafferty

Hehe really nice one :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Oliver on December 06, 2008, 12:32:09 am
From a Passport test today:

[Rstar]cDa(52) says: What is the command to get on police duty?
Nanashi(20) says: Hank_Rafferty

Well. Maybe he read wrong :P ?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Altair_Carter on December 06, 2008, 09:01:12 am
lol today when my friend came as [AV]FlameGirl all were like wtf...

after i did /id Flame i saw something like that:

From a Passport test today:

[Rstar]cDa(52) says: What is the command to get on police duty?
Nanashi(20) says: Hank_Rafferty
Omg  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: the most hilarious logs!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Janar on December 06, 2008, 09:06:25 am
heheh, cDa
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Oliver on December 06, 2008, 10:29:40 am
[ALSa]Zomane(0) shouts megaphone): LSPD!ASSHOLE!
[ALSa]Zomane(0) shouts megaphone): LSPD!PULL OVER*
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Fuzzy on December 06, 2008, 10:46:16 am
I got pulled over:

McCarthy says: I dont got money
Smey says: Then you have to come on court
McCarthy says: hmhmh.....Why?
Smey says: You didnt pay the ticket
McCarthy says: HEY!
McCarthy says: Look, UFO!
Smey looks
McCarthy starts engine and escapes
McCarthy were suspected by officer Smey for evading
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jserg on December 06, 2008, 10:53:15 am
[ALSa]Zomane(0) shouts megaphone): LSPD!ASSHOLE!
[ALSa]Zomane(0) shouts megaphone): LSPD!PULL OVER*

Haha  :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: adam_stevens on December 06, 2008, 11:27:29 am
From a Passport test today:

[Rstar]cDa(52) says: What is the command to get on police duty?
Nanashi(20) says: Hank_Rafferty

whahahah truly good one!

and mccarthy good job on posting your own "joke" in funny chatlogs. well done, chap.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jserg on December 06, 2008, 12:41:49 pm
Ok let me explain one thing.. Posting own chat logs isnt bad move.... If someone thinks that his own funny chatlog is funny he can post it ...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stiffler2100 on December 06, 2008, 12:55:55 pm
Ok let me explain one thing.. Posting own chat logs isnt bad move.... If someone thinks that his own funny chatlog is funny he can post it ...

just what i was thinking, if you find it funny yourself, POST IT. Don't let people tell you not to post your own chatlogs:P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: The_Wolf on December 06, 2008, 12:58:34 pm
just what i was thinking, if you find it funny yourself, POST IT. Don't let people tell you not to post your own chatlogs:P
Mostly, when I find my own chatlogs funny, I understand they are not, because I have a wicked sense of humour. :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JohhnyJaz on December 06, 2008, 10:02:03 pm
From a Passport test today:

[Rstar]cDa(52) says: What is the command to get on police duty?
Nanashi(20) says: Hank_Rafferty
That was my brother when he was saying answers I was beside him well I wasn't helping him he knows alll lol But I laughed so much he tought I was so drunk lol!!!!! HAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JDC on December 06, 2008, 11:27:55 pm
I was like :rofl: at that passport test and at Zomane

:ps: I was that [AW]Flamebaby person :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Bianconeri on December 06, 2008, 11:47:18 pm
i guess that AW guy must have been JDC lol, who else then him  ;)
and also since he cant wear AV tag,

 :lol:

i knew it was you JDC, you are the name changer  ;)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Philip_McRay on December 07, 2008, 01:48:44 am
Selling Burrito, call 112, contact MuminSvensson
Tommy_Corleone: Mumin. what flavor?

                                    //Philip Zonone
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Cane on December 07, 2008, 02:32:37 am
ADVERTISEMENT: Selling Roadtrain Ownershit, [blah blah blah], contact [AV]Eug_Bellic(?)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Oliver on December 07, 2008, 04:18:49 am
Sickachu: (33) lols
Komodoros: (40) orly?
Sickachu: (33) Ja rly
[AV]Cane: (3) Dat's how dey roll.
Chase_Greggor: (5) ya rly
Komodoros: (40) No wai.
Chase_Greggor: (5) Ya wai
Sickachu: (33) buttsecks?
Chase_Greggor: (5) gtfo
Komodoros: (40) WTF
[AVt]Oliver: (12) O_o
Chase_Greggor: (5) dookie


More random than funny
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JDC on December 07, 2008, 06:46:13 am
[AK]JDC = Sickachu :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JayL on December 07, 2008, 06:54:35 am
Whaaa... Lawl  :razz:

Ryan_Tucker: (7) unban me please I drove a tram and someone jump in front of me

This little mistake is starting to get common....
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: rJCaiG on December 07, 2008, 08:40:17 am
PM from RamdonGuy: what i have to do to become a woman?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Proxan on December 07, 2008, 11:07:41 am
PM from RamdonGuy: what i have to do to become a woman?

haha  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Aimzz on December 07, 2008, 11:31:09 am
PM from RamdonGuy: what i have to do to become a woman?

Haha nice one!  :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Bianconeri on December 07, 2008, 11:51:39 am
PM from RamdonGuy: what i have to do to become a woman?

lol  :rofl:

 :ps: JDC, we all know if you see a strange name, that it is you  ;)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on December 07, 2008, 01:10:10 pm
Razor_Sicilian: (25) are you an old player, you just know commands :P
wrongnumber: (18) me?
Razor_Sicilian: (25) yes
wrongnumber: (18) I'm not old
wrongnumber: (18) I'm just 14 years old
Jack_Mercury: (10) lol
Razor_Sicilian: (25) no, old playing at argonath
Razor_Sicilian: (25) lmfao!
wrongnumber: (18) oops... forget my age then

 :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Janar on December 07, 2008, 01:22:14 pm
lol, fun!

Off-topic: 100th PAGE of SA:MP funny chatlogs!

[ALS]Janar/[WSt]Janar
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on December 08, 2008, 09:00:47 pm
Congratulations..................topic.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Malcolm on December 08, 2008, 09:19:24 pm
Haha, now that's funny Razor :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on December 08, 2008, 09:22:27 pm
Congratulations..................topic.
Congratulations to Argonath Humour!

We really suck at it  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Harald on December 08, 2008, 09:57:14 pm
Cal(something) pm: raha
Marcus_McEast pm: What?
Cal(something) pm: taha anna
Marcus_McEast pm: Oh, now I understand.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jserg on December 08, 2008, 10:16:19 pm
Cal(something) pm: raha
Marcus_McEast pm: What?
Cal(something) pm: taha anna
Marcus_McEast pm: Oh, now I understand.


Lol nice one  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Oliver on December 08, 2008, 10:17:55 pm
Cal(something) pm: raha
Marcus_McEast pm: What?
Cal(something) pm: taha anna
Marcus_McEast pm: Oh, now I understand.

He wanted you to give him money and have buttsecks with him.

(Legend was an officer and Marcus was a suspect)

[Rstar]Legend shouts: Sir, place your hands in the air, now!!
Marcus_Mceast says: Fooooooooor what?
[Rstar]Legend says: For attempting a first degree murder of an officer.
Marcus_Mceast says: I farted in your car.
[Rstar]Legend shouts: Place your hands in the air, now!!
Marcus_Mceast says: Oh...
[Rstar]Legend says: Your farts are deadly.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on December 09, 2008, 09:58:58 pm
lol whaha!
rofl @ legend


btw, 750th post!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Carhartt on December 09, 2008, 10:01:14 pm
lol whaha!

btw, 750th post!

And why you did post it here?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Caltson on December 09, 2008, 10:23:16 pm
And why you did post it here?
Beceause he made it here ?  ;)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on December 10, 2008, 01:06:34 am
And why you did post it here?

Because I laughed about that posted funny chatlog.. :D
And so I though, hmm lets post also thats its my 750 post?  :banana:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Wash on December 10, 2008, 01:54:14 am
a couple from me  :)


Youare(11) says: you are gay

[R]Alfredo: im report you to gandalf sir

[Z]David: (2) who ever is a admin on Runescape, unban me, you bastards






Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stof on December 10, 2008, 08:35:11 am
hahah!!! unban me also xDD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jserg on December 10, 2008, 10:02:21 am
a couple from me  :)


Youare(11) says: you are gay

[R]Alfredo: im report you to gandalf sir

[Z]David: (2) who ever is a admin on Runescape, unban me, you bastards





Lmao David!!! :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JDC on December 10, 2008, 10:07:21 am
Trobby888 (on-duty SAPD Cadet): Hi.
Trobby888: Surrender.

Kind guy :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on December 10, 2008, 09:54:11 pm
a couple from me  :)


Youare(11) says: you are gay

[R]Alfredo: im report you to gandalf sir

[Z]David: (2) who ever is a admin on Runescape, unban me, you bastards

Wahah, the admin part..
We were talking about the admin job, David said how difficult it was..

And then I said on what server I was admin, then someone said I am admin on RS :P
And then u this omg1337 answer:P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: David_Omid on December 10, 2008, 11:22:37 pm
That Runescape thing was just a joke I haven't played it in like three years...


World of Warcraft for the win!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on December 10, 2008, 11:42:50 pm
That Runescape thing was just a joke I haven't played it in like three years...


World of Warcraft for the win!

This is Funny Chatlogs, not funny failures :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Squeak on December 10, 2008, 11:59:46 pm
This is Funny Chatlogs, not funny failures :P
Most of these chatlogs are failures :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Fido Dido on December 11, 2008, 03:00:34 am
This is Funny Chatlogs, not funny failures :P

loool Pwnt =D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Bianconeri on December 11, 2008, 09:38:02 am
This is Funny Chatlogs, not funny failures :P

rune and warcraft are big fails,

 :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on December 11, 2008, 07:37:37 pm
Hmm ten new fresh laugh moments!

#1:
Mr_47(2): *Commencing selfdestruction mode*
Mr_47(2): 3..2..1
Mr_47(2) has been kicked for flooding


#2:
[AV]Cane(11) was suspected by officer HarderTom(10) for touched my willy without my permission


#3:
ADVERTISEMENT: Your nickname is shrek? Come to Market hospital and we fix it, contact Wash_Corleone


#4:
[AV]Nexxt(17) was suspected by officer n0x(27) BAD DRIVER AND STUPID


#5:
[ALS]Fido(16), was warned by Razor_Sicilian(11) for locking your own car
It was fun to read, but Fido did carjack Razor and then locked the car.
So that dont make it funny anymore but the warned reason looks fun :)

#6:
[AFC]Daniyal: (47) olari i can be your english teacher as in RP english teacher


#7:
[AV]Nexxt: (11) Hello Aragorn, u are the most cool admin I ever saw...
Thats a good asskiss

After that:
[AV]Nexxt (11) you were warned by Aragorn(37) for asslicking :(
[AV]Nexxt (11), was warned by Aragorn(37) for asslicking :(]
Posting own funny chatlogs is not fun, but these was really fun :)


#8:
ADVERTISEMENT: Sauron watch over us all, beware [Verse 2:71 Argo Bible], contact [Rstar]Anto(22)



#9:
[AK]JDCdes: .login tastethecock


#10:
[Z]Aimboy(22), was kicked by [ALS]Inkognito(62) for Go and blow up GS irl,not here
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [MSM]Leppi on December 11, 2008, 07:42:37 pm
LOL !!! very nice nexxt  :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JDC on December 12, 2008, 04:40:03 am
I had to change my password several times because of fail logins :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dmitry on December 12, 2008, 12:21:59 pm
Once there was a guy that i've didn't remembered that failed writing his pass..
It was "fuckyoudmitry" , i lol'd..
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: pixy on December 13, 2008, 04:59:39 am
On the Police radio, (I forgot the freecop name)

Freecop: can someone unsuspect id5 please? i need him for avds exam
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Marting_Riggs on December 13, 2008, 06:14:11 am
On the Police radio, (I forgot the freecop name)

Freecop: can someone unsuspect id5 please? i need him for avds exam

lolol  :rofl: :lol: that is funny i was there lmfao but i cant rember nae either


Your Friend
       Silver_Barzini
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Janar on December 13, 2008, 12:00:09 pm
On the Police radio, (I forgot the freecop name)

Freecop: can someone unsuspect id5 please? i need him for avds exam

LOL, hahaha!!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Seskom on December 14, 2008, 02:08:38 am
Lol today i tried to sell my savanna and i got pwned by server :/
/Sell
*nothing to sell here*
/sell car
*Use /Sell*
/Sellcar
*You sold the car*
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on December 14, 2008, 12:16:08 pm
Lol today i tried to sell my savanna and i got pwned by server :/
/Sell
*nothing to sell here*
/sell car
*Use /Sell*
/Sellcar
*You sold the car*

That's called epic failures, not funny chatlogs as the topic name is called  :banana:  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JDC on December 14, 2008, 01:09:05 pm
Sometimes epic fails can be funny :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on December 14, 2008, 02:19:07 pm
Sometimes epic fails can be funny :P

But not this time, this was a pure not funny fail xD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on December 18, 2008, 05:00:36 pm
superman_SWAT: can i get a ban plz
-big LOL in main chat-
Mafs_Corleone: (37) Sure superman.. why if I may ask
superman_SWAT: i am a cheater
Mafs_Corleone: (37) oh, how cool is that..
[AV]Nexxt: (5) Now, welcome on ArgonathRPG .. Cheater :P
superman_SWAT: can i have a free ban or i need to pay?
[AV]Nexxt: (5) Hmm maybe try /buyban?
superman_SWAT: doesnt works...
superman_SWAT: corleone
Mafs_Corleone: (37) Yes, Superman?
superman_SWAT: are you gonna ban me or what?
Mafs_Corleone: (37) why u want a ban?
Luigi_Corleone: (36) why Superman?
superman_SWAT: i'm a cheater
superman_SWAT has been tempbanned by Luigi_Corleone for 3 hours: Reason: no hacks here
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: polopolo on December 18, 2008, 05:18:34 pm
superman_SWAT: can i get a ban plz
-big LOL in main chat-
Mafs_Corleone: (37) Sure superman.. why if I may ask
superman_SWAT: i am a cheater
Mafs_Corleone: (37) oh, how cool is that..
[AV]Nexxt: (5) Now, welcome on ArgonathRPG .. Cheater :P
superman_SWAT: can i have a free ban or i need to pay?
[AV]Nexxt: (5) Hmm maybe try /buyban?
superman_SWAT: doesnt works...
superman_SWAT: corleone
Mafs_Corleone: (37) Yes, Superman?
superman_SWAT: are you gonna ban me or what?
Mafs_Corleone: (37) why u want a ban?
Luigi_Corleone: (36) why Superman?
superman_SWAT: i'm a cheater
superman_SWAT has been tempbanned by Luigi_Corleone for 3 hours: Reason: no hacks here


These people need to get a life, but still, it is funny. :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Malcolm on December 18, 2008, 05:54:30 pm
Heh..atleast he went with..honour  :razz:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Janar on December 18, 2008, 06:23:38 pm
superman_SWAT: can i get a ban plz
-big LOL in main chat-
Mafs_Corleone: (37) Sure superman.. why if I may ask
superman_SWAT: i am a cheater
Mafs_Corleone: (37) oh, how cool is that..
[AV]Nexxt: (5) Now, welcome on ArgonathRPG .. Cheater :P
superman_SWAT: can i have a free ban or i need to pay?
[AV]Nexxt: (5) Hmm maybe try /buyban?
superman_SWAT: doesnt works...
superman_SWAT: corleone
Mafs_Corleone: (37) Yes, Superman?
superman_SWAT: are you gonna ban me or what?
Mafs_Corleone: (37) why u want a ban?
Luigi_Corleone: (36) why Superman?
superman_SWAT: i'm a cheater
superman_SWAT has been tempbanned by Luigi_Corleone for 3 hours: Reason: no hacks here


Hahaha, i laughed IRL lot for it...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Matthew_Mcbride on December 18, 2008, 10:16:36 pm
I was doing some PAWN scripting, and I was confused on something called a "timer" so I decided to ask CBF for help, I don't think he was very pleased with me.

(9:20 PM) Matthew: CBF, can you help me with timers? it's my first time working with them.
(9:20 PM) [R*]CBFASI: not unless you want rs4 delayed
(9:20 PM) Matthew: I dont mind
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on December 18, 2008, 10:31:46 pm
I was doing some PAWN scripting, and I was confused on something called a "timer" so I decided to ask CBF for help, I don't think he was very pleased with me.

(9:20 PM) Matthew: CBF, can you help me with timers? it's my first time working with them.
(9:20 PM) [R*]CBFASI: not unless you want rs4 delayed
(9:20 PM) Matthew: I dont mind


Does it suppose to be funny? not for me.. sorry...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JDC on December 19, 2008, 01:03:28 am
Uh, same here.

I wouldnt like RS4 to have any unnecessary delays any longer than its Post-2008 release, since CBF, Gimli, and the Alpha Testers are busy doing their jobs so that you can have a bug-free RS4 :neutral:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dmitry on December 19, 2008, 06:21:55 am
Uh, same here.

I wouldnt like RS4 to have any unnecessary delays any longer than its Post-2008 release, since CBF, Gimli, and the Alpha Testers are busy doing their jobs so that you can have a bug-free RS4 :neutral:

Uh, that wasn't serious....
RS4 won't be delayed by weeks now just because CBF was going to help him.. common...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Matthew_Mcbride on December 19, 2008, 09:24:17 pm
It was more of a sarcastic comment really, that "Not if you want RS4 to be delayed" was rhetorical..
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: EliteTerm on December 19, 2008, 09:39:06 pm
Trent_Corleone: (4) Omg .... my GTA SA wont install


I found this amusing lol
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Wash on December 19, 2008, 09:52:46 pm
Trent_Corleone: (4) Omg .... my GTA SA wont install


I found this amusing lol

I wonder what he was playing on when he said that  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Oliver on December 19, 2008, 11:06:32 pm
I wonder what he was playing on when he said that  :lol:

A toaster
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on December 20, 2008, 02:14:24 am
A toaster
Or could it be... GTA San Andreas??  :eek: 
Maybe he meant downloading GTA SA... I don't know.. :roll:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Trent on December 20, 2008, 02:34:20 am
nah i had a downloaded sa coz i lost my disc, and i couldn't install it when i had the disc xD
But i got it working now :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Rewolloc on December 20, 2008, 05:16:16 pm
I got pulled over:

McCarthy says: I dont got money
Smey says: Then you have to come on court
McCarthy says: hmhmh.....Why?
Smey says: You didnt pay the ticket
McCarthy says: HEY!
McCarthy says: Look, UFO!
Smey looks
McCarthy starts engine and escapes
McCarthy were suspected by officer Smey for evading

 :lol: :lol: nice RP
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JDC on December 21, 2008, 01:33:19 am
ShaunSforza: (5) Mayday mayday car flipped, need backup, donuts are still inside, Over.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Watahell on December 21, 2008, 02:39:23 pm
[Rstar]Agent: (22) Nothanks please change name
Nothanks: No thanks

ADVERTISEMENT: selling green shitw, contact Kaos(13)
Jaaskaa_Kolta: (15) do not do illegal ads
Jack_Halford: (7) Maybe he is selling alien shit

Leon_Mokomaki(12) was suspected by officer [AV]Cane(2) for Indecent Exposure, raping little children @ MacDonalds//C314/261

Wash_Corleone: .cb NitrOx is probably giving away his clothes at city hall, the poor b1tch =D
[Rstar]Legend: (33) LOL
[AV]John_Leppi: (11) LOL wash
Wash_Corleone: oops
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Wash on December 21, 2008, 02:56:56 pm
Damn, I hate it when that happens  :razz:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Oliver on December 21, 2008, 04:19:57 pm
[AVt]JDC: (41) CBF wont be on for the next two weeks? :/
[Rstar]CBFasi(44) Has joined the server

carbon(0), was kicked by [TCL]Carbon(35) for NOO!!!

***[XXXX] NitrOx_Stracci(17) Listen Jack
***[XXXX] NitrOx_Stracci(17) Do not say to people
***[XXXX] NitrOx_Stracci(17) Anal
***[XXXX] NitrOx_Stracci(17) Sex
***[XXXX] NitrOx_Stracci(17) Gay
***[XXXX] NitrOx_Stracci(17) Homo

***[XXXX] [AV]Nexxt(44) /Me cums on Altairs head and gives him new hairstuff
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: TruthSvensson on December 22, 2008, 12:53:09 am

***[XXXX] NitrOx_Stracci(17) Listen Jack
***[XXXX] NitrOx_Stracci(17) Do not say to people
***[XXXX] NitrOx_Stracci(17) Anal
***[XXXX] NitrOx_Stracci(17) Sex
***[XXXX] NitrOx_Stracci(17) Gay
***[XXXX] NitrOx_Stracci(17) Homo

:(
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JDC on December 22, 2008, 02:57:50 am
[AVt]JDC: (41) CBF wont be on for the next two weeks? :/
[Rstar]CBFasi(44) Has joined the server

OMG HAHAHA LOL I never noticed he joined until now! :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: adam_stevens on December 22, 2008, 06:01:26 pm
Moe_Foe(37): I'm tired, was abusing people all day long

C_R_Upton(7: Suspect we were chasing was abducted by aliens before we could get to him, over

[Rstar]Jcstodds(42): Our patrol has a rapist in the back of car to frighten criminals, over
[Rstar]Jcstodds(42): It is working quite well, I suggest you all get rapists, over
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Oliver on December 22, 2008, 11:07:42 pm
[Rstar]Jcstodds(42): Our patrol has a rapist in the back of car to frighten criminals, over
[Rstar]Jcstodds(42): It is working quite well, I suggest you all get rapists, over

I was a victim of that attack :( .
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Harald on December 22, 2008, 11:24:38 pm
Michal666(19) has joined the server
chineseboy666: help
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Bianconeri on December 22, 2008, 11:48:55 pm
Michal666(19) has joined the server
chineseboy666: help

did that even had to do anything with each other?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JDC on December 22, 2008, 11:52:55 pm
:rofl: @ the rapist thing
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Winters on December 23, 2008, 10:38:06 am
Today i came on the server, And a few newcomers were a little abusing /r And they didnt know how to use it properly, Asking what roleplay means what ooc means and stuff. And now he asked the following:

lady_gaga: what jobs can i do?, Over.
[AVt]JDC: you can be a cop, a medic, or a man-whore with AIDS, Over.
[AVt]JDC: it all depends on you, Over.
[WS]Winters: indeed, Over.
lady_gaga: wats aids?, Over.
[WS]Winters: ROFL, Over.
[AVt]JDC: O.o, Over.
[AVt]JDC: It is the most dangerous decease in the world, Over.
lady_gaga: oh ok, Over.


Maybe it doesnt sound so funny when you read it like this, But it was funny when we were there, Me and JDC were ROFLING in /cb the whole time xD
Hope you like it!

Winters.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: (tr)Ollie on December 23, 2008, 11:47:56 am
ROFL  :rofl: Some people are so funny
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JDC on December 23, 2008, 01:10:58 pm
Winters its DISEASE not decease O.o
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Harald on December 23, 2008, 01:42:47 pm
Winters its DISEASE not decease O.o
Yeah, so damn you Winters!!
Here comes some chatlogs. I have no idea 'bout the the ID's. Don't say anything about that Giovanni was suspect, because he was!! Or...was I daydreaming?

[Z]Giovanni(41) How to talk in /p?
Marcus_McEast(0) I dunno
or
Marcus_McEast: Use /p to talk in /p chat.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on December 23, 2008, 02:06:00 pm
PM from [AV]Nexxt(21): Love is not based on certain sexual orientations, love is based on a soul, and the soul is neuter..
PM from [AV]Nexxt(21): So at the end, we are all homosexual, because a soul dont have a gender
PM send to [AV]Nexxt: omgwtf fack you :/




Blanc_Federico(2) says: you have the right to put your sawn off into your ass
Razor_Sicilian(6) shouts: LOL!!




(Jack_Halford had elvis clothes.. he pulls over infront of me and shouts)
Jack_Halford(2) shouts: I'VE GOT EVERYTHING WHAT AN ELVIS NEEDS!!
Jack_Halford(2) shouts: TRUCK!!
Jack_Halford(2) shouts: WIERD CLOTHES!!
Jack_Halford(2) shouts: WIERD HAIR!!
Razor_Sicilian(35) says: lol
Jack_Halford(2) shouts: NOW GIVE ME MY ELVISCASH!!
You sent 50 to Jack_Halford(28)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Brains on December 23, 2008, 02:30:58 pm
PM from [AV]Nexxt(21): Love is not based on certain sexual orientations, love is based on a soul, and the soul is neuter..
PM from [AV]Nexxt(21): So at the end, we are all homosexual, because a soul dont have a gender

Woow, what a theory.. :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: pixy on December 23, 2008, 04:04:38 pm
I was on patrol and this guy (non-suspect) asked us to do /crime on him, and this came up

Crime of Arno Satriani(44): driving
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Abraham on December 23, 2008, 05:25:43 pm
Woow, what a theory.. :lol:
Without genders how can we be homosexual? IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Otavio_Folha on December 23, 2008, 06:18:35 pm
PM from [AV]Nexxt(21): Love is not based on certain sexual orientations, love is based on a soul, and the soul is neuter..
PM from [AV]Nexxt(21): So at the end, we are all homosexual, because a soul dont have a gender
PM send to [AV]Nexxt: omgwtf fack you :/




Blanc_Federico(2) says: you have the right to put your sawn off into your ass
Razor_Sicilian(6) shouts: LOL!!




(Jack_Halford had elvis clothes.. he pulls over infront of me and shouts)
Jack_Halford(2) shouts: I'VE GOT EVERYTHING WHAT AN ELVIS NEEDS!!
Jack_Halford(2) shouts: TRUCK!!
Jack_Halford(2) shouts: WIERD CLOTHES!!
Jack_Halford(2) shouts: WIERD HAIR!!
Razor_Sicilian(35) says: lol
Jack_Halford(2) shouts: NOW GIVE ME MY ELVISCASH!!
You sent 50 to Jack_Halford(28)

ROFL!!!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Malcolm on December 23, 2008, 06:28:49 pm
Well..I was driving a bit weird, bad you might say while I was on duty while on duty and Hank_Rafferty passes me (off duty)

Hank_Rafferty(32)sighs
Hank_Rafferty(32): ARPD..
PM sent to Hank_Rafferty(32): LOL
PM from Hank_Rafferty: hehe

See the irony?
This happend a while ago.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on December 23, 2008, 08:16:02 pm
PM from [AV]Nexxt(21): Love is not based on certain sexual orientations, love is based on a soul, and the soul is neuter..
PM from [AV]Nexxt(21): So at the end, we are all homosexual, because a soul dont have a gender
PM send to [AV]Nexxt: omgwtf fack you :/


Hmm. U posted this.
It was my stupid theory :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: LillMumin on December 23, 2008, 10:11:13 pm
I got one that beats all :P

From a Passport test some days ago:

MuminSvensson(ID) says: Who is the president of USA? (which is United States of Argonath)
Unknown(ID) says: BARRACK OBAMA!!

After a while, when explaining what USA is..

MuminSvensson(ID) says: So, who is the president of USA  (United States of Argonath) ?
Unknown(ID) says: [AV]Flameman!

After a long laugh, he told me that he told him that ^^ haha Nice job Flamey ;)

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Bianconeri on December 24, 2008, 12:02:47 am
I got one that beats all :P

From a Passport test some days ago:

MuminSvensson(ID) says: Who is the president of USA? (which is United States of Argonath)
Unknown(ID) says: BARRACK OBAMA!!

After a while, when explaining what USA is..

MuminSvensson(ID) says: So, who is the president of USA  (United States of Argonath) ?
Unknown(ID) says: [AV]Flameman!

After a long laugh, he told me that he told him that ^^ haha Nice job Flamey ;)



 :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stof on December 24, 2008, 12:46:55 am
I was on patrol and this guy (non-suspect) asked us to do /crime on him, and this came up

Crime of Arno Satriani(44): driving

ahahaha i love these rofl
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JDC on December 24, 2008, 01:01:20 am
I got one that beats all :P

From a Passport test some days ago:

MuminSvensson(ID) says: Who is the president of USA? (which is United States of Argonath)
Unknown(ID) says: BARRACK OBAMA!!

After a while, when explaining what USA is..

MuminSvensson(ID) says: So, who is the president of USA  (United States of Argonath) ?
Unknown(ID) says: [AV]Flameman!

After a long laugh, he told me that he told him that ^^ haha Nice job Flamey ;)



:ROFL:

First "[Rstar]Flameman" (by some unban request guy) then President Flameman ;P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: pixy on December 24, 2008, 04:37:56 am
I got one that beats all :P

From a Passport test some days ago:

MuminSvensson(ID) says: Who is the president of USA? (which is United States of Argonath)
Unknown(ID) says: BARRACK OBAMA!!

After a while, when explaining what USA is..

MuminSvensson(ID) says: So, who is the president of USA  (United States of Argonath) ?
Unknown(ID) says: [AV]Flameman!

After a long laugh, he told me that he told him that ^^ haha Nice job Flamey ;)



I've heard my fair share of funny answers when doing passport tests, but this one just set the record! LOL  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Altair_Carter on December 24, 2008, 07:39:51 am
I got one that beats all :P

From a Passport test some days ago:

MuminSvensson(ID) says: Who is the president of USA? (which is United States of Argonath)
Unknown(ID) says: BARRACK OBAMA!!

After a while, when explaining what USA is..

MuminSvensson(ID) says: So, who is the president of USA  (United States of Argonath) ?
Unknown(ID) says: [AV]Flameman!

After a long laugh, he told me that he told him that ^^ haha Nice job Flamey ;)


LMFAOOO hilarious :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on December 24, 2008, 11:18:49 am
... lol what was his name? I want to meet this dude :D  :rofl:

And who told him that i am president?  :poke: :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Oliver on December 24, 2008, 11:34:09 am
... lol what was his name? I want to meet this dude :D  :rofl:

And who told him that i am president?  :poke: :D

You helped him with something and he told that you own this server xD .
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Inkognito on December 24, 2008, 11:57:46 am
I believe if player knows that you are admin and you help him a bit ( you show locations of weed fields, hotels, main shops etc. plus you wire some cash to him to have his start better), he will think that you are one from the Presidents :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Tovenaarke on December 24, 2008, 12:00:25 pm
Im_Cool stoped in front of me.

Im_Cool: Give me 700$
Tovenaarke: Why?
Im_Cool: Just give me!
Tovenaarme: Give me one good reason to give you cash...
Im_Cool: Because I'm cool
Tovenaarke: Ok, you win/me gives Im_Cool 700$

 :D
I'm to friendly  ;)

(Ps, after that the server crased, I got my money back and he lost his weapons  :D )
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on December 24, 2008, 12:02:59 pm
Im_Cool stoped in front of me.

Im_Cool: Give me 700$
Tovenaarke: Why?
Im_Cool: Just give me!
Tovenaarme: Give me one good reason to give you cash...
Im_Cool: Because I'm cool
Tovenaarke: Ok, you win/me gives Im_Cool 700$

 :D
I'm to friendly  ;)

(Ps, after that the server crased, I got my money back and he lost his weapons  :D )


I guess Im_Cool was just JDC.
Nah, kidding :D hahaha i would torture this guy before i would give him 700$   :devroll: :devroll:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: pixy on December 24, 2008, 12:06:25 pm
lol, Tovernaarke really lives up to his motto  :D

Back to chatlogs: An example how the autokicker gets the best of admins

GiacJr(12) has joined the server
GiacJr: .login fuckyouautokicker
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Oliver on December 24, 2008, 12:07:38 pm

I guess Im_Cool was just JDC.
Nah, kidding :D hahaha i would torture this guy before i would give him 700$   :devroll: :devroll:

FlameMan is evil D:>
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on December 24, 2008, 12:11:22 pm
lol, Tovernaarke really lives up to his motto  :D

Back to chatlogs: An example how the autokicker gets the best of admins

GiacJr(12) has joined the server
GiacJr: .login f**kyouautokicker



His name is Jeffrey :( Jeffrey Autokicker :(
He is my friend :( He always kicks me when i want and when i ask :(
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Whiteman on December 24, 2008, 06:31:03 pm
Well , i know this isn't chatlog but
(http://i39.tinypic.com/2r5xgeo.png)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dmitry on December 24, 2008, 10:34:25 pm
The cop is wanking in the middle of the road  :eek:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Oliver on December 24, 2008, 11:08:21 pm
The cop is wanking in the middle of the road  :eek:

You and your corrupted mind...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Wake on December 24, 2008, 11:48:39 pm
Im_Cool stoped in front of me.

Im_Cool: Give me 700$
Tovenaarke: Why?
Im_Cool: Just give me!
Tovenaarme: Give me one good reason to give you cash...
Im_Cool: Because I'm cool
Tovenaarke: Ok, you win/me gives Im_Cool 700$

 :D
I'm to friendly  ;)

(Ps, after that the server crased, I got my money back and he lost his weapons  :D )
Haha. I saw that. I was with you. He asked me if I could send him 700$ to. But I only had 4$in hand  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JDC on December 25, 2008, 03:06:20 am

I guess Im_Cool was just JDC.
Nah, kidding :D hahaha i would torture this guy before i would give him 700$   :devroll: :devroll:

Im not Im_Cool, XD

I only use 'Lolrus' and 'Sickachu' :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Bianconeri on December 25, 2008, 09:23:46 am
Im not Im_Cool, XD

I only use 'Lolrus' and 'Sickachu' :)

what about santas_deer3 or 2 whatever it was  :rules:
but if you see a regular who changed name, you can bet on it that it is JDC
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Oliver on December 25, 2008, 10:07:46 am
Im not Im_Cool, XD

I only use 'Lolrus' and 'Sickachu' :)


You used one more.. I think I was Barfchu and you evolved into Shitchu or Shitachu?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JDC on December 25, 2008, 10:09:28 am
Barchu and Vomitchu lol

Oh and yes, I used deer_4 and Santas3rdDeer
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: martenest on December 25, 2008, 03:32:56 pm
Barchu and Vomitchu lol

Oh and yes, I used deer_4 and Santas3rdDeer


Haha, i made up the name Vomitchu :D Together with someone ingame, you actually used it?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Oliver on December 25, 2008, 04:38:48 pm

Haha, i made up the name Vomitchu :D Together with someone ingame, you actually used it?
He had a battle with me. I was Shitchu and he was Sickachu. I used shit bomb and he evolved into Barfchu or Vomitchu (don't remember).
He also had a battle with a minigun hacker.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Traser on December 26, 2008, 12:13:35 am
He had a battle with me. I was Shitchu and he was Sickachu. I used shit bomb and he evolved into Barfchu or Vomitchu (don't remember).
He also had a battle with a minigun hacker.

Charmender ? :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Skullman92 on December 26, 2008, 08:44:20 am
Charmender ? :)

Thats Matthew McBribe.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Bianconeri on December 26, 2008, 10:46:42 am
Charmender ? :)

lol playing pokemon there  :lol:
i still see pokemon....little brothers  ;)

dont know those of JDC and oliver...dont u mean pickahu?(or however you spell it)

oh and back on topic again
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jserg on December 26, 2008, 01:23:48 pm
Im_Cool stoped in front of me.

Im_Cool: Give me 700$
Tovenaarke: Why?
Im_Cool: Just give me!
Tovenaarme: Give me one good reason to give you cash...
Im_Cool: Because I'm cool
Tovenaarke: Ok, you win/me gives Im_Cool 700$

 :D
I'm to friendly  ;)

(Ps, after that the server crased, I got my money back and he lost his weapons  :D )

Hehe  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on December 26, 2008, 01:49:56 pm
NitrOx_Stracci (19): And hitman contract on me everyday...
There is a hit setted on NitrOx_Stracci(19) for 300, type /hit to accept.
There is a hit setted on NitrOx_Stracci(19) for 300, type /hit to accept.
There is a hit setted on NitrOx_Stracci(19) for 800, type /hit to accept.
There is a hit setted on NitrOx_Stracci(19) for 100, type /hit to accept.
There is a hit setted on NitrOx_Stracci(19) for 8, type /hit to accept.
There is a hit setted on NitrOx_Stracci(19) for 4, type /hit to accept.
[WS]Winters: LOL
There is a hit setted on NitrOx_Stracci(19) for 1, type /hit to accept.
There is a hit setted on NitrOx_Stracci(19) for 8000, type /hit to accept.
There is a hit setted on NitrOx_Stracci(19) for 9999, type /hit to accept.
There is a hit setted on NitrOx_Stracci(19) for 9999, type /hit to accept.
There is a hit setted on NitrOx_Stracci(19) for 500, type /hit to accept.

And chat got flooded with LOLs, ROFLs, zOMGz0rzs etc..
Hit flood on Nitrox was about 2-3 minutes all the time :P



Team PM from [Rstar]Pancher: 15 ur hot :)
[AV]FlameMan (15): ?

And chat again rofled, loled etc.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Bianconeri on December 26, 2008, 02:02:58 pm
i was online when that was happening, at those flame things,
the nitrox thing, couldnt see it as cop,
but the teampm everyone had to laugh,
and then some player did /tpm no you are not
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dex507 on December 26, 2008, 06:33:57 pm
I forgot who was this.

ADVERTISEMENT:selling a nice house near bea./p lol, contact [4]Unknown

ADVERTISEMENT:Oh :-0 NVM!, contact [4]Unknown

idk it was funny atm :trust:

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Matthew_Mcbride on December 26, 2008, 08:10:14 pm
Removed
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dex507 on December 26, 2008, 09:54:49 pm
Ty_Murphy: (37)  Blodzz and Crips Never fight
Ty_Murphy: (37) All they do is talk trash
Martin_Taylor: (27) We fight!!
Jack_Halford: (15) Hippies would pwn them all with karma xD

 :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: TruthSvensson on December 27, 2008, 12:57:26 pm
Ty_Murphy: (37)  Blodzz and Crips Never fight
Ty_Murphy: (37) All they do is talk trash
Martin_Taylor: (27) We fight!!
Jack_Halford: (15) Hippies would pwn them all with karma xD

 :rofl: :rofl:
I never use that lameass ''xD'' emotion lol  :razz:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Zomane on December 28, 2008, 03:39:19 pm
[WS]Winters(30) shouts: MOVE YOUR FATASS OFF THE ROAD!!!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Janar on December 28, 2008, 06:58:49 pm
[WS]Winters(30) shouts: MOVE YOUR FATASS OFF THE ROAD!!!

What's fun in it?
I don't get the point.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Harald on December 28, 2008, 07:25:51 pm
What's fun in it?
I don't get the point.
Because Winters mom doesn't let him to swear :(
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Winters on December 28, 2008, 07:28:57 pm
Rofl marcus, Not true :( Anyway, It was twenty where i was shouting too, Becuz she was a Fat Woman RPing, And she walking like 0.1km And i was tired of waiting, So thats why i said it :P

Winters
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Harald on December 28, 2008, 07:31:24 pm
Rofl marcus, Not true :( Anyway, It was twenty where i was shouting too, Becuz she was a Fat Woman RPing, And she walking like 0.1km And i was tired of waiting, So thats why i said it :P

Winters
Mayn' chu' just mak' me 'wan play ma' breeda.. :(
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on December 30, 2008, 11:00:46 pm
Silver_Barzini: t/cb a guy name Al is comming and he is loaded cheat on him
Silver_Barzini: t/q

ROFL! Caught? :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Aimzz on December 31, 2008, 02:03:24 pm
Silver_Barzini: t/cb a guy name Al is comming and he is loaded cheat on him
Silver_Barzini: t/q


lmao that was fun,i lolled
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nykke on January 03, 2009, 08:31:10 pm
Onyx(42) was suspected by officer Caren_Tanaka(26) for Evading police and offering cadet to have sex with her

Leon_Mokomaki: (15) naked man with a m4 actually
[NSV]bullet: naked??
Leon_Mokomaki: (15) yes
[NSV]bullet: omg:D
Tonia_Navarra: (19) olari, want to take a look? :o
[NSV]bullet: yes i come


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ADVERTISEMENT: TY, contact Maxy_Araatus(13)
ADVERTISEMENT: GZ TY, contact Panda_Araatus(7)
Squeak_Araatus: BAN


Rofl at the first one  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Seskom on January 05, 2009, 06:04:47 pm
Team PM from [ALS]Davey(8) 29 you fucking dick sucker stop it you are rulebreaking now

After this everyone lolled and rofled xD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JDC on January 06, 2009, 11:23:45 am
LOL, pwned!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Wake on January 07, 2009, 01:13:12 am
Maybe not so funny  :neutral: But Wash. I love his name

Police Radio:

Wash(7): Streets seem to be pretty clean today, Over.
[WS]Brost(22): Yepp, Over.
[AV]Watahell(21): because you washed them, Over.
[WS]Wolfe(8): (( lmao )), Over.
[WS]Brost(22): (( haha )), Over.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jserg on January 07, 2009, 01:25:11 am
Maybe not so funny  :neutral: But Wash. I love his name

Police Radio:

Wash(7): Streets seem to be pretty clean today, Over.
[WS]Brost(22): Yepp, Over.
[AV]Watahell(21): because you washed them, Over.
[WS]Wolfe(8): (( lmao )), Over.
[WS]Brost(22): (( haha )), Over.



Lol , nice one
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jserg on January 08, 2009, 12:49:20 pm
a bit old but nice one



[TCL]Jserg joined the server(x)
[TCL]Jserg:.login nexxt
[TCL]Jserg: It says my password is too gay :(
Many lols after that
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: adam_stevens on January 08, 2009, 01:36:32 pm
a bit old but nice one



[TCL]Jserg joined the server(x)
[TCL]Jserg:.login nexxt
[TCL]Jserg: It says my password is too gay :(
Many lols after that


yeh you are so funny, you are my idol.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Mr. Goobii on January 08, 2009, 01:55:51 pm
Silver_Barzini: t/cb a guy name Al is comming and he is loaded cheat on him
Silver_Barzini: t/q

ROFL! Caught? :)


Did you said Al :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jserg on January 08, 2009, 02:34:03 pm
yeh you are so funny, you are my idol.

Sarcasm?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Carhartt on January 08, 2009, 09:53:55 pm
yeh you are so funny, you are my idol.

 :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dex507 on January 08, 2009, 09:58:44 pm
I kno. its not cool to put my jokes..but anyway i wanted to put this.

Extra_MOB:This is a sweet server!!!
John_Burrows(14):Eat it -_-
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jserg on January 08, 2009, 10:55:49 pm
yeah, im not gonna put any other funny log with those too many sarcasmers here  :poke:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Niall on January 08, 2009, 11:08:45 pm
[AVt]JDC: (41) CBF wont be on for the next two weeks? :/
[Rstar]CBFasi(44) Has joined the server
]
lol
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jserg on January 08, 2009, 11:30:50 pm
yeh you are so funny, you are my idol.

Removed.

Razor.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Cr4ig0 on January 09, 2009, 12:01:43 am
Craig_Burrows says: Hello Officer, it's a nice day to leave criminals alone isn't it?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Watahell on January 09, 2009, 12:27:17 am
Maybe not so funny  :neutral: But Wash. I love his name

Police Radio:

Wash(7): Streets seem to be pretty clean today, Over.
[WS]Brost(22): Yepp, Over.
[AV]Watahell(21): because you washed them, Over.
[WS]Wolfe(8): (( lmao )), Over.
[WS]Brost(22): (( haha )), Over.


lmfao  :rofl:

you forgot to add:
Wash(7): Wata you are DEAD, Over.

:lol:

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: adam_stevens on January 09, 2009, 12:34:37 am
Removed.

Razor.


Removed.

Razor.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Marack on January 09, 2009, 02:07:33 am
[AV]Watahell: t/s GET OFFA MA HEAD
[TCL]Twenty: Lol
[Rstar]Shifter: rofl
[AV]Watahell: s*** he is farting on my head
Marack: LOL
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Watahell on January 09, 2009, 04:56:00 am
oh that was wayne spectating me.  :( :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Carbon on January 09, 2009, 09:24:54 am
lol

Fail  :poke:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Seskom on January 10, 2009, 12:16:34 am
Well this happend after Zaibatsu DD what me and Philip made
 :devroll:
BetrayaL:its a killbug
BetrayaL:whos admin?
Jack_Halforf: (11) /admins
[Rstar]MrsS: (23) /admins
[AV]Oll_Montana: (29) /admins
[Z]Seskom: (15) /admins
[AV]NexxtCortez: (3) /admins
[TCL]Twenty: (27) /admins


Btw the funny thing is all messages came on same time
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Philip_McRay on January 10, 2009, 02:00:51 am
Well this happend after Zaibatsu DD what me and Philip made
 :devroll:
BetrayaL:its a killbug
BetrayaL:whos admin?
Jack_Halforf: (11) /admins
[Rstar]MrsS: (23) /admins
[AV]Oll_Montana: (29) /admins
[Z]Seskom: (15) /admins
[AV]NexxtCortez: (3) /admins
[TCL]Twenty: (27) /admins


Btw the funny thing is all messages came on same time
haha i wrote /spamadmin  :eek:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Unmountable on January 11, 2009, 09:06:38 pm
[ESoA]n0x(21), was kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi(11) for false
(21), was kicked by Panda_Araatus(1) for n0x is kicked, 100k
(21), was kicked by [Z]David for /ad abuse
[TCL]Twenty: (9) LOL
(21), was kicked by Maxy_Araatus(13) for DIE DIE DIE DIE
(21), was kicked by Axel_Araatus(20) for LOOOL
(21), was kicked by [AV]Cane(48) for lolwat

Lol  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dex507 on January 12, 2009, 01:39:59 pm
This happened to me today, it is 100% true (if i lie, i die):
I was abused by MalcomSvesson, so i went to investigation with another officer .
He asked me to tell him what happened so i said:

John_Burrows(12) say: I was at LSPD, eating tacos.
John_Burrows(12) say: I waited for my friend...Milos (i maked that up, for better RP, i didn't wait for no one)
[SM]Milos(2) has Joined the Server

And after we where all LOL OMG  wtf...(milos doesnt come often xD)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Malcolm on January 12, 2009, 06:17:39 pm

I was abused by MalcomSvesson

I abused you? I told you to hug ProxanSvensson since you were fighting( :razz:), then you took of running and entered a car and drove away..
= Evading..
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Unmountable on January 12, 2009, 09:10:50 pm
Another one:

Paul_Chamber(16) says: I'm patrolman Cadet Pauk Chamber from ARPD
[TCL]Twenty(1) says: Lol
[SM]Milos(29) says: yeye i am Harry Potter nice to met ya


Lol xD ;)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on January 12, 2009, 09:22:17 pm
[AV]Oll_Montana: (29 When I see Razor loggin in I think his net just restarted o_o



Admin [AV]Wayne(64): Who is Melvin?
Admin Razor_Sicilian(11): Betty
Admin [AV]Wayne(64): And who is Betty?
Admin Razor_Sicilian(11): A guy
Admin [AV]Wayne(64): And who's that guy??
Admin Razor_Sicilian(11): A greedy guy.
Admin [AV]Wayne(64): Who is that greedy guy?
Admin Razor_Sicilian(11): some guy
Admin [AV]Wayne(64): Who is that Some guy?
Admin Razor_Sicilian(11): YOU WAYNE
Admin [AV]Cane(5): LOL

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Bianconeri on January 12, 2009, 11:24:03 pm
[AV]Oll_Montana: (29 When I see Razor loggin in I think his net just restarted o_o



Admin [AV]Wayne(64): Who is Melvin?
Admin Razor_Sicilian(11): Betty
Admin [AV]Wayne(64): And who is Betty?
Admin Razor_Sicilian(11): A guy
Admin [AV]Wayne(64): And who's that guy??
Admin Razor_Sicilian(11): A greedy guy.
Admin [AV]Wayne(64): Who is that greedy guy?
Admin Razor_Sicilian(11): some guy
Admin [AV]Wayne(64): Who is that Some guy?
Admin Razor_Sicilian(11): YOU WAYNE
Admin [AV]Cane(5): LOL



never knew admins can be such useless  :D well i did knew that
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Matthew_Cipricla on January 12, 2009, 11:34:52 pm
never knew admins can be such useless  :D well i did knew that

Ah yes they are so useless right? I just wish they would leave all the cop abusers and hackers on the server so it would be so much funner! I guess admins cant make a joke.....
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Bianconeri on January 13, 2009, 09:48:10 am
Ah yes they are so useless right? I just wish they would leave all the cop abusers and hackers on the server so it would be so much funner! I guess admins cant make a joke.....

haha, you really think i mean that seriously
sarcasm you know it?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Bounce on January 13, 2009, 01:38:08 pm
Funny chatlog from MTA:VC  :lol:

=AV=Bounce : Who the the ManU : Chelsea match ?
=AV=Grzesiek : Arsenal did.
=AV=Bounce : wat.

 :rofl:

Typo fixed. 9r2e5i3k
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Bianconeri on January 13, 2009, 01:52:57 pm
Funny chatlog from MTA:VC  :lol:

=AV=Bounce : Who the the ManU : Chelsea match ?
=AV=Grzsiek : Arsenal did.
=AV=Bounce : wat.

 :rofl:

ehh wrong place? this is SA  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on January 13, 2009, 11:00:59 pm
ehh wrong place? this is SA  :lol:

Ah. Who cares.
Its his age, Bounce is a bit OLD.
He is a granny ..
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dmitry on January 14, 2009, 01:11:17 pm
Funny chatlog from MTA:VC  :lol:

=AV=Bounce : Who the the ManU : Chelsea match ?
=AV=Grzesiek : Arsenal did.
=AV=Bounce : wat.

 :rofl:

Typo fixed. 9r2e5i3k

Fail..
Liverpool won that match.  :trust:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Bounce on January 14, 2009, 02:23:43 pm
HAHAHA, Grzesiek  :lol:
Oops, wrong section, but seriously, who gives a damn ?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: 9r2e5i3k on January 14, 2009, 04:57:53 pm
I wonder if Bounce got it that it was a joke...  :roll:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Niall on January 14, 2009, 05:03:28 pm
Fail..
Liverpool won that match.  :trust:
Fail.
It was a joke.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Cr4ig0 on January 14, 2009, 06:19:05 pm
I dont quite remember names... but they are not too important

hacker(2) has joined the game (ofc nobody knows he's hacking yet)

5 minutes later

hacker(2) was banned for by Admin for: hacking unban at www.argonathrpg.eu/forum

10 minutes later

hacker(25) has joined the game
[LM]Cr4ig0: OMG haxzor and ban evader :(
Admin: id 25 ban evading..?
[LM]Cr4ig0: Yeah
hacker(25) was banned by Admin for: ban evading unban at www.argonathrpg.eu/forum

30 seconds later

Stopbanningme(26) has joined the server
[LM]Cr4ig0: LOL!
Player1: lol
Player2: xD
Stopbanningme(26) was banned by Admin for: NO you are not welcome here!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Philip_McRay on January 14, 2009, 10:31:16 pm
ahahha  :lol: funny one :D

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Pancher on January 15, 2009, 06:12:46 pm
I dont quite remember names... but they are not too important

hacker(2) has joined the game (ofc nobody knows he's hacking yet)

5 minutes later

hacker(2) was banned for by Admin for: hacking unban at www.argonathrpg.eu/forum

10 minutes later

hacker(25) has joined the game
[LM]Cr4ig0: OMG haxzor and ban evader :(
Admin: id 25 ban evading..?
[LM]Cr4ig0: Yeah
hacker(25) was banned by Admin for: ban evading unban at www.argonathrpg.eu/forum

30 seconds later

Stopbanningme(26) has joined the server
[LM]Cr4ig0: LOL!
Player1: lol
Player2: xD
Stopbanningme(26) was banned by Admin for: NO you are not welcome here!

That was me banning my lovely banevader :) and he said he will return :(
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Spikmun on January 17, 2009, 08:58:05 pm
I dont quite remember names... but they are not too important

hacker(2) has joined the game (ofc nobody knows he's hacking yet)

5 minutes later

hacker(2) was banned for by Admin for: hacking unban at www.argonathrpg.eu/forum

10 minutes later

hacker(25) has joined the game
[LM]Cr4ig0: OMG haxzor and ban evader :(
Admin: id 25 ban evading..?
[LM]Cr4ig0: Yeah
hacker(25) was banned by Admin for: ban evading unban at www.argonathrpg.eu/forum

30 seconds later

Stopbanningme(26) has joined the server
[LM]Cr4ig0: LOL!
Player1: lol
Player2: xD
Stopbanningme(26) was banned by Admin for: NO you are not welcome here!

 :rofl: I Remember that, it was like a Couple of Days ago
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Fuzzy on January 17, 2009, 09:31:39 pm
ShaunSforza: (5) Mayday mayday car flipped, need backup, donuts are still inside, Over.
Rofl :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: 9r2e5i3k on January 17, 2009, 09:36:41 pm

***[cb] [WS]Thomas_C(31): pm 18 FAIL
***[cb] [WS]Thomas_C(31): mmm
***[cb] [AV]Grzesiek(29): fail indeed
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Tovenaarke on January 17, 2009, 09:38:43 pm
I dont quite remember names... but they are not too important

hacker(2) has joined the game (ofc nobody knows he's hacking yet)

5 minutes later

hacker(2) was banned for by Admin for: hacking unban at www.argonathrpg.eu/forum

10 minutes later

hacker(25) has joined the game
[LM]Cr4ig0: OMG haxzor and ban evader :(
Admin: id 25 ban evading..?
[LM]Cr4ig0: Yeah
hacker(25) was banned by Admin for: ban evading unban at www.argonathrpg.eu/forum

30 seconds later

Stopbanningme(26) has joined the server
[LM]Cr4ig0: LOL!
Player1: lol
Player2: xD
Stopbanningme(26) was banned by Admin for: NO you are not welcome here!

Haha, had one like that too.... It was 2h in the morning...
I Tempbanned a player...
Did that 2twiece...

Then he logged in with the name "BandDontworkforme" (no type fault, so he spelled it)
Then I banned him 'normal' (perm)
... Never seen him again  :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: pixy on January 19, 2009, 01:15:17 pm
This is what happens when you try to /su someone that is driving away from you, and you yourself is driving and typing the crime at the same time

Jake_Brown(15) was suspected by officer Bart_Schroten(17) for Egnoring police orders

A few seconds later

Jake_Brown(15) was suspected by officer Josh_Page(13) for ignoring polciew

A few seconds later....

Jake_Brown(15) was suspected by officer Josh_Page(13) for ignoring polcie


A few seconds later....

Jake_Brown(15) was suspected by officer Josh_Page(13) for ignoring police


He finally got the spelling right
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jserg on January 19, 2009, 01:33:17 pm

***[cb] [WS]Thomas_C(31): pm 18 FAIL
***[cb] [WS]Thomas_C(31): mmm
***[cb] [AV]Grzesiek(29): fail indeed


Hehe nice one  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Julian on January 20, 2009, 01:14:10 pm
I dont quite remember names... but they are not too important

hacker(2) has joined the game (ofc nobody knows he's hacking yet)

5 minutes later

hacker(2) was banned for by Admin for: hacking unban at www.argonathrpg.eu/forum

10 minutes later

hacker(25) has joined the game
[LM]Cr4ig0: OMG haxzor and ban evader :(
Admin: id 25 ban evading..?
[LM]Cr4ig0: Yeah
hacker(25) was banned by Admin for: ban evading unban at www.argonathrpg.eu/forum

30 seconds later

Stopbanningme(26) has joined the server
[LM]Cr4ig0: LOL!
Player1: lol
Player2: xD
Stopbanningme(26) was banned by Admin for: NO you are not welcome here!
hahaha nice one  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Icarus on January 21, 2009, 02:04:21 am
Daniel_Montana: (7) Dont shoot me please
Daniel_Montana: (7) I'll RP!

Shows us something, huh?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JDC on January 21, 2009, 05:06:34 am
lol yea XD :rofl:

Funny logs keep em coming guys :)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Oliver on January 21, 2009, 08:11:57 am
Daniel_Montana: (7) Dont shoot me please
Daniel_Montana: (7) I'll RP!

Shows us something, huh?
D:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: cumbia_chorra on January 21, 2009, 08:46:10 am
Daniel_Montana: (7) Dont shoot me please
Daniel_Montana: (7) I'll RP!

Shows us something, huh?
LMAO at this
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: 9r2e5i3k on January 21, 2009, 02:50:23 pm
Wash was teaching new players how to get a passport, license, etc...

Wash_Corleone: after the passport you can apply for avds lessons/exam
Jeff_velez: the command /exam is no found
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JDC on January 22, 2009, 10:13:10 am
O.o

lol :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Bianconeri on January 22, 2009, 11:58:01 am
Wash was teaching new players how to get a passport, license, etc...

Wash_Corleone: after the passport you can apply for avds lessons/exam
Jeff_velez: the command /exam is no found

lol, and its AVDS or ZDS lesson/exam
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Altair_Carter on January 22, 2009, 02:37:59 pm
lol, and its AVDS or ZDS lesson/exam
He mean't to anti-advert your ZDS ?  :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Bianconeri on January 22, 2009, 03:07:36 pm
He mean't to anti-advert your ZDS ?  :D

yes  :cry:, thats not fair, if someone asks you for license say: ZDS or AVDS,
even i say AVDS while im from ZDS
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Harald on January 22, 2009, 04:45:18 pm
yes  :cry:, thats not fair, if someone asks you for license say: ZDS or AVDS,
even i say AVDS while im from ZDS
Hope you were ironic... Maybe he's more used to say AVDS than ZDS. I strongly don't think it was to "anti-advert".
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Wash on January 22, 2009, 08:51:58 pm
Wash was teaching new players how to get a passport, license, etc...

Wash_Corleone: after the passport you can apply for avds lessons/exam
Jeff_velez: the command /exam is no found

Yeah.. that guy was another type.. he had another made up command too.. I think it was /passport or something..  :conf:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on January 24, 2009, 01:14:19 am
Sorry to say, but I never say ZDS.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: James_Alterlis on January 24, 2009, 01:59:44 pm
Vladimir_Bellic: (9) where is lspd
JaMeS_Alterlis: (0) Pershing Square
Vladimir_Bellic: (9) where is pershing square new question
JaMeS_Alterlis: (0) Los Santos
Vladimir_Bellic: (9) where is Los Santos
JaMeS_Alterlis: (0) San Andreas
Vladimir_Bellic: (9) where is San andreas
JaMeS_Alterlis: (0) USA

Vladimir_Bellic: (9) where is earth
[TCL]Corey: (19) galaxy
[TCL]Corey: (19) or sum xD ))

I will update pics soon :S

I have too much and no time ...

 :cop:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: D.Smokes on January 26, 2009, 11:27:17 am
wow didnt know that san andreas was in USA, lol
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stof on January 26, 2009, 11:34:46 am
The United States of Argonath, yep lol i like the command /exam is no found rofl
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Oliver on January 26, 2009, 12:54:26 pm
ProxanSvensson: Hi James, first you need a passport
ProxanSvensson: Then a driver licence
James_Cholo(0) was banned by ProxanSvensson(4) for teleport hacks unban argonathrpg.eu
ProxanSvensson: Also you need to turn off hacks

Rewo_Sicilian: (57) when this server comes out instead of RS3
[WS]DarkRaven: (1) 30th of Februar
Rewo_Sicilian: (57) ok

Bill_Guarnere: (37) ok now its stfu i want a admin to punish u for no reason

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Altair_Carter on January 26, 2009, 01:33:45 pm

Rewo_Sicilian: (57) when this server comes out instead of RS3
[WS]DarkRaven: (1) 30th of Februar
Rewo_Sicilian: (57) ok

:rofl: :rofl:
This always makes me funny,people don't remember that there is no 30th of February  :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: D.Smokes on January 26, 2009, 02:13:18 pm
ProxanSvensson: Hi James, first you need a passport
ProxanSvensson: Then a driver licence
James_Cholo(0) was banned by ProxanSvensson(4) for teleport hacks unban argonathrpg.eu
ProxanSvensson: Also you need to turn off hacks

OMG hehe owned xD  :hah:  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Cr4ig0 on January 26, 2009, 10:41:27 pm
Situation: Player in Ammunation wants to buy a weapon

Player: How do i buy a weapon?
[Rstar]MrsS: /buyweapon
Violet_Corleone: /buyweapon shitgun or w/e
Violet_Corleone: oops
Cr4ig0: shitgun? lol
[TCL]Zezima: lol!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: D.Smokes on January 27, 2009, 01:08:31 am
Hib!tch(33), was kicked by [Z]Cane(15) for New name please
Sama_Solonik: (17) Byeb!tch.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Fabio on January 27, 2009, 02:17:29 pm
Situation: Player in Ammunation wants to buy a weapon

Player: How do i buy a weapon?
[Rstar]MrsS: /buyweapon
Violet_Corleone: /buyweapon shitgun or w/e
Violet_Corleone: oops
Cr4ig0: shitgun? lol
[TCL]Zezima: lol!


 :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Cr4ig0 on January 27, 2009, 06:08:48 pm
Flood(0) was Kicked for flooding
[TCL]McCarthy: LOL
[ALS]Janar: LOL
[AV]Otavio: ROFL
Cr4ig0: XD
HubbeStubbe: ROLFMOMG
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Oliver on January 27, 2009, 06:18:43 pm
Flood(0) was Kicked for flooding
[TCL]McCarthy: LOL
[ALS]Janar: LOL
[AV]Otavio: ROFL
Cr4ig0: XD
HubbeStubbe: ROLFMOMG

I wish real life would be like that...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JDC on January 28, 2009, 11:57:26 am
LOL, Jeffrey strikes again :rofl:

*Jeffrey = autokicker
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Whiteman on January 28, 2009, 03:21:07 pm
 :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stof on January 28, 2009, 03:54:47 pm
dont remember names but

Somebody: .buy ATM
Stof:(id) ROFL
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: EliteTerm on January 28, 2009, 07:59:49 pm
Lol, sometimes I put .enter atm lol
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Fabio on January 28, 2009, 09:54:57 pm
Flood(0) was Kicked for flooding
[TCL]McCarthy: LOL
[ALS]Janar: LOL
[AV]Otavio: ROFL
Cr4ig0: XD
HubbeStubbe: ROLFMOMG

Lol, how ironic.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: CBFasi on January 29, 2009, 10:20:35 am
Not exactly chatlog cos my memory is rather poor in details...

Save to say..

Some guy asks for payday on public chat.... and keeps asking...

I do payday of $1 !!

Now the spam from that is amazing!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on January 29, 2009, 11:30:31 am
Not exactly chatlog cos my memory is rather poor in details...

Save to say..

Some guy asks for payday on public chat.... and keeps asking...

I do payday of $1 !!

Now the spam from that is amazing!

Hehe, we will always be rich of that;)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: 9r2e5i3k on January 29, 2009, 11:41:34 am
[AV]Grzesiek: (8) Lol, just noticed my money is $00001336
You received 1 from [TCL]McCarthy(9)
You received a special reward of 1                                            <<< wtf? lol
[TCL]McCarthy: (9) :D
[AV]Grzesiek: (8) now I've got 1338 LOL
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Janar on January 29, 2009, 03:11:14 pm
[AV]Grzesiek: (8) Lol, just noticed my money is $00001336
You received 1 from [TCL]McCarthy(9)
You received a special reward of 1                                            <<< wtf? lol
[TCL]McCarthy: (9) :D
[AV]Grzesiek: (8) now I've got 1338 LOL

LOL haha
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Oliver on January 30, 2009, 08:17:40 am
[AV]Grzesiek: (8) Lol, just noticed my money is $00001336
You received 1 from [TCL]McCarthy(9)
You received a special reward of 1                                            <<< wtf? lol
[TCL]McCarthy: (9) :D
[AV]Grzesiek: (8) now I've got 1338 LOL
Fail XD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JDC on January 30, 2009, 10:54:01 am
The Special Reward thingy comes from Developers and above :P

That's how we got 1,000,000 of testing money before the RS4 Beta phase :B
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Proxan on January 30, 2009, 11:39:45 am
The Special Reward thingy comes from Developers and above :P

That's how we got 1,000,000 of testing money before the RS4 Beta phase :B

That was PAYDAY  :roll:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: cumbia_chorra on January 30, 2009, 12:29:40 pm
[WS]Matut_Kolta: Legend, werent you _Belov?
[Rstar]Legend: Right, i forgot
[WS]Matut_Kolta: lmao

Later he change his name to Ivan_Belov.  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Otavio_Folha on January 30, 2009, 10:26:55 pm
Flood (0) has been kicked for flooding.

Blackfire(43) says: Didn't rs4 have azkaban?
[AV]Otavio(37) says: Are you sure that you wanted to play GTA?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: 9r2e5i3k on January 31, 2009, 01:20:34 am
Violet_Corleone: (36) omg wtf ID 18 is a Rstar wearing AV tag :s
[AV]Traser: (18) Violet there isn`t a Id 18
Violet_Corleone: (36) ID 18 = Razor?
[AV]Traser: (18) there isn`t a id 18
...
[AV]Traser: (18) omg i am 18 xD!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Wash on January 31, 2009, 04:27:07 am
Violet_Corleone: (36) omg wtf ID 18 is a Rstar wearing AV tag :s
[AV]Traser: (18) Violet there isn`t a Id 18
Violet_Corleone: (36) ID 18 = Razor?
[AV]Traser: (18) there isn`t a id 18
...
[AV]Traser: (18) omg i am 18 xD!

idiocy, it is a common disease :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: bamf on February 01, 2009, 01:47:29 am
Violet_Corleone: (36) omg wtf ID 18 is a Rstar wearing AV tag :s
[AV]Traser: (18) Violet there isn`t a Id 18
Violet_Corleone: (36) ID 18 = Razor?
[AV]Traser: (18) there isn`t a id 18
...
[AV]Traser: (18) omg i am 18 xD!
Hahaha  :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Janar on February 01, 2009, 01:16:27 pm
I looked on my screenshots, found something fun too.

Sama_Corleone:(35) Do i smell sarcasm?
Dmitry_Rosen: Dunno, i smell shit
Bounce: (33) No,it's my grandma's meat pie
Sama_Corleone: (35) Then don't shit in your pants

Fun admin announces:
4151651615615615
#ERROR
After these, lot of spam...
And then:
WITHNESS ADMIN ABUSE OF /ANNOUNCE
#DEBUG
Some time later...

[radio] hey, I haven't
talked to you in...
9 months?
] baby crying]


Again_The_Evader(34) has joined the game
Again_The_Evader: (34) /me waits
Again_The_Evader was banned by [AV]FlameMan(18) for and FlameMan again

***[cb] [Z]Specter(5): janar?
***[cb] [Z]Specter(5): coming?
***[cb] [ALS]Janar(15): I See you guys
***[cb] [Z]Specter(5): bye
***[cb] [ALS]Janar(15): lol
***[cb] [Z]Specter(5): xD
***[cb] [ALS]Janar(15): i see you*

lol!

GiacJr: (15) I prefer to leave a present in this christmas season
Sonny_Costrelli: (36) santa wouldn't like that present
GiacJr: (15) if you know what i mean
GiacJr: (15) no my mum would not
GiacJr: (15) i mean santa

Moe_Doe(16): Purple Rain LV Stip 10-4, Over

[TCL]Twenty: (13) Charlie, come outside xD
Charlie_Cortez: (15) get inside :D
[TCL]Twenty: (13) No, Have to PM you

[AV]NexxtCortez: (43) Sorry Ghost
[AV]NexxtCortez: (43) For reporting you for TP hacks
[AV]NexxtCortez: (43) Wrong ID :D
[Rstar]Husky: (46) Ghost just tried to bam himself for that
[ALS]Janar: (23) LOL

michael_jackson(11) was banned by [AVt]Wayne(8) for Stop raping kids (( weapon hacks ))

Zvonko_Ferrari(25) was warned by [Rstar]MrsS(9) for catkilling

[RC]Operator: (18) where the faq my trailer went?
GiacJr: (25) i ate it

Gimli: (43) SAAT = special admins and tactics

[Rstar]Jcstodds(51) says: (( all police I call officer
[Rstar]Jcstodds(51) says: (( I call CBF cadet
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: blinker on February 01, 2009, 01:37:15 pm

Quote
michael_jackson(11) was banned by [AVt]Wayne(8) for Stop raping kids (( weapon hacks ))

 :lol: wow haha
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Dmitry on February 01, 2009, 02:49:08 pm
Sama_Corleone:(35) Do i smell sarcasm?
Dmitry_Rosen: Dunno, i smell shit
Bounce: (33) No,it's my grandma's meat pie
Sama_Corleone: (35) Then don't shit in your pants
I remember that   :lol:
And this is my first time in funny chatlogs!  :hurray:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Seskom on February 01, 2009, 03:18:26 pm
Advertisement: selling sharphish for 5k, Contact: snowman Ph: ****
[R*]Sharphis: lool!
[R*]Sharphis: Selling?
snowman: yes
[R*]Sharphis: :(



Sharphis for sale, who wants one  ... ???

Good old days,Sharphis was online every day and rped :P,so was aragorn gandalf and others

(( im the Snowman))
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Cr4ig0 on February 01, 2009, 11:23:05 pm
Vago_maLagoz(33), was kicked by [AV]Wayne(30) for You fly very well, unban at argonathrpg.eu
[AV]Nexxt_Izumi: (24) kick? XD
Capt_Longstreet: (4) LOL
Ben_Jizz: (3) kick lol
Rahul_Obhrai: (32) kick?
Capt_Longstreet: (4) wayne Fails
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Ben_Jizz on February 01, 2009, 11:53:10 pm
 hahahahahaaahahahha
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Iceboy on February 02, 2009, 12:06:01 am
Lmao Wayne.. Nice one.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: DHR.Mike on February 02, 2009, 03:55:02 am
this happed when i was a sus

unknown = that i cant remember the name

DHRmike_Solonik: am i the only suspect left ???
Unknown: yea whe Owned them all  

Few min Later

DHRmike_Solonik: lol cops did not own me a building did
Chase_gregor: /me gives good Citizenchip awayd to the Building
Hank_rafferty: lol mike
Jonty_Barzini: omg Hank loled

its wat pretty funny when it happend  :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JDC on February 02, 2009, 08:58:31 am
Hank_rafferty: lol mike
Jonty_Barzini: omg Hank loled

Is Hank THAT serious? :o

:rofl: @ Wayne
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on February 02, 2009, 10:17:30 am
Is Hank THAT serious? :o

No, he isn't that serious lol :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: TruthSvensson on February 02, 2009, 07:08:57 pm
I gave the same reaction when Fernando talked at main chat :P.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Traser on February 04, 2009, 10:16:27 pm
[AV]Traser: XD Teleport me to lsap
[AV]Inkognito: How?
[AV]Inkognito: ;o?
[AV]Inkognito: I m not god.
[AV]Traser: You teleport to lsap, and then me
[AV]Inkognito: I'm just Magician
[AV]Traser: XD

It was funny then  :lol:

A Cilivian was Standing on a Cop car, when Albanian Sniper said:
Albanian_sniper: Sir if u dont get off, Ill smack you off

 :conf:




Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: 9r2e5i3k on February 04, 2009, 10:24:11 pm
The script saved a player from being shot by cops!

Pink_Velvet(18) says: you have 10 seconds to surrender
Pink_Velvet(18) says: 9
Pink_Velvet(18) says: 8
Pink_Velvet(18) says: 7
[Rstar]Ghost(5) says: Last warning
Pink_Velvet(18) says: 4
Pink_Velvet(18) says: 3
Pink_Velvet(18) says: 2
Pink_Velvet(18) says: 1
Pink_Velvet (18) has been kicked for flooding.

***

Antoni_Borruzi: (25) well can i get a phone from a sexshop?
[WS]Smey: (56) A vibrating phone yes
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Skullman92 on February 04, 2009, 10:29:02 pm
Admin [AV]Traser_Cems(40): Admins can't be more then 5 mins afk?
Admin Jaaskaa_Kolta(43): Indeed
Admin [AV]Traser_Cems(40): i can't jerk in 5 mins :(
Admin Jaaskaa_Kolta(43): XD
Admin Luigi_Corleone Omg..
Admin [AV]Traser_Cems(40): XD

couple of minutes later..

Admin [AV]Traser_Cems(40): g2g bye !!

(( Guess what he went to do.... ))

Mario_Rinarri:(1) Luigi... Don't forget that freecops are animals, too
[ALS]Mawi:(30) lol
[AV]Oliver:(10) D:
Luigi_Corleone:(20) I wont forget that
[ALS]_Andriuha: lol
[Rstar]Husky: (14) lol!!!
[WS]Winters: (29) LOL



Luigi_Corleone and [AV]Taichi are cruising around in Luigi's car later they arived at LV Stadium and enterd an other car.

[AV]Taichi(55) Says: And your car?
Luigi_Corleone(64) Says: Fuck it.
[AV]Taichi(55) Says: okay.
[AV]Taichi(55) fucks the car
[AV]Taichi(55) shouts: uhhhh Yeah!!
[AV]Taichi(55) shouts: more!!
[AV]Taichi(55) shouts: more!!
[AV]Taichi(55) shouts: Show me your PS!!!!!!!!



Admin GiacJr(31): ID 2 is speedhacking
Admin [Rstar]Pancher:(2) no id 2 o_O
Admin GiacJr(31): hahahaha


Luigi_Corleone(14)You were banned by komodoros(45) for weapons hacks - argonathrpg.eu
Luigi_Corleone(14)You were banned by komodoros(45) for weapons hacks - argonathrpg.eu

after i got unbanned

Admin Komodoros(45): Luigi i'm sorry for banning you.. that was a mistake..
Admin Gandalf(5): Luigi did you drop those hax? :P
Admin Razor_Sicilian(25): haha



Your mobile is ringing type (/Pickup) callerID: Marcus_McEast
Luigi_Corleone picks up his mobile.
Marcus_McEast says(phone): Hello, this is urban Jowl from 'cooking service AB'.
Marcus_Mc east says(Phone):Why did you call me?
Luigi_Corleone says(Phone): Pardon me?
Luigi_Corleone says(Phone):I Called you?
Luigi_Corleone says(Phone):When did i call you then sir?
Admin [AV]Traser_Cems(40): Admins can't be more then 5 mins afk?
Admin Jaaskaa_Kolta(43): Indeed
Admin [AV]Traser_Cems(40): i can't jerk in 5 mins :(
Admin Jaaskaa_Kolta(43): XD
Admin Luigi_Corleone Omg..
Admin [AV]Traser_Cems(40): XD

couple of minutes later..

Admin [AV]Traser_Cems(40): g2g bye !!

(( Guess what he went to do.... ))

Mario_Rinarri:(1) Luigi... Don't forget that freecops are animals, too
[ALS]Mawi:(30) lol
[AV]Oliver:(10) D:
Luigi_Corleone:(20) I wont forget that
[ALS]_Andriuha: lol
[Rstar]Husky: (14) lol!!!
[WS]Winters: (29) LOL



Luigi_Corleone and [AV]Taichi are cruising around in Luigi's car later they arived at LV Stadium and enterd an other car.

[AV]Taichi(55) Says: And your car?
Luigi_Corleone(64) Says: Fuck it.
[AV]Taichi(55) Says: okay.
[AV]Taichi(55) fucks the car
[AV]Taichi(55) shouts: uhhhh Yeah!!
[AV]Taichi(55) shouts: more!!
[AV]Taichi(55) shouts: more!!
[AV]Taichi(55) shouts: Show me your PS!!!!!!!!



Admin GiacJr(31): ID 2 is speedhacking
Admin [Rstar]Pancher:(2) no id 2 o_O
Admin GiacJr(31): hahahaha


Luigi_Corleone(14)You were banned by komodoros(45) for weapons hacks - argonathrpg.eu
Luigi_Corleone(14)You were banned by komodoros(45) for weapons hacks - argonathrpg.eu

after i got unbanned

Admin Komodoros(45): Luigi i'm sorry for banning you.. that was a mistake..
Admin Gandalf(5): Luigi did you drop those hax? :P
Admin Razor_Sicilian(25): haha



Your mobile is ringing type (/Pickup) callerID: Marcus_McEast
Luigi_Corleone picks up his mobile.
Marcus_McEast says(phone): Hello, this is urban Jowl from 'cooking service AB'.
Marcus_McEast says(Phone):Why did you call me?
Luigi_Corleone says(Phone): Pardon me?
Luigi_Corleone says(Phone):I Called you?
Luigi_Corleone says(Phone):When did i call you then sir?
Marcus_McEast says(Phone):Yes, how the hell you think we're on the same line then?
Marcus_McEast says(Phone):You think i called YOU?
Luigi_Corleone says(Phone):Yes i do think that
Luigi_Corleone says(Phone): Or are you thinking i just called you?
Luigi_Corleone says(Phone): So you called me back?
Marcus_McEast says(phone):So, you do think that? That's a typical mistake.
Luigi_Corleone says(Phone): So we are calling eachother now then?[/color]

After that, marcus hung up..



GiacJr(20) was suspected...
Team PM from GiacJr(20): 9 how abouts a brike?



Admin [AV]Tai(6): Olari is michael Jackson?



You reported Angel_Hurner(ID:30) to admins for Being a fucking retarded asshoole!
Angel_Hurner(30, was kicked by [Rstar]Che(28) for for being a fucking retarded asshoole!p



That was my first and probably my last post in this section :P It took me way to much time :S
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: EliteTerm on February 05, 2009, 04:27:11 am
LOL Luigi!!!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: DHR.Mike on February 05, 2009, 07:32:34 am
today when i was bored on argonath not many people online like 5 or somthing

DHRmike_Solonik(2) puls down Tai his pants and underpants
DHRmike_Solonik(2) Shouts: Haha look at his little weenie !!
[AV]Tai_izumi(3) Plays with is little willie
lol  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Abraham on February 05, 2009, 07:48:22 am
Who's "Che" ? D:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Oliver on February 05, 2009, 07:53:02 am
Who's "Che" ? D:
Anto on beta.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: David_Omid on February 05, 2009, 08:29:08 am
And also on main server...rarely
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: 9r2e5i3k on February 08, 2009, 09:18:48 pm
Pancher the typomaster

[Rstar]Pancher: (16) Ciao, gusy
[Rstar]Pancher: (16) Guys* and grils :)
[AV]Inkognito: (43) Lol
[WS]Thomas_C: (27) guys and grills?
Protectron: (14) grills? D:
[WS]Wolfe: (24) grils ?
[Rstar]Pancher: (16) my slang for Firls ;)
Protectron: (14) Firls!
[AV]Grzesiek: (26) Lol. Frils?
[Rstar]Pancher: (16) Girls*
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on February 08, 2009, 10:14:41 pm
Pancher the typomaster

[Rstar]Pancher: (16) Ciao, gusy
[Rstar]Pancher: (16) Guys* and grils :)
[AV]Inkognito: (43) Lol
[WS]Thomas_C: (27) guys and grills?
Protectron: (14) grills? D:
[WS]Wolfe: (24) grils ?
[Rstar]Pancher: (16) my slang for Firls ;)
Protectron: (24) Firls!
[AV]Grzesiek: (26) Lol. Frils?
[Rstar]Pancher: (16) Girls*

Haxx!
Prectectron changed from ID 14 to 24 XD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Niall on February 08, 2009, 10:16:20 pm
We were talking in CB radio about our ages in real life when Felix comes out with this.

...
Zaila_Stracci: little to young to play this game then? :P
Felix_Montana: i'm a 47 year old virgin that cums to pixelated nightelfs


Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Brains on February 08, 2009, 10:58:04 pm
Lol Luigi and Niall :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: 9r2e5i3k on February 09, 2009, 12:04:31 am
Haxx!
Prectectron changed from ID 14 to 24 XD

It's called 'typo'. Note that I don't paste screenshots, only rewrite them by hand.

EDIT: Now I know why I've made the typo with the ID... Pancher's typo'ing power is so strong, it affected me when I was rewriting the log!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on February 09, 2009, 06:55:39 am
It's called 'typo'. Note that I don't paste screenshots, only rewrite them by hand.

EDIT: Now I know why I've made the typo with the ID... Pancher's typo'ing power is so strong, it affected me when I was rewriting the log!

Though so ;P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: MarioRinarri on February 14, 2009, 11:05:21 am
Mario_Rinarri:(1) Luigi... Don't forget that freecops are animals, too
[ALS]Mawi:(30) lol
[AV]Oliver:(10) D:
Luigi_Corleone:(20) I wont forget that
[ALS]_Andriuha: lol
[Rstar]Husky: (14) lol!!!
[WS]Winters: (29) LOL
It isn't funny!
Greenpeace will continue defending them no matter what!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Pancher on February 14, 2009, 12:01:23 pm
It's called 'typo'. Note that I don't paste screenshots, only rewrite them by hand.

EDIT: Now I know why I've made the typo with the ID... Pancher's typo'ing power is so strong, it affected me when I was rewriting the log!

 ;)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Traser on February 14, 2009, 12:16:39 pm
Malcolm pulled me over, this it what happend.

MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :SAPD : Pull over!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :Step out of the car!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :SAPD : Go to the wal and face it!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :Closer!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :Closer!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :Now Dance!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :DANCE!

I danced, and Malcolm Drove away..  :roll:


[AV]MrMe pulled me over, he stood next to the car and got in, this is what happend

[AV]MrMe(12) touches Traser
[AV]Traser(39) says : Broem Broem
[AV]MrMe(12) takes carkeys
[AV]MrMe(12) locks doors
[AV]MrMe(12) tickles traser
[AV]Traser(39) laughs
[AV]Traser(39) says : Hahahah!
[AV]MrMe(12) says : Who`s your daddy
[AV]Traser(39) says : What`s up officer?
[AV]MrMe(12) says : pants of
[AV]MrMe(12) says : Now!
[AV]Traser(39) takes pants of
[AV]MrMe(12) pluggs trasers butt
[AV]MrMe(12) oooh!
[AV]Traser(39) gets buttplugged
[AV]Traser(39) shouts : AAAH!
[AV]Traser(39) takes photo`s


then MrMe ran away  :roll:

Lol  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Pancher on February 14, 2009, 12:29:51 pm
Malcolm pulled me over, this it what happend.

MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :SAPD : Pull over!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :Step out of the car!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :SAPD : Go to the wal and face it!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :Closer!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :Closer!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :Now Dance!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :DANCE!

I danced, and Malcolm Drove away..  :roll:


[AV]MrMe pulled me over, he stood next to the car and got in, this is what happend

[AV]MrMe(12) touches Traser
[AV]Traser(39) says : Broem Broem
[AV]MrMe(12) takes carkeys
[AV]MrMe(12) locks doors
[AV]MrMe(12) tickles traser
[AV]Traser(39) laughs
[AV]Traser(39) says : Hahahah!
[AV]MrMe(12) says : Who`s your daddy
[AV]Traser(39) says : What`s up officer?
[AV]MrMe(12) says : pants of
[AV]MrMe(12) says : Now!
[AV]Traser(39) takes pants of
[AV]MrMe(12) pluggs trasers butt
[AV]MrMe(12) oooh!
[AV]Traser(39) gets buttplugged
[AV]Traser(39) shouts : AAAH!
[AV]Traser(39) takes photo`s


then MrMe ran away  :roll:

Lol  :rofl:


Am i supposed to see this?  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Altair_Carter on February 14, 2009, 04:12:30 pm
When i pulled over someguy.....


[WS]DarkRaven says: Greetings sir, turn your engine off.
*Some guy gets next to me*
Deangelo_Ramos: Hey Officer! You know what?
[WS]DarkRaven says: What's wrong?
Deangelo_Ramos: I had a great Goat sex 10 minutes ago! YAY!
(Dunno what to say,so i just said):
[WS]DarkRaven: Good, my son! Now go away!
Deangelo_Ramos drives away for more goat sex


Happened JUST right now,i was lmaoing and "/facepalm-like" at the same time behind the monitor....

CoDaRe(37): f**kyou!
/report 37 Flaming
[WS]DarkRaven was warned by CBFasi for please stop flaming others!
[WS]DarkRaven: WTF?
[Rstar]CBFasi: damn typo!
[WS]DarkRaven was warned by CBFasi for stop doing stupid mistakes
[Rstar]CBFasi: typos,ffs.....
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on February 14, 2009, 04:39:51 pm
James_Hunter(12): Unit 27, Unit 13 - Report to Unity Station for emergency briefing, Over.
[AV]Bianconeri(13): 10-4, Over.
[AV]GHunter(27): 10-4, Over.
* after few seconds *
James_Hunter(12): No no no! Not with a suspect, Unit 27!!, Over.
James_Hunter(12): (( LOL )), Over.
[AV]FlameMan(4): [[ hahahahhahahahha :D ]], Over.
[AV]GHunter(27): [ he gave me a ride... ], Over.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: pixy on February 14, 2009, 05:32:14 pm
Malcolm pulled me over, this it what happend.

MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :SAPD : Pull over!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :Step out of the car!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :SAPD : Go to the wal and face it!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :Closer!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :Closer!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :Now Dance!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :DANCE!

I danced, and Malcolm Drove away..  :roll:

I love these kind of cops  :D  :rofl:  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Julian on February 14, 2009, 06:00:17 pm



[AV]MrMe pulled me over, he stood next to the car and got in, this is what happend


[AV]MrMe(12) tickles traser
[AV]Traser(39) laughs
[AV]Traser(39) says : Hahahah!
[AV]MrMe(12) says : Who`s your daddy
[AV]Traser(39) says : What`s up officer?
[AV]MrMe(12) says : pants of
[AV]MrMe(12) says : Now!
[AV]Traser(39) takes pants of
[AV]MrMe(12) pluggs trasers butt
[AV]MrMe(12) oooh!
[AV]Traser(39) gets buttplugged
[AV]Traser(39) shouts : AAAH!
[AV]Traser(39) takes photo`s [/glow]


then MrMe ran away  :roll:

Lol  :rofl:

I took a pic of when he tickled you when I drove by  :lol:

(http://i39.tinypic.com/bgpyfs.png)

:P (Tell me if you want me to remove it)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Janar on February 14, 2009, 10:14:05 pm
James_Hunter(12): Unit 27, Unit 13 - Report to Unity Station for emergency briefing, Over.
[AV]Bianconeri(13): 10-4, Over.
[AV]GHunter(27): 10-4, Over.
* after few seconds *
James_Hunter(12): No no no! Not with a suspect, Unit 27!!, Over.
James_Hunter(12): (( LOL )), Over.
[AV]FlameMan(4): [[ hahahahhahahahha :D ]], Over.
[AV]GHunter(27): [ he gave me a ride... ], Over.


LOL, so fun!
haha! :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stof on February 14, 2009, 11:36:52 pm
When i pulled over someguy.....


[WS]DarkRaven says: Greetings sir, turn your engine off.
*Some guy gets next to me*
Raengelo_Diaz: Hey Officer! You know what?
[WS]DarkRaven says: What's wrong?
Raengelo_Diaz: I had a great Goat sex 10 minutes ago! YAY!
(Dunno what to say,so i just said):
[WS]DarkRaven: Good, my son! Now go away!
Raengelo_Diaz drives away for more goat sex

HAHAHAA this is me and its Deangelo_Ramos...that was pretty random thinking back to it :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Malcolm on February 15, 2009, 12:06:10 am
Am i supposed to see this?  :lol:
No, you weren't, just ignore it  :razz:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Oliver on February 15, 2009, 12:36:38 am
Player [AV]Matthew(61) Car Health = 6552/100

PM from Leon_Mokom(55): lol james is "shaking the hose"

[GSF]Joey(56) was suspected by officer Antonio_Puchinis(19) for rided on policeman

nikola_djurik: PUSOAFKEOFARGA:RGAORGA;FGAORG;OAROGA;FGOA;RGO;AROG;;A:FAOGJAOGROAMGODAFMGOARGMADFOGA:RBOAROGAKMOGMAOR;GAF:G
This is an international server, please use English in chat.

[AV]Traser(26) takes some weed and smokes it
[AV]Traser used some heroin,better lay off the drugs

[Rstar]Pancher(18) sues radio

[WS]Winters(7) sees a nigga'
[WS]Winters(7) rolls window down
[WS]Winters(7) spits in nigga's face

[Rstar]Jcstodds(9) says: Unfortunately, many freecops are the cause of a massive inbreeding experiment in the 80s
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: TruthSvensson on February 15, 2009, 01:19:56 am
[WS]Winters(7) sees a nigga'
[WS]Winters(7) rolls window down
[WS]Winters(7) spits in nigga's face

Racist FBI on da street, yo'. :weed:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Seskom on February 15, 2009, 01:59:40 am
Player [AV]Matthew(61) Car Health = 6552/100

PM from Leon_Mokom(55): lol james is "shaking the hose"

[GSF]Joey(56) was suspected by officer Antonio_Puchinis(19) for rided on policeman

nikola_djurik: PUSOAFKEOFARGA:RGAORGA;FGAORG;OAROGA;FGOA;RGO;AROG;;A:FAOGJAOGROAMGODAFMGOARGMADFOGA:RBOAROGAKMOGMAOR;GAF:G
This is an international server, please use English in chat.

[AV]Traser(26) takes some weed and smokes it
[AV]Traser used some heroin,better lay off the drugs

[Rstar]Pancher(18) sues radio

[WS]Winters(7) sees a nigga'
[WS]Winters(7) rolls window down
[WS]Winters(7) spits in nigga's face

[Rstar]Jcstodds(9) says: Unfortunately, many freecops are the cause of a massive inbreeding experiment in the 80s

I already told Traser that heroin is Insected by needle not smoked but he dosent get it i guess, hes rping its a cuban sigar
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Bianconeri on February 15, 2009, 08:08:33 am
James_Hunter(12): Unit 27, Unit 13 - Report to Unity Station for emergency briefing, Over.
[AV]Bianconeri(13): 10-4, Over.
[AV]GHunter(27): 10-4, Over.
* after few seconds *
James_Hunter(12): No no no! Not with a suspect, Unit 27!!, Over.
James_Hunter(12): (( LOL )), Over.
[AV]FlameMan(4): [[ hahahahhahahahha :D ]], Over.
[AV]GHunter(27): [ he gave me a ride... ], Over.



as u see i was online(see james calling unit 13, which is me if you look down)

i was laughing on this one, it really was a good one  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Mister_Me on February 15, 2009, 10:41:44 am



[AV]MrMe pulled me over, he stood next to the car and got in, this is what happend

[AV]MrMe(12) touches Traser
[AV]Traser(39) says : Broem Broem
[AV]MrMe(12) takes carkeys
[AV]MrMe(12) locks doors
[AV]MrMe(12) tickles traser
[AV]Traser(39) laughs
[AV]Traser(39) says : Hahahah!
[AV]MrMe(12) says : Who`s your daddy
[AV]Traser(39) says : What`s up officer?
[AV]MrMe(12) says : pants of
[AV]MrMe(12) says : Now!
[AV]Traser(39) takes pants of
[AV]MrMe(12) pluggs trasers butt
[AV]MrMe(12) oooh!
[AV]Traser(39) gets buttplugged
[AV]Traser(39) shouts : AAAH!
[AV]Traser(39) takes photo`s


then MrMe ran away  :roll:

Lol  :rofl:


 :redface:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: David_Omid on February 15, 2009, 01:49:06 pm
I was digging through my very old collection of chatlogs and found this:

Panda_Araatus(ID:6) was reported by Haldir(ID:20) for dying after I sniped him  


Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Winters on February 15, 2009, 01:53:22 pm
Oliver, You forgot to mention that after i said that, It was a joke. Not a really big thing i guess..
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: 9r2e5i3k on February 15, 2009, 01:55:50 pm
MuminSvensson(22): U27, are you eating Donuts again ?, Over.
Frank_Brown(27): None of your business, Over.
Frank_Brown(27): *eating sounds*, Over.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Janar on February 15, 2009, 02:16:39 pm
I was digging through my very old collection of chatlogs and found this:

Panda_Araatus(ID:6) was reported by Haldir(ID:20) for dying after I sniped him  




Lol!  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Traser on February 15, 2009, 03:06:36 pm
MuminSvensson(22): U27, are you eating Donuts again ?, Over.
Frank_Brown(27): None of your business, Over.
Frank_Brown(27): *eating sounds*, Over.

Lol.. XD!!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Oliver on February 15, 2009, 03:58:37 pm
MuminSvensson(22): U27, are you eating Donuts again ?, Over.
Frank_Brown(27): None of your business, Over.
Frank_Brown(27): *eating sounds*, Over.

I was eating a human brain...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Wash on February 15, 2009, 04:29:09 pm
Uncle_Melker: (23) I woke up this morning, with a big fat cock in my mouth.

lol.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Fabio on February 15, 2009, 06:17:05 pm
Uncle_Melker: (23) I woke up this morning, with a big fat cock in my mouth.

lol.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Altair_Carter on February 15, 2009, 06:34:31 pm
Uncle_Melker: (23) I woke up this morning, with a big fat cock in my mouth.

lol.
It was Lustiggkure too :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Lustigkurre on February 15, 2009, 09:40:24 pm
 :redface:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Mangus on February 16, 2009, 09:06:19 pm
Freecop: Hi Stracci!
Me: How do you know my name?
Freecop: It's above your head, lol


Probably seen alot  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Watahell on February 17, 2009, 04:02:46 am
I don't remember the name of the cop.

Player: Hey wata, are you coming?
[AV]Watahell: Negative.
[AV]Watahell: Negative.
[AV]Watahell: Hostage Down.
[AV]Watahell: Hostage Down.

Suspected for "bad CT". :rofl:.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jaaskaa on February 18, 2009, 05:40:33 am
Jaaskaa_Kolta : uranus is not that bad
Lite : Yes it is, its hairy
[GSF]Killar : Oh thank you
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Marting_Riggs on February 18, 2009, 08:11:50 am
Jaaskaa_Kolta : uranus is not that bad
Lite : Yes it is, its hairy
[GSF]Killar : Oh thank you

LOL I rember this happened a few hours ago
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: David_Omid on February 20, 2009, 03:29:46 am
Crime of [AV]TraserSalva(32): Assault on police with toy guns


Indica: (26) If everyone in the world just smoked some herb, we'd all get along

Crime of Gimli(20): porsuiting me, ((and being a bot)


GiacJr: .a if i hear one more word of horses dick in this chat I'm shooting myself



Lavamike banned a guy called Jesus for car floating hacks

Admin MrEcks(14): That wasn't hacks!!! That was Jesus damnit!

Admin [WS]Lavamike(16): Oh

Admin [WS]Lavamike(16): Well

Admin [WS]Lavamike(16): Jesus has to make an unban request

Admin MrEcks(14): Lava you are just like the Romans, but give him three days and he will arise with a ban evade

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: SeanC on February 20, 2009, 05:33:34 am
lol  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JDC on February 20, 2009, 09:21:05 am
GiacJr: .a if i hear one more word of horses dick in this chat I'm shooting myself

*Cough* I didnt do anything *Cough* :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: EliteTerm on February 20, 2009, 09:30:31 am
Hahaha @ the above post.


I was scrolling thru some samp pictures and I saw several cops surrounding a corleone and this is what one of the cops said:

Trobby888(12) says: sup, surrender
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stof on February 20, 2009, 11:01:01 am
hahahhaa nice here's a cop one

[Rstar]Jcstodds Shouts through megaphone: Surrender Mexican dude!!
[Rstar]Jcstodds Shouts through megaphone: We Have Taco's
*Stof pulls over*
Stof says: What kind of Tacos?

/gu  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Thomas 'Leroy' Crof on February 20, 2009, 01:13:53 pm
I was on duty, and Zesse was criminal.

He tried to drive away, and he almost made it:
Zesse: (33) Success!!
His car blew cause I shot it and he came around the corner:
Zesse: (33) FAIL!!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jserg on February 20, 2009, 01:35:17 pm
hahahhaa nice here's a cop one

[Rstar]Jcstodds Shouts through megaphone: Surrender Mexican dude!!
[Rstar]Jcstodds Shouts through megaphone: We Have Taco's
*Stof pulls over*
Stof says: What kind of Tacos?

/gu  :lol:
Hahaha nice one
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Reckless on February 21, 2009, 01:40:33 am
Funny joke about Arizona and Maine.
(http://i42.tinypic.com/1038mma.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Julian on February 22, 2009, 09:28:13 pm
hahahhaa nice here's a cop one

[Rstar]Jcstodds Shouts through megaphone: Surrender Mexican dude!!
[Rstar]Jcstodds Shouts through megaphone: We Have Taco's
*Stof pulls over*
Stof says: What kind of Tacos?

/gu  :lol:
Haha that made me laugh for 5 minutes xD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Andre93 on February 22, 2009, 09:46:28 pm
hahahhaa nice here's a cop one

[Rstar]Jcstodds Shouts through megaphone: Surrender Mexican dude!!
[Rstar]Jcstodds Shouts through megaphone: We Have Taco's
*Stof pulls over*
Stof says: What kind of Tacos?

/gu  :lol:

well thats Jc'  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Custom on February 23, 2009, 09:35:08 pm
First time I get that ? :conf:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Squeak on February 23, 2009, 10:15:11 pm
First time I get that ? :conf:
It's an old script, I hate it too.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Bianconeri on February 23, 2009, 11:06:14 pm
 :rofl: @ custom
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: SeanC on February 24, 2009, 06:13:17 am
lol Custom but well.I always got that too..
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Bilbo on February 25, 2009, 06:34:26 pm
[AV]IcyAero(54) has been suspected by [AVt]McCarthy for lol fail
[AV]IcyAero says(54): OMG
[AVt]McCarthy(53): OOPS
[AVt]McCarthy(53): It was meant to be /pm
[AVt]McCarthy(53): Wrong command
[AV]IcyAero says(54): MY CRIME
*lots of LOL's and OMG's and such in main chat*
*short time later, Blanc_Federico(7) arrives as FBI*
Blanc_Federico(7) shouts: STOP YOU FAIL
[AV]IcyAero(54) is no longer suspected
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Fuzzy on February 25, 2009, 06:38:11 pm
That was epic fail :(
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: SeanC on February 26, 2009, 05:17:39 pm
LOL PHAIL!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Abraham on February 26, 2009, 06:12:48 pm
Lavamike banned a guy called Jesus for car floating hacks

Admin MrEcks(14): That wasn't hacks!!! That was Jesus damnit!

Admin [WS]Lavamike(16): Oh

Admin [WS]Lavamike(16): Well

Admin [WS]Lavamike(16): Jesus has to make an unban request

Admin MrEcks(14): Lava you are just like the Romans, but give him three days and he will arise with a ban evade

Epic win :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: pixy on February 27, 2009, 06:25:20 pm
i was like  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl: at the Jesus one
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Marting_Riggs on March 01, 2009, 09:47:50 am
lol i was laughing so hard at that 1 i could not breathe i had to /q to stop reading it over and over
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Harald on March 02, 2009, 03:56:13 pm
lol i was laughing so hard at that 1 i could not breathe i had to /q to stop reading it over and over
Oooooooooooookaay............. Although, what does the game have to do with this? :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Julian on March 05, 2009, 03:44:38 pm
Cailiz_Cruz: 7HAIL
Julian_Johnson: 7FAIL

some mins later..

Cailiz_Cruz: 7heydude
Julian_Johnson: 7fail, dude


 :razz:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Freedom on March 05, 2009, 05:19:58 pm
It isn't that fun if you post your own logs...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Davey_Rose on March 05, 2009, 06:16:20 pm
Old Log:

ADVERTISEMENT: Breaking News: Ruthless Mobster last seen in San Fierro, contact Tommy_Corleone(15)Tonia_Navarra(25): Why did you call me a mobster?
Tonia_Navarra(25) is at: Calton Heights, San Fierro
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Julian on March 05, 2009, 06:24:52 pm
Lol, just posted it cause I thought it was fun..  -.-
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Onyx on March 05, 2009, 06:29:05 pm
[AV]Traser: (11)muwahaha, no cops after me
Cailiz_Cruz: (1)Lol:D
[AV]Linux_A: (10)we will rape Seskom first
[AV]Traser: (11)ok
[GSF]Onyx: (6)xD^^^
[AV]Seskom: (5)dream on
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Seskom on March 05, 2009, 06:32:41 pm
[AV]Traser: (11)muwahaha, no cops after me
Cailiz_Cruz: (1)Lol:D
[AV]Linux_A: (10)we will rape Seskom first
[AV]Traser: (11)ok
[GSF]Onyx: (6)xD^^^
[AV]Seskom: (5)dream on

O well they didint get me! I crashed later and then i went to eat.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stof on March 06, 2009, 01:04:41 am
grrrr so angry D: i see all these convos and actually start to miss the chats in argonath lol i lmao'd at the jesus 1 xD OT: info i may be on in 4 weeks!!! because my dads going away and i can use his computer and spam it up with viruses :) (dont know why i posted this here tbh) see you soon i hope ;)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Traser on March 06, 2009, 09:24:06 pm
[AV]Traser: (11)muwahaha, no cops after me
Cailiz_Cruz: (1)Lol:D
[AV]Linux_A: (10)we will rape Seskom first
[AV]Traser: (11)ok
[GSF]Onyx: (6)xD^^^
[AV]Seskom: (5)dream on

Hahah :D.. lol
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JDC on March 07, 2009, 10:11:24 am
grrrr so angry D: i see all these convos and actually start to miss the chats in argonath lol i lmao'd at the jesus 1 xD OT: info i may be on in 4 weeks!!! because my dads going away and i can use his computer and spam it up with viruses :) (dont know why i posted this here tbh) see you soon i hope ;)

Woot!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on March 09, 2009, 10:58:48 pm
SWAT Training / Operation, and then Pancher suddenly in cb channel:

[XXXX] [Rstar]Pancher(id): Vince!
[XXXX] [Rstar]Pancher(id): Jump on me!!


It has more than one meaning, hasn't it? :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Bianconeri on March 09, 2009, 11:19:40 pm
it does have more meanings lol,

when pancher arrested me(for self-defence) when playing a hooker,
he also did that sort of things, as touching the hotspots  ;)
pancher is a really dirty boy  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Marting_Riggs on March 10, 2009, 06:02:44 am
lol Pancher
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Malcolm on March 10, 2009, 07:02:03 am
Well, RiX had been in a car accident, [ER]Cutter the medic arrives to help and what he does to help creeps this new guy
Goorahakosima out.

[ER]Cutter(16) says: Don't worry sir, you will OK.
[ER]Cutter(16) massages him some more.

Goorahakosima has seen the whole thing and gets.. creeped out..

Goorahakosima(15) says: are you crazy it's a game!

And he enters a car and drives off in the speed of light..

I found this quite funny :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JDC on March 10, 2009, 09:09:59 am
Pancher! Bad boy! :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stof on March 10, 2009, 10:14:06 am
Well, RiX had been in a car accident, [ER]Cutter the medic arrives to help and what he does to help creeps this new guy
Goorahakosima out.

[ER]Cutter(16) says: Don't worry sir, you will OK.
[ER]Cutter(16) massages him some more.

Goorahakosima has seen the whole thing and gets.. creeped out..

Goorahakosima(15) says: are you crazy it's a game!

And he enters a car and drives off in the speed of light..

I found this quite funny :lol:

lmfaooooo ARE U CRAZY ITS A GAME! lmfaoooo
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Pancher on March 10, 2009, 10:24:23 am
Ahh, ur nasty peopel!!,

[R*]Fernando: "OMG! Im having problems with an admin he dont want to talk to me he kicked me"
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: battle on March 10, 2009, 10:27:05 am
Ahh, ur nasty peopel!!,

[R*]Fernando: "OMG! Im having problems with an admin he dont want to talk to me he kicked me"


LOL and panchy you nasty  boy! :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Pancher on March 10, 2009, 11:48:02 am
Neuron_Stracci(39) says: u know the limit sir?
[WS]Legend(50) shouts: Leave me alone or I will hurt you fishface!!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: MarioRinarri on March 10, 2009, 05:15:01 pm
Old Log:

ADVERTISEMENT: Breaking News: Ruthless Mobster last seen in San Fierro, contact Tommy_Corleone(15)
Tonia_Navarra(25): Why did you call me a mobster?
Tonia_Navarra(25) is at: Calton Heights, San Fierro
Lol
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Davey_Rose on March 12, 2009, 04:22:01 pm
Neuron_Stracci(39) says: u know the limit sir?
[WS]Legend(50) shouts: Leave me alone or I will hurt you fishface!!

Sorry but... LMAO!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JDC on March 13, 2009, 08:55:55 am
From a couple of weeks ago, after I watched some TV at my house in Verona Beach, some random guy whose name I forgot rings me up.

*phone rings*
[AV]JDC_Kolta: Hello?
?????: (weird voice) You will die in 7 days
[AV]JDC_Kolta: Holy Week is coming up, since its a holiday, does it count?
?????: Holy Week isnt a real holiday.
[AV]JDC_Kolta: Erm, why will you kill me in 7 days?
?????: b!tch! Im giving you 7 days, I can just go up there and kill the shit out of you now!

I dont think thats the first time I heard someone say that, lol.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: pixy on March 13, 2009, 01:31:11 pm
hahaha awkward jdc  :D

i swear cops and criminals are becoming more and more creative these days:

Rayzorz(xx) was suspected by officer pesho_scorphi(xx) for flying around
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: battle on March 13, 2009, 08:03:07 pm
hahaha awkward jdc  :D

i swear cops and criminals are becoming more and more creative these days:

Rayzorz(xx) was suspected by officer pesho_scorphi(xx) for flying around
/me smells harry potter :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jubin on March 14, 2009, 11:32:27 am
From a couple of weeks ago, after I watched some TV at my house in Verona Beach, some random guy whose name I forgot rings me up.

*phone rings*
[AV]JDC_Kolta: Hello?
?????: (weird voice) You will die in 7 days
[AV]JDC_Kolta: Holy Week is coming up, since its a holiday, does it count?
?????: Holy Week isnt a real holiday.
[AV]JDC_Kolta: Erm, why will you kill me in 7 days?
?????: b!tch! Im giving you 7 days, I can just go up there and kill the shit out of you now!

I dont think thats the first time I heard someone say that, lol.
Scary Movie 3.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: FlameMan on March 14, 2009, 01:51:28 pm
Scary Movie 3.

The Ring? :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: TruthSvensson on March 14, 2009, 02:02:08 pm
The Ring? :P
Scary movie has that absurd dialog Jdc posted
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Pancher on March 15, 2009, 02:12:35 am
Alan_White(10): Haha, I'm one step closer to becoming a man :P
Alan_White(10): Had my first shave
[Rstar]CBFasi(42): you gota dick on yoru head now ??
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JDC on March 15, 2009, 10:57:31 am
Alan_White(10): Haha, I'm one step closer to becoming a man :P
Alan_White(10): Had my first shave
[Rstar]CBFasi(42): you gota dick on yoru head now ??


:lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: battle on March 15, 2009, 11:54:26 am
Alan_White(10): Haha, I'm one step closer to becoming a man :P
Alan_White(10): Had my first shave
[Rstar]CBFasi(42): you gota dick on yoru head now ??


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Altair_Carter on March 15, 2009, 12:10:40 pm
Alan_White(10): Haha, I'm one step closer to becoming a man :P
Alan_White(10): Had my first shave
[Rstar]CBFasi(42): you gota dick on yoru head now ??

Or British humour is a bit strange, or i don't get the joke?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jubin on March 15, 2009, 05:02:22 pm
Or British humour is a bit strange, or i don't get the joke?
With what does boy think and with what does a man think?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Brains on March 15, 2009, 05:37:33 pm
Lol CBF is always in the mood for fun.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Tai on March 16, 2009, 11:10:52 am

[AV]Niki(XX), was banned by Tai_Izumi(XX) for lol


I failed in anyway >.<
Was supposed to be a /cbban

I though its a bug that there was no cbban shown that i realized i banned him XD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JDC on March 16, 2009, 11:59:13 am
omfg Tai :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stof on March 16, 2009, 01:25:22 pm
ahahhaahhahhahahah Tai u....hahahhahahhahaa niiiice
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: cDa on March 16, 2009, 01:37:41 pm
Little admin chat jokes..

we were talking about promotion wave...

Gandalf: Damn they missed me again
Pancher: you need to be more active
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Oliver on March 16, 2009, 02:12:02 pm
Little admin chat jokes..

we were talking about promotion wave...

Gandalf: Damn they missed me again
Pancher: you need to be more active

FAKE! Everyone knows that Pancher can't spell "you".
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Kitsune on March 16, 2009, 02:14:38 pm

[AV]Niki(XX), was banned by Tai_Izumi(XX) for lol


I failed in anyway >.<
Was supposed to be a /cbban

I though its a bug that there was no cbban shown that i realized i banned him XD
I would love to have seen the reactions of everyone. :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Altair_Carter on March 16, 2009, 02:24:33 pm
With what does boy think and with what does a man think?
As i see in that chatlog, that was just a random joke, set in by CBF, and then everyone started to comment that it's good, but it was just random...pff
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: 9r2e5i3k on March 16, 2009, 02:31:14 pm
I would love to have seen the reactions of everyone. :D

[AV]Niki(44), was banned by Tai_Izumi(42) for lol
Nexxt: (53) WTF?!
[WS]Winters: (17) OMG
[WS]ElMartu: (0) wat
Dwight_Cems: (54) LOL
Kejuan_Muchita: (23) lol
[WS]Winters: (17) Lmao
Nexxt: (53) OMG
[AV]Grzesiek: (5) WTF?!
itsonlyaname: (2) lol ?
Nexxt: (53) FAIL
caion: (65) OMG
[WS]Winters: (17) LOOOL
Julian_Luvinieri: (8) spam
Nexxt: (53) He tried to /ban in CB
Baris_GvardiaT: (76) OMMMMGGG
[AV]Bianconeri: (25) lol wtf tai
Nexxt: (53) Guys listen, we were trying CB commands
Nexxt: (53) He did /ban instead of /cbbam :P{

Full version. Rewrote it from screenshots that I took ;)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Kitsune on March 16, 2009, 02:35:14 pm
Thanks! xD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: battle on March 16, 2009, 02:41:26 pm
[AV]Niki(44), was banned by Tai_Izumi(42) for lol
Nexxt: (53) WTF?!
[WS]Winters: (17) OMG
[WS]ElMartu: (0) wat
Dwight_Cems: (54) LOL
Kejuan_Muchita: (23) lol
[WS]Winters: (17) Lmao
Nexxt: (53) OMG
[AV]Grzesiek: (5) WTF?!
itsonlyaname: (2) lol ?
Nexxt: (53) FAIL
caion: (65) OMG
[WS]Winters: (17) LOOOL
Julian_Luvinieri: (8) spam
Nexxt: (53) He tried to /ban in CB
Baris_GvardiaT: (76) OMMMMGGG
[AV]Bianconeri: (25) lol wtf tai
Nexxt: (53) Guys listen, we were trying CB commands
Nexxt: (53) He did /ban instead of /cbbam :P{

Full version. Rewrote it from screenshots that I took ;)


LOL fail  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Pancher on March 16, 2009, 03:23:59 pm
FAKE! Everyone knows that Pancher can't spell "you".

Not fake, i have been starting to write more and more "you" ;)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: pixy on March 16, 2009, 05:12:39 pm
[AV]Niki(44), was banned by Tai_Izumi(42) for lol
Nexxt: (53) WTF?!
[WS]Winters: (17) OMG
[WS]ElMartu: (0) wat
Dwight_Cems: (54) LOL
Kejuan_Muchita: (23) lol
[WS]Winters: (17) Lmao
Nexxt: (53) OMG
[AV]Grzesiek: (5) WTF?!
itsonlyaname: (2) lol ?
Nexxt: (53) FAIL
caion: (65) OMG
[WS]Winters: (17) LOOOL
Julian_Luvinieri: (8) spam
Nexxt: (53) He tried to /ban in CB
Baris_GvardiaT: (76) OMMMMGGG
[AV]Bianconeri: (25) lol wtf tai
Nexxt: (53) Guys listen, we were trying CB commands
Nexxt: (53) He did /ban instead of /cbbam :P{

Full version. Rewrote it from screenshots that I took ;)

Tai epic fail  :D  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Wake on March 16, 2009, 07:39:51 pm
[AV]Niki(44), was banned by Tai_Izumi(42) for lol
Nexxt: (53) WTF?!
[WS]Winters: (17) OMG
[WS]ElMartu: (0) wat
Dwight_Cems: (54) LOL
Kejuan_Muchita: (23) lol
[WS]Winters: (17) Lmao
Nexxt: (53) OMG
[AV]Grzesiek: (5) WTF?!
itsonlyaname: (2) lol ?
Nexxt: (53) FAIL
caion: (65) OMG
[WS]Winters: (17) LOOOL
Julian_Luvinieri: (8) spam
Nexxt: (53) He tried to /ban in CB
Baris_GvardiaT: (76) OMMMMGGG
[AV]Bianconeri: (25) lol wtf tai
Nexxt: (53) Guys listen, we were trying CB commands
Nexxt: (53) He did /ban instead of /cbbam :P{

What an epic fail Tai  :) hahha :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JDC on March 17, 2009, 07:23:33 am
I can see the future of Argonath:

Argonath 2011

Guy1: Hey, did you see that Admin the other day?
Guy2: Which one?
Guy1: The one that pulled a Tai
Guy2: Pulled a Tai?
Guy1: Mixed up /ban with another command
Guy2: Oh, THAT ONE!
Guy1: RoflRoflRoflRoflRofl
Guy2: Lololololololollolol



Kidding Tai, dont worry, you know I love you and all teh other [AV]s Very Much <33 (and everyone else too... except Wash and Tonia
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: rJCaiG on March 17, 2009, 08:08:43 am
Admin chat, about a suspected hacker:

Jaaskaa: he keeps rejoining and leaving
MrNeo: he's in a dilemma

All at once:

Jaaskaa: to hack or not to hack
MrNeo: in his head he's saying "to hack or not to hack"
GiacJr: good server to hack on or not...





Pixy: why am i running in circles?
Marco_Stracci: because it's boring to run in squares!





Proxan: stalking isn't against the rules
Both at once
DeeJay: no but it's annoying as hell
GiacJr: but it's annoying as hell



Argoneus: damn it wont let me login
tHePrEsEtS: /login
Rusty: /login
Argoneus: damn my password is my username
Rusty: rofl
Rusty: /changepass then




3bd_el7amen was kicked by David_Omid for: login as "3bd_el7amen"!!!
David_Omid: OOPS
[AV]Nexxt_Izumi: he is?
Ben_Jizz: lol D:
Mawi_Izumi: rofl!
Bianconeri: haha!!!
[WS]King: lol

(He had joined 4 times not using his first account, so david didn't think he had changed lol)




you are logged in!
Admin GiacJr: Boo!
Admin Proxan: OH SHIT
Admin Proxan: I almost got a heart attack
Admin GiacJr: haha
Admin Proxan: don't do it again pls
Admin GiacJr: ok
Admin GiacJr: Boo!
Admin Proxan: damn u


Nexxt: Giac! Ik hou van je!
GiacJr: hmm..
GiacJr: fuck you too?
Nexxt: Giac! I love you!
GiacJr: oh
Twenty: xD
Mark_Steves: xD
Biancoroni: lol!
Mawi: ROFL!!
Nexxt: LOL



Shifter: a cop pulled me over and told me to move along
GiacJr: hahahah
Shifter: lol




[Z]David: The makes of 300 are making a new movie, guess the name!
GiacJr: 301?
Nexxt: 299?



back when 4.0 was closed beta, before JDC was admin:
JDC joined
GiacJr: OMFG GET OUT SECRET ADMIN MEETING
JDC: shit sorry
JDC: bye
<he left>
GiacJr: jokes
Proxan: bye
GiacJr: AHAHAHHA lol i told him it was a secret admin meeting and he left
Proxan: OMG
Proxan: are you kidding?
Proxan: hahahahahaha





Martentest is put under banana rule by admin Martentest
Martentest is lifted from banana rule by admin Martentest
Mafs_Corleone: he's practicing for blowing...






all i got for now, some aren't that funny but still  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Bianconeri on March 17, 2009, 08:58:44 am
awesome ones Giac  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: martenest on March 17, 2009, 09:00:29 am
Was the last one a REALLY old one or some other admin was impersonating me :S?
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: battle on March 17, 2009, 10:26:07 am
Nice 1's giac! :)  Made me laugh  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JDC on March 17, 2009, 01:21:06 pm
Awww :( :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: SeanC on March 17, 2009, 02:11:38 pm
ROFL nice 1 Giac I was in many of the log lol Marte was the funny 1  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Tai on March 17, 2009, 07:34:41 pm
I can see the future of Argonath:

Argonath 2011

Guy1: Hey, did you see that Admin the other day?
Guy2: Which one?
Guy1: The one that pulled a Tai
Guy2: Pulled a Tai?
Guy1: Mixed up /ban with another command
Guy2: Oh, THAT ONE!
Guy1: RoflRoflRoflRoflRofl
Guy2: Lololololololollolol


:'(
Kidding Tai, dont worry, you know I love you and all teh other [AV]s Very Much <33 (and everyone else too... except Wash and Tonia
LoL O_O

Well I admit that i failed XD but its not my problem that /cbban and /ban are like the same D:
Gimli or CBF did it XD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Zun_Callison on March 17, 2009, 07:38:48 pm
Not fake, i have been starting to write more and more "you" ;)

From a little experience on uhm.. somewhere else maybe? ;)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on March 17, 2009, 08:02:46 pm
Kidding Tai, dont worry, you know I love you and all teh other [AV]s Very Much <33 (and everyone else too... except Wash and Tonia

Hmm, I think I am catagory [AV], because your love them very much and u also do me.
But I am ex-[AV] so, yes ^^
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Niki on March 17, 2009, 08:53:23 pm
[AV]Niki(44), was banned by Tai_Izumi(42) for lol
Nexxt: (53) WTF?!
[WS]Winters: (17) OMG
[WS]ElMartu: (0) wat
Dwight_Cems: (54) LOL
Kejuan_Muchita: (23) lol
[WS]Winters: (17) Lmao
Nexxt: (53) OMG
[AV]Grzesiek: (5) WTF?!
itsonlyaname: (2) lol ?
Nexxt: (53) FAIL
caion: (65) OMG
[WS]Winters: (17) LOOOL
Julian_Luvinieri: (8) spam
Nexxt: (53) He tried to /ban in CB
Baris_GvardiaT: (76) OMMMMGGG
[AV]Bianconeri: (25) lol wtf tai
Nexxt: (53) Guys listen, we were trying CB commands
Nexxt: (53) He did /ban instead of /cbbam :P{

Full version. Rewrote it from screenshots that I took ;)

really funny action Tai. :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Jaaskaa on March 17, 2009, 10:07:14 pm
Funny admin chat

Jaaskaa : She said he brother play here
Jaaskaa : And she sent me naked pictures of herself, so I did let her go
Longstreet : Can I have a look later?
Jaaskaa : Sure
Proxan : Last time, I caught the brother of a guy
Longstreet : He sent you the pics?
Proxan : Yes
Longstreet : I would have banned him
Proxan : I think I did

Aragorn joined server
Aragorn: Good morning guys
Pancher : God morning
Jaaskaa : God morning? LOL!!!


Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Brains on March 17, 2009, 10:14:12 pm
That was good Jaaskaa! But lol at Pancher's god :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JDC on March 18, 2009, 07:46:21 am
From a week ago i think, during the unholy hours.

Users in channel XXXX: [AV]JDC_Kolta (XX)
[XXXX] [AV]JDC_Kolta (XX): There are some things worse than death
Player1 (XX): Like meatspin

Random much? :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: SeanC on March 18, 2009, 07:52:47 am
Alan_White(10): Haha, I'm one step closer to becoming a man :P
Alan_White(10): Had my first shave
[Rstar]CBFasi(42): you gota dick on yoru head now ??

:rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Ben_Jizz on March 18, 2009, 08:45:30 am
Lol

[PC]smylie : kIsS mY DiCk!!
L4ur :  Ok
 [PC]Smylie has been tempbanned by [Rstar]Jaaskaa For 1 Hours Reason : Sure kiss mine to!.
[AV]SugarD(0) LOL
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Bilbo on March 18, 2009, 01:15:34 pm
*cDa flies with Jetpack above LSPD*
[ALSa]Ben(6): CDAAAAA
[Rstar]cDa(10): yeees?
[ALSa]Ben(6): I'm stuck again
[Rstar]cDa(10): Coming!
*cDa leaves with Jetpack*

Now that has more than 1 meaning, and it made me laugh. :razz:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: cDa on March 18, 2009, 01:17:21 pm
Superman style  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Ben_Jizz on March 18, 2009, 01:24:51 pm
lool
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Tito on March 18, 2009, 02:41:19 pm
Lool!!  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Pancher on March 18, 2009, 07:12:32 pm
I'm knowned for typos when i write "fast" ;)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Fido Dido on March 18, 2009, 07:25:17 pm
I'm knowned for typos when i write "fast" ;)

Pancher the typo master rofl xDD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: spartan1178 on March 19, 2009, 01:07:33 am
[AV]Chyllson: (XX) Freecops should be SWAT Team
 [AV]SugarD:  (XX) LOL!
 [AV]SugarD:  (XX) Dude, they'd DM like crazy and get the job done fast, rofl!!
[AV]Chyllson: (XX) XD, yea SugarD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: spartan1178 on March 19, 2009, 01:19:04 am

[Rstar]Pancher(18) sues radio


Oh wow, lol I look forwards to that court case, I wonder who the ARPD will represent, the radio, or Pancher. . . . .  :?:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: SeanC on March 19, 2009, 02:32:00 am
*cDa flies with Jetpack above LSPD*
[ALSa]Ben(6): CDAAAAA
[Rstar]cDa(10): yeees?
[ALSa]Ben(6): I'm stuck again
[Rstar]cDa(10): Coming!
*cDa leaves with Jetpack*

Now that has more than 1 meaning, and it made me laugh. :razz:
:rofl:

Lol

[PC]smylie : kIsS mY DiCk!!
L4ur :  Ok
 [PC]Smylie has been tempbanned by [Rstar]Jaaskaa For 1 Hours Reason : Sure kiss mine to!.
[AV]SugarD(0) LOL
:rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: stof on March 19, 2009, 09:07:27 am
[AV]Chyllson: (XX) Freecops should be SWAT Team
 [AV]SugarD:  (XX) LOL!
 [AV]SugarD:  (XX) Dude, they'd DM like crazy and get the job done fast, rofl!!
[AV]Chyllson: (XX) XD, yea SugarD

hahahah i get the job done faster  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Daxx on March 20, 2009, 01:31:10 pm
This report happened a looong time ago :D (It was wrong ID)

Hank_Rafferty was reported by John_Leppi for bad nickname (=huge dick in english)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: SeanC on March 20, 2009, 03:10:51 pm
This report happened a looong time ago :D (It was wrong ID)

Hank_Rafferty was reported by John_Leppi for bad nickname (=huge dick in english)
Hahaha lol!  :lol:.I have hank rafferty  :rofl:.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: pixy on March 20, 2009, 03:54:58 pm
This report happened a looong time ago :D (It was wrong ID)

Hank_Rafferty was reported by John_Leppi for bad nickname (=huge dick in english)

OMG LOOOOOOOOL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: MarioRinarri on March 20, 2009, 04:30:53 pm
This report happened a looong time ago :D (It was wrong ID)

Hank_Rafferty was reported by John_Leppi for bad nickname (=huge dick in english)
Poor Hank :(
Poor Leppi :(

 :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Inkognito on March 20, 2009, 07:33:14 pm
[WS]Tovenaarke(xx) was reported by Player(xx) for he tped on me
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: cumbia_chorra on March 20, 2009, 07:42:22 pm
Hell was having a race with some guy, from LV to LS i think, the guy was the winner, after he won Chyllson had a special reward for him:
[ISD]aLeX[]DRIFT(x), was banned by [AV]chyllson(x) For Your Reward, unban argonathrpg.eu/forum
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on March 20, 2009, 07:53:39 pm
[WS]Tovenaarke(xx) was reported by Player(xx) for he tped on me

Ban him!
He hazz TP Hackzz!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: hell1989 on March 21, 2009, 02:44:58 am
(http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w102/odsthelljumper1989/gta_sa2009-03-1921-51-30-73.jpg)

(http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w102/odsthelljumper1989/gta_sa2009-03-1921-51-49-04.jpg)

I had a race with him, then later after he won he got his "reward"  :lol: :lol: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: spartan1178 on March 21, 2009, 03:34:49 am
As funny as it may be that an admin would do that, isn't it a little mean to comment with Lol's.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: SeanC on March 21, 2009, 03:59:05 am
[WS]Tovenaarke(xx) was reported by Player(xx) for he tped on me
Oh man Tov never thought you are hacker. :(. :lol:.[/font :lol:




Hell was having a race with some guy, from LV to LS i think, the guy was the winner, after he won Chyllson had a special reward for him:
[ISD]aLeX[]DRIFT(x), was banned by [AV]chyllson(x) For Your Reward, unban argonathrpg.eu/forum
Reason he should get ban is he is hacking or something?.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Marting_Riggs on March 21, 2009, 04:05:25 am
mawi i think speed hack, maybe coz  it was a race idk though


I am glad Hell did not win the race  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: cumbia_chorra on March 21, 2009, 04:30:57 am
Handling mods, check BanDB :o, i think its there  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: hell1989 on March 21, 2009, 04:52:54 am
I let him win..to make it even greater..I knew he was hacking because admin told me, so we played with the hacker some.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: SeanC on March 21, 2009, 06:36:30 am
haha lol...
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: pixy on March 21, 2009, 12:51:51 pm
Crime of [AV]Hess(xx): lol

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Oliver on March 21, 2009, 01:01:23 pm
Crime of Seskom : Neurologically assaulting police
(suspected by me)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: 9r2e5i3k on March 21, 2009, 01:42:46 pm
[AV]Tai_Izumi: (71) Nexxt!
[AV]Tai_Izumi (71) has been kicked for flooding.
Nexxt: (37) Ohai
Nexxt: (37) I mean, Obay.


[AV]Mario: (24) Mr. Frodo hated me
[AV]Mario: (24) I was shouting at him: Red color for life ..
[Rstar]Yamaha(14) has joined the server

Yamaha = Frodo


pitek_p(20), was banned by Mumin(17) for Ssppeeeeeeeedhaaaaaaacks www.argonathrpg.eu
Mumin: (17) U have to type in slowmotion so they will see it..


(0), was banned by [Rstar]Pancher(20) for weapon hacks
TECH_NINE(0) has joined the server
if TECH_NINE would join 1.5 seconds earlier, he would get a ban on entering  :out:


ADVERTISEMENT: twoja stara, contact meros_18[MM](52)
it means "your mother" [literally: your old-lady] in Polish


Phil_Grey(1), was kicked by [AV]Cane(10) for abusing cop powers
Zeolamden(57), was kicked by [AV]Cane(10) for abusing cop powers
teknown(28), was kicked by [AV]Cane(10) for abusing copers
Dox(67), was kicked by [AV]Cane(10) for abusing cop powers
[AV]Cane: (10) Cop powers*
Nexxt: (61) LOL
[AV]SugarD: (68) LOL?
[WS]Luke: (26) umm lol
itsonlyAkhmed: (35) kickin spree!!!


[V]Stof: (23) bye
[V]Stof (23) has been kicked for flooding.


Selling [AV]Hess for 1 cent, contact [ALSa]Ben(16)
GiacJr: (27) i'll pay half!
[ALSa]Ben: (16) deal!


want to be jailed for 180 ssecs pm me , contact htrv(33)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Wake on March 21, 2009, 02:03:19 pm
if TECH_NINE would join 1.5 seconds later, he would get a ban on entering  :out:
You mean erlier?  :cool:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: MarioRinarri on March 21, 2009, 02:50:05 pm
Phil_Grey(1), was kicked by [AV]Cane(10) for abusing cop powers
Zeolamden(57), was kicked by [AV]Cane(10) for abusing cop powers
teknown(28), was kicked by [AV]Cane(10) for abusing copers
Dox(67), was kicked by [AV]Cane(10) for abusing cop powers
[AV]Cane: (10) Cop powers*
Nexxt: (61) LOL
[AV]SugarD: (68) LOL?
[WS]Luke: (26) umm lol
itsonlyAkhmed: (35) kickin spree!!!
Lol @ kicking spree!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: BKP on March 21, 2009, 02:52:49 pm
when i saw that i tought i will be the next one because i just suspected two guys for fighting
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: 9r2e5i3k on March 21, 2009, 03:14:19 pm
You mean erlier?  :cool:
Yeah, that's what I meant  :roll:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Seskom on March 21, 2009, 04:23:43 pm
I let him win..to make it even greater..I knew he was hacking because admin told me, so we played with the hacker some.  :rofl:

OI hell whats with the hud? it loooks real i want it too can you PM where ya got it pl0x?

Edit: LOL at Grz collection
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: SeanC on March 21, 2009, 04:37:23 pm
Haha nice collection 9r2e5i3k..
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Armelin on March 21, 2009, 06:28:38 pm
James_Hunter(12): Unit 27, Unit 13 - Report to Unity Station for emergency briefing, Over.
[AV]Bianconeri(13): 10-4, Over.
[AV]GHunter(27): 10-4, Over.
* after few seconds *
James_Hunter(12): No no no! Not with a suspect, Unit 27!!, Over.
James_Hunter(12): (( LOL )), Over.
[AV]FlameMan(4): [[ hahahahhahahahha :D ]], Over.
[AV]GHunter(27): [ he gave me a ride... ], Over.


Suspect= fast  taxist
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: MikeUK on March 21, 2009, 06:41:19 pm
This was a while back

"Crime of Silver_Barzini: Our relationship is over"

In radio "Silver_Barzini(23) was suspected by Officer MikeUK for Our relationship is over"
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: SeanC on March 21, 2009, 07:01:17 pm
This was a while back

"Crime of Silver_Barzini: Our relationship is over"

In radio "Silver_Barzini(23) was suspected by Officer MikeUK for Our relationship is over"
Bad cop..
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Marting_Riggs on March 21, 2009, 07:04:48 pm
This was a while back

"Crime of Silver_Barzini: Our relationship is over"

In radio "Silver_Barzini(23) was suspected by Officer MikeUK for Our relationship is over"

i remeber that i throw a used dildo at your face  :lol: :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Matthew_Cipricla on March 22, 2009, 07:35:54 am
Stanley_David(xx) was suspected by officer TrotjDebilni(x) for kissing suspeckts xD, no he help suspekts..

lol...idk I found it funny at the time.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: David_Omid on March 22, 2009, 12:04:16 pm
[Z]David(xx) was reported by almsivi(xx) for stupid suit

My school friend messing around :P
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: SeanC on March 22, 2009, 12:45:11 pm
[Z]David(xx) was reported by almsivi(xx) for stupid suit

My school friend messing around :P
lol..Stupid Suit! now I know you are a suit David.
/me uses suit ( david )
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: battle on March 22, 2009, 02:46:46 pm
I have been collecting abit

JDC in general...
[AV]JDC_kolta : When someone threatens you with a bubbleblaster just sat "YAY WE'LL BLOW BUBBLES WEE" and they be very sad

Darkraven teasing winters..
[xxxx][WS]Winters: hey
[xxxx][WS]Darkraven : WINTARDATION

Hacker banned..
David_Skymoon was banned by Mumin for flyy to teh moon if you can!

Officer Arguing outside LSPD..
JaMeS_Alteris  Shouts: Smey NO parking here!!!
[WS]Smey shouts: I just did!!

Nitrox being confusing, lead to some stupid questions in chat also i didn't get :(

NitrOx_Stracci I'm leaving Argonath!
NitrOx_Stracci But i'm back in 2 hours!
NitrOx_Stracci :D

Corey reporting panda in he's taxa..

HQ: Possible crime: There is a crazy panda with nitro and a taxi in LS!!!!! AHHHHH

[xxxx][AV]Seskom: OMGWTFBBQ NOWAI I CRAZORED
[xxxx][WS]ElMartu: Yes you are cool news

Poor pony :(

MyLittlePony was banned by [WS]Charlie for Bad pony money hacks are bad

Tai and boobs??

Lucas_Brezhnev was warned by Tai_Izumi for no noobs here only my bobbs ô_ô grr

Yes again harry potter is spotted!

Dragan_drake was banned by [Rstar]Jaaskaa for HAHAHA gotcha, farewell harry potter ! LOTR FTW!

Pancher the typo master strikes again!

[Rstar]Pancher  I do a EXAMENS TEST
[Rstar]Pancher  DONTUS!!!
[Rstar]Pancher  DONUTS*

[WS[]Tovenaarke wrong chat?

[WS[]Tovenaarke  My brains are liek cheese today :-)

Announcement for passport..

Illegal Mexicans
Get to ls City hall!

Eh who is gay?

i'm_gay_xD was kicked by [V]Stof for we all know it

Some ppl can't drive..

[RI]Frank_Hawk If half of you drove in RL, Insurance would not exist

Some ppl are afraid of smey in a car.
[xxxx]Plam_Knight: Guys don't let smey drive he'll kill you
[xxxx]John_Wright: Thats why i'm driving

Random discussion in chat...

Baris_Gvardia Mike forget BBC i know better one : THIS IS AL JAZEERA



Hmm this should be it, took awile :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: SeanC on March 22, 2009, 04:48:42 pm
Haha nice collection :=),
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Fido Dido on March 22, 2009, 04:59:01 pm
 :hah: rofl XD
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Inkognito on March 22, 2009, 06:20:21 pm
Quote
[RI]Frank_Hawk If half of you drove in RL, Insurance would not exist

Hehe  :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: smey on March 22, 2009, 07:23:57 pm
One from this morning:

[WS]Smey: (16) Who is 'payday'?
James_Alterlis: (14) 1337
Sunny_Cortez: (8) Gandalf or Aragorn
[WS]Smey: (16) Cool
It is payday, you recieved 1000
[WS]Smey: (16) rofl
James_Alterlis: (14) lol
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: greekmike on March 22, 2009, 07:27:04 pm
[GSF]Greek_Mike: Hi all
(i think icy said this) IcyAero: ohai
[GSF]Greek_Mike: Ohaio?

  :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: greekmike on March 22, 2009, 07:28:11 pm
One from this morning:

[WS]Smey: (16) Who is 'payday'?
James_Alterlis: (14) 1337
Sunny_Cortez: (8) Gandalf or Aragorn
[WS]Smey: (16) Cool
It is payday, you recieved 1000
[WS]Smey: (16) rofl
James_Alterlis: (14) lol
i was there when that happened! :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on March 22, 2009, 07:29:56 pm
[GSF]Greek_Mike: Hi all
(i think icy said this) IcyAero: ohai
[GSF]Greek_Mike: Ohaio?

  :lol:

I dont get it.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Malcolm on March 22, 2009, 07:39:57 pm
Ohaio - Ohio
Ohio is a midwestern state in the United States.

Uhm, this is what you meant right? :razz:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: SeanC on March 22, 2009, 09:25:17 pm
One from this morning:

[WS]Smey: (16) Who is 'payday'?
James_Alterlis: (14) 1337
Sunny_Cortez: (8) Gandalf or Aragorn
[WS]Smey: (16) Cool
It is payday, you recieved 1000
[WS]Smey: (16) rofl
James_Alterlis: (14) lol
Haha lol..
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: David_Omid on March 22, 2009, 09:55:16 pm
Announcement for passport..

Illegal Mexicans
Get to ls City hall!


Well, I like to help illegal Mexicans!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: SeanC on March 23, 2009, 02:39:58 am
Well, I like to help illegal Mexicans!
haha lol..
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: spartan1178 on March 23, 2009, 03:59:40 am
Some recent ones:

Unnamedfreecop(XX) says: Sir are you with Al-Queda?
Spartan_Gvardia(XX) says: No officer!
Unnamedfreecop(XX) says: I may have to kill you and dump your body in the river. . . . .


[WS]Andy: (XX) I was never kicked from this server.
[WS]Andy(XX) has been kicked for flooding.
[AV]Cane: (XX) Andy fails at life, just so you all know.
[WS]Andy(XX) has joined the server
Spartan_Gvardia: (XX) Lol Cane says you fail at life.
[WS]Andy: (XX) Me?
[AV]Cane: (XX) No.
[AV]Cane: (XX) Jesus.
[[WS]Andy: (XX) Who you talkin to Spart?
[AV]Cane: (XX) Yes, you.
[WS]Andy: (XX) Lol look who's talkin Cane.
[AV]Cane: (XX) AHEM
[AV]Cane: (XX) I have an exception.


[WS]Andy: (XX) Cane failed while he was doing a u-turn lol.
[AV]Cane: (XX) Thats because I had to piss.
[WS]Andy: (XX) On the keyboard?


[AV]Cane: (XX) OH MY GOD
[AV]Cane: (XX) My dog literally just scratched my eye
[WS]Andy: (XX) Nice.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: SeanC on March 23, 2009, 04:07:33 am
Haha lol nice collection spartan!
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Marting_Riggs on March 23, 2009, 04:32:11 am
lol Cane and Andy always have so much fun
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: SeanC on March 23, 2009, 04:47:51 am
lol Cane and Andy always have so much fun
Yeah lol I agree on that  :razz:.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: JDC on March 23, 2009, 05:55:34 am
Ahahaha :lol:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: pixy on March 23, 2009, 06:31:36 am
Unnamedfreecop(XX) says: Sir are you with Al-Queda?
Spartan_Gvardia(XX) says: No officer!
Unnamedfreecop(XX) says: I may have to kill you and dump your body in the river. . . . .

Shit i LOL'ed real hard at this one  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: MarioRinarri on March 23, 2009, 06:33:53 am
Unnamedfreecop(XX) says: Sir are you with Al-Queda?
Spartan_Gvardia(XX) says: No officer!
Unnamedfreecop(XX) says: I may have to kill you and dump your body in the river. . . . .
He should get Oscar for the best police investigator role.
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: SeanC on March 23, 2009, 08:55:42 am
Haha lol..  :banana:
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: pixy on March 23, 2009, 02:50:03 pm
This happened over the police radio

htrv(4): wanker, Over
htrv(4): wanker, Over
htrv(4): wanker, Over
Nexxt(xx): stop flooding, Over
Pixy(xx): stop flooding and 10-3, Over
htrv(4): no, Over
htrv(4) was warned by [WS]Tovernaarke(xx) for stop the flood
A few seconds later he left a new guy joined the server and got his id
[V]Sarah_Jones(4) has joined the server
[V]Sarah_Jones(4) has been tempbanned by Hank_Rafferty(xx) for 1 hours. Reason: flooding
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Tovenaarke on March 23, 2009, 02:54:20 pm
2 Fast 4 u!  :devroll:

He was kicked because he had to much warnings

...

Poor Hank  :D
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Nexxt on March 23, 2009, 02:54:54 pm
Well, I like to help illegal Mexicans!

Actually, it was me doing all that passport tests;)
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: SeanC on March 23, 2009, 02:59:25 pm
Haha..Hank fail..
Title: Re: Funny chatlogs
Post by: Aragorn on March 23, 2009, 04:31:37 pm
BTW Topic locked... Will be opened new...
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