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2. Try to post the correct nicks of players in logs, not just "Some guy:"
3. Repeated situations will not go to the Humor page (not your fault though, just inform you)
4. Complains, flame will be cut and forum users warned.
5. Try to keep to the HUMOR, as it was supposed from the beginning...
Thank you.
Do not posts screenshots - write it down! We do not allow screenshots in this topic
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[GSF]Greek_Mike has connected to the server.
[GSF]Greek_Mike: Hi all
IcyAero(i thing icy said this):o hai
[GSF]Greek_Mike:Ohaio?
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[GSF]Greek_Mike has connected to the server.
[GSF]Greek_Mike: Hi all
IcyAero(i thing icy said this):o hai
[GSF]Greek_Mike:Ohaio?
You already post this on the old havent you?Oh well lol.. I sometimes say Ohai too ;).
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*** [AV]Cane has joined the channel
[AV]Cane has been kicked for flooding.
*** [AV]Cane has left the channel
JaMeS_Alterlis: (7) My car runing out of fuel, STOP!!!
James Hunter(37) says: Welcome to the re-education scheme 2009 for the criminally retarded.
JaMeS_Alterlis: (29) what the
JaMeS_Alterlis (29) has been kicked for flooding.
[WS]FranK: (11) Josh, still alive, are we?
Josh_Page: (10) yeah
[WS]FranK: (11) yay
[Rstar]Jaaskaa: admin duty time
Josh_Page (10) has been kicked for flooding.
*** [xxxx] James_Hunter(6): And Garry Withfield is just EVERYWHERE! God damn!
*** [xxxx] James_Hunter(6): Im on a moan fest.
*** [xxxx] [AV]Vince(38): [er,osospm cp,e on? (Permission come in. Vince fails.)
ScorpZ_Cems: (32) Wash, Im not trying to argue DAMNIT. I just want a DM fest.
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Hehe nice collection Oliver! lol @ Josh poor Josh :razz:.
:ps: : Jaaskaa is jeffery the auto kicker? :O
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Lol , Nice :lol:
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[WS]FranK: (11) Josh, still alive, are we?
Josh_Page: (10) yeah
[WS]FranK: (11) yay
[Rstar]Jaaskaa: admin duty time
Josh_Page (10) has been kicked for flooding.
LOL :D :rofl: :rofl:
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OMFG, we found out Jeffrey's "real" identity! :lol:
Btw, these are real logs from TS, after I taught 2 new freecops how to use TS. We were in the registration lobby, but I havent heard from them since. Freecop1 (forgot their names... I dont have TSO lol) sounded like he was around 17 while Freecop2 was quite younger, around 12-13 I guess, from the sound of their voices.
There was an old woman (another new guy as well, havent heard from him since) in Pershing Square who was doing /lay and in need of first-aid fast after being hit by a car, which sped away. The two Freecops arrived on an SAPD bike just as I was trying to help the old woman.
[AV]JDC_Kolta: This woman needs some CPR bad.
Freecop1: Hmm, she'll need mouth-to-mouth.
Freecop2: You do it!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: No, you do it!
Freecop1: Wait, I have an idea. *ding*
[AV]JDC_Kolta: What idea? :0
Freecop1: Okay, now jam the bike pump into her mouth.
Freecop2: What if she explodes?
Freecop1: That would be AWESOME!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: omg...
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[AV]JDC_Kolta: This woman needs some CPR bad.
Freecop1: Hmm, she'll need mouth-to-mouth.
Freecop2: You do it!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: No, you do it!
Freecop1: Wait, I have an idea. *ding*
[AV]JDC_Kolta: What idea? :0
Freecop1: Okay, now jam the bike pump into her mouth.
Freecop2: What if she explodes?
Freecop1: That would be AWESOME!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: omg...
Lol :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: that would be my reaction.
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Hahaha, Freecop1 is my hero :rofl:
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Frederik_Cortez: Awesome, I got the 'GTA IV' Sirens into 'GTA SA.' New gun sounds as well. Plus the 'GTA IV' Police Cruiser Mod'.
Frederik_Cortez: This is too good to be true. :>
[AV]Cane: You're right, Frederik. It is too good to be true.
Frederik_Cortez: Lol, how?
[AV]Cane: *evil laughter*
A few moments later...........
[AV]Cane: "ERROR: Your gta_sa.exe file has been terminated."
[Removed], was kicked by [AV]Cane for Hacks
[AV]Cane has been kicked for flooding.
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***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): What?
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): growweed?
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): lol
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): BAD BOY
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): BAD NIGGA
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): lol
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): lol
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): lets push him
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): xD
*** [WS]Andy(1) has left the channel
[WS]Andy(1) has been kicked for flooding.
Also Tai pulled a Tai with Matute some time ago :D.
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But this time the reason wasnt 'lol', :lol:
Dont worry Tai we still love you
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<333 Tai forever :D
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***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): What?
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): growweed?
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): lol
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): BAD BOY
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): BAD NIGGA
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): lol
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): lol
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): lets push him
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): xD
*** [WS]Andy(1) has left the channel
[WS]Andy(1) has been kicked for flooding.
Also Tai pulled a Tai with Matute some time ago :D.
Haha lol..I think Tai do a strike again on wrong ban :razz:
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/me sees the future
Aragorn: /tai
Be careful when banning!
:lol:
Peace Tai and RON, love you both :P
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/me sees the future
Aragorn: /tai
Be careful when banning!
:lol:
Peace Tai and RON, love you both :P
Can you see my future on what will happen to me? :O.
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This one is quite old, and therefor I do not remember when I had this but I recently found a screenshot that says:
[ALS]Omri: Hi :)
NGG: R
[MS13]Darijo: unsus me plz
Trix: Speaker are you typing with one hand?
Trix: You are making mistakes lol
Sickness: His other hand is busy
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[AV]JDC_Kolta: This woman needs some CPR bad.
Freecop1: Hmm, she'll need mouth-to-mouth.
Freecop2: You do it!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: No, you do it!
Freecop1: Wait, I have an idea. *ding*
[AV]JDC_Kolta: What idea? :0
Freecop1: Okay, now jam the bike pump into her mouth.
Freecop2: What if she explodes?
Freecop1: That would be AWESOME!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: omg...
Freecop1, what a legend. :lol:
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Funny moment when me and Mawi went on patroll
[AV]Traser(9) takes of bird that i drove over
[ALS]Mawi_Izumi(3) (( lol ))
[AV]Traser(9) lays it down
[ALS]Mawi_Izumi(3) (( ROFL ))
[AV]Traser(9) puts down -|- sign
[AV]Traser(9) says: rest in peace bird
[ALS]Mawi_Izumi(3) Salutes bird
[AV]Traser(9) kicks bird and runs away
Picture.
(http://i44.tinypic.com/357ewe0.png)
Edit : Rofl, need to put my money in the bank :P
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Haha lol that was a nice 1 Traser :razz:.
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Loool!! good one!!
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If I know you have that much money I would rob you already hehe jks and lol I did / me saluts bird :lol:.
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You already post this on the old havent you?Oh well lol.. I sometimes say Ohai too ;).
well i did, but no one saw it xD
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lol i was on when that happened traser
as u can see since im on the picture talking in main,
you also told you kicked the bird on police radio :D
bad cop
and lol you burried him under pavement?
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lol i was on when that happened traser
as u can see since im on the picture talking in main,
you also told you kicked the bird on police radio :D
bad cop
and lol you burried him under pavement?
yeah :P.. I made a whole with my hands "Magic hands" :)
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Traser kick the R.I.P bird and its disapear to the sidewalk :(.
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[WS]Charlie are you a new player here? (([AV]Chyllson))
[WS]Charlie kick or ban? (([AV]Chyllson))
[WS]Charlie: Hmm if i throw 3 then kick, if 6 then ban and if i throw anything else then only a warn.
[WS]Charlie tries his luck and throws his dice (6).
[WS]Charlie: NOOOOO!!!!!
. . .
Server closed connection.
[[I did not get banned, but this really happened. I only got kicked, well it was only testing on RS4.]]
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DooM_Gvardia: (2) ID 0 Stop Pm me ''I will rape your family with a rusty spoon'' ok?
It sound funny atm :lol:
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[WS]Andy(XX) says: Open this truck.
Spartan_Gvardia(XX) says: Err, ok officer.
Spartan_Gvardia opens the truck door.
Spartan_Gvardia sees multiple metallic crates labelled "RADIOACTIVE - CAUTION"
[WS]Andy(XX) says: What are we transporting here?
Spartan_Gvardia(XX) says: Err. . . . . . Uranium Ore.
[WS]Andy(XX) says: Hmm, open one.
Spartan_Gvardia(XX) says: But officer, its radioactive.
[WS]Andy(XX) says: Just open it.
Spartan_Gvardia(XX) says: Ok officer. . . . .
Spartan_Gvardia injects himself with something.
Spartan_Gvardia grabs keys from pocket.
SPartan_Gvardia unlocks a crate revealing tubes containing Uranium bars.
[WS]Andy grabs one of the bars and examines it closer.
[WS]Andy(XX) says: ((Anything, drugs?))
Spartan_Gvardia(XX) says: ((Nope, just pure radioactive Uranium))
[WS]Andy(XX) says: Ok, your clean, but. . .
[WS]Andy(XX) says: Im gonna have to fine you $104 for speeding.
Spartan_Gvardia(XX) says: Ohh ok.
*Long RP of Ticketing
[WS]Andy(XX) says: Ok have a nice day.
*Moments Later
Spartan_Gvardia (XX): Andy, lol next time when someone has crates that are labelled RADIOACTIVE don't open them unless you want to die XD.
[WS]Andy (XX): But I was curious. . . .
Lol he pulls me over, finds RADIOACTIVE MATERIALS and fines me for. . . . . speeding. Whats worse he exposed himself to Uranium because he was "curious" lol, I think the ARPD need some new protocols as I have been transporting Uranium for some time now, and don't intend to stop!
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DooM_Gvardia: (2) ID 0 Stop Pm me ''I will rape your family with a rusty spoon'' ok?
It sound funny atm :lol:
lol :lol:.
[WS]Andy(XX) says: Open this truck.
Spartan_Gvardia(XX) says: Err, ok officer.
Spartan_Gvardia opens the truck door.
Spartan_Gvardia sees multiple metallic crates labelled "RADIOACTIVE - CAUTION"
[WS]Andy(XX) says: What are we transporting here?
Spartan_Gvardia(XX) says: Err. . . . . . Uranium Ore.
[WS]Andy(XX) says: Hmm, open one.
Spartan_Gvardia(XX) says: But officer, its radioactive.
[WS]Andy(XX) says: Just open it.
Spartan_Gvardia(XX) says: Ok officer. . . . .
Spartan_Gvardia injects himself with something.
Spartan_Gvardia grabs keys from pocket.
SPartan_Gvardia unlocks a crate revealing tubes containing Uranium bars.
[WS]Andy grabs one of the bars and examines it closer.
[WS]Andy(XX) says: ((Anything, drugs?))
Spartan_Gvardia(XX) says: ((Nope, just pure radioactive Uranium))
[WS]Andy(XX) says: Ok, your clean, but. . .
[WS]Andy(XX) says: Im gonna have to fine you $104 for speeding.
Spartan_Gvardia(XX) says: Ohh ok.
*Long RP of Ticketing
[WS]Andy(XX) says: Ok have a nice day.
*Moments Later
Spartan_Gvardia (XX): Andy, lol next time when someone has crates that are labelled RADIOACTIVE don't open them unless you want to die XD.
[WS]Andy (XX): But I was curious. . . .
Lol he pulls me over, finds RADIOACTIVE MATERIALS and fines me for. . . . . speeding. Whats worse he exposed himself to Uranium because he was "curious" lol, I think the ARPD need some new protocols as I have been transporting Uranium for some time now, and don't intend to stop!
Haha lol..
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*Joe_Gvardia is on weed fields as medic*
*Freecop comes onto fields*
Freecop says: why are you on this property sir
Joe_Gvardia says: i am getting some medical weed i am low, officer
Joe_Gvardia says: if you have a problem with that then when you come to my hospital with cancer, i will be force to let you die
Freecop says: Hmm... ok carry on
*Freecop drives away*
i got away without a ticket or a warning not even a suspect :lol:
:ps: for those that don't know weed makes you hungry so when you smoke weed and you have cancer you will get hungry
:ps: i was also in a Ambulance
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Haha lol! Nice one Joe! :lol:.
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Lol he pulls me over, finds RADIOACTIVE MATERIALS and fines me for. . . . . speeding. Whats worse he exposed himself to Uranium because he was "curious" lol, I think the ARPD need some new protocols as I have been transporting Uranium for some time now, and don't intend to stop!
There is a huge f*cking difference between uranium and enriched uranium/plutonium
Why the f*ck would you transport ENRICHED URANIUM WITH A CAR? Uranium is totally harmless otherwise...
Well, Argonath has different laws of physics than the real world.
(http://www.argonathrpg.eu/forum/Themes/default/images/warnwarn.gif) This is a humor section, keep it clear of your whinning.
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[WS]Andy(XX) says: Open this truck.
Spartan_Gvardia(XX) says: Err, ok officer.
Spartan_Gvardia opens the truck door.
Spartan_Gvardia sees multiple metallic crates labelled "RADIOACTIVE - CAUTION"
[WS]Andy(XX) says: What are we transporting here?
Spartan_Gvardia(XX) says: Err. . . . . . Uranium Ore.
[WS]Andy(XX) says: Hmm, open one.
Spartan_Gvardia(XX) says: But officer, its radioactive.
[WS]Andy(XX) says: Just open it.
Spartan_Gvardia(XX) says: Ok officer. . . . .
Spartan_Gvardia injects himself with something.
Spartan_Gvardia grabs keys from pocket.
SPartan_Gvardia unlocks a crate revealing tubes containing Uranium bars.
[WS]Andy grabs one of the bars and examines it closer.
[WS]Andy(XX) says: ((Anything, drugs?))
Spartan_Gvardia(XX) says: ((Nope, just pure radioactive Uranium))
[WS]Andy(XX) says: Ok, your clean, but. . .
[WS]Andy(XX) says: Im gonna have to fine you $104 for speeding.
Spartan_Gvardia(XX) says: Ohh ok.
*Long RP of Ticketing
[WS]Andy(XX) says: Ok have a nice day.
*Moments Later
Spartan_Gvardia (XX): Andy, lol next time when someone has crates that are labelled RADIOACTIVE don't open them unless you want to die XD.
[WS]Andy (XX): But I was curious. . . .
Lol he pulls me over, finds RADIOACTIVE MATERIALS and fines me for. . . . . speeding. Whats worse he exposed himself to Uranium because he was "curious" lol, I think the ARPD need some new protocols as I have been transporting Uranium for some time now, and don't intend to stop!
Yo, your lucky I was drunk that day that I couldn't even think of how RolePlay xD you can see how I did on a 207, it will tell you I was drunk lol
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(http://www.argonathrpg.eu/forum/Themes/default/images/warnwarn.gif) This is a humor section, keep it clear of your whinning.
Um, that wasn't whining, it was my precious ability of sarcasm as I find it quite pointless to whine over such a thing -.-'
I should've put a :lol: in the end of my message >.<
Sorry if you misunderstood and sorry for me being a retard.
*Parachuting with Leon_Mokomaki and James_Hunter:*
[WS]Leon_Mokom(13) says: 4
[WS]Leon_Mokom(13) says: 3
[WS]Leon_Mokom(13) says: 2
[WS]Leon_Mokom(13) says: 1
James_Hunter(41) says: JUMP A-HOLES, JUMP FOR YOUR MOTHERSSS
[WS]Leon_Mokom(13) says: GO!
[WS]Leon_Mokom(13) has been kicked for flooding.
Leon spawned in the air.
[WS]Leon_Mokom(13) shouts megaphone): SAPD!
[WS]Leon_Mokom(13) shouts megaphone): SURRENDER!
[WS]Leon_Mokom(13) shouts megaphone): nvm
[WS]Leon_Mokom(13) shouts megaphone): continue
***[xxxx] [WS]Leon_Mokom(13): I sniff my balls every hour.
***[xxxx] [WS]Leon_Mokom(13) its so exotic
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This is My first post this is funny:
CrazyDude: (5) who is a mysterion?
Postal_Dude: (9) some mysterious gay.
Postal_Dude: (9) guy*
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Another one:
Someguy (sorry but cant remember his name): Is Tab a she or a he?
[Rstar]cDa: (20) well mine has hello kitty on it, so im sure its a she...
JaMeS_Alterlis: (27) rofl
Stof: (10) my TAb has a moustache
JaMeS_Alterlis: (27) stof is gay, as u can see lol
:rofl:
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There is a huge f*cking difference between uranium and enriched uranium/plutonium
Why the f*ck would you transport ENRICHED URANIUM WITH A CAR? Uranium is totally harmless otherwise...
Well, Argonath has different laws of physics than the real world.
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Lol, Uranium is not harmless, it can be naturally more radioactive then an average Plutonium isotope. And I was in a roadtrain WITH a trailer, not a car. And the only reason to transport Uranium in metal containers if it has been refined, purified, or recently bombarded with neutrons to either increase or decrease mass. Otherwise Uranium does not require a license or any special container to transport. And as far as this situation goes, Andy is right lol, how do you RP such a situation? I think, as I said above lol, the ARPD should outline how to react and respond when coming upon materials that may be hazerdous to public safety. Anyway keep in mind, Plutonium was at one point ITSELF Uranium. Anyway lol :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:.
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Heres some:
ADVERTISEMENT: NEWS: Elvis has just recieved his passport, Meet him at LSPD!, contact [AV]Linux(XX)
[Rstar]Rusty: (XX) Elvis is dead.
[AV]Nexxt: (XX) He respawned.
From MSN With Little Gvardia:
Little Gvardia says:
i might make my own VCMP RPG script
ofc based on GUS
its the best
tand its the biggest
lol i typed t
Spartan Gvardia says:
Lol fail
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What's wrong with that lol.
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Lol :razz:
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Admin [Rstar]Marc2984: Guys, open your eyes :)
Admin [WS]Charlie: ( O ) ( O ) - This is eyes, not tits
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Admin [Rstar]Marc2984: Guys, open your eyes :)
Admin [WS]Charlie: ( O ) ( O ) - This is eyes, not tits
Lol wow. . . . . :cool:
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Lol, Uranium is not harmless, it can be naturally more radioactive then an average Plutonium isotope. And I was in a roadtrain WITH a trailer, not a car. And the only reason to transport Uranium in metal containers if it has been refined, purified, or recently bombarded with neutrons to either increase or decrease mass. Otherwise Uranium does not require a license or any special container to transport. And as far as this situation goes, Andy is right lol, how do you RP such a situation? I think, as I said above lol, the ARPD should outline how to react and respond when coming upon materials that may be hazerdous to public safety. Anyway keep in mind, Plutonium was at one point ITSELF Uranium. Anyway lol :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:.
I would take plutonium as a drug :D :D :D
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I would take plutonium as a drug :D :D :D
To Spartan: I know, I was just messing around :P
To Xeuq: You would die.
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This is a Funny Chatlog, not a discussiong about uranium. Drop it, thanks. Also, msn chat are not ingame chat, try to avoid those, thanks.
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Another one:
Someguy (sorry but cant remember his name): Is Tab a she or a he?
[Rstar]cDa: (20) well mine has hello kitty on it, so im sure its a she...
JaMeS_Alterlis: (27) rofl
Stof: (10) my TAb has a moustache
JaMeS_Alterlis: (27) stof is gay, as u can see lol
:rofl:
:O hahhahahaha it does hav a mustache though it looks a lot like lines :D
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Admin [Rstar]Marc2984: Guys, open your eyes :)
Admin [WS]Charlie: ( O ) ( O ) - This is eyes, not tits
That is representing tits and eyes I guess.. :rofl:
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That is representing tits and eyes I guess.. :rofl:
Dont you see it are eyes?:O
1200th post!!
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Its look like both tits and eyes lol :lol:.
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DyBoK(3), was banned by [Rstar]Jaaskaa(9) for Skippy the kangaroo and DyBoK the jumphacka LOL bai
:rofl:
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DyBoK(3), was banned by [Rstar]Jaaskaa(9) for Skippy the kangaroo and DyBoK the jumphacka LOL bai
:rofl:
:rofl:
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DyBoK(3), was banned by [Rstar]Jaaskaa(9) for Skippy the kangaroo and DyBoK the jumphacka LOL bai
:rofl:
:rofl: indeed. :D
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[AV]Flameman(XX) says(phone): Robert Longstreet's automated secretary. Leave a messege after th
[AV]Flameman(XX) says(phone): BEEEEEEEEE f**king P!!
Lol :lol:
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Crime of [ARG]Cesar(0): for facking cop car
Crime of Vlad_Rob(16): where the hell u get those weapons from
Crime of SeXXXy(10): goverment property. not for civilians sir
***[CB] Johnny_Luvineri(14): Someone is following me but I can't see who
***[CB] Tony_Luvineri(23): It's me Retard
***[CB] Johnny_Luvineri(14): :O
***[CB] Julian_Luvineri(66): HAHA
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Crime of [ARG]Cesar(0): for facking cop car
Crime of Vlad_Rob(16): where the hell u get those weapons from
Crime of SeXXXy(10): goverment property. not for civilians sir
***[CB] Johnny_Luvineri(14): Someone is following me but I can't see who
***[CB] Tony_Luvineri(23): It's me Retard
***[CB] Johnny_Luvineri(14): :O
***[CB] Julian_Luvineri(66): HAHA
:rofl:
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Crime of [ARG]Cesar(0): for facking cop car
Crime of Vlad_Rob(16): where the hell u get those weapons from
Crime of SeXXXy(10): goverment property. not for civilians sir
***[CB] Johnny_Luvineri(14): Someone is following me but I can't see who
***[CB] Tony_Luvineri(23): It's me Retard
***[CB] Johnny_Luvineri(14): :O
***[CB] Julian_Luvineri(66): HAHA
lol really funny XD :rofl: :lol:
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Crime of [ARG]Cesar(0): for facking cop car
Crime of Vlad_Rob(16): where the hell u get those weapons from
Crime of SeXXXy(10): goverment property. not for civilians sir
***[CB] Johnny_Luvineri(14): Someone is following me but I can't see who
***[CB] Tony_Luvineri(23): It's me Retard
***[CB] Johnny_Luvineri(14): :O
***[CB] Julian_Luvineri(66): HAHA
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Yeah i remember that one xD laughed my ass off.. allmost.. but i didnt see his name somehow xD
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I lol'd
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Logs will be added to the site Argonath HUMOR (http://www.argonathrpg.eu/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=242&Itemid=146) pages.
1. Screenshots will not go to Humor page on site
2. Try to post the correct nicks of players in logs, not just "Some guy:"
3. Repeated situations will not go to the Humor page (not your fault though, just inform you)
4. Complains, flame will be cut and forum users warned.
5. Try to keep to the HUMOR, as it was supposed from the beginning...
Thank you.
Aimzz read first rule dude, why didnt u just write from screenshoot?
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(http://i671.photobucket.com/albums/vv74/IcyAero/untitled.jpg)
Yeh Mumin pulled a Tai, luckily I were unbanned in 30 seconds. :razz:
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ROFL :rofl:
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ADVERTISEMENT: Roda f**k you, contact Razor_Kix(16)
Baffba_Vuna: who focked my mother now?
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
WTH? :P lmao!!
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Leon, after crash:
[WS]Leon_Mokomaki: doubleyoudoubleyoudoubleyoudotfuckingcr ashdotfuckingcom
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lol :lol: :lol:
Leon Caught :P
I think I also have a screenshot of Pancher swearing :banana: :razz:
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Swearing is allowed.
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Happened a few days ago at the test server:
JaMeS_Alterlis: (7) ok let's start
JaMeS_Alterlis(7), was kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi(5) for goodbye
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Rofl? :lol:
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:lol:
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:lol:
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[XXXX] [WS]DarkRaven(38): Where's the fucking ElMartu
[WS]ElMartu(7) has joined the server
[XXXX] [WS]DarkRaven(38): Nevermind.
Oconnor(47): ok cheats are off
Oconnor(47) was banned by [WS]Charlie(31) for Weapon hacks - Unban argonathrpg.eu
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[XXXX] [WS]DarkRaven(38): Where's the f**king ElMartu
[WS]ElMartu(7) has joined the server
[XXXX] [WS]DarkRaven(38): Nevermind.
Oconnor(47): ok cheats are off
Oconnor(47) was banned by [WS]Charlie(31) for Weapon hacks - Unban argonathrpg.eu
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :banana:
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[Rstar]CBFasi(8): Police Radio: MEDIC!!, Over.
[Rstar]CBFasi(8): Police Radio: MEDIC!!, Over.
[Rstar]CBFasi(8):Emergency Radio: MEDIC!!, Over.
[Rstar]CBFasi(8): Police Radio: fail x2, Over.
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[Rstar]CBFasi(8): Police Radio: MEDIC!!, Over.
[Rstar]CBFasi(8): Police Radio: MEDIC!!, Over.
[Rstar]CBFasi(8):Emergency Radio: MEDIC!!, Over.
[Rstar]CBFasi(8): Police Radio: fail x2, Over.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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[Rstar]CBFasi(8): Police Radio: MEDIC!!, Over.
[Rstar]CBFasi(8): Police Radio: MEDIC!!, Over.
[Rstar]CBFasi(8):Emergency Radio: MEDIC!!, Over.
[Rstar]CBFasi(8): Police Radio: fail x2, Over.
:lol:
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This was funny to se:
defler_shottt(51):I'm Unbanned :D
After like 10 seconds:
defler_shottt(51), was banned by [AV]Inkognito(31) for ban evading
then the chat got LOLED :lol:
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This was funny to se:
defler_shottt(51):I'm Unbanned :D
After like 10 seconds:
defler_shottt(51), was banned by [AV]Inkognito(31) for ban evading
then the chat got LOLED :lol:
:rofl: :rofl:
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[Rstar]CBFasi(8): Police Radio: MEDIC!!, Over.
[Rstar]CBFasi(8): Police Radio: MEDIC!!, Over.
[Rstar]CBFasi(8):Emergency Radio: MEDIC!!, Over.
[Rstar]CBFasi(8): Police Radio: fail x2, Over.
Epic fail Haaah :D :D :D
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This was funny to se:
defler_shottt(51):I'm Unbanned :D
After like 10 seconds:
defler_shottt(51), was banned by [AV]Inkognito(31) for ban evading
then the chat got LOLED :lol:
nice one :rofl:
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This was funny to se:
defler_shottt(51):I'm Unbanned :D
After like 10 seconds:
defler_shottt(51), was banned by [AV]Inkognito(31) for ban evading
then the chat got LOLED :lol:
i was actively in it yeah, he started saying IM UNBANNED,
i had something like: so ur ban evading
he: u cant ban me
me: indeed i cant
delfer got banned by Inkognito for ban evading
me: but he can
then he kept coming back with things as 1-0 for me hahaha!! im back,
me: GOALLL 1-1
defler banned by ........ ban evading
and it went on untill 4-4
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i was actively in it yeah, he started saying IM UNBANNED,
i had something like: so ur ban evading
he: u cant ban me
me: indeed i cant
delfer got banned by Inkognito for ban evading
me: but he can
then he kept coming back with things as 1-0 for me hahaha!! im back,
me: GOALLL 1-1
defler banned by ........ ban evading
and it went on untill 4-4
:lol: :rofl: ban evaders are funny
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i was actively in it yeah, he started saying IM UNBANNED,
i had something like: so ur ban evading
he: u cant ban me
me: indeed i cant
delfer got banned by Inkognito for ban evading
me: but he can
then he kept coming back with things as 1-0 for me hahaha!! im back,
me: GOALLL 1-1
defler banned by ........ ban evading
and it went on untill 4-4
:lol:
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Even ban evaders and hackers can be funny :D
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Spartan_Gvardia(7) killed by [Rstar]CBFasi(16), Minigun
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[Rstar]Husky: (37) .a FBI will never cough me with my illegal cookies load
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Hell_Gvardia: (XX) TP 8 here
assassin_johnny: (XX) wtf is tp..... toilet paper??
[AV]JDC_Kolta: (XX) lolwut
Spartan_Gvardia: (XX) -_-
Hell_Gvardia: (XX) lol
Lol much? :rofl: :rofl:
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Spartan_Gvardia(7) killed by [Rstar]CBFasi(16), Minigun
LOL he was in Hunter, I harvested weed someone else grew, and he totally kick mah ass, :D. Anyway, I still gets to keep the weed :D. (Though I lost 1k for being suspect :lol:)
And heres some pics of it :D: http://www.argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?topic=1655.630 .
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Hell_Gvardia: (XX) TP 8 here
assassin_johnny: (XX) wtf is tp..... toilet paper??
[AV]JDC_Kolta: (XX) lolwut
Spartan_Gvardia: (XX) -_-
Hell_Gvardia: (XX) lol
Lol much? :rofl: :rofl:
:lol:
[Rstar]Husky: (37) .a FBI will never cough me with my illegal cookies load
:lol: Fail
Spartan_Gvardia(7) killed by [Rstar]CBFasi(16), Minigun
:lol:
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Spar you got owned by CBF lol you should of ran for your life
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Its useless mate, Hunter's minigun has auto-aim like the Seasparrow's ;)
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Hell_Gvardia: (XX) TP 8 here
assassin_johnny: (XX) wtf is tp..... toilet paper??
[AV]JDC_Kolta: (XX) lolwut
Spartan_Gvardia: (XX) -_-
Hell_Gvardia: (XX) lol
Lol much? :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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So CBF gets to do what ever he wants?.. Using a Hunter against weed growers?... Seriously..
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RPG_Police: (17) WTF?
RPG_Police(17), was warned by [Rstar]CBFasi(9) for lying to lv6 admin 5 MINUTES
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RPG_Police: (17) WTF?
RPG_Police(17), was warned by [Rstar]CBFasi(9) for lying to lv6 admin 5 MINUTES
He got admin jailed for 5 minutes before, then he wrote WTF? and then Cb. warned him. I see nothing funny here ;P
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Hell_Gvardia: (XX) TP 8 here
assassin_johnny: (XX) wtf is tp..... toilet paper??
[AV]JDC_Kolta: (XX) lolwut
Spartan_Gvardia: (XX) -_-
Hell_Gvardia: (XX) lol
:lol: :rofl: Thats some good stuff xD
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[Rstar]Husky: (37) .a FBI will never cough me with my illegal cookies load
fail :rofl: :D :rofl:
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[ALS]Soulvexx: (48) Do /area 48
[ALS]Soulvexx inside LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, El Castillo del Diablo, Bone County
:rofl: :rofl:
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[ALS]Soulvexx: (48) Do /area 48
[ALS]Soulvexx inside LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, El Castillo del Diablo, Bone County
:rofl: :rofl:
ROFL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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[ALS]Soulvexx: (48) Do /area 48
[ALS]Soulvexx inside LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, El Castillo del Diablo, Bone County
:rofl: :rofl:
:lol:
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Ups, That's my house :redface:
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It was like 2 days ago....
RPG_Police: hii can you step out of vhitchle?
Pinkel: no come in
me: ok /me get in
he: no realy get in
me : /me gets realy in
he: /me drags her into car give her handcuffs and drive her into army
me: /su 49 for umm.... kidnaped me
he: suck it
me: how? im a man...
he: and im a gay.
me: and im a girl
he: im a homosexual understand?
me: what thats means ??
CRASHED!
me: /login ***
agien id 49 come back
me: ok
he: suck it
me : i have yumped out
AFTER SOME MINUTES....
Pinkel was kicked by admin J***_*** for i dont gonna suck yours....
me: hallo agien
he: ok i need a hooker
me: not me im man...
HE WALKS AWAY
after some minutes....
a hooker: hey!
me: hey
she: you send him to me?
me: WHO?
she: this bitch /me drags him out...
me: agien him?
Pinkel wass banned from ***** for: WE DONT GONNA SUCK YOURS ITS A RP NOT A PORNO SERVER!
I HAVE SMILED WHOLE DAY MAN THIS IS THE BIGEST YOKE FOR ME... and sory for bad anglish.!.
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lol @ Porno server :banana:
And at him lol!
:lol:
:cop:
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Freecop(xx): Can i get promotion to SWAT??
[TCL]Twenty(xx): [LOL]
[Rstar]Pancher(xx): No
I had to laugh a bit =) :hurray:
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[SASD]Blinky(3): Police Radio: traffic stop west of city hall, Over.
[Rstar]Jaaskaa(5): Police Radio: I know, its me that you are pulling over, Over.
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[SASD]Blinky(3): Police Radio: traffic stop west of city hall, Over.
[Rstar]Jaaskaa(5): Police Radio: I know, its me that you are pulling over, Over.
ha, The Undercover system fools someone then.
Here's one from a few days ago:
Francis_Lee: (12) What the hell? I killed a orange person but I was fined?????(About me)
[Z]Mike: (25) Yes, I Had surrendered.
Francis_Lee: (12) Why were you moving though???????????
[Z]Mike: (23) Because Vule had cuffed me.
Francis_Lee: (12) Don't lie, It's a bug
I was like 'wut?'
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[SASD]Blinky(3): Police Radio: traffic stop west of city hall, Over.
[Rstar]Jaaskaa(5): Police Radio: I know, its me that you are pulling over, Over.
:lol:
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*** thats_me is driving and just hit a cat
*** thats_me stoped his car to se wtf is gooing on
*** thats_me sees the cat and grab's it
*** thats_me looks it good and the cat' start scraching
*** thats_me get's his gun and sayes
*** thats_me ya mabye got 8 life's but i have 100hp b**ch
thats_me have been kicked for flooding
i realy hate this cat when someone see hr shot this cat!
BTW cat wins :rofl:
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[SASD]Blinky(3): Police Radio: traffic stop west of city hall, Over.
[Rstar]Jaaskaa(5): Police Radio: I know, its me that you are pulling over, Over.
:hah: Thats Funny
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During a passport test.
MalcolmSvensson(27): Who is the President of Argonath?
MikeXP(52): uhm its Tovenaarke!
MalcolmSvensson(27) Heh, nope his name is Gandalf.
MikeXP(52): oh oke
MalcolmSvensson(27) Tovenaarke works as a police officer. Aight, who is the Vice-President of Argonath then?
MikeXP(52) That's Tovenaarke!
MalcolmSvensson(27) No! Lol..
I found this funny :p
He passed his test though :)
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Here's one from a few days ago:
Francis_Lee: (12) What the hell? I killed a orange person but I was fined?????(About me)
[Z]Mike: (25) Yes, I Had surrendered.
Francis_Lee: (12) Why were you moving though???????????
[Z]Mike: (23) Because Vule had cuffed me.
Francis_Lee: (12) Don't lie, It's a bug
I was like 'wut?'
Haah :rofl: :rofl:
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He got admin jailed for 5 minutes before, then he wrote WTF? and then Cb. warned him. I see nothing funny here ;P
i said WTF? and he jailed me xD it was soo funy
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MSN Conversation:
Caion has just signed in.
*unicef JaMeS says: hey Caion <3
Caion has just singed out.
--Few hours later--
Caion has just signed in.
*unicef JaMeS says: hey Caion <3
Caion has just signed out.
--Few a lot of hours later--
Caion has just signed in.
*unicef JaMeS says: hey Caion <3
This time he didn't signed out :banana:
If u use Windows Live Messenger lastest version it will be like:
*unicef JaMeS says:
• hey Caion <3
• hey Caion <3
• hey Caion <3
lol
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today: i was normal RP as a taxi....
id 33 comes in and sais to LV please
i said: ok then you need to pay me 1k
id 33 use help me up and start to flood it also he crashes in a heli and die i gone back to LSPD
after 3 minutes
an admin come in the taxi
i sai where toys (i was wrong said)
he: i have no toys
Was Jailed by *** for 5 minutes because: i have no toys
after 5 minutes
i found Deejay (i was temp banned and kicked my him like 20 times)
also i say hi can you ride me to LSPD?
he teleported me
than a yunki steped in mene taxi and said on middle of the road pull over this is law or we gonna use fire
i was like wut?
than in LV he started sing... O ti vas domaca....i was pissed off but than...
he: pull over this is law
me: what law
he: fire man here on /e
me: /l admins this man is drunk
he: gemeto LZPS
me: stop it i know you yoking
he: This is law pull over and surender
after few minutes... at LSPD
he: tunk zu hey honey wanna good time?
me: i was driving away then after few minutes i see him on mine car and he sais yust!
You Are TempBanned By **** For: No One Is Drunk
I WAS LIKE -_-
You are constantly rulebreaking ingame... What's so funny in that "funny chatlog"?
Why didn't you post your "funny" insults against others?
Grow up?
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MSN Conversation:
Caion has just signed in.
*unicef JaMeS says: hey Caion <3
Caion has just singed out.
--Few hours later--
Caion has just signed in.
*unicef JaMeS says: hey Caion <3
Caion has just signed out.
--Few a lot of hours later--
Caion has just signed in.
*unicef JaMeS says: hey Caion <3
This time he didn't signed out :banana:
If u use Windows Live Messenger lastest version it will be like:
*unicef JaMeS says:
• hey Caion <3
• hey Caion <3
• hey Caion <3
lol
:lol: Lastest version of MSN is really good . + MSN Funny Chatlogs (http://www.argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?topic=11910.0)
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Today i was chasing a suspect with httrrr (or something like that) and he started to use megaphone and saying hilarious things like:
SURRENDER OR WE WILL TROW BANANAS AT YOU!!!!
SURRENDER OR WE WILL TROW BANANAS AT YOU OR EVEN PINEAPLES!!!
xD it was very fun until htttrr crashed and the suspect falled and died Lol.
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Today i was chasing a suspect with httrrr (or something like that) and he started to use megaphone and saying hilarious things like:
SURRENDER OR WE WILL TROW BANANAS AT YOU!!!!
SURRENDER OR WE WILL TROW BANANAS AT YOU OR EVEN PINEAPLES!!!
xD it was very fun until htttrr crashed and the suspect falled and died Lol.
lol! :banana: :banana: :banana:
I really like it xD
:cop:
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Today i was chasing a suspect with httrrr (or something like that) and he started to use megaphone and saying hilarious things like:
SURRENDER OR WE WILL TROW BANANAS AT YOU!!!!
SURRENDER OR WE WILL TROW BANANAS AT YOU OR EVEN PINEAPLES!!!
xD it was very fun until htttrr crashed and the suspect falled and died Lol.
LoL nice One xD
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Few days ago
Me: /AREA 49
'kostasfeg is inside your stomach, tierra robada'
NOOOOO
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Few days ago
Me: /AREA 49
'kostasfeg is inside your stomach, tierra robada'
NOOOOO
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Bye all see ya tomorow
id 12 BB
Icy See ya
RPG_Police joined the server
icy: its morning jet?
:lol: :rofl:
i fast died from laught
:hurray: :banana: :hah: :rofl: :lol:
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It made me laugh.
And it was not about the joke :lol:
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I can't remember the name , sorry I think its fastestheroxiamx . But i bet everyone will remember it =D
fastestheroxiamx : Cops can you please leave from weed field so i can grow some weed
3-4 minutes later
fastestheroxiamx: Omg cops saw my weed ! help me !
1-2 Hours later .
fastestheroxiamx : Cops can you help me someone steal my weed !
I like this guy , he is making laugh me =D
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Bye all see ya tomorow
id 12 BB
Icy See ya
RPG_Police joined the server
icy: its morning jet?
:lol: :rofl:
i fast died from laught
:hurray: :banana: :hah: :rofl: :lol:
lol :lol:
I can't remember the name , sorry I think its fastestheroxiamx . But i bet everyone will remember it =D
fastestheroxiamx : Cops can you please leave from weed field so i can grow some weed
3-4 minutes later
fastestheroxiamx: Omg cops saw my weed ! help me !
1-2 Hours later .
fastestheroxiamx : Cops can you help me someone steal my weed !
I like this guy , he is making laugh me =D
haha, I like this guy xD :hurray:
:cop:
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lol yep that guy was talking to me and deejay..he was like "hey guys can you leave.."
"omg they saw my weed"
"stop chasing me and i'll give you some weed!"
..was funny
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lol yep that guy was talking to me and deejay..he was like "hey guys can you leave.."
"omg they saw my weed"
"stop chasing me and i'll give you some weed!"
..was funny
:rofl:
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I can't remember the name , sorry I think its fastestheroxiamx . But i bet everyone will remember it =D
fastestheroxiamx : Cops can you please leave from weed field so i can grow some weed
3-4 minutes later
fastestheroxiamx: Omg cops saw my weed ! help me !
1-2 Hours later .
fastestheroxiamx : Cops can you help me someone steal my weed !
I like this guy , he is making laugh me =D
Yeah lol i remeber him :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Luke_Stracci(19) has joined the server
Luke_Stracci: (19) fucking hello
Luke_Stracci: (19) fucking hell*
[TCL]Twenty: (20) lol
GiacJr: (47) fucking hey
[WS]Charlie: (44) Hello
[AV]Hess: (2) lol
[ALS]Henry: (36) lol
[ALS]Mawi: (31) Hellow
[WS]Charlie: (44) lol :D
*More lols etc.*
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grzesiek3090 was banned by Mumin(4) for A flying Grzsiek! :O Flyhacks
[AV]Grzesiek: D:
HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: [RI]Mario_Rinna check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: I want to surrender, Suspect: Unknown
FAILURE: [RI]Mario_Rinna has escaped and is no longer wanted
[ALS]Mawi: gimli got demed..
[ALS]Mawi: dmed*
Gimli: by Casio..
Gimli: (x)casio
Youssri_Krap: The Sunshine hurts my computer
MalcolmSvensson: Vampire computer?
[AVt]NexxtHarris: exit
[AVt]NexxtHarris: .exit
[AVt]NexxtHarris: 7exit
[AVt]NexxtHarris: JESUS
Dropped ID's and most of the colors, as they're unrelevant.
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grzesiek3090 was banned by Mumin(4) for A flying Grzsiek! :O Flyhacks
[AV]Grzesiek: D:
HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: [RI]Mario_Rinna check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: I want to surrender, Suspect: Unknown
FAILURE: [RI]Mario_Rinna has escaped and is no longer wanted
[ALS]Mawi: gimli got demed..
[ALS]Mawi: dmed*
Gimli: by Casio..
Gimli: (x)casio
Youssri_Krap: The Sunshine hurts my computer
MalcolmSvensson: Vampire computer?
[AVt]NexxtHarris: exit
[AVt]NexxtHarris: .exit
[AVt]NexxtHarris: 7exit
[AVt]NexxtHarris: JESUS
Dropped ID's and most of the colors, as they're unrelevant.
lol nice little collection and fail nexxt! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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lol nice little collection and fail nexxt! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
yeah it was funny than he abused me also i find it better when he did this 1 hour long typing .exit 7exit exit..... :poke:
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grzesiek3090 was banned by Mumin(4) for A flying Grzsiek! :O Flyhacks
[AV]Grzesiek: D:
HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: [RI]Mario_Rinna check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: I want to surrender, Suspect: Unknown
FAILURE: [RI]Mario_Rinna has escaped and is no longer wanted
[ALS]Mawi: gimli got demed..
[ALS]Mawi: dmed*
Gimli: by Casio..
Gimli: (x)casio
Youssri_Krap: The Sunshine hurts my computer
MalcolmSvensson: Vampire computer?
[AVt]NexxtHarris: exit
[AVt]NexxtHarris: .exit
[AVt]NexxtHarris: 7exit
[AVt]NexxtHarris: JESUS
Dropped ID's and most of the colors, as they're unrelevant.
Nice collection..
About that call from me.. Well, suspects got nothing to do in the last two minutes.. :rofl:
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grzesiek3090 was banned by Mumin(4) for A flying Grzsiek! :O Flyhacks
[AV]Grzesiek: D:
HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: [RI]Mario_Rinna check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: I want to surrender, Suspect: Unknown
FAILURE: [RI]Mario_Rinna has escaped and is no longer wanted
[ALS]Mawi: gimli got demed..
[ALS]Mawi: dmed*
Gimli: by Casio..
Gimli: (x)casio
Youssri_Krap: The Sunshine hurts my computer
MalcolmSvensson: Vampire computer?
[AVt]NexxtHarris: exit
[AVt]NexxtHarris: .exit
[AVt]NexxtHarris: 7exit
[AVt]NexxtHarris: JESUS
Dropped ID's and most of the colors, as they're unrelevant.
lolfail @ Nexxt
lmao @ Vampire Computer
rofl @ 911 calls xD
:cop:
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grzesiek3090 was banned by Mumin(4) for A flying Grzsiek! :O Flyhacks
[AV]Grzesiek: D:
HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: [RI]Mario_Rinna check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: I want to surrender, Suspect: Unknown
FAILURE: [RI]Mario_Rinna has escaped and is no longer wanted
[ALS]Mawi: gimli got demed..
[ALS]Mawi: dmed*
Gimli: by Casio..
Gimli: (x)casio
Youssri_Krap: The Sunshine hurts my computer
MalcolmSvensson: Vampire computer?
[AVt]NexxtHarris: exit
[AVt]NexxtHarris: .exit
[AVt]NexxtHarris: 7exit
[AVt]NexxtHarris: JESUS
Dropped ID's and most of the colors, as they're unrelevant.
Can't stop laughing when I saw Gimli got dmed until his car explode and several mins after that me,Luke,Gimli,casion and some cops got heli killed :lol:.
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[AVt]NexxtHarris: exit
[AVt]NexxtHarris: .exit
[AVt]NexxtHarris: 7exit
[AVt]NexxtHarris: JESUS
Multi Fail :lol:
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I can't remember the name , sorry I think its fastestheroxiamx . But i bet everyone will remember it =D
fastestheroxiamx : Cops can you please leave from weed field so i can grow some weed
3-4 minutes later
fastestheroxiamx: Omg cops saw my weed ! help me !
1-2 Hours later .
fastestheroxiamx : Cops can you help me someone steal my weed !
I like this guy , he is making laugh me =D
Haaah Very Fun
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Nexxt :lol:
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(http://bildem.lv/bildes/50522ce2f66079ceacebdffc131db208.PNG) ;)
Present admins: Luigi_Corleone(5)-3 was_arrested_by(7)-1 Hank_Rafferty(13)-3 Charlie_Cortez(14)-2
rewritten so it can go to the website
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Present admins: Luigi_Corleone(5)-3 was_arrested_by(7)-1 Hank_Rafferty(13)-3 Charlie_Cortez(14)-2
rewritten so it can go to the website
lol I like it!!! :lol:
:hurray: :hurray: :hurray:
:cop:
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Present admins: Luigi_Corleone(5)-3 was_arrested_by(7)-1 Hank_Rafferty(13)-3 Charlie_Cortez(14)-2
rewritten so it can go to the website
Nice Name
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Be nice to know if this a rs3 comment or rs4..
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It was in RS3.
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Present admins: Luigi_Corleone(5)-3 was_arrested_by(7)-1 Hank_Rafferty(13)-3 Charlie_Cortez(14)-2
rewritten so it can go to the website
Who is was_arrested_by btw? and :lol:
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Probably JDC, since he has great humor like this :P
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rpg_is_gay: (15) ;kick me again and ill rape u
rpg_is_gay, was kicked by GiacJr(14) for cu
Mafs_Corleone: (5) lol
GiacJr: (14) shit he wasn't joking
GiacJr: (14) omgomgogmg help
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rpg_is_gay: (15) ;kick me again and ill rape u
rpg_is_gay, was kicked by GiacJr(14) for cu
Mafs_Corleone: (5) lol
GiacJr: (14) shit he wasn't joking
GiacJr: (14) omgomgogmg help
:lol:
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rpg_is_gay: (15) ;kick me again and ill rape u
rpg_is_gay, was kicked by GiacJr(14) for cu
Mafs_Corleone: (5) lol
GiacJr: (14) shit he wasn't joking
GiacJr: (14) omgomgogmg help
:rofl:
:cop:
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rpg_is_gay: (15) ;kick me again and ill rape u
rpg_is_gay, was kicked by GiacJr(14) for cu
Mafs_Corleone: (5) lol
GiacJr: (14) shit he wasn't joking
GiacJr: (14) omgomgogmg help
thats also a good one :cool:
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(http://i40.tinypic.com/3176zwg.png)
Max_Terrye: (45) admins if you give me driving license then ill tell you
hackers id
hehe.. :lol:
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I laughed at this when Squeak PM'ed wrong :rofl:
PM from Squeak_Araatus(x): "Use it or loose it" <-- advertisement for masturbation
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(http://i40.tinypic.com/3176zwg.png)
Max_Terrye: (45) admins if you give me driving license then ill tell you
hackers id
hehe.. :lol:
:lol:
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I laughed at this when Squeak PM'ed wrong :rofl:
PM from Squeak_Araatus(x): "Use it or loose it" <-- advertisement for masturbation
:lol:
:cop:
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A cop: (*) Mario, how much time left?
[RI]Mario_Rinna: (*) 4 minutes...
The cop: (*) pfft, won't even bother then.
/runhowlong
You need to stay away at least 100m from cops for approximately 43 minutes
... 43 minutes later ...
You have escaped and are no longer wanted
The cop: (*) WTF!!
+ a quite old one.
Paul_CemsT(49), was kicked by Hank_Rafferty(0) for spreding rumors
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rpg_is_gay: (15) ;kick me again and ill rape u
rpg_is_gay, was kicked by GiacJr(14) for cu
Mafs_Corleone: (5) lol
GiacJr: (14) shit he wasn't joking
GiacJr: (14) omgomgogmg help
also how i see this he wanned to say me im a gay i wasnt online and he was kicked all the time :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol: maybe more peopple gonna say this
:conf:
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lol :lol:
...
:cop:
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I laughed at this when Squeak PM'ed wrong :rofl:
PM from Squeak_Araatus(x): "Use it or loose it" <-- advertisement for masturbation
This should be /ad
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Driving test:
[Rstar]cDa(x): Ok do u know speed limits?
GrandTheftAuto(x): yes i do
[Rstar]cDa(x): Tell me what is limit ?
GrandTheftAuto(x): When speedo goes red: BRAKE!
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hahaha lol cDa! :rofl:
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lol :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Driving test:
[Rstar]cDa(x): Ok do u know speed limits?
GrandTheftAuto(x): yes i do
[Rstar]cDa(x): Tell me what is limit ?
GrandTheftAuto(x): When speedo goes red: BRAKE!
Haaaaaaah i think i will say that to my teacher when im taking driver license in Real world :pop:
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Driving test:
[Rstar]cDa(x): Ok do u know speed limits?
GrandTheftAuto(x): yes i do
[Rstar]cDa(x): Tell me what is limit ?
GrandTheftAuto(x): When speedo goes red: BRAKE!
lol if he on the street, there would be traffic jam in every 10 seconds
Drive, Brake, Drive, Brake :lol:
:cop:
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rpg_is_gay: (15) ;kick me again and ill rape u
rpg_is_gay, was kicked by GiacJr(14) for cu
Mafs_Corleone: (5) lol
GiacJr: (14) shit he wasn't joking
GiacJr: (14) omgomgogmg help
:lol: :rofl:
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Driving test:
[Rstar]cDa(x): Ok do u know speed limits?
GrandTheftAuto(x): yes i do
[Rstar]cDa(x): Tell me what is limit ?
GrandTheftAuto(x): When speedo goes red: BRAKE!
Hah, I think he was kidding.
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Driving test:
[Rstar]cDa(x): Ok do u know speed limits?
GrandTheftAuto(x): yes i do
[Rstar]cDa(x): Tell me what is limit ?
GrandTheftAuto(x): When speedo goes red: BRAKE!
LMFAO :rofl:
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Crime of [RI]Lou_Bruno: suspected by officer [AV]Wayne for transmiting diseases to grannies.
He gave me AIDS :cry:
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Crime of [RI]Lou_Bruno: suspected by officer [AV]Wayne for transmiting diseases to grannies.
He gave me AIDS :cry:
Not like a granny is gonna be around to spread it, or die by it. Lol jk, saw him doing lots of that kinda stuff, though the issue I had to address is how this could become a joke? Its just not funny, its like saying "Hahaha, I made you get cancer." It just isn't right.
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Not like a granny is gonna be around to spread it, or die by it. Lol jk, saw him doing lots of that kinda stuff, though the issue I had to address is how this could become a joke? Its just not funny, its like saying "Hahaha, I made you get cancer." It just isn't right.
Dont mix games situations with RL situations ;)
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Driving test:
[Rstar]cDa(x): Ok do u know speed limits?
GrandTheftAuto(x): yes i do
[Rstar]cDa(x): Tell me what is limit ?
GrandTheftAuto(x): When speedo goes red: BRAKE!
:rofl:
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Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: we need MEDIC to jefferson hospital now!. Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: we have a man down here!, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: i repeat, man down!, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: BETTER NOT BE A TRICK, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: JUST GET YOUR ASS HERE, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: where is it, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: Jefferson.., Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: weres jefferson, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: forget it, dude, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: wow, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: your mom, Over.
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Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: we need MEDIC to jefferson hospital now!. Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: we have a man down here!, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: i repeat, man down!, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: BETTER NOT BE A TRICK, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: JUST GET YOUR ASS HERE, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: where is it, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: Jefferson.., Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: weres jefferson, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: forget it, dude, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: wow, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: your mom, Over.
Haha :lol:
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Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: we need MEDIC to jefferson hospital now!. Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: we have a man down here!, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: i repeat, man down!, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: BETTER NOT BE A TRICK, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: JUST GET YOUR ASS HERE, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: where is it, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: Jefferson.., Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: weres jefferson, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: forget it, dude, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: wow, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: your mom, Over.
:lol:
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:lol:
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Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: we need MEDIC to jefferson hospital now!. Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: we have a man down here!, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: i repeat, man down!, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: BETTER NOT BE A TRICK, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: JUST GET YOUR ASS HERE, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: where is it, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: Jefferson.., Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: weres jefferson, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: forget it, dude, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: wow, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: your mom, Over.
:lol:
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Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: we need MEDIC to jefferson hospital now!. Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: we have a man down here!, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: i repeat, man down!, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: BETTER NOT BE A TRICK, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: JUST GET YOUR ASS HERE, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: where is it, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: Jefferson.., Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: weres jefferson, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: forget it, dude, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: wow, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: your mom, Over.
Bwahaha, best ''candid'' jokes there is :rofl:
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Here we are with some recent ones:
Crime on SpagBob_Dragon(6): suspected by officer Speedos(6) for for car Dm
((Hint, look at the ID's :D))
PM sent to Killer_Gvardia: Lol
PM from Eugenio_Diaz(8): lol
PM send to Eugenio_Diaz: Lol
PM from Killer_Gvardia(19): lol
Crime of Niko_Frest(18): suspected by officer [CFA]Spartan(41) for Public defication
Chase_Greggor: (8) my anus is bleeding
Chase_Greggor: (8) halp
***[XXXX] Dimitre_Diaz(29): I thin we should seattle this before going to a war
***[XXXX] Spartan_Gvardia(23): Seattle? The city? :S
***[XXXX] Eugenio_Diaz(16): Lol
IHACKdontbanme(38) has joined the server.
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Chase_Greggor: (8) my anus is bleeding
Chase_Greggor: (8) halp
That happens all the time. He likes to stick random objects up his rectum.
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Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: we need MEDIC to jefferson hospital now!. Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: we have a man down here!, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: i repeat, man down!, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: BETTER NOT BE A TRICK, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: JUST GET YOUR ASS HERE, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: where is it, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: Jefferson.., Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: weres jefferson, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: forget it, dude, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: wow, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: your mom, Over.
:D
for some reason players never play single player, yesterday i had someone who didnt even knew where LS was lol
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PM sent to Killer_Gvardia: Lol
PM from Eugenio_Diaz(8): lol
PM send to Eugenio_Diaz: Lol
PM from Killer_Gvardia(19): lol
lol
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Indeed, some new players seem to not know where ANYTHING is, although I think the most common is Unity Station or LSPD.
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Police1: miss please step out of car./me steps out of car
Police1: step out REALY!/me realy steps out
Police1: /me throws her out/me get it and step out
RPG_Police: Now?
Police 2: GET OUT OR SUSPECT (he said it in T)
Police 2 was kicked by Admin**** for: Caps
RPG_Police was suspected by Police 1 for: maked mine friend to get kicked!
Police 2 was kicket by **** for: abusing /su and cop rights
RPG_Police was unsuspected by **** for: /su abuse
RPG_Police:says: I WON :banana:
2./me throws a bomb at officer.
officer says: help bomb! can i /su her?
around me was like 30 officers/me bomb explode and out come 1kg of candy's
I WON AGIEN! :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
This hapened before 3 weeks also dont say me i am banned this massage cant be copyed becouse copy rights! AND I HAVE NO RIGHTS?!?!?!
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Driving test:
[Rstar]cDa(x): Ok do u know speed limits?
GrandTheftAuto(x): yes i do
[Rstar]cDa(x): Tell me what is limit ?
GrandTheftAuto(x): When speedo goes red: BRAKE!
This one made my day :D :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :D
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Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: we need MEDIC to jefferson hospital now!. Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: we have a man down here!, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: i repeat, man down!, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: BETTER NOT BE A TRICK, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: JUST GET YOUR ASS HERE, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: where is it, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: Jefferson.., Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: weres jefferson, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: forget it, dude, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: wow, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: your mom, Over.
Haaah Lol nice one :rofl:
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Lol, "Your mom", I gotta have a discussion with this guý. :D
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This hapened before 3 weeks also dont say me i am banned this massage cant be copyed becouse copy rights!
I think you'll find it can.
Under the Designs, Copyrights and Patents Act. in the UK and UCRC they can do what they like with it.
It was written on their server, it is their intellectual property. Also you cannot copyright paragraphs, only brands, Images and other specimens that have been solely made by the author. So no. You are wrong.
Anyway here's my suggestion.
(Quite a while ago - pre RS4)
?kcaHtahWkcaH: (21) Now I'm in LS
?kcaHtahWkcaH: (21) Now SF
?kcaHtahWkcaH: (21) was banned by admin XXX(XX) for now gone!
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(Quite a while ago - pre RS4)
?kcaHtahWkcaH: (21) Now I'm in LS
?kcaHtahWkcaH: (21) Now SF
?kcaHtahWkcaH: (21) was banned by admin XXX(XX) for now gone!
:lol: Teleporters .
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Here we are with some recent ones:
Crime on SpagBob_Dragon(6): suspected by officer Speedos(6) for for car Dm
((Hint, look at the ID's :D))
PM sent to Killer_Gvardia: Lol
PM from Eugenio_Diaz(8): lol
PM send to Eugenio_Diaz: Lol
PM from Killer_Gvardia(19): lol
Crime of Niko_Frest(18): suspected by officer [CFA]Spartan(41) for Public defication
Chase_Greggor: (8) my anus is bleeding
Chase_Greggor: (8) halp
***[XXXX] Dimitre_Diaz(29): I thin we should seattle this before going to a war
***[XXXX] Spartan_Gvardia(23): Seattle? The city? :S
***[XXXX] Eugenio_Diaz(16): Lol
IHACKdontbanme(38) has joined the server.
:lol:
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:rofl:
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I think you'll find it can.
Under the Designs, Copyrights and Patents Act. in the UK and UCRC they can do what they like with it.
It was written on their server, it is their intellectual property. Also you cannot copyright paragraphs, only brands, Images and other specimens that have been solely made by the author. So no. You are wrong.
Anyway here's my suggestion.
(Quite a while ago - pre RS4)
?kcaHtahWkcaH: (21) Now I'm in LS
?kcaHtahWkcaH: (21) Now SF
?kcaHtahWkcaH: (21) was banned by admin XXX(XX) for now gone!
lol :rofl:
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[AV]Bianconeri: (25) changename cost 10k reiu
Reiu: (9) WTF
Reiu: (9) wow
Reiu: (9) 10k
[AV]Bianconeri: (25) I know, it sucks
Reiu: (9) IN RS5 maybe u pay 2mil to login
nikhil: (17) PEOPLE UM N HELP ME SUK UR BOOB
[RIo]Joe_DeRossi: (12) You have to go to Union Station to become a driver
hohla: (29) where is the union station?
[RIo]Joe_DeRossi: (12) Near GS9
hohla: (29) WHERE is gs9?
[RIo]Joe_DeRossi: (12) at Idlewood
hohla: (29) Where is idlewood???
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[AV]Bianconeri: (25) changename cost 10k reiu
Reiu: (9) WTF
Reiu: (9) wow
Reiu: (9) 10k
[AV]Bianconeri: (25) I know, it sucks
Reiu: (9) IN RS5 maybe u pay 2mil to login
nikhil: (17) PEOPLE UM N HELP ME SUK UR BOOB
[RIo]Joe_DeRossi: (12) You have to go to Union Station to become a driver
hohla: (29) where is the union station?
[RIo]Joe_DeRossi: (12) Near GS9
hohla: (29) WHERE is gs9?
[RIo]Joe_DeRossi: (12) at Idlewood
hohla: (29) Where is idlewood???
:rofl: :rofl:
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[AV]Bianconeri: (25) changename cost 10k reiu
Reiu: (9) WTF
Reiu: (9) wow
Reiu: (9) 10k
[AV]Bianconeri: (25) I know, it sucks
Reiu: (9) IN RS5 maybe u pay 2mil to login
nikhil: (17) PEOPLE UM N HELP ME SUK UR BOOB
[RIo]Joe_DeRossi: (12) You have to go to Union Station to become a driver
hohla: (29) where is the union station?
[RIo]Joe_DeRossi: (12) Near GS9
hohla: (29) WHERE is gs9?
[RIo]Joe_DeRossi: (12) at Idlewood
hohla: (29) Where is idlewood???
:lol:
:ps: It's Unity not Union :poke:
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[AV]Bianconeri: (25) changename cost 10k reiu
Reiu: (9) WTF
Reiu: (9) wow
Reiu: (9) 10k
[AV]Bianconeri: (25) I know, it sucks
Reiu: (9) IN RS5 maybe u pay 2mil to login
nikhil: (17) PEOPLE UM N HELP ME SUK UR BOOB
[RIo]Joe_DeRossi: (12) You have to go to Union Station to become a driver
hohla: (29) where is the union station?
[RIo]Joe_DeRossi: (12) Near GS9
hohla: (29) WHERE is gs9?
[RIo]Joe_DeRossi: (12) at Idlewood
hohla: (29) Where is idlewood???
Haaah Nice one :lol:
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Some of them made me laugh :D
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I dont understand why people whine about /changename price.
Have you ever seen any servers where you can change name?
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I don't know, I don't play on any other servers, but if there isn't any other server that has it, would still be great to have it here, so people can use alt's. It's the change that is the thing, that it's suddenly a price for changing name, which was for free before.
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I don't know, I don't play on any other servers, but if there isn't any other server that has it, would still be great to have it here, so people can use alt's. It's the change that is the thing, that it's suddenly a price for changing name, which was for free before.
I know 10k i much and you was used to free changename, but we should be happy that we still got it.
You remember, CBFasi was about to remove it. (( Sorry if im wrong ))
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:lol:
:ps: It's Unity not Union :poke:
My bad mate.
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I think Union is the real life name of it, in Los Angeles.
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(http://i44.tinypic.com/2pyn5l0.png)
:P
If you can't see the image:
Sagon: (41) I LOST MY MONEY, CASH and RESPECT
Sagon: (41) BECAUSE OF SOME NIGGAZ
EDIT: This was extremly funny; it was COMPLETLY out of the blue.. :D
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It wasnt that funny but i loved what he sayd :D
Bockman51: (50) Stupid idiots, i could swear they won their driver license at bingo
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(http://i44.tinypic.com/2pyn5l0.png)
:P
If you can't see the image:
Sagon: (41) I LOST MY MONEY, CASH and RESPECT
Sagon: (41) BECAUSE OF SOME NIGGAZ
EDIT: This was extremly funny; it was COMPLETLY out of the blue.. :D
Cause of his Siege at El Corona, where the Cems(?) kicked his ass out of him.
It wasnt that funny but i loved what he sayd :D
Bockman51: (50) Stupid idiots, i could swear they won their driver license at bingo
:rofl:
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I dont understand why people whine about /changename price.
Have you ever seen any servers where you can change name?
its logic that ppl aint happy, its ridicilous to pay for just a changing name,
new players often dont like names and all, or choose wrong names which they have to change,
then they gotta pay all starter money, 10k is just useless, i dont see a reason to disable /changename
but anyway back on topic:
:rofl:
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I think Union is the real life name of it, in Los Angeles.
Then why don't u calling Los Santos as Los Angeles, coz it's real life name... :poke:
It's in-game name, so u call it Unity!
:mad: <<< :razz:
lol @ Wash's one
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Then why don't u calling Los Santos as Los Angeles, coz it's real life name... :poke:
When I talk to my friends about GTA:SA we call Los Santos, San Fierro and Las Venturas Los Angeles, San Fransisco and Las Vegas.
Point of this post? Idk.
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(http://i44.tinypic.com/2pyn5l0.png)
:P
If you can't see the image:
Sagon: (41) I LOST MY MONEY, CASH and RESPECT
Sagon: (41) BECAUSE OF SOME NIGGAZ
EDIT: This was extremly funny; it was COMPLETLY out of the blue.. :D
Sagon is a legend, the comment he posted in /p was completely out of the ordinary.
The server was busy but quiet in /p, and all of a sudden he came out with this, with such strong emotion and conviction.
I burst out laughing, something I usually never do – fortunately Sagon made my day – Actually come to think of it, I’m still giggling to myself. :lol:
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There was a long silence on the police radio for about 15 minutes, then this came up.
[SASD]Rory_A(xx): Police Radio: Suspect down, Lethal Force. 10-8 from buttsex egypt
Cane_Rodriguez(xx): Police Radio: Buttsex egypt?
[WS]Pixy(xx): Police Radio: wtf?
[SASD]Rory_A(xx): Police Radio: lol
[SASD]Rory_A(xx): Police Radio: no clue where I' am at
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That's not funny, that's the sad truth.
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There was a long silence on the police radio for about 15 minutes, then this came up.
[SASD]Rory_A(xx): Police Radio: Suspect down, Lethal Force. 10-8 from buttsex egypt
Cane_Rodriguez(xx): Police Radio: Buttsex egypt?
[WS]Pixy(xx): Police Radio: wtf?
[SASD]Rory_A(xx): Police Radio: lol
[SASD]Rory_A(xx): Police Radio: no clue where I' am at
i dont think this is fun, Police Radio shall be used on the Prof. way "Suspect Down [Location] "
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***[CB]Duff_Cassidy: Metallica sucks!
***[CB]Julian_Luvineri: muahaha
***[CB]Johnny_Luvineri: D:
***[CB]Johnny_Luvineri kicked Duff_Cassidy out of the channel.
***Duff_Cassidy has left the channel.
***Duff_Cassidy has joined the channel.
***[CB]Duff_Cassidy: :(
***[CB]Johnny_Luvineri: Don't say that again, soon it will be cb ban.
then we did some /Cbalerts for fun and..
CBALERT: Duff_Cassidy: Can't you guys shut up and metallica sucks:D
***Johnny_Luvineri has banned Duff_Cassidy from the cb channel.
Not exacly, but kinda like what happend, and Johnny kicked him 1 more time than what I wrote here.
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Omg, I'd ban him on the place.
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Rofl same here :)
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My next Entry:
***[XXXX] Sanito_Salvez(39): To be in SWAT you need to be a good DMer and follow orders, simple :)
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Amazing.
*clap*
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My next Entry:
***[XXXX] Sanito_Salvez(39): To be in SWAT you need to be a good DMer and follow orders, simple :)
Agree xD
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Agree xD
Absolutely :lol:
:cop:
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Wayne_Culver(6) says: Ayo' snowflake
Garrett(19) says: Imma nigga yo
Wayne_Culer(6) says: Naw your white foo'
Garrett(19) says: I had surgery like, MJ
Garrett(19) 's nose begins to fall off
Garrett(19) shouts: Damn!!
Garrett(19) put it back on
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I love snowflakes.
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My next Entry:
***[XXXX] Sanito_Salvez(39): To be in SWAT you need to be a good DMer and follow orders, simple :)
I remember it!
During 207, Sanito told it :D
EDIT: Who is that guy even?
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EDIT: Who is that guy even?
Wash_Corleone, really. :)
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I just remembered some cop chat:
***Cop1: Excuse me sir, need a ride?
***Me(Forgot the name): Chea', ima' need dat'.
***Cop2: So <He says the name that appears above my head> come in the car.
***Me: (( How do you know my name? ))
***Cop2: It is written above your head :/
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I just remembered some cop chat:
***Cop1: Excuse me sir, need a ride?
***Me(Forgot the name): Chea', ima' need dat'.
***Cop2: So <He says the name that appears above my head> come in the car.
***Me: (( How do you know my name? ))
***Cop2: It is written above your head :/
lmao :rofl:
:cop:
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I just remembered some cop chat:
***Cop1: Excuse me sir, need a ride?
***Me(Forgot the name): Chea', ima' need dat'.
***Cop2: So <He says the name that appears above my head> come in the car.
***Me: (( How do you know my name? ))
***Cop2: It is written above your head :/
Yesterday, GS9 :P
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***[CB]Duff_Cassidy: Metallica sucks!
***[CB]Julian_Luvineri: muahaha
***[CB]Johnny_Luvineri: D:
***[CB]Johnny_Luvineri kicked Duff_Cassidy out of the channel.
***Duff_Cassidy has left the channel.
***Duff_Cassidy has joined the channel.
***[CB]Duff_Cassidy: :(
***[CB]Johnny_Luvineri: Don't say that again, soon it will be cb ban.
then we did some /Cbalerts for fun and..
CBALERT: Duff_Cassidy: Can't you guys shut up and metallica sucks:D
***Johnny_Luvineri has banned Duff_Cassidy from the cb channel.
Not exacly, but kinda like what happend, and Johnny kicked him 1 more time than what I wrote here.
I warned him about that! NO ONE says that Metallica sucks in my channel....
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Wayne_Culver(6) says: Ayo' snowflake
Garrett(19) says: Imma nigga yo
Wayne_Culer(6) says: Naw your white foo'
Garrett(19) says: I had surgery like, MJ
Garrett(19) 's nose begins to fall off
Garrett(19) shouts: Damn!!
Garrett(19) put it back on
Epic :rofl:
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How do you this?Magic?
(http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/7566/62737887.jpg)
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I just remembered some cop chat:
***Cop1: Excuse me sir, need a ride?
***Me(Forgot the name): Chea', ima' need dat'.
***Cop2: So <He says the name that appears above my head> come in the car.
***Me: (( How do you know my name? ))
***Cop2: It is written above your head :/
ROFL!! :rofl:
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How do you this?Magic?
(http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/7566/62737887.jpg)
Whaddu' mean?
And my chat log was with 2 purposes: Make people laugh, and show how un RP-ish some cops can be.
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Voodoo, its how cops work i found out..
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Happened today night, someone was trying to get everyone's attention and said
[Z]Sagon: MY MOM IS PORNO STARR!!!
Other People:(Forget Names) Cool :\
[WS]Andy: Yes I know that Sagon, I had a night with her
[Z]Sagon: COOOL GOOD FOR YOU ANDY
[Z]Sagon has been kicked by admin ..... for, Caps
(( I know its not that funny but if you were in game, you would of laughed at it ))
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Today morning while I was only admin on;
Josh_Cope(2): any admins on?
[AV]IcyAero(8): Yes, 1
Josh_Cope(2): Who?
[AV]IcyAero(8): -.-
Charz_LeeWu(13): lO!L
Josh_Cope(2): I'm new
Josh_Cope(2): lol
Charz_LeeWu(13): /admins :D
[AV]IcyAero(8): /admins ;)
Charz_LeeWu(13): fail :O
Josh_Cope(2): oh lol
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I just remembered some cop chat:
***Cop1: Excuse me sir, need a ride?
***Me(Forgot the name): Chea', ima' need dat'.
***Cop2: So <He says the name that appears above my head> come in the car.
***Me: (( How do you know my name? ))
***Cop2: It is written above your head :/
:lol:
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This made me laugh.. Me and Malcolm where Roleplaying in his Bar.
This happend
[AVt]Traser(59) shouts : Waiter!!!
MalcolmSvensson(34) Says : Sup?
[AVt]Traser(59) says : Do me a Whiskey Dry please, Shaken not Stured
MalcolmSvensson(34) Says : Shaken.. Not stired
MalcolmSvensson(34) Says : Stured ))
[AVt]Traser(59) says : Yes that is wat i ment.
MalcolmSvensson(34) Mumbles: Bond Wannabe
Lol.. at the time it was so funny :rofl:
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This made me laugh.. Me and Malcolm where Roleplaying in his Bar.
This happend
[AVt]Traser(59) shouts : Waiter!!!
MalcolmSvensson(34) Says : Sup?
[AVt]Traser(59) says : Do me a Whiskey Dry please, Shaken not Stured
MalcolmSvensson(34) Says : Shaken.. Not stired
MalcolmSvensson(34) Says : Stured ))
[AVt]Traser(59) says : Yes that is wat i ment.
MalcolmSvensson(34) Mumbles: Bond Wannabe
Lol.. at the time it was so funny :rofl:
:rofl:
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***[XXXX] Sanito_Salvez(39): To be in SWAT you need to be a good DMer and follow orders, simple :)
True that.
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MrNeo : City Speed limit?
[Nx]Virus : 80
MrNeo : Off road ?
[Nx]Virus : 120....
MrNeo :Highway?
[Nx]Virus :100
MrNeo :its unlimited Damn it!
[Nx]Virus :well Obama said if 100 means its unlimited...
later...
MrNeo :who is president of argonath?
[Nx]Virus :i thought all admins is President?
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MrNeo : City Speed limit?
[Nx]Virus : 80
MrNeo : Off road ?
[Nx]Virus : 120....
MrNeo :Highway?
[Nx]Virus :100
MrNeo :its unlimited Damn it!
[Nx]Virus :well Obama said if 100 means its unlimited...
later...
MrNeo :who is president of argonath?
[Nx]Virus :i thought all admins is President?
haha, that make me laugh :rofl:
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I lol'ed when he brought in Obama :D :rofl:
Josh_Page(xx): Emergency Radio: requesting a medic to a house near GS9, Over
Josh_Page(xx): Emergency Radio: do you copy?, Over
Karolis_Smith(xx): Emergency Radio: i paste, Over
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I lol'ed when he brought in Obama :D :rofl:
Josh_Page(xx): Emergency Radio: requesting a medic to a house near GS9, Over
Josh_Page(xx): Emergency Radio: do you copy?, Over
Karolis_Smith(xx): Emergency Radio: i paste, Over
Lol, he fails :rofl:
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I lol'ed when he brought in Obama :D :rofl:
Josh_Page(xx): Emergency Radio: requesting a medic to a house near GS9, Over
Josh_Page(xx): Emergency Radio: do you copy?, Over
Karolis_Smith(xx): Emergency Radio: i paste, Over
ROFL!!! :rofl:
I ROFL'd IRL!! :lol:
:cop:
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MrNeo : City Speed limit?
[Nx]Virus : 80
MrNeo : Off road ?
[Nx]Virus : 120....
MrNeo :Highway?
[Nx]Virus :100
MrNeo :its unlimited Damn it!
[Nx]Virus :well Obama said if 100 means its unlimited...
later...
MrNeo :who is president of argonath?
[Nx]Virus :i thought all admins is President?
:rofl:
I lol'ed when he brought in Obama :D :rofl:
Josh_Page(xx): Emergency Radio: requesting a medic to a house near GS9, Over
Josh_Page(xx): Emergency Radio: do you copy?, Over
Karolis_Smith(xx): Emergency Radio: i paste, Over
:rofl:
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I lol'ed when he brought in Obama :D :rofl:
Josh_Page(xx): Emergency Radio: requesting a medic to a house near GS9, Over
Josh_Page(xx): Emergency Radio: do you copy?, Over
Karolis_Smith(xx): Emergency Radio: i paste, Over
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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MrNeo : City Speed limit?
[Nx]Virus : 80
MrNeo : Off road ?
[Nx]Virus : 120....
MrNeo :Highway?
[Nx]Virus :100
MrNeo :its unlimited Damn it!
[Nx]Virus :well Obama said if 100 means its unlimited...
later...
MrNeo :who is president of argonath?
[Nx]Virus :i thought all admins is President?
haah :lol:
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I lol'ed when he brought in Obama :D :rofl:
Josh_Page(xx): Emergency Radio: requesting a medic to a house near GS9, Over
Josh_Page(xx): Emergency Radio: do you copy?, Over
Karolis_Smith(xx): Emergency Radio: i paste, Over
and i copy paste this :P Nice One :rofl: :rofl:
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Mike_Solonik: the Cems is Friends of Stracci?
Jess_Stracci: cant tell you
Zaila_Stracci: Yes mike
Jess_Stracci: god damned zaila
RyanCaltson: You know the rules
[AR]Panda: and so do I
NapstaR_Cems: and so do i
[RI]Frank_Hawk: Any hobos able to RP the swine flu?
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Mike_Solonik: the Cems is Friends of Stracci?
Jess_Stracci: cant tell you
Zaila_Stracci: Yes mike
Jess_Stracci: god damned zaila
haha, i remember that :rofl:
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Mike_Solonik: the Cems is Friends of Stracci?
Jess_Stracci: cant tell you
Zaila_Stracci: Yes mike
Jess_Stracci: god damned zaila
RyanCaltson: You know the rules
[AR]Panda: and so do I
NapstaR_Cems: and so do i
[RI]Frank_Hawk: Any hobos able to RP the swine flu?
:lol:
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Pm Sent King Dutch (XX ) : Hello MrNeo, Could you please tell me how to escape from cops?
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Pm Sent King Dutch (XX ) : Hello MrNeo, Could you please tell me how to escape from cops?
:lol:
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DannBoyz: (76) Hey guys is there anyway errors get fucked?
DannBoyz: (76) i mean fixed*
:lol:
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DannBoyz: (76) Hey guys is there anyway errors get f**ked?
DannBoyz: (76) i mean fixed*
:lol:
Haah Lmao :rofl:
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DannBoyz: (76) Hey guys is there anyway errors get f**ked?
DannBoyz: (76) i mean fixed*
:lol:
lol? :lol:
Mike_Solonik: the Cems is Friends of Stracci?
Jess_Stracci: cant tell you
Zaila_Stracci: Yes mike
Jess_Stracci: god damned zaila
RyanCaltson: You know the rules
[AR]Panda: and so do I
NapstaR_Cems: and so do i
[RI]Frank_Hawk: Any hobos able to RP the swine flu?
haha :D
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Fake chat log removed. You can only post things that actually happened and do not post chat logs from other servers.
-Kitsune
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Funny ones these days :rofl:
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RPG_Police, the page is for chatlogs that actually exist: I doubt one admin will come in your car and say he has a big dick, you know, and later kick you for ignoring him.
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ROFL? :rofl:
I wonder who is that admin :redface:
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RPG_Police
Rectify your signature, there are no noobs here...
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i waited to you delete the one from me and TNX!
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ahhh i was on a other RP server not Argonath.....
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ahhh i was on a other RP server not Argonath.....
Then do NOT post that HERE!
And stop lieing.
As other servers dont have:
[Rstar]............
or *** asi
What the heck are you talking?
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they have [Rstar] team too
and the name was LOLasi funny name :)
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they have [Rstar] team too
and the name was LOLasi funny name :)
Yeah right.
Eat my pineapple...
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want to i get angry no i yust gonna say: you abused me for 1k /su abuse and /helpmeup abuse at once tnx god Giac was online only good admin! he gived me 1k and said to not listening to you and i also dont gonna listen you!
/me throws a permbann at Nexxt
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I removed your fake chat log. If you post such things again, you will get an official warning.
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I removed your fake chat log. If you post such things again, you will get an official warning.
kk and it wasnt fake his name was Admin_SLO he wasent a admin!
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Belgacem_Stracci (25): Wut now lol, ya have to get me a ride man
Sagon (0): I can't see any ffs, what you want now am going with my vortexxxx
Belgacem_Stracci (25): Okay Bro, can you call me a taxi?
Sagon (0): Yes Bro, you are a taxi!
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kk and it wasnt fake his name was Admin_SLO he wasent a admin!
dude you are so fucking annoying with your childish lies...
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Belgacem_Stracci (25): Wut now lol, ya have to get me a ride man
Sagon (0): I can't see any ffs, what you want now am going with my vortexxxx
Belgacem_Stracci (25): Okay Bro, can you call me a taxi?
Sagon (0): Yes Bro, you are a taxi!
lmao :lol:
dude you are so f**king annoying with your childish lies...
Yes, she is.
As u can see in Forum Games and Speakerbox boards
Just ignore him ;)
:cop:
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Belgacem_Stracci (25): Wut now lol, ya have to get me a ride man
Sagon (0): I can't see any ffs, what you want now am going with my vortexxxx
Belgacem_Stracci (25): Okay Bro, can you call me a taxi?
Sagon (0): Yes Bro, you are a taxi!
LoL ?
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Lol today i saw this:
Matthew_Green: Something really bad happend to my mum:O
Everyone: What happend? :O omg
Matthew_Green: Her gameboy died at lvl 125 tetris!
OMG i rofled
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I think you're talking about Matthew_Green, Melvin. :roll:
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Lol yea thats i :lol:
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Matthew_Green: Something really bad happend to my mum:O
Everyone: What happend? :O omg
Matthew_Green: Her gameboy died at lvl 125 tetris!
LOL :lol:
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Matthew_Green: Something really bad happend to my mum:O
Everyone: What happend? :O omg
Matthew_Green: Her gameboy died at lvl 125 tetris!
Epic :rofl:
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Lol today i saw this:
Matthew_Green: Something really bad happend to my mum:O
Everyone: What happend? :O omg
Matthew_Green: Her gameboy died at lvl 125 tetris!
OMG i rofled
The 1st, 2nd lines look natural
But then... reading 3rd line
I ROFL'd!!! :rofl:
:cop:
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Matthew_Green: Her gameboy died at lvl 125 tetris!
this one made my day :D :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Lol today i saw this:
Matthew_Green: Something really bad happend to my mum:O
Everyone: What happend? :O omg
Matthew_Green: Her gameboy died at lvl 125 tetris!
OMG i rofled
Now that's a real tragedy..
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want to i get angry no i yust gonna say: you abused me for 1k /su abuse and /helpmeup abuse at once tnx god Giac was online only good admin! he gived me 1k and said to not listening to you and i also dont gonna listen you!
/me throws a permbann at Nexxt
/me takes permban and hands it back to RPG Police
ROFL, I never abuse a command, and NEVER /helpmeup.
Giac is a good admin yes, but he didnt even told me to stop, as this is also a lie. :evil:
Let's continue to the funny chatlogs and not your 'funny thinkings' :D
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Michael_Montana(31) when will RS4 be released ??
NitrOx_Stracci(26) This is RS4
NitrOx_Stracci(26) ...
Pups_Stracci(8) This is RS4
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Lol today i saw this:
Matthew_Green: Something really bad happend to my mum:O
Everyone: What happend? :O omg
Matthew_Green: Her gameboy died at lvl 125 tetris!
OMG i rofled
Hahahahahaha you rock :rofl:
Here's an old log
Somebody: No noobs just boobs
Wash_Corleone: I wanna be a boob :(
Somebody2: You're not a boob wash
Somebody2: You're a tit
Wash_Corleone: :(
Good times :'(
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me: whats the time?
(forgoted the name): like yesterday same time.
:rofl: :rofl: but i still dont know what time it was :( :rofl: :rofl:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
You make me laugh, and that's all that counts!
gudname: (31) pancher ure a coward
gudname: (31) come face me
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me: whats the time?
(forgoted the name): like yesterday same time.
:rofl: :rofl: but i still dont know what time it was :( :rofl: :rofl:
You:
A guy name 'RPG_Police' came in the server under the name Gandalf:
PM from Gandalf(xx): fu ck you
PM sent to Gandalf(xx): wtf?
PM from Gandalf(xx):fu ck you you abuse /helpmeup
PM from Gandalf(xx): RPG says soo
PM sent to Gandalf(xx): Are you RPG_Police
PM from Gandalf(xx): Im James
(Funny, to impost, thats why in funny chatlog, because its funny for you)
To bad for you, you didnt knew Gandalfs password:)
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Mainchat :
Wash_Corleone : .s FUCK THE FBI IN THE ASS!!!
Numerous people : lol, haha, fail.
[AR]Hafford: Everynight..
Appearantly Wash was fighting some FBI:P
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super_devil(31):Emergency Radio: reporting on duty, if you need me scream, over.
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super_devil(31):Emergency Radio: reporting on duty, if you need me scream, over.
You know what's funny in that? I said almost the same thing today...
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You know what's funny in that? I said almost the same thing today...
I LOL'd at your radio, Graeziek :lol:
You:
A guy name 'RPG_Police' came in the server under the name Gandalf:
PM from Gandalf(xx): fu ck you
PM sent to Gandalf(xx): wtf?
PM from Gandalf(xx):fu ck you you abuse /helpmeup
PM from Gandalf(xx): RPG says soo
PM sent to Gandalf(xx): Are you RPG_Police
PM from Gandalf(xx): Im James
(Funny, to impost, thats why in funny chatlog, because its funny for you)
To bad for you, you didnt knew Gandalfs password:)
WTF? RPG_Police again...
I wonder how she/he look like IRL...
"James"... why me? James under name Gandalf? stupid...
Abuser... blah blah... etc.
:trust:
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God(9) has joined the server.
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Mainchat :
Wash_Corleone : .s f**k THE FBI IN THE ASS!!!
Numerous people : lol, haha, fail.
[AR]Hafford: Everynight..
Appearantly Wash was fighting some FBI:P
Busted, we dont cuss at the Corleones when we go after their wanted people :/
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Busted, we dont cuss at the Corleones when we go after their wanted people :/
How come? :o
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super_devil(31):Emergency Radio: reporting on duty, if you need me scream, over.
super_devil(31):Emergency Radio: reporting on duty, if you need me, send nudge, over.
:D
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God(9) has joined the server.
:lol:
super_devil(31):Emergency Radio: reporting on duty, if you need me, send nudge, over.
:D
:lol: when you are dying you need to nudge him by MSN so get his MSN soon ;)
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[AJK]Boss(35) was warned by Adam_Stevens for flaming
[AJK[Boss: (35)IL PUT A BANANA UP YOUR ARSE
[AJK]Boss(35) has been kicked by Adam_Stevens for flaming
Hilarious;D
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[AJK]Boss(35) was warned by Adam_Stevens for flaming
[AJK[Boss: (35)IL PUT A BANANA UP YOUR ARSE
[AJK]Boss(35) has been kicked by Adam_Stevens for flaming
Hilarious;D
Is that abnormal sence of WS Dudes humour, or i don't see the funny part?
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[AJK]Boss: (35)IL PUT A BANANA UP YOUR ARSE
Sounds fun, can I join in?
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Sounds fun, can I join in?
A guy my friend knows shoved a banana up his arse for 50 EEK (roughly 4.5 dollars)
His new nickname is Bananaboy XD
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A guy my friend knows shoved a banana up his arse for 50 EEK (roughly 4.5 dollars)
His new nickname is Bananaboy XD
Right.
I wouldn't do that for £1000[1400 dollars]
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Altair, Its probably my humor being a bit stupid:P
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Catzu(31): I don't CHEATING!
Catzu(31): I SWEAT
(a 911 call)
HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: Kejuan_Muchita check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: I NEED HELP, ALIENS TRYIN' TO GET ME, I AM TRIPPIN' BALLS, HELP ME DAMN IT
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Catzu(31): I don't CHEATING!
Catzu(31): I SWEAT
(a 911 call)
HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: Kejuan_Muchita check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: I NEED HELP, ALIENS TRYIN' TO GET ME, I AM TRIPPIN' BALLS, HELP ME DAMN IT
:lol:
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Catzu(31): I don't CHEATING!
Catzu(31): I SWEAT
(a 911 call)
HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: Kejuan_Muchita check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: I NEED HELP, ALIENS TRYIN' TO GET ME, I AM TRIPPIN' BALLS, HELP ME DAMN IT
:rofl: :lol:
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Catzu(31): I don't CHEATING!
Catzu(31): I SWEAT
(a 911 call)
HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: Kejuan_Muchita check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: I NEED HELP, ALIENS TRYIN' TO GET ME, I AM TRIPPIN' BALLS, HELP ME DAMN IT
UFO stole my car too :(
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(a 911 call)
HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: Kejuan_Muchita check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: I NEED HELP, ALIENS TRYIN' TO GET ME, I AM TRIPPIN' BALLS, HELP ME DAMN IT
I would probably arrest that man for prank call for that :cop:
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Wash_Corleone: i'm joining FBI
Tommy_Corleone: He'll be a window washer for FBI HQ
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You entered a Rancher(287), owner: Catzu
Catzu has joined the server
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I would probably arrest that man for prank call for that :cop:
More like illicit drug usage..
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You entered a Rancher(287), owner: Catzu
Catzu has joined the server
I don't see anything funny in here...
Bert_Karlsson(5): I still have hungry puppies and kittens and old farths without teeth (Tip: /wire 5 100000000)
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Bert_Karlsson(5): I still have hungry puppies and kittens and old farths without teeth (Tip: /wire 5 100000000)
That's horrible D:
Wash_Corleone: i'm joining FBI
Tommy_Corleone: He'll be a window washer for FBI HQ
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You entered a Rancher(287), owner: Catzu
Catzu has joined the server
lol :lol:
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I don't see anything funny in here...
The coincidence... how often does the owner of a car enter the server when you enter his car?
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Wash_Corleone: i'm joining FBI
Tommy_Corleone: He'll be a window washer for FBI HQ
Whahaa :lol:
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The coincidence... how often does the owner of a car enter the server when you enter his car?
Believe me, that happened HELL OF A LOT times with me.... Or maybe it's because i saw it regularry it's not funny anymore. Whatever.
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A newb at weedfield:
[TCL]Twenty: why are you at this weedfield?
[TCL]Twenty: well?
newb: i came here to test if i can grow weed..
I laught xD
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A newb at weedfield:
[TCL]Twenty: why are you at this weedfield?
[TCL]Twenty: well?
newb: i came here to test if i can grow weed..
I laught xD
Lmao :D I think it was funny for you bcs u was FBI :D
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A newb at weedfield:
[TCL]Twenty: why are you at this weedfield?
[TCL]Twenty: well?
newb: i came here to test if i can grow weed..
I laught xD
:lol:
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loool Twenty :D :rofl: :rofl:
This happened on the police radio
Mafs_Corleone(xx) was suspected by officer MR_Gong(xx) for GO AWAY
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loool Twenty :D :rofl: :rofl:
This happened on the police radio
Mafs_Corleone(xx) was suspected by officer MR_Gong(xx) for GO AWAY
LOL ;)
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A newb at weedfield:
[TCL]Twenty: why are you at this weedfield?
[TCL]Twenty: well?
newb: i came here to test if i can grow weed..
I laught xD
lol twenty
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A newb at weedfield:
[TCL]Twenty: why are you at this weedfield?
[TCL]Twenty: well?
newb: i came here to test if i can grow weed..
I laught xD
ROFL :rofl:
loool Twenty :D :rofl: :rofl:
This happened on the police radio
Mafs_Corleone(xx) was suspected by officer MR_Gong(xx) for GO AWAY
lol :lol:
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Today at 19CET xD
GaXx (17): how can i cheat?
[Z]Giovanni: (28) rofl
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Hehe:
(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/4034/96794645.jpg)
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woot ... what's wrong with 108 money?
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This happened on the police radio
Mafs_Corleone(xx) was suspected by officer MR_Gong(xx) for GO AWAY
And I was thinking he couldn't speak English .. :(
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Hehe:
*big imagze*
I wonder when was it :D
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Not within Rs4 dates cos the unban message is now differant
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woot ... what's wrong with 108 money?
Flame wanted to ban ID 108, I guess...
After the ban, the chat got flooded for the next 2-3 minutes..
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Not within Rs4 dates cos the unban message is now differant
And another fact it was not recently.
FlameMan is now called [AV]FlameMan and not [AV]Longstreet anymore:)
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And another fact it was not recently.
FlameMan is now called [AV]FlameMan and not [AV]Longstreet anymore:)
Another fact: He's level 1 D:
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I got no screenshot, so I forgot the name (stupid me)
new_guy: hwo can i become money?
Chat flooded with LOL's :D
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Another fact: He's level 1 D:
But that's not a nice fact :(
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Another fact: He's level 1 D:
I don't know if you meant it as provoking, but don't provoke ok?
ON topic again!
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I got no screenshot, so I forgot the name (stupid me)
new_guy: hwo can i become money?
Chat flooded with LOL's :D
:lol:
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Jeffery(65) was kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
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Jeffery(65) was kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
He got banned later for impersonating, lol
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He got banned later for impersonating, lol
Not correct, he were ingame shortly. ;)
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Jeffery(65) was kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
:lol:
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Jeffery(65) was kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
wasn't me :D
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Jeffery(65) was kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
this happened alot of times not that funny no more :D
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and autokicker's name is Jeffrey, not Jeffery -.-
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NickJr(49) was kicked for F.A.I.L by Jeffery.
This is most F.A.I.L by me .
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I doubt an admin abused /changename and then abused /kick on you.
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Sid_Sad : I got 4 Stars without doing anything!!
Sid_Sad : I Kill No body!
Jaize : What!! You Kill No Body!Oh My God!! I Wonder Where is The Body!
lol
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Sid_Sad : I got 4 Stars without doing anything!!
Sid_Sad : I Kill No body!
Jaize : What!! You Kill No Body!Oh My God!! I Wonder Where is The Body!
lol
:bye:
:roll:
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I find it funny :lol:
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I find it funny :lol:
I don't like laughing about own chatlogs :evil:
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I don't like laughing about own chatlogs :evil:
Notice the "I" part, everyone got thier own way of humour and you just gotta respect that instead of beeing a little offensive against others values.
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Notice the "I" part, everyone got thier own way of humour and you just gotta respect that instead of beeing a little offensive against others values.
About the "I" part, thats my "I" part.
And thats "my" opinion and you should respect that either ;)
And so we can continue a long time.
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Continue in PM or MSN or Skype or whatever you want to use to communicate, please.
This is for showing funny chatlogs...
Luigi_Leonardo: (xx) LVPD; Stop where you are and pull to the side of the road!!
Luigi_Leonardo: (xx) This is your last warning!! Stop now or we will use force!!
Luigi_Leonardo (xx) has been kicked for flooding.
This was in RS3, but it is still fun :D
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About the "I" part, thats my "I" part.
And thats "my" opinion and you should respect that either ;)
And so we can continue a long time.
And now you're beeing childish as you knew my point but you twisted it.
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And now you're beeing childish as you knew my point but you twisted it.
Why you want to argue with everyone.
I just give my damn opinion, ain't I allowed?
Drop it already, this is off topic.
Jeez, thanks :evil:
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Gosh, what is your IQ ?. The guy is new, give him a damn break.
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Stop arguing and post Funny Chat logs.
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JaMes_Alterlis(4) I dont like (.)(.) I like .|.
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Gosh, what is your IQ ?. The guy is new, give him a damn break.
136
And that's not a lie
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136
And that's not a lie
Why post it in funny chat logs then?
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136
And that's not a lie
Mine is 137 :P
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.. Epic Fail..
[TCL]Twenty: (3) bb
[TCL]Twenty: (3) bbr
[TCL]Twenty: (3) BRB*\
[TCL]Twenty: (3) Brb***
[TCL]Twenty: (3) Omgh
[TCL]Twenty: (3) Omfg****
Hell_Gvardia: (8) fail
[TCL]Twenty: (3) =(
[WS]Salmonella: (21) combo fail
I fail alot..
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Massive fail :lol:
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.. Epic Fail..
[TCL]Twenty: (3) bb
[TCL]Twenty: (3) bbr
[TCL]Twenty: (3) BRB*\
[TCL]Twenty: (3) Brb***
[TCL]Twenty: (3) Omgh
[TCL]Twenty: (3) Omfg****
Hell_Gvardia: (8) fail
[TCL]Twenty: (3) =(
[WS]Salmonella: (21) combo fail
I fail alot..
Spam :/
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.. Epic Fail..
[TCL]Twenty: (3) bb
[TCL]Twenty: (3) bbr
[TCL]Twenty: (3) BRB*\
[TCL]Twenty: (3) Brb***
[TCL]Twenty: (3) Omgh
[TCL]Twenty: (3) Omfg****
Hell_Gvardia: (8) fail
[TCL]Twenty: (3) =(
[WS]Salmonella: (21) combo fail
I fail alot..
C-C-C-Combo Fail.
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.. Epic Fail..
[TCL]Twenty: (3) bb
[TCL]Twenty: (3) bbr
[TCL]Twenty: (3) BRB*\
[TCL]Twenty: (3) Brb***
[TCL]Twenty: (3) Omgh
[TCL]Twenty: (3) Omfg****
Hell_Gvardia: (8) fail
[TCL]Twenty: (3) =(
[WS]Salmonella: (21) combo fail
I fail alot..
:lol:
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it would of been funnier if jeffery kicked you :rofl: :lol:
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Bert_Karlsson: mother fucking pig
Bert_Karlsson: ping*
Pilot [Rstar]CBFasi: flight 9775-10 requesting taxi clearance to runway ls south, Over.
ATC Al_Fathead: This is ATC, We calling on Taxi right now, Wait 2 min, Over.
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Bert_Karlsson: mother f**king pig
Bert_Karlsson: ping*
Bert Karlsson eats banana now :lol:
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Pilot [TCL]Twenty: Request permission taking off from LVAP, Over.
ATC [TCL]Twenty: Permission granted, Over.
Pilot [TCL]Twenty: Copy, Over.
:trust:
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Luke_Stracci(19) has joined the server
Luke_Stracci: (19) f**king hello
Luke_Stracci: (19) f**king hell*
[TCL]Twenty: (20) lol
GiacJr: (47) f**king hey
[WS]Charlie: (44) Hello
[AV]Hess: (2) lol
[ALS]Henry: (36) lol
[ALS]Mawi: (31) Hellow
[WS]Charlie: (44) lol :D
*More lols etc.*
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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i have here some funny fail pm from nexxt it is translated to english IG it was in dutch
[AV]Nexxt: .pm 22 he, stupid hospital - did i get a tube in my ass!!! :S
Chao_Ling: fail
[WS]Smey: OMG Nexxt
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Bert_Karlsson: mother f**king pig
Bert_Karlsson: ping*
Haaaaaah :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hurray:
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Pilot [TCL]Twenty: Request permission taking off from LVAP, Over.
ATC [TCL]Twenty: Permission granted, Over.
Pilot [TCL]Twenty: Copy, Over.
:trust:
Lol Twenty :P
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Oh lol :D
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i have here some funny fail pm from nexxt it is translated to english IG it was in dutch
[AV]Nexxt: .pm 22 he, stupid hospital - did i get a tube in my ass!!! :S
Chao_Ling: fail
[WS]Smey: OMG Nexxt
Noo :(.
That was about a intestinal investigation.
I have eat something wrong and that gave me problems with poo (dont laugh:P)
And that's why I had to do that.
Btw, it was a not just telling.
It was to a guy who knew that I was going to hospital for that.
And in the hospital, they putted in a tube with a camera.
Nothing was wrong, I just at the less fat that my poo wont come out :P.
NOthing special with me btw.
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Sweet_Thing:(4) If you don't pull over and surrender, I'm going to report you for evading, and you'll be banned.
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I bring some new ones, all recent.
[AV]Matthew: (XX) louis' fat ass weighed me down
Louis_Keyl: (XX) :(
[USNG]Sam: (XX) hey u guys want to see something cool ?
Bert_Karlsson: (XX) no.
[USNG]Sam: (XX) omg fine be like that
[GPU]Spartan: (XX) lol
Player [AV]Vince(XX) vehicle Health = 0/100
Bert_Karlsson(XX) shouts: bad boy!!
[Rstar]Pancher(XX) shouts: wohooo!!
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter(XX) ?
Bert_Karlsson(XX) shouts: woo!!
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter(XX) ...
[Rstar]Pancher(XX) shouts: wooohoooooo!!
A few minutes before. . . .
Bert_Karlsson(XX) shouts: you've been a bad boy!!
[Rstar]Pancher(XX) shouts: spank harder!!
Bert_Karlsson(XX) shouts: im gonna punish you!!
[Rstar]Pancher(XX) shouts: make it come, ashhhhhhhhhhhh!!
[Rstar]Pancher(XX) shouts: brutality!!
FAT_BOY: (XX) I'M A FAT BOY
TeddyBoyz: (XX) lol
[CFA]Spartan: (XX) Wow
[AV]Vice911: (XX) omg.. run
[RIo]Francis: (XX) Is it obvious?
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[USNG]Sam: (XX) hey u guys want to see something cool ?
Bert_Karlsson: (XX) no.
[USNG]Sam: (XX) omg fine be like that
This one is funny :D
BTW people, if you don't know the players' IDs... just don't write them. Usually they're not needed for a funny chat log to be funny.
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[Z]Mike(16) you are suspected by officer HALIBABA(23) for 15.
[Z]Mike: (16) I have been abused! Unsuspect me please.
You are no longer suspected.
HALIBABA: (23) Dont hac i /su ed you now i have kill you
[Z]Mike(16) you are suspected by officer HALIBABA(23) for not wanted hacs
[Z]Mike: (16) Once again, abused.
You are no longer suspected.
A few hours later I was trapped in a car under the map.
/helpmeup
[Z]Mike(16) you are suspected by officer HALIBABA(23) for jump hac teleport hac KILL HIM.
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[Z]Mike(16) you are suspected by officer HALIBABA(23) for 15.
[Z]Mike: (16) I have been abused! Unsuspect me please.
You are no longer suspected.
HALIBABA: (23) Dont hac i /su ed you now i have kill you
[Z]Mike(16) you are suspected by officer HALIBABA(23) for not wanted hacs
[Z]Mike: (16) Once again, abused.
You are no longer suspected.
A few hours later I was trapped in a car under the map.
/helpmeup
[Z]Mike(16) you are suspected by officer HALIBABA(23) for jump hac teleport hac KILL HIM.
haha lol :rofl:
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/helpmeup
[Z]Mike(16) you are suspected by officer HALIBABA(23) for jump hac teleport hac KILL HIM.
I lol'ed at the last one! :rofl:
I would've cop banned that Halibaba guy if I could :cop:
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lawl I saw that :banana:
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Pilot [Rstar]CBFasi: flight 9775-10 requesting taxi clearance to runway ls south, Over.
ATC Al_Fathead: This is ATC, We calling on Taxi right now, Wait 2 min, Over.
Well, I didn't saw "Clearance" :P and I was a bit busy that time too...
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Wonder why Halilbaba wont get his Captain rank.
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I bring some new ones, all recent.
A lot of text here
And don't forget about the next things: This hapened in front of LSPD.
And i was sent to mordor because i couldn't explain what hapened to captain Jay ( weird keyboard)
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[Z]Mike(16) you are suspected by officer HALIBABA(23) for 15.
[Z]Mike: (16) I have been abused! Unsuspect me please.
You are no longer suspected.
HALIBABA: (23) Dont hac i /su ed you now i have kill you
[Z]Mike(16) you are suspected by officer HALIBABA(23) for not wanted hacs
[Z]Mike: (16) Once again, abused.
You are no longer suspected.
A few hours later I was trapped in a car under the map.
/helpmeup
[Z]Mike(16) you are suspected by officer HALIBABA(23) for jump hac teleport hac KILL HIM.
LoL :rofl: :rofl:
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BTW people, if you don't know the players' IDs... just don't write them. Usually they're not needed for a funny chat log to be funny.
I know there ID's, but I choose to omit them.
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[Z]Mike(16) you are suspected by officer HALIBABA(23) for 15.
[Z]Mike: (16) I have been abused! Unsuspect me please.
You are no longer suspected.
HALIBABA: (23) Dont hac i /su ed you now i have kill you
[Z]Mike(16) you are suspected by officer HALIBABA(23) for not wanted hacs
[Z]Mike: (16) Once again, abused.
You are no longer suspected.
A few hours later I was trapped in a car under the map.
LOL :rofl: :rofl:
/helpmeup
[Z]Mike(16) you are suspected by officer HALIBABA(23) for jump hac teleport hac KILL HIM.
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I bring some new ones, all recent.
[USNG]Sam: (XX) hey u guys want to see something cool ?
Bert_Karlsson: (XX) no.
[USNG]Sam: (XX) omg fine be like that
[GPU]Spartan: (XX) lol
Haaah this one is very funny too
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[Z]Mike(16) you are suspected by officer HALIBABA(23) for 15.
[Z]Mike: (16) I have been abused! Unsuspect me please.
You are no longer suspected.
HALIBABA: (23) Dont hac i /su ed you now i have kill you
[Z]Mike(16) you are suspected by officer HALIBABA(23) for not wanted hacs
[Z]Mike: (16) Once again, abused.
You are no longer suspected.
A few hours later I was trapped in a car under the map.
/helpmeup
[Z]Mike(16) you are suspected by officer HALIBABA(23) for jump hac teleport hac KILL HIM.
:lol:
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Sabugo was very funny this evening :lol:.
DanielNM: (27) how to get normal skin
Sabugo: (33) to get normal skin. dont be exposed to UV rays for a long time
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Sabugo was very funny this evening :lol:.
DanielNM: (27) how to get normal skin
Sabugo: (33) to get normal skin. dont be exposed to UV rays for a long time
DanielNM was a freecop, I just didn't find the freecop's color.
It's light-blue, but we don't have it, so i've put it as cyan.
That loked a bit funny
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Sabugo was very funny this evening :lol:.
DanielNM: (27) how to get normal skin
Sabugo: (33) to get normal skin. dont be exposed to UV rays for a long time
DanielNM was a freecop, I just didn't find the freecop's color.
:lol:
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:lol:
:lol: - Is that to raise post count? :D Im gonna do it 2 :P
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8 alone :lol: in the last 7 pages, seems like it to me. :P
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On police duty
In Police Maverick
Alchemy_Stracci jumps out from heli
PM sent to Alchemy_Stracci: don't exit like that next time
PM from Alchemy_Stracci(29): sorry i wanted to be james bond
PM sent to Alchemy_Stracci: -*-
ADVERTISEMENT: Selling Stractum, contact [AV]Vince(Phone:9232)
ADVERTISEMENT: Buying Stractum, contact [TCL]JaMS_Alter(Phone:6772)
ADVERTISEMENT: Event!!!!! Get Vince's head and win $5,000!!!!!!, contact [WS]Andy(Phone:1655)
[AV]Vince: (43) Shit
[WS]Pixy: (3) O_O
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter: (20) D:
[WS]Wolfe: (30) lol
hello(16) has joined the server
GiacJr: (25) hello
Phonix_Kolta: (6) lol
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter: (1) hello hello
Sometime after finish investigation inside LSPD
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter(10) says: sorry sir
Jay_Adams(47) says: Ok code14 after you brush your teeth
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter(10) ...
[Z]Mike(55) laughs
Jay_Adams(47) says: Nice mustash Mike
ADVERTISEMENT: i will pown u all, contact Shanejjjjjjjjj(ID:18)
[GPU]Spatan: (45) Wow
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter: (7) ...
Bill_Guarnere: (24) Roflmao
[Z]Mario: (46) Orly?
[AV]Vice911(10):Emergency Radio: MEDIC, watch to your driving damn!!, Over.
CM_PUNK(54):Emergency Radio: yea!, Over.
Karolis_Dragon(14):Emergency Radio: aaaaah shut up !, Over.
[AV]Vice911(10):Emergency Radio: you shut up!, Over.
ADVERTISEMENT: i will pown you all, contact Shanejjjjjjjjj(ID:34)
CM_PUNK(54):Emergency Radio: Don't abuse , /e!, Over.
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter(7):Emergency Radio: U just did it, Over.
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter(7):Emergency Radio: lol lol lol, Over.
CM_PUNK(45):Emergency Radio: LOL XD, Over.
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LOL james nice collection! :D :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Haah i like one of the last one with the medic :lol:
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ADVERTISEMENT: Selling Stractum, contact [AV]Vince(Phone:9232)
ADVERTISEMENT: Buying Stractum, contact [TCL]JaMS_Alter(Phone:6772)
Can anyone explain me what's funny about this? I saw chatlogs like this earlier too, still cant get the joke about it
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On police duty
In Police Maverick
Alchemy_Stracci jumps out from heli
PM sent to Alchemy_Stracci: don't exit like that next time
PM from Alchemy_Stracci(29): sorry i wanted to be james bond
PM sent to Alchemy_Stracci: -*-
ADVERTISEMENT: Selling Stractum, contact [AV]Vince(Phone:9232)
ADVERTISEMENT: Buying Stractum, contact [TCL]JaMS_Alter(Phone:6772)
ADVERTISEMENT: Event!!!!! Get Vince's head and win $5,000!!!!!!, contact [WS]Andy(Phone:1655)
[AV]Vince: (43) Shit
[WS]Pixy: (3) O_O
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter: (20) D:
[WS]Wolfe: (30) lol
hello(16) has joined the server
GiacJr: (25) hello
Phonix_Kolta: (6) lol
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter: (1) hello hello
Sometime after finish investigation inside LSPD
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter(10) says: sorry sir
Jay_Adams(47) says: Ok code14 after you brush your teeth
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter(10) ...
[Z]Mike(55) laughs
Jay_Adams(47) says: Nice mustash Mike
ADVERTISEMENT: i will pown u all, contact Shanejjjjjjjjj(ID:18)
[GPU]Spatan: (45) Wow
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter: (7) ...
Bill_Guarnere: (24) Roflmao
[Z]Mario: (46) Orly?
[AV]Vice911(10):Emergency Radio: MEDIC, watch to your driving damn!!, Over.
CM_PUNK(54):Emergency Radio: yea!, Over.
Karolis_Dragon(14):Emergency Radio: aaaaah shut up !, Over.
[AV]Vice911(10):Emergency Radio: you shut up!, Over.
ADVERTISEMENT: i will pown you all, contact Shanejjjjjjjjj(ID:34)
CM_PUNK(54):Emergency Radio: Don't abuse , /e!, Over.
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter(7):Emergency Radio: U just did it, Over.
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter(7):Emergency Radio: lol lol lol, Over.
CM_PUNK(45):Emergency Radio: LOL XD, Over.
:rofl: at Vice
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lolol :D Was to funny to se, this freecop got warned and kicked some times before for abuse of /su to get cash, then he says this;
(Freecop) vs Cutt3r :lol:
Shocka: (14) cutter can i abuse u...i need cash?
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lolol :D Was to funny to se, this freecop got warned and kicked some times before for abuse of /su to get cash, then he says this;
(Freecop) vs Cutt3r :lol:
Shocka: (14) cutter can i abuse u...i need cash?
LOL Haaah "can i abuse you?" haaah :rofl: :rofl:
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New shipment of FAIL:
[RI]Lou_Bruno: .cb Just buy off the admins
[RI]Lou_Bruno: oop
[TCL]Twenty: s/ or i will throw chips against nexxt's head
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New shipment of FAIL:
[TCL]Twenty: s/ or i will throw chips against nexxt's head
HAHA, yeah twenteh me and leon had our fun before DD :)
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HAHA, yeah twenteh me and leon had our fun before DD :)
YOu forgot me :s.
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[Z]Mike: (24) I laugh at newb spammers who do this:
[Z]Mike: (24) 192.168.2.1:7777 <New RP
[Z]Mike: (24) 192.168.2.1:7777 <New RP
[Z]Mike(24) You were kicked by Wayne_Guardian(52) for advertising
[Z]Mike(24) was kicked by Wayne_Guardian(52) for advertising
Server closed the connection.
I hate to contradict admins, but did he even take time to look at what I said before and the IP. 192 IP's can't be accessed externally.
Oh well - still funny.
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Advertising is bannable offence, so you were lucky he kicked you instead of banning. :roll:
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The point is I wasn't advertising.
I was taking the piss out of a newb spammer who copied and pasted the local IP of the server, like an idiot.
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Nonetheless, you pretty much escaped a ban by a tiny fraction.
I missed the first part also, by the way.
We see an IP spammed in chat, we ban the ID we see before it.
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I'll give him that.
He wasn't to know, it was his reflexes.
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Also before the server went down, a dude sent me a PM with a server ip and then he get kicked by Jeffery :lol:
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We see an IP spammed in chat, we ban the ID we see before it.
And if i advertise an IP of ArgonathRPG server? I hate it when admins like asses, only to use the command, kick/ban for very pity reasons.
Same as doing:
[WS]DarkRaven: /me turns hphack on during the FC (Joke, don't punish please).
And even with (!) please, i always see:
[WS]DarkRaven You were warned by XXXXXXX for admitting of cheats
[WS]DarkRaven was warned by XXXXXXX for admitting of cheats
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***[XXXX] [Z]Mario(73): brb gotta feed the toilet
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***[XXXX] [Z]Mario(73): brb gotta feed the toilet
I lol'd
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ahahha :rofl:
Shocka: watch out criminals! im minus on money!
few minutes later
Shocka: once i can figure out how to open this gate :S
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Cyan
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Omfg.. Another fail by me ffs:
[TCL]Twenty: c/b FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIILLL!!!!
[TCL]Twenty: FFS!!
[TCL]Ziad: No YOU fail!
:(
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Omfg.. Another fail by me ffs:
[TCL]Twenty: c/b FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIILLL!!!!
[TCL]Twenty: FFS!!
[TCL]Ziad: No YOU fail!
:(
Omg..
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Albanian(11): Police Radio: so what do i do when someone is speeding, Over.
[SASD]Shawn17(3): Police Radio: pull them over, Over.
[AR]Squeak(20): Police Radio: Pull them over., Over.
[GPU]Spartan(4): Police Radio: Pull them over, Over.
[RI]Lou_Bruno(10): Police Radio: Pull them over., Over.
[GPU]Spartan(4): LOL, Over.
HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: Dark_Pheonix check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: A Man is Running around Nude in Romer_Corleone, Suspect: Romeo_Corleone
Keywork there is IN.
:D
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Ahaha :lol:
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And if i advertise an IP of ArgonathRPG server? I hate it when admins like asses, only to use the command, kick/ban for very pity reasons.
Same as doing:
[WS]DarkRaven: /me turns hphack on during the FC (Joke, don't punish please).
And even with (!) please, i always see:
[WS]DarkRaven You were warned by XXXXXXX for admitting of cheats
[WS]DarkRaven was warned by XXXXXXX for admitting of cheats
Then stop joking like that, not funny at all and a ban would be valid.
As for the Argonath IP, not all admins know what it looks like...
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Then stop joking like that, not funny at all and a ban would be valid.
As for the Argonath IP, not all admins know what it looks like...
Another post from an Argonath admin, who no sence of humour at all.....As my friend from Argo said, some admins indeed ARE command-happy.....
Not to offend you Gimli, or anybody else, but i can sometimes see this point i've mentioned before.....And no, it's not a complain.
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Another post from an Argonath admin, who no sence of humour at all.....As my friend from Argo said, some admins indeed ARE command-happy.....
Not to offend you Gimli, or anybody else, but i can sometimes see this point i've mentioned before.....And no, it's not a complain.
I don't think this is the right topic to discuss biased admins.
Anyway:
Mr_Tom(38), was banned by Rafael_Fonseca(18) for Goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. hax are not allowed SoLong
[PpS]FuckYou(54), was kicked by [AV]Vince for Bye fuck you
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Another post from an Argonath admin, who no sence of humour at all.....As my friend from Argo said, some admins indeed ARE command-happy.....
Not to offend you Gimli, or anybody else, but i can sometimes see this point i've mentioned before.....And no, it's not a complain.
Do you think, admins gonna seek the IP on SAMP client.
Then see what server it is, come back and then ban.
Most time, the advertiser is already left.
And about your 'hacks' issue.
Look at [AV]Linux, he got banned for that.
Admins need to find proof when they want to ban a player, can be due hacks or due massive rulebreak.
But if you say: "/me turns on hphack" , then it's directly a valid evidence for admins and then no research is needed.
So, relly a very stupid joke and I though people learned since [AV]Linux' ban.
And about Rafael's ban, waghhaha :P :cool: :rofl:
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Mr_Tom(38), was banned by Rafael_Fonseca(18) for Goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. hax are not allowed SoLong
[PpS]f**kYou(54), was kicked by [AV]Vince for Bye f**k you
I love these :rofl: :rofl:
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I want some real funny chatlogs back :(
Not the way how admins kicking on a funny way, have seen that to much.
Come'n, I need a good one to make my DAY!! :D
p.s 1400th POST!
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Jeffery (31) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
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Do you think, admins gonna seek the IP on SAMP client.
Then see what server it is, come back and then ban.
Most time, the advertiser is already left.
And about your 'hacks' issue.
Look at [AV]Linux, he got banned for that.
Admins need to find proof when they want to ban a player, can be due hacks or due massive rulebreak.
But if you say: "/me turns on hphack" , then it's directly a valid evidence for admins and then no research is needed.
So, relly a very stupid joke and I though people learned since [AV]Linux' ban.
And about Rafael's ban, waghhaha :P :cool: :rofl:
Did you actually read my post before?
Unlike Linux, i put in brackets that it was a joke, and by the way, Linux did two more things than just /me turns on hacks.
Listen, i don't want to tell that if someone does '/me turns on hphacks" or other hacks, it doesn't means it's not or it is. The fact i'm trying to post is that even when i ask for NO Punishment, saying that it's a joke, some command-happy admin will be always found, and he'll surely warn/kick/tempban you.
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Flooders...
(http://i40.tinypic.com/1zoutz8.png)
(http://i42.tinypic.com/j7z0o8.png)
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Lmfao :D lol'd really much.
That AA guy ultimately failed :D
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yeah, I Failed :P
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Lol, ye i saw that violet, and it appears you was inside that restrurant for awile :)
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Until we stormed in and took him down :D (Yeah we lagged, but so did you :p)
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Well, good to see that Jeffery is doing a good job.
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Nice to see that Linux is still so popular :roll:
[WS]DarkRaven: (13) RPG-7 and Head Seeking launcher?
Mafs_Corleone: (43) heat*
with a Head Seeking launcher you got headshot all the time, Right :redface:
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Nice to see that Linux is still so popular :roll:
[WS]DarkRaven: (13) RPG-7 and Head Seeking launcher?
Mafs_Corleone: (43) heat*
with a Head Seeking launcher you got headshot all the time, Right :redface:
You should say: *BOOM* headshot.
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i want that Gun with me on Duty :cop:, then i gonna spam "Suspect down" in Police radio ;)
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I laughed like f**k at this:
PM from DaveyCaltson(81): PM on
PM sent to DaveyCaltson: lol, PM is on D:
PM from DaveyCaltson(81): oops
Probably not that funny to you, but when it happend I laughed my ass off.
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I laughed like f**k at this:
PM from DaveyCaltson(81): PM on
PM sent to DaveyCaltson: lol, PM is on D:
PM from DaveyCaltson(81): oops
Probably not that funny to you, but when it happend I laughed my ass off.
LOL :D :rofl: :rofl:
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[RI]Lou_Bruno(32), was warned by [Rstar]Pancher(14) for floog
[RI]Lou_Bruno (32) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
Sara_Karlsson (38) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
All of this happened at once :rofl:
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AVDERTISEMENT: PENIS blackS AND DINASAURS!!!, contact Rick_Jamess(ID:2)
AVDERTISEMENT: PENIS blackS AND DINASAURS!!!, contact Rick_Jamess(ID:2)
AVDERTISEMENT: PENIS blackS AND DINASAURS!!!, contact Rick_Jamess(ID:2)
AVDERTISEMENT: PENIS blackS AND DINASAURS!!!, contact Rick_Jamess(ID:2)
AVDERTISEMENT: PENIS blackS AND DINASAURS!!!, contact Rick_Jamess(ID:2)
AVDERTISEMENT: PENIS blackS AND DINASAURS!!!, contact Rick_Jamess(ID:2)
Violet_Corleone: (3) lol
AVDERTISEMENT: PENIS blackS AND DINASAURS!!!, contact Rick_Jamess(ID:2)
AVDERTISEMENT: PENIS blackS AND DINASAURS!!!, contact Rick_Jamess(ID:2)
[Z]Aksel:(13)
AVDERTISEMENT: PENIS blackS AND DINASAURS!!!, contact Rick_Jamess(ID:2)
(http://i40.tinypic.com/2ajow9i.png)
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Lmfao :rofl:, that one is really funny.
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LOL.
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ROFL :lol:
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LMAO! :rofl: :rofl:
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I laughed my ass off when I saw that IC :P
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Cool, but not really a chatlog is it?
Should've post it here.
http://www.argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?topic=1655.750
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My collection. The first 3 are 911 calls.
HQ: All Units APB Reporter: [TCL]Twenty checkout and suspect if needed
HQ:Possible crime: A guy wants to sex with me at myPhonix_Kolta, Suspects: Phonix_Kolta
HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: Dean_Corleone check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: Sexual maniac, Suspect: [TCL]Twenty
HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: Mike_Stracci check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: Officer caion Sucks my Cock, Suspect: caion
Crime of snejok_devil(xx): suspected by officer hooomey(xx) for car chase
Andy_McKinley06: (xx) is this a cheatavailable server?
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My collection. The first 3 are 911 calls.
HQ: All Units APB Reporter: [TCL]Twenty checkout and suspect if needed
HQ:Possible crime: A guy wants to sex with me at myPhonix_Kolta, Suspects: Phonix_Kolta
HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: Dean_Corleone check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: Sexual maniac, Suspect: [TCL]Twenty
HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: Mike_Stracci check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: Officer caion Sucks my Cock, Suspect: caion
Crime of snejok_devil(xx): suspected by officer hooomey(xx) for car chase
Andy_McKinley06: (xx) is this a cheatavailable server?
Ahaha, I saw 2 of them :lol:
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My collection. The first 3 are 911 calls.
HQ: All Units APB Reporter: [TCL]Twenty checkout and suspect if needed
HQ:Possible crime: A guy wants to sex with me at myPhonix_Kolta, Suspects: Phonix_Kolta
HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: Dean_Corleone check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: Sexual maniac, Suspect: [TCL]Twenty
HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: Mike_Stracci check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: Officer caion Sucks my Cock, Suspect: caion
Crime of snejok_devil(xx): suspected by officer hooomey(xx) for car chase
Andy_McKinley06: (xx) is this a cheatavailable server?
ROFL nice collection! :P :rofl: :rofl: :lol:
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I laughed at this :rofl:
d6afo8l6l8ith6re: (x) so.... Waht we do on this server... besides DMing?
Swinefluproject(x) has joined the server
Sure, we are working on a Swine flu project besides DMing eachother!
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I was runing around yelling "This is sparta" before the Dildo TDM when i got a pm:
PM from Aloo_Chart: oii u mental cow chill relax y u runing around like a headless chicken
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I laughed at this :rofl:
d6afo8l6l8ith6re: (x) so.... Waht we do on this server... besides DMing?
Swinefluproject(x) has joined the server
Sure, we are working on a Swine flu project besides DMing eachother!
:rofl: :rofl: :lol:
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This happens after i crash when i was chilling with tommy.
***[****]Mario_CorleoneT(0):Where are you?
***[****]Tommy_Corleone(44): Ocean d!cks
***[****]Tommy_Corleone(44):Docks*
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HaXX0r(25) has joined the server.
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My collection. The first 3 are 911 calls.
HQ: All Units APB Reporter: [TCL]Twenty checkout and suspect if needed
HQ:Possible crime: A guy wants to sex with me at myPhonix_Kolta, Suspects: Phonix_Kolta
HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: Dean_Corleone check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: Sexual maniac, Suspect: [TCL]Twenty
HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: Mike_Stracci check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: Officer caion Sucks my Cock, Suspect: caion
Crime of snejok_devil(xx): suspected by officer hooomey(xx) for car chase
Andy_McKinley06: (xx) is this a cheatavailable server?
Lets see, hate to say this, but the 911 calls weren't funny, the rest I found them funny.
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Jeffery pawned himself or?? :lol:
igino (10) has been kicked for flooding bu jeffery
(10) has been kicked for flooding by jeffery
Jeffery fails :cool:
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HaXX0r(25) has joined the server.
Funny thing is, it wasn't a hacker
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Another one of my collections
Niko_CorleoneT(xx) was suspected by officer Brad_DUDE(xx) for Touching me
Throne_Montague(xx) was suspected by officer Brad_DUDE(xx) for no racist in my town
[AV]Nexxt: (xx) F**k jeffery
[AV]Nexxt (xx) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery
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[AV]Nexxt: (xx) F**k jeffery
[AV]Nexxt (xx) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery[/b]
hahah!
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[Rstar]Kitsune: SHADOW, stop carkilling
SHADOW_THE: OK OK
It just sounds funny
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MazaHacker was banned by Rafael_Fonseca for Yep, you are bye
Rafael_Fonseca: Mazahacker *His IP was here*
dabest_alterlis: LOLOL
Henry_Endell: LOL
Rafael_Fonseca: Shiz...
dabest_alterlis: I'm gonna hack his PC, lol
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[WS]DarkRaven: Pancher got pwned.
x1aou: Meow
It looked like "Miau" so it made me laugh a bit.
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Another one of my collections
Niko_CorleoneT(xx) was suspected by officer Brad_DUDE(xx) for Touching me
Throne_Montague(xx) was suspected by officer Brad_DUDE(xx) for no racist in my town
[AV]Nexxt: (xx) F**k jeffery
[AV]Nexxt (xx) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery
Haaah Nice one Nexxt :)
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[Z]Pazienza(2) was suspected by officer [Z]Mike(42) for bill is really annoying me now, someone sort him out.
I failed. I was meant to PM.
Chat/radio was flooded with lols.
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Here is what happens when you take something that doesn't belong to you... I took someone's bike after he got killed then he PMs me saying..
PM from d3dx9_dll(3):GIVE THAT FUCKING BIKE BACK NOW
PM from d3dx9_dll(3):OR ALL THE YOUTUBE SEE THAT UARE NOOB CAREJACKER
PM sent to dx3dx9_dll(3):COOL
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Here is what happens when you take something that doesn't belong to you... I took someone's bike after he got killed then he PMs me saying..
PM from d3dx9_dll(3):GIVE THAT f**kING BIKE BACK NOW
PM from d3dx9_dll(3):OR ALL THE YOUTUBE SEE THAT UARE NOOB CAREJACKER
PM sent to dx3dx9_dll(3):COOL
:lol: :lol:
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ADVERTISMENT: The Corleone Family Ammunation | East of Las Venturas |, contact Wash_Corleone(Phone:999999)
ADVERTISMENT: Fee $1,999 | Expensive and low quality, contact Wash_Corleone(Phone:999999)
Henry_Endell(55): LOL
Eugene_Gvardia(21): LOL
Louis_Freeze(10): LOL
Louis_Freeze(10): Wash, you made my day.
It was really funny. :P
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OMFG, we found out Jeffrey's "real" identity! :lol:
Btw, these are real logs from TS, after I taught 2 new freecops how to use TS. We were in the registration lobby, but I havent heard from them since. Freecop1 (forgot their names... I dont have TSO lol) sounded like he was around 17 while Freecop2 was quite younger, around 12-13 I guess, from the sound of their voices.
There was an old woman (another new guy as well, havent heard from him since) in Pershing Square who was doing /lay and in need of first-aid fast after being hit by a car, which sped away. The two Freecops arrived on an SAPD bike just as I was trying to help the old woman.
[AV]JDC_Kolta: This woman needs some CPR bad.
Freecop1: Hmm, she'll need mouth-to-mouth.
Freecop2: You do it!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: No, you do it!
Freecop1: Wait, I have an idea. *ding*
[AV]JDC_Kolta: What idea? :0
Freecop1: Okay, now jam the bike pump into her mouth.
Freecop2: What if she explodes?
Freecop1: That would be AWESOME!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: omg...
ahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaaa i almost wet my pants by reading that!!!
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Black_Hank: anyone need taxi?
[TCL]JaMeS_Alt: use /ad
ADVERTISEMENT: need taxi?
Black_Hank: OMG SOMEBODYS TAKING MY MONEY!
[TCL]JaMeS_Alt: that was the /ad
Black_Hank: HELP!!!
[ALSa]Stof_Ruiz: ahhahahahah u just made my day
xDDDDDDDDDD
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Black_Hank: anyone need taxi?
[TCL]JaMeS_Alt: use /ad
ADVERTISEMENT: need taxi?
Black_Hank: OMG SOMEBODYS TAKING MY MONEY!
[TCL]JaMeS_Alt: that was the /ad
Black_Hank: HELP!!!
[ALSa]Stof_Ruiz: ahhahahahah u just made my day
xDDDDDDDDDD
LOL
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Black_Hank: anyone need taxi?
[TCL]JaMeS_Alt: use /ad
ADVERTISEMENT: need taxi?
Black_Hank: OMG SOMEBODYS TAKING MY MONEY!
[TCL]JaMeS_Alt: that was the /ad
Black_Hank: HELP!!!
[ALSa]Stof_Ruiz: ahhahahahah u just made my day
xDDDDDDDDDD
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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ADVERTISMENT: The Corleone Family Ammunation | East of Las Venturas |, contact Wash_Corleone(Phone:999999)
ADVERTISMENT: Fee $1,999 | Expensive and low quality, contact Wash_Corleone(Phone:999999)
Henry_Endell(55): LOL
Eugene_Gvardia(21): LOL
Louis_Freeze(10): LOL
Louis_Freeze(10): Wash, you made my day.
It was really funny. :P
but it is the Truth :P
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but it is the Truth :P
The truth, that you doulbe post instead of 'modify post'
But whhaa, funny :d
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Gimli(36),was banned by Gimli(15) for imposter
:lol: :rofl:
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And if i advertise an IP of ArgonathRPG server? I hate it when admins like asses, only to use the command, kick/ban for very pity reasons.
We do not like when our servers turn into lame shitty jokes about IP spammers and hackers... Once joker will announce he has hacks admins have all rights to kick his ass off server so that he will think next time what he says... If you do think its that zomg funny, try to go to Police Department and tell them you killed your granny... Besides it we do not want new players come and read those "ok I turn on hacks" jokers in server chat and we have no any wish to start explanations "oh, that was a cool jokeh, gigi gaga"...
Any further discussions with accusing admins - muting on forums, if continue it - ban... Wanna cry about admins - send a complain on email and wait for the answer...
Non official warning for off-topic... Reason - read the first damn post...
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Hehe-he...
(http://i44.tinypic.com/1072zwy.png)
Guy must have been flooding quite badly...
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HAHA; good one Violet!! :poke:
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Black_Hank: anyone need taxi?
[TCL]JaMeS_Alt: use /ad
ADVERTISEMENT: need taxi?
Black_Hank: OMG SOMEBODYS TAKING MY MONEY!
[TCL]JaMeS_Alt: that was the /ad
Black_Hank: HELP!!!
[ALSa]Stof_Ruiz: ahhahahahah u just made my day
xDDDDDDDDDD
:lol: Made me laugh, wow everything is so funny today. :D
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Black_Hank: anyone need taxi?
[TCL]JaMeS_Alt: use /ad
ADVERTISEMENT: need taxi?
Black_Hank: OMG SOMEBODYS TAKING MY MONEY!
[TCL]JaMeS_Alt: that was the /ad
Black_Hank: HELP!!!
[ALSa]Stof_Ruiz: ahhahahahah u just made my day
xDDDDDDDDDD
HAHAH :D :rofl: :rofl: :lol:
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try to go to Police Department and tell them you killed your granny...
Big wow, i've threatened my director to napalm my school the heck off, he just laughed in my face and let me go. You think i'll still be jailed when they check if that's real? Don't think so.
Besides it we do not want new players come and read those "ok I turn on hacks" jokers in server chat and we have no any wish to start explanations "oh, that was a cool jokeh, gigi gaga"...
Didn't understood this part. So i say "ok i turn on hacks" Then what? They report "OMG Admin cheatcheat" and you give explanations? Then why won't you go and tell him "he's not a cheater"? Simple and fast, correct if i'm wrong.
Whatever, as you won't even listen to me, i'll keep this off funny chatlogs. If you want to talk, PM me.
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Black_Hank: anyone need taxi?
[TCL]JaMeS_Alt: use /ad
ADVERTISEMENT: need taxi?
Black_Hank: OMG SOMEBODYS TAKING MY MONEY!
[TCL]JaMeS_Alt: that was the /ad
Black_Hank: HELP!!!
[ALSa]Stof_Ruiz: ahhahahahah u just made my day
I couldn't stop laughing at this.... :D :D :D
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Black_Hank: anyone need taxi?
[TCL]JaMeS_Alt: use /ad
ADVERTISEMENT: need taxi?
Black_Hank: OMG SOMEBODYS TAKING MY MONEY!
[TCL]JaMeS_Alt: that was the /ad
Black_Hank: HELP!!!
[ALSa]Stof_Ruiz: ahhahahahah u just made my day
xDDDDDDDDDD
LOL you can die of laughing :lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :D :D :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol:
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'[AV]Nexxt(23) was suspected by sburns1992(56) for shouting in local chat ignoring admins[me]'
'[AV]Nexxt(23) was jailed by sburns1992(56) for 180 seconds'
'[Z]Mike(45) was suspected by sburns1992(56) for who likes the name Mike?'
'[Z]Mike(45) was jailed by sburns1992(56) for 180 seconds'
'[RI]Frank_Hawk(73) was suspected by sburns1992(56) for telling me i abuse cop rights'
'[RI]Frank_Hawk(73) was jailed by sburns1992(56) for 180 seconds'
'sburns1992: (56) I no abuse cop right'
'sbruns1992(56) was kicked by [WS]Tovvenarke(41) for yes you do'
5 minutes later...
'[WS]Tovvenarke(41) was suspected by sburns1992(13) for NO I DONT'
'[WS]Tovvenarke(41) has been unsuspected by [Rstar]Pancher(16) - abused'
'sburns1992: (13) I /jail it no work - I make no monies :('
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'[AV]Nexxt(23) was suspected by sburns1992(56) for shouting in local chat ignoring admins[me]'
'[AV]Nexxt(23) was jailed by sburns1992(56) for 180 seconds'
'[Z]Mike(45) was suspected by sburns1992(56) for who likes the name Mike?'
'[Z]Mike(45) was jailed by sburns1992(56) for 180 seconds'
'[RI]Frank_Hawk(73) was suspected by sburns1992(56) for telling me i abuse cop rights'
'[RI]Frank_Hawk(73) was jailed by sburns1992(56) for 180 seconds'
'sburns1992: (56) I no abuse cop right'
'sbruns1992(56) was kicked by [WS]Tovvenarke(41) for yes you do'
5 minutes later...
'[WS]Tovvenarke(41) was suspected by sburns1992(13) for NO I DONT'
'[WS]Tovvenarke(41) has been unsuspected by [Rstar]Pancher(16) - abused'
'sburns1992: (13) I /jail it no work - I make no monies :('
Last line reminds me of a time I copbanned someone, he didn't realise, went to a crime scene and shouted "WHY AM I A CHICKEN?! WHERE ARE MY GUNS?!" - funny as hell
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Why did they made the holy cluckin' bell suit the skin of cop banned people :(
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Why did they made the holy cluckin' bell suit the skin of cop banned people :(
Because it makes CBFASI laugh like a parrot on TS...why else?
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Because it makes CBFASI laugh like a parrot on TS...why else?
I wonder how CBFasi's parrot sounds.... :D
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Because it makes CBFASI laugh like a parrot on TS...why else?
That is true. :lol:
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Because it makes CBFASI laugh like a parrot on TS...why else?
Hehehe
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Hehehe
Have you heard it? I might record it next time for others to hear. I nearly PMSL.
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I couldn't stop laughing at this.... :D :D :D
Me too!
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Have you heard it? I might record it next time for others to hear. I nearly PMSL.
Teamspeak rule:
* Don't record on a channel without permission of all users on the channel.
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Advertisement: Selling Asian porn videos, contact: xxx(xxxx)
xxx(25): How can you watch porn videos ?
he was freecop by the way.
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Have you heard it? I might record it next time for others to hear. I nearly PMSL.
Lol I've been on TS with him for approx. 2 years, I sure as hell heard it. :)
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Advertisement: Selling Asian porn videos, contact: xxx(xxxx)
xxx(25): How can you watch porn videos ?
he was freecop by the way.
lol it was me ^_^
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I recently recorded a fraps video of him doing silly things, while listening to him on TS...
I think at one point he did the parrot impression, so I will look over that later
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XXX(49) was kicked by XXX for flooding
(49) was kicked for flooding by Jeffery
Gimli(xx): Jeffery is starting to get old
Wash_Corleone(xx): Jeffery is a noob...
Jeffery_Black(xx): me?????
Damn i laughed at that
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XXX(49) was kicked by XXX for flooding
(49) was kicked for flooding by Jeffery
Gimli(xx): Jeffery is starting to get old
Wash_Corleone(xx): Jeffery is a noob...
Jeffery_Black(xx): me?????
Damn i laughed at that
Haha, his abit old now ;)
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XXX(49) was kicked by XXX for flooding
(49) was kicked for flooding by Jeffery
Gimli(xx): Jeffery is starting to get old
Wash_Corleone(xx): Jeffery is a noob...
Jeffery_Black(xx): me?????
Damn i laughed at that
Haha :lol: :rofl:
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XXX(49) was kicked by XXX for flooding
(49) was kicked for flooding by Jeffery
Gimli(xx): Jeffery is starting to get old
Wash_Corleone(xx): Jeffery is a noob...
Jeffery_Black(xx): me?????
Damn i laughed at that
He keeps failing like this
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XXX(49) was kicked by XXX for flooding
(49) was kicked for flooding by Jeffery
Gimli(xx): Jeffery is starting to get old
Wash_Corleone(xx): Jeffery is a noob...
Jeffery_Black(xx): me?????
Damn i laughed at that
Haha. The first part was fun.
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XXX(49) was kicked by XXX for flooding
(49) was kicked for flooding by Jeffery
Gimli(xx): Jeffery is starting to get old
Wash_Corleone(xx): Jeffery is a noob...
Jeffery_Black(xx): me?????
Damn i laughed at that
LOL saw something like that yesterday :D :lol: :lol: :rofl:
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XXX(49) was kicked by XXX for flooding
(49) was kicked for flooding by Jeffery
Gimli(xx): Jeffery is starting to get old
Wash_Corleone(xx): Jeffery is a noob...
Jeffery_Black(xx): me?????
Haah Nice one
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Today the morning
[Rstar]Pancher: (12) ahh, so many pointless suspects we have today :)
[WS]Pixy: (9) :(\
:lol: :lol:
Pic:
(http://i39.tinypic.com/5pqt8o.jpg)
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Today the morning
[Rstar]Pancher: (12) ahh, so many pointless suspects we have today :)
[WS]Pixy: (9) :(\
:lol: :lol:
Pic:
(http://i39.tinypic.com/5pqt8o.jpg)
WTF ??? pixy as suspect :O :gd:
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Steef_De_Peef was suspected by officer xu1gua for he say suspect me
FeNER_BAHCE was suspected by officer [TCL]Twenty for speed hax =(
Wolfe: You entered a [AV]John_Leppi(77), Owner: SAPD
[AV]John_Leppi: NOWAI!!
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Steef_De_Peef was suspected by officer xu1gua for he say suspect me
FeNER_BAHCE was suspected by officer [TCL]Twenty for speed hax =(
Wolfe: You entered a [AV]John_Leppi(77), Owner: SAPD
[AV]John_Leppi: NOWAI!!
Rofl!!!!
Nice one~! XD
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XXX(49) was kicked by XXX for flooding
(49) was kicked for flooding by Jeffery
Gimli(xx): Jeffery is starting to get old
Wash_Corleone(xx): Jeffery is a noob...
Jeffery_Black(xx): me?????
Damn i laughed at that
lol
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[AV]WataHell: (6) lol I'm an idiot, typed /q instead of /exit
[Z]Randall: (38) Lo
Sara_Karlsson: (26) lmao
[Z]Randall: (38) Lol
[AV]Otavio: (27) OMG watafail
Wayn3: (15) Lol
[AV]Watahell: (6) faaail
I thought this was pretty hilarious, it was so random and very funny lol!
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I have done /q many times instead to do /exit :roll:
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Hehe, it seems to be a more common mistake that I give it credit for. I know I've almost done it once or twice, but I type without looking at the keyboard so I'm paying attention lol.
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I was testing a SAPD cadet about SAPD Codes, I asked what a "211" (robbery) is and he answered this.
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: What is 211?
Vinny_Stracci(xx) says: isn't that the african emergency line?
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I was testing a SAPD cadet about SAPD Codes, I asked what a "211" (robbery) is and he answered this.
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: What is 211?
Vinny_Stracci(xx) says: isn't that the african emergency line?
lawl? :lol:
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I was testing a SAPD cadet about SAPD Codes, I asked what a "211" (robbery) is and he answered this.
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: What is 211?
Vinny_Stracci(xx) says: isn't that the african emergency line?
LOL :lol: :lol:
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haha :lol: :rofl: Own3d XD :banana:
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"lol"- Juliet Corleone
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I was testing a SAPD cadet about SAPD Codes, I asked what a "211" (robbery) is and he answered this.
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: What is 211?
Vinny_Stracci(xx) says: isn't that the african emergency line?
Haaaaaaah best joke ever :)
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I was testing a SAPD cadet about SAPD Codes, I asked what a "211" (robbery) is and he answered this.
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: What is 211?
Vinny_Stracci(xx) says: isn't that the african emergency line?
Hehehehe nice one :P
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ADVERTISEMENT: How do I get a banana out of my mouth?, contact Oggle_McFoggle(ID:38)
ADVERTISEMENT: start eating, contact Nazuki_Lmai(Phone:XXXX)
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Same here TAi for ever lol:p
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this is what happen when i did /crime 38
[AV]Inkognito(38) is wanted for killing [AV]Inkognito(38)
acutally he said he kill himself xD
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this is what happen when i did /crime 38
[AV]Inkognito(38) is wanted for killing [AV]Inkognito(38)
acutally he said he kill himself xD
How do you kill yourself and get suspected? :trust:
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How do you kill yourself and get suspected? :trust:
Magic :pop:
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How do you kill yourself and get suspected? :trust:
Suicide? :o
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Suicide? :o
Victim (you) got killed by Murderer (you)
Murderer (you) killed Victim (you)
Both are died :S and how u get suspected in 0.1 milliseconds? :poke:
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Victim (you) got killed by Murderer (you)
Murderer (you) killed Victim (you)
Both are died :S and how u get suspected in 0.1 milliseconds? :poke:
Actually there is no time betwen this thing. And it is imposible for script to do this
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If he actually managed to do this, I would like to know how...
Never seen this sort of thing before, normally a suicide is registered as the server killing you - unless of course someone punches you or something right before you die, in which case it counts as their kill instead...just a SA:MP bug
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**XXXX**ALERT: [Z]Mike(21): Nexxt has no penis!
[Z]David(29): Mike, FYI, Nexxt has a penis.
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lol :rofl:
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Victim (you) got killed by Murderer (you)
Murderer (you) killed Victim (you)
Both are died :S and how u get suspected in 0.1 milliseconds? :poke:
Its a rare bug. actually Inkognito surprised to see this. it seems funny and weird so i posted it here :D
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**XXXX**ALERT: [Z]Mike(21): Nexxt has no penis!
[Z]David(29): Mike, FYI, Nexxt has a penis.
:lol:
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It's not a bug guys, just ignore it.. :)
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Its a rare bug. actually Inkognito surprised to see this. it seems funny and weird so i posted it here :D
Lol! I was about to post this, but you were quicker than me.. :S
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**There are no typo on these chatlog that mistake written by author, written based on screenshots, spell has been checked twice**
RJ_FlameHabbo(48) has joined the server
RJ_FlameHabbo: (48) hello
[AV]Wolfe: (30) Habbo fails
sburns1992: (4) I own a habbo fansite
Matute_Gvardia: (6) Habbo pwns
**During Pancher's Crazy DD Event at Easter Basin**
ADVERTISEMENT: Welcome to Pancher's Secret events, contact [Rstar]Pancher(Phone:8287)
**During boat chase, Carl3on on Jetmax, me on Launch and Eugene on Jetmax in SF**
Carl3on: (24) Abused
Carl3on: (24) Reported
Carl3on: (24) Dude.
Eugene_Gvardia: (16) is boatkilling allowed? XD
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter: (7) lawl
Sara_Karlsson: (15) :o
Damion_Parker: (40) :D
[SE]Dr_Pepper27: (35) xD
Mario_Barzini: (30) Homer: OPERATOR !! Gimme the number for 911
hi_hi(21) has joined the server
hi_hi: (21) hi
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter: (6) hi hi hi
hi_hi: (21) hi
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter: (6) hi hi_hi
hi_hi: (21) hi
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter: (6) ... stop saying hi hi_hi
hi_hi: (21) u say hihihi
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter: (6) I say hi to u hi_hi
hi_hi: (21) yeah
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter: (6) so once hi is enough hi_hi
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter: (6) hi hi_hi hi hi hi hi_hi
kaski: (26) how do i get a drivers license?
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter: (6) Play 7 days, Apply passport on forum, apply license on forum
kaski: (26) ...
kaski: (26) thats a bit hardcore.
hi_hi(21) has been tempbanned by [AV]Wolfe for 60 minutes. Reason: Flying car hax
Tommy_Corleone: (5) bye_bye
Francis_Dragon(12) Inside Earth Core , Burning In Hot Lava , Melting Each Second, Marina, Los Santos
ADVERTISEMENT: Selling illegal Chocolate Chip COokies, contact Riley(Phone:5057)
OMG(8) has joined the server
***[xxxx-ALERT] [TCL]JaMeS_Alter(4): .su 20 Vandalism
ADVERTISEMENT: /cb Cmon James stop those alerts xD /ad Buying Hutley &, contact Davey_Rose(Phone:7590)
ADVERTISEMENT: Jester & Elegy, contact Davey_Rose(Phone:7590)
Davey_Rose: (7) ooooops
Spartan_Lombardi: (11) Fail
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter: (4) lawl
[WS]Pixy: (2) fail again davey
Promoyter(0), was kicked by [Z]David for :D
Crime of Sara_Karlsson(58): suspected by officer Melinda(34) for lesbian she wants kiss me :S
Scr33n_EvE(79): Police Radio: Running out of fuel, where to fill the tank ?, Over.
Maladoi(80): Police Radio: LSPDw, Over.
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter(62): Police Radio: Gas Station, Over.
Maladoi(80): Police Radio: Or gs9, Over.
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter(62): Police Radio: or LSPD, Over.
**Tab - Player List**
0 [SOA]Cory_McCol 0 65535
BarackHObama (21) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
**After spamming "Name" <<< Rich, Poor, Awesome, etc.**
Luke_GvardiaT: (26) VV LIKE GAYs
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter: (4) <<< Love boys
aceofchaos: (23) ^^ likes guys
[SACS]AMahone: (24) o.o
Luke_GvardiaT: (26) tripple pwned
**Sean got auto-suspected for Breaking and Entering while on police duty** (Tell me if u want to remove this, Sean)
[ALSs]Sean(17): Police Radio: suspect U17 last seen commerce LS, Over.
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter(4): Police Radio: 10-4 U17 10-76 after Su17, Over.
Michael_Giordano: (17) .helpmeup
Michael_Giordano: (17) .helpmeup
Michael_Giordano: (17) fial
[WS]Pixy: (2) fail
[WS]StaticX: (27) FAIL
[WS]StaticX: (27) lol
Michael_Giordano: (17) ail*
[WS]Pixy: (2) fail again
Michael_Giordano: (17) siht fail
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter: (3) lmao
[WS]StaticX: (27) Mega-Fail
Michael_Giordano: (17) lol
An intruder alarm has gone off at property The Giodarno Family HQ, Whetstone
An intruder alarm has gone off at property The Giodarno Family HQ, Whetstone
An intruder alarm has gone off at property The Giodarno Family HQ, Whetstone
An intruder alarm has gone off at property The Giodarno Family HQ, Whetstone
An intruder alarm has gone off at property The Giodarno Family HQ, Whetstone
An intruder alarm has gone off at property The Giodarno Family HQ, Whetstone
[Rstar]Pancher (27) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
[Rstar]Pancher(27), has been unsuspected by [Rstar]Pancher(27), - retarded script
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HAHAHAHHAHAH good 1 james :D The 1 with pancher made me laught like hell :D :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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nice one :)
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2 or 3 are actually funny :P
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An intruder alarm has gone off at property The Giodarno Family HQ, Whetstone
An intruder alarm has gone off at property The Giodarno Family HQ, Whetstone
An intruder alarm has gone off at property The Giodarno Family HQ, Whetstone
An intruder alarm has gone off at property The Giodarno Family HQ, Whetstone
An intruder alarm has gone off at property The Giodarno Family HQ, Whetstone
An intruder alarm has gone off at property The Giodarno Family HQ, Whetstone
[Rstar]Pancher (27) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
[Rstar]Pancher(27), has been unsuspected by [Rstar]Pancher(27), - retarded script
Hahahaha lol.
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This maybe isn't funny, but epic!
Philip_McRay(xx): Can someone get [AV]Wolfe in game??
[AV]Nexxt(xx): /getonline [AV]Wolfe
[AV]Wolfe has joined the server
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I laughed like fuck when that happend in game. xD
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I really do not have Wolfe....on msn nor on teamspeak or whatever...
I just said that ... LOL
I was like o_O... :roll:
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Lol James, those were sooo funny
This maybe isn't funny, but epic!
Philip_McRay(xx): Can someone get [AV]Wolfe in game??
[AV]Nexxt(xx): /getonline [AV]Wolfe
[AV]Wolfe has joined the server
Holy crap lolololool
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This maybe isn't funny, but epic!
Philip_McRay(xx): Can someone get [AV]Wolfe in game??
[AV]Nexxt(xx): /getonline [AV]Wolfe
[AV]Wolfe has joined the server
:eek: lol
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This maybe isn't funny, but epic!
Philip_McRay(xx): Can someone get [AV]Wolfe in game??
[AV]Nexxt(xx): /getonline [AV]Wolfe
[AV]Wolfe has joined the server
Fluke
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Crime of Sara_Karlsson(58): suspected by officer Melinda(34) for lesbian she wants kiss me :S
I was just looking for a girlfriend :(
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This maybe isn't funny, but epic!
Philip_McRay(xx): Can someone get [AV]Wolfe in game??
[AV]Nexxt(xx): /getonline [AV]Wolfe
[AV]Wolfe has joined the server
Nexxt got the Powers :evil: :pop:
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This maybe isn't funny, but epic!
Philip_McRay(xx): Can someone get [AV]Wolfe in game??
[AV]Nexxt(xx): /getonline [AV]Wolfe
[AV]Wolfe has joined the server
This has to be on purpose! :rofl:
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Daxx has a birthday and DarkRaven noticed something funny, laughing at it with:
[WS]DarkRaven(8): Daxx?
[WS]DarkRaven(8): Are you admin?
Daxx(16): yeah
[WS]DarkRaven(8): DUDE HAPPY BDAY, LUV YOU!!!!
[AV]FlameMan(18): :D
Daxx(16): xD
[WS]DarkRaven(8): xD
Spartan_Lombardi(12): Rofl
Phonix_Kolta(17): ROFL
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This has to be on purpose! :rofl:
I can ensure you, it wasn't.
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Daxx has a birthday and DarkRaven noticed something funny, laughing at it with:
[WS]DarkRaven(8): Daxx?
[WS]DarkRaven(8): Are you admin?
Daxx(16): yeah
[WS]DarkRaven(8): DUDE HAPPY BDAY, LUV YOU!!!!
[AV]FlameMan(18): :D
Daxx(16): xD
[WS]DarkRaven(8): xD
Spartan_Lombardi(12): Rofl
Phonix_Kolta(17): ROFL
Nice one and congrats Daxx
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[CD]Legacysh0t: TYPE /GU OR I KILL U
Miguel_Montana: (( You cant type /gu IRL ))
I think it was kinda fun at that moment, since he also applied to CMD board.
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[AV]IcyAero: How much for a ride?
[AV]FlameMan: 120$
*[AV]IcyAero gives 119$ to [AV]FlameMan.
[AV]IcyAero: Here, keep the change.
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[AV]IcyAero: How much for a ride?
[AV]FlameMan: 120$
*[AV]IcyAero gives 119$ to [AV]FlameMan.
[AV]IcyAero: Here, keep the change.
Fail.
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[AV]IcyAero: How much for a ride?
[AV]FlameMan: 120$
*[AV]IcyAero gives 119$ to [AV]FlameMan.
[AV]IcyAero: Here, keep the change.
If WS has problems with calendar, AV has problems with maths.
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[AV]IcyAero: How much for a ride?
[AV]FlameMan: 120$
*[AV]IcyAero gives 119$ to [AV]FlameMan.
[AV]IcyAero: Here, keep the change.
Expensive much?
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Lol, I accidentaly press wrong buttons when writing a pm,I really confused Michael_Giordano few times...
Pm from Michael_Giordano(62):You have the time?
Pm sent to Michael_Giordano(62): I apokued
Pm sent to Michael_Giordano(62): *applied
Pm from Michael_Giordano(62): :S?
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Talking on cb radio:
Michael_Giordano:He isn't new
SanDd_Giordano:I'm a girl
Karolis_Giordano:FUCK!
SanDd_Giordano: -_-
Post Merge: June 09, 2009, 06:03:05 pm
CrazyDude(6): Look at that big cheezy nice sweety sandwich!
SanDd_Giordano(29):Yeah...so?
CrazyDude(6):GONNA EAT IT! NOW NOW!NomNomNom!
SanDd_Giordano(29):NOMNOMNOMNOM!
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On another server.
Barney_wallace Says (cellphone): come disco
Marcus_McEast Says (cellphone): Marcus M.
Barney_wallace Says (cellphone): hi
Barney_wallace Says (cellphone): come disco
Marcus_McEast Says (cellphone): Where?
Barney_wallace Says (cellphone): disco
Barney_wallace Says (cellphone): disco
Barney_wallace Says (cellphone): i duno
Barney_wallace Says (cellphone): wehre u dance
Marcus_McEast Says (cellphone): Why?
Barney_wallace Says (cellphone): ok
Barney_wallace Says (cellphone): bb
Another one with him
Barney_wallace Says (cellphone): can u me pickup
Marcus_McEast Says (cellphone): What?
Barney_wallace Says (cellphone): ok
Barney_wallace Says (cellphone): bb
Another one when I was on-duty as a pizza boy.
Barney_wallace Says (cellphone): come lspd
Marcus_McEast Says (cellphone): Why?
Barney_wallace Says (cellphone): i wana show u
Marcus_McEast Says (cellphone): What?
Barney_wallace Says (cellphone): come
Barney_wallace Says (cellphone): ok
Barney_wallace Says (cellphone): bb
So, now I'm at LSPD and that Barney dude aswell.
You recieved a pizzaorder, type /accept Pizza to accept it. Caller: Barney_wallace.
/accept Pizza
A red marker has been placed on the map, go there to find the caller.
Instead of just calling 111 before, he did it there. Some crazy dude I'd like to say..
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Uhm this is ARGONATH Funny chatlogs not some other server funny chatlogs
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Uhm this is ARGONATH Funny chatlogs not some other server funny chatlogs
It doesn't say anything such in the beginning. Only that it might get added to Argonath Humor, but this part can't - as it isn't Argonath, but I don't care what so ever.
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Crime of [TCL]Twenty: Not wearing clothes public suspected by Alfred_(Something) :lol:
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Crime of [TCL]Twenty: Not wearing clothes public suspected by Alfred_(Something) :lol:
Alfred is the guy spamming /ad :)
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That wasnt funny =o
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Alfred is funny guy =D
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Alfred's infection is spreading all over SA:
ADVERTISEMENT: selding shampkoo at ps9 Hahaha, contact Mike_Gvardia(Phone:9431)
ADVERTISEMENT: Selding Fildo's @ Market ammanation, contact [ALS]Davey(Phone:7590)
+ bonus:
Delmarco_Wallace: (38) gIVE UP THE MONEY NIGGA OR tHIS FUCKIN' bULLET GOING ON CHA'hEAD.
Tommy_Corleone: (40) LOL?
[WS]DarkRaven: (15) LOL
Delmarco_Wallace: (38) wOOPS
[TCL]Twenty: (52) Lolwtf
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Alfred's infection is spreading all over SA:
ADVERTISEMENT: selding shampkoo at ps9 Hahaha, contact Mike_Gvardia(Phone:9431)
ADVERTISEMENT: Selding Fildo's @ Market ammanation, contact [ALS]Davey(Phone:7590)
+ bonus:
Delmarco_Wallace: (38) gIVE UP THE MONEY NIGGA OR tHIS f**kIN' bULLET GOING ON CHA'hEAD.
Tommy_Corleone: (40) LOL?
[WS]DarkRaven: (15) LOL
Delmarco_Wallace: (38) wOOPS
[TCL]Twenty: (52) Lolwtf
I laughed at that freecop writing that :D
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Give Alfred a break. :P
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Alfred's infection is spreading all over SA:
ADVERTISEMENT: selding shampkoo at ps9 Hahaha, contact Mike_Gvardia(Phone:9431)
ADVERTISEMENT: Selding Fildo's @ Market ammanation, contact [ALS]Davey(Phone:7590)
+ bonus:
Delmarco_Wallace: (38) gIVE UP THE MONEY NIGGA OR tHIS f**kIN' bULLET GOING ON CHA'hEAD.
Tommy_Corleone: (40) LOL?
[WS]DarkRaven: (15) LOL
Delmarco_Wallace: (38) wOOPS
[TCL]Twenty: (52) Lolwtf
he said that few times in game... XD! I laughed every time :rofl: :lol: ;) :) :D
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alfred has problems for sure, i bet he is some 30 year old virgin who is trying to make everyone laugh in a little room in czech republic or something xD
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I really do not have Wolfe....on msn nor on teamspeak or whatever...
I just said that ... LOL
I was like o_O... :roll:
Now you do have it..on msn..What happened was that my computer restarted..Thanks to me hitting the button by mistake..Incredibly I logged in right after nexxt did that :D
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well, far as i know then ppls are saying Alfred is MrsS. Still funneh :P
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well, far as i know then ppls are saying Alfred is MrsS. Still funneh :P
They are completely mad then. Because it's not, I know that by 100 percent.
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that alfred is a funny guy though, always with his strange ads like:
selling shampkoo, cowhides and magic(but then in strange english) at ps9 instead of gs9
but ppl arent giving him a chance to RP with it, everyone just laughs at him
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I asked how old he was and he said 6. He's under the age of 13 anyway or he has serious problems with spelling.
He hired me as his "guard" paid me in Shampkoo which i rubbed over my head. Guy is ok if you don't be an ass towards him heck sometimes his RP is better than Regular players. Maybe they should take a leaf from his book.
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I asked how old he was and he said 6. He's under the age of 13 anyway or he has serious problems with spelling.
He hired me as his "guard" paid me in Shampkoo which i rubbed over my head. Guy is ok if you don't be an ass towards him heck sometimes his RP is better than Regular players. Maybe they should take a leaf from his book.
Yeah, but now he leaved Argonath because someone DM/flamed him :/ Damn that was good shampoo, me and kessu(and others) trying to help him to play and all.. But now he is gone :/
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I asked how old he was and he said 6. He's under the age of 13 anyway or he has serious problems with spelling.
He hired me as his "guard" paid me in Shampkoo which i rubbed over my head. Guy is ok if you don't be an ass towards him heck sometimes his RP is better than Regular players. Maybe they should take a leaf from his book.
Alfred can spell, Once someone pissed him off and he started to write without any mistakes. Also he dosent have problems with spelling otherwise he woudlnt say every word falsly, like my or anyones name.
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[WS]Alex(xx) banned by [AV]Tai(xx) for weapon hacks
Miguel_Montana(xx): WHY !
[AV]Tai(xx): He did a tai
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bahahahahhaa
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that alfred is a funny guy though, always with his strange ads like:
selling shampkoo, cowhides and magic(but then in strange english) at ps9 instead of gs9
but ppl arent giving him a chance to RP with it, everyone just laughs at him
I was RPing with him all the time i saw him
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Inside LSPD, Im being questioned in a room, this is going on in the Hall
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter: I'm Almost dead!
SmokinWeed: WELL YOUR GONNA BE
Then he shoots James while im almost crying IRL
And earlier
/me Kicks the door down
[SASD]Carlos: Hey, what are you doing
Box_Gvardia: SHOW ME THE MONEY NIGGA
Then James gets my with a fire hydrant and runs out, I try to follow him but get shot.
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1) Not funny
2) Don't call people "nigga's"
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1) Not funny
2) Don't call people "nigga's"
indeed :lol:
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1) Not funny
2) Don't call people "nigga's"
1) You kinda had to be there
2) I'm allowed to use slang. If i said, your a nigga, that would be different.
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[WS]Alex(xx) banned by [AV]Tai(xx) for weapon hacks
Miguel_Montana(xx): WHY !
[AV]Tai(xx): He did a tai
:roll:
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[WS]Alex(xx) banned by [AV]Tai(xx) for weapon hacks
Miguel_Montana(xx): WHY !
[AV]Tai(xx): He did a tai
I don't see it funny, as it's not yet proven, if he did hack or not.
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Inside LSPD, Im being questioned in a room, this is going on in the Hall
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter: I'm Almost dead!
SmokinWeed: WELL YOUR GONNA BE
Then he shoots James while im almost crying IRL
And earlier
/me Kicks the door down
[SASD]Carlos: Hey, what are you doing
Box_Gvardia: SHOW ME THE MONEY NIGGA
Then James gets my with a fire hydrant and runs out, I try to follow him but get shot.
1. Ye, that's not funny. Actually it's BEEPing Non-RP and BEEPing DM...
2. And yes, this is Non-RP again... robbing civilian inside LSPD, well it's ... (You know it)
2nd situation:
I was sitting and questioning of the guy (SmokinWeed) fighting on the street with somone (banned while RP).
Then some time later, 2 guys kick the door and storm in and shouts "Show me the money BEEP", I /hail then /hide
Later, I realize that I am fireman and have extinguisher, so I get up and spread him for self-defence and run.
1st situation:
Sometime later, crazy 2 robbers shooting all over and hit me, I RP I got hit, lying on the ground waiting for medic
and moan "I'm almost dead!", then that guy (SmokinWeed) shot me with Deagle one shot...
Totally Non-RP and actually DM
Sorry for off-topic, but I have to explain the situation why it's not funny
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Lol, you are such a buzzkiller.
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I think it's funny though, sorry if it's not:
Edmund_Duke(11):Emergency Radio: who took all the ambulences?!, Over.
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter(16):Emergency Radio: Maniac Patient, Over.
**Police call medic through Emergency Radio**
dabest_alterlis(5):Emergency Radio: Medic on 10-8, Over.
Joe_Gvardia(22):Emergency Radio: we need a medic at lspd inside shots fired, Over.
dabest_alterlis(5):Emergency Radio: Medic 10-7 Hospital going for a 2hour coffe break, Over.
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter(1):Emergency Radio: ((lol wtf?)), Over.
Joe_Gvardia(22):Emergency Radio: (-_-), Over.
Dexx_Kolta(3) says: Ello moto.
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dabest_alterlis(5):Emergency Radio: Medic 10-7 Hospital going for a 2hour coffe break, Over.
LOLOOOL :lol:
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I think it's funny though, sorry if it's not:
Edmund_Duke(11):Emergency Radio: who took all the ambulences?!, Over.
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter(16):Emergency Radio: Maniac Patient, Over.
Indeed. Your own jokes aren't funny -.-
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Indeed. Your own jokes aren't funny -.-
He is that kind of stand-up comedian (or should we call it fall-down), who makes a joke and is like ROFLing there...
Just a fail
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Dexx_Kolta(3) says: Ello moto.
:) :cool:
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lol i rember that james it was classic
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He is that kind of stand-up comedian (or should we call it fall-down), who makes a joke and is like ROFLing there...
Woah, like this example
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Crime of NapstaR_Cems(x): suspected by officer Midajaci_DH(x) for driving into a cup
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Crime of NapstaR_Cems(x): suspected by officer Midajaci_DH(x) for driving into a cup
Pancher's cup, he will not be happy.
Anyway, hahah, a dangerous crime.
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I think it's funny though, sorry if it's not:
Edmund_Duke(11):Emergency Radio: who took all the ambulences?!, Over.
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter(16):Emergency Radio: Maniac Patient, Over.
**Police call medic through Emergency Radio**
dabest_alterlis(5):Emergency Radio: Medic on 10-8, Over.
Joe_Gvardia(22):Emergency Radio: we need a medic at lspd inside shots fired, Over.
dabest_alterlis(5):Emergency Radio: Medic 10-7 Hospital going for a 2hour coffe break, Over.
[TCL]JaMeS_Alter(1):Emergency Radio: ((lol wtf?)), Over.
Joe_Gvardia(22):Emergency Radio: (-_-), Over.
Dexx_Kolta(3) says: Ello moto.
Haaaaaah Very funny
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New shipment of fail:
Josh_Page: .l she kicked me in the balls
Josh_Page: 0o
Josh_Page: .on 25 i was keen to kill her :o
Josh_Page: oh ffs
And some normal funny chat logs:
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ADVERTISEMENT: CBFASI wins | he used admin command, contact David_Omid(Phone:****)
ADVERTISEMENT: $100,000 quiz question - get your fingers ready, contact [RI]Frank_Hawk(Phone:***)
Violet_Corleone(66), was warned by [WS]Tovenaarke(21) for do not inter ... blab la
[WS]Pixy: nothing is wrong except nothing is wrong
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haha :lol:
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The ID's were down, so i made my own ID. I thought this was preety funny since you cant have the ID 1337 :P, Text based on screen shot.
[WS]Andy: Guys admin can still kick,ban, and bannaa and other things
[SE]Dr_Pepper27: (1337) Yes*
[WS]Andy: So dont think of rule breaking
[SE]Dr_Pepper27(82), Was kicked by [AV]Inkognito(74) for Impersonating others id's
:lol:
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ADVERTISEMENT: Event | Kill me with anything you've got | win 30k, contact David_Omid(Phone:****)
ADVERTISEMENT: CBFASI wins | he used admin command, contact David_Omid(Phone:****)
Epic win :lol: :rofl:
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Nice one ! :lol:
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The ID's were down, so i made my own ID. I thought this was preety funny since you cant have the ID 1337 :P, Text based on screen shot.
[WS]Andy: Guys admin can still kick,ban, and bannaa and other things
[SE]Dr_Pepper27: (1337) Yes*
[WS]Andy: So dont think of rule breaking
[SE]Dr_Pepper27(82), Was kicked by [AV]Inkognito(74) for Impersonating others id's
:lol:
Not rly funny, its rulebreaking and can get you banned
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Not rly funny, its rulebreaking and can get you banned
Yes, that is true, you could of get banned for impersonating
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Yea we know.....
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Andy, I hope your lulz remains in your body now that you're an admin :( .
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Panda_Araatus: (30) lolwut?
Todor_CorleoneT: (70) :D
[WS]Winters: (65) Perverts lol
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:lol:Good one Mario.
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Panda_Araatus: (30) lolwut?
Todor_CorleoneT: (70) :D
[WS]Winters: (65) Perverts lol
ADVERTISEMENT: Im your child, contact [SE]Dr_Pepper27(Phone:7851)
:o:O haah good one :P
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Have you heard for [ I ] (Imperial Incoroporated or so) here is JaMeS definition of it (xD):
Phonix_Kolta: (11) what is this [ I ]?
[TCL]JaMeS: (10) Insert Coin --> [ I ]
[TCL]Davey[ I ]: (0) Shut up, not funny!
Phonix_Kolta: (11) rofl!
and few moments later, Davey posted some ad, and after them I posted this:
Advertisment: Buying arcade machine with coin inserter, contact Mixa_Gvardia (5881)
[TCL]Davey[ I ]: (0) :@@
Davey, sorry for anoying you, but it's funny xD
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hahahhaa
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Have you heard for [ I ] (Imperial Incoroporated or so) here is JaMeS definition of it (xD):
Phonix_Kolta: (11) what is this [ I ]?
[TCL]JaMeS: (10) Insert Coin --> [ I ]
[TCL]Davey[ I ]: (0) Shut up, not funny!
Phonix_Kolta: (11) rofl!
and few moments later, Davey posted some ad, and after them I posted this:
Advertisment: Buying arcade machine with coin inserter, contact Mixa_Gvardia (5881)
[TCL]Davey[ I ]: (0) :@@
Davey, sorry for anoying you, but it's funny xD
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:(
:roll:
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Lol, Epic fail xD
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Mmkay here are somthing form me
ok maybe an offcer were fiskin him and he sayed
Blazer129(xx) : OMG COP STOLE MY WEED@@@
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Etc...
Other one a newbie furgot his pass and
I, am an eye in the sky looking at you.
Players were like hey sauron hey hey etc.. and a newbie says
Ohdude : Sauron HELP i furgot my passford off my main accaunt...
:razz:
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The good one
Its, payday 4000$
I dont know who sayed but anyway
[TCL]JaMes : /setspam on
[AVt]Drixy : YAY
Payer2 : Wow yeyeyey
player3: Yayay !! great
player4 : Whohoh
Player5: yahha !!
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ADVERTISEMENT: Event | Kill me with anything you've got | win 30k, contact David_Omid(Phone:****)
ADVERTISEMENT: CBFASI wins | he used admin command, contact David_Omid(Phone:****)
That was a day I just could not resist and techinically I won 30k but never accepted it
I thought was rather funny at the time, lesson learn never say 'anything you got' cos admins can do it so easy...
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TCLNitrOxStracci: (23) cb RUN FROM ADMINS
ADVERTISEMENT: mania, contact mods(ID:41)
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Cutt3r: (25) do not use /ad for that
[AVt]Ramke: (53) LOL
ADVERTISEMENT: for that, contact mods(ID:41)
Cutt3r: (25) use ad for roleplay ads - buying and selling legal stuff
[AVt]Ramke: (53) ROFL
mods (41), was warned by Cutt3r(25) for illegal ad
[AV]FlameMan(24), was kicked by [TCL]Mumin(22) for [email protected]
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TCLNitrOxStracci: (23) cb RUN FROM ADMINS
ADVERTISEMENT: mania, contact mods(ID:41)
ADVERTISEMENT: mania], contact mods(ID:41)
Cutt3r: (25) do not use /ad for that
[AVt]Ramke: (53) LOL
ADVERTISEMENT: for that, contact mods(ID:41)
Cutt3r: (25) use ad for roleplay ads - buying and selling legal stuff
[AVt]Ramke: (53) ROFL
mods (41), was warned by Cutt3r(25) for illegal ad
[AV]FlameMan(24), was kicked by [TCL]Mumin(22) for [email protected]
All Loll'd
Moan removed - [email protected]
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[AV]FlameMan(24), was kicked by [TCL]Mumin(22) for [email protected]
Not even funny - cannot laugh about it.
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Not even funny - cannot laugh about it.
It was the wrong ID. That's all..
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It was the wrong ID. That's all..
Still don't see the fun of it ;) .. lol
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TCLNitrOxStracci: (23) cb RUN FROM ADMINS
ADVERTISEMENT: mania, contact mods(ID:41)
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Cutt3r: (25) do not use /ad for that
[AVt]Ramke: (53) LOL
ADVERTISEMENT: for that, contact mods(ID:41)
Cutt3r: (25) use ad for roleplay ads - buying and selling legal stuff
[AVt]Ramke: (53) ROFL
mods (41), was warned by Cutt3r(25) for illegal ad
[AV]FlameMan(24), was kicked by [TCL]Mumin(22) for [email protected]
i like to see what New Player write, allmost allways they say somthing funny :rofl: :rofl:
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Still don't see the fun of it ;) .. lol
HE didnt sent it for you , he sent it to all of community . If you didnt liked simply go to 1 page back for laughing or look at your old posts .
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HE didnt sent it for you , he sent it to all of community . If you didnt liked simply go to 1 page back for laughing or look at your old posts .
We're going off topic guys, lets stay on the tright track. Back on topic..
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The good one
Its, payday 4000$
I dont know who sayed but anyway
[TCL]JaMes : /setspam on
[AVt]Drixy : YAY
Payer2 : Wow yeyeyey
player3: Yayay !! great
player4 : Whohoh
Player5: yahha !!
Jaaskaa has fun with doing random paydays and watching the people yell "YAY" on main chat :devroll:
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Yeah..like wen I asked a 1 dollar Payday ? lol :D
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Funny chat log when Gvardia accidentally invited me into one of their conversations on MSN, a couple left but towards the end it got really funny, especially with Renzo. There are spaces where pictures should have been, especially some weird ones xD. Also THIS CHAT COULD BE CONSIDERED OFFENSIVE AND INAPPROPRIATE TO YOUNG PEOPLE.
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Wrong topic :poke:
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If your talking about my post, I think it should still count because its SA:MP related...
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[AV]FlameMan(24), was kicked by [TCL]Mumin(22) for [email protected]
[AV]FlameMan(24) has joined a server.
[AV]FlameMan(24): Nice tai mumin
[TCL]Mumin(22): yea ;p
That's what happened after that, no anger, it was just wrong id ...
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Lil, the best part was with that cable and shortcuts xD I still laughe on CIG xD
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Funny chat log when Gvardia accidentally invited me into one of their conversations on MSN, a couple left but towards the end it got really funny, especially with Renzo. There are spaces where pictures should have been, especially some weird ones xD. Also THIS CHAT COULD BE CONSIDERED OFFENSIVE AND INAPPROPRIATE TO YOUNG PEOPLE.
LOL
page 10 and 11 :lol: :rofl:
Renzo_Gvardia says:
Rofl guys, try this: Put a cable in your ass with salt lays, then pull it out
it's like godness
RayKaza | Mehdi says:
you try it ?
Eugene_Gvardia says:
cable?
how would u put a cable in ur ass?
Renzo_Gvardia says:
small one
RayKaza | Mehdi says:
Man Eug he have a big one
Renzo_Gvardia says:
I have bigg hole
RayKaza | Mehdi says:
large one
Eugene_Gvardia says:
....
Renzo_Gvardia says:
I can put a lamp in my ass, then fart and it goes like: :idea:
Renzo_Gvardia says:
my mother is on the toilet
Renzo_Gvardia says:
she smells
Renzo_Gvardia says:
like a hotdog dipped in some whiskey and burned
:lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol:
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LOL
page 10 and 11 :lol: :rofl:
Renzo_Gvardia says:
Rofl guys, try this: Put a cable in your ass with salt lays, then pull it out
it's like godness
RayKaza | Mehdi says:
you try it ?
Eugene_Gvardia says:
cable?
how would u put a cable in ur ass?
Renzo_Gvardia says:
small one
RayKaza | Mehdi says:
Man Eug he have a big one
Renzo_Gvardia says:
I have bigg hole
RayKaza | Mehdi says:
large one
Eugene_Gvardia says:
....
Renzo_Gvardia says:
I can put a lamp in my ass, then fart and it goes like: :idea:
Renzo_Gvardia says:
my mother is on the toilet
Renzo_Gvardia says:
she smells
Renzo_Gvardia says:
like a hotdog dipped in some whiskey and burned
:lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol:
LMAO
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Nice one :lol:
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Renzo_Gvardia says:
Rofl guys, try this: Put a cable in your ass with salt lays, then pull it out
it's like godness
RayKaza | Mehdi says:
you try it ?
Eugene_Gvardia says:
cable?
how would u put a cable in ur ass?
Renzo_Gvardia says:
small one
RayKaza | Mehdi says:
Man Eug he have a big one
Renzo_Gvardia says:
I have bigg hole
RayKaza | Mehdi says:
large one
Eugene_Gvardia says:
....
Renzo_Gvardia says:
I can put a lamp in my ass, then fart and it goes like: :idea:
Renzo_Gvardia says:
my mother is on the toilet
Renzo_Gvardia says:
she smells
Renzo_Gvardia says:
like a hotdog dipped in some whiskey and burned
:lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol:
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/b/bf/Lolwutpear.jpg)
Well, at least he doesn't trump me and Chase.
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LMAO :rofl: :rofl:
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LOL
page 10 and 11 :lol: :rofl:
Renzo_Gvardia says:
Rofl guys, try this: Put a cable in your ass with salt lays, then pull it out
it's like godness
RayKaza | Mehdi says:
you try it ?
Eugene_Gvardia says:
cable?
how would u put a cable in ur ass?
Renzo_Gvardia says:
small one
RayKaza | Mehdi says:
Man Eug he have a big one
Renzo_Gvardia says:
I have bigg hole
RayKaza | Mehdi says:
large one
Eugene_Gvardia says:
....
Renzo_Gvardia says:
I can put a lamp in my ass, then fart and it goes like: :idea:
Renzo_Gvardia says:
my mother is on the toilet
Renzo_Gvardia says:
she smells
Renzo_Gvardia says:
like a hotdog dipped in some whiskey and burned
:lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol:
But Chase is more pro:
06.06.2009 8:27:05 DarkRaven Chase How're your turtles?
15.06.2009 22:33:28 Chase DarkRaven giant sea turtle in my asshole
15.06.2009 22:33:35 DarkRaven Chase Dude
15.06.2009 22:33:47 DarkRaven Chase Do you get satisfaction writing/minding this out :)?
15.06.2009 22:33:50 Chase DarkRaven yup
15.06.2009 22:33:56 Chase DarkRaven makes me hard
15.06.2009 22:34:04 DarkRaven Chase facepal
15.06.2009 22:34:38 Chase DarkRaven do turtles have penises?
15.06.2009 22:34:46 DarkRaven Chase Btw, they really dont :D
15.06.2009 22:34:52 Chase DarkRaven : |
15.06.2009 22:35:26 Chase DarkRaven http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkoI-Lgmi_E
19.06.2009 15:30:28 Chase DarkRaven yes hello
19.06.2009 15:30:44 Chase DarkRaven id like to tell you my hamburger was very great and tasting very good
19.06.2009 15:31:02 DarkRaven Chase ?
19.06.2009 15:31:12 Chase DarkRaven yes indeed
19.06.2009 15:31:19 Chase DarkRaven my big mac was very good
19.06.2009 15:31:23 Chase DarkRaven thank you very much
19.06.2009 15:32:02 DarkRaven Chase Oh, you mean the one, i replaced with time demo charge inside it?
19.06.2009 15:33:03 Chase DarkRaven lol yes
19.06.2009 15:33:11 DarkRaven Chase Well, it wasn't me
19.06.2009 15:33:28 Chase DarkRaven oh yes I read about that in the bible
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Altair, this looks more like chat log from MSN history.
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Altair, this looks more like chat log from MSN history.
It is, but from post above there's also one, i'd wanted to give an example.
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PlayerX(ID) help me admins, I am bugged and need teleport!
David_Omid(ID) teleported PlayerX(ID)
[AV]Claire(ID) teleported PlayerX(ID)
Admin David_Omid(ID): Umm...Claire, I have his lower half...I think you have his upper body!
Admin [AV]Claire(ID): Yeah ummm...I have his head here
Admin David_Omid(ID): Let's never speak of this moment again...
*laughter from other admins*
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PlayerX(ID) help me admins, I am bugged and need teleport!
David_Omid(ID) teleported PlayerX(ID)
[AV]Claire(ID) teleported PlayerX(ID)
Admin David_Omid(ID): Umm...Claire, I have his lower half...I think you have this upper body!
Admin [AV]Claire(ID): Yeah ummm...I have his head here
Admin David_Omid(ID): Let's never speak of this moment again...
*laughter from other admins*
LOL
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[AV]FlameMan(23) enters the server
[AV]Grzesiek(42): Hey Flame
*ten minutes later*
[AV]FlameMan(23): Oh, hey grze
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[AV]FlameMan(23) enters the server
[AV]Grzesiek(42): Hey Flame
*ten minutes later*
[AV]FlameMan(23): Oh, hey grze
lol what a fail it was not like that!
[AV]FlameMan(23) enters the server
[AV]Grzesiek(42): Hey Robert
[AV]FlameMan(23): hi Grze
*2 minutes later*
[AV]FlameMan(23): hi Grze
[AV]FlameMan(23): fail
I wanted to write same command as before, i pressed T, arrow key and chose previous text than i wanted, if you know what i mean.
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lol what a fail it was not like that!
[AV]FlameMan(23) enters the server
[AV]Grzesiek(42): Hey Robert
[AV]FlameMan(23): hi Grze
*2 minutes later*
[AV]FlameMan(23): hi Grze
[AV]FlameMan(23): fail
I wanted to write same command as before, i pressed T, arrow key and chose previous text than i wanted, if you know what i mean.
Strange i didn't saw that
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PlayerX(ID) help me admins, I am bugged and need teleport!
David_Omid(ID) teleported PlayerX(ID)
[AV]Claire(ID) teleported PlayerX(ID)
Admin David_Omid(ID): Umm...Claire, I have his lower half...I think you have his upper body!
Admin [AV]Claire(ID): Yeah ummm...I have his head here
Admin David_Omid(ID): Let's never speak of this moment again...
*laughter from other admins*
BWHAHAHAHA :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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PlayerX(ID) help me admins, I am bugged and need teleport!
David_Omid(ID) teleported PlayerX(ID)
[AV]Claire(ID) teleported PlayerX(ID)
Admin David_Omid(ID): Umm...Claire, I have his lower half...I think you have his upper body!
Admin [AV]Claire(ID): Yeah ummm...I have his head here
Admin David_Omid(ID): Let's never speak of this moment again...
*laughter from other admins*
LOL :rofl: :D
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Pm from [AVt]SunnyCortez(5): private message
Pm sent to [AVt]SunnyCortez(5):lol?
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Penguin_Montana(30): Jesus Titty f**king Christ
After that many lolz XD
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Chavez_Chan(60) FTW
Chavez_Chan(60) CHRIST
kristina18(58) jesus!
Chavez_Chan(60) christ!
kristina18(58) jesus!
Chavez_Chan(60) christ!
kristina18(58) jesus!
Chavez_Chan(60) christ!
etc etc... xd
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Pm from Jake_Zare(47):that gay runned away
Pm from Jake_Zare(47):Sorry for my language :/
Pm sent to Jake_Zare(47):Guy or gay?
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ADVERTISEMENT:What word starts with P and ends in ORN?$5 reward,contact Tommy_Corleone (Phone: 6729)
Chavez_Chan(34):everyone spammed "Frank"? "FOCK"? "f**k"?
kristina18(7):porn?
Seskom_Cems(65):Pork
kristina18(7):LOL
Seskom_Cems(65):Porn
Roy_Fuicleker(49):popcorn
Frednox_Gvardia(4):porn
Tommy_Corleone(25):WINNER!
some of em said ????
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ADVERTISEMENT:What does it mean LSS?,contact [AVt]Drix_Kolta(Phone:9085)
MixalisK(6):Los Santos Surgery!
Roy_Fuicleker(49):LOS SANTOS SUCKERS!
MixalisK(6):omg >.>
Chavez_Chan(34):lol Roy
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David_Oconor(22) was kicked by Gimli(54) for flooding
(22)was kicked by [AV]Tai for flood
(22) was kicked by [AV]Jay_Adams(26) for spamming
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Pilot [RI]Joey_DeRossi(95): Pilot DeRossi requesting permission to takeoff what it seems to be...SF road,Over
Pilot kristina18(0):WHAT?,Over
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Zmudny(74):Police Radio: How to become typical stranger again?
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Penguin(7):I have raped 2 admins now :D
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Johnny_Luvineri(2): LOL! got PM from Obama
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Cutt3r(82) has been kicked for flooding Jeffery
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Pm sent to Todor_Corleone(40): This is madness!!! --continue
Pm from Todor_Corleone(40):...a...
Pm from Todor_Corleone(40):Madness?THIS IS SPARTAA!!ME KICKS YOU INTO A CAVE
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[AVt]Drixy(13):Police Radio: Suspects pwned !,Over
[AVt]Drixy(13):Police Radio:I mean downed,Over
kristina18:Police Radio(38): lol,Over
[AV]Maladoi(30):Police Radio: lol,Over
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kristina18(10): SA weather: There's a big storn comming from north,direct to the LS!prepare your clothes and stay at home!
SamFisher(20)and ladies,hold your dresses down!
ADVERTISEMENT:SA weather: There's a big storn comming from north,direct to the LS!prepare your clothes and stay at home!,contact kristina18 (Phone:9723)
ADVERTISEMENT: And ladies,HOLD your dresses down!,contact Robin_CorleoneT(Phone:7838)
-They were repeating that every time I said SA weather..
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kristina18(61) shouts: surrender!
Mercuito_Stracci(45) shouts: RUN JACKASS !!
Mercuito_Stracci(45) shouts: RUUUUU--- !!
Mercuito_Stracci(45) shouts: shit !!
Mercuito_Stracci(45) shouts: go away !!
Mercuito_Stracci(45) shouts: we only innocent clowns !!
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Pm from [AV]FlameMan(10): lol
Pm sent to [AV]FlameMan(10): don't "lol"..
Pm from [AV]FlameMan(10): ok
Pm sent to [AV]FlameMan(10): lol again please :P
Pm from [AV]FlameMan(10): lol lol lol
Pm sent to [AV]FlameMan(10):don't lol,or I'll report you!
Pm from [AV]FlameMan(10): nooooooo
kristina18 (41): Admins,[AV]FlameMan is boring,he's flamming me thru PM!
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You received 1000 from Tom_Barker(49)
You sent 1000 to Tom_Barker(49)
You received 1000 from Tom_Barker(49)
You sent 1000 to Tom_Barker(49)
You received 1000 from Tom_Barker(49)
You sent 1000 to Tom_Barker(49)
You received 1000 from Tom_Barker(49) in your bank account.
kristina18(10)says: ...
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I pulled over one guy for speeding,and I was just going to give him a ticket...and this happens:
Mike_Greek(8) farts .
kristina18(57): omg..
kristina18(57): XO
Mike_Greek(57) shouts : smeels good??!!
kristina18(57) shouts : IT SMELLS ON EGGS GODDAMN!
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Gregersen_Cems(16): omg,this is me!!
Throne_Montana(24):OMG,IT'S SPONGEBOB!
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Hope u like my collection XD.. Took me 1 hour to write this... u can look up if u don't belive (post)
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Nice collection. But I didn't get Flameman part, is he PMing him self lol Which you can't
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Nice collection. But I didn't get Flameman part, is he PMing him self lol Which you can't
He is not PMing himself, read properly:
Pm from [AV]FlameMan(10): ...
Pm sent to [AV]FlameMan(10): ...
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Time for me to post my little log of fun :P
Crime of [RI]Mario_Rinna suspected by officer johnhny_dery for offer officer dust
Renzo_Gvardia : I was harvesting weed, cop came to tell me i was driving to fast, i said no and he said bye
[RI]Frank_Hawk : The server is raping me.
[RI]Frank_Hawk : I cannot keep relogging like a baboon on heels.
[RI]Frank_Hawk : I've been injected with the same medicine, used to turn baboons into pink pimps. Don't hate me :(
[WS]StaticX : Wintah Online! :o WTF! GO AWAY! We want SUMMER!
Wash_Corleone : I wonder what i means, when someone asks me to get in thier car, with rope
[RI]Frank_Hawk : He will offer you a baboon on walking heels ?
[Player] was banned by Rafael_Fonseca for Bye Bye again, i stop when you stop
AR]Panda : mafs
AR]Panda : remeber
AR]Panda : always check your mirrors for speeding pandas
[RI]Lou_Bruno : Have no fear, citizens of Argonath, The Dark Cock is here.
Hank_Rafferty Emergency radio : SAPD to the crazy paramedic, DO NOT CHASE SUSPECTS!
Battle_Cuneo : Who are we waiting for ?, the man in black?
Maladoi : wrong
Maladoi : The men in white :)
[Rstar]Pancer : GIME ME DA KEY NAOW
[RoP]Antoni : get away you carparking me!!!
[RoP]Antoni : carkilling
[AV]Nexxt : i robbed the trafficlight
Delmarco_Wallace : gIVE UP THE MONEY NIGGA OR tHIS f**kIN' bULLET GOING ON CHAT'hEAD
Damion was suspected by officer [CB]David for hat theft
Panda_Araatus : WHAT A f**kING RETARDED IMMIGRANT CUNT
Panda_Araatus : Well
Panda_Araatus : That was wrong ID
McChicken was warned by [TCL]trunks for NO FLAMING AND THIS IS RIGHT ID
[TCL]trunks : omg
Curtis_Cems : no it isnt
Gimli : I am Ajuto Mir Mishmari Amu Zikari the seventh
[AVt]SunnyCortez : Ramke : are you a hooker? Do not ram my dick, please :o
[AVt]Ramke : ffs sunny :(
GiacJr : carolina is suck a spactic freak
GiacJr : reminds me of my mum
GiacJr : but i dind't say that
Took awile :P
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Hank_Rafferty Emergency radio : SAPD to the crazy paramedic, DO NOT CHASE SUSPECTS!
thats the best one :evil: :evil:
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Panda_Araatus : WHAT A f**kING RETARDED IMMIGRANT CUNT
Panda_Araatus : Well
Panda_Araatus : That was wrong ID
PWNTTTTTTTTTT
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McChicken was warned by [TCL]trunks for NO FLAMING AND THIS IS RIGHT ID
[TCL]trunks : omg
Curtis_Cems : no it isnt
It's ALS, and i already appologised for that mistake
i just broke up with my girlfriend than :(
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Very nice collection Battle and Kris! :lol:
:rofl:
:cop:
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Panda_Araatus : WHAT A f**kING RETARDED IMMIGRANT CUNT
Panda_Araatus : Well
Panda_Araatus : That was wrong ID
Wonderfull admins of our argonath community, gotta love em :lol:
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Seskom_Cems: there are some rocks where you gotta climb
[TCL]RockStracci: D:
ADVERTISEMENT: NEWS: Polar Bears are dying because of bad weather effect!, contact TCLNitrOxStracci(Phone:xxx)
ADVERTISEMENT: HELP THE POLAR BEARS BEFORE THEY ROT, contact TCLNitrOxStracci(Phone:xxx)
[AV]Janek[cAA]: Meh, it's only Dave
Adam_Stevens says: Why did you suspect him?
Adam_Stevens says: Andy?
Andy_Mann says: looked a bit shifty
Adam_Stevens says: Lol
XxKratosx: Police Radio: i just killed some1 by accident wa do i dow, Over.
[AVt]Drix_Kolta: Police Radio: Excuse me?, Over.
XxKratosx: Police Radio: lol, Over.
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Panda_Araatus : WHAT A f**kING RETARDED IMMIGRANT CUNT
Panda_Araatus : Well
Panda_Araatus : That was wrong ID
Just to clarify, I was kidding with a friend on the right ID. :lol:
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Just to clarify, I was kidding with a friend on the right ID. :lol:
About Leicster? :rofl:
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I LOVE ALL OF YOU
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Jeffery was unbanned by [Rstar]Jaaskaa for
[WS]Andy was kicked by Jeffery for flooding
Hurm ... lol...
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lolwhut
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I LOVE ALL OF YOU
Who the hell is he? :trust:
He spamming same words at every topics :poke:
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Jeffery was unbanned by [Rstar]Jaaskaa for
[WS]Andy was kicked by Jeffery for flooding
Hurm ... lol...
hahahahh good one :lol: :rofl: :rofl:
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Jeffery was unbanned by [Rstar]Jaaskaa for
[WS]Andy was kicked by Jeffery for flooding
That backstabbing....
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Johnny_Luvineri(2): LOL! got PM from Obama
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Lol, that made me laugh.
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This was on the police radio, but I forgot the cops names
Cop1(xx): Police Radio: U12 watch your drivin! You drove over me!, over
Cop2(12): Police Radio: sorry, I was watching porn, over
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This was on the police radio, but I forgot the cops names
Cop1(xx): Police Radio: U12 watch your drivin! You drove over me!, over
Cop2(12): Police Radio: sorry, I was watching porn, over
LOL That made my day :rofl:
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MrHatameki(xx): get your own medic car fucking retard.
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Gregersen_Cems(16): omg,this is me!!
Throne_Montana(24):OMG,IT'S SPONGEBOB!
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- Erhm, I dont understand this?
It may be me, but what did happen before that? :s
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Some nice chat screenies :D
(http://i44.tinypic.com/b7f3u1.jpg)
(http://i39.tinypic.com/13ye9lj.jpg)
(http://i41.tinypic.com/t5g58p.jpg)
(http://i41.tinypic.com/2vt43cy.jpg)
(http://i44.tinypic.com/4raree.jpg)
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Gregersen_Cems(16): omg,this is me!!
Throne_Montana(24):OMG,IT'S SPONGEBOB!
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- Erhm, I dont understand this?
It may be me, but what did happen before that? :s
It's right name :o
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Some nice chat screenies :D
[pics...]
No pics here, please.
kthxbai
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(http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/1726/79443565.png)
(http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/5546/13129387.png)
Be careful who you date...
Sorry for pics but if it bothers you that much to the point that your blood boils then just tell a forum admin. :)
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I laughed at that one Trojan.
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Jeffery was unbanned by [Rstar]Jaaskaa for
[WS]Andy was kicked by Jeffery for flooding
Hurm ... lol...
Haha, Jeffery is powerful when you release him :lol:
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Haaah some nice ones
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Some nice chat screenies :D
(http://i44.tinypic.com/b7f3u1.jpg)
(http://i39.tinypic.com/13ye9lj.jpg)
(http://i41.tinypic.com/t5g58p.jpg)
(http://i41.tinypic.com/2vt43cy.jpg)
(http://i44.tinypic.com/4raree.jpg)
omg
lol at the Jeffery spam
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After my calculations, he should have kicked himself.
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***Cofi_Gvardia(60) has joined the channel
***[1] kristina18(91): hey coffi,I heard about u ;)
***Cofi_Gvardia(60) has left the channel
... :redface: :trust: :eek: :rofl: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl:
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And today's wedding.. (not mine)
Minch_Cems(27) is happy
Todor_Corleone(14) cries
[TCL]Twenty(13) throws some potatoes
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Captain_Price(74) has been kicked by [AV]WolfeAraatus(70) This aint a Deathmatch server
Captain_ice(40) has been kicked by [AV]WolfeAraatus(70) This aint a Deathmatch server
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:D, It was ment as this:
(http://www.112drenthe.net/img/nieuws/13-07-2008/Man%20gooit%20met%20rijst%20en%20glas/logo/rijst.jpg)
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Captain_Price(74) has been kicked by [AV]WolfeAraatus(70) This aint a Deathmatch server
Captain_ice(40) has been kicked by [AV]WolfeAraatus(70) This aint a Deathmatch server
That's admin skill.
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:D, It was ment as this:
(http://www.112drenthe.net/img/nieuws/13-07-2008/Man%20gooit%20met%20rijst%20en%20glas/logo/rijst.jpg)
Rice? D:
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:D, It was ment as this:
(http://www.112drenthe.net/img/nieuws/13-07-2008/Man%20gooit%20met%20rijst%20en%20glas/logo/rijst.jpg)
(http://www.foquz.nl/diensten/onderzoek/voorbe1.jpg)
Lekker, Lekker van Lassie :alc:
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Lolz. Ya, Rice :P
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Dude imagine this - You just got married, you are proceeding out of the church, you exit the church. Suddenly you get hit in the head with a potato and pass out.
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Dude imagine this - You just got married, you are proceeding out of the church, you exit the church. Suddenly you get hit in the head with a potato and pass out.
Sorry, I laughed about that IRL for like 5 min...
And my mom told me to shut up, because I was annoying ...
LOOOL even though it's not really funny - but I just imagined it XD
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Lol, imagine it, its kinda funny
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omg
lol at the Jeffery spam
Lmao xD
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omg
lol at the Jeffery spam
You entered... Mah car! :P You won it for only 120k :D
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Dude imagine this - You just got married, you are proceeding out of the church, you exit the church. Suddenly you get hit in the head with a potato and pass out.
:D :D :D :D
Twenty, you're a violent person! :D
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Malcom(20), was warned by [AV]Tai(23) for i like you, i really like you, lililililike you :D
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SpeedLimit: (26) A hacker just gave me 10k ...
SpeedLimit: (26) wait its from the server lol
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SpeedLimit: (26) A hacker just gave me 10k ...
SpeedLimit: (26) wait its from the server lol
Hahaha :lol:
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The funny part is at Amahone's:
(http://i44.tinypic.com/24pff3c.png)
I was ready to explode.
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SpeedLimit: (26) A hacker just gave me 10k ...
SpeedLimit: (26) wait its from the server lol
Lol :rofl:
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The funny part is at Amahone's:
(http://i44.tinypic.com/24pff3c.png)
I was ready to explode.
Haaah a very good one :lol: :lol:
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Malcom(20), was warned by [AV]Tai(23) for i like you, i really like you, lililililike you :D
Malcolm likes to fail.
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This was once in the FBI Channel:
Josh_Page(1): What should i change my name to? (Twas thinkin of changing my name)
Sean_Archer(2): Shit (we rolled the rancher here lol)
Josh_Page(1): =O
This here was too funny:
[DS]wsi(20): How do i login to FBI?
[WS]DarkRaven(23): /login fbi ?
RS4 Beta testing jeffery
Charz(2): Test
Charz(2): Test
Charz(2): Test
Charz(2): Test
Charz(2): Test
Charz(2): Test
Charz(2): Test
Charz(2): Test
Charz(2): Test
Charz(2): Test
Charz(2): Test
Charz(2): Test
Charz(2) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
Charz(2): Test
Charz(2): Test
Charz(2): Test
Charz(2): Test
Charz(2) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
Charz(2): Test
Charz(2): Test
Charz(2): Test
Charz(2): Test
Charz(2): has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
GiacJr(*): I have to get off, mum said
Player(*): LOL you spelled mom mum hahahah (cant remember name)
GiacJr(*): -.-
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The funny part is at Amahone's:
(http://i44.tinypic.com/24pff3c.png)
I was ready to explode.
AHAHA thats from Blue Streak
check it out cool clip from that movie :lol: :rofl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5OueWR-1_4&feature=quicklist
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Eug i love that movie bro AHAHA
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Well here is something new that happend today with me and SWAT.
James_Hunter(25) shouts on megaphone): This is the LAW!!...STOP and SURRENDER now!!
[RSTAR]Kitsune(18) shouts on megaphone): STOP or we will use FORCE!!
Josh_Cems(2) has SURRENDERD......
Josh_Cems: (2) Oh man, SWAT ruined my moonbeam escape vehicle D:
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SpeedLimit: (26) A hacker just gave me 10k ...
SpeedLimit: (26) wait its from the server lol
LOL! :D
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Box_Gvardia(25) Inside A Tight Vagina, Paradiso, San Fierro
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AHAHA thats from Blue Streak
check it out cool clip from that movie :lol: :rofl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5OueWR-1_4&feature=quicklist
Shit, I love that movie. Dave Chappelle is awesome. :D
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Box_Gvardia(25) Inside A Tight Vagina, Paradiso, San Fierro
hehehe :lol:
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Box_Gvardia(25) Inside A Tight Vagina, Paradiso, San Fierro
lol?
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Box_Gvardia(25) Inside A Tight Vagina, Paradiso, San Fierro
Only our prayers and god can get him out now. . . . :pop:
Anyway, I was digging in some old things and stumbled upon this, laughed for a good time.
I'm not a rapist you sickly abomination of evil.
DING DING DING!!
Lie meter - 120%!
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This is from forums and I suppose only Russians can understand the funny of this log (Abraham was talking about guy on server)
Abraham: Abramovic Enterprices or something like that, the dude turned out to be a moneyhacker
Real Life Roleplay!!
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This is from forums and I suppose only Russians can understand the funny of this log (Abraham was talking about guy on server)
Abraham: Abramovic Enterprices or something like that, the dude turned out to be a moneyhacker
Real Life Roleplay!!
LMFAO
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GiacJr(*): I have to get off, mum said
Player(*): LOL you spelled mom mum hahahah (cant remember name)
GiacJr(*): -.-
Well SORRY that some of us speak UK English and not US English
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[SWA]ilakon(70): Police Radio: This is unit 70. I got worms in my pants, Over.
[TCL]Twenty(69): Police Radio: LOL, Over.
[WS]Winters(58): Police Radio: lol..., Over.
Newb fails xD
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Lol. . .
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I know we shouldn't post our own:
[AVt]Lilac(21) : U21 - Chasing suspect 34 at Los Santos International - backup required - Code 30
GunnerPL(34) was banned by XXX(XX) for weapon hacks
[AVt]Lilac(21) : 10-22 suspect 'got in plane and flew to Vice City'
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Been better if he really went to VCMP or MTAVC. Too bad, if people would try to play instead of hacking from the start. . .
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Box_Gvardia(25) Inside A Tight Vagina, Paradiso, San Fierro
I found that house. D:
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Wow... You didn't, by chance, enter it? xD
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I don't think so, I don't remember. :P
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Lol i got the whole collection with me stopping (God i dont remember who it was....i think it was FlameMan..correct me if i am wrong, please.)
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) KNOCKS ON WINDOW
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: ((sorry, caps -_-))
[AV]FlameMan(32) ROLLS DOWN WINDOW
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: Sir, do you know why i stopped you today?
[AV]FlameMan(32) says: I have nooooooooo idea
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: Not at all?
[AV]FlameMan(32) says: Nooooo idea
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: Sir, do you have a passport?
[AV]FlameMan(32) says: No, im illegal immigrant who smuggles drugs.
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Lol i got the whole collection with me stopping (God i dont remember who it was....i think it was FlameMan..correct me if i am wrong, please.)
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) KNOCKS ON WINDOW
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: ((sorry, caps -_-))
[AV]FlameMan(32) ROLLS DOWN WINDOW
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: Sir, do you know why i stopped you today?
[AV]FlameMan(32) says: I have nooooooooo idea
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: Not at all?
[AV]FlameMan(32) says: Nooooo idea
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: Sir, do you have a passport?
[AV]FlameMan(32) says: No, im illegal immigrant who smuggles drugs.
at least he is honest
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Lol i got the whole collection with me stopping (God i dont remember who it was....i think it was FlameMan..correct me if i am wrong, please.)
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) KNOCKS ON WINDOW
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: ((sorry, caps -_-))
[AV]FlameMan(32) ROLLS DOWN WINDOW
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: Sir, do you know why i stopped you today?
[AV]FlameMan(32) says: I have nooooooooo idea
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: Not at all?
[AV]FlameMan(32) says: Nooooo idea
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: Sir, do you have a passport?
[AV]FlameMan(32) says: No, im illegal immigrant who smuggles drugs.
LMAO
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at least he is honest
:rofl: :rofl:
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Ok, i know that own jokes arent funny, but i still wanted to put this one ;)
Marta_Pl(1) was suspected by officer Dean_Corleone(14) for Ass-as-in-nation
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Marta_Pl(1) was suspected by officer Dean_Corleone(14) for Ass-as-in-nation
lol? :lol:
:cop:
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Marta_Pl(1) was suspected by officer Dean_Corleone(14) for Ass-as-in-nation
Means both "Assasination" and "Ass as in nation (wtf)"... :lol:
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Taichi: Who is President of Argonath?
IronHide: Mistah Cems?
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Taichi: Who is President of Argonath?
IronHide: Mistah Cems?
Lol :rofl:
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Epic lol
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ok so some guy called 911
<player> check out and suspect if need.
Hi i'd like a pizza please?
Suspect:Unknown.
That made me lul
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ok so some guy called 911
<player> check out and suspect if need.
Hi i'd like a pizza please?
Suspect:Unknown.
That made me lul
It was "Hello can i have a cheese pizza please" :D
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Eagle_Montana(58) was suspected by officer Jazz_Haggis(30) for Driving weird
Laza(24) was suspected by officer Leonardo_Prkic(56) for big crime
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Lol i got the whole collection with me stopping (God i dont remember who it was....i think it was FlameMan..correct me if i am wrong, please.)
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) KNOCKS ON WINDOW
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: ((sorry, caps -_-))
[AV]FlameMan(32) ROLLS DOWN WINDOW
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: Sir, do you know why i stopped you today?
[AV]FlameMan(32) says: I have nooooooooo idea
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: Not at all?
[AV]FlameMan(32) says: Nooooo idea
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: Sir, do you have a passport?
[AV]FlameMan(32) says: No, im illegal immigrant who smuggles drugs.
That made me laugh xD :lol:
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'[AVt]Lilac(73) you are suspect by officer Kill_Mad(23) for he stand by polis house'
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'[AVt]Lilac(73) you are suspect by officer Kill_Mad(23) for he stand by polis house'
I guess it's a crime in some country :roll:
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Lol i got the whole collection with me stopping (God i dont remember who it was....i think it was FlameMan..correct me if i am wrong, please.)
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) KNOCKS ON WINDOW
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: ((sorry, caps -_-))
[AV]FlameMan(32) ROLLS DOWN WINDOW
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: Sir, do you know why i stopped you today?
[AV]FlameMan(32) says: I have nooooooooo idea
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: Not at all?
[AV]FlameMan(32) says: Nooooo idea
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: Sir, do you have a passport?
[AV]FlameMan(32) says: No, im illegal immigrant who smuggles drugs.
That made me laugh xD :lol:
QFT :lol:
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'[AVt]Lilac(73) you are suspect by officer Kill_Mad(23) for he stand by polis house'
I guess it's a crime in some country :roll:
Epic :lol:
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Rusty ( as freecop ) : Sorry sir you are dancing illegal , i have to suspect you
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This just happened
Eagle88:(46) Where can i post insults on the forums?
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Rusty ( as freecop ) : Sorry sir you are dancing illegal , i have to suspect you
hehe :lol:
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Lol rusty :)
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Looks like Jeffery is a flooder himself.
Sean_Corleone(58) was kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
(58) was kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
(58) was kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
Looks like someone is angry...
Molk_: (4) I FINED ZOU 1500 BECAUSE U MADE ME FOLLOW ZOU FOR 10 MINUTES, ZOur Friend FUCKED UP MZ CAR
I had a couple more, but as I deleted my gallery of pictures in the San Andreas folder, this is all I got yet.
The second one with Molk_ was more funny when you was there. Because I remember there was some
other discussion above - can't remember about exactly.
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Looks like Jeffery is a flooder himself.
Sean_Corleone(58) was kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
(58) was kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
(58) was kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
Looks like someone is angry...
Molk_: (4) I FINED ZOU 1500 BECAUSE U MADE ME FOLLOW ZOU FOR 10 MINUTES, ZOur Friend f**kED UP MZ CAR
I had a couple more, but as I deleted my gallery of pictures in the San Andreas folder, this is all I got yet.
The second one with Molk_ was more funny when you was there. Because I remember there was some
other discussion above - can't remember about exactly.
the Molk one is not funny, thats not allowed, max ticket fee 250$, but the jeffery is funny
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the Molk one is not funny, thats not allowed, max ticket fee 250$, but the jeffery is funny
The Molk one IS funny, actually.
Is it possible that Jeffery kicks himself?
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The Molk one IS funny, actually.
Is it possible that Jeffery kicks himself?
Yes, Jeffery kicked himself before lol you missed it was like
Jeffery has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery
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Yes, Jeffery kicked himself before lol you missed it was like
Jeffery has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery
Hahah.
XXX_XXX(XX) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
(XX) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
(XX) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
(XX) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
(XX) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
(XX) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
Jeffery has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
Not that I've seen this happen, but it would be funny.
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Hahah.
XXX_XXX(XX) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
(XX) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
(XX) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
(XX) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
(XX) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
(XX) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
Jeffery has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
Not that I've seen this happen, but it would be funny.
Well, the system is 10 events wait 5 seconds. so he'd have to kick 11 times.
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Ryder_Silence: omg unsus plz abuse
Ryder_Silence: omg unsus plz abuse
Ryder_Silence: omg unsus plz abuse
Josh_Cems: You always claim abuse for everything.
[AV]John_Leppi: Explain now why it was abuse, and if you don't have anything else to say than "unsus abuse", then No unsuspect for you.
Ryder_Silence: omg unsus plz abuse
:rofl:
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[AV]Masa: (26) /crime 26
Crime of [AV]Masa(26): Suspected by officer [Rstar]Kitsune for disturbing the peave
[TCL]Twenty: (20) Lol!
GiacJr: (46) you peave ruiner!
[TCL]Twenty: (20) LOL!!
I lol'd for about 5 min xD
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[M]Col_StatuZ: My god....
[M]Col_StatuZ: Cops pull me over, they want me to get them ice cream
[M]Col_StatuZ: I say no, they suspect me.
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[AV]Masa: (26) /crime 26
Crime of [AV]Masa(26): Suspected by officer [Rstar]Kitsune for disturbing the peave
[TCL]Twenty: (20) Lol!
GiacJr: (46) you peave ruiner!
[TCL]Twenty: (20) LOL!!
I lol'd for about 5 min xD
Lool
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[M]Col_StatuZ: My god....
[M]Col_StatuZ: Cops pull me over, they want me to get them ice cream
[M]Col_StatuZ: I say no, they suspect me.
lol
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Lol i got the whole collection with me stopping (God i dont remember who it was....i think it was FlameMan..correct me if i am wrong, please.)
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) KNOCKS ON WINDOW
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: ((sorry, caps -_-))
[AV]FlameMan(32) ROLLS DOWN WINDOW
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: Sir, do you know why i stopped you today?
[AV]FlameMan(32) says: I have nooooooooo idea
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: Not at all?
[AV]FlameMan(32) says: Nooooo idea
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: Sir, do you have a passport?
[AV]FlameMan(32) says: No, im illegal immigrant who smuggles drugs.
lmao!
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[M]Col_StatuZ: My god....
[M]Col_StatuZ: Cops pull me over, they want me to get them ice cream
[M]Col_StatuZ: I say no, they suspect me.
Haaaaah that one maked my day :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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(26) to Cutt3r : Cutt3r can you do something about id 9?
Cutt3r to (26) : What about him?
*No response for sometime*
(26) to Cutt3r : So can you?
At this point I was specing id 9 and sent the next pm wrongly to id 9 instead of 26.
Cutt3r to (9) : What do you want me to do with id 9 ?
(9) to Cutt3r : ban him
(9) to Cutt3r : S*** wait, thats me!
Be careful what you wish for when you get a pm from me :D
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(26) to Cutt3r : Cutt3r can you do something about id 9?
Cutt3r to (26) : What about him?
*No response for sometime*
(26) to Cutt3r : So can you?
At this point I was specing id 9 and sent the next pm wrongly to id 9 instead of 26.
Cutt3r to (9) : What do you want me to do with id 9 ?
(9) to Cutt3r : ban him
(9) to Cutt3r : S*** wait, thats me!
Be careful what you wish for when you get a pm from me :D
LMAO :D
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(26) to Cutt3r : Cutt3r can you do something about id 9?
Cutt3r to (26) : What about him?
*No response for sometime*
(26) to Cutt3r : So can you?
At this point I was specing id 9 and sent the next pm wrongly to id 9 instead of 26.
Cutt3r to (9) : What do you want me to do with id 9 ?
(9) to Cutt3r : ban him
(9) to Cutt3r : S*** wait, thats me!
Be careful what you wish for when you get a pm from me :D
Hehehe lol
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Court case Aragorn vs SAPD.
Aragorn says: I will say truth and nothing else, only truth.
Truth(28) has joined the server.
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(26) to Cutt3r : Cutt3r can you do something about id 9?
Cutt3r to (26) : What about him?
*No response for sometime*
(26) to Cutt3r : So can you?
At this point I was specing id 9 and sent the next pm wrongly to id 9 instead of 26.
Cutt3r to (9) : What do you want me to do with id 9 ?
(9) to Cutt3r : ban him
(9) to Cutt3r : S*** wait, thats me!
Be careful what you wish for when you get a pm from me :D
The problem with admin PMs is that you can't see the name of the person you're sending to/receive from
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(26) to Cutt3r : Cutt3r can you do something about id 9?
Cutt3r to (26) : What about him?
*No response for sometime*
(26) to Cutt3r : So can you?
At this point I was specing id 9 and sent the next pm wrongly to id 9 instead of 26.
Cutt3r to (9) : What do you want me to do with id 9 ?
(9) to Cutt3r : ban him
(9) to Cutt3r : S*** wait, thats me!
Be careful what you wish for when you get a pm from me :D
Haaaaah Very funny
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Court case Aragorn vs SAPD.
Aragorn says: I will say truth and nothing else, only truth.
Truth(28) has joined the server.
:lol:
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Lol i did not saw that one :)
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Gimli (xx) was kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
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Lololol xD :rofl:
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Should of gotten a screan.
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Gimli (xx) was kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
He was flooding numbers through my PM, while i was hosting mini-lotto.
I dont see anything funny here, sorry ;p
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He was flooding numbers through my PM, while i was hosting mini-lotto.
I dont see anything funny here, sorry ;p
Lol :cool:
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Gimli (xx) was kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
Not funny :roll:
Flame his first number was 9 100 O/o right ? :)
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PM sendt to Alfred_Charles(53): You're frank right?
PM from Alfred_Charles(53):ya
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This is supposed to be funny chat logs
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PM sendt to Alfred_Charles(53): You're frank right?
PM from Alfred_Charles(53):ya
Whats funny about this?
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Whats funny about this?
Maybe Frank the Tank is active again!?
Eheh...
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Whats funny about this?
If he is that is multi-accounting. I don't care how respected Frank is/was - rules are rules and they apply to everyone.
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If he is that is multi-accounting. I don't care how respected Frank is/was - rules are rules and they apply to everyone.
If he would have multiple accounts, the main adminstrators would have given him permission to do so.
As it's for a good thing. I know someone is multi-accounting, not sure who. Anyway, I doubt it's Frank Hawk himself.
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If he would have multiple accounts, the main adminstrators would have given him permission to do so.
As it's for a good thing. I know someone is multi-accounting, not sure who. Anyway, I doubt it's Frank Hawk himself.
You are NOT allowed to Multi-Account.....
And its NOT for a good reason...
He probably /changename.
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I found it funny :lol:
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Convert your pics into text, incase Aragorn wants to use it on the website!..
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I found it funny :lol:
Yeah thats funny
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:lol:
A more epic one though was "Jeffery was kicked for flooding by Jeffery"
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[AV]Nexxt: Good night!!!!
legacysh0t: hood night
legacysh0t: good
[WS]Leon_Mokom: food night
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Zombitoto: 2
Zombitoto: 1
Zombitoto: kill
Victoria_Smith: wtf?
Victoria_Smith: i was not even criminal
Zombitoto: BUT I'm DEVIL
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Ollie_Stracci: .cb You will make good babies I am sure
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Wash_Araatus: .l The SMG ammo we are supplied isn't enough to shoot
someone's penis off, yet alone someone's tyres
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Wayn3: I'm not black neither white..
John_Montana: You're gray.
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Daisy_Adams: Police Radio: Syn you wont survive!, Over.
[AV]Syn: Police Radio: two sspects down, Over.
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adomas567: Police Radio: what does AU" stand for))?, Over.
Sickness: Police Radio: Australia, Over.
Roadblock: Police Radio: Air Unit, Over.
Sickness: Police Radio: oh lol, Over.
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Nice collection :rofl:
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Today...Nexxt made my day
[AV]Nexxt: /getonline [AV]Jay_Adams
[AV]Jay_Adams joined the server
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I've seen that thing work like, 3 times. D:
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Ollie_Stracci: .cb You will make good babies I am sure
That one was meant to be for me :redface:
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This one is a bit old.
Steve_Towl: (xx) pm 11 pullover
Steve_Towl: (xx) pm 11 pullover u under arrest
Cutt3r: (xx) Steve use /m1, /m2, /m3
A few seconds later...
Steve_Towl: (xx) pm 11 pullover u under arrest
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Today...Nexxt made my day
[AV]Nexxt: /getonline [AV]Jay_Adams
[AV]Jay_Adams joined the server
DUDE Nexxt is scripting too much i swear the god he has built a /getonline script into humans!
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Today...Nexxt made my day
[AV]Nexxt: /getonline [AV]Jay_Adams
[AV]Jay_Adams joined the server
Haah Nice one
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Today...Nexxt made my day
[AV]Nexxt: /getonline [AV]Jay_Adams
[AV]Jay_Adams joined the server
There's some people it won't work on though ;)
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DUDE Nexxt is scripting too much i swear the god he has built a /getonline script into humans!
lolwut :trust:
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There's some people it won't work on though ;)
Bugfixes. Humans are still running in 0.8.8
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Today...Nexxt made my day
[AV]Nexxt: /getonline [AV]Jay_Adams
[AV]Jay_Adams joined the server
Not funny if u heard of MSN...
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Actually i dont have jay on my msn :)
btw, posting from my new iPhone:)
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[AV]Jordan(22) says: Can i rape you, but it wouldnt be rape as you would enjoy it XD
Taichi(30) says: ..... thats true man... lol
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Bugfixes. Humans are still running in 0.8.8
But I went v.1.6.7a BETA already :poke:
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[AV]Jordan(22) says: Can i rape you, but it wouldnt be rape as you would enjoy it XD
Taichi(30) says: ..... thats true man... lol
I never got raped on Argo before :)
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I never got raped on Argo before :)
liar! you've suspected me for rape before :D
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I never got raped on Argo before :)
we can change that, can't we?
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we can change that, can't we?
I lol'd
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we can change that, can't we?
OMFG
**writes on 'to do list': Look out for stalkers
(http://akatsukiclan.ucoz.com/Smileys/tobi.gif)
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Kuczyn12: (28) HOW CAN I BE A CUP ?
[WS]Alsatian: (69) LMAO!!!
This was funny :P
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Michael_Pedofile(9) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery
Endre_Dahl:why did you kick him!=!=!=
Idk I thought it was funny atm
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some classic things right here... :rofl:
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John Montana said something funny.
John to president!. Contact [HI]Josef_Prilo(7455)
And I did a passport test.
[HI]Josef_Prilo(xx): Who is the president of Argonath?
Nahibrahim_Nang(xx): John
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John Montana said something funny.
John to president!. Contact [HI]Josef_Prilo(7455)
And I did a passport test.
[HI]Josef_Prilo(xx): Who is the president of Argonath?
Nahibrahim_Nang(xx): John
LOL.
And just to say - please change your signature and shit.
It's REALLY annoying.
Please change it, or please do not post anywhere anymore :trust: :rofl:
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Michael_Pedofile(9) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery
Endre_Dahl:why did you kick him!=!=!=
Idk I thought it was funny atm
LOL :rofl:
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Random Guy: FUCK YOU COPS!!!
Tommy_Corleone: if you Fuck Cops, CBFasi will be back with vegence
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Call to Nexxt,
Nexxt: Hello
Nexxt: *Moron Filter Blocked Traffic*
Nexxt hangups...
:D :D :D
Nexxt's Fails [chat meant to be in other Channel]
Nexxt: (31) Suck my Discostick Jack! <3
[TCL]Dexter: (29) everyone gets a cookie but not me :P
Gimli: (20) /me eats the cockie
Gimli: (20) cookie*
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I got even more
Josh_Page's Crazyness....
Josh_Page: (31) Bann Bann Powwwww!! :lol: :lol:
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kosong_oo: Kill police!!
Cutt3r: kosong this is a roleplay server, no "kill police", "police bang bang", "chase me" ok?
kosong_oo: oh ok
kosong_oo: kill me!!
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kosong_oo: Kill police!!
Cutt3r: kosong this is a roleplay server, no "kill police", "police bang bang", "chase me" ok?
kosong_oo: oh ok
kosong_oo: kill me!!
LMAO!!
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from his nick name that boy is Indonesian, Kosong mean empty.. lol
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kosong_oo: Kill police!!
Cutt3r: kosong this is a roleplay server, no "kill police", "police bang bang", "chase me" ok?
kosong_oo: oh ok
kosong_oo: kill me!!
Haha, this one is unbeatable :rofl:
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from his nick name that boy is Indonesian, Kosong mean empty.. lol
Indonesia is not the only country that uses kosong as empty. forgot about Malaysia ? or Brunei Darussalam ? ;)
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yes u rite bro :D
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Gigantic list of funny chat logs from '07 and '08.
I'll explain some of them. Explainations are in bold.
Omri: Rusty where are you?
Rusty: Scotland
GiacJr: lol
ron(22) was kicked by GiacJr for Change your name please
(22) was kicked by [Rstar]xcasio for Choose another name please
Admin GiacJr: I win
Admin [Rstar]xcasio: :@
Admin GiacJr: damn watti's annoying...agreed?
Admin [NS]Watti: Agreed
Admin GiacJr: ZOMFGWTF
Admin [Rstar]Petey: lol
Admin GiacJr: HES AN ADMIN
Admin [NS]Watti: eh?
Admin [Rstar]Petey: LMFAO
old scripts, when /changename was free
[NS]Speaker: can i be GiacSr?
GiacJr: ok
GiacSr: thx
Pups: lmao you did it
[TCL]Trobby: lol, speaker
Brad_Corleone: *looks at giac* *giggles* *flies away*
on SAMP :D
[Rstar]RON: !kick 39 enough abusing caps and swearing
GiacJr: lol
RON was trying to explain to a russian that this was an RPG server... :rofl:
Admin Aragorn: the thing is that in Russian language, "RPG" is Raketo-Protivotankovaya Granata"
Admin GiacJr: whats that mean?
Admin Aragorn: "Rocket Grenade against tanks"
/crime 16
Crime of Maipe_Eneshertz: He likes eggs and DM
my twisted sense of humour
papoj1: everyone, no blowing stuff in front of LSPD plz
GiacJr: lol....
i love this one
[R*]Ron: me are not a do is english
[XD]Justin: you like rape?
GiacJr: ...no?
[XD]Justin: rap i mean
GiacJr: lol
Back when DeadDevil was pope.
DeadDevil: Amen!!
Aragorn: Amen!!
Carnage: Amen!!
GiacJr: Amen!!
Legolas: Amen!!
Charger: Amen!!
[NS]Lux: DEVIL!!!!
someone was making shit up and RON saw it
Aragorn: GiacJr, do not pay attention - this guy likes crap
GiacJr: who? legolas?
Legolas: :(
WARNING: GiacJr, the cops are after you for: being a Nazi
:redface:
[NS]Lux: ron i picked from flowers for you :))
[R*]Ron: get lost :)
Guy kills petey after RON froze him
[R*]RON: lol petey, how? i froze him :)
[R*]Petey: i dont know
[R*]RON: were you standing in front?
[R*]Petey: yes lol
[R*]RON: HAHAHAHHAHA
[R*]Petey: he aims
[R*]Petey: and im like "hahah he cant kill me"
[R*]RON: ROFL
[R*]Sharphis: should bartender say to customers 'mate'?
GiacJr: i'm an australian bartender :(
[R*]Sharphis: We are in America. Civilisation, man.
GiacJr: should a customer say to bartenders 'man'?
[R*]Sharphis: sorry, sir.
=AV=Kerr: no fighting in the car park!
=AV=Kerr: dont make me get my broom!
not funny, just showing our old admin team :D
Admins online:
Admin [R*]Kaltsu
Admin Nikolai
Admin [R*]Sharphis
Admin [R*]RON
Admin mihail
Admin Tony_Dragons
Admin [R*]Crimson
Admin =AV=Decy
Admin Gandalf
[R*]RON: ok lets all balls in one pants
This is an international server, please use English in chat.
This is an international server, please use English in chat.
This is an international server, please use English in chat.
Admin [ALS]Inkognito: I was second
Admin [Rstar]Husky: o_o
Admin [ALS]Inkognito: who was first and third?
Admin GiacJr: i was first :d
GiacJr: my mum thinks LOL means Loser OnLine
[WS]Parox: you LOL giac
James_Solonik: LOL giac
GiacJr: -.- thanks guys
[AK]JDCdes: LMFAO = Like my fuck? Again? Orgasm?
Aragorn: why did you ram me?
MadBoi_Seville: accident
Aragorn: hah wRONg answer
[Rstar]Lionz: lol
GiacJr: lol
Admin [ALS]Inkognito: /ban 11 armour hax
GiacJr(11) teleported to GiacJr(11)
Admin GiacJr: -_-
Admin [Rstar]Pancher :D
Admin [ALS]Inkognito: :D
Admin [Rstar]Husky: :D
[WS]Lavamike: I've caught a speeding pancake, Over.
Admin MuminSvensson: /die 22
GiacJr(22) was killed by admin GiacJr(22)
Admin GiacJr: bastard...
Admin GiacJr: i wonder why they say there's not enough trust in the admin team :x
Admin [AV]FlameMan: hahahah :D
Admin Cane_Martinez: lmao giac
AD: What is my favourite type of music? 5k. Contact: [Rstar]Razor
Immo_Calvino: Rock
[Rstar]Pancher Punk!!
[WS]Altair: PUNK ROCK!!
[WS]Altair: lol
[ALS]Martentest is put under banana rule by admin [ALS]Martentest
[ALS]Martentest is lifted from banana rule by admin [ALS]Martentest
Admin Mafs_Corleone: he's practicing for blowing... :)
^_^ i miss old argonath
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That time i was crashed a lot, and then:
AlbertRavn: I bet 1000 aan will crash after 60s
Stanley_Taylor: XD
i crashed again
:rofl:
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Lol the one's in the Humor page on the Portal are the best.
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Did you really have to quote everything? Over quoting removed.
-Kitsune
:lol: nice :D
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SeanC no need to quote THE WHOLE POST...
btw, i remember when ron froze that guy. lol it was damn funny
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oh btw petey, i told you i'd find the screenie :D :
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c284/Giac_Jr/sa-mp-044.png)
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yes people asking if they can join the irl when the list is almost full lol
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Admin [ALS]Inkognito: /ban 11 armour hax
GiacJr(11) teleported to GiacJr(11)
Admin GiacJr: -_-
Admin [Rstar]Pancher :D
Admin [ALS]Inkognito: :D
Admin [Rstar]Husky: :D
Admin MuminSvensson: /die 22
GiacJr(22) was killed by admin GiacJr(22)
Admin GiacJr: bastard...
Admin GiacJr: i wonder why they say there's not enough trust in the admin team :x
Admin [AV]FlameMan: hahahah :D
Admin Cane_Martinez: lmao giac
I rememer those two, that was damn hard :D Even now I can't stop laughing when I remind myself those old times ;P
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RON was trying to explain to a russian that this was an RPG server... :rofl:
Admin Aragorn: the thing is that in Russian language, "RPG" is Raketo-Protivotankovaya Granata"
Admin GiacJr: whats that mean?
Admin Aragorn: "Rocket Grenade against tanks"
What's funny in that? And, if more "to-word" translation, it'd be like "Rocket-AntiTank Grenade" But RON translated more properate.
Post Merge: July 14, 2009, 12:12:02 am
P.S. I found Mihail and Nicolai!!! ARE THEY STILL ON ARGONATH !?!?!? :( ?
Post Merge: July 14, 2009, 10:13:48 am
AD: What is my favourite type of music? 5k. Contact: [Rstar]Razor
Immo_Calvino: Rock
[Rstar]Pancher Punk!!
[WS]Altair: PUNK ROCK!!
[WS]Altair: lol
:rofl: that's so old. I still remember it.
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Nice one there Giac :D
Hmm an old one
[TCL]Jserg has joined the server
[TCL]Jserg:.login Nexxt
Nexxt: :(
[TCL]Jserg: it says that my account is too gay
Lots of lol.
Actually it was funny cause of Nexxt reaction later ;d
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Aragorn: why did you ram me?
MadBoi_Seville: accident
Aragorn: hah wRONg answer
[Rstar]Lionz: lol
GiacJr: lol
good old days.. xD must be from July '08
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Some stuff that I laughed at. :P
luke_sindaco: (78) report 42 CARJACKING F*CKING ASSHOLE
ADVERTISMENT: please, contact [AVt]Lilac
[AVt]Lilac: Damn
[AVt]Lilac: Fail
ADVERTISMENT: k, contact CopOnea
Dexi_G(30) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
(30) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
(30) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
*** [CB] Antonio_Luvineri(2): lets do some shit
*** [CB] Seether_Luvineri(36): Find a toilet and do that!
We were in a car chase with four Luvineri members with an FBI rancher after us. We just picked up Johnny from HQ and he didn't have a gun. Then he did this:
Johnny_Luvineri(22) havent done anything illegal :D
Crime of Johnny_Luvineri(22): Suspected by officer [WS]Wichifredo(40) for doing illegal activities
Johnny_Luvineri(22): grrrrr
Julian_Luvineri(9): lol
Me and Philip joking around:
Julian_Luvineri(23) Inside Pancake party inside, Calton Heights, San Fierro
Julian_Luvineri(23) Inside Luvineris pancake factory, Calton Heights, San Fierro
ADVERTISMENT: Luvineris Pancakes(TM) | Order some very good ones at 7009|, contact Aldo_Luvineri(Phone:7009)
Frank_The_Tank: Mafia's selling pancakes?!
Edward_Gvardia: (43) Where is Patriot bought?
Squeak_Araatus: (79) El Quebrados, the Big Cock.
Aldo_Luvineri: (72) El Quebrados, the Small Cock.
Squeak_Araatus: (79) D:
ADVERTISMENT: i cant take this anmore gonna jump off city hall, contact [SACS]demon69
ADVERTISMENT: Nobody Cares, contact MrMarlboro
Crime of Baby_J(37): suspected by officer Jony_Tuga(8) for stole my heroin
You_Banned_This(33) was banned by Cutt3r(61) for weapon hacks. yes, i banned this too..
Goobii_Luvineri(41) Inside F*CK YOU^^, Commerce, Los Santos
ADVERTISMENT: abuse, contact Teckno(ID:30)
[AVt]Lilac Inside Your Mom - sorry, Santa Maria Beach, Los Santos
Mobstar Inside Not funny huh? I can f**k you that is funny, Ganton, Los Santos
Crime of [HItc]Will_Kane(5): suspected by officer Malvolio(16) for hh
Crime of Adolf_West(57): suspected by officer Remy_Blackford(46) for DM cops
[TCL]Amare(8): Hey
[TCL]Amare(8): Cya g2g
Lol.
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Admin [ALS]Inkognito: /ban 11 armour hax
GiacJr(11) teleported to GiacJr(11)
Admin GiacJr: -_-
Admin [Rstar]Pancher :D
Admin [ALS]Inkognito: :D
Admin [Rstar]Husky: :D
ROFL!!! :rofl:
What's funny in that? And, if more "to-word" translation, it'd be like "Rocket-AntiTank Grenade" But RON translated more properate.
It's Anti-Tank Rocket Grenade...
[TCL]Amare(8): Hey
[TCL]Amare(8): Cya g2g
lol :lol:
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That was today, he joined the server, said hey, then he just had to go and left, lol.
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Edward_Gvardia: (43) Where is Patriot bought?
Squeak_Araatus: (79) El Quebrados, the Big Cock.
Aldo_Luvineri: (72) El Quebrados, the Small Cock.
Squeak_Araatus: (79) D:
Isn't it in Las Pasadayas or something?
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Yeah, think so.
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Isn't it in Las Pasadayas or something?
Actually thers 2 cocks. 1 from rock and another 1 is male chicken xD
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Crime of Baby_J(37): suspected by officer Jony_Tuga(8) for stole my heroin
This one made my day :rofl:
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Gigantic list of funny chat logs from '07 and '08.
Admin GiacJr: damn watti's annoying...agreed?
Admin [NS]Watti: Agreed
Admin GiacJr: ZOMFGWTF
Admin [Rstar]Petey: lol
Admin GiacJr: HES AN ADMIN
Admin [NS]Watti: eh?
Admin [Rstar]Petey: LMFAO
[R*]Ron: me are not a do is english
[NS]Lux: ron i picked from flowers for you :))
[R*]Ron: get lost :)
Guy kills petey after RON froze him
[R*]RON: lol petey, how? i froze him :)
[R*]Petey: i dont know
[R*]RON: were you standing in front?
[R*]Petey: yes lol
[R*]RON: HAHAHAHHAHA
[R*]Petey: he aims
[R*]Petey: and im like "hahah he cant kill me"
[R*]RON: ROFL
=AV=Kerr: no fighting in the car park!
=AV=Kerr: dont make me get my broom!
Aragorn: why did you ram me?
MadBoi_Seville: accident
Aragorn: hah wRONg answer
[Rstar]Lionz: lol
GiacJr: lol
Admin [ALS]Inkognito: /ban 11 armour hax
GiacJr(11) teleported to GiacJr(11)
Admin GiacJr: -_-
Admin [Rstar]Pancher :D
Admin [ALS]Inkognito: :D
Admin [Rstar]Husky: :D
[WS]Lavamike: I've caught a speeding pancake, Over.
Admin MuminSvensson: /die 22
GiacJr(22) was killed by admin GiacJr(22)
Admin GiacJr: bastard...
Admin GiacJr: i wonder why they say there's not enough trust in the admin team :x
Admin [AV]FlameMan: hahahah :D
Admin Cane_Martinez: lmao giac
LMAO I love those, mainly the two with your ID's in the admin chat, and Lava's law-breaking breakfast.
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Gigantic list of funny chat logs from '07 and '08.
I'll explain some of them. Explainations are in bold.
RON was trying to explain to a russian that this was an RPG server... :rofl:
Admin Aragorn: the thing is that in Russian language, "RPG" is Raketo-Protivotankovaya Granata"
Admin GiacJr: whats that mean?
Admin Aragorn: "Rocket Grenade against tanks"
Admin [ALS]Inkognito: /ban 11 armour hax
GiacJr(11) teleported to GiacJr(11)
Admin GiacJr: -_-
Admin [Rstar]Pancher :D
Admin [ALS]Inkognito: :D
Admin [Rstar]Husky: :D
Admin MuminSvensson: /die 22
GiacJr(22) was killed by admin GiacJr(22)
Admin GiacJr: bastard...
Admin GiacJr: i wonder why they say there's not enough trust in the admin team :x
Admin [AV]FlameMan: hahahah :D
Admin Cane_Martinez: lmao giac
[ALS]Martentest is put under banana rule by admin [ALS]Martentest
[ALS]Martentest is lifted from banana rule by admin [ALS]Martentest
Admin Mafs_Corleone: he's practicing for blowing... :)
^_^ i miss old argonath
Eh i liked the old system not soo many scripts and soo on :( Old Argo come back :) but the way giac you phail at tp/ /die :(
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lol no, i trust the admin team too much :D
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[AV]Mike: (34) /getonline A Person with a silly name
Whoaet(39) has joined the server
__________
[AV]Mike:(34) /getonline Anyone with a stupid name.
BBBB(53) has joined the server
__________
[AV]Mike:(34) /getonline stupid person
stupidperson(45) has joined the server
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hehe that last one was me :D
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[AV]Mike:(34) /getonline stupid person
stupidperson(45) has joined the server
did that REALLY happen?
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Yeah, Mike. Did that seriously happen? :conf:
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Yeah, Mike. Did that seriously happen? :conf:
Yes. It was spread out by numerous public chat messages though, there was around 5 seconds between that and the person joining.
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GiacJr (54) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
(54) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
(54) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
(54) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
Jeffrey is Getting old :P
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GiacJr (54) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
(54) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
(54) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
(54) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
Jeffrey is Getting old :P
This was today, i rofled so much :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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GiacJr (54) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
(54) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
(54) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
(54) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
Jeffrey is Getting old :P
LOL i was gonna post it here :lol:
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:redface:
We all know how much I hate Jeffrey :D
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Giac can't trust the admin team, not even the automated members! :hit:
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(http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/484/samp077.png)
Sorry that it isn't converted to text. Wanted to be first.
He spammed like 6 times more after.
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Jeffrey is indeed getting old. We might have to put him to sleep D:
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Jeffrey is indeed getting old. We might have to put him to sleep D:
Haha :P
xxxx: Someone get Alastian online!
[HIm]Roman_Bel: /getonline Alastian (Nothing happened and he did not join back in)
[HIm]Roman_Bel: /getonline [WS]Alastian
[WS]Alastian has joined the server.(x)
xxxx: OMG
[HIm]Roman_Bel: I pwn!!
[WS]Alastian: What are you guys talking about?
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lol i was there
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Mario_Araatus: Anyone know what "Socket Error" on TS means?
MrMarlboro: Yeah your socks are the wrong color
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Well, this was some time ago so lemme give it a try:
Well we were arming up for some attack on some group, so Tommy Corleone had to withdraw some money before going into the willowfield ammunation:
/me walks over to the ATM
/me inserts card and types password
/me takes out 2000 AD
/me takes card
Then we went over to the ammunation :
/s (( Fuck, I only RPed it, I forgot to withdraw ))
Was funny as hell:P
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Well, this was some time ago so lemme give it a try:
Well we were arming up for some attack on some group, so Tommy Corleone had to withdraw some money before going into the willowfield ammunation:
/me walks over to the ATM
/me inserts card and types password
/me takes out 2000 AD
/me takes card
Then we went over to the ammunation :
/s (( f**k, I only RPed it, I forgot to withdraw ))
Was funny as hell:P
that used to happen to me soooooooooooo many times :lol:
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Well, this was some time ago so lemme give it a try:
Well we were arming up for some attack on some group, so Tommy Corleone had to withdraw some money before going into the willowfield ammunation:
/me walks over to the ATM
/me inserts card and types password
/me takes out 2000 AD
/me takes card
Then we went over to the ammunation :
/s (( f**k, I only RPed it, I forgot to withdraw ))
Was funny as hell:P
Hehehehe, you fail.
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He was explaining how I failed, but for some reasons he put Cero instead of me lol.
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Haha :P
xxxx: Someone get Alastian online!
[HIm]Roman_Bel: /getonline Alastian (Nothing happened and he did not join back in)
[HIm]Roman_Bel: /getonline [WS]Alastian
[WS]Alastian has joined the server.(x)
xxxx: OMG
[HIm]Roman_Bel: I pwn!!
[WS]Alastian: What are you guys talking about?
Seriously, /getonline is my skill.
I need to put a damn copyright on it..
Meh, atleast I started a hype ;p
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Mario_Araatus: Anyone know what "Socket Error" on TS means?
MrMarlboro: Yeah your socks are the wrong color
BAHAHAHA made me lol irl
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Haha :P
xxxx: Someone get Alastian online!
[HIm]Roman_Bel: /getonline Alastian (Nothing happened and he did not join back in)
[HIm]Roman_Bel: /getonline [WS]Alastian
[WS]Alastian has joined the server.(x)
xxxx: OMG
[HIm]Roman_Bel: I pwn!!
[WS]Alastian: What are you guys talking about?
Alsatian.. lol
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LOL
/me killed [Rstar]Sharphis as hostage..
PM FROM GIMLI: HAHA,Good job :D
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Yes Tommy, I did /me , as that were the command you did. But it showed as Cero.
It was Tommy.
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LOL
/me killed [Rstar]Sharphis as hostage..
PM FROM GIMLI: HAHA,Good job :D
:rofl:
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Proxan (xx): "Nickname of some guy" no noobs here, please disrespect other players.
Proxan (xx): I meant respect, lol
then whole public chat was like "xD" "hahaha" "epic fail"
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Lmao :lol:
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Seriously, /getonline is my skill.
I need to put a damn copyright on it..
Yeah, but it's old and not so funny anymore... Seriously... :poke:
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An intruder alarm has gone off the property /sms 6790 for free rape,I'm professional, Downtown Los Santos
An intruder alarm has gone off the property /sms 6790 for free rape,I'm professional, Downtown Los Santos
[AV]Syn(59): Police radio : lol at that
kristina18(21): Police Radio : wtf lol
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Admins meeting:
[21:19] <Aragorn> Now
[21:19] <Aragorn> SA:MP admins
[21:19] <Aragorn> wait thats too long
[21:19] <Aragorn> MTA SA admins
[21:19] <David_Omid> LOL!
[21:19] <[WS]Ryan> :)
[21:19] <Twenty> lol
[21:19] <IcyAero> lol xD
[21:19] <Team-Tai> lol
[21:19] <[AV]Traser> lol
[21:19] <FlameMan> lol
[21:20] <David_Omid> hahaha
[21:20] <Team-Tai> =)
[21:20] <Winters> lol spam ftw
[21:20] <IcyAero> That made my day
[21:20] <Nexxt> lolz
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Admins meeting(.........)
Lol, thats a funny one, though this is SAMP chatlogs, not MSN.
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It wasn't msn
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Admin [AV]Wayne(47): May i slap your nuts?
Panda_Araatus(57) has joined the server.
Admin [AV]FlameMan(14): Wayne..
Admin [AV]FlameMan(14): I know you like touching my nuts
Admin Panda_Araatus(57): WAT
Admin [AV]FlameMan(14): but not so loud dude
Admin Panda_Araatus(57): What did I just login to.. ?
Admin [AV]FlameMan(14): Sexgonath
Admin [AV]FlameMan(14): Line 666-66-66, call now!
lol at Panda. He always knows when to enter...
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Admin [AV]Wayne(47): May i slap your nuts?
Panda_Araatus(57) has joined the server.
Admin [AV]FlameMan(14): Wayne..
Admin [AV]FlameMan(14): I know you like touching my nuts
Admin Panda_Araatus(57): WAT
Admin [AV]FlameMan(14): but not so loud dude
Admin Panda_Araatus(57): What did I just login to.. ?
Admin [AV]FlameMan(14): Sexgonath
Admin [AV]FlameMan(14): Line 666-66-66, call now!
lol at Panda. He always knows when to enter...
:rofl:
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Lol! :D
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Admin [AV]Wayne(47): May i slap your nuts?
Panda_Araatus(57) has joined the server.
Admin [AV]FlameMan(14): Wayne..
Admin [AV]FlameMan(14): I know you like touching my nuts
Admin Panda_Araatus(57): WAT
Admin [AV]FlameMan(14): but not so loud dude
Admin Panda_Araatus(57): What did I just login to.. ?
Admin [AV]FlameMan(14): Sexgonath
Admin [AV]FlameMan(14): Line 666-66-66, call now!
lol at Panda. He always knows when to enter...
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
An intruder alarm has gone off the property /sms 6790 for free rape,I'm professional, Downtown Los Santos
An intruder alarm has gone off the property /sms 6790 for free rape,I'm professional, Downtown Los Santos
[AV]Syn(59): Police radio : lol at that
kristina18(21): Police Radio : wtf lol
:lol: :lol:
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I was Searching For Lavamike to Rob him and he entred his house.
Area(XX):Lavamike(XX)Inside Your Mom,Jefferson,Los Santos.
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This was on the police radio, but I forgot the cops names
Cop1(xx): Police Radio: U12 watch your drivin! You drove over me!, over
Cop2(12): Police Radio: sorry, I was watching porn, over
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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/me hits freecop
Jonas_Cyan,This is not deathmatching server.
pm from flash:lol joke
pm from me to flash:admins can joke on cops right?
pm from flash:ye sure
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/me hits freecop
Jonas_Cyan,This is not deathmatching server.
pm from flash:lol joke
pm from me to flash:admins can joke on cops right?
pm from flash:ye sure
That reminds me when I was shooting pebbles around Thomas' feet and I got that message :(
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[WS]Oliver: (23) /changepass nexxtspenis
[WS]Oliver: (23) Password too small
:D
no disrespect meant but it was funny :D
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you forgot what i said after! :(
GiacJr: Why did nexxt have sex with the vending machine?
GiacJr: it said enter PIN
<3 you though nexxt :D
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/me hits freecop
Jonas_Cyan,This is not deathmatching server.
pm from flash:lol joke
pm from me to flash:admins can joke on cops right?
pm from flash:ye sure
You didnt ask me that question :o, it was something else.
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you forgot what i said after! :(
GiacJr: Why did nexxt have sex with the vending machine?
GiacJr: it said enter PIN
<3 you though nexxt :D
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! niice HOMG brew
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Crime of [Rstar]Pancher(19): suspected by officer [Rstar]Pancher(19) for corrputed, murder
:wow:
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Crime of [Rstar]Pancher(19): suspected by officer [Rstar]Pancher(19) for corrputed, murder
:wow:
ROFL :rofl:
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Crime of [Rstar]Pancher(19): suspected by officer [Rstar]Pancher(19) for corrputed, murder
:wow:
He should spend some days as a chicken :redface:
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Crime of [Rstar]Pancher(19): suspected by officer [Rstar]Pancher(19) for corrputed, murder
:wow:
hahahaha rofl :razz: :rofl:
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He should spend some days as a chicken :redface:
:rofl:
You will get demoted to chicken! serving beer in the ARPD bar
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He should spend some days as a chicken :redface:
[Off topic]He should, if we were suspected for that we'd be fired from SAPD.
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You may now login
Please wait about 5 seconds
(normally the 'please wait' message is BEFORE the 'you may now login' message)
Zombitoto: 2
Zombitoto: 1
Zombitoto: kill
Victoria_Smith: wtf?
Victoria_Smith: i was not even criminal
Zombitoto: BUT I'm DEVIL
That happened to me too when You may login was before Please wait about 5 seconds... And when he killed me i lost like 6k weapons -_-
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i remember once, a freecop suspected a "criminal" for hacking i rofled when i saw the crime
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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i remember once, a freecop suspected a "criminal" for hacking i rofled when i saw the crime
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I've done it 3 times. I mix /su up with /report :/
/su ID armour hacks
/p SHIT
/report ID armour hacks
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Hehehehe nice one :P
i know xD
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Admin [AV]Wayne(47): May i slap your nuts?
Panda_Araatus(57) has joined the server.
Admin [AV]FlameMan(14): Wayne..
Admin [AV]FlameMan(14): I know you like touching my nuts
Admin Panda_Araatus(57): WAT
Admin [AV]FlameMan(14): but not so loud dude
Admin Panda_Araatus(57): What did I just login to.. ?
Admin [AV]FlameMan(14): Sexgonath
Admin [AV]FlameMan(14): Line 666-66-66, call now!
lol at Panda. He always knows when to enter...
ROFL!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yesterday, after jailing gandalfscat for vandalism:
PM from gandalfscat(81): usux :(
PM sent to gandalfscat: I am doing my job only ;)
PM from gandalfscat(81): I knowz i only kiddin
:lol: :lol:
CB:
After talking a bit in public yesterday night [on Bday start] in cb about some probs, someone feels that he can be "superman" again... :banana: :banana:
**[2100] Oma_Kolta(58): granny is here to save the day! <3
Lol! :lol: :lol:
Oma = Matute.
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Nice mini collection rock ;)
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[AV]JDC_Kolta: This woman needs some CPR bad.
Freecop1: Hmm, she'll need mouth-to-mouth.
Freecop2: You do it!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: No, you do it!
Freecop1: Wait, I have an idea. *ding*
[AV]JDC_Kolta: What idea? :0
Freecop1: Okay, now jam the bike pump into her mouth.
Freecop2: What if she explodes?
Freecop1: That would be AWESOME!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: omg...
hey freecop1 was me i think :D
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YourMom(120), was banned by Aragorn(87) for hacks
:lol:
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Gregersen_Cuneo(23) says: im not gonna kill a admin with knife ))
Gregersen_Cuneo(23) says: Just trying to be scary :b ))
[Rstar]Ronnel: (30) Gregersen, Do you get a eriction over me or what :\ your following me everywhere
[WS]Bryan(7) says: i would do it... ))
Gregersen_Cuneo: (23) I luv u!
Celeborn(56) shouts: LS here we CUM!!
- And a picture just as a proof..
(http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/9391/funny1.png)
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LMAO at Ronnel
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Gregersen_Cuneo(23) says: im not gonna kill a admin with knife ))
Gregersen_Cuneo(23) says: Just trying to be scary :b ))
[Rstar]Ronnel: (30) Gregersen, Do you get a eriction over me or what :\ your following me everywhere
[WS]Bryan(7) says: i would do it... ))
Gregersen_Cuneo: (23) I luv u!
(http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/9391/funny1.png)
I might be wrong, but I doubt it was real Gandalf...
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[AV]Nexxt: (31) Jeffery, I hate you - die please!!!!!!!!
[AV]Nexxt (31) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
:lol:
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TipZden(62), was warned by [AV]Nexxt(11) for ban loading... please wait
TipZden(62), was banned by [AV]Hess(59) for Weapon, armour hacks
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TipZden(62), was warned by [AV]Nexxt(11) for ban loading... please wait
TipZden(62), was banned by [AV]Hess(59) for Weapon, armour hacks
:rofl:
that's the best!
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TipZden(62), was warned by [AV]Nexxt(11) for ban loading... please wait
TipZden(62), was banned by [AV]Hess(59) for Weapon, armour hacks
:rofl: :lol:
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[AV]Nexxt: (31) Jeffery, I hate you - die please!!!!!!!!
[AV]Nexxt (31) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
:lol:
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TipZden(62), was warned by [AV]Nexxt(11) for ban loading... please wait
TipZden(62), was banned by [AV]Hess(59) for Weapon, armour hacks
LMFAOOO
First time Nexxt being funny as admin
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Pilot [TCL]Twenty: Request permission taking off from LVAP, Over.
ATC [TCL]Twenty: Permission granted, Over.
Pilot [TCL]Twenty: Copy, Over.
:trust:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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I might be wrong, but I doubt it was real Gandalf...
Why wouldn't that be the real Gandalf?
It was lol, ask [WS]Bryan, we stalked him all the time..
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I have never posted my funny chat logs in this topic, although I have experienced quite alot of funny moments during my time at Argonath.
However, the following will probably be one of my most memorable. It happened today actually.
I was training Ibrahim, and we both failed at driving, so we had to rush around to get a vehicle, then he PMs me to say something, but:
PM from Ibrahim_Karachi(28): sorry swrong id
PM sent to Ibrahim_Karachi: LOL?
PM from Ibrahim_Karachi(28): oops right id
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Aan_ItalianoT: (28) please unsus me, i'm going to get more hp
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starboyz: (76) can someone unsuspect me i was 5 months offline
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TipZden(62), was warned by [AV]Nexxt(11) for ban loading... please wait
TipZden(62), was banned by [AV]Hess(59) for Weapon, armour hacks
Hah :lol:
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Why wouldn't that be the real Gandalf?
It was lol, ask [WS]Bryan, we stalked him all the time..
Just got proved. It hasn't been real Gandalf.. it has been a hacker...
Contact me or Gimli on MSN please...
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Just got proved. It hasn't been real Gandalf.. it has been a hacker...
That is NOT a hacker for fuck sake... Stop call "hacker" those who register accounts in time of changename or faking it on other servers... Stop spread the rumors that Argonath is fucking hacked every day... Official fucking warning...
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I meant that person who impersonated Gandalf is a hacker, not that his password got hacked....
We both know who has it been.
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I meant that person who impersonated Gandalf is a hacker, not that his password got hacked....
We both know who has it been.
That person is not a hacker at all. All he used is stolen passwords from his own server... this is why his provider closed his server. The guy is nothing more than a kid who abuses his own friends....
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What a nice guy :trust: Not.
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That person is not a hacker at all. All he used is stolen passwords from his own server... this is why his provider closed his server. The guy is nothing more than a kid who abuses his own friends....
Hey yeh, thats why if i lived closer to him, i'd punch him in the face!
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Today jeffrey has been a REALLY REALLY Bad boy... he was kicking people just cause they spoke once.... one funny result:
(http://i27.tinypic.com/10r4uxh.png)
ROFL!
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That was a fail :(
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uFail! Rofl!!!
Wolfe has been kicked after saying LMFAO too.. XD
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Jefferey is some kind of smart computer program CBF mistake made, and he's now angry!
He's getting smarter, and going to ban everyone! D:
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rofl!
not even in your dreams... there's no way jeffrey would start banning for spamm.. that would be just lame..
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CBFasi(45) Banned by Jeffery's evil Twin brother.
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Just got proved. It hasn't been real Gandalf.. it has been a hacker...
Contact me or Gimli on MSN please...
Just added your MSN, you'll find me as Gregersen ;)
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starboyz: (76) can someone unsuspect me i was 5 months offline
The fuck O_O I LOLD! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Post Merge: July 30, 2009, 10:06:16 pm
:rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol:
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CBFasi(45) Banned by Jeffery's evil Twin brother.
Fake logs aren't funny..
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Okai, I got another one..
I were driving around, then suddently alot of hits came.. Then few mins after there came a hit on me, and alot of people reacted on the hit I now had on my head..
(http://tomspit.com/u/images/1249041549.PNG)
- Something tells me that Nexxt failed?
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Today jeffrey has been a REALLY REALLY Bad boy... he was kicking people just cause they spoke once.... one funny result:
(http://i27.tinypic.com/10r4uxh.png)
ROFL!
That's what I call PWNED :)
starboyz: (76) can someone unsuspect me i was 5 months offline
LOL, RS4 was released last April... so it means he was online recently :)
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(http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/5621/123scn.png)
It seemed pretty funny at the moment.
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Ganga(35): dude f**k come help
Ganga(35): im lost mang
Ganga(35) is at: Pershing Square, Los Santos
:trust: Never heard anyone getting lost there..
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(http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/5621/123scn.png)
It seemed pretty funny at the moment.
Love at that one !!!!! (L)
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(http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/5621/123scn.png)
It seemed pretty funny at the moment.
Just wondering, because 3 warns should be a kick lol.
And he didnt got kicked, even not after Andy's warn =)
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Fake logs aren't funny..
I dont, I where refferating to James Alterlis.
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Ganga(35): dude f**k come help
Ganga(35): im lost mang
Ganga(35) is at: Pershing Square, Los Santos
:trust: Never heard anyone getting lost there..
Lol I had someone lost inside CityHall xD
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(http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/5621/123scn.png)
It seemed pretty funny at the moment.
:rofl: Ganga(35): dude f**k come help
Ganga(35): im lost mang
Ganga(35) is at: Pershing Square, Los Santos
:trust: Never heard anyone getting lost there..
:lol:
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My mini collection ( For some reason these made me laugh )
A cop was running around and abusing and patrolling with this guy*
Lloyd_Bolt(33) says: hi guys
Lloyd_Bolt(33) says: that dudes a lil b****!, let me know if he f**ks around again
_______________________________________
*This man after bieng robbed, asks a cop to help*
Paul_Young(0) says: HELP!!
Paul_Young(0) says: HELP!!
Bejsbarn(16) says: STOP BIENG A PUSSY
Paul_Young(0) says: Help!!
Bejsbarn(16) says: HELP YOURSELF!!
Bejsbarn(16) says: ASSHOLE!!
_________________________________
*This man was bieng interogated*
VANCEPLAYER(71) f**king jacks the shit off of his dick!!!!11
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apar: (8) what can i do with money here?
MCB_Kolta: (1) buy cars, clothes, houses, more
apar(8), was banned by TeaM_JayL(11) for Money Hack
MCB_Kolta: (1) Or get banned...
_______________________________
:lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl:
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apar: (8) what can i do with money here?
MCB_Kolta: (1) buy cars, clothes, houses, more
apar(8), was banned by TeaM_JayL(11) for Money Hack
MCB_Kolta: (1) Or get banned...
I like this one :lol:
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Fake logs aren't funny..
For me Anto's chatlogg when CBF and RON banned everyone (Was also fake, on the previous Funny chatlogs) was funny as hell.
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Aan_ItalianoT: (28) please unsus me, i'm going to get more hp
Ya boobzman sus me when i following my family that had been wanted, and at that time i was lost HP near death and call 911 for medic. I didn't wanna get off from water afraid some free cop gonna shoot me again so i request unsus :) and then ambulance come.. :lol: :lol:
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Twenty_Husband(56), was kicked by [Rstar]IcyAero(10) for go back to your first account, Hacker_MrRichMan
-_-
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Here is a fresh one.
(http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/3608/idiotl.png)
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Here is a fresh one.
(http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/3608/idiotl.png)
omfglmfao!!!!!!
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Here is a fresh one.
(http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/3608/idiotl.png)
"laughts hard" ROFLLMAO :rofl:
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Here is a fresh one.
(http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/3608/idiotl.png)
I lol'd :lol:
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Here is a fresh one.
(http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/3608/idiotl.png)
ROFLMAO!!!
This deserves a copbann xD
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Other two from today
TeaM_Hyena(46) was suspected by officer Simon_Jimenez(68) for Possibly member of KKK.
Roxxor(74) was suspected by officer Simon_Jimenez(68) for Retarded Driving.
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Other two from today
TeaM_Hyena(46) was suspected by officer Simon_Jimenez(68) for Possibly member of KKK.
lol ;p
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WTH is KKK? :trust:
ROFLMAO!!!
This deserves a copbann xD
He don't deserve copban, Stepan deserve license revoke xD
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KKK= People who hate black people.
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apar: (8) what can i do with money here?
MCB_Kolta: (1) buy cars, clothes, houses, more
apar(8), was banned by TeaM_JayL(11) for Money Hack
MCB_Kolta: (1) Or get banned...
_______________________________
LOOOOOOLL!!!!!!!!!!! OMGOMG
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Here is a fresh one.
(http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/3608/idiotl.png)
ROFL :rofl:
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I forgot the name of the suspect but I remembered the cops names. Didn't get a screenie of it so bare with me if some of the wordings are wrong.
<somebody(xx)> was suspected by Officer Lisa_G(xx) for saying bad things about my mom :(
Lubeaner_Cocofa: (xx) SAY HELLo
Squeek_Araatus: (xx) Bye hacker.
Lubeaner_Cocofa(xx), was banned by Team_JayL(xx) for weapon hacks
Hey_Jude(xx), was banned by Jserg(xx) for Bye_Jude for weapon hacks
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lol :lol:
KKK= People who hate black people.
Which stands for?
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Ku Klux Klan
lets pray to god i never have to say that again............ :/
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Ku Klux Klan
lets pray to god i never have to say that again............ :/
Why? They are people too.
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Hey_Jude(xx), was banned by <admin>(xx) for Bye_Jude for weapon hacks
That was me :razz:
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Why? They are people too.
If you can call them that, they are bigots - like the BNP.
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If you can call them that, they are bigots - like the BNP.
ALLISTAR TENPENNY
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apar: (8) what can i do with money here?
MCB_Kolta: (1) buy cars, clothes, houses, more
apar(8), was banned by TeaM_JayL(11) for Money Hack
MCB_Kolta: (1) Or get banned...
_______________________________
:lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl:
This is funny!
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You forgot a "]" :o
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You forgot a "]" :o
Yeah that quote failed ;P
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[Rstar]IcyAero(xx) has joined the server.
ADVERTISEMENT: IcyAero will you marry me??cmon say already YES!, contact Mint(Phone:xxxx)
.
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[Rstar]IcyAero: (xx) I say .warn /ad abuse
*Lots of LOL's*
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[Rstar]IcyAero(xx) has joined the server.
ADVERTISEMENT: IcyAero will you marry me??cmon say already YES!, contact Mint(Phone:xxxx)
.
.
[Rstar]IcyAero: (xx) I say .warn /ad abuse
*Lots of LOL's*
Lol You know you wanted to say yes but scared of what others might think :D
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Someone: /crime (xx)
Crime of Malcolm(xx): becuz he is white
*LOLS etc*
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it was like 8 hours ago..
last time when Ron was online and RPed a bit =[...
On mine and NitrOx's Marriage, at the end and at the gifts giving:
[Rstar]RON(75) says: Lupita... If anything wRONG... you know... I am not married yet :)
even on gift
[Rstar]RON(75) says: as for gift, take this from me!
[Rstar]RON(75) offers Dildo at Lupita
Rofl... good memories to have.... :cry: :cry: :cry:
We miss you ron! Come back :'(
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it was like 8 hours ago..
last time when Ron was online and RPed a bit =[...
On mine and NitrOx's Marriage, at the end and at the gifts giving:
[Rstar]RON(75) says: Lupita... If anything wRONG... you know... I am not married yet :)
even on gift
[Rstar]RON(75) says: as for gift, take this from me!
[Rstar]RON(75) offers Dildo at Lupita
Rofl... good memories to have.... :cry: :cry: :cry:
We miss you ron! Come back :'(
Oeh, One moment he was happy and next he was gone :cry:
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Iron_Cohen(34) says: I hate Jeffery!!
*Iron_Cohen(34) was kicked by Jeffery for flooding*
XD
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Lol, punished.
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Squeak_Araatus: (37) wAtch out cops, I have a hunter!
[SASD]Rory_A: (21) Watch out civilians, I have /su!
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Ya boobzman sus me when i following my family that had been wanted, and at that time i was lost HP near death and call 911 for medic. I didn't wanna get off from water afraid some free cop gonna shoot me again so i request unsus :) and then ambulance come.. :lol: :lol:
yea dude ur funny xD
boobzman rofl. yea never heard that one before :(
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Doritos (6) omg
Doritos (6) /crime 6
Crime of Doritos (6): suspected by officer rallycounter (51) for dancing
Lots of Lol's
Zafira (40) [orange]ADVERTISMENT: buying passaport looking for good offers, Contact Zafira (ID:40)[/orange]
[Rstar]IcyAero (57) You cant ''buy'' a passaport..
Zafira (40) yes you can
I found this one funny cuz he didindt use /ad and he wanted to buy a passaport :D
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Doritos (6) omg
Doritos (6) /crime 6
Crime of Doritos (6): suspected by officer rallycounter (51) for dancing
Lots of Lol's
Zafira (40) [orange]ADVERTISMENT: buying passaport looking for good offers, Contact Zafira (ID:40)[/orange]
[Rstar]IcyAero (57) You cant ''buy'' a passaport..
Zafira (40) yes you can
I found this one funny cuz he didindt use /ad and he wanted to buy a passaport :D
:rofl:
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[CR]Line(4), was banned by TeaM_JayL(34) for o.o
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[CR]Line(4), was banned by TeaM_JayL(34) for o.o
Lmfao o.o
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[CR]Line(4), was banned by TeaM_JayL(34) for o.o
There's no such player banned... this is suppose to be true funny chatlogs, not your own imagination.
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There's no such player banned... this is suppose to be true funny chatlogs, not your own imagination.
It is real , i got a screenshot. He put in the wrong reason , anyway he banned hacker still
(http://i28.tinypic.com/ojfas2.png)
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There's no such person in ban database, and that pic could be photoshopped! :o
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There's no such person in ban database, and that pic could be photoshopped! :o
i suck at photoshopping :neutral:
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and that pic could be photoshopped! :o
Whole game could be photoshopped! :o
Just admit that, he surely is banned, and maybe he didn't posted it in database yet.
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Yea that screen shot is real. I was there today when it happened. Got a pic but don't know how to post it. Anyway it was funny :lol:
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[Rstar]IcyAero(xx) has joined the server.
ADVERTISEMENT: IcyAero will you marry me??cmon say already YES!, contact Mint(Phone:xxxx)
.
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[Rstar]IcyAero: (xx) I say .warn /ad abuse
*Lots of LOL's*
Hahahahaha I almost shitted myself laughing at this! xD
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There's no such person in ban database, and that pic could be photoshopped! :o
most likely he changed the reason to the good one.
Then there is no 'o.o' in :D
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It is real , i got a screenshot. He put in the wrong reason , anyway he banned hacker still
(http://i28.tinypic.com/ojfas2.png)
The pic is photoshopped, can tell by that the text is vertical and the scroll up thingy is too small.
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apar: (8) what can i do with money here?
MCB_Kolta: (1) buy cars, clothes, houses, more
apar(8), was banned by TeaM_JayL(11) for Money Hack
MCB_Kolta: (1) Or get banned...
_______________________________
:rofl: :rofl: :hah: :lol: :lol: :D Haahaha
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The pic is photoshopped, can tell by that the text is vertical and the scroll up thingy is too small.
(http://207.199.174.56/img/fqjTuKvlFa_Shopped.jpg)
anyways, my laptop had the same italic text and scrollup thingy lenght as Niko.
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I would kill myself If I had to view that Italic text everyday.
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I would kill myself If I had to view that Italic text everyday.
I would join you :conf:
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I would join you :conf:
Groups-suicide, count me in :rofl:
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Groups-suicide, count me in :rofl:
Count me in too ROFL!!!
Thanks for i got a normal view!!!
<3 GPU!
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(http://i28.tinypic.com/ojfas2.png)
Was not photoshopped...
I was watching a hacker and I typed /ban, but I decided to erase it however accidentally I didn't erase it completely, forgetting the rest, then I was gonna send "o.o" in admin chat but it ended being the ban reason...
The player was a teleport hacker either way...
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I would kill myself If I had to view that Italic text everyday.
I would join you :conf:
Groups-suicide, count me in :rofl:
Count me in too ROFL!!!
Thanks for i got a normal view!!!
<3 GPU!
ok, I'll kill u guys! :D
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My friend wants to join Argonath after a while and first thing that happens is this: (http://i26.tinypic.com/2j4prbo.jpg) (for those who cant see it --> )
Jason_Lyall(63) was suspected by officer Flaffy9000(71) for Lag
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My friend wants to join Argonath after a while and first thing that happens is this: (http://i26.tinypic.com/2j4prbo.jpg) (for those who cant see it --> )
Jason_Lyall(63) was suspected by officer Flaffy9000(71) for Lag
xD yea i remember seeing this.
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New comedian on the server:
(http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/4271/samp122.png)
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My friend wants to join Argonath after a while and first thing that happens is this: (http://i26.tinypic.com/2j4prbo.jpg) (for those who cant see it --> )
Jason_Lyall(63) was suspected by officer Flaffy9000(71) for Lag
LOL good start for Soney. (Or should I call him Jason now? o.O)
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LOL good start for Soney. (Or should I call him Jason now? o.O)
I think shitbrick's friend is Flaffy
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LOL
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New comedian on the server:
(http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/4271/samp122.png)
A guy named [State]Lsap came online few days ago :lol:
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I wonder if he could lock all those cars?
[[Jokes, I know the car has to be in the player files]]
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It's unfair :p
Everyone can has max 1 car...
and [State]LSAP can have liek 30 !! :mad: :mad:
:rofl: :rofl:
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It's unfair :p
Everyone can has max 1 car...
and [State]LSAP can have liek 30 !! :mad: :mad:
:rofl: :rofl:
[SAPD]LosSantos has a lot too.
and the entire [SAPD] Clan have a lot.
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[ESL]DrDre:(43)wtf,im cb admin, and i /cblevel 69 1(he was banned) and i get:
hahaha(74) has joined the server
It was extremly funny when i noticed it.
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Squeak_Araatus: (18) THat's right, b*tch.. now Take off your thong.
Squeak_Araatus: (18) And show me your genitals
ROFL :lol: :rofl:
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Crime of [AV]Sunny_Cortez(xx): suspected by officer [ZT]Louis Dragon for "Fucking whores in public"
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LMAO Pixy that made my day srsly :D
EDIT: It was today
[_]Tony_Almelda: (74) /crime 51
Polar: (1) LOLO /CRIME 51
Crime of [TCL]RintKoltsov(51): suspected by officer Alonzo_DeLuca(88) for S*cking my d*ck
*alot of lols*
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Rofl
http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/8167/samp140y.png
Post Merge: August 11, 2009, 10:30:28 am
Can't post pics soo ...
Jony_Blod(90) was suspected by officer aner_behlic(70) for f**king with officers get out
Oh yay 1000 post :D
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Other two from today
TeaM_Hyena(46) was suspected by officer Simon_Jimenez(68) for Possibly member of KKK.
Roxxor(74) was suspected by officer Simon_Jimenez(68) for Retarded Driving.
I am not D:
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it sure is funnty there is never a good place besides argonath rpg
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(http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/8362/samp010roa.png)
(http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/9066/samp013.png)
eheh
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Rofl That was a good one.
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ye it really was :lol:
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LOL! :lol:
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John_Stracci: (55) WE ARE NOT BAD! ((fucking caps))
Luke_Stracci: (26) we are evil!
Rolo: (11) no your dmers
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lolol(46) was suspected by officer (some freecop)(68) for stealin ma cookehz
The suspect was unsuspected for abuse :| But IG he actually did steal the freecops cookies because I was there when it happened -.o
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i saw this moments ago
Crime of Stephane356(21):suspected by officer Sebas_Sinatra(28) for driving
along with the usual lol's and rofl's
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Gecko: (57) TWENTYYY <3
[TCL]Twenty: (69) Who the f**k are you? :O
Gecko: (57) :(
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Gecko: (57) TWENTYYY <3
[TCL]Twenty: (69) Who the f**k are you? :O
Gecko: (57) :(
LOL
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Kayne_Morelli(38) was suspected by Officer [SASD]Blinky(6) for weed possession and (magic tricks)
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Kayne_Morelli(38) was suspected by Officer [SASD]Blinky(6) for weed possession and (magic tricks)
:rofl: what he do i wonder /me thinks pulling gun out of A** :lol:
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(http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/3954/lmaozai.png)
Synn Manual Siren.
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Fu cker(8) connected to server
Fu cker(8) was kicked by Aragorn(12) for bye Fu cker
*Sorry for the space but otherwise it get censored :(
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The actual reason was "CU fucker" I think :D
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i saw this moments ago
Crime of Stephane356(21):suspected by officer Sebas_Sinatra(28) for driving
along with the usual lol's and rofl's
i love cops like that :rofl:
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DarkCisco[1A]: (1) I have stolen 100,000,000,000,000,000 dollars!
[SASD]Rory_A: (3) You have been banned for money hacks
[ZT]Louis_Dragon: (14) I have hacked 100,000,000,000,000,000 dollars!
[ZT]Louis_Dragon: (14) Fixed ^
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Randomly overheard at Pershing Square:
Oliver_Montana shouts megaphone): Stop shooting! You're ruining my appetite!
And a log from the Miss Argonath event:
Aragorn says: now will be started the procedure of voting
Aragorn says: please pm me with one word - the name of girl you chosed
Tras3r shouts: Vote me and get free blowjob!!!
Tras3r shouts: Vote me and get free blowjob!!!
Playa_Gvardia says: vote me free blowjobs
Playa_Gvardia says: vote me free blowjobs
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Hahah :rofl:
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Randomly overheard at Pershing Square:
Oliver_Montana shouts megaphone): Stop shooting! You're ruining my appetite!
LOL
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PM from money_kolstovT(39): can you give me a ride to the whore house
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PM from money_kolstovT(39): can you give me a ride to the whore house
:rofl: :rofl:
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Little compilation from my Pictures:
tuning_master: (44) how do i change my skin?
[Rstar]IcyAero: (25) Go to a clothes store and type /buyweapons
[TCL]Cannibal: (8) PWNT
[TCL]Cannibal (8) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
Crime of [TCL]RintKoltsov(61) : suspected by officer InfernalCurse(72) for ass
Roberto_Field(57), was banned by TeaM_GiacJr(47) for money + weaoi hajcks
A little typo that made me smile
Niko_Corleone: (8) What is color?
WolfFang: (16) color is when you ride tractor on highway with damaged brakes
Markus_Gangster: (7) Test spam
Markus_Gangster: (7) Test spam
Markus_Gangster: (7) Test spam
Markus_Gangster(7), has been kicked by TeaM_GiacJr(41) for test kick
[AA]caion: (25) test spam
[AA]caion: (25) test spam
[AA]caion(25), has been kicked by TeaM_GiacJr(41) for test kick
He tried if he gets kick like Markus he succeeded
Crime of NapstaR(39) : suspected by officer Tony_James(31) for fu ck off
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Randomly overheard at Pershing Square:
Oliver_Montana shouts megaphone): Stop shooting! You're ruining my appetite!
A criminal was having a firefight with the cops and a stray bullet hit my car. Since I was on my lunch break I shouted that.
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And a log from the Miss Argonath event:
...
Whut? When was it? :o
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[SACS]Boozman(xx) Jeffery stop Kicking people!
[SACS]Boozman(xx) has been Kicked by Jeffery for But its Fun!
[SACS]Boozman has joined the server
[SACS]Boozman(xx) wtf Jeffery! F*ck you!
[SACS]Boozman(xx) has been Kicked by Jeffery for No F*ck you Noob!
pwnt!
wat
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wat
i wish :)
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[SACS]Boozman(xx) Jeffery stop Kicking people!
[SACS]Boozman(xx) has been Kicked by Jeffery for But its Fun!
[SACS]Boozman has joined the server
[SACS]Boozman(xx) wtf Jeffery! F*ck you!
[SACS]Boozman(xx) has been Kicked by Jeffery for No F*ck you Noob!
pwnt!
it's not a place for fake logs....
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fine i removed it.
dont gotta get so serious :/
just messing around man
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Why post made up "Funny chat logs"? THats not funny at all...
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Lol, when I drove by LSPD with a tractor:
Crime of Jeff_Blake(26): Suspected by officer Freecop65(24) for runnin' from my banana!!
*lots of lol's*
Then I got unsuspected and drove by LSPD again..
Crime of Jeff_Blake(26): Suspected by officer Freecop65(24) for AGAIN
o_O
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Lol, when I drove by LSPD with a tractor:
Crime of Jeff_Blake(26): Suspected by officer Freecop65(24) for runnin' from my banana!!
*lots of lol's*
Then I got unsuspected and drove by LSPD again..
Crime of Jeff_Blake(26): Suspected by officer Freecop65(24) for AGAIN
o_O
lol wut
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haha, at the one with banana
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Lol, when I drove by LSPD with a tractor:
Crime of Jeff_Blake(26): Suspected by officer Freecop65(24) for runnin' from my banana!!
*lots of lol's*
Then I got unsuspected and drove by LSPD again..
Crime of Jeff_Blake(26): Suspected by officer Freecop65(24) for AGAIN
o_O
:rofl:
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Crime of NapstaR(39) : suspected by officer Tony_James(31) for fu ck off
lmao :D
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Djok_Snocids(xx) was suspected by officer Jimmyhead521(xx) for cant drive
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879654213(60), was kicked by Aragorn(68) for 12346354
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879654213(60), was kicked by Aragorn(68) for 12346354
:lol:
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879654213(60), was kicked by Aragorn(68) for 12346354
LOL :lol:
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(http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/8362/samp010roa.png)
(http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/9066/samp013.png)
eheh
This* message. I failed :(
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879654213(60), was kicked by Aragorn(68) for 12346354
LMAO!!!
Rofl!!
that's hilarious xD
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879654213(60), was kicked by Aragorn(68) for 12346354
:rofl:
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Playa_Gvardia(7): suspected by Lisa_Gravis(55) for Being a Dick
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Playa_Gvardia(7): suspected by Lisa_Gravis(55) for Being a Dick
And they say the freecops aren't the problem. lol
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It's just Lisa who is the problem ;)
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+1
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Playa_Gvardia(7): suspected by Lisa_Gravis(55) for Being a Dick
omgomg :lol:
Yea, freecops is a big problem :)
Pancher should make big test to players who want become cop :)
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Pancher should make big test to players who want become cop :)
*sarcasm* How about we block any and all new players/players who have been here for less than a month completely?
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Pancher should make big test to players who want become cop :)
How about Gandalf making a big test to players who want to moan? So the moaners will stay out of Argonath... It's a decision made by Gandalf/Aragorn - The freecops will stay. No matter how hard you moan.
879654213(60), was kicked by Aragorn(68) for 12346354
LMAO!!!
Rofl!!
that's hilarious xD
I miss what's so hilarious... :poke: Maybe because Aragorn did it?
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I miss what's so hilarious... :poke: Maybe because Aragorn did it?
If it was a Lvl2 Admin who did it, the people wouldn't laugh.
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If it was a Lvl2 Admin who did it, the people wouldn't laugh.
So true.... I remember Cane telling me he got demoted from level 2 to 1 because of a similar thing..
(http://www.argonathrpg.eu/forum/Themes/default/images/warnwarn.gif) Gossiping, fake information
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Playa_Gvardia(7): suspected by Lisa_Gravis(55) for Being a Dick
Haha. So it ain't just FreeCops xD
If it was a Lvl2 Admin who did it, the people wouldn't laugh.
So true.
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Jeffery rocks!
today :
Pilar...(79) ((dunno his full name,didn't get it cuz of lot lolz)) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
(79) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery
(79) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery
(79) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery
(79) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery
(79) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery
(79) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery
(79) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery
(79) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery
(79) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery
**lots of lols**
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Haha funny freecop spelling words :rofl:
(http://foto-uploaden.nl/img5/xqoeax8.png)
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With dark weather, I received this PM:
PM from BADsantaCl(6): turn on lampssssS
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lol :D
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879654213(60), was kicked by Aragorn(68) for 12346354
That was not funny... That was a lack of time as no admin even reacted, and I had to write fast before player will create such account to prevent all explanations how and why should player change his nick... Writing random numbers was faster for me then "change your nick, numerous nicks are not allowed on our server"...
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(http://www.argonathrpg.eu/forum/Themes/default/images/warnwarn.gif) Gossiping, fake information
Cane TOLD me that he got demoted for kicking with an invalid reason. Don't believe me, ask him!
It was a SWAT training, I did /admins and saw that Cane had been demoted. I asked him why and he answered that he had been warning/kicking for weird reasons.
Anyways, I am no-one to start an argument so I'm really sorry that I posted that without really thinking it through.
Lottery News: [AA]Caion has won the jackpot of 250000$.
Lottery News: Jeff_Blake has won the jackpot of 250000$.
Lottery News: [AV]Jay_Adams has won the jackpot of 250000$.
Lottery News: Milos_Gvardia has won the jackpot of 250000$.
Lottery News: Emi_Slimshaddy has won the jackpot of 250000$.
Lottery News: cotton_lewis has won the jackpot of 250000$.
Jay_Jimmerson: (5) how do i fly water planes out of the water
(seemed funny at that time)
***[xxxx] Squeak_Araatus(35): TAIM @ BAN
***[xxxx] Indica_Araatus(27): ok
***[xxxx] Indica_Araatus(27): ban me whatever lol
Indica_Araatus(27) has been tempbanned by Squeak_Araatus for 10 minutes. Reason: <3 u
Squeak_Araatus: (35) WTEFBgvwesrgb
Too bad that my pictures got formatted :(
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Cane TOLD me that he got demoted for kicking with an invalid reason. Don't believe me, ask him!
It was a SWAT training, I did /admins and saw that Cane had been demoted. I asked him why and he answered that he had been warning/kicking for weird reasons.
Anyways, I am no-one to start an argument so I'm really sorry that I posted that without really thinking it through.
Lottery News: [AA]Caion has won the jackpot of 250000$.
Lottery News: Jeff_Blake has won the jackpot of 250000$.
Lottery News: [AV]Jay_Adams has won the jackpot of 250000$.
Lottery News: Milos_Gvardia has won the jackpot of 250000$.
Lottery News: Emi_Slimshaddy has won the jackpot of 250000$.
Lottery News: cotton_lewis has won the jackpot of 250000$.
Jay_Jimmerson: (5) how do i fly water planes out of the water
(seemed funny at that time)
***[xxxx] Squeak_Araatus(35): TAIM @ BAN
***[xxxx] Indica_Araatus(27): ok
***[xxxx] Indica_Araatus(27): ban me whatever lol
Indica_Araatus(27) has been tempbanned by Squeak_Araatus for 10 minutes. Reason: <3 u
Squeak_Araatus: (35) WTEFBgvwesrgb
Too bad that my pictures got formatted :(
This doesnt even seem funny to me, more like an abuse,
if the logs will proof that what u typed is true that u can send the complainment to the argonath email for Squeak_Araatus his actions.
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This doesnt even seem funny to me, more like an abuse,
if the logs will proof that what u typed is true that u can send the complainment to the argonath email for Squeak_Araatus his actions.
lol, i think squeak was gonna write "7" instead of "/" infront of the command, but it was accidently "/" instead, you can see Squeaks response after he did tempban him
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lol, i think squeak was gonna write "7" instead of "/" infront of the command, but it was accidently "/" instead, you can see Squeaks response after he did tempban him
Even tho such jokes can end up wrong like what hapened this time.
He should have known that and im sure he does know now.
Anyway lets stop getting offtopic and let them funny chatlogs comming :)
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Squeak thought that tempban is still bugged and did it as a joke. He was like WTF INDICA IS GOING TO KILL ME after the tempban.
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Even tho such jokes can end up wrong like what hapened this time.
He should have known that and im sure he does know now.
Anyway lets stop getting offtopic and let them funny chatlogs comming :)
Turn Your bitching and moaning Lock Off please.
Syn
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Cane TOLD me that he got demoted for kicking with an invalid reason. Don't believe me, ask him!
That is exactly gossiping... Listen more to the demoted admins and you will get the full "honest" picture...
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Squeak thought that tempban is still bugged and did it as a joke. He was like WTF INDICA IS GOING TO KILL ME after the tempban.
That. Tempban wasn't working for a while and it would show a message like.. "Tempban has failed, contact a developer or scripter." So, yeah.
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Turn Your bad guying and moaning Lock Off please.
Syn
Talking about moan since i already said '' Anyway lets stop getting offtopic and let them funny chatlogs comming ''
Yet another useless comment by syn, forced me to do this one.
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Wow. You sure showed me....
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Enough, oke - drop it!
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omgomg :lol:
Yea, freecops is a big problem :)
Pancher should make big test to players who want become cop :)
You mean i should quit my RL job, stop sleep and stop hang with family and friends to only train cops 24/7? :(
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You mean i should quit my RL job, stop sleep and stop hang with family and friends to only train cops 24/7? :(
Yes please!!! :neutral:
lol...
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Truth: (31) I HAVE TO RELOG
Truth: (31) HELP ME RELOG
Truth: (31) HELP ME RELOG
Truth(31), was kicked by Malcom(49) for ok!
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You mean i should quit my RL job, stop sleep and stop hang with family and friends to only train cops 24/7? :(
ÃÂÂÂlthought that's a bad idea, that sounds pretty fun!
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Truth: (31) I HAVE TO RELOG
Truth: (31) HELP ME RELOG
Truth: (31) HELP ME RELOG
Truth(31), was kicked by Malcom(49) for ok!
LOL!
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You received 1000 from Tom_Barker(49)
You sent 1000 to Tom_Barker(49)
You received 1000 from Tom_Barker(49)
You sent 1000 to Tom_Barker(49)
You received 1000 from Tom_Barker(49)
You sent 1000 to Tom_Barker(49)
You received 1000 from Tom_Barker(49) in your bank account.
kristina18(10)says: ...
LOL :D
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Kagaar: (XX) How do you raise the price for healing ppl?
Indica_Corleone: (XX) Hurt them more.
Kagaar: (XX) Nooooo!
HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: [Rstar]Panda check out and suspect if needed.
HQ: Possible crime: Help we are under attack from some Italian prostitutes.
HQ: Suspect: CofilianoGvardia
[BS]Ryan_G(XX), has been unsuspected bu TeaM_Trobby888(XX), - "1" is not a crime....it's just a number.
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lol, i think squeak was gonna write "7" instead of "/" infront of the command, but it was accidently "/" instead, you can see Squeaks response after he did tempban him
Her*
Truth: (31) I HAVE TO RELOG
Truth: (31) HELP ME RELOG
Truth: (31) HELP ME RELOG
Truth(31), was kicked by Malcom(49) for ok!
Lmao :lol:
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A freecop got caught growing some weed at Flint County and he PMed me that :
PM from [SHt]david_f(25): cop is my life in argo if you copban me you kill me
:D
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Nothing forget !!!!
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A freecop got caught growing some weed at Flint County and he PMed me that :
PM from [SHt]david_f(25): cop is my life in argo if you copban me you kill me
:D
If cop is his life
He ruined his life
What a poor cop... :(
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If cop is his life
He ruined his life
What a poor cop... :(
I could only wish it would work the same way with criminals... For a copban you don't need an accurate aim :banana:
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For stracci family ;D /nick in game Jacob_Stracci // go to my HI5 and see my pic's
on motagens http://fmkfdmpinhal.hi5.com see my pick and coment it's for Straccy Family
wat?
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For stracci family ;D /nick in game Jacob_Stracci // go to my HI5 and see my pic's
on motagens http://fmkfdmpinhal.hi5.com see my pick and coment it's for Straccy Family
Dude ...
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WHAT A FAIL
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[TCL]Twenty: (20) lolzcake
[TCL]Twenty: (20) @ my ID :ÂÂÂD
Taiz0r: drop caps
Cap has joined the server
Crime of Richard_V(84): suspected by officer mig(78) for richard_V
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lol i never got in the funny chatlog when a cop abused me with /su
my crime was like fat n*gga :rofl:
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Crime of MikeUK(62):Suspected by officer HALIBABA for for not let me fuc him
Found it in my old chat logs.
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Louis_Keyl: (14) Who is the freecop with the hyrda D:
[hu]
Crime of Andy_Gvardia(17): suspected by officer THE_BEAST(7) for where u headin sir gvardia
^
Must have gotten /l mixed up with /su
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Cane TOLD me that he got demoted for kicking with an invalid reason. Don't believe me, ask him!
He kicked me for asking a valid question. Then I asked why he kicked me for asking a question and he started flaming me. I told him he shouldn't be flaming me, that he is admin and he should know better. He continued to flame me, got warned by other admins, continued flaming and then he got kicked by another admin. He came back...flamed me again without me saying anything. He got into more arguments with basically every admin on the server and then he got tempbanned. Quickly after that incident he got his admin status revoked. That's what happened if you wanna know the truth.
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Jeffery rocks!
today :
Pilar...(79) ((dunno his full name,didn't get it cuz of lot lolz)) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
(79) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery
(79) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery
(79) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery
(79) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery
(79) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery
(79) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery
(79) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery
(79) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery
(79) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery
**lots of lols**
I wonder if Jeffery is making sure that he didnt miss him with his kick fist :D
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He kicked me for asking a valid question. Then I asked why he kicked me for asking a question and he started flaming me. I told him he shouldn't be flaming me, that he is admin and he should know better. He continued to flame me, got warned by other admins, continued flaming and then he got kicked by another admin. He came back...flamed me again without me saying anything. He got into more arguments with basically every admin on the server and then he got tempbanned. Quickly after that incident he got his admin status revoked. That's what happened if you wanna know the truth.
I was talking about when Cane got demoted from 2 to 1 but ok.
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I was testing a SAPD cadet about SAPD Codes, I asked what a "211" (robbery) is and he answered this.
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: What is 211?
Vinny_Stracci(xx) says: isn't that the african emergency line?
^_^
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http://img98.imageshack.us/i/samp033l.png/
[NP]Curse(4) says: if you want to ban me from police..Go on, but I was the best freecop you ever had xD
http://img215.imageshack.us/i/samp076.png/
007(11), was kicked by [AV]Nexxt for no numeric names - come back with "James_Bond"
http://img215.imageshack.us/i/samp077.png/
Crime of [Gstar]Dezaster(29): suspected by Officer Warrior789(17) for fat nigga
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(http://chrisiskoning.nl/junk/umm.PNG)
woot my "fine" from a cop.
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(http://chrisiskoning.nl/junk/umm.PNG)
woot my "fine" from a cop.
Now I'm going to make sure I speed past this freecop :roll:
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(http://chrisiskoning.nl/junk/umm.PNG)
woot my "fine" from a cop.
They came to me aswell !!
They said there gunna fine me for $500, he gave me $500 and ran of.
Buck_Duck and Duck_Buck lol :rofl:
Ohh and this was kinda weird, it just hapened :eek:
(http://foto-uploaden.nl/img5/2srgklg.png)
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CatT(8): Where i can be a medic?
[AV]Wayne(45): Go to Jefferson hospital firstly..
catT(8) BUT JEFFERSON IS BALLAS HOOD
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CatT(8): Where i can be a medic?
[AV]Wayne(45): Go to Jefferson hospital firstly..
catT(8) BUT JEFFERSON IS BALLAS HOOD
:lol: :rofl:
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CatT(8): Where i can be a medic?
[AV]Wayne(45): Go to Jefferson hospital firstly..
catT(8) BUT JEFFERSON IS BALLAS HOOD
LOL :D
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CatT(8): Where i can be a medic?
[AV]Wayne(45): Go to Jefferson hospital firstly..
catT(8) BUT JEFFERSON IS BALLAS HOOD
LMAO :rofl: :rofl:
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Ahahaha, he saw me there. (lol at my Lonely song)
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CatT(8): Where i can be a medic?
[AV]Wayne(45): Go to Jefferson hospital firstly..
catT(8) BUT JEFFERSON IS BALLAS HOOD
ROFL
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CatT(8): Where i can be a medic?
[AV]Wayne(45): Go to Jefferson hospital firstly..
catT(8) BUT JEFFERSON IS BALLAS HOOD
:lol: xD
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CatT(8): Where i can be a medic?
[AV]Wayne(45): Go to Jefferson hospital firstly..
catT(8) BUT JEFFERSON IS BALLAS HOOD
ROFLMAO!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
/me pisses in shorts due to laughter
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:lol: :rofl:
LOL :D
LMAO :rofl: :rofl:
ROFL
:lol: xD
ROFLMAO!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Wayne I think you have a high-score for lulz in this topic.
(lols from me also)
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cotton_lewis:(100) I LOVE CEREMONIES CAUSE ALL THE COPS GO AND I CAN GO GROW WEED IN PEACE
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cotton_lewis:(100) I LOVE CEREMONIES CAUSE ALL THE COPS GO AND I CAN GO GROW WEED IN PEACE
shit i lol'ed man :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Now I'm going to make sure I speed past this freecop :roll:
Me too, maybe when I'm off duty. :razz:
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Nice nice =)
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Crime of wesley_v(x) has been suspected by officer PeaceSells(28) for : raping rats
and this night I lol'd xD
[SASF]JennyAdams(x): yay,we got less banned/warned/kicked players in argo this time!!
[AVt]TomStracci(x) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery
ElectraSicilian(x) : for now..
[SASF]JennyAdams(x) : -.-
Violet_Corleone(x) : D:::
[AV]Wolfe(x): lol
[SASF]JennyAdams(x): LOL
A pic as proof...(http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/2835/argonatheveryday.png)
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cotton_lewis:(100) I LOVE CEREMONIES CAUSE ALL THE COPS GO AND I CAN GO GROW WEED IN PEACE
This man made me laugh aswell. I was growing some weed he came near me and I think he flooded /harvestweed. Suddently the plant appeared and less than 1 second later it disapeared and he drove away :D.
He gave it back after a 10 minutes pursuit xD.
Crime of wesley_v(x) has been suspected by officer PeaceSells(28) for : raping rats
and this night I lol'd xD
[SASF]JennyAdams(x): yay,we got less banned/warned/kicked players in argo this time!!
[AVt]TomStracci(x) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery
ElectraSicilian(x) : for now..
[SASF]JennyAdams(x) : -.-
Violet_Corleone(x) : D:::
[AV]Wolfe(x): lol
[SASF]JennyAdams(x): LOL
Lol'd :lol:
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This is wa acutly happen
Jerico_Martinez: Hey minto
Minto:Boob?
Jerico_Martinez:Ermm ok
Minto:250 a boob
i buyed one at end:O
:rofl: :rofl:
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Here's one for you.
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Here's one for you.
Pwnt ;)
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Eken(93) : Someone ordered pizza to 911 XD
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Eken(93) : Someone ordered pizza to 911 XD
Lol...
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2x fail in 30 seconds
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(http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/5867/lolballs.png) (http://img300.imageshack.us/i/lolballs.png/)
lol
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(http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/5867/lolballs.png) (http://img300.imageshack.us/i/lolballs.png/)
lol
lol :cool:
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(http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/5867/lolballs.png) (http://img300.imageshack.us/i/lolballs.png/)
lol
xD !
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Hm... indecent exposure :D
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(http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/5867/lolballs.png) (http://img300.imageshack.us/i/lolballs.png/)
lol
haha
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(http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/5867/lolballs.png) (http://img300.imageshack.us/i/lolballs.png/)
lol
:rofl:
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[XU]BangBang(22) Shouts trough Megaphone): ATTENTION!: THIS IS COP AND ADMIN, PULL OVER NOW!
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[XU]BangBang(22) Shouts trough Megaphone): ATTENTION!: THIS IS COP AND ADMIN, PULL OVER NOW!
LOL
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(http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/5867/lolballs.png) (http://img300.imageshack.us/i/lolballs.png/)
lol
Juvenile.
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Cop fail...........
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Corruptions is it calling :lol:
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Cop fail...........
XD i was there when that happened it was realy funny XD
Post Merge: September 05, 2009, 06:45:45 am
Crime of wesley_v(x) has been suspected by officer PeaceSells(28) for : raping rats
I was there too and i have a screen of it XD
Post Merge: September 05, 2009, 02:50:14 pm
If cop is his life
He ruined his life
What a poor cop... :(
I was with david when he was there me resistance and david were passing by a weed field when some cops showed up :S
Post Merge: September 05, 2009, 11:00:22 pm
I have some for u guys:
Once i did /area 41 and it showed me this:
Wash_Corleone(41) Inside cane is a retarded shithead, Mullholland, Los Santos
_______________________________________ __________________________
ADVERTISMENT: Trading my current wife for a cheesecake, contact Lustigkurre(Phone:9905)
_______________________________________ _____________________________
Once i did /area 4 and it showed this:
[Gstar]Nitrous(4) Inside VVVVVVVAAAAAAGGGGGGGIIIIIIINNNNNNNAAAAA AA, Idlewood, Los Santos.
_______________________________________ _____________________________
XD this is all i got :P
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No need for triple or quatro posts...
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ADVERTISMENT: Trading my current wife for a cheesecake, contact Lustigkurre(Phone:9905)
I laughed like fuck at this. LOL.
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ADVERTISMENT: Trading my current wife for a cheesecake, contact Lustigkurre(Phone:9905)
So did I :lol:
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Cop fail...........
rofl fail!
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Cop fail...........
lmfao :D
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Corruptions is it calling :lol:
Moar liek a cavity search, amirite?
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Daryan(52): Police Radio: Suspect running on water....., over.
[WS]Thomas_C(57): Police Radio: You are chasing Jesus?!, over.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Daryan(52): Police Radio: Suspect running on water....., over.
[WS]Thomas_C(57): Police Radio: You are chasing Jesus?!, over.
HAHA, it is only a few mins ago that happend alot of lols and rofls in radio over that xD
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:lol:
Daryan(52): Police Radio: Suspect running on water....., over.
[WS]Thomas_C(57): Police Radio: You are chasing Jesus?!, over.
hahaha xD,that one made me lol so hard
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Daryan(52): Police Radio: Suspect running on water....., over.
[WS]Thomas_C(57): Police Radio: You are chasing Jesus?!, over.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
LOL
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Daryan(52): Police Radio: Suspect running on water....., over.
[WS]Thomas_C(57): Police Radio: You are chasing Jesus?!, over.
WIN!!!!11
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[AV]Nexxt[SACS](50) you are banned by Celeborn(2) for goodbye moneyhacker
To be unbanned please visit our unban section of our forum at www.argonathrpg.eu and place a request
[AV]Nexxt[SACS](50) was banned by Celeborn(2) for goodbye moneyhacker
:lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl:
I ROFL'ed
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Daryan(52): Police Radio: Suspect running on water....., over.
[WS]Thomas_C(57): Police Radio: You are chasing Jesus?!, over.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
+1
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[AV]Nexxt[SACS](50) you are banned by Celeborn(2) for goodbye moneyhacker
To be unbanned please visit our unban section of our forum at www.argonathrpg.eu and place a request
[AV]Nexxt[SACS](50) was banned by Celeborn(2) for goodbye moneyhacker
:lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl:
I ROFL'ed
Lmfao that was really funny :P
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[AV]Nexxt[SACS](50) you are banned by Celeborn(2) for goodbye moneyhacker
To be unbanned please visit our unban section of our forum at www.argonathrpg.eu and place a request
[AV]Nexxt[SACS](50) was banned by Celeborn(2) for goodbye moneyhacker
:lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl:
I ROFL'ed
:hah: :hah: :hah: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol:
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[AV]Nexxt[SACS](50) you are banned by Celeborn(2) for goodbye moneyhacker
To be unbanned please visit our unban section of our forum at www.argonathrpg.eu and place a request
[AV]Nexxt[SACS](50) was banned by Celeborn(2) for goodbye moneyhacker
:lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl:
I ROFL'ed
More like you shit yourself
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Daryan(52): Police Radio: Suspect running on water....., over.
[WS]Thomas_C(57): Police Radio: You are chasing Jesus?!, over.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
+1
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More like you shit yourself
lol!
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Daryan(52): Police Radio: Suspect running on water....., over.
[WS]Thomas_C(57): Police Radio: You are chasing Jesus?!, over.
[AV]Nexxt[SACS](50) you are banned by Celeborn(2) for goodbye moneyhacker
To be unbanned please visit our unban section of our forum at www.argonathrpg.eu and place a request
[AV]Nexxt[SACS](50) was banned by Celeborn(2) for goodbye moneyhacker
Epic!
+1
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What you didnt see Nexxt was the next few lines that admins and others saw..
Thankfully i noticed my big mistake in milliseconds and had you unbanned fast.
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Here's one for you.
the bad is, i had a shitty speed.... means my ping was huge, and that /ann was not even apeared yet on my pc on my last dare.... until violet got me pwnt. Lol!
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.. A man came and stole my car ..
[AV]Pazienza(2) says: Hey you where are you going?!
Player(4) says: Quick, what's the number for 911?!
.. During an interrogation ..
Officer(5) says: How many times have you committed suicide?
lol.
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Here's one for you.
Vince asked a legit question.
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What you didnt see Nexxt was the next few lines that admins and others saw..
Thankfully i noticed my big mistake in milliseconds and had you unbanned fast.
I couldnt see, as I was banned :rofl:.
But what were those lines? :D
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.. During an interrogation ..
Officer(5) says: How many times have you committed suicide?
lol.
Hahaha!
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[AV]Nexxt[SACS](xx): Jay, want to kidnap someone?
(at same time)[Rstar]IcyAero(xx): Dont kidnap me.
(at same time)[AV]Nexxt[SACS]Like IcyAero.. :0
[Rstar]IcyAero(xx): D::::::::::::
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Nexxt a SACS? D:
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Nexxt a SACS? D:
i r zeh ball SACS ..
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i r zeh ball SACS ..
Balls...
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LOL! 2X FAIL
And possible 3rd fail or lol at bottom.
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Instead of posting the screenshots, type the logs out.
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This happened after a hacker had carjacked and blown our car up making us die.
Who got owned, biatch?
PM from BannedGuy(31): owned
BannedGuy was banned by Celeborn(33) for goodbye car hacker
(http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/2377/84491051.th.png) (http://img40.imageshack.us/i/84491051.png/)
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:lol:
This happened after a hacker had carjacked and blown our car up making us die.
Who got owned, biatch?
PM from BannedGuy(31): owned
BannedGuy was banned by Celeborn(33) for goodbye car hacker
(http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/2377/84491051.th.png) (http://img40.imageshack.us/i/84491051.png/)
hahah,who is pwned now,huh?!
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TeaM_JayL: ok emiiinem drop it, some people are taking it offensive
Emiinem: /me drops
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TeaM_JayL: ok emiiinem drop it, some people are taking it offensive
Emiinem: /me drops
I dont find this funny :S :poke:
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TeaM_JayL: ok emiiinem drop it, some people are taking it offensive
Emiinem: /me drops
neither do I
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[AV]Vince was Tempbanned by [Rstar]Cutt3r for 25 minutes. Reason :
Yup, Happened today, Tons of lol's and roflmao's
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Violet_Corleone(48), was banned by Celeborn(27) for multiaccount, ignoring admins
*Lots of laughs*
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I don't see what's funny... :neutral:
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It was very funny at that moment because an admin banned another admin, but it's not as funny now when you see it afterwards.
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It was very funny at that moment because an admin banned another admin, but it's not as funny now when you see it afterwards.
Got bored of that when Bear banned Jaaskaa for see me on MSN.
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[AV]Nexxt[SACS](50) was banned by Celeborn(2) for goodbye moneyhacker
Violet_Corleone(48) was banned by Celeborn(27) for multiaccount, ignoring admins
What happened to Celeborn? :D
Maybe he got a fetish on banning other admins? <33
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Well i got a huge laugh earlier when i saw Gstar Gregersen, he said this ;
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/morter123456/greg.jpg)
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What happened to Celeborn? :D
Maybe he got a fetish on banning other admins? <33
Maybe hes out to take over argonath..FOREVER!! :D
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What happened to Celeborn? :D
Maybe he got a fetish on banning other admins? <33
He is very fast to react, that's why...duh.
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Well i got a huge laugh earlier when i saw Gstar Gregersen, he said this ;
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/morter123456/greg.jpg)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLJUVENILE
Might as well do /me farts in the guy's face or /me waves his dick around
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLJUVENILE
lol'd
agree'd
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lol... That guy called 911,he heard sniper shots .. I was freecop,and I responded to the call...here it goes lol:
(http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/8605/failsr.png)
For those who don't see pics:
[SE]Jenny(x) says (phone): ok sir
yegman(x) has been tempbanned by [Rstar]Cutt3r(x) for 60 minutes. Reason:
Playa_Gvardia(x) fail
[SE]Jenny says (phone) : We gonna check the area out from the air
[AV]Volume(x) lol
[TCL]Giovanni(x) : Reason : xD?
Yihka(x) says (phone): I think he just got...
Ibrahim_Ismail(x) : thx cutt3r
Yihka(x) says (phone): tempanned...
[SE]Jenny(x) says (phone) : LMAO!
And next text I didn't take a pic with:
[SE]Jenny(x) says (phone): This made me laugh so hard,I'm gonna hangup lol
Yihka(x) says (phone): lol ok,bye
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kristina18(5) has been suspected by officer [AV]Nexxt[SACS](41) for throwing dog shit towards officer and civilians.
**lols**
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lol... That guy called 911,he heard sniper shots .. I was freecop,and I responded to the call...here it goes lol:
(http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/8605/failsr.png)
For those who don't see pics:
[SE]Jenny(x) says (phone): ok sir
yegman(x) has been tempbanned by [Rstar]Cutt3r(x) for 60 minutes. Reason:
Playa_Gvardia(x) fail
[SE]Jenny says (phone) : We gonna check the area out from the air
[AV]Volume(x) lol
[TCL]Giovanni(x) : Reason : xD?
Yihka(x) says (phone): I think he just got...
glad to see myself there
Ibrahim_Ismail(x) : thx cutt3r
Yihka(x) says (phone): tempanned...
[SE]Jenny(x) says (phone) : LMAO!
And next text I didn't take a pic with:
[SE]Jenny(x) says (phone): This made me laugh so hard,I'm gonna hangup lol
Yihka(x) says (phone): lol ok,bye
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wut lol?
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Me , Sarah_Cheetah , [Rstar]Cutt3r and Edward_Verona had an RP and this happened
(http://i31.tinypic.com/n65nhc.png)
Cutt3r was randomly punching us and Nexxt was spectating :p
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Me , Sarah_Cheetah , [Rstar]Cutt3r and Edward_Verona had an RP and this happened
(http://i31.tinypic.com/n65nhc.png)
Cutt3r was randomly punching us and Nexxt was spectating :p
Abuse of an admin command?
Happy to see that while deathmatchers and hackers run amok on the server Nexxt is spectating another admin and playing with his commands.
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He RP'ed it. with /em
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He RP'ed it. with /em
"Cutt3r was randomly punching us and Nexxt was spectating :p"
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Being an admin doesent exempt you from being spectated. no matter who you are you will still be spectated.
Anyway back to the funny chatlogs.
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"Cutt3r was randomly punching us and Nexxt was spectating :p"
Hmm, and you know what happened before? :)
Cutt3r said he was RPing and we were like o.O
Complaints? [email protected] - you know it right? ;)
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I faild
[AV]JDC_Kolta: .cb Kill him and eat his children!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: shit.
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lol. Im curious as to who you wanted to kill.
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Abuse of an admin command?
Happy to see that while deathmatchers and hackers run amok on the server Nexxt is spectating another admin and playing with his commands.
Chill out.. There were like 7 players online and all of them are regulars
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Once i did /area 4 and it showed this:
[Gstar]Nitrous(4) Inside VVVVVVVAAAAAAGGGGGGGIIIIIIINNNNNNNAAAAA AA, Idlewood, Los Santos.
_______________________________________ _____________________________
XD this is all i got :P
[/quote] I been into Vagina at the house
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Once i did /area 4 and it showed this:
[Gstar]Nitrous(4) Inside VVVVVVVAAAAAAGGGGGGGIIIIIIINNNNNNNAAAAA AA, Idlewood, Los Santos.
LOLOLOL IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE BEING INSIDE A VAGINE IS FUNNY LOLOLOLOLOL.
Seriously, wtf. That's juvenile and not funny. I guess y'all are just finding out about the genitals so it's still funny to you but seriously...
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Once i did /area 4 and it showed this:
[Gstar]Nitrous(4) Inside VVVVVVVAAAAAAGGGGGGGIIIIIIINNNNNNNAAAAA AA, Idlewood, Los Santos.
_______________________________________ _____________________________
XD this is all i got :P
I been into Vagina at the house
That's in my topic in page 76 alredy :P
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i am not good at wrighting also look at pic (chat)
(http://i33.tinypic.com/10yfgxl.png)
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Violet_Corleone(48), was banned by Celeborn(27) for multiaccount, ignoring admins
*Lots of laughs*
No wonder he's rich D:
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Someone: (x) Lol at id 29's crime
Crime of SpagBog_Italiano(29): suspected by officer [Rstar]Cutt3r for stealing icecream!
Tommy_Corleone: (7) Stealing icecream?
Tommy_Corleone: (7) That's very criminal
Tommy_Corleone: (7) You sir, have my complete respect.
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Someone: (x) Lol at id 29's crime
Crime of SpagBog_Italiano(29): suspected by officer [Rstar]Cutt3r for stealing icecream!
Tommy_Corleone: (7) Stealing icecream?
Tommy_Corleone: (7) That's very criminal
Tommy_Corleone: (7) You sir, have my complete respect.
Rofl
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Someone: (x) Lol at id 29's crime
Crime of SpagBog_Italiano(29): suspected by officer [Rstar]Cutt3r for stealing icecream!
Tommy_Corleone: (7) Stealing icecream?
Tommy_Corleone: (7) That's very criminal
Tommy_Corleone: (7) You sir, have my complete respect.
Lol @ Tommy.
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Someone: (x) Lol at id 29's crime
Crime of SpagBog_Italiano(29): suspected by officer [Rstar]Cutt3r for stealing icecream!
Tommy_Corleone: (7) Stealing icecream?
Tommy_Corleone: (7) That's very criminal
Tommy_Corleone: (7) You sir, have my complete respect.
lol :lol:
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Someone: (x) Lol at id 29's crime
Crime of SpagBog_Italiano(29): suspected by officer [Rstar]Cutt3r for stealing icecream!
Tommy_Corleone: (7) Stealing icecream?
Tommy_Corleone: (7) That's very criminal
Tommy_Corleone: (7) You sir, have my complete respect.
lol'd.
Seems tommy always has something awesome to say when his mouth opens, so as said, Tommy,
''You sir, have my complete respect.''
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Well heres a picture after i got arrested after several attempts to escape from that dam speeding ticket :
Nissan Skyline owns police but not bullets..
Well the fbi had to escort me and jail me at lspd , didnt knew i was that dangerous :)
But fuck it im still drift king :D
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/morter123456/DangerousEnough-1.jpg)
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Well heres a picture after i got arrested after several attempts to escape from that dam speeding ticket :
Nissan Skyline owns police but not bullets..
Well the fbi had to escort me and jail me at lspd , didnt knew i was that dangerous :)
But f**k it im still drift king :D
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/morter123456/DangerousEnough-1.jpg)
Is that picture for bragging? You think your the king but yeah lets race then we see whos king I hate egoistic people serously ...
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Is that picture for bragging? You think your the king but yeah lets race then we see whos king I hate egoistic people serously ...
Lol Seskom take a chill pill mate :D maybe hes jking around :P
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i am not good at wrighting also look at pic (chat)
(http://i33.tinypic.com/10yfgxl.png)
Great minds think alike.
Someone: (x) Lol at id 29's crime
Crime of SpagBog_Italiano(29): suspected by officer [Rstar]Cutt3r for stealing icecream!
Tommy_Corleone: (7) Stealing icecream?
Tommy_Corleone: (7) That's very criminal
Tommy_Corleone: (7) You sir, have my complete respect.
:lol:
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Great minds think alike.
:lol:
lol
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Great minds think alike.
:lol:
Lmfao!
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Lol Seskom take a chill pill mate :D maybe hes jking around :P
Thank you for saying it tanner i didnt even wanted bothering to reply on he's reply..
He didnt see the joke at all.. FBI Meant i was too dangerous by my driving and i couldn't take it serious that it has to be FBI that escorts me and jail me..
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Thank you for saying it tanner i didnt even wanted bothering to reply on he's reply..
He didnt see the joke at all.. FBI Meant i was too dangerous by my driving and i couldn't take it serious that it has to be FBI that escorts me and jail me..
I werent mad, pissed or anything. I just saw you bragging about begin such a good driver and drift king, maybe ya wanna race or something then to prove it? ;)
Back to funneh chatlogs
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Thank you for saying it tanner i didnt even wanted bothering to reply on he's reply..
He didnt see the joke at all.. FBI Meant i was too dangerous by my driving and i couldn't take it serious that it has to be FBI that escorts me and jail me..
And what the hell does that have to do with funny chatlogs?
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And what the hell does that have to do with funny chatlogs?
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A SASD guy pulled me over for a traffic control and got a phone call...
[SASDt]Keldric(xx) says(phone): Kill em i'm busy
damn i lol'ed at that
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A SASD guy pulled me over for a traffic control and got a phone call...
[SASDt]Keldric(xx) says(phone): Kill em i'm busy
damn i lol'ed at that
Haha! Means you are important.
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A SASD guy pulled me over for a traffic control and got a phone call...
[SASDt]Keldric(xx) says(phone): Kill em i'm busy
damn i lol'ed at that
Lmfao
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BanEvade10 [AV]Inkognito Insulting, ban evading. have a nice eve 2009-09-20 20:24
BanEvade9 [AV]Inkognito We met once again? Lol! Ban evading... ManiakMike 2009-09-20 20:22
BanEvade8 [AV]Inkognito Addicted? Oh noes. Ban Evading 2009-09-20 20:21
BanEvade6 [AV]Inkognito Hohoho. Guess who am I? Santa Claus?! Nope. Ban Evading, ManiakMike 2009-09-20 20:19
BanEvade5 [AV]Inkognito Your internet is going to be dced soon. ManiakMike... 2009-09-20 20:17
BanEvade4 [AV]Inkognito Gotcha. Want your ISP contacted? ManiakMike 2009-09-20 20:16
BanEvade3 [AV]Inkognito auch. Ban evading? Oh noes! ManiakMike! 2009-09-20 20:14
BanEvade2 [AV]Inkognito here you go. ManiakMike 2009-09-20 20:13
BanEvade1 [Rstar]IcyAero hah! keep dreaming, big boy! (Maniak_Mike)
Inner_Closer TeaM_JayL Ban evading (Maniak_Mike) 2009-09-20 18:29
Olarelux [Rstar]Cutt3r ban evading(Maniak_Mike) 2009-09-20 18:28
Uhuasheuah TeaM_JayL Ban evading (Maniak_Mike) 2009-09-20 18:27
F2ckerrrYeah TeaM_JayL Ban evading (Maniak_Mike) 2009-09-20 18:26
DrSadukova TeaM_JayL Ban evading (Maniak_Mike) 2009-09-20 18:25
F2ckingDedecter TeaM_JayL Ban evading (Maniak_Mike) 2009-09-20 18:21
F2ckBastardss TeaM_JayL Ban evading (Maniak_Mike) 2009-09-20 18:20
BanEvadeEvade TeaM_JayL Ban evading (Maniak_Mike) 2009-09-20 18:18
Jekky TeaM_JayL Ban evading (Maniak_Mike) 2009-09-20 18:16
LimosServices TeaM_JayL Ban evading (Maniak_Mike) 2009-09-20 18:14
LimoServices TeaM_JayL Ban evading (Maniak_Mike)
RecepIvedik [Rstar]cDa time to stop evading bans mike...
Rescuerrrr TeaM_JayL Ban evading (Maniak_Mike) 2009-09-20 18:10
ISAYED [Rstar]Pancher ban evading (mank..) 2009-09-20 17:55
IwillJOIN [Rstar]IcyAero wrong (Maniak_Mike) 2009-09-20 17:35
F2ckyour [Rstar]IcyAero bai (Maniak_Mike) 2009-09-20 17:34
DrJekyll [Rstar]IcyAero I told you to wait till 2010!!!!! (Maniak_Mike) 2009-09-20 17:32
jiasfjsadiofjdf [Rstar]cDa bye mike[maniak_mike] 2009-09-20 17:09
Lyed [Rstar]cDa tnx for confesing mike,bye[maniak_mike] 2009-09-20 17:07
LimosDriver [Rstar]IcyAero you got my msn, now stop ban evading (Maniak_Mike) 2009-09-20 16:16
LimoDriver Daxx Bad Evading (Maniak_Mike)
Hervesttt [Rstar]IcyAero good luck, cya in 2010 (Maniak_Mike) 2009-09-20 12:58
borszesz [Rstar]Cutt3r ban evading(Paul_Chamber) 2009-09-20 11:59
Nicko_Savage [Rstar]Cutt3r money hacks 2009-09-20 11:42
STOPs [Rstar]IcyAero ban evading (Maniak_Mike) 2009-09-20 09:53
isdfjgndifng [Rstar]IcyAero ban evading (Maniak_Mike) 2009-09-20 09:52
avuhnfghk [Rstar]IcyAero ban evading (Maniak_Mike) 2009-09-20 09:50
ASDasdvdf [Rstar]IcyAero You can try your luck with unban request again at 2010 2009-09-20 09:48
ShakirAga1 [Rstar]IcyAero no (Maniak_Mike) 2009-09-20 09:46
ShakirAga [Rstar]IcyAero the answer is NO, always no - 85th ban evade? 2009-09-20 09:45
HasanAgatam [Rstar]IcyAero hi Maniak_Mike 2009-09-20 09:44
Mafiosoo [Rstar]IcyAero ban evading (Maniak_Mike)
Mobber [Rstar]IcyAero Boom headshot! - (Maniak_Mike)
XavioR [Rstar]IcyAero ban evading (Maniak_Mike) 2009-09-19 12:32
LineykaciUsen [Rstar]IcyAero hey again Maniak_Mike...
Freezer [Rstar]IcyAero ban evading (Maniak_Mike)
This is just priceless LOL perfect example of some1 who loves argo so much rofl and is completely addicted to it im sure thers more but im too lazy to find the rest
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Dude 3/4th or all of those are just from ONE day!...
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45's useless accounts (And some maybe, useful for new ppl, but he used it!)has been banned... in less than a week
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45's useless accounts (And some maybe, useful for new ppl, but he used it!)has been banned... in less than a week
Like that really .... make sence :/
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You missed out in the 50 or so from me, some of them are really funny :(
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i couldnt find em i though Inkognito's were the funny ones lol
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[SASD]Mahome(xx): why are there 3 freecops stalking me? O_o
[WS]Pixy(xx): they like you maybe?
[SASD]Mahome(xx): hmmm <3
Tommy_Corleone(xx): because I told those freecops that Dark Blue is criminal
[WS]Pixy(xx): lol
[SASD]Mahome(xx): LOL
[AV]MercStracci(xx): ROFL
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HAHAHAHA I haven't laughed in this topic for a LONG time, good work hahaaaa
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i love freecops what can argo be without them?
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The Freecop is one of the basic elements of Argonath SA:MP. :)
+1 Elite!
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[SAhahhahahahSD]Mahome(xx): why are there 3 freecops stalking me? O_o
[WS]Pixy(xx): they like you maybe?
[SASD]Mahome(xx): hmmm <3
Tommy_Corleone(xx): because I told those freecops that Dark Blue is criminal
[WS]Pixy(xx): lol
[SASD]Mahome(xx): LOL
[AV]MercStracci(xx): ROFL
hahahahaha :lol: :lol: :rofl:
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[SASD]Mahome(xx): why are there 3 freecops stalking me? O_o
[WS]Pixy(xx): they like you maybe?
[SASD]Mahome(xx): hmmm <3
Tommy_Corleone(xx): because I told those freecops that Dark Blue is criminal
[WS]Pixy(xx): lol
[SASD]Mahome(xx): LOL
[AV]MercStracci(xx): ROFL
Tommy, Strikes again! :rofl:
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LMAO at That one
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[SASD]Mahome(xx): why are there 3 freecops stalking me? O_o
[WS]Pixy(xx): they like you maybe?
[SASD]Mahome(xx): hmmm <3
Tommy_Corleone(xx): because I told those freecops that Dark Blue is criminal
[WS]Pixy(xx): lol
[SASD]Mahome(xx): LOL
[AV]MercStracci(xx): ROFL
LMFAo this one made me laugh :D
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The_Prostege: lol
MetalLuigiX: Don't tell anyone I did that
The_Prostege: Wat?
MetalLuigiX: Fapped
The_Prostege: Lol, you know admin can check logs and see that you said that?
MetalLuigiX: I don't care, he probably faps too.
I was behind an alley way when the cop showed up.
And another one (Would be funnier with video :\):
Kirby: ROFLMAO
(( He rammed me so hard, my car literally flew up two stories high, did 3 flips, then later on exploded ))
MetalLuigiX: I could have sworn I lost my virginity to the gear shift.
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The_Prostege: lol
MetalLuigiX: Don't tell anyone I did that
The_Prostege: Wat?
MetalLuigiX: Fapped
The_Prostege: Lol, you know admin can check logs and see that you said that?
MetalLuigiX: I don't care, he probably faps too.
:lol:
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I am a admin, but i dont fap :eek:
But nice log :P
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I am a admin, but i dont fap :eek:
O RLY
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I was on CMB Duty and funny from newbs
PM sent to id 70:Who is the presedent of Argonath ?
id 70 answers:lady gaga i dont know
2./me asks newbie in city hall how long he played
newbie says 1 day
PM FROM Cutter:23/02/09
I LOLD
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I was on CMB Duty and funny from newbs
PM sent to id 70:Who is the presedent of Argonath ?
id 70 answers:lady gaga i dont know
2./me asks newbie in city hall how long he played
newbie says 1 day
PM FROM Cutter:23/02/09
I LOLD
hahaha nice one :lol:
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I did a passport test and I asked what the president's name was.
[WS]Julio_Garcia: Who is the president of Argonath ?
Newcommer: Vladimir Putin!!
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I did a passport test and I asked what the president's name was.
[WS]Julio_Garcia: Who is the president of Argonath ?
Newcommer: Vladimir Putin!!
Vladimir Putin is the prime minister, Dmirti Medvedev is the president.
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I just foundout that some of the freecops are perverts :D
Crime of Luigi_Stracci(xx): suspected by officer Benzin_Explosive(xx) for caught having sex.
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Lol!!!!
I remember today a freecop sus'ing someone for "nothing...", then he got unsus by Giac? for (Freecop stated "I did it for money")
Lol.
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Lol!!!!
I remember today a freecop sus'ing someone for "nothing...", then he got unsus by Giac? for (Freecop stated "I did it for money")
Lol.
Lmfao :D
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Cutt3r: (56) Cutt3r is birch
Cutt3r: (56) Cutt3r is birch
Cutt3r(56), was banned by [Rstar]Cutt3r(38) for ban evading.
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[SASD]Mahome(xx): why are there 3 freecops stalking me? O_o
[WS]Pixy(xx): they like you maybe?
[SASD]Mahome(xx): hmmm <3
Tommy_Corleone(xx): because I told those freecops that Dark Blue is criminal
[WS]Pixy(xx): lol
[SASD]Mahome(xx): LOL
[AV]MercStracci(xx): ROFL
LOOOL ROFL TOMMY FTW :rofl:
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Cutt3r: (56) Cutt3r is birch
Cutt3r: (56) Cutt3r is birch
Cutt3r(56), was banned by [Rstar]Cutt3r(38) for ban evading.
Yeah he is a birch :( ( What the duck is a birch anyway :lol: )
Post Merge: September 26, 2009, 06:10:09 pm
I did a passport test and I asked what the president's name was.
[WS]Julio_Garcia: Who is the president of Argonath ?
Newcommer: Vladimir Putin!!
Gandalf or Aragorn used that name before, so it might be a right answer :P
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I just foundout that some of the freecops are perverts :D
Crime of Luigi_Stracci(xx): suspected by officer Benzin_Explosive(xx) for caught having sex.
Yes.
I was driving my car when this freecop we're stalking me. He pulled me over.
Then suspected me for "cought having sex"
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( What the duck is a birch anyway :lol: )
A tree.
Die Birke in german
Kask in Estonian
idk other languages.
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I just foundout that some of the freecops are perverts :D
Crime of Luigi_Stracci(xx): suspected by officer Benzin_Explosive(xx) for caught having sex.
Lol.
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I was on CMB Duty and funny from newbs
PM sent to id 70:Who is the presedent of Argonath ?
id 70 answers:lady gaga i dont know
EPIC
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Die Birke in german
Kask in Estonian
idk other languages.
Brzoza in Polish.
Kask means a helmet in Polish btw :mot:
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Kask means a helmet in Polish btw :mot:
Same in Turkish :mot:
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*[TCL]Mumin pulls his cop car to the sidewalk and jumps out*
[TCL]Mumin: HANDSUP!
[Rstar]IcyAero: Yeek!!
[TCL]Mumin: Identify yourself!!
[Rstar]IcyAero: I'm!!
[Rstar]IcyAero: Uhm!!
[Rstar]IcyAero: I'm your father!!
[TCL]Mumin: NO WAY!!
[Rstar]IcyAero: Your mother?!!
[TCL]Mumin starts to cry and goes away
Made me laugh :lol:
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*[TCL]Mumin pulls his cop car to the sidewalk and jumps out*
[TCL]Mumin: HANDSUP!
[Rstar]IcyAero: Yeek!!
[TCL]Mumin: Identify yourself!!
[Rstar]IcyAero: I'm!!
[Rstar]IcyAero: Uhm!!
[Rstar]IcyAero: I'm your father!!
[TCL]Mumin: NO WAY!!
[Rstar]IcyAero: Your mother?!!
[TCL]Mumin starts to cry and goes away
Made me laugh :lol:
hahahah :lol:
Icy u pwn with it :D
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*[TCL]Mumin pulls his cop car to the sidewalk and jumps out*
[TCL]Mumin: HANDSUP!
[Rstar]IcyAero: Yeek!!
[TCL]Mumin: Identify yourself!!
[Rstar]IcyAero: I'm!!
[Rstar]IcyAero: Uhm!!
[Rstar]IcyAero: I'm your father!!
[TCL]Mumin: NO WAY!!
[Rstar]IcyAero: Your mother?!!
[TCL]Mumin starts to cry and goes away
Made me laugh :lol:
:rofl:
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*[TCL]Mumin pulls his cop car to the sidewalk and jumps out*
[TCL]Mumin: HANDSUP!
[Rstar]IcyAero: Yeek!!
[TCL]Mumin: Identify yourself!!
[Rstar]IcyAero: I'm!!
[Rstar]IcyAero: Uhm!!
[Rstar]IcyAero: I'm your father!!
[TCL]Mumin: NO WAY!!
[Rstar]IcyAero: Your mother?!!
[TCL]Mumin starts to cry and goes away
Made me laugh :lol:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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*[TCL]Mumin pulls his cop car to the sidewalk and jumps out*
[TCL]Mumin: HANDSUP!
[Rstar]IcyAero: Yeek!!
[TCL]Mumin: Identify yourself!!
[Rstar]IcyAero: I'm!!
[Rstar]IcyAero: Uhm!!
[Rstar]IcyAero: I'm your father!!
[TCL]Mumin: NO WAY!!
[Rstar]IcyAero: Your mother?!!
[TCL]Mumin starts to cry and goes away
Made me laugh :lol:
+1
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well i dont remember the guy name cuz this happend 2 months ago i think .... while i was dooing a passport test
Pm sent to X(70): Who is the president of Argonath ?
PM from X(70): Dwight_Cerms :lol:
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well i dont remember the guy name cuz this happend 2 months ago i think .... while i was dooing a passport test
Pm sent to X(70): Who is the president of Argonath ?
PM from X(70): Dwight_Cerms :lol:
Everyone keeps taking it from me
atleast give credit
JK:Beliving :rofl:
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well i dont remember the guy name cuz this happend 2 months ago i think .... while i was dooing a passport test
Pm sent to X(70): Who is the president of Argonath ?
PM from X(70): Dwight_Cerms :lol:
Lmfao
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I know I shouldn't post my own made jokes but :(
HAHAHAHAH(xx) was banned by [Rstar]Cutt3r(xx) for hacks, HAHAHAH!
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LOL
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What happened to Celeborn? :D
Maybe he got a fetish on banning other admins? <33
Actually what happened in both cases was both admins had advised a ban on two players and I like a total idiot used the admins id instead of the id of the guy they asked me to ban.
Time to slow down, at least I realised the mistake and fixed it fast.
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well i dont remember the guy name cuz this happend 2 months ago i think .... while i was dooing a passport test
Pm sent to X(70): Who is the president of Argonath ?
PM from X(70): Dwight_Cerms :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Well i got a huge laugh earlier when i saw Gstar Gregersen, he said this ;
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/morter123456/greg.jpg)
Oh my shit..
thats me?
You gotta be faking me! =)
- Couldnt help myself, lol - hyperactive by drinking alot of coke and Hustlers. BTW Curtis; It was your balls, remember?
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yea maniak mike extreme banned
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Oh my shit..
thats me?
You gotta be faking me! =)
- Couldnt help myself, lol - hyperactive by drinking alot of coke and Hustlers. BTW Curtis; It was your balls, remember?
yah thats you lawl :P
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gangsta12: (15) guys nabstarr was orange name tag and he ran away form me
[Gstar]NapstaR: (30) LOL
gangsta12: (15) he not suppost to
Alex_Smitholie: (43) LOOOOOL
I found it quite funny at the time :D
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I know I shouldn't post my own made jokes but :(
HAHAHAHAH(xx) was banned by [Rstar]Cutt3r(xx) for hacks, HAHAHAH!
LOL!!! Best Ban Reason of the YEAR!!!!!
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Time to look over my screenshots!!!
Crime of Tito_Stracci(3): suspected by officer [TCL]Twenty(59) for Aiding FBI
Josh_Page(60) says: my penis made you crash
Crime of [AV]Nexxt(16): suspected by officer [TCL]Twenty(27) for (resuspect)Raping FBI Agent on duty without condom
Amy_Ancelotti: (37) I have a question... if jeffery spams by kicking people... will he be kicked by jeffrey? :|
[AV]Nexxt[SASD]: (36) Admins is a countdown >.<
Present admins: [Rstar]Austin(1)-3 [AV]Nexxt[SASD](36)-2 NitrOx_Stracci(51)-1
That's all.
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LOL!!! Best Ban Reason of the YEAR!!!!!
I don't see the joke. Care to share it with me?
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I don't see the joke. Care to share it with me?
Dont really know either :P
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Jak_Bob(3): How do u quit ur job?
Jak_Bob(3) was banned by [Rstar]Cutt3r(12) for ban evading
[SASD]Rory_A(2): Like that.
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gangsta12: (15) guys nabstarr was orange name tag and he ran away form me
[Gstar]NapstaR: (30) LOL
gangsta12: (15) he not suppost to
Alex_Smitholie: (43) LOOOOOL
I found it quite funny at the time :D
L-M-A-O!! :rofl:
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Jak_Bob(3): How do u quit ur job?
Jak_Bob(3) was banned by [Rstar]Cutt3r(12) for ban evading
[SASD]Rory_A(2): Like that.
I saw that i was about to tell him what to do. Then i saw the ban.
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Jak_Bob(3): How do u quit ur job?
Jak_Bob(3) was banned by [Rstar]Cutt3r(12) for ban evading
[SASD]Rory_A(2): Like that.
Lol Rory that was good :P
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Time to look over my screenshots!!!
Crime of Tito_Stracci(3): suspected by officer [TCL]Twenty(59) for Aiding FBI
Josh_Page(60) says: my penis made you crash
Crime of [AV]Nexxt(16): suspected by officer [TCL]Twenty(27) for (resuspect)Raping FBI Agent on duty without condom
Amy_Ancelotti: (37) I have a question... if jeffery spams by kicking people... will he be kicked by jeffrey? :|
[AV]Nexxt[SASD]: (36) Admins is a countdown >.<
Present admins: [Rstar]Austin(1)-3 [AV]Nexxt[SASD](36)-2 NitrOx_Stracci(51)-1
That's all.
LOL EPIC
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OMFG, we found out Jeffrey's "real" identity! :lol:
Btw, these are real logs from TS, after I taught 2 new freecops how to use TS. We were in the registration lobby, but I havent heard from them since. Freecop1 (forgot their names... I dont have TSO lol) sounded like he was around 17 while Freecop2 was quite younger, around 12-13 I guess, from the sound of their voices.
There was an old woman (another new guy as well, havent heard from him since) in Pershing Square who was doing /lay and in need of first-aid fast after being hit by a car, which sped away. The two Freecops arrived on an SAPD bike just as I was trying to help the old woman.
[AV]JDC_Kolta: This woman needs some CPR bad.
Freecop1: Hmm, she'll need mouth-to-mouth.
Freecop2: You do it!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: No, you do it!
Freecop1: Wait, I have an idea. *ding*
[AV]JDC_Kolta: What idea? :0
Freecop1: Okay, now jam the bike pump into her mouth.
Freecop2: What if she explodes?
Freecop1: That would be AWESOME!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: omg...
thats the funniest thing i heard in a while.
looks like me when i was a freecop, oh wait, i still am! oh wait i stopped!
oh and i got one word to describe the freecops: LOL, oh but wait, LOL mean laughing out loud so those a 3 words, ah never mind
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Crime of [Gstar]Chriz(28): suspected by officer Cezaro(49) for drive like an idiot
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Dick_Cockerfield: PENIS
*lolz
Dick_Cockerfield. FUCkING HUGE PENIS
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A few months ago when i was New to the Community i seen somone get suspected for..
UnknownUser(XX) Has been Suspect By UnknownUser(XX) For: Having having your zip not on so everyone can see your dick.
it was similair to that. i LOL'd
what the cop was tryign to say is the civillian that got suspected had his Zip from his jeans undone so everyone can see his dick LOLLLL
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Dick_Cockerfield: PENIS
*lolz
Dick_Cockerfield. f**kING HUGE PENIS
HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA
BIG F*CKING HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA
BIG F*CKING HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I lol'd at the answer more then at the joke :P
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I lol'd at the answer more then at the joke :P
Me too lol.
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I cannot remember the first lines such as who was involved or the choice of words exactly word for word but it had to do with person carjacking and talking about it in /P.
User 1 (ID): ID#[forgot name] carjacked
User 2:(ID) no i didnt
Ryan19:(38) uhh from what i saw u wanted it but he didnt give it to you
Ryan19:(38) not him jacking it
[SACS]Kenney: (17) That sounded sexual
TeaM_SugarD: (12) LOL
[Gstar]SpagBog: (15) LOL
Ryan19: (38) omfg i reread that lmfao
Screenshot: http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/3032/samp175oc.png
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Hahaha, I remember those TS logs :lol:
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Amy_Ancelotti: (37) I have a question... if jeffery spams by kicking people... will he be kicked by jeffrey? :|
Lol i remember that , but no one actually answered :O
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Lol i remember that , but no one actually answered :O
i remmeber that too lmfao.
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Newbie: K thankyou i'm change name now
Vinny_Stracci: Congrats Kitsune this is your 2nd thanks in 5 years.
Kitsune: yaay!
Vinny: Get the cheapest wine out and I will get the prawn crackers :3
Kitsune: :3
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Newbie: K thankyou i'm change name now
Vinny_Stracci: Congrats Kitsune this is your 2nd thanks in 5 years.
Kitsune: yaay!
Vinny: Get the cheapest wine out and I will get the prawn crackers :3
Kitsune: :3
Hahah, great one!
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http://img32.imageshack.us/i/samp095z.png/
Cooper098(18), was banned by [AV]Ben_Samiir(43) for fuck yourself
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http://img32.imageshack.us/i/samp095z.png/
Cooper098(18), was banned by [AV]Ben_Samiir(43) for f**k yourself
the best one :3
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I dont see how you find that funny.
Banning is serious, not something to make jokes out of.
"Fuck yourself"?... How is that even a ban reason?
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I dont see how you find that funny.
Banning is serious, not something to make jokes out of.
"f**k yourself"?... How is that even a ban reason?
(http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/9260/serious2yz3.jpg)
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I dont see how you find that funny.
Banning is serious, not something to make jokes out of.
"f**k yourself"?... How is that even a ban reason?
I think he means, like, whenever players react on bans like they say "lol" or something, they get punished...
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(http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/9260/serious2yz3.jpg)
Lmfao Nice pic.
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http://img32.imageshack.us/i/samp095z.png/
Cooper098(18), was banned by [AV]Ben_Samiir(43) for f**k yourself
Admins were advised by Aragorn - long time ago - not to ban for such reasons.. especially flaming other players in any punishment reason can end on demotion of admin...
Reason should be clear for all players and mustn't insult banned player...
Example - when I was tempbanning any player and reason didn't appear (common bug) I was explaining to all players reason of ban (just repeating previous command with /p in the beggining)
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Admins were advised by Aragorn - long time ago - not to ban for such reasons.. especially flaming other players in any punishment reason can end on demotion of admin...
Reason should be clear for all players and mustn't insult banned player...
Example - when I was tempbanning any player and reason didn't appear (common bug) I was explaining to all players reason of ban (just repeating previous command with /p in the beggining)
He was spamming the server whit f**k argonath! I fuck argonath etc.. So people understand why he was banned... By the way it was decrived on the ban database why. Constanly flaming. Whats the point of this?
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Whats the point of this?
Admins were advised by Aragorn - long time ago - not to ban for such reasons.. especially flaming other players in any punishment reason can end on demotion of admin...
Reason should be clear for all players and mustn't insult banned player...
I win.
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I win.
CONGRATURATIONS, a winRAR is you!
Okay guys, let's get back on topic now.
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Crime of [AV]Didrik(18): was suspected by officer DrOctogonapus(12) for afk in middle of road
_______________________________________ _________________________
[WS]Winters(22) looks at the house on his right hand
[AV]Rock_Kolta(7) nods on winter's action
[AV]Rock_Kolta(7) winks
[AV]Rock_Kolta(7) waves
[WS]Winters(22) says: lol
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Steve_Koltsov: (4) haha
Steve_Koltsov: (4) haha
Steve_Koltsov: (4) haha
Steve_Koltsov: (4) haha
Steve_Koltsov: (4) haha
Steve_Koltsov: (4) haha
Stve_Koltsov(4), was kicked by [WS]Winters for cya
(4), was kicked by TeaM_Giac for haha
(4), was kicked by [AV]JDC_Kolta for haha spam
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Steve_Koltsov: (4) haha
Steve_Koltsov: (4) haha
Steve_Koltsov: (4) haha
Steve_Koltsov: (4) haha
Steve_Koltsov: (4) haha
Steve_Koltsov: (4) haha
Stve_Koltsov(4), was kicked by [WS]Winters for cya
(4), was kicked by TeaM_Giac for haha
(4), was kicked by [AV]JDC_Kolta for haha spam
3-Hit Combo!
ADVERTISEMENT: Operation: Jericho declares a pandemic of Granny virus., contact Tommy_Corleone(Phone:7599)
ADVERTISEMENT: if you see one, please alert public officials, contact Tommy_Corleone(Phone:7599)
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http://www.argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=2811
found one
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http://www.argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=2811
found one
lol... :poke:
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Lol @ Gimli's avatar
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http://www.argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=2811
found one
.(http://uploadpsd.com/file/70321.jpg)
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Lol Kitsune :rofl:
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[WS]Andy_Araatus : You won't get banned unless you tell the truth
:conf:
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[WS]Andy_Araatus : You won't get banned unless you tell the truth
:conf:
Lol Andy
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I just like to say this thread gets more wierd and confusing every day :trust:
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[WS]Andy_Araatus : You won't get banned unless you tell the truth
:conf:
LOL :rofl:
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[WS]Andy_Araatus : You won't get banned unless you tell the truth
:conf:
That's the simple and honest truth :D :rofl: :rofl:
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.(http://uploadpsd.com/file/70321.jpg)
GiacJr reported a granny :lol:
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3-Hit Combo!
ADVERTISEMENT: Operation: Jericho declares a pandemic of Granny virus., contact Tommy_Corleone(Phone:7599)
ADVERTISEMENT: if you see one, please alert public officials, contact Tommy_Corleone(Phone:7599)
This made me laugh out loud.
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[WS]Andy_Araatus : You won't get banned unless you tell the truth
:conf:
Rofl :lol:
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fk_cold(14) was tempbanned by TeaM_GiacJr for 10 minutes. Reason: Next time you threaten me, it's a permaban.
fk_cold(14) was tempbanned by TeaM_GiacJr for 10 minutes. Reason: Next time you threaten me, it's a permaban.
fk_cold(14) was tempbanned by TeaM_GiacJr for 10 minutes. Reason: Next time you threaten me, it's a permaban.
fk_cold(14) was tempbanned by TeaM_GiacJr for 10 minutes. Reason: Next time you threaten me, it's a permaban.
fk_cold(14) was tempbanned by TeaM_GiacJr for 10 minutes. Reason: Next time you threaten me, it's a permaban.
fk_cold(14) was tempbanned by TeaM_GiacJr for 10 minutes. Reason: Next time you threaten me, it's a permaban.
fk_cold(14) was tempbanned by [WS]Andy_Araatus for 10 minutes. Reason: Test
(14), was kicked by TeaM_SugarD(10) for Stay out of here. Consider yourself lucky
Epic tempban failure. :rofl:
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Stupid thing wouldn't work :/
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If at first you dont succeed , try and try again . :lol:
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CBF fixed the tempban reasons, but the tempbans started not working.
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Argonath has an irish tempban system now.
When you tempban someone for 1 hour, you also have to say /p The tempban system in Argonath is on manual mode at the moment. Please /q and come back in one hour. Thank you in advance, *admin name* .
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Argonath has an irish tempban system now.
When you tempban someone for 1 hour, you also have to say /p The tempban system in Argonath is on manual mode at the moment. Please /q and come back in one hour. Thank you in advance, *admin name* .
You think hackers will do like you asked them to do?...........................NO!
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Argonath has an irish tempban system now.
When you tempban someone for 1 hour, you also have to say /p The tempban system in Argonath is on manual mode at the moment. Please /q and come back in one hour. Thank you in advance, *admin name* .
LOL
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he actully got temp-banned when I banned him :D
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If you put something other than "Test", the tempbans don't work :/
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You think hackers will do like you asked them to do?...........................NO!
you are and idiot. ^_^
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Someone: (x) Lol at id 29's crime
Crime of SpagBog_Italiano(29): suspected by officer [Rstar]Cutt3r for stealing icecream!
Tommy_Corleone: (7) Stealing icecream?
Tommy_Corleone: (7) That's very criminal
Tommy_Corleone: (7) You sir, have my complete respect.
LOL. :D
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I found out some cops are racists.
Quang_Diablos(x): suspected by officer 1stclassPIMP(xx) for mexican.
I found this /ad funny.
ADVERTISEMENT: 4 the good of gtasamp give tmavs4 100$, contact tmavs4(Phone:xxxx)
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I found out some cops are racists.
Quang_Diablos(x): suspected by officer 1stclassPIMP(xx) for mexican.
I found this /ad funny.
ADVERTISEMENT: 4 the good of gtasamp give tmavs4 100$, contact tmavs4(Phone:xxxx)
LOL.
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I was walking down Santa Maria Beach soon i saw this and runned there and looked what's there and this is what i found
Robin_Ghetto(13): ANYONE HERE!!!?
Robin_Ghetto(13):Takes a photo.
(http://i36.tinypic.com/so7jpx.jpg)
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I was walking down Santa Maria Beach soon i saw this and runned there and looked what's there and this is what i found
Robin_Ghetto(13): ANYONE HERE!!!?
Robin_Ghetto(13):Takes a photo.
(http://i36.tinypic.com/so7jpx.jpg)
I'm sorry but...
(http://i35.tinypic.com/2ithb9w.jpg)
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I was walking down Santa Maria Beach soon i saw this and runned there and looked what's there and this is what i found
Robin_Ghetto(13): ANYONE HERE!!!?
Robin_Ghetto(13):Takes a photo.
(http://i36.tinypic.com/so7jpx.jpg)
Check the name of this topic again.
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Hahahahaha owned by Pixy!!
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Lolpwnt, +1
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what i find funny is..i bet you any money thats the car he just blew up :)
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Crime of Luigi_Koltsov(5): was suspected by officer Ozzy_Zombie for assulted A COP!! HES NOW WANTED GET HIM
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Crime of Luigi_Koltsov(5): was suspected by officer Ozzy_Zombie for assulted A COP!! HES NOW WANTED GET HIM
LMAO
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Crime of Luigi_Koltsov(5): was suspected by officer Ozzy_Zombie for assulted A COP!! HES NOW WANTED GET HIM
Hehehe
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Crime of Luigi_Koltsov(5): was suspected by officer Ozzy_Zombie for assulted A COP!! HES NOW WANTED GET HIM
Hahaha, good one :D
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Crime of Luigi_Koltsov(5): was suspected by officer Ozzy_Zombie for assulted A COP!! HES NOW WANTED GET HIM
ahahahahahaha
thats beautiful
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[XXXX] [AV]Louis_Keyl (??): I didn't apply for Admin
[XXXX] [AV]Louis_Keyl (??): Applications were closed :<
[XXXX] [Rstar]Sammir (??): Believe me you don't want to get admin
[XXXX] [Rstar]Sammir (??): All you get is crappy t-shirt
[XXXX] [AV]JDC_Kolta (??): :P
Not really, my T-Shirt had STAFF on it :lol:
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[XXXX] [AV]Louis_Keyl (??): I didn't apply for Admin
[XXXX] [AV]Louis_Keyl (??): Applications were closed :<
[XXXX] [Rstar]Sammir (??): Believe me you don't want to get admin
[XXXX] [Rstar]Sammir (??): All you get is crappy t-shirt
[XXXX] [AV]JDC_Kolta (??): :P
Not really, my T-Shirt had STAFF on it :lol:
Lol Sammir, You should ask Pancher about his T-Shirt :P
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[XXXX] [AV]Louis_Keyl (??): I didn't apply for Admin
[XXXX] [AV]Louis_Keyl (??): Applications were closed :<
[XXXX] [Rstar]Sammir (??): Believe me you don't want to get admin
[XXXX] [Rstar]Sammir (??): All you get is crappy t-shirt
[XXXX] [AV]JDC_Kolta (??): :P
Not really, my T-Shirt had STAFF on it :lol:
LOL
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[XXXX] [AV]Louis_Keyl (??): I didn't apply for Admin
[XXXX] [AV]Louis_Keyl (??): Applications were closed :<
[XXXX] [Rstar]Sammir (??): Believe me you don't want to get admin
[XXXX] [Rstar]Sammir (??): All you get is crappy t-shirt
[XXXX] [AV]JDC_Kolta (??): :P
Not really, my T-Shirt had STAFF on it :lol:
:rofl:
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[XXXX] [AV]Louis_Keyl (??): I didn't apply for Admin
[XXXX] [AV]Louis_Keyl (??): Applications were closed :<
[XXXX] [Rstar]Sammir (??): Believe me you don't want to get admin
[XXXX] [Rstar]Sammir (??): All you get is crappy t-shirt
[XXXX] [AV]JDC_Kolta (??): :P
Not really, my T-Shirt had STAFF on it :lol:
You got it wrong,
I was the one saying about the T-Shirt :D
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Zesse was running around singing, then this came:
ADVERTISMENT: The ministry of good music advises you not to go near, contact Thomas_Barker
ADVERTSIMENT: a citizen called ''Zesse'' who may rick roll you at LSPD., contact Thomas_Barker
[WS]Johnny_Gatt was suspected by Nick_Edwards for lol
Made me laugh. :P
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Crime of Luigi_Koltsov(5): was suspected by officer Ozzy_Zombie for assulted A COP!! HES NOW WANTED GET HIM
EPIC
Zesse was running around singing, then this came:
ADVERTISMENT: The ministry of good music advises you not to go near, contact Thomas_Barker
ADVERTSIMENT: a citizen called ''Zesse'' who may rick roll you at LSPD., contact Thomas_Barker
"Never Gonna Give you Up, Never gonna let you Down"... Epic , Really Epic :rofl: :rofl:
[XXXX] [AV]Louis_Keyl (??): I didn't apply for Admin
[XXXX] [AV]Louis_Keyl (??): Applications were closed :<
[XXXX] [Rstar]Sammir (??): Believe me you don't want to get admin
[XXXX] [Rstar]Sammir (??): All you get is crappy t-shirt
[XXXX] [AV]JDC_Kolta (??): :P
Not really, my T-Shirt had STAFF on it :lol:
:) :pop:
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Get da CRIMINAL!! :war: :war: haha :D
SAMMIR, yOU STOLE My T-Shirt!!! D:
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[SACSJEmerson(20): Because 3 of them lied to a superior
[SACS]JEmerson(20): Thats abuse
[SACS]Frank_S(31): you know what else is abuse? hitting your wife
[SASD]Dr_Pepper: LOL
[SASD]Shawn_E: LOL
someone else: LOL
[SASD]Shawn_E:Triple LOLs
[AV]Vince: l0l
It was pretty damn funny
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[SACSJEmerson(20): Because 3 of them lied to a superior
[SACS]JEmerson(20): Thats abuse
[SACS]Frank_S(31): you know what else is abuse? hitting your wife
[SASD]Dr_Pepper: LOL
[SASD]Shawn_E: LOL
someone else: LOL
[SASD]Shawn_E:Triple LOLs
[AV]Vince: l0l
It was pretty damn funny
THE LOL's went like this
[SACS]JEmerson: LOL
[SASD]Dr_Pepper: LOL
[SASD]Shawn_E:LOL
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[SACSJEmerson(20): Because 3 of them lied to a superior
[SACS]JEmerson(20): Thats abuse
[SACS]Frank_S(31): you know what else is abuse? hitting your wife
[SASD]Dr_Pepper: LOL
[SASD]Shawn_E: LOL
someone else: LOL
[SASD]Shawn_E:Triple LOLs
[AV]Vince: l0l
It was pretty damn funny
LOL Nice one :lol:
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You where suspected by officer Smith_Taylor(XX) for act gay
You where suspected by officer Smith_Taylor(XX) for dude wait up
You have been unsuspected, be a good citizen.
Cop was fined 1000$
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You where suspected by officer Smith_Taylor(XX) for act gay
You where suspected by officer Smith_Taylor(XX) for dude wait up
You have been unsuspected, be a good citizen.
Cop was fined 1000$
Triple hahah :lol:
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You got it wrong,
I was the one saying about the T-Shirt :D
Oh right, xD
[SACSJEmerson(20): Because 3 of them lied to a superior
[SACS]JEmerson(20): Thats abuse
[SACS]Frank_S(31): you know what else is abuse? hitting your wife
[SASD]Dr_Pepper: LOL
[SASD]Shawn_E: LOL
someone else: LOL
[SASD]Shawn_E:Triple LOLs
[AV]Vince: l0l
It was pretty damn funny
:lol:
You where suspected by officer Smith_Taylor(XX) for act gay
You where suspected by officer Smith_Taylor(XX) for dude wait up
You have been unsuspected, be a good citizen.
Cop was fined 1000$
Pwnage! :rofl:
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PM sent to NitrOx_Stracci(XX): Hello
PM from NitrOx_Stracci(XX): Hi
PM sent to NitrOx_Stracci(XX): How are you?
PM from NitrOx_Stracci(XX): Good
NitrOx_Stracci(XX) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey
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Fail! :D
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what i find funny is..i bet you any money thats the car he just blew up :)
It wasen't mine it was laying there it must been a desync
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Deejay: Hey Giac and Jay
GiacJr: Hey
Jay_Adams: Hey
GiacJr: Oh you're suspect
GiacJr: Coming
Jay_Adams: ..Yeah, 10-76
Deejay has been unsuspected by [Rstar]Sammir for: abused
GiacJr: :(
Jay_Adams: Ohh :(
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Deejay: Hey Giac and Jay
GiacJr: Hey
Jay_Adams: Hey
GiacJr: Oh you're suspect
GiacJr: Coming
Jay_Adams: ..Yeah, 10-76
Deejay has been unsuspected by [Rstar]Sammir for: abused
GiacJr: :(
Jay_Adams: Ohh :(
lmao!
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LOL
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You where suspected by officer Smith_Taylor(XX) for come
You have been unsuspected, be a good citizen.
Cop was fined 1000$
Cop was fined 1000$
Cop was fined 1000$
Cop was fined 1000$
You where suspected by officer Smith_Taylor(XX) for Hit meee
You surrendered, wait for a cop to cuff you and jail you.
You are cuffed by Smith_Taylor(XX), stay close to them till you are jailed.
Cop was fined 250$ for killing surrendered suspect, you lost 1000$
Cop was fined 1000$
Cop was fined 1000$
Smith_Taylor(XX) was warned by [Dunno which admin](XX) for go read rules on Argonathrpg.eu
Cop was fined 1000$
Cop was fined 1000$
I haz a nice collection of abuse :-)
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You where suspected by officer Smith_Taylor(XX) for come
You have been unsuspected, be a good citizen.
Cop was fined 1000$
Cop was fined 1000$
Cop was fined 1000$
Cop was fined 1000$
You where suspected by officer Smith_Taylor(XX) for Hit meee
You surrendered, wait for a cop to cuff you and jail you.
You are cuffed by Smith_Taylor(XX), stay close to them till you are jailed.
Cop was fined 250$ for killing surrendered suspect, you lost 1000$
Cop was fined 1000$
Cop was fined 1000$
Smith_Taylor(XX) was warned by [Dunno which admin](XX) for go read rules on Argonathrpg.eu
Cop was fined 1000$
Cop was fined 1000$
I haz a nice collection of abuse :-)
he must have had fake kill hacks or something and used them on himself lol.
ADVERTISMENT: my milkshakes bring all the cops to the yard, contact xxx(ID:xx)
Not too many people saw it but it was hilarious (during the time there was much abuse of /ad)
ADVERTISMENT: shall i scam to? :D, conact xxxx(Phone:xxxx)
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OK, After looking trough my screenies, i found some wierd ones of spammers, and admins failing, and other things..
Lets start <.<
[ESL]Shawn: (0) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO
[ESL]Shawn: (0) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO
[ESL]Shawn: (0) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO
[ESL]Shawn: (0) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO
Stephane_Verona: (17) no winner?
(then, i missed some admins kicking, but got alot of them ROFL)
(0), was kicked by [SASD]Rory_A(35) for spawn
(0), was kicked by TeaM_JayL(82) for bye
(0), was kicked by [AV]Nexxt[SACS](67) for flood
(0), was kicked by [WS]Winters(86) for lol
(0), was kicked by [TCL]Twenty(70) for spam
(0), was kicked by [AV]Syn(72) for flood
PWNED!
lord_pierdek(22), has been unsuspected by Violet_Corleone(5), - Admin work
Sarah_Cheetah: (30) flood*
lord_pierdek(22), was kicked by [AV]Nexxt[SACS](40) for jeffery is old, so i kick for flood
Wash_Corleone: (1) lord_pierdek, you're a fucking twat, you know that?
[RSCZ]DedaMraz: (27) sell me to aragorn
Jeff_Hardy13(25), was warned by [WS]Andy_Araatus(87) for English - E n g l i s h - h s i l g n E
ADVERTISEMENT: im losing money with this shit,,if youre smart dont use ad, contact edymen_eagles(ID:11)
ADVERTISEMENT: im losing money with this shit,,if youre smart dont use ad, contact edymen_eagles(ID:11)
ADVERTISEMENT: im losing money with this shit,,if youre smart dont use ad, contact edymen_eagles(ID:11)
ADVERTISEMENT: im losing money with this shit,,if youre smart dont use ad, contact edymen_eagles(ID:11)
ADVERTISEMENT: im losing money with this shit,,if youre smart dont use ad, contact edymen_eagles(ID:11)
ADVERTISEMENT: im losing money with this shit,,if youre smart dont use ad, contact edymen_eagles(ID:11)
[AV]Chris_StatuZ: (14) :O
[AV]Chris_StatuZ: (14) Im not even driving :O
Crime of [AV]Chris_StatuZ(14): suspected by officer Jimmy_Carters(53) for Illegal Parking In Road
[AV]Nexxt: (32) That's why he said "parking"
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Cop(XX) says: show me your license
Cop(XX) says: show me your license
Mich_LolHead(XX) shows license
You where suspected by officer Cop(XX) for ignoring me
You surrendered, wait for a cop to cuff you.
Cop was fined 250$ for killing a surrendered suspect, you lost 1000$
I haz the best collection of cop abuse :-)
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Amy_Ancelotti: (69) Logging off for a few. Going to watch porn <3
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:lol:
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Cop(XX) says: show me your license
Cop(XX) says: show me your license
Mich_LolHead(XX) shows license
You where suspected by officer Cop(XX) for ignoring me
You surrendered, wait for a cop to cuff you.
Cop was fined 250$ for killing a surrendered suspect, you lost 1000$
I haz the best collection of cop abuse :-)
LOL :D
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(0), was kicked by [SASD]Rory_A(35) for spawn
(0), was kicked by TeaM_JayL(82) for bye
(0), was kicked by [AV]Nexxt[SACS](67) for flood
(0), was kicked by [WS]Winters(86) for lol
(0), was kicked by [TCL]Twenty(70) for spam
(0), was kicked by [AV]Syn(72) for flood
Now THAT is what I call teamwork!
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(0), was kicked by [SASD]Rory_A(35) for spawn
(0), was kicked by TeaM_JayL(82) for bye
(0), was kicked by [AV]Nexxt[SACS](67) for flood
(0), was kicked by [WS]Winters(86) for lol
(0), was kicked by [TCL]Twenty(70) for spam
(0), was kicked by [AV]Syn(72) for flood
Now THAT is what I call teamwork!
ROFL, yeah! Looked so funny
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Ok this happened for first time I've been playing here...
It started with something like this
ADVERTISEMENT: [Event] Use /pm (my ID), and you must annoy him to win 20k, contact [Rstar]IcyAero(ID:xx)
Screenshots (http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/2515/samp008c.png)
Screenshots (http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/2565/samp009b.png)
Screenshots (http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/3686/samp010.png)
Screenshots (http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/9624/samp011k.png)
Screenshots (http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/2439/samp012t.png)
Screenshots (http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/1577/samp013x.png)
Screenshots (http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/6579/samp014u.png)
Screenshots (http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/7132/samp015t.png)
Screenshots (http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/7817/samp016g.png)
Screenshots (http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/3971/samp017wr.png)
Screenshots (http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/9936/samp018e.png)
:eek:
And that was only the start, I didnt take more screenshots that would be huugee!
Pictures says 95694736261536573472 words :rofl: :lol:
Oh and very thanks to Icy :mad:
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Ok this happened for first time I've been playing here...
It started with something like this
ADVERTISEMENT: [Event] Use /pm (my ID), and you must annoy him to win 20k, contact [Rstar]IcyAero(ID:xx)
Screenshots (http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/2515/samp008c.png)
Screenshots (http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/2565/samp009b.png)
Screenshots (http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/3686/samp010.png)
Screenshots (http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/9624/samp011k.png)
Screenshots (http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/2439/samp012t.png)
Screenshots (http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/1577/samp013x.png)
Screenshots (http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/6579/samp014u.png)
Screenshots (http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/7132/samp015t.png)
Screenshots (http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/7817/samp016g.png)
Screenshots (http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/3971/samp017wr.png)
Screenshots (http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/9936/samp018e.png)
:eek:
And that was only the start, I didnt take more screenshots that would be huugee!
Pictures says 95694736261536573472 words :rofl: :lol:
Oh and very thanks to Icy :mad:
LOL :rofl: :lol:
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LOL EPIC! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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[RSCZ]DedaMraz: (27) sell me to aragorn
You gotta take the hobbits to Isengard to Isengard to Isengard the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits to isengard to isengard! xD
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Oh and very thanks to Icy :mad:
Sorry xD You agreed in it though. :lol:
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.(http://uploadpsd.com/file/70321.jpg)
(http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg247/morlanvideos1234/lolled.jpg)
Post Merge: October 14, 2009, 06:54:24 pm
I'm sorry but...
(http://i35.tinypic.com/2ithb9w.jpg)
Congratulations. Your ownage level went up to 1337+
But your login level went to OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
But seriously though, Chicken Feet.
Yes thats right.
Chicken feet.
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Ryan_Apero(XX), was banned by [Rstar]IcyAero(XX) for FBI! Freeze! Corrupted cop with cheated cash!
I thought it was funny.
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Ryan_Apero(XX), was banned by [Rstar]IcyAero(XX) for FBI! Freeze! Corrupted cop with cheated cash!
I thought it was funny.
Damn there goes one of my Corleone informants. (lol joking :rofl:)
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Damn there goes one of my Corleone informants. (lol joking :rofl:)
:rofl:
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Damn there goes one of my Corleone informants. (lol joking :rofl:)
Lmfao and that banned was funny
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Ryan_Apero(XX), was banned by [Rstar]IcyAero(XX) for FBI! Freeze! Corrupted cop with cheated cash!
I thought it was funny.
:rofl:
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Ryan_Apero(XX), was banned by [Rstar]IcyAero(XX) for FBI! Freeze! Corrupted cop with cheated cash!
I thought it was funny.
lool :D
7.5mill payday FTW :D :D :D
(http://foto-uploaden.nl/img/9/jzpgpdm.png)
Btw this is on the test server 0.3a and we cant keep it.
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Everyone was talking about the goods of internet and everyone also started to say "PORN IS GOOD" and Etc.
DrPhill: (29) PRON IS GOOD! [or something like that]
DrPhill(29), was kicked by Wayn3(8) for Talking about porn when requested to stop
(29), was kicked by Gandalf(28) for porn
lots of lol gandalf
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Everyone was talking about the goods of internet and everyone also started to say "PORN IS GOOD" and Etc.
DrPhill: (29) PRON IS GOOD! [or something like that]
DrPhill(29), was kicked by Wayn3(8) for Talking about porn when requested to stop
(29), was kicked by Gandalf(28) for porn
lots of lol gandalf
EPIC!
i LOL'd xD
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Everyone was talking about the goods of internet and everyone also started to say "PORN IS GOOD" and Etc.
DrPhill: (29) PRON IS GOOD! [or something like that]
DrPhill(29), was kicked by Wayn3(8) for Talking about porn when requested to stop
(29), was kicked by Gandalf(28) for porn
lots of lol gandalf
Hey, if somebody else did that, there would just be 2-3 lols on the chat and it would be forgotten, but because it's gandalf, it gets epic, right.
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I didnt even find it funny with Gandalf :conf:
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I was literally lauging irl when that happend :p
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Hey, if somebody else did that, there would just be 2-3 lols on the chat and it would be forgotten, but because it's gandalf, it gets epic, right.
QFT
He win.
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Everyone was talking about the goods of internet and everyone also started to say "PORN IS GOOD" and Etc.
DrPhill: (29) PRON IS GOOD! [or something like that]
DrPhill(29), was kicked by Wayn3(8) for Talking about porn when requested to stop
(29), was kicked by Gandalf(28) for porn
lots of lol gandalf
Not really funny..
I doubt Gandalf meant it as a joke.
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Not really funny..
I doubt Gandalf meant it as a joke.
He didn't, he warned people whomever spam "POrN P0RN PR0N NR0P" will be kicked / tempbanned.. so that guy tried to be funny and said it... Happens pretty often with other admins too
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[WS]Smey touches Aragorn
[AV]Louis_Keyl shouts: Touch Aragorn And you will be shoot down!!
[WS]Smey DIDNT TOUCH
Admin [Rstar]Jcstodds: Damn you developers and your unreasonably popular parties
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[WS]Smey touches Aragorn
[AV]Louis_Keyl shouts: Touch Aragorn And you will be shoot down!!
[WS]Smey DIDNT TOUCH
LOLOLOL!
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[WS]Smey touches Aragorn
[AV]Louis_Keyl shouts: Touch Aragorn And you will be shoot down!!
[WS]Smey DIDNT TOUCH
LOL bad smey bad smey!
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[WS]Smey touches Aragorn
[AV]Louis_Keyl shouts: Touch Aragorn And you will be shoot down!!
[WS]Smey DIDNT TOUCH
LOL Smey! Don't try to touch him when the FBI is around next time :rofl:
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I didn't know I wasn't allowed to touch :(
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[WS]Smey touches Aragorn
[AV]Louis_Keyl shouts: Touch Aragorn And you will be shoot down!!
[WS]Smey DIDNT TOUCH
ROFLMAO :rofl: :lol: :rofl:
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[WS]Smey touches Aragorn
[AV]Louis_Keyl shouts: Touch Aragorn And you will be shoot down!!
[WS]Smey DIDNT TOUCH
LOL smey nice job :)
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i didn't saw the "didn't" :o
epic lol
* Shoots down smey. :cop:
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i didn't saw the "didn't" :o
epic lol
* Shoots down smey. :cop:
* Takes a picture of Louis' corruption
* Reports it to the directors
* ?????
* PROFIT!
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The next day, anonymous men in black suits that drive unmarked black cars shoot down Oliver when he goes out of his house to buy food.
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The next day, anonymous men in black suits that drive unmarked black cars shoot down Oliver when he goes out of his house to buy food.
What makes you think I buy food?
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Food doesn't magically grow inside our fridges. :)
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What makes you think I pay for food?
Fixed.
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Lol just now Jeffrey god pissed off at Amy_Ancelotti
he nearly spammed that much that he kicked himself
(http://foto-uploaden.nl/img/4/cagb1fp.png)
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Lol just now Jeffrey god pissed off at Amy_Ancelotti
he nearly spammed that much that he kicked himself
(http://foto-uploaden.nl/img/4/cagb1fp.png)
LOL
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Thats older than jesus.
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Thats older than jesus.
Yep, REALLY old joke...
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Thats older than jesus.
How old is Jesus then?
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How old is Jesus then?
Born around 4-6 AD
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Born around 4-6 AD
That makes me wonder... how was Argonath RPG like back then?
1. When someone flew around in a chariot, they would ban for usage of demonic powers instead of hacks
2. They had /dungeon instead of /ajail, and /crucify instead of /ban
3. Admins weren't called Admins, but gods
4. Everyone had to speak in Latin instead of English
5. You had the Roman Governors enforcing laws instead of the ARPD Leaders
6. Everyone looked up to Ceasar instead of Gandalf and Aragorn
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That makes me wonder... how was Argonath RPG like back then?
1. When someone flew around in a chariot, they would ban for usage of demonic powers instead of hacks
2. They had /dungeon instead of /ajail, and /crucify instead of /ban
3. Admins weren't called Admins, but gods
4. Everyone had to speak in Latin instead of English
5. You had the Roman Governors enforcing laws instead of the ARPD Leaders
6. Everyone looked up to Ceasar instead of Gandalf and Aragorn
LOLLL
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That makes me wonder... how was Argonath RPG like back then?
1. When someone flew around in a chariot, they would ban for usage of demonic powers instead of hacks
2. They had /dungeon instead of /ajail, and /crucify instead of /ban
3. Admins weren't called Admins, but gods
4. Everyone had to speak in Latin instead of English
5. You had the Roman Governors enforcing laws instead of the ARPD Leaders
6. Everyone looked up to Ceasar instead of Gandalf and Aragorn
3. Blasphemy.
4. You're talking about the romans here.
6. Caesar died before Christ.
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That makes me wonder... how was Argonath RPG like back then?
1. When someone flew around in a chariot, they would ban for usage of demonic powers instead of hacks
2. They had /dungeon instead of /ajail, and /crucify instead of /ban
3. Admins weren't called Admins, but gods
4. Everyone had to speak in Latin instead of English
5. You had the Roman Governors enforcing laws instead of the ARPD Leaders
6. Everyone looked up to Ceasar instead of Gandalf and Aragorn
thats the spirit
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6. Everyone looked up to Ceasar instead of Gandalf and Aragorn
I'd rather call them "Asterix and Obelix"
(http://studyabroad.allegheny.edu/sp2008/2asterix-obelix.jpg)
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4. You're talking about the romans here.
I swear they spoke Latin...
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I swear they spoke Latin...
That's what I meant. Christ wasn't born in Rome you know.
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Christ wasn't born in Rome, but Latin was the most prevalent language throughout the ancient civilized world, because it was the language of the Roman Empire.
About Caesar, the term "Caesar" was used to refer to the incumbent Roman Emperor as well, since he also carried the name of Caesar.
Okay, let's get back on topic :D
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Lol just now Jeffrey god pissed off at Amy_Ancelotti
he nearly spammed that much that he kicked himself
(http://foto-uploaden.nl/img/4/cagb1fp.png)
i dont see nothing funny.
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I got "Cop abuse 4"!!
Freecop1(XX) shouts: This is the LAW... PULLOVER on the side of the ROAD!!
*Mich pulls over*
*Freecop2 aims a gun at me*
*Freecop3 carajcks me*
*Mich does /spawnreset*
*Freecop1 kills me*
*Freecop2 kills me*
*Freecop3 kills me*
*Freecop2 does /s2*
*All freecops kill me again*
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Thats what you get when you mess with a freecop Mich. :)
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I didnt mess, they pulled me over and shooted me to death :(
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Lol just now Jeffrey god pissed off at Amy_Ancelotti
he nearly spammed that much that he kicked himself
(http://foto-uploaden.nl/img/4/cagb1fp.png)
Im getting close ... on my examination if Jeffrey can be kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
P.S. Did Jeffrey get admin punished for flooding?
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I've got just a few 'ere.
[SASD]Rory_A(XX): Police Radio: REMEMBER TO CLOSE THE LSPD GARAGE DOOR WHEN YOU LEAVE, Over.
[Rstar]Jcstodds(XX): Police Radio: And if you don't close the door, mexicans will move into the cars, Over.
Lots of LOL's and such in the police radio.
HQ: All units APB: Reporter: [HU]CharlieScene check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible Crime: Theres a Ghost in My House, I think it wants Skittles
HQ: Suspect: Unknown
***[XXXX-ALERT] [AV]JDC_Kolta(0): TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEA
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[SASD]Rory_A(XX): Police Radio: REMEMBER TO CLOSE THE LSPD GARAGE DOOR WHEN YOU LEAVE, Over.
[Rstar]Jcstodds(XX): Police Radio: And if you don't close the door, mexicans will move into the cars, Over.
Lots of LOL's and such in the police radio.
Well, someone's going to get a steel-toed boot to the face.
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***[XXXX-ALERT] [AV]JDC_Kolta(0): TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG TEA
One of the other =AV= Members was joking around about smoking weed on duty so me and Wolfe were spamming "TEABAG" in the CB :lol:
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Cop(1): Police Radio: If you don't close the PD garage door the next day there will be mexicans living in the cars, Over.
Cop(2): Police Radio: I had that happen once, Over.
Cop(3): Police Radio: And it is hard to get them out, Over.
2 minutes later:
Cop:(4): There's a mexican just outside of the PD garage, riding around in circles!
Cop:(5): Pull him over, and fine him a ticket for reckless driving! Now!
:rofl:
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imadlara was suspected by SAST]DanKoltsovT for /l sir
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AtakanOZC(54), was banned by [Rstar]IcyAero(49) for Yeek! Rocket launcher!! Ruuuuuuuun!!
proof :D
(http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/4651/64945846.png)
*lols*
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This doesn't happen every day when I am out patrolling the weed fields, but I wish it did.
*I pull over a motorcycle darting off the weed field at GS10*
[AV]Spartan(XX) says: You can put your hands down.
[AV]Spartan(XX) says: Whatcu' doin' out here?
Aaron_Santiago(XX) says: Ridin' my new bike.
[AV]Spartan(XX) looks at the man in the eyes.
[AV]Spartan(XX) looks at the bike.
[AV]Spartan(XX) says: Hmm, nice bike.
Aaron_Santiago(XX) says: Thanks.
[AV]Spartan(XX) says: Doin' anything illegal?
Aaron_Santiago(XX) says: Yes.
Aaron_Santiago(XX) frowns.
[AV]Spartan(XX) says: What's that?
Aaron_Santiago(XX) says: Growing weed.
Aaron_Santiago(XX) frowns again.
*Subject is put up against my vehicle and searched*
[AV]Spartan(XX) searches the man and finds no drugs.
Aaron_Santiago(XX) stares blankly.
[AV]Spartan(XX) says: You sure your growin' weed? I ain't found nothin'.
Aaron_Santiago(XX) says: It's under my crotch, search again.
[AV]Spartan(XX) searches the man more slowly and finds weed.
(If you didn't catch that, re-read it and make sure to check the enlarged sections.)
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Alemao_Die: (23) I dont speak english
Nikola_Gulucan(79) says: Do you know the speed limits ?
[TCL]Twenty(80) says: 120 in city, 200 in county.
Nikola_Gulucan(79) says: Good
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Nikola_Gulucan(79) says: Do you know the speed limits ?
[TCL]Twenty(80) says: 120 in city, 200 in county.
Nikola_Gulucan(79) says: Good
Hahahaha!
What happend after? Did he just go away?
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Im getting close ... on my examination if Jeffrey can be kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
P.S. Did Jeffrey get admin punished for flooding?
Yeah just one more kick from jeffrey and we would know
and no, jeffrey didnt got punished :neutral:
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Alemao_Die: (23) I dont speak english
Nikola_Gulucan(79) says: Do you know the speed limits ?
[TCL]Twenty(80) says: 120 in city, 200 in county.
Nikola_Gulucan(79) says: Good
LOLLOOOLLOL
OMG, thats fucking funny xD
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One of the other =AV= Members was joking around about smoking weed on duty so me and Wolfe were spamming "TEABAG" in the CB :lol:
Told ya one day we would reach Funny Chat logs :D
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I'm starting to like freecops :hurray:
(http://bildites.lv/images/06jmka4u6me58au9h0w.png)
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[AV]Pazienza(XX): Do you understand?
Tompa_Carloz(XX) points at Gregersen
Tompa_Carloz(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
[WS]Gregersen(XX) points at Dezaster!
[WS]Gregersen(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
Dezaster(XX) points at Tompa
Dezaster(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
- Then after he asked us several times if we agreed to the mirinda or what its called..
Tompa_Carloz(XX) points at the agent
[WS]Gregersen(XX) points at the agent
Dezaster(XX) points at the agent
Dezaster(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!
[WS]Gregersen(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
Tompa_Carloz(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
But then the agent got anoyed and we had to get jailed :P
We broke into the FBI Garage.. It was funny when this happend haha, All the FBI agents got totaly crazy.
Now THATS teamwork - Might not seem funny to you, but if you were there, you would have laughed ^^.
Fixed the blue text, I wrote wrong :i
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ROFLMAO :rofl:
(http://www.imagesforme.com/upload/b9d05ff0.jpg?id=50330b21d311211d363831333534)
Amy :bow:
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ROFLMAO :rofl:
(http://www.imagesforme.com/upload/b9d05ff0.jpg?id=50330b21d311211d363831333534)
Amy :bow:
I think you just publicized the location of Chase's house :)
[AV]Pazienza(XX): Do you admit your crime?
Tompa_Carloz(XX) points at Gregersen
Tompa_Carloz(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
[WS]Gregersen(XX) points at Dezaster!
[WS]Gregersen(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
Dezaster(XX) points at Tompa
Dezaster(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
- Then after he asked us several times if we agreed to the mirinda or what its called..
Tompa_Carloz(XX) points at the agent
[WS]Gregersen(XX) points at the agent
Dezaster(XX) points at the agent
Dezaster(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!
[WS]Gregersen(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
Tompa_Carloz(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
But then the agent got anoyed and we had to get jailed :P
We broke into the FBI Garage.. It was funny when this happend haha, All the FBI agents got totaly crazy.
Now THATS teamwork - Might not seem funny to you, but if you were there, you would have laughed ^^.
:rofl:
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ROFLMAO :rofl:
(http://www.imagesforme.com/upload/b9d05ff0.jpg?id=50330b21d311211d363831333534)
Amy :bow:
LOL
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[AV]Pazienza(XX): Do you admit your crime?
Tompa_Carloz(XX) points at Gregersen
Tompa_Carloz(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
[WS]Gregersen(XX) points at Dezaster!
[WS]Gregersen(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
Dezaster(XX) points at Tompa
Dezaster(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
- Then after he asked us several times if we agreed to the mirinda or what its called..
Tompa_Carloz(XX) points at the agent
[WS]Gregersen(XX) points at the agent
Dezaster(XX) points at the agent
Dezaster(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!
[WS]Gregersen(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
Tompa_Carloz(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
But then the agent got anoyed and we had to get jailed :P
We broke into the FBI Garage.. It was funny when this happend haha, All the FBI agents got totaly crazy.
Now THATS teamwork - Might not seem funny to you, but if you were there, you would have laughed ^^.
I lol'd :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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[AV]Pazienza(XX): Do you admit your crime?
Tompa_Carloz(XX) points at Gregersen
Tompa_Carloz(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
[WS]Gregersen(XX) points at Dezaster!
[WS]Gregersen(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
Dezaster(XX) points at Tompa
Dezaster(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
- Then after he asked us several times if we agreed to the mirinda or what its called..
Tompa_Carloz(XX) points at the agent
[WS]Gregersen(XX) points at the agent
Dezaster(XX) points at the agent
Dezaster(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!
[WS]Gregersen(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
Tompa_Carloz(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
But then the agent got anoyed and we had to get jailed :P
We broke into the FBI Garage.. It was funny when this happend haha, All the FBI agents got totaly crazy.
Now THATS teamwork - Might not seem funny to you, but if you were there, you would have laughed ^^.
I was lauging as hell when that happend :D I logged in just a few mins before that accured :D
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[AV]Pazienza(XX): Do you admit your crime?
Tompa_Carloz(XX) points at Gregersen
Tompa_Carloz(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
[WS]Gregersen(XX) points at Dezaster!
[WS]Gregersen(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
Dezaster(XX) points at Tompa
Dezaster(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
- Then after he asked us several times if we agreed to the mirinda or what its called..
Tompa_Carloz(XX) points at the agent
[WS]Gregersen(XX) points at the agent
Dezaster(XX) points at the agent
Dezaster(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!
[WS]Gregersen(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
Tompa_Carloz(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
But then the agent got anoyed and we had to get jailed :P
We broke into the FBI Garage.. It was funny when this happend haha, All the FBI agents got totaly crazy.
Now THATS teamwork - Might not seem funny to you, but if you were there, you would have laughed ^^.
LOOOLLLL!!!
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[AV]Pazienza(XX): Do you understand?
Tompa_Carloz(XX) points at Gregersen
Tompa_Carloz(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
[WS]Gregersen(XX) points at Dezaster!
[WS]Gregersen(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
Dezaster(XX) points at Tompa
Dezaster(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
- Then after he asked us several times if we agreed to the mirinda or what its called..
Tompa_Carloz(XX) points at the agent
[WS]Gregersen(XX) points at the agent
Dezaster(XX) points at the agent
Dezaster(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!
[WS]Gregersen(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
Tompa_Carloz(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
But then the agent got anoyed and we had to get jailed :P
We broke into the FBI Garage.. It was funny when this happend haha, All the FBI agents got totaly crazy.
Now THATS teamwork - Might not seem funny to you, but if you were there, you would have laughed ^^.
Fixed the blue text, I wrote wrong :i
LOL :D
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DeeJay(xx) was suspected by officer freecop(xx) for killed jesper_94
DeeJay(xx) was unsuspected by officer [SACS]JEmerson for Would have been autosuspected
DeeJay(xx) was suspected by officer freecop(xx) for killed jesper_94
DeeJay(xx) was unsuspected by officer [SACS]JEmerson for Would have been autosuspected
DeeJay(xx) was suspected by officer freecop(xx) for killed jesper_94
DeeJay(xx) was unsuspected by officer [SACS]JEmerson for Would have been autosuspected
DeeJay(xx) was suspected by officer freecop(xx) for killed jesper_94
DeeJay(xx) was unsuspected by officer [SACS]JEmerson for Would have been autosuspected
Now Emerson left.
DeeJay(xx) was suspected by officer freecop(xx) for killed jesper_94.
Finally the freecops lost him while SASD deputies covered DeeJay, and Rusty un suspected him. It was pretty damn funny. :poke:
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LOLLOOOLLOL
OMG, thats f**king funny xD
No offense dude but your comment was pathetic. It wasn't that funny.
Laughed at the mexican bit.
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ROFLMAO :rofl:
(http://www.imagesforme.com/upload/b9d05ff0.jpg?id=50330b21d311211d363831333534)
Amy :bow:
Nothing funny, just immature.
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michael jackson(15) was reported by [RI]Frank_Hawk(39) for stole my nose
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michael jackson(15) was reported by [RI]Frank_Hawk(39) for stole my nose
:lol:, thats funny, and a little creepy, ahh well.
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LOL
Just pointing this out ; Click the quote link... post 1337 and no one noticed it.
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michael jackson(15) was reported by [RI]Frank_Hawk(39) for stole my nose
I never wrote this, do not lie.
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Just pointing this out ; Click the quote link... post 1337 and no one noticed it.
Like it's something OMG COOLZOR NOW YOU'RE A PWNAGE....Jesus.
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michael jackson(15) was reported by [RI]Frank_Hawk(39) for stole my nose
I Lol'd
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Oh, hi Junaid.
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michael jackson(15) was reported by [RI]Frank_Hawk(39) for stole my nose
[yt=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYnsfV5N2n8[/yt]
Beginning is related
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[AV]Pazienza(XX): Do you understand?
Tompa_Carloz(XX) points at Gregersen
Tompa_Carloz(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
[WS]Gregersen(XX) points at Dezaster!
[WS]Gregersen(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
Dezaster(XX) points at Tompa
Dezaster(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
- Then after he asked us several times if we agreed to the mirinda or what its called..
Tompa_Carloz(XX) points at the agent
[WS]Gregersen(XX) points at the agent
Dezaster(XX) points at the agent
Dezaster(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!
[WS]Gregersen(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
Tompa_Carloz(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
But then the agent got anoyed and we had to get jailed :P
We broke into the FBI Garage.. It was funny when this happend haha, All the FBI agents got totaly crazy.
Now THATS teamwork - Might not seem funny to you, but if you were there, you would have laughed ^^.
Fixed the blue text, I wrote wrong :i
Okay../me walks away quietly
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Well Frank, then it had to be someone else.. [RI] makes me confusing D:
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Nothing funny, just immature.
:redface:
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Oh, hi Junaid.
O'Haiiii JDC
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You aren't [AC]Bruno_Cyan .. Stop lying. And how in hells name can you get a forum warning after ONE day?
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Admin TeaM_GiacJr has something to say amongst Halloween night and here it is:
(http://i33.tinypic.com/w70fo5.jpg)
After that, all the Zombie bots were gone... everybody lol'd. It was kind of suckish but hey. Who knows. Maybe next time they'll be able to play a little bit longer without being banned for having hacks. Hmph. Poor little Zombies.
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Ok, i was chasing Todor_Corleone troout hole Bone country in my roadtrain i rammed him off at the dam, then he made this 911 call caused som lol's in radio afterwards :P
Ps Todor thinks i'm officer when i'm fbi cadet :p
HQ: Possible crime Officer Battle please use something smaller next time... This meneace fill up the rearview
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Admin TeaM_GiacJr has something to say amongst Halloween night and here it is:
(http://i33.tinypic.com/w70fo5.jpg)
After that, all the Zombie bots were gone... everybody lol'd. It was kind of suckish but hey. Who knows. Maybe next time they'll be able to play a little bit longer without being banned for having hacks. Hmph. Poor little Zombies.
lol'd i was there :P
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michael jackson(15) was reported by [RI]Frank_Hawk(39) for stole my nose
Lmfao thats great :D
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Philip's fails made me laugh like hell. He had /chatmode cb on when he was going to buy milk inside of a bar next to our hood.
*** [CB] Phil_Rivera(103): 7enter
*** [CB] Phil_Rivera(103): etner
*** [CB] Phil_Rivera(103): /enter
*** [CB] Phil_Rivera(103): 7etner/Ern
*** [CB] Phil_Rivera(103): 8buu y milk
*** [CB] Phil_Rivera(103): 7buty mil
Phil_Rivera (103) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
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Philip's fails made me laugh like hell. He had /chatmode cb on when he was going to buy milk inside of a bar next to our hood.
*** [CB] Phil_Rivera(103): 7enter
*** [CB] Phil_Rivera(103): etner
*** [CB] Phil_Rivera(103): /enter
*** [CB] Phil_Rivera(103): 7etner/Ern
*** [CB] Phil_Rivera(103): 8buu y milk
*** [CB] Phil_Rivera(103): 7buty mil
Phil_Rivera (103) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
Epic fail xD
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Philip's fails made me laugh like hell. He had /chatmode cb on when he was going to buy milk inside of a bar next to our hood.
*** [CB] Phil_Rivera(103): 7enter
*** [CB] Phil_Rivera(103): etner
*** [CB] Phil_Rivera(103): /enter
*** [CB] Phil_Rivera(103): 7etner/Ern
*** [CB] Phil_Rivera(103): 8buu y milk
*** [CB] Phil_Rivera(103): 7buty mil
Phil_Rivera (103) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
:/
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michael jackson(15) was reported by [RI]Frank_Hawk(39) for stole my nose
Haaaah awesome
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You aren't [AC]Bruno_Cyan .. Stop lying. And how in hells name can you get a forum warning after ONE day?
You mean you've never heard of Junaid?
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Philip's fails made me laugh like hell. He had /chatmode cb on when he was going to buy milk inside of a bar next to our hood.
*** [CB] Phil_Rivera(103): 7enter
*** [CB] Phil_Rivera(103): etner
*** [CB] Phil_Rivera(103): /enter
*** [CB] Phil_Rivera(103): 7etner/Ern
*** [CB] Phil_Rivera(103): 8buu y milk
*** [CB] Phil_Rivera(103): 7buty mil
Phil_Rivera (103) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
o.O ??
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Well Frank, then it had to be someone else.. [RI] makes me confusing D:
Was Mario.
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RS09(26), was banned by TeaM_GiacJr(33) for flameman is riding on your flying car hahaha
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Win /ad :lol:
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DeeJay(xx) was suspected by officer freecop(xx) for killed jesper_94
DeeJay(xx) was unsuspected by officer [SACS]JEmerson for Would have been autosuspected
DeeJay(xx) was suspected by officer freecop(xx) for killed jesper_94
DeeJay(xx) was unsuspected by officer [SACS]JEmerson for Would have been autosuspected
DeeJay(xx) was suspected by officer freecop(xx) for killed jesper_94
DeeJay(xx) was unsuspected by officer [SACS]JEmerson for Would have been autosuspected
DeeJay(xx) was suspected by officer freecop(xx) for killed jesper_94
DeeJay(xx) was unsuspected by officer [SACS]JEmerson for Would have been autosuspected
Now Emerson left.
DeeJay(xx) was suspected by officer freecop(xx) for killed jesper_94.
Finally the freecops lost him while SASD deputies covered DeeJay, and Rusty un suspected him. It was pretty damn funny. :poke:
that really sucks lol, i had it a lot of times also, you keep unsuspecting he suspects again,
and that 1000 times..... annoying, funny for outsiders though
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Looked through my screenshots:
There was a tempban bug, you had to tempban with the reason "test" else it wouldn't work, atleast i think so:
extrem(44) was tempbanned by [AV]Nexxt for 59 minutes. Reason: << told by Giac - Blowing up gasstations
AnDeR(44) has joined the server
AnDeR(44) was tempbanned by [AV]JDC_Kolta for 59 minutes. Reason: test.
_______________________________________ _________________________________
Money_mksaj (49) FUCK THIS SERVER!!
Money_mksaj(49), was kicked by Flash_Stracci(64) for be
(49), was kicked by [AV]Jay_Adams(41) for Bye
(49), was kicked by [AV]John_Leppi(72) for FUCK YOU
Hehe :P
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o.O ??
o.O what?
o/
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RS09(26), was banned by TeaM_GiacJr(33) for flameman is riding on your flying car hahaha
Lol i was trying to catch suspect, was standing on his car, while he suddenly flew away... with me on the car hood....
/report worked fast :P
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Lol i was trying to catch suspect, was standing on his car, while he suddenly flew away... with me on the car hood....
/report worked fast :P
You fell into death after ban?
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You fell into death after ban?
Huh.
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I know my spelling sucks really much.
I am kinda stupid also, doing lots of mistakes, didn't go very well in school also.
But i ment, if that guy got banned, car fell and FlameMan died or no.
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:D
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You fell into death after ban?
No no, I was ON it, not UNDER :P
I landed with that car :D
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Once again...one and only .... Amy Ancelotti !!!
Where's the joke?
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Wait until SugarD hears about this :S
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...
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***********(**) was suspected by officer [SACS]JEmerson(**) for eVADGINA
:conf:
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eVADGINA
:conf:
OMG! Its so funny! Gotta remeber it :)
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[AV]Vince(**) was suspected by officer [SACS]JEmerson(**) for shits fired
lmao that was funny :rofl: :lol:
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[AV]Vince(**) was suspected by officer [SACS]JEmerson(**) for shits fired
lmao that was funny :rofl: :lol:
***********(**) was suspected by officer [SACS]JEmerson(**) for eVADGINA
:conf:
JEmerson is using a crappy keyboard :roll:
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o.O what?
o/
That just went really weird thats why ;)
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Once again...one and only .... Amy Ancelotti !!!
How is retarded chat on /p funny?
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[AV]Vince(**) was suspected by officer [SACS]JEmerson(**) for shits fired
lmao that was funny :rofl: :lol:
Haaaah nice one :hah:
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PM From ForgotName(63): Hey! there's players at the graveyard who have hacks i was near them and they killed me in one hit
PM To ForgotName(63): Their Zombie bots not Players... ------------ Me
PM From ForgotName(63): No they run after me and kill me and i lost 100$!!
Guy didn't beleive me they were Bots, thought there was 10 hackers in LS Graveyard. :rofl:
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PM From ForgotName(63): Hey! there's players at the graveyard who have hacks i was near them and they killed me in one hit
PM To ForgotName(63): Their Zombie bots not Players... ------------ Me
PM From ForgotName(63): No they run after me and kill me and i lost 100$!!
Guy didn't beleive me they were Bots, thought there was 10 hackers in LS Graveyard. :rofl:
Haha :rofl:
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PM From ForgotName(63): Hey! there's players at the graveyard who have hacks i was near them and they killed me in one hit
PM To ForgotName(63): Their Zombie bots not Players... ------------ Me
PM From ForgotName(63): No they run after me and kill me and i lost 100$!!
Guy didn't beleive me they were Bots, thought there was 10 hackers in LS Graveyard. :rofl:
LOL, +1
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PM From ForgotName(63): Hey! there's players at the graveyard who have hacks i was near them and they killed me in one hit
PM To ForgotName(63): Their Zombie bots not Players... ------------ Me
PM From ForgotName(63): No they run after me and kill me and i lost 100$!!
Guy didn't beleive me they were Bots, thought there was 10 hackers in LS Graveyard. :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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PM From ForgotName(63): Hey! there's players at the graveyard who have hacks i was near them and they killed me in one hit
PM To ForgotName(63): Their Zombie bots not Players... ------------ Me
PM From ForgotName(63): No they run after me and kill me and i lost 100$!!
Guy didn't beleive me they were Bots, thought there was 10 hackers in LS Graveyard. :rofl:
haah awesome
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Tw1nz, was banned by [Rstar]IcyAero for flaming administrators
[Rstar]IcyAero was reported by [XU]XeqXeq for tank u
Funny guy :D
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I was looking trough my SA:MP screenshots and I found this one. I remember Louis Bruno had his period with this "Horrendous" thing :lol:
(http://i38.tinypic.com/j8ijxx.png)
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I was looking trough my SA:MP screenshots and I found this one. I remember Louis Bruno had his period with this "Horrendous" thing :lol:
(http://i38.tinypic.com/j8ijxx.png)
This is really old :lol: I was saying "This ...is .... spartaaa!!" and he was answering back with that
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:D
You forgot to add the
'Lol joke'
I didnt mean it :(
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PM From ForgotName(63): Hey! there's players at the graveyard who have hacks i was near them and they killed me in one hit
PM To ForgotName(63): Their Zombie bots not Players... ------------ Me
PM From ForgotName(63): No they run after me and kill me and i lost 100$!!
Guy didn't beleive me they were Bots, thought there was 10 hackers in LS Graveyard. :rofl:
ROFL MAO. :wow:
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Where's the joke?
Yeah... I don't see anything funny....
LOL @ rusty... did he ever make it out of there? Or did he keep killing himself?
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Hello page one hundred
JDC_Kolta: I love the word mate, it's so aussie
JDC_Kolta: Uhm, the noun, not the verb...
GiacJr: LOL
Cutter: :x
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ok so i was doing a drug deal for this so keep up ^^
Martin: hey got drugs
Player: yea i got 1kilo of both heroin and weed
Martin: i will take it all of it meet me at area 69
*few mins later*
Martin: got the drugs?
player: yea got the money:
martin: yea
martin : /cb move in he got the drugs
Martin: /s SACS Freeze your are underarrest
player: imma kill you for calling the cops you damn fed
Martin: you can try
*player drivers though area 69 fence (not regular exit)*
*vince specting player*
martin: /pm nope you won't have a chance to kill me
*Player Banned by [AV]Vince Reason: car handling and speed hacks*
lol :lol:
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Yeah... I don't see anything funny....
LOL @ rusty... did he ever make it out of there? Or did he keep killing himself?
Died 3 times then PM'd me about the so called "hackers".
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PM From ForgotName(63): Hey! there's players at the graveyard who have hacks i was near them and they killed me in one hit
PM To ForgotName(63): Their Zombie bots not Players... ------------ Me
PM From ForgotName(63): No they run after me and kill me and i lost 100$!!
Guy didn't beleive me they were Bots, thought there was 10 hackers in LS Graveyard. :rofl:
i fell for that too when i just got unbanned :(
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PM From ForgotName(63): Hey! there's players at the graveyard who have hacks i was near them and they killed me in one hit
PM To ForgotName(63): Their Zombie bots not Players... ------------ Me
PM From ForgotName(63): No they run after me and kill me and i lost 100$!!
Guy didn't beleive me they were Bots, thought there was 10 hackers in LS Graveyard. :rofl:
Lol this happened to me. I went to the Stracci Graveyard and I was like rping. I threw hatchets at one of them and they just kept following me and I was like OMG WTF RP YOU FRIGGING RETARD and I died >_<
Post Merge: November 04, 2009, 10:43:27 am
[AV]Vince(**) was suspected by officer [SACS]JEmerson(**) for shits fired
lmao that was funny :rofl: :lol:
/me poops into toilet while suspected
JEmerson Radio: SHITS FIRED SHITS FIRED xD
That would be awesome xD
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Tw1nz, was banned by [Rstar]IcyAero for flaming administrators
[Rstar]IcyAero was reported by [XU]XeqXeq for tank u
Funny guy :D
i like the last one heeh
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I missed halloween in argo :(
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I missed halloween in argo :(
halloween was sucky :S
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[AV]Pazienza(XX): Do you understand?
Tompa_Carloz(XX) points at Gregersen
Tompa_Carloz(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
[WS]Gregersen(XX) points at Dezaster!
[WS]Gregersen(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
Dezaster(XX) points at Tompa
Dezaster(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
- Then after he asked us several times if we agreed to the mirinda or what its called..
Tompa_Carloz(XX) points at the agent
[WS]Gregersen(XX) points at the agent
Dezaster(XX) points at the agent
Dezaster(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!
[WS]Gregersen(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
Tompa_Carloz(XX) shouts: HE DID IT!!
But then the agent got anoyed and we had to get jailed :P
We broke into the FBI Garage.. It was funny when this happend haha, All the FBI agents got totaly crazy.
Now THATS teamwork - Might not seem funny to you, but if you were there, you would have laughed ^^.
Fixed the blue text, I wrote wrong :i
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Shockk(69): Police Radio: u69a50 10-7, accident involving a lake and a pd car, Over.
Was funny at that time ;)
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Tw1nz, was banned by [Rstar]IcyAero for flaming administrators
[Rstar]IcyAero was reported by [XU]XeqXeq for tank u
Funny guy :D
Hah so funny :P
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***********(**) was suspected by officer [SACS]JEmerson(**) for eVADGINA
:conf:
WOW! lol, I usually am chasing people getting shot or or thinking about VADGINAS when I mess them up.
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Admins failed hard....
Stof_Alvarez(80) is lifted from banana rule by admin [AV]Masa_Rich(20)
Stof_Alvarez(80) is put under banana rule by admin TeaM_SugarD(23)
- 5 seconds later -
Stof_Alvarez(80) is lifted from banana rule by admin TeaM_Pancake(75)
Stof_Alvarez(80) is put under banana rule by admin TeaM_GiacJr(25)
- 5 seconds later -
Stof_Alvarez(80) is lifted from banana rule by admin TeaM_Pancake(75)
Stof_Alvarez(80) is put under banana rule by admin TeaM_GiacJr(25)
- 5 seconds later -
Stof_Alvarez(80) is lifted from banana rule by admin TeaM_GiacJr(25)
Stof_Alvarez(80) is put under banana rule by admin =AV=Nexxt[CS](65)
- 5 seconds later -
Stof_Alvarez(80) is lifted from banana rule by admin TeaM_Pancake(75)
Stof_Alvarez(80) is put under banana rule by admin [AV]Masa_Rich(20)
- 5 seconds later -
Stof_Alvarez(80) is lifted from banana rule by admin TeaM_Pancake(75)
Stof_Alvarez(80) is put under banana rule by admin TeaM_GiacJr(25)
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blabla(id) reported by Stof(80) for: I have a banana...
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin [AV]Masa_Rich
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_SugarD
Admin TeaM_SugarD: FAIL
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Admin TeaM_GiacJr: >_>
Admin TeaM_SugarD: LOL!
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: LOL
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: fail
Admin [WS]Seanolk: LOOL
Admin TeaM_SugarD: OMG ROFL
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Admin TeaM_SugarD: DUDE
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]
blabla[id] was reported by Stof for: Grrrr
Admin TeaM_SugarD: ROFLMFAO
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin [WS]Seanolk
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: WAHAHAH
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: now nobody do anything !
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin [AV]Masa_Rich
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: aw come on!
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: WAHAAHAH
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
:> Admins
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ROFL major fail :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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lol giac =/
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blabla(id) reported by Stof(80) for: I have a banana...
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin [AV]Masa_Rich
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_SugarD
Admin TeaM_SugarD: FAIL
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Admin TeaM_GiacJr: >_>
Admin TeaM_SugarD: LOL!
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: LOL
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: fail
Admin [WS]Seanolk: LOOL
Admin TeaM_SugarD: OMG ROFL
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Admin TeaM_SugarD: DUDE
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]
blabla[id] was reported by Stof for: Grrrr
Admin TeaM_SugarD: ROFLMFAO
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin [WS]Seanolk
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: WAHAHAH
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: now nobody do anything !
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin [AV]Masa_Rich
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: aw come on!
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: WAHAAHAH
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
:> Admins
LOL! owned! :)
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blabla(id) reported by Stof(80) for: I have a banana...
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin [AV]Masa_Rich
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_SugarD
Admin TeaM_SugarD: FAIL
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Admin TeaM_GiacJr: >_>
Admin TeaM_SugarD: LOL!
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: LOL
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: fail
Admin [WS]Seanolk: LOOL
Admin TeaM_SugarD: OMG ROFL
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Admin TeaM_SugarD: DUDE
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]
blabla[id] was reported by Stof for: Grrrr
Admin TeaM_SugarD: ROFLMFAO
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin [WS]Seanolk
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: WAHAHAH
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: now nobody do anything !
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin [AV]Masa_Rich
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: aw come on!
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: WAHAAHAH
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
:> Admins
Epic :lol:
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blabla(id) reported by Stof(80) for: I have a banana...
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin [AV]Masa_Rich
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_SugarD
Admin TeaM_SugarD: FAIL
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Admin TeaM_GiacJr: >_>
Admin TeaM_SugarD: LOL!
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: LOL
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: fail
Admin [WS]Seanolk: LOOL
Admin TeaM_SugarD: OMG ROFL
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Admin TeaM_SugarD: DUDE
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]
blabla[id] was reported by Stof for: Grrrr
Admin TeaM_SugarD: ROFLMFAO
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin [WS]Seanolk
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: WAHAHAH
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: now nobody do anything !
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin [AV]Masa_Rich
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: aw come on!
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: WAHAAHAH
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
:> Admins
this prove that the admins dont work together :P
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blabla(id) reported by Stof(80) for: I have a banana...
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin [AV]Masa_Rich
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_SugarD
Admin TeaM_SugarD: FAIL
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Admin TeaM_GiacJr: >_>
Admin TeaM_SugarD: LOL!
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: LOL
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: fail
Admin [WS]Seanolk: LOOL
Admin TeaM_SugarD: OMG ROFL
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Admin TeaM_SugarD: DUDE
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]
blabla[id] was reported by Stof for: Grrrr
Admin TeaM_SugarD: ROFLMFAO
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin [WS]Seanolk
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: WAHAHAH
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: now nobody do anything !
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin [AV]Masa_Rich
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: aw come on!
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: WAHAAHAH
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
:> Admins
BAHSAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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blabla(id) reported by Stof(80) for: I have a banana...
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin [AV]Masa_Rich
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_SugarD
Admin TeaM_SugarD: FAIL
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Admin TeaM_GiacJr: >_>
Admin TeaM_SugarD: LOL!
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: LOL
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: fail
Admin [WS]Seanolk: LOOL
Admin TeaM_SugarD: OMG ROFL
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Admin TeaM_SugarD: DUDE
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]
blabla[id] was reported by Stof for: Grrrr
Admin TeaM_SugarD: ROFLMFAO
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin [WS]Seanolk
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: WAHAHAH
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: now nobody do anything !
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin [AV]Masa_Rich
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: aw come on!
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: WAHAAHAH
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
:> Admins
Now that is the biggest fail i seriously ever saw.
But i lol'd hard.
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blabla(id) reported by Stof(80) for: I have a banana...
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin [AV]Masa_Rich
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_SugarD
Admin TeaM_SugarD: FAIL
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Admin TeaM_GiacJr: >_>
Admin TeaM_SugarD: LOL!
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: LOL
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: fail
Admin [WS]Seanolk: LOOL
Admin TeaM_SugarD: OMG ROFL
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Admin TeaM_SugarD: DUDE
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]
blabla[id] was reported by Stof for: Grrrr
Admin TeaM_SugarD: ROFLMFAO
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin [WS]Seanolk
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: WAHAHAH
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: now nobody do anything !
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin [AV]Masa_Rich
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: aw come on!
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: WAHAAHAH
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
:> Admins
Poor Stof :lol:
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Here is a report from the other day (the names of the players have been kept confidential to protect the innocent):
player1(ID) was reported by player2(ID) for killing me and i am white
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And why is that funny ???
Its actually a racist comment !
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And why is that funny ???
Its actually a racist comment !
I sees it at pretty funny, Chill out ;)
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My collection;
Nick_LoPresti(xx) was suspected by officer Jaka(xx) for don't wanna pay ticket end bullshits that I did blablabla
[SASD]CandyMan(xx) was suspected by officer Blinky_Stracci(xx) for 32 evasion from traffic stop
[SASD]CandyMan(xx): uhhh abuse much?
Blinky_Stracci: Unsu him please wrong id
While I was typing the ID for the unsu another guy got suspected and I looked at his id and I accidentally...
Lazy(xx) was suspected by officer Blinky_Stracci(xx) for evasion from traffic stop
[SASD]CandyMan(xx), has been unsuspected by [Rstar]Kutsune(xx) - wrong id
Lazy(xx) has been unsuspected by [WS]Pixy(xx) - wrong id
[SASD]CandyMan(xx): thank you
[WS]Pixy(xx):SHIT
[WS]Pixy(xx):wrong id!
[Rstar]Kitsune(xx): Pixy like ? LOL
He was later resuspected :razz:
Andy_McKinley06(xx): mrskarlsonn, can you teleport to me?
MrsKarlsson(xx): no, I don't have hacks
Crime of snejok_devil(7): suspected by officer hooomey(xx) for car chase
Djok_Snocids(xx) was suspected by officer Jimmyhead521(xx) for can't drive
ADVERTISEMENT: [TCL:PB] Got a winner ! 30,000$ - [RIo]Jimmy_Neil, contact [TCL]Carbon(Phone:xxxx)
Mafs_Corleone(xx): PB?
[AV]IcyAero(xx): TCL:PB?
[TCL]Carbon(xx): Paint Ball
Mafs_Corleone(xx): Penis Bathering?
Crime of [AV]Sunny_Cortez(xx): suspected by officer [ZT]Louis_Dragon(xx) for "f**king whores in public"
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My collection;
Nick_LoPresti(xx) was suspected by officer Jaka(xx) for don't wanna pay ticket end bullshits that I did blablabla
[SASD]CandyMan(xx) was suspected by officer Blinky_Stracci(xx) for 32 evasion from traffic stop
[SASD]CandyMan(xx): uhhh abuse much?
Blinky_Stracci: Unsu him please wrong id
While I was typing the ID for the unsu another guy got suspected and I looked at his id and I accidentally...
Lazy(xx) was suspected by officer Blinky_Stracci(xx) for evasion from traffic stop
[SASD]CandyMan(xx), has been unsuspected by [Rstar]Kutsune(xx) - wrong id
Lazy(xx) has been unsuspected by [WS]Pixy(xx) - wrong id
[SASD]CandyMan(xx): thank you
[WS]Pixy(xx):SHIT
[WS]Pixy(xx):wrong id!
[Rstar]Kitsune(xx): Pixy like ? LOL
He was later resuspected :razz:
Andy_McKinley06(xx): mrskarlsonn, can you teleport to me?
MrsKarlsson(xx): no, I don't have hacks
Crime of snejok_devil(7): suspected by officer hooomey(xx) for car chase
Djok_Snocids(xx) was suspected by officer Jimmyhead521(xx) for can't drive
ADVERTISEMENT: [TCL:PB] Got a winner ! 30,000$ - [RIo]Jimmy_Neil, contact [TCL]Carbon(Phone:xxxx)
Mafs_Corleone(xx): PB?
[AV]IcyAero(xx): TCL:PB?
[TCL]Carbon(xx): Paint Ball
Mafs_Corleone(xx): Penis Bathering?
Crime of [AV]Sunny_Cortez(xx): suspected by officer [ZT]Louis_Dragon(xx) for "f**king whores in public"
Haah the one with worng Unsus was awesome & the last one suspected: For "f**king whores in public"
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And why is that funny ???
Its actually a racist comment !
And why is that racist? He could mean that he had white colour of nickname!!
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And why is that funny ???
Its actually a racist comment !
It's funny because he meant that he is not suspect by ''i'm white'' and it looks like its racist :lol: ( I guess )
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Admin Violet_Corleone (47): 3,2,1, blastoff!
Amy_Ancelotti (40) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery
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lol
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lol
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[AV]Chris_StatuZ(73) was suspected by officer [Rstar]CBFasi(59) for bad duck
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[AV]Chris_StatuZ(73) was suspected by officer [Rstar]CBFasi(59) for bad duck
bad duck?? wtf haaah
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And why is that funny ???
Its actually a racist comment !
It's funny because racism is funny
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It's funny because racism is funny
lol
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*rywin jumps onto the train from a bridge (a cop was there too)*
[WS]Thomas_C says: LOL!
[WS]Thomas_C says: Suspects could use that to evade from the cops :D
rywin (xx) was suspected by Dawkins (42) for Evading
[WS]Thomas_C says: lol, HE DID! :D
(some other guy on the train) says: LOL!
Was quite funny :D
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*rywin jumps onto the train from a bridge (a cop was there too)*
[WS]Thomas_C says: LOL!
[WS]Thomas_C says: Suspects could use that to evade from the cops :D
rywin (xx) was suspected by Dawkins (42) for Evading
[WS]Thomas_C says: lol, HE DID! :D
(some other guy on the train) says: LOL!
Was quite funny :D
Are there any trains in game now?
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Yep
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[AV]Grzesiek: Come to Verdant Meadows
(...)
[AV]Traser: Grz Coming?
[AV]Grzesiek: I'm already there ...
[AV]Traser: no ...
[AV]Traser: Where?
[AV]Traser is at Verdant Bluffs, Los Santos
[AV]Grzesiek: hHAHAHA
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Somenewguy(XX): ware can i bay money?
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Somenewguy(XX): ware can i bay money?
lmfao.
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Somenewguy(XX): ware can i bay money?
Please tell me the place, if you find it. i can allways use more money :) :P
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Somenewguy(XX): ware can i bay money?
I imagined this guy saying it
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/8/85/Retardedness.gif)
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[AV]Grzesiek: Come to Verdant Meadows
(...)
[AV]Traser: Grz Coming?
[AV]Grzesiek: I'm already there ...
[AV]Traser: no ...
[AV]Traser: Where?
[AV]Traser is at Verdant Bluffs, Los Santos
[AV]Grzesiek: hHAHAHA
Lol nice one :p
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I imagined this guy saying it
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/8/85/Retardedness.gif)
LMFAO Nice one oliver :D
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Admin Violet_Corleone (47): 3,2,1, blastoff!
Amy_Ancelotti (40) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery
:S
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Somenewguy(XX): ware can i bay money?
lol funny guy xD
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[AV]Chris_StatuZ(73) was suspected by officer [Rstar]CBFasi(59) for bad duck
I laughed hard >:D
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I laughed hard >:D
Because the joke is funny or because CBFasi has a [Rstar] in his name?
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Because the joke is funny or because CBFasi has a [Rstar] in his name?
The joke lol.
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The joke lol.
Could you share the punch of the joke with us then?
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Could you share the punch of the joke with us then?
Because, Suspecting for 'bad duck' is taken as abuse of /su (Or rulebreak w.e) and thats the ARPD Chief, so he should know ;)
Why being so negative?
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Would you laugh just as much at this one?
[AV]Chris_StatuZ(73) was suspected by officer Rompel(59) for bad duck
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Being honest, less people would laugh at that if done by Chris than by CBFasi.
Although I'd raise an eyebrow and say "What kind of crime is bad duck? :lol: "
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HCOOH: (17) i dont like the look of the train reversing, how do i turn it :help:
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HCOOH: (17) i dont like the look of the train reversing, how do i turn it :help:
:rofl: tell him to go around SA train tracks
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Would you laugh just as much at this one?
[AV]Chris_StatuZ(73) was suspected by officer Rompel(59) for bad duck
LOL Suspecting Chris for bad duck? 8D
Suspect him for bad fireman with shovel next time xD
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It was yesterday night, me and Louis have been Undercover watching the Weed Fields... something that was epic!!
*Evening Night - Dark*
*After a small chase Louis had forgot to set his /showbadge OFF, I had the badge off already.*
later on.
*A freecop arrives on a Police Bike*
RiderUK(2) smokes a cigerrete, Chilling out.
[AV]Louis_Keyl(63) Thinks: That cop is ruining our Operation.
RiderUK(2): Louis ur not under cover
[AV]Rock_Kolta(32) thinks louis is a fail
[AV]Louis_Keyl(63) failed.
The fact is if you did not understand it, that Louis thought he was UC and that his badge was concealed, badly he had forgot to set it off, so he tried to moan that the freecop (DriverGuy aka RiderUK) was ruining our cover / operation just cause of his map bleep, but then he understand that it was he who did the most damage... as if civilians see dark blue, they never go there... if they see light blue, they almost always go near freecops as they are not afraid of the most :P
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A pretty old one (http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/1859/lolam.png)
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LOL
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A pretty old one (http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/1859/lolam.png)
Lol he was always making me laugh but he did gt quite annoying.
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Would you laugh just as much at this one?
[AV]Chris_StatuZ(73) was suspected by officer Rompel(59) for bad duck
It wasnt "Rompel", it was CBFasi when we were testing the trains...
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Because, Suspecting for 'bad duck' is taken as abuse of /su (Or rulebreak w.e) and thats the ARPD Chief, so he should know ;)
Why being so negative?
Chris' mistake was not explain the situation...
At the time I was testing trains.
AND the suspect was UNSUSPECTED within 30 seconds, test was actually successful.
Posting like this independant of the rest of the facts can get people in trouble, and is also why SAPD investigate rather than rely on simple statements. Often I find a comment appears torublesome until I see all other related comments, in many cases the complainant is actually at fault and sometimes has SET UP others to end up punished if the situation is not sufficantly investigated.
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Chris' mistake was not explain the situation...
At the time I was testing trains.
AND the suspect was UNSUSPECTED within 30 seconds, test was actually successful.
Posting like this independant of the rest of the facts can get people in trouble, and is also why SAPD investigate rather than rely on simple statements. Often I find a comment appears torublesome until I see all other related comments, in many cases the complainant is actually at fault and sometimes has SET UP others to end up punished if the situation is not sufficantly investigated.
Dingdingdingding. SCORE.
Matthew_Green:(12) Car on Train Tracks + Train + Trank = someone call 911
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I got a good one here....
[SASD]Rory_A: (0) /me carjacks myself
[SASD]Rory_A: (0) /me reports myself
[SASD]Rory_A: (0) /me kicks myself
[SASD]Rory_A(0) was reported by Mich_Diablos(16) for carjacking
[SASD]Rory_A(0) you were warned by TeaM_SugarD(8) for no car jacking
[SASD]Rory_A(0) was warned by TeaM_SugarD(8) for no car jacking
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Eagle_Black was warned by ***** for deathmatching.
Made me laugh.
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I got a good one here....
[SASD]Rory_A: (0) /me carjacks myself
[SASD]Rory_A: (0) /me reports myself
[SASD]Rory_A: (0) /me kicks myself
[SASD]Rory_A(0) was reported by Mich_Diablos(16) for carjacking
[SASD]Rory_A(0) you were warned by TeaM_SugarD(8) for no car jacking
[SASD]Rory_A(0) was warned by TeaM_SugarD(8) for no car jacking
lol
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[RI]Mario_Rinna was suspected by officer [SACS]JEmerson for stop
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Eagle_Black was warned by ***** for deathmatching.
Made me laugh.
How is this funny? :neutral:
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I got a good one here....
[SASD]Rory_A: (0) /me carjacks myself
[SASD]Rory_A: (0) /me reports myself
[SASD]Rory_A: (0) /me kicks myself
[SASD]Rory_A(0) was reported by Mich_Diablos(16) for carjacking
[SASD]Rory_A(0) you were warned by TeaM_SugarD(8) for no car jacking
[SASD]Rory_A(0) was warned by TeaM_SugarD(8) for no car jacking
himself* (Didn't you call yourself a 'grammar nazi bitch' on the ARPD Forums? :D)
that was epic though.
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I got a good one here....
[SASD]Rory_A: (0) /me carjacks myself
[SASD]Rory_A: (0) /me reports myself
[SASD]Rory_A: (0) /me kicks myself
[SASD]Rory_A(0) was reported by Mich_Diablos(16) for carjacking
[SASD]Rory_A(0) you were warned by TeaM_SugarD(8) for no car jacking
[SASD]Rory_A(0) was warned by TeaM_SugarD(8) for no car jacking
I think someone needs to read his Admin rules... I don't think ADMINS are not allowed to warn/kick/ban others. Or am I mistaken?
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I think someone needs to read his Admin rules... I don't think ADMINS are not allowed to warn/kick/ban others. Or am I mistaken?
Admins are allowed to warn / kick / ban others for a reason. I think what you mean is Admins are not allowed to use commands on OTHER ADMINS. :lol:
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Admins are allowed to warn / kick / ban others for a reason. I think what you mean is Admins are not allowed to use commands on OTHER ADMINS. :lol:
:( You got me. Well what I meant with 'others' is you guys, ADMINS. :redface:
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PM From Jaka(16): How to change wive?
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I got a good one here....
[SASD]Rory_A: (0) /me carjacks myself
[SASD]Rory_A: (0) /me reports myself
[SASD]Rory_A: (0) /me kicks myself
[SASD]Rory_A(0) was reported by Mich_Diablos(16) for carjacking
[SASD]Rory_A(0) you were warned by TeaM_SugarD(8) for no car jacking
[SASD]Rory_A(0) was warned by TeaM_SugarD(8) for no car jacking
Admins are allowed to warn / kick / ban others for a reason. I think what you mean is Admins are not allowed to use commands on OTHER ADMINS. :lol:
JDC, Rory is an admin ;)
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Dispatch:*Internal message from the hospital*: Call from Lustigkurre
Dispatch: Incident: HELLO I GOT SHOT AT GS9 AND PLEASE COME TO SAVE ME FOR FUCK SAKE.
Admin [Rstar]Rusty: yup same person
Admin TeaM_JayL: ok ill ban
Admin [Rstar]Rusty: 10-4 captain panasonic
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Dispatch:*Internal message from the hospital*: Call from Lustigkurre
Dispatch: Incident: HELLO I GOT SHOT AT GS9 AND PLEASE COME TO SAVE ME FOR f**k SAKE.
Admin [Rstar]Rusty: yup same person
Admin TeaM_JayL: ok ill ban
Admin [Rstar]Rusty: 10-4 captain panasonic
Bahaha!!
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A pretty old one (http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/1859/lolam.png)
LMAO a lovely pot head.
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JDC, Rory is an admin ;)
I knew that all along, I was just having fun by sarcastically correcting Andy's post :lol:
PM From Jaka(16): How to change wive?
HAHAHAHA!!!! :rofl: :rofl:
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Joel_Dragon: (XX) how u put weapons in bank?
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Joel_Dragon: (XX) how u put weapons in bank?
Omg :lol:
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some random guy pm me.
PM from Rafael_Novoa(6): enter my car and you dead
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[RI]Mario_rinna: (x) next person to get kicked by jeffrey is a fag
TeaM_GiacJr (xx) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey
Me and half the server lol'ed at that :lol:
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[RI]Mario_rinna: (x) next person to get kicked by jeffrey is a fag
TeaM_GiacJr (xx) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey
Me and half the server lol'ed at that :lol:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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LoL.
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[RI]Mario_rinna: (x) next person to get kicked by jeffrey is a fag
TeaM_GiacJr (xx) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey
Me and half the server lol'ed at that :lol:
lmfao nice one :D
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[RI]Mario_rinna: (x) next person to get kicked by jeffrey is a fag
TeaM_GiacJr (xx) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey
Me and half the server lol'ed at that :lol:
Made my day!!!!!!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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[RI]Mario_rinna: (x) next person to get kicked by jeffrey is a fag
TeaM_GiacJr (xx) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey
Me and half the server lol'ed at that :lol:
:lol:
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[RI]Mario_rinna: (x) next person to get kicked by jeffrey is a fag
TeaM_GiacJr (xx) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey
Me and half the server lol'ed at that :lol:
This one could be Epic if it was himself there got kicked :)
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[RI]Mario_rinna: (x) next person to get kicked by jeffrey is a fag
TeaM_GiacJr (xx) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey
Me and half the server lol'ed at that :lol:
:rofl:
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:mad:
I had my fingers crossed that wouldn't end up here... :lol:
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:mad:
I had my fingers crossed that wouldn't end up here... :lol:
Sorry :poke:
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Ahahahahaa
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PM from Arnold_Braunschweig(68): How I do sex? I have condom and girl in club
PM sent to Arnold_Braunschweig(68): No clue
PM from Arnold_Braunschweig(68): I need clue to do sex?
Sounded quite funny :D
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Iangi123123(73), was banned by [Rstar]Rusty(70) for Trying to beat Usain Bolt? Speed hacks
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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PM from Vince(72): Come to SFPD and be my security guard while I do this deal.
PM to Vince(72): Are you undercover?
PM from Vince(72): Yes, I am doing a car deal.
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PM from Vince(72): Come to SFPD and be my security guard while I do this deal.
PM to Vince(72): Are you undercover?
PM from Vince(72): Yes, I am doing a car deal.
Lmfao Johny.. And vince your one of a kind :D
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PM from Vince(72): Come to SFPD and be my security guard while I do this deal.
PM to Vince(72): Are you undercover?
PM from Vince(72): Yes, I am doing a car deal.
ROFL :D :rofl: :rofl:
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PM from Vince(72): Come to SFPD and be my security guard while I do this deal.
PM to Vince(72): Are you undercover?
PM from Vince(72): Yes, I am doing a car deal.
:lol:
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PM from Vince(72): Come to SFPD and be my security guard while I do this deal.
PM to Vince(72): Are you undercover?
PM from Vince(72): Yes, I am doing a car deal.
He sold his Banshee because I painted his car pink all the time. :m4:
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[RI]Mario_rinna: (x) next person to get kicked by jeffrey is a fag
TeaM_GiacJr (xx) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey
Me and half the server lol'ed at that :lol:
Would never have thought that Mario makes gay jokes. Ha.
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He sold his Banshee because I painted his car pink all the time. :m4:
Pass on the treatment to the next car he buys then :lol:
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im sorry but i forgot the persons name, he got kicked for this, i didnt find this funny but some people did lol so maybe im just not a funny guy:
somerandomguy: pussy=vagina
somerandomguy2: vagina=pussy=twat=tw@=internetcafe in gta4=internet=:o
admin: not funny
somerandomguy2 was kicked by admin for: not porn
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im sorry but i forgot the persons name, he got kicked for this, i didnt find this funny but some people did lol so maybe im just not a funny guy:
somerandomguy: pussy=vagina
somerandomguy2: vagina=pussy=twat=tw@=internetcafe in gta4=internet=:o
admin: not funny
somerandomguy2 was kicked by admin for: not porn
Cool story bro
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Cool story bro
Cool story bro is old and became uncool.
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[AA]JimmyBowling: (72) CBF will u marry me?
[Rstar]CBFasi: (48) no sorry i married to scripts
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[AA]JimmyBowling: (72) CBF will u marry me?
[Rstar]CBFasi: (48) no sorry i married to scripts
Omfg :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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[AA]JimmyBowling: (72) CBF will u marry me?
[Rstar]CBFasi: (48) no sorry i married to scripts
Laugh my fucking ass off
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(forgot 1st name)_GvardiaT (50) was tempbanned by MrNEO for 1 hour for don't suicide as suspect.
MrNEO(xx): oops wrong ID.
(25 lines of LOLs and U Fails later)
Driverguy (51) was tempbanned by MrNEO for don't suicide as suspect.
MrNEO: there, correct ID.
:rofl: :rofl:
!!!!!CLASS A FAIL!!!!!
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(forgot 1st name)_GvardiaT (50) was tempbanned by MrNEO for 1 hour for don't suicide as suspect.
MrNEO(xx): oops wrong ID.
(25 lines of LOLs and U Fails later)
Driverguy (51) was tempbanned by MrNEO for don't suicide as suspect.
MrNEO: there, correct ID.
:rofl: :rofl:
!!!!!CLASS A FAIL!!!!!
i would get really angry if this happen to me lmfao :P
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[AA]JimmyBowling: (72) CBF will u marry me?
[Rstar]CBFasi: (48) no sorry i married to scripts
haaah
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[AA]JimmyBowling: (72) CBF will u marry me?
[Rstar]CBFasi: (48) no sorry i married to scripts
ROFL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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[AA]JimmyBowling: (72) CBF will u marry me?
[Rstar]CBFasi: (48) no sorry i married to scripts
that's what you call dedication!
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[AA]JimmyBowling: (72) CBF will u marry me?
[Rstar]CBFasi: (48) no sorry i married to scripts
:rofl:
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[AA]JimmyBowling: (72) CBF will u marry me?
[Rstar]CBFasi: (48) no sorry i married to scripts
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I wanted to post that here but u were faster ! :lol:
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this happened to me. i forgot the othere persons last name:
pm to amy_...: im watching you
pm from amy_...: catch me if you can
a chase later.
pm from amy_...: you fail!
pm to amy_...: >:( i pwn!
lots of pm's later.
amy_... was kicked for flooding.
Marouan_KoltsovT: i pwned her
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I was looking in some old screenshots, and saw this, which made me laugh.
*** [CB] Phil_Rivera(1): THIS TIME
*** [CB] Phil_Rivera(1): I AM NOT DRIVING
[/l] Julian_Mendez(40) says: You drive, Sangre.
*** [CB] Phil_Rivera(1): FUCKIGN
[/l] Julian_Mendez(40) says: Or Rico.
*** [CB] Julian_Mendez(40): Hahahahaha
Picture of it:
(http://i38.tinypic.com/21j4vvl.png)
Sangre was what we called Phil IC, it was his streetname.
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Cool story bro is old and became uncool.
Riveting tail, chap?
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Riveting tail, chap?
What do things that hang behind animals have to do with stories?
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Riveting tail, chap?
Lol i dont even know what this means :( why cant people use normal every day words :D
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Riveting tail, chap?
you ment Riveting tale, chap? ?
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[AA]JimmyBowling: (72) CBF will u marry me?
[Rstar]CBFasi: (48) no sorry i married to scripts
I dont even find it hillarious.
It's just funny because he got a [Rstar] infront of his name right?
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Riveting tail, chap?
Riveting >> (http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:WAB_GGpr_QixeM:http://www.hickerphoto.com/data/media/43/whale-tail_3319.jpg) << ???????
It's "tale", chap.
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/me is driving with Bianconeri and RBin_Alterlis in PD Cruise.
[AV]Bianconeri(66) says (/l) - Oh another newb that's want to be suspected.
Strongjerry456(43) was banned by (i dont remmeber) for Weapon hacks and car hp.
[AV]Bianconeri(66) sdays (/l) - Oh another banned newb that's want to be suspected.
CB Channel (WS+AV Alliance) - [WS]Amon_Rich - That's made my day,LOL.
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[AA]JimmyBowling: (72) CBF will u marry me?
[Rstar]CBFasi: (48) no sorry i married to scripts
that pwns
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I got lot's off pm's form mich
Drix_Alvarez(XX) : Jeffery KICK MICH!!
Mich_Diablos(XX): DONT DO IT!
Drix_Alvarez(XX) have been kicked by jeffery for flooding.
Drix_Alvarez(XX) : I HATE YOU I TOLD YOU KICK HIM!
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blabla(id) reported by Stof(80) for: I have a banana...
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin [AV]Masa_Rich
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_SugarD
Admin TeaM_SugarD: FAIL
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Admin TeaM_GiacJr: >_>
Admin TeaM_SugarD: LOL!
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: LOL
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: fail
Admin [WS]Seanolk: LOOL
Admin TeaM_SugarD: OMG ROFL
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Admin TeaM_SugarD: DUDE
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]
blabla[id] was reported by Stof for: Grrrr
Admin TeaM_SugarD: ROFLMFAO
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin [WS]Seanolk
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: WAHAHAH
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: now nobody do anything !
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_Pancake
Stof_Alvares is put under banana rule by Admin [AV]Masa_Rich
Admin [AV]Masa_Rich: aw come on!
Admin =AV=Nexxt[CS]: WAHAAHAH
Stof_Alvares is lifted from banana rule by Admin TeaM_GiacJr
:> Admins
I guess that everyone fails :(
I was login in and saw this
Crack_Gates: (2) Wtf is there a Person Called None.
Lot's of Lol's
Pic:
(http://i48.tinypic.com/iy1q47.jpg)
Then i was kicked for didin't login in time :D
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I lol'd at 'none' :lol:
Put it in log form so that it gets recorded in the Argonath Humor :P
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I guess that everyone fails :(
I was login in and saw this
Crack_Gates: (2) Wtf is there a Person Called None.
Lot's of Lol's
Pic:
(http://i48.tinypic.com/iy1q47.jpg)
Then i was kicked for didin't login in time :D
I thought you weren't supposed to laugh at serious questions.
Imagine asking a girl to a date only to get her laughing in your face.
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For 1 euro?
I'd laugh at her.
What has that to do with a funny chatlog?
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[AVt]Mac_Taylor: im just telling alan in spanish
Alan_Mazunik: para por criminales? que quisiste decir?
[AVt]Mac_Taylor: in case he doesnt understand english
[AVt]Mac_Taylor: alan yo pm tu
Alan_Mazunik: speak in english because your spanish is so bad XD
I don't know about you guys but I found this funny.
:ps:I think I didn't catch the whole conversation.
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[AVt]Mac_Taylor: im just telling alan in spanish
Alan_Mazunik: para por criminales? que quisiste decir?
[AVt]Mac_Taylor: in case he doesnt understand english
[AVt]Mac_Taylor: alan yo pm tu
Alan_Mazunik: speak in english because your spanish is so bad XD
I don't know about you guys but I found this funny.
:ps:I think I didn't catch the whole conversation.
LMfao Pwnt :P
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[AVt]Mac_Taylor: im just telling alan in spanish
Alan_Mazunik: para por criminales? que quisiste decir?
[AVt]Mac_Taylor: in case he doesnt understand english
[AVt]Mac_Taylor: alan yo pm tu
Alan_Mazunik: speak in english because your spanish is so bad XD
I was TOTALLY laughing at this :lol:
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I was login in and saw this
Crack_Gates: (2) Wtf is there a Person Called None.
Lot's of Lol's
Pic:
(http://i48.tinypic.com/iy1q47.jpg)
Then i was kicked for didin't login in time :D
I loled first :D
Guy thought there is a person called None and it owns alot of cars.
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I got lot's off pm's form mich
Drix_Alvarez(XX) : Jeffery KICK MICH!!
Mich_Diablos(XX): DONT DO IT!
Drix_Alvarez(XX) have been kicked by jeffery for flooding.
Drix_Alvarez(XX) : I HATE YOU I TOLD YOU KICK HIM!
u got pwnd
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I got lot's off pm's form mich
Drix_Alvarez(XX) : Jeffery KICK MICH!!
Mich_Diablos(XX): DONT DO IT!
Drix_Alvarez(XX) have been kicked by jeffery for flooding.
Drix_Alvarez(XX) : I HATE YOU I TOLD YOU KICK HIM!
Old joke, in other words :P Expired
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This is what will happen to those who keep spamming "give payday pls" :lol:
(http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk188/Schitter_95/negativemoney.png)
Courtesy of Gimli (he setted it back after though :D)
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oh lawd, 20k in total? :<
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This is what will happen to those who keep spamming "give payday pls" :lol:
(http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk188/Schitter_95/negativemoney.png)
Courtesy of Gimli (he setted it back after though :D)
LOL
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This is what will happen to those who keep spamming "give payday pls" :lol:
(http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk188/Schitter_95/negativemoney.png)
Courtesy of Gimli (he setted it back after though :D)
PWNED! :wow: :wow: :lol:
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Louis_Keyl was reported by xx for He got normal clothes and he is a cop!!!
Admin GiacJr: LOL! Undercover at it's finest!!
Admin [AV]Wolfe: ID 21's name = Vince
Admin [AV]Wolfe: Captain SHITFACE!
Admin GiacJr: LOL
Admin [AV]Wayne: lol
Admin [AV]Nexxt: LOOL!
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c284/Giac_Jr/1337.png)
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(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c284/Giac_Jr/1337.png)
Robin failed :razz:
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This is what will happen to those who keep spamming "give payday pls" :lol:
(http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk188/Schitter_95/negativemoney.png)
Courtesy of Gimli (he setted it back after though :D)
= STFU ONCE LOL!
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PM from Julian_Wallace(xx): GET IN CHANNEL **** NAO!!!
PM to Julian_Wallace(xx): I am there, lol
PM from Julian_Wallace(xx): GET IN CHANNEL **** NAO!!!
PM from Julian_Wallace(xx): GET IN CHANNEL **** NAO!!!
***[7***]Aksel_E: Hello, someone here?
***[7***]Julian_Wallace has joined the channel
***[7***]Julian_Wallace: hej? :<
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PM from Julian_Wallace(xx): GET IN CHANNEL **** NAO!!!
PM to Julian_Wallace(xx): I am there, lol
PM from Julian_Wallace(xx): GET IN CHANNEL **** NAO!!!
PM from Julian_Wallace(xx): GET IN CHANNEL **** NAO!!!
***[7***]Aksel_E: Hello, someone here?
***[7***]Julian_Wallace has joined the channel
***[7***]Julian_Wallace: hej? :<
That was hilarious, what a freaking fail. :lol:
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This is a screenshot of some weird coincidence :)
As below:
[XC]MiniMini: (43) lol
lol(67) has joined the server
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i thought it was funny :)
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This is a screenshot of some weird coincidence :)
As below:
[XC]MiniMini: (43) lol
lol(67) has joined the server
...
i thought it was funny :)
Lol there alot becoming more and more funny ones now :D
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Cool weapon to use on cop duty
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yes is it :)
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Admin [AV]Wolfe: ID 21's name = Vince
Admin [AV]Wolfe: Captain SHITFACE!
Admin GiacJr: LOL
Admin [AV]Wayne: lol
Admin [AV]Nexxt: LOOL!
Our respected admins flaming eachother at its best.
I find it funny that other admins just laugh about blatant flaming on the admin chat.
It's just odd that regulars get kicked for flaming their co-members while admins use their precious time to call others 'Captain SHITFACE!'.
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Our respected admins flaming eachother at its best.
I find it funny that other admins just laugh about blatant flaming on the admin chat.
It's just that some 'Admins' got too 'comfortable '
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Our respected admins flaming eachother at its best.
I find it funny that other admins just laugh about blatant flaming on the admin chat.
Thats why we call it admin humor... ^^ but ye its not nice ;)
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Louis_Keyl was reported by xx for He got normal clothes and he is a cop!!!
Admin GiacJr: LOL! Undercover at it's finest!!
HAHAHAHAHA
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Louis_Keyl was reported by xx for He got normal clothes and he is a cop!!!
HAHAHA :rofl: :rofl:
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Louis_Keyl was reported by xx for He got normal clothes and he is a cop!!!
Admin GiacJr: LOL! Undercover at it's finest!!
AHAHAHAHAHA LOL I love undercover Cops/FBI :D :rofl: :rofl:
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Our respected admins flaming eachother at its best.
I find it funny that other admins just laugh about blatant flaming on the admin chat.
It's just odd that regulars get kicked for flaming their co-members while admins use their precious time to call others 'Captain SHITFACE!'.
Yeah... even though its just jokes i've been kicked for doing such at least 6 times, one being from an admin making that joke on there.
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I've observed that people were not kicked for flaming in CB Channels, unless it was towards developers, seen by those who were in -1 channel.
MIB already issued a warning to Admins for using the admin chat for such purposes, in my opinion it would be better if a CB Channel was used instead.
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Yeah, that funny chat log was taken from a screenie that was taken about 8 montnhs ago. :)
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-1 channel.
:o?
Anyways:
Mich_Diablos(XX) was suspected by officer Jack_Smth(XX) for scary clown scaring little kids
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There is a CB Channel that can see anything said in all other CB Channels, and is also capable of broadcasting to all other channels. Yes. That means even CB Channels are watched.
And as a result, anyone who thinks they can use the CB Channel to shit Managers / Developers / Owners and et cetera has to revise their mindset.
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Lol'd
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:o?
Anyways:
Mich_Diablos(XX) was suspected by officer Jack_Smth(XX) for scary clown scaring little kids
Woah, that's the best suspect ever in my opinion.
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During a random discussion, I recalled how I almost flipped a Police Ranger while I was doing training because of my epicly bad driving habits (wasn't an exam, made a mistake) as an SAPD Cadet with Pancher :P
[XXXX][AV]JDC_Kolta(13): I remember almost killing Deputy Chief Pancher during my Cadet exam lol
[Rstar]Pancher(10) has joined the server
[XXXX][AV]JDC_Kolta(13): He told me to drive around LS.
[XXXX][Rstar]Jaaskaa(26): LOL!
(http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk188/Schitter_95/SAMP%20Screenshots/PancherAndCadetTraining.png)
Maybe someone did /getonline [Rstar]Pancher in a different CB or something? :P
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He came to kill you JDC !
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Forgot the name..
Player: hey guys, i am going to apply at university, wish my ass lick.
player: luck*
then all layers lol'd.. :lol:
Then all players lol'd... :mad:
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Forgot the name..
Player: hey guys, i am going to apply at university, wish my ass lick.
player: luck*
then all layers lol'd.. :lol:
Woah, Layers?
LOL, real fail.
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i forgot the name of the other person, i think alot of people saw this one, this is the whole story:
/call (number)
person: hello?
Marouan_Koltsov: im watching you
person: yeah sure.
Marouan_Koltsov: i will catch you
person: aha
they hung up ((but i didnt know that))
(in public) Marouan_Koltsov: i will rape you so hard you will bleed out of you arse!
Marouan_Koltsov: oops
Marouan_Koltsov: XD fail
lines of lol and XD
Marouan_Koltsov: that was supposed to be a phonecall
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then all layers lol'd.. :lol:
This is actually quite more funny than the other chat log you posted :rofl:
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[fail] then all layers lol'd.. :lol: [/fail]
Lmfao
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:o?
Anyways:
Mich_Diablos(XX) was suspected by officer Jack_Smth(XX) for scary clown scaring little kids
Are Cops Allowed To Suspect People for That?
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no
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no
So thats abuse....
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Do you mind to STOP the i-want-my-postaccount-higher posting?
Forgot the name..
Player: hey guys, i am going to apply at university, wish my ass lick.
player: luck*
then all layers lol'd.. :lol:
Then all players lol'd... :mad:
And i lol'd :poke:
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http://argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?topic=546.8205 (http://argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?topic=546.8205)
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***[XXXX] TeaM_JayL(51): id love to be chase's assistant so he can f**k my ass everyday
***[XXXX] [Rstar]Fernando(52): sick
***[XXXX] TeaM_JayL(51): lmao
***[XXXX] Arnold_Wilson(26): Screenshoted. LOL
***[XXXX] [AV]Louis_Keyl(37): i would like to be Chase Assistant to fire you all
Proof: (After editing to be in order, as there was much spam by public - PMs.)
(http://i47.tinypic.com/30bzf4j.png) (I got the untouched too :P)
That made my ROFLMAO for 5 Mins LOL. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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***[XXXX] TeaM_JayL(51): id love to be chase's assistant so he can f**k my ass everyday
***[XXXX] [Rstar]Fernando(52): sick
***[XXXX] TeaM_JayL(51): lmao
***[XXXX] Arnold_Wilson(26): Screenshoted. LOL
***[XXXX] [AV]Louis_Keyl(37): i would like to be Chase Assistant to fire you all
Proof: (After editing to be in order, as there was much spam by public - PMs.)
(http://i47.tinypic.com/30bzf4j.png) (I got the untouched too :P)
That made my ROFLMAO for 5 Mins LOL. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Lmfao JayL you are nasty :P
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i lol'd at jay also...
It was right before he was promoted to SAC ^^
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Do you mind to STOP the i-want-my-postaccount-higher posting?
He posthunts with style :poke:
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Jayl is the word sick :D
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***[XXXX] TeaM_JayL(51): id love to be chase's assistant so he can f**k my ass everyday
***[XXXX] [Rstar]Fernando(52): sick
***[XXXX] TeaM_JayL(51): lmao
***[XXXX] Arnold_Wilson(26): Screenshoted. LOL
***[XXXX] [AV]Louis_Keyl(37): i would like to be Chase Assistant to fire you all
Proof: (After editing to be in order, as there was much spam by public - PMs.)
(http://i47.tinypic.com/30bzf4j.png) (I got the untouched too :P)
That made my ROFLMAO for 5 Mins LOL. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD LOL THAT'S LIKE SOOOOOOO FUNNY AND SO CREATIVE AND NEW!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD LOL ANOTHER CHASE BUTTf**kING SOMEONE JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUNNIES JOKE EVARRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAGEIARAHIRGIHRABI
.... I sincerely apologise for impeding the progress of your brain's evolution with my satire/sarcasm.
+1 to Louis' final statement.
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There are many of us "sick" within FBI... just look at me, I invented a brutal punishment for rowdy Cadets... [sarcasm]I will not say what it is here because there are minors on this Forum :P[/sarcasm]
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***[XXXX] TeaM_JayL(51): id love to be chase's assistant so he can f**k my ass everyday
***[XXXX] [Rstar]Fernando(52): sick
***[XXXX] TeaM_JayL(51): lmao
***[XXXX] Arnold_Wilson(26): Screenshoted. LOL
***[XXXX] [AV]Louis_Keyl(37): i would like to be Chase Assistant to fire you all
Proof: (After editing to be in order, as there was much spam by public - PMs.)
(http://i47.tinypic.com/30bzf4j.png) (I got the untouched too :P)
That made my ROFLMAO for 5 Mins LOL. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Lol'd
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***[XXXX] TeaM_JayL(51): id love to be chase's assistant so he can f**k my ass everyday
***[XXXX] [Rstar]Fernando(52): sick
***[XXXX] TeaM_JayL(51): lmao
***[XXXX] Arnold_Wilson(26): Screenshoted. LOL
***[XXXX] [AV]Louis_Keyl(37): i would like to be Chase Assistant to fire you all
Proof: (After editing to be in order, as there was much spam by public - PMs.)
(http://i47.tinypic.com/30bzf4j.png) (I got the untouched too :P)
That made my ROFLMAO for 5 Mins LOL. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I'm having a heart attack from all of the laughter!!!!!
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Edward_C says: Where is Red County?
[WS]Thomas_C says: This is, Edward
Edward_C says: I know I am Edward!
Someone misunderstood me... :devroll:
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:lol:
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Lol :lol:
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*Marcos_Black puts the gear on 3
*Marcos_Black puts the gear on 4
*Marcos_Black puts the gear on 5
*Marcos_Black shouts: Get ready! activating the Rocket!!
*Marcos_Black puts the gear on R
Imagine what would happen IRL after a such fail.
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Imagine what would happen IRL after a such fail.
The guy would probably wonder what that loud noise was and why his car doesn't move.
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:lol:
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The guy would probably wonder what that loud noise was and why his car doesn't move.
Lol i was thinking the same thing :P
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When I am driving Gimli's Monster :P
PM from Karliss_LV(XX): who is owner?
PM to Karliss_LV(XX): Me
PM from Karliss_LV(XX): dude i buy it
PM to Karliss_LV(XX): 18 mil
PM from Karliss_LV(XX): OK
I thought it was funny
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Urs_Diablos: (16) lol my neighbours house just collapsd.
Rory_Anstruther: (14) lol urs call fire
Dispatch: All Medics: Caller: Urs_Diablos
Dispatch: Incident: Fireman needed in poland, Klaj
[AVt]AryinM[CS]: (29) I think he meant REAL fire Urs
Urs_Diablos: (16) oh, k.
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:rofl: :rofl:
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LOL! Urs.... That's an FAIL!!!
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LOL! Urs.... That's an FAIL!!!
Not really, he was just joking...
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Moze_Kaspaarov: (39) where i can duty gangstar
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that's not even funny..
people are new to server, they do not all know where and how to Roleplay an gangster.. or if there are scripts for them..
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Matute in front of LSPD using /drunk
Bert_Karlsson shouts: can i be fbi?
Matute_Kolta shouts: no!!
[Rstar]cDa says: well just go get a gun and get drunk...
[Rstar]cDa says: seems to woek for them
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Urs_Diablos: (16) lol my neighbours house just collapsd.
Rory_Anstruther: (14) lol urs call fire
Dispatch: All Medics: Caller: Urs_Diablos
Dispatch: Incident: Fireman needed in poland, Klaj
[AVt]AryinM[CS]: (29) I think he meant REAL fire Urs
Urs_Diablos: (16) oh, k.
Lmfao, Urs you are a funny guy :P
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Matute in front of LSPD using /drunk
Bert_Karlsson shouts: can i be fbi?
Matute_Kolta shouts: no!!
[Rstar]cDa says: well just go get a gun and get drunk...
[Rstar]cDa says: seems to woek for them
:lol:
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I hate you both :(
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Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: HE IS MURDERER!
Squeak has been unsuspected by Twenty(x) for: No he is not!
Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: YES HE IS
Squeak has been unsuspected by Twenty(x) for: No he is not!
Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: YES HE IS
*Everyone lold*
Squeak(x): Cheesecake is cool guy :P
Cheesecake(x) was warned by Team_Wayne(x) for: Stop abusing /su !
Team_Wayne has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: I DONT ABUSE!
Or something like that :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Doggi(xx) was suspected by officer dj_hamid(xx) for for stealing my f*cking donuts u bi*ch
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Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: HE IS MURDERER!
Squeak has been unsuspected by Twenty(x) for: No he is not!
Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: YES HE IS
Squeak has been unsuspected by Twenty(x) for: No he is not!
Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: YES HE IS
*Everyone lold*
Squeak(x): Cheesecake is cool guy :P
Cheesecake(x) was warned by Team_Wayne(x) for: Stop abusing /su !
Team_Wayne has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: I DONT ABUSE!
Or something like that :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I was lauging so hard irl when that happend :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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:(
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The guy would probably wonder what that loud noise was, why his car doesn't move
and why he can't feel anything :P
Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: HE IS MURDERER!
Squeak has been unsuspected by Twenty(x) for: No he is not!
Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: YES HE IS
Squeak has been unsuspected by Twenty(x) for: No he is not!
Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: YES HE IS
*Everyone lold*
Squeak(x): Cheesecake is cool guy :P
Cheesecake(x) was warned by Team_Wayne(x) for: Stop abusing /su !
Team_Wayne has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: I DONT ABUSE!
Or something like that :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl:
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Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: HE IS MURDERER!
Squeak has been unsuspected by Twenty(x) for: No he is not!
Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: YES HE IS
Squeak has been unsuspected by Twenty(x) for: No he is not!
Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: YES HE IS
*Everyone lold*
Squeak(x): Cheesecake is cool guy :P
Cheesecake(x) was warned by Team_Wayne(x) for: Stop abusing /su !
Team_Wayne has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: I DONT ABUSE!
Or something like that :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
LOL !!! :rofl: :rofl:
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Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: HE IS MURDERER!
Squeak has been unsuspected by Twenty(x) for: No he is not!
Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: YES HE IS
Squeak has been unsuspected by Twenty(x) for: No he is not!
Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: YES HE IS
*Everyone lold*
Squeak(x): Cheesecake is cool guy :P
Cheesecake(x) was warned by Team_Wayne(x) for: Stop abusing /su !
Team_Wayne has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: I DONT ABUSE!
Or something like that :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Epic lol Squeak had hard time xD :rofl:
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Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: HE IS MURDERER!
Squeak has been unsuspected by Twenty(x) for: No he is not!
Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: YES HE IS
Squeak has been unsuspected by Twenty(x) for: No he is not!
Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: YES HE IS
*Everyone lold*
Squeak(x): Cheesecake is cool guy :P
Cheesecake(x) was warned by Team_Wayne(x) for: Stop abusing /su !
Team_Wayne has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: I DONT ABUSE!
HAHAHAH :rofl:
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Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: HE IS MURDERER!
Squeak has been unsuspected by Twenty(x) for: No he is not!
Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: YES HE IS
Squeak has been unsuspected by Twenty(x) for: No he is not!
Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: YES HE IS
*Everyone lold*
Squeak(x): Cheesecake is cool guy :P
Cheesecake(x) was warned by Team_Wayne(x) for: Stop abusing /su !
Team_Wayne has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: I DONT ABUSE!
Or something like that :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Ahahahah
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Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: HE IS MURDERER!
Squeak has been unsuspected by Twenty(x) for: No he is not!
Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: YES HE IS
Squeak has been unsuspected by Twenty(x) for: No he is not!
Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: YES HE IS
*Everyone lold*
Squeak(x): Cheesecake is cool guy :P
Cheesecake(x) was warned by Team_Wayne(x) for: Stop abusing /su !
Team_Wayne has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: I DONT ABUSE!
Or something like that :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Cheesecake, what a legend :rofl:
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Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: HE IS MURDERER!
Squeak has been unsuspected by Twenty(x) for: No he is not!
Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: YES HE IS
Squeak has been unsuspected by Twenty(x) for: No he is not!
Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: YES HE IS
*Everyone lold*
Squeak(x): Cheesecake is cool guy :P
Cheesecake(x) was warned by Team_Wayne(x) for: Stop abusing /su !
Team_Wayne has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: I DONT ABUSE!
Or something like that :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
LMAO,come on admins,you should ban each other :P
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Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: HE IS MURDERER!
Squeak has been unsuspected by Twenty(x) for: No he is not!
Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: YES HE IS
Squeak has been unsuspected by Twenty(x) for: No he is not!
Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: YES HE IS
*Everyone lold*
Squeak(x): Cheesecake is cool guy :P
Cheesecake(x) was warned by Team_Wayne(x) for: Stop abusing /su !
Team_Wayne has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: I DONT ABUSE!
Or something like that :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Lmfao i laughde really hard :P
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Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: HE IS MURDERER!
Squeak has been unsuspected by Twenty(x) for: No he is not!
Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: YES HE IS
Squeak has been unsuspected by Twenty(x) for: No he is not!
Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: YES HE IS
*Everyone lold*
Squeak(x): Cheesecake is cool guy :P
Cheesecake(x) was warned by Team_Wayne(x) for: Stop abusing /su !
Team_Wayne has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: I DONT ABUSE!
Or something like that :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Haaaaah that just made my day :)
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PM From Jaka(16): How to change wive?
yea i pmed wrong person, i wanned know how to change wive on cam hax
but im not using one anymore... makes mine game crash
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ADVERTISEMENT: The Dog & Duck | Traditional English Restaurant | Market, contact Amy_Schappell (Phone:****)
ADVERTISEMENT: Los Santos | FREE Entry | Menu: www,TheDogAndDuck.TK, contact Amy_Schappell (Phone:****)
Amy_Scaphell(4) was suspected by officer Andrew_jackson(1) for making food from dogs meat
ADVERTISEMENT: [ANNOUNCEMENT] The Dog & Duck does not slaughter, contact Amy Schappel (Phone:****)
ADVERTISEMENT: sell or cook Dog meat., contact Amy Schappell (Phone:****)
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Looked trough alot of old screenies I have..
Someone has accepted a hitman contract on you. You might want protection.
Gregersen_Cuneo: (11) No wtf?
MikeUK: (10) Nexxt
Gregersen_Cuneo: (11) Nexxt...
[AV]WolfeAraatus: (0) /me looks at nexxt
[/b]Then this dude, joins the server and few seconds after he writes;
mixboy156: (13) i was just born sir
PM from [AV]Nexxt(40): im horny
In a helicopter at Mount Chillad.. On the way to Los Santos. Me, Vince and CBFasi.
Celeborn(56) shouts: LS here we CUM!!
PM from [Gstar]Wyclef(13): kiss kiss ty<3
PM sent to [Gstar]Wyclef(13): rape rape np<3
Markuss0: (30) how to deathmatch
**few lols**
[Rstar]IcyAero: (7) Noany deathmatching
[WS]Gregersen(26) nods
[WS]Thomas_C(55) wanks
[WS]Thomas_C(55) says: oops
[WS]Gregersen(26) says: o_x
[ZOM]Othrod(39), was kicked by [AV]JDC_Kolta(15) for KickTest
Not even two secs after;
[ZOM]Othrod(7), has joined the server.
***[***] [WS]Gregersen(14): Dan, /joinchannel 1 - Try it.
***[***] Prof.Dan_Love(24) has left the channel
I failed at this one. I were writing a ad, when I saw the CB Channel, so I wanted to write a message to Henry, who had been away for 10 minutes just to shit. So, I mixed the ad and CB up together.
ADVERTISEMENT: Selling: /cb Why shit? You gotta go in 10mins just to shit?, contact [WS]Gregersen(Phone:500)
ADVERTISEMENT: Wtf Henry, contact [WS]Gregersen(Phone:500)
PM from Paperinik[CS](84): I love deep shit
PM from [MHS]Martin(74): i love deep shit
PM from Steve_Platok(15): i love deep shit
PM from Mich_Diablos(46): I LOVE DEEPSHIT
PM from Doggi(32): I LOVE DEEP SHIT
PM from [MHS]Martin(74): I LOVE DEEP SHIT
PM from [MHS]Martin(74): VERY DEEP
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[ZOM]Othrod(39), was kicked by [AV]JDC_Kolta(15) for KickTest
Not even two secs after;
[ZOM]Othrod(7), has joined the server.
Those zombies... joining back faster than you can say "Maniak Mike is ban evading!". :neutral:
PM from Paperinik[CS](84): I love deep shit
PM from [MHS]Martin(74): i love deep shit
PM from Steve_Platok(15): i love deep shit
PM from Mich_Diablos(46): I LOVE DEEPSHIT
PM from Doggi(32): I LOVE DEEP SHIT
PM from [MHS]Martin(74): I LOVE DEEP SHIT
PM from [MHS]Martin(74): VERY DEEP
:rofl:
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ADVERTISEMENT: Selling: /cb Why shit? You gotta go in 10mins just to shit?, contact [WS]Gregersen(Phone:500)
ADVERTISEMENT: Wtf Henry, contact [WS]Gregersen(Phone:500)
PM from Paperinik[CS](84): I love deep shit
PM from [MHS]Martin(74): i love deep shit
PM from Steve_Platok(15): i love deep shit
PM from Mich_Diablos(46): I LOVE DEEPSHIT
PM from Doggi(32): I LOVE DEEP SHIT
PM from [MHS]Martin(74): I LOVE DEEP SHIT
PM from [MHS]Martin(74): VERY DEEP
:rofl:
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PM from Paperinik[CS](84): I love deep shit
PM from [MHS]Martin(74): i love deep shit
PM from Steve_Platok(15): i love deep shit
PM from Mich_Diablos(46): I LOVE DEEPSHIT
PM from Doggi(32): I LOVE DEEP SHIT
PM from [MHS]Martin(74): I LOVE DEEP SHIT
PM from [MHS]Martin(74): VERY DEEP
:lol: :rofl:
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Those zombies... joining back faster than you can say "Maniak Mike is ban evading!". :neutral:
:rofl:
wasnt maniak mike olari?
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PM from [WS]Smey(60): SMEY ANGRY
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I failed at this one. I were writing a ad, when I saw the CB Channel, so I wanted to write a message to Henry, who had been away for 10 minutes just to shit. So, I mixed the ad and CB up together.
ADVERTISEMENT: Selling: /cb Why shit? You gotta go in 10mins just to shit?, contact [WS]Gregersen(Phone:500)
ADVERTISEMENT: Wtf Henry, contact [WS]Gregersen(Phone:500)
PM from Paperinik[CS](84): I love deep shit
PM from [MHS]Martin(74): i love deep shit
PM from Steve_Platok(15): i love deep shit
PM from Mich_Diablos(46): I LOVE DEEPSHIT
PM from Doggi(32): I LOVE DEEP SHIT
PM from [MHS]Martin(74): I LOVE DEEP SHIT
PM from [MHS]Martin(74): VERY DEEP
Theese ones made my day totally!
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Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: HE IS MURDERER!
Squeak has been unsuspected by Twenty(x) for: No he is not!
Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: YES HE IS
Squeak has been unsuspected by Twenty(x) for: No he is not!
Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: YES HE IS
*Everyone lold*
Squeak(x): Cheesecake is cool guy :P
Cheesecake(x) was warned by Team_Wayne(x) for: Stop abusing /su !
Team_Wayne has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: I DONT ABUSE!
Or something like that :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl:
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PM from Paperinik[CS](84): I love deep shit
PM from [MHS]Martin(74): i love deep shit
PM from Steve_Platok(15): i love deep shit
PM from Mich_Diablos(46): I LOVE DEEPSHIT
PM from Doggi(32): I LOVE DEEP SHIT
PM from [MHS]Martin(74): I LOVE DEEP SHIT
PM from [MHS]Martin(74): VERY DEEP
hahahhhh :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Urs_Diablos: (16) lol my neighbours house just collapsd.
Rory_Anstruther: (14) lol urs call fire
Dispatch: All Medics: Caller: Urs_Diablos
Dispatch: Incident: Fireman needed in poland, Klaj
[AVt]AryinM[CS]: (29) I think he meant REAL fire Urs
Urs_Diablos: (16) oh, k.
Lol, Reading some of these chat logs, This ones funny xD
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ADVERTISEMENT: Selling: /cb Why shit? You gotta go in 10mins just to shit?, contact [WS]Gregersen(Phone:500)
ADVERTISEMENT: Wtf Henry, contact [WS]Gregersen(Phone:500)
hahahahaha awesome :rofl:
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[TCL]masa_Rich: sammir will you mary me?
[Rstar]Sammir: No
[Rstar]Sammir: I'm married to Chase's anus :(
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[TCL]masa_Rich: sammir will you mary me?
[Rstar]Sammir: No
[Rstar]Sammir: I'm married to Chase's anus :(
lmfao, eww!
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wasnt maniak mike olari?
No.
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About Anus jokes:
1) It's disgusting
2) It's boring
3) It's not funny at all!
4) You may ask why it's not funny, but it ain't because it was said like 123781047125653421 times!
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http://img269.imageshack.us/content.php?page=done&l=img269/959/samp000eu.png&via=mupload (http://img269.imageshack.us/content.php?page=done&l=img269/959/samp000eu.png&via=mupload)
look at the /ad
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I failed at this one. I were writing a ad, when I saw the CB Channel, so I wanted to write a message to Henry, who had been away for 10 minutes just to shit. So, I mixed the ad and CB up together.
ADVERTISEMENT: Selling: /cb Why shit? You gotta go in 10mins just to shit?, contact [WS]Gregersen(Phone:500)
ADVERTISEMENT: Wtf Henry, contact [WS]Gregersen(Phone:500)
:lol: :lol: I remember that one, I laughed so hard
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http://img269.imageshack.us/content.php?page=done&l=img269/959/samp000eu.png&via=mupload (http://img269.imageshack.us/content.php?page=done&l=img269/959/samp000eu.png&via=mupload)
look at the /ad
Cant see it,it's too small,despite I tried to save it,zoom it,take linsk -.-
Nothing.
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http://img269.imageshack.us/content.php?page=done&l=img269/959/samp000eu.png&via=mupload (http://img269.imageshack.us/content.php?page=done&l=img269/959/samp000eu.png&via=mupload)
look at the /ad
cant see it aswell
on what format u play lol?
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Looked trough alot of old screenies I have..
Someone has accepted a hitman contract on you. You might want protection.
Gregersen_Cuneo: (11) No wtf?
MikeUK: (10) Nexxt
Gregersen_Cuneo: (11) Nexxt...
[AV]WolfeAraatus: (0) /me looks at nexxt
[/b]Then this dude, joins the server and few seconds after he writes;
mixboy156: (13) i was just born sir
PM from [AV]Nexxt(40): im horny
In a helicopter at Mount Chillad.. On the way to Los Santos. Me, Vince and CBFasi.
Celeborn(56) shouts: LS here we CUM!!
PM from [Gstar]Wyclef(13): kiss kiss ty<3
PM sent to [Gstar]Wyclef(13): rape rape np<3
Markuss0: (30) how to deathmatch
**few lols**
[Rstar]IcyAero: (7) Noany deathmatching
[WS]Gregersen(26) nods
[WS]Thomas_C(55) wanks
[WS]Thomas_C(55) says: oops
[WS]Gregersen(26) says: o_x
[ZOM]Othrod(39), was kicked by [AV]JDC_Kolta(15) for KickTest
Not even two secs after;
[ZOM]Othrod(7), has joined the server.
***[***] [WS]Gregersen(14): Dan, /joinchannel 1 - Try it.
***[***] Prof.Dan_Love(24) has left the channel
I failed at this one. I were writing a ad, when I saw the CB Channel, so I wanted to write a message to Henry, who had been away for 10 minutes just to shit. So, I mixed the ad and CB up together.
ADVERTISEMENT: Selling: /cb Why shit? You gotta go in 10mins just to shit?, contact [WS]Gregersen(Phone:500)
ADVERTISEMENT: Wtf Henry, contact [WS]Gregersen(Phone:500)
PM from Paperinik[CS](84): I love deep shit
PM from [MHS]Martin(74): i love deep shit
PM from Steve_Platok(15): i love deep shit
PM from Mich_Diablos(46): I LOVE DEEPSHIT
PM from Doggi(32): I LOVE DEEP SHIT
PM from [MHS]Martin(74): I LOVE DEEP SHIT
PM from [MHS]Martin(74): VERY DEEP
OMG I lol'd at everything!! :rofl:
Post Merge: December 02, 2009, 01:42:06 pm
Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: HE IS MURDERER!
Squeak has been unsuspected by Twenty(x) for: No he is not!
Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: YES HE IS
Squeak has been unsuspected by Twenty(x) for: No he is not!
Squeak has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: YES HE IS
*Everyone lold*
Squeak(x): Cheesecake is cool guy :P
Cheesecake(x) was warned by Team_Wayne(x) for: Stop abusing /su !
Team_Wayne has been suspected by Cheesecake(x) for: I DONT ABUSE!
Or something like that :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:D :D :lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl:
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cant see it aswell
on what format u play lol?
here is the ad:
/wire me 10k and receive $500!
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pm from Miracle_Alterlis: dont park on the side walk
pm to Miracle_Alterlis: ima fk sry
pm to Miracle_Alterlis: im afk sry*
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pm from Miracle_Alterlis: dont park on the side walk
pm to Miracle_Alterlis: ima fk sry
pm to Miracle_Alterlis: im afk sry*
LOL and ROFL needed here :lol: :rofl:
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here is the ad:
/wire me 10k and receive $500!
Isn't funny basicly.
If someone does it, you can be banned for scamming.
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Checked thru my screenshots and saw some funny chatlogs.
***[XXXX] [WS]Alsatian(XX): I haz liek total foot fetish
HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: [AV]Tai check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible Crime: help a freecop is chasing me hes gone crazy!
HQ: Suspect: [AV]Inkognito
IAMMCLOVIN: (XXX): i'm in a cock suit
IAMMCLOVIN: (XXX): ADIM can you unban me from being cop
=AV=Janek(X) shouts: (Megaphone): this is the Po-leeese. Stop in the name of the whore!!!
Seskom: (xx) When i saw SAMP RPG server i thought it stands for Rocketlauncher DM
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Seskom: (xx) When i saw SAMP RPG server i thought it stands for Rocketlauncher DM
WIN hahahaha
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I'm gonna kill you.
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Checked thru my screenshots and saw some funny chatlogs.
***[XXXX] [WS]Alsatian(XX): I haz liek total foot fetish
HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: [AV]Tai check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible Crime: help a freecop is chasing me hes gone crazy!
HQ: Suspect: [AV]Inkognito
***[XXXX] [WS]ElMartu(XX): i have a big one on my right ass cheek
***[XXXX] [AV]Zaila(XX): that was more then i wanted to know >_<
***[XXXX] [WS]ElMartu(XX): and i can't blow it, hurts too much if i squeeze
IAMMCLOVIN: (XXX): i'm in a cock suit
IAMMCLOVIN: (XXX): ADIM can you unban me from being cop
=AV=Janek(X) shouts: (Megaphone): this is the Po-leeese. Stop in the name of the whore!!!
Seskom: (xx) When i saw SAMP RPG server i thought it stands for Rocketlauncher DM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :banana:
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Seskom: (xx) When i saw SAMP RPG server i thought it stands for Rocketlauncher DM
:banana:
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Maybe not the funniest, but a good coincidence.
ADVERTISMNET: You drink. You drive. You lose.Brought to you by the SAPD, Conatc Lennie_Briscoe(xxx)
ADVERTISMENT: [FUN and BEER] ARPD Police Bar | Near Dillimore |Get your beers and Vodka | CHEAP!| Onlt $99 Entery!, Contact, [SASD]Frednox,(xxxx)
The funny part was, it was at the same time, both on duty :)
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Maybe not the funniest, but a good coincidence.
ADVERTISMNET: You drink. You drive. You lose.Brought to you by the SAPD, Conatc Lennie_Briscoe(xxx)
ADVERTISMENT: [FUN and BEER] ARPD Police Bar | Near Dillimore |Get your beers and Vodka | CHEAP!| Onlt $99 Entery!, Contact, [SASD]Frednox,(xxxx)
The funny part was, it was at the same time, both on duty :)
:lol:
ADVERTISEMENT: Lennie_Briscoe is an undercover cop, ignore him., contact CJ_something(xxxx)
ADVERTISEMENT: CJ_something is an RP Ruiner, ignore him., contact TeaM_GiacJr(xxxx)
ADVERTISEMENT: yeah, contact CJ_something(xxxx)
ADVERTISEMENT: The next person who makes a useless ad is a waste of carbon molecules, ignore him., contact [AV]JDC_Kolta(xxxx)
ADVERTISEMENT: crack is a crack head, hit him, contact Crack_something(xxxx)
Bad timing on Crack's part :)
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http://img205.imageshack.us/i/samp001gx.png/ (http://img205.imageshack.us/i/samp001gx.png/)
kickhamma spam!
somebody kick jeffrey for spamming.
BTW, i didnt know jeffrey was a bot untill playing like over a month or something
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ADVERTISEMENT: jake emerson is gay likes gay songs, contact [SACS]Rabbit(Phone:1618)
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ADVERTISEMENT: jake emerson is gay likes gay songs, contact [SACS]Rabbit(Phone:1618)
Lol!
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ADVERTISEMENT: jake emerson is gay likes gay songs, contact [SACS]Rabbit(Phone:1618)
:rofl:
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Crime of Aksel_E(19): suspected by officer [XU]Alfred[OW](21) for bald man (drog abuse?) investigate at LSKD
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Crime of Aksel_E(19): suspected by officer [XU]Alfred[OW](21) for bald man (drog abuse?) investigate at LSKD
ROFL.... :conf: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Crime of Aksel_E(19): suspected by officer [XU]Alfred[OW](21) for bald man (drog abuse?) investigate at LSKD
LOL :lol: :lol:
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:rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol:
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Crime of Aksel_E(19): suspected by officer [XU]Alfred[OW](21) for bald man (drog abuse?) investigate at LSKD
Lmfao :rofl: "(drog abuse?)"
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Crime of Aksel_E(19): suspected by officer [XU]Alfred[OW](21) for bald man (drog abuse?) investigate at LSKD
Lmao, 5 minutes after this came an /ad looking like this: :conf:
AD: selding drogs @ ps9, contact [XU]Alfred[OW]
LoL.
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http://img205.imageshack.us/i/samp001gx.png/ (http://img205.imageshack.us/i/samp001gx.png/)
banhamma spam!
The user was automatically kicked, not banned. :roll:
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My stupid fail XD
I was in hotring.
Officer stopped me for not parking properly...
[SE]Jenny rolls down the window
officer(xx) says: lol,there is no window
[SE]Jenny says: ah ye -.-'
:trust:
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:rofl:
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ROFL at cda :D
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[SE]Jenny rolls down the window
officer(xx) says: lol,there is no window
HA HA HA
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/ad Selling Mary Jane, contact Joey DeRossi (same as weed, for those who don't know)
A few seconds later.
/ad Selling Peta Parker, contact Deam Rich
Two seconds later
Petar_Gvardia has logged in
You can imagine the reaction, haha ;)
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/ad Selling Mary Jane, contact Joey DeRossi (same as weed, for those who don't know)
A few seconds later.
/ad Selling Peta Parker, contact Deam Rich
Two seconds later
Petar_Gvardia has logged in
You can imagine the reaction, haha ;)
lol wut
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A funny one I dug up from the gallery. First day after cameras were added back
cDa vs. 'Postman' (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3131567/Argonath/Fun/cDa%20vs.%20%27Postman%27.jpg)
Lol cDa looks so funny with this skin :D
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A funny one I dug up from the gallery. First day after cameras were added back
cDa vs. 'Postman' (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3131567/Argonath/Fun/cDa%20vs.%20%27Postman%27.jpg)
LMAO :lol:
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(http://i49.tinypic.com/2hgrac6.png)
LOL
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(http://i49.tinypic.com/2hgrac6.png)
LOL
LMAO :conf: :D
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On one of the weedfields.
Jon_Stoke(xx) says: I like those flowers.
Jon_Stoke(xx) says: They are just, so lovely.
Jon_Stoke(xx) tries to pick them up.
The power of Gandalf prevents it from happening (Jon_Stoke(xx))
Jon_Stoke(xx) feels sad.
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On one of the weedfields.
Jon_Stoke(xx) says: I like those flowers.
Jon_Stoke(xx) says: They are just, so lovely.
Jon_Stoke(xx) tries to pick them up.
The power of Gandalf prevents it from happening (Jon_Stoke(xx))
Jon_Stoke(xx) feels sad.
:razz:
Mich_Diablos: (XX) No hacks.
Ruhsto_Gronge: (XX) mich_diablos hacker
Ruhsto_Gronge: (XX) ban
I lol'd hard at this.
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:razz:
Mich_Diablos: (XX) No hacks eh?
Ruhsto_Gronge: (XX) mich_diablos hacker
Ruhsto_Gronge: (XX) ban
I lol'd hard at this.
wat :neutral:
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wat :neutral:
Ah, nvm, I think only funny for meh :conf:
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wat :neutral:
I lol'd more at this reaction, then the log :lol:
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XxXx (15) says: hello mr arch
Arch_Cortez (6) says: Hello Sir. How you know my name?
XxXx (15) says: you are arch cortez
Arch_Cortez (6) says: Yes I am, But how you know it?
XxXx (15) says: i can read it ...over your head , it says: Arch_Cortez(6)
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XxXx (15) says: hello mr arch
Arch_Cortez (6) says: Hello Sir. How you know my name?
XxXx (15) says: you are arch cortez
Arch_Cortez (6) says: Yes I am, But how you know it?
XxXx (15) says: i can read it ...over your head , it says: Arch_Cortez(6)
Lol, but it's also old =)
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I lol'd more at this reaction, then the log :lol:
Me to lol :P
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XxXx (15) says: hello mr arch
Arch_Cortez (6) says: Hello Sir. How you know my name?
XxXx (15) says: you are arch cortez
Arch_Cortez (6) says: Yes I am, But how you know it?
XxXx (15) says: i can read it ...over your head , it says: Arch_Cortez(6)
that's what we call....no rp... :lol:
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New Idea for 100 Things To Do While Banned
XX. Make a sign above your head with your name (replace all the spaces with underscores), an ID Number, complete with an HP Bar.
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Maybe not the funniest, but a good coincidence.
ADVERTISMNET: You drink. You drive. You lose.Brought to you by the SAPD, Conatc Lennie_Briscoe(xxx)
ADVERTISMENT: [FUN and BEER] ARPD Police Bar | Near Dillimore |Get your beers and Vodka | CHEAP!| Onlt $99 Entery!, Contact, [SASD]Frednox,(xxxx)
The funny part was, it was at the same time, both on duty :)
LOL!
Post Merge: December 11, 2009, 05:18:57 pm
cant see it aswell
on what format u play lol?
He probably plays on a screen smaller than 600x600 -.-
Post Merge: December 11, 2009, 05:21:27 pm
Isn't funny basicly.
If someone does it, you can be banned for scamming.
Now you know how i feel T_T
Post Merge: December 11, 2009, 05:26:00 pm
A while ago, I was messing around with a couple of my friends.
*pancake logs in*
Vinny_Stracci:Paaancaaakkeees
Vinny_Stracci:Paaancaaakkeees
*next thing you know, everyone starts going: Paaaaaannccaaaakkeeessss*
/me rings Pancake
Paaannccaaakkkessss
Pancake: wtf?
I started a zombie craze for pancakes o.O Everyone was calling him and pming him and just repeating his name in main chat. No admins were on though >_<
Post Merge: December 11, 2009, 05:29:04 pm
that's not even funny..
people are new to server, they do not all know where and how to Roleplay an gangster.. or if there are scripts for them..
Your right, its not funny. Its fucking hilarious!
Post Merge: December 11, 2009, 05:37:29 pm
I guess that everyone fails :(
I was login in and saw this
Crack_Gates: (2) Wtf is there a Person Called None.
Lot's of Lol's
Pic:
(http://i48.tinypic.com/iy1q47.jpg)
Then i was kicked for didin't login in time :D
I was playing wolfenstein and for some reason my name somehow changed to Server. Everyone thought I actually was the server because they couldn't find my name in the player list and I was talking to them xD
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:razz:
Mich_Diablos: (XX) No hacks.
Ruhsto_Gronge: (XX) mich_diablos hacker
Ruhsto_Gronge: (XX) ban
I lol'd hard at this.
i think i saw that guy once, he DMed me, i took screenies, BTW.
i have been playing argonath for some time...
and i just found it jeffrey is a bot... i thought he was an admin D:
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OHMYF*CKINGOD(77): this server is rpg, means i can use rpg?
OHMYF*CKINGOD(77): rockets
[Rstar]IcyAero(5): No :P
[WS]Alsatian(12): Lol.
Daco_Ancelotti(40): LOLOLOLOL
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OHMYF*CKINGOD(77): this server is rpg, means i can use rpg?
OHMYF*CKINGOD(77): rockets
[Rstar]IcyAero(5): No :P
[WS]Alsatian(12): Lol.
Daco_Ancelotti(40): LOLOLOLOL
LOL :D
When i was starting my life on argo i was thinking about the same :redface:
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OHMYF*CKINGOD(77): this server is rpg, means i can use rpg?
OHMYF*CKINGOD(77): rockets
[Rstar]IcyAero(5): No :P
[WS]Alsatian(12): Lol.
Daco_Ancelotti(40): LOLOLOLOL
LOL!
That was my neighbour,I visited her,I was watching her playing and told her it's Role Play Game,but she didn't listen lmao..then I had to go :( :lol:
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Simon Curren: (4) Now Im afraid to login coz im sure copz took my car :P
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Simon Curren: (4) Now Im afraid to login coz im sure copz took my car :P
rofl.../q abuser? :P
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LOL :P
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Simon Curren: (4) Now Im afraid to login coz im sure copz took my car :P
Busted :lol:
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Simon Curren: (4) Now Im afraid to login coz im sure copz took my car :P
Lol Pwnt :P
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OHMYF*CKINGOD(77): this server is rpg, means i can use rpg?
OHMYF*CKINGOD(77): rockets
[Rstar]IcyAero(5): No :P
[WS]Alsatian(12): Lol.
Daco_Ancelotti(40): LOLOLOLOL
lol :rofl: :hurray:
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OHMYF*CKINGOD(77): this server is rpg, means i can use rpg?
OHMYF*CKINGOD(77): rockets
[Rstar]IcyAero(5): No :P
[WS]Alsatian(12): Lol.
Daco_Ancelotti(40): LOLOLOLOL
I tought RPG in end stands for rocketlauncher DM when I started x_X
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I thought this was kind of coincidental.. lol
ADVERTISEMENT: Need a Phone? No way to /call? Just:, contact: RoryAnstruther ####
Thought it was funny after I put that, because how can someone call me if they don't have a phone?
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I thought this was kind of coincidental.. lol
ADVERTISEMENT: Need a Phone? No way to /call? Just:, contact: RoryAnstruther ####
Thought it was funny after I put that, because how can someone call me if they don't have a phone?
Oookay... as "some guy" said, quoting your own jokes doesn't sound funny :D
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"some guy"
Hello.
ADVERTISEMENT: Argonath High School | Now OPEN | *Bell Rings* We teach, contact Amy_Schappel(Phone:8241)
ADVERTISEMENT: all subjects! | We have whips! | Ganton, LS |, contact Amy_Schappel(Phone:8241)
[AV]Wolfe[SACS]: Amy
[AV]Wolfe[SACS]: I hate school
[AV]Wolfe[SACS]: So Imma bring a gun
Amy_Schappel: o:
[AV]Wolfe[SACS]: And kill you
ADVERTISEMENT: School CLOSED *runs*, contact Amy_Schappel(Phone:8241)
Carson_Barnes was suspected by Carson_Barnes for 63 EVADING
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Hello.
ADVERTISEMENT: Argonath High School | Now OPEN | *Bell Rings* We teach, contact Amy_Schappel(Phone:8241)
ADVERTISEMENT: all subjects! | We have whips! | Ganton, LS |, contact Amy_Schappel(Phone:8241)
[AV]Wolfe[SACS]: Amy
[AV]Wolfe[SACS]: I hate school
[AV]Wolfe[SACS]: So Imma bring a gun
Amy_Schappel: o:
[AV]Wolfe[SACS]: And kill you
ADVERTISEMENT: School CLOSED *runs*, contact Amy_Schappel(Phone:8241)
Carson_Barnes was suspected by Carson_Barnes for 63 EVADING
LMAO :rofl:
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(39)was kicked by Jay_Adams(**) for: HP bug
Jaka_Diablos: too late buddy
*some ppl said same*
(Admins fail)
Pm recived from Brainiac: ill hunt em down
PM send Brainiac: who?
PM reciver Brainiac: Wrong PM
(im scarred :O)
lemme think not funny but i feel lucky for it :D
Jaka: you Pancake
_Pancake_: yes
Jaka:than gimme 100k
You recived 100000 from _Pancake_
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Hello.
ADVERTISEMENT: Argonath High School | Now OPEN | *Bell Rings* We teach, contact Amy_Schappel(Phone:8241)
ADVERTISEMENT: all subjects! | We have whips! | Ganton, LS |, contact Amy_Schappel(Phone:8241)
[AV]Wolfe[SACS]: Amy
[AV]Wolfe[SACS]: I hate school
[AV]Wolfe[SACS]: So Imma bring a gun
Amy_Schappel: o:
[AV]Wolfe[SACS]: And kill you
ADVERTISEMENT: School CLOSED *runs*, contact Amy_Schappel(Phone:8241)
Carson_Barnes was suspected by Carson_Barnes for 63 EVADING
Yes... that is kind of annoying. You know, its not as worse as laughing or thinking funny of something because of who said it... (not directed at 9r2e5i3k, others) As in laughing because an admin, or a girl said it. its not more funny for who said it.
/ad 25,000$ || How old was Mike tyson when he won his first championship?, Contact [i9]Frank_Hawk(Phone:121)
*1 minute later after many answers*
/ad That question is Unanswered, contact [i9]Frank_Hawk.
--------------- In other words, he did not know the answer himself. Bonus points for whoever finds out the answer. (most believed 21 including me)
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(39)was kicked by Jay_Adams(**) for: HP bug
Jaka_Diablos: too late buddy
*some ppl said same*
(Admins fail)
Pm recived from Brainiac: ill hunt em down
PM send Brainiac: who?
PM reciver Brainiac: Wrong PM
(im scarred :O)
lemme think not funny but i feel lucky for it :D
Jaka: you Pancake
_Pancake_: yes
Jaka:than gimme 100k
You recived 100000 from _Pancake_
:poke: :conf:
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[Rstar]Jcstodds: (77) Pancher, I just promoted myself to freecop, please fix
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[Rstar]Jcstodds: (77) Pancher, I just promoted myself to freecop, please fix
Eh, fail? :D :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol:
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[Rstar]Jcstodds: (77) Pancher, I just promoted myself to freecop, please fix
Hahahahah! :lol:
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[Rstar]Jcstodds: (77) Pancher, I just promoted myself to freecop, please fix
LOL!
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JCS @ Fail.
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=AV=Nexxt[CS]:(32): Sauron always ignore /reports -.-
=AV=Nexxt[CS](32) was warned by Haru_Mamburu for hes does not
:rofl:
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everyone pissed themselves! I think he regrets saying it XD :hurray: :banana: :lol:
(http://i48.tinypic.com/2rrqbko.png)
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:cry:
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=AV=Nexxt[CS]:(32): Sauron always ignore /reports -.-
=AV=Nexxt[CS](32) was warned by Haru_Mamburu for hes does not
:rofl:
LOL :rofl:
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:cry:
I will remind you about this whenever I talk to you :evil: :devroll:
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I will remind you about this whenever I talk to you :evil: :devroll:
Thank you, mate :cry:
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=AV=Nexxt[CS]:(32): Sauron always ignore /reports -.-
=AV=Nexxt[CS](32) was warned by Haru_Mamburu for hes does not
:rofl:
But self-quoted jokes aren't making you cool.
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Lol Nexxt got pwned :P
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(http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/1925/drogs.png)
:rofl:
drogs=drugs..he fails
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(http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/1925/drogs.png)
:rofl:
drogs=drugs..he fails
ive seen this befor but then said by Alfred_Charles
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Young_Koltsov: (xx) can anyone give me a nice name?
Vule_GvardiaT: (xx) SeeMore_Butts
=AV=Janek: (xx) That's a nice name.
Woah, I just realized i had to make a Print Screen..
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=AV=Janek: i think ill have a fag than lounch and than another fagz0r
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lmao :rofl:
(http://i45.tinypic.com/34nmqh5.png)
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lmao :rofl:
(http://i45.tinypic.com/34nmqh5.png)
i wanted to post that one D:
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i wanted to post that one D:
Sorry! :P
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=AV=Janek: i think ill have a fag than lounch and than another fagz0r
wat
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lmao :rofl:
(http://i45.tinypic.com/34nmqh5.png)
Another old joke :devroll:
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Quote from James on TS (to Vince): It would've been simpler to just unfreeze me, but no - you had to blow yourself up in the process.
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Quote from James on TS (to Vince): It would've been simpler to just unfreeze me, but no - you had to blow yourself up in the process.
:lol:
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Ban_Evader(39),was banned by [RStar]Jaaskaa(6) for multi accounting
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Yaay my [ZOM] tag captured on screen!
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Yaay my [ZOM] tag captured on screen!
Nice sig :D
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(http://i46.tinypic.com/rubbd0.png)
LMAO
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(http://i46.tinypic.com/rubbd0.png)
LMAO
OMG yeah i remember that one.
Then everyone was like:
"OMG SAURON!!"
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Crime of [AV]Nexxt(16): suspected by officer [TCL]Twenty(27) for Raping a FBI Agent On Duty without condom
DriverGuy: (33) Has banned [AV]Drovyle(21) for im gunna get a banana if i keep doing this.
DriverGuy(33), was kicked by Celeborn(51) for no a kick
Rory_Anstruther: (11) cya guys in a bit, I'm gonna take a dump and play dragon age
Razor_Sicilian: (3) 'take a dump'
Razor_Sicilian: (3) Rory, let's hope it's large
Rory_Anstruther: (11) No, large ones hurt
[WS]Gregerz[CS](33) grabs a 'drunk-o-meter' from his belt
[SACS]Martin_R: (102) uhhh why am i demoted to Cadet?
[Rstar]cDa: (105) Martin you are demoted to Freecop for growing weed while on duty.
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<pic>
Ban_Evader(39),was banned by [RStar]Jaaskaa(6) for multi accounting
omg! Stretch's owner!!!
LooksLikeAJunaid!!!
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[WS]Gregerz[CS](33) grabs a 'drunk-o-meter' from his belt
ehm.. /nocomment :S
Didn't know what to call it.
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[SACS]Martin_R: (102) uhhh why am i demoted to Cadet?
[Rstar]cDa: (105) Martin you are demoted to Freecop for growing weed while on duty.
this was not funny :( and i got my officer rank back cDa checked logs and found i just harvested never grew it :D
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(http://i50.tinypic.com/16gdird.png)
add "stop_banning_me_then"and"Screensaver"!
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to go with the other ones :rofl: :lol: :razz:
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owned
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Prince_Higu (xx): can i be a free fbi
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Stop posting such large images in this topic!
Rewrite it goddamnit, not paste the whole screenshot
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Stop posting such large images in this topic!
Rewrite it goddamnit, not paste the whole screenshot
Some people are too lazy to do it, or shall I say stupid.
You have been warned before, do not flame,
Razor.
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Stop posting such large images in this topic!
Rewrite it goddamnit, not paste the whole screenshot
Or just crop it.
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Naughty Santa
Post Merge: December 22, 2009, 03:23:29 pm
(http://i50.tinypic.com/1zlf80y.jpg)
And The Christmas Jokes Keep On Coming
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VANCEPLAYER: SHIT!!!! My dog is taking a shit in my room!!!!!!!! D:
[WS]Hidduh: LOL
MrTrAnE_Greek: Hahha
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ADVERTISEMENT: First one to say "I am a retard" gets to give me 1k, contact b2311e(Phone:1359)
[WS]Shin: I am a retard
Blazer_Zoidberg: I am not a retard
[WS]Shin: wait
TeaM_Fabio: LOL fail
[AV]Grzesiek: hahaha Shin
[WS]Shin: I got scammed :(
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(http://i50.tinypic.com/1zlf80y.jpg)
And one more funny thing about it too;
Amina Koyayim means '' Fuck your pussy '' in Turkish :P
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And one more funny thing about it too;
Amina Koyayim means '' f**k your pussy '' in Turkish :P
Hahaha Lol,,, jokes
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Naughty Santa
Post Merge: December 22, 2009, 03:23:29 pm
(http://i50.tinypic.com/1zlf80y.jpg)
And The Christmas Jokes Keep On Coming
i remembered the 2 bans from yesterday .... haaaah that made my day
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ADVERTISEMENT: First one to say "I am a retard" gets to give me 1k, contact b2311e(Phone:1359)
[WS]Shin: I am a retard
Blazer_Zoidberg: I am not a retard
[WS]Shin: wait
TeaM_Fabio: LOL fail
[AV]Grzesiek: hahaha Shin
[WS]Shin: I got scammed :(
Pwnt :lol:
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ADVERTISEMENT: First one to say "I am a retard" gets to give me 1k, contact b2311e(Phone:1359)
[WS]Shin: I am a retard
Blazer_Zoidberg: I am not a retard
[WS]Shin: wait
TeaM_Fabio: LOL fail
[AV]Grzesiek: hahaha Shin
[WS]Shin: I got scammed :(
Lol shin then are you totaly a retard :P ((just a joke))
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ADVERTISEMENT: First one to say "I am a retard" gets to give me 1k, contact b2311e(Phone:1359)
[WS]Shin: I am a retard
Blazer_Zoidberg: I am not a retard
[WS]Shin: wait
TeaM_Fabio: LOL fail
[AV]Grzesiek: hahaha Shin
[WS]Shin: I got scammed :(
PWND :rofl:
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(http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/2154/funnychatlog.jpg)
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Please type it out..
1. Screenshots will not go to Humor page on site
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Please type it out..
Alright.
[AV]JDC_Kolta: (34) TIP of the day: When you see a hot chick, check if she has an Adam's apple or not.
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I cant remember the specific quote but it was something like:
'XXXXXX was banned by XXXXXXX ... your on santas naughty list this year for weapons hacks, teleport hacks, flying hacks'
or something like that anyway
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(This happened when I entered a pink PD car with an freecop)
MetalParioX(78) says: thats my crotch down there your feeling up
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[SACS]JEmerson (XX), was kicked by [Rstar]Jcstodds for you are not welcome back.
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Jake got banned? :neutral:
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Nah just a joke they were playing on him ;)
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[SACS]JEmerson (XX), was kicked by [Rstar]Jcstodds for you are not welcome back.
It was [AV]B_Samiir[CS] who kicked him ..
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It was [AV]B_Samiir[CS] who kicked him ..
i thought it was Jcs D:
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I took a screenshot, but I can't find it.
It was something like this:
PM from Ferifelien: OMG lol you haz 30 ping you SAMP owner
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Black_Hank: anyone need taxi?
[TCL]JaMeS_Alt: use /ad
ADVERTISEMENT: need taxi?
Black_Hank: OMG SOMEBODYS TAKING MY MONEY!
[TCL]JaMeS_Alt: that was the /ad
Black_Hank: HELP!!!
[ALSa]Stof_Ruiz: ahhahahahah u just made my day
xDDDDDDDDDD
Old one, this one made my day :lol: :lol:
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[AV]JDC_Kolta(32),has been unsuspected by [AV]JDC_Kolta(32), - gaytest
This made my day :lol:
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[AV]JDC_Kolta(32),has been unsuspected by [AV]JDC_Kolta(32), - gaytest
This made my day :lol:
I was testing some things with /cancelsuspect ;(
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I was testing some things with /cancelsuspect ;(
For all the time you have it, you couldn't do it earlier !?
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Action: gandalf & aragorn on top of city hall
gandalf: oh a nice view
aragorn: yea
*pancher comes to screen*
pancher:what you two doing here come to police work its fun
aragorn: Whatching sunset, why?
gandalf: we were watching sunset!!!!!
Pancher was warned by Aragorn for disturbing me while whatching sunset
pancher: oh sorry
Pancher was kicked by Gandalf for distrubing watch of nice sunset
Post Merge: December 28, 2009, 04:02:23 am
lmao :rofl:
(http://i45.tinypic.com/34nmqh5.png)
where did you find this car?
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where did you find this car?
uhm, there is still few unowned same cars:) In SF, near stadium... and one near LV stadium
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uhm, there is still few unowned same cars:) In SF, near stadium... and one near LV stadium
thanks \
when i get unbanned, it won't be there i think lol
Post Merge: December 28, 2009, 04:15:13 am
Action: gandalf & aragorn on top of city hall
gandalf: oh a nice view
aragorn: yea
*pancher comes to screen*
pancher:what you two doing here come to police work its fun
aragorn: Whatching sunset, why?
gandalf: we were watching sunset!!!!!
Pancher was warned by Aragorn for disturbing me while whatching sunset
pancher: oh sorry
Pancher was kicked by Gandalf for distrubing watch of nice sunset
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Post Merge: December 28, 2009, 04:15:13 am
Action: gandalf & aragorn on top of city hall
gandalf: oh a nice view
aragorn: yea
*pancher comes to screen*
pancher:what you two doing here come to police work its fun
aragorn: Whatching sunset, why?
gandalf: we were watching sunset!!!!!
Pancher was warned by Aragorn for disturbing me while whatching sunset
pancher: oh sorry
Pancher was kicked by Gandalf for distrubing watch of nice sunset
Is this a real log? :neutral:
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Is this a real log? :neutral:
i found it in old database of SH clan forum. ask gandalf or aragorm about reality...idk :wow:
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gandalf: oh a nice view
aragorn: yea
*pancher comes to screen*
pancher:what you two doing here come to police work its fun
aragorn: Whatching sunset, why?
gandalf: we were watching sunset!!!!!
Pancher was warned by Aragorn for disturbing me while whatching sunset
pancher: oh sorry
Pancher was kicked by Gandalf for distrubing watch of nice sunset
poor Pancher :rofl:
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Tommy_Corleone(5), was banned by Tommy_Corleone(38 for Impersonating an Administrator
Lool Made Me Laugh
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Tommy_Corleone(5), was banned by Tommy_Corleone(38 for Impersonating an Administrator
Lool Made Me Laugh
he banned himself? the spelling is the same and i don't think it is possible to ban yourself onlything different is the id
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he banned himself? the spelling is the same and i don't think it is possible to ban yourself onlything different is the id
maybe someone spoofed the nickname (eg. with an uppercase "i" instead of lowercase "L" in Corleone)
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Tommy_CorIeone would look exactly like Tommy_Corleone IG.
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maybe someone spoofed the nickname (eg. with an uppercase "i" instead of lowercase "L" in Corleone)
oh yea forgot they look the same in-game :S anyway lets get back on topic
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Lool Yh Someone Logged In With The Uppercase Lowercase Trick and Then Got Banned...
Then someone pretending to be pepe_ancelotti pretended to be Amy_Schappel really confusing
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Tommy_CorIeone would look exactly like Tommy_Corleone IG.
Straight from BanDB:
Tommy_CorIeone Tommy_Corleone Impersonating an administrator 2009-12-29 01:52
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Lool Yh Someone Logged In With The Uppercase Lowercase Trick and Then Got Banned...
Then someone pretending to be pepe_ancelotti pretended to be Amy_Schappel really confusing
Yeah as someone logged in as Amy_Schappell saying I hate SugarD "He's a fa**ot"
:rofl:
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Crime of Frank_Ancelotti(5): Suspected by officer lordtrex(119) for noob.
Luigi_Gvarida(62) LOL
[AV]Pep_Araatus:(50) LOL
Deam_Rich((48) rare..'
Pretty damn funny :)
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I laughed on that log Pepito :lol:
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Tigerwoods(106) was suspected by officer asdfjkl1(93) for cheating on his wife cheetah woods
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Looks like tiger woods banevaded.
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Crime of Frank_Ancelotti(5): Suspected by officer lordtrex(119) for noob.
Luigi_Gvarida(62) LOL
[AV]Pep_Araatus:(50) LOL
Deam_Rich((48) rare..'
Pretty damn funny :)
I was surprised when he sused me for that :trust:
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Smiley.: (27) .sexit
Lot of LOL's
I failed @ /exit :s
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You received 1 from =AV=Kirby[CS] in your bank account.
You sent 1 to the bank account of =AV=Kirby[CS].
You received 2 from =AV=Kirby[CS] in your bank account.
You received 2 from =AV=Kirby[CS] in your bank account.
You sent to 5 the bank account of =AV=Kirby[CS].
*some time later*
You received 7337 from =AV=Kirby[CS] in your bank account.
You sent 9999 to the bank account of =AV=Kirby[CS].
You received 15999 from =AV=Kirby[CS] in your bank account.
You sent 20000 to the bank account of =AV=Kirby[CS].
You received 22222 from =AV=Kirby[CS] in your bank account.
You sent to 25000 the bank account of =AV=Kirby[CS].
*some more time later*
You sent 321518 to the bank account of =AV=Kirby[CS].
PM from =AV=Kirby[CS]: c-c-c-ombo breaker
You received 321951 from =AV=Kirby[CS] in your bank account.
D:
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You received 1 from =AV=Kirby[CS] in your bank account.
You sent 1 to the bank account of =AV=Kirby[CS].
You received 2 from =AV=Kirby[CS] in your bank account.
You received 2 from =AV=Kirby[CS] in your bank account.
You sent to 5 the bank account of =AV=Kirby[CS].
*some time later*
You received 7337 from =AV=Kirby[CS] in your bank account.
You sent 9999 to the bank account of =AV=Kirby[CS].
You received 15999 from =AV=Kirby[CS] in your bank account.
You sent 20000 to the bank account of =AV=Kirby[CS].
You received 22222 from =AV=Kirby[CS] in your bank account.
You sent to 25000 the bank account of =AV=Kirby[CS].
*some more time later*
You sent 321518 to the bank account of =AV=Kirby[CS].
PM from =AV=Kirby[CS]: c-c-c-ombo breaker
You received 321951 from =AV=Kirby[CS] in your bank account.
D:
wish i was you D:
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You received 1 from =AV=Kirby[CS] in your bank account.
You sent 1 to the bank account of =AV=Kirby[CS].
You received 2 from =AV=Kirby[CS] in your bank account.
You received 2 from =AV=Kirby[CS] in your bank account.
You sent to 5 the bank account of =AV=Kirby[CS].
*some time later*
You received 7337 from =AV=Kirby[CS] in your bank account.
You sent 9999 to the bank account of =AV=Kirby[CS].
You received 15999 from =AV=Kirby[CS] in your bank account.
You sent 20000 to the bank account of =AV=Kirby[CS].
You received 22222 from =AV=Kirby[CS] in your bank account.
You sent to 25000 the bank account of =AV=Kirby[CS].
*some more time later*
You sent 321518 to the bank account of =AV=Kirby[CS].
PM from =AV=Kirby[CS]: c-c-c-ombo breaker
You received 321951 from =AV=Kirby[CS] in your bank account.
D:
:lol:
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You received 1 from =AV=Kirby[CS] in your bank account.
You sent 1 to the bank account of =AV=Kirby[CS].
You received 2 from =AV=Kirby[CS] in your bank account.
You received 2 from =AV=Kirby[CS] in your bank account.
You sent to 5 the bank account of =AV=Kirby[CS].
*some time later*
You received 7337 from =AV=Kirby[CS] in your bank account.
You sent 9999 to the bank account of =AV=Kirby[CS].
You received 15999 from =AV=Kirby[CS] in your bank account.
You sent 20000 to the bank account of =AV=Kirby[CS].
You received 22222 from =AV=Kirby[CS] in your bank account.
You sent to 25000 the bank account of =AV=Kirby[CS].
*some more time later*
You sent 321518 to the bank account of =AV=Kirby[CS].
PM from =AV=Kirby[CS]: c-c-c-ombo breaker
You received 321951 from =AV=Kirby[CS] in your bank account.
D:
Nice :D
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ADVERTISMENT: Selling aidravg, San Fierro's Main Powder, contact [TCL]Anto_Moreno
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ADVERTISMENT: Selling aidravg, San Fierro's Main Powder, contact [TCL]Anto_Moreno
Wow, a new drug :lol:
Speaking of new drugs... me and Ic0Sforza used to research new drugs before I got accepted into MTA:VCPD 1.5 years ago. Good times. :)
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i know this is short...
**Two cops coming with a Tec9 after a battle with suspects**
Hot dog seller : want some free hotdogs to brave cops ?
Cop 1 : HOTDOG this bitch !
Hot dog seller : wtf reported for bitch fake killing !
LMAO
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i know this is short...
**Two cops coming with a Tec9 after a battle with suspects**
Hot dog seller : want some free hotdogs to brave cops ?
Cop 1 : HOTDOG this bad guy !
Hot dog seller : wtf reported for bad guy fake killing !
LMAO
1st - You are banned.
2nd - Not funny.
3rd - It didn't happen on Argonath SAMP.
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You received 1 from =AV=Kirby[CS] in your bank account.
You sent 1 to the bank account of =AV=Kirby[CS].
You received 2 from =AV=Kirby[CS] in your bank account.
You received 2 from =AV=Kirby[CS] in your bank account.
You sent to 5 the bank account of =AV=Kirby[CS].
*some time later*
You received 7337 from =AV=Kirby[CS] in your bank account.
You sent 9999 to the bank account of =AV=Kirby[CS].
You received 15999 from =AV=Kirby[CS] in your bank account.
You sent 20000 to the bank account of =AV=Kirby[CS].
You received 22222 from =AV=Kirby[CS] in your bank account.
You sent to 25000 the bank account of =AV=Kirby[CS].
*some more time later*
You sent 321518 to the bank account of =AV=Kirby[CS].
PM from =AV=Kirby[CS]: c-c-c-ombo breaker
You received 321951 from =AV=Kirby[CS] in your bank account.
D:
Give me this money and if you get it back,call me as*hole :D
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ADVERTISEMENT: Somebody breaking rules? Press [ F8 ] and Send it to [email protected], contact Pepe_Ancelotti(Phone:2752)
Tygra: (20) no pepe
Tygra: (20) dont
Tygra: (20) if someone breaks rules
Tygra: (20) kill them
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Officer_LOL has joined the server
*many lols*
(http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/756/officerlol.png)
(http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/756/officerlol.png)
And then...
(http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/9861/officerlolagain.png)
Officer_LMFAO(79), has been kicked by [Rstar]Rusty(5) for Go back to account - Officer_LOL
(79), has been kicked by [Rstar]Austin for go back to your other account : Officer_LOL
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Officer_LOL has joined the server
*many lols*
(http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/756/officerlol.png)
(http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/756/officerlol.png)
And then...
(http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/9861/officerlolagain.png)
Officer_LMFAO(79), has been kicked by [Rstar]Rusty(5) for Go back to account - Officer_LOL
(79), has been kicked by [Rstar]Austin for go back to your other account : Officer_LOL
LOL
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i lolled at LadyGaga saying LOL
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ADVERTISEMENT: Somebody breaking rules? Press [ F8 ] and Send it to [email protected], contact Pepe_Ancelotti(Phone:2752)
Tygra: (20) no pepe
Tygra: (20) dont
Tygra: (20) if someone breaks rules
Tygra: (20) kill them
Not sure if he is laughing now, He got banned for saying that.
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me and justin wilson pimped some hoes, we were looking for customers, i told my bitch to make teaM_Mario horny (i think it was mario) with /me's, and a guy Ladygaga was parked close to us:
Marouan_Wilson says: Make mario horny
[LSK]Duel: Lets pimp LadyGaga, she has a dick
TeaM_Mario: Lol (or Rofl or whatever it was)
Starring: [LSK]Duel
Justin_Wilson
Marouan_Wilson
TeaM_Mario
LadyGaga
(Arch_Diablos)
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[LSK]Duel: Lets pimp LadyGaga, she has a dick
AAAAAH!!!! :rofl:
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On Police Radio
NoNonsenseNacho: whats the sit rep on the code corleone
Twenty: Code Corleone?
NoNonsenseNacho: yep
[AV]Pazienza: It's a new code
Twenty: Is there a code Corleone?
Animalux_Ogs: Code corleone it dont exist!
[AV]Pazienza: It means run in circles screaming.
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On Police Radio
NoNonsenseNacho: whats the sit rep on the code corleone
Twenty: Code Corleone?
NoNonsenseNacho: yep
[AV]Pazienza: It's a new code
Twenty: Is there a code Corleone?
Animalux_Ogs: Code corleone it dont exist!
[AV]Pazienza: It means run in circles screaming.
is this happened in-game ? and lol
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Shaun_Diablos: (16) kick me for flooding Jeffry do it!
Shaun_Diablos: (16) kick me for flooding Jeffry do it!
Shaun_Diablos: (16) kick me for flooding Jeffry do it!
Shaun_Diablos: (16) kick me for flooding Jeffry do it!
Shaun_Diablos: (16) kick me for flooding Jeffry do it!
Shaun_Diablos: (16) kick me for flooding Jeffry do it!
Shaun_Diablos: (16) kick me for flooding Jeffry do it!
[WS]Uninhibited: (19) LOL !!!
Shaun_Diablos: (16) kick me for flooding Jeffry do it!
Shaun_Diablos: (16) kick me for flooding Jeffry do it!
Shaun_Diablos: (16) kick me for flooding Jeffry do it!
[AV]Pazienza: (20) ...
Lance_Wilson: (9) ban
Shaun_Diablos (16) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
[AV]Pep_Araatus: (46) omg
(16), was kicked by [AV]Vince(103) for nome
MrTrAnE: (31) gtfo
Mike_Louketas: (83) HAHAAHA WTF ?!?!?!?
[AV]Vince: (103) damn
I lol'ed hard on people reactions + when Jeffrey kicked him :D (What a dubm as*) -.-
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What an idiot.
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watantard, lowers diablos reputation :S
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I know a very very old chatlog but I will post it again:
ADVERTISEMENT: New here? need a phone?, call (forgot number), contact Myggen_Stracci.
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Old one:
0.0 has joined the server.
Marouan_Koltsov: 0.0
PM to 0.0: O.O
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On Police Radio
NoNonsenseNacho: whats the sit rep on the code corleone
Twenty: Code Corleone?
NoNonsenseNacho: yep
[AV]Pazienza: It's a new code
Twenty: Is there a code Corleone?
Animalux_Ogs: Code corleone it dont exist!
[AV]Pazienza: It means run in circles screaming.
:rofl:
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Old one:
0.0 has joined the server.
Marouan_Koltsov: 0.0
PM to 0.0: O.O
Win
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That's the correct facial expression if one player sees him hacking. O_O
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Shaun_Diablos: (16) kick me for flooding Jeffry do it!
Shaun_Diablos: (16) kick me for flooding Jeffry do it!
Shaun_Diablos: (16) kick me for flooding Jeffry do it!
Shaun_Diablos: (16) kick me for flooding Jeffry do it!
Shaun_Diablos: (16) kick me for flooding Jeffry do it!
Shaun_Diablos: (16) kick me for flooding Jeffry do it!
Shaun_Diablos: (16) kick me for flooding Jeffry do it!
[WS]Uninhibited: (19) LOL !!!
Shaun_Diablos: (16) kick me for flooding Jeffry do it!
Shaun_Diablos: (16) kick me for flooding Jeffry do it!
Shaun_Diablos: (16) kick me for flooding Jeffry do it!
[AV]Pazienza: (20) ...
Lance_Wilson: (9) ban
Shaun_Diablos (16) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
[AV]Pep_Araatus: (46) omg
(16), was kicked by [AV]Vince(103) for nome
MrTrAnE: (31) gtfo
Mike_Louketas: (83) HAHAAHA WTF ?!?!?!?
[AV]Vince: (103) damn
I lol'ed hard on people reactions + when Jeffrey kicked him :D (What a dubm as*) -.-
Honestly, I don't find this one funny anymore. It has been done over very many times, and is getting really old. Seriously, people who do this should get more than just a kick from jeffery.
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Getting kicked by Jeffrey willingly shows that you have no regard for rules that says No Flooding/ Spamming.
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My friend got kicked by Jeffrey for spam because he was buying too many bullets for his deagle, :trust:
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Imposter today.. He also joined the server like [Rtard]JDC etc.
[ESV]Twenty_GAY(63) has joined the server
[WS]Amon: (38) LOL
Twenty: (20) D:
[WS]Amon: (38) LOL
[WS]Amon: (38) LOL
Eduard_CorleoneT: (56) LOL
Lance.Wilson: (28) LOL
[NP]Curse: (66) hah owned
Some time later..
Soory_Twenty_Honey(77) has joined the server
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Imposter today.. He also joined the server like [Rtard]JDC etc.
[ESV]Twenty_GAY(63) has joined the server
[WS]Amon: (38) LOL
Twenty: (20) D:
[WS]Amon: (38) LOL
[WS]Amon: (38) LOL
Eduard_CorleoneT: (56) LOL
Lance.Wilson: (28) LOL
[NP]Curse: (66) hah owned
Some time later..
Soory_Twenty_Honey(77) has joined the server
LOL...
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My friend got kicked by Jeffrey for spam because he was buying too many bullets for his deagle, :trust:
I got kicked once for spamming /buyweapon smg.
When i joined again my smg was bugged -_-
Post Merge: January 03, 2010, 04:39:07 pm
Old one:
0.0 has joined the server.
Marouan_Koltsov: 0.0
PM to 0.0: O.O
Look what i found in the Ban Database:
(0_0) - Tommy_Corleone - Correct facial expression, indeed. Weapons, Air-Break hacks - 2010-01-02 12:44
And this is a newer one :D
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MrTrane: (19) bye Jeffrey
MrTrane: (19) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey
I think Jeffrey thought " No one tells me bye..I tell them bye "
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Imposter today.. He also joined the server like [Rtard]JDC etc.
[ESV]Twenty_GAY(63) has joined the server
[WS]Amon: (38) LOL
Twenty: (20) D:
[WS]Amon: (38) LOL
[WS]Amon: (38) LOL
Eduard_CorleoneT: (56) LOL
Lance.Wilson: (28) LOL
[NP]Curse: (66) hah owned
Some time later..
Soory_Twenty_Honey(77) has joined the server
awesome LOL!
what other he took any funny? thats no you said [Rtard]JDC... any funny i dont get this 1
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I asked for the [Rtard]JDC somehow :lol:
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I asked for the [Rtard]JDC somehow :lol:
lolwut xD?
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Imposter today.. He also joined the server like [Rtard]JDC etc.
[ESV]Twenty_GAY(63) has joined the server
[WS]Amon: (38) LOL
Twenty: (20) D:
[WS]Amon: (38) LOL
[WS]Amon: (38) LOL
Eduard_CorleoneT: (56) LOL
Lance.Wilson: (28) LOL
[NP]Curse: (66) hah owned
Some time later..
Soory_Twenty_Honey(77) has joined the server
HAHAHAALOLOLOL !!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
no, srs.
What's so funny?
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GOTCHA!!!!!
i found there is [East Site Vagos] tag it NEEDS to be a ESV hater :D
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(http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/8364/samp000nm.png) (http://img7.imageshack.us/i/samp000nm.png/)
My little addition . Not so great, but id like everyone to see.
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[AV]Boozman[CS](51) has been suspected by Steve_Smith(15) for crime.
O.o
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(http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/8364/samp000nm.png) (http://img7.imageshack.us/i/samp000nm.png/)
My little addition . Not so great, but id like everyone to see.
lol :redface: Ra[e does make you a bad person :/
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Imposter today.. He also joined the server like [Rtard]JDC etc.
[ESV]Twenty_GAY(63) has joined the server
[WS]Amon: (38) LOL
Twenty: (20) D:
[WS]Amon: (38) LOL
[WS]Amon: (38) LOL
Eduard_CorleoneT: (56) LOL
Lance.Wilson: (28) LOL
[NP]Curse: (66) hah owned
Some time later..
Soory_Twenty_Honey(77) has joined the server
isn't it Twenty_Lesbian :roll:.. just kidding <3, That was a WIN.
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Credits to the interiors bug, or something:
The police raided Lance's house and asked if they were dealing:
Lance.Wilson says: We only deal small arms like my handgun
(Interior bug)
Marouan.Wilson(xx) Gave Weso_Dakwar(xx) 70 Combat
Marouan.Wilson(xx) Gave Weso_Dakwar(xx) 70 Combat
Marouan.Wilson(xx) Gave Weso_Dakwar(xx) 70 Combat
Marouan.Wilson(xx) Gave Weso_Dakwar(xx) 70 Combat
Marouan.Wilson(xx) Gave Weso_Dakwar(xx) 70 Combat
Marouan.Wilson(xx) Gave Weso_Dakwar(xx) 70 Combat
Marouan.Wilson(xx) Gave Weso_Dakwar(xx) 70 Combat
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Credits to the interiors bug, or something:
The police raided Lance's house and asked if they were dealing:
Lance.Wilson says: We only deal small arms like my handgun
(Interior bug)
Marouan.Wilson(xx) Gave Weso_Dakwar(xx) 70 Combat
Marouan.Wilson(xx) Gave Weso_Dakwar(xx) 70 Combat
Marouan.Wilson(xx) Gave Weso_Dakwar(xx) 70 Combat
Marouan.Wilson(xx) Gave Weso_Dakwar(xx) 70 Combat
Marouan.Wilson(xx) Gave Weso_Dakwar(xx) 70 Combat
Marouan.Wilson(xx) Gave Weso_Dakwar(xx) 70 Combat
Marouan.Wilson(xx) Gave Weso_Dakwar(xx) 70 Combat
not funny
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not funny
And your the person that decides whats funny or not?
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isn't it Twenty_Lesbian :roll:.. just kidding <3, That was a WIN.
LOL ?
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Imposter today.. He also joined the server like [Rtard]JDC etc.
[ESV]Twenty_GAY(63) has joined the server
[WS]Amon: (38) LOL
Twenty: (20) D:
[WS]Amon: (38) LOL
[WS]Amon: (38) LOL
Eduard_CorleoneT: (56) LOL
Lance.Wilson: (28) LOL
[NP]Curse: (66) hah owned
Some time later..
Soory_Twenty_Honey(77) has joined the server
Was online when that happened D:
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Funny failure
ADVERTISEMENT: Selling my /l no sir, f*ck you, contact Pratkvarnen(Phone:6373)
(http://foto-uploaden.nl/img/5/1pha0ye.png)
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And your the person that decides whats funny or not?
No, I am. It's not funny.
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Funny failure
ADVERTISEMENT: Selling my /l no sir, f*ck you, contact Pratkvarnen(Phone:6373)
Rofl :lol:
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Funny failure
ADVERTISEMENT: Selling my /l no sir, f*ck you, contact Pratkvarnen(Phone:6373)
Funniest post in the past 20 pages.
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Funny failure
ADVERTISEMENT: Selling my /l no sir, f*ck you, contact Pratkvarnen(Phone:6373)
(http://foto-uploaden.nl/img/5/1pha0ye.png)
That's my homie, yo
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Funny failure
ADVERTISEMENT: Selling my /l no sir, f*ck you, contact Pratkvarnen(Phone:6373)
(http://foto-uploaden.nl/img/5/1pha0ye.png)
Lol
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(http://i46.tinypic.com/e8280m.png)
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(http://i46.tinypic.com/e8280m.png)
Why can't lazy people write it out? Is it really so hard?
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Why can't lazy people write it out? Is it really so hard?
No, its just quicker to post a screenshot.
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No, its just quicker to post a screenshot.
Screenshots don't get put into the Humor page on the Website ;)
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That's almost funny, but he probably did it on purpose for teh lulz. I miss the old funny chat logs topic. :(
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Logs will be added to the site Argonath HUMOR (http://www.argonathrpg.eu/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=242&Itemid=146) pages.
1. Screenshots will not go to Humor page on site
2. Try to post the correct nicks of players in logs, not just "Some guy:"
3. Repeated situations will not go to the Humor page (not your fault though, just inform you)
4. Complains, flame will be cut and forum users warned.
5. Try to keep to the HUMOR, as it was supposed from the beginning...
Thank you.
Agreed, Vince.
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1. Screenshots will not go to Humor page on site
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James_Hunter says: Don, you are ten seconds away from repeating cadet training.
James_Hunter says: 10
James_Hunter says: 9
James_Hunter says: 8
...
James_Hunter says: 2
James_Hunter says: 1
Bert_Karlsson says: jeffery
James_Hunter has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
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Sort of a log.
*Four officers (James_Hunter, [AV]Vince, DHR.Mike, [AVt]Oli_Daniels) are patrolling the streets of LS in a patriot*
*Random suspect pulls up next to us and starts shooting at us*
James on TS: 'YES! FINALLY SOME ACTION!'
*Random suspect gets banned for hacks*
James: 'We finally get attacked and it turns out to be a hacker. Great.'
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Sort of a log.
*Four officers (James_Hunter, [AV]Vince, DHR.Mike, [AVt]Oli_Daniels) are patrolling the streets of LS in a patriot*
*Random suspect pulls up next to us and starts shooting at us*
James on TS: 'YES! FINALLY SOME ACTION!'
*Random suspect gets banned for hacks*
James: 'We finally get attacked and it turns out to be a hacker. Great.'
likes this
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policeemg: (12) Rusty i want go eye
policeemg: (12) in the sky
[Rstar]Rusty: (33) lol
[Rstar]Rusty: (33) I already took you
policeemg: (12) I will kill sauron im new eye :Da
Void: (7) This goes to SAMP funny chat logs muahahahaha
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Sort of a log.
*Four officers (James_Hunter, [AV]Vince, DHR.Mike, [AVt]Oli_Daniels) are patrolling the streets of LS in a patriot*
*Random suspect pulls up next to us and starts shooting at us*
James on TS: 'YES! FINALLY SOME ACTION!'
*Random suspect gets banned for hacks*
James: 'We finally get attacked and it turns out to be a hacker. Great.'
Let me know if you wanna go against a hacker. I'll hold off the banhammer... :devroll:
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Let me know if you wanna go against a hacker. I'll hold off the banhammer... :devroll:
Just as long as he won't start DDoSing the Server or using bots to screw our CarHPs up :lol:
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policeemg: (12) Rusty i want go eye
policeemg: (12) in the sky
[Rstar]Rusty: (33) lol
[Rstar]Rusty: (33) I already took you
policeemg: (12) I will kill sauron im new eye :Da
Void: (7) This goes to SAMP funny chat logs muahahahaha
I love guys with humour like that :D
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policeemg: (12) Rusty i want go eye
policeemg: (12) in the sky
[Rstar]Rusty: (33) lol
[Rstar]Rusty: (33) I already took you
policeemg: (12) I will kill sauron im new eye :Da
Void: (7) This goes to SAMP funny chat logs muahahahaha
I'm the new eye :banana:
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policeemg: (12) Rusty i want go eye
policeemg: (12) in the sky
[Rstar]Rusty: (33) lol
[Rstar]Rusty: (33) I already took you
policeemg: (12) I will kill sauron im new eye :Da
Void: (7) This goes to SAMP funny chat logs muahahahaha
Haha, guy was cool teleported him into the air he loved it. :D
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Haha, guy was cool teleported him into the air he loved it. :D
hahaha...
"I kill sauron im new eye" - rofl
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Agolk(24): Wanna gamble? 500 - 5000$
[WS]Doggi(14): Sure.
Agolk(24): Meet at..?
[WS]Doggi(14): LSPD.
Agolk(24): Are you joking?
[WS]Doggi(14): Yes.
Agolk(24): ...
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(http://i44.tinypic.com/2pyn5l0.png)
:P
If you can't see the image:
Sagon: (41) I LOST MY MONEY, CASH and RESPECT
Sagon: (41) BECAUSE OF SOME NIGGAZ
EDIT: This was extremly funny; it was COMPLETLY out of the blue.. :D
Quote from the old day. :D
That was me... :razz:
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It's usually not funny if you are the one posting your own funny chat log. :neutral:
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Your avatar FREAKS me out.
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Agolk(24): Wanna gamble? 500 - 5000$
[WS]Doggi(14): Sure.
Agolk(24): Meet at..?
[WS]Doggi(14): LSPD.
Agolk(24): Are you joking?
[WS]Doggi(14): Yes.
Agolk(24): ...
lol doggi :redface:
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Nataha_Vice: (3) Hi Rory
Pablo_None(23) was suspected by officer WattiXfat(26) for cause ur black
[USMC]Maj.Collin: (14) Hey Rory
RoryAntruther: (36) hEya
[SACS]Jack: (0) Don't worry ill fuck his shit up
MrNeo: (20) jack you are not the only one who report...
[AV]Kirby[CS]: (37) LOL CRIME 23
[AV]JDC_Kolta: (24) omg a redman
Pablo_None(23), has been unsuspected by [SACS]SKenney(28), - lol but no
[AV]Kirby[CS]: (37) CRIME 23
Racism isn't cool. This guy was abusing all night, but it was for funny reasons.
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For some reason, racism can be funny, when used in an appropriate way.
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Mr.Chuck_Norris(20) killed by Collision
Joona_Rich: (68) Fail Norris
Mr.Chuck_Norris: (20) :(
-not funny /p-
-not funny PM-
Admin [Rstar]Husky(23): omg chuck died Impossible!
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Mr.Chuck_Norris(20) killed by Collision
Joona_Rich: (68) Fail Norris
Mr.Chuck_Norris: (20) :(
-not funny /p-
-not funny PM-
Admin [Rstar]Husky(23): omg chuck died Impossible!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :D
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Another one that just happenned
(http://i542.photobucket.com/albums/gg428/jesse7637/sa-mp-075.png)
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Quote from the old day. :D
That was me... :razz:
Ahh, I remember how we laughed at it in RI channel back in the day.
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Another one that just happenned
(http://i542.photobucket.com/albums/gg428/jesse7637/sa-mp-075.png)
:D :D :D :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Mr.Chuck_Norris(20) killed by Collision
Joona_Rich: (68) Fail Norris
Mr.Chuck_Norris: (20) :(
-not funny /p-
-not funny PM-
Admin [Rstar]Husky(23): omg chuck died Impossible!
LOL :D
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Mr.Chuck_Norris(20) killed by Collision
Joona_Rich: (68) Fail Norris
Mr.Chuck_Norris: (20) :(
-not funny /p-
-not funny PM-
Admin [Rstar]Husky(23): omg chuck died Impossible!
LOL
LMAO
LMFAO
WTF
OMG
ROFL
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Batta(54): Police Radio: YOU KILLED ME NOOB!!!! WAIT, I WILL CALL MY FBI FRIEND!, over.
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LOL
LMAO
LMFAO
WTF
OMG
ROFL
(http://i50.tinypic.com/ineey1.jpg)
Say no more. :P
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/me laughs
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(http://i50.tinypic.com/ineey1.jpg)
Say no more. :P
lol so true
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Crime of Deam_CorleoneT(xx):suspected by officer RoryAnstruther(xx) for wai yu run??WHY YOU RUN?I WANT BUTTSECKS[Evading]
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Crime of Deam_CorleoneT(xx):suspected by officer RoryAnstruther(xx) for wai yu run??WHY YOU RUN?I WANT BUTTSECKS[Evading]
Living proof that Chase Greggor is a very influential person.
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Melvin wanted to bid on my donut shop, so I asked what he wanted to offer.. Like 2 minutes after I got this message..
PM from Melvin_Gambetti(49): I CAN NOT OFFER BECAUSE I GOT A DILDO IN MY MOUTH
..
PM from Melvin_Gambetti(49:) oops..
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Admin [AV]Vince(26): what is canada
Admin [AV]Vince(26): :B
Admin [Rstar]Austin(16): candy
Admin TeaM_BlueFox(9): fail Vince]
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Conversation happens after Kitsune saved me from Francis_Corleone the robber -.-
Admin MrNeo(32): errr, Kitsune....
Admin [Rstar]Kitsune(12): ???
Admin [Rstar]Kitsune(12): What??
Admin [Rstar]Kitsune(12): Getting robbed again??
Admin [Rstar]Kitsune(12): Dont call me again. you are too careless....
Admin MrNeo(32): omg its no about that -.-
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Cross_CorleoneT(58) says: OH YOU TOUCH MY TRALALA
Mr.Chuck_Norris(xx) says: oh you touch caps lock,touch again
LOL :rofl: :rofl:
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Admin [AV]Vince(26): what is canada
Admin [AV]Vince(26): :B
Admin [Rstar]Austin(16): candy
Admin TeaM_BlueFox(9): fail Vince]
NO I'M NOT STUPID. D: Just trying to prove CANADA WILL BE ANNEXED BY THE US.
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Someone plays too much Fallout 3.
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NO I'M NOT STUPID. D: Just trying to prove CANADA WILL BE ANNEXED BY THE US.
won't happen
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won't happen
lie
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won't happen
Once Canada gets annexed, Australia will follow. Not going to happen. :D
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:devroll:
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Once Canada gets annexed, Australia will follow. Not going to happen. :D
And after that, Phillipines with Brazil get annexed too. Not going to happen. :D
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ADVERTISEMENT: Billy Mays here for SA:MP Hax, the easy way to fly, hack weps and allot of other things!, order now and get a free ip changer!, contact [WS]Jack_Bauer(Phone:240)
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ADVERTISEMENT: Billy Mays here for SA:MP Hax, the easy way to fly, hack weaps and allot of other things!, order now and get a free ip changer!
Rofl, who /ad'ed that?
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ADVERTISEMENT: Billy Mays here for SA:MP Hax, the easy way to fly, hack weps and allot of other things!, order now and get a free ip changer!, contact [WS]Jack_Bauer(Phone:240)
He should've written that in all caps, because Billy Mays was always speaking in caps.
Billy Mays -- Big City Slider (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KBXcpJfmj4#)
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i'd be warned for caps D:
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Louna_haha(62),was banned by [Rstar]Sammir(47) for ban evading haha
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Truth: Stracci = Cems with suits
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He should've written that in all caps, because Billy Mays was always speaking in caps.
Billy Mays -- Big City Slider (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KBXcpJfmj4#)
Have ...to buy ...Big City slider O.O
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[AV]Flameman(XX) says(phone): Robert Longstreet's automated secretary. Leave a messege after th
[AV]Flameman(XX) says(phone): BEEEEEEEEE f**king P!!
Lol :lol:
LOL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Sagon (63) : I lost my CASH, MONEY and RESPECT cos of sum NIGGAZ
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Once Canada gets annexed, Australia will follow. Not going to happen. :D
And after that, Phillipines with Brazil get annexed too. Not going to happen. :D
I wonder when Poland is going to get annexed with the US.
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i'd be warned for caps D:
Warned for caps is better than banned for advertising hacks, isn't it? If you do something that will get you banned, do it like a man.
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(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs200.snc3/20755_1294556920606_1130811824_926942_1151272_n.jpg)
ROFL This Was So Funny XD
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(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs200.snc3/20755_1294556920606_1130811824_926942_1151272_n.jpg)
ROFL This Was So Funny XD
I stopped laughing at Jeffrey jokes
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I stopped laughing at Jeffrey jokes
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Truth: Stracci = Cems with suits
lol
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This topic's name is no longer true.
If you are in doubt at something's funniness, do NOT post it, please...
Do not post inside jokes, that nobody will get, do not post your own jokes, none of this is funny....
I want this topic to be funny again!!!!! :(
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Admin MrNeo(26): Chuck, stay there..
Admin Mr.Chuck_Norris(12): huh?
Admin MrNeo(26) : keep watching them because i know they are scared on your moustache + beard
Adnub Mr.Chuck_Norris(12) : yeah i know.
Sorry if its not funny, its funny for me :IQ:
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It wasn't funny till the moment i noticed :rofl:
Adnub Mr.Chuck_Norris(12) :
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Melvin wanted to bid on my donut shop, so I asked what he wanted to offer.. Like 2 minutes after I got this message..
PM from Melvin_Gambetti(49): I CAN NOT OFFER BECAUSE I GOT A DILDO IN MY MOUTH
..
PM from Melvin_Gambetti(49:) oops..
I LMAO'D SO HARD AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH A
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HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: [EDGE] check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: GIVE ME 10K NOW OR I WILL BLOW UP LOS SANTOS THROUGH A BOMB IN THE oCEAN
HQ: Suspect: [EDGE]
Bryan_Ridge(55): Police Radio: Lol wtf.., Over.
[AV]Nexxt[CS]: (37) lol
Darren_Flier(10): Police Radio: retarded 911 call, Over.
[WS]Leonardo: (3) lol Edge,no.
[AV]Nexxt[CS]: (37) EDGE
Darren_Flier(10): Police Radio: 10-22, Over.
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I was being attacked by a deathmatcher, so i reported him :x
You reported [Rstar]xcasio(ID:80) to admins for Deathmatching
.
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[Rstar]xcasio(80) is looking into your report
(http://i48.tinypic.com/728wlc.jpg)
O.o
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:lol: Boozman
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[AVt]Drixy(13):Police Radio: Suspects pwned !,Over
[AVt]Drixy(13):Police Radio:I mean downed,Over
kristina18:Police Radio(38): lol,Over
[AV]Maladoi(30):Police Radio: lol,Over
I liked this
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[AVt]Drixy(13):Police Radio: Suspects pwned !,Over
I liked this
Ehh, my old joke..
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Booz, i had that with MrNeo yesterday night :D
(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/1224/samp000ya.png) (http://img163.imageshack.us/i/samp000ya.png/)
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I laughed at the report part :lol:
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TEA BAG TEA BAG LOLOLOL
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TEA BAG TEA BAG LOLOLOL
Yeah LOL but the 1's with CBF is funny also :D :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Booz, i had that with MrNeo yesterday night :D
(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/1224/samp000ya.png) (http://img163.imageshack.us/i/samp000ya.png/)
:rofl:
Unless the crime is valid, I always correct it a few seconds after... even the FBI needs some humor :lol:
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(http://i46.tinypic.com/iekoxx.jpg)
*Lots of 'OMG', 'WTF', 'LOL's*
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(http://i46.tinypic.com/iekoxx.jpg)
*Lots of 'OMG', 'WTF', 'LOL's*
How is that funny?
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(http://i46.tinypic.com/iekoxx.jpg)
*Lots of 'OMG', 'WTF', 'LOL's*
Is that the REAL nexxt?
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Is that the REAL nexxt?
Yes and I am 99% sure, it was wrong ID also.
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Yeah it was a wrong ID ban.
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(http://i46.tinypic.com/iekoxx.jpg)
*Lots of 'OMG', 'WTF', 'LOL's*
My 3rd wrong ID....
I am used to it, only this time - it was not CBFasi xD
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How is that funny?
Nexxt himself requested me to put it here. its his 3. wrong id ban so.
and it was wrong id
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Rory pulled a Tai! :lol:
It's okay Rory, nearly all of us did :P
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(http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii295/Luukiejj4/lol.jpg)
never heard of [TB] tho
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(http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii295/Luukiejj4/lol.jpg)
never heard of [TB] tho
Lol @ JaN.
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Tuberculosis :lol:
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[TB]JaN: (8) lol nigpls :lol:
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My 3rd wrong ID....
I am used to it, only this time - it was not CBFasi xD
CBF banned me once with wrong id D=
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Kodylev: (31) WHAT I NEED TO DO NOW ??? PLAY REST OF MY LIFE IN MORDOR?
Twenty: (83) Yes
David_Omid: (62) yes
Andy_Gvardia: (44) YES
David_Omid: (62) or get rescued
[Rstar]IcyAero: (43) LOL
It was actually funny back there :P
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(http://i47.tinypic.com/puphx.jpg)
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(http://i47.tinypic.com/puphx.jpg)
lol
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Kodylev: (31) WHAT I NEED TO DO NOW ??? PLAY REST OF MY LIFE IN MORDOR?
Twenty: (83) Yes
David_Omid: (62) yes
Andy_Gvardia: (44) YES
David_Omid: (62) or get rescued
[Rstar]IcyAero: (43) LOL
It was actually funny back there :P
Not fair :lol:
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[SACS]Kenny19 : here normal cops have to wait some sort of special response team who is heavily armed, basicaly the swat & fats response
I lol'ed
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[SACS]Kenny19 : here normal cops have to wait some sort of special response team who is heavily armed, basicaly the swat & fats response
I lol'ed
Ironically the SWAT commander is a fatass :roll:
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(http://i47.tinypic.com/puphx.jpg)
omgracist
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(http://i47.tinypic.com/puphx.jpg)
Cant see the humor in this, but its kinda random O.o
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Cant see the humor in this, but its kinda random O.o
He's racist.
Well, I'm muslim. :)
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[WS]Plam says: I have a gift for you from a suspect...
[WS]Plam gave 13 grams of weed to TeaM_GiacJr
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ADVERTISEMENT: [NEWS] ARPD invested to new gays - these are nukeproof, contact [AV]Nexxt[CS](Phone:13337)
[AV]Nexxt[CS]:(63) GATES***
[AV]Nexxt[CS]:(63) lol not g ays
[AV]Nexxt[CS]:(63) I said gays instead of gates ;p
[AV]Nexxt[CS]:(63)damn lol
chuck_norrys(57) has joined the server
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(http://i49.tinypic.com/2n0vn7d.jpg)
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(http://i49.tinypic.com/2n0vn7d.jpg)
lol! :lol:
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(http://i49.tinypic.com/2n0vn7d.jpg)
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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I don't find it funny.... It's just random moment that Pancher joined..
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I don't find it funny.... It's just random moment that Pancher joined..
y so srs?
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(http://i49.tinypic.com/2n0vn7d.jpg)
Lol i lol'ed on this hard :D:D
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I don't find it funny.... It's just random moment that Pancher joined..
Do you know pancher is chief of SAPD? So just on the moment I ask who is highest rank online, he joins...
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Do you know pancher is chief of SAPD?
No he doesn't know.
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*** TeaM_MaladoiB (Police Radio): Code 3 east bi*ch ,over
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*** TeaM_MaladoiB (Police Radio): Code 3 east bi*ch ,over
i lol'ed on this one
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ADVERTISEMENT:Sellin whores (RP), contact JonCurry(ID:x)
ADVERTISEMENT:dont abuse ad, contact DutchUN_Worker(ID:x)
ADVERTISEMENT: dutch un u abuse it.., contact JonCurry(ID:x)
ADVERTISEMENT: omg no, contact DutchUN_Worker(ID:x)
ADVERTISEMENT: stop it noob, contact JonCurry(ID:x)
ADVERTISEMENT: i will report u, contact JonCurry(ID:x)
JonCurry(x), was kicked by Jay_Adams(x) for Flaming, /ad abuse
JonCurry(x) has joined the server
JonCurry: (x) why did you kick me noob
JonCurry: (x) i mean
JonCurry: (x) dude
JonCurry: (x) admin
JonCurry: (x) OK
JonCurry(x) was tempbanned by Jay_Adams for 10 minuetes. Reason: No "noobs" here, check the rules, calm down.
I found the first part really funny :D
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ADVERTISEMENT:Sellin whores (RP), contact JonCurry(ID:x)
ADVERTISEMENT:dont abuse ad, contact DutchUN_Worker(ID:x)
ADVERTISEMENT: dutch un u abuse it.., contact JonCurry(ID:x)
ADVERTISEMENT: omg no, contact DutchUN_Worker(ID:x)
ADVERTISEMENT: stop it noob, contact JonCurry(ID:x)
ADVERTISEMENT: i will report u, contact JonCurry(ID:x)
JonCurry(x), was kicked by Jay_Adams(x) for Flaming, /ad abuse
JonCurry(x) has joined the server
JonCurry: (x) why did you kick me noob
JonCurry: (x) i mean
JonCurry: (x) dude
JonCurry: (x) admin
JonCurry: (x) OK
JonCurry(x) was tempbanned by Jay_Adams for 10 minuetes. Reason: No "noobs" here, check the rules, calm down.
I found the first part really funny :D
The /ad Part made me laugh.
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Second part is not bad too. When he realised what did he say "Noob, Dude, Admin, OK" :lol:
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compaq (xx) was banned by Mr.Chuck_Norris for SPEEEEED HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX
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Rock, this is what he meant.:
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WxeZN8IbHys/Sb3N2DX5blI/AAAAAAAAAyE/m0u8rfQII48/s400/lol+lmao+rflmao.jpg)
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Rock, this is what he meant.:
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WxeZN8IbHys/Sb3N2DX5blI/AAAAAAAAAyE/m0u8rfQII48/s400/lol+lmao+rflmao.jpg)
Seems like! :P
*** [XXXX] [RO]Dodo(43): i like to touch your Character, lol, it says 'Sorry my fault" or "Pardon me" lol
*** [XXXX] [Rstar]Sammir(4): omg u gay?
:lol: :lol: :rofl:
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hahahaha Funny stuffz
Aragorn Mafs_Corleone So long.. sucker.
Mafs_Corleone Aragorn He pwned us :(
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Luca_Stracci: I WILL CUM ON YOUR HEAD
Luigi_Gvardia has been kicked from (insertchannelhere)
Luigi_Gvardia has joined the channel (New channel, Gvardia channel)
[XXXX]Luigi_Gvardia: "I WILL CUM ON YOUR HEAD"
[XXXX]Andy_Gvardia: I WILL RAM YOUR ASS WITH A HELICOPTER BLADE
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Luca_Stracci: I WILL CUM ON YOUR HEAD
Luigi_Gvardia has been kicked from (insertchannelhere)
Luigi_Gvardia has joined the channel (New channel, Gvardia channel)
[XXXX]Luigi_Gvardia: "I WILL CUM ON YOUR HEAD"
[XXXX]Andy_Gvardia: I WILL RAM YOUR ASS WITH A HELICOPTER BLADE
LOL :rofl: :rofl:
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Luca_Stracci: I WILL CUM ON YOUR HEAD
Luigi_Gvardia has been kicked from (insertchannelhere)
Luigi_Gvardia has joined the channel (New channel, Gvardia channel)
[XXXX]Luigi_Gvardia: "I WILL CUM ON YOUR HEAD"
[XXXX]Andy_Gvardia: I WILL RAM YOUR ASS WITH A HELICOPTER BLADE
pff
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Very very old picture.
(http://i46.tinypic.com/hrk4z9.png)
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Ruan_Rodriguez: Me no suspect
Ruan_Rodriguez: Me FBI
Ruan_Rodriguez: really sir
Ruan_Rodriguez: John made me FBI yes
John_Pignati: yes
Ruan_Rodriguez: see
:hah:
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Ruan_Rodriguez: Me no suspect
Ruan_Rodriguez: Me FBI
Ruan_Rodriguez: really sir
Ruan_Rodriguez: John made me FBI yes
John_Pignati: yes
Ruan_Rodriguez: see
:hah:
LOL
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Ruan_Rodriguez: Me no suspect
Ruan_Rodriguez: Me FBI
Ruan_Rodriguez: really sir
Ruan_Rodriguez: John made me FBI yes
John_Pignati: yes
Ruan_Rodriguez: see
:hah:
:lol: :rofl: :lol:
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PFFFFFFFFFFFF
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Omg smartboy hahaha
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Ruan_Rodriguez: Me no suspect
Ruan_Rodriguez: Me FBI
Ruan_Rodriguez: really sir
Ruan_Rodriguez: John made me FBI yes
John_Pignati: yes
Ruan_Rodriguez: see
:hah:
:redface:
:ps: I'm John Pignati
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(Screenshot)
Please read the posting rules. Screen shots aren't allowed. Funny though :)
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Please read the posting rules. Screen shots aren't allowed. Funny though :)
Actually they are allowed, they'll just won't get into the humor site on the website.
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Actually they are allowed, they'll just won't get into the humor site on the website.
Wut? I thought this was the humor thingy.
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ROFL @ FBI guy!
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Wut? I thought this was the humor thingy.
Nah there's a Humor page on the Website the MTAVC stuff is well top notch. :lol:
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Tommy_Corleone: somethingweird AFK somethingweird
[i9]Frank_Hawk: Hehe - third time - /buyweapon pizza
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Truth(37) Says:You need to be black.
Truth(37) Says:I can pay for blackness surgery
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Diplo_Vercetti(61), has been unsuspected by MrNeo(45), - anuse
I find this funny for some reason.
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[Rstar]xcasio: (32) hi xcasio
Marcus_Vercetti: (50) O'Hai Gimli
[Rstar]xcasio: (32) oops
Marouan_Vercetti: (85) LOL
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Very very old picture.
(http://i46.tinypic.com/hrk4z9.png)
[WS]Wyclef. :D
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LOL XD.
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Cupid_Valentino: OMG GUYS I FOUND A FLOWER AT LSPD THAT MEANS WE CAN PLANT WEED LOL
Twenty: orly? :D
GiacJr: lol :D
Tommy: ....
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Actually its same as the flowers at weedfields :p Or are they changed? Last time i visited a weedfield was about 6-7 months ago.
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Actually its same as the flowers at weedfields :p Or are they changed? Last time i visited a weedfield was about 6-7 months ago.
For 6-7 months ago the "Flowers" were more looking like some sort of root, now it looks like a real flower.
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Geezer_Butler: (XX) I tried to insert /b/ but it said Unknown command
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Geezer_Butler: (XX) I tried to insert /b/ but it said Unknown command
I remember when I said that,I did not consider it funny though :D
Here are some other quotations
[Rstar]Rusty(xx) says:Go suck off your dildo
Donatas_Acus(xx) was suspected by officer [TCL]Rock[FBI](xx) for RUN RABBIT RUN
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I was in a good mood yesterday :pop:
:lol: :lol: :rofl:
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(http://i866.photobucket.com/albums/ab225/ysjpn/epiccrime.jpg)
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Twenty(xx) Looks up
Chase_Greggor(xx) looks up
[Rstar]Fernando(xx) looks up
[Rstar]Sammir(xx) looks up
I am an eye in the sky, looking at you!
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That happened today at JayL's funeral, it was like this..
(...we were talking about JayL, memories and stuff...)
[Rstar]Sammir(xx) says: I hope he can hear us now.
Twenty(xx) Looks up
Chase_Greggor(xx) looks up
[Rstar]Fernando(xx) looks up
[Rstar]Sammir(xx) looks up
I am an eye in the sky, looking at you!
:lol:
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lol'd at above
sauron is watching us masturbate D:
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sauron is watching us masturbate D:
If he was watching you take care of business he'd be intentionally blind by now.
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If he was watching you take care of business he'd be intentionally blind by now.
Sauron cannot zoom that small Oliver
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Sauron cannot zoom that small Oliver
:rofl:
(http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/5682/samp004p.png) (http://img535.imageshack.us/i/samp004p.png/)
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I don't see how CBFasi's comment is funny about the last time he was in school.
It's like Sauron telling his story how he graduated from How-To-Be-Evil school 4,000 years ago.
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I don't see how CBFasi's comment about the last time he was in school.
No but CBF is a high admin which means everything he says is funny.
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No but CBF is a high admin which means everything he says is funny.
so true :trust:
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Bruno_Pain.....AGAIN!
(http://i866.photobucket.com/albums/ab225/ysjpn/epic-2.jpg)
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TYPE OUT YOUR CHAT LOLGS
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Alot of funny things i've gotten, but here we go, little warning might be some harsh words along, but i think they are censored automatically else i will remove them.
[AV]JDC_Kolta : ANTI DM PATROL
=AV=Nexxt[CS] Police Radio Requesting airsupport on a shemale at LSAP
[Rstar]Pancher Police Radio : R o G e R
CBFasi was banned by [Rstar]Pancher Reason : Impoister
**xxxx**[Rstar]Sammir: no she is professional body seller
**xxxx**TCL]Twenty Yarly
[AV]Goobi was suspected by officer [XC]RandyRandy for going to fast = you orangeman
[Rstar]CBFasi How to get annoyed use /q to exit building!
[WS]Wyclef] Was suspected by officer RoBin_GhETTo for assaulting hitted a officer with flowers, very sharp flowers
**Chase_Greggor Omg i got a sms saying
**Chase_Greggor Meet a sexy girl at downtown los santos
biggo YOU LOOK LIKE A BABY
Post Merge: February 10, 2010, 01:35:19 pm
[WS]Smey TO Whoever suspect just killed himself : BOEEEHHHH
[WS]Gregersen[CS] panpan!
[XU]Panpan WEOEOWEOOEOEOEOEOWOEWOWEOOOOOOO
Lau_Corleone notices the fads
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts : WAHT THE f**k ARE YOU THINKING!!
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts SIR!!
[TCL]BattleKolta says: What?
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts DO YOU KNOW WHAT SPEED YOU WHERE ?!!
[TCL]BattleKOlta says No?
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts you we're like!!
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts 70km/h
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts DUDE!!
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts WTF!!
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts with this car you should be going at like 130 km/h
[TCL]BattleKolta says the limit is 80 km/h!
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts SO speed the f**k up!!
Drew[Norway] Police radio : Hambuger this is chicken mac nugets.. are you there i repeat are you there ?
Manish_Krisha was banned by Team_Wayne for trying to be richie rich, money hacking
Urs_Diablos happy PAYDAY TO YOU! HAPPY PAYDAY TOOOO YOUU
****Twenty BATTLE f**k YOU
****[TCl]BattleKolta WHAT
****Twenty** YOU PAINTED MY INFERNUS PINK AGAIN
****[TCL]BattleKolta** i haven't painted your infernus
today!
****Louis_Keyl** HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
****Twenty** YOU DID YESTERDAY bad guy ASS
****Twenty** I was driving to a crime delict, with a f**king pink infernus
[AV]JDC_Kolta "i'm sorry, you are denied from stealing agen' pancakes" "FFFFFUUUUU-"
[WS]Thomas_C Police radio Uhm... take the big grey bridge, then go right... you'll notice some idiot waving : thats me
****Chase** Used to be argonath incorporated
****[TCL]Rock_Kolta Armed idiot
Lennie_briscoe shouts this is the long dick of the law!!
Crime of Ryan_Dunn Suspected by [NP]Curse For being mean to car, he kicked it
James_hunter says : Go, GO!
[AV]Vince kicks the seat
[AV]Vince kicks the seat harder
[AV]Vince shouts : DIE!
James hunter Rips vinces's tonque out.
Post Merge: February 10, 2010, 01:35:56 pm
****[AV]Pazienza I did /Suegate lol
Maruouan_Koltstov -cbalear IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRE EEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDD
[Rstar]Charger me + payday = everyone happy
Aragorn Aragorn + Vodka = epic
****Chase_Greggor ima attend the DD with a hippie van
[AV]JDC_Kolta .cb No, 7 Corleones shooting my ass is NOT my idea of new year fireworks!
Victor_Corleone was suspected by officer [XU]CowCow for Sir u have your genital n me no want sucky sucky pls ok put awa
Owen_Rodridques Shouts Lets play hide and seek, you starts!!
Mafs_Corleone shouts Lets play darts!!
Mafs_Corleone shouts You'll be the board i'll use bullets
Owen_Rodridques Shouts ok
TeaM_SugarD shouts OH HELL NO! YOU VOMIT ON ME, YOU PUNCH MY NEMISIS IN THE BALLS, YOU ATTACK MY COMPRADERES... YOUR GOING DOWN!!
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Alot of funny things i've gotten, but here we go, little warning might be some harsh words along, but i think they are censored automatically else i will remove them.
[AV]JDC_Kolta : ANTI DM PATROL
=AV=Nexxt[CS] Police Radio Requesting airsupport on a shemale at LSAP
[Rstar]Pancher Police Radio : R o G e R
CBFasi was banned by [Rstar]Pancher Reason : Impoister
**xxxx**[Rstar]Sammir: no she is professional body seller
**xxxx**TCL]Twenty Yarly
[AV]Goobi was suspected by officer [XC]RandyRandy for going to fast = you orangeman
[Rstar]CBFasi How to get annoyed use /q to exit building!
[WS]Wyclef] Was suspected by officer RoBin_GhETTo for assaulting hitted a officer with flowers, very sharp flowers
**Chase_Greggor Omg i got a sms saying
**Chase_Greggor Meet a sexy girl at downtown los santos
biggo YOU LOOK LIKE A BABY
Post Merge: February 10, 2010, 01:35:19 pm
[WS]Smey TO Whoever suspect just killed himself : BOEEEHHHH
[WS]Gregersen[CS] panpan!
[XU]Panpan WEOEOWEOOEOEOEOEOWOEWOWEOOOOOOO
Lau_Corleone notices the fads
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts : WAHT THE f**k ARE YOU THINKING!!
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts SIR!!
[TCL]BattleKolta says: What?
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts DO YOU KNOW WHAT SPEED YOU WHERE ?!!
[TCL]BattleKOlta says No?
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts you we're like!!
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts 70km/h
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts DUDE!!
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts WTF!!
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts with this car you should be going at like 130 km/h
[TCL]BattleKolta says the limit is 80 km/h!
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts SO speed the f**k up!!
Drew[Norway] Police radio : Hambuger this is chicken mac nugets.. are you there i repeat are you there ?
Manish_Krisha was banned by Team_Wayne for trying to be richie rich, money hacking
Urs_Diablos happy PAYDAY TO YOU! HAPPY PAYDAY TOOOO YOUU
****Twenty BATTLE f**k YOU
****[TCl]BattleKolta WHAT
****Twenty** YOU PAINTED MY INFERNUS PINK AGAIN
****[TCL]BattleKolta** i haven't painted your infernus
today!
****Louis_Keyl** HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
****Twenty** YOU DID YESTERDAY bad guy ASS
****Twenty** I was driving to a crime delict, with a f**king pink infernus
[AV]JDC_Kolta "i'm sorry, you are denied from stealing agen' pancakes" "FFFFFUUUUU-"
[WS]Thomas_C Police radio Uhm... take the big grey bridge, then go right... you'll notice some idior wacing : thats me
****Chase** Used to be argonath incorporated
****[TCL]Rock_Kolta Armed idiot
Lennie_briscoe shouts this is the long dick of the law!!
Crime of Ryan_Dunn Suspected by [NP]Curse For being mean to car, he kicked it
James_hunter says : Go, GO!
[AV]Vince kicks the seat
[AV]Vince kicks the seat harder
[AV]Vince shouts : DIE!
James hunter Rips vinces's tonque out.
Post Merge: February 10, 2010, 01:35:56 pm
****[AV]Pazienza I did /Suegate lol
Maruouan_Koltstov -cbalear IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRE EEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDD
[Rstar]Charger me + payday = everyone happy
Aragorn Aragorn + Vodka = epic
****Chase_Greggor ima attend the DD with a hippie van
[AV]JDC_Kolta .cb No, 7 Corleones shooting my ass is NOT my idea of new year fireworks!
Victor_Corleone was suspected by officer [XU]CowCow for Sir u have your genital n me no want sucky sucky pls ok put awa
Owen_Rodridques Shouts Lets play hide and seek, you starts!!
Mafs_Corleone shouts Lets play darts!!
Mafs_Corleone shouts You'll be the board i'll use bullets
Owen_Rodridques Shouts ok
TeaM_SugarD shouts OH HELL NO! YOU VOMIT ON ME, YOU PUNCH MY NEMISIS IN THE BALLS, YOU ATTACK MY COMPRADERES... YOUR GOING DOWN!!
LOL! :rofl:
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[AV]JDC_Kolta : ANTI DM PATROL
[AV]JDC_Kolta "I'm sorry, you are denied from FBI for stealing Agents' pancakes." "FFFFFUUUUU-"
[AV]JDC_Kolta .cb No, 7 Corleones shooting my ass is NOT my idea of new year fireworks!
Good times! :lol:
And yes, during New Years', I was in a shootout that had 4 or more Corleones shooting at my ass with M4s. :)
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[WS]Gregersen[CS] panpan!
[XU]Panpan WEOEOWEOOEOEOEOEOWOEWOWEOOOOOOO
My name is [WS]Gregerz[CS] duuude :(
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[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts : WAHT THE f**k ARE YOU THINKING!!
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts SIR!!
[TCL]BattleKolta says: What?
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts DO YOU KNOW WHAT SPEED YOU WHERE ?!!
[TCL]BattleKOlta says No?
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts you we're like!!
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts 70km/h
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts DUDE!!
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts WTF!!
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts with this car you should be going at like 130 km/h
[TCL]BattleKolta says the limit is 80 km/h!
[AV]Wolfe[SASC] shouts SO speed the f**k up!!
****Twenty BATTLE f**k YOU
****[TCl]BattleKolta WHAT
****Twenty** YOU PAINTED MY INFERNUS PINK AGAIN
****[TCL]BattleKolta** i haven't painted your infernus
today!
****Louis_Keyl** HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
****Twenty** YOU DID YESTERDAY bad guy ASS
****Twenty** I was driving to a crime delict, with a f**king pink infernus
That made my morning... lol'd
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James_hunter says : Go, GO!
[AV]Vince kicks the seat
[AV]Vince kicks the seat harder
[AV]Vince shouts : DIE!
James hunter Rips vinces's tonque out.
That happens like three times a week.
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Admin Mr.Chuck_Norris: xcasio dont dare to hunt me with hydra/hunter
Admin [Rstar]xcasio: don't you dare to roundhouse kick me then
[Rstar]xcasio killed by Collision
Admin [Rstar]xcasio: OMG
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Admin Mr.Chuck_Norris: xcasio dont dare to hunt me with hydra/hunter
Admin [Rstar]xcasio: don't you dare to roundhouse kick me then
[Rstar]xcasio killed by Collision
Admin [Rstar]xcasio: OMG
LOL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Didn't gimli just fly into a wall or something? XD
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[WS]Thomas_C Police radio Uhm... take the big grey bridge, then go right... you'll notice some idiot waving : thats me
assuum! :D
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Admin Mr.Chuck_Norris: xcasio dont dare to hunt me with hydra/hunter
Admin [Rstar]xcasio: don't you dare to roundhouse kick me then
[Rstar]xcasio killed by Collision
Admin [Rstar]xcasio: OMG
:lol:
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[WS]Wyclef Was suspected by officer RoBin_GhETTo for assaulting hitted a officer with flowers, very sharp flowers
Oh yes, I remember that.
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Admin Mr.Chuck_Norris: xcasio dont dare to hunt me with hydra/hunter
Admin [Rstar]xcasio: don't you dare to roundhouse kick me then
[Rstar]xcasio killed by Collision
Admin [Rstar]xcasio: OMG
:rofl:
Post Merge: February 13, 2010, 03:58:32 am
[AV]Janek has been suspected by officer [Rstar]Austin for: shouting pigeons
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Those chats make me ROFL.
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Admin Mr.Chuck_Norris: xcasio dont dare to hunt me with hydra/hunter
Admin [Rstar]xcasio: don't you dare to roundhouse kick me then
[Rstar]xcasio killed by Collision
Admin [Rstar]xcasio: OMG
Haha :rofl:
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Crime of [Rstar]IcyAero(62): suspected by officer [NP]Curse(10) for suspected to be alien - try to invade, please stop!
Jason_Earles: OMG OMG
Jason_Earles: I found house with no info!!
Jason_Earles: how do i buy this house? i typed /buy
some secs later...
Jason_Earles: wtf is a passport for
- Hes Banned for cash hax after.
JunkMan: driving isnt allowed
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ADVERTISEMENT: Need a job please I'm good at everything, please contact [BRC]Lewis
Pm to [BRC]Lewis: Want to be my personal assistant that gives me blowjobs?
Pm from [BRC]Lewis: Yes
Pm from [BRC]Lewis: wait, Do i get paid?
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Jeffrey(27) has joined the server.
Kevin_McCollins(39): /me floods jeffrey to see his reactions.
Kevin_McCollins(39) you were kicked by Jeffrey(27) for for flooding me.
Kevin_McCollins(39), was kicked by Jeffrey(27) for for flooding me.
Server Closed Connection.
I still wondering if Jeffrey is still only a bot... He gained Intelligence? *wonders seriously*
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Jeffrey(27) has joined the server.
Kevin_McCollins(39): /me floods jeffrey to see his reactions.
Kevin_McCollins(39) you were kicked by Jeffrey(27) for for flooding me.
Kevin_McCollins(39), was kicked by Jeffrey(27) for for flooding me.
Server Closed Connection.
I still wondering if Jeffrey is still only a bot... He gained Intelligence? *wonders seriously*
Rofl.
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Jeffery is the most intelligent script created by the Developers... and the most evil one too!
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Jeffery is the most intelligent script created by the Developers... and the most evil one too!
Jay Adams starts shouting and beating his wall every time he gets kicked by Jeffrey D:
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Jeffery is the most intelligent script created by the Developers... and the most evil one too!
Yeah he can even drive tanks now too.
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Yeah he can even drive tanks now too.
Soon Jeffery's intelligence will evolve beyond human capabilities, so he can upgrade himself even more! He will soon be able to ban, remove properties, remove all the assets of all players who happen to be online, and eventually he'll gain access to the RCON and the Server Database! That means he'll start being able to change our passwords! NOOO!
:lol:
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Soon Jeffery's intelligence will evolve beyond human capabilities, so he can upgrade himself even more! He will soon be able to ban, remove properties, remove all the assets of all players who happen to be online, and eventually he'll gain access to the RCON and the Server Database! That means he'll start being able to change our passwords! NOOO!
:lol:
paranoia :wow:
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paranoia :wow:
But those people who said that... hhhrrrgh... World War I was coming were... hhrrrgh.. gaarghh... called paranoid! They were ri... hhrrrghh... right! AAAARRRRRR... gaahhh...RRRRGH!
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But those people who said that... hhhrrrgh... World War I was coming were... hhrrrgh.. gaarghh... called paranoid! They were ri... hhrrrghh... right! AAAARRRRRR... gaahhh...RRRRGH!
oh no JDC is high for the first time!
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oh no JDC is high for the first time!
H-high? ...hrrrgh... b-bullshit, th-that's what you c-call... hrrrgh... people on drugs... I am NOT high, parano... grrrrr... paranoid, OR ANYTHING ELSE OF THE... gaaarrrgh... KIND!!! DO YOU HEAR... grrrrghh... hrrrgh...penis.. ME?! DO YOU?!?!
To make sure the offtopic train doesn't come to an abrupt halt, I will post some ontopic stuff. These logs are from a few months back though, found them in the humor section of my SA:MP screenshot portfolio.
Giles(6) was suspected by Lennie_Briscoe(9) for maturbating in my squad car.
ilakon_koltsov(32) killed by TeaM_GiacJr(45), Minigun
Admin [AV]JDC_Kolta(22): LOLWHAT
Admin [Rstar]IcyAero(60): hax!
Admin [Rstar]Sammir(12): hahaha minigun
Admin [AV]JDC_Kolta(9): Nexxt, when can =AV= tag problem be fixed?
Admin TeaM_JayL(46) announce: ~w~resetting...
[AP]DarbyDragon (68): resetting?
Admin Violet_Corleone(47): 3,2,1, Blastoff!
Amy_Ancelotti (40) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
(40) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
Admin [AV]JDC_Kolta: nice one Violet
After I pulled off a Tai:
Admin TeaM_GiacJr(45): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Admin [AV]JDC_Kolta(41): >_<
Admin [AV]JDC_Kolta(41): FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Admin [Rstar]Sammir(12): LMAO
Admin TeaM_GiacJr(45): LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Special Courtesy of Gimli:
Inventory of [AV]JDC_Kolta
Cash: -999983992, Bank: 37357
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LOL JDC win logs xD
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this is thing happened after Kevin_McCollins kicked by "real" jeffrey
Jeffrey: (27) i got GREAT idea for an upgrade, i might BAN instead of KICK for spam
Jeffrey: (27) Want funny?(i forgot correct)
Jeffrey (27) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
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this is thing happened after Kevin_McCollins kicked by "real" jeffrey
Jeffrey: (27) i got GREAT idea for an upgrade, i might BAN instead of KICK for spam
Jeffrey: (27) Want funny?(i forgot correct)
Jeffrey (27) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
Just..............LOOOL :lol:
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OMFG, we found out Jeffrey's "real" identity! :lol:
Btw, these are real logs from TS, after I taught 2 new freecops how to use TS. We were in the registration lobby, but I havent heard from them since. Freecop1 (forgot their names... I dont have TSO lol) sounded like he was around 17 while Freecop2 was quite younger, around 12-13 I guess, from the sound of their voices.
There was an old woman (another new guy as well, havent heard from him since) in Pershing Square who was doing /lay and in need of first-aid fast after being hit by a car, which sped away. The two Freecops arrived on an SAPD bike just as I was trying to help the old woman.
[AV]JDC_Kolta: This woman needs some CPR bad.
Freecop1: Hmm, she'll need mouth-to-mouth.
Freecop2: You do it!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: No, you do it!
Freecop1: Wait, I have an idea. *ding*
[AV]JDC_Kolta: What idea? :0
Freecop1: Okay, now jam the bike pump into her mouth.
Freecop2: What if she explodes?
Freecop1: That would be AWESOME!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: omg...
omg omg my stomach hurting :banana: :D :D :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Lustigkurre (42) died in a explosion
Lustigkurre (42) : Who blew up GS9?
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Lustigkurre (42) died in a explosion
Lustigkurre (42) : Who blew up GS9?
:rofl: :rofl: :lol:
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OMFG, we found out Jeffrey's "real" identity!
Btw, these are real logs from TS, after I taught 2 new freecops how to use TS. We were in the registration lobby, but I havent heard from them since. Freecop1 (forgot their names... I dont have TSO lol) sounded like he was around 17 while Freecop2 was quite younger, around 12-13 I guess, from the sound of their voices.
There was an old woman (another new guy as well, havent heard from him since) in Pershing Square who was doing /lay and in need of first-aid fast after being hit by a car, which sped away. The two Freecops arrived on an SAPD bike just as I was trying to help the old woman.
[AV]JDC_Kolta: This woman needs some CPR bad.
Freecop1: Hmm, she'll need mouth-to-mouth.
Freecop2: You do it!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: No, you do it!
Freecop1: Wait, I have an idea. *ding*
[AV]JDC_Kolta: What idea? :0
Freecop1: Okay, now jam the bike pump into her mouth.
Freecop2: What if she explodes?
Freecop1: That would be AWESOME!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: omg...
Haha :rofl: :rofl:
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[i9]Jimmy_Cuneo(3) says: You aight, Roel?
Roel_Ancelotti(69) says: Yeah, you?
[i9]Jimmy_Cuneo(3) says: Yeah I'm fine.
Roel_Ancelotti(69) says: You look hurt, what's happend?
[i9]Jimmy_Cuneo(3) says: Someone tried to make the same as Osama Ben Laden did..
Lustigkurre(12) says: Excuse me?
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[i9]Jimmy_Cuneo(3) says: You aight, Roel?
Roel_Ancelotti(69) says: Yeah, you?
[i9]Jimmy_Cuneo(3) says: Yeah I'm fine.
Roel_Ancelotti(69) says: You look hurt, what's happend?
[i9]Jimmy_Cuneo(3) says: Someone tried to make the same as Osama Ben Laden did..
Lustigkurre(12) says: Excuse me?
I dont realy get it.. :trust:
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I dont realy get it.. :trust:
Lustig flew plane into GS9 and blew it up, roel got hurt. If I got that right.
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ADVERTISEMENT: SAPD: CAMERA_041 upgraded with rhino rocket launcher , contact CAMERA_041(Phone:6419)
[SE]MiniMini_LV: (9) lol
TimBoston: (8) Lol
[NP]YS_JPN[FAA]: (38) omg
Daco_Ancelotti: (67) omg
[WS]Hidduh: lol
Mobstar_Baxter: (16) Lies
Mobstar_Baxter: (16) People lies
[WS]Jack_Bauer: (79) Kpwnd
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HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: Ricardo_Sevilla check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: HELP ME A COP GONNA STICK HIS FINGER UP MY ASS
HQ: Suspect: [SASD]Erick
Dispatch:*Internal message from the hospital*: Call from Darren_Flier
Dispatch: Incident: MY PENIS IS ON FIRE!!!!
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ADVERTISEMENT: SAPD: CAMERA_041 upgraded with rhino rocket launcher , contact CAMERA_041(Phone:6419)
[SE]MiniMini_LV: (9) lol
TimBoston: (8) Lol
[NP]YS_JPN[FAA]: (38) omg
Daco_Ancelotti: (67) omg
[WS]Hidduh: lol
Mobstar_Baxter: (16) Lies
Mobstar_Baxter: (16) People lies
[WS]Jack_Bauer: (79) Kpwnd
:rofl:
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ADVERTISEMENT: SAPD: CAMERA_041 upgraded with rhino rocket launcher , contact CAMERA_041(Phone:6419)
[SE]MiniMini_LV: (9) lol
TimBoston: (8) Lol
[NP]YS_JPN[FAA]: (38) omg
Daco_Ancelotti: (67) omg
[WS]Hidduh: lol
Mobstar_Baxter: (16) Lies
Actual pic.
(http://i866.photobucket.com/albums/ab225/ysjpn/camera1.png)
And
(http://i866.photobucket.com/albums/ab225/ysjpn/camera2.png)
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Lustigkurre (42) died in a explosion
Lustigkurre (42) : Who blew up GS9?
Guess who :roll:
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Guess who :roll:
Lustig's plane flying skills are getting rusty.... :(
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Antonio_Gvardia(9): Who wants to see me punch GS9? :)
Seconds later....
Antonio_Gvardia(9) killed by explosion.
Player1: Who is UC admin??
IcyAero: No one knows.
MrNeo: No one knows.
Funny thing about this that we talk at the exact same time lol.
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Lustig's plane flying skills are getting rusty.... :(
Indeed, he's getting old.
Young Truth ft. Lustigkurre - Life in texas
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************(ID:9) was reported by ************(ID:17) for Shooting an unarmed suspect who was not armed
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************(ID:9) was reported by ************(ID:17) for Shooting an unarmed suspect who was not armed
LOL :lol: clear enough!
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[Rstar]Austin(ID) banned by [Rstar]Xcasio(ID) for banana?!?!?!
[Rstar]Xcasio(ID): That was supposed to say /a ban..?
-few moments pass-
[Rstar]Austin(ID) has joined the server
[Rstar]Austin(ID): I r ban evade
*other people saying stuff*
[SASD]Sarah_P(ID): OMG BANN!!!
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MrNeo(ID): Sorry for playing the Lady Giac on the radio..
Other people: Lady Giac?!
MrNeo(Id): Oh don't tell Giac I said that.... :S
[SASD]Sarah_P(ID): SS'd Neo... :)
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[Rstar]Austin(ID) banned by [Rstar]Xcasio(ID) for banana?!?!?!
[Rstar]Xcasio(ID): That was supposed to say /a ban..?
-few moments pass-
[Rstar]Austin(ID) has joined the server
[Rstar]Austin(ID): I r ban evade
*other people saying stuff*
[SASD]Sarah_P(ID): OMG BANN!!!
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MrNeo(ID): Sorry for playing the Lady Giac on the radio..
Other people: Lady Giac?!
MrNeo(Id): Oh don't tell Giac I said that.... :S
[SASD]Sarah_P(ID): SS'd Neo... :)
lol sarah :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :rofl:
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[Rstar]Austin(ID) banned by [Rstar]Xcasio(ID) for banana?!?!?!
[Rstar]Xcasio(ID): That was supposed to say /a ban..?
-few moments pass-
[Rstar]Austin(ID) has joined the server
[Rstar]Austin(ID): I r ban evade
*other people saying stuff*
[SASD]Sarah_P(ID): OMG BANN!!!
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MrNeo(ID): Sorry for playing the Lady Giac on the radio..
Other people: Lady Giac?!
MrNeo(Id): Oh don't tell Giac I said that.... :S
[SASD]Sarah_P(ID): SS'd Neo... :)
:lol:
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oi!
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oi!
LMMFAO!
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[Rstar]Austin(ID) banned by [Rstar]Xcasio(ID) for banana?!?!?!
[Rstar]Xcasio(ID): That was supposed to say /a ban..?
-few moments pass-
[Rstar]Austin(ID) has joined the server
[Rstar]Austin(ID): I r ban evade
*other people saying stuff*
[SASD]Sarah_P(ID): OMG BANN!!!
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MrNeo(ID): Sorry for playing the Lady Giac on the radio..
Other people: Lady Giac?!
MrNeo(Id): Oh don't tell Giac I said that.... :S
[SASD]Sarah_P(ID): SS'd Neo... :)
Where's the funny part
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Where's the funny part
Only those who see it shall be find it funny
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Pedro_Navarro: (13) kevlar is a armour that protects from cupid arrows :P
RoryAnstruther: (8) The quickest way to get outta game is unplug your computer
RoryAnstruther: (8) But if you have a laptop, jokes on you
Jon_Skapizi: (32) not if u have a laptop
Jon_Skapizi: (32) dam
[RS]Bondy(37) was reported by RavatioN(10) for dm
Administrator RoryAnstruther is looking into the report from RavatioN(10)
RavatioN: (10) *******flaming
RavatioN(1), was warned by RoryAnstruther(8) for flaming
RavatioN: (10) take my report then ffs
RoryAnstruther: (8) I did, that's why it said "Administrator RoryAnstruther is looking into your report"...
Administrator RoryAnstruther is looking into the report from RavatioN(10)
Administrator RoryAnstruther is looking into the report from RavatioN(10)
Administrator RoryAnstruther is looking into the report from RavatioN(10)
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Pedro_Navarro: (13) kevlar is a armour that protects from cupid arrows :P
RoryAnstruther: (8) The quickest way to get outta game is unplug your computer
RoryAnstruther: (8) But if you have a laptop, jokes on you
Jon_Skapizi: (32) not if u have a laptop
Jon_Skapizi: (32) dam
[RS]Bondy(37) was reported by RavatioN(10) for dm
Administrator RoryAnstruther is looking into the report from RavatioN(10)
RavatioN: (10) *******flaming
RavatioN(1), was warned by RoryAnstruther(8) for flaming
RavatioN: (10) take my report then ffs
RoryAnstruther: (8) I did, that's why it said "Administrator RoryAnstruther is looking into your report"...
Administrator RoryAnstruther is looking into the report from RavatioN(10)
Administrator RoryAnstruther is looking into the report from RavatioN(10)
Administrator RoryAnstruther is looking into the report from RavatioN(10)
I lol'd badly at the Admin warn lmao
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I failed to see the funny part again.
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I failed to see the funny part again.
People's ignorance. Once you've been in law enforcement or administrating for a while you start to find people's ignorance and stupidity funny, but sad.
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Pedro_Navarro: (13) kevlar is a armour that protects from cupid arrows :P
RoryAnstruther: (8) The quickest way to get outta game is unplug your computer
RoryAnstruther: (8) But if you have a laptop, jokes on you
Jon_Skapizi: (32) not if u have a laptop
Jon_Skapizi: (32) dam
[RS]Bondy(37) was reported by RavatioN(10) for dm
Administrator RoryAnstruther is looking into the report from RavatioN(10)
RavatioN: (10) *******flaming
RavatioN(1), was warned by RoryAnstruther(8) for flaming
RavatioN: (10) take my report then ffs
RoryAnstruther: (8) I did, that's why it said "Administrator RoryAnstruther is looking into your report"...
Administrator RoryAnstruther is looking into the report from RavatioN(10)
Administrator RoryAnstruther is looking into the report from RavatioN(10)
Administrator RoryAnstruther is looking into the report from RavatioN(10)
Retribution for all those times when they spam us with /report :lol:
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Retribution for all those times when they spam us with /report :lol:
Haha.
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Chris_Wright (47) : Are you in Cems?
[TRC]Trickster (23) : No, not IRL.
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Where's the funny part
Indeed, I couldn't laugh at any of these logs in the last few pages.
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Chris_Wright (47) : Are you in Cems?
[TRC]Trickster (23) : No, not IRL.
:rofl: lol
if its not funny then it is not. Why do you want tell us that you couldn't laugh on the logs? :roll:
people have different taste of humor.
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if its not funny then it is not. Why do you want tell us that you couldn't laugh on the logs? :roll:
people have different taste of humor.
/thread
Jesus.
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Chris_Wright (47) : Are you in Cems?
[TRC]Trickster (23) : No, not IRL.
:lol: I laughed for a good while trying to imagine Cems IRL. Some random guys with shirts written _CemsT
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Ok, so someone stole my bike, after we were done speaking to a civilian,
outside the City Hall. What the freecop in the end said made my day :rofl:
Randy_Rodriguez(25) says: hey!
ClaN_Gecko(16) says: what?
Randy_Rodriguez(25) says: wheres my bike?!?
Randy_Rodriguez(25) says: my precious bike!
Randy_Rodriguez(25) says: Why???
Randy_Rodriguez(25) says: Why does this happen to me??
Randy_Rodriguez(25) says: WHY?
Randy_Rodriguez(25) starts to cry
Aleksei_Gurkov(39) shakes his head
STARKAST(63) says: don't worry we'll kill some criminals
(http://i49.tinypic.com/25znp5y.jpg)
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I don't know if its real funny ... :roll:
[NK]O_mine: (68) CAN SOMEONE MAKE ME A PASSPORT?
Mobstar_Baxter: (28) give or make?
[NK]O_mine: (68) make
The fun is: He is not asking for a passport, he is asking to make HIMSELF one
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Miracle Alterlis: Police Radio: Hostage down, Hostage down
Miracle Alterlis: Police Radio: I repeat
Miracle Alterlis: Police Radio: Hostage down
[AVt]Ben_H[CS] Police Radio: Wheres the hostage?
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Miracle Alterlis: Police Radio: Hostage down, Hostage down
Miracle Alterlis: Police Radio: I repeat
Miracle Alterlis: Police Radio: Hostage down
[AVt]Ben_H[CS] Police Radio: Wheres the hostage?
I lol'ed when I saw this ingame
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I dont see the lol in this stuff
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Ok, so someone stole my bike, after we were done speaking to a civilian,
outside the City Hall. What the freecop in the end said made my day :rofl:
Randy_Rodriguez(25) says: hey!
ClaN_Gecko(16) says: what?
Randy_Rodriguez(25) says: wheres my bike?!?
Randy_Rodriguez(25) says: my precious bike!
Randy_Rodriguez(25) says: Why???
Randy_Rodriguez(25) says: Why does this happen to me??
Randy_Rodriguez(25) says: WHY?
Randy_Rodriguez(25) starts to cry
Aleksei_Gurkov(39) shakes his head
STARKAST(63) says: don't worry we'll kill some criminals
(http://i49.tinypic.com/25znp5y.jpg)
Looks more like planned dm to me :roll: . i lold.. :lol:
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Chris_Wright (47) : Are you in Cems?
[TRC]Trickster (23) : No, not IRL.
Fatal Fail. Not [TRC]Trickster, it is [BRC]Trickster.. :P
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PM From Brook_Smith(ID): What is sausage?
michaelsheehan14: what is the buton to jump?,over.
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This is what happens when comment on admin punish...
Blindix_LV(42),was kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi(30) for go away
[SFRR]Adem_K: (81) LOL
[SFRR]Adem_K(81),was kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi(30) for you too
CAMERA_027: (11) ...
[GBT]Luke_Black: (101) ..
Sally_Clip: (49) haha
Vinny_Marques(1),was kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi(30) for you too
CAMERA_027(11),was kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi(30) for you too
[GBT]Luke_Black(101),was kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi(30) for you too
Sally_Clip(49),was kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi(30) for you too
[NP]Hiro_Andrew: (62) omg
[NP]Hiro_Andrew(62) you were kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi(30) for you too
[NP]Hiro_Andrew(62), was kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi(30) for you too
Server closed the connection.
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LOL. awesome
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LOL. awesome
Admin punishment isn't really funny. So I fail, once again, to see the funny part.
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Admin punishment isn't really funny. So I fail, once again, to see the funny part.
the funny part is that CBF went on a kicking spree!
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the funny part is that CBF went on a kicking spree!
Yes, what's so funny about that?
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i saw that, and not realy funny, CBF said not to comment on it but they did.
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This is what happens when comment on admin punish...
Blindix_LV(42),was kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi(30) for go away
[SFRR]Adem_K: (81) LOL
[SFRR]Adem_K(81),was kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi(30) for you too
CAMERA_027: (11) ...
[GBT]Luke_Black: (101) ..
Sally_Clip: (49) haha
Vinny_Marques(1),was kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi(30) for you too
CAMERA_027(11),was kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi(30) for you too
[GBT]Luke_Black(101),was kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi(30) for you too
Sally_Clip(49),was kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi(30) for you too
[NP]Hiro_Andrew: (62) omg
[NP]Hiro_Andrew(62) you were kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi(30) for you too
[NP]Hiro_Andrew(62), was kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi(30) for you too
Server closed the connection.
lol, So he kick players randomly?
Edit: Yeah i noticed, no. :lol:
BlackEagle(0), was kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi(30) for you too
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Nope.... Whoever comments on admin punishment, gets that
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This is what happens when comment on admin punish...
Blindix_LV(42),was kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi(30) for go away
[SFRR]Adem_K: (81) LOL
[SFRR]Adem_K(81),was kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi(30) for you too
CAMERA_027: (11) ...
[GBT]Luke_Black: (101) ..
Sally_Clip: (49) haha
Vinny_Marques(1),was kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi(30) for you too
CAMERA_027(11),was kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi(30) for you too
[GBT]Luke_Black(101),was kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi(30) for you too
Sally_Clip(49),was kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi(30) for you too
[NP]Hiro_Andrew: (62) omg
[NP]Hiro_Andrew(62) you were kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi(30) for you too
[NP]Hiro_Andrew(62), was kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi(30) for you too
Server closed the connection.
:D
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Nope.... Whoever comments on admin punishment, gets that
Even Oh My God o.o?
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During passport test:
[Rstar]Cutt3r(xx): Who is the prime minister of Argonath?
Player(name concealed)(xx): argonathrpg
o.o
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During passport test:
[Rstar]Cutt3r(xx): Who is the prime minister of Argonath?
Player(name concealed)(xx): argonathrpg
o.o
I know who xD
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During passport test:
[Rstar]Cutt3r(xx): Who is the prime minister of Argonath?
Player(name concealed)(xx): argonathrpg
o.o
WIN
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Fatal Fail. Not [TRC]Trickster, it is [BRC]Trickster.. :P
Um... I fail to see the difference.
Post Merge: March 03, 2010, 11:37:36 am
Nope.... Whoever comments on admin punishment, gets that
I remember saying 'OMG' on main chat after a guy got kicked, regarding a different matter. Of course I got kicked.
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When I first joined the Admins team, I was told that if we are angry, it would be best if we stayed off the Server and talked to other Admins on MSN.
CBFasi's behavior is understandable though, as he is someone who is perpetually under a lot of pressure (and who wouldn't be if you did a lot to try and make life better for the players, but get a lot of shit in return), not to mention for IRL reasons as well. SAPD Chief, SA:MP Manager, and Argonath Scripter are 3 very demanding jobs, and he has to spend time attending properly to every one of them.
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When I first joined the Admins team, I was told that if we are angry, it would be best if we stayed off the Server and talked to other Admins on MSN.
CBFasi's behavior is understandable though, as he is someone who is perpetually under a lot of pressure (and who wouldn't be if you did a lot to try and make life better for the players, but get a lot of shit in return), not to mention for IRL reasons as well. SAPD Chief, SA:MP Manager, and Argonath Scripter are 3 very demanding jobs, and he has to spend time attending properly to every one of them.
I Thought CBFasi was just joking O.o D:
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its like this, you run samp, calm.. Even before you login people start to pm you, you cant answer all 10+ at same time, and people repeat their pm, even more come.. so after about 2 or 3 mins 10+pms is now 25+pms, plus you need to look at reports, and look at whatever you joined server for(RARELY rp).. So about 5 mins in people start to call you ignorant, dont want to help and start to moan at something completly irrelevant .. thats when rage kicks in..
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thats when rage kicks in..
In this case, it's admin's fault he can't control his temper. Or /setpm off and /announce I AM CURRENTLY BUSY AND WONT ANSWER ON PM'S doesn't work?
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In this case, it's admin's fault he can't control his temper. Or /setpm off and /announce I AM CURRENTLY BUSY AND WONT ANSWER ON PM'S doesn't work?
trust me it doesnt...
anyways back on topic
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This is what happens when comment on admin punish...
Blindix_LV(42),was kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi(30) for go away
[SFRR]Adem_K: (81) LOL
[SFRR]Adem_K(81),was kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi(30) for you too
CAMERA_027: (11) ...
[GBT]Luke_Black: (101) ..
Sally_Clip: (49) haha
Vinny_Marques(1),was kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi(30) for you too
CAMERA_027(11),was kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi(30) for you too
[GBT]Luke_Black(101),was kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi(30) for you too
Sally_Clip(49),was kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi(30) for you too
[NP]Hiro_Andrew: (62) omg
[NP]Hiro_Andrew(62) you were kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi(30) for you too
[NP]Hiro_Andrew(62), was kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi(30) for you too
Server closed the connection.
that was funny but sad
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Nothing is funny, Commenting on admin punishments is not allowed, so kicks or bananas may come.
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In this case, it's admin's fault he can't control his temper.
No, it is the players' fault for failing to understand that the particular Admin holds a busy position (referring to Managers+ and CBFasi) and they end up not seeing the bigger picture, so they throw all sorts of accusations at the said Admin.
I'll try to put myself in the shoes of a very busy Admin for a moment and think as to what answers would be made for those accusations.
"Stupid admin isn't responding to my report! ARE YOU f**kING BLIND FFS?!"
- Hello, I'm sure you've noticed that you're not the only player on the Server, and that most of the time there are only few of us there to attend to the whole lot of you, and that some of us have really big problems that leave us busy most of the time. Think again on who is blind.
"DUUUUUDE I sent like 25 PMs already and why aren't you helping me? YOU'RE AN ADMIN FFS!"
- Probably because almost everyone else is doing the same? I'm not blind, I can read, so stop spamming my screen. If you keep repeating your spam, I would be more motivated to kick you than to help you anyways.
"What the hell?! I report this rulebreaker a dozen times and you warn me! What's wrong with you? Can't you read?!"
- YOU are the one spamming my screen and failing to notice that I happen to be someone who is very busy attending to everyone else as well. I'm just a human as well, not someone who can be in 8 places at once.
"You think you can get away with these kicking sprees just because you are a Manager / Developer? I don't care who you are, I'm reporting you to the Owners!"
- You should know by now not to comment on Admin Punishment, as I'm sure you're no longer a newbie to the Server. I'm certain that you've probably heard as well, that I'm someone who is very busy with many different jobs, all for your (the players) own good. Try doing that and getting a lot of shit in return, then tell me if you won't be pissed.
In case you are wondering why the answers have nearly (if not) the same vibe, it's because the accusations have them too.
So that my post would actually have some place in this topic, I will post an old log.
Corey_Banks(18) was silent slapped by admin [WS]Andy_Araatus(48)
Corey_Banks(18) was silent slapped by admin [WS]Andy_Araatus(48)
Corey_Banks(18) was silent slapped by admin [WS]Andy_Araatus(48)
Corey_Banks(18) was silent slapped by admin [WS]Andy_Araatus(48)
Corey_Banks(18) was silent slapped by admin [WS]Andy_Araatus(48)
Corey_Banks(18) was banned by [Rstar]Sammir for weapon hacks
Admin [AV]JDC_Kolta(19): TEAMWORK
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DriverGuy(18), was kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi(30) for annoying question
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No, it is the players' fault for failing to understand that the particular Admin holds a busy position (referring to Managers+ and CBFasi) and they end up not seeing the bigger picture, so they throw all sorts of accusations at the said Admin.
You seem to miss the point of my post at all.
And, Oh, noo, i'm too stupid, so i think that admins can do everything and they have to always help my reports!! If they don't, they're bad admins! Ohh nooo!
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...Inferno 9 plan to walk to the LSPD from GS9...
[i9]Jimmy_Cueno(23): Ok niggas, let's go.
Player(1): ok
Player(2): yeah lets do it!
Player(3): xD
...Jimmy avoids the fuel canisters...Players walk past the GS9 canisters....
Player(1) has died in a explosion.
Player(2) has died in a explosion.
Player(3) has died in a explosion.
[2222] [i9]Jimmy_Cueno: What the fuck?
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...Inferno 9 plan to walk to the LSPD from GS9...
[i9]Jimmy_Cueno(23): Ok niggas, let's go.
Player(1): ok
Player(2): yeah lets do it!
Player(3): xD
...Jimmy avoids the fuel canisters...Players walk past the GS9 canisters....
Player(1) has died in a explosion.
Player(2) has died in a explosion.
Player(3) has died in a explosion.
[2222] [i9]Jimmy_Cueno: What the f**k?
That was epic.
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And, Oh, noo, i'm too stupid, so i think that admins can do everything and they have to always help my reports!! If they don't, they're bad admins! Ohh nooo!
You said it, not me.
Read cDa's post all over again.
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Read cDa's post all over again.
I did. So? You still miss a point
I pointed out that getting nervous of all this and go in rage with kicking players like that is totally wrong. Then, you, missing point of my post, get in and talk about how fucked day in admin's life is. Now, you get it?
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Try being CBFasi, do a lot for this community, and get a lot of bullshit and nearly zero consideration in return. Let's see if you won't be pissed. I'm not saying that all Admins have the right to kick players with a kicking spree like that, but the said behavior would be understood as long as it was within the bounds of the admin rules.
CBFasi was within his rights to kick anyone who commented on the admin punishment he executed as well.
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:D
another smart post.
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Try being CBFasi, do a lot for this community, and get a lot of bullshit and nearly zero consideration in return. Let's see if you won't be pissed. I'm not saying that all Admins have the right to kick players with a kicking spree like that, but the said behavior would be understood as long as it was within the bounds of the admin rules.
CBFasi was within his rights to kick anyone who commented on the admin punishment he executed as well.
Admin has to be not to be pissed, prove me wrong, but putting your emotions above your admin duty and using your commands for that is not fucking right.
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...Inferno 9 plan to walk to the LSPD from GS9...
[i9]Jimmy_Cueno(23): Ok niggas, let's go.
Player(1): ok
Player(2): yeah lets do it!
Player(3): xD
...Jimmy avoids the fuel canisters...Players walk past the GS9 canisters....
Player(1) has died in a explosion.
Player(2) has died in a explosion.
Player(3) has died in a explosion.
[2222] [i9]Jimmy_Cueno: What the f**k?
epic but funny
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Admin has to be not to be pissed, prove me wrong, but putting your emotions above your admin duty and using your commands for that is not f**king right.
I did not say that Admins should use their duties as a source of stress relief, neither am I condoning such behavior. When I was ingame as an Admin, I would leave the Server if I got quite angry, although that's not necessarily an option for other Admins who are extremely busy and have a lot of obligations to attend to.
My point was when you said that it was the admin's fault, referring to cDa's post that very well describes the life of CBF and many other very busy Admins, you were wrong.
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(This was in local chat)
[SASD]Sarah_P says: Put your serious face on!
[AV]Nexxt[CS] puts serious face on
TeaM_GiacJr puts srs faec on
[AV]Nexxt[CS] says: LOL!
TeaM_GiacJr says: haaha
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(This was in local chat)
[SASD]Sarah_P says: Put your serious face on!
[AV]Nexxt[CS] puts serious face on
TeaM_GiacJr puts srs faec on
[AV]Nexxt[CS] says: LOL!
TeaM_GiacJr says: haaha
Lmfaooo xD I rememberz0r that
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I did. So? You still miss a point
I pointed out that getting nervous of all this and go in rage with kicking players like that is totally wrong. Then, you, missing point of my post, get in and talk about how f**ked day in admin's life is. Now, you get it?
All i can Say to that is, rules are rules, 1 person breaks it.. 1 kick.
10 person breaks it.. 10 kicks.
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Was requested to post this. :p
Bubba_Muschito: Can you drive me to your Cluckin Bell? I'm new.
[Rstar]IcyAero: Sure
*Bubba and Icy enter a Windsor*
[Rstar]IcyAero: Left from here.
Bubba_Muschito locks the doors
[Rstar]IcyAero :o
[Rstar]IcyAero jumps out from the car
[Rstar]IcyAero: What? It's convertible :p
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Was requested to post this. :p
Bubba_Muschito: Can you drive me to your Cluckin Bell? I'm new.
[Rstar]IcyAero: Sure
*Bubba and Icy enter a Windsor*
[Rstar]IcyAero: Left from here.
Bubba_Muschito locks the doors
[Rstar]IcyAero :o
[Rstar]IcyAero jumps out from the car
[Rstar]IcyAero: What? It's convertible :p
Kidnap fail :lol:
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Julio_S (56) : Are you Frank Hawk?
Roel_Ancelotti (21) : Yes
Julio_S (56) : What is your last name?
Roel_Ancelotti (21) : Hawk
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Impersonating O.o
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Julio_S (56) : Are you Frank Hawk?
Roel_Ancelotti (21) : Yes
Julio_S (56) : What is your last name?
Roel_Ancelotti (21) : Hawk
hahahaha :D I uuh.. havent sleept in a while.
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Julio_S (56) : Are you Frank Hawk?
Roel_Ancelotti (21) : Yes
Julio_S (56) : What is your last name?
Roel_Ancelotti (21) : Hawk
This one got me really laughing :lol:
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Was requested to post this. :p
Bubba_Muschito: Can you drive me to your Cluckin Bell? I'm new.
[Rstar]IcyAero: Sure
*Bubba and Icy enter a Windsor*
[Rstar]IcyAero: Left from here.
Bubba_Muschito locks the doors
[Rstar]IcyAero :o
[Rstar]IcyAero jumps out from the car
[Rstar]IcyAero: What? It's convertible :p
Epic fail :rofl:
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This chatlog was after Chuck said he was going to get coke (cola one) , after he came back;
Mr.Chuck_Norris: I cut the cok... I mean get the bottle.
Rodney_Reford: Chuck are you a crackhead or snorter?
No answer :D
[AV]Hellhound: Chuck are you in a good mood today?
Mr.Chuck_Norris: yes!
After a few lines
Rodney_Redford: Is that because you snorted coke?
Mr.Chuck_Norris: sure!
Actually he was trying to answer another question but chat filled with lols and rofls :D
I don't remember the question :D
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Lol :lol:
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DriverGuy: (33) Has banned [AV]Drovyle(21) for im gunna get a banana if i keep doing this.
DriverGuy(33), was kicked by Celeborn(51) for no a kick
Drovyle???
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFF---
I just noticed it now :(
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( On a high-risk (felony) traffic stop, for a stolen vehicle RP )
RoryAnstruther(22) shouts, megaphone): DRIVER! Put your hands out of the window, holding your keys!
HiddenName(1) has been suspected by RoryAnstruther(22) for investigation (RP)
HiddenName(1) shouts: What hands!??
Traffic stop failure.
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( On a high-risk (felony) traffic stop, for a stolen vehicle RP )
RoryAnstruther(22) shouts, megaphone): DRIVER! Put your hands out of the window, holding your keys!
HiddenName(1) has been suspected by RoryAnstruther(22) for investigation (RP)
HiddenName(1) shouts: What hands!??
Traffic stop failure.
YOU PULLED OVER A CRIPPLE?!??!!?
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How was a guy with no hands driving? :trust:
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How was a guy with no hands driving? :trust:
In the 22nd century, we have people flying jet fighters using only their thoughts.
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Ehm, driving without hands, how is that possible?!
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In the 22nd century, we have people flying jet fighters using only their thoughts.
Hydra?
Danielo_Bertiz: (37) Selling unowned tractor 200k
ADVERTISEMENT: Congratulations Petar losed 50k in Casino, contact Joseph_Bonanno(Phone: 5999)
Jamal_Jackson: (51) AD: First one to ask for 2500 in /pm WINS 2500!
PM to Jamal_Jackson(51): i ask 2500
You received 2500 from Jamal_Jackson(51) in your bank account
David_Omid: (32) mission 37 set, Spiny Bed Las Venturas, 10 sources
[Rstar]CBFasi: (36) MY HOUSE!!!
David_Omid(11):Emergency radio: Welcome to Argonath RPG,where a pizza arrives before the police,Over
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David_Omid: (32) mission 37 set, Spiny Bed Las Venturas, 10 sources
[Rstar]CBFasi: (36) MY HOUSE!!!
:rofl:
David_Omid(11):Emergency radio: Welcome to Argonath RPG,where a pizza arrives before the police,Over
As someone who delivers pizza and does a lot of other more complex, disturbing tasks, I can definitely relate to this. :lol:
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David_Omid: (32) mission 37 set, Spiny Bed Las Venturas, 10 sources
[Rstar]CBFasi: (36) MY HOUSE!!!
[/qoute]lol, I feel sorry for whoever has a Fire mission setted at thier house.
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LOL Hey, after all the crap that CBFasi has set to explode, including my own house (he asked me one day where my house was in game, then said to watch out, and blew it up), it's about time he got a taste of his own medicine!!
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David_Omid: (32) mission 37 set, Spiny Bed Las Venturas, 10 sources
[Rstar]CBFasi: (36) MY HOUSE!!!
:rofl:
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lol.
Hydra?
Danielo_Bertiz: (37) Selling unowned tractor 200k
ADVERTISEMENT: Congratulations Petar losed 50k in Casino, contact Joseph_Bonanno(Phone: 5999)
Jamal_Jackson: (51) AD: First one to ask for 2500 in /pm WINS 2500!
PM to Jamal_Jackson(51): i ask 2500
You received 2500 from Jamal_Jackson(51) in your bank account
David_Omid: (32) mission 37 set, Spiny Bed Las Venturas, 10 sources
[Rstar]CBFasi: (36) MY HOUSE!!!
David_Omid(11):Emergency radio: Welcome to Argonath RPG,where a pizza arrives before the police,Over
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David_Omid: (32) mission 37 set, Spiny Bed Las Venturas, 10 sources
[Rstar]CBFasi: (36) MY HOUSE!!!
David_Omid(11):Emergency radio: Welcome to Argonath RPG,where a pizza arrives before the police,Over
Hahah lmao!
Here's one I spotted today:
ADVERTISEMENT: [MARI][JU][WANA]?, contact [i9Luca_Rosso (phone:*I forgot lol*)
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Ehm, driving without hands, how is that possible?!
I know a guy with some kind of muscle disease in his arms, he can't use em. He has a specialy modified car that he can drive only using his feet, pretty neat. :)
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actually,fire not set in Fasi's house but near that.
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PM to Chuck_Norris: Wanna share a night with me? Pika Pika
PM from Chuck_Norris to Melvin_Edwards: Where shall we do it? Pika Pika
PM from Chuck_Norris to Melvin_Edwards: I'll make you Evolve into RAICHU
:lol:
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I got this one a few hours ago: (forgot person's name)
PM from XXXXXXXX(15): HELP ME!!!!! I'M BEING CORRECTED BY GRAMMAR NAZIS!!!!!!
I'm one too :)
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I got this one a few hours ago: (forgot person's name)
PM from XXXXXXXX(15): HELP ME!!!!! I'M BEING CORRECTED BY GRAMMAR NAZIS!!!!!!
I'm one too :)
You don't come across as one.
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You don't come across as one.
Why not?
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Why not?
Grammar nazis do not make typing errors.
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Grammar nazis do not make typing errors.
Grammar allies do not notice typing errors D:
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Grammar nazis do not make typing errors.
Verily.
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PM to Chuck_Norris: Wanna share a night with me? Pika Pika
PM from Chuck_Norris to Melvin_Edwards: Where shall we do it? Pika Pika
PM from Chuck_Norris to Melvin_Edwards: I'll make you Evolve into RAICHU
:lol:
lol :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol: :cop:
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[AV]Vince(x): Inside White Shadowsdonut shop, Market, Los Santos
[AV]Vince(x) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery
Pretty funny at the time, maybe it doesn't seem funny :poke:
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[AV]Vince(x): Inside White Shadowsdonut shop, Market, Los Santos
[AV]Vince(x) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery
Pretty funny at the time, maybe it doesn't seem funny :poke:
Now we have evidence for our hypothesis that even high-ranked ARPD eat shitloads of donuts in donut shops :lol:
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No, Vince gets kicked every time he types 2 lines. Jeffrey doesn't like him a lot.
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No, Vince gets kicked every time he types 2 lines. Jeffrey doesn't like him a lot.
Vince seems to be infamous. Bad karma coz of killing lots of civillians?
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Vince seems to be infamous. Bad karma coz of killing lots of civillians?
No, it's just funny to make fun out of Vince... I guess...
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No, it's just funny to make fun out of Vince... I guess...
Vince is known for always screwing up and fooling around in serious situations, so every high ranked cop and every SWAT operative rips on him at every possibly opportunity.
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Vince is known for always screwing up and fooling around in serious situations, so every high ranked cop and every SWAT operative rips on him at every possibly opportunity.
this
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There was even a time when Vince was teabagged jointly by FBI, SWAT, SAPD, civilians, and even criminals. Names will not be revealed.
(http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk188/Schitter_95/SAMP%20Screenshots/TestServ3.png)
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Vince is known for always screwing up and fooling around in serious situations, so every high ranked cop and every SWAT operative rips on him at every possibly opportunity.
And Civilians sir.
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LOL jdc :D
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Romeo_Ancelotti: I'm a fucking mobleader, why don't I get an announce?
romeo is a mob leader
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And Civilians sir.
I remember once going past him while he gave a ticket, the guy he gave a ticket to started shooting at him and I just drove past him screaming LOL U FAIL just before he died xD
Post Merge: March 16, 2010, 09:34:05 pm
Ehm, driving without hands, how is that possible?!
Maybe he used his mouth? :3
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I remember once going past him while he gave a ticket, the guy he gave a ticket to started shooting at him and I just drove past him screaming LOL U FAIL just before he died xD
Imagine a dying guy on the pavement with a crowd of laughing civilians around. That's Vince.
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Imagine a dying guy on the pavement with a crowd of laughing civilians around. That's Vince.
I won't need to imagine it, I think I've seen it happen :)
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This is to the dumb people who moan at admins
How would you like it if like 20 people pm'ed you constantly?
Sometimes it could get very stressing.
I'm co-owner of another server, and i get like 15 pm's, or spam in ooc, saying 'do this', 'do that', 'give me cash', etc, and sometimes that can be overwhelming!
My personal favourite is /warn, because on the server, three /warn's equals /ban. (not me, the script does it itself after three /warn's.
Why should admins announce that they wont be taking PM's? If they are off-duty, players should not be PMing them all the time, and even when they are on-duty, they shouldn't be spammed over things you could deal with yourself.
Speech over xD
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This is to the dumb people who moan at admins
How would you like it if like 20 people pm'ed you constantly?
Sometimes it could get very stressing.
I'm co-owner of another server, and i get like 15 pm's, or spam in ooc, saying 'do this', 'do that', 'give me cash', etc, and sometimes that can be overwhelming!
My personal favourite is /warn, because on the server, three /warn's equals /ban. (not me, the script does it itself after three /warn's.
Why should admins announce that they wont be taking PM's? If they are off-duty, players should not be PMing them all the time, and even when they are on-duty, they shouldn't be spammed over things you could deal with yourself.
Speech over xD
Lol, i took a SS of that log too, that guy was hilarious xD.
Joke, what the hell is that doing in funny chat logs? O.o
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hehe, I cant believe you didn't see that guy post!
He was crazy, got kicked by Jeffery for spamming like 20 times.
Gave up after 3 tries, no-one listened to him xD jokez :)
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Timo_Acker: (23) and how to become a driver license?
[AV]Nexxt[CS]: (103) Google for WMP Plugin on Google.
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MrNeo(30) says: lets be cop
something_Corrupt has joined the server
Eddy_Murphy: Police Radio: *cough* test test, 1, 2, 3 testing, Over.
Eddy_Murphy: Police Radio: okay..., Over
[Rstar]Pancher: Police Radio: test failed., Over
Eddy_Murphy: Police Radio: *coughs harder* TESTING 1, 2, 3 TESTING!!!, Over.
[Rstar]Pancher: Police Radio: test failed., Over
Eddy_Murphy: Police Radio: i give up!!!, Over.
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Timo_Acker: (23) and how to become a driver license?
:lol:
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[AV]Vince(12) has joined the server.
After that, my whole computer crashed.
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[AV]Vince(12) has joined the server.
After that, my whole computer crashed.
Hahahaha, So funny, You almost made me cry of laughter.
Not really.
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[AV]Vince(12) has joined the server.
After that, my whole computer crashed.
L A M E.
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Hydra?
David_Omid: (32) mission 37 set, Spiny Bed Las Venturas, 10 sources
[Rstar]CBFasi: (36) MY HOUSE!!!
David_Omid(11):Emergency radio: Welcome to Argonath RPG,where a pizza arrives before the police,Over
LOL :rofl: :rofl:
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Luigi_Gvardia(X) was kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi for shut up
I did my usual bullshit before the kick :P.
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[AV]Vince(12) has joined the server.
After that, my whole computer crashed.
Damnit Vince, screwed someone's computer up again, din'tya?
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[AV]Vince(12) has joined the server.
After that, my whole computer crashed.
I really laughed at this. :)
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[AV]Vince(12) has joined the server.
After that, my whole computer crashed.
LOOOL
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L A M E.
You're lame. It was quite funny.
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Hahahaha, So funny, You almost made me cry of laughter.
Not really.
L A M E.
Comments like these are ones which prove that what is debated in the topics in the SA:MP General section is completely right.
People like you two are giving people like me the proof I need to backup my claims.
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Comments like these are ones which prove that what is debated in the topics in the SA:MP General section is completely right.
People like you two are giving people like me the proof I need to backup my claims.
People like them two can't taste the joke, get over it.
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You're lame. It was quite funny.
no you sir, are lame.
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no you sir, are lame.
matfakaaaa
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matfakaaaa
matafakaaaa
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chat logs...
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Same happened when Vince joined, it froze :<
:ps: cDa, your sig...those statues look like their doing a hitler salute..
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guys stop degrading this topic and post funny chat logs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jimmy_Bowling: Why are there so many europeans on this server?..
Cero: Maybe because the server is in europe?..
Jimmy_Bowling: No, it's in germany.
:roll:
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Jimmy_Bowling: Why are there so many europeans on this server?..
Cero: Maybe because the server is in europe?..
Jimmy_Bowling: No, it's in germany.
:roll:
hahahaah. :evil:
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From teamspeak:
Vince was typing really fast (one line = two words, of course)
He got warned for flooding.
Vince: omg wtf
Vince: im not flooding
Vince: like wtf
Vince: stupid server
*Vince was kicked for flooding*
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Jimmy_Bowling: Why are there so many europeans on this server?..
Cero: Maybe because the server is in europe?..
Jimmy_Bowling: No, it's in germany.
:roll:
Fail at geography there :rofl:
From teamspeak:
Vince was typing really fast (one line = two words, of course)
He got warned for flooding.
Vince: omg wtf
Vince: im not flooding
Vince: like wtf
Vince: stupid server
*Vince was kicked for flooding*
I'm guessing Jeffery was able to sneak into the TS Server :lol:
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Electrolyte (xx): how can i get the siren of this mini police car to work?
He was referring to .. (http://www.gtavision.com/images/content/sa_cars/574_Sweeper.jpg)
:lol:
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:lol:
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Electrolyte (xx): how can i get the siren of this mini police car to work?
He was referring to .. (http://www.gtavision.com/images/content/sa_cars/574_Sweeper.jpg)
:lol:
:o
/ad Street drones RULE! VOTE FOR SANITARY!
j/k :p
:lol:
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Electrolyte (xx): how can i get the siren of this mini police car to work?
He was referring to .. (http://www.gtavision.com/images/content/sa_cars/574_Sweeper.jpg)
:lol:
Awesome!
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Finally some good chat logs.
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Same happened when Vince joined, it froze :<
:ps: cDa, your sig...those statues look like their doing a hitler salute..
Go watch lotr nao...thoose two are the Argonaths.
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Electrolyte (xx): how can i get the siren of this mini police car to work?
He was referring to .. (http://www.gtavision.com/images/content/sa_cars/574_Sweeper.jpg)
:lol:
:rofl:
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Prosac(14): Police Radio: suspect peing on me in water,Over.
Prosac(14): Police Radio: Requesting Naval unit,Over.
I found it funny when it happened. D:
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Well, GS9 was on fire. In the midst of 911 calls for medic was spamming up my screen, an over-scared admin just had to do this:
(http://i392.photobucket.com/albums/pp9/MBG141/sa-mp-0002.png)
Yea, it was THAT bad this time. But the good news is that I earned a total of $5601 from people needing health from all of the explosions and stuff.
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Electrolyte (xx): how can i get the siren of this mini police car to work?
He was referring to .. (http://www.gtavision.com/images/content/sa_cars/574_Sweeper.jpg)
:lol:
awwwwww. so it not a cop car?
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awwwwww. so it not a cop car?
:rofl:
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awwwwww. so it not a cop car?
eh do you see logo on side?
"Sanitary Andreas"
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eh do you see logo on side?
"Sanitary Andreas"
It's the LSPD toilet cleaning vehicle and Vince's personal desk cleaner... Just in case people take a sh*t on it :razz:
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It's the LSPD toilet cleaning vehicle and Vince's personal desk cleaner... Just in case people take a sh*t on it :razz:
opps was i not suppose to do that
*runs to vinces office hoping he has not seen it yet*
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Gabbar_Singh: (43) DONT MESS POLICE OR DIE
DiDo_GanGs(29), was warned by TheRock_Kolta(48) for /!\Ban Loading/!\Warning
DiDo_GanGs(29), was banned by [Rstar]IcyAero(57) for money hacks, paipai
Crime of Jack_Vercetti(15): suspected by officer lukiz123(58) for don't bunnyhop, its RP SERVER
Lance.Wilson(31):Nobody moves nobody gets hurt
Lance.Wilson(31) was tempbanned by MrNeo for 20 minutes. Reason:Drive by as driver
Luigi_Corleone(22) was suspected by officer Malik_Lewis(4) for drugs
Luigi_Corleone(22), has been unsuspected by [sF]HoratioCaine(3), - abused
Luigi_Corleone(22) was suspected by officer Malik_Lewis(4) for drugs
Josh_Cems:(18) RAN
Luigi_Corleone(22), has been unsuspected by [sF]HoratioCaine(3), - abused
Luigi_Corleone(22) was suspected by officer Malik_Lewis(4) for drugs
Chestia_Noastra:(18) dendtet my car :P
Luigi_Corleone(22), has been unsuspected by [sF]HoratioCaine(3), - abused
Luigi_Corleone(22) was suspected by officer Malik_Lewis(4) for drugs
Fran_CorleoneT: (25) where the hell are u going Rabiit? Scared? D:
[SACS]Rabbit: (5) running
Kenny19: (29) duxan you never played this game
Fran_CorleoneT: (25) -.-
[SACS]Rabbit: (5) rabbits dont fight we run
DuXaN: (18) nop
Fran_CorleoneT: (25) LMFSO
Fran_CorleoneT: (25) LMFAO
[WS]Gregerz[CS](35): Police Radio: Excuse me U13, Over.
[WS]Gregerz[CS](35): Police Radio: Did you just call me Fat, Over.
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Gabbar_Singh: (43) DONT MESS POLICE OR DIE
DiDo_GanGs(29), was warned by TheRock_Kolta(48) for /!\Ban Loading/!\Warning
DiDo_GanGs(29), was banned by [Rstar]IcyAero(57) for money hacks, paipai
LMFAO!
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I can't believe after looking over the last few pages that I'm popular amongst the funny chat logs topic. o.o
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I can't believe after looking over the last few pages that I'm popular amongst the funny chat logs topic. o.o
Well, duh I mean: Ur a cop named [AV]Vine lolol:D^_^!
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I can't believe after looking over the last few pages that I'm popular amongst the funny chat logs topic. o.o
We love you, Vince. >:]
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We love you, Vince. >:]
RRRRRIGHT
(http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk188/Schitter_95/SAMP%20Screenshots/TestServ3.png)
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Dont know if that is funny but I find it that way.
[LSTDM]Lavrenty: (12) Who lives in Russia
stalker(RUS)(52) has joined the server.
[AV]Grovyle: (25) Bai Bai and dont do drugs
ADVERTISMENT: Buying weed!!!!!!!!!!!, Contact JeffDagger (insert phone number here)
My first days:
Patrollin around with Jcs when the car flipped
A fellow officer died, Jcs just stands there and suddenly
[Rstar]Jcstodds(8): NOOOOO! Ive been driving it for over an hour!!!
Freecop: Uuuuuh sir, we have a dead officer here.
[Rstar]Jcstodds(8): Screw him! My car blew up, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I find it funny if you dont just dont troll, mmmmmkay?
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Hahaha, all three of thore are the funniest I've seen in pages :rofl:
kudos to you good sir
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Dont know if that is funny but I find it that way.
[LSTDM]Lavrenty: (12) Who lives in Russia
stalker(RUS)(52) has joined the server.
[AV]Grovyle: (25) Bai Bai and dont do drugs
ADVERTISMENT: Buying weed!!!!!!!!!!!, Contact JeffDagger (insert phone number here)
My first days:
Patrollin around with Jcs when the car flipped
A fellow officer died, Jcs just stands there and suddenly
[Rstar]Jcstodds(8): NOOOOO! Ive been driving it for over an hour!!!
Freecop: Uuuuuh sir, we have a dead officer here.
[Rstar]Jcstodds(8): Screw him! My car blew up, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I find it funny if you dont just dont troll, mmmmmkay?
Haha, that made me laugh :irl:
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I got this one 3 days ago:
Medic Dispatch: Caller: Simmagolado(i think that's how his name's spelled)
discription: HELP!!! I'M BEING CORRECTED BY GRAMMAR NAZIS AT 4 DRAGONS!!!!
Emergency Radio: Matthew_Green LOL!!! Grammar Nazis at 4 Dragons! EMS to SAPD, go check it, I'm dieing of laughter now.
Emergency Radio: Freecop, LOL @ 911!!! I'll go check it
Then a few seconds later:
Medic Dispatch: Caller: (girl's name was long and I forgot it)
Discription: Help!!! I'm at the East L.S. Pig Pen and my big boobs are stuck in the bus's toliet while being f*****!!! (she was probaly reffering to a Coach bus, since buses similiar to them have toliets
Emergency Radio: Matthew_Green LOL! It's my lucky day!! Woot!
Then 25 emergency radio LOLs and ROFLs followed
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[AV]Vince(27): Whoah whoah whoah whoah
[AV]Vince(27): whoah whoah whoah whoahhhhhh
Edin_Ancelotti(32): Hey Tarzan
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[AV]Vince(27): Whoah whoah whoah whoah
[AV]Vince(27): whoah whoah whoah whoahhhhhh
Edin_Ancelotti(32): Hey Tarzan
He was yelling at me, cuz i waz flamin :P
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He was yelling at me, cuz i waz flamin :P
good job
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He was yelling at me, cuz i waz flamin :P
Not funneh!
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David_Waters: (77) Smell smoke? /call 911
David_Waters: (77) Smell gas? /call 911
David_Waters: (77) Hear screams? /call 911
David_Waters: (77) See rape? /call 911
Likvidy: (13) smell spam ? /report 77
bizzarre: (61) lolxlD
caion: (63) lol
Miracle_Alterlis: (5) Lol
Arnold_Shwanzi: (65) lmao
caion: (63) -warn 13 Bad
(http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/3531/payday.png)
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ClaN_Kenny(28): Where are the 84 people I expected to meet?
ClaN_Kenny(28): Swine Flue?
Salmonella(15) has joined the server
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ClaN_Kenny(28): Where are the 84 people I expected to meet?
ClaN_Kenny(28): Swine Flue?
Salmonella(15) has joined the server
Hahahahah!
Salmonella the chicken virus! :o heh.
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ClaN_Kenny(28): Where are the 84 people I expected to meet?
ClaN_Kenny(28): Swine Flue?
Salmonella(15) has joined the server
LOL nice timing :D
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ADVERTISEMENT: Looking for a Rich Boyfriend and with a HARD DICK -->, contact Louis_Griffin(Phone:625666)
ADVERTISEMENT: ARPD Complaint center is open! Got something to bad guy about? Come to LSPD and get a free cheeseburger along, contact [WS]Smey(Phone:3710)
Twenty: (48) lol smey
Joe_Areli: (79) lol smey
[WS]Battle_Kolta: (27) lol smey
Some seconds later..
[WS]MrTrane: (1) LOL
Funny chat log in a funny chat log
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Was requested to post this. :p
Bubba_Muschito: Can you drive me to your Cluckin Bell? I'm new.
[Rstar]IcyAero: Sure
*Bubba and Icy enter a Windsor*
[Rstar]IcyAero: Left from here.
Bubba_Muschito locks the doors
[Rstar]IcyAero :o
[Rstar]IcyAero jumps out from the car
[Rstar]IcyAero: What? It's convertible :p
Me and Bubba remembers that,we rofled so much :rofl: :lol: :lol: :lol: :rofl:
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ADVERTISEMENT: Looking for a Rich Boyfriend and with a HARD DICK -->, contact Louis_Griffin(Phone:625666)
ADVERTISEMENT: ARPD Complaint center is open! Got something to bad guy about? Come to LSPD and get a free cheeseburger along, contact [WS]Smey(Phone:3710)
Twenty: (48) lol smey
Joe_Areli: (79) lol smey
[WS]Battle_Kolta: (27) lol smey
Some seconds later..
[WS]MrTrane: (1) LOL
Funny chat log in a funny chat log
LOL
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[Rstar]xcasio(83) has been kicked for flooding by jeffrey
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[Rstar]xcasio(83) has been kicked for flooding by jeffrey
OMG HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA
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[Rstar]xcasio(83) has been kicked for flooding by jeffrey
OMG HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA
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Fuck coloring
[i9]Dwayne_Munna(21) was suspected by officer Leon_Gvardia(38) for I'm going to use /su to talk to you, m'kay sweet pop?
Leon_Gvardia(38) has been unsuspected by [AV]JDC_Kolta(28) - No, my dear wife
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) shoots Vince's dick
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) says: my dick
[AV]Vince(3) uses matrix like skill to allow his penis to dodge the bullet.
[AV]Vince(3) says: You
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) puts his dick in Vince's mouth
[AV]Vince(3) wakes up
[AV]Vince(3) GRABS MAMBOS DICK
[AV]Vince(3) TEARS IT OFF MAMBO
[AV]Vince(3) SHOVES IT DOWN HIS THROAT
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) shouts: ahhhhhhhhhh!!
[AV]Vince(3) walks away
[Rstar]CBFasi: (0)MY HOUSE in fire !
Leon_Gvardia(38): Police Radio: YOUR BALLS, Over.
Leon_Gvardia(38): Police Radio: ARE MINE, Over.
Pepito_Ancelotti(8): Police Radio: AND MINE, Over.
Leon_Gvardia: (X) You have been unsuspected, please be a good citizen!
Tommy_Gvardia: (X) my ass
Crime of Tommy_Gvardia (X): NOUUUUUUUUUU
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f**k coloring
[i9]Dwayne_Munna(21) was suspected by officer Leon_Gvardia(38) for I'm going to use /su to talk to you, m'kay sweet pop?
Leon_Gvardia(38) has been unsuspected by [AV]JDC_Kolta(28) - No, my dear wife
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) shoots Vince's dick
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) says: my dick
[AV]Vince(3) uses matrix like skill to allow his penis to dodge the bullet.
[AV]Vince(3) says: You
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) puts his dick in Vince's mouth
[AV]Vince(3) wakes up
[AV]Vince(3) GRABS MAMBOS DICK
[AV]Vince(3) TEARS IT OFF MAMBO
[AV]Vince(3) SHOVES IT DOWN HIS THROAT
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) shouts: ahhhhhhhhhh!!
[AV]Vince(3) walks away
[Rstar]CBFasi: (0)MY HOUSE in fire !
Leon_Gvardia(38): Police Radio: YOUR BALLS, Over.
Leon_Gvardia(38): Police Radio: ARE MINE, Over.
Pepito_Ancelotti(8): Police Radio: AND MINE, Over.
Leon_Gvardia: (X) You have been unsuspected, please be a good citizen!
Tommy_Gvardia: (X) my ass
Crime of Tommy_Gvardia (X): NOUUUUUUUUUU
Lol, very very funny!
[AV]Vince(3) uses matrix like skill to allow his penis to dodge the bullet. !!!!!
Leon_Gvardia(38): Police Radio: YOUR BALLS, Over.
Leon_Gvardia(38): Police Radio: ARE MINE, Over.
Pepito_Ancelotti(8): Police Radio: AND MINE, Over.
Very relaxful, Your Balls!, over. Are Mine!!!!, over.
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Bruno_Marques(64) was suspected by Jordan Sumner(15) for aiding
Bruno_Marques(64) was suspected by Amber_Stone(56) for aiding
Bruno_Marques(64) was suspected by [SAST]Prostege(71) for aiding
Bruno_Marques(64) was suspected by [SASD]Erik(42) for aiding
Bruno_Marques(64) was suspected by Carson_Barnes(6) for aiding
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Bruno_Marques(64) was suspected by Jordan Sumner(15) for aiding
Bruno_Marques(64) was suspected by Amber_Stone(56) for aiding
Bruno_Marques(64) was suspected by [SAST]Prostege(71) for aiding
Bruno_Marques(64) was suspected by [SASD]Erik(42) for aiding
Bruno_Marques(64) was suspected by Carson_Barnes(6) for aiding
ARPD Teamwork :lol:
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f**k coloring
[i9]Dwayne_Munna(21) was suspected by officer Leon_Gvardia(38) for I'm going to use /su to talk to you, m'kay sweet pop?
Leon_Gvardia(38) has been unsuspected by [AV]JDC_Kolta(28) - No, my dear wife
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) shoots Vince's dick
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) says: my dick
[AV]Vince(3) uses matrix like skill to allow his penis to dodge the bullet.
[AV]Vince(3) says: You
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) puts his dick in Vince's mouth
[AV]Vince(3) wakes up
[AV]Vince(3) GRABS MAMBOS DICK
[AV]Vince(3) TEARS IT OFF MAMBO
[AV]Vince(3) SHOVES IT DOWN HIS THROAT
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) shouts: ahhhhhhhhhh!!
[AV]Vince(3) walks away
[Rstar]CBFasi: (0)MY HOUSE in fire !
Leon_Gvardia(38): Police Radio: YOUR BALLS, Over.
Leon_Gvardia(38): Police Radio: ARE MINE, Over.
Pepito_Ancelotti(8): Police Radio: AND MINE, Over.
Leon_Gvardia: (X) You have been unsuspected, please be a good citizen!
Tommy_Gvardia: (X) my ass
Crime of Tommy_Gvardia (X): NOUUUUUUUUUU
We're talking about Jake Emerson's.
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Jay_GaredesT has walked into the cityhall for a loan off Ray_Rainolds, [iC]Joe_Deleon is the witness
A small time passes...
Ray_Rainolds: Say After me
Then I say mucking around:
[iC]Joe_Deleon: Oh i do like to be beside the seaside!!!
Then Jay Says, think he was meant to say it:
Jay_GaredesT: Oh I do like to be beside the seaside
I rofled at the time
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Bruno_Marques(64) was suspected by Jordan Sumner(15) for aiding
Bruno_Marques(64) was suspected by Amber_Stone(56) for aiding
Bruno_Marques(64) was suspected by [SAST]Prostege(71) for aiding
Bruno_Marques(64) was suspected by [SASD]Erik(42) for aiding
Bruno_Marques(64) was suspected by Carson_Barnes(6) for aiding
Back in the times when i was playing, this happened atleast 4 times a day.
Ahh, good old times....
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James_Kallio (35) says: how i PUT money in ban
James_Kallio (35) says: how i PUT money in bank
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James_Kallio (35) says: how i PUT money in ban
James_Kallio (35) says: how i PUT money in bank
:rofl:
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(http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/246/chatlol.png) (http://img682.imageshack.us/i/chatlol.png/)
Never flame yourself
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(http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/246/chatlol.png) (http://img682.imageshack.us/i/chatlol.png/)
Never flame yourself
Lol, nice one :rofl: :lol:
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Found some old screenshots on my computer ;)
(http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/3444/jeffrey.jpg)
(http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/6743/hahax2.jpg)
Me, Bamf and Curtis had had some fun with this guy( Sounds wrong..) With some roleplaying, then he made a Faill :P
(http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/7721/failx3.jpg)
A new cop, i hope.. :P
(http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/7593/neob.jpg)
Funny Fail :)
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I wonder if its funny screen-shots topic or it's funny chat logs... Do not forget this topic rules, please :) Chatlogs only!
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(http://i43.tinypic.com/mkiqly.png)
LOL
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Oxygen_Shadow(XX): Police Radio: Code 4 at Rodeo,Over.
Carlo_Smits(XX): Police Radio: Copy that, Coming,Over.
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**************************************************************************************
DO NOT POST SCREENSHOTS
WRITE THE TEXT, AND POST TEXT ONLY
**************************************************************************************
Can't be so hard to understand it
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ARPD Teamwork :lol:
Actually it just shows how unorganised they are. One person should handle the suspections while the others take care of the pew pew pew.
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Actually it just shows how unorganised they are. One person should handle the suspections while the others take care of the pew pew pew.
Hence the :lol: in that post. :)
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text here
Where does it say that you cant post screenshots? It only says that if you post screenshots, they wont go to main page.
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Actually my pic just takes the moment of it, so I think its better with it. No reason to put BIG RED WORDS. No rule tells me about no screen, for one time its not problem :poke:
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Jay_Adams (on TS): Oliver, when have I ever raged? I'm the calmest person here.
A couple of moments later
Jay_Adams (on TS): [Raised Voice] Oh for fuck sake, can't this fucking freecop park his fucking car right? Great fucking job you idiot, I guess he wants to spend the fucking night as a fucking chicken, the fucking twat.
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Jay_Adams (on TS): Oliver, when have I ever raged? I'm the calmest person here.
A couple of moments later
Jay_Adams (on TS): [Raised Voice] Oh for f**k sake, can't this f**king freecop park his f**king car right? Great f**king job you idiot, I guess he wants to spend the f**king night as a f**king chicken, the f**king twat.
:rofl:
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ROFL :rofl: :lol:
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(http://i43.tinypic.com/mkiqly.png)
LOL
Lol!
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I have been re-testing a guy for passport through PM this time, since I was unable to go to his place and..
PM to Errick_Murray(32): Who is the president of Argonath?
PM from Errick_Murray(32): Vince
I did not speak, that time :lol: then a few secs later..
PM to Errick_Myrray(32): Who is the prime minister..?
PM from Errick_Murray(32): frank hawk
:rofl:
ADVERTISEMENT: [NEWS] Dutchy "lieks" cheese, contact [Mike](Phone:5319)
ADVERTISEMENT: Warning: Do not approach mutated monkeys in Whetstone nature, contact Jcstodds(Phone:9999)
ADVERTISEMENT: reserve. They rape with at least 5 penises., contact JCstodds(Phone:9999)
TeaM_GiacJr(41) was suspected by Officer TeaM_GiacJr(41) for stole Pancher's donut stash
[WS]Battle_Kolta(12) was suspected by Officer [WS]Battle_Kolta(12) for Stole JDC's pancake stash
[AV]JDC_Kolta(0) was suspected by Officer [AV]JDC_Kolta(0) for i will teabag all of you
TheRock_Kolta(14) was suspected by Officer TheRock_Kolta(14) for stole battle's JDC's Pancake stash
:lol: :rofl:
Crazy_Dzimmy(7) was suspected by Officer [ALS]ChuckNorris(15) for plundering a garbage truck in order to get free food - steali
Bad Chuck, ain't letting poors get food :roll: :rofl: :rofl:
Tommy_Corleone(6) killed by TheRock_Kolta(14), Spray Can
Admin [ALS]ChuckNorris(15): no fighting in adminteam :(
Admin [AV]JDC_Kolta(0): O.O
Admin [AV]JDC_Kolta(0): DM!
:rofl:
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[WS]Battle_Kolta(12) was suspected by Officer [WS]Battle_Kolta(12) for Stole JDC's pancake stash
:roll: :conf: :D
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PM to Errick_Murray(32): Who is the president of Argonath?
PM from Errick_Murray(32): Vince
NOOOOO the government is gonna be screwed now! :cry:
:lol:
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WTF!?! Right that's it I demote ALL of you!
You can't demote freecops
Fine Copban!
* At the copban point everyone was pissing on him *
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(http://i43.tinypic.com/mkiqly.png)
LOL
Hahaha :rofl:
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Hahaha :rofl:
and what does that mean? I'm just hanging around here I got tempbanned :D
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Mikro is a blind man, laying on the ground.
Officer [NP]Hiro_Andrew arrives on scene.
Mikro(39) shouts: HELP!!!
Mikro(39) shouts: Someone robbed me!!
Mirko(39) cries
Mikro(39) cries loudly: HELP!!
Mikor(39) cries: a man robbed all my hard earned money...
[NP]Hiro_Andrew(30): Any problems?
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Mikro is a blind man, laying on the ground.
Officer [NP]Hiro_Andrew arrives on scene.
Mikro(39) shouts: HELP!!!
Mikro(39) shouts: Someone robbed me!!
Mirko(39) cries
Mikro(39) cries loudly: HELP!!
Mikor(39) cries: a man robbed all my hard earned money...
[NP]Hiro_Andrew(30): Any problems?
LOL :rofl:
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LOL :rofl:
wait i said "Any problems" after you said help(actually i rped didnt listen cuz window is raised)
[AV]Nexxt[CS]: (87) I Like things in my ass, so give me plane in my ass
frank_zane: (34) i can changed interior to condom theme
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[AV]Nexxt[CS]: (87) I Like things in my ass, so give me plane in my ass
back yesterday it looked funny :( Poor Nexxt, there's noone to get in his ass, so he has to take my plane..
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f**k coloring
[i9]Dwayne_Munna(21) was suspected by officer Leon_Gvardia(38) for I'm going to use /su to talk to you, m'kay sweet pop?
Leon_Gvardia(38) has been unsuspected by [AV]JDC_Kolta(28) - No, my dear wife
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) shoots Vince's dick
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) says: my dick
[AV]Vince(3) uses matrix like skill to allow his penis to dodge the bullet.
[AV]Vince(3) says: You
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) puts his dick in Vince's mouth
[AV]Vince(3) wakes up
[AV]Vince(3) GRABS MAMBOS DICK
[AV]Vince(3) TEARS IT OFF MAMBO
[AV]Vince(3) SHOVES IT DOWN HIS THROAT
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) shouts: ahhhhhhhhhh!!
[AV]Vince(3) walks away
[Rstar]CBFasi: (0)MY HOUSE in fire !
Leon_Gvardia(38): Police Radio: YOUR BALLS, Over.
Leon_Gvardia(38): Police Radio: ARE MINE, Over.
Pepito_Ancelotti(8): Police Radio: AND MINE, Over.
Leon_Gvardia: (X) You have been unsuspected, please be a good citizen!
Tommy_Gvardia: (X) my ass
Crime of Tommy_Gvardia (X): NOUUUUUUUUUU
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I have been re-testing a guy for passport through PM this time, since I was unable to go to his place and..
PM to Errick_Murray(32): Who is the president of Argonath?
PM from Errick_Murray(32): Vince
I did not speak, that time :lol: then a few secs later..
PM to Errick_Myrray(32): Who is the prime minister..?
PM from Errick_Murray(32): frank hawk
:rofl:
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TeaM_GiacJr(41) was suspected by Officer TeaM_GiacJr(41) for stole Pancher's donut stash
[WS]Battle_Kolta(12) was suspected by Officer [WS]Battle_Kolta(12) for Stole JDC's pancake stash
[AV]JDC_Kolta(0) was suspected by Officer [AV]JDC_Kolta(0) for i will teabag all of you
TheRock_Kolta(14) was suspected by Officer TheRock_Kolta(14) for stole battle's JDC's Pancake stash
:lol: :rofl:
Crazy_Dzimmy(7) was suspected by Officer [ALS]ChuckNorris(15) for plundering a garbage truck in order to get free food - steali
Bad Chuck, ain't letting poors get food :roll: :rofl: :rofl:
Tommy_Corleone(6) killed by TheRock_Kolta(14), Spray Can
Admin [ALS]ChuckNorris(15): no fighting in adminteam :(
Admin [AV]JDC_Kolta(0): O.O
Admin [AV]JDC_Kolta(0): DM!
:rofl:
:lol: rofl
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[AV]Nexxt[CS]:(49) I am just wondering, did anyone ever tried to kill xcasio?!
xcasioKiller(90) has joined the server
Pepito_Ancelotti: (65) lol
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[BRCt]Jessica(54) says: Eek I'm surrounded by dicks, I mean guys lmao XDDD
:lol:
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[AV]Nexxt[CS]:(49) I am just wondering, did anyone ever tried to kill xcasio?!
xcasioKiller(90) has joined the server
Pepito_Ancelotti: (65) lol
Yeah, I gunned him down at GS9 once ;)
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Vince (3) Has been Kicked by Jeffrey
VINCE GOT OWNED
Badandy: Guys im 2 hours away from vince IRL
Louis_Keyl: Badandy
Louis_Keyl: Go and rape him
Badandy: what
Louis_Keyl: :D
Badandy: Ok!
Badandy: Vince!
Badandy: I am Coming For You!
Badandy: I am coming to your house
[AV]Vince: yes? :)
Badandy: to fuck you
[lots of lols]
VINCE got owned (AGAIN)
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We should do a seperate topic to put all the lolz with Vince.
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[AV]Nexxt[CS]:(49) I am just wondering, did anyone ever tried to kill xcasio?!
xcasioKiller(90) has joined the server
Pepito_Ancelotti: (65) lol
This
Admin Mr.Chuck_Norris: xcasio dont dare to hunt me with hydra/hunter
Admin [Rstar]xcasio: don't you dare to roundhouse kick me then
[Rstar]xcasio killed by Collision
Admin [Rstar]xcasio: OMG
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Admin Mr.Chuck_Norris: xcasio dont dare to hunt me with hydra/hunter
Admin [Rstar]xcasio: don't you dare to roundhouse kick me then
[Rstar]xcasio killed by Collision
Admin [Rstar]xcasio: OMG
Roffle. This fixed my bad temper a bit :)
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[BRCt]Jessica(54) says: Eek I'm surrounded by dicks, I mean guys lmao XDDD
:lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :rofl:
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[AV]Grovyle: (69) Who is the R* founder: ITS JUNAID LOL
I laughed at this in so many ways :lol:
No offence to you Junaid :razz:
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Vince (3) Has been Kicked by Jeffrey
VINCE GOT OWNED
Badandy: Guys im 2 hours away from vince IRL
Louis_Keyl: Badandy
Louis_Keyl: Go and rape him
Badandy: what
Louis_Keyl: :D
Badandy: Ok!
Badandy: Vince!
Badandy: I am Coming For You!
Badandy: I am coming to your house
[AV]Vince: yes? :)
Badandy: to f**k you
[lots of lols]
VINCE got owned (AGAIN)
LOL
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@ YS_JAPAN:
Lol, that was a joke as someone said he would fly a plane in my ass :D.
@ Rewolloc:
That was me on my laptop (xcasioKiller)
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/ask TeaM GiacJr asked:
Should you trust guys with moustache ? (asked about 5 times everyone responded)
If they are called vince then no!
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@ Rewolloc:
That was me on my laptop (xcasioKiller)
Hahaha i failed so bad then :rofl:
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worst 911 i ever saw
Dispatch:*Internal message from Hospital*: Call from GodSasuke
Dispatch: Incident: FRANK HAWK IS DEAD HELP HIM
how the fk help dead guy?
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After suspecting Sarah_P we followed her into Gvardia HQ, where she logged out.
Cofiliano_Gvardia yells: You're annyoing and retarded
Cofiliano_Gvardia Yells: God damn woman annoyers.
Yeah, because when women break the law they should get away with it. I lol'ed when he said that.
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After suspecting Sarah_P we followed her into Gvardia HQ, where she logged out.
Cofiliano_Gvardia yells: You're annyoing and retarded
Cofiliano_Gvardia Yells: God damn woman annoyers.
Yeah, because when women break the law they should get away with it. I lol'ed when he said that.
No, it seemed like cops were making a riot out of her
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ADVERTISEMENT: Homeless can puk themselfs, donate to me!, contact McPussyBurger(ID:3)
arrgggg was banned by [AV]B_Samiir[CS](2) for Banevading
[WS]Dutchy: (21) He's like ''Arrrggggg''
Eddy_Murphy: (24) I don't like Frank_Hawk with the red name
Eddy_Murphy: (24) I prefer he's with an orange name
[BRC]RomanGvardia: (34)NOIITINKYOUARENOTCOOLLBECAUSEYOUDOSHITY SHITALER-TABUSE
[BRC]RomanGvardia: (34) Wrong chat
[Lots of lols]
Squeek_Araatus: (11) Hurr durr, derp derp, sir.
[SACS]JEmerson: (0) lol
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TeaM_GiacJr(75) has joined the server.
TeaM_GiacJr:(75) fucking jewish internet.
Team_GiacJr was kicked by [AV]Grzesiek for anti-semitism :@.
1 minute later
TeaM_GiacJr(91) has joined the server.
TeaM_GiacJr:(91) fucking white internet.
Team_GiacJr:(91) What now?!
Team_GiacJr:(91) /kick 91 Anti-caucaisan?!
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Joseph_Allen: Police Radio: Time to fuck a Corleone, Over
TeaM_GiacJr: Police Radio: eww, Over
Joseph_Allen: Police Radio: I rephrase that, Over
Joseph_Allen: Police Radio: Time to ruin his day, Over
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Informanter_Sole has been unsuspected by TeaM-GiacJr - killbug - faster than janar
Informanter_Sole has been unsuspected by [ALSa]Janar - killbug
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And I was offduty at that time..
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[Rstar]Panda: (45) Hey, at least there's one thing good about being bisexual
[Rstar]Panda: (45) You can click on a pr0n thumbnail, and be fairly sure its okay.
ep0x: (4) f**k YOU POLICE I f**kING HATE YOU WHY DID YOU KILL ME!!!!!!
[SD]Lil_Bo_Peep: (55) caps
People cared more about the caps than they did the flame :P
Lustigkurre: (82) why can't i buy pizza in the f**king pizza store?
[i9]Frank_Hawk: (23) buyweapon pizza
Dario_Mendez: (70) PM from Dreyah_GvardiaT: Dont leave but if you do give me your cash
This one's f**ked up, but coming from a black guy himself.
[AV]Kirby[CS]: (97) whats bubbling, screaming and tapping on the window?
Leon_Gvardia: (50) Cum?
[AV]Kirby[CS]: (97) a nigger baby in the microwave
Gimli: (49) Hmm.. how much is 850 weed worth?
Craster: (16) 4 days in jail
Squeak_Araatus: (38) Potato dick.
Out of the blue. ^^
Not exactly a chat log....but LOOK AT THIS
(http://i40.tinypic.com/efnlds.png)
motherbehnkA was banned by [Rstar]CBFasi(105) for rocket launcher up this.
Josh_Corleone: OHH Sarah is a criminal bad person!
Sarah_Patterson: I was a criminal.
Lance_Carter: /GU
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Lol@Pic, happened to me too.
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Looks like a new breed of Yoga. :rofl:
Potato Dick.. lmao
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Louis_Keyl was suspected by [WYT]Jacob for ram police
Louis_Keyl has been unsuspected by Louis_Keyl - abused
[WYT]Jacon was suspected by Louis_Keyl for ramming FBI
TeaM_GiacJr: Police Radio: LOL, Over.
Post Merge: April 06, 2010, 07:16:30 am
hahahha I found a text file with some of the funniest chat lolgs ever
Omri: Rusty where are you?
Rusty: Scotland
GiacJr: lol
ron(22) was kicked by GiacJr for Change your name please
(22) was kicked by [Rstar]xcasio for Choose another name please
Admin GiacJr: I win
Admin [Rstar]xcasio: :@
[NS]Speaker: can i be GiacSr?
GiacJr: ok
GiacSr: thx
Pups: lmao you did it
[TCL]Trobby: lol, speaker
Admin [TCL]Hayden: your mom.
Admin [Rstar] Anto: your dad
Admin GiacJr: your grandma
Admin GiacJr: game set and match
Admin [TCL]Hayden: your mommasbabysdaddysuncle
Admin [Rstar]Anto: hahahaha
Admin GiacJr: ...shit
Admin Aragorn: the thing is that in Russian language, "RPG" is Raketo-Protivotankovaya Granata"
Admin GiacJr: whats that mean?
Admin Aragorn: "Rocket Grenade against tanks"
[R*]Ron: me are not a do is english
DeadDevil: Amen!!
Aragorn: Amen!!
Carnage: Amen!!
GiacJr: Amen!!
Legolas: Amen!!
Charger: Amen!!
[NS]Lux: DEVIL!!!!
[XD]Justin: you like rape?
GiacJr: ...no?
[XD]Justin: rap i mean
GiacJr: lol
Aragorn: GiacJr, do not pay attention - this guy likes crap
GiacJr: who? legolas?
Legolas: :(
[NS]Lux: ron i picked from flowers for you :))
[R*]Ron: get lost :)
Guy kills petey after RON froze him
[R*]RON: lol petey, how? i froze him :)
[R*]Petey: i dont know
[R*]RON: were you standing in front?
[R*]Petey: yes lol
[R*]RON: HAHAHAHHAHA
[R*]Petey: he aims
[R*]Petey: and im like "hahah he cant kill me"
[R*]RON: ROFL
[R*]Sharphis: should bartender say to customers 'mate'?
GiacJr: i'm an australian bartender :(
[R*]Sharphis: We are in America. Civilisation, man.
GiacJr: should a customer say to bartenders 'man'?
[R*]Sharphis: sorry, sir.
=AV=Kerr: no fighting in the car park!
=AV=Kerr: dont make me get my broom!
[R*]RON: ok lets all balls in one pants
This is an international server, please use English in chat.
This is an international server, please use English in chat.
This is an international server, please use English in chat.
Admin [ALS]Inkognito: I was second
Admin [Rstar]Husky: o_o
Admin [ALS]Inkognito: who was first and third?
Admin GiacJr: i was first :d
GiacJr: my mum thinks LOL means Loser OnLine
[WS]Parox: you LOL giac
James_Solonik: LOL giac
GiacJr: -.- thanks guys
[AK]JDCdes: LMFAO = Like my fuck? Again? Orgasm?
Aragorn: why did you ram me?
MadBoi_Seville: accident
Aragorn: hah wRONg answer
[Rstar]Lionz: lol
GiacJr: lol
Admin [ALS]Inkognito: /ban 11 armour hax
GiacJr(11) teleported to GiacJr(11)
Admin GiacJr: -_-
Admin [Rstar]Pancher :D
Admin [ALS]Inkognito: :D
Admin [Rstar]Husky: :D
Admin MuminSvensson: /die 22
GiacJr(22) was killed by admin GiacJr(22)
Admin GiacJr: bastard...
Admin GiacJr: i wonder why they say there's not enough trust in the admin team :x
Admin [AV]FlameMan: hahahah :D
Admin Cane_Martinez: lmao giac
AD: What is my favourite type of music? 5k. Contact: [Rstar]Razor
Immo_Calvino: Rock
[Rstar]Pancher Punk!!
[WS]Altair: PUNK ROCK!!
[WS]Altair: lol
[ALS]Martentest is put under banana rule by admin [ALS]Martentest
[ALS]Martentest is lifted from banana rule by admin [ALS]Martentest
Admin Mafs_Corleone: he's practicing for blowing... :)
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Epic Pwnage Giac
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ROFL giac that is pure epic! was lol'ing at ever 1 xD :rofl: :rofl:
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We need more funny chat logs from Vince ;) xD
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f**k coloring
[i9]Dwayne_Munna(21) was suspected by officer Leon_Gvardia(38) for I'm going to use /su to talk to you, m'kay sweet pop?
Leon_Gvardia(38) has been unsuspected by [AV]JDC_Kolta(28) - No, my dear wife
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) shoots Vince's dick
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) says: my dick
[AV]Vince(3) uses matrix like skill to allow his penis to dodge the bullet.
[AV]Vince(3) says: You
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) puts his dick in Vince's mouth
[AV]Vince(3) wakes up
[AV]Vince(3) GRABS MAMBOS DICK
[AV]Vince(3) TEARS IT OFF MAMBO
[AV]Vince(3) SHOVES IT DOWN HIS THROAT
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) shouts: ahhhhhhhhhh!!
[AV]Vince(3) walks away
[Rstar]CBFasi: (0)MY HOUSE in fire !
Leon_Gvardia(38): Police Radio: YOUR BALLS, Over.
Leon_Gvardia(38): Police Radio: ARE MINE, Over.
Pepito_Ancelotti(8): Police Radio: AND MINE, Over.
Leon_Gvardia: (X) You have been unsuspected, please be a good citizen!
Tommy_Gvardia: (X) my ass
Crime of Tommy_Gvardia (X): NOUUUUUUUUUU
and your avatar says you "fucking love coloring" :lol:
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Nice logs giac! I can't stop laughing... those are really to good :lol:
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Nice :D
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[AK]JDCdes: LMFAO = Like my f**k? Again? Orgasm?
omg, this was so long ago xD
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Admin Aragorn: the thing is that in Russian language, "RPG" is Raketo-Protivotankovaya Granata"
Admin GiacJr: whats that mean?
Admin Aragorn: "Rocket Grenade against tanks"
I'm sorry for my uncivilazed humour, but what's so funny with it?
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Argonath rocket grenade against tanks.
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Altair, at that moment we had like 5 rocket launcher hackers we just banned lol
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TeaM_GiacJr(75) has joined the server.
TeaM_GiacJr:(75) f**king jewish internet.
Team_GiacJr was kicked by [AV]Grzesiek for anti-semitism :@.
1 minute later
TeaM_GiacJr(91) has joined the server.
TeaM_GiacJr:(91) f**king white internet.
Team_GiacJr:(91) What now?!
Team_GiacJr:(91) /kick 91 Anti-caucaisan?!
LOLZ, I feel your pain XD. Serverf*ck!
Joseph_Allen: Police Radio: Time to f**k a Corleone, Over
TeaM_GiacJr: Police Radio: eww, Over
Joseph_Allen: Police Radio: I rephrase that, Over
Joseph_Allen: Police Radio: Time to ruin his day, Over
Dammit! You had to log that too!!! XD XD XD XD
Ahhhh man! A lil pick me up never hurts! Good thing I found out bout this topic, was getting depressed over the constant Cop screwups
Post Merge: April 07, 2010, 07:20:46 pm
Jay_Adams (on TS): Oliver, when have I ever raged? I'm the calmest person here.
A couple of moments later
Jay_Adams (on TS): [Raised Voice] Oh for f**k sake, can't this f**king freecop park his f**king car right? Great f**king job you idiot, I guess he wants to spend the f**king night as a f**king chicken, the f**king twat.
And here I thought I was gonna get screwed for being an ass during the Killhouse thing XD!!! Lolz, nice!
(http://www.argonathrpg.eu/forum/Smileys/classic/icon_lol.gif)(http://www.argonathrpg.eu/forum/Smileys/classic/icon_rofl.gif)(http://www.argonathrpg.eu/forum/Smileys/classic/icon_rofl.gif)(http://www.argonathrpg.eu/forum/Smileys/classic/icon_rofl.gif)(http://www.argonathrpg.eu/forum/Smileys/classic/icon_rofl.gif)
Post Merge: April 07, 2010, 07:34:07 pm
And Civilians sir.
I remember once going past him while he gave a ticket, the guy he gave a ticket to started shooting at him and I just drove past him screaming LOL U FAIL just before he died xD
Is he THAT bad??? (New guy alert....)
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Matthew_Green: (99) see ya. Mom needs my laptop to check her Facebook. Little brother got a virus on her computer
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Matthew_Green: (99) see ya. Mom needs my laptop to check her Facebook. Little brother got a virus on her computer
i see nothing funny ther
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Today when we decided to moustachenap Vince and SWAT comes and kills everyone :P
=AV=Dave(69): We would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those pesky SWAT and their supermoustache!
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Today when we decided to moustachenap Vince and SWAT comes and kills everyone :P
=AV=Dave(69): We would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those pesky SWAT and their supermoustache!
Moustache :rofl:
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Admin [Rstar]CBFasi: object problems ???
Admin [Rstar]xcasio: no
Admin [Rstar]CBFasi: erm...
Admin [Rstar]CBFasi: then where is my house
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Admin [Rstar]CBFasi: object problems ???
Admin [Rstar]xcasio: no
Admin [Rstar]CBFasi: erm...
Admin [Rstar]CBFasi: then where is my house
nice one :lol:
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Admin [Rstar]CBFasi: object problems ???
Admin [Rstar]xcasio: no
Admin [Rstar]CBFasi: erm...
Admin [Rstar]CBFasi: then where is my house
:rofl: :lol:
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Maybe it burned down? :lol:
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I remember that there was a granny holding a minigun, maybe it had something to do with it? :D
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i see nothing funny ther
Than if you don't see it, than you don't ... :mad:
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"Vote Rafa_Ancelloti for mayor of LV! Because I can make Chuck norris cry!" - RafaDK
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"Vote Rafa_Ancelloti for mayor of LV! Because I can make Chuck norris cry!" - RafaDK
you said same thing,isnt it?
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MrNeo(88) great..drinking atm../area me,that's what I drink
MrNeo(88) is at : K.A.C.C. Millitary fuels,Laas Venturas
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MrNeo(88) great..drinking atm../area me,that's what I drink
MrNeo(88) is at : K.A.C.C. Millitary fuels,Laas Venturas
Holy shit.
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ADVERTISEMENT: Selling Green Plants $25 per Gram, contact Errick_Murray(46)(Phone:XXXX)
Errick_Murray(26) has been suspected by =RR=Miller[iC](15) for: Illegal Advertisement
Criminal Errick_Murray(26) surrendered. DO NOT KILL THEM, cuff then jail them
Player Cuffed
You entered a Infernus(1839), owner: =RR=Miller[iC]
Erickk_Murray(26) says: I said green plants
=RR=Miller[iC](15) says: you don't sell plants for $25 per gram
Erickk_Murray(26) says: FUCK
=RR=Miller[iC](15) says: busted
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Admin [Rstar]Jaaskaa(16): Im just sober :p
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Admin [Rstar]Jaaskaa(16): Im just sober :p
That's not funny Jaaskaa!
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Admin [Rstar]Jaaskaa(16): Im just sober :p
:gd:
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Admin [Rstar]Jaaskaa(16): Im just sober :p
Where do I buy beer? :D
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Admin [Rstar]Jaaskaa(16): Im just sober :p
:D
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ADVERTISEMENT: ARPD Notice: Studies showed that people who prank call 911, contact [WS]Smey
ADVERTISEMENT: have a small penis. You have been warned., contact [WS]Smey
TeaM_GiacJr: LOL
Twenty: lol Smey
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Team_GiacJr: t/cb YOU YOU YOU ME ME ME ME WE'RE NOTHIN BUT MAMMALS
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This happend in /p
[CS]Mark_Summers (fireman): When was the last fire mission?
Andy_saes : 1985
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ADVERTISEMENT: Is it a bird, is it a plane? NO! its Vince with his super
ADVERTISEMENT: moustache, contact mobstar (phone 438024
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=AV=Sunny_Cortez: The color of Cems's cars is like my finger after nosepicking
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=AV=Sunny_Cortez: The color of Cems's cars is like my finger after nosepicking
:lol:
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Fox you must put the whole story :
Admin Bluefox: Jaaskaa are you mad?
Admin Jaaskaa: No I'm just sober :p
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Fox you must put the whole story :
Admin Bluefox: Jaaskaa are you mad?
Admin Jaaskaa: No I'm just sober :p
Oh i'm sorry :3
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ADVERTISEMENT: ARPD Notice: Studies showed that people who prank call 911, contact [WS]Smey
ADVERTISEMENT: have a small penis. You have been warned., contact [WS]Smey
TeaM_GiacJr: LOL
Twenty: lol Smey
ahahah
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=AV=Sunny_Cortez: The color of Cems's cars is like my finger after nosepicking
LOLOLOL :rofl: :lol:
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Todor_Corleone(78):Damn i log in and i can't even drive 200 meters without getting rammed
Todor_Corleone(78):/carhp 78 *42 carhp*
Todor_Corleone(78):Pay 'n' Spray FTW *drives in* *sprays it* *Leave the Pay'n'Spray* *BAM*(Car Rammed)
Todor_Corleone(78):Oh god!! 78 hp and i just left the pay'n' spray :conf:
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Todor_Corleone(78):Damn i log in and i can't even drive 200 meters without getting rammed
Todor_Corleone(78):/carhp 78 *42 carhp*
Todor_Corleone(78):Pay 'n' Spray FTW *drives in* *sprays it* *Leave the Pay'n'Spray* *BAM*(Car Rammed)
Todor_Corleone(78):Oh god!! 78 hp and i just left the pay'n' spray :conf:
hahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, not.
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[Rstar]Xcasio has alot of complexes.
[SACS]BHadley police radio: SIR
[SACS]BHadley police radio: HELIKOPTARS
[SACS]BHadley police radio: ARE MOAR EFFICIENT
[WS]Leonardo police radio: wat
Diddy_Ramsley: Cop gave me ticket, i took it and he is saying "GIVE ME MY TICKET BACK"
Alot of lol's and haha's after that.
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ADVERTISEMENT: ARPD Notice: Studies showed that people who prank call 911, contact [WS]Smey
ADVERTISEMENT: have a small penis. You have been warned., contact [WS]Smey
That's a blatant lie, unless you're trying to say that Frank, Jay and I have small penises.
Post Merge: April 14, 2010, 11:12:14 pm
Diddy_Ramsley: Cop gave me ticket, i took it and he is saying "GIVE ME MY TICKET BACK"
Well yes, Vince's new policy says that one cop can only have one ticket where he has to scribble all the offenders' names and fines.
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That's a blatant lie, unless you're trying to say that Frank, Jay and I have small penises.
You got busted.
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ADVERTISEMENT: Hiring Funds For The Argonath Homeless Shelter /wire 74, contact [NP]Green_Thumb(phone:6973)
ADVERTISEMENT: Homeless can puk themselfs, donate to me!, contact McPussyBurger(ID:3)
LOL.
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Vincent_Vice was banned by [i9]Rusty_Culver(xx) for admiting to have over 20 accounts.
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Vincent_Vice was banned by [i9]Rusty_Culver(xx) for admiting to have over 20 accounts.
Damm..... (http://www.argonathrpg.eu/forum/Smileys/classic/icon_eek.gif)(http://www.argonathrpg.eu/forum/Smileys/classic/icon_trust.gif)(http://www.argonathrpg.eu/forum/Smileys/classic/icon_wow.gif)
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Just found this in my screens, back when the fire scripts were new. Names were changed, as always.
RoryAnstruther(23): Police Radio: CODE 30 JEFFERSON, 4 SUSPECTS!!
Internal Message from the FIRE DEPARTMENT:
Incident: Unknown fire at Jefferson, Los Santos
Jaycuber(2) was killed by Server
Shooter986(32) was killed by Server
Joey_Hilman(18) was killed by Server
Followed by a ton of LOL's and WTF's.
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(http://i40.tinypic.com/2z3ys9l.png)
Totally out of nowhere.
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WTF
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Hawks was banned by Dutchy for imposing administrator...
I got screenie even :)
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Vincent_Vice was banned by [i9]Rusty_Culver(xx) for admiting to have over 20 accounts.
Vincent_Vince*
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.. Epic Fail..
[TCL]Twenty: (3) bb
[TCL]Twenty: (3) bbr
[TCL]Twenty: (3) BRB*\
[TCL]Twenty: (3) Brb***
[TCL]Twenty: (3) Omgh
[TCL]Twenty: (3) Omfg****
Hell_Gvardia: (8) fail
[TCL]Twenty: (3) =(
[WS]Salmonella: (21) combo fail
I fail alot..
ClaN_Kenny(28): Where are the 84 people I expected to meet?
ClaN_Kenny(28): Swine Flue?
Salmonella(15) has joined the server
I've never taken the oppertunity to see if i was mentioned here but these are awesome lol and i actually remember when i said ''Combo fail''
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Vincent_Vice was banned by [i9]Rusty_Culver(xx) for admiting to have over 20 accounts.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HuVp506Cl2w/Sgl4b2EYVtI/AAAAAAAAB64/pg6d0B8EXKs/s400/facepalm.jpg)
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Vincent_Vice was banned by [i9]Rusty_Culver(xx) for admiting to have over 20 accounts.
over 20 accounts :eek: :trust:
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I think GiacJr was drunk :rofl:
(http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/3314/samp007cv.png)
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I think GiacJr was drunk :rofl:
(http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/3314/samp007cv.png)
LOL!! :lol: :rofl:
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(http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/3416/roflwi.png)
Post Merge: April 18, 2010, 06:03:01 pm
Look where that got me..
(http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/5765/samp124.png)
Rofl @ "A rescue chopper dropped me off at the top of a building!"
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I think GiacJr was drunk :rofl:
(http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/3314/samp007cv.png)
LOL
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"A rescue chopper dropped me off at the top of a building!"
Win.
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(http://img200.yfrog.com/img200/4222/samp008is.png)
:rofl:
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ROFL!
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Chase_Greggor: (67) I got a DMer for you.... in my pants
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Cops are outside.. (68)
gotta love ceremonies :roll:
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Cops are outside.. (68)
gotta love ceremonies :roll:
u = hunt kop @ keromone?
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Chase_Greggor: (67) I got a DMer for you.... in my pants
K-DST Reference! Yeah!
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u = hunt kop @ keromone?
Nah, just had a little run-in with a deathmatcher.
After he killed me (near my house), I loaded an AK47 and blasted him. He didn't respawn far and ran up to me again so I blasted him with a Combat. After he ran up to me for the third time, I just aimed at him and he was like "friends?" "i protect you from cops" :lol:
Then I TP'd to the ceremony.
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Nah, just had a little run-in with a deathmatcher.
After he killed me (near my house), I loaded an AK47 and blasted him. He didn't respawn far and ran up to me again so I blasted him with a Combat. After he ran up to me for the third time, I just aimed at him and he was like "friends?" "i protect you from cops" :lol:
Then I TP'd to the ceremony.
omg rvngekeel
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omg rvngekeel
noany, it was self-defence from a DMer :devroll:
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Nah, just had a little run-in with a deathmatcher.
After he killed me (near my house), I loaded an AK47 and blasted him. He didn't respawn far and ran up to me again so I blasted him with a Combat. After he ran up to me for the third time, I just aimed at him and he was like "friends?" "i protect you from cops" :lol:
Then I TP'd to the ceremony.
I was there trying to stop the DMer and he shot me dead, even some weapons from Grz won't help :roll:
anyway....
***Giac announced that Frank won blabla awards(i forgot -.- )***
[i9]Dwayne_Munna:A black won a award OMG!
Malcolm was kicked by [i9]Frank_Hawk(105) for Go clean your mouth with a bar of soap/ insulting.
I believe this is a wrong id, but still i lol'd irl on the reason :lol:
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LickMy*censored word* was kicked by [Rstar]xcasio(xx) for: Invalid
like 1 minute after:
Invalid(xx) Has joined the server.
and that followed by lots of lol's :D
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lmaooooooooo
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Invalid(xx) Has joined the server.
he came with "Gimli" name too lol
Speed_Hero[SBG]: (71) how to eat weed IG?
Michelle_Hwang: (34) obama bin laden
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ADVERTISEMENT: Criminals decided to shoot so everyone instead of negociating
ADVERTISEMENT: so everyone died. Hurr durr, contact =AV=Vince(Phone: 9232)
Kinda made me laugh..
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ADVERTISEMENT: Criminals decided to shoot so everyone instead of negociating
42!
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I think GiacJr was drunk :rofl:
(http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/3314/samp007cv.png)
hhaha :D
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Need I say more?
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Mmm, phone number next? :razz:
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Nexxt is getting wild :rofl: :D
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Just found this in my screens, back when the fire scripts were new. Names were changed, as always.
RoryAnstruther(23): Police Radio: CODE 30 JEFFERSON, 4 SUSPECTS!!
Internal Message from the FIRE DEPARTMENT:
Incident: Unknown fire at Jefferson, Los Santos
Jaycuber(2) was killed by Server
Shooter986(32) was killed by Server
Joey_Hilman(18) was killed by Server
Followed by a ton of LOL's and WTF's.
rofl
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[AV]Nexxt: (74) pm 71 no i dm u
[AV]Nexxt: (74) xcasio pmed me spamming
[AV]Nexxt: (74) "dm u"
[Rstar]xcasio[color] (71) lies :P
[AV]Nexxt: (74) i will ask Gimli to check the logs,xcasio
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Mattew_H(ID:10) was reported by miracle_ALTERLIS(ID:16) for Running/Assault after /gu... nevermind died
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Mattew_H(ID:10) was reported by miracle_ALTERLIS(ID:16) for Running/Assault after /gu... nevermind died
Lol.
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Mattew_H(ID:10) was reported by miracle_ALTERLIS(ID:16) for Running/Assault after /gu... nevermind died
:lol:
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(http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/4629/efail.png)
Hmm.. :trust:
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Leon_Gvardia: L
Leon_Gvardia: O
Leon_Gvardia: L
Roman_Gvardia: LOL
Pistol_Man: exploded heli
=AV=Sarah_Gvardia: Heli go boom
TeaM_GiacJr: Fuck you idiots
TeaM_GiacJr: I fucking died
Ahmet_senturk: hi
Crime of Setsuko_Nakamori: suspected by officer James_Copperfield for Chinese girl attack cop cuz he no get rice
[USM]Anas was kicked by (censored to protect reputation) for What do you think about /kick the anus?
And I just happened to say, not even expecting the kick:
Leon_Gvardia: HARDER
koters was banned by David_Omid for speed hacks / superman hack.
David_Omid: that son of a bitch flew in MY CAR
****] ALERT: Andy_Gvardia: PARTIZAN FTW
Cofiliano_Gvardia banned Andy_Gvardia from the channel
Post Merge: May 01, 2010, 08:50:31 pm
*****: Stop using caps
Jimmy_Kudo: IM NOT USING CAPS
*****: Fine, stop holding shift
Jimmy_Kudo: HOW TO STOP HOLDING SHIFT
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rofl
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Mike_Green: CBFasi can you kick me then?
Mike_Green was kicked by [Rstar]CBFasi for in balls.
[NP]InfernalCurse: inferno Sausage, when a suasage is BBQ'd, a lie is told
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[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [Rstar]Agent(88).
[TCL]Tai(94) killed by Server.
Admin [Rstar]Agent(88): :o
Admin [TCL]Tai(94) ..... ****** ***
Made us laugh so hard on admin chat. :lol:
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[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [Rstar]Agent(88).
[TCL]Tai(94) killed by Server.
Admin [Rstar]Agent(88): :o
Admin [TCL]Tai(94) ..... ****** ***
Made us laugh so hard on admin chat. :lol:
ROFL
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[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [Rstar]Agent(88).
[TCL]Tai(94) killed by Server.
Admin [Rstar]Agent(88): :o
Admin [TCL]Tai(94) ..... ****** ***
Made us laugh so hard on admin chat. :lol:
:rofl: :lol:
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[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [Rstar]Agent(88).
[TCL]Tai(94) killed by Server.
Admin [Rstar]Agent(88): :o
Admin [TCL]Tai(94) ..... ****** ***
Made us laugh so hard on admin chat. :lol:
Hahahahaha! :lol:
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Admin =AV= Dave(xx): I feel alone in the moderators list.
Admin TeaM-Wayne(xx): Bring a dildo then.
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[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [Rstar]Agent(88).
[TCL]Tai(94) killed by Server.
Admin [Rstar]Agent(88): :o
Admin [TCL]Tai(94) ..... ****** ***
Made us laugh so hard on admin chat. :lol:
:rofl:
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Admin =AV= Dave(xx): I feel alone in the moderators list.
Admin TeaM-Wayne(xx): Bring a dildo then.
ROFL :lol:
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GiacJr: Where's Geoff
Mr.Valentino: HE'S FUCKING SLEEPING IN HIS BED LEAVE HIM ALONE
*dedicated to Australians*
Play me off keyboard cat! ^^
Post Merge: May 03, 2010, 06:47:34 pm
*****: Stop using caps
Jimmy_Kudo: IM NOT USING CAPS
*****: Fine, stop holding shift
Jimmy_Kudo: HOW TO STOP HOLDING SHIFT
You stole that off me :|
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[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [Rstar]Agent(88).
[TCL]Tai(94) killed by Server.
Admin [Rstar]Agent(88): :o
Admin [TCL]Tai(94) ..... ****** ***
Made us laugh so hard on admin chat. :lol:
LMFAO!!!
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GiacJr: Where's Geoff
Mr.Valentino: HE'S f**kING SLEEPING IN HIS BED LEAVE HIM ALONE
Home and Away? ._.
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Lose this is stupid but funny topic. :P
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Admin =AV= Dave(xx): I feel alone in the moderators list.
Admin TeaM-Wayne(xx): Bring a dildo then.
:rofl: :lol:
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Suspect got killed cuz of his weed:
You killed a surrendered suspect, $250 fine. Try to jail him next time!
=AV=Twenty(5) :o
giro_17(22) says: i did not do that
=AV=Twenty(5) says: Neither did i
giro_17(22) says: i promise
=AV=Twenty(5) says: I promise too
giro_17(22) says: maybe it was god
=AV=Twenty(5) says: Yep
I am an eye in the sky, looking at you!
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Suspect got killed cuz of his weed:
You killed a surrendered suspect, $250 fine. Try to jail him next time!
=AV=Twenty(5) :o
giro_17(22) says: i did not do that
=AV=Twenty(5) says: Neither did i
giro_17(22) says: i promise
=AV=Twenty(5) says: I promise too
giro_17(22) says: maybe it was god
=AV=Twenty(5) says: Yep
I am an eye in the sky, looking at you!
looooool :lol:
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Here some more:
giro_17(22): Police Radio: suspect destroyed, Over.
EliteTerm(3): Police Radio: Do we have a BOLO for an overweight black male with a purple bandana?, Over.
It is payday time, you received $10.
It is payday time, you received $10.
It is payday time, you received $10.
It is payday time, you received $10.
[JB]Darryl_Young(57) has been jailed by [WS]Battle_Kolta for 180 seconds
[JB]Jack_Nelson(33) has been jailed by [WS]Battle_Kolta for 180 seconds
Ashley_Jones(57) has been jailed by [WS]Battle_Kolta for 180 seconds
[SE]Ben_Deleon: (8) smey are you corrupt?
=AV=Twenty: (83) yes
Jerome_Froyan: (36) Yes.
TeaM_Pazienza: (92) yes
[SE]Ben_Deleon: (8) lol
[WS]Smey: (61) haha
[RR]Darren[iS]: (79) yes
Joseph_Almeida: (15) Emo girls are the worst, at least when they try to cut of your penis with a knife
Chase_Greggor: (52) I eat fried cock
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Marcello_Stracci: all DPD must run after suspects as /run 13
ADVERTISEMENT: ARPD Temporary Measures - Bunnyhopping = Speeding, contact KEVIN_HAWK
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[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [Rstar]Agent(88).
[TCL]Tai(94) killed by Server.
Admin [Rstar]Agent(88): :o
Admin [TCL]Tai(94) ..... ****** ***
Made us laugh so hard on admin chat. :lol:
Owned :rofl:
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ADVERTISEMENT: ARPD Temporary Measures - Bunnyhopping = Speeding, contact KEVIN_HAWK
+1
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[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [Rstar]Agent(88).
[TCL]Tai(94) killed by Server.
Admin [Rstar]Agent(88): :o
Admin [TCL]Tai(94) ..... ****** ***
Made us laugh so hard on admin chat. :lol:
Made me laugh too. :rofl:
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He died of slapping xD
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k lets stop lolling and post moar funnay lawgz
Leon_Gvardia was suspected by officer Dream for Driving Recklassly Must go to PD
Leon_Gvardia was suspected by officer Daco_Araatus for ICE CUBE
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[i9]Cyril_Olaso: (113) "I'm not a burger shot restaurant,sorry"
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k lets stop lolling and post moar funnay lawgz
Leon_Gvardia was suspected by officer Dream for Driving Recklassly Must go to PD
Leon_Gvardia was suspected by officer Daco_Araatus for ICE CUBE
*facepalm* lol
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I had to post this
I called frank an dmer(as he shots everyone as a cop at gs9 without roleplaying it), and i was asking for justice and boom tempbanned... but i wasn't actually tempbanned - Script bug o.o or it could be Mr.Justice man :pop: that didn't want me banned :p
I also find it funny, how Frank is allways right, and how he can do whatever he wants...
(http://i41.tinypic.com/1213eb9.png)
Drix, this should be in RS4 bug reports, not SA:MP Funny Chatlogs... Moaning about it all isn't really going to help.
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I had to post this
I called frank an dmer(as he shots everyone as a cop at gs9 without roleplaying it), and i was asking for justice and boom tempbanned... but i wasn't actually tempbanned - Script bug o.o or it could be Mr.Justice man :pop: that didn't want me banned :p
I also find it funny, how Frank is allways right, and how he can do whatever he wants...
(http://i41.tinypic.com/1213eb9.png)
He does not do whatever he wants
You broke some rules there.
Which are; Disrespect, Provoking, Insulting group & person.
You think you get out of it easily? and accuse others of your mistakes?
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Time for xcasio being bored ingame :D
(http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/6358/samp090k.png)
(http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/9596/samp077z.png)
(http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/4999/samp078h.png)
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I love when he's bored
anway, sorry for that post that i did on morning, inmature/unthought posting :devroll:
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xcasio knows how to make huge minus! :D
(http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/6429/samp057b.png)
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Time for xcasio being bored ingame :D
(http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/6358/samp090k.png)
(http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/9596/samp077z.png)
(http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/4999/samp078h.png)
What if someone /qed for the Taxday? :lol:
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What if someone /qed for the Taxday? :lol:
That was A Lucky guy who /Gued :D , damn i was in game when this Happend , I was Like OMG :d Then he Took it off :( ..
:d
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Funny Ad series
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ADVERTISEMENT: Somali Pirates Spotted in SF Harbour... will thek take a ship?, contact Karakal(Phone:5358)
ADVERTISEMENT: News: Dead parrot spotted frling in pet shop, contact Karakal(Phone:5358)
ADVERTISEMENT: News: Dead parrot eaten by Python called Monty, contact Karakal(Phone:5358)
ADVERTISEMENT: [NEWS] Cop Dies as only 1 moose shaped cop fails to rescue, contact [NP]InfernalCurse(Cop died was me :P)
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There are at least two commands that can be used to remove money unless Gimli or someone else changed the command :lol:
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Here some more:
giro_17(22): Police Radio: suspect destroyed, Over.
EliteTerm(3): Police Radio: Do we have a BOLO for an overweight black male with a purple bandana?, Over.
It is payday time, you received $10.
It is payday time, you received $10.
It is payday time, you received $10.
It is payday time, you received $10.
[JB]Darryl_Young(57) has been jailed by [WS]Battle_Kolta for 180 seconds
[JB]Jack_Nelson(33) has been jailed by [WS]Battle_Kolta for 180 seconds
Ashley_Jones(57) has been jailed by [WS]Battle_Kolta for 180 seconds
[SE]Ben_Deleon: (8) smey are you corrupt?
=AV=Twenty: (83) yes
Jerome_Froyan: (36) Yes.
TeaM_Pazienza: (92) yes
[SE]Ben_Deleon: (8) lol
[WS]Smey: (61) haha
[RR]Darren[iS]: (79) yes
Joseph_Almeida: (15) Emo girls are the worst, at least when they try to cut of your penis with a knife
Chase_Greggor: (52) I eat fried cock
Lol That was when me and the other two where robbind CBFasi:rofl:
Jack_Nelson
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Mattew_H(ID:10) was reported by miracle_ALTERLIS(ID:16) for Running/Assault after /gu... nevermind died
LOL
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[WS]Battle_Kolta(43) killed by server
=AV=Grzesiek(8) killed by server
Joseph_Almeida(54) killed by server
[Rstar]CBFasi(32) killed by server
David_Omid (27) killed by server
=AV=Vince(4) killed by server
=AV=Ghunter(14) killed by server
Admin [SD]RoryAnstruther(24): LOL?
Admin =AV=Grzesiek(8): CBF playin' minesweeper...
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CBF planted a bomb, and I pulled the yellow wire :neutral:
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I think it rather was me kicking the bomb.. :D
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Out of nowhere...
PM from Billy_Barney(108): Did you had sex with Maniak Mike?
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Out of nowhere...
PM from Billy_Barney(108): Did you had sex with Maniak Mike?
You did.... :roll:
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Sup3r (??) was suspected by =AV=Nexxt for police doesn't teach how to put condoms on
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PM from Kunemi(13): benfica
PM to Kunemi(13): Sorry, I don't speak spanish :P
PM from Kunemi(13): ITS FUCKING PORTUGESE
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PM from Kunemi(13): benfica
PM to Kunemi(13): Sorry, I don't speak spanish :P
PM from Kunemi(13): ITS f**kING PORTUGESE
Lol owned :lol:
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[WS]Battle_Kolta(43) killed by server
=AV=Grzesiek(8) killed by server
Joseph_Almeida(54) killed by server
[Rstar]CBFasi(32) killed by server
David_Omid (27) killed by server
=AV=Vince(4) killed by server
=AV=Ghunter(14) killed by server
Admin [SD]RoryAnstruther(24): LOL?
Admin =AV=Grzesiek(8): CBF playin' minesweeper...
lol Minesweeper :lol:
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Player1(ID:78) was reported by Player2(ID:33) for hacks. I don't know what kind of hacks, but HACKS
Weed:45343466
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Player1(ID:78) was reported by Player2(ID:33) for hacks. I don't know what kind of hacks, but HACKS
Weed:45343466
Lol o_O Weed hacks? :lol:
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Lol o_O Weed hacks? :lol:
two different chat logs (note the horizontal line)
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Dark_Pheonix: (26) why am i naked all of a sudden
Jamal_Jackson: (51) Does shamal classify as car?
Me: shamal classify as plane
Jamal_Jackson: (51) dear lord did i kill anyone.
Jamal_Jackson: (51) okay i guess not.
piemaster: (57) you ran a red light
Jamal_Jackson: (51) yeah i blew up red light also when my plane crashed..
piemaster: (57) you get warning for now
piemaster: (57) but no more
Jamal_Jackson: (51) okay thank you officer i'll remember to crash plane on green light this time.
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Hank_Rafferty says: That was DM stop lying!
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Hank_Rafferty says: That was DM stop lying!
lol'd
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Todd_Ramey(24) has unsuspected by TeaM_GiacJr(26) - cleared i win
Todd_Ramey(24) has unsuspected by [SASD]Erick(23) - investigated
Todd_Ramey(24) has unsuspected by [WS]Battle_Kolta(17) - investigated
Todd_Ramey(24) has unsuspected by [SASD]Erick(23) - you suck giac!
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Todd_Ramey(24) has unsuspected by TeaM_GiacJr(26) - cleared i win
Todd_Ramey(24) has unsuspected by [SASD]Erick(23) - investigated
Todd_Ramey(24) has unsuspected by [WS]Battle_Kolta(17) - investigated
Todd_Ramey(24) has unsuspected by [SASD]Erick(23) - you suck giac!
:conf:
:rofl:
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Todd_Ramey(24) has unsuspected by TeaM_GiacJr(26) - cleared i win
Todd_Ramey(24) has unsuspected by [SASD]Erick(23) - investigated
Todd_Ramey(24) has unsuspected by [WS]Battle_Kolta(17) - investigated
Todd_Ramey(24) has unsuspected by [SASD]Erick(23) - you suck giac!
Freaking loled right there! :lol:
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=AV=Grzesiek: Spectating DMers is better than watching an action channel on TV!
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=AV=Grzesiek: Spectating DMers is better than watching an action channel on TV!
:rofl:
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[ALS]RyanC:What colour should our buffalo's and limo's be?
=AVt=Shinnav[ALS]:Piiiiiiiiiiiink <333
[ALS]Roel:Pink :P
[ALS]RyanC:we are not escorting nexxt, so we dont need pink :p.
lol
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[ALS]RyanC:What colour should our buffalo's and limo's be?
=AVt=Shinnav[ALS]:Piiiiiiiiiiiink <333
[ALS]Roel:Pink :P
[ALS]RyanC:we are not escorting nexxt, so we dont need pink :p.
lol
:rofl:
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Demoniak(13): do u suck cok?
[ALSa]TonyR[RR]: Yes, that will be 100$.
Demoniak(13): my mom is cheaper
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Demoniak(13): do u suck cok?
[ALSa]TonyR[RR]: Yes, that will be 100$.
Demoniak(13): my mom is cheaper
LOL :lol:
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Demoniak(13): do u suck cok?
[ALSa]TonyR[RR]: Yes, that will be 100$.
Demoniak(13): my mom is cheaper
oh my
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Demoniak(13): do u suck cok?
[ALSa]TonyR[RR]: Yes, that will be 100$.
Demoniak(13): my mom is cheaper
hahahahahahahahaaha
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Admin [Rstar]Husky(65): lol vince ur pissing from ass
Admin =AV=Vince(100): LOL?
Admin [Rstar]CBFasi(19): he not perfect
Admin =AV=Vince(100): omg
Admin TeaM_JayL(118): LMAO
Admin [WS]Battle_Kolta(80): lol CBF
Admin [Rstar]CBFasi(19): at least its not head
Admin =AV=Vince(100): OMG
We were in CBF's house so when CBF went to the toilet...
[Rstar]CBFasi(19) turns lighs off
Dutchy(7) killed by Server
[Rstar]Husky(65) killed by Server
[Rstar]CBFasi(19) killed by Server
=AV=Vince(100) killed by Server
=AV=GHunter(126) killed by Server
[NP]InfernalCurse(44) killed by Server
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We were in CBF's house so when CBF went to the toilet...
[Rstar]CBFasi(19) turns lighs off
Dutchy(7) killed by Server
[Rstar]Husky(65) killed by Server
[Rstar]CBFasi(19) killed by Server
=AV=Vince(100) killed by Server
=AV=GHunter(126) killed by Server
[NP]InfernalCurse(44) killed by Server
That was so much fun! :lol:
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[Rstar]CBFasi(19) turns lighs off
Dutchy(7) killed by Server
[Rstar]Husky(65) killed by Server
[Rstar]CBFasi(19) killed by Server
=AV=Vince(100) killed by Server
=AV=GHunter(126) killed by Server
[NP]InfernalCurse(44) killed by Server
Scared to death because you're afraid of the dark? :razz:
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[Rstar]CBFasi(19) turns lighs off
Dutchy(7) killed by Server
[Rstar]Husky(65) killed by Server
[Rstar]CBFasi(19) killed by Server
=AV=Vince(100) killed by Server
=AV=GHunter(126) killed by Server
[NP]InfernalCurse(44) killed by Server
Weeping Angels!
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jWNhyMUpjSE/S4_oFdEQf6I/AAAAAAAAFvw/6U2L__r8ZOk/s400/weeping-angels_l.jpg)
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Lol, i remeber when that happend in the house :D It was late as hell also lol
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That's not really funny?
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That's not really funny?
I agree something weird, something weird :lol:
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Mikro is blind and an officer is helping him. The funny part is on the end, but you need the rest a little to understand. :)
[BF]MIkro says: I only need a seat in the park to rest.
=AVt=Uninhibited grabs his arm
Walked to a seat
=AVt=Uninhibited says: Here, sit here.
[BF]MIkro says: Thanks you sir!
=AVt=Uninhibited says: Have a rest man.
=AVt=Uninhibited helps him to sit down
[BF]MIkro sits down
=AVt=Uninhibited says: Take a rest and if you ever need help, call me.
[BF]Mikro says: Sure sure.
=AVt=Uninhibited takes a notebook from his jacket and writes his number on it
=AVt=Uninhibited hands it
=AVt=Uninhibited says: This is my number.
[BF]Mikro takes the paper with his number.
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LOL!!!
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=AV=Josh: Police Radio: Kill twenty 10-4,Over.
=AV=Twenty: Police Radio: 10-4,10-76,Over.
1 sec later:
Dispatch:*Internal Message From Hospital*: Call from Kris_Sanders
Dispatch: Incident: I Might need a Hearse ready,LSPD,twenty is driving the PD car
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I_Can_not_log was kicked by =AV=Vince(0) for We_Know_Please_Stand_By.
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David_Omid: all people who can't log in - do not panic, everything is being sorted
I_Can_Not_Log was kicked by =AV=Vince for We_Know_Please_Stand_By
DONT_KICK_OMG was kicked by =AV=Vince for WE_HAVE_TO_SORRY
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CJ_Banks(17) was given a banana for 35 seconds by [i9]Rusty_Culver(22)
CJ_Banks(17) killed by server
[SD]RoryAnstruther: (3) death by banana
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Just found old screenshot lol...
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Just found old screenshot lol...
I was one of them, don't remember what one.
CJ_Banks(17) was given a banana for 35 seconds by [i9]Rusty_Culver(22)
CJ_Banks(17) killed by server
[SD]RoryAnstruther: (3) death by banana
Admin abuse, you should put it in his mouth not somewhere else.
This was not his mouth obviously.
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Just found old screenshot lol...
/changename was free back then.. :D
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Pilot [i9]Cyril_Olaso(122): I'm a terrorist! Allah Akbar!, over.
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(http://i49.tinypic.com/30lp1m0.jpg)
[SD]RoryAnstruther was banned by [i9]Frank_Hawk(63) For Financial Hacks
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(http://i49.tinypic.com/30lp1m0.jpg)
[SD]RoryAnstruther was banned by [i9]Frank_Hawk(63) For Financial Hacks
:eek: Frank pulled a Tai or... :wow:
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(http://i49.tinypic.com/30lp1m0.jpg)
[SD]RoryAnstruther was banned by [i9]Frank_Hawk(63) For Financial Hacks
How is that funny?
Admin abuse, you should put it in his mouth not somewhere else.
This was not his mouth obviously.
LOL
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Pilot [i9]Cyril_Olaso(122): I'm a terrorist! Allah Akbar!, over.
Ben Samiir almost banned me for saying that, the only reason I didn't get banned was that some other admin kicked me first. :roll:
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Ben Samiir almost banned me for saying that, the only reason I didn't get banned was that some other admin kicked me first. :roll:
Well that's lucky. :D
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Ben Samiir almost banned me for saying that, the only reason I didn't get banned was that some other admin kicked me first. :roll:
If you're going to RP an "Islamic" extremist-terrorist, there is a way to speak of Allah without pissing off the muslim population. Don't use it too plainly. :wink:
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Vince: 12 vince is coming for you, 34 lock your door, 56 hide your kids 78 he wont be late 9 10 (I can't remember the word, ajhid or something that means Holy War, he will know :D )
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Guys, this is for funny chatlogs, not for chitchat, get posting some funny chatlogs again :evil:
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Time is 13:37 server time (CET)
:D
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Time is 13:37 server time (CET)
:D
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
...gosh
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Time is 13:37 server time (CET)
:D
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH LOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Post some funny things, not random stuff, guys. D:
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You reported [Rstar]Jaaskaa to admins for smelling bad
TeaM_BlueFox is looking into your report
TeaM_BlueFox: Jaaskaa, please use soap before you screw Giac >.>
TeaM_GiacJr: lol
[Rstar]Jaaskaa: XD
***[xxxx] =AV=Nexxt: I am continuing to write my tik tok parody
***[xxxx] =AV=Nexxt: for Bianceroni
***[xxxx] =AV=Nexxt: "knock knock"
***[xxxx] TeaM_GiacJr: HAHAHAHAHAH
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You reported [Rstar]Jaaskaa to admins for smelling bad
TeaM_BlueFox is looking into your report
TeaM_BlueFox: Jaaskaa, please use soap before you screw Giac >.>
TeaM_GiacJr: lol
[Rstar]Jaaskaa: XD
***[xxxx] =AV=Nexxt: I am continuing to write my tik tok parody
***[xxxx] =AV=Nexxt: for Bianceroni
***[xxxx] =AV=Nexxt: "knock knock"
***[xxxx] TeaM_GiacJr: HAHAHAHAHAH
hahahahaha :rofl:
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(http://evo.mmarchive.com/images/sa/1336.png)
That vehicle has been scrapped, thank you for recycling...
You entered a Bandito (637), owner: SALES Vehicle
All of your details seem fine and your bank has cleared you for this transaction...
Your vehicle id will be 1336
You bought a vehicle, you can make it spawn at your desired location by using /savecar
You entered a Bandito(1336), owner: [NPS]b2311e
Look at the ID!
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What's so funny? When you buy a vehicle, you get a new vehicle, not the one, you were in.
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What's so funny? When you buy a vehicle, you get a new vehicle, not the one, you were in.
ID: 1336....
It's funny because it's a 1 number before 1337 which is a Computer language term for Elite...
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What's so funny? When you buy a vehicle, you get a new vehicle, not the one, you were in.
I know, think what comes after 1336....!
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[WS]Battle_Kolta was banned by [Rstar]xcasio(50) for speed hacks.
=AV=Inkognito was banned by [Rstar]xasio(50) for speed hacks
How many times can our dear Gimli fail?
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[AV]JDC_Kolta: This woman needs some CPR bad.
Freecop1: Hmm, she'll need mouth-to-mouth.
Freecop2: You do it!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: No, you do it!
Freecop1: Wait, I have an idea. *ding*
[AV]JDC_Kolta: What idea? :0
Freecop1: Okay, now jam the bike pump into her mouth.
Freecop2: What if she explodes?
Freecop1: That would be AWESOME!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: omg...
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That chatlog has been posted already
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Twenty's Driving School!!
Me: Twenty teach me how to drive car
=AV=Twenty: (49) Keep Pressing W
Me: What if theres curve ahead?
=AV=Twenty: (49) Just keep pressing W
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[WS]Battle_Kolta was banned by [Rstar]xcasio(50) for speed hacks.
=AV=Inkognito was banned by [Rstar]xasio(50) for speed hacks
Did I miss something? :lol:
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Player(XX): Can I change the look of my house,inside ?
Me(XX): Yes you can,speak with xcasio for that!
[Rstar]xcasio has joined the server
Why at that time,I think he got an invisible function for server,like yahoo messenger.... :war:
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Player(XX): Can I change the look of my house,inside ?
Me(XX): Yes you can,speak with xcasio for that!
[Rstar]xcasio has joined the server
Hmmm.... Coincidental ocasions are funny when you actually experience them, but if you see it in a quote, it's not really worth to be in the funny chatlogs, IMO..
Anyway, someone should update the list of chatlogs! It's kinda outdated! :roll:
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Hmmm.... Coincidental ocasions are funny when you actually experience them, but if you see it in a quote, it's not really worth to be in the funny chatlogs, IMO..
Anyway, someone should update the list of chatlogs! It's kinda outdated! :roll:
Yes,you are right. :lol:
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From a while ago.
Admin =AV=Grzesiek(xx): CBF, you started a fire at GS9?
Admin [Rstar]CBFasi(xx): Not sure what 14 is.
Admin =AV=Grzesiek(xx): It's GS9 alright.
=AV=Grzesiek(xx) killed by Server
Being an admin and reporting other admins has it's downsides...mainly the double messaging...
Giggle_Cream(xx) was reported by =AV=Dave(xx) for Has hunter and admitted to DM!
You reported Giggle_Cream(xx) to admins for Has hunter and admitted to DM!
Giggle_Cream(xx) is looking into your report
Giggle_Cream(xx) is looking into the report from =AV=Dave(xx)
=AV=SkyHawk(xx) is looking into your report
=AV=SkyHawk(xx) is looking into the report from =AV=Dave(xx)
TeaM_Wayne(xx) is looking into your report
TeaM_Wayne(xx) is looking into the report from =AV=Dave(xx)
=AV=Grzesiek(xx) is looking into your report
=AV=Grzesiek(xx) is looking into the report from =AV=Dave(xx)
[WS]Battle_Kolta(xx) is looking into your report
[WS]Battle_Kolta(xx) is looking into the report from =AV=Dave(xx)
The random things that can happen when you're truckin'.
Romeo_Ancelotti(xx) puts a gun to the driver's forehead
=AV=Dave(xx) says: Oh lord!
Romeo_Ancelotti(xx) says: Do as I say, and I won't blow your head off!
Romeo_Ancelotti(xx)says: What's the load?
=AV=Dave(xx) says: Cok-o-pops.
Romeo_Ancelotti(xx) puts the gun to his own head.
Romeo_Ancelotti(xx) shouts: I hate cereal!!
Romeo_Ancelotti(xx) says: Anyway, what's up?
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The random things that can happen when you're truckin'.
Romeo_Ancelotti(xx) puts a gun to the driver's forehead
=AV=Dave(xx) says: Oh lord!
Romeo_Ancelotti(xx) says: Do as I say, and I won't blow your head off!
Romeo_Ancelotti(xx)says: What's the load?
=AV=Dave(xx) says: Cok-o-pops.
Romeo_Ancelotti(xx) puts the gun to his own head.
Romeo_Ancelotti(xx) shouts: I hate cereal!!
Romeo_Ancelotti(xx) says: Anyway, what's up?
I hate cereal! :rofl:
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I have abit here....
CalciumMagnesiumZinc says /pm 88 HELLO I KIDNAP UR CA PAY $5000 FOR HIM OR I WILL KILL HIM
Slatkaristika was suspected by officer [GR]RalpH for showing midlefinger, btw go clean your finger!
Advertisement : im looking for a nice chemical reaction, contact CalciummagnesiumZinc
CHin_ChLeN was banned by =AV=Grzesiek for no turbo charged sentinels please.
Unknown :Are you sure he hacked those rocket launchers :P
[Rstar]Pancher : No
I made the panda fly..
me You flew up and over the edge of the bridge lol
[Rstart]Panda :|
[Rstart]Panda i wuz like
[Rstart]Panda what is this guy
[Rstart]Panda FBI???????????????????????????????????????? WTFGGFFFF noany.
[Rstart]Panda Then i was swimming like f**kINGWINDOWS98
Jcstoods :We can just say we are transfering them, and if a freecop kills them, just blame LSPD
JCstoods : What ?
Jcstoods : Better than deporting
[BS]Livi_Newton [xx] has been given a banana for 120 seconds by admin [Rstar]Icyero
[BS]Livi_Newton [xx] has been given a banana for 120 seconds by admin [i9]Rusty_Culver
[BS]Livi_Newton [xx] has been given a banana for 100 seconds by admin [WS]Battle_Kolta
[Rstar]Icyaero LOL
[BS]Livi_Newton [xx] has been given a banana for 120 seconds by admin [i9]Rusty_Culver
Unknown guy : Do you think he needs a banana?
[Rstar]Jaaskaa We will pack the big airballoon into the rancher and deploy if needed.
[Rstar]Sammir : i need to re.futy
[Rstar]Sammir : re.suty
[Rstar]Sammir : re.guty
[Rstar]Sammir : re.duty
[Rstar]CBFasi tried to own himself :P
[Rstar]CBFasi Dammn typo!
Team_Pazienza puts a condom on his head
Team_Pazienza says : this is usefull for the headache
Team_Pazienza says : i'm serious
=AV=Inkognito : Casio, that dollar sign at the atm's is not going to be good.
Hwaldar_Ancelotti :Newcommers will vandalise our atm boxes in order to get cash!
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^^
lol'd
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TeaM_Pazienza puts a condom on his head
TeaM_Pazienza says : this is useful for the headache
TeaM_Pazienza says : I'm serious
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(http://i48.tinypic.com/6sglfk.png)
???????
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(http://i433.photobucket.com/albums/qq59/crayzie/lol-1.png)
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lol dm threat
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(http://i433.photobucket.com/albums/qq59/crayzie/lol-1.png)
I lol'd at that was that in one day? That would be awesome :lol:
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Na it was over like 5 days or something. :poke:
All random SS's ive got
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Wow, This is one darn funny, It made me lol for about 10 minutes :lol:
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(http://i433.photobucket.com/albums/qq59/crayzie/lol-1.png)
MODERATOR EDIT : If think he is abusing report it to [email protected]
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bluefox is abusing his admin rights to troll all argonath players :trust:
Perhaps...
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Got a complaint? Use the goddamn email.
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Got a complaint? Use the goddamn email.
Who said I was complaining, dont have a hernia now.
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I wasn't talking about you, MadBoi.
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Nice place name :lol:
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(http://i433.photobucket.com/albums/qq59/crayzie/Weird.png)
I remember the bottom one in that picture, i couldn't stop laughing xD
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Here's some chatlogs from today :D
We wanted to know what Dutchy is, but we didn't get a "right" answer, or so we thought.
What is Dutchy? uhhh, dunno.. He's a lot of things.... :lol:
(http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/3803/whatisdutchyheisuhhhalo.png)
So he is uhhh... Albanian, Russian, Estonian, German, Dutch, Martian, Alien Life form from another Universe, and a moondog's neighbor on the moon... AKA Husky! Woof~ >:3
/facepalm
What is Dutchy?
Did you try asking him?
Yep.
What did he say?
Well.... He could be the son of thousands of life forms around the universe... so he could be anything ;) :lol: :razz:
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I'm Not Dutch... I'm Hagenees...
Still lol'd though. :razz:
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I'm Not Dutch... I'm Hagenees...
Still lol'd though. :razz:
Hageness? omg a new one???
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Hageness? omg a new one???
Hagenees. A resident of the Dutch city called "Den Haag". Although, on international maps you'll see it as "The Hague". So Dutchy is from the same town Gandalf lives (if I recall correctly!) :)
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[quote autho :razz:r=RaSgO link=topic=29733.msg784238#msg784238 date=1275064985]
Hagenees. A resident of the Dutch city called "Den Haag". Although, on international maps you'll see it as "The Hague". So Dutchy is from the same town Gandalf lives (if I recall correctly!) :)
[/quote]
Omg, he lives in Den Haag? I thought he lived near Rotterdam Airport... Wait.. That IS Den Haag.. lolol...
Wikipedia noob...
Post Merge: May 29, 2010, 12:46:15 am
Jeffrey(10) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
(10) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
Oh CBF! U so UnderCover! :razz:
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I wasn't talking about you, MadBoi.
Next time Read the fucking manual quote to whom you are posting.
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I bet you are high everyday Dutchy,you god damn lucky dutch :cool:
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Next time Read the f**king manual quote to whom you are posting.
It ain't really that hard to see who's insulting who.
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I bet you are high everyday Dutchy,you god damn lucky dutch :cool:
Smoking weed than going to work!
Nah, I'm not really active in the weed world...
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Smoking weed than going to work!
Nah, I'm not really active in the weed world...
Uhu..... :razz:
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Uhu..... :razz:
Well with not really active I mean that I don't blow every day. :P
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Well with not really active I mean that I don't blow every day. :P
Okay that is true.
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/me takes his cuffs and cuffs XXXXX
The other guy goes: Omg, that's non-rp, how did you know my name? ))
:rofl:
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lol.... power on action !!!!!!!!!1111 baaaaan
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I had a "Lucky New Player Event", which is me giving a new player 20k.
[ADVERTISEMENT] [CM]Lil_Wayne won!!, contact =AV=Aksel(155822).
PM from [CM]Lil_Wayne(15): i need more
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I had a "Lucky New Player Event", which is me giving a new player 20k.
[ADVERTISEMENT] [CM]Lil_Wayne won!!, contact =AV=Aksel(155822).
PM from [CM]Lil_Wayne(15): i need more
Oh new player, you so thankfull, new player!
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I had a "Lucky New Player Event", which is me giving a new player 20k.
[ADVERTISEMENT] [CM]Lil_Wayne won!!, contact =AV=Aksel(155822).
PM from [CM]Lil_Wayne(15): i need more
Haha, good one :)
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Well I was looking through my old screenshots and found this :lol:
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This is Funny Chat logs NOT funny chat screenshots so please type logs out
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Well I was looking through my old screenshots and found this :lol:
(http://i46.tinypic.com/23u38ro.jpg)
Crime of ilakon_Koltsov(33): suspected by officer =AV=Nexxt[CS](98) for 10-51 (Man drunk) and eating my alcoholics meter
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Devin_Gvardia(52) was suspected by officer =AV=Nexxt(60) for homoseksual car raper
JosephA_Araatus: (28) LOL
Devin_Gvardia(52) was suspected by officer =AV=Nexxt(60) for lesbian* car raper
Ozone: (43) AHAHAAHAHAH
JosephA_Araatus: (28) YES
Devin_Gvardia: (52) -.-
JosephA_Araatus: (28) Frigging Les pls!!!
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LOL, had to bring this up!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: This woman needs some CPR bad.
Freecop1: Hmm, she'll need mouth-to-mouth.
Freecop2: You do it!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: No, you do it!
Freecop1: Wait, I have an idea. *ding*
[AV]JDC_Kolta: What idea? :0
Freecop1: Okay, now jam the bike pump into her mouth.
Freecop2: What if she explodes?
Freecop1: That would be AWESOME!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: omg...
Twenty's Driving School!!
Me: Twenty teach me how to drive car
=AV=Twenty: (49) Keep Pressing W
Me: What if theres curve ahead?
=AV=Twenty: (49) Just keep pressing W
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So that is Twenty's technique to driving, no wonder she goes through soo many cars daily... :redface:
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So that is Twenty's technique to driving, no wonder she goes through soo many cars daily... :redface:
Wonder why everyone is saying that Twenty need to watch out, she only presses W
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Wonder why everyone is saying that Twenty need to watch out, she only presses W
Some say, she is lacking in the following keys, a,s,d and space.
All we know, is that she's called "The Twenty"
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Some say, she is lacking in the following keys, a,s,d and space.
All we know, is that she's called "The Twenty"
=AV=
lol top gear
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It ain't really that hard to see who's insulting who.
Believe me, to other people, it is.
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These logs goes to my signature!
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This happened to me today. Admins at the time wanted to unsuspect me, but they didn't have the power. All because of this grammatical fail.
Matthew_Green has been suspected by Matthew_Welsh(XX) for Wreckless Driving
But doesn't that mean that I have perfect driving?
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I had to post this, laughed my ass off so hard from it even myself. :lol:
[Rstar]IcyAero flies over [ALS]ChuckNorris
[Rstar]IcyAero(xx): Is it a bug?! Is it a bird?! No! It's Chuck Norris without a car!
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I really LMFAO when you said that... Hahahahaha
I was about to post it :(
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=AV=Inkognito : Casio, that dollar sign at the atm's is not going to be good.
Hwaldar_Ancelotti :Newcommers will vandalise our atm boxes in order to get cash!
Actually both lines were mine :p
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[Rstar]xcasio: It's very small
Jack_Bauer: Talking about your penis again casio?
[Rstar]xcasio: No you!
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Nick_Ancelotti: Whats 1+1 i need help on my math homework? [Jking]
Green: 2!
Nick: No, don't lie to me its 4!
Gandalf: No nick, its 10!
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Lies, Gandalf:1+1=10
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Lies, Gandalf:1+1=10
It's infact 11!!!!!!
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Lies, Gandalf:1+1=10
Gandalf is right. 10 is 2 in binary :roll:
There are 10 types of people - those who understand the binary system and those who don't.
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There are 10 types of people - those who understand the binary system and those who don't.
Am I the only one who understood that? lol.
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the amount of chat logs that are funny in the last 100 pages is just amazing
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Am I the only one who understood that? lol.
Nope. But it took me awhile to get it.
10= 1*21+0*20=2
So it's 2 types of people :)
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Nope. But it took me awhile to get it.
10= 1*21+0*20=2
So it's 2 types of people :)
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Nope. But it took me awhile to get it.
10= 1*21+0*20=2
So it's 2 types of people :)
Thanks, you just broke my brains.
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There are 10 types of people - those who understand the binary system and those who don't.
That is on the wall in my IT classroom :lol:
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Well, this happened to me last night. Rory pulled a Tai.
Matthew_Green has been banned by [ACSD]RoryAnstruther(5) for RPG YAY!!!
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wait wtf y wood he ban u 4 rpg in rpg server ???
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RPG = Rocket Launcher too ^^
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Argonath Rocket Propelled Grenade Server! :bow:
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what is ACSD??
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Argonath County Sheriffs Department,former SASD
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ok tnx
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Well, this happened to me last night. Rory pulled a Tai.
Matthew_Green has been banned by [ACSD]RoryAnstruther(5) for RPG YAY!!!
hahaha :lol:
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funny things around here!
you guys remember catzu saying: no admins online, hax on!
someone said : do you put them on?
catu: I have the already on.
then he got banned for aditting hacks;p
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I was a cop....then this happened
You have been unsuspected. Be a good citizen!
[NPS]b2311e(22) has been unsuspected by [WS]Battle_Kolta(87) - Self defense requested by u22
[WS]Battle_Kolta(87) Wops, over
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Fail battle!! :razz:
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My chat was a wall of spam :( so switched around the two id's i had :D
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That happens to me all the time :lol:
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: On TS in Air Support Channel :
HarveyJr: Alan what SWAT rank are you ?
Husky+Fawkes+Alan: Commander
HarveyJr: Commando ?
- Husky bursts out laughing for next 5 mins -
Alan: Whats Commando ?
Husky: Google "Go Commando"
- Alan Googles Go Commando -
Alan: Go Commando - The practice of wearing no underwear.
- Husky pisses himself laughing :lol: -
Then for the rest of the night we took the mick out of Alan for going Commando :3
- later on -
HarveyJr: Hows going commando Alan ?
Alan: Do you want a copban ?
Husky: If you copban him i ban you from server!!!
-Alan goes quiet-
- later on /r -
HavreyJr: Alan
HavreyJr: Alan
HavreyJr: Alan
HavreyJr: Alan
HarveyJr: Steve
HarveyJr: Steve
HarveyJr: Steve
-random cop: STOP SPAM!
HarveyJr: Ok
-5 mins later-
HavreyJr: Alan
HavreyJr: Alan
HavreyJr: Alan
-husky on TeamSpeak: NOT AGAIN HARVEY!!!
- HarveyJr on TS: I'm only asking his 10-20
HavreyJr: Alan what's your 10-20 ?
-Husky on TS: WHY DONT YOU FUCKING ASK ON TEAMSPEAK!?!?!?!
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: On TS in Air Support Channel :
HarveyJr: Alan what SWAT rank are you ?
Husky+Fawkes+Alan: Commander
HarveyJr: Commando ?
- Husky bursts out laughing for next 5 mins -
Alan: Whats Commando ?
Husky: Google "Go Commando"
- Alan Googles Go Commando -
Alan: Go Commando - The practice of wearing no underwear.
- Husky pisses himself laughing :lol: -
Then for the rest of the night we took the mick out of Alan for going Commando :3
- later on -
HarveyJr: Hows going commando Alan ?
Alan: Do you want a copban ?
Husky: If you copban him i ban you from server!!!
-Alan goes quiet-
- later on /r -
HavreyJr: Alan
HavreyJr: Alan
HavreyJr: Alan
HavreyJr: Alan
HarveyJr: Steve
HarveyJr: Steve
HarveyJr: Steve
-random cop: STOP SPAM!
HarveyJr: Ok
-5 mins later-
HavreyJr: Alan
HavreyJr: Alan
HavreyJr: Alan
-husky on TeamSpeak: NOT AGAIN HARVEY!!!
- HarveyJr on TS: I'm only asking his 10-20
HavreyJr: Alan what's your 10-20 ?
-Husky on TS: WHY DONT YOU f**kING ASK ON TEAMSPEAK!?!?!?!
Lol'd at the first one
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HarveyJr: Hows going commando Alan ?
Alan: Do you want a copban ?
Husky: If you copban him i ban you from server!!!
-Alan goes quiet-
Actualy my reply to that was not going quiet, it was this:
HarveyJr: Hows going commando Alan ?
Alan: Do you want a copban ?
Husky: If you copban him i ban you from server!!!
Alan: I dont care
Husky: My banhammer is bigger than yours(refering to my copbanhammer)
Alan: It's not how big it is, it's how you use it.
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Actualy my reply to that was not going quiet, it was this:
HarveyJr: Hows going commando Alan ?
Alan: Do you want a copban ?
Husky: If you copban him i ban you from server!!!
Alan: I dont care
Husky: My banhammer is bigger than yours(refering to my copbanhammer)
Alan: It's not how big it is, it's how you use it.
Sorry i didn't catch the end bit :P
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Why do you post TS Logs on SA-MP Logs topic? don't tell me they include SA-MP on it... but there's no point of posting them here, when topic's meant to be for SA-MP o.o
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Why do you post TS Logs on SA-MP Logs topic? don't tell me they include SA-MP on it... but there's no point of posting them here, when topic's meant to be for SA-MP o.o
I was in the SAPD Channel - San Andreas Police Department it's associated with SAMP ;)
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Ok, now never mind what I said ;P since you were in SA-MP Channel o.o
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funny things around here!
you guys remember catzu saying: no admins online, hax on!
someone said : do you put them on?
catu: I have the already on.
then he got banned for aditting hacks;p
LOL so that is why he got banned :P
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Why do I keep looking at this topic expecting something funny like in the old days? :devroll:
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Why do I keep looking at this topic expecting something funny like in the old days? :devroll:
:O TS was funny :cry:
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:mad: : That isnt FUNNY!!! I almost kill my mom,burn the house and jump infront of a car. :mad:
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Why do I keep looking at this topic expecting something funny like in the old days? :devroll:
I didn't find anything funny in the "Rocket grenade against tanks"
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Luis.: Why Radio OFF don't have music?????
Obvisiously he doesn't understand the Radio-channels of San Andreas :lol:
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You have been given a banana for 15 seconds an can not talk.
After one second..
Your banana has been lifted, you can now talk.
=AV=Hidduh: (xx) Wrong ID?
[Rstar]Husky: (xx) no it was a flying banana
No idea why I laughed really hard when this happened.. :lol:
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Luis.: Why Radio OFF don't have music?????
o.o
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(http://i48.tinypic.com/25g5dsm.jpg)
Funny FAIL!!
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(http://i48.tinypic.com/25g5dsm.jpg)
Funny FAIL!!
I cannot see what it says... Could you maybe type it?
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(http://i48.tinypic.com/25g5dsm.jpg)
Funny FAIL!!
why in the world would u post such a small picture?
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It says [ACSD]Larry Lawless (18): Pancher Pm on for Sex
he ment Sec but now it makes it sound Horny
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Why do I keep looking at this topic expecting something funny like in the old days? :devroll:
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(http://207.199.174.56/img/wpfZFOyVdf_i-saw-what-you-did-there-4.jpg)
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Why do I keep looking at this topic expecting something funny like in the old days?
Double that, Giac.
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Why do I keep looking at this topic expecting something funny like in the old days?
Triple that GiacJr :D
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why is this thread still open? its supposed to have funny chat logs..
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Back on topic start posting some funny chat logs!
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Okay, Today gvardia were kidnapping two ppl by my house.
I ride up in my buffalo, I see 3 gvarida cars, And i see Jesus_Rennigato and another guy in the burrito, Okay. So i walk up and say..
/s LOL GVARDIA IS KIDNAPPING JESUS
/s CAN I HALP PLOX?
Gvardias: LOOOOOOOOOL.))
[They asked me to post this, They thought it was funny :lol:]
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Okay, Today gvardia were kidnapping two ppl by my house.
I ride up in my buffalo, I see 3 gvarida cars, And i see Jesus_Rennigato and another guy in the burrito, Okay. So i walk up and say..
/s LOL GVARDIA IS KIDNAPPING JESUS
/s CAN I HALP PLOX?
Gvardias: LOOOOOOOOOL.something weird
[They asked me to post this, They thought it was funny :lol:]
(http://i48.tinypic.com/vqs6tj.jpg)
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Yet another troll, welcome Sir.
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Yet another troll, welcome Sir.
(http://www.hobotraveler.com/blogphotos01/207-517-do-not-feed-troll.jpg)
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(http://www.hobotraveler.com/blogphotos01/207-517-do-not-feed-troll.jpg)
lol
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95 percent of the shit that's posted here isn't even funny anymore.
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fix'd
100 percent of the shit that's posted here isn't even funny anymore.
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Okay, Today gvardia were kidnapping two ppl by my house.
I ride up in my buffalo, I see 3 gvarida cars, And i see Jesus_Rennigato and another guy in the burrito, Okay. So i walk up and say..
/s LOL GVARDIA IS KIDNAPPING JESUS
/s CAN I HALP PLOX?
Gvardias: LOOOOOOOOOL.something weird
[They asked me to post this, They thought it was funny :lol:]
that one sucked, yo
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that one sucked, yo
true story
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Cry more.
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Not realy needed. -battle
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Cookie?
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Not needed here. -battle
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Not needed here. -battle
Wrong topic, post it here (http://www.argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?topic=546).
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Guys, knock it off.
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: On TS in Air Support Channel :
HarveyJr: Alan what SWAT rank are you ?
Husky+Fawkes+Alan: Commander
HarveyJr: Commando ?
- Husky bursts out laughing for next 5 mins -
Alan: Whats Commando ?
Husky: Google "Go Commando"
- Alan Googles Go Commando -
Alan: Go Commando - The practice of wearing no underwear.
- Husky pisses himself laughing :lol: -
Then for the rest of the night we took the mick out of Alan for going Commando :3
- later on -
HarveyJr: Hows going commando Alan ?
Alan: Do you want a copban ?
Husky: If you copban him i ban you from server!!!
-Alan goes quiet-
- later on /r -
HavreyJr: Alan
HavreyJr: Alan
HavreyJr: Alan
HavreyJr: Alan
HarveyJr: Steve
HarveyJr: Steve
HarveyJr: Steve
-random cop: STOP SPAM!
HarveyJr: Ok
-5 mins later-
HavreyJr: Alan
HavreyJr: Alan
HavreyJr: Alan
-husky on TeamSpeak: NOT AGAIN HARVEY!!!
- HarveyJr on TS: I'm only asking his 10-20
HavreyJr: Alan what's your 10-20 ?
-Husky on TS: WHY DONT YOU f**kING ASK ON TEAMSPEAK!?!?!?!
:lol: only funny one
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Guys, knock it off.
Thanks, No one has humor these days.
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Aragorn: why did you ram me?
Madboi_Seville: accident
Aragorn: hah wRONg answer
GiacJr: lol
[Rstar]Lionz: lol
HQ: All units APB: Reporter: [WS]Matthew check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: I thought this was phone sex?, Suspect: Unknown
[WS]Altair: omfg
[WS]Altair: Matthew
[WS]Matthew: lol
INVENTORY of Medved(35):
Cash: 999999999
Screen cash: 999999999
GiacJr tried to ban Medved; Main admins will be notified
Not allowed to ban same or higher level admins
Admin GiacJr: wtf...
[few mins later]
Admin [GSF]Santino: ohhh...
Admin [GSF]Santino: must be
Admin [GSF]Santino: Aragorn!
Admin Medved: :(
Admin GiacJr: hahahaha
Admin GiacJr: I guess I am a bit of a drama queen...
Admin GiacJr: KING
Admin GiacJr: Drama king!
Admin [Rstar]Husky: LMAO
Admin [Rstar]Pancher: :P
HOUSE 369: MY HOUSE
OWNER: SAURON
VALUE: 13371337
GiacJr was reported by DeeJay for Being a sexy fox
Admin DeeJay: rawr
Admin GiacJr: :3
Suziki was banned by GiacJr for because toyota is better
[AK]JDCdes: Might as well /ad party at admins jail many ppl there
You are jailed for misconduct
GiacJr was jailed by GiacJr for misconduct
GiacJr: you lied :<
GiacJr: there's nobody here :(
Neeger_Kuult was banned by GiacJr for bye olari, best wishes, love you
Admin [ALS]Carbon: LOL
Admin [Rstar]Husky: o_o
[AK]JDCdes: LOL
Pixy: XD
Admin [ALS]Inkognito: /ban 11 armour hax
GiacJr(11) teleported to GiacJr(11)
Admin [Rstar]Pancher: :D
Admin [ALS]Inkognito: :D
Admin [Rstar]Husky: -.-
Admin GiacJr: -_-
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GiacJr sir, you are gullible :3
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lmao giac
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I remember him banned me once.
*Drilon_Brooker joined the server.*
Drilon_Brooker:Hi guys
Drilon_Brooker was banned by GiacJr. Reason: Nice Armour HAX
(i get that ban message thingy)
*laiter on msn*
Drix : Giac WTF you banned me!
GiacJr: WTF it was you?
Drix : Yeah, TELL SOMONE TO UNBAN ME
GiacJr : DON'T post unban request hold on i'm contacting MIB
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INVENTORY of Medved(35):
Cash: 999999999
Screen cash: 999999999
GiacJr tried to ban Medved; Main admins will be notified
Not allowed to ban same or higher level admins
Admin GiacJr: wtf...
[few mins later]
Admin [GSF]Santino: ohhh...
Admin [GSF]Santino: must be
Admin [GSF]Santino: Aragorn!
Admin Medved: :(
Admin GiacJr: hahahaha
I lol'd at this one :rofl:
There you almost lost your admin position Giac :lol:
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1) Don't see how Sauron owning a comet is funny...
2) Would better if people could read it clearer - it says - Marksman12(31) was warned by [ALS]ChuckNorris(76) for /Ask isn't for asking cash.
3) Not that funny... and best thing about 2 is [eG]Omnitrix is me :3
4) SA:MP Funny Chat Logs not SA:MP Screenshots, type 'em out.
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[Rstar]Panda was tempbanned by =AV=Vince(48) for 60 minutes for i'm sorry but you're wrong :(.
Andy_Araatus: (15) :(
Andy_Araatus: (15) C'mon..
[Rstar]Panda: (2) That isn't very nice vince
=AV=Vince: (48) WTF
[Rstar]Panda: (2) also tempban doesn't work
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[Rstar]Panda was tempbanned by =AV=Vince(48) for 60 minutes for i'm sorry but you're wrong :(.
Andy_Araatus: (15) :(
Andy_Araatus: (15) C'mon..
[Rstar]Panda: (2) That isn't very nice vince
=AV=Vince: (48) WTF
[Rstar]Panda: (2) also tempban doesn't work
FUNNY STUFF BRO
Panda apologized afterward and I forgave him, all is well.
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FUNNY STUFF BRO
Panda apologized afterward and I forgave him, all is well.
O'rly?
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Lol at panda - and tempban doesn't work XD
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Was about 2 months ago
Me on TS: Vince, stop being such a nigga.
Vince: I'M NOT A NIGGA MAN, YOU'RE A NIGGA!
*silence*
Vince (typing): man I can't use my mic anymore
Shouldn't really shout the n-word out when you're american and your parents are home.
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Was about 2 months ago
Me on TS: Vince, stop being such a nigga.
Vince: I'M NOT A NIGGA MAN, YOU'RE A NIGGA!
*silence*
Vince (typing): man I can't use my mic anymore
Shouldn't really shout the n-word out when you're american and your parents are home.
lolololololololololoahahahahahahaahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha nigga
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[Rstar]Panda was tempbanned by =AV=Vince(48) for 60 minutes for i'm sorry but you're wrong :(.
Andy_Araatus: (15) :(
Andy_Araatus: (15) C'mon..
[Rstar]Panda: (2) That isn't very nice vince
=AV=Vince: (48) WTF
[Rstar]Panda: (2) also tempban doesn't work
Thats Epic ^^
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Meant to post this one earlier:
(http://i48.tinypic.com/2n0os38.png)
ADVERTISEMENT: Pancher are you high? :D, contact =AV=Rock_Kolta(Phone:3076)
=AV=Rock_Kolta (5) Fu(http://)ck!.. Meant to be /a.
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[WS]Battle_Kolta is flying with his Stuntplane
Admin [Rstar]IcyAero(37): lower, Battle
[WS]Battle_Kolta flies over with his Stuntplane
Admin [Rstar]IcyAero(37): lower, Battle
[WS]Battle_Kolta(7) killed by Server
Admin [WS]Battle_Kolta(7): >.<
Admin =AV=Rock_Kolta: Quick! /die 75!
10 seconds past
[Rstar]IcyAero(75) killed by Dick_Hunter(xx)
Admin [Rstar]IcyAero(75): <.<
Admin Dick_Hunter(xx): lol
more lol's in admin chat
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=AV=Rock_Kolta flying Dodo over a fire mission
=AV=Rock_Kolta: SHIT Spawning billards!!
-lols-
=AV=Gibson[EMS]: Hey rock try this new flying skill - Fly at the barriers instead of trying to dodge them, then you might avoid them!
Gibson then got banna'ed for 60seconds :lol:
funny at the time you may not see funny side now
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=AV=Rock_Kolta flying Dodo over a fire mission
=AV=Rock_Kolta: SHIT Spawning billards!!
-lols-
=AV=Gibson[EMS]: Hey rock try this new flying skill - Fly at the barriers instead of trying to dodge them, then you might avoid them!
Gibson then got banna'ed for 60seconds :lol:
funny at the time you may not see funny side now
it was as funny as this >Ka-Fucking-Boom!! Who da hoe ? YOU DA HOE!
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it was as funny as this >Ka-f**king-Boom!! Who da hoe ? YOU DA HOE!
very funny then :lol:
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I sometimes regret the moment I check this topic. :devroll:
But I must say, Panda I was lol'ing in real life.[Rstar]Panda was tempbanned by =AV=Vince(48) for 60 minutes for i'm sorry but you're wrong :(.
Andy_Araatus: (15) :(
Andy_Araatus: (15) C'mon..
[Rstar]Panda: (2) That isn't very nice vince
=AV=Vince: (48) WTF
[Rstar]Panda: (2) also tempban doesn't work
Now that's what I call a "Funny Chat log".
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[TCL]Corey_Stracci(x): Mario, What happend to D' Familia of Retardonayo or w/e u call it?
[NI]Mario_Rinna(x): We renamed it into Stracci.
Lol
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[TCL]Corey_Stracci(x): Mario, What happend to D' Familia of Retardonayo or w/e u call it?
[NI]Mario_Rinna(x): We renamed it into Stracci.
Lol
Hahaha...
..hahahahhahh...
..HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH!!
Damn, that was a BURN XD
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Hello guys I bring a Fail collection today :D
Fail Crimes:
Crime of Lauren_Ancelotti(67): suspected by officer David_Waters(108) for wrong id
Crime of Sarah_Marques(78): suspected by officer [JnA]DukeNukem(56) for weeding
Crime of Ray_Garwood(4): suspected by officer shon_katbi(15) for evening
Crime of Quincy_GvardiaT(45): suspected by officer =AV=Nexxt(18) for AIIIDIIIIIINGGGGGGG
Chat Fails:
On public chat:
[JnA]DukeNukem:(96) .pm 2 bann ID 103 asked me whats the command to shave balls
Louis_Keyel:(34) .cb What are we doing here? Gandalf hates weed field campers
Marcus_Dwayne:(39) .s NO I DONT wanna have SEX !!!
WINS:
Max_Gulucan:(63) .me farts and starts apocalypse
=AV=Grzesiek:(62) Lol
Raynan_Vega(1) .me likes purple
=AV=Grzesiek:(62) hahaha
Marcus_Dwayne:(72) .me farts and ends apocalypse
And now the best of all!:
[i9]Frank_Hawk:(85) IF YOUR HAVING GIRLS PROBLEMS, I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON, I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A BI**H AINT ONE -Jay Z - Track 10
[Gstar]Amy_Schappell:(63) lol wtf
Terminator.:(36) Caps
[i9]Frank_Hawk:(85) Wrong chat.
David_Petrayos:(83) Caps off !!!!!
Charlie_Maveratti:(11) Caps kthxbai
Georgio_Ancelotti:(98) Random
[i9]Frank_Hawk:(85) Sorry.
I laughed with this 1 xD i hope you guys liked it cuz i loved them all ;D
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I wasn't loling at that btw, I was loling at a guy who drove over my squad car with a Monster and flipped to the roof :roll:
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I wasn't loling at that btw, I was loling at a guy who drove over my squad car with a Monster and flipped to the roof :roll:
Suuure.... :D
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Suuure.... :D
srsly. fart jokes don't make me lol
and there's a "haha" missing before the /me farts anyway.
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Makcim_Sinyak was banned by =AV=Dave for HHAAAXXXX
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:lol: nice ones! I can't wait to join Argonath :D
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1) Don't see how Sauron owning a comet is funny...
2) Would better if people could read it clearer - it says - Marksman12(31) was warned by [ALS]ChuckNorris(76) for /Ask isn't for asking cash.
3) Not that funny... and best thing about 2 is [eG]Omnitrix is me :3
4) SA:MP Funny Chat Logs not SA:MP Screenshots, type 'em out.
1) I thought it was, considering sauron doesn't go on SA:MP, I believe...
Lol'd when I saw that chat log about /ask :lol:
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Harvey Ancelotti just joined the server, he said 'Hai Amy <3'
so basically we started saying, 'no amy loves me' then the chatlog starts...
[Gstar]Amy_Schappell: (24) Male rabbit on period?
bit of chat...
Joe_Deleon: (55) lol
Harvey_Ancelotti: (36) No Amy
[Gstar]Amy_Schappell: (24) Why so sad
Harvey_Ancelotti: (36) The Chickens bit my willy winkle
Joe_Deleon: (55) xD
[Gstar]Amy_Schappell: (24) llooooll
:lol:
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^wat.
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^wat.
The chickens bit of his willy winkle. That renders your statement/argument invalid.
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Harvey Ancelotti just joined the server, he said 'Hai Amy <3'
so basically we started saying, 'no amy loves me' then the chatlog starts...
[Gstar]Amy_Schappell: (24) Male rabbit on period?
bit of chat...
Joe_Deleon: (55) lol
Harvey_Ancelotti: (36) No Amy
[Gstar]Amy_Schappell: (24) Why so sad
Harvey_Ancelotti: (36) The Chickens bit my willy winkle
Joe_Deleon: (55) xD
[Gstar]Amy_Schappell: (24) llooooll
:lol:
i love my owner...... :redface:
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Makcim_Sinyak was banned by =AV=Dave for HHAAAXXXX
roflmao LOOOOOOOL so funny ahahahahahahah
/me choked out
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The chickens bit of his willy winkle. That renders your statement/argument invalid.
Oh god, how could I miss something so hilarious! I mean damn, they bit his willy winkle, I should be rolling on the floor laughing!
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Andrew Jackson(1) : *Pokes Sauron eye*
Player 2(56) : Poor Sauron, *Laughs*
After 10 seconds
Andrew Jackson(1) Blows up by Admin's command.
Andrew Jackson(1) Sends PM to Player 2(56) : Lol, Admins blow me up.
Andrew Jackson(1) Sends PM to Player 2(56) : Cmon, Let's meet at grove street and fuck with Sauron :d
After sometime.
Andrew Jackson(1) meets his friend "Player 2(56)"
Andrew Jackson says : Lol, Stupid Sauron.
Player 2(56) hits Sauron's chest.
Andrew Jackson(1) slaps Sauron's face.
Andrew Jackson(1) blows up by admin.
Andrew Jackson(1) Sends PM to Player2(56) : Whahahahahahahah :d
After sometime
Andrew Jackson(1) meets "Player 2(56)
Andrew Jackson(1) Points at car and says : Let's that he is Sauron.
Player 2(56) starts to kick Car(Sauron) with his legs.
Andrew Jackson(1) takes out 9mm and shots Car(Sauron)
Few seconds later.
Sauron(14) says : I'd like to say how Andrew fucks with me.
Player 2(56) falls on ground from laughing.
Andrew Jackson(1) shocks and was like : What the fuck? XD
Andrew Jackson(1) presses tap and checks ID 14.
Andrew Jackson(1) finds that it is other name.
Sauron(14) says : good bye guys.
Looooooooooooooooooooooooooool :rofl:
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....What?
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lol
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[RO]Comy(78) is smoking some weed in police car
[WS]Thomas_C(29) says: [[ With cuffed hands? ]]
[RO]Comy(78) got a long leg
Made me laugh :D
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whahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhahahaha seriously xD
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Nice one RaSgO :rofl:
Check this out :p
[SDt]Andrew_Jackson was ordering heroin on heroin ship
Gandalf(22) says : Boo
[SDt]Andrew_Jackson says : Whassup?
Gandalf(22) says : I am the ghost of this ship...
Andrew sends PM to Gandalf : Can i flame the ghost? ;D
Gandalf sends PM to Andrew : Sure :P
Gandalf says : I can lock you in container...
[SDt]Andrew_Jackson says : Go fuck yourself, nigga. I want to order some heroin.
Gandalf(22) says : achalai machalai!
Gandalf(22) has locked [SDt]Andrew_Jackson inside box on the heroin ship
[SDt]Andrew_Jackson(40) laughs out loudly.
[SDt]Andrew_Jackson(40) says : Is that all you got?
Gandalf(22) says: you are here forever :)
Gandalf(22) says: muhahahahahahahah
[SDt]Andrew_Jackson(40) thinks
[SDt]Andrew_Jackson(40) Well, I will show you how to get out of here.
[SDt]Andrew_Jackson(40) says: In the name of God, Help me up.
[SDt]Andrew_Jackson(40) lifts up by the experience!
[SDt]Andrew_Jackson(40) says : Who is the winner now, Nigga?
[SDt]Andrew_Jackson(40) checks ID of Gandalf. --> Finds nothing.
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Lol!!!!! xD
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There was a suspect under the water while me and smey were chasing him, he staid like 15 minutes under the water and didn't drowned.
PM form Smey(32):Is he a fish or what?
PM to Banhamma(52): Your going DOWN!
Banhamma(52) was banned by EliteTerm(21) for Go fish... speed, airbreak hacks
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Me: Dave... ID 23 Just stole my car and then DeathMatched me :(
Server: Mathew_Hawk[23] Has left the Server
Server: Jay_D[23] Has Joined the server
=AV=Dave[4]: I will sort it out monkey
Server: Jay_D[23] Has been kicked By =AV=Dave for Car Jacking and Deathmatching
Me: /me FacePalm*
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Me: Dave... ID 23 Just stole my car and then DeathMatched me :(
Server: Mathew_Hawk[23] Has left the Server
Server: Jay_D[23] Has Joined the server
=AV=Dave[4]: I will sort it out monkey
Server: Jay_D[23] Has been kicked By =AV=Dave for Car Jacking and Deathmatching
Me: /me FacePalm*
Being the only admin online....reports tend to erm....get backed up... :redface:
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I've got some aswell
Crime of =AV=Twenty(71): suspected by officer ROFLCopter(47) for showing your 10 inch cock to everyone in street
Ellis_Corleone: (41) But you're a girl
Ellis_Corleone: (41) Oshi'
ADVERTISEMENT:Id 9 NEEDS A LOAN!, contact Ronnie.
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Killar_Gvardia: (6) ben, you like to eat cum?
[WS]Ben_Samiir: (1) No but your mom does
NitrOx_Stracci: (85) m 73 I DONT SMELL LIKE FUCKING CHOCOLATE MILK
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I've got some aswell
Crime of =AV=Twenty(71): suspected by officer ROFLCopter(47) for showing your 10 inch cock to everyone in street
Ellis_Corleone: (41) But you're a girl
Ellis_Corleone: (41) Oshi'
ADVERTISEMENT:Id 9 NEEDS A LOAN!, contact Ronnie.
ADVERTISEMENT:I dont, contact Jack_Ancelotti[AF]
Killar_Gvardia: (6) ben, you like to eat cum?
[WS]Ben_Samiir: (1) No but your mom does
NitrOx_Stracci: (85) m 73 I DONT SMELL LIKE f**kING CHOCOLATE MILK
ROFLCopter(47) is admin but taking break
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ROFLCopter(47) is admin but taking break
lol, ROFLCopter isn't an admin.
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lol, ROFLCopter isn't an admin.
His other name is "Vincent_F". I do not remamberthe last name :/
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Some things just can't be hidden
Hwaldar:Agargorn,How's Grandalf?
[Rstar]RON:Grandalf it's where Beowulf :-)
H:Omg,he changed the movies?
R:no,you changed :-)
H:NOOOOOOOO! D:
Chatting about Lord of the Rings....
H:It's like Agargorn,Grandalf,Bromomir,Grimli,LegoManLas and them Hobbits go to Sauron's place.
H:They fish slap him
H:And he dies
H:Though Agargorn there was almost made into a pancake by Internet Troll
[WS]Battle_Kolta:Lol
H:Then FBI came and killed him
H:"No pancake for you"
H:But in Isengard,it was like:"Tree Powers Activate!"
H:Rawr!
Stealing Battle's Vodka....
H:/me steals Battle's vodka anyways
Battle_Kolta:nooooooooooooooo!
H:Now i gonna take your vodka bottle to Isengard
H:Where we drink it with Saururman
[Rstar]RON:They are takin the vodka to Isengard!
H:Run!!!!!
Battle_Kolta:Hwaldar,my second personality is Jigsaw
Battle_Kolta: :D
H:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Some news
[NEWS]Turns out Frodo's Friend is not Sam,but Samuel L.Jackson,contact Hwaldar_Corleone(Phone:NotYourBussiness)
Gandalf's Falcon Punch
Matthew_gulucan was tempbanned by [Rstar]Ronnel for 30 minutes for baby needs a nap
Aragorn invents a new command
Someone:How to stop pissing?
Hwaldar:Finish it
[Rstar]RON:Needs command /pampers
Gandalf is a bad boy
Hwaldar:David,who farted on Sauron to cause this? (after server crash of today)
David_Omid:Gandalf
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LMAO hwaldar
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Jose trying to mod his Sultan:
PM from Jose_R: Yea i think i found the one in LV
PM from Jose_R: Yea it works
PM From jose_R: oh wait fuck i armed it with a bomb
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FAIL.
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loool hwaldar i looling especially about pampers command xD
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Being the only admin online....reports tend to erm....get backed up... :redface:
This was from ages ago i think it was either you or someone else
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/fail at Hwaldar
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Jose trying to mod his Sultan:
PM from Jose_R: Yea i think i found the one in LV
PM from Jose_R: Yea it works
PM From jose_R: oh wait f**k i armed it with a bomb
I lol'd :lol:
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Bahahaha, awesome Hwaldar
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Matthew_gulucan was tempbanned by [Rstar]Ronnel for 30 minutes for baby needs a nap
:rofl:
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Tourist (82) has joined the server.
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Tourist (82) has joined the server.
Epic. Was he banned the same day?
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Jose trying to mod his Sultan:
PM from Jose_R: Yea i think i found the one in LV
PM from Jose_R: Yea it works
PM From jose_R: oh wait f**k i armed it with a bomb
:roll:
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Tourist (82) has joined the server.
I don't get it.
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Jose trying to mod his Sultan:
PM from Jose_R: Yea i think i found the one in LV
PM from Jose_R: Yea it works
PM From jose_R: oh wait f**k i armed it with a bomb
whahahahahahhahahahahah :rofl:
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:rofl: @ Jose_R.
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How_Is_My_Driving has joined the server
*2 minutes*
How_Is_My_Driving was suspected by [SD]Joe_Danielek for Hit and Run
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:rofl: :lol: :rofl:
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:rofl: :lol: :rofl:
:lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :hah: :hah:
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iMunna(43): Police Radio: Aww damn man you'd better not kill him because he has poor health insurance, Over
[NP]MamboKoltsov[GP] says: dont dm guys)
[MM]Kirby(14) says: Sorry for deathmatching the sidewalk
[MM]Kirby(14) says: Dear Sidewalk, i am deeply sorry that i deathmatched you. I hope you accept my apology.
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[MM]Kirby(14) says: Dear Sidewalk, i am deeply sorry that i deathmatched you. I hope you accept my apology.
:rofl:
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:rofl: :lol: :rofl:
:lol:
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[MM]Kirby(14) says: Dear Sidewalk, i am deeply sorry that i deathmatched you. I hope you accept my apology.
That was touchy :lol:
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Just_Watch_Me_Hack Has Joined the Server
Just_Watch_Me_Hack has been Banned - The Name says it all - Hax
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Just_Watch_Me_Hack Has Joined the Server
Just_Watch_Me_Hack has been Banned - The Name says it all - Hax
hahahahaha ahahashashsdgweahsadfawdf roflmao
/me chokes to death.
Well, not really.
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Mahome: Phone number to mental hospital plz? Id 15 needs to be removed ASAP -.-
Vittorio_Barcena: 8709 Mahome
Mahome: ...you just hear a busy tone.
Mahome: oh wait thats my phone LOl
Mampoo_Koltsov: My favorite sport at school is lookin at girls :/
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Lol Grz :devroll:
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Mampoo_Koltsov: My favorite sport at school is lookin at girls :/
Now that you think of it, who doesn't have that for a favorite sport nowadays? :lol:
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Those who are with someone, do not need that.. ;)
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Those who are with someone, do not need that.. ;)
But they still do it.
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But they still do it.
:lol: Right
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Hahah this just happened a few minutes ago..
(http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/6277/gandalfbeingkicked.jpg)
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Hahah this just happened a few minutes ago..
(http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/6277/gandalfbeingkicked.jpg)
Wait... am I missing the joke??
Someone care to explain it :neutral: :trust: :devroll:
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Hahah this just happened a few minutes ago..
(http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/6277/gandalfbeingkicked.jpg)
Correction(No pictures, text only):
Gandalf was kicked by LittleBlueTaxi(50) for serbia.
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Oh my bad.
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Wait... am I missing the joke??
Someone care to explain it :neutral: :trust: :devroll:
Gandalf got kicked by Xcasio.
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was a tough day for Hwaldar(all this happened in 5 minutes) :
First kick :
(http://i53.tinypic.com/2v16z9h.png)
Second Kick :
(http://i56.tinypic.com/2nh28u0.jpg)
Third kick :
(http://i51.tinypic.com/146wr9.png)
fourth kick :
(http://i51.tinypic.com/25g6xef.png)
This happened three weeks ago.It was LOL :lol:
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Gandalf got kicked by Xcasio.
Fuck man, I almost pissed myself laughing..
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I forgot to post this...long ago.... So;;
Jose_R has been unsuspected by =AV=Mark_Visacci - FBI Agent mistaken himself for a suspect
Capri_Sun: Police Radio: Lol.
=AV=Mark_Visacci: Police Radio: <3
Jose_R: Police Radio: >.<
=AV=Aryin_James: Police Radio: Lol.
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just... LOL :rofl:
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was a tough day for Hwaldar(all this happened in 5 minutes) :
First kick :
(http://i53.tinypic.com/2v16z9h.png)
Second Kick :
(http://i56.tinypic.com/2nh28u0.jpg)
Third kick :
(http://i51.tinypic.com/146wr9.png)
fourth kick :
(http://i51.tinypic.com/25g6xef.png)
This happened three weeks ago.It was LOL :lol:
Whahhahahahahahaa :rofl:
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(http://i433.photobucket.com/albums/qq59/crayzie/MB.png)
Yeah I know I should type it out but it wont have the same feeling..
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(http://i433.photobucket.com/albums/qq59/crayzie/MB.png)
Yeah I know I should type it out but it wont have the same feeling..
whahhhahahahaahah
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Hahahah wow
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[05:56:17] [Rstar]Cutt3r(7) has joined the server
[05:56:34] <Arsham> (20) Sup Cutt3r
[05:58:06] <Arsham> (20) Cutt3r you heard that im a Millionare now?
[05:58:20] <[Rstar]Cutt3r> (7) no, but it is not really important is it
Made me giggle for some reason.
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Do not posts screenshots - write it down! We do not allow screenshots in this topic
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Malcolm: (2) you could try, I will fly this huge plane right into your butt
Yo check this out, this sentence from Malcolm is epic enough. Btw, he's talking about the really big plane AT-400 :lol:
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(http://i433.photobucket.com/albums/qq59/crayzie/MB.png)
Yeah I know I should type it out but it wont have the same feeling..
"He's better than you"?
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"He's better than you"?
Im confused right now...
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Im confused right now...
MadBoy_Straccy was kicked by Joe_Corleone(14) for Sir, we already have a MadBoy here and he is better than you.
:razz:
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Im better, mkay? :(
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Im better, mkay? :(
Ye maan, but still counts as insulting in my opinion by saying that in a kick, but he's a Corleone so I don't give a f**k! :hurray: Corleone moves are always the right moves.
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Hey here's one more funny chat log. It's from today at around /time 10:56 and GiacJr said the below things in public chat. This was due to him getting helikilled by someone. And of course, he was just joking in the end, he's a moderator after all and had to keep his calm. ;)
GiacJr: (20) now my bloody car's at LS
GiacJr: (20) i'm coming to helikill everyone
GiacJr: (20) WITH A HELICOPTER
GiacJr: (20) and slice the f**k out of you :D
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This shit isn't funny anymore.
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This shit isn't funny anymore.
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Leon_Gvardia: .pm 86 dont tel admins i b ban evad
Leon_Gvardia: omg i trol u!!!!
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Brian_Parker: looool grzesiek killed Giac!
=AV=Grzesiek was suspected by officer GiacJr for criminal
GiacJr: no he didn't?
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GiacJr: I can attest to that
StatuZ was kicked by GiacJr for you're bugged, please relog! thanks.
StatuZ: Your face is bugged. >:[
This was due to him getting helikilled by someone.
No, it was because me and a guy I hired (because he was crying for money lol) blasted Giac at the Idlewood Pay n Spray (Drix was Giac's passenger).
=AV=Grzesiek(7) shouts: RAEP TIME!!
GiacJr(20) killed by =AV=Grzesiek(7), Shotgun
GiacJr: wtf just happened
=AV=Grzesiek: blasted hah
Drix: GIACCC NOOO
Drix: You BASTARDS
GiacJr: now my bloody car's at LS
=AV=Grzesiek: Giac
=AV=Grzesiek: that was my cue
GiacJr: i'm coming to helikill everyone
=AV=Grzesiek: to come out of nowhere
=AV=Grzesiek: WITH A SHOTGUN
GiacJr: WITH A HELICOPTER
=AV=Grzesiek: and blow the fuck out of you :D
Drix: that's it i go induty and kil lyou all
GiacJr: and slice the fuck out of you :D
It was a quote/reference to this video (watch 1:49)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1nsBwLqLTE# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1nsBwLqLTE#)
But yeah, it was more of a cool story (bro) than a funny chat log.
PS. Yes Drix later did attempt to avenge Giac's death. But he died too :P
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This shit isn't funny anymore.
Funny chatlogs you mean?
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Ok, sorry about the misinterpretation of GiacJr's quote and ok ok, the chatlogs are not that funny afterall. But I may still post more of real funny ones, if I am online at the right time in the future. :D
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[error]As already said, remember, do not post screenshots! This is text only.[/error]
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Funny chatlogs you mean?
Yes, what else? The ''funny'' chatlogs aren't funny anymore.
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Yes, what else? The ''funny'' chatlogs aren't funny anymore.
I agree. Suddenly they aren't funny anymore ye. :(
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I actually haven't found them funny for a long time now.
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I actually haven't found them funny for a long time now.
nostalgia ...
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I don't know why some pople think someone getting kicked by jeffrey is funny, or some other 'funny' chat log... Also forcing a funny chat log is not a funny chat log, a funny chat log should be something that happens without someone purposely doing it... otherwise its just not the same.
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You're all late with those comments, it wasn't funny since page 100.
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You're all late with those comments, it wasn't funny since page 100.
Just haven't thought about it till now.
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Vince+Ben on kick+banning spree
Kenny was raging on /report and /p next thing you see:
[WS]KENNY.(2) was warned bye [WS]Ben_Samiir(112) for No admins are NOT on their period!!!
:lol:
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Lianne_Denmark was kicked by LittleBlueTaxi(6) for stop asking, im not admin!
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Hahaha nice
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Lianne_Denmark was kicked by LittleBlueTaxi(6) for stop asking, im not admin!
hahahahahahah
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Lianne_Denmark was kicked by LittleBlueTaxi(6) for stop asking, im not admin!
;D
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Lianne_Denmark was kicked by LittleBlueTaxi(6) for stop asking, im not admin!
I love this one. :lol:
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Same xD
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Lianne_Denmark was kicked by LittleBlueTaxi(6) for stop asking, im not admin!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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And the whole servers started to write:
He's not admin?
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Leon_Gvardia: .pm 86 dont tel admins i b ban evad
Leon_Gvardia: omg i trol u!!!!
I forgot who I was PMing. All I remember was that people were too ignorant and asked "ARE U UNBANNED LEON!?#?!@#?@!#?!@"
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GiacJr(40) applies the cuffs
GiacJr(40) says: Sir, you're under arrest for the grave crime of having red hair.
GiacJr(40) says: The punishment is execution.
LOLHALOLHALOLHA was kicked by [Rstar]Pancher(6) for BWHAHAhs OMFG.
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Yordan_Kronos(8) was warned by DHR.Mike(23) for Do not abuse ad
Yordan_Kronos(8): Ok sorry
ADVERTISEMENT: DHR.Mike(23) was warned by EIDOL(17) for sstop giving warns, contact eidol(17)
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Found it funny lol
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LOLHALOLHALOLHA was kicked by [Rstar]Pancher(6) for BWHAHAhs OMFG.
I see good mood on server rises... :lol:
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Lol, Pancher must been happy :P. I remember doing a kick such as that to a hacker under name of "Haha" lol.
I just found something ooold..
<picture removed by Gregersen - PLEEAASEE do not post any screenshots in this topic>
It must been back to June lol.
The guy did abuse /ad many times, on the last times of his... boom headshot.
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Mike_Green: (54) everyeone go on it with hax :P
Kevin Stracci: (26) Um. Brb asking a few friends about it..
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[Rstar]Panda: (64) Protip2: A McCloggenfognogger is not a good f
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Amy_Schappel: (40) Lol
Amy_Schappel: (4) wtf
[AS]makingupuke was kicked by =AV=Rock_Kolta(9) for so do I.
Amy_Schappel: (4) gtfo
=AV=Sarah_Gvardia: (12) Dude
Kevin Stracci: (26) LOLOL
Pepito_Ancelotti: (22) LOL
Amy_Schappel: (4) LOL
Typed it :P.
I don't remember why I covered Jon Stoke's / [i9]Curtis_Emmet's text.. hmm.
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[AMW]L_Gulucan[S:i Hate sisters man i wanna kill them one by one
Beardy_jon:Dude i tell you what my sister just walked in my room And asked Can i buy a cow
Beardy_jon:Then walked away now i have 2 options or i could call the police and tell the cops I'm afraid she's gnne harm me
Beardy_jon:Or i Open my drawers grab my deagle and Shoot her?
[AMW]L_Gulucan[S:i go for for the Secird
[AMW]L_Gulucan[S:Wait what on earth is a secird haha lmfao
Beardy_jon:idk probbly my sister in 5 minutes
Tbh iT Was really funny at that time probbly Coz i've drank a few beers Now it looks like random bs to me actoully:P
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Yordan_Kronos(8) was warned by DHR.Mike(23) for Do not abuse ad
Yordan_Kronos(8): Ok sorry
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Found it funny lol
GiacJr(40) applies the cuffs
GiacJr(40) says: Sir, you're under arrest for the grave crime of having red hair.
GiacJr(40) says: The punishment is execution.
LOLHALOLHALOLHA was kicked by [Rstar]Pancher(6) for BWHAHAhs OMFG.
Lol'd.
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Teamspeak
Me : *talking to myself*
Sarah : I Swear Down If You Do Not Shut Up Im Going To Stick A banachsjspa-banana down your throat
Laddergoat / Me / Monkey : *laugh*
Laddergoat : Sarah Get It Right This Is Teamspeak, We Shove Banana's Up Ass's
Sarah : I Dont Care Ill Shove A Banana In All Of His Holes If He Dont SHut up
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Teamspeak
Me : *talking to myself*
Sarah : I Swear Down If You Do Not Shut Up Im Going To Stick A banachsjspa-banana down your throat
Laddergoat / Me / Monkey : *laugh*
Laddergoat : Sarah Get It Right This Is Teamspeak, We Shove Banana's Up Ass's
Sarah : I Dont Care Ill Shove A Banana In All Of His Holes If He Dont SHut up
lol Gibson
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Catzu_Otto: Guess who is comming to dinner?
Black_Uhru has joinned the server
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Catzu_Otto: Guess who is comming to dinner?
Black_Uhru has joinned the server
Hahha i lol'd in real life this is crazy dude
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[WS]Tovenaarke(108) told iAmMichi(25) you have 5 seconds to leave the server and stop cheating.
GiacJr(17) told iAmMichi(25) you have 5 seconds to leave the server and stop cheating.
[WS]Battle_Kolta(4) told iAmMichi(25) you have 5 seconds to leave the server and stop cheating.
=AV=Grzesiek(85) told iAmMichi(25) you have 5 seconds to leave the server and stop cheating.
VeLuX(29) told iAmMichi(25) you have 5 seconds to leave the server and stop cheating.
Admin =AV=Grzesiek(85): lol
Admin GiacJr(17): LOL
Admin [WS]Battle_Kolta(4): LOL
Admin VeLuX(29): lol
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LOL and is that is a GULUCAN MADE !
You entered a Phoenix(1156), owner: Anthony_Ancelotti
Justin_Hawk: (86) xD
Kris_Ancelotti: (73) Gimli most likely
Mike_Sangelo: (116) a
***[1335] Anthony_Ancelotti(70): I was with LOW HP ..
***[1335] Anthony_Ancelotti(70): But i will NOW!
[XD]Michael: (12) hahaha
***[1335] Anthony_Ancelotti(70): Wanna go with me ?
Badandy: (74) e
PM from Jeken_Gulucan(92): We never give up we kill and kill like hellStill opinion - Gulucans are Dmer's ? :conf:
Do not post screenshots - Gregersen
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[WS]Tovenaarke(108) told iAmMichi(25) you have 5 seconds to leave the server and stop cheating.
GiacJr(17) told iAmMichi(25) you have 5 seconds to leave the server and stop cheating.
[WS]Battle_Kolta(4) told iAmMichi(25) you have 5 seconds to leave the server and stop cheating.
=AV=Grzesiek(85) told iAmMichi(25) you have 5 seconds to leave the server and stop cheating.
VeLuX(29) told iAmMichi(25) you have 5 seconds to leave the server and stop cheating.
Admin =AV=Grzesiek(85): lol
Admin GiacJr(17): LOL
Admin [WS]Battle_Kolta(4): LOL
Admin VeLuX(29): lol
whahahahhahahahahaa :rofl:
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[WS]Tovenaarke(108) told iAmMichi(25) you have 5 seconds to leave the server and stop cheating.
GiacJr(17) told iAmMichi(25) you have 5 seconds to leave the server and stop cheating.
[WS]Battle_Kolta(4) told iAmMichi(25) you have 5 seconds to leave the server and stop cheating.
=AV=Grzesiek(85) told iAmMichi(25) you have 5 seconds to leave the server and stop cheating.
VeLuX(29) told iAmMichi(25) you have 5 seconds to leave the server and stop cheating.
Admin =AV=Grzesiek(85): lol
Admin GiacJr(17): LOL
Admin [WS]Battle_Kolta(4): LOL
Admin VeLuX(29): lol
After all he got 25 seconds :rofl:
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Jack_Ancelotti [AF]: Do we automatically piss when we die now?
Igor_KoltsovT: Lol? Where is my jetpack?
Igor_Koltsov killed by Collision
Passport test:
Aragorn: What are the biggest criminal groups in country?
Django_Rossa: Rstar?
Kris_Ancelotti: the ARPD
Aragorn: pick up Battle
Admin Aragorn: Battle we are coming
Admin Battle: I am right behind ya, lol
[MythHnt]Reap3r: How to stop pissing?
Hwaldar_Corleone: Finish it
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Random dude says in /p after a /id command discussion:
Random_Dude: OMG dudes, try this : /id smart ...shit, no one ?
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Aragorn: pick up Battle
Admin Aragorn: Battle we are coming
Admin Battle: I am right behind ya, lol
lololol xD
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Random dude says in /p after a /id command discussion:
Random_Dude: OMG dudes, try this : /id smart ...shit, no one ?
LOL that was so funny :D
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Jack_Ancelotti [AF]: Do we automatically piss when we die now?
Igor_KoltsovT: Lol? Where is my jetpack?
Igor_Koltsov killed by Collision
Passport test:
Aragorn: What are the biggest criminal groups in country?
Django_Rossa: Rstar?
Kris_Ancelotti: the ARPD
Aragorn: pick up Battle
Admin Aragorn: Battle we are coming
Admin Battle: I am right behind ya, lol
[MythHnt]Reap3r: How to stop pissing?
Hwaldar_Corleone: Finish it
whahahahahaha im most laughing at what biggest criminal is and the pick up xD
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Some guy today arrived on server and said
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Everyone was like omg omg lool -.-
I laughed for a while
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Random dude says in /p after a /id command discussion:
Random_Dude: OMG dudes, try this : /id smart ...shit, no one ?
I lol'd.
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LOL, funny chatlogs are starting to actually be funny again!
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Romzes_Paladin(47) was warned by GiacJr(48) for ban charging.
Romzes_Paladin(47) was warned by ChuckNorris(60) for omg /q quick.
Romzes_Paladin(47) was banned by [Rstar]EliteTerm(11) for Ban loaded.
Teamwork ;)
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Romzes_Paladin(47) was warned by GiacJr(48) for ban charging.
Romzes_Paladin(47) was warned by ChuckNorris(60) for omg /q quick.
Romzes_Paladin(47) was banned by [Rstar]EliteTerm(11) for Ban loaded.
Teamwork ;)
lmao!
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Romzes_Paladin(47) was warned by GiacJr(48) for ban charging.
Romzes_Paladin(47) was warned by ChuckNorris(60) for omg /q quick.
Romzes_Paladin(47) was banned by [Rstar]EliteTerm(11) for Ban loaded.
Teamwork ;)
LOL!
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[14:36:09] Gird3r(23) forces an donut down the throat of EliteTerm
[14:36:21] [Rstar]EliteTerm(11) chokes
[14:36:30] Gird3r(23) says: Munch on it!
[14:36:33] Gird3r(23) says: Do eeet!
[14:36:34] [Rstar]EliteTerm(11) hits the horn button repeatily, trying to get the donut down
[14:36:44] [Rstar]EliteTerm(11) swallows, and passes out
[14:36:50] Gird3r(23) says: Umm.
[14:36:54] Doggi(16) looks..
[14:37:00] Gird3r(23) says: Elite? Are you there? :O
An tiny bit later:
[14:37:42] Gird3r(23) was suspected by officer Doggi(16) for Possible murder with a donut! (Investigate before jialing!!!!!!
Later at the LSPD:
[14:42:49] Doggi(16) says: Say, you got one of these donuts?
[14:42:53] Gird3r(23) says: Yes
[14:42:57] Gird3r(23) gives the cop an donut
[14:42:58] Doggi(16) says: Let me see them
[14:43:05] Doggi(16) bites a bit of ir
[14:43:06] Doggi(16) dies
[14:43:13] Gird3r(23) says: OMG!
Now when I think about it, someone gave me those donuts and said they were extra tasty. :conf:
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Looks like those guys need to drink something to soften those donuts...
Cocktail, anyone? :devroll:
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[14:36:09] Gird3r(23) forces an donut down the throat of EliteTerm
[14:36:21] [Rstar]EliteTerm(11) chokes
[14:36:30] Gird3r(23) says: Munch on it!
[14:36:33] Gird3r(23) says: Do eeet!
[14:36:34] [Rstar]EliteTerm(11) hits the horn button repeatily, trying to get the donut down
[14:36:44] [Rstar]EliteTerm(11) swallows, and passes out
[14:36:50] Gird3r(23) says: Umm.
[14:36:54] Doggi(16) looks..
[14:37:00] Gird3r(23) says: Elite? Are you there? :O
An tiny bit later:
[14:37:42] Gird3r(23) was suspected by officer Doggi(16) for Possible murder with a donut! (Investigate before jialing!!!!!!
Later at the LSPD:
[14:42:49] Doggi(16) says: Say, you got one of these donuts?
[14:42:53] Gird3r(23) says: Yes
[14:42:57] Gird3r(23) gives the cop an donut
[14:42:58] Doggi(16) says: Let me see them
[14:43:05] Doggi(16) bites a bit of ir
[14:43:06] Doggi(16) dies
[14:43:13] Gird3r(23) says: OMG!
Now when I think about it, someone gave me those donuts and said they were extra tasty. :conf:
ahahahha LMAO
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Romzes_Paladin(47) was warned by GiacJr(48) for ban charging.
Romzes_Paladin(47) was warned by ChuckNorris(60) for omg /q quick.
Romzes_Paladin(47) was banned by [Rstar]EliteTerm(11) for Ban loaded.
Teamwork ;)
WOW, just awesome !!
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[14:36:09] Gird3r(23) forces an donut down the throat of EliteTerm
[14:36:21] [Rstar]EliteTerm(11) chokes
[14:36:30] Gird3r(23) says: Munch on it!
[14:36:33] Gird3r(23) says: Do eeet!
[14:36:34] [Rstar]EliteTerm(11) hits the horn button repeatily, trying to get the donut down
[14:36:44] [Rstar]EliteTerm(11) swallows, and passes out
[14:36:50] Gird3r(23) says: Umm.
[14:36:54] Doggi(16) looks..
[14:37:00] Gird3r(23) says: Elite? Are you there? :O
An tiny bit later:
[14:37:42] Gird3r(23) was suspected by officer Doggi(16) for Possible murder with a donut! (Investigate before jialing!!!!!!
Later at the LSPD:
[14:42:49] Doggi(16) says: Say, you got one of these donuts?
[14:42:53] Gird3r(23) says: Yes
[14:42:57] Gird3r(23) gives the cop an donut
[14:42:58] Doggi(16) says: Let me see them
[14:43:05] Doggi(16) bites a bit of ir
[14:43:06] Doggi(16) dies
[14:43:13] Gird3r(23) says: OMG!
Now when I think about it, someone gave me those donuts and said they were extra tasty. :conf:
AHHHAHA LMAO.. :D
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ROFL! :rofl: :rofl:
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hahaha, clever (:
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[14:36:09] Gird3r(23) forces an donut down the throat of EliteTerm
[14:36:21] [Rstar]EliteTerm(11) chokes
[14:36:30] Gird3r(23) says: Munch on it!
[14:36:33] Gird3r(23) says: Do eeet!
[14:36:34] [Rstar]EliteTerm(11) hits the horn button repeatily, trying to get the donut down
[14:36:44] [Rstar]EliteTerm(11) swallows, and passes out
[14:36:50] Gird3r(23) says: Umm.
[14:36:54] Doggi(16) looks..
[14:37:00] Gird3r(23) says: Elite? Are you there? :O
An tiny bit later:
[14:37:42] Gird3r(23) was suspected by officer Doggi(16) for Possible murder with a donut! (Investigate before jialing!!!!!!
Later at the LSPD:
[14:42:49] Doggi(16) says: Say, you got one of these donuts?
[14:42:53] Gird3r(23) says: Yes
[14:42:57] Gird3r(23) gives the cop an donut
[14:42:58] Doggi(16) says: Let me see them
[14:43:05] Doggi(16) bites a bit of ir
[14:43:06] Doggi(16) dies
[14:43:13] Gird3r(23) says: OMG!
Now when I think about it, someone gave me those donuts and said they were extra tasty. :conf:
Good old Argonath roleplay stile...
Made my day, mate... :D
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So at LSPD JDC and some other cops were filming with their phone.
Then I came in
[AC]Sambo_Nyeak pulls out his gun.
JDC shouts: Holy shit, a terrorist!
JDC shouts(with his camera aimed at me): This shit is going straight to YouTube!
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whahahahaha xD
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/me takes his cuffs and cuffs XXXXX
The other guy goes: Omg, that's non-rp, how did you know my name? ))
:rofl:
LOL, that was me when I started on Argonath, or started to RP! ;<
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something similar with EliteTerm's ban load. :lol:
Savio_Marino(28) was warned by [WS]Rock_Kolta(41) HI HI HI! /Q /Q /Q !! Fast!!.
Savio_Marino was banned by RoryAnstruther(27) for nice guns, 9999 combat, 9999 deagle 9999 mp5 9999 m4.
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I got inspired !!! :lol:
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I got inspired !!! :lol:
You sure did .... partale !! :rofl:
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Aylen_Saravi (65) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey
(65) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey
(65) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey
(65) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey
(65) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey
(65) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey
(65) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey
(65) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey
Gregor_CorleoneT: (42) Rapapapapa
(65) has been kicked for blooding by Jeffrey
(65) has been kicked for blooding by Jeffrey
(65) has been kicked for blooding by Jeffrey
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Jeffrey is flooding;o
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Jeffrey is flooding;o
No he is Lagging ; D
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Aylen_Saravi (65) has been kicked for blooding by Jeffrey
(65) has been kicked for blooding by Jeffrey
(65) has been kicked for blooding by Jeffrey
(65) has been kicked for blooding by Jeffrey
(65) has been kicked for blooding by Jeffrey
(65) has been kicked for blooding by Jeffrey
(65) has been kicked for blooding by Jeffrey
(65) has been kicked for blooding by Jeffrey
Gregor_CorleoneT: (42) Rapapapapa
(65) has been kicked for blooding by Jeffrey
(65) has been kicked for blooding by Jeffrey
(65) has been kicked for blooding by Jeffrey
blooding?
well, Jeffrey has been kicked for blooding by Jeffrey. :D
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RoryAnstruther: You know what I love
Ronnie.: Rofl Rory
RoryAnstruther: Shit
I found this, extremely funny. :)
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something similar with EliteTerm's ban load. :lol:
Savio_Marino(28) was warned by [WS]Rock_Kolta(41) HI HI HI! /Q /Q /Q !! Fast!!.
Savio_Marino was banned by RoryAnstruther(27) for nice guns, 9999 combat, 9999 deagle 9999 mp5 9999 m4.
not similar, the exact with it, and its not funny anyway :) I really laughed at EliteTerm's one
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Haha, yeah, thats nice one from EliteTerm.
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Made me laugh some.
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Made me laugh some.
Same :rofl:
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Imran_Bloods has joined the server
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KhornateMonkey: Shit
KhornateMonkey: /ad Abuse :O
=AV=Uninhibited: lol
Wash_Corleone: FAIL
Wash_Corleone: !!
Jcstodds: Don't abuse /ad please xD
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not similar, the exact with it, and its not funny anyway :) I really laughed at EliteTerm's one
For me it was funny :)
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Imran_Bloods has joined the server
ADVERTISEMENT: Abuse :O, Contact KhornateMonkey(Phone:426106)
KhornateMonkey: Shit
KhornateMonkey: /ad Abuse :O
=AV=Uninhibited: lol
Wash_Corleone: FAIL
Wash_Corleone: !!
Jcstodds: Don't abuse /ad please xD
Lololol Khorantemonkey you dumb ;o
joke joke
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Imran_Bloods has joined the server
ADVERTISEMENT: Abuse :O, Contact KhornateMonkey(Phone:426106)
KhornateMonkey: Shit
KhornateMonkey: /ad Abuse :O
=AV=Uninhibited: lol
Wash_Corleone: FAIL
Wash_Corleone: !!
Jcstodds: Don't abuse /ad please xD
Im only laughing at that because I know I've done it before xD
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Jupiter: (66) Can i have a unsus? i only killed Mafs...
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Jupiter: (66) Can i have a unsus? i only killed Mafs...
:lol:
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Jupiter: (66) Can i have a unsus? i only killed Mafs...
I'd have unsus'd him.
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I'd have unsus'd him.
Jupiter(66) was unsuspected by officer GiacJr(XX). Reason: Noone cares about mafs.
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[19:12:03] Chase_Greggor(66) says(phone):yep?
[19:12:05] Hwaldar_Corleone(58) says(phone):Hello
[19:12:12] Hwaldar_Corleone(58) says(phone):I stole the key to the Pancake Vault
[19:12:25] Chase_Greggor(66) says(phone):oshi
[19:12:35] Hwaldar_Corleone(58) says(phone):My demands are simple
[19:12:47] Hwaldar_Corleone(58) says(phone):A date with Chase Greggor
[19:13:00] Chase_Greggor(66) says(phone):does it include hot sweaty buttsecks?
[19:13:04] Hwaldar_Corleone(58) says(phone):No
[19:13:13] Chase_Greggor(66) says(phone):aww
Sorry Chase,but Thieves do not get involved into sex
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lol!
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Nice one xD
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Chase on his finest side :D
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Rofl Chase :P
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Well, a newbie was trying to rob Aragorn (sadly he were ignoring him) and i found these lines funny.
[HOD]Scarface(35) says : rob 4 cash
[HOD]Scarface(35) rob
[HOD]Scarface(35) rob 4 cash
[HOD]Scarface(35) says : cash 4 rob
[HOD]Scarface(35) shouts : CASH!!!!
(and kept hitting Aragorn, then i did)
[AF]Drix rob 4 cash Scarface
You received 100$ from [HOD]Scarface(35)
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whahahahahahahaha thats stupid xD
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Me, [Rstar]Jaaskaa and Louis_Keyl had the most awesome roleplay ever.. we laughed so damn hard.. just because it's so funny.. And no worries, he realises at some point and he begins to laugh with us.. it was no bullying or something :)
Don't read if you're gonna moan about tl;dr.
[03:44:40] [SAPD]Antony(19): Police Radio: dipatch need backup on id 4, Over.
[03:45:03] [SAPD]Antony(19): Police Radio: he refuses to stop hes driving a bus, Over.
[03:45:20] [SAPD]Antony(19): Police Radio: sus is id 4, Over.
[03:45:48] Louis_Keyl(4): Police Radio: ok dispatch i am responding to SU4, Over.
[03:45:51] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: ID4 is dangerous, Over.
[03:45:54] [SAPD]Antony(19): Police Radio: going on square road, Over.
[03:45:54] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: Raped many FBI cadets, Over.
[03:45:55] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: 10-0, Over.
[03:45:56] [Rstar]Jaaskaa(28): Police Radio: repeat, who are you trying to pull over?, Over.
[03:45:59] Louis_Keyl(4): Police Radio: yes he is very dangerous, Over.
[03:46:08] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: use minigun to kill him, Over.
[03:46:11] [SAPD]Antony(19): Police Radio: id4, Over.
[03:46:17] Matute(18): Police Radio: Shoot to kill if you have view on sus 4, Over.
[03:46:18] Louis_Keyl(4): Police Radio: Hunter will be provided on SU4, Over.
[03:46:32] [Rstar]Jaaskaa(28): Police Radio: Oh .. you are trying to pull over FBI division chief Louis_Keyl?, Over.
[03:46:49] [Rstar]Jaaskaa(28): Police Radio: you are sucidal son, Over.
[03:47:33] Louis_Keyl(4): Police Radio: SU4 found at Santa Marina Beach, Over.
[03:47:50] Steaven_Morrone(0): Police Radio: U4 ur ID 4, Over.
[03:47:53] [SAPD]Antony(19): Police Radio: u4 is he in a bus, Over.
[03:47:56] Matute(18): Police Radio: Im trying to lower him the best i can, Over.
[03:47:57] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: No he is not, Over.
[03:48:01] [Rstar]Jaaskaa(28): Police Radio: U0, he knows, he is just laughing, Over.
[03:48:02] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: U4 is fake, Over.
[03:48:11] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: Kill ID4 with fire!!!11!one, Over.
[03:48:17] Louis_Keyl(4): Police Radio: i stole the radio from Matute, then i killed him, Over.
[03:48:24] Matute(18): Police Radio: /me is dead, Over.
[03:48:26] [SAPD]Antony(19): Police Radio: whos u4, Over.
[03:48:34] Louis_Keyl(4): Police Radio: FBI most wanted suspect!, Over.
[03:48:43] Louis_Keyl(4): Police Radio: OSHIT Hydra on me!, Over.
[03:48:49] [SAPD]Antony(19): Police Radio: thats you, Over.
[03:48:54] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: hahahahahahaha, Over.
[03:49:00] [SAPD]Antony(19): Police Radio: ill get you on prison, Over.
[03:49:04] [Rstar]Jaaskaa(28): Police Radio: you just realized?, Over.
[03:49:22] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: U19, Over.
[03:49:30] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: U4 is considered dangerous, kill him with sausages, Over.
[03:49:33] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: Code 30, Over.
[03:49:56] Matute(18): Police Radio: requesting all available units, Over.
[03:49:58] [SAPD]Antony(19): Police Radio: go ahead u16, Over.
[03:50:01] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: Responding, Over.
[03:50:07] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: Antony, Over.
[03:50:16] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: if you see the suspect, throw sausages at him, Over.
[03:50:16] [SAPD]Antony(19): Police Radio: copy, Over.
[03:50:25] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: Okay?, Over.
[03:50:28] Louis_Keyl(4) was suspected by officer Louis_Keyl(4) for Most wanted
[03:50:35] [SAPD]Antony(19): Police Radio: hes wanted, Over.
[03:51:09] [SAPD]Antony(19): Police Radio: hes hacking the police radio, Over.
[03:51:14] Louis_Keyl(4) has been unsuspected by Louis_Keyl(4) - Being transported
[03:51:16] Louis_Keyl(4): Police Radio: YES I AM, Over.
[03:51:17] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: he's a very dangerous suspect, Over.
[03:51:23] [SAPD]Antony(19): Police Radio: we need a secret channel, Over.
[03:51:25] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: kill him with fire and magnets!!!, Over.
[03:52:37] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: Antony, Over.
[03:52:42] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: You found suspect 4?, Over.
[03:53:07] Louis_Keyl(4): Police Radio: SU4 Is known to be driving an hydra, Over.
[03:53:13] [SAPD]Antony(19): Police Radio: negative u16 i need assistance on the lookout, Over.
[03:53:32] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: I will equip you with minigun , Over.
[03:53:36] [SAPD]Antony(19): Police Radio: hes over me he gonna kill me, Over.
[03:53:37] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: So you can kill him , Over.
[03:53:45] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: throw sausages at him, Over.
[03:53:51] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: he's allergic to sausages, Over.
[03:54:04] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: do it before he destroys humanity!!, Over.
[03:54:36] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: Throw sausages!, Over.
[03:54:40] ***[XXXX] Louis_Keyl(4): HE THREW SAUSAGES AT ME
[03:54:45] ***[XXXX] =AV=Hidduh(16): LMAAAOOOO
[03:54:48] [SAPD]Antony(19): Police Radio: need help plz, Over.
[03:54:51] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: 10-76, Over.
[03:55:02] =AV=Hidduh(16) shouts: Throw sausages antony!!
[03:55:03] Louis_Keyl(4): Police Radio: You wont ever catch me!, Over.
[03:55:11] Louis_Keyl(4): Police Radio: I will nuke the town!, Over.
[03:55:18] [SAPD]Antony(19) throw sausages
[03:55:19] =AV=Hidduh(16) throws sausages at him
[03:55:25] [NP]Jesus(36) throws a sausage at the jet
[03:55:33] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: A bomb, Over.
[03:55:35] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: run!!, Over.
[03:56:06] Louis_Keyl(4) evil laughs
[03:56:10] Louis_Keyl(4) shouts: MUAHAHAHA!!
[03:56:14] Louis_Keyl(4) transforms into megatron
[03:56:28] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: Antony, there is a potato gun in the locker room, Over.
[03:56:36] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: Could you get it for me?, Over.
[03:56:58] Louis_Keyl(4) transformed his hydra into megatron the heli
[03:57:40] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: Antony, Over.
[03:57:43] =AV=Hidduh(16): Police Radio: You got the potato gun?, Over.
[03:57:52] Louis_Keyl(4) shouts: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
[03:57:54] Louis_Keyl(4) shouts: MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!
[03:57:58] =AV=Hidduh(16) screams
[03:58:07] =AV=Hidduh(16) shouts: Terrorist!!
[03:58:07] [SAPD]Antony(19) says: jajaajjaaj
[03:58:17] [SAPD]Antony(19) says: you have to be kiddin
[03:58:20] [SAPD]Antony(19) says: me
[03:58:23] =AV=Hidduh(16) shouts: help!!
[03:58:25] =AV=Hidduh(16) cries
[03:58:30] =AV=Hidduh(16) throws sausages at Louis
[03:58:34] Louis_Keyl(4) shouts: AHEHAHAHAHEHA!!
[03:58:36] [SAPD]Antony(19) says: hes fbi
[03:58:36] =AV=Hidduh(16) says: Throw this potato at his head Antony
[03:58:38] Louis_Keyl(4) gets sausages on his face
[03:58:41] =AV=Hidduh(16) says: THat's the only way to kill him
[03:58:57] Louis_Keyl(4) detonates his C4
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There are some things missing on that chatlog but it was EPIC.
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[00:03:54] <TeaM_BlueFox> (6) /cancelsuspect 6 suicide
[00:04:02] <Louis_Keyl> (4) ba/n 6 suiciding as suspect
[00:04:22] <Hwaldar_Corleone> (12) /ban 4 banning admins
[00:04:24] <Hwaldar_Corleone> (12) :P
[00:04:25] <TeaM_BlueFox> (6) /unban 6 /ban abuse
[00:04:32] <Louis_Keyl> (4) /banall nuff said
[00:04:40] <Hwaldar_Corleone> (12) /unbanself no
[00:04:53] <Aldo_Ancelotti> (18) /gmx
[00:04:56] <Aldo_Ancelotti> (18) nuff said
[00:05:04] You entered a Bus(989), owner: [State]
[00:05:04] You are now a registered driver, use /setfee to set your fee for customers.
[00:05:04] Please ensure you know the map so your customer does not have to tell you how to do your job!
[00:05:05] <Louis_Keyl> (4) rcon banip *.*.*.*
[00:05:10] <Aldo_Ancelotti> (18) orly
[00:05:17] <TeaM_BlueFox> (6) /ban 4 communists made me do it
[00:05:31] Entered business
[00:05:31] <Hwaldar_Corleone> (12) but i live in Democracy
[00:05:34] Left business
[00:05:35] You should be able to move now but if you still can't, try using /thawme
[00:05:36] <Hwaldar_Corleone> (12) or something
[00:05:37] You should be able to move now but if you still can't, try using /thawme
[00:05:39] <Louis_Keyl> (4) /nuke russia banning me
[00:05:43] You entered a Bus(989), owner: [State]
[00:05:43] You are now a registered driver, use /setfee to set your fee for customers.
[00:05:43] Please ensure you know the map so your customer does not have to tell you how to do your job!
[00:05:44] <Ethan_Mars> (9) No..
[00:05:46] <Hwaldar_Corleone> (12) oh wait
[00:05:50] <Hwaldar_Corleone> (12) id4 is him
[00:06:14] <Louis_Keyl> (4) /ban 4 in soviet russia, ban unbans you
[00:06:24] <Berko> (1) lol
[00:06:27] Louis_Keyl was banned by TeaM_BlueFox(6) for we arent in Russia.
[00:06:29] <TeaM_BlueFox> (6) shit
[00:06:32] <Hwaldar_Corleone> (12) lol
[00:06:33] <Berko> (1) D:
[00:06:44] <Aldo_Ancelotti> (18) PULLED A TAI
[00:06:48] <Aldo_Ancelotti> (18) :P
[00:06:51] <Hwaldar_Corleone> (12) Fox,you just killed him!
[00:06:57] <Abdiel_Lopez> (7) D=
[00:07:01] <Hwaldar_Corleone> (12) What will your parents say?
[00:07:02] <Aldo_Ancelotti> (18) IRL hes like WTF
[00:07:19] You entered a Bus(989), owner: [State]
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[00:10:56] <TeaM_BlueFox> (6) we arent going to play the /ban game anymore
[00:11:02] <Louis_Keyl> (13) I wanted it to go to funny chat logs but the chatlog got erased
[00:11:03] <Louis_Keyl> (13) :(
[00:11:09] <Hwaldar_Corleone> (12) dont worry louis
[00:11:11] <Arsham> (20) lol
[00:11:12] <Hwaldar_Corleone> (12) i saved it
[00:11:13] <Louis_Keyl> (13) SA:MP should save them all
[00:11:18] <Aldo_Ancelotti> (18) i hsaved it
[00:11:27] <[Rstar]Jaaskaa> (4) glad to see you shave
[00:11:32] <Aldo_Ancelotti> (18) lol
[00:11:33] <Louis_Keyl> (13) LOL.
[00:11:35] iMunna(3) has joined the server from United States
[00:11:36] <Hwaldar_Corleone> (12) i shave too
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tl;dr
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Hahaha. Nice ban on BlueFox :lol:
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whahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
Its like same as the /ad abuse of khornatemonkey but then worser;o
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whahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
Its like same as the /ad abuse of khornatemonkey but then worser;o
lol
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KhornateMonkey: Michelle_N !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[NP]Michelle_N[GP]: KhornateMonkey !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Can you save chatlogs on SA:MP? :(
I keep forgetting F8
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Can you save chatlogs on SA:MP? :(
I keep forgetting F8
/timestamp has to be on for it to save
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KhornateMonkey: Michelle_N !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[NP]Michelle_N[GP]: KhornateMonkey !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA
KhornateMonkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hahahahahahahahahaha.
Michelle_N !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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/timestamp has to be on for it to save
Not true, you can find the logs always in 'My Documents' --> 'Gta San Andreas' --> 'SA:MP'
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WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA
KhornateMonkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahaha.
Michelle_N !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jesus H Christ save us all from this.
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Michelle and Monkey, please get a room ;/
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Michelle and Monkey, please get a room ;/
:lol:
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Doggi has been banned by [Rstar]xcasio for dogs arent welcome here
Sad day for me :(
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Michelle and Monkey, please get a room ;/
Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
I'll be open and honest with you.
You're annoying.
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Lol
ok sorry :(
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<3?
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isn't this supposed to be funny chat logs? If you wanna chat use MSN... :conf:
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Anthony_Ancelotti(46) was suspected by officer [Rstar]Wdoyle(67) for selling tacos without a license and being mexican
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NIGGAWITHAWHITEMOM (40) has joined the server from New Zealand
It's racism maybe, but a hell load of people lol'ed.
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and being mexican
Was he banned? :roll:
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MistjerSjeik:
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:D
LMFAO where has the creativity gone?! HAHA!
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<3?
Were just friends.
:ps: Sorrry Louis :roll:
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NIGGAWITHAWHITEMOM (40) has joined the server from New Zealand
It's racism maybe, but a hell load of people lol'ed.
LOL!
MistjerSjeik:
ADVERTISEMENT: [Buying] [W]eed w[E]ed we[E]d wee[D], contact [AC]Sambo_Nyeak(Ph:****)
:D
hahahahah
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NIGGAWITHAWHITEMOM (40) has joined the server from New Zealand
It's racism maybe, but a hell load of people lol'ed.
hahahahahaha! that is fucking gold!
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NIGGAWITHAWHITEMOM (40) has joined the server from New Zealand
It's racism maybe, but a hell load of people lol'ed.
Holy mackarol, one of the things making me giggle a bit for a while!
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LOL
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Some Officer had been following us for like 10 mins and this is what happened
PM from Imy_Goodfellaz : wats happing ?
KhornateMonkey shouts megaphone): Stop Stalking us, I know im sexy.
Donald_Duck falls from the seat as of laughter
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you're not meant to post chat logs of yourself
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you're not meant to post chat logs of yourself
Says who?
If they're funny enough which is not the scenario above :)
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Says who?
If they're funny enough which is not the scenario above :)
Yeh that's what I meant :P
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Yeh that's what I meant :P
Yea dunno, I tried to laugh but I couldn't... :hit:
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<kronk> (4) whats a dpd
<[AF]Drix> (23) OMG
<GiacJr> (9) OMG
<[AF]Drix> (23) he SAID WAHTS DPD
<[AF]Drix> (23) !!!!!!!!!!!!!1
<[YMG]Berko> (8) dillmore police department
<GiacJr> (9) !!!!!!!!
<kronk> (4) OMG!!!!!!!!!!!
<Nexxt> (0) !!!!!
<[AF]Drix> (23) WOI12J3IO13J1MKL3
<Nexxt> (0) Lol
<GiacJr> (9) hahah
<kronk> (4) WTF1111!!!!!!!!!!!111
<GiacJr> (9) LOL
<Nexxt> (0) Roflmao Kronk.
<[AF]Drix> (23) loool
<[AF]Drix> (23) rofl
<kronk> (4) lol
<Trane_Kiedis> (1) lol
<GiacJr> (9) that was so weird
<kronk> (4) lolled hard
***[2324] Trane_Kiedis(1): wtf at mainchat?!
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ROFLMAO giac :D
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You guys need to find some funny chat logs, not just LOL OMG HAHA ones. They suck and are not at all funny.
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You guys need to find some funny chat logs, not just LOL OMG HAHA ones. They suck and are not at all funny.
+1
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You guys need to find some funny chat logs, not just LOL OMG HAHA ones. They suck and are not at all funny.
+1
I don't think you get the point ..
KhornateMonkey: Michelle_N !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[NP]Michelle_N[GP]: KhornateMonkey !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Our moon is officially "killed" now:
[21:20:32] Crime of FullName(14): Wanted for killing Moon
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Oshi here comes 2012
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+1
are you serious
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Our moon is officially "killed" now:
[21:20:32] Crime of FullName(14): Wanted for killing Moon
Oshi here comes 2012
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<kronk> (4) whats a dpd
<[AF]Drix> (23) OMG
<GiacJr> (9) OMG
<[AF]Drix> (23) he SAID WAHTS DPD
<[AF]Drix> (23) !!!!!!!!!!!!!1
<[YMG]Berko> (8) dillmore police department
<GiacJr> (9) !!!!!!!!
<kronk> (4) OMG!!!!!!!!!!!
<Nexxt> (0) !!!!!
<[AF]Drix> (23) WOI12J3IO13J1MKL3
<Nexxt> (0) Lol
<GiacJr> (9) hahah
<kronk> (4) WTF1111!!!!!!!!!!!111
<GiacJr> (9) LOL
<Nexxt> (0) Roflmao Kronk.
<[AF]Drix> (23) loool
<[AF]Drix> (23) rofl
<kronk> (4) lol
<Trane_Kiedis> (1) lol
<GiacJr> (9) that was so weird
<kronk> (4) lolled hard
***[2324] Trane_Kiedis(1): wtf at mainchat?!
Some Officer had been following us for like 10 mins and this is what happened
PM from Imy_Goodfellaz : wats happing ?
KhornateMonkey shouts megaphone): Stop Stalking us, I know im sexy.
Donald_Duck falls from the seat as of laughter
Not funny.
NIGGAWITHAWHITEMOM (40) has joined the server from New Zealand
Funny.
You guys need to find some funny chat logs, not just LOL OMG HAHA ones. They suck and are not at all funny.
True
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NIGGAWITHAWHITEMOM (40) has joined the server from New Zealand
It's racism maybe, but a hell load of people lol'ed.
That was epic at the time. :rofl:
I have some funny logs. Although, they contain adult humour. :poke:
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Sad to see killjoys in this topic...
Plenty of LOLs in old times and we still have them now.
Now waiting for more funny MTAVC-RP scenarios :lol:
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Not funny.
Funny.
My post wasn't a chatlog O.o
True
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Sad to see killjoys in this topic...
Plenty of LOLs in old times and we still have them now.
Now waiting for more funny MTAVC-RP scenarios :lol:
Why don't you create some? :)
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Why don't you create some? :)
IF you intend to create a chat log, especially if yourself did it, its not / not as funny. Random incidents and such that have no real purpose are funny, but, you get what I mean.
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Once upon a time... Funny chatlogs were funny.
:D
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Once upon a time... Funny chatlogs were funny.
:D
Can you do better humor with chatlogs? :D
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I lauged today but can't remember the logs -_-
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I lauged today but can't remember the logs -_-
:lol:
I say - hillarious chatlog.
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Cut off the off-topic talk, this is a place to post funny chat logs.
>funny
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'[AV]Nexxt(23) was suspected by sburns1992(56) for shouting in local chat ignoring admins[me]'
'[AV]Nexxt(23) was jailed by sburns1992(56) for 180 seconds'
'[Z]Mike(45) was suspected by sburns1992(56) for who likes the name Mike?'
'[Z]Mike(45) was jailed by sburns1992(56) for 180 seconds'
'[RI]Frank_Hawk(73) was suspected by sburns1992(56) for telling me i abuse cop rights'
'[RI]Frank_Hawk(73) was jailed by sburns1992(56) for 180 seconds'
'sburns1992: (56) I no abuse cop right'
'sbruns1992(56) was kicked by [WS]Tovvenarke(41) for yes you do'
5 minutes later...
'[WS]Tovvenarke(41) was suspected by sburns1992(13) for NO I DONT'
'[WS]Tovvenarke(41) has been unsuspected by [Rstar]Pancher(16) - abused'
'sburns1992: (13) I /jail it no work - I make no monies :('
an old fun thing :D i just found it :D post some funny like those :P
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:lol:
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an old fun thing :D i just found it :D post some funny like those :P
OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THAT DUDE LOL
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"The Login screen will appear shortly.Please Wait.
Connected to Argonath RPG
Mr.Remo_Gulucan[ B ] was banned by Admin TeaM_BlueFox(34) for Constant rulebreaking,lying to Administration,deathmatch."
I was stoned to see that Kinda "welcome message" o_x
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HAhahah sounds like you joined at a good time :D
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PM to StatuZ(18): pAtrol? =(
=AV=Twenty(17) was suspected by officer StatuZ(18) for busyw
=AV=Twenty(17) was suspected by officer StatuZ(18) for busyw
[AF]Chris: (36) lol
=AV=Twenty: (17) k
You have been unsuspected. Be a good citizen!
=AV=Twenty(17) has been unsuspected by StatuZ(18) - /./ that had to be a pm
Never bother StatuZ i guess.. =(
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PM to StatuZ(18): pAtrol? =(
=AV=Twenty(17) was suspected by officer StatuZ(18) for busyw
=AV=Twenty(17) was suspected by officer StatuZ(18) for busyw
[AF]Chris: (36) lol
=AV=Twenty: (17) k
You have been unsuspected. Be a good citizen!
=AV=Twenty(17) has been unsuspected by StatuZ(18) - /./ that had to be a pm
Never bother StatuZ i guess.. =(
Well .. at least you weren't suspected for reckless driving this time.
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Well .. at least you weren't suspected for reckless driving this time.
hahahah Lmao true :rofl: :rofl: 20 <3 :cop:
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Cut off the off-topic talk, this is a place to post funny chat logs.
read...
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Someguy: I dont want to get Aids...
Loyd_Bolt: Dont fuck a Skank then...
Time later
Jimmy Bowling: What I Dont fuck a Shank?
Loyd_Bolt: Skank Not Shank!!
Loyd_Bolt: LOL
I really cant read f**k a Skank... not f**k a Shank!!
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From now on, uploading pictures make you look stupid.
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From now on, uploading pictures make you look stupid.
Wow I really don't care what you think about me if you want to be rude.
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From now on, uploading pictures make you look stupid.
Why are you so Immature and Disrespectful to other players, Theres nothing wrong with posting pics. It also gives evidence that it is true aswell. So tell me again, How is this stupid ?
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Why are you so Immature and Disrespectful to other players, Theres nothing wrong with posting pics. It also gives evidence that it is true aswell. So tell me again, How is this stupid ?
If you had read the first page, you'd understand...
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It was [Gstar]ScorpZ's "burial".
Someone asked on main chat :
xxx(xx): Can I sing him a song ?
Me(xx): What song ?
xxx(xx): Another one bites the dust.
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Why call him stupid when its a Comman Mistake.
Because then atleast people will have excuses to post picture chatlogs.
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BlackMesa(42) hands out black mesa job flyer to ApertureScience(70)
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PM from BlackMesa(42): Black Mesa
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(http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/2276/twenty.jpg) (http://img301.imageshack.us/i/twenty.jpg/)
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WHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA XD twenty:P
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Where did the humour go...
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Where did the humour go...
It got lost 120 pages ago
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This page has been officially got a stamp on it: "not funny"s
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Me and Ben Deleon were on patrol, we stopped off at Dillimore...
Julio Stracci: /me opens the glovebox
Ben Deleon: What are you doing?
JS: /me spots a donut
JS: /me picks up the donut and brings it to his mouth
BD: Oh no...
JS: /me is about to bite the donut
BD: Oh my God, stop!
JS: /me Bites into the donut
BD: That donut has been in there for more than one weeks!!
JS: /em Frantic Gagging
BD: oh my god...
JS: /me spits the donut out the window
JS: /em SPLAT
BD: The window was closed, well done
JS: /em Globs of donut and Jam slide down the window
BD: Clean it now, I can't send it back like this!
JS: /me winds the window down
JS: /em SMEAR
JS: /me winds the window back up
JS: There, all gone
BD: You've broken it!
BD: /me activates the passenger electric window
BD: Window JAMS
BD: Now look what you've done...
JS /em Looks Sheepish
:)
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OMFG, we found out Jeffrey's "real" identity! :lol:
Btw, these are real logs from TS, after I taught 2 new freecops how to use TS. We were in the registration lobby, but I havent heard from them since. Freecop1 (forgot their names... I dont have TSO lol) sounded like he was around 17 while Freecop2 was quite younger, around 12-13 I guess, from the sound of their voices.
There was an old woman (another new guy as well, havent heard from him since) in Pershing Square who was doing /lay and in need of first-aid fast after being hit by a car, which sped away. The two Freecops arrived on an SAPD bike just as I was trying to help the old woman.
[AV]JDC_Kolta: This woman needs some CPR bad.
Freecop1: Hmm, she'll need mouth-to-mouth.
Freecop2: You do it!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: No, you do it!
Freecop1: Wait, I have an idea. *ding*
[AV]JDC_Kolta: What idea? :0
Freecop1: Okay, now jam the bike pump into her mouth.
Freecop2: What if she explodes?
Freecop1: That would be AWESOME!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: omg...
Found it on the first page ^.^ still funny.
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*A guy with bad spelling and pronouncation was trying to explain something over TS"
Oliver_Daniels says: did someone just say AUUAUHOAOHOHUHUJ over teamspeak?
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"[VeryBusy]DoNotPM(114) has joined the server from Republic of Busy People"
A very busy man :cool:
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Seriously, go cry and bitch somewhere where someone actually wants to hear your bullshit. Nobody cares how much of a disastrous pile of shit this topic has become, so take it somewhere else.
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"[VeryBusy]DoNotPM(114) has joined the server from Republic of Busy People"
A very busy man :cool:
lol :rofl:
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Someone was pissed at first, however. Calmed down and then said this. Wich I found funny:
[15:39:04] <Sigmar> (52) the car just went like *whoo-P* and it was gone, ALIENS I tell you, ALIENS
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Haha, never forget tai :cool:
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=AV=Grzesiek was suspected by officer =AV=Twenty for omg nig u b escaping ffuuuuu
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[21:03:58] <Matt_koill> (41) excuse me
[21:04:04] Jessica_Gulucan(37) has been jailed by [SACS]MARIO(7) for 15 seconds
[21:04:07] <Matt_koill> (41) hello
[21:04:07] <Jake_Bear> (4) your excuswd
[21:04:10] <Jake_Bear> (4) your excused*
[21:04:18] <Matt_koill> (41) i would like to apply for a job here
[21:04:19] <LocoMotor> (24) lol
[21:04:23] <Jake_Bear> (4) you may not
[21:04:30] <Jake_Bear> (4) try /quit applyjob
[21:04:31] <LocoMotor> (24) lol
[21:04:32] <Matt_koill> (41) why not
[21:04:34] <Jake_Bear> (4) it's cool
[21:04:36] <Jake_Bear> (4) try /quit applyjob
[21:04:40] <LocoMotor> (24) jake
[21:04:43] <LocoMotor> (24) dnt be a jerk
[21:04:45] PM from Jake_Bear(4): lolz
[21:04:46] <Jake_Bear> (4) lolz
[21:04:52] PM to Jake_Bear(4): lmao.
[21:04:53] <[AF]Meepy> (34) Jake! stop being funny!
[21:04:54] basreng(15) has joined the server from Indonesia
[21:04:59] <Jake_Bear> (4) lol
[21:05:00] Error: target player not connected.
[21:05:04] <LocoMotor> (24) lol he /quit
[21:05:06] <Jake_Bear> (4) fine here's the real cmd
[21:05:06] <LocoMotor> (24) dumbass
[21:05:09] <Jake_Bear> (4) ROFL
[21:05:13] <LocoMotor> (24) lmao.
[21:05:21] <Jake_Bear> (4) when he relogs
[21:05:21] Matt_koill(8) has joined the server from United States
[21:05:25] <LocoMotor> (24) ROFL!
[21:05:25] [SACS]MARIO(7) says: i sry
[21:05:27] <[AF]Meepy> (34) ROFL!
[21:05:27] [SACS]MARIO(7) says: i bad man
[21:05:28] <Jake_Bear> (4) ROFL!
[21:05:29] [SACS]Kirby(21) says: rly guy
[21:05:39] <Matt_koill> (8) hello games
[21:05:40] Nikolai_Gvardia(20) shouts: Freka!!
[21:05:40] <LocoMotor> (24) man put these in funny chatlogs!
LOL this was hilarious at the moment. Jake gave us a good laugh a few moments ago :lol:
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What's so funny with misleading and mocking newcomers... ?
Shame on you..
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wait, that supposed to be funny? oh my.
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wait, that supposed to be funny? oh my.
i bet you if an admin wud of posted that it wud of been "ohh hilarious! :lol:"
:lol:
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What's so funny with misleading and mocking newcomers... ?
Shame on you..
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[21:03:58] <Matt_koill> (41) excuse me
[21:04:04] Jessica_Gulucan(37) has been jailed by [SACS]MARIO(7) for 15 seconds
[21:04:07] <Matt_koill> (41) hello
[21:04:07] <Jake_Bear> (4) your excuswd
[21:04:10] <Jake_Bear> (4) your excused*
[21:04:18] <Matt_koill> (41) i would like to apply for a job here
[21:04:19] <LocoMotor> (24) lol
[21:04:23] <Jake_Bear> (4) you may not
[21:04:30] <Jake_Bear> (4) try /quit applyjob
[21:04:31] <LocoMotor> (24) lol
[21:04:32] <Matt_koill> (41) why not
[21:04:34] <Jake_Bear> (4) it's cool
[21:04:36] <Jake_Bear> (4) try /quit applyjob
[21:04:40] <LocoMotor> (24) jake
[21:04:43] <LocoMotor> (24) dnt be a jerk
[21:04:45] PM from Jake_Bear(4): lolz
[21:04:46] <Jake_Bear> (4) lolz
[21:04:52] PM to Jake_Bear(4): lmao.
[21:04:53] <[AF]Meepy> (34) Jake! stop being funny!
[21:04:54] basreng(15) has joined the server from Indonesia
[21:04:59] <Jake_Bear> (4) lol
[21:05:00] Error: target player not connected.
[21:05:04] <LocoMotor> (24) lol he /quit
[21:05:06] <Jake_Bear> (4) fine here's the real cmd
[21:05:06] <LocoMotor> (24) dumbass
[21:05:09] <Jake_Bear> (4) ROFL
[21:05:13] <LocoMotor> (24) lmao.
[21:05:21] <Jake_Bear> (4) when he relogs
[21:05:21] Matt_koill(8) has joined the server from United States
[21:05:25] <LocoMotor> (24) ROFL!
[21:05:25] [SACS]MARIO(7) says: i sry
[21:05:27] <[AF]Meepy> (34) ROFL!
[21:05:27] [SACS]MARIO(7) says: i bad man
[21:05:28] <Jake_Bear> (4) ROFL!
[21:05:29] [SACS]Kirby(21) says: rly guy
[21:05:39] <Matt_koill> (8) hello games
[21:05:40] Nikolai_Gvardia(20) shouts: Freka!!
[21:05:40] <LocoMotor> (24) man put these in funny chatlogs!
LOL this was hilarious at the moment. Jake gave us a good laugh a few moments ago :lol:
I don't find this to be the Slightest of funny, and no. I wouldnt even say thats funny as of it being an admin. I just want you to think of how this person felt when entering the server. He was Basicly mocked by you and other people. So, on behalf of this man/women, I'm sorry indeed. I hope this log is removed in the future as it gives you or Argonath, no Greater good.
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i bet you if an admin wud of posted that it wud of been "ohh hilarious! :lol:"
:lol:
I bet you that no, that wouldn't happen.
Rated your post dumb.
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What's so funny with misleading and mocking newcomers... ?
Shame on you..
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i bet you if an admin wud of posted that it wud of been "ohh hilarious! :lol:"
:lol:
You should be banned for doing that
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You should be banned for doing that
as i can see, none of you can read, which i find hilarious :lol:
i was laughing, i never told him to /quit.
what's wrong with laughing? :redface:
i should get banned for laughing? i don't think so..
maybe you would ban me, but you're not an admin.. ;)
and have no opinion in a ban as whatsoever.
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nig
Every time someone says that, it makes me angry that they aren't banned.
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Every time someone says that, it makes me angry that they aren't banned.
Nig?
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You are lucky I was not there when that "funny" chatlog happened...
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LOLOMFG
Thats so funny...
Seriously, where are the real fnny things?..
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*a freecop Norton_Scammer was running around Corleone Mansion. Then, hitman for Shockk Jessicca_Gulucan shows up*
Jason_CorleoneT: Hey officer, that woman is a hitman. please kill her
*Norton_Scammer runs up to her and shoots at her two or three times, missed the shots*
[XXXX]Shockk_Corleone: WHAT THE FUCK DID THAT REALLY WORK!?!
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I don't get it :(
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This is funny chat logs, not cool stories. It's not a high-quality funny chat log if you need to explain things or show actions that happened.
@all wondering where are the actually funny chat logs
Back in the day when people actually role-played the Argonath style and not the "serious" style, almost every role-play could've been a funny chat log. But only the best were posted.
When people are playing serious, there is just nothing funny in the game. Because it's serious and not funny.
And stop posting goddamn images! Re-type it, it's as much work as carving, re-saving and uploading the image!
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redicolus picture removed
Thanks Moderator :)
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Did you read Grz's post? DON'T POST PICS.
and @Zailas ban, that's not even close to being funny.
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*a freecop Norton_Scammer was running around Corleone Mansion. Then, hitman for Shockk Jessicca_Gulucan shows up*
Jason_CorleoneT: Hey officer, that woman is a hitman. please kill her
*Norton_Scammer runs up to her and shoots at her two or three times, missed the shots*
[XXXX]Shockk_Corleone: WHAT THE f**k DID THAT REALLY WORK!?!
LOLOMFG
Thats so funny...
Seriously, where are the real fnny things?..
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Atleast I'm tryin'.
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I have been banned for script tests more then once, aswell due to wrong ID's.
What's the fun of it?! :/
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Nexxt, the question is 'Wheres the fun in the topic' becouse i cant seem to find it
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This is funny chat logs, not cool stories. It's not a high-quality funny chat log if you need to explain things or show actions that happened.
@all wondering where are the actually funny chat logs
Back in the day when people actually role-played the Argonath style and not the "serious" style, almost every role-play could've been a funny chat log. But only the best were posted.
=AV=Grzesiek was suspected by officer =AV=Twenty for omg nig u b escaping ffuuuuu
Now tell me whats funny in your chatlog?
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I'll quote the funny part:
=AV=Twenty for omg nig u b escaping ffuuuuu
:D
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:lol:
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What's the funny in that? Gimli just needed someone to ban to test a script, and i helped him with it :roll:
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Can we close this topic? Nothing funny anyway.
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ArgonathRPG SA:MP isn't funny anymore, everybody is looking for the power,money and being the boss then how do you expect to find something funny?
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I'd suggest to lock this topic,because humour was banned
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I'd suggest to lock this topic,because humour was banned
lol
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There are people that post unfunny shit and people that complain about everything being unfunny shit.
Both sides are bad.
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I'd suggest to lock this topic,because humour was banned
LoL.
ArgonathRPG SA:MP isn't funny anymore, everybody is looking for the power,money and being the boss then how do you expect to find something funny?
Agreed.
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Surprized this topic is still stickied.
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Quit moaning already
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ArgonathRPG SA:MP isn't funny anymore, everybody is looking for the power,money and being the boss then how do you expect to find something funny?
What the fuck, is this Fastsh00t? For some time he said something what really makes sense and is correct.
Quit moaning already
Didn't you see in other topics?
OPINION = / = MOANING
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People, stop acting all cocky and sarcastic at some jokes.
At least he tried to get on topic and post something funny, to make you guys chuckle abit.
anyway
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i LOL'D :D
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Now tell me whats funny in your chatlog?
I think it's 20's language which is the funny part :))
off topic removed
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For me, Twenty is not being funny by typing like that :P.
I'll look into my screenshots to post some stuff soon ;).
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ADVERTISEMENT: Selling my ass , contact Charz_Rinnegato(Phone:1234)
[NP]Comrey_Ancelotti: (12) 50 bucks for it!!
Kevin_McCollins: (33) It's full of shit, no thanks.
Benjamin_Marques: (61) wait
might not be funniest one.. and think you'd have to have whole conversation.. i only got some of it :(
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[WS]ElMartu (19): seriously man
Crime of [WS]ElMartu(19): suspected by officer Chris_Spoon(59) for with them.
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For me, Twenty is not being funny by typing like that :P.
I'll look into my screenshots to post some stuff soon ;).
hey thats not on topic and isnt a funny chat log!!! zomg my post was saying the same thing but it got deleted :pop:
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ADVERTISEMENT: Selling my ass , contact Charz_Rinnegato(Phone:1234)
[NP]Comrey_Ancelotti: (12) 50 bucks for it!!
Kevin_McCollins: (33) It's full of shit, no thanks.
Benjamin_Marques: (61) wait
might not be funniest one.. and think you'd have to have whole conversation.. i only got some of it :(
*Giggle*
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[WS]ElMartu (19): seriously man
Crime of [WS]ElMartu(19): suspected by officer Chris_Spoon(59) for with them.
I laughed :rofl:
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Sorry for not typing it out... it'll lose it's touch if it is typed out.
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I would like to know the name of admin who does it...
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I remember those :))
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I would like to know the name of admin who does it...
Why u mad tho?
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/cbalert?
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It's not /cbalert (it only shows up in green/ orange)
When did this happen?
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I would like to know the name of admin who does it...
Go chatlogs mate?:)
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Go chatlogs mate?:)
Already got info...
Why u mad tho?
If you wanna be a psychoanalytic you will suck at it cos I am not mad, like you it or not...
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Already got info...
Very sorry for off topic, but may I ask, what'll happen to the administrator using the announcement function? Or.. Missusing?
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*Traffic stop at Jefferson, a guy was stopped, while in the other side of the road another guy approaches him.*
Trey_Johnson(32) says: Sir step back now!
Nexxt(82) is considering taking his badge
Trey_Johnson(32) says: Leon get him out of here
Cyril_Olaso(64) is considering taking it too
Trey_Johnson(32) says: Leon get him out of here
Nexxt(82) shows badge.
Cyril_Olaso(64) shows badge.
Nexxt(82) says: Civilian, please leave
Nexxt(82) says: LOL
Cyril_Olaso(64) says: LOL
After a while, in the lottery:
Nexxt(82): 66 plz
------------------------ IMPORTANT INFORMATION ------------------------
ATTENTION: Lottery draw #3785 has started. The chosen number will be random.
ATTENTION: Today the winning number is 67.
Sorry, but you did not win the lottery this time.
Lottery News: The jackpot has been raised to $73660.
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[ARFD]Delta_Alterlis(25): AHHH
Nexxt(82): ..
Nikolai_Gvardia(38): Lol Nexxt
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Trey_Johnson(32) says: Sir step back now!
Nexxt(82) is considering taking his badge
Trey_Johnson(32) says: Leon get him out of here
Cyril_Olaso(64) is considering taking it too
Trey_Johnson(32) says: Leon get him out of here
Nexxt(82) shows badge.
Cyril_Olaso(64) shows badge.
Nexxt(82) says: Civilian, please leave
Nexxt(82) says: LOL
Cyril_Olaso(64) says: LOL
:rofl:
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rofl
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Haha, in the beginning we were there with 2 cops and 2 civilians (me and Cyril) and in the end it were 4 cops.
Haha, that was hilarious XD
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[13:55:08] <giratina> (3) the server says unknow command like unown pokemon
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[WS]TheRock_Kolta(142) smokes some =AV=, getting veteran
He was high on =AV=, I swear! D:
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Sorry for not typing it out... it'll lose it's touch if it is typed out.
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woah im not sure but i think the second one might be me, i lold at the first one but :P
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LOL!!! Well, even though the rules for this topic say "NO PICTURES". Those two should be an exception. Any pictures with an admin doing a wrong chat fail as seen above should be excused as quoted above: "It will lose its touch if typed out"
Well, for me before going to school, I saw this admin fail.
=AV=Zaila(15) has joined the server from Sweden
Blood_Sucker (13) zajeban do u remember me?
AmericanBoy was kicked by =AV=Zaila(15) for Go back to "Radeon_HB".
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Admin [Rstar]Husky(65): lol vince ur pissing from ass
Admin =AV=Vince(100): LOL?
Admin [Rstar]CBFasi(19): he not perfect
Admin =AV=Vince(100): omg
Admin TeaM_JayL(118): LMAO
Admin [WS]Battle_Kolta(80): lol CBF
Admin [Rstar]CBFasi(19): at least its not head
Admin =AV=Vince(100): OMG
We were in CBF's house so when CBF went to the toilet...
[Rstar]CBFasi(19) turns lighs off
Dutchy(7) killed by Server
[Rstar]Husky(65) killed by Server
[Rstar]CBFasi(19) killed by Server
=AV=Vince(100) killed by Server
=AV=GHunter(126) killed by Server
[NP]InfernalCurse(44) killed by Server
Another great thing we have left from CBFasi.
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=AV=Zaila(15) has joined the server from Sweden
AmericanBoy was kicked by =AV=Zaila(15) for Go back to "Radeon_HB".
fixed.
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ArgonathRPG SA:MP isn't funny anymore, everybody is looking for the power,money and being the boss then how do you expect to find something funny?
Fine. HEY, are you leaving? CAN I GET UR MONEYS?
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Fine. HEY, are you leaving? CAN I GET UR MONEYS?
Lmao...
Thats probably the funniest logs I ever saw in this topic...
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Lmao...
Thats probably the funniest logs I ever saw in this topic...
True :lol:
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True :lol:
Probably also an epic quote that actually summarizes a lot of people in this community well :lol:
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Sad to see killjoys in this topic...
Plenty of LOLs in old times and we still have them now.
Everyone's a critic JDC. Srsly, don't like the chat logs here? Go find another thread.
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CopXXX shouts on Megaphone ): Dont Aim with the gun and you sir dont piss at civilians Both actions are illegal!
Civilian says: thats a fake gun.
Vladimir_Gvardia says : Sir im not pissing.
CopXXX shouts in Megaphone ): I can see your dick sir?
Vladimir_Gvardia:Fine..How big is it ?
CopXXX shouts in Megaphone ):Big enough to take you to jail.
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CopXXX shouts on Megaphone ): Dont Aim with the gun and you sir dont piss at civilians Both actions are illegal!
Civilian says: thats a fake gun.
Vladimir_Gvardia says : Sir im not pissing.
CopXXX shouts in Megaphone ): I can see your dick sir?
Vladimir_Gvardia:Fine..How big is it ?
CopXXX shouts in Megaphone ):Big enough to take you to jail.
lol! now that was pretty funny. Should try to find that cop and give him a salary raise.
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CopXXX shouts on Megaphone ): Dont Aim with the gun and you sir dont piss at civilians Both actions are illegal!
Civilian says: thats a fake gun.
Vladimir_Gvardia says : Sir im not pissing.
CopXXX shouts in Megaphone ): I can see your dick sir?
Vladimir_Gvardia:Fine..How big is it ?
CopXXX shouts in Megaphone ):Big enough to take you to jail.
lmfao!! epic come back from that cop! omfg! hahahahahaahha! now this is real "funny chatlogs" keep it up! :hurray:
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I found it funny :P
Drix_CorleoneT:(9) How can i make underline at namehouse or bizz?
[AF]Brandon_Gvardia: (40) noob /namebizz /namehouse
[AF]Brandon_Gvardia: (40) oh
[AF]Brandon_Gvardia: (40) underline
Drix_CorleoneT:(9) Yeah, whos the noob why can't read now huh?
[AF]Brandon_Gvardia: (40) LOL
Mampoo_Koltsov (0) hahah owned
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I found it funny :P
Drix_CorleoneT:(9) How can i make underline at namehouse or bizz?
[AF]Brandon_Gvardia: (40) noob /namebizz /namehouse
[AF]Brandon_Gvardia: (40) oh
[AF]Brandon_Gvardia: (40) underline
Drix_CorleoneT:(9) Yeah, whos the noob why can't read now huh?
[AF]Brandon_Gvardia: (40) LOL
Mampoo_Koltsov (0) hahah owned
lol Brandon...
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Gvardia = funny ;)
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I found it funny :P
Drix_CorleoneT:(9) How can i make underline at namehouse or bizz?
[AF]Brandon_Gvardia: (40) noob /namebizz /namehouse
[AF]Brandon_Gvardia: (40) oh
[AF]Brandon_Gvardia: (40) underline
Drix_CorleoneT:(9) Yeah, whos the noob why can't read now huh?
[AF]Brandon_Gvardia: (40) LOL
Mampoo_Koltsov (0) hahah owned
LOL. That's just epic
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[22:32:09] FapMaster was kicked by Munna_Kolta(22) for go back to PenisBeater.
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Something amazing happened for us today
(http://img813.imageshack.us/img813/1430/20101113194452capture.jpg)
Jubin is out of GS9. This is a miracle!
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[22:32:09] FapMaster was kicked by Munna_Kolta(22) for go back to PenisBeater.
HAHAHA
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HAHAHA
nope.avi
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There should be a forum ban of 1 day for every non-funny log posted in here, lol.
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[22:32:09] FapMaster was kicked by Munna_Kolta(22) for go back to PenisBeater.
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
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Black_Hank: anyone need taxi?
[TCL]JaMeS_Alt: use /ad
ADVERTISEMENT: need taxi?
Black_Hank: OMG SOMEBODYS TAKING MY MONEY!
[TCL]JaMeS_Alt: that was the /ad
Black_Hank: HELP!!!
[ALSa]Stof_Ruiz: ahhahahahah u just made my day
xDDDDDDDDDD
Thaught I could bring up the humor back :D
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Thaught I could bring up the humor back :D
The only thing that was remotely funny was the fact that /ad was $50 back then.
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[22:32:09] FapMaster was kicked by Munna_Kolta(22) for go back to PenisBeater.
HAHAHA, roooofl :rofl:
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The only thing that was remotely funny was the fact that /ad was $50 back then.
me lols
Keep bringing any logs, turns out bad logs brings good replies :D
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[00:09:25] <TeaM_SugarD> (22) lol Sup Santa
[00:09:29] <[SM]Grive_Boizja> (41) What?
[00:09:31] <[SM]Grive_Boizja> (41) What the heck dude
[00:09:35] <TeaM_Santa> (17) HeySugar
[00:09:36] <[SM]Grive_Boizja> (41) its a fake toy knife
[00:09:41] <TeaM_Santa> (17) What would you want as a christmas gift?
[00:09:42] Nikola_Lasic(4) has joined the server
[00:09:46] <LocoMotor> (15) i wanna see it
[00:09:47] <TeaM_Santa> (17) I can give you 10 grams of Salt
[00:09:49] [SM]Grive_Boizja(41) is at: Pershing Square, Los Santos
[00:09:50] <TeaM_SugarD> (22) For MTA:VC to be active again
[00:09:54] <TeaM_Santa> (17) Ok
[00:09:59] <LocoMotor> (15) LOL
Idk if it may be funny to you... but i guess it kinda is..? :redface:
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Before I can find it funny, please explain me it, as I do not get it
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well santa came in and offered SUGAR 10 grams of salt..
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well santa came in and offered SUGAR 10 grams of salt..
OMFG, so funny, not.
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OMFG, so funny, not.
i don't see you coming up with anything better... Put your money where your mouth is, or just stay quiet.
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i don't see you coming up with anything better... Put your money where your mouth is, or just stay quiet.
Oh please, spare me! :roll:
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Oh please, spare me! :roll:
:lol: you're not even worth it.
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Cop1( XX): .r Requesting unsuspect on suspect 64 - proven innocent via investigation
Altair_Carter (109): Cop1, negative on that.
Negative (113): hm?
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ADVERTISEMENT: Buying - WEED & HEROIN - High Prices -, Contact Enzo_Gvardia(Phone:846298)
ADVERTISEMENT: Buying Heroin :$, cotnact SavioR_Stracci(Phone:936276)
ADVERTISEMENT: Buying Weed :$, contact Richard_Stracci(Phone:212)
After a few mins.
Richard_Stracci(18) was suspected by officer fuzzy1(0) for illegal ad, purchasing weed
SavioR_Stracci(23) was suspected by officer fuzzy1(0) for illegal ad, purchasing weed
SavioR_Stracci: (23) Gimme weap
SavioR_Stracci: (23) WTF
SavioR_Stracci: (23) hahahahhaha
SavioR_Stracci: (23) I bought heroin though
ADVERTISEMENT: some, Contact Crazy_Dzimmy(Phone:8711)
Crazy_Dzimmy: (2) dang
Franco_Ancelotti: some ad abuse
Nexxt: (17) I want "some:"
Nexxt: (17) :D
PM from [WS]Ben_Samiir(8): Congratzz you amde it =)
PM to [WS]Ben_Samiir(8): Yea :)
PM to [WS]Ben_Samiir(8): ape :D u on ape duty?
PM from [WS]Ben_Samiir(8): Always
Drix: (53) Yung yo dont masturbate?
Drix: (53) Then your a pussy.
Drix: (53) Sorry.
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[WS]Ben_Samiir: (8) A men that never masturbated isnn't a men in my eyes.
Jenny_Fox: (24) 65 percent of woman have masturbated once in their life
big_worm has joined the server from Greece
Admin Salmonella(109): He has a big nose
Admin =AV=Hidduh(43): lol
Admin Salmonella(109): really big nose :P
Admin =AV=Hidduh(43): i has no big nose :P
Admin Salmonella(109): no you have a big cock
ADVERTISEMENT: buying money!, contact =AV=GrZombie(Phone:9253)
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ADVERTISEMENT: Selling Money! $1 for $2!, contact [AF]Julio_Marlen(phone:6642)
A hacker-fail.
-INVENTORY of nikafd(61):-
Cash: 10k. Screen cash: $1337
(Not the exact way we see it, but I can't even display the original even.)
Skitz_CorleoneT: (11) one of my mates had 2 antivirus installed.. it's like wearing two condoms
[WS]Tevin[AF]: (30) Dude stop following me saying taste the cock
Kody: (42) 8===D
Jcstodds(36) watches the bikini woman and is tempted to blow his cover
Jcstodds(36) dives at her feet
=AV=Jserg: (42) Really, saving money in your ass is a good way to protect em tbh
[WS]Tanker: (43) Ye :D
[NP]Curse[CG]: (114) Maybe for you Jserg
[NP]Curse[CG]: (114) Who'd want to go near your ass :P
=AV=Jserg: (42) Everyone, i got a great ass
[WS]Rock_Kolta has joined the server from Greece
Nexxt: (18) Hi Rockckz.zz.z.
[WS]Rock_Kolta: hey.
Nexxt: (18) ouch! Redname!
Madboi_Corleone: (19) Lockrolta :D
[AF]Ray_Volcano: (1) Fap for life, yo'
Nexxt: (18) I'm to old to fap, sorry.
Matute(19) has joined the server from Argentina
Admin Matute(19): I HAD SEX WITH ROCK AND I LIKED IT!
Admin [WS]Rock_Kolta(22): o.o[
Catdog_Desmare: (9) Wizzard is your real name Harry poterror something?
:lol:
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NO..ANY..PICTURES.
fail btw.
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[WS]Ben_Samiir: (8) A men that never masturbated isnn't a men in my eyes.
ben sure loves his man booty
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Catdog: (35) Not fair...999 pay??? Wow even a homeless fagggot hobbo gets more
=AV=Monkey: (48) Oh Hai Air Cadet Ben
SkyHawk: (5) What monkey?
ADVERTISEMENT: Payday sponsered by Cluckin' xcasio - Taste The Cock, contact Nexxt(ID:73)
Riko_Scalletta: (84) OMG i am poor just 999$ the payday
Catdog was tempbanned by Luke_Hofmann(128) for 10 minutes for moaning.
Server closed the connection.
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Sounds like an unfair ban to me.
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Yes Exactly Altair, I am glad you see it the way I do..Well I am not gonna argue with admins or anything.
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that's not funny. :poke:
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Sounds like an unfair ban to me.
/sarcasm
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ahh not funny?...Yeah now that I look at it, it is not funny.. :pop:
/sarcasm 4 life :weed:
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Funny chatlogs is a not a platform to moan about "abused bans" , you all know [email protected]
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I was not moaning at all! If you think I did I am sorry, I was just posting my funny chatlog(which is not really funny now) I was saying something funny then I got tempbanned for 10 min, I am not moaning I am/was laughing at it.
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Removed due to a small talk with Fox. I found it hilarious, however.
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Is That Funny ? :S
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No that is not funny at all!
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Crime of =AV=Deejay(36): suspected by officier Fabijan_Fabo_Snoopy for shooting me with car
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GiacJr(x) was banned by TeaM_Fox(x) for Moaning, constant rulebreak, lying to administration.
Since when this is defined as a funny chatlog?
I guess you have no sense of humour then?
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GiacJr(x) was banned by TeaM_Fox(x) for Moaning, constant rulebreak, lying to administration.
he was banned? lol....
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Since when this is defined as a funny chatlog?
I guess you have no sense of humour then?
No. Just a crude sense of humor.
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Since when this is defined as a funny chatlog?
I guess you have no sense of humour then?
btw plz remove the quote
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Since when this is defined as a funny chatlog?
>implying the other chat logs are funny
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>implying the other chat logs are funny
Not really, but this one was very obvious to be really not funny.
So that's why I replied to that.
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CopXXX shouts on Megaphone ): Dont Aim with the gun and you sir dont piss at civilians Both actions are illegal!
Civilian says: thats a fake gun.
Vladimir_Gvardia says : Sir im not pissing.
CopXXX shouts in Megaphone ): I can see your dick sir?
Vladimir_Gvardia:Fine..How big is it ?
CopXXX shouts in Megaphone ):Big enough to take you to jail.
Lol Vladimir.. :D
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Not really, but this one was very obvious to be really not funny.
So that's why I replied to that.
We all have opinions, and I was pretty sure aragorn warned not to post 'thats not funny!' posts in here anymore.
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Crime of =AV=Deejay(36): suspected by officier Fabijan_Fabo_Snoopy for shooting me with car
O.O :lol:
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Kevin_McCollins: Mike_Hawk - how do we spell your name? it sounds like "My cock"D:
James_Martini: thats the point
James_Martini: he's friends with Mike Hunt
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Kevin_McCollins: Mike_Hawk - how do we spell your name? it sounds like "My cock"D:
James_Martini: thats the point
James_Martini: he's friends with Mike Hunt
:rofl:
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Nice to see me in one of the chatlogs Rock posted :D
Julio Stracci: I love to argue with a worthy adversary, but when one is not around, I will quite happily wipe the floor with a turd like you.
???_Stracci: Harsh
harg745: Why wud u wipe floor with turd?
loled
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Nice to see me in one of the chatlogs Rock posted :D
Julio Stracci: I love to argue with a worthy adversary, but when one is not around, I will quite happily wipe the floor with a turd like you.
???_Stracci: Harsh
harg745: Why wud u wipe floor with turd?
loled
LOL
Reminds me of the I eat shit like you for breakfast joke xD
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Kevin_McCollins: Mike_Hawk - how do we spell your name? it sounds like "My cock"D:
James_Martini: thats the point
James_Martini: he's friends with Mike Hunt
Funniest log for a good few pages. :lol:
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ADVERTISEMENT: Buying - WEED & HEROIN - High Prices -, Contact Enzo_Gvardia(Phone:846298)
ADVERTISEMENT: Buying Heroin :$, cotnact SavioR_Stracci(Phone:936276)
ADVERTISEMENT: Buying Weed :$, contact Richard_Stracci(Phone:212)
After a few mins.
Richard_Stracci(18) was suspected by officer fuzzy1(0) for illegal ad, purchasing weed
SavioR_Stracci(23) was suspected by officer fuzzy1(0) for illegal ad, purchasing weed
SavioR_Stracci: (23) Gimme weap
SavioR_Stracci: (23) WTF
SavioR_Stracci: (23) hahahahhaha
SavioR_Stracci: (23) I bought heroin though
ADVERTISEMENT: some, Contact Crazy_Dzimmy(Phone:8711)
Crazy_Dzimmy: (2) dang
Franco_Ancelotti: some ad abuse
Nexxt: (17) I want "some:"
Nexxt: (17) :D
PM from [WS]Ben_Samiir(8): Congratzz you amde it =)
PM to [WS]Ben_Samiir(8): Yea :)
PM to [WS]Ben_Samiir(8): ape :D u on ape duty?
PM from [WS]Ben_Samiir(8): Always
Drix: (53) Yung yo dont masturbate?
Drix: (53) Then your a pussy.
Drix: (53) Sorry.
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[WS]Ben_Samiir: (8) A men that never masturbated isnn't a men in my eyes.
Jenny_Fox: (24) 65 percent of woman have masturbated once in their life
big_worm has joined the server from Greece
Admin Salmonella(109): He has a big nose
Admin =AV=Hidduh(43): lol
Admin Salmonella(109): really big nose :P
Admin =AV=Hidduh(43): i has no big nose :P
Admin Salmonella(109): no you have a big cock
ADVERTISEMENT: buying money!, contact =AV=GrZombie(Phone:9253)
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ADVERTISEMENT: Selling Money! $1 for $2!, contact [AF]Julio_Marlen(phone:6642)
A hacker-fail.
-INVENTORY of nikafd(61):-
Cash: 10k. Screen cash: $1337
(Not the exact way we see it, but I can't even display the original even.)
Skitz_CorleoneT: (11) one of my mates had 2 antivirus installed.. it's like wearing two condoms
[WS]Tevin[AF]: (30) Dude stop following me saying taste the cock
Kody: (42) 8===D
Jcstodds(36) watches the bikini woman and is tempted to blow his cover
Jcstodds(36) dives at her feet
=AV=Jserg: (42) Really, saving money in your ass is a good way to protect em tbh
[WS]Tanker: (43) Ye :D
[NP]Curse[CG]: (114) Maybe for you Jserg
[NP]Curse[CG]: (114) Who'd want to go near your ass :P
=AV=Jserg: (42) Everyone, i got a great ass
[WS]Rock_Kolta has joined the server from Greece
Nexxt: (18) Hi Rockckz.zz.z.
[WS]Rock_Kolta: hey.
Nexxt: (18) ouch! Redname!
Madboi_Corleone: (19) Lockrolta :D
[AF]Ray_Volcano: (1) Fap for life, yo'
Nexxt: (18) I'm to old to fap, sorry.
Matute(19) has joined the server from Argentina
Admin Matute(19): I HAD SEX WITH ROCK AND I LIKED IT!
Admin [WS]Rock_Kolta(22): o.o[
Catdog_Desmare: (9) Wizzard is your real name Harry poterror something?
:lol:
small bump, because once it was posted... it went previous page.. so not many people saw it :P
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Removed due to a small talk with Fox. I found it hilarious, however.
Why does the funny ones always get removed..
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small bump, because once it was posted... it went previous page.. so not many people saw it :P
Epic, missed again
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ADVERTISEMENT: Buying - WEED & HEROIN - High Prices -, Contact Enzo_Gvardia(Phone:846298)
ADVERTISEMENT: Buying Heroin :$, cotnact SavioR_Stracci(Phone:936276)
ADVERTISEMENT: Buying Weed :$, contact Richard_Stracci(Phone:212)
After a few mins.
Richard_Stracci(18) was suspected by officer fuzzy1(0) for illegal ad, purchasing weed
SavioR_Stracci(23) was suspected by officer fuzzy1(0) for illegal ad, purchasing weed
SavioR_Stracci: (23) Gimme weap
SavioR_Stracci: (23) WTF
SavioR_Stracci: (23) hahahahhaha
SavioR_Stracci: (23) I bought heroin though
ADVERTISEMENT: some, Contact Crazy_Dzimmy(Phone:8711)
Crazy_Dzimmy: (2) dang
Franco_Ancelotti: some ad abuse
Nexxt: (17) I want "some:"
Nexxt: (17) :D
PM from [WS]Ben_Samiir(8): Congratzz you amde it =)
PM to [WS]Ben_Samiir(8): Yea :)
PM to [WS]Ben_Samiir(8): ape :D u on ape duty?
PM from [WS]Ben_Samiir(8): Always
Drix: (53) Yung yo dont masturbate?
Drix: (53) Then your a pussy.
Drix: (53) Sorry.
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[WS]Ben_Samiir: (8) A men that never masturbated isnn't a men in my eyes.
Jenny_Fox: (24) 65 percent of woman have masturbated once in their life
big_worm has joined the server from Greece
Admin Salmonella(109): He has a big nose
Admin =AV=Hidduh(43): lol
Admin Salmonella(109): really big nose :P
Admin =AV=Hidduh(43): i has no big nose :P
Admin Salmonella(109): no you have a big cock
ADVERTISEMENT: buying money!, contact =AV=GrZombie(Phone:9253)
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ADVERTISEMENT: Selling Money! $1 for $2!, contact [AF]Julio_Marlen(phone:6642)
A hacker-fail.
-INVENTORY of nikafd(61):-
Cash: 10k. Screen cash: $1337
(Not the exact way we see it, but I can't even display the original even.)
Skitz_CorleoneT: (11) one of my mates had 2 antivirus installed.. it's like wearing two condoms
[WS]Tevin[AF]: (30) Dude stop following me saying taste the cock
Kody: (42) 8===D
Jcstodds(36) watches the bikini woman and is tempted to blow his cover
Jcstodds(36) dives at her feet
=AV=Jserg: (42) Really, saving money in your ass is a good way to protect em tbh
[WS]Tanker: (43) Ye :D
[NP]Curse[CG]: (114) Maybe for you Jserg
[NP]Curse[CG]: (114) Who'd want to go near your ass :P
=AV=Jserg: (42) Everyone, i got a great ass
[WS]Rock_Kolta has joined the server from Greece
Nexxt: (18) Hi Rockckz.zz.z.
[WS]Rock_Kolta: hey.
Nexxt: (18) ouch! Redname!
Madboi_Corleone: (19) Lockrolta :D
[AF]Ray_Volcano: (1) Fap for life, yo'
Nexxt: (18) I'm to old to fap, sorry.
Matute(19) has joined the server from Argentina
Admin Matute(19): I HAD SEX WITH ROCK AND I LIKED IT!
Admin [WS]Rock_Kolta(22): o.o[
Catdog_Desmare: (9) Wizzard is your real name Harry poterror something?
:lol:
3rd Attempt
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We all have opinions, and I was pretty sure aragorn warned not to post 'thats not funny!' posts in here anymore.
Yeah, someone banned is really funny.
We also have a rule we do not comment on punishments, then this does not belong here either..
And meh, we all have opinions, not?
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i luff u luigi
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vinicio_costa(74) was warned by [RI]Juan_Matute(19) for BOOOOOO.
vinicio_costa(74) was warned by iMunna(47) for OOOOM.
vinicio_costa(74) was banned by StrikeFreedom(30) for H-h-headshot! Weapon hacks.
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It actually failed though STRIKEFREEDOM WAS TOO LATE
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vinicio_costa(74) was warned by [RI]Juan_Matute(19) for BOOOOOO.
vinicio_costa(74) was warned by iMunna(47) for OOOOM.
vinicio_costa(74) was banned by StrikeFreedom(30) for H-h-headshot! Weapon hacks.
I fucking loled :D
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KooL + Nice
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It actually failed though STRIKEFREEDOM WAS TOO LATE
No-one told me the ban reason though!
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I have a funny chatlog, but it will be removed for sort of the same reasons as luigiXs was
StrikeFreedom knows why, and I know, and so does lots of people in Stracci
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(http://i55.tinypic.com/3311y76.png)
Problem__Officer: (33) Can I have my weaposn back please or return my money to buy them again, i need them for my job
Jcstodds: (47) No Problem_Officer.
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loled
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vinicio_costa(74) was warned by [RI]Juan_Matute(19) for BOOOOOO.
vinicio_costa(74) was warned by iMunna(47) for OOOOM.
vinicio_costa(74) was banned by StrikeFreedom(30) for H-h-headshot! Weapon hacks.
so epic! :D
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Paco_Velez (64): Brb gonna turn off my computer, my ping is HIGH
StrikeFreedom(128): Yes, turning off your computer always lowers you ping...
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Nelson_Corleone(43) was suspected by officer tito_saeed(1) for CARLESS DRIVING
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Paco_Velez (64): Brb gonna turn off my computer, my ping is HIGH
StrikeFreedom(128): Yes, turning off your computer always lowers you ping...
Not really funny, just strikefreedom being patronising
Good Luck next time monkey ^^
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[WS]ElMartu was kicked by Boozman(87) for flaming, racism.
[WS]ElMartu(38) has joined the server
Fail kick :lol:
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omg im a celebrity
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omg im a celebrity
:bow:
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I'm pretty sure most will not find this funny but I found it pretty amusing. :rofl:
Dacha204: (93) I WANT TO SUREND. I'm AT HOSPITALLL!!! YOU STUPED COPS!
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Kevin_McCollins: Mike_Hawk - how do we spell your name? it sounds like "My cock"D:
James_Martini: thats the point
James_Martini: he's friends with Mike Hunt
HAHAH that might be one of the funniest things i've ever seen on here! :lol:
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This is what Police do after eat Donut
(http://a.yfrog.com/img837/4969/samp002yy.png)
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This is what Police do after eat Donut
(http://a.yfrog.com/img837/4969/samp002yy.png)
So funny I allmost laughed... -.-
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This is what Police do after eat Donut
(http://a.yfrog.com/img837/4969/samp002yy.png)
Let me remind you.
Gay =/= funny.
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This is what Police do after eat Donut
(http://www.arcadeloco.com/blogpics/funnydog.jpg)
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That pictures should belong to "funny" pictures...not?:)
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To bad I didn't take screenies from nexxt spamming my PM pretending to be a tiger :)
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Grrr, miauw. WOOF!...
Oh shit.
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More like Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwrrrrr rrrrrr x 1337 ;)
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Wwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwrrr, but it would not been a funny chatlog as no one would understand, tiger :D
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The_Prostege: lol
MetalLuigiX: Don't tell anyone I did that
The_Prostege: Wat?
MetalLuigiX: Fapped
The_Prostege: Lol, you know admin can check logs and see that you said that?
MetalLuigiX: I don't care, he probably faps too.
First ever log by me...
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:lol:
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***(**) was suspected by officer SafetyReindeer(20) for Endangering Civilian loves with Aircraft
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Well i found this funny :-
Random ARPD Officer:How to investigate someone?
Charlie_Green: RP :-)
Random ARPD Officer: Okay you are guilty.
It took him 1 Second to investigate me :lol:
That's why i sometimes love some new Freecops :lol:
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Now imagine if /su was removed and suspecting was RP.
But I still prefer new guys as cops rather than 24/7 SAPD cops. They're more fun and creative.
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Now imagine if /su was removed and suspecting was RP.
But I still prefer new guys as cops rather than 24/7 SAPD cops. They're more fun and creative.
+1
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Yea sometimes it's funny when you do /crime on some one.
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I agree that there is a lot of new cops that are much better than new cops, however I do not agree with new cops who suspect everyone randomly, chase you through the countryside suspecting you for rape, etc. I'm not mentioning any names!
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(http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/9436/43299332.png) (http://img694.imageshack.us/i/43299332.png/)
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Thats funny how?
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Ryan just said about ArgonathRPG not being a DM server and DMing will be punished, and an admin kicks him for that?
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If I remember right that wasn't the only thing he said...
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(http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/9436/43299332.png) (http://img694.imageshack.us/i/43299332.png/)
Maybe if you uncensored the chat lines, you'd see myself apologizing for kicking the wrong ID. :roll:
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Thats funny how?
hello king, i am pretty sure Server owners asked people to stop shitting on people's posts and saying 'hows that funny' 'not funny' 'stfu'...
I agree that there is a lot of new cops that are much better than new cops, however I do not agree with new cops who suspect everyone randomly, chase you through the countryside suspecting you for rape, etc. I'm not mentioning any names!
i gotta ask, are you obsessed with meerkats? ever since u joined this server I wanted to ask, Seeing you edited a santa hat on your meerkat made me wanna ask more
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Charles_Carter has been kicked from iMunna for pick a new name like john123.
iMunna says:Wrong ID
Darksword says:LOL
[UP]Antonio says:lol
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(http://i51.tinypic.com/2upftps.png)
LOL
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(http://i51.tinypic.com/2upftps.png)
LOL
was done daily back in '06 on MTA:VC when the server was full.
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(http://i51.tinypic.com/2upftps.png)
LOL
Lol, epic kick
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was done daily back in '06 on MTA:VC when the server was full.
the funny part was that he wasn't afk
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eh oh el
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PlayerX(ID) help me admins, I am bugged and need teleport!
David_Omid(ID) teleported PlayerX(ID)
[AV]Claire(ID) teleported PlayerX(ID)
Admin David_Omid(ID): Umm...Claire, I have his lower half...I think you have his upper body!
Admin [AV]Claire(ID): Yeah ummm...I have his head here
Admin David_Omid(ID): Let's never speak of this moment again...
*laughter from other admins*
[AV]IcyAero: How much for a ride?
[AV]FlameMan: 120$
*[AV]IcyAero gives 119$ to [AV]FlameMan.
[AV]IcyAero: Here, keep the change.
:lol:
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Maybe if you uncensored the chat lines, you'd see myself apologizing for kicking the wrong ID. :roll:
But that wouldn't be as funny :roll:
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This is the fastest way to get unfunny jokes on Argonath:
[21:08:17] ADVERTISEMENT: [1k Event] The most funny joke gets 1k, /pm 81
[21:08:24] PM from Jonas_Williams(99): YOUR FAT
[21:08:28] PM from Sg_Baker(43): i lost my virginity to my hands
[21:08:31] PM from [AF]iKaslu.(90): Justin Bieber is not gay
[21:08:42] PM from [WS]Ayden(126): One said hi, other said bye
[21:08:42] PM from MikeR_Araatus(59): Ma mammas so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people shout "TAXI"
[21:08:42] PM from Ness_Ancelotti(47): JEW. LOLOLOLOLOL!OLO!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
[21:08:42] PM from [7s]Jacob_Stone(108): knock knock || who is it || me i keel you
[21:08:49] PM from Harold_Fletcher(164): what's no wrong about white ppl? NOTIN
[21:08:52] PM from Alexandra_Rossi(85): Why didnt mark eat his sandwitch? because he fart !!!! HAHA
[21:08:56] PM from =AV=Monkey(73): Whys Hungary called Hungary || A: Because it's next to Turkey
[21:08:57] PM from [Rstar]IcyAero(163): Husband and Wife in store - H: Will you come already. - At town: H: Will you come already? - At be
[21:09:02] PM from [Rstar]IcyAero(163): Will you come already?
[21:09:34] PM from =AV=Monkey(73): Whys Hungary called Hungary || A: Because it's next to Turkey
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[21:08:42] PM from MikeR_Araatus(59): Ma mammas so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people shout "TAXI"
this made me go :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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(http://i51.tinypic.com/2upftps.png)
LOL
I don't find it funny, he failed on ID, I was in fact on my PC Kicking more people for AFK slots too, now the part that confused me was, how come an admin can kick another admin.. I was like, WTF when I got kicked by him.
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This would loose its effect if I typed it....
Background: About 10 minutes of pursuit.....
then...
(http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/4673/samp406pt.png)
:lol:
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No pictures, is it so hard to type it out?
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This would loose its effect if I typed it....
Brad_Evans(49): Police Radio: Need backup, su38 escaping, market, Over .
*Suspect stops in middle of road, randomly*
PM from FlufFantasicFlapjack(38): i have a good reason for killing him ok my cat was dancing on my mouse
Happy now?
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(http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/944/sfunnythough.png) (http://img210.imageshack.us/i/sfunnythough.png/)
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Write it down, jesus... the topic is for chatlogs NOT screenshots of them.
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Yeeey im on that screenshot:3
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Write it down, jesus... the topic is for chatlogs NOT screenshots of them.
Yeeey im on that screenshot:3
lol
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Yeeey im on that screenshot:3
Haha michelle
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Brad_Evans(49): Police Radio: Need backup, su38 escaping, market, Over .
*Suspect stops in middle of road, randomly*
PM from FlufFantasicFlapjack(38): i have a good reason for killing him ok my cat was dancing on my mouse
Happy now?
Hehe :3
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All screenshots from this point will just be deleted..
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Luky[SBC] : The suspect U72 is inside the bar
Oceawyn : For what reason
Luky[SBC] : What you mean?
Jimmy.(72) Was suspected by officer Oceawyn(50) for bar
Luky[SBc] : Facepalm
Jimmy.(72) was suspected by officer oceawyn(50) for facepalm
I laughed for over 20 min :D you can check my signature
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All screenshots from this point will just be deleted..
Start giving warnings (a)
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HAHAH that might be one of the funniest things i've ever seen on here! :lol:
Hahahahaha I laughed my ass off at my own joke, I feel special, I am some what new an first time seeing my self on a forum:D
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Flash Gets suspected for 'robbing house'
Flash has been unsuspected by =AV=Dave for False
The_Lonely_Night: omg he rob house
=AV=Dave: No he didn't
The_Lonely_Night: omg he did
=AV=Dave: No he didn't
The_Lonely_Night: Then u stupid..
=AV=Dave: Orealy
[AF]Julio_McMallen: lol Dave is the stricted Admin on here, I wouldn't...
=AV=Dave: ^
[AF]Julio_McMallen: You are officially Screwed
=AV=Dave: I've only just woken up
=AV=Dave: Give me 5 Minutes
The_Lonely_Night has been Kicked by =AV=Dave for Totally
loled
If that is inaccurate can someone post one from their chatlogs, I didn't screenshot it, and my chatlogs are not saving
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Luky[SBC] : The suspect U72 is inside the bar
Oceawyn : For what reason
Luky[SBC] : What you mean?
Jimmy.(72) Was suspected by officer Oceawyn(50) for bar
Luky[SBc] : Facepalm
Jimmy.(72) was suspected by officer oceawyn(50) for facepalm
I laughed for over 20 min :D you can check my signature
Lol! XD
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Hank_Hunk(78) says: Nice hooters.
Dutchy(32) says: Thanks.
Dutchy(32) Jiggles them.
Hank_Hunk(78) Gets a boner.
Dutchy(32) Grabs the boner.
Dutchy(32) Squeezes it really hard.
Hank_Hunk(78) says: Ooo yyyeee that's the way I like it..
Dutchy(32) Squeezes it harder.
Hank_Hunk(78) Now you're just hurting me!!
Dutchy(32) Squeezes it even harder.
Dutchy(32) Squeezes it with both hands.
Hank_Hunk(78) Boner goes down.
Dutchy(32) Releases.
Dutchy(32) says: Job well done.
Hank_Hunk(78) shouts: Meedddiicccc!!
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lolz
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PM from Your_Mother:Hello
PM From Your_Mother:im lookin for a bf.
PM to Your_Mother:Why ?
PM From Your_Mother:i broke up with my bf
PM to Your_Mother:Who is your bf ?
PM From Your_Mother:rato
PM to Your_Mother:why you broke up?
PM from Your_Mother: for DM.
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Stefano_Ruiz: Brb, gonna make a mean shit
Charlie_Marlen Armour allowed?
Stefano_Ruiz: Armour is no use in my toilet
lol
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Stefano_Ruiz: Brb, gonna make a mean shit
Charlie_Marlen Armour allowed?
Stefano_Ruiz: Armour is no use in my toilet
lol
Finally, a funny one. +1
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Stefano_Ruiz: Brb, gonna make a mean shit
Charlie_Marlen Armour allowed?
Stefano_Ruiz: Armour is no use in my toilet
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Luky[SBC] : The suspect U72 is inside the bar
Oceawyn : For what reason
Luky[SBC] : What you mean?
Jimmy.(72) Was suspected by officer Oceawyn(50) for bar
Luky[SBc] : Facepalm
Jimmy.(72) was suspected by officer oceawyn(50) for facepalm
I laughed for over 20 min :D you can check my signature
:rofl:
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FBI CB First guy: I just had sex!
FBI CB Second guy: and it felt so good :D
FBI CB third guy: But it is a song :P
Not sure if it funny but I posted it anyway :p
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FBI CB First guy: I just had sex!
FBI CB Second guy: and it felt so good :D
FBI CB third guy: But it is a song :P
Not sure if it funny but I posted it anyway :p
LOL :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl:
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Funny F.B.I
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Stefano_Ruiz: Brb, gonna make a mean shit
Charlie_Marlen Armour allowed?
Stefano_Ruiz: Armour is no use in my toilet
lol
Hehe, i was talking about the Fight Club actually :P
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All screenshots from this point will just be deleted..
Yeeey im on that screenshot:3
I don't know why I laugh at both of these comments but still funny ;D
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Lol xD
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Lol xD
Glad to hear you loling
Hey, Can you share that lollipop with me? :poke:
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Glad to hear you loling
Hey, Can you share that lollipop with me? :poke:
Yes sure!
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andraws(18) has joined the server from Israel
andraws (18) admiiiiiiiiin
andraws (18) how i get pasporrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
andraws (18) how i get pasporrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
andraws (18) NIGGA COP IS IN LSPD AND KIL AL
andraws(18): Police Radio: TY KITSUNE OMG, Over.
andraws(18): Police Radio: U SAFE MY LIV, Over.
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: shooting me , Over.
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: we're both cops, Over.
andraws(18): Police Radio: no, Over.
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: he just shot me with no reason, Over.
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: took down all my armour, Over.
andraws(18): Police Radio: LIE, Over.
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: omg your such a lier, Over.
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: i just had full armour, Over.
andraws (18) how do pasport
andraws (18) i hav play 7 days
andraws (18) did i play 7 day
andraws (18) ?
Jack_Martin (72) xD
[WS]Janar (64) use /whenmade ID
andraws registered on the 14th of December, 2010.
[WS]Janar (64) and yes, you have played 7 days
andraws (18) i dont know the montheeees
Igpay_Atinlay (56) Yes. Try /whenmade
Mohamed_Haythem (37) andraws
andraws (18) admin can do pasport for me ?
Jack_Martin (72) xD
[WS]Battle_Kolta (59) andraws
andraws (18) yas
[WS]Battle_Kolta (59) go to a CMB for now
Jack_Martin (72) andrews, you have played more than one month xD
andraws (18) wat is cmb
andraws (18) and who is
[WS]Battle_Kolta (59) As i am rather the only admin online atm
[WS]Battle_Kolta (59) Citizen and migration board
andraws (18) who is citizen
andraws (18) ?
Jack_Martin (72) xD
Jack_Martin (72) I lol'ed xD
[WS]Janar (64) Citizenship and Migration Board
andraws (18) ye
andraws (18) that
[AF]Charlie_Marlen (13) me too xD
andraws> (18) who is
[AF]Charlie_Marlen (13) lol
Jack_Martin (72) OMG! xD
andraws> (18) ok
andraws> (18) who is cmb
Jack_Martin (72) Andraws, You must apply there on their application (TOPIC) to get a passport
[AF]Charlie_Marlen (13) Same...
[AF]Charlie_Marlen (13) lol
Jack_Martin (72) xD
andraws (18) what is applyw
[WS]Janar (64) andraws, that was I just explained, was cmb
Jack_Martin (72) CMB is Citizen and Migration
Jack_Martin (72) board
andraws (18) u cmb 64
andraws (18) ?
[WS]Janar (64) Citizenship*
andraws (18) who are cmp
andraws (18) ?
Jack_Martin (72) xD
Violet_Corleone (24) CMPD?
andraws (18) cmbb
Jack_Martin (72) CMB is Citizen and Migration Board
andraws (18) I MEAN
andraws (18) ANY ONE IS CMB
andraws (18) admin
andraws (18) is there cmbbb?
Jack_Martin (72) Andraws go apply on their topic on forum www.argonathrpg.com/forum (http://www.argonathrpg.com/forum)
andraws (18) FORUM
Jack_Martin (72) then go to SA:MP City hall
andraws (18) i dont have id
Jack_Martin (72) yes
andraws (18) man pls
Jack_Martin (72) Create your account then
andraws (18) without apply
andraws (18) i give u alll my money
Jack_Martin (72) I am sorry but you can't bribe FBI xD
Jack_Martin (72) and I can't do anything about it :D
Jack_Martin (72) Why you are so afrad(SCARED) about applying? xD
andraws (18) bcoz i dont have
Jack_Martin (72) scared *
andraws (18) i dont have akount
andraws (18) fk man
Jack_Martin (72) androws don't worry, you can create your own account
andraws (18) i dont lik
andraws (18) WHO ARE CMB ANyONE HERE
Jack_Martin (72) Andraws, you can't take your passport without making an application
andraws (18) no
andraws (18) i no kidin
andraws (18) im srs bsns her
Jack_Martin (72) I understand you! but I can't help you to get passport without an application
andraws (18) MAN
andraws (18) U LIE ?
andraws (18) I WANT PASPORT
andraws (18) i kill u
Mohamed_Haythem> (37) andraws ?
andraws (18) id 2 hacker
andraws (18) id 2 hackert
andraws (18) id 2 hackertt
[AF]Charlie_Marlen (13) /report
Nadav_Waisbrod (25) /report
[WS]Janar (64) Use /report ID reason
Mark_Linley (22) /report
andraws> (18) how
andraws> (18) WAT
andraws> (18) he white
andraws> (18) how !!!
andraws> (18) men plz
andraws> (18) i want pazeport
Mohamed_Haythem (37) andraws
Mohamed_Haythem (37) andraws you have completed your CMB so you have to wait
andraws> (18) admin
andraws (18) give me pasport
andraws (18) i play her 7 days
andraws (18) men
andraws (18) i play 7 days
andraws (18) give me psport
andraws (18) test
andraws (18) give me test
Mark_Linley (22) Andraws
andraws (18) wat is abusing
andraws (18) u fker
Frankie_Chavez> (67) Admins , Kick him please.
Nam_Gulucan> (15) Shat dap id 18 STOP ABUSE!
andraws> (18) why u call me abuse
andraws> (18) wat it mean ?
Frankie_Chavez (67) /crime 22
andraws (18) nice mens
andraws (18) nice
andraws (18) men
andraws (18) i want pasport
andraws (18) admin do for me pleas
andraws> (18) 59
andraws> (18) can u give me pasporet
[WS]Battle_Kolta (59) andraws, as i am the only 1 online atm it will have to wait till another comes or a CMB logs on
Ben_Tsabari(41) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for block stret
andraws (18) omg
andraws> (18) i want pasport
Jack_Martin> (72) andraws, To get a poassort you must apply on forums \
Tamnhed(8) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for sped
Ben_Tsabari(41) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for speed
Mohamed_Haythem(2) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for speed
Nam_Gulucan> (15) omg Andraws STop ABUSE!
Tetriss_Smith(68) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for speed
[18:40:02] Voice_NO(58) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fight
[18:40:49] Nikolas_Tyson(21) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fighting
[18:41:22] Voice_NO(58) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fight
Nam_Gulucan (15) WTF ID 18 IS ABUSE MUCH!
Nam_Gulucan (15) ADMIN KICK PLEASE
=AV=Monkey (49) /report THEN
Frankie_Chavez (67) He suspect me for insulting cop when he killed me first time , He suspect me for that like 2 times.
=AV=Monkey (49) AND caps
Nam_Gulucan (15) f**king NOOB ANDRAWS GET THE f**k OUT OF SERVER
=AV=Monkey (49) No you
[GMT]Mash_Gordon(66) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for private
Ray_Carter (54) no high ranked cops who can copban 18?
Mohamed_Haythem (2) He is a f**king stupid cop
Nam_Gulucan (15) COP BAN ID 18 PLEASE
Frankie_Chavez> (67) He suspect me for insulting cop when he killed me first time , He suspect me for that like 2 times.
elMaco(29) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for he private me
Mohamed_Haythem (2) andraws go know how rp
Jorj_Burzziny[CA](76) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for private
[18:43:01] kilier(11) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for killer
[18:43:33] JupZ(55) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fight
Jack_Martin (72) /gu and ask for investigation
[GMT]Mash_Gordon (66) Andrews or what the name is, real idiot. Suspected me for ''Private'' and then begun to shoot me.
[i9]Chaska_Aregas(17) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fight u men
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: copban id 18, Over.
Nam_Gulucan (15) OMFG BANNED ID 18!!!!
Teco(27): Police Radio: LVPD to FBI., Over.
Lance_Winston(59): Police Radio: FBI here go ahead, Over.
Jack_Martin(72): Police Radio: Go a head, Over.
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: SU18 abused /su constantly, shooting over officers, and carjacking other officers cruisers, Over.
[GMT]Mash_Gordon (66) I suggest that we all shot at ID18 ^^
Ben_Tsabari (41) stop abuse cop orders
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: U18 must be banned now, Over.
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: he /suing suspects and kill them after 1 sec, Over.
Frankie_Chavez (67) ID 42 IS ABUSE ME , I'm not NEAR him , He suspect me for punching him.
Igpay_Atinlay (56) Guys, other players can't do anything about it.
Ben_Tsabari (41) cops stop to abuse noobs
Igpay_Atinlay (56) Deal with it, /report or leave until an admin log in.
kilier(64) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for killar
Omar_Aly(61): Police Radio: no admins online to bann 18 :(, Over.
kilier(64) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for killer
time, it's idiots, kids, who just here to destroy... Leave us alone and let the big men play!
Jack_Martin (72) Andraws, Please stop abusing your rights and stop using /su
[i9]Chaska_Aregas(17) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fast
Ben_Tsabari(41) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fast
Nam_Gulucan (15) Lol andraws abuse very much
Jack_Martin (72) Yeah and he doesn't listen xD
=AV=Monkey(49) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for monkey
Tarion_Smith (30) /crime 49 HAHAHAH
Crime of =AV=Monkey(49): suspected by officer andraws(18) for monkey
=AV=Monkey(49) shouts: no!!
=AV=Monkey(49) shouts: no!!
=AV=Monkey(49) shouts: no!!
=AV=Monkey(49) shouts: no!!
(( Andraws kills Monkey ))
<=AV=Monkey> (49) WTF
<Nam_Gulucan> (15) LOOOOOOL ID 49 crime monkey
<=AV=Monkey> (49) MY Crime Was 'MONKE
<=AV=Monkey> (49) MY Crime Was 'MONKEY
[WS]Aimzz(70) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for drive black car
<Nam_Gulucan> (15) Kick ID 18 please
<=AV=Monkey> (49) Getting Dave
<Jack_Martin> (72) Monkey, I am really sorry but I couldn't do anything about him :(
Crime of [WS]Aimzz(70): suspected by officer andraws(18) for drive black car
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: requesting copban on U18, Over.
Zroxer(85) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for drive red car
<[WS]Aimzz> (70) Driving a black car xD
PM to [WS]Aimzz(70): ROFLMAO XD
<Jack_Martin> (72) xD
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: constant cop rulebreaking, Over.
<Jack_Martin> (72) Omg I am loling
<Jack_Martin> (72) that guy is the most the funny officer in the worldxD
Crime of [i9]Rusty_Culver(22): suspected by officer Luca_Marlen(48) for dming
<[i9]Rusty_Culver> (22) srsly.
<Edward_Williams> (39) ID 18 is retarded
Criminal [WS]Aimzz(70) cuffs have failed. Hold your fire and cuff him
Hiei_Curtis(77) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for drive white
<Jack_Martin> (72) Andreas, Please stop abusing your rights XD
<=AV=Monkey> (49) =AV=Dan, Coming to save us
Hiei_Curtis(77) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for drive white
Crime of [WS]Aimzz(70): suspected by officer andraws(18) for drive black car
Hiei_Curtis(77) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for evade
andraws(18) has been unsuspected by Plam_Knight(13) - Invalid crime
andraws(18) has been unsuspected by Plam_Knight(13) - invalid crime
andraws (18) op
<Nam_Gulucan> (15) Admin kick id 18 please he abuse much
Zroxer(85) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fighting ambulance car
=AV=Dan(81) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fk man fk, u bad
<Nam_Gulucan> (15) OMG TEAM KILLER f**kING NOOB ANDRAWS
Matt_Random(64) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fat
Tony_Knight(35) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for u fatter
elMaco(29) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for yes u more fat
<Jorj_Burzziny[CA]> (76) ID 35 Abused-AFK at LSPD...
<Luchese_Falcone> (0) COP BAN
<Jack_Martin> (72) bye all =)
Beside laughing. Look at Monkey, he advised a player got abused by andraws to '/REPORT' and to drop caps 'AND CAPS' and after few minutes Monkey got abused by andraws too and then he said on main chat 'WTF MY CRIME WAS MONKE' || MY CRIME WAS MONKEY'. lol, Why he would advise someone about something he doesn't even do it? ;D. Also andraws said 'I kill you' because I was telling him how to get a passport and that he must apply on CMB topic to get it ;D
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andraws(18) has joined the server from Israel
andraws (18) admiiiiiiiiin
andraws (18) how i get pasporrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
andraws (18) how i get pasporrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
andraws (18) NIGGA COP IS IN LSPD AND KIL AL
andraws(18): Police Radio: TY KITSUNE OMG, Over.
andraws(18): Police Radio: U SAFE MY LIV, Over.
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: shooting me , Over.
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: we're both cops, Over.
andraws(18): Police Radio: no, Over.
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: he just shot me with no reason, Over.
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: took down all my armour, Over.
andraws(18): Police Radio: LIE, Over.
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: omg your such a lier, Over.
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: i just had full armour, Over.
andraws (18) how do pasport
andraws (18) i hav play 7 days
andraws (18) did i play 7 day
andraws (18) ?
Jack_Martin (72) xD
[WS]Janar (64) use /whenmade ID
andraws registered on the 14th of December, 2010.
[WS]Janar (64) and yes, you have played 7 days
andraws (18) i dont know the montheeees
Igpay_Atinlay (56) Yes. Try /whenmade
Mohamed_Haythem (37) andraws
andraws (18) admin can do pasport for me ?
Jack_Martin (72) xD
[WS]Battle_Kolta (59) andraws
andraws (18) yas
[WS]Battle_Kolta (59) go to a CMB for now
Jack_Martin (72) andrews, you have played more than one month xD
andraws (18) wat is cmb
andraws (18) and who is
[WS]Battle_Kolta (59) As i am rather the only admin online atm
[WS]Battle_Kolta (59) Citizen and migration board
andraws (18) who is citizen
andraws (18) ?
Jack_Martin (72) xD
Jack_Martin (72) I lol'ed xD
[WS]Janar (64) Citizenship and Migration Board
andraws (18) ye
andraws (18) that
[AF]Charlie_Marlen (13) me too xD
andraws> (18) who is
[AF]Charlie_Marlen (13) lol
Jack_Martin (72) OMG! xD
andraws> (18) ok
andraws> (18) who is cmb
Jack_Martin (72) Andraws, You must apply there on their application (TOPIC) to get a passport
[AF]Charlie_Marlen (13) Same...
[AF]Charlie_Marlen (13) lol
Jack_Martin (72) xD
andraws (18) what is applyw
[WS]Janar (64) andraws, that was I just explained, was cmb
Jack_Martin (72) CMB is Citizen and Migration
Jack_Martin (72) board
andraws (18) u cmb 64
andraws (18) ?
[WS]Janar (64) Citizenship*
andraws (18) who are cmp
andraws (18) ?
Jack_Martin (72) xD
Violet_Corleone (24) CMPD?
andraws (18) cmbb
Jack_Martin (72) CMB is Citizen and Migration Board
andraws (18) I MEAN
andraws (18) ANY ONE IS CMB
andraws (18) admin
andraws (18) is there cmbbb?
Jack_Martin (72) Andraws go apply on their topic on forum www.argonathrpg.com/forum (http://www.argonathrpg.com/forum)
andraws (18) FORUM
Jack_Martin (72) then go to SA:MP City hall
andraws (18) i dont have id
Jack_Martin (72) yes
andraws (18) man pls
Jack_Martin (72) Create your account then
andraws (18) without apply
andraws (18) i give u alll my money
Jack_Martin (72) I am sorry but you can't bribe FBI xD
Jack_Martin (72) and I can't do anything about it :D
Jack_Martin (72) Why you are so afrad(SCARED) about applying? xD
andraws (18) bcoz i dont have
Jack_Martin (72) scared *
andraws (18) i dont have akount
andraws (18) fk man
Jack_Martin (72) androws don't worry, you can create your own account
andraws (18) i dont lik
andraws (18) WHO ARE CMB ANyONE HERE
Jack_Martin (72) Andraws, you can't take your passport without making an application
andraws (18) no
andraws (18) i no kidin
andraws (18) im srs bsns her
Jack_Martin (72) I understand you! but I can't help you to get passport without an application
andraws (18) MAN
andraws (18) U LIE ?
andraws (18) I WANT PASPORT
andraws (18) i kill u
Mohamed_Haythem> (37) andraws ?
andraws (18) id 2 hacker
andraws (18) id 2 hackert
andraws (18) id 2 hackertt
[AF]Charlie_Marlen (13) /report
Nadav_Waisbrod (25) /report
[WS]Janar (64) Use /report ID reason
Mark_Linley (22) /report
andraws> (18) how
andraws> (18) WAT
andraws> (18) he white
andraws> (18) how !!!
andraws> (18) men plz
andraws> (18) i want pazeport
Mohamed_Haythem (37) andraws
Mohamed_Haythem (37) andraws you have completed your CMB so you have to wait
andraws> (18) admin
andraws (18) give me pasport
andraws (18) i play her 7 days
andraws (18) men
andraws (18) i play 7 days
andraws (18) give me psport
andraws (18) test
andraws (18) give me test
Mark_Linley (22) Andraws
andraws (18) wat is abusing
andraws (18) u fker
Frankie_Chavez> (67) Admins , Kick him please.
Nam_Gulucan> (15) Shat dap id 18 STOP ABUSE!
andraws> (18) why u call me abuse
andraws> (18) wat it mean ?
Frankie_Chavez (67) /crime 22
andraws (18) nice mens
andraws (18) nice
andraws (18) men
andraws (18) i want pasport
andraws (18) admin do for me pleas
andraws> (18) 59
andraws> (18) can u give me pasporet
[WS]Battle_Kolta (59) andraws, as i am the only 1 online atm it will have to wait till another comes or a CMB logs on
Ben_Tsabari(41) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for block stret
andraws (18) omg
andraws> (18) i want pasport
Jack_Martin> (72) andraws, To get a poassort you must apply on forums \
Tamnhed(8) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for sped
Ben_Tsabari(41) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for speed
Mohamed_Haythem(2) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for speed
Nam_Gulucan> (15) omg Andraws STop ABUSE!
Tetriss_Smith(68) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for speed
[18:40:02] Voice_NO(58) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fight
[18:40:49] Nikolas_Tyson(21) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fighting
[18:41:22] Voice_NO(58) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fight
Nam_Gulucan (15) WTF ID 18 IS ABUSE MUCH!
Nam_Gulucan (15) ADMIN KICK PLEASE
=AV=Monkey (49) /report THEN
Frankie_Chavez (67) He suspect me for insulting cop when he killed me first time , He suspect me for that like 2 times.
=AV=Monkey (49) AND caps
Nam_Gulucan (15) f**king NOOB ANDRAWS GET THE f**k OUT OF SERVER
=AV=Monkey (49) No you
[GMT]Mash_Gordon(66) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for private
Ray_Carter (54) no high ranked cops who can copban 18?
Mohamed_Haythem (2) He is a f**king stupid cop
Nam_Gulucan (15) COP BAN ID 18 PLEASE
Frankie_Chavez> (67) He suspect me for insulting cop when he killed me first time , He suspect me for that like 2 times.
elMaco(29) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for he private me
Mohamed_Haythem (2) andraws go know how rp
Jorj_Burzziny[CA](76) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for private
[18:43:01] kilier(11) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for killer
[18:43:33] JupZ(55) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fight
Jack_Martin (72) /gu and ask for investigation
[GMT]Mash_Gordon (66) Andrews or what the name is, real idiot. Suspected me for ''Private'' and then begun to shoot me.
[i9]Chaska_Aregas(17) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fight u men
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: copban id 18, Over.
Nam_Gulucan (15) OMFG BANNED ID 18!!!!
Teco(27): Police Radio: LVPD to FBI., Over.
Lance_Winston(59): Police Radio: FBI here go ahead, Over.
Jack_Martin(72): Police Radio: Go a head, Over.
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: SU18 abused /su constantly, shooting over officers, and carjacking other officers cruisers, Over.
[GMT]Mash_Gordon (66) I suggest that we all shot at ID18 ^^
Ben_Tsabari (41) stop abuse cop orders
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: U18 must be banned now, Over.
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: he /suing suspects and kill them after 1 sec, Over.
Frankie_Chavez (67) ID 42 IS ABUSE ME , I'm not NEAR him , He suspect me for punching him.
Igpay_Atinlay (56) Guys, other players can't do anything about it.
Ben_Tsabari (41) cops stop to abuse noobs
Igpay_Atinlay (56) Deal with it, /report or leave until an admin log in.
kilier(64) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for killar
Omar_Aly(61): Police Radio: no admins online to bann 18 :(, Over.
kilier(64) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for killer
time, it's idiots, kids, who just here to destroy... Leave us alone and let the big men play!
Jack_Martin (72) Andraws, Please stop abusing your rights and stop using /su
[i9]Chaska_Aregas(17) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fast
Ben_Tsabari(41) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fast
Nam_Gulucan (15) Lol andraws abuse very much
Jack_Martin (72) Yeah and he doesn't listen xD
=AV=Monkey(49) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for monkey
Tarion_Smith (30) /crime 49 HAHAHAH
Crime of =AV=Monkey(49): suspected by officer andraws(18) for monkey
=AV=Monkey(49) shouts: no!!
=AV=Monkey(49) shouts: no!!
=AV=Monkey(49) shouts: no!!
=AV=Monkey(49) shouts: no!!
(( Andraws kills Monkey ))
<=AV=Monkey> (49) WTF
<Nam_Gulucan> (15) LOOOOOOL ID 49 crime monkey
<=AV=Monkey> (49) MY Crime Was 'MONKE
<=AV=Monkey> (49) MY Crime Was 'MONKEY
[WS]Aimzz(70) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for drive black car
<Nam_Gulucan> (15) Kick ID 18 please
<=AV=Monkey> (49) Getting Dave
<Jack_Martin> (72) Monkey, I am really sorry but I couldn't do anything about him :(
Crime of [WS]Aimzz(70): suspected by officer andraws(18) for drive black car
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: requesting copban on U18, Over.
Zroxer(85) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for drive red car
<[WS]Aimzz> (70) Driving a black car xD
PM to [WS]Aimzz(70): ROFLMAO XD
<Jack_Martin> (72) xD
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: constant cop rulebreaking, Over.
<Jack_Martin> (72) Omg I am loling
<Jack_Martin> (72) that guy is the most the funny officer in the worldxD
Crime of [i9]Rusty_Culver(22): suspected by officer Luca_Marlen(48) for dming
<[i9]Rusty_Culver> (22) srsly.
<Edward_Williams> (39) ID 18 is retarded
Criminal [WS]Aimzz(70) cuffs have failed. Hold your fire and cuff him
Hiei_Curtis(77) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for drive white
<Jack_Martin> (72) Andreas, Please stop abusing your rights XD
<=AV=Monkey> (49) =AV=Dan, Coming to save us
Hiei_Curtis(77) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for drive white
Crime of [WS]Aimzz(70): suspected by officer andraws(18) for drive black car
Hiei_Curtis(77) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for evade
andraws(18) has been unsuspected by Plam_Knight(13) - Invalid crime
andraws(18) has been unsuspected by Plam_Knight(13) - invalid crime
andraws (18) op
<Nam_Gulucan> (15) Admin kick id 18 please he abuse much
Zroxer(85) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fighting ambulance car
=AV=Dan(81) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fk man fk, u bad
<Nam_Gulucan> (15) OMG TEAM KILLER f**kING NOOB ANDRAWS
Matt_Random(64) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fat
Tony_Knight(35) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for u fatter
elMaco(29) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for yes u more fat
<Jorj_Burzziny[CA]> (76) ID 35 Abused-AFK at LSPD...
<Luchese_Falcone> (0) COP BAN
<Jack_Martin> (72) bye all =)
Beside laughing. Look at Monkey, he advised a player got abused by andraws to '/REPORT' and to drop caps 'AND CAPS' and after few minutes Monkey got abused by andraws too and then he said on main chat 'WTF MY CRIME WAS MONKE' || MY CRIME WAS MONKEY'. lol, Why he would advise someone about something he doesn't even do it? ;D. Also andraws said 'I kill you' because I was telling him how to get a passport and that he must apply on CMB topic to get it ;D
He made my day :lol:
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That made my day Jack :) The New players on Argonath are legends :D only they make fun :D
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That is golden. How'd you get so much about him?
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Just some ban evader trolling around.
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He made my day :lol:
No problem buddy :lol:
That made my day Jack :) The New players on Argonath are legends :D only they make fun :D
Fo sho' xD
That is golden. How'd you get so much about him?
Simple... I am Federal Bureau Of Investigation Member :P
Just some ban evader trolling around.
Maybe, Why not? :P
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Ahhh, The wonders of Argonath :roll:
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[HVK]LilTrent(30) shouts: no one touch my car or /report!!
Few seconds later...
[HVK]LilTrent(30) shouts: jack!!
PM from [HVK]LilTrent(30): who took my car?
Jack_Martin(7) shouts: Yes? By the way, I can't see you because I was afk!!
PM to [HVK]LilTrent(30): idk?
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[HVK]LilTrent(30) shouts: no one touch my car or /report!!
Few seconds later...
[HVK]LilTrent(30) shouts: jack!!
PM from [HVK]LilTrent(30): who took my car?
Jack_Martin(7) shouts: Yes? By the way, I can't see you because I was afk!!
PM to [HVK]LilTrent(30): idk?
I don't get it.
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I don't get it.
[HVK]LilTrent(30) shouts: no one touch my car or /report!!
Few seconds later...
[HVK]LilTrent(30) shouts: jack!!
PM from [HVK]LilTrent(30): who took my car?
PM to [HVK]LilTrent(30): idk?
Just imagine the rest in admin chat, Maybe they have got flooded by him like hell! D:
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>.< Yeah I have.....
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PM from: lucky[SBC]: Hey! this is no t england dive on <<<<!!
Pm to:lucky[SBC]: THE LEFT?!?
PM from Lucky[SBC]: sorry i hit shift so it sayed<<<<<
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Ziad_Bonnano(11): anyone know how to repair windows XP ? :)
UltraPimp(10): repair windows?
UltraPimp(10): call Carglass.
UltraPimp(10): or insurance
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Ziad_Bonnano(11): anyone know how to repair windows XP ? :)
UltraPimp(10): repair windows?
UltraPimp(10): call Carglass.
UltraPimp(10): or insurance
Hahaha, good one :lol: I never saw UltraPimp before, but seem to be an old member with great humor ;)
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andraws(18) has joined the server from Israel
andraws (18) admiiiiiiiiin
andraws (18) how i get pasporrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
andraws (18) how i get pasporrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
andraws (18) NIGGA COP IS IN LSPD AND KIL AL
andraws(18): Police Radio: TY KITSUNE OMG, Over.
andraws(18): Police Radio: U SAFE MY LIV, Over.
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: shooting me , Over.
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: we're both cops, Over.
andraws(18): Police Radio: no, Over.
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: he just shot me with no reason, Over.
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: took down all my armour, Over.
andraws(18): Police Radio: LIE, Over.
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: omg your such a lier, Over.
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: i just had full armour, Over.
andraws (18) how do pasport
andraws (18) i hav play 7 days
andraws (18) did i play 7 day
andraws (18) ?
Jack_Martin (72) xD
[WS]Janar (64) use /whenmade ID
andraws registered on the 14th of December, 2010.
[WS]Janar (64) and yes, you have played 7 days
andraws (18) i dont know the montheeees
Igpay_Atinlay (56) Yes. Try /whenmade
Mohamed_Haythem (37) andraws
andraws (18) admin can do pasport for me ?
Jack_Martin (72) xD
[WS]Battle_Kolta (59) andraws
andraws (18) yas
[WS]Battle_Kolta (59) go to a CMB for now
Jack_Martin (72) andrews, you have played more than one month xD
andraws (18) wat is cmb
andraws (18) and who is
[WS]Battle_Kolta (59) As i am rather the only admin online atm
[WS]Battle_Kolta (59) Citizen and migration board
andraws (18) who is citizen
andraws (18) ?
Jack_Martin (72) xD
Jack_Martin (72) I lol'ed xD
[WS]Janar (64) Citizenship and Migration Board
andraws (18) ye
andraws (18) that
[AF]Charlie_Marlen (13) me too xD
andraws> (18) who is
[AF]Charlie_Marlen (13) lol
Jack_Martin (72) OMG! xD
andraws> (18) ok
andraws> (18) who is cmb
Jack_Martin (72) Andraws, You must apply there on their application (TOPIC) to get a passport
[AF]Charlie_Marlen (13) Same...
[AF]Charlie_Marlen (13) lol
Jack_Martin (72) xD
andraws (18) what is applyw
[WS]Janar (64) andraws, that was I just explained, was cmb
Jack_Martin (72) CMB is Citizen and Migration
Jack_Martin (72) board
andraws (18) u cmb 64
andraws (18) ?
[WS]Janar (64) Citizenship*
andraws (18) who are cmp
andraws (18) ?
Jack_Martin (72) xD
Violet_Corleone (24) CMPD?
andraws (18) cmbb
Jack_Martin (72) CMB is Citizen and Migration Board
andraws (18) I MEAN
andraws (18) ANY ONE IS CMB
andraws (18) admin
andraws (18) is there cmbbb?
Jack_Martin (72) Andraws go apply on their topic on forum www.argonathrpg.com/forum (http://www.argonathrpg.com/forum)
andraws (18) FORUM
Jack_Martin (72) then go to SA:MP City hall
andraws (18) i dont have id
Jack_Martin (72) yes
andraws (18) man pls
Jack_Martin (72) Create your account then
andraws (18) without apply
andraws (18) i give u alll my money
Jack_Martin (72) I am sorry but you can't bribe FBI xD
Jack_Martin (72) and I can't do anything about it :D
Jack_Martin (72) Why you are so afrad(SCARED) about applying? xD
andraws (18) bcoz i dont have
Jack_Martin (72) scared *
andraws (18) i dont have akount
andraws (18) fk man
Jack_Martin (72) androws don't worry, you can create your own account
andraws (18) i dont lik
andraws (18) WHO ARE CMB ANyONE HERE
Jack_Martin (72) Andraws, you can't take your passport without making an application
andraws (18) no
andraws (18) i no kidin
andraws (18) im srs bsns her
Jack_Martin (72) I understand you! but I can't help you to get passport without an application
andraws (18) MAN
andraws (18) U LIE ?
andraws (18) I WANT PASPORT
andraws (18) i kill u
Mohamed_Haythem> (37) andraws ?
andraws (18) id 2 hacker
andraws (18) id 2 hackert
andraws (18) id 2 hackertt
[AF]Charlie_Marlen (13) /report
Nadav_Waisbrod (25) /report
[WS]Janar (64) Use /report ID reason
Mark_Linley (22) /report
andraws> (18) how
andraws> (18) WAT
andraws> (18) he white
andraws> (18) how !!!
andraws> (18) men plz
andraws> (18) i want pazeport
Mohamed_Haythem (37) andraws
Mohamed_Haythem (37) andraws you have completed your CMB so you have to wait
andraws> (18) admin
andraws (18) give me pasport
andraws (18) i play her 7 days
andraws (18) men
andraws (18) i play 7 days
andraws (18) give me psport
andraws (18) test
andraws (18) give me test
Mark_Linley (22) Andraws
andraws (18) wat is abusing
andraws (18) u fker
Frankie_Chavez> (67) Admins , Kick him please.
Nam_Gulucan> (15) Shat dap id 18 STOP ABUSE!
andraws> (18) why u call me abuse
andraws> (18) wat it mean ?
Frankie_Chavez (67) /crime 22
andraws (18) nice mens
andraws (18) nice
andraws (18) men
andraws (18) i want pasport
andraws (18) admin do for me pleas
andraws> (18) 59
andraws> (18) can u give me pasporet
[WS]Battle_Kolta (59) andraws, as i am the only 1 online atm it will have to wait till another comes or a CMB logs on
Ben_Tsabari(41) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for block stret
andraws (18) omg
andraws> (18) i want pasport
Jack_Martin> (72) andraws, To get a poassort you must apply on forums \
Tamnhed(8) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for sped
Ben_Tsabari(41) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for speed
Mohamed_Haythem(2) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for speed
Nam_Gulucan> (15) omg Andraws STop ABUSE!
Tetriss_Smith(68) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for speed
[18:40:02] Voice_NO(58) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fight
[18:40:49] Nikolas_Tyson(21) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fighting
[18:41:22] Voice_NO(58) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fight
Nam_Gulucan (15) WTF ID 18 IS ABUSE MUCH!
Nam_Gulucan (15) ADMIN KICK PLEASE
=AV=Monkey (49) /report THEN
Frankie_Chavez (67) He suspect me for insulting cop when he killed me first time , He suspect me for that like 2 times.
=AV=Monkey (49) AND caps
Nam_Gulucan (15) f**king NOOB ANDRAWS GET THE f**k OUT OF SERVER
=AV=Monkey (49) No you
[GMT]Mash_Gordon(66) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for private
Ray_Carter (54) no high ranked cops who can copban 18?
Mohamed_Haythem (2) He is a f**king stupid cop
Nam_Gulucan (15) COP BAN ID 18 PLEASE
Frankie_Chavez> (67) He suspect me for insulting cop when he killed me first time , He suspect me for that like 2 times.
elMaco(29) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for he private me
Mohamed_Haythem (2) andraws go know how rp
Jorj_Burzziny[CA](76) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for private
[18:43:01] kilier(11) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for killer
[18:43:33] JupZ(55) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fight
Jack_Martin (72) /gu and ask for investigation
[GMT]Mash_Gordon (66) Andrews or what the name is, real idiot. Suspected me for ''Private'' and then begun to shoot me.
[i9]Chaska_Aregas(17) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fight u men
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: copban id 18, Over.
Nam_Gulucan (15) OMFG BANNED ID 18!!!!
Teco(27): Police Radio: LVPD to FBI., Over.
Lance_Winston(59): Police Radio: FBI here go ahead, Over.
Jack_Martin(72): Police Radio: Go a head, Over.
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: SU18 abused /su constantly, shooting over officers, and carjacking other officers cruisers, Over.
[GMT]Mash_Gordon (66) I suggest that we all shot at ID18 ^^
Ben_Tsabari (41) stop abuse cop orders
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: U18 must be banned now, Over.
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: he /suing suspects and kill them after 1 sec, Over.
Frankie_Chavez (67) ID 42 IS ABUSE ME , I'm not NEAR him , He suspect me for punching him.
Igpay_Atinlay (56) Guys, other players can't do anything about it.
Ben_Tsabari (41) cops stop to abuse noobs
Igpay_Atinlay (56) Deal with it, /report or leave until an admin log in.
kilier(64) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for killar
Omar_Aly(61): Police Radio: no admins online to bann 18 :(, Over.
kilier(64) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for killer
time, it's idiots, kids, who just here to destroy... Leave us alone and let the big men play!
Jack_Martin (72) Andraws, Please stop abusing your rights and stop using /su
[i9]Chaska_Aregas(17) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fast
Ben_Tsabari(41) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fast
Nam_Gulucan (15) Lol andraws abuse very much
Jack_Martin (72) Yeah and he doesn't listen xD
=AV=Monkey(49) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for monkey
Tarion_Smith (30) /crime 49 HAHAHAH
Crime of =AV=Monkey(49): suspected by officer andraws(18) for monkey
=AV=Monkey(49) shouts: no!!
=AV=Monkey(49) shouts: no!!
=AV=Monkey(49) shouts: no!!
=AV=Monkey(49) shouts: no!!
(( Andraws kills Monkey ))
<=AV=Monkey> (49) WTF
<Nam_Gulucan> (15) LOOOOOOL ID 49 crime monkey
<=AV=Monkey> (49) MY Crime Was 'MONKE
<=AV=Monkey> (49) MY Crime Was 'MONKEY
[WS]Aimzz(70) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for drive black car
<Nam_Gulucan> (15) Kick ID 18 please
<=AV=Monkey> (49) Getting Dave
<Jack_Martin> (72) Monkey, I am really sorry but I couldn't do anything about him :(
Crime of [WS]Aimzz(70): suspected by officer andraws(18) for drive black car
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: requesting copban on U18, Over.
Zroxer(85) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for drive red car
<[WS]Aimzz> (70) Driving a black car xD
PM to [WS]Aimzz(70): ROFLMAO XD
<Jack_Martin> (72) xD
Trey_Arison(1): Police Radio: constant cop rulebreaking, Over.
<Jack_Martin> (72) Omg I am loling
<Jack_Martin> (72) that guy is the most the funny officer in the worldxD
Crime of [i9]Rusty_Culver(22): suspected by officer Luca_Marlen(48) for dming
<[i9]Rusty_Culver> (22) srsly.
<Edward_Williams> (39) ID 18 is retarded
Criminal [WS]Aimzz(70) cuffs have failed. Hold your fire and cuff him
Hiei_Curtis(77) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for drive white
<Jack_Martin> (72) Andreas, Please stop abusing your rights XD
<=AV=Monkey> (49) =AV=Dan, Coming to save us
Hiei_Curtis(77) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for drive white
Crime of [WS]Aimzz(70): suspected by officer andraws(18) for drive black car
Hiei_Curtis(77) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for evade
andraws(18) has been unsuspected by Plam_Knight(13) - Invalid crime
andraws(18) has been unsuspected by Plam_Knight(13) - invalid crime
andraws (18) op
<Nam_Gulucan> (15) Admin kick id 18 please he abuse much
Zroxer(85) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fighting ambulance car
=AV=Dan(81) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fk man fk, u bad
<Nam_Gulucan> (15) OMG TEAM KILLER f**kING NOOB ANDRAWS
Matt_Random(64) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fat
Tony_Knight(35) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for u fatter
elMaco(29) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for yes u more fat
<Jorj_Burzziny[CA]> (76) ID 35 Abused-AFK at LSPD...
<Luchese_Falcone> (0) COP BAN
<Jack_Martin> (72) bye all =)
Beside laughing. Look at Monkey, he advised a player got abused by andraws to '/REPORT' and to drop caps 'AND CAPS' and after few minutes Monkey got abused by andraws too and then he said on main chat 'WTF MY CRIME WAS MONKE' || MY CRIME WAS MONKEY'. lol, Why he would advise someone about something he doesn't even do it? ;D. Also andraws said 'I kill you' because I was telling him how to get a passport and that he must apply on CMB topic to get it ;D
Best , just best ...
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Best , just best ...
Thanks D:
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I wish I was there, that's just awesome!
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Matt_Random(64) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fat
Tony_Knight(35) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for u fatter
elMaco(29) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for yes u more fat
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PM to [EVIL]Onotole: Beware of that potato man
PM from [EVIL]Onotole: i injected gas
PM to [EVIL]Onotole: injected gas?????
PM from [EVIL]Onotole: into his ass
PM to [EVIL]Onotole: Oh, that's some Chase Greggor's school i take it? You dirty feds
PM from [EVIL]Onotole: chase was at my school.
ugh...
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This is what happens when "Pizza stack" forwards the number wrong.
[17:46:42] HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: Wayne_Hawkins check out and suspect if needed
[17:46:42] HQ: Possible crime: I want 3 pizzas with bacon exrta cheese and much ketchup and a big Italian pizza and a large soda.
[17:46:42] HQ: Suspect: Unknown
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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PM to Jay_Valdez(10): Welcome to Argonath! Please read the /rules and follow them! If you need help, just /ask (question). :)
PM from Jay_Valdez(10): faget i know how to play
PM to rinka_binka(13): Welcome to Argonath! Please read the /rules and follow them! If you need help, just /ask (question). :)
PM from rinka_binka(13): suck my balls
Nathan_Aldebourne: (35) Hey Finlay.
Nathan_Aldebourne: (35) Do you need help?
finlay_tekken: (30) yeah
Nathan_Aldebourne: (35) What's up bro?
finlay_tekken: (30) what do i do
Nathan_Aldebourne: (35) Well what do you want to do?
finlay_tekken: (30) be a police man and arrest you all
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Chase_Greggor(10) says: want some popsicles?
Chase_Greggor(10) says: I got lots of popsicles in the back of this rancher
[Rstar]EliteTerm(4) shouts: Sure!!
Jesus_(5) says: i got hungry on the way here....
Chase_Greggor(10) says: they're in my pockets, but I cant quite reach them
[Rstar]EliteTerm(4) says: Why would you keep them in your pocket?
[Rstar]EliteTerm(4) says: It'll melt
Chase_Greggor(10) shouts: JUST STICK YOUR HAND IN MY PANTS YOU WHORE!!
Chase_Greggor(10) says: oh eh sorry
[Rstar]EliteTerm(4) shouts: OH GOD NO!!
[Rstar]EliteTerm(4) looks at Chase
Chase_Greggor(10) says: you heard nothing!
Never trust FBI.. :trust:
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:lol:
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:conf:
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I wish I was there, that's just awesome!
True but that is why this topic exists :p
-Quote from: FastSh00T on January 22, 2011, 03:57:12 pm
Matt_Random(64) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for fat
Tony_Knight(35) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for u fatter
elMaco(29) was suspected by officer andraws(18) for yes u more fat
I lol'd at my own chat log again when I saw your quote :rofl:
PM to [EVIL]Onotole: Oh, that's some Chase Greggor's school i take it? You dirty feds
PM from [EVIL]Onotole: chase was at my school.
ugh...
I didn't get the first part of the joke but the last one is pretty funny :lol:
This is what happens when "Pizza stack" forwards the number wrong.
[17:46:42] HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: Wayne_Hawkins check out and suspect if needed
[17:46:42] HQ: Possible crime: I want 3 pizzas with bacon exrta cheese and much ketchup and a big Italian pizza and a large soda.
[17:46:42] HQ: Suspect: Unknown
RoflmaoPM to Jay_Valdez(10): Welcome to Argonath! Please read the /rules and follow them! If you need help, just /ask (question). :)
PM from Jay_Valdez(10): faget i know how to play
PM to rinka_binka(13): Welcome to Argonath! Please read the /rules and follow them! If you need help, just /ask (question). :)
PM from rinka_binka(13): suck my balls
Nathan_Aldebourne: (35) Hey Finlay.
Nathan_Aldebourne: (35) Do you need help?
finlay_tekken: (30) yeah
Nathan_Aldebourne: (35) What's up bro?
finlay_tekken: (30) what do i do
Nathan_Aldebourne: (35) Well what do you want to do?
finlay_tekken: (30) be a police man and arrest you all
I know your feeling, It happens to me all the time :lol:Chase_Greggor(10) says: want some popsicles?
Chase_Greggor(10) says: I got lots of popsicles in the back of this rancher
[Rstar]EliteTerm(4) shouts: Sure!!
Jesus_(5) says: i got hungry on the way here....
Chase_Greggor(10) says: they're in my pockets, but I cant quite reach them
[Rstar]EliteTerm(4) says: Why would you keep them in your pocket?
[Rstar]EliteTerm(4) says: It'll melt
Chase_Greggor(10) shouts: JUST STICK YOUR HAND IN MY PANTS YOU WHORE!!
Chase_Greggor(10) says: oh eh sorry
[Rstar]EliteTerm(4) shouts: OH GOD NO!!
[Rstar]EliteTerm(4) looks at Chase
Chase_Greggor(10) says: you heard nothing!
Never trust FBI.. :trust:
Never trust Chase *
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Chase is not the only one of his kind in FBI. :evil:
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Chase is not the only one of his kind in FBI. :evil:
I'm calling the police.
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I'm calling the police.
ARPD = Argonath Police Department
1- SAPD
2- VCPD
3- LCPD
4- FBI
So FBI is part of the ARPD, and you can't ask ARPD member to arrest another ARPD member unless he is corrupt, and if you think Chase is corrupt then good luck trying to arrest him :lol: (( Joke but the ARPD thing is true ))
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But how much more interesting things would be if the high-ranked cops actually role-played corrupt conspirational bastards instead of boring z0mg lawful chiefs...
BABYDONTHURTME has joined the server
=AV=Grzesiek: no more
=AV=Grzesiek: what is love
[WS]MadBoi: Baby dont hurt me!
BABYDONTHURTME: baby dont hurt me
BABYDONTHURTME: no more
If you don't get it:
night at the roxbury what is love (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LE2p15ZbRcE#)
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BABYDONTHURTME: baby dont hurt me
BABYDONTHURTME: no more
This one lol'd me
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BABYDONTHURTME has joined the server
=AV=Grzesiek: no more
=AV=Grzesiek: what is love
[WS]MadBoi: Baby dont hurt me!
BABYDONTHURTME: baby dont hurt me
BABYDONTHURTME: no more
Most EPIC Chatlog... EVER!!!!
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=AV=KobraKid has set your CB Level!
*Alastor joins CB*
[AM]Alastor_Bonanno: Wassup ?
=AV=KobraKid: i'm just setting levels of people i like and don't want to be kicked
*a minute silence*
=AV=KobraKid: turns out I don't like many people :lol:
funny at the time ;3
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BABYDONTHURTME has joined the server
=AV=Grzesiek: no more
=AV=Grzesiek: what is love
[WS]MadBoi: Baby dont hurt me!
BABYDONTHURTME: baby dont hurt me
BABYDONTHURTME: no more
:rofl:
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:rofl:
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BABYDONTHURTME has joined the server
=AV=Grzesiek: no more
=AV=Grzesiek: what is love
[WS]MadBoi: Baby dont hurt me!
BABYDONTHURTME: baby dont hurt me
BABYDONTHURTME: no more
If you don't get it:
night at the roxbury what is love (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LE2p15ZbRcE#)
LOL
The video is awesome, lol
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But how much more interesting things would be if the high-ranked cops actually role-played corrupt conspirational bastards instead of boring z0mg lawful chiefs...
BABYDONTHURTME has joined the server
=AV=Grzesiek: no more
=AV=Grzesiek: what is love
[WS]MadBoi: Baby dont hurt me!
BABYDONTHURTME: baby dont hurt me
BABYDONTHURTME: no more
If you don't get it:
night at the roxbury what is love (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LE2p15ZbRcE#)
One of the best recent posts in Funny Chat Logs :rofl:
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Not the funniest, but it made me grin.
[13:27:37] Crime of [AF]Mr.Joker_Kolta(27): suspected by officer Andy_Price(24) for wanted in Gotham City
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should have made 6 min later.... [13:33:37]
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Not the funniest, but it made me grin.
[13:27:37] Crime of [AF]Mr.Joker_Kolta(27): suspected by officer Andy_Price(24) for wanted in Gotham City
I grinned.
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[13:27:37] Crime of [AF]Mr.Joker_Kolta(27): suspected by officer Andy_Price(24) for wanted in Gotham City
That's a good one. :lol:
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Not the funniest, but it made me grin.
[13:27:37] Crime of [AF]Mr.Joker_Kolta(27): suspected by officer Andy_Price(24) for wanted in Gotham City
my hope in this thread has been restored.
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BABYDONTHURTME has joined the server
=AV=Grzesiek: no more
=AV=Grzesiek: what is love
[WS]MadBoi: Baby dont hurt me!
BABYDONTHURTME: baby dont hurt me
BABYDONTHURTME: no more
Some awesome moments. :)
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night at the roxbury what is love (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LE2p15ZbRcE#)
I saw that movie in the past or that part of the movie. Can you please tell me the name of that movie?
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From few days ago:
farok says: mens
farok says: hi mens
TeaM_Patton says: hi
[Rick] says: hi
farok says: mens want make mafia?
TeaM_Patton says: man you are a cop, what mafia are you talking about?
farok says: men if u want make mafia i go off cop forever
farok says: pls send me 5k so i can buy biz for mafia
TeaM_Patton says: nah
farok says: f**k you mens
Also an older one, from the days of Gulucan:
hassan_gulucan shouts (megaphone): This is law, pull over to the side of the road!
hassan_gulucan says: hi sir
TeaM_Patton says: Good afternoon.
hassan_gulucan says: sir why were u driving fast?
TeaM_Patton says: Because I have a fast car.
hassan_gulucan says: ok sir, me too
hassan_gulucan says: u can go
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Whahahahahahaah "because I got fast car"
Okay go
:lol:
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hassan_gulucan shouts (megaphone): This is law, pull over to the side of the road!
hassan_gulucan says: hi sir
TeaM_Patton says: Good afternoon.
hassan_gulucan says: sir why were u driving fast?
TeaM_Patton says: Because I have a fast car.
hassan_gulucan says: ok sir, me too
hassan_gulucan says: u can go
The world of law enforcement is much more interesting with freecops around. :D
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[15:58:53] <[Sstar]Jimmy_F[AF]> (61) or.. Akon - I wanna fuck you (2006, Akon-I just had sex(2011) took him 5 years to get laid.
I lol'd at this
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Haha saw that one :lol:
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From few days ago:
Also an older one, from the days of Gulucan:
hassan_gulucan shouts (megaphone): This is law, pull over to the side of the road!
hassan_gulucan says: hi sir
TeaM_Patton says: Good afternoon.
hassan_gulucan says: sir why were u driving fast?
TeaM_Patton says: Because I have a fast car.
hassan_gulucan says: ok sir, me too
hassan_gulucan says: u can go
LOLOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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hassan_gulucan shouts (megaphone): This is law, pull over to the side of the road!
hassan_gulucan says: hi sir
TeaM_Patton says: Good afternoon.
hassan_gulucan says: sir why were u driving fast?
TeaM_Patton says: Because I have a fast car.
This :D :D :D
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hassan_gulucan shouts (megaphone): This is law, pull over to the side of the road!
hassan_gulucan says: hi sir
TeaM_Patton says: Good afternoon.
hassan_gulucan says: sir why were u driving fast?
TeaM_Patton says: Because I have a fast car.
hassan_gulucan says: ok sir, me too
hassan_gulucan says: u can go
Damn Gulucans Still Alive! :D
Nice one, Patton.
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From few days ago:
farok says: mens
farok says: hi mens
TeaM_Patton says: hi
[Rick] says: hi
farok says: mens want make mafia?
TeaM_Patton says: man you are a cop, what mafia are you talking about?
farok says: men if u want make mafia i go off cop forever
farok says: pls send me 5k so i can buy biz for mafia
TeaM_Patton says: nah
farok says: f**k you mens
Also an older one, from the days of Gulucan:
hassan_gulucan shouts (megaphone): This is law, pull over to the side of the road!
hassan_gulucan says: hi sir
TeaM_Patton says: Good afternoon.
hassan_gulucan says: sir why were u driving fast?
TeaM_Patton says: Because I have a fast car.
hassan_gulucan says: ok sir, me too
hassan_gulucan says: u can go
Oh my god, I laughed out really hard at this guy! xDDDDDD
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=AV=JDC_Kolta: When Janek insults you, that means he loves you. Right, Janek?
Janek: Of course, dipshit.
=AV=JDC_Kolta: See?
Crime of Flaken_Ancelotti: suspected by officer Richie_Bonanno for beebing horn all day annoying cop and parked wrong
And it was not abuse, he was in fact horning and annoying :P
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=AV=JDC_Kolta: When Janek insults you, that means he loves you. Right, Janek?
Janek: Of course, dipshit.
=AV=JDC_Kolta: See?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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<Arthur_Bekar> (78) Police needs Payday
<Arthur_Bekar> (78) Were paying alot for armour and weapons
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=AV=JDC_Kolta: When Janek insults you, that means he loves you. Right, Janek?
Janek: Of course, dipshit.
=AV=JDC_Kolta: See?
I was just about to post that D:
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<Arthur_Bekar> (78) Police needs Payday
<Arthur_Bekar> (78) Were paying alot for armour and weapons
I'd lol if he said "Police needs pyadayz || We were prayin' teh whole dayz 2 Sauronz0r and waitin' 4 teh sky 2 rain moneyz
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Bart_Morrembo: Police, GO to glen park
Bart_Morrembo: 2 suspects
Bart_Morrembo: in a house
Jim_Street[AF]: masturbating
Frankie_Berluccini: LOL xD
[AF]Mr.Joker_Kolta: lol !
Bart_Morrembo: comon !
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=AV=JDC_Kolta: When Janek insults you, that means he loves you. Right, Janek?
Janek: Of course, dipshit.
=AV=JDC_Kolta: See?
It's the season of love, after all. :D
Bart_Morrembo: Police, GO to glen park
Bart_Morrembo: 2 suspects
Bart_Morrembo: in a house
Jim_Street[AF]: masturbating
Frankie_Berluccini: LOL xD
[AF]Mr.Joker_Kolta: lol !
Bart_Morrembo: comon !
:lol:
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This was sometime ago, dont remeber all of tho.
Police Radio: U59(or something) - U14, "do you copy?''
Police Radio: U14: - "Yes i paste"
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This was sometime ago, dont remeber all of tho.
Police Radio: U59(or something) - U14, "do you copy?''
Police Radio: U14: - "Yes i paste"
hahahhahah nice one lol :P
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Crime of Flaken_Ancelotti: suspected by officer Richie_Bonanno for beebing horn all day annoying cop and parked wrong
And it was not abuse, he was in fact horning and annoying :P
Thats the real FLAKEN
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Flaken saw me before off duty at LSPD locker room, then he started to say in local and public chat "UCUCUCUCUUCUCUC HE'S UCUCUCUCUC" I was like .... at least I used /facepalm command to show what I really felt.
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Flaken saw me before off duty at LSPD locker room, then he started to say in local and public chat "UCUCUCUCUUCUCUC HE'S UCUCUCUCUC" I was like .... at least I used /facepalm command to show what I really felt.
Epic
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f**k coloring
[i9]Dwayne_Munna(21) was suspected by officer Leon_Gvardia(38) for I'm going to use /su to talk to you, m'kay sweet pop?
Leon_Gvardia(38) has been unsuspected by [AV]JDC_Kolta(28) - No, my dear wife
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) shoots Vince's dick
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) says: my dick
[AV]Vince(3) uses matrix like skill to allow his penis to dodge the bullet.
[AV]Vince(3) says: You
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) puts his dick in Vince's mouth
[AV]Vince(3) wakes up
[AV]Vince(3) GRABS MAMBOS DICK
[AV]Vince(3) TEARS IT OFF MAMBO
[AV]Vince(3) SHOVES IT DOWN HIS THROAT
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) shouts: ahhhhhhhhhh!!
[AV]Vince(3) walks away
[Rstar]CBFasi: (0)MY HOUSE in fire !
Leon_Gvardia(38): Police Radio: YOUR BALLS, Over.
Leon_Gvardia(38): Police Radio: ARE MINE, Over.
Pepito_Ancelotti(8): Police Radio: AND MINE, Over.
Leon_Gvardia: (X) You have been unsuspected, please be a good citizen!
Tommy_Gvardia: (X) my ass
Crime of Tommy_Gvardia (X): NOUUUUUUUUUU
:lol:
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^
Lol'd
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f**k coloring
[i9]Dwayne_Munna(21) was suspected by officer Leon_Gvardia(38) for I'm going to use /su to talk to you, m'kay sweet pop?
Leon_Gvardia(38) has been unsuspected by [AV]JDC_Kolta(28) - No, my dear wife
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) shoots Vince's dick
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) says: my dick
[AV]Vince(3) uses matrix like skill to allow his penis to dodge the bullet.
[AV]Vince(3) says: You
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) puts his dick in Vince's mouth
[AV]Vince(3) wakes up
[AV]Vince(3) GRABS MAMBOS DICK
[AV]Vince(3) TEARS IT OFF MAMBO
[AV]Vince(3) SHOVES IT DOWN HIS THROAT
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) shouts: ahhhhhhhhhh!!
[AV]Vince(3) walks away
[Rstar]CBFasi: (0)MY HOUSE in fire !
Leon_Gvardia(38): Police Radio: YOUR BALLS, Over.
Leon_Gvardia(38): Police Radio: ARE MINE, Over.
Pepito_Ancelotti(8): Police Radio: AND MINE, Over.
Leon_Gvardia: (X) You have been unsuspected, please be a good citizen!
Tommy_Gvardia: (X) my ass
Crime of Tommy_Gvardia (X): NOUUUUUUUUUU
Good good ol' times... :)
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[18:38:08] <Stone_Thompson> (25) Don't Piss off Louis he will bug your ID!
LOOOOOOOLLL
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[18:38:19] <Stone_Thompson> (25) Don't Piss off Louis he will bug your ID!
[18:38:21] Ghostx(58) has joined the server from Portugal
[18:38:25] <Mr.Pink> (60) LoL.
[18:38:25] <Danny_Stracci> (1) lol
[18:38:25] <[ADF]Lloyd_Bolt> (73) LOL
[18:38:28] <Francisco_Morais> (24) win
[18:38:29] <Louis_Keyl> (27) not funny stone.
[18:38:34] <[ADF]Lloyd_Bolt> (73) Yes it was
[18:38:35] <[WS]Driggz> (57) yea its funny
[18:38:37] <[ADF]Lloyd_Bolt> (73) I lol'd HARD
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[18:38:19] <Stone_Thompson> (25) Don't Piss off Louis he will bug your ID!
[18:38:21] Ghostx(58) has joined the server from Portugal
[18:38:25] <Mr.Pink> (60) LoL.
[18:38:25] <Danny_Stracci> (1) lol
[18:38:25] <[ADF]Lloyd_Bolt> (73) LOL
[18:38:28] <Francisco_Morais> (24) win
[18:38:29] <Louis_Keyl> (27) not funny stone.
[18:38:34] <[ADF]Lloyd_Bolt> (73) Yes it was
[18:38:35] <[WS]Driggz> (57) yea its funny
[18:38:37] <[ADF]Lloyd_Bolt> (73) I lol'd HARD
:hurray:
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[03:13:08] UMA_D(9) has joined the server from United States
[03:13:15] UM_AD(18) has joined the server from Canada
[03:13:16] U_MAD(24) has joined the server from United States
[03:13:16] umad69(43) has joined the server from United States
[03:13:20] <=AV=Gibson.> (46) LOL
[03:13:23] <[SEPO]Goobii> (29) LOL!
[03:13:23] <Richard_Marlen> (25) lolol
[03:13:26] <=AV=Gibson.> (46) epic win
[03:13:28] <[GSG]Lil_Matt> (26) win
I think it was pretty funny! :P
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[18:38:19] <Stone_Thompson> (25) Don't Piss off Louis he will bug your ID!
[18:38:21] Ghostx(58) has joined the server from Portugal
[18:38:25] <Mr.Pink> (60) LoL.
[18:38:25] <Danny_Stracci> (1) lol
[18:38:25] <[ADF]Lloyd_Bolt> (73) LOL
[18:38:28] <Francisco_Morais> (24) win
[18:38:29] <Louis_Keyl> (27) not funny stone.
[18:38:34] <[ADF]Lloyd_Bolt> (73) Yes it was
[18:38:35] <[WS]Driggz> (57) yea its funny
[18:38:37] <[ADF]Lloyd_Bolt> (73) I lol'd HARD
I would like to see where's the funny part in that.
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I would like to see where's the funny part in that.
Me too. :conf:
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Me too. :conf:
Maybe the funny part is the bugged ID of the player who joined the server.
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SA:MP 0.3c Started...
Welcome to Argonath RPG!
Account exists, login please
U_MAD(24) has joined the server from United States
UM_AD (18) has joined the server from Canada
UMA_D (11) has joined the server from United States
umad69 (43) has joined the server from United States
=AV=Gibson.: (46) LOL
You are logged in!
[SEPO]Goobii: (29) LOL!
Richard_Marlen: (25) lolol
Weapon restored - Baseball Bat x 1
Weapon restored - Combat Shotgun x 140
You are frozen to allow the world objects to build, please wait 5 seconds.
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Maybe the funny part is the bugged ID of the player who joined the server.
Am i missing something because i still dont see what the funny part is about id 58.
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Am i missing something because i still dont see what the funny part is about id 58.
I think that the bugged IDs get the 00001 Error. So if ID 58 is bugged ID then the funny thing that he just warned him not to piss off Louis or he will bug his ID so another player joined with bugged ID, and that's why they laughed.
Just guessing.
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U_MAD(24) has joined the server from United States
UM_AD (18) has joined the server from Canada
UMA_D (11) has joined the server from United States
umad69 (43) has joined the server from United States
Fixed.
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I would like to see where's the funny part in that.
The funny part is that he said dont piss of louis or he will bug your id. FFS. :mad:
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I would like to see where's the funny part in that.
You had to be there........
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Am i missing something because i still dont see what the funny part is about id 58.
no no its not that.. its the punchline at the top
"[18:38:19] <Stone_Thompson> (25) Don't Piss off Louis he will bug your ID!"
saying louis will bug your ID if u piss him off xD... which is totally innacurate :P
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This shows who is inactive :D
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[EVIL]Onotole(27) has joined the server from Belgium
[WS]Fuzzy[GP]: (36) /Yo Onotole
[WS]Fuzzy[GP]: (36) OH MY GAWD
[WS]Fuzzy[GP]: (36) I died
[EVIL]Onotole: (27) /die hey all
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[EVIL]Onotole(27) has joined the server from Belgium
[WS]Fuzzy[GP]: (36) /Yo Onotole
[WS]Fuzzy[GP]: (36) OH MY GAWD
[WS]Fuzzy[GP]: (36) I died
[EVIL]Onotole: (27) /die hey all
:lol:
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[EVIL]Onotole(27) has joined the server from Belgium
[WS]Fuzzy[GP]: (36) /Yo Onotole
[WS]Fuzzy[GP]: (36) OH MY GAWD
[WS]Fuzzy[GP]: (36) I died
[EVIL]Onotole: (27) /die hey all
mad evil
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[EVIL]Onotole(27) has joined the server from Belgium
[WS]Fuzzy[GP]: (36) /Yo Onotole
[WS]Fuzzy[GP]: (36) OH MY GAWD
[WS]Fuzzy[GP]: (36) I died
[EVIL]Onotole: (27) /die hey all
fuzzy does that on mondays.
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[14:45:07] Crime of Martin_Marlen(33): suspected by officer Fizzor(64) for for bad carhack
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[02:26:38] FAILURE: [CN]Sara_Aster has escaped and is no longer wanted
---Bunch of Chat---
[02:27:12] <[CN]Sara_Aster> (8) I escape from cops :D And I all time was in LSPD :D
[02:27:18] <[TGR]Haythem> (2) lol
[02:27:19] <[AMW]Zed> (29) LMFAO
[02:27:20] <[ADF]JorJ> (23) LOL
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
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Jackie_Chan[AF]: (31) Trololololoo ... !!!
caion: (63) Troll :(
Edward_Miller: (8) Lessions
Edward_Miller: (8) nice
Salmonella: (1) trolololololololololol
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ADVERTISEMENT: Can someone give me a few Sex Lessions, contact [SE]Nadav_Vis(Phone:XxXxXx)
Jackie_Chan[AF]: (31) Trololololoo ... !!!
caion: (63) Troll :(
Edward_Miller: (8) Lessions
Edward_Miller: (8) nice
Salmonella: (1) trolololololololololol
:poke:
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ADVERTISEMENT: Can someone give me a few Sex Lessions, contact [SE]Nadav_Vis(Phone:XxXxXx)
Jackie_Chan[AF]: (31) Trololololoo ... !!!
caion: (63) Troll :(
Edward_Miller: (8) Lessions
Edward_Miller: (8) nice
Salmonella: (1) trolololololololololol
In fact he wasn't trolling. His English is bad enough, and I have no idea how did he got accepted into SAPD academy.
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In fact he wasn't trolling. His English is bad enough, and I have no idea how did he got accepted into SAPD academy.
Maybe he told them he needed a SMG :rofl::rofl:
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[02:26:38] FAILURE: [CN]Sara_Aster has escaped and is no longer wanted
---Bunch of Chat---
[02:27:12] <[CN]Sara_Aster> (8) I escape from cops :D And I all time was in LSPD :D
[02:27:18] <[TGR]Haythem> (2) lol
[02:27:19] <[AMW]Zed> (29) LMFAO
[02:27:20] <[ADF]JorJ> (23) LOL
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
I didn't find it funny :/
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Rule not applied to administration.
Incorrect.
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[EVIL]Onotole(27) has joined the server from Belgium
[WS]Fuzzy[GP]: (36) /Yo Onotole
[WS]Fuzzy[GP]: (36) OH MY GAWD
[WS]Fuzzy[GP]: (36) I died
[EVIL]Onotole: (27) /die hey all
:(
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(http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/8418/lolii.png) (http://img849.imageshack.us/i/lolii.png/)
No pics, only texts. Stop being lazy D:
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No pics, only texts. Stop being lazy D:
why no pics :\
pics prove its actually from the game.. text can be fabricated and only admins etc would know :3
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It has been said clearly no pictures in this thread. Why are you all so dumb/blind.
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[15:28:44] Jackie_Chan[AF](52): Police Radio: I need a few officers to get Frank Hawk out of the investigating room, Over.
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This was long time ago
James_Hunter: You will be copbanned in
James_Hunter: 10
James_Hunter: 9
James_Hunter: 8
James_Hunter: 7
James_Hunter: 6
[NP]ForceCarson: Hey James!!
James_Hunter: What?!
James_Hunter was kicked for flooding
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This was long time ago
James_Hunter: You will be copbanned in
James_Hunter: 10
James_Hunter: 9
James_Hunter: 8
James_Hunter: 7
James_Hunter: 6
[NP]ForceCarson: Hey James!!
James_Hunter: What?!
James_Hunter was kicked for flooding
Good one :lol:
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This was long time ago
James_Hunter: You will be copbanned in
James_Hunter: 10
James_Hunter: 9
James_Hunter: 8
James_Hunter: 7
James_Hunter: 6
[NP]ForceCarson: Hey James!!
James_Hunter: What?!
James_Hunter was kicked for flooding
Just copban him already xd
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[19:58:18]Mafs_Corleone (75) Ima be James Bond. Where is my DB5
[19:58:20]James.Bond (96) Has joined the server from Pakistan
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[19:58:18]Mafs_Corleone (75) Ima be James Bond. Where is my DB5
[19:58:20]James.Bond (96) Has joined the server from Pakistan
LOL the f**k
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[19:58:18]Mafs_Corleone (75) Ima be James Bond. Where is my DB5
[19:58:20]James.Bond (96) Has joined the server from Pakistan
Lol
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[19:38:44] Keniishi.(10): Police Radio: (Officer in danger) at Las colinas, Over.
[19:38:49] Keniishi.(10): Police Radio: Requesting backup fast, Over.
[19:38:59] Jack_Martin(25): Police Radio: FBI (Responding to Las colinas), Over.
[19:39:09] Max_Pain(4): Police Radio: U4 responding to (Las colinas), Over.
[19:39:31] Keniishi.(10): Police Radio: Fast, Over.
[19:40:13] [BF]MIkro(15) shouts megaphone): This is the FBI, the last thing you will see in your live
[19:40:14] [WS]Aimzz_Kolta(34) shouts megaphone): This is the LAW ... STOP and SURRENDER now!
FBI agents and SAPD/ARPD officers were shooting the suspects, then he stepped in a car, and he tried to escape but we blow up his car.
[19:40:50] Player cuffed
[19:40:51] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: I'm innocent.
[19:40:56] [BF]MIkro(15) shouts: Whahahahaht!!
[19:41:04] [BF]MIkro(15) rolls over the ground from the laughing
[19:41:06] [BF]MIkro(15) shouts: Innocent!!
[19:41:08] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: I didn't do shit
[19:41:08] [BF]MIkro(15) shouts: Whahahaaha!!
[19:41:18] [BF]MIkro(15) says: You evaded us atleast twice.
[19:41:22] [BF]MIkro(15) says: You were shooting.
[19:41:27] [BF]MIkro(15) says: And you had a gun in your hand.
[19:41:28] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: It was an accident
[19:41:38] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: My foot slipped and hit the gas pedal
[19:41:43] [BF]MIkro(15) says: Twice?
[19:41:47] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: Yes sir
[19:41:49] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: I have Parkinson
[19:41:58] [BF]MIkro(15) says: And you twice stepped in a car by accident?
[19:42:05] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: Correct sir
[19:42:17] [BF]MIkro(15) says: And you shot some rounds... by accident?
[19:42:26] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: Why are you stopping, is this some kind of execution?
[19:42:55] [BF]MIkro(15) says: You know what?
[19:43:02] [BF]MIkro(15) says: We will execute you!
[19:43:04] [BF]MIkro(15) says: By accident!
[19:43:31] [BF]MIkro(15) says: You like that?
[19:43:33] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: No rape.
[19:43:46] [BF]MIkro(15) says: Rape and execution, yes.
[19:43:49] [BF]MIkro(15) says: We will do that!
[19:43:54] [BF]MIkro(15) says: By accident ofcourse.
[19:43:57] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) get's turned on
[19:44:18] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: Eyyy, where we going?
[19:44:41] [BF]MIkro(15) says: We are scratching the rape.
[19:44:43] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: Is this going to be some Guantanamo?
[19:44:52] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: I'm innocent, I tell you
One minute passed...
[19:45:19] [BF]MIkro(15) opens the door and drags the suspect out
One minute passed...
[19:46:00] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: Please...
10 seconds passed...
[19:46:15] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: Please sir
25 seconds passed...
[19:46:55] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: I've got 3 wives and multiple children, please sir
[19:47:07] [BF]MIkro(15) says: You shot them too? by accident?
[19:47:19] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: The children were made by accident, yes...
[19:47:53] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: Please...
[19:47:59] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: Will you atleast rape me safe?
[19:48:06] [BF]MIkro(15) says: Maybe.
[19:48:11] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: Use Vaseline
[19:48:20] [BF]MIkro(15) says: Woops..
[19:48:25] [BF]MIkro(15) says: I took the wrong way by accident.
[19:48:35] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) has been jailed by Jack_Martin(25)
[19:48:37] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: That looks scary... I don't wanna go
[19:48:44] Jack_Martin(25) says: Sorry, I jailed you by accident.
[19:48:46] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: Come onnnnn
[19:48:52] [BF]MIkro(15) closes the jail door
[19:48:57] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) swaffles the officer by accident
[19:49:05] [BF]MIkro(15) takes the mans dick
[19:49:08] [BF]MIkro(15) says: Yummy
[19:49:35] [BF]MIkro(15) says: gotta go irl :S cu
[19:49:38] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) says: Bye ))
49 seconds passed...
[19:50:17] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) shouts: Open the door!!
1 minute passed...
[19:51:11] Giancarlo_Fisichella(9) shouts: Open the door!!!!
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I just remembered that Agent was trained in my Division. :D
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I just remembered that Agent was trained in my Division. :D
I was loling IRL and I couldn't stop laughing until we jailed him :rofl:
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Lol kids was made by accident lol
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Maybe not the funniest, but a good coincidence.
ADVERTISMNET: You drink. You drive. You lose.Brought to you by the SAPD, Conatc Lennie_Briscoe(xxx)
ADVERTISMENT: [FUN and BEER] ARPD Police Bar | Near Dillimore |Get your beers and Vodka | CHEAP!| Onlt $99 Entery!, Contact, [SASD]Frednox,(xxxx)
The funny part was, it was at the same time, both on duty :)
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Maybe not the funniest, but a good coincidence.
ADVERTISMNET: You drink. You drive. You lose.Brought to you by the SAPD, Conatc Lennie_Briscoe(xxx)
ADVERTISMENT: [FUN and BEER] ARPD Police Bar | Near Dillimore |Get your beers and Vodka | CHEAP!| Onlt $99 Entery!, Contact, [SASD]Frednox,(xxxx)
The funny part was, it was at the same time, both on duty :)
:rofl: :rofl:
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[NP]Jessica_N[GP]: omg why this pay nspray didnt fix my car
Jonny_OSullivan[GP]: ITS A BOMB SHOP
Jonny_OSullivan[GP]: SILLY
[NP]Jessica_N[GP]: WHAT
[NP]Jessica_N[GP]: OMG LOL
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maddog123(4): Police Radio: i gambled all my money, oficer down, Over.
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maddog123(4): Police Radio: i gambled all my money, oficer down, Over.
:lol:
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maddog123(4): Police Radio: i gambled all my money, oficer down, Over.
LOLWUT :rofl::rofl:
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maddog123(4): Police Radio: i gambled all my money, oficer down, Over.
:rofl:
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When 7 People win a 100k lotto:
[22:55:26] ------------------------------ IMPORTANT INFORMATION ------------------------------
[22:55:26] ATTENTION: Lottery draw #4333 has started. The chosen number will be random.
[22:55:26] ATTENTION: Today the winning number is 22.
[22:55:26] Lottery News: Dan_Tzabari has won the jackpot of $101010.
[22:55:26] Lottery News: [ADF]Reece has won the jackpot of $101010.
[22:55:26] Lottery News: [NP]Comrey_Ancelotti has won the jackpot of $101010.
[22:55:26] Lottery News: Mikal_White has won the jackpot of $101010.
[22:55:26] Lottery News: Jonathan_Als has won the jackpot of $101010.
[22:55:26] Lottery News: Nikos_Galapagos has won the jackpot of $101010.
[22:55:26] Lottery News: [MKD]Lucky has won the jackpot of $101010.
[22:55:26] The new jackpot has been started with $41330.
[22:55:26] ---------------------------------- ------------------------------------
[22:55:28] <[NP]Comrey_Ancelotti> (17) W00t
[22:55:29] <[ADF]Reece> (9) YES
[22:55:29] <Badandy> (28) Holy shit
[22:55:29] <Kris_Sanders> (48) LOL!
[22:55:29] <Mikal_White> (22) YEAhhhhh
[22:55:30] <[NP]Comrey_Ancelotti> (17) LOLOLO
[22:55:30] <SirSir> (61) :D
[22:55:30] <Beretta_Tsuyoshi> (33) LOL
[22:55:31] <Petar_Gvardia> (50) WoW
[22:55:31] <[ADF]Reece> (9) THANKS
[22:55:31] <Jonathan_Als> (36) LOOL
[22:55:31] <Mash_Gordon> (27) LOOOOL
[22:55:32] <Dan_Tzabari> (7) HOLY
[22:55:33] <[ADF]Reece> (9) OMG
[22:55:34] <[ADF]Rob_Collin[AF]> (34) wtf?
[22:55:34] <[MKD]Lucky> (84) yess
[22:55:35] <Badandy> (28) Holy shit..
[22:55:36] <[ADF]Rob_Collin[AF]> (34) srsky
[22:55:36] <Ghostx> (25) wtf
[22:55:38] <[NP]Comrey_Ancelotti> (17) I fucking screenies that
[22:55:39] <Kirby> (0) dat swag
[22:55:40] <[ADF]Rob_Collin[AF]> (34) Corruption
[22:55:40] <Leroy_Hudson> (21) Shit, had 21.
[22:55:40] <Mister_Roy> (31) WTF
[22:55:41] <Vinny_Martucci> (41) shitstorm of lol's incoming lol
[22:55:42] <Jonathan_Als> (36) lmfaooo
[22:55:42] <SIG> (3) WTF ???
[22:55:43] <Drix_Demarest> (38) lol :D
[22:55:43] <Johnny_Maff> (70) o.OOOO
[22:55:43] <Beretta_Tsuyoshi> (33) Congrats.
[22:55:45] <Mikal_White> (22) AHAHAHAHA
[22:55:45] <Vincent_Berluccini> (4) FRAME LOTTO
[22:55:45] <Alan_Demarest> (13) I'm giving up
[22:55:47] <Kaiburr.> (11) xD
[22:55:47] <Alan_Demarest> (13) Don't shoot
[22:55:47] <Drix_Demarest> (38) no not me :(
[22:55:48] <[NP]Comrey_Ancelotti> (17) I FUCKING screenied that
[22:55:49] <Dan_Tzabari> (7) some one say he make 22 so i do like him!
[22:55:49] <Mikal_White> (22) Comrey!
[22:55:50] <Vincent_Berluccini> (4) FRAME LOTTO
[22:55:51] <Vincent_Berluccini> (4) FRAME LOTTO
[22:55:53] <Muhammad_Ghanem> (24) holy fuck
[22:55:55] <Muhammad_Ghanem> (24) I had 23
[22:55:56] <Johnny_Maff> (70) damn :D
[22:55:56] <Mash_Gordon> (27) Haha, That was made up
[22:55:57] <Muhammad_Ghanem> (24) fuck me
[22:55:58] <hank_blayer> (23) 99m
[22:55:59] <Badandy> (28) me never got :(
[22:56:02] <Vinny_Martucci> (41) The lotto is a lie.
[22:56:03] <Mikal_White> (22) HAHAHAHAHAHA Comrey
[22:56:10] <[NP]Comrey_Ancelotti> (17) EVERYBODY stole my number
[22:56:11] <Mikal_White> (22) "Thats my number"!
[22:56:11] <[NP]Comrey_Ancelotti> (17) lololo
[22:56:12] <Beretta_Tsuyoshi> (33) Pay days are better.. :-)
[22:56:21] <[ADF]Reece> (9) I always use 22 its my birthday xD
[22:56:21] Kris_Sanders(48) says: Nah...
[22:56:33] <[NP]Comrey_Ancelotti> (17) Imma go post this at forums
[22:56:37] <[NP]Comrey_Ancelotti> (17) fucking hillarious
[22:56:38] <Beretta_Tsuyoshi> (33) 22ed is my birthday
[22:56:41] <SIG> (3) was it realy random ?
[22:56:42] <[ADF]Reece> (9) Me too
[22:56:44] <Dan_Tzabari> (7) i tought it was 1M haha and i win i was so happy but 100k its good again :D
[22:56:45] <[ADF]Reece> (9) :D
Not that funny but I was like lul wut? 7 People :O
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When 7 People win a 100k lotto:
[22:55:26] ------------------------------ IMPORTANT INFORMATION ------------------------------
[22:55:26] ATTENTION: Lottery draw #4333 has started. The chosen number will be random.
[22:55:26] ATTENTION: Today the winning number is 22.
[22:55:26] Lottery News: Dan_Tzabari has won the jackpot of $101010.
[22:55:26] Lottery News: [ADF]Reece has won the jackpot of $101010.
[22:55:26] Lottery News: [NP]Comrey_Ancelotti has won the jackpot of $101010.
[22:55:26] Lottery News: Mikal_White has won the jackpot of $101010.
[22:55:26] Lottery News: Jonathan_Als has won the jackpot of $101010.
[22:55:26] Lottery News: Nikos_Galapagos has won the jackpot of $101010.
[22:55:26] Lottery News: [MKD]Lucky has won the jackpot of $101010.
[22:55:26] The new jackpot has been started with $41330.
[22:55:26] ---------------------------------- ------------------------------------
<whole bunch of chat>
[22:55:40] <Leroy_Hudson> (21) Shit, had 21.
<More Chat>
[22:55:55] <Muhammad_Ghanem> (24) I had 23
<Last Bit of Chat>
Not that funny but I was like lul wut? 7 People :O
lol i love when people say that as if they are close ;D
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^ ^
I was the one that was saying holy shit !!!! :banana:
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Actually, using my Birthday may be a good idea :D
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------------------------------ IMPORTANT INFORMATION ------------------------------
ATTENTION: Lottery draw #4308 has started. The chosen number will be random.
ATTENTION: Today the winning number is 26.
Lottery News: Dutchy has won the jackpot of $2600000.
Lottery News: [MKD]Dover has won the jackpot of $2600000.
The new jackpot has been started with $35780.
---------------------------------- ------------------------------------
HAHAHahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahah funny chatlog to me
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------------------------------ IMPORTANT INFORMATION ------------------------------
ATTENTION: Lottery draw #4308 has started. The chosen number will be random.
ATTENTION: Today the winning number is 26.
Lottery News: Dutchy has won the jackpot of $2600000.
Lottery News: [MKD]Dover has won the jackpot of $2600000.
The new jackpot has been started with $35780.
---------------------------------- ------------------------------------
HAHAHahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahah funny chatlog to me
you won TWO POINT SIX MILLION?!!! ZOMG
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I usually pick 26
f**k I should have been there D:
A funny chatlog from my passport test back in July 2009
[AV]Traser: Who is the President of Argonath
joedaman633: Uhm, can I have a clue?
[AV]Traser: Wizard in lor of the rings, has a beard
joedaman633: Sauron?
[AV]Traser: No, close though
joedaman633: Gandalf?
[AV]Traser: Nice one.
Or something like that, forgot the exact wording
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I usually pick 26
I've been picking 26 since late 2009.
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I picked 37 from July 2009 until about mid 2010, then changed to 26 :D
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I picked 37 from July 2009 until about mid 2010, then changed to 26 :D
I once won $1 with 26 :lol:
I then gave it away to the first person who'd call me. :rofl:
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I remember how someone once said in a passport test that the president of Argonath is [Rstar]Flameman. :lol:
Ah, good times.
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Crime of TeaM_Patton(44): suspected by officer Gigi_Becali(36) for atcak a cop with sabia ninja
This one made my day, haha. :lol:
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I remember how someone once said in a passport test that the president of Argonath is [Rstar]Flameman. :lol:
Ah, good times.
Nonono, [Rstar]FlameMan was said in an unban request by a guy who was banned by Flameman.
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Never heard of that unban, but I do remember a passport test including [Rstar]Flameman.
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Never heard of that unban, but I do remember a passport test including [Rstar]Flameman.
Perhaps it was [Rtard]? :D
Yeah, there are many funny answers on passport tests :)
While Mash and I were flying the AT-400 all around the SA, we performed a landing on the LSAP. While we were almost at the lane, I saw a cop just in the middle of it. He ran immediately, and we started to talk:
PM from Andy_saes(16): i wasnt expecting that ;D
PM to Andy_saes(16): me neither :D
PM to Andy_saes(16): who would expect a cop on the lane :D
PM from Andy_saes(16): who would have expected a plane on a runway... oh yeah
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PM from Andy_saes(16): who would have expected a plane on a runway... oh yeah[/b][/color][/glow]
:rofl:
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Crime of TeaM_Patton(44): suspected by officer Gigi_Becali(36) for atcak a cop with sabia ninja
This one made my day, haha. :lol:
Lol'd
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@Shejken
I find it funny since ninjas didn't use katanas but tempos.
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@Shejken
I find it funny since ninjas didn't use katanas but tempos.
LOL i like how you say this as if Ninjas talk to you all the time :roll:
Ninjas used multiple types of sword... "Ninja" is just a type of "Assassin"
Samurai used, Katana, Dai-Katana, Wakazashi, spears etc.
they don't got fixed loadouts like Argonath assassins <<< :rofl: if u get this
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DeeJay: Senshi, if you wanna try to rob the bank, maybe you should rob the right place and not the museum.
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DeeJay: Senshi, if you wanna try to rob the bank, maybe you should rob the right place and not the museum.
:rofl: Intense
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DeeJay: Senshi, if you wanna try to rob the bank, maybe you should rob the right place and not the museum.
Oh my God, that's epic :rofl:
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Oh my God, that's epic :rofl:
I agree, one of the best comments ever :lol:
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LOL i like how you say this as if Ninjas talk to you all the time :roll:
Ninjas used multiple types of sword... "Ninja" is just a type of "Assassin"
Samurai used, Katana, Dai-Katana, Wakazashi, spears etc.
.....you are...wait, why should i even bother.
To keep in note, really, study before you go out in the internet. Ninja =/= samurai
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.....you are...wait, why should i even bother.
To keep in note, really, study before you go out in the internet. Ninja =/= samurai
i know Ninja =/= Samurai
i was showing what DOES use Katana O_o
also Ninjas did use Katana sometimes (according to Leather books)
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*watches wikipedia*
Ugh, my bad, they did use katanas.
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Mario_GoodFellaz: Whats happening at lspd apprantley some one planted c4 ?
Jim_Street[AF]: c4 is code 4 :P It means that everything is under control :P
[Rstar]RON: a The old applications will be removed as many inactive... and new opened
Admin [Rstar]RON: /a OMFG!!
Admin Salmonella: big news revealed too early
Admin [Rstar]RON: FFS lol
Admin =AV=9r2e5i3k: wait a sec ron I'll fix it
Admin =AV=9r2e5i3k announce: ha ha april fools guys! noany admins
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Mario_GoodFellaz: Whats happening at lspd apprantley some one planted c4 ?
Jim_Street[AF]: c4 is code 4 :P It means that everything is under control :P
[Rstar]RON: a The old applications will be removed as many inactive... and new opened
Admin [Rstar]RON: /a OMFG!!
Admin Salmonella: big news revealed too early
Admin [Rstar]RON: FFS lol
Admin =AV=9r2e5i3k: wait a sec ron I'll fix it
Admin =AV=9r2e5i3k announce: ha ha april fools guys! noany admins
LOL nice
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I remember one that will at least make you smile: [i9]Frank_Hawk(23) was suspected by officer Charles_Carter(1) for eating big macs
Another one:
[136]Kalvin(31): Police Radio: Su53 Down, Leagle Force Used, Over.
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I remember one that will at least make you smile: [i9]Frank_Hawk(23) was suspected by officer Charles_Carter(1) for eating big macs
nope.avi
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[Rstar]RON: a The old applications will be removed as many inactive... and new opened
Admin [Rstar]RON: /a OMFG!!
Admin Salmonella: big news revealed too early
Admin [Rstar]RON: FFS lol
Admin =AV=9r2e5i3k: wait a sec ron I'll fix it
Admin =AV=9r2e5i3k announce: ha ha april fools guys! noany admins
:D Oscar 2011 for getting out from difficult situations :D
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Lol nice job 9253 :p
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Mario_GoodFellaz: Whats happening at lspd apprantley some one planted c4 ?
Jim_Street[AF]: c4 is code 4 :P It means that everything is under control :P
:rofl:
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[Rstar]RON: a The old applications will be removed as many inactive... and new opened
Admin [Rstar]RON: /a OMFG!!
Admin Salmonella: big news revealed too early
Admin [Rstar]RON: FFS lol
Admin =AV=9r2e5i3k: wait a sec ron I'll fix it
Admin =AV=9r2e5i3k announce: ha ha april fools guys! noany admins
That was a great cover because I was already ready to leave server with its flood in private messages... :cry:
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That was a great cover because I was already ready to leave server with its flood in private messages... :cry:
Don't cry boss, you can always give me your rights to handle everything you can do on the server :razz:
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That was a great cover because I was already ready to leave server with its flood in private messages... :cry:
/pm off
Lol jk
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For WAP mobile users, this is the 666th page of the topic. :devroll:
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As i was checking through some screens i found the following log :D
Ice_Road_Trucker(xx) shouts: STOP HUMPING MY FUCKING YTRUCK YOU MADE ME SPIN ALL OVER THE ASS!!
LOL :rofl:
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[05:24:11] Ghostx(1): Police Radio: we need fireman with flamethrower`*, Over.
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[05:24:11] Ghostx(1): Police Radio: we need fireman with flamethrower`*, Over.
LOL :rofl:
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Some fairly lame ones I found. They weren't HAHA funny, they were more "OH I GET IT" funny.
*removed* This is a funny chat logs...
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Leon_Gvardia: (13) i killed him
Pepito_Hernandez: (0) bad leon
Pepito_Hernandez: (0) CORNER TIME
Leon_Gvardia: (13) GOD f**kING DAMNIT
<banana>
<I get in the car casually, followed by a hello>
Daniel_Hernandez(93) LOOKS f**kING OVER
Daniel_Hernandez(93) says: WHO IN THE FLYING f**k ARE YOU
/ME LOOKS FUCKING OVER
i love you
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This happened to me Saturday:
[DRGN]Matthew_Green(70): ADMINS!!!! Emergency TP needed!!! I'm bugged and stuck INSIDE OF A BUILDING!!! /exit doesn't work, and /helpmeup makes it even worse!!!
[DRGN]Matthew_Green(70) has been suspected by (I forgot the cop's name) for "BREAKING MULTIPLE LAWS OF PHYSICS AND LOGIC OMFG!!!"
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Good one :rofl:
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During the role reversal week:
HQ: All units APB: Reporter: [GSF]Trane_Kiedis check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: CODE PURPLE 50 BALLAS VS 70 GROVE CODE PURPLE SEND VIOLET
HQ: Suspect: Unknown
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This happened now :lol:
[12:07:47] Jcstodds(33) says: May the Holy Sauron bless this dildo, unlock its true power
[12:07:55] Jcstodds(33) says: and may it be used to smite all evil against the church
[12:07:56] Jcstodds(33) says: ahmen
[12:08:02] Jcstodds(33) pours holy water on the dildo
[12:08:08] Jcstodds(33) says: There you are sir
[12:08:14] [BW]Max(11) says: thank you
[12:08:17] Jcstodds(33) says: Now you may smite and crush the heratics
[12:08:40] Jcstodds(33) says: Although, with great power comes great responsibility
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This happened now :lol:
[12:07:47] Jcstodds(33) says: May the Holy Sauron bless this dildo, unlock its true power
[12:07:55] Jcstodds(33) says: and may it be used to smite all evil against the church
[12:07:56] Jcstodds(33) says: ahmen
[12:08:02] Jcstodds(33) pours holy water on the dildo
[12:08:08] Jcstodds(33) says: There you are sir
[12:08:14] [BW]Max(11) says: thank you
[12:08:17] Jcstodds(33) says: Now you may smite and crush the heratics
[12:08:40] Jcstodds(33) says: Although, with great power comes great responsibility
Ok this made my day :lol:
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During the role reversal week:
HQ: All units APB: Reporter: [GSF]Trane_Kiedis check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: CODE PURPLE 50 BALLAS VS 70 GROVE CODE PURPLE SEND VIOLET
HQ: Suspect: Unknown
lol
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Jcs was indeed more than fit to replace me as LS Archbishop. :lol:
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Some fairly lame ones I found. They weren't HAHA funny, they were more "OH I GET IT" funny.
*removed* This is a funny chat logs...
I found them funny, sir admin.
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[Rstar]Taizor has been unsuspected by Jimmy_Bowling for Hostage
Kenny(on Teamspeak): Wait Jimmy, hes not a hostage, hes aiding and trespassing, resuspect him again!
Jimmy(on Teampspeak):Oh
[Rstar]Taizor has been suspected by Jimmy Bowling for Not hostage
Kenny(Teamspeak):oh my god
I found it really funny at the moment :lol:
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Anyone notice how someone Tai'd on Tai? :lol:
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During the role reversal week:
HQ: All units APB: Reporter: [GSF]Trane_Kiedis check out and suspect if needed
HQ: Possible crime: CODE PURPLE 50 BALLAS VS 70 GROVE CODE PURPLE SEND VIOLET
HQ: Suspect: Unknown
LMFAO was that a cop using /call 911? xD
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[Rstar]Taizor has been unsuspected by Jimmy_Bowling for Hostage
Kenny(on Teamspeak): Wait Jimmy, hes not a hostage, hes aiding and trespassing, resuspect him again!
Jimmy(on Teampspeak):Oh
[Rstar]Taizor has been suspected by Jimmy Bowling for Not hostage
Kenny(Teamspeak):oh my god
I found it really funny at the moment :lol:
Hahahahahaha
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Images are not allowed in this topic.
Please write down your funny chat log.
-Void
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[Rstar]Taizor has been unsuspected by Jimmy_Bowling for Hostage
Kenny(on Teamspeak): Wait Jimmy, hes not a hostage, hes aiding and trespassing, resuspect him again!
Jimmy(on Teampspeak):Oh
[Rstar]Taizor has been suspected by Jimmy Bowling for Not hostage
Kenny(Teamspeak):oh my god
I found it really funny at the moment :lol:
hahah :D
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[Rstar]Taizor has been unsuspected by Jimmy_Bowling for Hostage
Kenny(on Teamspeak): Wait Jimmy, hes not a hostage, hes aiding and trespassing, resuspect him again!
Jimmy(on Teampspeak):Oh
[Rstar]Taizor has been suspected by Jimmy Bowling for Not hostage
Kenny(Teamspeak):oh my god
I found it really funny at the moment :lol:
That made my day :lol:
To be brutally honest, it didn't make my day, but as I'm on a forum I exaggerate these things to feel special. But it was still funny though :D
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Caught this recently in the mainchat, found it funny :lol:
Robert_Audi: (113) im sueing pd for gettin hurt on the job
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ADVERTISEMENT: Looking for 300$, contact Tony_McClung(ID:2)
Funny thing is..he will need another 500$ after this
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Good one Aimzz, that people can be funny sometimes. :D
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[01:27:22] =AVt=Mash_Gordon(27):Emergency Radio: Austin, stop stalk us for godsake, Over.
[01:27:34] [ARFD]Delta_Alterlis(16):Emergency Radio: Shut up and call 911 for god sake, Over.
[01:27:42] =AVt=Mash_Gordon(27):Emergency Radio: We're 911, Over.
[01:27:51] [ARFD]Delta_Alterlis(16):Emergency Radio: no, u r not, Over.
[01:27:54] [ARFD]Delta_Alterlis(16):Emergency Radio: We're., Over.
[01:28:02] =AVt=Mash_Gordon(27):Emergency Radio: As I said, we're, Over.
[01:28:14] [ARFD]Delta_Alterlis(16):Emergency Radio: We are, but no you, you are Third Party EMS., Over.
[01:28:23] [DRGN]Matthew_Green(17):Emergency Radio: And god sake....WE ARE ALL 911!!!, Over.
[01:28:47] [ARFD]Delta_Alterlis(16):Emergency Radio: fk that, u r all 911, I am not., Over.
Found this discussion funny at the late night, some people didn't like our discuss on /e after some time :roll:
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[01:27:22] =AVt=Mash_Gordon(27):Emergency Radio: Austin, stop stalk us for godsake, Over.
[01:27:34] [ARFD]Delta_Alterlis(16):Emergency Radio: Shut up and call 911 for god sake, Over.
[01:27:42] =AVt=Mash_Gordon(27):Emergency Radio: We're 911, Over.
[01:27:51] [ARFD]Delta_Alterlis(16):Emergency Radio: no, u r not, Over.
[01:27:54] [ARFD]Delta_Alterlis(16):Emergency Radio: We're., Over.
[01:28:02] =AVt=Mash_Gordon(27):Emergency Radio: As I said, we're, Over.
[01:28:14] [ARFD]Delta_Alterlis(16):Emergency Radio: We are, but no you, you are Third Party EMS., Over.
[01:28:23] [DRGN]Matthew_Green(17):Emergency Radio: And god sake....WE ARE ALL 911!!!, Over.
[01:28:47] [ARFD]Delta_Alterlis(16):Emergency Radio: fk that, u r all 911, I am not., Over.
Found this discussion funny at the late night, some people didn't like our discuss on /e after some time :roll:
LMFAO "u r all 9111, i am not!" says the FIREMAN!.. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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*removed* This is a funny chat logs...
How fucking fascinating! Please come closer and tell me more!
Jesus christ. It's ironic that Aragorn deletes my and only my chatlogs directly after he posts in my unban request. I, for one, found them fairly humorous. If you want to delete mine for being "unfunny" or because of some opinionated remark, you might as well clear out the last 100 pages.
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If you want to delete mine for being "unfunny" or because of some opinionated remark, you might as well clear out the last 100 pages.
loled
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[23:08:19] [i9]Gandalf_Gulucan(0) has joined the server from Serbia
[23:08:23] <BlackEagle.> (21) LOL
[23:08:23] <Zaraki_Taylor> (20) LOL
[23:08:24] <Emilio_Falcone> (60) lol
[23:08:25] <Pepito_Hernandez> (28) ;(
[23:08:26] <Gogo_Stracci> (26) lol
[23:08:26] <Jonny_OSullivan[GP]> (42) LOLOL
[23:08:27] <Jack_White> (31) LOL
[23:08:28] <Zaraki_Taylor> (20) ROFL
[23:08:29] <[ADF]Reece> (91) ROfl
[23:08:29] <Senshi> (103) LOLL
[23:08:30] <Antonio_Colombo> (1) LOL
[23:08:32] <Santino_Ferreira> (46) Sexy
[23:08:32] <Rob_Williams> (18) lol
[23:08:32] <Hero_Falcone> (34) hahhaha
[23:08:36] <[i9]Gandalf_Gulucan> (0) YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[23:08:36] <Luigi_Colombo> (47) LMAO
[23:08:38] <[i9]Gandalf_Gulucan> (0) YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[23:08:39] <Zachary_Colombo> (23) xD
[23:08:39] <[i9]Gandalf_Gulucan> (0) YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[23:08:40] <Louis_Keyl> (25) K that made my day.
[23:08:40] <Pepito_Hernandez> (28) yo
[23:08:40] <Hero_Falcone> (34) hahahhaha
[23:08:42] <hank_blayer> (29) lol kick your self
[23:08:48] <Eric_Santana> (51) Broooo
[23:08:49] [i9]Gandalf_Gulucan was banned by [WS]Ben_Samiir(72) for allez bye.
Ban evading it's self is not funny, nor is impersonating an admin never mind an owner, but when this happened, I honestly laughed, so did alot of other people, so I though I would share it with you guys.
Hope this isn't removed :D
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Guys if the chatlog you are going to post is more than 5 lines long, please consider posting it very carefully, as those of 6 lines and more tend to be not so funny. I would really want to contribute but I have some PC issues.
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:rofl:
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[23:08:19] [i9]Gandalf_Gulucan(0) has joined the server from Serbia
[23:08:23] <BlackEagle.> (21) LOL
[23:08:23] <Zaraki_Taylor> (20) LOL
[23:08:24] <Emilio_Falcone> (60) lol
[23:08:36] <[i9]Gandalf_Gulucan> (0) YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[23:08:49] [i9]Gandalf_Gulucan was banned by [WS]Ben_Samiir(72) for allez bye.
Ban evading it's self is not funny, nor is impersonating an admin never mind an owner, but when this happened, I honestly laughed, so did alot of other people, so I though I would share it with you guys.
Hope this isn't removed :D
This deserves to be the best funny chat log. :rofl:
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This deserves to be the best funny chat log. :rofl:
no.
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got a cheetah ... crashed it a bit...
[03:03:44] Berko(48) says: do you know there is damage to the frount of your car sir
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[03:03:45] Plate number changed and saved (fixes car)
[03:03:46] You entered a Cheetah(1971), owner: [AMW]Zed
[03:03:49] Berko(48) says: im going to have to ticket you
[03:03:51] Berko(48) says: fuck
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[03:03:56] [AMW]Zed(102) says: lmfao
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[03:04:02] [AMW]Zed(102) says: pwned
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got a cheetah ... crashed it a bit...
[03:03:44] Berko(48) says: do you know there is damage to the frount of your car sir
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[03:03:45] Plate number changed and saved (fixes car)
[03:03:46] You entered a Cheetah(1971), owner: [AMW]Zed
[03:03:49] Berko(48) says: im going to have to ticket you
[03:03:51] Berko(48) says: f**k
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[03:03:56] [AMW]Zed(102) says: lmfao
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[03:04:02] [AMW]Zed(102) says: pwned
That's a good one! :rofl: Wish there were more funny ones here....
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I remember one that will at least make you smile: [i9]Frank_Hawk(23) was suspected by officer Charles_Carter(1) for eating big macs
Another one:
[136]Kalvin(31): Police Radio: Su53 Down, Leagle Force Used, Over.
GOOD GOD MAN i cant stop laughing lol
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i wish chatlogs stayed for more than 1 day... but anyway, some guy (forgot the name) was ramping off my bullet before i sold it..
[AMW]Zed : I'm not a ramp
Guy : oh rry?
<some random guy> was suspected by officer [AMW]Zed for yes rry i am not a ramp
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Steve_Platokk(12): Police Radio: SFPD, 10-76 SMB with sex units, 10-84 2 minutes, Over.
Crime of Dwayne_Ward(5): suspected by officer Milton_Jones(24) for Cartman order pizza thru 911
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Kalvin: Infernus or bullet? Banable?
I was amazed...
Post Merge: April 20, 2011, 10:06:06 am
[Rstar]Taizor has been unsuspected by Jimmy_Bowling for Hostage
Kenny(on Teamspeak): Wait Jimmy, hes not a hostage, hes aiding and trespassing, resuspect him again!
Jimmy(on Teampspeak):Oh
[Rstar]Taizor has been suspected by Jimmy Bowling for Not hostage
Kenny(Teamspeak):oh my god
I found it really funny at the moment :lol:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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LOLOLOL i PWN :m4: :m4: :m4:
You entered a Club(4043), owner: Molly_Jetson
A few Seconds Later
*CRASH*
[3r]Curtis_Taylor(27) shouts: stop!!
[3r]Curtis_Taylor(27) shouts: Fucking woman!!
[3r]Curtis_Taylor(27) steps out.
[3r]Curtis_Taylor(27) Pulls out his Deagle
Moly_Jetson(46) Pulls Out her MP5
You are wanted because of this kill
Been a bad boy again...
You are wanted because of this kill (His Passenger)
Been a bad boy again...
Molly_Jetson(46) shouts: Fucking Woman That!!
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[17:13:35] <HushiCa> (18) Anyone have a perception at how Argonath will be like in 2 years? 4 years? Or even 6 years?
[17:13:48] <[AMW]Zed> (0) oh oh i know !
[17:13:49] <TeaM_Francis> (12) 6 years - probability of shut down
[17:13:50] <[RPIT]JDC_Kolta> (26) In 2 years, IV:MP will be the main server.
[17:13:53] NexxtThePenguin(9) has joined the server from Netherlands
[17:13:56] <MidnightOmega> (13) 2-4 years, it's probably going to be IV:MP for the most part
[17:13:58] <TeaM_Francis> (12) Pingu :3 (The F**K LOL)
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[17:14:04] <MidnightOmega> (13) Then 6 years we'll have a V:MP server
[17:14:07] <[AMW]Zed> (0) 2 years, itll have 2 JDC's he duplicates via Meiosis
[17:14:13] <[RPIT]JDC_Kolta> (26) LOL
[17:14:28] <NexxtThePenguin> (9) RPIT
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What's wrong pingu? :(
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Pingu!! Noot Noot!
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BEST THING EVER NEVER NEW IT WAS POSSIBLE
[11:10:21] Gimli (59) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
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BEST THING EVER NEVER NEW IT WAS POSSIBLE
[11:10:21] Gimli (59) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
Dwarf's also human..
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BEST THING EVER NEVER NEW IT WAS POSSIBLE
[11:10:21] Gimli (59) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
Gimli wishes weed had a timer too :P
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The scripter has been overthrown by the scripted. :lol:
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5 secinds later mainchat EXPLODED with LOOLOLOLOLOL everyone IG was Shitting themselves then he came back and all the lols stopped :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
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5 secinds later mainchat EXPLODED with LOOLOLOLOLOL everyone IG was Shitting themselves then he came back and all the lols stopped :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
srsly what?
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:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
lmao...
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cant tell if molly is serious
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Admins being kicked by Jeffrey is nothing new.. try again..
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BEST THING EVER NEVER NEW IT WAS POSSIBLE
[11:10:21] Gimli (59) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
Hilarious.
/sarcasm.
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@Battle... i had a chatlog from sabreman getting tempbanned once :\
Now for the Logs ^_^
Damn beat me to it...
[02:09:11] Cedric_Maywood(41) was suspected by officer Philip_Ortiz(96) for pissing on SWAT
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[02:09:17] Cedric_Maywood(41) was suspected by officer [AMW]Zed(20) for that ^
Bank Robbery Turns Disco
[02:08:26] TeaM_EdmunD takes out a laser pointer.
[02:08:30] [AMW]Zed takes out a laser pointer.
[02:08:33] [ADF]Bakoma takes out a laser pointer.
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[02:08:40] [ADF]James_Zissou takes out a flashlight.
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[02:09:00] [ADF]Don.Cipone takes out a laser pointer.
[02:09:06] [ADF]James_Zissou takes out a laser pointer.
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[02:09:10] TeaM_EdmunD takes out a laser pointer.
Where Else?
[02:36:54] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Max_Johnson(56):{FFFFFF} Where are trains spawn place?
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[02:37:06] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] [AMW]Zed(20):{FFFFFF} train tracks?
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It's not funny if you post your own logs.
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It's not funny if you post your own logs.
not my fault i'm in the funny logs i post...
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not my fault i'm in the funny logs i post...
you try to hard to MAKE funny situations
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you try to hard to MAKE funny situations
Damn beat me to it...
[02:09:11] Cedric_Maywood(41) was suspected by officer Philip_Ortiz(96) for pissing on SWAT <<<< Funny
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[02:09:17] Cedric_Maywood(41) was suspected by officer [AMW]Zed(20) for that ^ <<< Proof i was there
Bank Robbery Turns Disco
[02:08:26] TeaM_EdmunD takes out a laser pointer. <<< Funny
[02:08:30] [AMW]Zed takes out a laser pointer. <<< Funny
[02:08:33] [ADF]Bakoma takes out a laser pointer. <<< Funny
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[02:08:40] [ADF]James_Zissou takes out a flashlight. <<< Funny
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[02:09:00] [ADF]Don.Cipone takes out a laser pointer. <<< Funny
[02:09:06] [ADF]James_Zissou takes out a laser pointer. <<< Funny
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[02:09:10] TeaM_EdmunD takes out a laser pointer. <<< Funny
Where Else?
[02:36:54] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Max_Johnson(56):{FFFFFF} Where are trains spawn place? <<< Funny
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[02:37:06] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] [AMW]Zed(20):{FFFFFF} train tracks? <<< Proof i was there
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[02:35:50] Joe_Rofl(20) shouts megaphone): This is the LAW ... STOP and SURRENDER now!
[02:36:03] Joe_Rofl(20) says: hello sir
[02:36:06] Jack_Martin(69) says: Hello!
[02:36:14] Joe_Rofl(20) says: xD kidding just doing noob cop :P
[02:36:19] Jack_Martin(69) says: Okay
[02:36:23] Joe_Rofl registered on the 20th of April, 2011.
/facepalm
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[02:35:50] Joe_Rofl(20) shouts megaphone): This is the LAW ... STOP and SURRENDER now!
[02:36:03] Joe_Rofl(20) says: hello sir
[02:36:06] Jack_Martin(69) says: Hello!
[02:36:14] Joe_Rofl(20) says: xD kidding just doing noob cop :P
[02:36:19] Jack_Martin(69) says: Okay
[02:36:23] Joe_Rofl registered on the 20th of April, 2011.
/facepalm
:D
What? He was roleplaying a noob cop! People roleplay topkop, he's got other ideas..
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:D
What? He was roleplaying a noob cop! People roleplay topkop, he's got other ideas..
It would be nice to role play as a new cop if I can go on cop duty with the FBI duty :p
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It's not funny if you post your own logs.
Says who? Oh yeah I forgot your too stubborn.
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Do you really want to get banned from forums for provoking? You're asking for it.
Also fastshoot, remove that at once. It was not funny and I nearly banned sugar for it.
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Do you really want to get banned from forums for provoking? You're asking for it.
Also fastshoot, remove that at once. It was not funny and I nearly banned sugar for it.
I think it was funny, I actually chuckled while reading it.
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Do you really want to get banned from forums for provoking? You're asking for it.
Also fastshoot, remove that at once. It was not funny and I nearly banned sugar for it.
Dont bullshit dude, you provoked too. So yell at yourself
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Dont bullshit dude, you provoked too. So yell at yourself
This is your first and only warning. JDC merely commented, nothing else. If I see any further bullshit flying at each other, this will be taken care of by higher management and it won't be pretty.
Now.. stay on topic.
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I think it was funny, I actually chuckled while reading it.
Sorry to say that.. but agreed...
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Sorry to say that.. but agreed...
I had the same experience, but actually laughed.
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Remember how your name was listed in Aragorn's last warning to the trolls, and that you were promised a good forum ban if you will keep bullshitting. Do you really want to claim it?
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Do you really want to get banned from forums for provoking? You're asking for it.
Also fastshoot, remove that at once. It was not funny and I nearly banned sugar for it.
Sorry I removed the text.
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This is not the only time Jamal has shitted other users. If you seriously think I label him as a troll simply because of that one post, then you must be quite the naive one.
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This is not the only time Jamal has shitted other users.
you say this as if you dont shit on other players all the time too
also, in my opinion.. he jus said it was funny, you found it offensive and flipped it negative
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And I don't. The pattern that you have failed to notice in my arguments is that they are reactionary, and only put forward in the presence of an absurd or wrong idea / proposal / argument / implication, opposed to some who come out of nowhere and discriminate on certain factions or players, such as FREECOPS.
Back on topic... arguing with me further will only prove my points.
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Back on topic... arguing with me further will only prove my points.
this is provoking... just saying
but anyways...
it was still funny to a point for starters, Sugar is a guy?!
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Hello guys/girls, this topic is for "SA:MP Funny chat logs" and I know you guys know it. But as usual you all have to argue, provoke each other and moan. Just name it.
Can't you just drop it and act mature or havn't none of you left the playground yet?
And you are off topic aswell. And now for on-topic.
Crime of Stan_Adams(4): suspected by officer Ryan_Ancelotti(27) for NIGGA BLOWING UP KINCAID BRIDGE :lol:
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Hello guys/girls, this topic is for "SA:MP Funny chat logs" and I know you guys know it. But as usual you all have to argue, provoke each other and moan. Just name it.
Can't you just drop it and act mature or havn't none of you left the playground yet?
this^
And you are off topic aswell. And now for on-topic.
Crime of Stan_Adams(4): suspected by officer Ryan_Ancelotti(27) for NIGGA BLOWING UP KINCAID BRIDGE :lol:
:rofl: he said NIGGA XD
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Lustigkurre: (43) we're all probably dead when RS5 comes anyway
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[22:45:11] HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: Winston_Escopeta check out and suspect if needed
[22:45:11] HQ: Possible crime: Your policemen should observe proper driving, he almost killed me by ramming
[22:45:11] HQ: Suspect: Shayne_Shakur
[22:45:20] [HUN]Vice911(1): Police Radio: heading to driving school, Over.
i found this funny.. the two lines are unrelated
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[22:45:11] HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: Winston_Escopeta check out and suspect if needed
[22:45:11] HQ: Possible crime: Your policemen should observe proper driving, he almost killed me by ramming
[22:45:11] HQ: Suspect: Shayne_Shakur
[22:45:20] [HUN]Vice911(1): Police Radio: heading to driving school, Over.
i found this funny.. the two lines are unrelated
:lol:
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This is your first and only warning. JDC merely commented, nothing else. If I see any further bullshit flying at each other, this will be taken care of by higher management and it won't be pretty.
Now.. stay on topic.
You and I were asked to stop. So do so.
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Tiago_Marques: (95) i hate colombos!
PM to Tiago_Marques (95): Why you hate Colombos?
PM from Tiago_Marques (95): they DM so much
PM to Tiago_Marques (95): What was the name of the member who DMed you? I'll sort it.
PM from Tiago_Marques (95): [i9]Chaska_Aregas
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Tiago_Marques: (95) i hate colombos!
PM to Tiago_Marques (95): Why you hate Colombos?
PM from Tiago_Marques (95): they DM so much
PM to Tiago_Marques (95): What was the name of the member who DMed you? I'll sort it.
PM from Tiago_Marques (95): [i9]Chaska_Aregas
damn that disguised colombo xD
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Tiago_Marques: (95) i hate colombos!
PM to Tiago_Marques (95): Why you hate Colombos?
PM from Tiago_Marques (95): they DM so much
PM to Tiago_Marques (95): What was the name of the member who DMed you? I'll sort it.
PM from Tiago_Marques (95): [i9]Chaska_Aregas
I read this yesterday evening, got the joke just now.
:lol:
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[EMS]Amy was suspected by officer Tom_Barker for: make liquid poo on floor
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One that happened yesterday:
*I'm trying to get to LSFD inorder to go off fireman duty
*4-lane x 4-lane intersection (The one near LS Star Tower and Market Ammu) approaches
*NexxtThePenguin approaches intersection
*Nexxt and I are trying to turn onto the same road to go towards LSFD
*Nexxt is turning left with LSPD car, I'm turning right with my brand new Infernus (Modded as a Lambo)
**We both collide and Nexxt's PD car rapes my Lambo
***My Lambo goes "BOOM!!!"
What followed:
<NexxtThePenguin> (88) Lol Matthew.
<[DRGN]Matthew_Green> (43) OMG Nexxt!
<[DRGN]Matthew_Green> (43) My new car!
<NexxtThePenguin> (88) It will respawn.
<[DRGN]Matthew_Green> (43) At least I live down the road -_-
ADVERTISEMENT: [SELLING] SNIPER RIFLE FOR 20 PER BULLET - 8000 BULLETS LEFT, contact [WS]Miker_Araatus(Phone:5407)
[WS]Miker_Araatus(56) was warned by Cailan(14) for No caps...
<[DRGN]Matthew_Green> (43) Nexxt turning left onto 4-lane w/ LSPD car. I'm turning right onto the same road w/ Infernus
<[DRGN]Matthew_Green> (43) Guess who wins
<NexxtThePenguin> (88) that's BOOM Matthew :P
<NexxtThePenguin> (88) I won :3
<[DRGN]Matthew_Green> (43) X_X
<[DRGN]Matthew_Green> (43) Nexxt: Yep, I should'ave bought that Flatbed
<NexxtThePenguin> (88) :)
*Later, I'm trying to go to GS9 to get gas for my Lambo (Infernus)
**I pass Nexxt with his new police car
**Nexxt suddenly pulls a 180 and manages to lag-ram the front-left corner of my Lambo.
**I hit freeway sign near Market Ammu.
**Lambo is now missing the driver's side door...
<[DRGN]Matthew_Green> (43) Not my car
<NexxtThePenguin> (88) Matthew, you like ramming LSPD cars, lol?
<[DRGN]Matthew_Green> (43) Lag......so much for my Lambo's driverside door Nexxt
ADVERTISEMENT: Los Santos: A city-wide game of Bumber Cars, contact [DRGN]Matthew_Green(Phone:5925)
<[DRGN]Matthew_Green> (43) *Bumper
Finally, 2 minutes later:
*I'm less than 2 blocks from GS9
**WARNING!!! A wild Nexxt with a PD car pulls out infront of me.
***I take a sharp left to avoid Nexxt and blow up my Lambo by flipping it upside-down when colliding with a PD Mtn. Bike
<[DRGN]Matthew_Green> (43) Nexxt. Are you wanting me to hit you? Or do you just hate my Infernus in which you want to destroy it?
<NexxtThePenguin> (88) Matthew, my GF is here. She wouldn't like it when you hit me :3.
<NexxtThePenguin> (88) Althought, I don't have a GF atm...so meh.
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@Matthew LOL i hate that.. Madboi does the same thing to me lmao, ill be driving and he'll rape my car with his infernus...
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Tiago_Marques: (95) i hate colombos!
PM to Tiago_Marques (95): Why you hate Colombos?
PM from Tiago_Marques (95): they DM so much
PM to Tiago_Marques (95): What was the name of the member who DMed you? I'll sort it.
PM from Tiago_Marques (95): [i9]Chaska_Aregas
ROFL XDD
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@Matthew LOL i hate that.. Madboi does the same thing to me lmao, ill be driving and he'll rape my car with his infernus...
MadBois hilarious.
Basically I'm at marina, by the canal in my ZR350, and I've gone down this short set of stairs in it, as I accelerate and go up the stairs, he moves his Buffalo so its at the top of them, my car flipped over aout 3 times before landing upside down. :D
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MadBois hilarious.
Basically I'm at marina, by the canal in my ZR350, and I've gone down this short set of stairs in it, as I accelerate and go up the stairs, he moves his Buffalo so its at the top of them, my car flipped over aout 3 times before landing upside down. :D
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[23:33:00] 3. Please do not Deathmatch, Carkill, flame or hack on this server, all are punishable.
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[23:33:14] You should be able to move now but if you still can't, try using /thawme
[23:34:31] <[AMW]Zed> (18) my net kept cutting me off lmao
[23:35:04] [AMW]Zed(18): Police Radio: multiple suspects heading west from glen park, armed, Over.
[23:35:10] You entered an HPV1000(141), owner: [SAPD]LosSantos
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[23:33:00] 3. Please do not Deathmatch, Carkill, flame or hack on this server, all are punishable.
[23:33:00] 4. Treat others as you would want to be treated, you will enjoy playing more!
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/q
Fail Net
I Copy/pasted the relog messages because it was faster for changing the colors (thats why the timestamps are screwed up)
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I don't get it.
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I don't get it.
i crashed 3 times in a shootout 1 vs 3
everytime i did something useful, my net crashed
*reports suspects on radio* (i think i missed this in the log)
*net crash*
*/su's other shooter*
*net crash*
*reports suspects moving.. gets on bike to chase*
*net crash*
/Q
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That's not a funny chat log, that's a funny ISP which you should call :)
And Matthew lol, I really did not ram you on purpose, roflmoa.
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69 pages :lol:
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69 pages :lol:
228 here D:
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[RPIT]JDC_Kolta (39) Do we have something more sensible to talk about here than Ben's penis size?
TheBuddahHunter (41) why copban mi i did not shoot blacks
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FAIL
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@Matthew LOL i hate that.. Madboi does the same thing to me lmao, ill be driving and he'll rape my car with his infernus...
:D
MadBois hilarious.
Basically I'm at marina, by the canal in my ZR350, and I've gone down this short set of stairs in it, as I accelerate and go up the stairs, he moves his Buffalo so its at the top of them, my car flipped over aout 3 times before landing upside down. :D
:redface: Im a good boy... :roll:
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FAIL
Haha, apart from that. Kalvin was already off duty and said: GOTO SFPD; I want to go off duty xD
I failed...
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Haha, apart from that. Kalvin was already off duty and said: GOTO SFPD; I want to go off duty xD
"I want to go on duty" :P
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Hey, Andyoo, that just shows that you are an honest guy :D
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Wake_Callison tries to find an admin to get free namechange, but he doesn't find one. He decides to go to the cityhall and pay 10k instead of waiting for an admin. And here is what happens exactly 11 seconds after he changes his name:
(http://i53.tinypic.com/r2rs6s.png)
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xDD ahaha lol Paco , sick shit
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He's always been lazy.
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That was a long wait. :lol:
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Wake_Callison tries to find an admin to get free namechange, but he doesn't find one. He decides to go to the cityhall and pay 10k instead of waiting for an admin. And here is what happens exactly 11 seconds after he changes his name:
(http://i53.tinypic.com/r2rs6s.png)
Lol paco! :P
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Wake_Callison tries to find an admin to get free namechange, but he doesn't find one. He decides to go to the cityhall and pay 10k instead of waiting for an admin. And here is what happens exactly 11 seconds after he changes his name:
(http://i53.tinypic.com/r2rs6s.png)
Lol paco.
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Wake_Callison tries to find an admin to get free namechange, but he doesn't find one. He decides to go to the cityhall and pay 10k instead of waiting for an admin. And here is what happens exactly 11 seconds after he changes his name:
(http://i53.tinypic.com/r2rs6s.png)
Lol Paco
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You guys on "Lol Paco" spree or something? >.>
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aww you ruinted it :( i start again then!
Lol Paco
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aww you ruinted it :( i start again then!
Lol Paco
LOL Michele
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Franco__ was banned by Daxx(32) for Carhp Hacks.
Franco_Ancelotti(30) has joined the server from Portugal
jaimie_poep(63) has joined the server from Netherlands
Tony_Araatus(51) Rolf
Jesus_Ancelotti(4) lol
Jimmy_Ross(61) LOL! Franco got banned and then he came
Franco_Ancelotti(30) wat
Tony_Araatus(51) LOL
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Here's one from when I was roleplaying an drunk hobo.
[01:05:14] =AV=Gird3r(27) says: wacha want offica?
[01:05:26] Mikael_Parker(5) says: Well, people seem to think you are drunk. Is this the case?
[01:05:28] =AV=Gird3r(27) says: The moons and skies are blue. I dance among donuts.
[01:05:36] =AV=Gird3r(27) says: No ish not durnk *hick*
[01:05:48] Mikael_Parker(5) says: Makes perfect sense to me, I dance with donuts too. No crime here
[01:05:50] Mikael_Parker(5) says: Take care sir.
[01:05:54] =AV=Gird3r(27) says: you to.
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Wahaha :lol:
Dancing with donuts, I have got to find dancing lessons!
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Here's one from when I was roleplaying an drunk hobo.
[01:05:14] =AV=Gird3r(27) says: wacha want offica?
[01:05:26] Mikael_Parker(5) says: Well, people seem to think you are drunk. Is this the case?
[01:05:28] =AV=Gird3r(27) says: The moons and skies are blue. I dance among donuts.
[01:05:36] =AV=Gird3r(27) says: No ish not durnk *hick*
[01:05:48] Mikael_Parker(5) says: Makes perfect sense to me, I dance with donuts too. No crime here
[01:05:50] Mikael_Parker(5) says: Take care sir.
[01:05:54] =AV=Gird3r(27) says: you to.
hahhhahaahahah :rofl: :rofl:
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Here's one from when I was roleplaying an drunk hobo.
[01:05:14] =AV=Gird3r(27) says: wacha want offica?
[01:05:26] Mikael_Parker(5) says: Well, people seem to think you are drunk. Is this the case?
[01:05:28] =AV=Gird3r(27) says: The moons and skies are blue. I dance among donuts.
[01:05:36] =AV=Gird3r(27) says: No ish not durnk *hick*
[01:05:48] Mikael_Parker(5) says: Makes perfect sense to me, I dance with donuts too. No crime here
[01:05:50] Mikael_Parker(5) says: Take care sir.
[01:05:54] =AV=Gird3r(27) says: you to.
lucky he said donuts... noone would ever buy it if he said croisant (or however its spelt)
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noone would ever buy it if he said croisant (or however its spelt)
Croissant.
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Here's one from when I was roleplaying an drunk hobo.
[01:05:14] =AV=Gird3r(27) says: wacha want offica?
[01:05:26] Mikael_Parker(5) says: Well, people seem to think you are drunk. Is this the case?
[01:05:28] =AV=Gird3r(27) says: The moons and skies are blue. I dance among donuts.
[01:05:36] =AV=Gird3r(27) says: No ish not durnk *hick*
[01:05:48] Mikael_Parker(5) says: Makes perfect sense to me, I dance with donuts too. No crime here
[01:05:50] Mikael_Parker(5) says: Take care sir.
[01:05:54] =AV=Gird3r(27) says: you to.
I guess we can say
*Puts on sunglasses*
I have cool sunglasses.
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Best one for today :lol:
(http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac207/starrelol/Lol%20screenies/Untitled.png)
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Best one for today :lol:
(http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac207/starrelol/Lol%20screenies/Untitled.png)
shoulda been ... thats either animal abuse... or cheating :P
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Best one for today :lol:
(http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac207/starrelol/Lol%20screenies/Untitled.png)
G.O.A.T: (25) lol... /crime 37, that's animal abuse!!!
Crime of Denzel_Johnson (37): Wanted for killing G.O.A.T
Fixed :lol:
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G.O.A.T: (25) lol... /crime 37, that's animal abuse!!!
Crime of Denzel_Johnson (37): Wanted for killing G.O.A.T
Fixed :lol:
G.O.A.T: (25) lol, /crime 37 ... that's animal abuse!!!
Crime of Denzel_Johnson(37): Wanted for killing G.O.A.T
fixed even more :lol:
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Guys i must remind you images are not allowed and will get you warned.
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[Rstar]RON: alright guys i'm out
Server is restarting
Connecting to .........
Lol, oh you RON, making my internet crash, bad !
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ur not funny
ron is
haha good joke ron! :D
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[Rstar]RON: alright guys i'm out
Server is restarting
Connecting to .........
Lol, oh you RON, making my internet crash, bad !
Haha, you know the most funny part? He did 2.000 payday when he logged out :lol: and I bet you missed it
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Toxic was meaning to post this...
[19:47:45] ADVERTISEMENT: Three ____, In the _____, Your love is no longer my _____, contact Toxic.(Phone:241999)
[19:47:52] <Dr_Pepper27> (15) fuck i dunno
[19:47:56] <Xivilai_Gvardia> (8) Three cocks, in the ass, your love is no longer my fetish
[19:48:02] <Toxic.> (20) LMFAO
[19:48:04] <Dr_Pepper27> (15) LO.
[19:48:07] <[WS]Tevin[AF]> (2) LMFAO OWNED
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[03:37:01] Joe_Escopeta(25) was warned by Roman_Collin(7) for cophunting.
[03:37:05] [AF]Wesker(26) was warned by Roman_Collin(7) for cophunting.
[03:37:06] <Joe_Escopeta> (25) I am a cop
[03:37:06] <[AF]Wesker> (26) wtf
[03:37:07] <Joe_Escopeta> (25) : (
[03:37:08] <Patrick_Escopeta> (27) How can Joe cophunt, he's a cop
[03:37:09] <Patrick_Escopeta> (27) :C
[03:37:09] <Joe_Escopeta> (25) wut?
Wrong ID fails :lol:
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Devin_Gvardia: (3) Silenced pistol sux
=AVt=Wake: (35) And so do you :D
Devin_Gvardia: (3) You swallow though
Devin_Gvardia: (3) ;)
=AVt=Wake: (35) Yeah, thats how I like it
Devin_Gvardia: (3) :S
Devin_Gvardia: (3) Ewwwwww
Devin_Gvardia: (3) FBI are perverted
Games727: (4) lol
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Wake_Callison tries to find an admin to get free namechange, but he doesn't find one. He decides to go to the cityhall and pay 10k instead of waiting for an admin. And here is what happens exactly 11 seconds after he changes his name:
(http://i53.tinypic.com/r2rs6s.png)
We will laugh 3 times more if u remove that green thing and show us which CB it is
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We will laugh 3 times more if u remove that green thing and show us which CB it is
Stalker
:D
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Devin_Gvardia: (3) Silenced pistol sux
=AVt=Wake: (35) And so do you :D
Devin_Gvardia: (3) You swallow though
Devin_Gvardia: (3) ;)
=AVt=Wake: (35) Yeah, thats how I like it
Devin_Gvardia: (3) :S
Devin_Gvardia: (3) Ewwwwww
Devin_Gvardia: (3) FBI are perverted
Games727: (4) lol
:( buhu
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Very funny chat logs from 299-231
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from 299-231
what
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what
He means pages.
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what
/facepalm
Pages: 299-231...... : :)
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/facepalm
Pages: 299-231...... : :)
No, facepalm at you, its pages 229 - 231
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Its different for everyone depending on their forum preferences, its page 69 for me.
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True, but how do you go from page 299 to 231? That is counting down then... :poke:
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[22:54:59] <Sandisk_GvardiaT> (1) [DTB]Dan_The_Noob
[22:55:08] <Sandisk_GvardiaT> (1) guess what :p
[22:55:12] <[TNL]Dan_The_Noob> (22) huh
[22:55:33] <Sandisk_GvardiaT> (1) Guess what DTB Is
[22:55:35] <Sandisk_GvardiaT> (1) :s
[22:55:47] <[TNL]Dan_The_Noob> (22) Dont Tease Baboons?
[22:55:56] You unlocked your vehicle
[22:55:57] <Sandisk_GvardiaT> (1) DTB = Dan the noob
[22:56:08] James_Carter(12) has joined the server from United Kingdom
[22:56:12] <[TNL]Dan_The_Noob> (22) that... is... realllly bad spelling
[22:56:14] Taxi Required | Caller: Jcstodds(34) | Location: Pershing Square, Los Santos
[22:56:14] <Adolph_Stracci[NHWH]> (44) omg fail xD
[22:56:20] <Sandisk_GvardiaT> (1) lol?
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It's not funny when the poster makes the joke.
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It is actually
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It is actually
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Don't know where to find the logs :( I am going to post what I remind.
<LOCATED AT GS9>
Driggz: Nice car, how long do you have it?
[TCL]Puppi: Around 2 weeks.
Driggz: Cool.
Driggz: Hand over the money, now..
[TCL]Puppi: How much do you want?
Driggz: What is a reasonable offer?
[TCL]Puppi: I think that $5000 is a fair amount.
Driggz: I agree.
[TCL]Puppi: Well, sorry Mr. Robber. But I don't have that much money on me, excuse me!
[TCL]Puppi: Good night!
Driggz: Oh, well in that case, have a good day, bye!
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It ain't for me.
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It's not funny when the poster makes the joke.
i didnt make the joke O-o
the funny part was "DTB = Dan The Noob" <<<< was FAIL
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i didnt make the joke O-o
the funny part was "DTB = Dan The Noob" <<<< was FAIL
and it was not even funny.
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Guys can't you cut off the not funny part and just post only the funny part?
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Guys can't you cut off the not funny part and just post only the funny part?
In that case there would be hardly any posts at all.
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[22:29:57] [RM]Chavalo(24) was suspected by officer Don.Cipone(11) for assault
[22:29:58] [RM]Chavalo(24) was suspected by officer [WS]GHunter(8) for shoooot
[22:30:01] [RM]Pancho(52) was suspected by officer Don.Cipone(11) for shooting
[22:30:01] [RM]Pancho(52) was suspected by officer Sergey_Norrington(17) for aid
[22:30:02] [RM]Pancho(52) was suspected by officer Tony_Knight(65) for shooting
ADVERTISEMENT: Selling four numbers cellphone for 100k, contact [Rstar]Pancher (Phone: xxxxxx)
Gabriel_Vasques: (53) how much
Hope it's better now ;)
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Guys i must remind you images are not allowed and will get you warned.
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[22:54:59] <Sandisk_GvardiaT> (1) [DTB]Dan_The_Noob
[22:55:08] <Sandisk_GvardiaT> (1) guess what :p
[22:55:12] <[TNL]Dan_The_Noob> (22) huh
[22:55:33] <Sandisk_GvardiaT> (1) Guess what DTB Is
[22:55:35] <Sandisk_GvardiaT> (1) :s
[22:55:47] <[TNL]Dan_The_Noob> (22) Dont Tease Baboons?
[22:55:56] You unlocked your vehicle
[22:55:57] <Sandisk_GvardiaT> (1) DTB = Dan the noob
[22:56:08] James_Carter(12) has joined the server from United Kingdom
[22:56:12] <[TNL]Dan_The_Noob> (22) that... is... realllly bad spelling
[22:56:14] Taxi Required | Caller: Jcstodds(34) | Location: Pershing Square, Los Santos
[22:56:14] <Adolph_Stracci[NHWH]> (44) omg fail xD
[22:56:20] <Sandisk_GvardiaT> (1) lol?
Don't know where to find the logs :( I am going to post what I remind.
<LOCATED AT GS9>
Driggz: Nice car, how long do you have it?
[TCL]Puppi: Around 2 weeks.
Driggz: Cool.
Driggz: Hand over the money, now..
[TCL]Puppi: How much do you want?
Driggz: What is a reasonable offer?
[TCL]Puppi: I think that $5000 is a fair amount.
Driggz: I agree.
[TCL]Puppi: Well, sorry Mr. Robber. But I don't have that much money on me, excuse me!
[TCL]Puppi: Good night!
Driggz: Oh, well in that case, have a good day, bye!
Heehee, loled
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[23:10:04] It is payday time, you received $1.
[23:10:07] <James_Verlicetti> (55) Payday <3
[23:10:09] <Phil_Kiedis> (41) lol
[23:10:10] <Devin_Gvardia> (9) Woohoo im rich
[23:10:13] It is payday time, you received $10.
[23:10:17] <Justin_beibher> (6) 0mfg im rich
[23:10:20] <James_Verlicetti> (55) lol
[23:10:20] <Ziad_Kiedis> (33) what next ?
[23:10:21] <Jawen_Petro> (38) omh double yayday!
[23:10:22] <Danny_Stracci> (23) Yes I'll buy sprunk!
[23:10:22] <Tony_Verlicetti> (13) lol
[23:10:24] It is payday time, you received $100.
[23:10:31] <Devin_Gvardia> (9) Yay 111
[23:10:31] <Bonnie_Verlicetti> (1) next 1000
[23:10:31] It is payday time, you received $1000.
[23:10:32] <Max_Verlicetti> (31) Make it 100000 $ !!
[23:10:35] <James_Verlicetti> (55) 100k !
[23:10:41] <Max_Verlicetti> (31) $10k now
[23:10:45] <Justin_beibher> (6) u forgot the extra 2 0s
[23:10:46] <Devin_Gvardia> (9) Oi noany begging
[23:10:52] <Chad_Collin> (66) taxday for all of u
[23:10:52] <[DC]Jameal> (36) LMFAO guys dont spam for 1k -_-
[23:10:53] Max_Verlicetti was kicked by [Rstar]Pancher(64) for no 10k to u.
[23:10:55] It is payday time, you received $10000.
[23:10:59] <Justin_beibher> (6) lol
[23:10:59] <Ghostrider_1> (27) Thanks for
[23:10:59] <Devin_Gvardia> (9) Ouch
[23:11:00] <Johnny.> (68) Pwneeed
[23:11:00] <Dolfa_Kiedis> (37) pwnt.
[23:11:02] <Devin_Gvardia> (9) :)
[23:11:05] <Danny_Stracci> (23) He got owned
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<chatlog>
[23:12:02] Johnny was kicked by [Rstar]Pancher(64) for commenting.
[23:12:03] Danny_Stracci was kicked by [Rstar]Pancher(64) for commenting.
[23:12:05] Dolfa_Kiedis was kicked by [Rstar]Pancher(64) for commenting.
Or not?
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No kicks for commenting...
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[19:37:19] ADVERTISEMENT: I buy weapons, contact Dandelion(ID:72)
[19:37:26] ADVERTISEMENT: He buys weapons, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)
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[19:37:19] ADVERTISEMENT: I buy weapons, contact Dandelion(ID:72)
[19:37:26] ADVERTISEMENT: He buys weapons, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)
Omg... facepalm worthy :rofl:
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[19:37:19] ADVERTISEMENT: I buy weapons, contact Dandelion(ID:72)
[19:37:26] ADVERTISEMENT: He buys weapons, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)
These days... :rofl:
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.. I dont get it..
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If you dont think the joke is funny (for whatever reason) then why are you posting... jesus christ come on.
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[00:50:09] <Lattueda_Ancelotti> (54) Hacks are like tampons, every pussy needs one
:rofl:
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[00:50:09] <Lattueda_Ancelotti> (54) Hacks are like tampons, every pussy needs one
:rofl:
Dammmmmmm xD
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[00:50:09] <Lattueda_Ancelotti> (54) Hacks are like tampons, every pussy needs one
:rofl:
Nice! :rofl: :rofl:
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[00:50:09] <Lattueda_Ancelotti> (54) Hacks are like tampons, every pussy needs one
:rofl:
:eek:
wow... :hurray:
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He need cred for that one, I still laughing my ass off when I'm reading it :lol:
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Forgot who this was
When I first joined, I joined a group which 'Gave Presentations' about something.
Anyway, this guy, Might Have been Panda, or Polar said this line which I've never forgot.
'A speech should be like a girls skirt. Long enough to cover the subject, short enough to keep it interesting.'
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Forgot who this was
When I first joined, I joined a group which 'Gave Presentations' about something.
Anyway, this guy, Might Have been Panda, or Polar said this line which I've never forgot.
'A speech should be like a girls skirt. Long enough to cover the subject, short enough to keep it interesting.'
:rofl:
ADVERTISEMENT: selling heroin, if your a scammer dont PM me or you will die, contact [DC]Jameal(Phone:138843)
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:rofl:
ADVERTISEMENT: selling heroin, if your a scammer dont PM me or you will die, contact [DC]Jameal(Phone:138843)
Hehe :lol:
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:rofl:
ADVERTISEMENT: selling heroin, if your a scammer dont PM me or you will die, contact [DC]Jameal(Phone:138843)
LOL
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ADVERTISEMENT: selling heroin, if your a scammer dont PM me or you will die, contact [DC]Jameal(Phone:138843)
:lol:
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Leroy_Hudson says: I chew ballas for breakfast
Leroy_Hudson says: So take your fickin' kids out of my face, or I will make some nice mince meat from ballas to serve in KFC
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*Vuitton(24) and Manos(0) is kidnapping [AFK]Shejken*
[AFK]Shejken whispers: Well since this can be my last time....
[AFK]Shejken does blowjob
[00:31:19] <Agent47> (47) Need someone dead like fuck? /sethit
[00:31:26] <Vuitton> (84) Agenta?
[00:31:28] <Agent47> (47) ?
[00:31:30] <Vuitton> (84) kill ur self
[00:31:33] <Agent47> (47) kk, brb
[00:31:37] <[TCL]Manos_Gvardia> (26) Viutton <3
[00:31:41] <Agent47> (47) Done.
[00:31:45] <Agent47> (47) Anything else?
[00:31:45] <Vuitton> (84) yo manos
[00:31:45] <[TCL]Manos_Gvardia> (26) hhhahaha
[00:31:50] CristianDivao1(51) has joined the server from Mexico
[00:31:55] <Agent47> (47) Anything else?
[00:32:01] <Vuitton> (84) noty
[00:32:04] <Agent47> (47) kk
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Leroy_Hudson says: I chew ballas for breakfast
Leroy_Hudson says: So take your fickin' kids out of my face, or I will make some nice mince meat from ballas to serve in KFC
Funny one!
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Leroy_Hudson says: I chew ballas for breakfast
Leroy_Hudson says: So take your fickin' kids out of my face, or I will make some nice mince meat from ballas to serve in KFC
LOL. When was that?
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[19:37:19] ADVERTISEMENT: I buy weapons, contact Dandelion(ID:72)
[19:37:26] ADVERTISEMENT: He buys weapons, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)
Reminds me
ADVERTISEMENT: I NEED A MOTHER FUCKING PASSPORT, contact Tygra(ID:<x>)
ADVERTISEMENT: HE NEEDS A MOTHER FUCKING PASSPORT, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)
ADVERTISEMENT: I ALSO NEED A MOTHER FUCKING LICENSE, contact Tygra(ID:<x>)
ADVERTISEMENT: HE ALSO NEEDS A MOTHER FUCKING LICENSE, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)
ADVERTISEMENT: I'M GAY, contact Tygra(ID:<x>)
ADVERTISEMENT: HE'S GAY, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)
ADVERTISEMENT: LEON'S GAY, contact Tygra(ID: <x>)
ADVERTISEMENT: no, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)
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Reminds me
ADVERTISEMENT: I NEED A MOTHER f**kING PASSPORT, contact Tygra(ID:<x>)
ADVERTISEMENT: HE NEEDS A MOTHER f**kING PASSPORT, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)
ADVERTISEMENT: I ALSO NEED A MOTHER f**kING LICENSE, contact Tygra(ID:<x>)
ADVERTISEMENT: HE ALSO NEEDS A MOTHER f**kING LICENSE, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)
ADVERTISEMENT: I'M GAY, contact Tygra(ID:<x>)
ADVERTISEMENT: HE'S GAY, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)
ADVERTISEMENT: LEON'S GAY, contact Tygra(ID: <x>)
ADVERTISEMENT: no, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)
zomg ad abusers /ban/ban/ban/ban
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Reminds me
ADVERTISEMENT: I NEED A MOTHER f**kING PASSPORT, contact Tygra(ID:<x>)
ADVERTISEMENT: HE NEEDS A MOTHER f**kING PASSPORT, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)
ADVERTISEMENT: I ALSO NEED A MOTHER f**kING LICENSE, contact Tygra(ID:<x>)
ADVERTISEMENT: HE ALSO NEEDS A MOTHER f**kING LICENSE, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)
ADVERTISEMENT: I'M GAY, contact Tygra(ID:<x>)
ADVERTISEMENT: HE'S GAY, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)
ADVERTISEMENT: LEON'S GAY, contact Tygra(ID: <x>)
ADVERTISEMENT: no, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)
1 Word - LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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1 Word - LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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ADVERTISEMENT: I NEED A MOTHER f**kING PASSPORT, contact Tygra(ID:<x>)
ADVERTISEMENT: HE NEEDS A MOTHER f**kING PASSPORT, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)
ADVERTISEMENT: I ALSO NEED A MOTHER f**kING LICENSE, contact Tygra(ID:<x>)
ADVERTISEMENT: HE ALSO NEEDS A MOTHER f**kING LICENSE, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)
ADVERTISEMENT: I'M GAY, contact Tygra(ID:<x>)
ADVERTISEMENT: HE'S GAY, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)
ADVERTISEMENT: LEON'S GAY, contact Tygra(ID: <x>)
ADVERTISEMENT: no, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)
One of those few incidents that would actually make me feel sorry for banning somebody. :rofl:
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Here some oldies:
PM to [Rstar]CBFasi(22): swat is kinda near you
PM to [Rstar]CBFasi(22): and aiming at you xD
PM from [Rstar]CBFasi(22): i fine, i got red name and a ban command !
PM to [Rstar]CBFasi(22): LOL
***[xxxx] Jonathan_Eagles(95): attention whores
***[xxxx] [EMS]Amy(81) banned Jonatha_Eagles(95) from the channel.
*** Jonathan_Eagles has left the channel.
***[xxxx] [TCL]Theo[EMS](40): fail
***[xxxx-ALERT] [EMS]Amy(81): pwnt
Trigger: (7) i saw her pic already i wanked on it
Frager: (71) Dude, she uses boy skin 24/7.
Frager: (71) LOL
[AF]Toto_GvardiaT: (53) Poor Twenty...
Trigger was tempbanned by =AV=9r2e5i3k(56) for 60 minutes for cool down your hormones.
[TCL]Twenty: (26) Thanks Grz
Mikhail_Gvardia: (92) Good job grz
Tony_: (20) Thanks
[AF]Toto_GvardiaT: (53) Thank you
[Rstar]Drix: (60) hormoes
Sandisk_Gvardia: (51) Thanks Grz
Frager: (71) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO WH YU BAN MY FRIEND
[TCL]Twenty: (26) lol
Richard_Marlen: (106) lol
Tony_: (20) looool
Sandisk_Gvardia: (51) umad
PM to Amy(53): Amy what the hell are you doing lol
PM from Amy(53): FAWKING RAWKETS AFTER ME
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ohai Twenty and LOLz was that Trigger guy talkin about your pic O_o
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Trigger: (7) i saw her pic already i wanked on it
Jesus Christ. :neutral:
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[21:28:59] <KC0110> (2) fick you
I found this funny somehow :rofl:
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Player1(50) reported by Player2(122) for biting cops :lol:
Can't state any names here but I think it was funny.
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[21:28:59] <KC0110> (2) fick you
I found this funny somehow :rofl:
:rofl:
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Player1(50) reported by Player2(122) for biting cops :lol:
Soon the High Administration will tell us to be on alert for rabies :lol:
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Reminds me
ADVERTISEMENT: I NEED A MOTHER f**kING PASSPORT, contact Tygra(ID:<x>)
ADVERTISEMENT: HE NEEDS A MOTHER f**kING PASSPORT, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)
ADVERTISEMENT: I ALSO NEED A MOTHER f**kING LICENSE, contact Tygra(ID:<x>)
ADVERTISEMENT: HE ALSO NEEDS A MOTHER f**kING LICENSE, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)
ADVERTISEMENT: I'M GAY, contact Tygra(ID:<x>)
ADVERTISEMENT: HE'S GAY, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)
ADVERTISEMENT: LEON'S GAY, contact Tygra(ID: <x>)
ADVERTISEMENT: no, contact Xivilai_Gvardia(Phone:222)
Hahahahahahaahahaahahahahha
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David_Omid: all people who can't log in - do not panic, everything is being sorted
I_Can_Not_Log was kicked by =AV=Vince for We_Know_Please_Stand_By
DONT_KICK_OMG was kicked by =AV=Vince for WE_HAVE_TO_SORRY
lol vince is funny guy
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lol vince is funny guy
:rofl:
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[Rstar]Joker: Yo Dell, how much is 2+2X3....:D?
Catzu_Ezequias: Yo Dell, how much is 2+2X3.....:D?
[Rstar]DellStorm: 12
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[Rstar]Joker: Yo Dell, how much is 2+2X3....:D?
Catzu_Ezequias: Yo Dell, how much is 2+2X3.....:D?
[Rstar]DellStorm: 12
I dont see what is funny... :conf:
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I dont see what is funny... :conf:
Perhaps because it is the wrong answer?
Haha, it was funny to me, as there's plenty of people who get it wrong and I know, personally, some of those people. :D
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It depepnds whether you want to follow the rues, or do it methodically as a simple calculator would do it.
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[Rstar]Joker: Yo Dell, how much is 2+2X3....:D?
Catzu_Ezequias: Yo Dell, how much is 2+2X3.....:D?
[Rstar]DellStorm: 12
PEMDAS
8
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PEMDAS
8
BIDMAS
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BIDMAS
Lol'd
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[Rstar]Joker: Yo Dell, how much is 2+2X3....:D?
Catzu_Ezequias: Yo Dell, how much is 2+2X3.....:D?
[Rstar]DellStorm: 12
Haha, Dell is always funny :D
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Lol'd
Brackets
Indices
Division and Multiplication
Addition and Subtraction
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Math rules go as following: Dividing and multiplying always go first before +/-. Thereforce 2x3 6 then +2 = 8.
Case closed, return on topic.
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Math rules go as following: Dividing and multiplying always go first before +/-. Thereforce 2x3 6 then +2 = 8.
Case closed, return on topic.
Wat, we all said hat before you did, the topic was already closed.
Now I'm closing the case, topic many continue NOW.
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Luke_Stracci(19) has joined the server
Luke_Stracci: (19) f**king hello
Luke_Stracci: (19) f**king hell*
[TCL]Twenty: (20) lol
GiacJr: (47) f**king hey
[WS]Charlie: (44) Hello
[AV]Hess: (2) lol
[ALS]Henry: (36) lol
[ALS]Mawi: (31) Hellow
[WS]Charlie: (44) lol :D
*More lols etc.*
lol
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Wat, we all said hat before you did, the topic was already closed.
Now I'm closing the case, topic many continue NOW.
PEMDAS! FOO!
Because I'm an ass like that.
Case Closed.....Again....
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LOL
Fine
Tosh_Tini and joedaman633 jointly close the case
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removed: this is funny chatlogs, not a complains topic...
Admin: Aragorn
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tl;dr
are you kidding me? oO
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i were search for something when i read comment i saw this
Mom : hunny its time to eat.
Me: hold on
Mom: there is no hold ons
Me: there is when im listening to christina.
Mom: christina who?
Me: grimmie!! you never heard of her?!
Mom: no?
Me: listen!! *plays her music louder*
Mom: *stares at video and forgets about dinner* play that again!
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i were search for something when i read comment i saw this
Mom : hunny its time to eat.
Me: hold on
Mom: there is no hold ons
Me: there is when im listening to christina.
Mom: christina who?
Me: grimmie!! you never heard of her?!
Mom: no?
Me: listen!! *plays her music louder*
Mom: *stares at video and forgets about dinner* play that again!
Cool SA:MP - Funny Chat Log. Your mum shouts at you to come to dinner ingame? Cool ;P
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Cool SA:MP - Funny Chat Log. Your mum shouts at you to come to dinner ingame? Cool ;P
my bad :poke:
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i were search for something when i read comment i saw this
Mom : hunny its time to eat.
Me: hold on
Mom: there is no hold ons
Me: there is when im listening to christina.
Mom: christina who?
Me: grimmie!! you never heard of her?!
Mom: no?
Me: listen!! *plays her music louder*
Mom: *stares at video and forgets about dinner* play that again!
/me thumbs up.
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I liked what happened there with the argument about math.
"<insert point of view>
<says OK GUYZ BASCK ON TOPIC so no one can attempt to prove their inferior point of view inferior>"
Was searching through some screenies. Some I smiled at, some I lol'd at, some I chuckled at.
Anyone remember that little /ad war I had with Tygra?
ADVERTISEMENT: I NEED A CMB NAO, contact Tygra
ADVERTISEMENT: HE NEED A CMB NAO, contact Rebecca_Black
ADVERTISEMENT: HE NEED A CMB NAO, contact Xivilai_Gvardia
ADVERTISEMENT: I NEED a CMB or i WILL flip the FUCK out, contact Tygra
ADVERTISEMENT: HE NEEDS a CMB or he WILL flip the FUCK out, contact Xivilai_Gvardia
ADVERTISEMENT: HE NEEDS a CMB or he WILL flip the FUCK out, contact Rebecca_Black
I get in a friend's car with a few strangers... a few moments of silence were experienced.
Daniel_Hernandez(93) LOOKS FUCKING OVER
Daniel_Hernandez(93) says: WHO IN THE FLYING FUCK ARE YOU?
You guys know how we say nigga in place of homie sometimes?
PM from <blocked to protect identity>: who is that guy?
PM to <x>: my nigga
PM from <x>: you bought him?
I was talking to some guy with bad english who was asking me for a job.
Ludakrisss(11) says: you want me to fuck a one?
I think he meant... "You want me to fuck someone up?"
I got pulled over...
John_Djay(19) says: sir why were you speeding
Leon_Gvardia[N](5) says: I like to go fast.
John_Djay(19) says: ok sir no problem
*John Djay leaves*
There was some silence in the main chat then suddenly...
Ben_is_Slippery_Cool: (47) HELP I GOT MY PENIS STUCK IN A TROUSER PRESS
I believe we were in shootout or something... can't remember 100%
Jesus_Oliveira says: IF I DIE
Leon_Gvardia[N] says: tell wife hi?
Jesus_Oliveira says: I WILL KILL YOU AND ALL OF OTHER PEOPLE AND PEOPLE NAMED 'GEORGE'
Jesus_Oliveira says: I HATE THAT NAME
The following all took place in the help chat.
[WS]Dolfa_Kiedis(11) Well I advise you to register at www.argonathrpg.com/forum (http://www.argonathrpg.com/forum), there are many guides
Dutch[SS](5): i dont got internet browser
He was dead serious, too.
Random one for giggles
=AV=Gibson.: (0) ./l DAVE! I Choose You!
=AV=Gibson.: (0) woops
=AV=David: (25) Fucking Pokeballs...
A little case of accidentally hitting enter mid-message and coincidence
anonymouslul(88) says: problem,
Jcstodds(83) says: officers
Murder is bad, m'kay?
Leon_Gvardia: (13) i killed him
Pepito_Hernandez: (0) bad leon
Pepito_Hernandez: (0) CORNER TIME
Leon_Gvardia: (13) GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
ITS FUNNY CUZ SHES A FEMALE :D:D:D
/sms 8241 *penis pic*
***You have received a new SMS message from Amy[8241]. ***
SMS Message:
kewl 8/10
PM from Magnus_Nihil(46): I'm so gay.
PM from Magnus_Nihil(46): Please fuck me.
PM to Magnus_Nihil(46): which hole
PM from Magnus_Nihil(46): The green one.
There's a green one? O.o o.O
Andy_Araatus: (20) THE FUCK DID I DO TO GET COPANNED?!
Andy_Araatus: (20) Why the fuck would I get copbanned for?
SkyHawk: (28) Andy I told you to calm down
Andy_Araatus: (20) I had camhack on and didn't notice Dutchy in my car until I turned it off.
Nicky_Collin[AF]: (38) Andy_araatus dont comment on admin punishment.
Daxx: (42) Andy, no need to get offensive, it's being investigated
Andy_Araatus: (20) It's already done, I got my rights back. :D Time to get back to abusing.
Faktors_LV: (55) he go in flaim and expload and i loas exuakly full hp
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removed: this is funny chatlogs, not a complains topic...
Admin: Aragorn
To me it was funny
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LIDL: I am a generic supermarket
WALMART: I am a generic supermarket.
TESCO: i am a generic supermarket
Best_Buy: I am a generic supermarket!
ALDI: I am a generic supermarket
NETTO: I am a generic supermarket
nigga6969 was kicked by Cailan for New name please.
webbles69 has joined the server from United States
webbles69 was kicked by Rydell_Dowson for back to Nigga6969.
Kenny.: [MEGAPHONE]; Suspect inside the dillomore house exit now or we will enter and shoot
Panda_Araatus: bring it
Panda_Araatus: I have a fucking fish
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i were search for something when i read comment i saw this
Mom : hunny its time to eat.
Me: hold on
Mom: there is no hold ons
Me: there is when im listening to christina.
Mom: christina who?
Me: grimmie!! you never heard of her?!
Mom: no?
Me: listen!! *plays her music louder*
Mom: *stares at video and forgets about dinner* play that again!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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nigga6969 was kicked by Cailan for New name please.
webbles69 has joined the server from United States
webbles69 was kicked by Rydell_Dowson for back to Nigga6969.
:rofl:
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LIDL: I am a generic supermarket
WALMART: I am a generic supermarket.
TESCO: i am a generic supermarket
Best_Buy: I am a generic supermarket!
ALDI: I am a generic supermarket
NETTO: I am a generic supermarket
nigga6969 was kicked by Cailan for New name please.
webbles69 has joined the server from United States
webbles69 was kicked by Rydell_Dowson for back to Nigga6969.
Kenny.: [MEGAPHONE]; Suspect inside the dillomore house exit now or we will enter and shoot
Panda_Araatus: bring it
Panda_Araatus: I have a f**king fish
Funniest chatlogs I've read here!
+where is Asda? I would stleast expect them to say "ASDA - Part of the WAL*MART Corporation!
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nigga6969 was kicked by Cailan for New name please.
webbles69 has joined the server from United States
webbles69 was kicked by Rydell_Dowson for back to Nigga6969.
:rofl: , definetly a good one, Ill search my SAMP folder for something too :lol:
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BI$HLAMB(51): Police Radio: unsu 0 paid ticket, Over.
[..]
Badandy(39): Police Radio: We can't unsus for that, Over.
Conroy(0) has been unsuspected by Goodandy(47) - Ticket Paid- U51
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nigga6969 was kicked by Cailan for New name please.
webbles69 has joined the server from United States
webbles69 was kicked by Rydell_Dowson for back to Nigga6969.
HAHAHA
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BI$HLAMB(51): Police Radio: unsu 0 paid ticket, Over.
[..]
Badandy(39): Police Radio: We can't unsus for that, Over.
Conroy(0) has been unsuspected by Goodandy(47) - Ticket Paid- U51
LMFAO!!
the good, the bad and the suspect
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Kenny.: [MEGAPHONE]; Suspect inside the dillomore house exit now or we will enter and shoot
Panda_Araatus: bring it
Panda_Araatus: I have a f**king fish
HAHA I GET THE TF2 REFERENCE
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HAHA I GET THE TF2 REFERENCE
HA HA I DON'T BUT I STILL FOUND THAT FUNNY.
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HA HA I DON'T BUT I STILL FOUND THAT FUNNY.
A fish is a weapon for scout in TF2, acts as melee.
It's a quite uncommon meme, but still used to say "I have a fucking fish".
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BI$HLAMB(51): Police Radio: unsu 0 paid ticket, Over.
[..]
Badandy(39): Police Radio: We can't unsus for that, Over.
Conroy(0) has been unsuspected by Goodandy(47) - Ticket Paid- U51
:gd:
haha, love it :D
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[13:22:20] Crime of Eli_Torino(39): suspected by officer E14MANDAM(12) for being a taxi driverbut oing around for so long even doe its so
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shejken that guy was suspected for charging the cop too much for a taxi ride, he got unsused and sused again for running a illegal taxi unsused and again sused for attack xD
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shejken that guy was suspected for charging the cop too much for a taxi ride, he got unsused and sused again for running a illegal taxi unsused and again sused for attack xD
i woulda suspected for evading... cause we know thats ALWAYS legit right??? :roll:
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Like 2 years old
Alfred_Charles: (33) KEFFERY U BASCARD MUTHERTUCKA WHY KIK ME? (http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/1859/lolam.png)
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Like 2 years old
Alfred_Charles: (33) KEFFERY U BASCARD MUTHERTUCKA WHY KIK ME? (http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/1859/lolam.png)
He's the man!
Still miss him.
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BI$HLAMB(51): Police Radio: unsu 0 paid ticket, Over.
[..]
Badandy(39): Police Radio: We can't unsus for that, Over.
Conroy(0) has been unsuspected by Goodandy(47) - Ticket Paid- U51
Fail
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LMFAO!!
the good, the bad and the suspect
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[13:29:12] Uros_Zivaljewic(5) was warned by TeaM_Fox(14) for INCOMING!!!.
[13:29:14] Uros_Zivaljewic was banned by SkyHawk(27) for BOOOOOMMMM! Armour Hacks.
(they timed it perfectly too, before we could even read what fox said the next red text popped up :D
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ADVERTISEMENT: Want to help keep the roads safer? || Go kill me, contact [TCL]Twenty(Phone:327810)
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ADVERTISEMENT: Want to help keep the roads safer? || Go kill me, contact [TCL]Twenty(Phone:327810)
:rofl:
So true, so true xD
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What about this? :lol:
murt was banned by Murt_Rogers(121) for banevading
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What about this? :lol:
murt was banned by Murt_Rogers(121) for banevading
I knew you was stupid, but stupid enough to ban yourself? :conf: good luck in your unban request :D
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He's the man!
Still miss him.
Me too. :(
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I still have Alfred's bottle of shampkoo lvl 20 next to me, on my desk, so I can always remember him.
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[13:29:12] Uros_Zivaljewic(5) was warned by TeaM_Fox(14) for INCOMING!!!.
[13:29:14] Uros_Zivaljewic was banned by SkyHawk(27) for BOOOOOMMMM! Armour Hacks.
(they timed it perfectly too, before we could even read what fox said the next red text popped up :D
Lmao
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[Rstar]Jaaskaa : Press number two, for option two
Enzo_Gvardia : *presses 2*
[Rstar]Jaaskaa : IM A SLUT!!!!
Enzo_Gvardia : LOL
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[04:47:41] ADVERTISEMENT: [SELLING] huge ass mansion in east LS v 173k b offer, contact Fancy.Cat(Phone:138843)
[04:48:00] ADVERTISEMENT: [NOT SELLING] A huge ass mansion in east LS.., contact SkyHawk(Phone:5325)
[04:48:26] HINT: You now use T to talk on your cellphone, type /hangup to hang up.
[04:48:36] SkyHawk(45) says(phone):Sheriff Speaking
[04:48:36] [Rstar]MiamiSforza(15) says(phone):Hello there
[04:48:49] [Rstar]MiamiSforza(15) says(phone):Yes, I saw the ad. I am interested in not buying the mansion.
[04:48:56] SkyHawk(45) says(phone):Really?
[04:48:59] [Rstar]MiamiSforza(15) says(phone):I was wondering if you can not show it to me.
[04:49:09] SkyHawk(45) says(phone):Certainly I'll ensure you never see it
[04:49:14] [Rstar]MiamiSforza(15) says(phone):Perfect.
[04:49:18] [Rstar]MiamiSforza(15) says(phone):Thank you. Bye.
[04:49:32] You hung up.
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:lol:
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[04:47:41] ADVERTISEMENT: [SELLING] huge ass mansion in east LS v 173k b offer, contact Fancy.Cat(Phone:138843)
[04:48:00] ADVERTISEMENT: [NOT SELLING] A huge ass mansion in east LS.., contact SkyHawk(Phone:5325)
[04:48:26] HINT: You now use T to talk on your cellphone, type /hangup to hang up.
[04:48:36] SkyHawk(45) says(phone):Sheriff Speaking
[04:48:36] [Rstar]MiamiSforza(15) says(phone):Hello there
[04:48:49] [Rstar]MiamiSforza(15) says(phone):Yes, I saw the ad. I am interested in not buying the mansion.
[04:48:56] SkyHawk(45) says(phone):Really?
[04:48:59] [Rstar]MiamiSforza(15) says(phone):I was wondering if you can not show it to me.
[04:49:09] SkyHawk(45) says(phone):Certainly I'll ensure you never see it
[04:49:14] [Rstar]MiamiSforza(15) says(phone):Perfect.
[04:49:18] [Rstar]MiamiSforza(15) says(phone):Thank you. Bye.
[04:49:32] You hung up.
:rofl:
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[04:47:41] ADVERTISEMENT: [SELLING] huge ass mansion in east LS v 173k b offer, contact Fancy.Cat(Phone:138843)
[04:48:00] ADVERTISEMENT: [NOT SELLING] A huge ass mansion in east LS.., contact SkyHawk(Phone:5325)
[04:48:26] HINT: You now use T to talk on your cellphone, type /hangup to hang up.
[04:48:36] SkyHawk(45) says(phone):Sheriff Speaking
[04:48:36] [Rstar]MiamiSforza(15) says(phone):Hello there
[04:48:49] [Rstar]MiamiSforza(15) says(phone):Yes, I saw the ad. I am interested in not buying the mansion.
[04:48:56] SkyHawk(45) says(phone):Really?
[04:48:59] [Rstar]MiamiSforza(15) says(phone):I was wondering if you can not show it to me.
[04:49:09] SkyHawk(45) says(phone):Certainly I'll ensure you never see it
[04:49:14] [Rstar]MiamiSforza(15) says(phone):Perfect.
[04:49:18] [Rstar]MiamiSforza(15) says(phone):Thank you. Bye.
[04:49:32] You hung up.
Lawl :lol:
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[04:47:41] ADVERTISEMENT: [SELLING] huge ass mansion in east LS v 173k b offer, contact Fancy.Cat(Phone:138843)
[04:48:00] ADVERTISEMENT: [NOT SELLING] A huge ass mansion in east LS.., contact SkyHawk(Phone:5325)
[04:48:26] HINT: You now use T to talk on your cellphone, type /hangup to hang up.
[04:48:36] SkyHawk(45) says(phone):Sheriff Speaking
[04:48:36] [Rstar]MiamiSforza(15) says(phone):Hello there
[04:48:49] [Rstar]MiamiSforza(15) says(phone):Yes, I saw the ad. I am interested in not buying the mansion.
[04:48:56] SkyHawk(45) says(phone):Really?
[04:48:59] [Rstar]MiamiSforza(15) says(phone):I was wondering if you can not show it to me.
[04:49:09] SkyHawk(45) says(phone):Certainly I'll ensure you never see it
[04:49:14] [Rstar]MiamiSforza(15) says(phone):Perfect.
[04:49:18] [Rstar]MiamiSforza(15) says(phone):Thank you. Bye.
[04:49:32] You hung up.
Lol... just one question... How much? :p
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Lol... just one question... How much? :p
More importantly. How much is it not?
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Hahahhhaah :rofl:
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Booty_CreaseSwag(15): Police Radio: THis is Officer Booty, we're in hot... sexy pursuit of two men., Over.
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[Rstar]Joker: Yo Dell, how much is 2+2X3....:D?
Catzu_Ezequias: Yo Dell, how much is 2+2X3.....:D?
[Rstar]DellStorm: 12
the fudge? 4x3 = 12 .. so whats wrong?
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the fudge? 4x3 = 12 .. so whats wrong?
You multiply first, add/substract later. So it's 2+6.
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You multiply first, add/substract later. So it's 2+6.
AAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'
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PEMDAS!!!!!!
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the fudge? 4x3 = 12 .. so whats wrong?
LOL'D
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[22:10:44] ADVERTISEMENT: tits ( must be naked ), contact Jack_Marlen(Phone:317265)
[22:11:02] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Why iis nobody calling me?..
[22:11:03] <SugarD> (87) lol rape invitation in /ad
[22:11:14] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Amy Schnappel called
[22:11:18] <SugarD> (87) ...
[22:11:36] <SugarD> (87) Excuse me Jack, who?
[22:11:41] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Amy
[22:11:44] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Why?
[22:11:48] <SugarD> (87) What about her exactly?
[22:11:54] <Jack_Marlen> (124) She called me for a free thai massage
[22:12:12] <SugarD> (87) Okay smartass, first of all, we aren't together anymore. Secondly, don't try to piss me off
[22:12:24] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Not my problem she called me
[22:12:32] <SugarD> (87) Jack, go to hell ( Shit got serious )
[22:13:25] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Is that a problem that Amy called? You broke up, maybe she wants to get free
[22:13:26] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Live her life
[22:13:44] <Modiano.> (49) rofl jack...
:D
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[22:10:44] ADVERTISEMENT: tits ( must be naked ), contact Jack_Marlen(Phone:317265)
[22:11:02] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Why iis nobody calling me?..
[22:11:03] <SugarD> (87) lol rape invitation in /ad
[22:11:14] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Amy Schnappel called
[22:11:18] <SugarD> (87) ...
[22:11:36] <SugarD> (87) Excuse me Jack, who?
[22:11:41] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Amy
[22:11:44] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Why?
[22:11:48] <SugarD> (87) What about her exactly?
[22:11:54] <Jack_Marlen> (124) She called me for a free thai massage
[22:12:12] <SugarD> (87) Okay smartass, first of all, we aren't together anymore. Secondly, don't try to piss me off
[22:12:24] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Not my problem she called me
[22:12:32] <SugarD> (87) Jack, go to hell ( Shit got serious )
[22:13:25] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Is that a problem that Amy called? You broke up, maybe she wants to get free
[22:13:26] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Live her life
[22:13:44] <Modiano.> (49) rofl jack...
:D
Haha nice one ;D
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[22:10:44] ADVERTISEMENT: tits ( must be naked ), contact Jack_Marlen(Phone:317265)
[22:11:02] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Why iis nobody calling me?..
[22:11:03] <SugarD> (87) lol rape invitation in /ad
[22:11:14] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Amy Schnappel called
[22:11:18] <SugarD> (87) ...
[22:11:36] <SugarD> (87) Excuse me Jack, who?
[22:11:41] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Amy
[22:11:44] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Why?
[22:11:48] <SugarD> (87) What about her exactly?
[22:11:54] <Jack_Marlen> (124) She called me for a free thai massage
[22:12:12] <SugarD> (87) Okay smartass, first of all, we aren't together anymore. Secondly, don't try to piss me off
[22:12:24] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Not my problem she called me
[22:12:32] <SugarD> (87) Jack, go to hell ( Shit got serious )
[22:13:25] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Is that a problem that Amy called? You broke up, maybe she wants to get free
[22:13:26] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Live her life
[22:13:44] <Modiano.> (49) rofl jack...
:D
OWWWWWWWWNEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD :lol:
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[22:10:44] ADVERTISEMENT: tits ( must be naked ), contact Jack_Marlen(Phone:317265)
[22:11:02] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Why iis nobody calling me?..
[22:11:03] <SugarD> (87) lol rape invitation in /ad
[22:11:14] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Amy Schnappel called
[22:11:18] <SugarD> (87) ...
[22:11:36] <SugarD> (87) Excuse me Jack, who?
[22:11:41] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Amy
[22:11:44] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Why?
[22:11:48] <SugarD> (87) What about her exactly?
[22:11:54] <Jack_Marlen> (124) She called me for a free thai massage
[22:12:12] <SugarD> (87) Okay smartass, first of all, we aren't together anymore. Secondly, don't try to piss me off
[22:12:24] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Not my problem she called me
[22:12:32] <SugarD> (87) Jack, go to hell ( Shit got serious )
[22:13:25] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Is that a problem that Amy called? You broke up, maybe she wants to get free
[22:13:26] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Live her life
[22:13:44] <Modiano.> (49) rofl jack...
:D
Cool provoking bro.
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/me does a passport test
[16:17:50] [Rstar]Leroy(103) says: who is president of argonath
[16:18:02] dutty(75) says: idk obama (Barack Obama - US)
[16:19:37] [Rstar]Leroy(103) says: Who is prime minister?
[16:19:48] dutty(75) says: camrin (David Camron - UK)
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/me does a passport test
[16:17:50] [Rstar]Leroy(103) says: who is president of argonath
[16:18:02] dutty(75) says: idk obama (Barack Obama - US)
[16:19:37] [Rstar]Leroy(103) says: Who is prime minister?
[16:19:48] dutty(75) says: camrin (David Camron - UK)
It is very funny, you are sure he read the rules? :banana:
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/me does a passport test
[16:17:50] [Rstar]Leroy(103) says: who is president of argonath
[16:18:02] dutty(75) says: idk obama (Barack Obama - US)
[16:19:37] [Rstar]Leroy(103) says: Who is prime minister?
[16:19:48] dutty(75) says: camrin (David Camron - UK)
haha i would give him the passport just for knowing those xD
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/me does a passport test
[16:17:50] [Rstar]Leroy(103) says: who is president of argonath
[16:18:02] dutty(75) says: idk obama (Barack Obama - US)
[16:19:37] [Rstar]Leroy(103) says: Who is prime minister?
[16:19:48] dutty(75) says: camrin (David Camron - UK)
Haha, always funny with new players! :)
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[00:33:15] <[Rstar]Petey> (37) alright guys.. im the only one on here. so im gonna be stict.. dont fuck around :D
[00:33:18] Storm_McDougal(29): Police Radio: U29 10-7 LSPD S2, Over.
[00:33:21] KC0110(17): Police Radio: he is really dealing jeremy reported at 911 call, Over.
[00:33:21] DuX(0) was warned by [WS]Battle_Verenzas(52) for returning after death = forbidden.
thats jus like.. "no... no your not"
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yeah bloody battle snuck in just as i was typing that haha. think i said after that maybe not as well. cant remember if that was admin chat or main chat tho
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yeah bloody battle snuck in just as i was typing that haha. think i said after that maybe not as well. cant remember if that was admin chat or main chat tho
1 of my rare times where i managed to sneak in :D
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ADVERTISEMENT: shejken did you get that guys ip?, contact [Rstar]Leroy(Phone:619)
<[WS]Fuzzy> (48) LOL
<Jones_Collin> (45) LOL
<Charz> (46) HAHAHA
<[Rstar]Leroy> (97) ./frwqf wg
:lol:
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<[WS]Fuzzy> (48) LOL
<Jones_Collin> (45) LOL
<Charz> (46) HAHAHA
<[Rstar]Leroy> (97) ./frwqf wg
:lol:
LOL /ad Ab00z!
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ADVERTISEMENT: shejken did you get that guys ip?, contact [Rstar]Leroy(Phone:619)
<[WS]Fuzzy> (48) LOL
<Jones_Collin> (45) LOL
<Charz> (46) HAHAHA
<[Rstar]Leroy> (97) ./frwqf wg
:lol:
:lol:
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<[Rstar]DellStorm was kicked by [Rstar]DellStorm for gtfo.> :neutral:
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That kick is valid. He kept dming me!
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PM from [Rstar]Leroy(19): TCL = Twenty Crashes Lots
Emre_Carnell: (73) Pulling a Twenty = Dieing in a car accident.
PM from Kris_Sanders(85): We need to get Xcasio to spawn a Rhino for you next halloween
San Fierro Driving School (SFD) teacher/examiner [TCL]Twenty(ID:36) is available.
Kevin.: (90) lol
Ellis_Corleone: (116) what
Chernobyl_Kid: (77) I WANT SOME MONEY OR I WILL KILL MY SELF!
[TCL]Twenty: (25) k
Storm_McDougal: (28) k
TeaM_Pazienza: (57) k kill
Eagle_C: (50) Kill.
[TCL]Twenty: (25) lol
Gaetano_Riinna: (3) kill
Chris_CorleoneT: (65) ...
[TCL]Twenty: (25) lmao
ADVERTISEMENT: [BREAKING NEWS] Twenty is driving a tank LEAVE THE STREETS!, contact [WS]Mash_Collin(Phone:519288)
ADVERTISEMENT: [NEWS] Rebels hunt down "Gandalfi" in north SF, contact [NP]Monte.Montague(Phone:5400)
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*** Bunch of Twenty Funnys ***
and here i was thinking pulling a twenty was flipping a car sliding along the road and killing Nooby :D
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San Fierro Driving School (SFD) teacher/examiner [TCL]Twenty(ID:36) is available.
Kevin.: (90) lol
Ellis_Corleone: (116) what
Thanks to Aldo hehe :D
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[18:57:39] <Linda_Jones> (93) monster truck's are NOT allowed in idlewood
[18:58:04] <Truth> (73) Linda, You can't tell me what's allowed in Idlewood, I'm the lord of Idlewood and I say I can drive monstr truck
[18:58:14] <Linda_Jones> (93) you can't
[18:58:18] <Linda_Jones> (93) you carpark us all
[18:58:24] <Truth> (73) Be quiet woman
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3131567/smilies/lol.gif)
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[18:57:39] <Linda_Jones> (93) monster truck's are NOT allowed in idlewood
[18:58:04] <Truth> (73) Linda, You can't tell me what's allowed in Idlewood, I'm the lord of Idlewood and I say I can drive monstr truck
[18:58:14] <Linda_Jones> (93) you can't
[18:58:18] <Linda_Jones> (93) you carpark us all
[18:58:24] <Truth> (73) Be quiet woman
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3131567/smilies/lol.gif)
:rofl:
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[18:57:39] <Linda_Jones> (93) monster truck's are NOT allowed in idlewood
[18:58:04] <Truth> (73) Linda, You can't tell me what's allowed in Idlewood, I'm the lord of Idlewood and I say I can drive monstr truck
[18:58:14] <Linda_Jones> (93) you can't
[18:58:18] <Linda_Jones> (93) you carpark us all
[18:58:24] <Truth> (73) Be quiet woman
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3131567/smilies/lol.gif)
:banana:
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Is it me or am i the only one, that dont find nothing funny on this? :hit:
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Is it me or am i the only one, that dont find nothing funny on this? :hit:
You need to meet Truth first to find it funny. ;)
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[20:14:51] [Sstar]Baby_Wolf: i know kick me and say no noobs here
[20:14:51] [Sstar]Baby_Wolf was kicked by [Rstar]Leroy for no noobs here.
Great timing.
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[20:14:51] [Sstar]Baby_Wolf: i know kick me and say no noobs here
[20:14:51] [Sstar]Baby_Wolf was kicked by [Rstar]Leroy for no noobs here.
Great timing.
That's perfect timing mate, atleast it gave me a laugh :rofl:
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[18:57:39] <Linda_Jones> (93) monster truck's are NOT allowed in idlewood
[18:58:04] <Truth> (73) Linda, You can't tell me what's allowed in Idlewood, I'm the lord of Idlewood and I say I can drive monstr truck
[18:58:14] <Linda_Jones> (93) you can't
[18:58:18] <Linda_Jones> (93) you carpark us all
[18:58:24] <Truth> (73) Be quiet woman
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3131567/smilies/lol.gif)
Haha.
Post Merge: September 07, 2011, 06:42:47 pm
[22:10:44] ADVERTISEMENT: Free thai massage for sexy woman with a nice body and huge, contact Jack_Marlen(Phone:317265)
[22:10:44] ADVERTISEMENT: tits ( must be naked ), contact Jack_Marlen(Phone:317265)
[22:11:02] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Why iis nobody calling me?..
[22:11:03] <SugarD> (87) lol rape invitation in /ad
[22:11:14] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Amy Schnappel called
[22:11:18] <SugarD> (87) ...
[22:11:36] <SugarD> (87) Excuse me Jack, who?
[22:11:41] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Amy
[22:11:44] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Why?
[22:11:48] <SugarD> (87) What about her exactly?
[22:11:54] <Jack_Marlen> (124) She called me for a free thai massage
[22:12:12] <SugarD> (87) Okay smartass, first of all, we aren't together anymore. Secondly, don't try to piss me off
[22:12:24] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Not my problem she called me
[22:12:32] <SugarD> (87) Jack, go to hell ( Shit got serious )
[22:13:25] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Is that a problem that Amy called? You broke up, maybe she wants to get free
[22:13:26] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Live her life
[22:13:44] <Modiano.> (49) rofl jack...
:D
+66666666666666666 respect.
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[Rstar]MiamiSforza(15) was suspected by officer adam_boulila(16) for blok the wat
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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[21:39:33] Rebecca_Black(62) was suspected by officer porsche911gti(99) for bad singer
[21:39:42] Rebecca_Black(62) has been unsuspected by Gibby_Collin(64) - Invalid ><
[21:39:43] Rebecca_Black(62) has been unsuspected by [WS]Daniel_Bradford(119) - ??
[21:39:43] Rebecca_Black(62) has been unsuspected by Teddy_Collin(96) - invalid
[21:39:44] Rebecca_Black(62) has been unsuspected by [Jedi]Steven_Jeffrey(22) - just no
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[EVIL]Onotole: (46) .pm 38 my mom usually kisses my left nipple before i got to bed
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[EVIL]Onotole: (46) .pm 38 my mom usually kisses my left nipple before i got to bed
OMG LOL
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[Jedi]Chewbacca(30): Police Radio: SAPD to FBI, Over.
[Jedi]Chewbacca(30): Police Radio: We surender, Over.
Jones_Collin(3): Police Radio: *facepalm*, Over.
Basically.... Me and Juilio drove Onotroll into the water and then FBI decided to go and make a shoot-out in SAPD v FBI.... and we got fucked over :cry:
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[EVIL]Onotole: (46) .pm 38 my mom usually kisses my left nipple before i got to bed
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Animal+Porn+First+Appearacnce+troll+mom+Piss+http+funnyjunk+com+funny+pictures+1980105+Morning+Pee_15e026_1979067.jpg)
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Cester: (68) who can get admin leroy to online? :)
After 10 seconds
[Rstar]Leroy(28) has joined the server from United Kingdom
Everyone in the server lol'd. Cester is an upcoming magician.
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Cester: (68) who can get admin leroy to online? :)
After 10 seconds
[Rstar]Leroy(28) has joined the server from United Kingdom
Everyone in the server lol'd. Cester is an upcoming magician.
fukin magic how to???????? :bow:
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This is the real
Cester: (68) who can get admin leroy to online? :)
After 10 seconds
[Rstar]Leroy(28) has joined the server from United Kingdom
Everyone in the server lol'd. Cester is an upcoming magician.
[21:38:19] No admins present, but Sauron is watching!
[21:38:25] Entered house
[21:38:29] You should be able to move now but if you still can't, try using /thawme
[21:38:34] <Cester> (68) who can get admin leroy to online? :)
[21:38:34] YairSforza(25) has joined the server from Israel
[21:38:36] <[TGS]MaGiiK> (73) epic plane parking FTQ
[21:38:41] <Ronn_Carnell> (59) 7area 39
[21:38:43] <Duel> (32) no
[21:38:44] [Rstar]Leroy(28) has joined the server from United Kingdom
[21:38:45] Richard_Marlen(39) is at: Queens, San Fierro
[21:38:46] <Pablo_Hernandez> (23) I need him online too cester :3
[21:38:47] <Johnny.> (52) lol
[21:38:49] <Cester> (68) so fast
[21:38:49] <[i9]Haythem_Smith> (71) lol
[21:38:49] <[Rstar]Uninhibited> (43) lol Cester
[21:38:50] <Johnny.> (52) Hey leroy
[21:38:50] <Omar_Aly> (12) Cester here you go
[21:38:50] <[WS]Daniel_Bradford> (70) lo lCester
[21:38:51] <Cester> (68) :)
[21:38:51] <[TGS]MaGiiK> (73) leroy :D
[21:38:53] <[Rstar]Uninhibited> (43) lmao
[21:38:59] <[Rstar]Leroy> (28) hi
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[Jedi]Chewbacca(30): Police Radio: SAPD to FBI, Over.
[Jedi]Chewbacca(30): Police Radio: We surender, Over.
Jones_Collin(3): Police Radio: *facepalm*, Over.
Basically.... Me and Juilio drove Onotroll into the water and then FBI decided to go and make a shoot-out in SAPD v FBI.... and we got f**ked over :cry:
:(
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games, why should I lie? :D
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Pilot Rebecca_Black(32): hi, Over.
ATC Rebecca_Black(32): hi, Over.
Pilot Rebecca_Black(32): you alright, Over.
ATC Rebecca_Black(32): yeah you?, Over.
Pilot Rebecca_Black(32): yeah good thanks, Over.
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[17:11:41] <Jordan_Collin[AF]> (28) cbalert nigga nigga nigga 100 percent niggaaaaa why you eat so much chicken aldo
[17:11:43] <Jordan_Collin[AF]> (28) f**k
[17:11:45] <Chris_Floyd> (35) lol
[17:11:49] <Shawn_Marlen> (17) Loool
[17:11:51] <[TNL]Dan_The_Noob> (25) xD
[17:11:52] <Mr.Aldo_Collin> (41) fu
[17:12:05] PM from Maria_Vireo(12): its good and u?
[17:12:07] <Mr.Aldo_Collin> (41) JORDAN
[17:12:09] <Jordan_Collin[AF]> (28) WHAT
[18:02:25] <[WS]Daniel_Bradford> (0) Who needs a passport?
[18:02:32] <James_Ayuso> (27) ,e
[18:02:33] <Kunal_Gounder> (16) ME
[18:02:33] <James_Ayuso> (27) me
[18:02:34] <7headtrum> (18) me
[18:02:35] <laza_sim> (41) me
[18:02:38] <[WS]Daniel_Bradford> (0) omg
Last one has a few funnys and its kinda long so i code it :3
[18:17:12] Marskal_Askal(16) has joined the server from Europe
[18:17:17] <Mircea_Niko> (13) Europe?
[18:17:21] HELZACACAT(48) has joined the server from United States
[18:17:31] Jordan_Collin[AF](30) has joined the server from United States
[18:18:07] <Mircea_Niko> (13) I am just leaving SF! I am still healthy and I am still running good! Wish me luck! Now I am heading to LV!! Place bets
[18:18:09] <[Jedi]Albus> (47) This Santa hat is only in [i9]Jay_Kingston's house?
[18:18:43] <Mircea_Niko> (13) yeah
[18:19:14] [TNL]Dan_The_Noob(25) is at: Blueberry Acres, Red County
[18:19:15] <HELZACACAT> (48) hey im kind new to this
[18:19:24] <Mircea_Niko> (13) Guys I am on SF train bridge!! Almost in Bone Conty!!!
[18:19:29] <[Jedi]Albus> (47) Grovy.
[18:19:32] <Mircea_Niko> (13) Wosh me luck!
[18:19:38] <Mircea_Niko> (13) Wi*sh me luck!
[18:19:42] You are at 00 00
[18:19:44] <[Jedi]Albus> (47) I've already done that multiple times.
[18:19:45] <[TNL]Dan_The_Noob> (25) LOL
[18:19:53] <[Jedi]Albus> (47) Mind not spamming the chat. plzplz?
[18:19:54] <Bob_Karlson> (14) heyyy i have been buy MP5 and then i leave police and then i join but i dont nhave it
[18:19:56] <[TNL]Dan_The_Noob> (25) theres a relatively bright /siren at coords 0 0
[18:20:06] <HELZACACAT> (48) can any one help me
[18:20:14] James.Bond(50) was suspected by officer S1mon_Juarez(5) for stole a postal delivery
[18:20:15] <Mircea_Niko> (13) With?
[18:20:23] <James.Bond> (50) i am santa!
[18:20:26] <Marskal_Askal> (16) hey
[18:20:28] <HELZACACAT> (48) idk what to do
[18:20:30] Marskal_Askal(16) was suspected by officer [Jedi]Albus(47) for attacking an officer and ramming.
[18:20:30] <[TNL]Dan_The_Noob> (25) anybody want to play with shotguns?? (no killing, just shooting random shit)
[18:20:30] <James.Bond> (50) i didnt steal postal shit
[18:20:34] <Marskal_Askal> (16) do you know how to druve?
[18:20:40] <Mircea_Niko> (13) Ask an /admin by /pm [id] [text]
[18:20:44] <HELZACACAT> (48) yes
[18:20:50] <Watson_Collin> (53) Yo Mike
[18:20:52] Present administrators: [RPIT]JDC_Kolta(28)
[18:20:58] <Mike_Collin> (34) yo
[18:21:02] <Mircea_Niko> (13) Read also /rules
[18:21:03] Marskal_Askal was banned by [RPIT]JDC_Kolta(28) for Once upon a time, there was a minigun hacker. Guess what happened.
Post Merge: September 17, 2011, 09:54:43 am
[18:29:13] <[RPIT]JDC_Kolta> (28) If you're really a girl IRL, i'd advise you not to talk about showers here.
[18:29:17] PM from Grim.(40): still at Blueberry?
[18:29:21] ADVERTISEMENT: Argonath Postal Service. Handling packages for 2 hours., contact Alex_Zissou(Phone:969500)
[18:29:21] ADVERTISEMENT: Call for shipping and handling information., contact Alex_Zissou(Phone:969500)
[18:29:21] <Maria_Vireo> (12) why
[18:29:22] <[RPIT]JDC_Kolta> (28) fff
[18:29:22] <Chris_Floyd> (35) LOL
[18:29:24] <[RPIT]JDC_Kolta> (28) god
[18:29:24] <[RPIT]JDC_Kolta> (28) da
[18:29:26] FAILURE: [TGS]Ellz has escaped and is no longer wanted
[18:29:27] [TGS]nadem1(42) has joined the server from Israel
[18:29:30] James.Bond(50) is at: Market, Los Santos
[18:29:30] <[RPIT]JDC_Kolta> (28) never mind, pretend you never saw that.,
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[18:57:05] <[ADF]Mikal> (81) /getonline PuppiDidAPoopi(20)
[18:57:08] [TCL]Puppi_ARAATUS(20) has joined the server from Netherlands
:lol:
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[18:57:05] <[ADF]Mikal> (81) /getonline PuppiDidAPoopi(20)
[18:57:08] [TCL]Puppi_ARAATUS(20) has joined the server from Netherlands
:lol:
:D
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I often handle large packages in my line of work. Occasionally have to deliver to the back door.
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This was a while back, forgot my customer's name
So i was rping a chemist
Customer:Please give me some poison to kill my husband
Me:Oh no! heavens no! I will lose my license! i can never sell you that!
Customer: / me Pulls out a picture of the chemist's wife and her husband in bed
Me:Well now, you didnt you say had a prescription
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i keep mine in the front
It won't cost you to much for me to handle your package. :lol:
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Lol, Cester became a magician? :trust:
But, I don't get why he was using area to find Richard. :redface:
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Lol, Cester became a magician? :trust:
But, I don't get why he was using area to find Richard. :redface:
what? leaving marlen just forget Everything? no.
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:hah:
Post Merge: September 21, 2011, 04:00:17 pm
:hah:
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Cleared for off topic discussion.
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Nexxt:(52) Muchos Firemanos.
Manos_Marlen(4) ?
Seether(33) has joined the server from Qatar
Nexxt:(52) Lol.
[Rstar]Uninhibited:(104) Lmao.
Johny_Teck:(26) Bye argonath i going oflie
:lol:
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Nexxt:(52) Muchos Firemanos.
Manos_Marlen(4) ?
Seether(33) has joined the server from Qatar
Nexxt:(52) Lol.
[Rstar]Uninhibited:(104) Lmao.
Johny_Teck:(26) Bye argonath i going oflie
:lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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[20:05:47] <Sandisk.> (83) Aragorn's inactive
[20:05:50] <Sandisk.> (83) ?
[20:05:54] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Yes
[20:05:56] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (69) Yes, indeed he is.
[20:06:05] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed
[20:06:09] <Sandisk.> (83) Indeed
[20:06:12] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed
[20:06:16] <WantedInAllStates> (63) Indeed
[20:06:17] <Joohoost> (90) indeed.
[20:06:18] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Oh, yes quite indeed
[20:06:19] <Franco_Ancelotti> (55) deednI
[20:06:21] <Sandisk.> (83) LOL
[20:06:22] <WantedInAllStates> (63) lololol
[20:06:27] <[Rstar]Louis> (34) Indeed we should all drop the indeed -.-
[20:06:32] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (69) Indeed, Louis.
[20:06:33] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed Louis, Indeed
[20:06:33] <Franco_Ancelotti> (55) Indeed
[20:06:33] <Sandisk.> (83) Indeed louis
[20:06:36] <WantedInAllStates> (63) Ineed louis
[20:06:37] <Joohoost> (90) indeed louis
[20:06:38] <WantedInAllStates> (63) LOOL
[20:06:40] Jim_ConRoy (89) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
[20:06:44] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Quite indeed.
[20:06:50] <WantedInAllStates> (63) Indeed Jeffrey
[20:06:53] <Sandisk.> (83) indeed jeffrey
[20:06:57] <Joohoost> (90) indeed
[20:07:07] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed wanted
[20:07:09] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed
[20:07:19] <Franco_Ancelotti> (55) Indeed Troy, Indeed.
[20:07:25] <Joohoost> (90) indeed .
[20:07:29] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Ineed Franco, indeed
[20:07:37] <Troy> (64) Indeed
[20:07:37] <Sandisk.> (83) combo breaker
[20:07:39] <WantedInAllStates> (63) Indeed, i think we should stop saying indeed or jeffrey or louis will indeedly Kick/tempban/rape us :o xD
[20:07:43] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Jolly well indeed
[20:07:45] * Admin: Indeed, no seriously drop it.
[20:07:50] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed admin
[20:08:00] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (69) Indeed - The new member of the troll family.
[20:08:09] <Franco_Ancelotti> (55) To 4chan!
[20:08:10] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (69) Mrs. Forever Alone gave birth too.. 'Indeed'
[20:08:12] Xenon_Ancelotti was kicked by Fat_Purple(37) for shitting on groups.
[20:08:31] [Rstar]Drix(97) has joined the server from Albania
[20:08:42] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Drix do you know what time it is?
[20:08:48] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Time to stab Drix indeed!
[20:08:51] Xenon_Ancelotti(98) has joined the server from United Kingdom
[20:08:52] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) *stabs Drix*
[20:09:00] Role(99) has joined the server from Canada
[20:09:05] <Joohoost> (90) Need heal? pm me.
[20:09:39] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed it was
[20:09:45] <Franco_Ancelotti> (55) trolol
[20:10:00] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) I think I like the word Indeed
[20:10:02] <WantedInAllStates> (63) Okay seriously i think admins are getting fustrated xD
[20:10:05] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (98) Mikal.
[20:10:06] <Franco_Ancelotti> (55) Indeed
[20:10:11] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (98) .changename Mikal_Indeed
[20:10:11] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Franco :D
[20:10:13] <WantedInAllStates> (63) 0_0 lool
[20:10:32] <Franco_Ancelotti> (55) Then
[20:10:37] <Franco_Ancelotti> (55) [ADF]Indeed
[20:10:40] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) :D
[20:10:45] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed Franco, indeed
[20:10:57] <[Rstar]Louis> (34) I had to restart server but i forgot D:
[20:11:09] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed Louis
[20:11:15] <Joohoost> (90) lol Mikal
[20:11:21] <Franco_Ancelotti> (55) we shall add "indeed" to our fav stuff
[20:11:23] <Franco_Ancelotti> (55) to 4chan!
[20:11:29] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed Franco, indeed
[20:11:39] <Vito_Marlen> (97) wtf is 4chan?
[20:11:42] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (98) From now on...
[20:11:44] <Sandisk.> (83) trolling site
[20:11:46] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (98) I wont be talking alot in /p
[20:11:55] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (98) Since one little thing means something else in this modern day.
[20:11:58] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Whys that Xenon?
[20:12:07] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (98) I just kicked for ''shitting on groups''
[20:12:09] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) What do you mean? :o
[20:12:10] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (98) When I didn't
[20:12:14] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed
[20:12:14] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (98) So yeah
[20:12:18] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (98) LOL ^^
[20:12:36] <[TGS]Anna_Rose> (18) Scream!!
[20:12:39] Nele_White was banned by Fat_Purple(37) for weapon and armour hacks.
[20:12:40] <TeaM_Edge> (48) Scream!!
[20:12:44] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Ahhhhh Indeed
[20:12:52] <TeaM_Edge> (48) indude
[20:12:57] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Infemale
[20:12:57] <Sandisk.> (83) lol
[20:13:01] <Sandisk.> (83) ingay
[20:13:03] <Sandisk.> (83) jaja
[20:13:04] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) inbutt
[20:13:13] <Sandisk.> (83) indead
[20:13:32] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) And then I'll go on there and post "Indeed"
[20:13:43] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed it is Sandisk
[20:13:46] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed it is
[20:13:46] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (98) It is Sandisk, Indeed.
[20:13:53] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed Xenon
[20:14:07] <Franco_Ancelotti> (55) *trollface*
[20:14:28] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (98) Guys, is it Recidence or Residence?
[20:14:33] <Franco_Ancelotti> (55) Residence
[20:14:34] <Vito_Marlen> (97) Residence
[20:14:36] <Renz0.> (22) Residence
[20:14:56] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (98) Thanks, Renz0
[20:15:03] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed Xenon
[20:17:07] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Carnage_Gvardia(71):{FFFFFF} you have to type it in
[20:17:14] <[Rstar]Louis> (34) Attention attention! Heroin spot at Rodeo carpark has been moved to another place within LS.
[20:17:14] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] [ADF]Mikal(58):{FFFFFF} Indeed
[20:17:19] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Joohoost(90):{FFFFFF} Indeed.
[20:17:23] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed Louis
[20:17:25] You have been given a banana for 30 seconds and can not talk.
[20:17:57] <Sandisk.> (83) I don't remember any heroin spot in rodeo ..
[20:34:23] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (98) Indeed, Sandisk.
[20:34:23] <[Rstar]Louis> (34) We said to stop with the indeed jokes.
INDEED!
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Indeed :lol:
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long chatlog
Indeed...
i think the guy saying 4chan shoulda been banned... for advertising :devroll:
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i think the guy saying 4chan shoulda been banned... for advertising :devroll:
Indeed Dan
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lol at Jolly Well Indeed.
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lol at Jolly Well Indeed.
Indeed, sir.
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Thats a funny chatlog indeed
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Yes indeed it is..
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Thats a funny chatlog indeed
Your right, indeed you are.
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Teddy Collin: (24) Welcome! Please see /rules Pill
Pill_Popper: (9) Teddy see, /pussy.
Pill_Popper: (9) Because you need some.
(some time later)
[Rstar]Eliteterm: (20) Traser, his previous account's name was 'fuck_you_pussy_ass"
:rofl:
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Teddy Collin: (24) Welcome! Please see /rules Pill
Pill_Popper: (9) Teddy see, /pussy.
Pill_Popper: (9) Because you need some.
(some time later)
[Rstar]Eliteterm: (20) Traser, his previous account's name was 'f**k_you_pussy_ass"
:rofl:
haha i remember 1337 saying that
(attached pic of what "f--k_you_pussy_ass" did when he went hackin')
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Indeed, funny! :lol:
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Indeed, funny! :lol:
your signature so funny
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your signature so funny
The lemon one, or the ninja one? :lol:
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Jason_Freeborn:Mam i am from the FBI and i need your assistance
Robin_Sherbotski:Your not in the FBI
Jason:IF i show you a valid FBI badge, will you let me do my job with you?
Robin:Sure, but only if your an ACTUAL member of the FBI
Jason:/me takes out a female body inspector badge
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Jason_Freeborn:Mam i am from the FBI and i need your assistance
Robin_Sherbotski:Your not in the FBI
Jason:IF i show you a valid FBI badge, will you let me do my job with you?
Robin:Sure, but only if your an ACTUAL member of the FBI
Jason:/me takes out a female body inspector badge
....funny?
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not sure if funny but we had a laugh lol
Christian was in our team for the first Argonath SIMON SAYS event (Hosted by JDC)
he got moved after we had won 2/5 and last round was coming...
we made a pact... well.... 2 pacts :P
[02:20:05] [Rakich](62) whispers: if we win guys, we all give Christian 1k
[02:20:06] ***[8867] Crazy_Dzimmy(55): gud
[02:20:10] Gogo_Ancelotti(8) whispers: yes
[02:20:14] Robin_Sherbotski(14) whispers: Deal
[02:20:17] [RPIT]JDC_Kolta(36) : SCORE TALLY - One: 1, Two: 1, Three: 2
[02:20:28] Robin_Sherbotski(14) whispers: He might want a tie breaker
[02:20:31] [Rakich](62) whispers: if we lose, lets rob his ass
[02:20:35] Robin_Sherbotski(14) whispers: lol
[02:20:35] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Nadem_CostelloT(7):{FFFFFF} how can i join someone in my cb /
[02:20:35] Gogo_Ancelotti(8) says: hahahhaa
[02:20:37] [RPIT]JDC_Kolta(36) : FINAL(?) ROUND!
[02:20:39] Karina_Collin(69) whispers: hahahahaha
Post Merge: September 30, 2011, 04:15:18 pm
[01:53:58] ***[8867-ALERT] [RPIT]JDC_Kolta(36): JDC Says: "Portray a strip bar in 60 seconds!"
[01:54:02] ***[8867] [RPIT]JDC_Kolta(36): TIme starts now!
---A FEW MOMENTS LATER---
[01:57:42] ***[8867-ALERT] [RPIT]JDC_Kolta(36): Winner (Round 2): Team Three for portraying an actual sexy strip bar, without gay dancers
[01:57:44] <[WS]Fuzzy> (33) phew
[01:57:45] <Henry_Adams> (37) Hello Gogo from Greece
[01:57:47] [Rakich](62) whispers: xD
[01:57:48] ***[8867] Yasen_TattagliaT(60): HAhah :D
[01:57:50] ***[8867] AirOrel(48): llolo
[01:57:50] <Henry_Adams> (37) Hello niky from Serbia
[01:57:51] <Robin_Sherbotski> (14) :D
[01:57:52] ***[8867] [Rakich](62): lmfao
[01:57:52] ***[8867] KurtSforza(20): LOL
[01:57:53] Gogo_Ancelotti(8) whispers: AGAIN
[01:57:53] ***[8867] Christian_Lopez(65): HAHA
[01:57:55] ***[8867] Steve_Marlen(0): what? -.-'
[01:57:55] ***[8867] Gogo_Ancelotti(8): hahahaha
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A collection of some of the old chat logs)
(This one took place after a failed 207 led by former captain Jay Adams)
Jay_Adams(xx) says: This operation never happened, right Sergeant?
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: What operation sir?
Jay_Adams(xx) says: That's the spirit Sergeant.
(During a 207 I was leading back in '08)
[WS]Pixy(xx): ./r After the hostage is secured, kill the kidnappers.
[WS]Pixy(xx): Crap.
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(This one took place after a failed 207 led by former captain Jay Adams)
Jay_Adams(xx) says: This operation never happened, right Sergeant?
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: What operation sir?
Jay_Adams(xx) says: That's the spirit Sergeant.
That one made my day! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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A collection of some of the old chat logs)
(This one took place after a failed 207 led by former captain Jay Adams)
Jay_Adams(xx) says: This operation never happened, right Sergeant?
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: What operation sir?
Jay_Adams(xx) says: That's the spirit Sergeant.
(During a 207 I was leading back in '08)
[WS]Pixy(xx): ./r After the hostage is secured, kill the kidnappers.
[WS]Pixy(xx): Crap.
:lol: Pretty good one, best one for this month.
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A collection of some of the old chat logs)
(This one took place after a failed 207 led by former captain Jay Adams)
Jay_Adams(xx) says: This operation never happened, right Sergeant?
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: What operation sir?
Jay_Adams(xx) says: That's the spirit Sergeant.
Lol :D Nice one
(During a 207 I was leading back in '08)
[WS]Pixy(xx): ./r After the hostage is secured, kill the kidnappers.
[WS]Pixy(xx): Crap.
Epic fail :D
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Jason_Freeborn:Mam i am from the FBI and i need your assistance
Robin_Sherbotski:Your not in the FBI
Jason:IF i show you a valid FBI badge, will you let me do my job with you?
Robin:Sure, but only if your an ACTUAL member of the FBI
Jason:/me takes out a female body inspector badge
:lol:
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Jay_Adams(xx) says: This operation never happened, right Sergeant?
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: What operation sir?
Jay_Adams(xx) says: That's the spirit Sergeant.
I'd vote this one for the best funny log of the month.
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I'd vote this one for the best funny log of the month.
i don't get that one haha :(
and damn i dont have the one from the other day... ill jus type it how i remember
---Manager+ makes a Lotto of $1---
---Felippe_Fernadez wins a Jackpot of $1!---
LOL spam for like a minute straight with a Felippe : FUUUUUUU in middle
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It is taxday, time to pay taxes 1000$
*Everyone screaming yay thanks etc*
10 seconds later they realized it was taxday... :lol:
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It is taxday, time to pay taxes 1000$
*Everyone screaming yay thanks etc*
10 seconds later they realized it was taxday... :lol:
Lmfao i love moments like that
its like when you see someone get kicked for "bugged, relog" and then they rage..
and then they're like
oh... sorry
*tempban 60 - disrespecting admins*
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It is taxday, time to pay taxes 1000$
*Everyone screaming yay thanks etc*
10 seconds later they realized it was taxday... :lol:
more highter more happy for moment lol
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It is taxday, time to pay taxes 1000$
*Everyone screaming yay thanks etc*
10 seconds later they realized it was taxday... :lol:
And I received a 5k special taxday just for a joke :(
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Apple Pie :hurray: :hurray: :hurray: :hurray: :hurray: :hurray: :hurray: :hurray: :hurray: :hurray: :hurray: :hurray: :hurray: :hurray: :hurray: :hurray: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :war: :war: :war: :war: :war: :war: :war: :war: :war: :war: :war: :devroll:
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i was really tired last night but i knew i would get back on if i wasnt tempbanned... so i asked Aragorn
[05:59:30] PM to Aragorn(16): can i have 60 minute tempban?
------25 seconds later-------
[05:59:55] [Rakich], you have been banned by Aragorn for 60 request.
[05:59:55] To be unbanned please visit the unban section of our forums at www.argonathrpg.eu (http://www.argonathrpg.eu) and place an unban request.
[05:59:55] [Rakich] was banned by Aragorn(16) for 60 request.
[05:59:55] Server closed the connection.
Oh Aragorn, you so silly :3 :roll:
Note to self : Let Aragorn re-familiarise himself with SA:MP before asking for tempban :banana:
Post Merge: October 04, 2011, 04:17:48 am
this made my day (i lost the chatlog... as usual... how do i save these things automatically?!)
[HELPCHAT] [M]Tomohawk_Costello: how long do i have to play before not being a newbie anymore?
[HELPCHAT] [Rakich]: 4 seconds
---- HELPCHAT has a burst of about 5+ "lol"s-----
[HELPCHAT] [M]Tomohawk_Costello: how long do i have to play before not being a newbie anymore?
[HELPCHAT] [Rakich]: Lol all the lol spam made me look like i was trolling, its seriously 4 seconds
[HELPCHAT] [Rakich]: alright, your 4 seconds is up, you're now a Pro-Argonathian.
if anyone has the proper chatlog for this can u post it ? :(
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I seriously don't get the "tempban me" thing that people usually ask for. I find it really useless. Whatever. :)
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i dont found anything funny :( but srs u got banned? i can come visit for ya
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i was really tired last night but i knew i would get back on if i wasnt tempbanned... so i asked Aragorn
[05:59:30] PM to Aragorn(16): can i have 60 minute tempban?
------25 seconds later-------
[05:59:55] [Rakich], you have been banned by Aragorn for 60 request.
[05:59:55] To be unbanned please visit the unban section of our forums at www.argonathrpg.eu (http://www.argonathrpg.eu) and place an unban request.
[05:59:55] [Rakich] was banned by Aragorn(16) for 60 request.
[05:59:55] Server closed the connection.
Oh Aragorn, you so silly :3 :roll:
Note to self : Let Aragorn re-familiarise himself with SA:MP before asking for tempban :banana:
Addicted to Argonath?
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Addicted to Argonath?
nah i was overtired and needed tempban so i had nothing to do so i would go to sleep lol
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I seriously don't get the "tempban me" thing that people usually ask for. I find it really useless. Whatever. :)
It's kinda helpful when you need to study, but your mind's only on argonath. So, i believe that it helps.
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It's kinda helpful when you need to study, but your mind's only on argonath. So, i believe that it helps.
We are young people, we have to learn to control ourselves.
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We play the game. The game mustn't play us.
Back on topic anyhow :lol:
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i was really tired last night but i knew i would get back on if i wasnt tempbanned... so i asked Aragorn
[05:59:30] PM to Aragorn(16): can i have 60 minute tempban?
------25 seconds later-------
[05:59:55] [Rakich], you have been banned by Aragorn for 60 request.
[05:59:55] To be unbanned please visit the unban section of our forums at www.argonathrpg.eu (http://www.argonathrpg.eu) and place an unban request.
[05:59:55] [Rakich] was banned by Aragorn(16) for 60 request.
[05:59:55] Server closed the connection.
Oh Aragorn, you so silly :3 :roll:
Note to self : Let Aragorn re-familiarise himself with SA:MP before asking for tempban :banana:
I think I'll just quote this for Aragorn to see in case he decides to edit it.
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I think I'll just quote this for Aragorn to see in case he decides to edit it.
D;
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[03:33:08] Squeak_Araatus(27) says: PUT DOWN THE GUN
[03:33:24] Squeak_Araatus(27): Police Radio: this guy looks suspicious, Over.
[03:33:34] Squeak_Araatus(27) says: oh
[03:33:37] Squeak_Araatus(27) says: dont mind little oh me
[03:33:42] Squeak_Araatus(27) drops her cellphone
[03:33:44] Antonio_Gvardia(3) says: What gun?
[03:33:46] <Roman_Collin> (22) Good point
[03:33:46] Squeak_Araatus(27) bends over to get it
[03:33:53] Squeak_Araatus(27) says: oh boy i sure could get raped now
[03:33:58] The_Prosege(47) whispers: Classic Sex Move...
[03:33:58] Squeak_Araatus(27) says: and no one would see or know
[03:34:01] Squeak_Araatus(27) says: but who
[03:34:01] Antonio_Gvardia(3) smells tuna.
*Squeak starts dancing like a stripper.
[03:34:17] David_Luciano(18) shouts: officer Squeak , how do you do that?!!
[03:34:29] Pot_Head(59) sticks penis in squeak, impregnating him
[03:34:35] Squeak_Araatus(27) says: ow
[03:34:43] Squeak_Araatus(27): Police Radio: i got raped, Over.
[03:34:46] Squeak_Araatus(27): Police Radio: black man raped me, Over.
[03:34:49] Squeak_Araatus(27) says: FREEZE
[03:34:59] You were suspected by officer Darwish_Costello(45) for raping
[03:34:59] Antonio_Gvardia(3) says: Wasnt me.
[03:35:00] Squeak_Araatus(27) shouts: I SAW YOU!!
[03:35:02] Squeak_Araatus(27) shouts: YOU RAPED ME!!
[03:35:08] Squeak_Araatus(27) shouts: I HAD TO CREAMPIE!!
[03:35:11] Antonio_Gvardia(3) points to David
[03:35:20] Squeak_Araatus(27) says: NO HES WHITE
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[03:33:08] Squeak_Araatus(27) says: PUT DOWN THE GUN
[03:33:24] Squeak_Araatus(27): Police Radio: this guy looks suspicious, Over.
[03:33:34] Squeak_Araatus(27) says: oh
[03:33:37] Squeak_Araatus(27) says: dont mind little oh me
[03:33:42] Squeak_Araatus(27) drops her cellphone
[03:33:44] Antonio_Gvardia(3) says: What gun?
[03:33:46] <Roman_Collin> (22) Good point
[03:33:46] Squeak_Araatus(27) bends over to get it
[03:33:53] Squeak_Araatus(27) says: oh boy i sure could get raped now
[03:33:58] The_Prosege(47) whispers: Classic Sex Move...
[03:33:58] Squeak_Araatus(27) says: and no one would see or know
[03:34:01] Squeak_Araatus(27) says: but who
[03:34:01] Antonio_Gvardia(3) smells tuna.
*Squeak starts dancing like a stripper.
[03:34:17] David_Luciano(18) shouts: officer Squeak , how do you do that?!!
[03:34:29] Pot_Head(59) sticks penis in squeak, impregnating him
[03:34:35] Squeak_Araatus(27) says: ow
[03:34:43] Squeak_Araatus(27): Police Radio: i got raped, Over.
[03:34:46] Squeak_Araatus(27): Police Radio: black man raped me, Over.
[03:34:49] Squeak_Araatus(27) says: FREEZE
[03:34:59] You were suspected by officer Darwish_Costello(45) for raping
[03:34:59] Antonio_Gvardia(3) says: Wasnt me.
[03:35:00] Squeak_Araatus(27) shouts: I SAW YOU!!
[03:35:02] Squeak_Araatus(27) shouts: YOU RAPED ME!!
[03:35:08] Squeak_Araatus(27) shouts: I HAD TO CREAMPIE!!
[03:35:11] Antonio_Gvardia(3) points to David
[03:35:20] Squeak_Araatus(27) says: NO HES WHITE
>> Creampie, LOL! Porn much?
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[03:34:29] Pot_Head(59) sticks penis in squeak, impregnating him
[03:34:59] Antonio_Gvardia(3) says: Wasnt me.
[03:35:00] Squeak_Araatus(27) shouts: I SAW YOU!!
[03:35:02] Squeak_Araatus(27) shouts: YOU RAPED ME!!
[03:35:08] Squeak_Araatus(27) shouts: I HAD TO CREAMPIE!!
[03:35:11] Antonio_Gvardia(3) points to David
[03:35:20] Squeak_Araatus(27) says: NO HES WHITE
:rofl:
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Afterwards, I shot Squeak. Then, I got rammed half way down Pershing Square, and got shot down.
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:rofl: :rofl:
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[TSG]Anna_Rose(8) put the Briefcase in the ground and opens it
[TSG]Anna_Rose(8) takes out license and passport
Judson_Felder(14) says: OH SHIT ITS A
Judson_Felder(14) says: license and passport
Poor cop thought it was gonna be a gun :hah:
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I bet the briefcase got stuck in the ground and she never knew what is inside :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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[23:31:14] <Antonio_Gvardia> (100) today i ate 9 kekbab pizzas
[23:31:26] <[ARFD]kebabpizza> (106) dont belive ya
[23:31:34] <Antonio_Gvardia> (100) LoL
[23:31:38] <Sandisk.> (67) LoL
I really didn't know he was online.
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Kevin.: (65) Sup KevinTheGay
KevinTheGay: (69) nothing much, being gay
David_Marlen: (53) o.O
[TCL]Twenty: (57) lol
ADVERTISEMENT: EVERYBODY LEAVE TWENTY ALONE STOP HITTING HER SHES ONLY A GIRL, contact Rebecca_Black(Phone:888)
[TCL]Jane: (113) LOL
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ADVERTISEMENT: EVERYBODY LEAVE TWENTY ALONE STOP HITTING HER SHES ONLY A GIRL, contact Rebecca_Black(Phone:888)
[TCL]Jane: (113) LOL
Its Friidayyy Fridayyy xD
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ADVERTISEMENT: EVERYBODY LEAVE TWENTY ALONE STOP HITTING HER SHES ONLY A GIRL, contact Rebecca_Black(Phone:888)
[TCL]Jane: (113) LOL
That must be old - He's banned
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[23:35:52] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Wayne_Carter(16):{FFFFFF} What does IDK means?
[23:35:58] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Vegas_Corleone(31):{FFFFFF} I don't know
[23:35:59] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] [Rstar]HellKnight(22):{FFFFFF} I don't know
[23:36:06] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Wayne_Carter(16):{FFFFFF} OMG does any1 knoe??
:lol:
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[23:31:14] <Antonio_Gvardia> (100) today i ate 9 kekbab pizzas
[23:31:26] <[ARFD]kebabpizza> (106) dont belive ya
[23:31:34] <Antonio_Gvardia> (100) LoL
[23:31:38] <Sandisk.> (67) LoL
I really didn't know he was online.
it's not funny when you post your own :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:
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it's not funny when you post your own :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:
if it contains "LoL" spam, its funny
own or not
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[23:35:52] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Wayne_Carter(16):{FFFFFF} What does IDK means?
[23:35:58] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Vegas_Corleone(31):{FFFFFF} I don't know
[23:35:59] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] [Rstar]HellKnight(22):{FFFFFF} I don't know
[23:36:06] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Wayne_Carter(16):{FFFFFF} OMG does any1 knoe??
:lol:
:rofl:[23:31:14] <Antonio_Gvardia> (100) today i ate 9 kekbab pizzas
[23:31:26] <[ARFD]kebabpizza> (106) dont belive ya
[23:31:34] <Antonio_Gvardia> (100) LoL
[23:31:38] <Sandisk.> (67) LoL
I really didn't know he was online.
:lol:
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[23:35:52] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Wayne_Carter(16):{FFFFFF} What does IDK means?
[23:35:58] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Vegas_Corleone(31):{FFFFFF} I don't know
[23:35:59] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] [Rstar]HellKnight(22):{FFFFFF} I don't know
[23:36:06] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Wayne_Carter(16):{FFFFFF} OMG does any1 knoe??
:lol:
:lol: :rofl:
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[23:35:52] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Wayne_Carter(16):{FFFFFF} What does IDK means?
[23:35:58] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Vegas_Corleone(31):{FFFFFF} I don't know
[23:35:59] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] [Rstar]HellKnight(22):{FFFFFF} I don't know
[23:36:06] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Wayne_Carter(16):{FFFFFF} OMG does any1 knoe??
:lol:
LOL :lol: :lol:
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[23:35:52] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Wayne_Carter(16):{FFFFFF} What does IDK means?
[23:35:58] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Vegas_Corleone(31):{FFFFFF} I don't know
[23:35:59] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] [Rstar]HellKnight(22):{FFFFFF} I don't know
[23:36:06] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Wayne_Carter(16):{FFFFFF} OMG does any1 knoe??
:lol:
Now that's funny. Reminded me of this back on MTA:VC (http://www.argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?topic=384.msg8146#msg8146):
+PzP+9r2e5i0: what if ffs??
+PzP+9r2e5i0: *is
GaF: for f**k sakes
+PzP+9r2e5i0: oh..
(30s l8er)
+PzP+9r2e5i0: ffs im hungry
GaF: Fast Food Service your hungry?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:lol:
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Someone post something thats actually funny.... :cry:
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Someone post something thats actually funny.... :cry:
[00:47:48] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Lovro_Greco(5):{FFFFFF} Max speed of Phoenix?
[00:47:54] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] [Rakich](50):{FFFFFF} 173
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[15:22:44] John_Tattaglia(49) says: Hello
[15:22:50] =AV=Janek(99) says: Meat or vegetable soup?
[15:22:59] John_Tattaglia(49) says: Whatever sir i am starving
[15:23:09] =AV=Janek(99) takes a bowl and spoon
[15:23:13] =AV=Janek(99) says: Here
[15:23:23] =AV=Janek(99) takes a big spoon of it and puts it in the bowl
[15:23:33] =AV=Janek(99) says: Want some bread too?
[15:23:38] John_Tattaglia(49) says: Yeah sure
[15:23:41] =AV=Janek(99) takes the bowl
[15:24:01] =AV=Janek(99) gives him the bread
[15:24:14] John_Tattaglia(49) gets the bread
[15:24:46] =AV=Janek(99) says: Meat or vegetable?
[15:24:46] John_Tattaglia(49) eats some of the soup with bread
[15:24:51] Kris_Sanders(32) says: Meat.
[15:25:05] =AV=Janek(99) takes a bowl and soup
[15:25:08] =AV=Janek(99) says: spoon*
[15:25:11] =AV=Janek(99) hands it to the biker man
[15:25:16] Kris_Sanders(32) takes it.
[15:25:24] Kris_Sanders(32) whispers: Also Father, do you have conffession hours?
[15:25:32] =AV=Janek(99) takes the bread and gives it to him
[15:25:33] John_Tattaglia(49) eats some more soup with bread
[15:25:40] =AV=Janek(99) says: Whenever you like
[15:26:59] John_Tattaglia(49) eats some more soup with bread
[15:27:13] Kris_Sanders(32) waits for John to leave so he does his confession.
[15:27:18] John_Tattaglia(49) finishes his soup
[15:27:31] John_Tattaglia(49) puts the soap on the "Table"
[15:27:38] John_Tattaglia(49) says: OMG SOAP)????))
[15:27:38] Soap? (Kris_Sanders(32))
Umm soap? :d
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After like 3-4 server crashes in role:
Marcu_hudson i'm not gonna say who i'm quoting now, but someone said server is now in most stable times of all
FDGod0204 WHY RESTART SERVER ALL THE TIME !?!?
[Rstar]Louis Very funny marcus.
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After like 3-4 server crashes in role:
(http://i1205.photobucket.com/albums/bb435/Marcus_Ferreira/beztytuu.jpg)
Very funny Marcus.
In fact it was. My comment is http://trommelyd.no/ (http://trommelyd.no/)
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Lol :lol:
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That's the last time I sit in with another civilian and a cop...the civilian accidently runs the cop over, and the cop moans all the way to the hospital :D
Just before the photo:
Tom_holden Hmm, or pizza
Tom holden pIzza
Jared_Boyd im gonne die u ned to help me
Tom_holden i was a cop in enother life, don't worry
Tom_holden grins
Jared_Boyed and stop speedin i am a police officer u kno
Tom_holden Oh yeah, sorry... thought your're dying in my car!
Jared_Boyd: I need to go to hospital!
Tom_Holden: Or you could get some pizza...
BenThePenguin: Nom pizza!
Jared_Boyd: Can we go to the hospital now?
<rRest of chatlog on screenshot above>
The bit about speeding had me creasing :lol:
-removed picture and typed out the log
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Why do something pointless? Everyone here can see I cut down the size of the screenshot, so it wasn't just laziness. If a rule is there to prevent spam, then doing what I did does not affect anything.
The rule shouldn't even need to be there.
With anyone else, I'd say wanna-be admin, but it'd be an epic facepalm as you are one, well...IG.
Anyway, I think everyone has read enough of off-topic stuff...it doesn't really matter tbf.
If you wanna explain this to Aragorn who came up with this rule in the first place, go ahead and be my guest. Until then, rules are rules.
Daniel_Marquez: (96) where can i get life?
[TCL]Twenty: (31) E-bay
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My main objection is with Grz's attitude, which I've always seen as the IRL "cocky manager" attitude...it disgusts me.
A simple "could you type it up instead" would have received a much more positive response from me, that the typical response of "onfg he broke the rules, I kill him"...
As someone who knows Grzesiek, his negative responses are mostly triggered by rulebreakers, moaners, and trolls.
Ladies and gentlemen, it finally happened. (second picture)
(http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk188/Schitter_95/loltai1.png)
(http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk188/Schitter_95/loltai2.png)
Special thanks to Elite for digging this up. :lol:
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lol
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[15:25:23] <[WS]Jones_Collin> (93) Twenty, How has Jeffrey Not kickd you yet
[15:25:23] <Matt_Steinberg> (7) You two look good together xD
[15:25:27] <Vegas_Corleone> (35) veod 4$
[15:25:28] <TeaM_Zaila> (54) lol
[15:25:28] <[TCL]Twenty> (31) not yet
[15:25:32] <[TCL]Twenty> (31) he will soon
[15:25:33] Smith_Gambino(15) has joined the server from Egypt
[15:25:34] [TCL]Twenty (31) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
[15:25:38] <Emre_Carnell> (43) lool
[15:25:38] <[WS]Jones_Collin> (93) Lol
[15:25:44] <Matt_Steinberg> (7) LOL
[15:25:45] <Tom_Wilson> (51) Lol
[15:25:47] <TeaM_Zaila> (54) lmao
[15:25:49] <Matt_Steinberg> (7) rofl
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As someone who knows Grzesiek, his negative responses are mostly triggered by rulebreakers, moaners, and trolls.
Ladies and gentlemen, it finally happened. (second picture)
(http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk188/Schitter_95/loltai1.png)
(http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk188/Schitter_95/loltai2.png)
Special thanks to Elite for digging this up. :lol:
^ Are you trolling? :trust:
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[15:25:23] <[WS]Jones_Collin> (93) Twenty, How has Jeffrey Not kickd you yet
[15:25:23] <Matt_Steinberg> (7) You two look good together xD
[15:25:27] <Vegas_Corleone> (35) veod 4$
[15:25:28] <TeaM_Zaila> (54) lol
[15:25:28] <[TCL]Twenty> (31) not yet
[15:25:32] <[TCL]Twenty> (31) he will soon
[15:25:33] Smith_Gambino(15) has joined the server from Egypt
[15:25:34] [TCL]Twenty (31) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
[15:25:38] <Emre_Carnell> (43) lool
[15:25:38] <[WS]Jones_Collin> (93) Lol
[15:25:44] <Matt_Steinberg> (7) LOL
[15:25:45] <Tom_Wilson> (51) Lol
[15:25:47] <TeaM_Zaila> (54) lmao
[15:25:49] <Matt_Steinberg> (7) rofl
:lol:
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(http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk188/Schitter_95/loltai1.png)
(http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk188/Schitter_95/loltai2.png)
Special thanks to Elite for digging this up. :lol:
Did you read why Ben was moaning at Grz?
how about screenshots not allowed, retype everything?
Just cause its a screenie of text doesn't mean you get away with it.
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You guys really can't keep a topic uncluttered, can you?
The rule is simple - no screencaps of logs. Why can't you follow even such a simple rule...
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Sorry Grz... :(
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You guys really can't keep a topic uncluttered, can you?
The rule is simple - no screencaps of logs. Why can't you follow even such a simple rule...
JDC Dunnit D;
we jus makin fun of the irony of him backing you up then doing exactly what you were talkin about :3
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we jus makin fun of the irony of him backing you up then doing exactly what you were talkin about :3
I think we were being trolled... :cry: :bye:
And to hop the topic back on the rails...
[15:25:23] <[WS]Jones_Collin> (93) Twenty, How has Jeffrey Not kickd you yet
[15:25:23] <Matt_Steinberg> (7) You two look good together xD
[15:25:27] <Vegas_Corleone> (35) veod 4$
[15:25:28] <TeaM_Zaila> (54) lol
[15:25:28] <[TCL]Twenty> (31) not yet
[15:25:32] <[TCL]Twenty> (31) he will soon
[15:25:33] Smith_Gambino(15) has joined the server from Egypt
[15:25:34] [TCL]Twenty (31) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
[15:25:38] <Emre_Carnell> (43) lool
[15:25:38] <[WS]Jones_Collin> (93) Lol
[15:25:44] <Matt_Steinberg> (7) LOL
[15:25:45] <Tom_Wilson> (51) Lol
[15:25:47] <TeaM_Zaila> (54) lmao
[15:25:49] <Matt_Steinberg> (7) rofl
Lmfao! Its a classic...like I got kicked by Jeffrey when I was trying to find the right place to stand to open the gates at Mordor :lol:
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Kevin_McCollins: Mike_Hawk - how do we spell your name? it sounds like "My cock"D:
James_Martini: thats the point
James_Martini: he's friends with Mike Hunt
LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOL OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA Made my day.
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[EVIL]Ontroll was banned by SkyHawk(73) for Cash hacks.
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[EVIL]Ontroll was banned by SkyHawk(73) for Cash hacks.
I knew that Onotroll was cash hacking!
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[EVIL]Ontroll was banned by SkyHawk(73) for Cash hacks.
:redface:
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[EVIL]Ontroll was banned by SkyHawk(73) for Cash hacks.
LOL! What the heck have I missed :conf:
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LOL! What the heck have I missed :conf:
the fact theres no "o" after the "On" bit in that name maybe? :roll:
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the fact theres no "o" after the "On" bit in that name maybe? :roll:
Thanks for helped me what I missed :lol:
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Frankie_Mendoza was banned by [RSTAR]xcasio for Fly hacks [Frankie]
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lol
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lol
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Poor Sean :lol:
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(http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/3739/samp000zj.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/17/samp000zj.png/)
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if I see a fucking screenshot in this topic one more time...
ATTENTION: Today the winning number is 1.
Lottery News: sht04052 has won the jackpot of $1111111.
Lottery News: Andeey_Anastasi has won the jackpot of $1111111.
Lottery News: Julian_Garver has won the jackpot of $1111111.
Lottery News: =AV=9r2e5i3k has won the jackpot of $1111111.
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Frankie_Mendoza was banned by [RSTAR]xcasio for Fly hacks [Frankie]
:(
Post Merge: November 11, 2011, 07:14:11 am
Admin [WS]Frankie_Mendoza(8): Roman, you selling your heroins?
Admin Roman_Collin(18): stats em
Admin [WS]Frankie_Mendoza(8): HOLY
Admin Roman_Collin(18): Not that ..
Admin Roman_Collin(18): I mean no heroin
Admin [WS]Frankie_Mendoza(8): I saw your cash man!
Admin [WS]Frankie_Mendoza(8): Give me a bit of that.w
Admin [WS]Frankie_Mendoza(8): PLEASE.
Admin [Rstar]EliteTerm(17): Hey hey relax
Admin [Rstar]EliteTerm(17): oh damn $16million?
Admin [Rstar]EliteTerm(17): GIMMIE
Admin Roman_Collin(18): LOL
Admin Roman_Collin(18): bank lol
Admin [WS]Frankie_Mendoza(8): LOL
Admin [Rstar]EliteTerm(17): :P
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Only 16 millions, Roman :eek:
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Only 16 millions, Roman :eek:
He's a hard working man. :)
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if I see a f**king screenshot in this topic one more time...
ATTENTION: Today the winning number is 1.
Lottery News: sht04052 has won the jackpot of $1111111.
Lottery News: Andeey_Anastasi has won the jackpot of $1111111.
Lottery News: Julian_Garver has won the jackpot of $1111111.
Lottery News: =AV=9r2e5i3k has won the jackpot of $1111111.
LOL XD
Admin [WS]Frankie_Mendoza(8): Roman, you selling your heroins?
Admin Roman_Collin(18): stats em
Admin [WS]Frankie_Mendoza(8): HOLY
Admin Roman_Collin(18): Not that ..
Admin Roman_Collin(18): I mean no heroin
Admin [WS]Frankie_Mendoza(8): I saw your cash man!
Admin [WS]Frankie_Mendoza(8): Give me a bit of that.w
Admin [WS]Frankie_Mendoza(8): PLEASE.
Admin [Rstar]EliteTerm(17): Hey hey relax
Admin [Rstar]EliteTerm(17): oh damn $16million?
Admin [Rstar]EliteTerm(17): GIMMIE
Admin Roman_Collin(18): LOL
Admin Roman_Collin(18): bank lol
Admin [WS]Frankie_Mendoza(8): LOL
Admin [Rstar]EliteTerm(17): :P
LMAO
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:D :D :D
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:(
Post Merge: November 11, 2011, 07:14:11 am
Admin [WS]Frankie_Mendoza(8): Roman, you selling your heroins?
Admin Roman_Collin(18): stats em
Admin [WS]Frankie_Mendoza(8): HOLY
Admin Roman_Collin(18): Not that ..
Admin Roman_Collin(18): I mean no heroin
Admin [WS]Frankie_Mendoza(8): I saw your cash man!
Admin [WS]Frankie_Mendoza(8): Give me a bit of that.w
Admin [WS]Frankie_Mendoza(8): PLEASE.
Admin [Rstar]EliteTerm(17): Hey hey relax
Admin [Rstar]EliteTerm(17): oh damn $16million?
Admin [Rstar]EliteTerm(17): GIMMIE
Admin Roman_Collin(18): LOL
Admin Roman_Collin(18): bank lol
Admin [WS]Frankie_Mendoza(8): LOL
Admin [Rstar]EliteTerm(17): :P
Ohh I laughed :lol:
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:(
Post Merge: November 11, 2011, 07:14:11 am
Admin [WS]Frankie_Mendoza(8): Roman, you selling your heroins?
Admin Roman_Collin(18): stats em
Admin [WS]Frankie_Mendoza(8): HOLY
Admin Roman_Collin(18): Not that ..
Admin Roman_Collin(18): I mean no heroin
Admin [WS]Frankie_Mendoza(8): I saw your cash man!
Admin [WS]Frankie_Mendoza(8): Give me a bit of that.w
Admin [WS]Frankie_Mendoza(8): PLEASE.
Admin [Rstar]EliteTerm(17): Hey hey relax
Admin [Rstar]EliteTerm(17): oh damn $16million?
Admin [Rstar]EliteTerm(17): GIMMIE
Admin Roman_Collin(18): LOL
Admin Roman_Collin(18): bank lol
Admin [WS]Frankie_Mendoza(8): LOL
Admin [Rstar]EliteTerm(17): :P
LOL
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During a passport test...
[20:38:31] [WS]Mash_Collin(18) says: What to do if you're falsely suspected?
[20:39:20] HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: [NP]HiroAlterlis check out and suspect if needed
[20:39:20] HQ: Possible crime: I was falsely suspected and i have surrendered, i require investigation
[20:39:20] HQ: Suspect: Unknown
[20:39:21] Troon(27) says: request an investigation
Haha, I've no idea how this could match so good but it's terrific :lol:
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During a passport test...
[20:38:31] [WS]Mash_Collin(18) says: What to do if you're falsely suspected?
[20:39:20] HQ: All Units APB: Reporter: [NP]HiroAlterlis check out and suspect if needed
[20:39:20] HQ: Possible crime: I was falsely suspected and i have surrendered, i require investigation
[20:39:20] HQ: Suspect: Unknown
[20:39:21] Troon(27) says: request an investigation
Haha, I've no idea how this could match so good but it's terrific :lol:
lmao good timing! i like it this one
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Haha, I've no idea how this could match so good but it's terrific :lol:
What a coincidence :lol:
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[14:23:48] PM from Groid(13): Jim's
[14:23:57] PM from [Jedi]Vince_Jr(5): Jim Street pwnt
[14:24:01] PM from Ricardo_Banderaz(93): Jim Jimm'n Jimmy!
True winners :cool:
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[14:23:35] ADVERTISEMENT: Ed, Edd'n Eddy VS. (Jim_Street,Jim_ConRoy, Jimmy_Cuneo), contact [Op4]Jim_Street(Phone:1881)
[14:23:35] ADVERTISEMENT: Jim, Jimm'n Jimmy! Who wins?? /pm 83 your answer!!, contact [Op4]Jim_Street(Phone:1881)
[14:23:48] PM from Groid(13): Jim's
[14:23:57] PM from [Jedi]Vince_Jr(5): Jim Street pwnt
[14:24:01] PM from Ricardo_Banderaz(93): Jim Jimm'n Jimmy!
haha nice /ad :D
True winners :cool:
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Leroy_Kolta:(34) lol
[G6]Jeffrey_Tatum(31) says: im dead ))
DuX_Carter: (25) Tp back or die
Cops are outside..(10)
Damon_Moore(32) says: Call EMS
Zleno.Tomohawnk(17) has joined the server from Malaysia
Matt_Steinberg: (23) Lol
DuX_Carter: (25) ..
Ken_Rick(39) says: why u talk while death
[G6]Jeffrey_Tatum(31) says: Got a heart attack ))
[G6]Jeffrey_Tatum(31) says: Lol omg ))
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lol
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Morphine_CorleoneT: (83) I swear you cops are more corrupt than the American bank atm
Luigi_Corleone.: (7) lol Morph
[TCL]Twenty: (53) Lol @ ID 48's name
[TCL]Twenty: (53) And his job
Stomach_Problem: (48) no its serious though
Bob_sanders: (39) lol
Tom_Armstrong(10) has joined the server from United States
Tom_Armstrong: (10) yo motherf**kers
[TCL]Twenty: (83) yo
sandisk.: (25) hi
I_Am_Error: (57) wat
RickSforza: (11) LOL
Tom_Armstrong was kicked by [Rstar]Razor(40) for See you.
Antti_Anaali(30) has joined the server
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[TCL]Twenty: (31) LOL
PM from Zane.(102): SEXXX
PM from Zane.(102): SEXX :D
PM to Zane.(102): wut
PM from Zane.(102): Whut u manwhore?
PM to Zane.(102): ya
PM from Zane.(102) f**kKKK LOL
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Morphine_CorleoneT: (83) I swear you cops are more corrupt than the American bank atm
Luigi_Corleone.: (7) lol Morph
Haha, this one was awesome :lol:
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PM from Zane.(102): SEXXX
PM from Zane.(102): SEXX :D
PM to Zane.(102): wut
PM from Zane.(102): Whut u manwhore?
PM to Zane.(102): ya
PM from Zane.(102) f**kKKK LOL
Lol at this...I could imagine his face after that:
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRVDnM7CcZcTReiiKPn2zsmSR_cFqa-S0tXmRujTscw_HRcR5yLTZIiGVRSAA)
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Haha, this one was awesome :lol:
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Not the most funny but anyway
PM to [Rstar]Daxx(93): Hello
PM from [Rstar]Daxx(93): Hi
PM to [Rstar]Daxx(93): Could you give a passport to ID:92 ? He passed the exam this afternoon
PM from [Rstar]Daxx(93): could you show you're cmb ?
PM to [Rstar]Daxx(93): /cmbadmins :D
PM from [Rstar]Daxx(93): oh
PM from [Rstar]Daxx(93): done :P
PM to [Rstar]Daxx(93): Thx, I'm glad to have pwn you :D
PM from [Rstar]Daxx(93): :(
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Not the most funny but anyway
PM to [Rstar]Daxx(93): Hello
PM from [Rstar]Daxx(93): Hi
PM to [Rstar]Daxx(93): Could you give a passport to ID:92 ? He passed the exam this afternoon
PM from [Rstar]Daxx(93): could you show you're cmb ?
PM to [Rstar]Daxx(93): /cmbadmins :D
PM from [Rstar]Daxx(93): oh
PM from [Rstar]Daxx(93): done :P
PM to [Rstar]Daxx(93): Thx, I'm glad to have pwn you :D
PM from [Rstar]Daxx(93): :(
hahahahahahahhahahah
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Not the most funny but anyway
PM to [Rstar]Daxx(93): Hello
PM from [Rstar]Daxx(93): Hi
PM to [Rstar]Daxx(93): Could you give a passport to ID:92 ? He passed the exam this afternoon
PM from [Rstar]Daxx(93): could you show you're cmb ?
PM to [Rstar]Daxx(93): /cmbadmins :D
PM from [Rstar]Daxx(93): oh
PM from [Rstar]Daxx(93): done :P
PM to [Rstar]Daxx(93): Thx, I'm glad to have pwn you :D
PM from [Rstar]Daxx(93): :(
hahahahahahahahahaa xD
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Not the most funny but anyway
PM to [Rstar]Daxx(93): Hello
PM from [Rstar]Daxx(93): Hi
PM to [Rstar]Daxx(93): Could you give a passport to ID:92 ? He passed the exam this afternoon
PM from [Rstar]Daxx(93): could you show you're cmb ?
PM to [Rstar]Daxx(93): /cmbadmins :D
PM from [Rstar]Daxx(93): oh
PM from [Rstar]Daxx(93): done :P
PM to [Rstar]Daxx(93): Thx, I'm glad to have pwn you :D
PM from [Rstar]Daxx(93): :(
I didn't know of such command :(
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My lucky day
you sent $500000 to the bank account of [Rstar]Joker(0)
[Rstar]Joker(0) Says: Go
Andeey.(37) tries his luck and rolls the dice. the dice lands on a 2.
Andeey.(37) tries his luck and rolls the dice. the dice lands on a 2.
[Rstar]Joker(0) Says: Rofl
[Rstar]Joker(0) Tries his luck and Rolls the dice. The dice lands on a 1.
[Rstar]Joker(0) Tries his luck and Rolls the dice. The dice lands on a 2.
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Lucky :p
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My lucky day
you sent $500000 to the bank account of [Rstar]Joker(0)
[Rstar]Joker(0) Says: Go
Andeey.(37) tries his luck and rolls the dice. the dice lands on a 2.
Andeey.(37) tries his luck and rolls the dice. the dice lands on a 2.
[Rstar]Joker(0) Says: Rofl
[Rstar]Joker(0) Tries his luck and Rolls the dice. The dice lands on a 1.
[Rstar]Joker(0) Tries his luck and Rolls the dice. The dice lands on a 2.
Expect the unexpected :rofl:
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Morphine_CorleoneT: (83) I swear you cops are more corrupt than the American bank atm
Luigi_Corleone.: (7) lol Morph
[TCL]Twenty: (53) Lol @ ID 48's name
[TCL]Twenty: (53) And his job
Stomach_Problem: (48) no its serious though
Bob_sanders: (39) lol
Tom_Armstrong(10) has joined the server from United States
Tom_Armstrong: (10) yo motherf**kers
[TCL]Twenty: (83) yo
sandisk.: (25) hi
I_Am_Error: (57) wat
RickSforza: (11) LOL
Tom_Armstrong was kicked by [Rstar]Razor(40) for See you.
Antti_Anaali(30) has joined the server
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[TCL]Twenty: (31) LOL
PM from Zane.(102): SEXXX
PM from Zane.(102): SEXX :D
PM to Zane.(102): wut
PM from Zane.(102): Whut u manwhore?
PM to Zane.(102): ya
PM from Zane.(102) f**kKKK LOL
ahaha all this made ​​me laugh
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Morphine_CorleoneT: (83) I swear you cops are more corrupt than the American bank atm
Luigi_Corleone.: (7) lol Morph
[TCL]Twenty: (53) Lol @ ID 48's name
[TCL]Twenty: (53) And his job
Stomach_Problem: (48) no its serious though
Bob_sanders: (39) lol
Tom_Armstrong(10) has joined the server from United States
Tom_Armstrong: (10) yo motherf**kers
[TCL]Twenty: (83) yo
sandisk.: (25) hi
I_Am_Error: (57) wat
RickSforza: (11) LOL
Tom_Armstrong was kicked by [Rstar]Razor(40) for See you.
Antti_Anaali(30) has joined the server
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Antti_Anaali(43) has joined the server
Antti_Anaali(76) has joined the server
[TCL]Twenty: (31) LOL
PM from Zane.(102): SEXXX
PM from Zane.(102): SEXX :D
PM to Zane.(102): wut
PM from Zane.(102): Whut u manwhore?
PM to Zane.(102): ya
PM from Zane.(102) f**kKKK LOL
:rofl: :rofl:
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When an advertiser fails and spams the wrong IP.
[19:10:04] <Lafgathi> (59) Please come to server PLS its best RP server IP : 178.63.52.144:7777 !!
[19:10:05] <MrTrane> (20) oooaaaa oaahh
[19:10:05] <Lafgathi> (59) Please come to server PLS its best RP server IP : 178.63.52.144:7777 !!
[19:10:05] <Lafgathi> (59) Please come to server PLS its best RP server IP : 178.63.52.144:7777 !!
[19:10:05] <Lafgathi> (59) Please come to server PLS its best RP server IP : 178.63.52.144:7777 !!
[19:10:05] <Lafgathi> (59) Please come to server PLS its best RP server IP : 178.63.52.144:7777 !!
[19:10:06] <Lafgathi> (59) Please come to server PLS its best RP server IP : 178.63.52.144:7777 !!
[19:10:06] <Lafgathi> (59) Please come to server PLS its best RP server IP : 178.63.52.144:7777 !!
[19:10:07] <Lafgathi> (59) Please come to server PLS its best RP server IP : 178.63.52.144:7777 !!
[19:10:08] <MrTrane> (20) no
[19:10:09] <[GP]Boris> (27) ok!
[19:10:10] <[WS]SnowBalls> (57) LOL
[19:10:12] <Mircea_Niko> (35) LOLK
[19:10:13] <Link_Araatus> (43) If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
[19:10:14] <[AF]Hevar_Elitee> (87) lol
[19:10:16] <Jack_McBoss> (40) pwnsauce
[19:10:18] <E14Mandam> (37) LOOL FUK UR SERVER
[19:10:21] <Link_Araatus> (43) Carry ooon! Carry on...
[19:10:22] <Walter_Kartel> (23) stop
[19:10:22] <eymas> (64) and no one gives a f**k about it.
[19:10:24] <Rodrico_GvardiaT> (28) 7l keres fazer rp?
[19:10:25] <Link_Araatus> (43) Cause nothing really matters..
[19:10:26] <Walter_Kartel> (23) dont talk
[19:10:28] Mc.Pereira_Nassoni(24) has joined the server from Portugal.
[19:10:28] <Jim_Street.> (49) wait wasn't that Argonath IP?
[19:10:30] <[TCL]Twenty> (46) Lmao that goes to funny chat logs
[19:10:35] <[AF]Hevar_Elitee> (87) Jim lol
[19:10:36] <Walter_Kartel> (23) See the IP
[19:10:36] <[WS]SnowBalls> (57) lol
[19:10:36] <[ADF]Abby_Steinberg> (53) It is
[19:10:38] <[WS]SnowBalls> (57) it is
[19:10:39] <Rare> (17) I swear if someone carjacks me i rage.
[19:10:39] <[WS]SnowBalls> (57) ahahaha
[19:10:42] <MrTrane> (20) lol yes he failed!
[19:10:42] <Link_Araatus> (43) LOL! That was the Argonath server IP !
[19:10:44] <Affonso_Falcone> (98) /kiss 2 Gedzo
[19:10:44] <Link_Araatus> (43) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[19:10:45] <Jim_Street.> (49) haahahahahahhAHah!!
[19:10:45] <eymas> (64) Haha
[19:10:45] <MrTrane> (20) he failed
[19:10:47] <Mircea_Niko> (35) That was Argo IP LOLZ!!!
[19:10:49] <MrTrane> (20) loooool
[19:10:51] <[AoD]Johnny_Gatt> (77) Fail
[19:10:51] Mr.Remo_Gulucan.(27) has joined the server from Israel.
[19:10:52] <[TCL]Twenty> (46) lmfao
[19:10:53] <[WS]SnowBalls> (57) trololol fail advertiser
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When an advertiser fails and spams the wrong IP.
[19:10:04] <Lafgathi> (59) Please come to server PLS its best RP server IP : 178.63.52.144:7777 !!
[19:10:05] <MrTrane> (20) oooaaaa oaahh
[19:10:05] <Lafgathi> (59) Please come to server PLS its best RP server IP : 178.63.52.144:7777 !!
[19:10:05] <Lafgathi> (59) Please come to server PLS its best RP server IP : 178.63.52.144:7777 !!
[19:10:05] <Lafgathi> (59) Please come to server PLS its best RP server IP : 178.63.52.144:7777 !!
[19:10:05] <Lafgathi> (59) Please come to server PLS its best RP server IP : 178.63.52.144:7777 !!
[19:10:06] <Lafgathi> (59) Please come to server PLS its best RP server IP : 178.63.52.144:7777 !!
[19:10:06] <Lafgathi> (59) Please come to server PLS its best RP server IP : 178.63.52.144:7777 !!
[19:10:07] <Lafgathi> (59) Please come to server PLS its best RP server IP : 178.63.52.144:7777 !!
[19:10:08] <MrTrane> (20) no
[19:10:09] <[GP]Boris> (27) ok!
[19:10:10] <[WS]SnowBalls> (57) LOL
[19:10:12] <Mircea_Niko> (35) LOLK
[19:10:13] <Link_Araatus> (43) If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
[19:10:14] <[AF]Hevar_Elitee> (87) lol
[19:10:16] <Jack_McBoss> (40) pwnsauce
[19:10:18] <E14Mandam> (37) LOOL FUK UR SERVER
[19:10:21] <Link_Araatus> (43) Carry ooon! Carry on...
[19:10:22] <Walter_Kartel> (23) stop
[19:10:22] <eymas> (64) and no one gives a f**k about it.
[19:10:24] <Rodrico_GvardiaT> (28) 7l keres fazer rp?
[19:10:25] <Link_Araatus> (43) Cause nothing really matters..
[19:10:26] <Walter_Kartel> (23) dont talk
[19:10:28] Mc.Pereira_Nassoni(24) has joined the server from Portugal.
[19:10:28] <Jim_Street.> (49) wait wasn't that Argonath IP?
[19:10:30] <[TCL]Twenty> (46) Lmao that goes to funny chat logs
[19:10:35] <[AF]Hevar_Elitee> (87) Jim lol
[19:10:36] <Walter_Kartel> (23) See the IP
[19:10:36] <[WS]SnowBalls> (57) lol
[19:10:36] <[ADF]Abby_Steinberg> (53) It is
[19:10:38] <[WS]SnowBalls> (57) it is
[19:10:39] <Rare> (17) I swear if someone carjacks me i rage.
[19:10:39] <[WS]SnowBalls> (57) ahahaha
[19:10:42] <MrTrane> (20) lol yes he failed!
[19:10:42] <Link_Araatus> (43) LOL! That was the Argonath server IP !
[19:10:44] <Affonso_Falcone> (98) /kiss 2 Gedzo
[19:10:44] <Link_Araatus> (43) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[19:10:45] <Jim_Street.> (49) haahahahahahhAHah!!
[19:10:45] <eymas> (64) Haha
[19:10:45] <MrTrane> (20) he failed
[19:10:47] <Mircea_Niko> (35) That was Argo IP LOLZ!!!
[19:10:49] <MrTrane> (20) loooool
[19:10:51] <[AoD]Johnny_Gatt> (77) Fail
[19:10:51] Mr.Remo_Gulucan.(27) has joined the server from Israel.
[19:10:52] <[TCL]Twenty> (46) lmfao
[19:10:53] <[WS]SnowBalls> (57) trololol fail advertiser
:rofl: :lol: Damn what epic! Hahaha
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When an advertiser fails and spams the wrong IP.
[shadow=black,center][19:10:04] <Lafgathi> (59) Please come to server PLS its best RP server IP : 178.63.52.144:7777 !!
[19:10:05] <MrTrane> (20) oooaaaa oaahh
[19:10:05] <Lafgathi> (59) Please come to server PLS its best RP server IP : 178.63.52.144:7777 !!
[19:10:05] <Lafgathi> (59) Please come to server PLS its best RP server IP : 178.63.52.144:7777 !!
[19:10:05] <Lafgathi> (59) Please come to server PLS its best RP server IP : 178.63.52.144:7777 !!
[19:10:05] <Lafgathi> (59) Please come to server PLS its best RP server IP : 178.63.52.144:7777 !!
[19:10:06] <Lafgathi> (59) Please come to server PLS its best RP server IP : 178.63.52.144:7777 !!
[19:10:06] <Lafgathi> (59) Please come to server PLS its best RP server IP : 178.63.52.144:7777 !!
[19:10:07] <Lafgathi> (59) Please come to server PLS its best RP server IP : 178.63.52.144:7777 !!
[19:10:08] <MrTrane> (20) no
[19:10:09] <[GP]Boris> (27) ok!
[19:10:10] <[WS]SnowBalls> (57) LOL
[19:10:12] <Mircea_Niko> (35) LOLK
[19:10:13] <Link_Araatus> (43) If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
[19:10:14] <[AF]Hevar_Elitee> (87) lol
[19:10:16] <Jack_McBoss> (40) pwnsauce
[19:10:18] <E14Mandam> (37) LOOL FUK UR SERVER
[19:10:21] <Link_Araatus> (43) Carry ooon! Carry on...
[19:10:22] <Walter_Kartel> (23) stop
[19:10:22] <eymas> (64) and no one gives a f**k about it.
[19:10:24] <Rodrico_GvardiaT> (28) 7l keres fazer rp?
[19:10:25] <Link_Araatus> (43) Cause nothing really matters..
[19:10:26] <Walter_Kartel> (23) dont talk
[19:10:28] Mc.Pereira_Nassoni(24) has joined the server from Portugal.
[19:10:28] <Jim_Street.> (49) wait wasn't that Argonath IP?
[19:10:30] <[TCL]Twenty> (46) Lmao that goes to funny chat logs
[19:10:35] <[AF]Hevar_Elitee> (87) Jim lol
[19:10:36] <Walter_Kartel> (23) See the IP
[19:10:36] <[WS]SnowBalls> (57) lol
[19:10:36] <[ADF]Abby_Steinberg> (53) It is
[19:10:38] <[WS]SnowBalls> (57) it is
[19:10:39] <Rare> (17) I swear if someone carjacks me i rage.
[19:10:39] <[WS]SnowBalls> (57) ahahaha
[19:10:42] <MrTrane> (20) lol yes he failed!
[19:10:42] <Link_Araatus> (43) LOL! That was the Argonath server IP !
[19:10:44] <Affonso_Falcone> (98) /kiss 2 Gedzo
[19:10:44] <Link_Araatus> (43) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[19:10:45] <Jim_Street.> (49) haahahahahahhAHah!!
[19:10:45] <eymas> (64) Haha
[19:10:45] <MrTrane> (20) he failed
[19:10:47] <Mircea_Niko> (35) That was Argo IP LOLZ!!!
[19:10:49] <MrTrane> (20) loooool
[19:10:51] <[AoD]Johnny_Gatt> (77) Fail
[19:10:51] Mr.Remo_Gulucan.(27) has joined the server from Israel.
[19:10:52] <[TCL]Twenty> (46) lmfao
[19:10:53] <[WS]SnowBalls> (57) trololol fail advertiser[/shadow]
LOL!
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That was just awesome :lol:
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>[19:10:18] <E14Mandam> (37) LOOL FUK UR SERVER
Should be warned for flaming the server :poke:
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When an advertiser fails and spams the wrong IP.
[19:10:04] <Lafgathi> (59) Please come to server PLS its best RP server IP : 178.63.52.144:7777 !!
[19:10:05] <MrTrane> (20) oooaaaa oaahh
[19:10:05] <Lafgathi> (59) Please come to server PLS its best RP server IP : 178.63.52.144:7777 !!
[19:10:05] <Lafgathi> (59) Please come to server PLS its best RP server IP : 178.63.52.144:7777 !!
[19:10:05] <Lafgathi> (59) Please come to server PLS its best RP server IP : 178.63.52.144:7777 !!
[19:10:05] <Lafgathi> (59) Please come to server PLS its best RP server IP : 178.63.52.144:7777 !!
[19:10:06] <Lafgathi> (59) Please come to server PLS its best RP server IP : 178.63.52.144:7777 !!
[19:10:06] <Lafgathi> (59) Please come to server PLS its best RP server IP : 178.63.52.144:7777 !!
[19:10:07] <Lafgathi> (59) Please come to server PLS its best RP server IP : 178.63.52.144:7777 !!
[19:10:08] <MrTrane> (20) no
[19:10:09] <[GP]Boris> (27) ok!
[19:10:10] <[WS]SnowBalls> (57) LOL
[19:10:12] <Mircea_Niko> (35) LOLK
[19:10:13] <Link_Araatus> (43) If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
[19:10:14] <[AF]Hevar_Elitee> (87) lol
[19:10:16] <Jack_McBoss> (40) pwnsauce
[19:10:18] <E14Mandam> (37) LOOL FUK UR SERVER
[19:10:21] <Link_Araatus> (43) Carry ooon! Carry on...
[19:10:22] <Walter_Kartel> (23) stop
[19:10:22] <eymas> (64) and no one gives a f**k about it.
[19:10:24] <Rodrico_GvardiaT> (28) 7l keres fazer rp?
[19:10:25] <Link_Araatus> (43) Cause nothing really matters..
[19:10:26] <Walter_Kartel> (23) dont talk
[19:10:28] Mc.Pereira_Nassoni(24) has joined the server from Portugal.
[19:10:28] <Jim_Street.> (49) wait wasn't that Argonath IP?
[19:10:30] <[TCL]Twenty> (46) Lmao that goes to funny chat logs
[19:10:35] <[AF]Hevar_Elitee> (87) Jim lol
[19:10:36] <Walter_Kartel> (23) See the IP
[19:10:36] <[WS]SnowBalls> (57) lol
[19:10:36] <[ADF]Abby_Steinberg> (53) It is
[19:10:38] <[WS]SnowBalls> (57) it is
[19:10:39] <Rare> (17) I swear if someone carjacks me i rage.
[19:10:39] <[WS]SnowBalls> (57) ahahaha
[19:10:42] <MrTrane> (20) lol yes he failed!
[19:10:42] <Link_Araatus> (43) LOL! That was the Argonath server IP !
[19:10:44] <Affonso_Falcone> (98) /kiss 2 Gedzo
[19:10:44] <Link_Araatus> (43) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[19:10:45] <Jim_Street.> (49) haahahahahahhAHah!!
[19:10:45] <eymas> (64) Haha
[19:10:45] <MrTrane> (20) he failed
[19:10:47] <Mircea_Niko> (35) That was Argo IP LOLZ!!!
[19:10:49] <MrTrane> (20) loooool
[19:10:51] <[AoD]Johnny_Gatt> (77) Fail
[19:10:51] Mr.Remo_Gulucan.(27) has joined the server from Israel.
[19:10:52] <[TCL]Twenty> (46) lmfao
[19:10:53] <[WS]SnowBalls> (57) trololol fail advertiser
:rofl:
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>[19:10:18] <E14Mandam> (37) LOOL FUK UR SERVER
Should be warned for flaming the server :poke:
Haha yea :lol:
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When an advertiser fails and spams the wrong IP.
Or he wanted to advertise Argonath on another server but joined us.
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Not the most funny but anyway
PM to [Rstar]Daxx(93): Hello
PM from [Rstar]Daxx(93): Hi
PM to [Rstar]Daxx(93): Could you give a passport to ID:92 ? He passed the exam this afternoon
PM from [Rstar]Daxx(93): could you show you're cmb ?
PM to [Rstar]Daxx(93): /cmbadmins :D
PM from [Rstar]Daxx(93): oh
PM from [Rstar]Daxx(93): done :P
PM to [Rstar]Daxx(93): Thx, I'm glad to have pwn you :D
PM from [Rstar]Daxx(93): :(
I don't get it.
Post Merge: November 25, 2011, 10:27:37 pm
Or he wanted to advertise Argonath on another server but joined us.
Or just dumb.
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When an advertiser fails and spams the wrong IP.
... or knew what everyone was going to say and did it to make you all look like asses after you'd realize.
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ADVERISEMENT: Does it burn when you piss? Call a (para)medic!, contact Frank_Pierce(Phone:421339)
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Reno_Carnell: (134) We didn't start the fire.
FlameMan(33) has joined the server from Poland
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:D
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:D
You have this as your signature as well. :cool:
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Yeah I know. Nexxt sent it to me, after he told me this story :P
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[20:56:32] (x)Johnny(26) was warned by [Rstar]Louis(10) for Spaaaaaaaaaaam.
[20:56:33] (x)Johnny(26) was warned by [Rstar]DellStorm(105) for Spamming /p :( .
[20:56:34] (x)Johnny was kicked by Doggi(143) for amagad spam.
Hypocrites!
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[20:56:32] (x)Johnny(26) was warned by [Rstar]Louis(10) for Spaaaaaaaaaaam.
[20:56:33] (x)Johnny(26) was warned by [Rstar]DellStorm(105) for Spamming /p :( .
[20:56:34] (x)Johnny was kicked by Doggi(143) for amagad spam.
Hypocrites!
Haha.
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[20:56:32] (x)Johnny(26) was warned by [Rstar]Louis(10) for Spaaaaaaaaaaam.
[20:56:33] (x)Johnny(26) was warned by [Rstar]DellStorm(105) for Spamming /p :( .
[20:56:34] (x)Johnny was kicked by Doggi(143) for amagad spam.
Hypocrites!
Haha.
Doggi, why you mean and kick bro :(
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Haha.
Doggi, why you mean and kick bro :(
I think you'll find Doggi tried to warn them ;)
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[20:56:32] (x)Johnny(26) was warned by [Rstar]Louis(10) for Spaaaaaaaaaaam.
[20:56:33] (x)Johnny(26) was warned by [Rstar]DellStorm(105) for Spamming /p :( .
[20:56:34] (x)Johnny was kicked by Doggi(143) for amagad spam.
Hypocrites!
Spam /p = get warn and then kick spam :D.
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[20:56:32] (x)Johnny(26) was warned by [Rstar]Louis(10) for Spaaaaaaaaaaam.
[20:56:33] (x)Johnny(26) was warned by [Rstar]DellStorm(105) for Spamming /p :( .
[20:56:34] (x)Johnny was kicked by Doggi(143) for amagad spam.
Hypocrites!
LOL he got pwned :lol:
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It doesn't matter if Doggi gave him a warn or a kick. 3rd warn = kick.
Still hilarious, definitely a keeper.
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This was after me betting with [DC]Camii, then he brought his friend over, [TGS]Giocco(23) at the casino.
PM to Troy_Bradshaw(1): the guy who bet with me brought another guy, both came out as hobos.
PM from Troy_Bradshaw(1): nice :)
*Few Minutes Later*
It is payday time, you have received $1523.
PM from Troy_Bradshaw(1): lol ur guy just pm'ed me xD
PM to Troy_Bradshaw(1): who?
PM from Troy_Bradshaw(1): id 23
PM to Troy_Bradshaw(1): HAHAHA what did he say?
PM from Troy_Bradshaw(1): Can I have some money plz... LOL@
PM to Troy_Bradshaw(1): LOLZ
PM from Troy_Bradshaw(1): me: why
PM from Troy_Bradshaw(1): id 23: id10, my boyfriend stole my money.
PM to Troy_Bradshaw(1): haha, this is going on the forums.
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[22:44:41] [Rstar]Leroy(42) shouts: This is the LAW ... STOP and SURRENDER now!
[22:44:44] Criminal Bobs_Falcone(10) surrendered. DO NOT KILL THEM, cuff then jail them
[22:44:45] Criminal Moreti(31) surrendered. DO NOT KILL THEM, cuff then jail them
Respect yo :D
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I can imagine them...
"Oshit, it's the fucking chief!! Give up quick before he traps us in the hole of a huge donut!"
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I can imagine them...
"Oshit, it's the f**king chief!! Give up quick before he traps us in the hole of a huge donut!"
Hahahaha :lol:
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I can imagine them...
"Oshit, it's the f**king chief!! Give up quick before he traps us in the hole of a huge donut!"
:rofl: :hah:
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:rofl: :hah:
Ahahha! Made me laugh :D :lol:
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[22:44:41] [Rstar]Leroy(42) shouts: This is the LAW ... STOP and SURRENDER now!
[22:44:44] Criminal Bobs_Falcone(10) surrendered. DO NOT KILL THEM, cuff then jail them
[22:44:45] Criminal Moreti(31) surrendered. DO NOT KILL THEM, cuff then jail them
Respect yo :D
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, A SUSPECT GAVE UP WHEN A COP ASKED HIM TO SURRENDER. HILLARIOUS :banana: :banana: :banana:
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, A SUSPECT GAVE UP WHEN A COP ASKED HIM TO SURRENDER. HILLARIOUS :banana: :banana: :banana:
:D :D :D
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ARGHNATH RPG IN A NUTHSELL
Don't be a menace to Grandma's impala (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT276wf7XP8#)
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I can imagine them...
"Oshit, it's the f**king chief!! Give up quick before he traps us in the hole of a huge donut!"
Hahaha :lol:
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[22:44:41] [Rstar]Leroy(42) shouts: This is the LAW ... STOP and SURRENDER now!
[22:44:44] Criminal Bobs_Falcone(10) surrendered. DO NOT KILL THEM, cuff then jail them
[22:44:45] Criminal Moreti(31) surrendered. DO NOT KILL THEM, cuff then jail them
Respect yo :D
I can imagine them...
"Oshit, it's the f**king chief!! Give up quick before he traps us in the hole of a huge donut!"
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If it was asslicking, I'd have said the chief was pro...it was a joke dumbass.
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[07:42:14] <Reno_Carnell> (18) Doggi, /ajail is for mods?
[07:42:18] <Reno_Carnell> (18) and above?
[07:42:23] You have been admin jailed for 15 seconds.
[07:42:23] Reason: Yep.
[07:42:23] Weapons removed during imprisonment.
[07:57:24] Albert_smith(2) was warned by Ded_Mopo3(10) for driving on top of the car.
[08:04:03] ADVERTISEMENT: [NEWS]Terrorsits have hijacked the plane. If they won't, contact Rintilione_Colombo(Phone:8881)
[08:04:03] ADVERTISEMENT: receive 1.000.000$ they will throw melons on LSPD OH NO!!, contact Rintilione_Colombo(Phone:8881)
[08:04:20] <Ded_Mopo3> (10) 1.000.000 is $1
[08:04:24] <Ded_Mopo3> (10) 1,000,000 is a million
[08:04:25] <Ded_Mopo3> (10) duh
[08:04:33] <Rintilione_Colombo> (16) Well give me 1$ then :D
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Lol,specially at that warning :lol:
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[10:20:19] [Help Chat] frank_boss(28): how to become afk?
[PB]Crazyboyboy.Dogg: (59) help please
[PB]Crazyboyboy.Dogg: (59) id 37 dm
[PB]Crazyboyboy.Dogg: (59) on me
[WS]SeanC: (36) Crazy, you're a suspect.
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[PB]Crazyboyboy.Dogg: (59) help please
[PB]Crazyboyboy.Dogg: (59) id 37 dm
[PB]Crazyboyboy.Dogg: (59) on me
[WS]SeanC: (36) Crazy, you're a suspect.
Not funny and even if you're a suspect, you can still be deathmatched. Being a suspect does not mean anyone can attack you.
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Not funny and even if you're a suspect, you can still be deathmatched. Being a suspect does not mean anyone can attack you.
Unless someone = cop
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Unless someone = cop
Still not funny. Especially in a chat log.
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Yeah I also don't find this funny :P
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Gary_Ancelotti(129) rapes jeffrey
Gary_Ancelotti(129) rapes jeffrey
Gary_Ancelotti(129) rapes jeffrey
Matt_Stenberg: (35) not me
Gary_Ancelotti(129) rapes jeffrey
[G6]Jeffrey_Tatum: (53) .kick 129 flooding
Gary_Ancelotti(129) rapes jeffrey
Gary_Ancelotti (129) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
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another very funny chat log...
intentional flooding should be rewarded with a 60 min tempban
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Edited and removed alot of stuff that dind't belong in funny chat log along with non-sense screenshots not having a thing to do with this thread, any further posting un-related or provoked kicks anything like that you can't expect the post to stay for long i will either edit or totaly remove it.
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John_Falcone(10) says :You-Suck-Bro.Com.ArgonathRPG.Gandalf/forum/index.php
Chris_Falcone(37) says :Is that real?
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Logs will be added to the site Argonath HUMOR (http://www.argonathrpg.eu/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=242&Itemid=146) pages.
1. Screenshots will not go to Humor page on site
2. Try to post the correct nicks of players in logs, not just "Some guy:"
3. Repeated situations will not go to the Humor page (not your fault though, just inform you)
4. Complains, flame will be cut and forum users warned.
5. Try to keep to the HUMOR, as it was supposed from the beginning...
Thank you.
Do not posts screenshots - write it down! We do not allow screenshots in this topic
Stick to the rules that has been made, please.
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Stick to the rules that has been made, please.
I tough a very small screenshot with jsut the chat is allowed? anyway sorry
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Lothus25(13) has been jailed by Mahome for 180 seconds.
PM from Lothus25(13): reported to admins for 180 jail second
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Lothus25(13) has been jailed by Mahome for 180 seconds.
PM from Lothus25(13): reported to admins for 180 jail second
:lol: No offence but I totally love new players due to this, their comments are fantastic and can do my day.
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[10:20:19] [Help Chat] frank_boss(28): how to become afk?
[PB]Crazyboyboy.Dogg: (59) help please
[PB]Crazyboyboy.Dogg: (59) id 37 dm
[PB]Crazyboyboy.Dogg: (59) on me
[WS]SeanC: (36) Crazy, you're a suspect.
Poor newbie :lol:
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Lothus25(13) has been jailed by Mahomofor 180 seconds.
PM from Lothus25(13): reported to admins for 180 jail second
Fixed :D
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(In a patrol with Tom and Cyril).
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: Cy, gimme 80k.
Cyril_Olaso(xx) says: Alright, get us to an ATM first.
*One minute passes by*
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: Woooooooooooooo
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: ty ty ty ty ty ty ty tyty ty <3
Cyril_Olaso(xx) says: : ))))))))))
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: Cyril = most generous person?
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: ye
Cyril_Olaso(xx) says: of course
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: king of france
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: Share 40k with me? : 3
Cyril_Olaso(xx) says: mind if I /wire you? : D or are you in negative? : D
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: Lol, are you serious?
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: How much money do you have?
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: He gave me 80k...
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: Jesus
Cyril_Olaso(xx) says: 2.7 mil. I won a 1 mil lotto yesterday
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: HOLY F*** GIMME
Cyril_Olaso(xx) says: LOL
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: HAHA
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(In a patrol with Tom and Cyril).
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: Cy, gimme 80k.
Cyril_Olaso(xx) says: Alright, get us to an ATM first.
*One minute passes by*
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: Woooooooooooooo
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: ty ty ty ty ty ty ty tyty ty <3
Cyril_Olaso(xx) says: : ))))))))))
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: Cyril = most generous person?
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: ye
Cyril_Olaso(xx) says: of course
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: king of france
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: Share 40k with me? : 3
Cyril_Olaso(xx) says: mind if I /wire you? : D or are you in negative? : D
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: Lol, are you serious?
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: How much money do you have?
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: He gave me 80k...
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: Jesus
Cyril_Olaso(xx) says: 2.7 mil. I won a 1 mil lotto yesterday
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: HOLY F*** GIMME
Cyril_Olaso(xx) says: LOL
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: HAHA
CYRIL IS GREEDY MOFO ALWAYS ASKIN ME FOR MAH CASH :mad:
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(In a patrol with Tom and Cyril).
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: Cy, gimme 80k.
Cyril_Olaso(xx) says: Alright, get us to an ATM first.
*One minute passes by*
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: Woooooooooooooo
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: ty ty ty ty ty ty ty tyty ty <3
Cyril_Olaso(xx) says: : ))))))))))
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: Cyril = most generous person?
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: ye
Cyril_Olaso(xx) says: of course
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: king of france
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: Share 40k with me? : 3
Cyril_Olaso(xx) says: mind if I /wire you? : D or are you in negative? : D
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: Lol, are you serious?
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: How much money do you have?
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: He gave me 80k...
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: Jesus
Cyril_Olaso(xx) says: 2.7 mil. I won a 1 mil lotto yesterday
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: HOLY F*** GIMME
Cyril_Olaso(xx) says: LOL
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: HAHA
Ro0o0oFL !! :hah: :hah:
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[19:35:44] <[G6t]Gaby_Krueger> (81) Admin help me
[19:35:46] [G6t]Gaby_Krueger (81) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
I won't even comment on that... :P
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Lol,nice job Jeff!
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[19:35:44] <[G6t]Gaby_Krueger> (81) Admin help me
[19:35:46] [G6t]Gaby_Krueger (81) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
I won't even comment on that... :P
I figure Jeffrey helped him end his suffering :lol:
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I figure Jeffrey helped him end his suffering :lol:
Yea,same. :D
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lol pixy
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lawl haha
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[21:36:22] ADVERTISEMENT: Buying Ilegal thing, contact Nikola_Fast(ID:27)
[21:36:30] Nikola_Fast(27) was warned by Seskom(37) for Illegal AD.
[21:36:31] Nikola_Fast(27) was warned by TeaM_Shejken(118) for illegal ad.
[21:36:31] Nikola_Fast(27) was warned by [WS]Reece(62) for Warning for Illegal ads.
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OMG...
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That was been happening alot recently :)
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[21:36:22] ADVERTISEMENT: Buying Ilegal thing, contact Nikola_Fast(ID:27)
[21:36:30] Nikola_Fast(27) was warned by Seskom(37) for Illegal AD.
[21:36:31] Nikola_Fast(27) was warned by TeaM_Shejken(118) for illegal ad.
[21:36:31] Nikola_Fast(27) was warned by [WS]Reece(62) for Warning for Illegal ads.
[21:36:36] <Renz0.> (58) lol
[21:36:36] <Kris_Sanders> (44) Lol
[21:36:36] <[TCL]Jenny_Adams> (166) O.O
[21:36:37] <Mircea_Niko> (100) LOL
[21:36:37] <Carlo_Tomassi> (4) :D
[21:36:38] <Craft_Collin> (119) lol
[21:36:39] <Speedboy_Lucchese> (82) haha irw :D
[21:36:39] <Face_McClane> (89) lool xd
[21:36:39] <Hugo_Stracci> (138) LOL :D
[21:36:40] <[ADF]Javier> (38) Lol
[21:36:40] <criminal_scum> (168) lol
[21:36:40] <adam_boulila> (63) LoL
[21:36:40] <trynter> (154) lol
[21:36:41] Stig(129) says: Sure thing
[21:36:41] <Justin_Parker.> (158) lOl
[21:36:42] <[DPD]BenThePenguin> (153) = kick!
[21:36:43] <Mircea_Niko> (100) LOL
[21:36:43] <Taylor_Collin> (71) rape
[21:36:44] <Denis.> (9) haha
[21:36:44] <Adam.Cipone> (3) raped by warnings
[21:36:44] <[DPD]BenThePenguin> (153) bye xD
[21:36:45] <Jerome_Froyan> (110) Triple kill.
[21:36:46] <Emmet_Vahala> (68) Lol Spam
[21:36:48] <[NP]Monte.Montague> (40) why you all lol
[21:36:48] <Mircea_Niko> (100) TROLOL
[21:36:49] <Tomer_Kolta> (8) To Funny Chat logs immediately !!
[21:36:52] <[DPD]Nexxt> (81) Strike, congrats.
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OMG SPAMZ0R!
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(On the 2nd floor of LSPD. Tom locked and barricaded himself inside the briefing room and I was trying to break in)
[WS]Pixy(xx) takes out a fire extinguisher
[WS[Pixy(xx) places it in front of the door
Omfg Die Hard 4 ([TCL]Tom_Adams(xx)))
[WS]Pixy(xx) finds some cover
[WS]Pixy(xx) shoots the fire extinguisher
--Three seconds later--
[WS]Pixy(xx) walks through the rubble
[WS]Pixy(xx) takes a deep breath
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) shouts: YOU GOTTA PAY FINE NOW!!
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: I love the smell of fire extinguishers in the morning.
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) farts in front of pixy
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: Smells like... victory.
[WS]Pixy(xx) shouts: JESUS!!
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: LOL
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) shouts: HAHAH!!
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Lololol ahaha. Nice timing :lol:
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Just Append To Me I tough it Was funny Enough to be Here.
(http://imageshack.us/f/834/samp0082v.png/)
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PICTURE REMOVED
re-post it in letters.
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Nice one. ;)
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This is funny chat logs, not talk crap about other people logs, get it back on topic.
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(On the 2nd floor of LSPD. Tom locked and barricaded himself inside the briefing room and I was trying to break in)
[WS]Pixy(xx) takes out a fire extinguisher
[WS[Pixy(xx) places it in front of the door
Omfg Die Hard 4 ([TCL]Tom_Adams(xx)))
[WS]Pixy(xx) finds some cover
[WS]Pixy(xx) shoots the fire extinguisher
--Three seconds later--
[WS]Pixy(xx) walks through the rubble
[WS]Pixy(xx) takes a deep breath
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) shouts: YOU GOTTA PAY FINE NOW!!
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: I love the smell of fire extinguishers in the morning.
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) farts in front of pixy
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: Smells like... victory.
[WS]Pixy(xx) shouts: JESUS!!
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: LOL
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) shouts: HAHAH!!
Seems like me and Pixy are going to be comedians soon.
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Removed random chatter.
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After crashing with a random speeder at Mullholland Intersection...
[14:58:28] PM to arzatear_pe_mate(53): sorry :)
[14:58:49] PM from arzatear_pe_mate(53): np,i just scammed a player and i have money for PNS
[14:58:50] erik53(22) has joined the server from Argentina.
[14:58:55] PM to arzatear_pe_mate(53): LOL!
[14:59:02] [B.M.C]Vomit was kicked by TeaM_Shejken(44) for afk as suspect.
[14:58:28] PM from arzatear_pe_mate(53): : ))
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I don't see the joke in there.
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Neither in the + this is funny chat logs, not funny pics.
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After crashing with a random speeder at Mullholland Intersection...
[14:58:28] PM to arzatear_pe_mate(53): sorry :)
[14:58:49] PM from arzatear_pe_mate(53): np,i just scammed a player and i have money for PNS
[14:58:50] erik53(22) has joined the server from Argentina.
[14:58:55] PM to arzatear_pe_mate(53): LOL!
[14:59:02] [B.M.C]Vomit was kicked by TeaM_Shejken(44) for afk as suspect.
[14:58:28] PM from arzatear_pe_mate(53): : ))
As far as I know, scamming is allowed...well, DOggi said so anyway...so LOL! Not bad ;)
<pic>
Even though its a picture, its still funny... :lol:
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[14:54:14] khuhro_Xt: (33) who is the president of Argonath
[14:54:23] (U]Vladimir_Makarov: (128) Obama
[14:54:25] Jerome_Froyan: (91) JAMES HUNTER
[14:54:33] Michel_Marques(104) has joined the server from Portugal.
[14:54:34] NexxtThePenguin: (73) Hey.
[14:54:35] khuhro_Xt: (33) its Gundalf you fuckers
[14:54:38] NexxtThePenguin: (73) lol
[14:54:41] (U]Vladimir_Makarov: (128) jhahahaha
[14:54:45] NexxtThePenguin: (73) His name is Gandalf, bro.
[14:54:47] khuhro_Xt (33): lol
[14:54:47] NexxtThePenguin: (73) way to go.
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[14:54:14] khuhro_Xt: (33) who is the president of Argonath
[14:54:23] (U]Vladimir_Makarov: (128) Obama
[14:54:25] Jerome_Froyan: (91) JAMES HUNTER
[14:54:33] Michel_Marques(104) has joined the server from Portugal.
[14:54:34] NexxtThePenguin: (73) Hey.
[14:54:35] khuhro_Xt: (33) its Gundalf you f**kers
[14:54:38] NexxtThePenguin: (73) lol
[14:54:41] (U]Vladimir_Makarov: (128) jhahahaha
[14:54:45] NexxtThePenguin: (73) His name is Gandalf, bro.
[14:54:47] khuhro_Xt (33): lol
[14:54:47] NexxtThePenguin: (73) way to go.
Trolled by the troll :lol:
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Trolled by the troll :lol:
Depends on who are the trolls in your eyes (:
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Found this while browsing screenshots
Jeremy_Chen shouts: OMG!
Jeremy_Chen shouts: U mad bro??!!
Max.Cipone says: I was about to ask you the same question
Max.Cipone says: Bone County Sheriff's Dept. Sheriff Cipone. Youre being ticketed for offroad driving.
Post Merge: January 31, 2012, 03:08:10 pm
Finland: Finland = Finland
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Lol @ Finland.
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ShawnZ_Stracci(130) hides on the car
[WS]Paco(37) doesnt notice
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) throws a taco on the windshield
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: AAA!!
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: What da' hell!!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) quietly laughs
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: Sauron, why you throw tacos on my windshield!!!!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) thinks of another plan
[WS]Paco(37) says: Oh my God...
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) throws another one
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: SAURON!!!
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: Please, I haven't done anythign!!!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) suddenly gets thrown in air and lands on the windshield
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) shouts: FUCK!!!
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: Sauron why yo' bring me latinos?!!!
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: I've had enough with those illegal immigrants!!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) gets up
[WS]Paco(37) says: Oh my, he is alive.
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) fakes a hop off the car
[WS]Paco(37) says: See ya latino!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) jumps in the boot
[WS]Paco(37) opens the boot of the vehicle.
[WS]Paco(37) closes the boot of the vehicle.
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) sings Sierra Leone
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) shouts: OOOOOOO! OOOOOOOOOO!!!
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: WHAT!!!
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: MY BOOT IS SINGING!!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) shouts: OH MY GOD!!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) shouts: WHAT THE FUCK!!!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) sets a flare
Red smoke comes out of the boot (ShawnZ_Stracci(130))
you can see a demon exit the car (ShawnZ_Stracci(130))
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: MY CAR!!
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: HELP!!!
Red smoke disappears (ShawnZ_Stracci(130))
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) throws a flare between Pacos legs
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: What da'!!!
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: MY PANTS!!
[WS]Paco(37) unzips his pants and throws them
*after a little bit of time*
[WS]Paco(37) notices things has been calm.
[WS]Paco(37) approaches the car.
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) throws a small stick of Dynamite on the road
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: WAAAAAAAAAAAAa!!
car starts shaking (ShawnZ_Stracci(130))
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) comes out of the trunk
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) opens the boot of the vehicle.
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) closes the boot of the vehicle.
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) shouts: FINALLY!!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) shouts: MORTALS!!!
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: A DEMON!!!!!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) shouts: I FEAST ON YOUR SOULS!!!
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: NOO! GET AWAY!!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) shouts: COME CLOSER!!!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) shouts: IM NOT THAT SCARY!!
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: YOU ARE!!!!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) offers an handshake
[WS]Paco(37) says: You will kill me!
[WS]Paco(37) says: I dont trust demons!!
[WS]Paco(37) is confused and panicked.
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) thinks
*tries to come closer*
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: DOnT!!!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) offers an handshake once more
[WS]Paco(37) says: Back off!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) says: By the power invested in me! Give this man some money!
$2 drops infront of you (ShawnZ_Stracci(130))
[WS]Paco(37) says: Oh my God!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) says: Trust me now?
[WS]Paco(37) says: Somewhat...
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) says: By the power invested in me! Give this man some weed seeds!
2 seeds drop (ShawnZ_Stracci(130))
[WS]Paco(37) notcies them
[WS]Paco(37) says: Oh nice!
[WS]Paco(37) puts them on his pocket.
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) says: How about now?
[20:55:05] [WS]Paco(37) says: Give me one second to think
[WS]Paco(37) scratches his head.
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) says: How about this?
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) says: Lords of sex-shops! Give this man some condoms!
5 condoms drop (ShawnZ_Stracci(130))
[WS]Paco(37) picks them up.
[WS]Paco(37) says: Oh my! You do whatever I think of!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) laughs
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) says: Thats why i was brought to life!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) says: Why am i a demon then?...
[WS]Paco(37) says: Well... I thought demons kill...
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) scratches his head
[WS]Paco(37) rolls his eyes.
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) says: So thought i..
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) jumps on Paco
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) shouts: DIE MORTAL!!!
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: EEEK!!!
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: You are heavy!!!!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) pushes him on the ground
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: MOM!!!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) holds his leg on Paco's chest
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) says: JOKE!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) says: Im that latino from the car accident!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) helps Paco up.
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) says: You were in the TV show, Pranked!
[WS]Paco(37) says: Pranked....
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) handshakes Paco
[WS]Paco(37) pulls out the FBI badge.
[WS]Paco(37) says: You're udner arrest.
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) says: Son of a bitch!
[WS]Paco(37) says: Criminal Organization and attempt of killing FBI Agent.
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) shows license to film
[WS]Paco(37) says: They're all arrested too.
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) says: Oww...
You see FBI agents come in ([WS]Paco(37))
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) sees FBI
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) thinks what to do
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) takes Paco as a hostage
[WS]Paco(37) says: Pranked!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) says: Dayum!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) says: You got us!
[WS]Paco(37) says: I call it Karma!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) says: Even tho i was planning to slice your throat..
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) says: Aaaanyway.
[WS]Paco(37) says: You what?
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) says: Thanks for participating in the show!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) shouts: Crew, RUN!!!
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I miss those old days when people used to RP more than... nowadays.. xD
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:lol: was great, but how did Taco know you will try to prank him :trust:
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<Lorenzo_Marlen> (31) unsus 82 officers.
<[Rstar]Vince> (47) 82 of them?
<[Rstar]Vince> (47) corruption these days
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LOL :lol:
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[Newbie in Help Chat]:I think we can only buy 3 cars, So why this f***ing [State] Owns so Much.
:rofl:
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[Newbie in Help Chat]:I think we can only buy 3 cars, So why this f***ing [State] Owns so Much.
:rofl:
HAHAHAH :rofl: :rofl:
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HAHAHAH :rofl: :rofl:
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[Newbie in Help Chat]:I think we can only buy 3 cars, So why this f***ing [State] Owns so Much.
:rofl:
Owned xD AHahahaahaha!
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[Newbie in Help Chat]:I think we can only buy 3 cars, So why this f***ing [State] Owns so Much.
:rofl:
Epic .. :rofl:
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[Newbie in Help Chat]:I think we can only buy 3 cars, So why this f***ing [State] Owns so Much.
:rofl:
:lol:
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[Newbie in Help Chat]:I think we can only buy 3 cars, So why this f***ing [State] Owns so Much.
:rofl:
State has money hacks, he owns soo much buildings and vehicles right?
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[Newbie in Help Chat]:I think we can only buy 3 cars, So why this f***ing [State] Owns so Much.
:rofl:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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SERIOUSLY, LMFAO. :rofl:
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*snip*
What the hell happened here?
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Happened again around 21:00 or something
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most unfunny thing ever posted 3 posts up, fucking wall of text
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All you gotta do is ban one, and they all just *as if like magic* disappear.
Happened on Paruni, aint funny at all bro, just annoying.
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Omg, now I'll have to scroll up 30 minutes, to be able to press "home"
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wttf and that in the same second
20:01:57
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While i was in the bathroom of a burger shot
[13:52:25] [TCL]Mario(72) Takes out his co-ck
[[13:52:27] [TG]Negative(122) says: Where you at?
[13:52:29] ***[5060] [TG]Negative(122): LOL
[13:52:48] ***[5060] [TCL]Mario(72): haha
[13:52:54] [TG]Negative(122) says: You want a Supersize menu with a double cheese burger?
[13:53:09] [TG]Negative(122) looks under the toiletdoors.
[13:53:17] [TCL]Mario(72) shouts: i have a supersize here in my hands!!
[13:53:22] [TCL]Mario(72) Lughs hard
[13:53:27] [TG]Negative(122) starts laughing very hard.
[13:53:30] ***[5060] [TG]Negative(122): HAHA
[13:53:33] [TCL]Mario(72) Finish
[13:53:46] [TCL]Mario(72) Hides his co-ck again under the pants
[13:53:48] ***[5060] [TCL]Mario(72): :P
[13:53:49] [TG]Negative(122) says: Man, it stinks 'round here.
[13:54:00] [TG]Negative(122) sniffs some poopair.
[13:54:07] [TG]Negative(122) says: Don't touch me man!
[13:54:14] [TCL]Mario(72) Opens the door and keeps it open
[13:54:21] [TG]Negative(122) says: You were just playing with your co-ck!
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While i was in the bathroom of a burger shot
[13:52:25] [TCL]Mario(72) Takes out his co-ck
[[13:52:27] [TG]Negative(122) says: Where you at?
[13:52:29] ***[5060] [TG]Negative(122): LOL
[13:52:48] ***[5060] [TCL]Mario(72): haha
[13:52:54] [TG]Negative(122) says: You want a Supersize menu with a double cheese burger?
[13:53:09] [TG]Negative(122) looks under the toiletdoors.
[13:53:17] [TCL]Mario(72) shouts: i have a supersize here in my hands!!
[13:53:22] [TCL]Mario(72) Lughs hard
[13:53:27] [TG]Negative(122) starts laughing very hard.
[13:53:30] ***[5060] [TG]Negative(122): HAHA
[13:53:33] [TCL]Mario(72) Finish
[13:53:46] [TCL]Mario(72) Hides his co-ck again under the pants
[13:53:48] ***[5060] [TCL]Mario(72): :P
[13:53:49] [TG]Negative(122) says: Man, it stinks 'round here.
[13:54:00] [TG]Negative(122) sniffs some poopair.
[13:54:07] [TG]Negative(122) says: Don't touch me man!
[13:54:14] [TCL]Mario(72) Opens the door and keeps it open
[13:54:21] [TG]Negative(122) says: You were just playing with your co-ck!
LOL :rofl:
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removed the long wall of text got nofing to do with funny chatlogs.
-battle
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removed the long wall of text got nofing to do with funny chatlogs.
-battle
Thanks.
San Fierro Driving School (SFDS) teacher [G6]Jeffrey_Cross is available
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Manos_Marlen: (100) faggot.
Fez_Carnell(66) has joined the server from Estonia.
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[Help Chat] Officer_Sherman(17): LSAP when you lg in
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Bob_Falcone: (5) What was that?
[TCL]Nicky: (9) Stop misising /ad....
Doggi: (138) No flood...
Manos_Marlen: (100) No need to spam.
Manos_Marlen: (100) No need to spam.
Manos_Marlen: (100) No need to spam.
Manos_Marlen: (100) No need to spam.
Miss.AbbyClause: (107) Take it off!
[G6]Sean_Johnson: (118) Same for you, Manos
Manos_Marlen(100) was warned by [Rstar]Louis(61) for No need to spam, you said it so.
[D]vincent_Falcone: (102) :OOOO manos
Manos_Marlen was kicked by Doggi(138) for Yes, correct, no need to spam.
[WS]Rudolph(6) has joined the server from United Kingdom.
[Help Chat] Jack_Logger(81): what is the housecode for black
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Thanks.
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ADVERTISEMENT: LSPD vehicules are now Rare vehicules...,contact Paulo_Jorge(Phone:438446)
Manos_Marlen: (100) bad guy.
Fez_Carnell(66) has joined the server from Estonia.
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[Help Chat] Officer_Sherman(17): LSAP when you lg in
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Bob_Falcone: (5) What was that?
[TCL]Nicky: (9) Stop misising /ad....
Doggi: (138) No flood...
Manos_Marlen: (100) No need to spam.
Manos_Marlen: (100) No need to spam.
Manos_Marlen: (100) No need to spam.
Manos_Marlen: (100) No need to spam.
Miss.AbbyClause: (107) Take it off!
[G6]Sean_Johnson: (118) Same for you, Manos
Manos_Marlen(100) was warned by [Rstar]Louis(61) for No need to spam, you said it so.
[D]vincent_Falcone: (102) :OOOO manos
Manos_Marlen was kicked by Doggi(138) for Yes, correct, no need to spam.
[WS]Rudolph(6) has joined the server from United Kingdom.
[Help Chat] Jack_Logger(81): what is the housecode for black
Kindly enlighten me how to laugh at this, I rather found the huge wall of text in the previous page more funny.
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Kindly enlighten me how to laugh at this, I rather found the huge wall of text in the previous page more funny.
Well, to be honest, it isn't funny to myself either, I just was bored.. Hope you understand me.
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Well, to be honest, it isn't funny to myself either, I just was bored.. Hope you understand me.
Ok.
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[21:15:33] Al_Queda1(73) has joined the server from United Kingdom.
[21:15:38] Al_Queda1 was kicked by [WS]Mash(123) for Change name.
He was like.. okay let's try another name..
[21:15:49] Al_Queda2(91) has joined the server from United Kingdom.
[21:15:59] Al_Queda2 was kicked by [WS]Mash(123) for change name.
Same tought goes trough his mind: 'wtf, what is wrong with my name. I'll change it again.'
[21:16:11] Al_Queda3 was kicked by [WS]Mash(123) for Change name.
He wasn't really understanding Al Queda was something bad or w/e :lol:
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He must have exited and changed his name pretty quick, especially if he runs GTA from the disc.
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<Lorenzo_Marlen> (31) unsus 82 officers.
<[Rstar]Vince> (47) 82 of them?
<[Rstar]Vince> (47) corruption these days
:D
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Logged in, said hi and stuff, few minutes pass without incident, asked everybody if things were calm..
[Rstar]EliteTerm: (15) Been calm tonight?
*Silence for a minute*
baby_rooney: (16) fuck you
Andrew_Collin: (18) k
Makaveli: (14) its been aiight
Dillion_Collin: (8) Elite
[Rstar]EliteTerm: (15) lol.. there's my answer
Dillion_Collin: (8) theres your answer
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[23:53:29] ADVERTISEMENT: /h chat spam much?{FF9900}, contact Alexandru_Stoica(Phone:902478)
[23:53:38] Alexandru_Stoica(75) was warned by [WS]Mash(99) for /ad abuse much?.
[23:53:38] <Manos_Marlen> (21) ab00z of /ad
[23:53:39] Alexandru_Stoica(75) was warned by [WS]Reece(96) for /ad abuse much?.
[23:53:43] <Bane_Velvo> (58) lol
[23:53:44] <Alexandru_Stoica> (75) my god
[23:53:45] <Albert_Smith> (4) lol
[23:53:45] <Cyril_Olaso> (43) lol
[23:53:50] <Alexandru_Stoica> (75) 2 times :(
[23:53:50] <Starky> (19) lol
[23:53:52] <Alexandru_Stoica> (75) damn
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[23:53:29] ADVERTISEMENT: /h chat spam much?{FF9900}, contact Alexandru_Stoica(Phone:902478)
[23:53:38] Alexandru_Stoica(75) was warned by [WS]Mash(99) for /ad abuse much?.
[23:53:39] Alexandru_Stoica(75) was warned by [WS]Reece(96) for /ad abuse much?.
Fixed.
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Just happened:
PM from Pawned (7): I can't send weed to id 21
Stats: Weed 0
PM to Pawned (7) : That's because you don't have weed
PM from Pawned (7) : Oh damn right :S
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I dont know it funny or not just wanna share with you guy :S
[18:31:24] Jarda_Hlozek(28) says: 1 left or not?
[18:31:25] Michel_Marques(45) is inside Gvardia Corporation, Queens, San Fierro
[18:31:26] Cester_Collin(71) says: yes
[18:31:27] Acika_Luciano(23) says: 1.
[18:31:29] Cester_Collin(71) says: wait here
[18:31:31] Crime of Michel_Marques(45) [1]: suspected by officer Acika_Luciano(23) for aiding
[18:31:35] Jarda_Hlozek(28) says: ROger
[18:31:41] Acika_Luciano(23) says: Lets rush him.
[18:31:42] Cester_Collin(71) says: good
[18:31:44] Cester_Collin(71) says: pro come
[18:31:46] Cester_Collin(71) says: no man
[18:31:48] ProRules(39) says: is it c4?
[18:31:49] Cester_Collin(71) says: hmm
[18:31:52] Acika_Luciano(23) says: Lets rush him.
[18:31:56] Cester_Collin(71) says: okay 3 will go in
[18:31:59] ProRules(39) says: only 1 guy?
[18:32:00] Cester_Collin(71) says: hmm
[18:32:03] Cester_Collin(71) says: jarda stay out okay?
[18:32:08] Cester_Collin(71) says: yes armed
[18:32:08] ProRules(39) says: ok
[18:32:09] Jarda_Hlozek(28) says: Roger
[18:32:13] Cester_Collin(71) says: guy
[18:32:15] Cester_Collin(71) says: prepare
[18:32:19] Cester_Collin(71) says: once you spawn
[18:32:22] Cester_Collin(71) says: jump to left or right
[18:32:26] Cester_Collin(71) says: 3
[18:32:27] Cester_Collin(71) says: 2
[18:32:29] Cester_Collin(71) says: 1
[18:32:30] You are now kicked for flooding
[18:32:30] Cester_Collin (71) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
[18:32:30] Server closed the connection.
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Just happened:
PM from Pawned (7): I can't send weed to id 21
Stats: Weed 0
PM to Pawned (7) : That's because you don't have weed
PM from Pawned (7) : Oh damn right :S
lol'd
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I dont know it funny or not just wanna share with you guy :S
[18:31:24] Jarda_Hlozek(28) says: 1 left or not?
[18:31:25] Michel_Marques(45) is inside Gvardia Corporation, Queens, San Fierro
[18:31:26] Cester_Collin(71) says: yes
[18:31:27] Acika_Luciano(23) says: 1.
[18:31:29] Cester_Collin(71) says: wait here
[18:31:31] Crime of Michel_Marques(45) [1]: suspected by officer Acika_Luciano(23) for aiding
[18:31:35] Jarda_Hlozek(28) says: ROger
[18:31:41] Acika_Luciano(23) says: Lets rush him.
[18:31:42] Cester_Collin(71) says: good
[18:31:44] Cester_Collin(71) says: pro come
[18:31:46] Cester_Collin(71) says: no man
[18:31:48] ProRules(39) says: is it c4?
[18:31:49] Cester_Collin(71) says: hmm
[18:31:52] Acika_Luciano(23) says: Lets rush him.
[18:31:56] Cester_Collin(71) says: okay 3 will go in
[18:31:59] ProRules(39) says: only 1 guy?
[18:32:00] Cester_Collin(71) says: hmm
[18:32:03] Cester_Collin(71) says: jarda stay out okay?
[18:32:08] Cester_Collin(71) says: yes armed
[18:32:08] ProRules(39) says: ok
[18:32:09] Jarda_Hlozek(28) says: Roger
[18:32:13] Cester_Collin(71) says: guy
[18:32:15] Cester_Collin(71) says: prepare
[18:32:19] Cester_Collin(71) says: once you spawn
[18:32:22] Cester_Collin(71) says: jump to left or right
[18:32:26] Cester_Collin(71) says: 3
[18:32:27] Cester_Collin(71) says: 2
[18:32:29] Cester_Collin(71) says: 1
[18:32:30] You are now kicked for flooding
[18:32:30] Cester_Collin (71) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
[18:32:30] Server closed the connection.
Nice fail..
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Jerome was repeating my PM's. Unfortunately, in the best time when i wanted to declare myself AWESOME, he trolled me.
PM to Jerome_Froyan(8): What do you need?
PM from Jerome_Froyan(8): What do you need?
PM to Jerome_Froyan(8): Why you repeating the same?
PM from Jerome_Froyan(8): Why you repeating the same?
PM to Jerome_Froyan(8): f**k you nigga.
PM from Jerome_Froyan(8): f**k you nigga.
PM to Jerome_Froyan(8): You're awesome.
PM from Jerome_Froyan(8): I'm awesome.
PM to Jerome_Froyan(8): FUKE UUUUUUU
PM from Jerome_Froyan(8): I got you.
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Jerome was repeating my PM's. Unfortunately, in the best time when i wanted to declare myself AWESOME, he trolled me.
PM to Jerome_Froyan(8): What do you need?
PM from Jerome_Froyan(8): What do you need?
PM to Jerome_Froyan(8): Why you repeating the same?
PM from Jerome_Froyan(8): Why you repeating the same?
PM to Jerome_Froyan(8): f**k you nigga.
PM from Jerome_Froyan(8): f**k you nigga.
PM to Jerome_Froyan(8): You're awesome.
PM from Jerome_Froyan(8): I'm awesome.
PM to Jerome_Froyan(8): FUKE UUUUUUU
PM from Jerome_Froyan(8): I got you.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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PM from Philip_Ancelotti(93): stuck in jcs's ring, tp out pls?
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PM from Philip_Ancelotti(93): stuck in jcs's ring, tp out pls?
I've been waiting for you to post this one. :lol:
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PM from Philip_Ancelotti(93): stuck in jcs's ring, tp out pls?
lol'd
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PM from Philip_Ancelotti(93): stuck in jcs's ring, tp out pls?
Terrific :lol:
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PM from Philip_Ancelotti(93): stuck in jcs's ring, tp out pls?
I dont get the funny part :/
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[15:38:00] StatuZ(38): Emergency Radio: I hit a deer not too long ago. I knew it was a good idea to stuff it in the back seat, Over.
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[15:38:00] StatuZ(38): Emergency Radio: I hit a deer not too long ago. I knew it was a good idea to stuff it in the back seat, Over.
[00:36:20] [HG]smashed390(16): Emergency Radio: Heavy fires, Need police for roadblock and ems., Over.
[00:36:32] [Rstar]Jcstodds(3): Emergency Radio: Sheriff here, where is the fire?, Over.
[00:36:42] [BCSD]Ross_Dykes(8): Emergency Radio: where in flint county is the fire , Over.
[00:36:42] [HG]smashed390(16): Emergency Radio: Flint County. The tunnel to SF, Over.
[00:36:49] [Rstar]Jcstodds(3): Emergency Radio: SAVE THE COUNTRYSIDE!, Over.
[00:36:55] StatuZ(38): Emergency Radio: U38 enroute to flint tunnel. Sherrif, wich side will you take, Over.
[00:37:13] Roy_Blackwater(26): Emergency Radio: EMS support standing by., Over.
[00:37:15] [Rstar]Jcstodds(3): Emergency Radio: I will drive through the side with the most fire, Over.
[00:37:41] [Rstar]Jcstodds(3): Emergency Radio: Bringing some steak to cook , Over.
[00:37:57] StatuZ(38): Emergency Radio: I hit a deer not too long ago. I knew it was a good idea to stuff it in the back seat, Over.
[00:38:07] [Rstar]Jcstodds(3): Emergency Radio: BBQ time!, Over.
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[00:36:20] [HG]smashed390(16): Emergency Radio: Heavy fires, Need police for roadblock and ems., Over.
[00:36:32] [Rstar]Jcstodds(3): Emergency Radio: Sheriff here, where is the fire?, Over.
[00:36:42] [BCSD]Ross_Dykes(8): Emergency Radio: where in flint county is the fire , Over.
[00:36:42] [HG]smashed390(16): Emergency Radio: Flint County. The tunnel to SF, Over.
[00:36:49] [Rstar]Jcstodds(3): Emergency Radio: SAVE THE COUNTRYSIDE!, Over.
[00:36:55] StatuZ(38): Emergency Radio: U38 enroute to flint tunnel. Sherrif, wich side will you take, Over.
[00:37:13] Roy_Blackwater(26): Emergency Radio: EMS support standing by., Over.
[00:37:15] [Rstar]Jcstodds(3): Emergency Radio: I will drive through the side with the most fire, Over.
[00:37:41] [Rstar]Jcstodds(3): Emergency Radio: Bringing some steak to cook , Over.
[00:37:57] StatuZ(38): Emergency Radio: I hit a deer not too long ago. I knew it was a good idea to stuff it in the back seat, Over.
[00:38:07] [Rstar]Jcstodds(3): Emergency Radio: BBQ time!, Over.
:lol:
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[00:36:20] [HG]smashed390(16): Emergency Radio: Heavy fires, Need police for roadblock and ems., Over.
[00:36:32] [Rstar]Jcstodds(3): Emergency Radio: Sheriff here, where is the fire?, Over.
[00:36:42] [BCSD]Ross_Dykes(8): Emergency Radio: where in flint county is the fire , Over.
[00:36:42] [HG]smashed390(16): Emergency Radio: Flint County. The tunnel to SF, Over.
[00:36:49] [Rstar]Jcstodds(3): Emergency Radio: SAVE THE COUNTRYSIDE!, Over.
[00:36:55] StatuZ(38): Emergency Radio: U38 enroute to flint tunnel. Sherrif, wich side will you take, Over.
[00:37:13] Roy_Blackwater(26): Emergency Radio: EMS support standing by., Over.
[00:37:15] [Rstar]Jcstodds(3): Emergency Radio: I will drive through the side with the most fire, Over.
[00:37:41] [Rstar]Jcstodds(3): Emergency Radio: Bringing some steak to cook , Over.
[00:37:57] StatuZ(38): Emergency Radio: I hit a deer not too long ago. I knew it was a good idea to stuff it in the back seat, Over.
[00:38:07] [Rstar]Jcstodds(3): Emergency Radio: BBQ time!, Over.
hahahahahahh! :lol: :rofl:
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An old one but still quite legendary to me:
[RO]Comy(78) is smoking weed in the police car
[WS]Thomas_C(29) says: [[ With cuffed hands? ]]
[RO]Comy(78) got a long leg
And another one that.. Well... Just read:
Conk(114): Police Radio: We got SU99 airbourne, refusing to land, Over.
Conk(114): Police Radio: Please launch HH, Over.
[WS]Jones_Collin(63): Police Radio: FBI HH is unavailable, Over.
ShawnZ_Stracci(61): Police Radio: OMG FBI using health hacks?, Over. <--- Not entirely sure about this line, but it was something alike.
Conk(114): Police Radio: Tenfour, Over.
Thomas_C(111): Police Radio: You didn't know, ShawnZ?, Over.
ShawnZ_Stracci(61): Police Radio: OMG, Over.
Thomas_C(111): Police Radio: We've been using those for years actually, Over.
ShawnZ_Stracci(61): Police Radio: REPORTED, Over.
ShawnZ_Stracci(61): Police Radio: REPORTED FOR HH!, Over.
After that he said something like "Well, we still pwned ya". I laughed. :D
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An old one but still quite legendary to me:
[RO]Comy(78) is smoking weed in the police car
[WS]Thomas_C(29) says: [[ With cuffed hands? ]]
[RO]Comy(78) got a long leg
:rofl:
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An old one but still quite legendary to me:
[RO]Comy(78) is smoking weed in the police car
[WS]Thomas_C(29) says: [[ With cuffed hands? ]]
[RO]Comy(78) got a long leg
:lol:Good one.
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An old one but still quite legendary to me:
[RO]Comy(78) is smoking weed in the police car
[WS]Thomas_C(29) says: [[ With cuffed hands? ]]
[RO]Comy(78) got a long leg
That nigga is crazyyyyyyy :lol:
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ADVERTISEMENT: Corleone Quiz: What is the name of me girl fried IRL [$20k] [PM Only],contact Steven.Good(Phone:861923)
[PH]Adam_Ichiwa: Fried Girl? Mrs. Crunchy Tits?
Astaroth_Corleone: you have a fried girl? aaah bah the psycho!!!
Taylor_Collin: HEY that's a trick question because your mom doesn't count as your GF!
Happened 10 minutes ago.
Post Merge: February 17, 2012, 09:27:17 pm
NexxtThePenguin: /getonline BrianThePenguin(40)
BrianThePenguin(40) has joined the server from Netherlands
NexxtThePenguin: OMG I pwn
[R*]EliteTerm: Ahh that command.
[R*]EliteTerm: Haven't seen it in a while.
Not as funny but still an epic fail, if you saw this IG it was better...
Team_Shejken: <insert long ass link here>
Team_Shejken: Opps sorry
MisterSjeiks: Holy shit it's porn
BrianThePenguin: Shejken no advertising
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Was Ig, seen all 3..Fucking lol'd.. The last one isn't understandable on forums..
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Was Ig, seen all 3..f**king lol'd.. The last one isn't understandable on forums..
Sadly yes...like I said though, would be better if IG
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Anton_Vinci (81) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
PM from Huseyin_Kantarci(26): hi are you admin
PM to Huseyin_Kantarci(26): Nope, what's the problem?
PM from Huseyin_Kantarci(26): just wanted to ask something who is admin you know?
PM to Huseyin_Kantarci(26): /admins - noany on now
PM from Huseyin_Kantarci(26): sauron is active?
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Anton_Vinci (81) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
PM from Huseyin_Kantarci(26): hi are you admin
PM to Huseyin_Kantarci(26): Nope, what's the problem?
PM from Huseyin_Kantarci(26): just wanted to ask something who is admin you know?
PM to Huseyin_Kantarci(26): /admins - noany on now
PM from Huseyin_Kantarci(26): sauron is active?
I don't actually find that funny. It's more of an fact.
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I remember when i was new, i kept cursing sauron for being a terrible admin..
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CrazyDzimmy: (30) dubstep=transformers having sex
:hurray: :war:
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CrazyDzimmy: (30) dubstep=transformers having sex
:hurray: :war:
Strangely enough i agree with this.
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Strangely enough i agree with this.
o.O
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[WS]Michelle_N(78) says: GET IT UP FOR ME
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Picture removed, write it in TEXT
-battle
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Do not posts screenshots - write it down! We do not allow screenshots in this topicDo not posts screenshots - write it down! We do not allow screenshots in this topicDo not posts screenshots - write it doown! We do not allow screenshoe it down! We do not allow screenshots in this topicDo not posts screenshots - write it down! We do not allow screenshots in this topic
Post Merge: February 22, 2012, 03:29:27 am
so dont do it again or everyone will say that
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i WILL remove ANY screenshots posted, i will NOT write it out for ya so post a SS? expect it to vanish.
-battle
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[19:30:31] Admin [Rstar]Jaaskaa(65): glad I got aduty on ... id be dead
[19:30:32] [Rstar]Jaaskaa(65) was killed by Rare.Samiir(27), Helicopter Blades. (Innocent cop killed innocent cop)
[19:30:36] Admin [Rstar]Jaaskaa(65): nvm
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[19:30:31] Admin [Rstar]Jaaskaa(65): glad I got aduty on ... id be dead
[19:30:32] [Rstar]Jaaskaa(65) was killed by Rare.Samiir(27), Helicopter Blades. (Innocent cop killed innocent cop)
[19:30:36] Admin [Rstar]Jaaskaa(65): nvm
When's the funeral for him? Or what's let of him..
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[19:30:31] Admin [Rstar]Jaaskaa(65): glad I got aduty on ... id be dead
[19:30:32] [Rstar]Jaaskaa(65) was killed by Rare.Samiir(27), Helicopter Blades. (Innocent cop killed innocent cop)
[19:30:36] Admin [Rstar]Jaaskaa(65): nvm
hehehehehehe hahahahaa xD
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[19:30:31] Admin [Rstar]Jaaskaa(65): glad I got aduty on ... id be dead
[19:30:32] [Rstar]Jaaskaa(65) was killed by Rare.Samiir(27), Helicopter Blades. (Innocent cop killed innocent cop)
[19:30:36] Admin [Rstar]Jaaskaa(65): nvm
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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[19:30:31] Admin [Rstar]Jaaskaa(65): glad I got aduty on ... id be dead
[19:30:32] [Rstar]Jaaskaa(65) was killed by Rare.Samiir(27), Helicopter Blades. (Innocent cop killed innocent cop)
[19:30:36] Admin [Rstar]Jaaskaa(65): nvm
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Pirza: Hey, I need an admin, can you help?
Santa_CorleoneT(me): Sorry no admins online man
Pirza: But that Jeffrey guy keeps kicking people?
Santa_CorleoneT: -_-
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Pirza: Hey, I need an admin, can you help?
Santa_CorleoneT(me): Sorry no admins online man
Pirza: But that Jeffrey guy keeps kicking people?
Santa_CorleoneT: -_-
:)
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Pirza: Hey, I need an admin, can you help?
Santa_CorleoneT(me): Sorry no admins online man
Pirza: But that Jeffrey guy keeps kicking people?
Santa_CorleoneT: -_-
:) He's correct :)
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Pirza: Hey, I need an admin, can you help?
Santa_CorleoneT(me): Sorry no admins online man
Pirza: But that Jeffrey guy keeps kicking people?
Santa_CorleoneT: -_-
pirza is an old player, I think he's here since 2009, not sure. I can say, you were trolled, sir.
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lol guys drop the conversations :D, the last 2 pages are only some not needed discussions, Keep it clean yoo
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This IS funny chatlogs NOT funny discussion, removed the previous discussion.
-battle
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This IS funny chatlogs NOT funny discussion, removed the previous discussion.
-battle
Most of the recent crap posted here is no where near funny so...
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Most of the recent crap posted here is no where near funny so...
agreed....
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[13:33:01] Kris_Sanders was kicked by [WS]Fuzzy(25) for nice name bro change it.
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Lol
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:(
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[NP]Monte.Montague(28) says: sir you are reckless drive
Wake_Callison(31) says: No I am not
[NP]Monte.Montague(28) says: ok , you may go
LOL :D
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[NP]Monte.Montague(28) says: sir you are reckless drive
Wake_Callison(31) says: No I am not
[NP]Monte.Montague(28) says: ok , you may go
LOL :D
:rofl:
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[NP]Monte.Montague(28) says: sir you are reckless drive
Wake_Callison(31) says: No I am not
[NP]Monte.Montague(28) says: ok , you may go
LOL :D
Hahaha! :D Just reminding me of the one when a ARPD officer pulled over a speeder and asked "Sir, why are you speeding?" and the speeder answered "uhm, because I got a fast car?" then the officer replied "Ok, you can go" xD
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[NP]Monte.Montague(28) says: sir you are reckless drive
Wake_Callison(31) says: No I am not
[NP]Monte.Montague(28) says: ok , you may go
LOL :D
LOOOL :lol:
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Nice ones guys :lol:
This one was a personal message sent to me not long ago...as in, 5 minutes ago!
I've already told you not to keep posting where I do, it's f**king annoying
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Nice ones guys :lol:
This one was a personal message sent to me not long ago...as in, 5 minutes ago!
Majority of the time I post, 3 minutes later there is a reply after it made by you.
Does get pretty annoying after a while.
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Nice ones guys :lol:
This one was a personal message sent to me not long ago...as in, 5 minutes ago!
Keep it in your pm, it's not funny.
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[NP]Monte.Montague(28) says: sir you are reckless drive
Wake_Callison(31) says: No I am not
[NP]Monte.Montague(28) says: ok , you may go
LOL :D
:lol:
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[22:01:49] Steven.Cipone: (84) /getonline [Rstar]Daxx
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[22:02:05] [Rstar]Daxx(103) has joined the server from Finland.
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He doing it wrong, it must be within 5 seconds else it's invalid.
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[22:01:49] Steven.Cipone: (84) /getonline [Rstar]Daxx
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[22:02:05] [Rstar]Daxx(103) has joined the server from Finland.
He doing it wrong, it must be within 5 seconds else it's invalid.
There are 6 seconds! :wow:
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[22:01:49] Steven.Cipone: (84) /getonline [Rstar]Daxx
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[22:02:05] [Rstar]Daxx(103) has joined the server from Finland.
So?
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There are 6 seconds! :wow:
16 :)
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It's funnier than /getonline crap on every second page l0l.
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[19:38:49] Jeffrey_Ancelotti: (69) /getonli.....
It's funnier than /getonline crap on every second page l0l.
Oh... :(
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You were suspected by officer Jim.Teixeira(64) for Pedofile (RolePlay)
**Later On**
[News]-PedoPhile Gets Caught with van full of nude pics
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[22:01:49] Steven.Cipone: (84) /getonline [Rstar]Daxx
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[22:02:05] [Rstar]Daxx(103) has joined the server from Finland.
How is it supposed to be funny? :neutral:
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How is it supposed to be funny? :neutral:
If Daxx would join faster than 16 seconds after Steven typed that "command", it'd be better.
Got it? -.-"
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ATTENTION: Lottery draw #5767 has started. The chosen number will be random.
ATTENTION: Today the winning number is 77.
Lottery News: IcoNic_Evo has won the jackpot of $1010101.
Sorry, but you did not win the lottery this time.
The new jackpot has been started with $7450.
MinceAndTatties (22) yay.. a new player
Zero_Akira He registered 2 days ago xO
And it kept going like that, IcoNic left for some minutes and rejoined and...
<IcoNic_Evo> (19) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOw its all my money
YEAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaa
Haha - one million richer with two days played ;)
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ATTENTION: Lottery draw #5767 has started. The chosen number will be random.
ATTENTION: Today the winning number is 77.
Lottery News: IcoNic_Evo has won the jackpot of $1010101.
Sorry, but you did not win the lottery this time.
The new jackpot has been started with $7450.
MinceAndTatties (22) yay.. a new player
Zero_Akira He registered 2 days ago xO
And it kept going like that, IcoNic left for some minutes and rejoined and...
<IcoNic_Evo> (19) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOw its all my money
YEAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaa
Haha - one million richer with two days played ;)
LOOOOL wooooow he got lucky...
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ATTENTION: Lottery draw #5767 has started. The chosen number will be random.
ATTENTION: Today the winning number is 77.
Lottery News: IcoNic_Evo has won the jackpot of $1010101.
Sorry, but you did not win the lottery this time.
The new jackpot has been started with $7450.
MinceAndTatties (22) yay.. a new player
Zero_Akira He registered 2 days ago xO
And it kept going like that, IcoNic left for some minutes and rejoined and...
<IcoNic_Evo> (19) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOw its all my money
YEAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaa
Haha - one million richer with two days played ;)
I will celebrate 1 year anniversary soon, and I didn't earn more than 600k
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I will celebrate 1 year anniversary soon, and I didn't earn more than 600k
Haha :P I earned 600k, i lost them, then earn 1mil, i lost them, i earn 1mil, i earn 4mil, i earn 8 mil and i lose 8 mil D:
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Haha :P I earned 600k, i lost them, then earn 1mil, i lost them, i earn 1mil, i earn 4mil, i earn 8 mil and i lose 8 mil D:
Lol...
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ATTENTION: Lottery draw #5767 has started. The chosen number will be random.
ATTENTION: Today the winning number is 77.
Lottery News: IcoNic_Evo has won the jackpot of $1010101.
Sorry, but you did not win the lottery this time.
The new jackpot has been started with $7450.
MinceAndTatties (22) yay.. a new player
Zero_Akira He registered 2 days ago xO
And it kept going like that, IcoNic left for some minutes and rejoined and...
<IcoNic_Evo> (19) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOw its all my money
YEAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaa
Haha - one million richer with two days played ;)
Exactly why you should have a passport to purchase a ticket...
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It's hilarious to see old players finding various reasons whenever a new player wins $$ ;).. Tbh, I'm happy he won them, because he will surely use them for house/car or even a business, whilst I'm quite sure if any of you had won them, they would be spent on guns ;P
Lol'd much irl when after 10 mins he shouted on /p :D
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Exactly why you should have a passport to purchase a ticket...
And why exactly should you need to have a passport to buy a ticket?
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Lol'd much irl when after 10 mins he shouted on /p :D
It took a while for it to sink in :)
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And why exactly should you need to have a passport to buy a ticket?
So that no new players wouldn't be available to participate, but that's wrong, current way is good, everybody has the right to...
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And why exactly should you need to have a passport to buy a ticket?
Because most of the time a new player wins the lotto, then leaves the server in a matter of days, leaving a big sum of money basically going to nowhere. Maybe you should prove that you are interested in the server(Waiting 7 days and getting your Passport) before you get the opportunity to win massive ammounts of cash which you can only spend on Guns or Drugs(Can't buy house or bizz or whatever without Passport).
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ATTENTION: Lottery draw #5767 has started. The chosen number will be random.
ATTENTION: Today the winning number is 77.
Lottery News: IcoNic_Evo has won the jackpot of $1010101.
Sorry, but you did not win the lottery this time.
The new jackpot has been started with $7450.
MinceAndTatties (22) yay.. a new player
Zero_Akira He registered 2 days ago xO
And it kept going like that, IcoNic left for some minutes and rejoined and...
<IcoNic_Evo> (19) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOw its all my money
YEAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaa
Haha - one million richer with two days played ;)
Tell him to keep them!I they will gone maybe in a week.
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Because most of the time a new player wins the lotto, then leaves the server in a matter of days, leaving a big sum of money basically going to nowhere. Maybe you should prove that you are interested in the server(Waiting 7 days and getting your Passport) before you get the opportunity to win massive ammounts of cash which you can only spend on Guns or Drugs(Can't buy house or bizz or whatever without Passport).
Why would you care? Let them have fun, you might aswell make a player stay with it.
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Guys, stop being so spiteful because someone one the lotto and you didn't, who gives a damn if he won or not, it does not affect you.
Just be pleased for the dude. Jeez.
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Brian_Steinberg: Yair is the guy who made what most Ex-sforza are
Brian_Steinberg: A great guy
Brian_Steinberg: A great friend
Brian_Steinberg: For all men
Brian_Steinberg: and woman
Brian_Steinberg: Jesus
Brian_Steinberg: Can I request a shoutout?
Skillet_McCollins: Amen.
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I lol'd :3
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lolll(55) has joined the server from Europe.
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[AV]JDC_Kolta: This woman needs some CPR bad.
Freecop1: Hmm, she'll need mouth-to-mouth.
Freecop2: You do it!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: No, you do it!
Freecop1: Wait, I have an idea. *ding*
[AV]JDC_Kolta: What idea? :0
Freecop1: Okay, now jam the bike pump into her mouth.
Freecop2: What if she explodes?
Freecop1: That would be AWESOME!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: omg...
I just love this one, respekt ++++++
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Brian_Steinberg: Yair is the guy who made what most Ex-sforza are
Brian_Steinberg: A great guy
Brian_Steinberg: A great friend
Brian_Steinberg: For all men
Brian_Steinberg: and woman
Brian_Steinberg: Jesus
Brian_Steinberg: Can I request a shoutout?
Skillet_McCollins: Amen.
Aahahahha
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Because most of the time a new player wins the lotto, then leaves the server in a matter of days, leaving a big sum of money basically going to nowhere. Maybe you should prove that you are interested in the server(Waiting 7 days and getting your Passport) before you get the opportunity to win massive ammounts of cash which you can only spend on Guns or Drugs(Can't buy house or bizz or whatever without Passport).
Kris, you don't lose anything if someone else wins the lotto, so I don't see any sence on that ideia.
Signed,
Yakagishiro_Akira
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[01:10:54] 8th.James_DaLiberty(10) stares down the cop.
[01:11:09] You were suspected by officer Kahhbaa_GBY(40) for Starring
Welcome to Argonath RPG!
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[01:10:54] 8th.James_DaLiberty(10) stares down the cop.
[01:11:09] You were suspected by officer Kahhbaa_GBY(40) for Starring
Welcome to Argonath RPG!
:rofl: :rofl:
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Paul_Caultson(xx): It's 45:45PM now.
[WS]Pixy(xx): Since when did we have a 48 hour day? O_o
Paul_Caultson(xx): I meant to write 45:45pm.
Paul_Caultson(xx): Oh my lord...
Paul_Caultson(xx): 4.45pm.
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Paul_Caultson(xx): It's 45:45PM now.
[WS]Pixy(xx): Since when did we have a 48 hour day? O_o
Paul_Caultson(xx): I meant to write 45:45pm.
Paul_Caultson(xx): Oh my lord...
Paul_Caultson(xx): 4.45pm.
:rofl: :rofl:
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Paul_Caultson(xx): It's 45:45PM now.
[WS]Pixy(xx): Since when did we have a 48 hour day? O_o
Paul_Caultson(xx): I meant to write 45:45pm.
Paul_Caultson(xx): Oh my lord...
Paul_Caultson(xx): 4.45pm.
Lol, nice one :lol:
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CaptainCrazy(ID:118) was reported by Doggie_4Life(ID:139) for pm 117 is carjacking
:gd:
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CaptainCrazy(ID:118) was reported by Doggie_4Life(ID:139) for pm 117 is carjacking
:gd:
/report is something far from different to /pm
I remember nearly reporting several friends because of this mistype.
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/report is something far from different to /pm
I remember nearly reporting several friends because of this mistype.
Same
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Paul_Caultson(xx): It's 45:45PM now.
[WS]Pixy(xx): Since when did we have a 48 hour day? O_o
Paul_Caultson(xx): I meant to write 45:45pm.
Paul_Caultson(xx): Oh my lord...
Paul_Caultson(xx): 4.45pm.
Since a few million years into the future when Earths rotation slows, mmmmkay.
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[19:14:07] ------------------------------ IMPORTANT INFORMATION ------------------------------
[19:14:07] ATTENTION: Lottery draw #5854 has started. The chosen number will be random.
[19:14:07] ATTENTION: Today the winning number is 25.
[19:14:09] Sorry, but you did not win the lottery this time.
[19:14:09] Lottery News: The jackpot has been raised to $98136.
[19:14:09] ---------------------------------- ------------------------------------
[19:14:16] <Christopher_Corleone> (74) DAMMIT I VOTED FOR 21
[19:14:22] ------------------------------ IMPORTANT INFORMATION ------------------------------
[19:14:22] ATTENTION: Lottery draw #5855 has started. The chosen number will be random.
[19:14:22] ATTENTION: Today the winning number is 21.
[19:14:24] Lottery News: Donald_SopranoT has won the jackpot of $98136.
[19:14:24] Sorry, but you did not win the lottery this time.
[19:14:25] The new jackpot has been started with $19470.
[19:14:25] ---------------------------------- ------------------------------------
[19:14:31] <Sarah_Ancelotti> (4) LMAo
[19:14:31] <Christopher_Corleone> (74) WTF
[19:14:38] <Christopher_Corleone> (74) what lukc...
[19:14:40] <Cyril_Olaso> (110) Hahaha Christopher
[19:14:45] <Maxwell_Bittencourt> (132) christopher, you're a unlucky guy
[19:14:50] <Christopher_Corleone> (74) i didnt have enough cash to buy 21
Bad luck Christopher :lol:
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god damnit i've bought 25 for years
and the day it comes out im not online
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I used 25 for months but few weeks ago i changed the number because it pissed me off. :D
N1.
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I remember a lotto spree where it first was 25, then 27.. Guess what number I always choose..
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I remember a lotto spree where it first was 25, then 27.. Guess what number I always choose..
26? :rofl:
I won a 2.2mil lotto with 23... I was choosing 23 for some months so I had to be lucky one day eh? :D
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26? :rofl:
I won a 2.2mil lotto with 23... I was choosing 23 for some months so I had to be lucky one day eh? :D
I won 2.6 mil with 26 once.
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/lotto random FTW! :D
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I remember winning a $666,666 lotto. The lotto is evil, everyone!
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You have just received a special reward of $333333!
You have just received a special reward of $333333!
There we go, $666666
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You have just received a special reward of $333333!
You have just received a special reward of $333333!
There we go, $666666
Was that from that event hosted by Gimli with bikes above LS argobank? If yes, I won a $333k prize too :x
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Correct, I managed to bag both.
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Nice one Devin :)
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[08:18:05] EpicCookie was banned by [WS]Chuck_Testa(55) for Vibator hacks... wtf man.
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[08:18:05] EpicCookie was banned by [WS]Chuck_Testa(55) for Vibator hacks... wtf man.
:hah:
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[08:18:05] EpicCookie was banned by [WS]Chuck_Testa(55) for Vibator hacks... wtf man.
What vibrator hack? :roll:
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[08:18:05] EpicCookie was banned by [WS]Chuck_Testa(55) for Vibator hacks... wtf man.
:lol:
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I was just jailed by Mongo for 75 seconds, (the 5 seconds were Mongos tax to me) and look what happend! :D
Mongo(62) gives Mikal a sheep (I'm Welsh :P)
Mongo(62) says: have fun
[AAF]Mikal(119) says: You....... English person!
Mongo(62) says: wtf
Mongo(62) says: no flaming <----------------- LOL! :lol:
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Mongo(62) gives Mikal a sheep (I'm Welsh :P)
Mongo(62) says: have fun
[AAF]Mikal(119) says: You....... English person!
Mongo(62) says: wtf
Mongo(62) says: no flaming <----------------- LOL! :lol:
Oh my.. :lol:
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I was just jailed by Mongo for 75 seconds, (the 5 seconds were Mongos tax to me) and look what happend! :D
Mongo(62) gives Mikal a sheep (I'm Welsh :P)
Mongo(62) says: have fun
[AAF]Mikal(119) says: You....... English person!
Mongo(62) says: wtf
Mongo(62) says: no flaming <----------------- LOL! :lol:
Bad boy!
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*flooding of Happy Bday*
[13:49:48] <Elari> (124) happy bday
[13:49:48] <Nim_Gambino> (54) Happy B-Day
[13:49:48] <Steven_Jeffrey> (38) HB
[13:49:48] <Jenifer_Smith> (48) B day :D
[13:49:48] <Jonathan_Collin> (31) Congratulations, Happy Birthday
[13:49:48] <Sonny.> (58) Happy BIRTHDAY!!!
[13:49:49] <Rocky_Stracci> (6) Happy Birthday
[13:49:49] <Johan_Soprano> (69) hbd
[13:49:53] <Robin_Waterwoods> (114) Happy Condom Fail Day
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*flooding of Happy Bday*
[13:49:48] <Elari> (124) happy bday
[13:49:48] <Nim_Gambino> (54) Happy B-Day
[13:49:48] <Steven_Jeffrey> (38) HB
[13:49:48] <Jenifer_Smith> (48) B day :D
[13:49:48] <Jonathan_Collin> (31) Congratulations, Happy Birthday
[13:49:48] <Sonny.> (58) Happy BIRTHDAY!!!
[13:49:49] <Rocky_Stracci> (6) Happy Birthday
[13:49:49] <Johan_Soprano> (69) hbd
[13:49:53] <Robin_Waterwoods> (114) Happy Condom Fail Day
:lol: Polo condoms, the one with the hole!
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Oh that's just... AWWWHH!!
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I don't like to usually post my own jokes, but eh?!
[22:16:13] raretets(131) was warned by Salmonella(73) for capitals in mainchat.
[22:16:46] <Jubin> (145) For Salmonella - Warsaw, London, Washington, Valletta, Berlin, Stockholm, Oslo
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I don't like to usually post my own jokes, but eh?!
[22:16:13] raretets(131) was warned by Salmonella(73) for capitals in mainchat.
[22:16:46] <Jubin> (145) For Salmonella - Warsaw, London, Washington, Valletta, Berlin, Stockholm, Oslo
Bucharest.
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Bucharest.
Was about to say Belgrade - FU
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Was about to say Belgrade - FU
No.
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[21:00:21] KhornateMonkey(99): Police Radio: DO NOT shoot or KILL 75, he's an Informant, Over.
[21:00:21] KhornateMonkey(99): Police Radio: DO NOT shoot or KILL 75, he's an Informant, Over.
[21:00:21] KhornateMonkey(99): Police Radio: DO NOT shoot or KILL 75, he's an Informant, Over.
[21:00:23] Lovro(35): Police Radio: Can i kill id 75 ?, Over.
This guy is my hero.
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[21:00:21] KhornateMonkey(99): Police Radio: DO NOT shoot or KILL 75, he's an Informant, Over.
[21:00:21] KhornateMonkey(99): Police Radio: DO NOT shoot or KILL 75, he's an Informant, Over.
[21:00:21] KhornateMonkey(99): Police Radio: DO NOT shoot or KILL 75, he's an Informant, Over.
[21:00:23] Lovro(35): Police Radio: Can i kill id 75 ?, Over.
This guy is my hero.
Haha, exactly my humour :lol:
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I was just jailed by Mongo for 75 seconds, (the 5 seconds were Mongos tax to me) and look what happend! :D
Mongo(62) gives Mikal a sheep (I'm Welsh :P)
Mongo(62) says: have fun
[AAF]Mikal(119) says: You....... English person!
Mongo(62) says: wtf
Mongo(62) says: no flaming <----------------- LOL! :lol:
Horrible insult man... :(
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[21:00:21] KhornateMonkey(99): Police Radio: DO NOT shoot or KILL 75, he's an Informant, Over.
[21:00:21] KhornateMonkey(99): Police Radio: DO NOT shoot or KILL 75, he's an Informant, Over.
[21:00:21] KhornateMonkey(99): Police Radio: DO NOT shoot or KILL 75, he's an Informant, Over.
[21:00:23] Lovro(35): Police Radio: Can i kill id 75 ?, Over.
This guy is my hero.
:rofl:
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Horrible insult man... :(
:D
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*Plam dies*
[20:49:17] Admin Plam_Knight(74): How did I die exactly ?
[20:49:17] Admin Cyril_Olaso(29): Unknown reason
[20:49:17] Admin Plam_Knight(74): I was /spectating and boom dead
[20:49:18] Admin Cyril_Olaso(29): bug :p
[20:49:18] Admin TeaM_Shejken(139): bug
[20:49:23] Admin Murt(17): Yeah Plam, bug.
[20:49:32] Admin Chris_Knight(13): lost his bug virginity :D
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[20:49:32] Admin Chris_Knight(13): lost his bug virginity :D
Pwned!! :lol:
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Argonath RPG, where you can get raped by bugs. :lol:
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Horrible insult man... :(
:hit:
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:hit:
Oh I see, you English!
Lifelesser was banned by [WS]Mash(6) for Big pants you've to carry those 132 nightsticks. Weapon hacks. :lol:
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Argonath RPG, where you can get raped by bugs. :lol:
Insectophiles ?
fuck this world.
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Lifelesser was banned by [WS]Mash(6) for Big pants you've to carry those 132 nightsticks. Weapon hacks. :lol:
Lol.
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Abdallah_Two(35) was warned by Alonso_Corleone(2) for You
Abdallah_Two(35) was warned by [MA]Gregerson(55) for Are
Abdallah_Two(35) was banned by [WS]Mash(43) for Airbreaking
Even though I don't like to post my own things but I laughed so damn hard when we came up with this :lol:
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Abdallah_Two(35) was warned by Alonso_Corleone(2) for You
Abdallah_Two(35) was warned by [MA]Gregerson(55) for Are
Abdallah_Two(35) was banned by [WS]Mash(43) for Airbreaking
Even though I don't like to post my own things but I laughed so damn hard when we came up with this :lol:
LOL nice :P
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Abdallah_Two(35) was warned by Alonso_Corleone(2) for You
Abdallah_Two(35) was warned by [MA]Gregerson(55) for Are
Abdallah_Two(35) was banned by [WS]Mash(43) for Airbreaking
Even though I don't like to post my own things but I laughed so damn hard when we came up with this :lol:
Indeed a very good one :lol:
And here comes another Mash masterpiece :lol: :lol: :lol: :
ImNotAnotherHacker(ID) was warned by [WS]Mash for Kick or ban?
ImNotAnotherHacker(ID): Whatever
Fice(ID)hahaha
ImNotAnotherHacker(ID) was banned by [WS]Mash for Banevading
Well, not as funny as the first one but close enough :cool:
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Mash, theres 3 of your funny bans in this page now. :lol:
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Mash, theres 3 of your funny bans in this page now. :lol:
You think its time to claim fees to publish my banreasons? :redface:
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Whahaha Mash, you're becoming like Dellstorm in around August, I remember him banning, kicking and warning with all sorts of funny reaonry :P
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Indeed a very good one :lol:
And here comes another Mash masterpiece :lol: :lol: :lol: :
ImNotAnotherHacker(ID) was warned by [WS]Mash for Kick or ban?
ImNotAnotherHacker(ID): Whatever
Fice(ID)hahaha
ImNotAnotherHacker(ID) was banned by [WS]Mash for Banevading
Well, not as funny as the first one but close enough :cool:
Don't you mean a MASHterpiece?
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Abdallah_Two(35) was warned by Alonso_Corleone(2) for You
Abdallah_Two(35) was warned by [MA]Gregerson(55) for Are
Abdallah_Two(35) was banned by [WS]Mash(43) for Airbreaking
Even though I don't like to post my own things but I laughed so damn hard when we came up with this :lol:
/lol :rofl:
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In response to Mash..
vinicio_costa(74) was warned by [RI]Juan_Matute(19) for BOOOOOO.
vinicio_costa(74) was warned by iMunna(47) for OOOOM.
vinicio_costa(74) was banned by StrikeFreedom(30) for H-h-headshot! Weapon hacks.
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Abdallah_Two was kicked by [MA]Gregersen(55) for Wish Jcstodds could abuse you.
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Abdallah_Two(35) was warned by Alonso_Corleone(2) for You
Abdallah_Two(35) was warned by [MA]Gregerson(55) for Are
Abdallah_Two(35) was banned by [WS]Mash(43) for Airbreaking
That's what I call admin teamwork. :lol:
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Haha, nice one Dutchy! Teamwork within the admin team to remove hackers on the funniest way is funny and appriceated from the public, atleast what it seems :D
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You think its time to claim fees to publish my banreasons? :redface:
I aint even paying you! Sue me! :D
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[19:05:31]Hasan_Chache(157) was warned by ChickNorris(70) for weapon hacking - ban incomming.
[19:05:33]Mitakaa: I go to pOLICE
[19:05:34]Hasan_Chache(157) was warned by ChickNorris(70) for weapon hacking - ban incomming again.
[19:05:35]Hasan_Chache(157) was warned by ChickNorris(70) for weapon hacking - ban incomming again.
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He got auto kicked instead of banned. :redface:
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dooub(40) has joined the server from India.
baxkam(47) has joined the server from India.
Account exists, login please
[Rstar]EliteTerm(52) has joined the server from India.
Dario_Ruiz(45) has joined the server from India.
Johnny_Mayhem(50) has joined the server from India.
Dexter_Corleone(42) has joined the server from India.
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dooub(40) has joined the server from India.
baxkam(47) has joined the server from India.
Account exists, login please
[Rstar]EliteTerm(52) has joined the server from India.
Dario_Ruiz(45) has joined the server from India.
Johnny_Mayhem(50) has joined the server from India.
Dexter_Corleone(42) has joined the server from India.
Welcome to India Elite :D :rofl:
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In response to Mash..
That's called useful teamwork! :D
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dooub(40) has joined the server from India.
baxkam(47) has joined the server from India.
Account exists, login please
[Rstar]EliteTerm(52) has joined the server from India.
Dario_Ruiz(45) has joined the server from India.
Johnny_Mayhem(50) has joined the server from India.
Dexter_Corleone(42) has joined the server from India.
Haha, nice one :lol:
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dooub(40) has joined the server from India.
baxkam(47) has joined the server from India.
Account exists, login please
[Rstar]EliteTerm(52) has joined the server from India.
Dario_Ruiz(45) has joined the server from India.
Johnny_Mayhem(50) has joined the server from India.
Dexter_Corleone(42) has joined the server from India.
Some Argonath meeting IRL. :lol:
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Some Argonath meeting IRL. :lol:
They were meeting to make a plan on how to get rid of you! :D
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Just to be fair, and let people know the truth, this Abdallah guy was hacking, and there was only moderators online, so I chose to kick him.. He returned.. and I kicked him.. thats how it went on for 7 times or so, until I ajailed him... he airbroke away.. so I kicked him for the reason below.. Jcstodss could take him as an illegal immigrant..
Abdallah_Two was kicked by [MA]Gregersen(55) for Wish Jcstodds could abuse you.
Abdallah_Two(35) was warned by Alonso_Corleone(2) for You
Abdallah_Two(35) was warned by [MA]Gregerson(55) for Are
Abdallah_Two(35) was banned by [WS]Mash(43) for Airbreaking
Even though I don't like to post my own things but I laughed so damn hard when we came up with this :lol:
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Just to be fair, and let people know the truth, this Abdallah guy was hacking, and there was only moderators online, so I chose to kick him.. He returned.. and I kicked him.. thats how it went on for 7 times or so, until I ajailed him... he airbroke away.. so I kicked him for the reason below.. Jcstodss could take him as an illegal immigrant..
Was he the guy that got a jailed by admins, then admins invited everyone to an event at KAAC military fuels which ended up in like 8 players attacking him with guns through the jail area? :lol:
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No, Mikal, it wasnt :)
PM to AaronKillz(39): bru, i think they wanna kidnap me, stay! :P
AaronKillz(39) shouts: Kill that officer!!!
PM to AaronKillz(39): so much for that help....
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Server informs that DellStorm might have hacked 1 flower...
Admin [Rstar]DellStorm(32): a flower umad server?
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I told Murt that he had five seconds to leave the server, or he'd be banned :D
Admin Murt(6): bye then
Admin [MA]Gregersen(82): thought so
Error: target player not connected
Admin [MA]Gregersen(82) the f**k, murt left
Murt(80) has joined the server from Sweden
Spectating a guy we caught banevading.......
Murt(17) says: Hello mr banevader, I know you banevade and use hacks all the time
Murt(17) says: can you stop please and ask for an unban over the forum?
tyronemaster(66) says: ok
Murt(17) says: The thing is you just waste our time
tyronemaster(66) says: fuck u murt
Murt(17) says: Why don't you wanna be unbanned and play legit on our server?
Spectating then stopped.....
The target player has left the server
Murt got pwned for the win, when he could've banned the dude :P
PM from Scorpion0204(27): i'll just take u :S
PM from Scorpion0204(27): lol its free :/
PM to Scorpion0204(27): whats free? D:
PM from Scorpion0204(27): i am :D
PM to Scorpion0204(27): hmm.. ur cheap.. very cheap
[WS]Mash:(30) you're very, very close to a tempban
Taik_Bellerd:(41) why
[WS]Mash:(30) Either you read our rules and obey them
Taik_Bellerd: (41) where does the rules say I cant be gay
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Taik_Bellerd: (41) where does the rules say I cant be gay
:gd:
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*Medic appears with his ambulance*
[17:39:44] ***[2132] [TCL]Naz_Oakwood(79): Oh god.
[17:39:51] ***[2132] [TCL]Naz_Oakwood(79): "HEAL" ?!
[17:39:51] ***[2132] Quenton_Stanfield(58): HEAL?! :P
[17:39:51] Morris_Darnell(118) says: heal?
Oh god WHY ?!
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*Medic appears with his ambulance*
[17:39:44] ***[2132] [TCL]Naz_Oakwood(79): Oh god.
[17:39:51] ***[2132] [TCL]Naz_Oakwood(79): "HEAL" ?!
[17:39:51] ***[2132] Quenton_Stanfield(58): HEAL?! :P
[17:39:51] Morris_Darnell(118) says: heal?
Oh god WHY ?!
Hahaha, its me, Quenton :rofl:
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Was he the guy that got a jailed by admins, then admins invited everyone to an event at KAAC military fuels which ended up in like 8 players attacking him with guns through the jail area? :lol:
No, that player was: 'I'mSorry...Bitch' - I killed him two times >imlying I killed Mash 2 times also :(
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[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: FBI to SAPD, Over.
[WS]Pepper(39): Police Radio: SAPD, Over.
[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: Not you, god., Over.
[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: FBI to SAPD., Over.
[WS]Pepper(39): Police Radio: ah come on!, Over.
[WS]Pepper(39): Police Radio: *different voice* SAPD here, Over.
Andrew_Collin(5): Police Radio: SAPD here, go ahead, Over.
[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: Hello, can I have a high ranked at Downtown-market to north road please?, Over.
Andrew_Collin(5): Police Radio: One moment operator, Over.
[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: Some of your units are under influience of drugs., Over.
[WS]Pepper(39): Police Radio: *different voice* sure thing!, Over.
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[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: FBI to SAPD, Over.
[WS]Pepper(39): Police Radio: SAPD, Over.
[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: Not you, god., Over.
[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: FBI to SAPD., Over.
[WS]Pepper(39): Police Radio: ah come on!, Over.
[WS]Pepper(39): Police Radio: *different voice* SAPD here, Over.
Andrew_Collin(5): Police Radio: SAPD here, go ahead, Over.
[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: Hello, can I have a high ranked at Downtown-market to north road please?, Over.
Andrew_Collin(5): Police Radio: One moment operator, Over.
[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: Some of your units are under influience of drugs., Over.
[WS]Pepper(39): Police Radio: *different voice* sure thing!, Over.
Bad cops, bad! :mad:
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[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: FBI to SAPD, Over.
[WS]Pepper(39): Police Radio: SAPD, Over.
[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: Not you, god., Over.
[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: FBI to SAPD., Over.
[WS]Pepper(39): Police Radio: ah come on!, Over.
[WS]Pepper(39): Police Radio: *different voice* SAPD here, Over.
Andrew_Collin(5): Police Radio: SAPD here, go ahead, Over.
[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: Hello, can I have a high ranked at Downtown-market to north road please?, Over.
Andrew_Collin(5): Police Radio: One moment operator, Over.
[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: Some of your units are under influience of drugs., Over.
[WS]Pepper(39): Police Radio: *different voice* sure thing!, Over.
Haha pepper does know his role-play :D
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[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: FBI to SAPD, Over.
[WS]Pepper(39): Police Radio: SAPD, Over.
[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: Not you, god., Over.
[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: FBI to SAPD., Over.
[WS]Pepper(39): Police Radio: ah come on!, Over.
[WS]Pepper(39): Police Radio: *different voice* SAPD here, Over.
Andrew_Collin(5): Police Radio: SAPD here, go ahead, Over.
[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: Hello, can I have a high ranked at Downtown-market to north road please?, Over.
Andrew_Collin(5): Police Radio: One moment operator, Over.
[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: Some of your units are under influience of drugs., Over.
[WS]Pepper(39): Police Radio: *different voice* sure thing!, Over.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: FBI to SAPD, Over.
[WS]Pepper(39): Police Radio: SAPD, Over.
[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: Not you, god., Over.
[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: FBI to SAPD., Over.
[WS]Pepper(39): Police Radio: ah come on!, Over.
[WS]Pepper(39): Police Radio: *different voice* SAPD here, Over.
Andrew_Collin(5): Police Radio: SAPD here, go ahead, Over.
[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: Hello, can I have a high ranked at Downtown-market to north road please?, Over.
Andrew_Collin(5): Police Radio: One moment operator, Over.
[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: Some of your units are under influience of drugs., Over.
[WS]Pepper(39): Police Radio: *different voice* sure thing!, Over.
:redface:
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[23:13:44] Heroin(10) was warned by Plam_Knight(40) for One report is enough.
[23:13:45] Heroin(10) was warned by [WS]Reece(1) for One report is enough.
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They have the telepathy thing or whatever it is. :D
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[23:13:44] Heroin(10) was warned by Plam_Knight(40) for One report is enough.
[23:13:45] Heroin(10) was warned by [WS]Reece(1) for One report is enough.
One warn is enough.
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One warn is enough.
LOL
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[23:13:44] Heroin(10) was warned by Plam_Knight(40) for One report is enough.
[23:13:45] Heroin(10) was warned by [WS]Reece(1) for One report is enough.
I see what you did there. :rules:
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EX-SAPD kicking method is just awesome.
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:redface:
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/i-see-what-you-did-there.png)
I still remember that night and laugh out hard :lol:
Roleplay ended up by you or another cop running me over, hahah
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Roleplay ended up by you or another cop running me over, hahah
Does this mean it's legal to run over FBI Agents now? :D
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Does this mean it's legal to run over FBI Agents now? :D
Not D:..
Cookies to Gibson Collin for giving us a solo tonight on LSPD hahaha.
So, I was bugged with the interior so I did spectate instead, and I came across Gibson locked inside the toilet.. playing the guitar.
*Gibson Collin takes out a guitar.
iSanta(12) says: wowo
Gibson_Collin(15) shouts: you are the one!!
Gibson_Collin(15) shouts: you are the one and only!!
iSanta(12) says: the rock star is here
Gibson_Collin(15) shouts: no body id rather be!!
(http://i50.tinypic.com/ivcwmu_th.png) (http://i50.tinypic.com/ivcwmu.png)
Not quite funny to read, but the moment was epic.
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Not D:..
Cookies to Gibson Collin for giving us a solo tonight on LSPD hahaha.
So, I was bugged with the interior so I did spectate instead, and I came across Gibson locked inside the toilet.. playing the guitar.
*Gibson Collin takes out a guitar.
iSanta(12) says: wowo
Gibson_Collin(15) shouts: you are the one!!
Gibson_Collin(15) shouts: you are the one and only!!
iSanta(12) says: the rock star is here
Gibson_Collin(15) shouts: no body id rather be!!
(http://i50.tinypic.com/ivcwmu_th.png) (http://i50.tinypic.com/ivcwmu.png)
Not quite funny to read, but the moment was epic.
Haha, he was in jail too. :lol:
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How did he lock himself inside the toilet anyway? :trust: :lol:
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just happened thought it was funny -_-
PM to Rawbie_Carter(18): want 18 weed -_-
PM from Rawbie_Carter(18): why dont u sell it lol
M to Rawbie_Carter(18): what i ment i need 2k and thats all i got ima whore myself out after this
PM from Rawbie_Carter(18): lol
You received $2000 from Rawbie_Carter(18) in your bank account.
PM to Rawbie_Carter(18): you saved my anus
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*text*
Posting logs you're directly involved in isn't really funny, buddy.
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***[1113] Tomer_Kolta(19): Current 10-20 :: Foster Valley
***[1113] Tomer_Kolta(19): Current 10-20 :: Doherty
***[1113] Tomer_Kolta(19): Current 10-20 :: Garcia
***[1113] Tomer_Kolta(19): Current 10-20 :: Ocean Flats
***[1113] Alexander_Crowley(28): jeffrey will pwn yu
Tomer_Kolta (19) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
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***[1113] Tomer_Kolta(19): Current 10-20 :: Foster Valley
***[1113] Tomer_Kolta(19): Current 10-20 :: Doherty
***[1113] Tomer_Kolta(19): Current 10-20 :: Garcia
***[1113] Tomer_Kolta(19): Current 10-20 :: Ocean Flats
***[1113] Alexander_Crowley(28): jeffrey will pwn yu
Tomer_Kolta (19) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
LOL
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***[1113] Tomer_Kolta(19): Current 10-20 :: Foster Valley
***[1113] Tomer_Kolta(19): Current 10-20 :: Doherty
***[1113] Tomer_Kolta(19): Current 10-20 :: Garcia
***[1113] Tomer_Kolta(19): Current 10-20 :: Ocean Flats
***[1113] Alexander_Crowley(28): jeffrey will pwn yu
Tomer_Kolta (19) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
Lmao
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***[1113] Tomer_Kolta(19): Current 10-20 :: Foster Valley
***[1113] Tomer_Kolta(19): Current 10-20 :: Doherty
***[1113] Tomer_Kolta(19): Current 10-20 :: Garcia
***[1113] Tomer_Kolta(19): Current 10-20 :: Ocean Flats
***[1113] Alexander_Crowley(28): jeffrey will pwn yu
Tomer_Kolta (19) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
Indeed funny but without timestamp isn't it as funny it could be. :roll:
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Indeed funny but without timestamp isn't it as funny it could be. :roll:
I had the timestamp on but I hadn't typed it.
Anyways, Tomer was speaking too much and made Jeffrey angry. :lol:
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***[1113] Tomer_Kolta(19): Current 10-20 :: Foster Valley
***[1113] Tomer_Kolta(19): Current 10-20 :: Doherty
***[1113] Tomer_Kolta(19): Current 10-20 :: Garcia
***[1113] Tomer_Kolta(19): Current 10-20 :: Ocean Flats
***[1113] Alexander_Crowley(28): jeffrey will pwn yu
Tomer_Kolta (19) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
I guess you can say he talked...
/me puts on shades.
...too much.
(http://files.sharenator.com/csi_miami_skyline_RE_We_know_it_was_you_Mr_Smith-s400x230-56680.jpg)
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***[1113] Tomer_Kolta(19): Current 10-20 :: Foster Valley
***[1113] Tomer_Kolta(19): Current 10-20 :: Doherty
***[1113] Tomer_Kolta(19): Current 10-20 :: Garcia
***[1113] Tomer_Kolta(19): Current 10-20 :: Ocean Flats
***[1113] Alexander_Crowley(28): jeffrey will pwn yu
Tomer_Kolta (19) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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[18:42:00] <Tomer_Kolta> (111) Drix what gray
[18:42:09] <[Rstar]Drix> (23) u calling me gay??
[18:42:13] <[Rstar]Drix> (23) ME?!!?
[18:47:05] *** You have joined channel 7977. The channel is owned by [AAF]Mircea_Niko.
[18:47:05] *** Entry message: Drug Enforcement Agency
[18:47:08] ***[7977] Danny_Williams(116): say what
[18:47:10] ***[7977] [AAF]Mircea_Niko(37): what
[18:47:19] ***[7977] Danny_Williams(116): Good.
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[18:42:00] <Tomer_Kolta> (111) Drix what gray
[18:42:09] <[Rstar]Drix> (23) u calling me gay??
[18:42:13] <[Rstar]Drix> (23) ME?!!?
** /me coughs
[18:47:05] *** You have joined channel 7977. The channel is owned by [AAF]Mircea_Niko.
[18:47:05] *** Entry message: Drug Enforcement Agency
[18:47:08] ***[7977] Danny_Williams(116): say what
[18:47:10] ***[7977] [AAF]Mircea_Niko(37): what
[18:47:19] ***[7977] Danny_Williams(116): Good.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Old one..
[13:49:48] You reported Just_This(ID:41) to admins for TP hacks..
[13:49:49] Quenton_Stanfield: (13) I would, but I am suspect : (
[13:49:51] Young_Sam(3) has joined the server from Sweden.
[13:49:56] Alonso_Corleone(50) is looking into your report.
[13:49:56] Rydell_Corleone(8) is looking into your report.
[13:49:56] [WS]Reece(33) is looking into your report.
[13:49:59] [SACS]Renz0: (15) Oh damn.
[13:50:02] [MA]James_Hardy: (4) what other way is there to be a medic than to RP, Renz0?
[13:50:11] Steve_McGarrett: (47) Wow! Finally admins are active : D
[00:39:44] Squeak_Araatus: (6) AHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAH
[00:39:50] Squeak_Araatus(6) was warned by gREGERSEN_cORLEONE(27) for Drop caps lock please.
[00:39:54] Squeak_Araatus: (6) wtf man
[00:40:00] Squeak_Araatus: (6) your name is in fucking caps lock
[00:40:09] Steve_McGarrett: (14) LoL!!!
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[00:39:44] Squeak_Araatus: (6) AHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAH
[00:39:50] Squeak_Araatus(6) was warned by gREGERSEN_cORLEONE(27) for Drop caps lock please.
[00:39:54] Squeak_Araatus: (6) wtf man
[00:40:00] Squeak_Araatus: (6) your name is in f**king caps lock
[00:40:09] Steve_McGarrett: (14) LoL!!!
haha :rofl:
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Banevader has been kicked by jeffrey for flooding
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Ban evader has been kicked by Jeffrey.
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Ban evader has been kicked by Jeffrey.
Sir, look above you...
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Sir, look above you...
I've fixed that because he failed it.
My post is correct. :D
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I've fixed that because he failed it.
My post is correct. :D
You can't name yourself Ban evader, because the game would only display Ban. It's because of the space.
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You can't name yourself Ban evader, because the game would only display Ban. It's because of the space.
English?
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English?
He pawned you, because he is right :cop:
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Ban evader has been kicked by Jeffrey.
This is the right one.
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You can't name yourself Ban evader, because the game would only display Ban. It's because of the space.
>RCON Admin banned a ban evader through the panel and posted a red message as Jeffrey
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The Ban Evader was kicked by Jefferey is a legitimate script used to kick a former banevader...................
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So if someone gets banned and logs in with another account and got the same IP he will be automatically banned? :neutral:
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OMG Everyday I see 10-20 ppl kicked this way O.O
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OMG Everyday I see 10-20 ppl kicked this way O.O
Actually we're not talking about the kicks from Jeffrey because of flooding.
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Actually we're not talking about the kicks from Jeffrey because of flooding.
Whats your point?
We still see multiple of these ban evader kicks in a day, whats flooding got to do with it?
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Arguing about a kick or how it was done, where it was done, who did it or the way it is spelt has NOTHING to do with funny chatlogs.....
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[18:42:00] <Tomer_Kolta> (111) Drix what gray
[18:42:09] <[Rstar]Drix> (23) u calling me gay??
[18:42:13] <[Rstar]Drix> (23) ME?!!?
[18:47:05] *** You have joined channel 7977. The channel is owned by [AAF]Mircea_Niko.
[18:47:05] *** Entry message: Drug Enforcement Agency
[18:47:08] ***[7977] Danny_Williams(116): say what
[18:47:10] ***[7977] [AAF]Mircea_Niko(37): what
[18:47:19] ***[7977] Danny_Williams(116): Good.
** /me coughs
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Why you caughting? :trust:
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[Rstar]Gandalf was banned by [Rstar]xcasio(143) for Orly?.
Its [Rstar]RON Or just Gandalf, Not a mix :hah:
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[Rstar]Gandalf was banned by [Rstar]xcasio(143) for Orly?.
Its [Rstar]RON ( Or RONNEL, can't remember) Or just Gandalf, Not a mix :hah:
[Rstar]RON is Aragorn and [Rstar]Ronnel is Gandalf.
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[Rstar]RON is Aragorn and [Rstar]Ronnel is Gandalf.
TY, always mix them up.
Fixed.
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Peter_Arsic(21) Why is there no fireman missions?
HINT: you did not login in time
:lol:
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I don't get it.
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I don't get it.
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I don't get it.
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Peter_Arsic(21) Why is there no fireman missions?
HINT: you did not login in time
:lol:
Wait! Wait! I think I got it!!
loading...................
Shit.. I haven't fucking got it. :(
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I don't get it...
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I don't get it.
Why has "Funny Chatlogs" become no moar funny?
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You guys, you don't get it? A few people have already said that. You don't need to flood the same thing over and over again.
:ps: Fraggernader, your post is not funny either.
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Btw Luke they are Post hunting... And The post of Mine i've were Opening my GTA SA I've went afk then It Came Peter ...
Then the Hint Came HINT: You did not login in time
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Maybe if you were able to understand what I said, I didn't actually say it wasn't funny. I said I didn't get it, as in; Please explain. But nice try though
Jessica: how do i kidnap someone??
Randomguy: roleplay it
Jessica: /roleplay is unknown command!!
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Murt: damn :(|
Murt: I crashed with my plane
Xyliosius: IRL ?
[Rstar]Razor: lol
kun4L: IG
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Murt: damn :(|
Murt: I crashed with my plane
Xyliosius: IRL ?
[Rstar]Razor: lol
kun4L: IG
LOL :)
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Murt: damn :(|
Murt: I crashed with my plane
Xyliosius: IRL ?
[Rstar]Razor: lol
kun4L: IG
Duh. :lol:
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Old one..
[00:39:44] Squeak_Araatus: (6) AHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAH
[00:39:50] Squeak_Araatus(6) was warned by gREGERSEN_cORLEONE(27) for Drop caps lock please.
[00:39:54] Squeak_Araatus: (6) wtf man
[00:40:00] Squeak_Araatus: (6) your name is in f**king caps lock
[00:40:09] Steve_McGarrett: (14) LoL!!!
ahhh :lol: a :lol: h :lol: ah :lol: ahhahaahahhhahah
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[20:11:48] ***[WS:CB] Tom_Adams(44): ---->Duel's ass
[20:12:04] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Michelle_N(1): duel doedsn't got a ass
[20:12:04] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Michelle_N(1): an*
[20:12:04] ***[WS:CB] Tom_Adams(44): what then ?
[20:12:16] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Duel(66): thx
[20:12:16] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Duel(66): >you raped it
[20:12:20] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Michelle_N(1): he got nothing
[20:12:20] ***[WS:CB] Mark_McDane.Jr(14): Already hate it..
[20:12:28] ***[WS:CB] Tom_Adams(44): how is he walking then
[20:12:33] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Duel(66): >legs
[20:12:38] ***[WS:CB] Tom_Adams(44): -_-
[20:12:43] ***[WS:CB] Mark_McDane.Jr(14): 2 hands.
[20:12:49] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Michelle_N(1): tom
[20:12:51] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Michelle_N(1): LOL
[20:12:51] ***[WS:CB] Tom_Adams(44): inb4 walking on head
[20:12:56] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Duel(66): >tom
[20:13:03] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Michelle_N(1): i dont want to know how you wakl but you dont walk on your ass
[20:13:15] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Duel(66): LOL
[20:13:15] ***[WS:CB] Mark_McDane.Jr(14): inb4 --> 9gag --> no humor newb.
[20:13:18] ***[WS:CB] Tom_Adams(44): well, your legs are somehow stuck in your ass :D
[20:13:24] ***[WS:CB] Tom_Adams(44): or w/e :D:D
[20:13:30] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Michelle_N(1): LOOOOOOOL
[20:13:35] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Duel(66): LOOOOOOL
[20:13:36] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Michelle_N(1): i dont want to know how you are built
[20:13:47] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Duel(66): im LOL Irl
[20:13:50] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Michelle_N(1): but thats not so good if your legs are stuck on your ass
[20:13:51] ***[WS:CB] Tom_Adams(44): im built like every normal person but my english about biology sucks :D
[20:13:52] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Michelle_N(1): SAME LOLl
Tom, LOL that moment was flipping hilarious! :lol:
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[20:11:48] ***[WS:CB] Tom_Adams(44): ---->Duel's ass
[20:12:04] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Michelle_N(1): duel doedsn't got a ass
[20:12:04] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Michelle_N(1): an*
[20:12:04] ***[WS:CB] Tom_Adams(44): what then ?
[20:12:16] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Duel(66): thx
[20:12:16] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Duel(66): >you raped it
[20:12:20] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Michelle_N(1): he got nothing
[20:12:20] ***[WS:CB] Mark_McDane.Jr(14): Already hate it..
[20:12:28] ***[WS:CB] Tom_Adams(44): how is he walking then
[20:12:33] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Duel(66): >legs
[20:12:38] ***[WS:CB] Tom_Adams(44): -_-
[20:12:43] ***[WS:CB] Mark_McDane.Jr(14): 2 hands.
[20:12:49] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Michelle_N(1): tom
[20:12:51] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Michelle_N(1): LOL
[20:12:51] ***[WS:CB] Tom_Adams(44): inb4 walking on head
[20:12:56] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Duel(66): >tom
[20:13:03] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Michelle_N(1): i dont want to know how you wakl but you dont walk on your ass
[20:13:15] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Duel(66): LOL
[20:13:15] ***[WS:CB] Mark_McDane.Jr(14): inb4 --> 9gag --> no humor newb.
[20:13:18] ***[WS:CB] Tom_Adams(44): well, your legs are somehow stuck in your ass :D
[20:13:24] ***[WS:CB] Tom_Adams(44): or w/e :D:D
[20:13:30] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Michelle_N(1): LOOOOOOOL
[20:13:35] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Duel(66): LOOOOOOL
[20:13:36] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Michelle_N(1): i dont want to know how you are built
[20:13:47] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Duel(66): im LOL Irl
[20:13:50] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Michelle_N(1): but thats not so good if your legs are stuck on your ass
[20:13:51] ***[WS:CB] Tom_Adams(44): im built like every normal person but my english about biology sucks :D
[20:13:52] ***[WS:CB] [WS]Michelle_N(1): SAME LOLl
Tom, LOL that moment was flipping hilarious! :lol:
Cannot understand very much of this discussion... but some phrases are LOL! I just spitted my juice on my screen while I was reading and drinking at the same time!
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LOL
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LOL
yeah, post-hunting. Problem?
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LOL
yeah, post-hunting. Problem?
Fixed yo post for ya
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Fixed yo post for ya
Thanks, I did not really know how to fix that. I love you bro' ;)
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<Dr.Jarome_Gvardia> (0) /crime 6 xDDDDDD
Crime of TeaM_Francis(6) [2]: suspected by officer Grant_Kolta(21) for Eating cops
Cops Hungry Guy
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Me, Padres, Roske and Nim were talking about some promotions/demontions at **** *********** **************:
[AAF]Padres: Okay. And now. A promotion.
[MA]Roske_Rosso looks at Mircea.
[AAF]Mircea_Niko looks behind.
[AAF]Padres: Because he can do alot for ***, but he can't prove it.
[MA]Roske_Rosso grins at Mircea.
[AAF]Mircea_Niko looks behind again.
[AAF]Padres: He will be promoted to Special Agent!
[AAF]Mircea_Niko coughs and says: What?
[AAF]Mircea_Niko chuckles, then laughs and doesn't know why.
[AAF]Padres: When he will be ready!
* I was like - WTF?!?!?! *
[MA]Roske_Rosso looks evily at Padres.
[MA]Roske_Rosso thinks to slice Padres up.
* Then, I shot! I had my Deagle in hand! I shot Padres! He died! I was like - LMFAO! WTF?!??!. Then I was like: Too late Roske! )))))))))))))) But I didn't want to shoot him! Seriously! It was a mistake! *
[MAt]Nim: Well, what now?
[MA]Roske_Rosso: Well, I'm hungry.
[AAF]Mircea_Niko: It's a clucking bell shop nearby.
[MA]Roske_Rosso: Why? We have Padres to eat.
[MA]Roske_Rosso starts to eat chunks of meat.
* at that moment, Nim didn't know what to think about Roske.. me neither.. *
[MA]Roske_Rosso: What are you looking at??
* then I spitted the juice I was drinking on the screen... *
[AAF]Mircea_Niko: Nim? Welcome to ***!
* I think Nim was fucking scared, when he saw his boss is cannibal... *
*MORE COMMING SOON*
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Me, Padres, Roske and Nim were talking about some promotions/demontions at **** *********** **************:
[AAF]Padres: Okay. And now. A promotion.
[MA]Roske_Rosso looks at Mircea.
[AAF]Mircea_Niko looks behind.
[AAF]Padres: Because he can do alot for ***, but he can't prove it.
[MA]Roske_Rosso grins at Mircea.
[AAF]Mircea_Niko looks behind again.
[AAF]Padres: He will be promoted to Special Agent!
[AAF]Mircea_Niko coughs and says: What?
[AAF]Mircea_Niko chuckles, then laughs and doesn't know why.
[AAF]Padres: When he will be ready!
* I was like - WTF?!?!?! *
[MA]Roske_Rosso looks evily at Padres.
[MA]Roske_Rosso thinks to slice Padres up.
* Then, I shot! I had my Deagle in hand! I shot Padres! He died! I was like - LMFAO! WTF?!??!. Then I was like: Too late Roske! )))))))))))))) But I didn't want to shoot him! Seriously! It was a mistake! *
[MAt]Nim: Well, what now?
[MA]Roske_Rosso: Well, I'm hungry.
[AAF]Mircea_Niko: It's a clucking bell shop nearby.
[MA]Roske_Rosso: Why? We have Padres to eat.
[MA]Roske_Rosso starts to eat chunks of meat.
* at that moment, Nim didn't know what to think about Roske.. me neither.. *
[MA]Roske_Rosso: What are you looking at??
* then I spitted the juice I was drinking on the screen... *
[AAF]Mircea_Niko: Nim? Welcome to ***!
* I think Nim was f**king scared, when he saw his boss is cannibal... *
*MORE COMMING SOON*
Censoring "DEA"? :poke:
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<Dr.Jarome_Gvardia> (0) /crime 6 xDDDDDD
Crime of TeaM_Francis(6) [2]: suspected by officer Grant_Kolta(21) for Eating cops
Cops Hungry Guy
Hahahaha
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Hahahaha
Sure Francis isn't Roske?? ^^ :rofl: :lol:
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Sure Francis isn't Roske?? ^^ :rofl: :lol:
He must have been hungry. :rofl:
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Banevader has been kicked by Jeffrey
Many LOL's after that.
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Webster has been kicked by Jeffrey
Many LOL's after that.
OMG LOL!!!!!
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Banevader has been kicked by Jeffrey
Many LOL's after that.
LOL :rofl:
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[04:54:19] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Greetings :D
[04:54:22] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) shouts: Looking good Dolfa!!
[04:54:24] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Hello :)
[04:54:27] Dolfa_Kiedis(15) says: Thank you
[04:54:30] PM from [MA]TheRock(20): AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[04:54:37] [MA]TheRock(20) says: How could I help you?
[04:54:39] PM to [MA]TheRock(20): axaxa
[04:54:45] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: I'd like to apply for a passport, please
[04:54:59] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Denied, change your pants
[04:55:05] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Ok.. well let's start.. *coughs*
[04:55:06] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: These were clean on this morning
[04:55:14] PM from [MA]TheRock(20): vale chatlogs plz xD
[04:55:26] [MA]TheRock(20) says: So, How old is your mother?
[04:55:30] PM to [MA]TheRock(20): xaxaxa
[04:55:38] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: 78
[04:55:45] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Nice, is she free?
[04:55:48] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: She's saggy. You won't want her number.
[04:55:56] PM to [MA]TheRock(20): eleos.
[04:56:09] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Well uh.
[04:56:17] [MA]TheRock(20) says: President's looking for a wife.
[04:56:22] PM to [MA]TheRock(20): nai to eida
[04:56:27] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Onotole?
[04:56:28] [MA]TheRock(20) says: You could get a million cookies in return, for .. finding him a wife..
[04:56:40] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Ok now in the game.
[04:56:44] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Who is the president of Argonath?
[04:56:45] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: I thought he was a homosexual
[04:56:51] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: President Onotole
[04:56:52] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Maybe he is.
[04:56:54] [MA]TheRock(20) says: No.
[04:56:54] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: (Currently)
[04:56:57] [MA]TheRock(20) says: False.
[04:57:00] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Yes he is he said himself :O
[04:57:11] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: He killed Gandalf bro.
[04:57:20] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Damn Ok.
[04:57:20] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Well.
[04:57:21] [MA]TheRock(20) says: WHo is the vice president?
[04:57:28] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Sauron
[04:57:42] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Wrong.
[04:57:42] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: :~(
[04:57:47] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Gimli ?
[04:57:53] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: I forget the names of these lotr characters
[04:58:12] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: There's another guy. Begins with A
[04:58:13] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Ar....?
[04:58:18] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Aragon ?
[04:58:20] <Dolfa_Kiedis> (15) :P
[04:58:22] <Dolfa_Kiedis> (15) True
[04:58:24] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Aragon?.
[04:58:30] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Aragorn?
[04:58:31] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Lol
[04:58:39] [MA]TheRock(20) says: BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!111
[04:58:39] [MA]TheRock(20) says: YOU WON 5$ !!!
[04:58:41] [MA]TheRock(20) says: CONGRATULATIONS
[04:58:49] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: :D
[04:58:49] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Ok.
[04:58:56] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Next Question for 10$.
[04:59:00] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Who is that motha'f**ka behind me.
[04:59:09] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: That is Dolfa
[04:59:14] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Everybody loves Dolfa
[04:59:15] Dolfa_Kiedis(15) says: I am security guard sir
[04:59:15] [MA]TheRock(20) says: DAMN SON! YOU WIN IT ALL!
[04:59:23] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Next question for 15$>
[04:59:32] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Name three commands to interract with other players.
[04:59:47] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: /piss /kiss /dance -x-
[04:59:49] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) smiles
[04:59:50] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Wrong.
[04:59:56] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Interract as in talk, not animate.
[05:00:00] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Ah
[05:00:05] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: /say /shout /pm
[05:00:07] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: ?
[05:00:14] [MA]TheRock(20) says: DAAAAAAAAMN FRIDAY
[05:00:22] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Congratulations, you pass to the next stage.
[05:00:27] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) cheers
[05:00:29] [MA]TheRock(20) says: The hardest of all
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[05:00:37] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Hardest than even getting raped from Chase Greggor.
[05:00:41] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Are you ready?
[05:00:45] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Yessir
[05:00:56] [MA]TheRock(20) says: So.
[05:01:07] [MA]TheRock(20) says: What would you do if you saw someone commit a crime!
[05:01:09] [MA]TheRock(20) says: First option
[05:01:10] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Call 911
[05:01:14] [MA]TheRock(20) says: 2nd Option /report
[05:01:18] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Oh wait!
[05:01:22] *phone rings* ([MA]TheRock(20))
[05:01:26] [MA]TheRock(20) picks it up: Hello?
[05:01:29] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Shit, it's the banker.
[05:01:32] [MA]TheRock(20) says: He has to offer you.
[05:01:38] [MA]TheRock(20) says: 50$ for choosing the 2nd option!!!
[05:01:38] lol'ing ([BS]Eddie_Chambers(2))
[05:01:45] PM to [MA]TheRock(20): AHAHAHAHAHQA
[05:01:49] PM from [MA]TheRock(20): LOLOLOL
[05:01:51] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: /call 911
[05:01:54] PM from [MA]TheRock(20): TO THELW CHATLOGS META!!
[05:02:02] PM to [MA]TheRock(20): NAI EIPAME..AXAXAXAXA
[05:02:16] [MA]TheRock(20) on the phone: Next time use more money as a bait.. Rejected.. Bye! *shuts it*
[05:02:21] [MA]TheRock(20) says: DAMN!! You won 20$$
[05:02:31] [MA]TheRock(20) says: FINAL STAGE!
[05:02:34] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Are you READY?
[05:02:36] Dolfa_Kiedis(15) says(phone):Hello?
[05:02:38] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Yessir
[05:02:44] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Nice! Well.
[05:02:48] Dolfa_Kiedis(15) says(phone):Yea
[05:02:53] Rydell_Corleone(33) says(phone):I'm the "fat boy"
[05:02:56] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Can we make this for a $10,000 + ?
[05:02:58] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) winks
[05:03:00] [MA]TheRock(20) says: What would you do, if you saw someone breaking a server rule:
[05:03:05] Dolfa_Kiedis(15) says(phone):Fat boy, oh yea I remember you
[05:03:05] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Question is for 30$
.
[05:03:08] [MA]TheRock(20) says: First option:
[05:03:12] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Use /report
[05:03:19] [MA]TheRock(20) says: 2nd option: Spam an admin's pm
[05:03:27] [MA]TheRock(20) says: 3rd option: go on /duty and DM the hell out of him
[05:03:34] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: I would /piss in his direction, and then /report
[05:03:42] [MA]TheRock(20) says: GREAT!
[05:03:46] [MA]TheRock(20) says: You won 30$!
[05:03:56] *Phone rings* ([MA]TheRock(20))
[05:04:02] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Oh.. the banker again.
[05:04:12] [MA]TheRock(20) picks it up: Hello? <banker starts the offer>
[05:04:35] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Hmm, banker's offering you 1,000$ to go away, or.. receive a passport and no money!
[05:04:47] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Hmm
[05:04:54] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: I could leave, take $1000, and come back tomorrow
[05:04:56] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) cheeky grin
[05:04:56] *Crucial time background music* ([MA]TheRock(20))
[05:05:11] [MA]TheRock(20) replies to the banker then shuts the phone: rejected.
[05:05:13] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: I think I'll take the passport
[05:05:15] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Well son, You've made the right choice.
[05:05:31] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Congratulations! You are the winner of the game!
[05:05:31] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Yay
[05:05:41] <[BS]Eddie_Chambers> (2) Woo
[05:05:43] <[BS]Eddie_Chambers> (2) :)
[05:05:49] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: <3
Funny passport test given by Rock :lol:
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I wish my passport test was done Jeopardy-style.
Nice test done by Rock
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A... Aragon? :devroll:
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I would've taken the grand, went out and bought a deagle with it and then threatened Rock with it to get a passport.
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Then get owned by Police and court because LS City Hall is actually guarded by cameras and *cops* ^^
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Exactly how passport tests should be given! Nicely done Rock, I laughed while I read it :lol:
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I was taught that Aragorn is the Prime Minister :(
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I was taught that Aragorn is the Prime Minister :(
It should be Prime Minister instead of Vice President :roll:
But what does it matter? :D
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Ahahahahaha i wish my passport test was like that!
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Why do I always have to drink juice while reading funny chatlogs section? I think it's the fourth monitor this month...
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Why do I always have to drink juice while reading funny chatlogs section? I think it's the fourth monitor this month...
Liar.
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Daryan(52): Police Radio: Suspect running on water....., over.
[WS]Thomas_C(57): Police Radio: You are chasing Jesus?!, over.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
hahah
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[04:54:19] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Greetings :D
[04:54:22] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) shouts: Looking good Dolfa!!
[04:54:24] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Hello :)
[04:54:27] Dolfa_Kiedis(15) says: Thank you
[04:54:30] PM from [MA]TheRock(20): AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[04:54:37] [MA]TheRock(20) says: How could I help you?
[04:54:39] PM to [MA]TheRock(20): axaxa
[04:54:45] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: I'd like to apply for a passport, please
[04:54:59] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Denied, change your pants
[04:55:05] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Ok.. well let's start.. *coughs*
[04:55:06] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: These were clean on this morning
[04:55:14] PM from [MA]TheRock(20): vale chatlogs plz xD
[04:55:26] [MA]TheRock(20) says: So, How old is your mother?
[04:55:30] PM to [MA]TheRock(20): xaxaxa
[04:55:38] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: 78
[04:55:45] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Nice, is she free?
[04:55:48] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: She's saggy. You won't want her number.
[04:55:56] PM to [MA]TheRock(20): eleos.
[04:56:09] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Well uh.
[04:56:17] [MA]TheRock(20) says: President's looking for a wife.
[04:56:22] PM to [MA]TheRock(20): nai to eida
[04:56:27] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Onotole?
[04:56:28] [MA]TheRock(20) says: You could get a million cookies in return, for .. finding him a wife..
[04:56:40] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Ok now in the game.
[04:56:44] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Who is the president of Argonath?
[04:56:45] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: I thought he was a homosexual
[04:56:51] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: President Onotole
[04:56:52] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Maybe he is.
[04:56:54] [MA]TheRock(20) says: No.
[04:56:54] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: (Currently)
[04:56:57] [MA]TheRock(20) says: False.
[04:57:00] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Yes he is he said himself :O
[04:57:11] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: He killed Gandalf bro.
[04:57:20] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Damn Ok.
[04:57:20] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Well.
[04:57:21] [MA]TheRock(20) says: WHo is the vice president?
[04:57:28] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Sauron
[04:57:42] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Wrong.
[04:57:42] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: :~(
[04:57:47] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Gimli ?
[04:57:53] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: I forget the names of these lotr characters
[04:58:12] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: There's another guy. Begins with A
[04:58:13] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Ar....?
[04:58:18] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Aragon ?
[04:58:20] <Dolfa_Kiedis> (15) :P
[04:58:22] <Dolfa_Kiedis> (15) True
[04:58:24] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Aragon?.
[04:58:30] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Aragorn?
[04:58:31] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Lol
[04:58:39] [MA]TheRock(20) says: BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!111
[04:58:39] [MA]TheRock(20) says: YOU WON 5$ !!!
[04:58:41] [MA]TheRock(20) says: CONGRATULATIONS
[04:58:49] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: :D
[04:58:49] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Ok.
[04:58:56] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Next Question for 10$.
[04:59:00] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Who is that motha'f**ka behind me.
[04:59:09] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: That is Dolfa
[04:59:14] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Everybody loves Dolfa
[04:59:15] Dolfa_Kiedis(15) says: I am security guard sir
[04:59:15] [MA]TheRock(20) says: DAMN SON! YOU WIN IT ALL!
[04:59:23] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Next question for 15$>
[04:59:32] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Name three commands to interract with other players.
[04:59:47] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: /piss /kiss /dance -x-
[04:59:49] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) smiles
[04:59:50] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Wrong.
[04:59:56] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Interract as in talk, not animate.
[05:00:00] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Ah
[05:00:05] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: /say /shout /pm
[05:00:07] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: ?
[05:00:14] [MA]TheRock(20) says: DAAAAAAAAMN FRIDAY
[05:00:22] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Congratulations, you pass to the next stage.
[05:00:27] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) cheers
[05:00:29] [MA]TheRock(20) says: The hardest of all
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[05:00:37] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Hardest than even getting raped from Chase Greggor.
[05:00:41] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Are you ready?
[05:00:45] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Yessir
[05:00:56] [MA]TheRock(20) says: So.
[05:01:07] [MA]TheRock(20) says: What would you do if you saw someone commit a crime!
[05:01:09] [MA]TheRock(20) says: First option
[05:01:10] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Call 911
[05:01:14] [MA]TheRock(20) says: 2nd Option /report
[05:01:18] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Oh wait!
[05:01:22] *phone rings* ([MA]TheRock(20))
[05:01:26] [MA]TheRock(20) picks it up: Hello?
[05:01:29] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Shit, it's the banker.
[05:01:32] [MA]TheRock(20) says: He has to offer you.
[05:01:38] [MA]TheRock(20) says: 50$ for choosing the 2nd option!!!
[05:01:38] lol'ing ([BS]Eddie_Chambers(2))
[05:01:45] PM to [MA]TheRock(20): AHAHAHAHAHQA
[05:01:49] PM from [MA]TheRock(20): LOLOLOL
[05:01:51] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: /call 911
[05:01:54] PM from [MA]TheRock(20): TO THELW CHATLOGS META!!
[05:02:02] PM to [MA]TheRock(20): NAI EIPAME..AXAXAXAXA
[05:02:16] [MA]TheRock(20) on the phone: Next time use more money as a bait.. Rejected.. Bye! *shuts it*
[05:02:21] [MA]TheRock(20) says: DAMN!! You won 20$$
[05:02:31] [MA]TheRock(20) says: FINAL STAGE!
[05:02:34] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Are you READY?
[05:02:36] Dolfa_Kiedis(15) says(phone):Hello?
[05:02:38] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Yessir
[05:02:44] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Nice! Well.
[05:02:48] Dolfa_Kiedis(15) says(phone):Yea
[05:02:53] Rydell_Corleone(33) says(phone):I'm the "fat boy"
[05:02:56] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Can we make this for a $10,000 + ?
[05:02:58] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) winks
[05:03:00] [MA]TheRock(20) says: What would you do, if you saw someone breaking a server rule:
[05:03:05] Dolfa_Kiedis(15) says(phone):Fat boy, oh yea I remember you
[05:03:05] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Question is for 30$
.
[05:03:08] [MA]TheRock(20) says: First option:
[05:03:12] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Use /report
[05:03:19] [MA]TheRock(20) says: 2nd option: Spam an admin's pm
[05:03:27] [MA]TheRock(20) says: 3rd option: go on /duty and DM the hell out of him
[05:03:34] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: I would /piss in his direction, and then /report
[05:03:42] [MA]TheRock(20) says: GREAT!
[05:03:46] [MA]TheRock(20) says: You won 30$!
[05:03:56] *Phone rings* ([MA]TheRock(20))
[05:04:02] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Oh.. the banker again.
[05:04:12] [MA]TheRock(20) picks it up: Hello? <banker starts the offer>
[05:04:35] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Hmm, banker's offering you 1,000$ to go away, or.. receive a passport and no money!
[05:04:47] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Hmm
[05:04:54] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: I could leave, take $1000, and come back tomorrow
[05:04:56] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) cheeky grin
[05:04:56] *Crucial time background music* ([MA]TheRock(20))
[05:05:11] [MA]TheRock(20) replies to the banker then shuts the phone: rejected.
[05:05:13] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: I think I'll take the passport
[05:05:15] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Well son, You've made the right choice.
[05:05:31] [MA]TheRock(20) says: Congratulations! You are the winner of the game!
[05:05:31] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: Yay
[05:05:41] <[BS]Eddie_Chambers> (2) Woo
[05:05:43] <[BS]Eddie_Chambers> (2) :)
[05:05:49] [BS]Eddie_Chambers(2) says: <3
Funny passport test given by Rock :lol:
Hahhahahahahahahahah ROFL!!!
P.S.(greek) : ÎŒÄαν θα ÃŽÂÂÃÂÂÂθεÄε Σ.Ε.Φ. θÎÂÂλÉ να λιÃŽÃοÃÂ…με ÄÎÂÂÄοια ÆάÃη μαλάκα να ÀάÉ ÃƒÀίÄι ÇÉÃÂÂÂί ÀλεÃÂ…ÃÂÂÂά. ÇÎâ€Â
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:lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: Since when they make CMB Tests with prizes?
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<Dr.Jarome_Gvardia> (0) /crime 6 xDDDDDD
Crime of TeaM_Francis(6) [2]: suspected by officer Grant_Kolta(21) for Eating cops
Cops Hungry Guy
hahahahhaaa
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At the Casino:
I roll the dice, 2:1
DEALER: Hhaahhahahaa
Dealer rolls the dice, 1:1
Me: Whos laughing now haha.
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Someone's deleting his posts? Because I think we lost some pages.. :roll:
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At the Casino:
I roll the dice, 2:1
DEALER: Hhaahhahahaa
Dealer rolls the dice, 1:1
Me: Whos laughing now haha.
lol
pwnt
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Alfred_Charles: (33) KEFFERY U BASCARD MUTHERTUCKA WHY KIK ME? (http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/1859/lolam.png)
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What a fellow he was.
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Alfred_Charles: (33) KEFFERY U BASCARD MUTHERTUCKA WHY KIK ME? (http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/1859/lolam.png)
Poor Keffery.
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What a fellow he was.
Yep, years passed and still remembered by many :)
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Yep, years passed and still remembered by many :)
/ad selding shampkoo lvl: 1337 @ PS9
alkfred charkles
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That Shampkoo level was 1338, if I remember correct.
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That Shampkoo level was 1338, if I remember correct.
Yeah it was 1338, I made a small mistake there.
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LoL ! :lol:
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[20:45:15] Jubin: (7) Communism can never be equal, some women have different cup sizes
[17:43:22] ***[8888] Michael_GvardiaT(83): ill be contacting my internet provider and possibly punching him in the face
:lol:
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[20:45:15] Jubin: (7) Communism can never be equal, some women have different cup sizes
[17:43:22] ***[8888] Michael_GvardiaT(83): ill be contacting my internet provider and possibly punching him in the face
:lol:
hmmh.. I don't get it. I even read it twice.
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I havnt got the logs anymore as this happened in about 2009 (I think)
- I get pulled over by 2 police officers, Noreaga and Kenny. (Kenny. stays in the car and watches as Noreaga talks to me)
Noreaga: Do I have to call backup?
=AV=Spikmun: Excuse me?
Kenny.: Cool story
Noreaga: Pay $200
=AV=Spikmun: $200 ? That's a bit much officer...
Noreaga: You know what
Noreaga: $250
=AV=Spikmun: You just said $200
Noreaga: $250 now or the countdown will begin.
=AV=Spikmun: Do you want the $200 or not?
Noreaga: Pay up punk
=AV=Spikmun searches in his wallet and pulls out $200
Noreaga: $250
=AV=Spikmun: Da f**k is all I can say...
=AV=Spikmun pulls out another $50 and hands the money over
Noreaga: dont speed then in my town
Noreaga: now GTFO
(Him and Kenny. then drive off)
It's safe to say I never sped in "his town" again... :lol:
Another one from 2009/2010 sort of time -
- 2 Officers (Jingle_Balls and [AF]Deacon_Kaye) approach me shortly after I get out of a Duneride I was driving
Jingle_Balls: Where the f**k did you get that duneride!?!
=AV=Spikmun: Excuse me?
Jingle_Balls: Answer me!!!!!
=AV=Spikmun: Theres nothing wrong with me driving it, is there officer?
Jingle_Balls: Nothing wrong!?
[AF]Deacon_Kaye drags off Spikmuns pants and laughs at him like Nelson in The Simpsons: - Ha Ha!
Jingle_Balls: Aint it f**king wrong stealing cars, eh!?
Jingle_Balls: Why the f**k did you steal it anyway!?
=AV=Spikmun: I was given it
Jingle_Balls: f**k!!
=AV=Spikmun starts laughing quietly
- Jingle and Deacon then wak off to their cruiser and drive off, Leaving me stood naked in the middle of the street. xD
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I havnt got the logs anymore as this happened in about 2009 (I think)
- I get pulled over by 2 police officers, Noreaga and Kenny. (Kenny. stays in the car and watches as Noreaga talks to me)
(Him and Kenny. then drive off)
It's safe to say I never sped in "his town" again... :lol:
Another one from 2009/2010 sort of time -
- 2 Officers (Jingle_Balls and [AF]Deacon_Kaye) approach me shortly after I get out of a Duneride I was driving
- Jingle and Deacon then wak off to their cruiser and drive off, Leaving me stood naked in the middle of the street. xD
LOOOL That was me and Jack White xD
Jack_White = Jingle_Balls and Deacon_Kaye = ME :P lol that was in 2010 and I remember that ahahahahaha!
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After many rounds of Russian Roulette and nothing happening...
Leon_Gvardia(1) aims the revolver at his eye.
Leon_Gvardia(1) says: Never shoot in your temple. You'll just go blind.
Leon_Gvardia(1) spins the chamber and shoots the revolver of Leon_Gvardia, nothing happens.
Leeon_Gvardia(1) slams it down.
[Rstar]EliteTerm(17) mutters
[Rstar]EliteTerm(17) picks it up
[Rstar]EliteTerm(17) aims it at Leon
Leon_Gvardia(1) says: Fuck.
[Rstar]EliteTerm(17) spins the chamber and shoots the revolver of Leon_Gvardia, weapon fires and he dies.
[Rstar]EliteTerm(17) shouts: DAMN IT FIRED BACKWARD!!
I laughed more than I should have for some reason.
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LOOOL That was me and Jack White xD
Jack_White = Jingle_Balls and Deacon_Kaye = ME :P lol that was in 2010 and I remember that ahahahahaha!
hahaha It made me laugh :') I don't seem to have alot of luck when It comes down to police speaking with me xD
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[22:48:13] ------------------------------ IMPORTANT INFORMATION ------------------------------
ATTENTION: Lottery draw #6304 has started. The chosen number will be random.
ATTENTION: Today the winning number is 29.
Lottery News: Mike.Tavarelli has won the jackpot of $1918510.
Lottery News: Mango. has won the jackpot of $1918510.
Lottery News: [MA]Leon has won the jackpot of $1918510.
Lottery News: Mrsmiley has won the jackpot of $1918510.
Lottery News: Jack_Bauer has won the jackpot of $1918510.
The new jackpot has been started with $37550.
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lucky and Rich a$$es
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[22:48:13] ------------------------------ IMPORTANT INFORMATION ------------------------------
ATTENTION: Lottery draw #6304 has started. The chosen number will be random.
ATTENTION: Today the winning number is 29.
Lottery News: Mike.Tavarelli has won the jackpot of $1918510.
Lottery News: Mango. has won the jackpot of $1918510.
Lottery News: [MA]Leon has won the jackpot of $1918510.
Lottery News: Mrsmiley has won the jackpot of $1918510.
Lottery News: Jack_Bauer has won the jackpot of $1918510.
The new jackpot has been started with $37550.
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lucky and Rich a$$es
Damn :( well well.. I'm glad it wasn't the number 24 then :P cause that's the number I always pick :D
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[22:48:13] ------------------------------ IMPORTANT INFORMATION ------------------------------
ATTENTION: Lottery draw #6304 has started. The chosen number will be random.
ATTENTION: Today the winning number is 29.
Lottery News: Mike.Tavarelli has won the jackpot of $1918510.
Lottery News: Mango. has won the jackpot of $1918510.
Lottery News: [MA]Leon has won the jackpot of $1918510.
Lottery News: Mrsmiley has won the jackpot of $1918510.
Lottery News: Jack_Bauer has won the jackpot of $1918510.
The new jackpot has been started with $37550.
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lucky and Rich a$$es
u mad? :3
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yeah! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: and :hurray: :hurray: :hurray: :hurray: :hurray:
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Oh wonderful, another 10 millions to the already broken economy...
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1,9mil to be precise, not 10m
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1,9mil to be precise, not 10m
1 918 510 * 5 = 9 592 550
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and there are unlimited money in SA:MP ;)
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Anyway. What that chatlog have of funny?
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Anyway. What that chatlog have of funny?
Well, I think someone thought it was a little funny that so many won such a big lotto..
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Well, I think someone thought it was a little funny that so many won such a big lotto..
Nothing funny about it though.
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[00:22:59] <Memolito> (9) i use hacks >:)
[00:23:01] <driver69_Lectone> (45) AFK
[00:23:08] <James_Collin> (11) Don't say that
[00:23:12] <James_Collin> (11) you can get banned...
[00:23:14] <driver69_Lectone> (45) my bad
[00:23:23] <Memolito> (9) lol driver he meant me,
[00:23:26] <driver69_Lectone> (45) dont worry im not anymore
[00:23:30] <Memolito> (9) lmfao..
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[00:22:59] <Memolito> (9) i use hacks >:)
[00:23:01] <driver69_Lectone> (45) AFK
[00:23:08] <James_Collin> (11) Don't say that
[00:23:12] <James_Collin> (11) you can get banned...
[00:23:14] <driver69_Lectone> (45) my bad
[00:23:23] <Memolito> (9) lol driver he meant me,
[00:23:26] <driver69_Lectone> (45) dont worry im not anymore
[00:23:30] <Memolito> (9) lmfao..
OMG thats me!! :D
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[00:22:59] <Memolito> (9) i use hacks >:)
[00:23:01] <driver69_Lectone> (45) AFK
[00:23:08] <James_Collin> (11) Don't say that
[00:23:12] <James_Collin> (11) you can get banned...
[00:23:14] <driver69_Lectone> (45) my bad
[00:23:23] <Memolito> (9) lol driver he meant me,
[00:23:26] <driver69_Lectone> (45) dont worry im not anymore
[00:23:30] <Memolito> (9) lmfao..
HAHAHAHAHAH priceless :lol:
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[00:22:59] <Memolito> (9) i use hacks >:)
[00:23:01] <driver69_Lectone> (45) AFK
[00:23:08] <James_Collin> (11) Don't say that
[00:23:12] <James_Collin> (11) you can get banned...
[00:23:14] <driver69_Lectone> (45) my bad
[00:23:23] <Memolito> (9) lol driver he meant me,
[00:23:26] <driver69_Lectone> (45) dont worry im not anymore
[00:23:30] <Memolito> (9) lmfao..
Ahahahaha, too good.
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[23:56:01] <[WS]Mash> (14) What's up?
[23:56:11] Lost connection to the server. Reconnecting..
[23:56:11] The server is restarting..
[23:56:11] Connecting to 178.63.52.144:7777...
[23:56:12] You are banned from this server.
Someone play with their tools :D
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[23:56:01] <[WS]Mash> (14) What's up?
[23:56:11] Lost connection to the server. Reconnecting..
[23:56:11] The server is restarting..
[23:56:11] Connecting to 178.63.52.144:7777...
[23:56:12] You are banned from this server.
Someone play with their tools :D
From my mind:
[MA]Leon_Collin has joined the server from the Netherlands
You are logged in!
Lost connection to the server. Reconnecting..
Good timing for both of us it seems.
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[13:04:49] PM to Murt(69): May i sponsor a Lotto ?
[13:04:57] PM from Murt(69): How much? Not like $1
[13:04:58] PM to Murt(69): 50k lotto?
[13:05:08] PM from Murt(69): Be noted it may be multiple winners :P
[13:05:20] PM to Murt(69): I can pay it :D
[13:05:31] You sent $50000 to the bank account of Murt(69).
[13:06:16] You have purchased a lottery ticket. (Number 94)
[13:06:20] ------------------------------ IMPORTANT INFORMATION ------------------------------
[13:06:20] ATTENTION: Lottery draw #6437 has started. The chosen number will be random.
[13:06:20] ATTENTION: Today the winning number is 94.
[13:06:21] Lottery News: [MA]EthanTheBaws has won the jackpot of $50000.
[13:06:21] The new jackpot has been started with $14080.
*SPAM TIME ACTIVATED*
[13:06:23] <[HA]Andeey> (32) hahaha
[13:06:23] <Matthew_Cipone> (53) LOL
[13:06:25] <Ryan_Ancelotti> (5) LOL
[13:06:27] <[Rstar]Drix> (16) hahahahahahahaha LOOOLLLLLL
[13:06:34] PM from Murt(69): Haha, you won it back
[13:06:37] <[HA]Shishkebabe> (36) hahahaha wtf
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[13:04:49] PM to Murt(69): May i sponsor a Lotto ?
[13:04:57] PM from Murt(69): How much? Not like $1
[13:04:58] PM to Murt(69): 50k lotto?
[13:05:08] PM from Murt(69): Be noted it may be multiple winners :P
[13:05:20] PM to Murt(69): I can pay it :D
[13:05:31] You sent $50000 to the bank account of Murt(69).
[13:06:16] You have purchased a lottery ticket. (Number 94)
[13:06:20] ------------------------------ IMPORTANT INFORMATION ------------------------------
[13:06:20] ATTENTION: Lottery draw #6437 has started. The chosen number will be random.
[13:06:20] ATTENTION: Today the winning number is 94.
[13:06:21] Lottery News: [MA]EthanTheBaws has won the jackpot of $50000.
[13:06:21] The new jackpot has been started with $14080.
*SPAM TIME ACTIVATED*
[13:06:23] <[HA]Andeey> (32) hahaha
[13:06:23] <Matthew_Cipone> (53) LOL
[13:06:25] <Ryan_Ancelotti> (5) LOL
[13:06:27] <[Rstar]Drix> (16) hahahahahahahaha LOOOLLLLLL
[13:06:34] PM from Murt(69): Haha, you won it back
[13:06:37] <[HA]Shishkebabe> (36) hahahaha wtf
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Thats awesome xD
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Thats awesome xD
Omg yes :lol:
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can any one tell that where is argonath rpg server
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can any one tell that where is argonath rpg server
What do you mean by where? server host?
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can any one tell that where is argonath rpg server
Argonath SA:MP's IP is 178.63.52.144:7777
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IDKWTF :lol:
[08:09:52] <SonyStorm> (31) Sauron is downloading porn so we have a bad connection
[08:09:52] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Patel_Evans(37):{FFFFFF} top speed of grotti?
[08:09:56] [GD]Mandam (46) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
[08:10:01] <[MA]Leon> (5) Its not Sauron Sony.
[08:10:04] <Memolito> (42) wtf is Grotti?
[08:10:06] <BundySforza> (28) It's Gandalf
[08:10:06] King_Lectone(46) has joined the server from Israel.
[08:10:10] <Moon> (68) xd
[08:10:12] <bdcmike> (8) y/
[08:10:12] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Memolito(42):{FFFFFF} grotti is a car dealership mayne xD
[08:10:13] <[WS]Caltson> (52) Grotti is a car dealer, Memolito.
[08:10:15] <[MA]Leon> (5) Grotti is a car dealer Memo
[08:10:18] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Patel_Evans(37):{FFFFFF} Top speed of car:grotti is?
[08:10:21] <[MA]Leon> (5) calts D=
[08:10:22] <Memolito> (42) yea i know xD
[08:10:24] <Leon_Mihelcic> (17) Officer in brown!
[08:10:25] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Canox(1):{FFFFFF} 1k
[08:10:28] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Jay_Hunter(50):{FFFFFF} Grotti is a dealer, not a car
[08:10:30] [GD]Mandam(72) has joined the server from the United Kingdom.
[08:10:34] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] [GD]David_Robinson(23):{FFFFFF} Its a fucking cardealer
[08:10:34] <Toto_Gvardia> (12) what is grotti ?
[08:10:35] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Memolito(42):{FFFFFF} lmao xD win, so much win.
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[23:10:04] ***[2543] Lloyd_Koltsov(80): omg I farted, and nearly shit myself
[23:10:09] ***[2543] Steve_Koltsov(106): HAHAHAHA
[23:10:13] ***[2543] Steve_Koltsov(106): going to funny chatlogs
[23:10:13] ***[2543] Lloyd_Koltsov(80): xD
[23:10:39] ***[2543] Steve_Koltsov(106): Laughing hard IRL ahahah!
[23:10:53] ***[2543] Lloyd_Koltsov(80): lol, it came out and went back in like a f**king groundhog
[23:11:02] ***[2543] Steve_Koltsov(106): HAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAH!
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[23:10:04] ***[2543] Lloyd_Koltsov(80): omg I farted, and nearly shit myself
[23:10:09] ***[2543] Steve_Koltsov(106): HAHAHAHA
[23:10:13] ***[2543] Steve_Koltsov(106): going to funny chatlogs
[23:10:13] ***[2543] Lloyd_Koltsov(80): xD
[23:10:39] ***[2543] Steve_Koltsov(106): Laughing hard IRL ahahah!
[23:10:53] ***[2543] Lloyd_Koltsov(80): lol, it came out and went back in like a f**king groundhog
[23:11:02] ***[2543] Steve_Koltsov(106): HAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAH!
:trust: I doubt this is funny at all.
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[23:10:04] ***[2543] Lloyd_Koltsov(80): omg I farted, and nearly shit myself
[23:10:09] ***[2543] Steve_Koltsov(106): HAHAHAHA
[23:10:13] ***[2543] Steve_Koltsov(106): going to funny chatlogs
[23:10:13] ***[2543] Lloyd_Koltsov(80): xD
[23:10:39] ***[2543] Steve_Koltsov(106): Laughing hard IRL ahahah!
[23:10:53] ***[2543] Lloyd_Koltsov(80): lol, it came out and went back in like a f**king groundhog
[23:11:02] ***[2543] Steve_Koltsov(106): HAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAH!
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????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TouchTheSky was banned by Cyril_Olaso(98) for Airbreak hack.
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TouchTheSky was banned by Cyril_Olaso(98) for Airbreak hack.
Lol the irony :lol:
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Old in-game name: CelonXon
Aprroximately last login: Tried today but don't remember my password
Did you change your provider/location: No
What do you remember of your account ?: I work for some truckcompany
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Old in-game name: CelonXon
Aprroximately last login: Tried today but don't remember my password
Did you change your provider/location: No
What do you remember of your account ?: I work for some truckcompany
HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Actually man, wrong topic.
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Old in-game name: CelonXon
Aprroximately last login: Tried today but don't remember my password
Did you change your provider/location: No
What do you remember of your account ?: I work for some truckcompany
ehehehehehjohohohohohohohoahahahhahahahah best funny log in years :hurray: :hurray: :banana: :banana: :hurray: :hurray: :banana: :hurray: :banana: :banana: :hurray: :rofl: :lol: :lol: :rofl:
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Old in-game name: CelonXon
Aprroximately last login: Tried today but don't remember my password
Did you change your provider/location: No
What do you remember of your account ?: I work for some truckcompany
Now that's what i call funny :lol:
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Ban Evader has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey
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Ban Evader has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey
Thats old. Some admin(probably JDC) keeps doing that.
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Thats old. Some admin(probably JDC) keeps doing that.
Jeffrey does it automatically when he finds some players on some certain routes from Pakistan. The script was made for Watson and Edison when they were both banned and banevaded.
Should be removed though.
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Jeffrey does it automatically when he finds some players on some certain routes from Pakistan. The script was made for Watson and Edison when they were both banned and banevaded.
Should be removed though.
That script was so annoying.
It's removed. Louis removed it days ago. Anyways, we don't banevade now. :cop:
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Thats old. Some admin(probably JDC) keeps doing that.
But I'm not working on SA:MP as of now. :trust:
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Jeffrey does it automatically when he finds some players on some certain routes from Pakistan. The script was made for Watson and Edison when they were both banned and banevaded.
Should be removed though.
Damn lord. You guys are notorious!
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[23:37:06] ADVERTISEMENT: First person to use /piss on me at city hall wins $500{FF9900}, contact Viktor_Ulanov(Phone:924454)
[23:37:20] Nathan_Aldebourne(55) was suspected by officer Viktor_Ulanov(51) for urinating in public
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[23:37:06] ADVERTISEMENT: First person to use /piss on me at city hall wins $500{FF9900}, contact Viktor_Ulanov(Phone:924454)
[23:37:20] Nathan_Aldebourne(55) was suspected by officer Viktor_Ulanov(51) for urinating in public
Nicely done. :lol:
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[23:37:06] ADVERTISEMENT: First person to use /piss on me at city hall wins $500{FF9900}, contact Viktor_Ulanov(Phone:924454)
[23:37:20] Nathan_Aldebourne(55) was suspected by officer Viktor_Ulanov(51) for urinating in public
Well, at least he won 500buks from it ;)
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[13:04:49] PM to Murt(69): May i sponsor a Lotto ?
[13:04:57] PM from Murt(69): How much? Not like $1
[13:04:58] PM to Murt(69): 50k lotto?
[13:05:08] PM from Murt(69): Be noted it may be multiple winners :P
[13:05:20] PM to Murt(69): I can pay it :D
[13:05:31] You sent $50000 to the bank account of Murt(69).
[13:06:16] You have purchased a lottery ticket. (Number 94)
[13:06:20] ------------------------------ IMPORTANT INFORMATION ------------------------------
[13:06:20] ATTENTION: Lottery draw #6437 has started. The chosen number will be random.
[13:06:20] ATTENTION: Today the winning number is 94.
[13:06:21] Lottery News: [MA]EthanTheBaws has won the jackpot of $50000.
[13:06:21] The new jackpot has been started with $14080.
*SPAM TIME ACTIVATED*
[13:06:23] <[HA]Andeey> (32) hahaha
[13:06:23] <Matthew_Cipone> (53) LOL
[13:06:25] <Ryan_Ancelotti> (5) LOL
[13:06:27] <[Rstar]Drix> (16) hahahahahahahaha LOOOLLLLLL
[13:06:34] PM from Murt(69): Haha, you won it back
[13:06:37] <[HA]Shishkebabe> (36) hahahaha wtf
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:rofl: :rofl:
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LOL good job Woka xD
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LOL good job Woka xD
It was me :roll:
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LOL Lucky :lol:
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Just trolling Vince :P
***[xxxx] Vince_Hudson(xx): Do you know where is his house?
***[xxxx] Pixy(xx): Toms?
***[xxxx] Vince_Hudson(xx): Yeah
***[xxxx] Pixy(xx): how am I supposed to know? He lives at Estonia
***[xxxx] Vince_Hudson(xx): *FACEPALM* *FACEDESK*
***[xxxx] Pixy(xx): :P
***[xxxx] Vince_Hudson(xx): *SMASH KEYBOARD*
***[xxxx] Pixy(xx): u mad bro?
***[xxxx] Vince_Hudson(xx): Bro, I'm talking about in Argo HERE.
***[xxxx] Pixy(xx): of course i know, i'm just trollin u
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Just trolling Vince :P
***[xxxx] Vince_Hudson(xx): Do you know where is his house?
***[xxxx] Pixy(xx): Toms?
***[xxxx] Vince_Hudson(xx): Yeah
***[xxxx] Pixy(xx): how am I supposed to know? He lives at Estonia
***[xxxx] Vince_Hudson(xx): *FACEPALM* *FACEDESK*
***[xxxx] Pixy(xx): :P
***[xxxx] Vince_Hudson(xx): *SMASH KEYBOARD*
***[xxxx] Pixy(xx): u mad bro?
***[xxxx] Vince_Hudson(xx): Bro, I'm talking about in Argo HERE.
***[xxxx] Pixy(xx): of course i know, i'm just trollin u
As you should :lol:
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xd trolled hard !
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Just trolling Vince :P
***[xxxx] Vince_Hudson(xx): Do you know where is his house?
***[xxxx] Pixy(xx): Toms?
***[xxxx] Vince_Hudson(xx): Yeah
***[xxxx] Pixy(xx): how am I supposed to know? He lives at Estonia
***[xxxx] Vince_Hudson(xx): *FACEPALM* *FACEDESK*
***[xxxx] Pixy(xx): :P
***[xxxx] Vince_Hudson(xx): *SMASH KEYBOARD*
***[xxxx] Pixy(xx): u mad bro?
***[xxxx] Vince_Hudson(xx): Bro, I'm talking about in Argo HERE.
***[xxxx] Pixy(xx): of course i know, i'm just trollin u
Haha lol, he took this pretty serious as well, haha!! xD
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Just trolling Vince :P
***[xxxx] Vince_Hudson(xx): Do you know where is his house?
***[xxxx] Pixy(xx): Toms?
***[xxxx] Vince_Hudson(xx): Yeah
***[xxxx] Pixy(xx): how am I supposed to know? He lives at Estonia
***[xxxx] Vince_Hudson(xx): *FACEPALM* *FACEDESK*
***[xxxx] Pixy(xx): :P
***[xxxx] Vince_Hudson(xx): *SMASH KEYBOARD*
***[xxxx] Pixy(xx): u mad bro?
***[xxxx] Vince_Hudson(xx): Bro, I'm talking about in Argo HERE.
***[xxxx] Pixy(xx): of course i know, i'm just trollin u
haha :rofl: :rofl:
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Crime of _LoTFi_(30) [1]: suspected by officer tritan(62) for rung me
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[16:16:50] =AVft=Monkey: (26) How big?
[16:16:53] =AVft=Monkey: (26) is age
[16:16:56] Eric_Caltson: (41) 3 inches
[16:17:07] [WS]Mash: (43) 3 inches is that thing you have between your legs
[16:17:11] [WS]Mash: (43) Ok, bai
Lol, one after another.
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[16:16:50] =AVft=Monkey: (26) How big?
[16:16:53] =AVft=Monkey: (26) is age
[16:16:56] Eric_Caltson: (41) 3 inches
[16:17:07] [WS]Mash: (43) 3 inches is that thing you have between your legs
[16:17:11] [WS]Mash: (43) Ok, bai
Lol, one after another.
Hah gay! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAj26rVWK14#ws)
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Crime of _LoTFi_(30) [1]: suspected by officer tritan(62) for rung me
Wait?
He does the same /su reason allthe time... shouldnt there be something dealt with? ...
It isnt funny though ...
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Wait?
He does the same /su reason allthe time... shouldnt there be something dealt with? ...
It isnt funny though ...
Quite possibly once a command called 'report' is used.
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[16:16:50] =AVft=Monkey: (26) How big?
[16:16:53] =AVft=Monkey: (26) is age
[16:16:56] Eric_Caltson: (41) 3 inches
[16:17:07] [WS]Mash: (43) 3 inches is that thing you have between your legs
[16:17:11] [WS]Mash: (43) Ok, bai
Lol, one after another.
Mash the best, ahahhah :lol:
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So this just came up...
Rihards_Mikas(xx) says: i killed 2 susspects, cuz i didnt know how tu make surrender them
For the sake of context: during the LVPD meeting. Midget was explaining his role as an 'advise officer' in the department. His official rank in SAPD is as an "officer", mine is "senior officer".
[MA]megamidget96(xx) shouts: Now as i advice officer my rank does not change, i am no higher than any officer!!
[MA]megamidget96(xx) shouts: And am still under the direct command of the LVPD Snr's!!
Pixy(xx) shouts: Damn right!!
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So this just came up...
Rihards_Mikas(xx) says: i killed 2 susspects, cuz i didnt know how tu make surrender them
For the sake of context: during the LVPD meeting. Midget was explaining his role as an 'advise officer' in the department. His official rank in SAPD is as an "officer", mine is "senior officer".
[MA]megamidget96(xx) shouts: Now as i advice officer my rank does not change, i am no higher than any officer!!
[MA]megamidget96(xx) shouts: And am still under the direct command of the LVPD Snr's!!
Pixy(xx) shouts: Damn right!!
:lol:
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So this just came up...
Rihards_Mikas(xx) says: i killed 2 susspects, cuz i didnt know how tu make surrender them
For the sake of context: during the LVPD meeting. Midget was explaining his role as an 'advise officer' in the department. His official rank in SAPD is as an "officer", mine is "senior officer".
[MA]megamidget96(xx) shouts: Now as i advice officer my rank does not change, i am no higher than any officer!!
[MA]megamidget96(xx) shouts: And am still under the direct command of the LVPD Snr's!!
Pixy(xx) shouts: Damn right!!
:rofl: :rofl:
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[12:03:57] williams.1(34) was warned by [WS]Reece(5) for Hey I just met you, and this is crazy.
[12:03:59] williams.1 was banned by [WS]Reece(5) for but your a banevading, so make an unban request maybe?.
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[12:03:57] williams.1(34) was warned by [WS]Reece(5) for Hey I just met you, and this is crazy.
[12:03:59] williams.1 was banned by [WS]Reece(5) for but your a banevading, so make an unban request maybe?.
Gold.
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Gold.
Copper.
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Copper.
Panda.
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Panda.
Pandaren*
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No.
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So this just came up...
Rihards_Mikas(xx) says: i killed 2 susspects, cuz i didnt know how tu make surrender them
For the sake of context: during the LVPD meeting. Midget was explaining his role as an 'advise officer' in the department. His official rank in SAPD is as an "officer", mine is "senior officer".
[MA]megamidget96(xx) shouts: Now as i advice officer my rank does not change, i am no higher than any officer!!
[MA]megamidget96(xx) shouts: And am still under the direct command of the LVPD Snr's!!
Pixy(xx) shouts: Damn right!!
I remember me and two officers screwing around with the water dispenser during that meeting :lol:
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No.
Yes.
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[15:34:19] Drian_Caprelli was banned by Paul_Hernandez(26) for Aiding.
[15:34:22] Paul_Hernandez: (26) shit
[15:34:27] Core.: (44) Haha
[15:34:28] Mactavish: (32) He mants /su
[15:34:30] Core.: (44) What happend?
[15:34:30] Steve_McGarrett: (22) Hahahahah!!!
[15:34:31] Dragon: (17) rofl
[15:34:34] Edward_Mendez: (45) LOLOLOLOLO paul
[15:34:34] Louise_Lombardi: (34) Nice Paul :D
[15:34:38] Drawn_Caprelli: (5) Paul ?
[15:34:38] Jackson_Kendall: (36) WRong command paul
[15:34:38] Edward_Mendez: (45) dafuq man?
[15:34:38] Mr.SalvatoreBlaze (38) hahah lool xD!
I remember we were like 15 cops in the same TeamSpeak channel as Paul and we laughed soo loud xD
When Clenetine Lacy enters Jcs' rancher...
[00:48:50] [Rstar]Jcstodds(1) says: You look too expensive, whore
[00:48:56] Clementine_Lacy(68) says: I aint a hooker
[00:49:03] [Rstar]Jcstodds(1) says: then what you doing in my car? I aint a taxi
[00:49:05] [Rstar]Jcstodds(1) says: get out
[00:49:09] Clementine_Lacy(68) says: Bully
[00:49:09] Steve_McGarrett(21) says: HAHAHAHA!!
I remember MadBoi, Cyril, Jonny and I were in a TeamSpeak channel and we laughed soo hard! xD
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:lol:
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Leak from admin chat!!!!
APlayer(ID:XX) was reported by AnotherPlayer(ID:XX) for might be sf_sa
Admin TeaM_Edge(66): what is sf_sa ?
Sorry Edge.. I had too.. :lol:
Admin =AV=Janek(36): My cock turns itself back
Admin =AV=Janek(36): clock*
Missing a letter can be quite funny sometimes... :D
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Admin =AV=Janek(36): My cock turns itself back
Well, lol :rofl:
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Human brain says/writes what they want.
Damn Janek, you and your weird fetishes! :devroll:
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We were talking about the clocks going back 1 hour! My clocks are radio controlled and do it automatically. Meanies :(
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We were talking about the clocks going back 1 hour! My clocks are radio controlled and do it automatically. Meanies :(
Uh...
Cocks going back make more logic. :lol:
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PM from Congue(xx): Hi
PM to Congue(xx): Hi
PM from Congue(xx): Do you want to be admin
PM to Congue(xx): Sure
PM from Congue(xx): do /wire xx 1000000 and be an admin forever!
PM to Congue(xx): Ok
Congue was banned by xxxxx(xxx) for airbreaks hacks
LoL hahaha! epic fail!
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Mircea Niko: *Talking german*
Mircea Niko: *Talking german*
Mircea Niko: *Talking german*
Mircea Niko has been kicked by Mash for speaking dutch.
:hit:
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Mircea Niko: *Talking german*
Mircea Niko: *Talking german*
Mircea Niko: *Talking german*
Mircea Niko has been kicked by Mash for speaking dutch.
:hit:
Harhar.
Gnagna.
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Mircea Niko: *Talking german*
Mircea Niko: *Talking german*
Mircea Niko: *Talking german*
Mircea Niko has been kicked by Mash for speaking dutch.
:hit:
German language isnt THAT close to the dutch one =x
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German language isnt THAT close to the dutch one =x
True, however the German language is called Deutsch, which is similar to Dutch, which is the language used in the Netherlands.
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(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/29784215.jpg)
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(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/29784215.jpg)
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/29784747.jpg)
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(http://i.qkme.me/367u3l.jpg)
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(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb0t7iTvy91revcnfo2_250.gif) ^
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http://www.argonathrpg.eu/index.php?topic=89013.285 (http://www.argonathrpg.eu/index.php?topic=89013.285)
use this for ur Memes
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Mircea Niko: *Talking german*
Mircea Niko: *Talking german*
Mircea Niko: *Talking german*
Mircea Niko has been kicked by Mash for speaking dutch.
:hit:
He wasnt the only one there :D
I think 2 or 3 other people were banned ofr speaking german as well ...
Germany rules :D
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He wasnt the only one there :D
I think 2 or 3 other people were banned K-I-C-K-E-D ofr speaking german D-U-T-C-H as well ...
Germany rules :D
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
(http://i1243.photobucket.com/albums/gg553/ramiro0412/Sintiacutetulo.png)
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^
LOOOL
@Mash, its German, not Dutch.
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
(http://i1243.photobucket.com/albums/gg553/ramiro0412/Sintiacutetulo.png)
Stole it from Reece. :redface:
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Negro didn't even kick him.. He warned him 3 times..
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You are automatically kicked after your third warning. ;)
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Negro didn't even kick him.. He warned him 3 times..
You are automatically kicked after your third warning. ;)
:lol: Duh
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Rlly??? :O
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Stole it from Reece. :redface:
Stoled ?? I made it by myself :D
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Pressing F8 means you made it? Oh dear...
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Stoled ?? I made it by myself :D
No such word as 'stoled', no need in leaving spaces between ' ??'.
And what? :trust:
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Poor_Guy(12) has been warned by [WS]Mash(69) for Surrendering after /gu.
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Poor_Guy(12) has been warned by [WS]Mash(69) for Surrendering after /gu.
Oh snap! :lol:
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Poor_Guy(12) has been warned by [WS]Mash(69) for Surrendering after /gu.
He was spamming /gu? :trust:
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He was spamming /gu? :trust:
I think it was supposed to be attacking after /gu
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Poor_Guy(12) has been warned by [WS]Mash(69) for Surrendering after /gu.
That son a b!tch! How dare he double surrender!
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That son a b!tch! How dare he double surrender!
admen he flame
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Don't Comment on Admin punishment :roll:
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Poor_Guy(12) has been warned by [WS]Mash(69) for Surrendering after /gu.
Poor guy.... getting warned D:
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Poor_Guy(12) has been warned by [WS]Mash(69) for Surrendering after /gu.
This made my day. :rofl:
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Don't Comment on Admin punishment :roll:
Nuu
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Poor_Guy(12) has been warned by [WS]Mash(69) for Surrendering after /gu.
Uhm... He was spamming /gu as Mikal said.... :redface:
Poor guy.... getting warned D:
I see what you did there!! :hah:
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James_Bond.(7): How do you get accepted in Luciano?
Some_Luciano(69): Patients is the key.
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OMG! Those poor patients :(
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I now know where all the illegal mexicans went to from Market Hospital.
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I now know where all the illegal mexicans went to from Market Hospital.
Houses of rich people? :trust:
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James_Bond.(7): How do you get accepted in Luciano?
Some_Luciano(69): Patients is the key.
Lol
I think i have heard that somewhere else.
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[23:33:24] <KaylinBlaze> (54) The amount you just paid for an ad
[23:33:33] <[MA]Carlo_Ancelotti> (7) Is too damn high?
(http://i.imgflip.com/1bik.jpg)
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[23:33:24] <KaylinBlaze> (54) The amount you just paid for an ad
[23:33:33] <[MA]Carlo_Ancelotti> (7) Is too damn high?
(http://i.imgflip.com/1bik.jpg)
sir no funy when u posted ur own log ok, thx
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sir no funy when u posted ur own log ok, thx
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sir no funy when u posted ur own log ok, thx
that be kinda true
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PM from Leon_Arallian(2): and then i take her hostage and torture her, kinky"
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(http://i.imgur.com/acLkS.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/B04NN.png)
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It might be funny to you, but Chuck might get on trouble !
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It might be funny to you, but Chuck might get on trouble !
Well as a matter of fact i supported Chucks actions since the rulebreaker was just coming back every second. He couldn't do much else than keep kicking him until he got tired.
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Just misusing commands. :poke:
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Just misusing commands. :poke:
Not to mention Chuck stole it from Reece. :roll:
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Not to mention Chuck stole it from Reece. :roll:
There you go again Mikal :P
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There you go again Mikal :P
Sorry what? :trust:
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(http://i.imgur.com/acLkS.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/B04NN.png)
I don't want to start a whole "No images, just type it" discussion but.... No images, just type it.
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Sex addicts.
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ULTIMATE DICE HACK!!!
*Daniel Luciano sent 20k to Sandi Luciano
DL: x2
Sandi Luciano: Go
DL activates dice hack.
DL rolls dice
DL tries his luck and rolls the dice. The dice lands on nb6.
DL tries his luck and rolls the dice. The dice lands on nb6.
SL: Whaaaat?
Ninjeee: hahahhahaha
Ok, that was epic luck...
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LOL
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LOL
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That's me
http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/6929/samp004hb.png (http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/6929/samp004hb.png)
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That's me
http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/6929/samp004hb.png (http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/6929/samp004hb.png)
No images, just type it.
I don't want to start a whole "No images, just type it" discussion but.... No images, just type it.
Okay so we're gonna have a discussion about that.. :lol:
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This stuff is always funny, can I have my account back.. :D I miss Stanley Taylor and Ted Hobo..
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This stuff is always funny, can I have my account back.. :D I miss Stanley Taylor and Ted Hobo..
Not the right place to ask. If your account was deleted due to inactivity, ask a manager+ to reinstate your account data. If not, register another one.
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(http://i.imgur.com/acLkS.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/B04NN.png)
ahahahahah epic
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Haha Duel's one made me laugh :lol:
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[Rstar]Drix(41): Police Radio: backup requested PIZZA STACK , Over.
[Rstar]Drix(41): Police Radio:OFFICER BEING SHIT, Over.
[Rstar]Drix(41): Police Radio:SHOT, Over.
[Rstar]Drix(41): Police Radio:I mean SHOT, Over.
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Do not posts screenshots - write it down! We do not allow screenshots in this topic
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[Rstar]Drix(41): Police Radio: backup requested PIZZA STACK , Over.
[Rstar]Drix(41): Police Radio:OFFICER BEING SHIT, Over.
[Rstar]Drix(41): Police Radio:SHOT, Over.
[Rstar]Drix(41): Police Radio:I mean SHOT, Over.
:lol:
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[Rstar]Drix(41): Police Radio: backup requested PIZZA STACK , Over.
[Rstar]Drix(41): Police Radio:OFFICER BEING SHIT, Over.
[Rstar]Drix(41): Police Radio:SHOT, Over.
[Rstar]Drix(41): Police Radio:I mean SHOT, Over.
Drix is a shit cop. :lol:
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[Rstar]Drix(41): Police Radio: backup requested PIZZA STACK , Over.
[Rstar]Drix(41): Police Radio:OFFICER BEING SHIT, Over.
[Rstar]Drix(41): Police Radio:SHOT, Over.
[Rstar]Drix(41): Police Radio:I mean SHOT, Over.
AHAHAHHAHAHHA :D
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oh so fani
i was getting shot there!
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korsa(xx) has been warned by Paul_Hernadez for is /me roleplays his bans
korsa(xx) has been warned by Paul_Hernadez s/f?
korsa(xx) has been banned by Paul_Hernadez s!!!!!!!!!!!! Woka
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[18:36:25]James_Colombo(38) says: Why do you want to join our family
[18:36:26] Martin_silva(59) says: yes.
[18:36:40] PM to James_Colombo: :facepalm:
[18:36:48] Yao_Colombo(80) facepalms
[18:36:55] Yao_Colombo(80) facedicks
[18:37:05] Yao_Colombo(80) facetables
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[18:36:25]James_Colombo(38) says: Why do you want to join our family
[18:36:26] Martin_silva(59) says: yes.
[18:36:40] PM to James_Colombo: :facepalm:
[18:36:48] Yao_Colombo(80) facepalms
[18:36:55] Yao_Colombo(80) facedicks
[18:37:05] Yao_Colombo(80) facetables
facedick?
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facedick?
Yep Facedick
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[18:36:25]James_Colombo(38) says: Why do you want to join our family
[18:36:26] Martin_silva(59) says: yes.
[18:36:40] PM to James_Colombo: :facepalm:
[18:36:48] Yao_Colombo(80) facepalms
[18:36:55] Yao_Colombo(80) facedicks
[18:37:05] Yao_Colombo(80) facetables
Lmao that was funny as fuck. I always respect newbies and give them a chance and learn them things but this was impossible :p
Outside: james_colombo:sorry man you need to go too somewhere?
He:i good fighter for team or something like that :p
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Making fun of someone's English is as pathetic as breaking rules on purpose. Many of the players in this community does not have english as native language and they should not be commented at because they have poor understanding of the same. Help and teach instead of comment what they do bad.
Great chatlogs! :)
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[18:36:25]James_Colombo(38) says: Why do you want to join our family
[18:36:26] Martin_silva(59) says: yes.
[18:36:40] PM to James_Colombo: :facepalm:
[18:36:48] Yao_Colombo(80) facepalms
[18:36:55] Yao_Colombo(80) facedicks
[18:37:05] Yao_Colombo(80) facetables
Honestly... I couldn't resist...
(http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/1351/881944.jpg)
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This made me laugh :lol:
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Honestly... I couldn't resist...
(http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/1351/881944.jpg)
hahah chub
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hahah chub
Hahaha LOL :lol:
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JamesJames (42): How to rob a bank?
Randomguy (xx):Roleplay it.
JamesJames (42):How can i?
Phoenix. (12): /roleplayit
and a great reply
JamesJames (42):It is an unknown command!!
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JamesJames (42): How to rob a bank?
Randomguy (xx):Roleplay it.
JamesJames (42):How can i?
Phoenix. (12): /roleplayit
and a great reply
JamesJames (42):It is an unknown command!!
Nice to see how people can still help new players... :flame:
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Nice to see how people can still help new players... :flame:
:lol: I always dreamed about a command that gives a million along with 6 wanted stars.
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JamesJames (42): How to rob a bank?
Randomguy (xx):Roleplay it.
JamesJames (42):How can i?
Phoenix. (12): /roleplayit
and a great reply
JamesJames (42):It is an unknown command!!
it sux if it's yours!!
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:lol: at the "Why do you want to join our family ? Yes" :lol:
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After several hacks and attacks to the server.........
(http://i1243.photobucket.com/albums/gg553/ramiro0412/woka_zps12b61f36.png)
Failz0r :lol:
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After several hacks and attacks to the server.........
<picture>
Failz0r :lol:
:lol:
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After several hacks and attacks to the server.........
(http://i1243.photobucket.com/albums/gg553/ramiro0412/woka_zps12b61f36.png)
Failz0r :lol:
Sir, do you see the topic Subject?
SA:MP - Funny Chat Logs
Not
SA:MP - Funny Chat Screenshots
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Sir, do you see the topic Subject?
SA:MP - Funny Chat Logs
Not
SA:MP - Funny Chat Screenshots
Its not a screenshot , its a chatlog with more creativity ;)
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After several hacks and attacks to the server.........
(http://i1243.photobucket.com/albums/gg553/ramiro0412/woka_zps12b61f36.png)
Failz0r :lol:
:rofl: :rofl:
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Edith_Ichiwa: (29) Women are overrated, I have high speed internet, Iam whole.
:lol:
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Edith_Ichiwa: (29) Women are overrated, I have high speed internet, Iam whole.
:lol:
Easier pr0n!
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After several hacks and attacks to the server.........
(http://i1243.photobucket.com/albums/gg553/ramiro0412/woka_zps12b61f36.png)
Failz0r :lol:
:lol: Awesome! xD
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[09:42:14] Marius_Laru (25) <===doing rescue atm
[09:42:21] Marius_Laru (25) <=====ID 19
[09:42:37] ChiChi_LucianoT (17) <-----doing stunts at LSCH
[09:42:56] Christopher_GvardiaT (9) <---- Doing a shit.
[09:43:01] ChiChi_LucianoT (17) lol?
[09:43:03] Marius_Laru (25) doing a shit....LOL
[09:43:17] Alex_SopranoT (23) <--- Giving a blowjob
[09:43:26] EdwardC (3) O_O
[09:43:26] Christopher_GvardiaT (9) ^dafuq
[09:43:27] ChiChi_LucianoT (17) blowjob?
[09:43:30] Chief_Hardy (12) Doesnt look like its even hitting lol
[09:43:39] Connor_Ancelotti (38) oweee
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Not funny. Just.. something usual in Argonath.
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After several hacks and attacks to the server.........
(http://i1243.photobucket.com/albums/gg553/ramiro0412/woka_zps12b61f36.png)
Failz0r :lol:
Hahah , that's Really Funny! :lol:
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From old logs ... courtesy of JayL.
Read this four times now and I still laugh. Oh my.
Nacheing: (22) i think i will be accepted IN [RSTAR]
Nacheing: (22) they say this
Nacheing: (22) listen guys
Nacheing: (22) "we want you on the team cuz ur the best rp ever"
Nacheing: (22) they say they are thinking and will accept me
Nacheing: (22) cuz im to much for RSTAR
MrEcks: (14) ... who says that?
Nacheing: (22) a friend
Nacheing: (22) ferchu
* Everyone laughs in main chat... *
Nacheing: (22) he told me im will be accepted at RSTAR
Nacheing: (22) i didnt applt
[...]
Nacheing: (22) im a cangarou
[...]
Cane_Martinez: (2) Every1 want you not to join them..
Panda_Araatus: (28) Apart from EVERY MAFIA THAT DENIED YOU
Panda_Araatus: (28) You know
Panda_Araatus: (28) All of them.
Nacheing: (22) yes thats why i got denied everywhere i go
Nacheing: (22) he sent a pm :O
Nacheing: (22) i think guys 1 i think
Nacheing: (22) every team wanna me
Nacheing: (22) ppl fight for ahve me on a team
[...]
John_Lobhin: (23) he cant even type Araatus correctly and wants to apply for it
Nacheing: (22) cuz i dont like the name
Nacheing: (22) im the best cangarou jumper ever
Panda_Araatus: (28) Any Mafia with any substance will not accept you any longer
Nacheing: (22) thanks panda
Nacheing: (22) i as thinking on apply in aratus
[...]
Cane_Martinez: (2) Nach
Cane_Martinez: (2) If you get accepted into R*
Cane_Martinez: (2) I swear to god
Nacheing: (22) i will
Nacheing: (22) cuz im better than aratus
Nacheing: (22) cuz aratus is worst than Free cangarous
[...]
Nacheing: (22) "cagarous_Mafia"
[...]
Panda_Araatus: (28) But why can't you spell "Araatus" properly?
Nacheing: (22) cuz is to long
[...]
Nacheing: (22) stop bothering me or i will reprot with panda aratus
Nacheing: (22) i own the best car ingame
[...]
Nacheing: (10) finland isnt on the map
Nacheing: (10) austraila is a alone country
Nacheing: (10) them dont have cell phoes
Nacheing: australia= cangarous
Nacheing: (10) the animal who lives on australia and jumps all the time like jasska
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From old logs ... courtesy of JayL.
Read this four times now and I still laugh. Oh my.
Nacheing: (22) i think i will be accepted IN [RSTAR]
Nacheing: (22) they say this
Nacheing: (22) listen guys
Nacheing: (22) "we want you on the team cuz ur the best rp ever"
Nacheing: (22) they say they are thinking and will accept me
Nacheing: (22) cuz im to much for RSTAR
MrEcks: (14) ... who says that?
Nacheing: (22) a friend
Nacheing: (22) ferchu
* Everyone laughs in main chat... *
Nacheing: (22) he told me im will be accepted at RSTAR
Nacheing: (22) i didnt applt
[...]
Nacheing: (22) im a cangarou
[...]
Cane_Martinez: (2) Every1 want you not to join them..
Panda_Araatus: (28) Apart from EVERY MAFIA THAT DENIED YOU
Panda_Araatus: (28) You know
Panda_Araatus: (28) All of them.
Nacheing: (22) yes thats why i got denied everywhere i go
Nacheing: (22) he sent a pm :O
Nacheing: (22) i think guys 1 i think
Nacheing: (22) every team wanna me
Nacheing: (22) ppl fight for ahve me on a team
[...]
John_Lobhin: (23) he cant even type Araatus correctly and wants to apply for it
Nacheing: (22) cuz i dont like the name
Nacheing: (22) im the best cangarou jumper ever
Panda_Araatus: (28) Any Mafia with any substance will not accept you any longer
Nacheing: (22) thanks panda
Nacheing: (22) i as thinking on apply in aratus
[...]
Cane_Martinez: (2) Nach
Cane_Martinez: (2) If you get accepted into R*
Cane_Martinez: (2) I swear to god
Nacheing: (22) i will
Nacheing: (22) cuz im better than aratus
Nacheing: (22) cuz aratus is worst than Free cangarous
[...]
Nacheing: (22) "cagarous_Mafia"
[...]
Panda_Araatus: (28) But why can't you spell "Araatus" properly?
Nacheing: (22) cuz is to long
[...]
Nacheing: (22) stop bothering me or i will reprot with panda aratus
Nacheing: (22) i own the best car ingame
[...]
Nacheing: (10) finland isnt on the map
Nacheing: (10) austraila is a alone country
Nacheing: (10) them dont have cell phoes
Nacheing: australia= cangarous
Nacheing: (10) the animal who lives on australia and jumps all the time like jasska
:lol:
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From old logs ... courtesy of JayL.
Read this four times now and I still laugh. Oh my.
Nacheing: (22) i think i will be accepted IN [RSTAR]
Nacheing: (22) they say this
Nacheing: (22) listen guys
Nacheing: (22) "we want you on the team cuz ur the best rp ever"
Nacheing: (22) they say they are thinking and will accept me
Nacheing: (22) cuz im to much for RSTAR
MrEcks: (14) ... who says that?
Nacheing: (22) a friend
Nacheing: (22) ferchu
* Everyone laughs in main chat... *
Nacheing: (22) he told me im will be accepted at RSTAR
Nacheing: (22) i didnt applt
[...]
Nacheing: (22) im a cangarou
[...]
Cane_Martinez: (2) Every1 want you not to join them..
Panda_Araatus: (28) Apart from EVERY MAFIA THAT DENIED YOU
Panda_Araatus: (28) You know
Panda_Araatus: (28) All of them.
Nacheing: (22) yes thats why i got denied everywhere i go
Nacheing: (22) he sent a pm :O
Nacheing: (22) i think guys 1 i think
Nacheing: (22) every team wanna me
Nacheing: (22) ppl fight for ahve me on a team
[...]
John_Lobhin: (23) he cant even type Araatus correctly and wants to apply for it
Nacheing: (22) cuz i dont like the name
Nacheing: (22) im the best cangarou jumper ever
Panda_Araatus: (28) Any Mafia with any substance will not accept you any longer
Nacheing: (22) thanks panda
Nacheing: (22) i as thinking on apply in aratus
[...]
Cane_Martinez: (2) Nach
Cane_Martinez: (2) If you get accepted into R*
Cane_Martinez: (2) I swear to god
Nacheing: (22) i will
Nacheing: (22) cuz im better than aratus
Nacheing: (22) cuz aratus is worst than Free cangarous
[...]
Nacheing: (22) "cagarous_Mafia"
[...]
Panda_Araatus: (28) But why can't you spell "Araatus" properly?
Nacheing: (22) cuz is to long
[...]
Nacheing: (22) stop bothering me or i will reprot with panda aratus
Nacheing: (22) i own the best car ingame
[...]
Nacheing: (10) finland isnt on the map
Nacheing: (10) austraila is a alone country
Nacheing: (10) them dont have cell phoes
Nacheing: australia= cangarous
Nacheing: (10) the animal who lives on australia and jumps all the time like jasska
"ppl fight for ahve me on a team" :rofl:
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Making fun of someone's English is as pathetic as breaking rules on purpose. Many of the players in this community does not have english as native language and they should not be commented at because they have poor understanding of the same. Help and teach instead of comment what they do bad.
Great chatlogs! :)
we gave him 3 oportunities
the first one was that one
the second he answered "i asked my mom and said it ok
the 3rd one was i dont know
so we couldnt know the correct answer and we didnt have a natice sSwedish person who could help him
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From old logs ... courtesy of JayL.
Read this four times now and I still laugh. Oh my.
Nacheing: (22) i think i will be accepted IN [RSTAR]
Nacheing: (22) they say this
Nacheing: (22) listen guys
Nacheing: (22) "we want you on the team cuz ur the best rp ever"
Nacheing: (22) they say they are thinking and will accept me
Nacheing: (22) cuz im to much for RSTAR
MrEcks: (14) ... who says that?
Nacheing: (22) a friend
Nacheing: (22) ferchu
* Everyone laughs in main chat... *
Nacheing: (22) he told me im will be accepted at RSTAR
Nacheing: (22) i didnt applt
[...]
Nacheing: (22) im a cangarou
[...]
Cane_Martinez: (2) Every1 want you not to join them..
Panda_Araatus: (28) Apart from EVERY MAFIA THAT DENIED YOU
Panda_Araatus: (28) You know
Panda_Araatus: (28) All of them.
Nacheing: (22) yes thats why i got denied everywhere i go
Nacheing: (22) he sent a pm :O
Nacheing: (22) i think guys 1 i think
Nacheing: (22) every team wanna me
Nacheing: (22) ppl fight for ahve me on a team
[...]
John_Lobhin: (23) he cant even type Araatus correctly and wants to apply for it
Nacheing: (22) cuz i dont like the name
Nacheing: (22) im the best cangarou jumper ever
Panda_Araatus: (28) Any Mafia with any substance will not accept you any longer
Nacheing: (22) thanks panda
Nacheing: (22) i as thinking on apply in aratus
[...]
Cane_Martinez: (2) Nach
Cane_Martinez: (2) If you get accepted into R*
Cane_Martinez: (2) I swear to god
Nacheing: (22) i will
Nacheing: (22) cuz im better than aratus
Nacheing: (22) cuz aratus is worst than Free cangarous
[...]
Nacheing: (22) "cagarous_Mafia"
[...]
Panda_Araatus: (28) But why can't you spell "Araatus" properly?
Nacheing: (22) cuz is to long
[...]
Nacheing: (22) stop bothering me or i will reprot with panda aratus
Nacheing: (22) i own the best car ingame
[...]
Nacheing: (10) finland isnt on the map
Nacheing: (10) austraila is a alone country
Nacheing: (10) them dont have cell phoes
Nacheing: australia= cangarous
Nacheing: (10) the animal who lives on australia and jumps all the time like jasska
Derp. :lol:
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we gave him 3 oportunities
the first one was that one
the second he answered "i asked my mom and said it ok
the 3rd one was i dont know
so we couldnt know the correct answer and we didnt have a natice sSwedish person who could help him
now we have :D
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Huskar: (16) .a wazap sttztztztz
=AV=StZ: (29) .a leave me alone huskar
=AV=StZ: (29) oops
Huskar: (16) hey ! , they will think i do soemthing to you
MikeBlaze: (11) .a leave the britney spears alone huskar!
Huskar: (16) britney sux
=AV=StZ: (29) oh yes she does
=AV=StZ: (29) =D
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So i was talking to [WS]Al about him joining WS and stuff. Which led to this rather odd conversation.
[01:48:18] PM to [WS]Al(0): Nah im just mentally unstabile <3
[01:48:38] PM from [WS]Al(0): YOU CRAZY! Love ya
[01:49:04] PM to [WS]Al(0): Well ive been hanging out with Tony alot on Skype so i cant really help it ^^
[01:49:59] PM from [WS]Al(0): aw chea. he a cool mofo
[01:50:23] PM to [WS]Al(0): Indeed. An insane mofo
[01:50:34] PM to [WS]Al(0): But thats how i like my mofo's
[01:50:55] PM from [WS]Al(0): you never seen an insane mofo then
[01:51:06] PM to [WS]Al(0): Ive seen you dont i?
[01:51:30] PM from [WS]Al(0): but im a retarded mofo, the insane mofo is my brother billy
[01:51:36] PM from [WS]Al(0): he's right here
[01:51:42] PM from [WS]Al(0): ANIAGUAYGAAYGAUGAYUAGYGAUAGUAYGAUYGBHJB SHUBSJABHBSJABJSBSJ
[01:51:48] PM from [WS]Al(0): know what im sayin?
[01:51:51] PM to [WS]Al(0): Hahahaha xD
[01:51:57] PM to [WS]Al(0): Yeah i think i got the idea xD
Needless to say i was close to laughing my self to death :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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You reported Zgjimi(ID:24) to admins for attempt to DM
iMarkz(5) is looking into your report
*2 minutes later*
PM from iMarkz(5): Hi Astaroth, one of your abuser has been abused.
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You reported Zgjimi(ID:24) to admins for attempt to DM
iMarkz(5) is looking into your report
*2 minutes later*
PM from iMarkz(5): Hi Astaroth, one of your abuser has been abused.
Gotta love that typo! :lol:
We abuse the abusers.. That how we do in admin team yo!
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DonK was hanging out at GS9 with his pimp bicycle and a motorcycle helmet
PM to DonK: You look hilarious with that helmet and the bicycle, no offence, its just super funny xD
PM from DonK: U LAUGH AT FREE KUP?
Server alert: Firemen! Stop growing weed! There's a fire!
Another server alert (don't remember the context, propably around Christmas: got a problem? get cirumsized
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[19:00:58] Vector.(9) tries his luck and rolls the dice. The dice lands on the number 6.
[19:01:00] Vector.(9) tries his luck and rolls the dice. The dice lands on the number 6.
[19:01:04] Bradley_Hunter(10) says: slowplaying :/
[19:01:06] Bradley_Hunter(10) tries his luck and rolls the dice. The dice lands on the number 6.
[19:01:06] Bradley_Hunter(10) tries his luck and rolls the dice. The dice lands on the number 6.
[19:01:08] Bradley_Hunter(10) says: OMG
[19:01:09] Harris_Corleone(11) says: HAHA
[19:01:12] Bradley_Hunter(10) says: SICKASS
[19:01:12] Vector.(9) tries his luck and rolls the dice. The dice lands on the number 6.
[19:01:13] Vector.(9) tries his luck and rolls the dice. The dice lands on the number 6.
[19:01:14] Bradley_Hunter(10) tries his luck and rolls the dice. The dice lands on the number 4.
[19:01:14] Bradley_Hunter(10) tries his luck and rolls the dice. The dice lands on the number 3.
[19:01:15] Harris_Corleone(11) says: HAHA
[19:01:16] Bradley_Hunter(10) says: f**k
i lol'd xD
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Why would you dice the second time if the opponent already has double 6's and you get 4, there's no way for you to win even if you got 6.
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I wasn't the one dicing? Smartass... And he doesn't play slowdice, he just quick dices ;P
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Why would you dice the second time if the opponent already has double 6's and you get 4, there's no way for you to win even if you got 6.
Idk if you noticed but he did dice in 1 second. + WHO CARES ? ..
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Well that is pretty much the point, if you want to do makes fast then just dice once. I have had one case when playing blackjack I had 6 21's in a row with the dealer gettin 6 aswell.
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Why would you dice the second time if the opponent already has double 6's and you get 4, there's no way for you to win even if you got 6.
[19:01:12] Vector.(9) tries his luck and rolls the dice. The dice lands on the number 6.
[19:01:13] Vector.(9) tries his luck and rolls the dice. The dice lands on the number 6.
[19:01:14] Bradley_Hunter(10) tries his luck and rolls the dice. The dice lands on the number 4.
[19:01:14] Bradley_Hunter(10) tries his luck and rolls the dice. The dice lands on the number 3.
Ok?
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Idk if you noticed but he did dice in 1 second. + WHO CARES ? ..
Yeah, you already posted that. Sorry if I caused bottompain.
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Yeah, you already posted that. Sorry if I caused bottompain.
I am the one dicing (Bradley Hunter). I dont slowplay. I dice very quickly in less than a second. Yet i laughed my ass off when i hit 6-6 against 6-6, then harris came along and destroyed me :D
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I'm getting e-mail notifications of you guys arguing, i enabled it to check new funny logs, not argues, PLEASE cut it out =)
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I'm getting e-mail notifications of you guys arguing, i enabled it to check new funny logs, not argues, PLEASE cut it out =)
Disable it then? :poke:
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Disable it then? :poke:
I enabled them for a reason you know..for the logs.
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haha you guys and tieing on 6-6 ive tied on 1-1 like three times in row with [Rstar]Joker for 1m bets. :P
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You reported Zgjimi(ID:24) to admins for attempt to DM
iMarkz(5) is looking into your report
*2 minutes later*
PM from iMarkz(5): Hi Astaroth, one of your abuser has been abused.
I am still hating you, ahah.
I will be stalking to catch you while committing a typo, lol.
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[19:00:58] Vector.(9) tries his luck and rolls the dice. The dice lands on the number 6.
[19:01:00] Vector.(9) tries his luck and rolls the dice. The dice lands on the number 6.
[19:01:04] Bradley_Hunter(10) says: slowplaying :/
[19:01:06] Bradley_Hunter(10) tries his luck and rolls the dice. The dice lands on the number 6.
[19:01:06] Bradley_Hunter(10) tries his luck and rolls the dice. The dice lands on the number 6.
[19:01:08] Bradley_Hunter(10) says: OMG
[19:01:09] Harris_Corleone(11) says: HAHA
[19:01:12] Bradley_Hunter(10) says: SICKASS
[19:01:12] Vector.(9) tries his luck and rolls the dice. The dice lands on the number 6.
[19:01:13] Vector.(9) tries his luck and rolls the dice. The dice lands on the number 6.
[19:01:14] Bradley_Hunter(10) tries his luck and rolls the dice. The dice lands on the number 4.
[19:01:14] Bradley_Hunter(10) tries his luck and rolls the dice. The dice lands on the number 3.
[19:01:15] Harris_Corleone(11) says: HAHA
[19:01:16] Bradley_Hunter(10) says: f**k
i lol'd xD
i remember that day of gambling on which i lost my all money and started begging ........
hahahahahahaha
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[18:24:22] Hotmail: Gmail Sucks
[18:24:22]Gmail: Hotmail sucks
ADVERTISEMENT:What is the best Patroling vehicle? Infernus? Sultan? *some other car I don't remember* contact Milano_Alverez
PM to Milano_Alverez: LVPD
ADVERTISEMENT: The winner is Infernus <3 contact Milano_Alverez
PM to Milano_Alverez: Can I get 1k for winning?
PM from Milano_Alverez: You didn't win
PM to Milano_Alverez: I'm Gmail I always win.
PM from Milano_Alverez: Damn you
PM from Milano_Alverez: hahaha
PM from Milano_Alverez: :D
You recieved 1000$ from Milano_Alverez to your bank account.
PM to Milano_Alverez: Thanks I will use that to make the new Youtube LAyout even more sucky.
PM from Milano_Alverez: Good luck with that.
Gmail: come in sir we will take you for a ride
Jenny_Adams: Come in no need to run!
[forgot the name]: Thank you
Jenny Adams locks the car doors
Gmail: Sir are you a user of gmail
[Forgot the name]: I don't see how that is relevant
Jenny_Adams: Answer the man!
Gmail: Do you want to invest in google stock?
[Forgot the name]: Are you kidnaping me?
Gmail: No we just want to talk
Gmail: So how do you want us to improve Gmail
[Forgot the name]: I don't really use Gmail
Jenny Adams unlocks the door
Jenny_Adams: We do not give free services to people who don't use our service, out with you
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Wo_Fat(48) has just registered. Please greet and help him/her. Location: Los Santos International
Steve_McGarrett: (49) seriously?
Wo_Fat: (48) Steve, I am comming to kill you
Wo_Fat: (48) Just like I killed your father.
Steve_McGarrett: (49) Come at me, just like my mom killed your father.
Wo_Fat: (48) :(
Wo_Fat was banned by [WS]Mikro(92) for banevading, threatening.
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Wo_Fat(48) has just registered. Please greet and help him/her. Location: Los Santos International
Steve_McGarrett: (49) seriously?
Wo_Fat: (48) Steve, I am comming to kill you
Wo_Fat: (48) Just like I killed your father.
Steve_McGarrett: (49) Come at me, just like my mom killed your father.
Wo_Fat: (48) :(
Wo_Fat was banned by [WS]Mikro(92) for banevading, threatening.
:lol:
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i remember that day of gambling on which i lost my all money and started begging ........
hahahahahahaha
You're okay? Or need a doctor?
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omagaawd, admin Mikro liees. Wo-Fat no lie, wo fat tell truth! Omagaawd invalid b33n <3
Looks nice Steve xD
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Hotmail : Gmail sucks
Gmail : hotmail sucks
:m4:
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no1any pictures sir
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(http://i.imgur.com/T5czkQt.jpg)
:m4:
lazy.
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Wo_Fat(48) has just registered. Please greet and help him/her. Location: Los Santos International
Steve_McGarrett: (49) seriously?
Wo_Fat: (48) Steve, I am comming to kill you
Wo_Fat: (48) Just like I killed your father.
Steve_McGarrett: (49) Come at me, just like my mom killed your father.
Wo_Fat: (48) :(
Wo_Fat was banned by [WS]Mikro(92) for banevading, threatening.
I never knew that the ingame font is the same as the one we use on the forum.
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I never knew that the ingame font is the same as the one we use on the forum.
Haha! Me neither. Perhaps, it's because I added glow effect, equal same colors and pretty much put the text exactly like it's on the screenshot, as well the ARPD color, just defining the color of it in photoshop and using it in forums ^^
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Haha! Me neither. Perhaps, it's because I added glow effect, equal same colors and pretty much put the text exactly like it's on the screenshot, as well the ARPD color, just defining the color of it in photoshop and using it in forums ^^
fukin haks
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fukin haks
fonthax
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ohmahgawd hax pleez b4n!
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speaking of how much I love nexxt
Gmail:/getonline nexxt
Nexxt_CorleoneT joined the game from ****
[ a lot of lols and OMGs, oh and I totally had an orgasm]
Crime of Gmail [3] : Wanted for killing Hotmail
Gmail: I think sauron is trying to murder me.
I am an eye in the sky, looking at you.
Gmail: damn.
Khm_Pentangeli: lol!
Oh and nexxt feels safe when he goes afk, poor guy!
(http://i.imgur.com/oanEheH.jpg)
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Wait, Gmail killed hotmail when it launched back in the day!
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Wait, Gmail killed hotmail when it launched back in the day!
all of the high fives to you sir.
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inb4 Skype owns them all :roll:
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inb4 Skype owns them all :roll:
google will never let that happen
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At this rate..
Google will be owning Facebook.
Google will be owning Skype.
Yahoo, Apple, eBay and Microsoft.
Watch out for that which defines infinity.
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Google will own the whole internet soon. :roll:
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Google will own the whole internet soon. :roll:
No No.... Kim Jong UN will buy google and take over the world, beacuse google is watching him.
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No No.... Kim Jong UN will buy google and take over the world, beacuse google is watching him.
:lol:
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No No.... Kim Jong UN will buy google and take over the world, beacuse google is watching him.
Haha LOL Hevar!!
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:lol:
[12:31:11] Luis_Luciano(1) says: What do you want?
[12:31:32] [UFH]Armando(40) says: i don't speak english
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:lol:
[12:31:11] Luis_Luciano(1) says: What do you want?
[12:31:32] [UFH]Armando(40) says: i don't speak english
Maybe he just doesn't..?
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Maybe he just doesn't..?
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a CMB test.
[WS]Mike what does a RPG mean and how do you understand it?
demetri rocket prepelled grenade - It means you don't want to be on the other end of it...
:D :lol:
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a CMB test.
(http://i.imgur.com/f9KbnvX.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/v190Txv.png)
:D
LOL! :rofl:
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a CMB test.
(http://i.imgur.com/f9KbnvX.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/v190Txv.png)
:D
Haha, that is plain awesome! :lol:
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a CMB test.
(http://i.imgur.com/f9KbnvX.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/v190Txv.png)
:D
:rofl:
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a CMB test.
(http://i.imgur.com/f9KbnvX.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/v190Txv.png)
:D :lol:
Did you send him on his way with no passport? :D
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I would have given him a reward! :lol:
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Did you send him on his way with no passport? :D
nah.. he ended up passing his test after he immediately changed his answer.. but he made my day tho :lol:
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(http://i.imgur.com/f9KbnvX.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/v190Txv.png)
One of the best I've seen so far. :rofl:
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a CMB test.
(http://i.imgur.com/f9KbnvX.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/v190Txv.png)
:D :lol:
Hm... Thats fake, not? o.O
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Hm... Thats fake, not? o.O
Obviously not.. :gand:
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a CMB test.
(http://i.imgur.com/f9KbnvX.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/v190Txv.png)
:D :lol:
I wouldn't had believed you if you posted a text frame :lol:
Best chatlog on a long time!
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:lol:
[12:31:11] Luis_Luciano(1) says: What do you want?
[12:31:32] [UFH]Armando(40) says: i don't speak english
:rofl:
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:rofl:
Maybe he just doesn't..?
Seriously..
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I wouldn't had believed you if you posted a text frame :lol:
Best chatlog on a long time!
CMB at it's best ^^
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[AC]Gmail: I have never seen Lord of the rings
Gimili: me neither
Gimili: (a)
[AC]Gmail: yey
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No screenshots please.
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No screenshots please.
you fuckin kiddin me?
you need proof if you want to say what owners did...
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Do not posts screenshots - write it down! We do not allow screenshots in this topic
There's an answer for you.
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Hahaha
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(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/19441947/Condoms.png)
A picture is better to show the validity of the log, :roll:
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(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/19441947/Condoms.png)
A picture is better to show the validity of the log, :roll:
damn
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(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/19441947/Condoms.png)
A picture is better to show the validity of the log, :roll:
Wow..
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(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/19441947/Condoms.png)
A picture is better to show the validity of the log, :roll:
FBI agent with heroin :ban :ban Ban plliz!!!11!
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Midget at your service..
militar : Admin abuser remove it
militar was banned by midget for car hacks
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A picture is better to show the validity of the log, :roll:
Yet it's quite obviously stated that there are to be no screenshots in this topic, just text.
These aren't guidelines people, they're rules. Stick to them.
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[22:02:43] T0ny_Hagen.(87) smiles and notices Kaylin.
[22:02:48] T0ny_Hagen.(87) waves her.
[22:02:56] Hernesto(108) whispers: She's sleeping..
[22:03:01] ***[1111] TonyBlaze(68): /me waves *Goes afk*
[22:03:33] T0ny_Hagen.(87) says: Hello Mrs.Kaylin.
[22:04:02] FrankBlaze(80) says: She only anwser you when you are nice
[22:04:12] T0ny_Hagen.(87) says: okay , so i will try
[22:04:25] T0ny_Hagen.(87) says: Hello Mrs.Kaylin_Blaze, the godfather of blaze and great boss
[22:04:32] TonyBlaze(68) says: Godmother...
[22:04:40] T0ny_Hagen.(87) says: Crap. i'm doing mistakes.
[22:04:43] DeanBlaze(12) walks away shaking his head
[22:04:55] TonyBlaze(68) says: Biggest mistake youre making is talking to someone that is afk
[22:05:07] T0ny_Hagen.(87) says: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaaa hah
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[22:02:43] T0ny_Hagen.(87) smiles and notices Kaylin.
[22:02:48] T0ny_Hagen.(87) waves her.
[22:02:56] Hernesto(108) whispers: She's sleeping..
[22:03:01] ***[1111] TonyBlaze(68): /me waves *Goes afk*
[22:03:33] T0ny_Hagen.(87) says: Hello Mrs.Kaylin.
[22:04:02] FrankBlaze(80) says: She only anwser you when you are nice
[22:04:12] T0ny_Hagen.(87) says: okay , so i will try
[22:04:25] T0ny_Hagen.(87) says: Hello Mrs.Kaylin_Blaze, the godfather of blaze and great boss
[22:04:32] TonyBlaze(68) says: Godmother...
[22:04:40] T0ny_Hagen.(87) says: Crap. i'm doing mistakes.
[22:04:43] DeanBlaze(12) walks away shaking his head
[22:04:55] TonyBlaze(68) says: Biggest mistake youre making is talking to someone that is afk
[22:05:07] T0ny_Hagen.(87) says: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaaa hah
i didn't knowed youre so fast on posting it
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(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/19441947/Condoms.png)
A picture is better to show the validity of the log, :roll:
Wow nice
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Wow nice
Holy Crap, 1 billion condoms! That means...
...5 billion dollars? MAN!!!??? Are you crazy!?!? You spent 5 billion dollars for some freckled condoms!?!?
Holy shit, neither Gimli is THAT rich!
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Wow nice
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Holy Crap, 1 billion condoms! That means...
...5 billion dollars? MAN!!!??? Are you crazy!?!? You spent 5 billion dollars for some freckled condoms!?!?
Holy shit, neither Gimli is THAT rich!
I only asked a certain balla for ONE condom.
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I only asked a certain balla for ONE condom.
Frank?
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Frank?
No :roll:
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No :roll:
Ramo?
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Ramo?
Nope. It was an UC manager.
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[22:02:43] T0ny_Hagen.(87) smiles and notices Kaylin.
[22:02:48] T0ny_Hagen.(87) waves her.
[22:02:56] Hernesto(108) whispers: She's sleeping..
[22:03:01] ***[1111] TonyBlaze(68): /me waves *Goes afk*
[22:03:33] T0ny_Hagen.(87) says: Hello Mrs.Kaylin.
[22:04:02] FrankBlaze(80) says: She only anwser you when you are nice
[22:04:12] T0ny_Hagen.(87) says: okay , so i will try
[22:04:25] T0ny_Hagen.(87) says: Hello Mrs.Kaylin_Blaze, the godfather of blaze and great boss
[22:04:32] TonyBlaze(68) says: Godmother...
[22:04:40] T0ny_Hagen.(87) says: Crap. i'm doing mistakes.
[22:04:43] DeanBlaze(12) walks away shaking his head
[22:04:55] TonyBlaze(68) says: Biggest mistake youre making is talking to someone that is afk
[22:05:07] T0ny_Hagen.(87) says: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaaa hah
Looooooooool :lol:
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(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/19441947/Condoms.png)
A picture is better to show the validity of the log, :roll:
lol . are you kidding me? ALl those condoms? Damn now I get it .
It was the devil right? thats why you got 666 flares . RIGHT?
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Reece has many enemies :S
Sure does.
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Sure does.
Arent you the guy who paid me to silently dump him in the river last night? :trust:
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Arent you the guy who paid me to silently dump him in the river last night? :trust:
Shh.
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What??
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*traffic stop*
Veronmaksaja(25) says: Do you remember a lil back there you drove on the wrongside of the road while trying to pass me?
Veronmaksaja(25) says: That's called reckless driving, sir.
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*traffic stop*
Veronmaksaja(25) says: Do you remember a lil back there you drove on the wrongside of the road while trying to pass me?
Veronmaksaja(25) says: That's called reckless driving, sir.
Not sure if I dont get it , or its just not funny :S.
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I think the funny part in it is because overtaking is almost always done on the wrong side of the road (unless it's a two lane road) :poke:
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I think the funny part in it is because overtaking is almost always done on the wrong side of the road (unless it's a two lane road) :poke:
or that he miss spelt "wreckless" wrong... or I'm just retarded and I have been mis spelling it wrong all my life...
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or that he miss spelt "wreckless" wrong... or I'm just retarded and I have been mis spelling it wrong all my life...
Reckless is a normal word and correct one is "Reckless driving".
Wreckless means without wrecks.
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Reckless is a normal word and correct one is "Reckless driving".
Wreckless means without wrecks.
And kids, that is when I found out I'm retarded... oh well good to know I guess..
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Arent you the guy who paid me to silently dump him in the river last night? :trust:
:lol: naughty
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[NSC]Peeter(52) says: Why would you like to join NSC?
Yosef_Gambino(20) says: To change my name.
[NSC]Peeter(52) says: You don't have to join NSC to change your name. :trust:
Yosef_Gambino(20) says: Why?
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LOL
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Do not posts screenshots - write it down! We do not allow screenshots in this topic
Once again.
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Screens don't allowed, sorry.
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Lol
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Stop posting pictures in this thread.
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[NSC]Peeter(52) says: Why would you like to join NSC?
Yosef_Gambino(20) says: To change my name.
[NSC]Peeter(52) says: You don't have to join NSC to change your name. :trust:
Yosef_Gambino(20) says: Why?
LOL Loved it <3
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[21:18:45] Fernando_Tlinga123(35): Police Radio: I have a trafic stop in Verona Bitch, Over.
[21:19:04] Fernando_Tlinga123(35): Police Radio: I have a trafic stop in Santa Maria Bitch (sory), Over.
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[21:18:45] Fernando_Tlinga123(35): Police Radio: I have a trafic stop in Verona bad girl, Over.
[21:19:04] Fernando_Tlinga123(35): Police Radio: I have a trafic stop in Santa Maria bad girl (sory), Over.
Bad girl, ok.
Wouldn't have been funny if it said b!tch! :mad:
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Bad girl, ok.
Wouldn't have been funny if it said b!tch! :mad:
wordfilter translates it to badgirl.
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[15:03:08] PM to Vance_Cartson(53): omg how manny suspects
[15:03:33] PM from Vance_Cartson(53): let me see o.o
[15:03:56] PM from Vance_Cartson(53): hate you xD, removing my jetpack :(
[15:04:05] PM to Vance_Cartson(53): ahahaha you fell for it
[15:04:08] PM to Vance_Cartson(53): ahahahah
[15:04:14] PM from Vance_Cartson(53): can i use ur car ? D:
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[15:03:08] PM to Vance_Cartson(53): omg how manny suspects
[15:03:33] PM from Vance_Cartson(53): let me see o.o
[15:03:56] PM from Vance_Cartson(53): hate you xD, removing my jetpack :(
[15:04:05] PM to Vance_Cartson(53): ahahaha you fell for it
[15:04:08] PM to Vance_Cartson(53): ahahahah
[15:04:14] PM from Vance_Cartson(53): can i use ur car ? D:
lol nice one :D
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a CMB test.
(http://i.imgur.com/f9KbnvX.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/v190Txv.png)
Best!! :rofl: :rofl:
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Wow, I've never laughed as much as I did reading the last pages in this topic.
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[WS]Dolfa(0): Police Radio: My helicopter is in critical condition, a man threw a shoe on it, Over.
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[WS]Dolfa(0): Police Radio: My helicopter is in critical condition, a man threw a shoe on it, Over.
George Bush taking revenge? :devroll:
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George Bush taking revenge? :devroll:
:lol:
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George Bush taking revenge? :devroll:
Hahahaha, good one. :p
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[iT]Peeter: (9) Waka waka eeee, zaminamina ... This time for Azkaban!
Lord_Voldemort: (28) Sorry wut?
[iT]Peeter : (9) LOL
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When someone posts their own chatlog it makes it unfunny. :cry:
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Philip ancelotti: Last person who pm Id 17 (jerry ancelotti) Win!
Jerry Ancelotti: Dafuq?
PM: Hell brah
PM: Hello brah
PM: Hello
Jerry Ancelotti: OMG Stop It!
Philip Ancelotti was Tempbanned (60 min) by [Rstar]CBFasi for flooding pm
Jerry Ancelotti: Hehe
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wohoo nice :)
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[23:52:11] <Petar_Gvardia.> (119) Selling morrocan guy, pm for more info
[23:52:36] [Help Chat] Salah_Edin(2): so slavery is allowed again ??
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[23:52:11] <Petar_Gvardia.> (119) Selling morrocan guy, pm for more info
[23:52:36] [Help Chat] Salah_Edin(2): so slavery is allowed again ??
:rofl:
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[23:52:11] <Petar_Gvardia.> (119) Selling morrocan guy, pm for more info
[23:52:36] [Help Chat] Salah_Edin(2): so slavery is allowed again ??
he tried to sell me. and salah edin is my cousin IRL :)
(http://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/p608/Bundyy/sa-mp-099-1_zpsdcce5123.png)
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Da fak
PM from Yosef_Scotto(1): if i come pentangeli hep me to buy sultan ?w
PM to Yosef_Scotto(1): No, no, no, no, no, no and No!
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If I give you 10k you will change your name to Khaled_Pentangeli?
Khalid's my dad's name :cool:
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No i will stay iKhm :P and give back the 10k to someone else
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(http://i44.tinypic.com/5p0dpy.png)
(http://i42.tinypic.com/3zwcw.png)
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(http://i44.tinypic.com/5p0dpy.png)
(http://i42.tinypic.com/3zwcw.png)
Once again, first post clearly says
Do not posts screenshots - write it down! We do not allow screenshots in this topic
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[ADF]Padres(91) says: You may not shoot still standing suspects
TheMasry(11) says: I didn't want to get killed
TheMasry(11) says: There are shitloads of blacks here
I guess that explains the ongoing ruckus at Idlewood..
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Once again, first post clearly says
My bad!
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JackSforza(52): rocofor those without brains:ooooooo (ok when I want to do R-o-c-o-c-o it changes to that.. dunno wassup with it..
ADVERTISMENT: FBI hiring rodent exterminator, has an ugly fat pigeon problem [52], contact [Rstar]EliteTerm(Phone: 31337)
JackSforza(52): ROCKOCKCOCKCOCKOOOOO
AstarothSforza(14): COCK
Leon_arallian(43): I once heard a cock say kuekeleklux
Leon_arallian(43): Ku klux klan cock
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Birds in argonath sure love them :lol:
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JackSforza(52): rocofor those without brains:ooooooo (ok when I want to do R-o-c-o-c-o it changes to that.. dunno wassup with it..
ADVERTISMENT: FBI hiring rodent exterminator, has an ugly fat pigeon problem [52], contact [Rstar]EliteTerm(Phone: 31337)
JackSforza(52): ROCKOCKCOCKCOCKOOOOO
AstarothSforza(14): COCK
Leon_arallian(43): I once heard a cock say kuekeleklux
Leon_arallian(43): Ku klux klan cock
Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooL :lol:
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Censored_Name(12) was suspected by officer Censored_Name(88) for fucker
[12 secs gone]
Censored_Name(41) was suspected by officer Censored_Name(88) for mother fucker
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Da fak
PM from Yosef_Scotto(1): if i come pentangeli hep me to buy sultan ?w
PM to Yosef_Scotto(1): No, no, no, no, no, no and No!
This guy named Yosef_Scotto is the same guy here.
[NSC]Peeter(52) says: Why would you like to join NSC?
Yosef_Gambino(20) says: To change my name.
[NSC]Peeter(52) says: You don't have to join NSC to change your name. :trust:
Yosef_Gambino(20) says: Why?
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Brilliant Yosef :hurray: :lol:
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Brilliant Yosef :hurray: :lol:
Hahaha this guy is funny :)
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Censored_Name(12) was suspected by officer Censored_Name(88) for f**ker
[12 secs gone]
Censored_Name(41) was suspected by officer Censored_Name(88) for mother f**ker
Hahahha. :cool:
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Hahahha. :cool:
LOL.
Btw, once i got suspected by a cop for "Fuck your mum" ... Eps will remember.
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(http://i41.tinypic.com/1441xtj.png)
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Wow, I've never laughed as much as I did reading the last pages in this topic.
Read the first pages ;)
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(http://i41.tinypic.com/1441xtj.png)
All of my what.
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All of my what.
you mean
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/65-wat.jpg)
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ha ha i am 2007 player and my 2007 humor > ur 2013 humor !!!! im so self centered and kant get over my nostalgia !11
Basically what people are saying when they say this topic isn't funny any more
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you mean
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/65-wat.jpg)
Hahaha
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[08:19:30] <[WS]PulseEffect> (11) cum @ me
[08:19:33] <[WS]PulseEffect> (11) no srsly
[08:19:35] <Ale_Rivosecchi> (28) o.O
[08:19:38] <=AV=Denzel> (18) I will cum at you
[08:19:42] <[WS]PulseEffect> (11) oh yes
[08:19:50] <Jerry_Ancelotti> (5) Hah! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
[08:19:51] <[WS]PulseEffect> (11) denzel rite dah
[08:19:57] <[WS]PulseEffect> (11) I know I am gay..
[08:20:04] <[WS]PulseEffect> (11) problem m8?
[08:20:08] <Ian_Leung> (31) OoOoOo
[08:20:10] <Ale_Rivosecchi> (28) xD
[08:20:10] <=AV=Denzel> (18) I'm gay too
[08:20:11] <Jerry_Ancelotti> (5) that will be my new signature
[08:20:16] <[WS]PulseEffect> (11) 10-4
[08:20:17] <Jerry_Ancelotti> (5) that too
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Someone came out of the closet and somehow it's funny..
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Someone came out of the closet and somehow it's funny..
Shows that some people think its funny, while it isn't supposed to be joked with at all, could come over as insulting =P
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While some may consider it funny to insult gays, I find no problem cheating with multiple of my bros so =P
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While some may consider it funny to insult gays, I find no problem cheating with multiple of my bros so =P
Words of wisdom
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[08:19:30] <[WS]PulseEffect> (11) cum @ me
[08:19:33] <[WS]PulseEffect> (11) no srsly
[08:19:35] <Ale_Rivosecchi> (28) o.O
[08:19:38] <=AV=Denzel> (18) I will cum at you
[08:19:42] <[WS]PulseEffect> (11) oh yes
[08:19:50] <Jerry_Ancelotti> (5) Hah! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
[08:19:51] <[WS]PulseEffect> (11) denzel rite dah
[08:19:57] <[WS]PulseEffect> (11) I know I am gay..
[08:20:04] <[WS]PulseEffect> (11) problem m8?
[08:20:08] <Ian_Leung> (31) OoOoOo
[08:20:10] <Ale_Rivosecchi> (28) xD
[08:20:10] <=AV=Denzel> (18) I'm gay too
[08:20:11] <Jerry_Ancelotti> (5) that will be my new signature
[08:20:16] <[WS]PulseEffect> (11) 10-4
[08:20:17] <Jerry_Ancelotti> (5) that too
lol
ha ha i am 2007 player and my 2007 humor > ur 2013 humor !!!! im so self centered and kant get over my nostalgia !11
Basically what people are saying when they say this topic isn't funny any more
correctumondo.
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[00:19:52] ***[5666] Harris_Corleone(5): hey Scream
[00:19:52] ***[5666] Abe_Corleone(80): Hey Scream
[00:19:53] *** Scream_Corleone(85) has joined the channel.
[00:19:56] ***[5666] Abe_Corleone(80): Hey Scream
[00:19:56] ***[5666] Harris_Corleone(5): hey Scream
[00:19:59] ***[5666] Scream_Corleone(85): sup guys
[00:19:59] ***[5666] Abe_Corleone(80): Lol.
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[00:19:52] ***[5666] Harris_Corleone(5): hey Scream
[00:19:52] ***[5666] Abe_Corleone(80): Hey Scream
[00:19:53] *** Scream_Corleone(85) has joined the channel.
[00:19:56] ***[5666] Abe_Corleone(80): Hey Scream
[00:19:56] ***[5666] Harris_Corleone(5): hey Scream
[00:19:59] ***[5666] Scream_Corleone(85): sup guys
[00:19:59] ***[5666] Abe_Corleone(80): Lol.
cliche
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An order from the ARPD Commissioner himself
(http://i.imgur.com/w2tAspk.png)
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An order from the ARPD Commissioner himself
(http://i.imgur.com/w2tAspk.png)
I'm mindf**ked now :-/
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An order from the ARPD Commissioner himself
(http://i.imgur.com/w2tAspk.png)
Maybe they were using cops as tank ammunition, hence the "don't aim cops at civilians'.. =P
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[21:56:17] Silence_Lorenzo(15) has joined the server from {AAEEAA}the United States.
[21:56:41] <Silence_Lorenzo> (15) omg -- for the best fucking masturbation technique ever PM me..
so he just got back from fapping.
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Shortly after his release from jail..
[17:34:20] [WS]Mike(5) Opens desk drawer
[17:34:32] [WS]Mike(5) Takes out a roll of stickers
[17:34:40] [WS]Mike(5) Kicks the drawer shut
[17:34:41] [WS]Mike(5) says: Hey!
[17:34:45] Adrian_Mendoza(38) says: What?
[17:34:51] [WS]Mike(5) Peels off a sticker
[17:34:53] [WS]Mike(5) says: Take this
[17:34:57] Adrian_Mendoza(38) says: Ummmm..
[17:35:00] Sticker reads: "SAPD Drug Free! ([WS]Mike(5))
[17:35:03] Adrian_Mendoza(38) takes the sticker.
[17:35:11] Adrian_Mendoza(38) says: Well that's helpful.
[17:35:13] [WS]Mike(5) says: Stay drug free out there, Civilian!
[17:35:15] [WS]Mike(5) Smiles
[17:35:19] Adrian_Mendoza(38) says: I'll stick it on my bag of hash.
[17:35:20] Adrian_Mendoza(38) chuckles.
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Shows that some people think its funny, while it isn't supposed to be joked with at all, could come over as insulting =P
True, people got banned for less.
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An order from the ARPD Commissioner himself
(http://i.imgur.com/w2tAspk.png)
Oh CBF..
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Person-A was suspected by Officer-B for Quite possibly a drug dealer
Person-A has been unsuspected by Officer-C - Do not suspect someone for "possibly" commiting a crime.
Person-A was suspected by Officer-B for Totally a drug dealer
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Person-A was suspected by Officer-B for Quite possibly a drug dealer
Person-A has been unsuspected by Officer-C - Do not suspect someone for "possibly" commiting a crime.
Person-A was suspected by Officer-B for Totally a drug dealer
Whos the as***le who did that?!
:blushes:
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Some Maxwell guy. :-P
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Person-A was suspected by Officer-B for Quite possibly a drug dealer
Person-A has been unsuspected by Officer-C - Do not suspect someone for "possibly" commiting a crime.
Person-A was suspected by Officer-B for Totally a drug dealer
Hahahaahahahahah
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Person-A was suspected by Officer-B for Quite possibly a drug dealer
Person-A has been unsuspected by Officer-C - Do not suspect someone for "possibly" commiting a crime.
Person-A was suspected by Officer-B for Totally a drug dealer
HAhahahahahah xD
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[10:06:50] <=AV=Denzel> (31) Padres, Pulse wants to have sex with you Oo, he pmed me D:
[10:06:55] <[WS]Padres_Rosso> (38) wat ....
[10:06:56] <[WS]PulseEffect> (17) 0mg in local chat
[10:06:59] <[WS]PulseEffect> (17) ..
[10:07:02] <=AV=Denzel> (31) Oh sorry Pulse
xD
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[10:06:50] <=AV=Denzel> (31) Padres, Pulse wants to have sex with you Oo, he pmed me D:
[10:06:55] <[WS]Padres_Rosso> (38) wat ....
[10:06:56] <[WS]PulseEffect> (17) 0mg in local chat
[10:06:59] <[WS]PulseEffect> (17) ..
[10:07:02] <=AV=Denzel> (31) Oh sorry Pulse
xD
. . . God help me.
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[23:25:31] ADVERTISEMENT: ty{FF9900}, contact Armando.Alemdar(ID:31)
[23:25:32] JackThePenguin(21) shouts megaphone): This is the POLICE, move out of the way!
[23:25:34] <Zlatan_Capone> (94) np
[23:25:34] <Alexander_Stracci> (23) np
[23:25:35] ADVERTISEMENT: yw{FF9900}, contact Eowyn(Phone:549275)
[23:25:35] ADVERTISEMENT: np{FF9900}, contact Braxton.(Phone:935937)
[23:25:36] <Alexander_Stracci> (23) lol
[23:25:39] <NexxtThePenguin> (40) ..
[23:25:42] <Alexander_Stracci> (23) inb4 wanrs
[23:25:43] <Jonny_Ancelotti> (38) hmm
[23:25:43] <Alexander_Stracci> (23) warns
[23:25:43] Braxton.(61) was warned by Leon_Arallian(5) for abusing /ad.
[23:25:46] Vybz(13) has joined the server from Jamaica.
[23:25:46] <Alexander_Stracci> (23) lol
[23:25:47] <Zlatan_Capone> (94) huhu
[23:25:49] Eowyn(51) was warned by Leon_Arallian(5) for abusing /ad too.
[23:25:49] <AlexTheCow> (60) lol
[23:25:55] <Eowyn> (51) ill abuse u
[23:25:57] <Zlatan_Capone> (94) abusing /ad three.
[23:25:57] <AlexTheCow> (60) That was not on purpose
[23:26:04] <Leon_Arallian> (5) Excuse me eowyn?
[23:26:09] <Mikal> (11) hahahhaa
[23:26:09] <Alexander_Stracci> (23) LOL
[23:26:12] <Alexander_Stracci> (23) Leon&Abused
[23:26:13] <Eowyn> (51) ill abuse u
[23:26:13] <Alexander_Stracci> (23) rofl
[23:26:14] Ricardo_Corleone(76) has joined the server from Russian Federation.
[23:26:15] <Adulio_Marquez> (1) Ohhh snap.
[23:26:21] <Adulio_Marquez> (1) he said he'll abuse you
[23:26:24] Kenawa.(106): Police Radio: We Saw it, what are your demands?, Over.
[23:26:24] <kent.> (73) aint nobody got time fo dat
[23:26:26] <Eowyn> (51) 1v1
[23:26:27] <Eowyn> (51) lspd
[23:26:27] <[NP]Monte.Montague> (56) aww u gonna take that?
[23:26:30] <Adulio_Marquez> (1) ohhhhhh
[23:26:31] ADVERTISEMENT: {FA6464}[FAP] {FAF764}Fast Academy of Police, teaching cops to quality!{FF9900}, contact NexxtThePenguin(Phone:13337)
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ty
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John_Doe(24): You lack brain cells.
Smith_Johnson(34): That's what your mom told me.
The guy owned himself hahahahhaha xD
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hahhahaahahhah xD
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[23:25:55] <Eowyn> (51) ill abuse u
[23:26:04] <Leon_Arallian> (5) Excuse me eowyn?
[23:26:26] <Eowyn> (51) 1v1
[23:26:27] <Eowyn> (51) lspd
kk, leon comes with level 10 banhammer!
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Don't fuck with him. :o
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Abe_Corleone(22) says: Doing stuff irl.
Abe_Corleone(22) says: Hence tabbing.
Peter_Corleone(131) says: Fap fap.
Abe_Corleone(22) says: That too.
Peter_Corleone(131) says: lol
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who can blame him , Peter is so dreamy..
Yeah I shouldn't of posted that.. I don't even know Peter..
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[10:06:50] <=AV=Denzel> (31) Padres, Pulse wants to have sex with you Oo, he pmed me D:
[10:06:55] <[WS]Padres_Rosso> (38) wat ....
[10:06:56] <[WS]PulseEffect> (17) 0mg in local chat
[10:06:59] <[WS]PulseEffect> (17) ..
[10:07:02] <=AV=Denzel> (31) Oh sorry Pulse
xD
hahahahhahhahahhahah lol!!
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[18:42:00] <Tomer_Kolta> (111) Drix what gray
[18:42:09] <[Rstar]Drix> (23) u calling me gay??
[18:42:13] <[Rstar]Drix> (23) ME?!!?
what???-.-
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[18:47:05] *** You have joined channel 7977. The channel is owned by [AAF]Mircea_Niko.
[18:47:05] *** Entry message: Drug Enforcement Agency
[18:47:08] ***[7977] Danny_Williams(116): say what
[18:47:10] ***[7977] [AAF]Mircea_Niko(37): what
[18:47:19] ***[7977] Danny_Williams(116): Good.
Administration* Plus, I was mad you foo'!
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[18:37:31] PM from Def_Corleone(49): josh
[18:37:42] PM from Def_Corleone(49): wat doe je lullig
[18:37:52] PM from Def_Corleone(49): jij had t ook niet leuk gevonden man
[18:38:00] PM to Def_Corleone(49): I'm not Josh you blind f... GOD DAMN IT
[18:38:21] PM from Def_Corleone(49): waarom praat je engelss??
[18:38:30] PM from Def_Corleone(49): Haha sorry man, didn't notice.
[18:38:43] PM to Def_Corleone(49): .. happens too often so I can't blame you :/
I need to change my name..
Forever.. I .. jezus you people are blind..
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This is some really high dope
(http://u1309.hizliresim.com/1f/f/sn832.jpg) (http://bit.ly/c25MCx)
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[18:37:31] PM from Def_Corleone(49): josh
[18:37:42] PM from Def_Corleone(49): wat doe je lullig
[18:37:52] PM from Def_Corleone(49): jij had t ook niet leuk gevonden man
[18:38:00] PM to Def_Corleone(49): I'm not Josh you blind f... GOD DAMN IT
[18:38:21] PM from Def_Corleone(49): waarom praat je engelss??
[18:38:30] PM from Def_Corleone(49): Haha sorry man, didn't notice.
[18:38:43] PM to Def_Corleone(49): .. happens too often so I can't blame you :/
I need to change my name..
Forever.. I .. jezus you people are blind..
Josh, plz be nice to Def
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yeah josh dont be lullig
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gemeen! :mad:
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Josh, plz be nice to Def
... :eek:
BRI.. I ..
yeah josh dont be lullig
What does that mean?
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... :eek:
BRI.. I ..
What does that mean?
Dont act like a ass
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This is some really high dope
(http://u1309.hizliresim.com/1f/f/sn832.jpg) (http://bit.ly/c25MCx)
HE POSTED A PICTURE!.... HE POSTED A PICTURE! :mad:
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Luke_Perry : Anyone wanna be Vinewood Superstar?
[WS]TonySforza : What about porn star? I'm in
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(http://i.imgur.com/MZJMjU5.png)
HE POSTED A PICTURE!.... HE POSTED A PICTURE! :mad:
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Naughty Tony.
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Crimson_Luciano(14): 2x nitro can use how many time?
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Crimson_Luciano(14): 2x nitro can use how many time?
:rofl:
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PedroSforza(18): Hit the road jack
AstarothSforza(82): And don'tchu come back no more no more no more no moreeeeeeeeeeeee
PedroSforza(18): Watchu say?
AstarothSforza(82): Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu hit the roaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad jack
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I remember we did that when Kojak said he's logging off.. :X
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[20:08:45] Don_Lidner(0) says: Do you know what you were just doing in front of a police officer!?!
[20:08:46] BoscoNY911(13) unslides his ASP Baton from his belt.
[20:08:52] Don_Lidner(0) says: YOU WERE ASSAULTING THE AIR!
[20:08:57] Don_Lidner(0) says: Are you an ignorant boy?
[20:08:59] <Claude_Fido> (20) how to do animation s
[20:09:09] Don_Lidner(0) says: ANSWER THE QUESTION!
[20:09:18] PM to [WS]Teddy(16): you lisetning?
[20:09:20] PM to [WS]Teddy(16): xD
[20:09:23] BoscoNY911(13) shouts: WHY IN THE HELL WERE YOU ASSAULTING THE AIR ?!!
[20:09:25] Are you serious right now? (Kouki.(8))
[20:09:37] Don_Lidner(0) grabs his zip-tie cuffs
[20:09:41] Don_Lidner(0) says: Now
[20:09:45] Don_Lidner(0) says: You apologize to the air
[20:09:49] Don_Lidner(0) says: Or you're under arrest
[20:09:57] Don_Lidner(0) says: Your choice.
[20:10:17] Don_Lidner(0) says: 5 Seconds
[20:10:17] this should totally go under funny chatlogs ([WS]Teddy(16))
[20:10:21] Don_Lidner(0) says: 5
[20:10:23] Yes admin. (BoscoNY911(13))
[20:10:24] Don_Lidner(0) says: 4
[20:10:27] Don_Lidner(0) says: 3
[20:10:33] We're recording this and putting that on UT (BoscoNY911(13))
[20:10:37] Kouki.(8) shouts: bye!!!
[20:10:42] Kouki.(8) was suspected by officer BoscoNY911(13) for evade
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[23:08:30] Don_Lidner(0) says: Sir!
[23:08:46] Don_Lidner(0) says: Do you know what you were just doing in front of a police officer!?!
[23:08:47] BoscoNY911(13) unslides his ASP Baton from his belt.
[23:08:53] Don_Lidner(0) says: YOU WERE ASSAULTING THE AIR!
[23:08:57] Don_Lidner(0) says: Are you an ignorant boy?
[23:09:09] Don_Lidner(0) says: ANSWER THE QUESTION!
[23:09:24] BoscoNY911(13) shouts: WHY IN THE HELL WERE YOU ASSAULTING THE AIR ?!!
[23:09:25] Are you serious right now? (Kouki.(8))
[23:09:37] Don_Lidner(0) grabs his zip-tie cuffs
[23:09:42] Don_Lidner(0) says: Now
[23:09:46] Don_Lidner(0) says: You apologize to the air
[23:09:50] Don_Lidner(0) says: Or you're under arrest
[23:09:58] Don_Lidner(0) says: Your choice.
[23:10:17] Don_Lidner(0) says: 5 Seconds
[23:10:17] this should totally go under funny chatlogs ([WS]Teddy(16))
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[20:08:45] Don_Lidner(0) says: Do you know what you were just doing in front of a police officer!?!
[20:08:46] BoscoNY911(13) unslides his ASP Baton from his belt.
[20:08:52] Don_Lidner(0) says: YOU WERE ASSAULTING THE AIR!
[20:08:57] Don_Lidner(0) says: Are you an ignorant boy?
[20:08:59] <Claude_Fido> (20) how to do animation s
[20:09:09] Don_Lidner(0) says: ANSWER THE QUESTION!
[20:09:18] PM to [WS]Teddy(16): you lisetning?
[20:09:20] PM to [WS]Teddy(16): xD
[20:09:23] BoscoNY911(13) shouts: WHY IN THE HELL WERE YOU ASSAULTING THE AIR ?!!
[20:09:25] Are you serious right now? (Kouki.(8))
[20:09:37] Don_Lidner(0) grabs his zip-tie cuffs
[20:09:41] Don_Lidner(0) says: Now
[20:09:45] Don_Lidner(0) says: You apologize to the air
[20:09:49] Don_Lidner(0) says: Or you're under arrest
[20:09:57] Don_Lidner(0) says: Your choice.
[20:10:17] Don_Lidner(0) says: 5 Seconds
[20:10:17] this should totally go under funny chatlogs ([WS]Teddy(16))
[20:10:21] Don_Lidner(0) says: 5
[20:10:23] Yes admin. (BoscoNY911(13))
[20:10:24] Don_Lidner(0) says: 4
[20:10:27] Don_Lidner(0) says: 3
[20:10:33] We're recording this and putting that on UT (BoscoNY911(13))
[20:10:37] Kouki.(8) shouts: bye!!!
[20:10:42] Kouki.(8) was suspected by officer BoscoNY911(13) for evade
Haha, nice one!
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Probably looks conceited to post a chat log including yourself, yet alas the hazards of playing a female character/how desperate people try to get laid:
Bundy_Gvardia(0) shouts: Hop in!!
Robin_Weber(46) says: Not a chance.
Bundy_Gvardia(0) says: I can't let a lady run.
Bundy_Gvardia(0) says: My boss will fire me if he hears this, please..
Robin_Weber(46) says: Look you crazy Russian bastard, go stalk someone else.
Bundy_Gvardia(0) says: Ohh..
Bundy_Gvardia(0) Smirks
Bundy_Gvardia(0) says: I'm a driver.
Robin_Weber(46) says: No, you're a drug dealing swine.
Bundy <3
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Probably looks conceited to post a chat log including yourself, yet alas the hazards of playing a female character/how desperate people try to get laid:
Bundy_Gvardia(0) shouts: Hop in!!
Robin_Weber(46) says: Not a chance.
Bundy_Gvardia(0) says: I can't let a lady run.
Bundy_Gvardia(0) says: My boss will fire me if he hears this, please..
Robin_Weber(46) says: Look you crazy Russian bastard, go stalk someone else.
Bundy_Gvardia(0) says: Ohh..
Bundy_Gvardia(0) Smirks
Bundy_Gvardia(0) says: I'm a driver.
Robin_Weber(46) says: No, you're a drug dealing swine.
Bundy <3
OMG Bundy you are too addicted to Eastern Promises, get fresh air :O
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Probably looks conceited to post a chat log including yourself, yet alas the hazards of playing a female character/how desperate people try to get laid:
Bundy_Gvardia(0) shouts: Hop in!!
Robin_Weber(46) says: Not a chance.
Bundy_Gvardia(0) says: I can't let a lady run.
Bundy_Gvardia(0) says: My boss will fire me if he hears this, please..
Robin_Weber(46) says: Look you crazy Russian bastard, go stalk someone else.
Bundy_Gvardia(0) says: Ohh..
Bundy_Gvardia(0) Smirks
Bundy_Gvardia(0) says: I'm a driver.
Robin_Weber(46) says: No, you're a drug dealing swine.
Bundy <3
lol,Nice one!!!
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Probably looks conceited to post a chat log including yourself, yet alas the hazards of playing a female character/how desperate people try to get laid:
Bundy_Gvardia(0) shouts: Hop in!!
Robin_Weber(46) says: Not a chance.
Bundy_Gvardia(0) says: I can't let a lady run.
Bundy_Gvardia(0) says: My boss will fire me if he hears this, please..
Robin_Weber(46) says: Look you crazy Russian bastard, go stalk someone else.
Bundy_Gvardia(0) says: Ohh..
Bundy_Gvardia(0) Smirks
Bundy_Gvardia(0) says: I'm a driver.
Robin_Weber(46) says: No, you're a drug dealing swine.
Bundy <3
Eastern promises
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[19:09:42] Lamark_Cotroni: (94) /PM 33 ITS KIDNAPPING STOP ORI WILL SHOOT YOU
[19:09:48] LorenzoSforza: (12) Busted!
[19:09:50] Nick_Alfonso: (61) lool
[19:09:56] NexxtThePenguin: (55) Oh Cotroni'S RP in /pm?
[19:09:57] NexxtThePenguin: (55) nice
[19:10:03] Jacob_Ancelotti: (21) Cotroni's on their best RP
[19:10:15] Lamark_Cotroni: (94) CB MEET ME AT HQ
[19:10:17] NexxtThePenguin: (55) pm 94 THIS ISTHE POLICE, stop the kidnapping!!!!
No offence to the group, but that's funny, atleast for me, ok.
.______________________________________ _________.
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[19:09:42] Lamark_Cotroni: (94) /PM 33 ITS KIDNAPPING STOP ORI WILL SHOOT YOU
[19:09:48] LorenzoSforza: (12) Busted!
[19:09:50] Nick_Alfonso: (61) lool
[19:09:56] NexxtThePenguin: (55) Oh Cotroni'S RP in /pm?
[19:09:57] NexxtThePenguin: (55) nice
[19:10:03] Jacob_Ancelotti: (21) Cotroni's on their best RP
[19:10:15] Lamark_Cotroni: (94) CB MEET ME AT HQ
[19:10:17] NexxtThePenguin: (55) pm 94 THIS ISTHE POLICE, stop the kidnapping!!!!
No offence to the group, but that's funny, atleast for me, ok.
.______________________________________ _________.
Lol! :rofl:
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Haha the chatlog had some Eastern Promises elements in it, only difference was Nikolai not getting called a drugdealing swine. And I don't even RP a Russian.. xd
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[01:37:15] <[NP]Monte.Montague> (46) Tomer, I earned 5 shekkels in under 5 minutes
[01:37:28] <[NP]Tomer> (15) i can earn more, less time, where, how
[01:37:32] <[NP]Tomer> (15) israeli in stealth..
[01:37:42] <[NP]Monte.Montague> (46) I found it in Asda
[01:37:49] <[NP]Tomer> (15) that noobshop
[01:38:11] <[NP]Monte.Montague> (46) I know right... Asda Shmasda...
[01:38:18] <[NP]Tomer> (15) XD
[01:38:27] <[NoTag]Mikal> (19) is Asda Shmasda from Pakistan?
Lol mikal ;p .. ;p
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And I don't even RP a Russian.. xd
//me sees Gvardia tag, assumes character must be russian.
Mistakes are made ha ha
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//me sees Gvardia tag, assumes character must be russian.
Mistakes are made ha ha
The russian mafia race died with Koltsov.
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Probably looks conceited to post a chat log including yourself, yet alas the hazards of playing a female character/how desperate people try to get laid:
Bundy_Gvardia(0) shouts: Hop in!!
Robin_Weber(46) says: Not a chance.
Bundy_Gvardia(0) says: I can't let a lady run.
Bundy_Gvardia(0) says: My boss will fire me if he hears this, please..
Robin_Weber(46) says: Look you crazy Russian bastard, go stalk someone else.
Bundy_Gvardia(0) says: Ohh..
Bundy_Gvardia(0) Smirks
Bundy_Gvardia(0) says: I'm a driver.
Robin_Weber(46) says: No, you're a drug dealing swine.
Bundy <3
I lol'd.
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The russian mafia race died with Koltsov.
jelly
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The russian mafia race died with Koltsov.
A Slavic family never gives up. :)
I RP an Italian mobster, Robin.
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[20:08:45] Don_Lidner(0) says: Do you know what you were just doing in front of a police officer!?!
[20:08:46] BoscoNY911(13) unslides his ASP Baton from his belt.
[20:08:52] Don_Lidner(0) says: YOU WERE ASSAULTING THE AIR!
[20:08:57] Don_Lidner(0) says: Are you an ignorant boy?
[20:08:59] <Claude_Fido> (20) how to do animation s
[20:09:09] Don_Lidner(0) says: ANSWER THE QUESTION!
[20:09:18] PM to [WS]Teddy(16): you lisetning?
[20:09:20] PM to [WS]Teddy(16): xD
[20:09:23] BoscoNY911(13) shouts: WHY IN THE HELL WERE YOU ASSAULTING THE AIR ?!!
[20:09:25] Are you serious right now? (Kouki.(8))
[20:09:37] Don_Lidner(0) grabs his zip-tie cuffs
[20:09:41] Don_Lidner(0) says: Now
[20:09:45] Don_Lidner(0) says: You apologize to the air
[20:09:49] Don_Lidner(0) says: Or you're under arrest
[20:09:57] Don_Lidner(0) says: Your choice.
[20:10:17] Don_Lidner(0) says: 5 Seconds
[20:10:17] this should totally go under funny chatlogs ([WS]Teddy(16))
[20:10:21] Don_Lidner(0) says: 5
[20:10:23] Yes admin. (BoscoNY911(13))
[20:10:24] Don_Lidner(0) says: 4
[20:10:27] Don_Lidner(0) says: 3
[20:10:33] We're recording this and putting that on UT (BoscoNY911(13))
[20:10:37] Kouki.(8) shouts: bye!!!
[20:10:42] Kouki.(8) was suspected by officer BoscoNY911(13) for evade
LOL. The guy evade cuz he don't want to be arrested for assaulting the air :app:
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LOL. The guy evade cuz he don't want to be arrested for assaulting the air :app:
Yep, evading is a legit crime, even if you evade after being accused of assaulting air. :cop:
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Some funny stuff I encountered last months:
(http://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/p608/Bundyy/sa-mp-036_zpsdae75d95.png)
(http://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/p608/Bundyy/sa-mp-006_zps6129af9e.png)
(http://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/p608/Bundyy/sa-mp-018_zps48a647a6.png)you actually pronounce the name as 'shofèliano' but shhhhh
(http://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/p608/Bundyy/sa-mp-045_zps83f21d1e.png)
A few Scotto moments, we miss you Scotto!
(http://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/p608/Bundyy/lol1_zpsb05ed079.png)
(http://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/p608/Bundyy/lol2_zps5ad98e14.png)
(http://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/p608/Bundyy/sa-mp-186_zps734c8af0.png)
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Gravida means Pregnant in portuguese which make the chatlog even more funny ;D
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ^^^^
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Some funny stuff I encountered last months:
(http://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/p608/Bundyy/sa-mp-036_zpsdae75d95.png)
(http://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/p608/Bundyy/sa-mp-006_zps6129af9e.png)
(http://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/p608/Bundyy/sa-mp-018_zps48a647a6.png)you actually pronounce the name as 'shofèliano' but shhhhh
(http://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/p608/Bundyy/sa-mp-045_zps83f21d1e.png)
A few Scotto moments, we miss you Scotto!
(http://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/p608/Bundyy/lol1_zpsb05ed079.png)
(http://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/p608/Bundyy/lol2_zps5ad98e14.png)
(http://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/p608/Bundyy/sa-mp-186_zps734c8af0.png)
lol!!!
can't stop laughing..
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lol!!!
can't stop laughing..
think of crying kittens
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(http://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/p608/Bundyy/lol1_zpsb05ed079.png)
(http://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/p608/Bundyy/lol2_zps5ad98e14.png)
(http://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/p608/Bundyy/sa-mp-186_zps734c8af0.png)
Just noticed that he mistyped it both times lol
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Some funny stuff I encountered last months:
(http://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/p608/Bundyy/sa-mp-036_zpsdae75d95.png)
(http://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/p608/Bundyy/sa-mp-006_zps6129af9e.png)
(http://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/p608/Bundyy/sa-mp-018_zps48a647a6.png)you actually pronounce the name as 'shofèliano' but shhhhh
(http://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/p608/Bundyy/sa-mp-045_zps83f21d1e.png)
A few Scotto moments, we miss you Scotto!
(http://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/p608/Bundyy/lol1_zpsb05ed079.png)
(http://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/p608/Bundyy/lol2_zps5ad98e14.png)
(http://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/p608/Bundyy/sa-mp-186_zps734c8af0.png)
FOR THE LAST TIME....
TYPE, NYUGUH, TYPE!!!!
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jelly
gvardia isn't russian
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gvardia isn't russian
No shit
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Petar n Bundey I b bak soon sirz..Watch ur butts.
Funny kewd.
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u r still inactive sir
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Sir I b bak soon.
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'Dem funny stuff is gone..
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[21:05:16] <[WG]JackThePenguin> (6) don't got 100$ for respray, aww fuck
[21:05:22] You received $5000 from NexxtThePenguin(18) in your bank account.
[21:05:26] <[WG]JackThePenguin> (6) nexxt no
[21:05:30] You sent $5000 to the bank account of NexxtThePenguin(18).
[21:05:31] <[WG]JackThePenguin> (6) none of that
[21:05:33] <NexxtThePenguin> (18) Keep it biash
[21:05:37] <[WG]JackThePenguin> (6) no!
[21:05:37] You received $5000 from NexxtThePenguin(18) in your bank account.
[21:05:38] You received $5000 from NexxtThePenguin(18) in your bank account.
[21:05:38] You received $5000 from NexxtThePenguin(18) in your bank account.
[21:05:39] You received $5000 from NexxtThePenguin(18) in your bank account.
[21:05:41] <[WG]JackThePenguin> (6) fuuuu
[21:05:43] <NexxtThePenguin> (18) LOL
now everyone will beg nexxt for money.. poor nexxt
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[20:17:15] Crime of [WS]Makaveli(2) [1]: suspected by officer ZARDDON(18) for sucking cock :rofl:
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[12:22:19] PM to Suicide(23): Kyleh
[12:22:25] PM from Suicide(23): Yez
[12:22:28] PM to Suicide(23): Kyleh
[12:22:39] PM from Suicide(23): Cowh
[12:22:42] PM to Suicide(23): D:
[12:22:46] PM from Suicide(23): xD
[12:22:56] PM to Suicide(23): Mooo i need a heroooooooooooooooooooo
[12:23:07] PM from Suicide(23): :D I'll be your hero cowwwwwwww!!
[12:23:12] PM to Suicide(23): Mooooooooo :p
[12:23:13] PM from Suicide(23): I'll milk away the paaaaiiin
[12:23:21] PM to Suicide(23): gud!
[12:23:25] PM from Suicide(23): I'll feed you grass forevaaa
12:23:29] PM to Suicide(23): gud!
[12:23:37] PM from Suicide(23): You can can, stay at my farm, babeh
[12:23:47] PM to Suicide(23): COOL! <3 <3 <3 <3
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Makaveli is WS hmmm...
Inactive. =[
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Makaveli is WS hmmm...
Inactive. =[
hahaha I didn't laught.
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[Rstar]Dellstorm(11) says: wang ftw
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What's funny? :pissed:
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Uh I think " Wang ".
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What's funny? :pissed:
It's Dell, anything that he says is "funny" to people, I don't know why that is, I don't know why when admin say something unfunny it is funny, maybe it's a respect thing I'm not getting, but yeah..
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What's funny? :pissed:
Your Avatar is funny sir.
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Your Avatar is funny sir.
point proven.
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Man I wish people would post logs that are actually funny and are not just 'popular' members saying something random.
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Really now guys? (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wang)
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Part of conversation between me and Abdel, I lold
[00:31:16] <Abdelhalim_Hafez> (33) GVARDIA
[00:31:37] <Abdelhalim_Hafez> (33) u are from ukraine i know it
[00:31:45] <Petar_Gvardia.> (73) No
[00:31:48] <Abdelhalim_Hafez> (33) i am in luxembourg i came from egypt 2 month ago
[00:32:05] <Abdelhalim_Hafez> (33) i am left the jail
[00:32:36] <Abdelhalim_Hafez> (33) peter are u did eveer seen the chirbonyl
[00:32:41] <Abdelhalim_Hafez> (33) with the nuclear bomb
[00:32:52] <shoemakher> (21) abdel he was victim of chhernobyl
[00:32:53] <Abdelhalim_Hafez> (33) oh
[00:32:54] <Abdelhalim_Hafez> (33) dnenenenen
[00:32:55] <Petar_Gvardia.> (73) I have 4 eyes
[00:32:56] <Abdelhalim_Hafez> (33) denenenenen
[00:34:07] <Abdelhalim_Hafez> (33) peter u are ukrine
[00:34:11] <Petar_Gvardia.> (73) yes
[00:34:17] <Abdelhalim_Hafez> (33) my plane i am saw ukrine
[00:34:23] <Abdelhalim_Hafez> (33) he have 2 children
[00:35:07] <Abdelhalim_Hafez> (33) i sow two men and half
[00:35:15] <Abdelhalim_Hafez> (33) on ctv
[00:35:32] <Abdelhalim_Hafez> (33) it is ctv egypt
[00:35:46] <Abdelhalim_Hafez> (33) now i saw nuclear bomb..w
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Dimitri_Gulucan(15) turns on radio music
Dimitri_Gulucan(15) says:Yea!!!!!
Dimitri_Gulucan(15) says:Music
Dimitri_Gulucan(15) rolls down window
Dimitri_Gulucan(15) shouts from the window Denze Kuduro
6Purple_RoB9(13) throws radio from the window
Dimitri_Gulucan(15) catch the radio
Dimitri_Gulucan puts the radio back
Dimitri_Gulucan(15) turns radio on back
6Purple_RoB9(13) throws radio again from the window
Dimitri_Gulucan(15) catch the radio again this time in time
Dimitri_Gulucan(15) puts radio back on his place
Dimitri_Gulucan(15) You are late nigga
Mize(4)says: Lol
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[22:24:18] <Eltroika> (26) how can i see the cust of weapons inside shop?
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[22:24:18] <Mario_Alfonso> (60) Excite me
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[22:24:18] <Dektar> (25) Wuut Leon's still alive! :) Hey
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[22:24:18] <Eltroika> (26) how i change my motocycle spaw?
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[22:24:18] <Cenoura> (61) /savecar
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[22:24:18] <Mircea_Luciano> (96) /savecar
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[22:24:18] <Mazen_Luciano> (76) /savecar
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[22:24:18] <.Jimmy_LucianoT> (51) Eltroika use /h help chat.
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[22:24:18] <DarkLordCJ> (63) how i use a shop?
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[22:24:18] <.Jimmy_LucianoT> (51) USE /H HELP CHAT
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[22:24:18] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Eltroika(26):{FFFFFF} how can i recollor my motocycle?
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[22:24:18] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Def_Corleone(32):{FFFFFF} /paintcar
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[22:24:18] <Bundy_Gvardia> (29) YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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[22:24:18] <Alex_GvardiaT> (36) <3333333333333333
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[22:24:18] <Mircea_Luciano> (96) NOOOPPP
[22:24:18] <Sandi_Luciano> (54) :3
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[22:24:18] <iKhmTheCow> (53) No
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[22:24:18] <Mario_Alfonso> (60) Oh
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[22:24:18] <Mario_Alfonso> (60) Sandi
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[22:24:18] <Mario_Alfonso> (60) I see how it is.
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[22:24:18] <Harun_Vendito> (72) cik cik pogodi
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[22:24:18] <Def_Corleone> (32) /enter Darklord
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[22:24:18] <Mario_Alfonso> (60) FINEEE
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[22:24:18] <Tina_LucianoT> (7) omg
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[22:24:18] <iKhmTheCow> (53) I am going to eat grasses at svensson farm
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[22:24:18] <Sandi_Luciano> (54) hahahahaha whata?
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[22:24:18] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Ajay_Devonte(4):{FFFFFF} How can I lock my car?
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[22:24:18] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Def_Corleone(32):{FFFFFF} /carlock
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[22:24:18] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Christian.Telo(56):{FFFFFF} /CARLOCK
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[22:24:18] <Sandi_Luciano> (54) but Mario..meni sreco trebas ti
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[22:24:18] <Alex_GvardiaT> (36) U should see Bundy singing it on /l chat hahahahahaha
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[22:24:18] <Mario_Alfonso> (60) U fckn wot?
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[22:24:18] <DarkLordCJ> (63) how i enter in shops?
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[22:24:18] <Sandi_Luciano> (54) hahahah
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[22:24:18] <Antonio_Gvardia> (34) The original is better.
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[22:24:18] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Ajay_Devonte(4):{FFFFFF} Thanks,thanks
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[22:24:18] <Mario_Alfonso> (60) Sandi
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[22:24:18] <Mario_Alfonso> (60) Play the Song, Sandi's a fag
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[22:24:18] <Mario_Alfonso> (60) :P
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[22:24:18] <Alex_GvardiaT> (36) Sandi why mix u nabface
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[22:24:18] <[WG]Frank_Rotti> (58) Admin, teleport me, QUICK
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[22:24:18] <Alex_GvardiaT> (36) We needed Original
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[22:24:18] <DarkLordCJ> (63) how i enter in shops
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[22:24:18] <[WG]Frank_Rotti> (58) I'm f**king falling
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[22:24:18] <Sandi_Luciano> (54) don't make me send the Gvardias on you :D
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[22:24:18] <Martino.> (45) admin you see??
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[22:24:18] <Bundy_Gvardia> (29) cik cik cik pogodi sta mi treba sta mi godi!
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[22:24:18] <iKhmTheCow> (53) RIP Frank
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[22:24:18] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] iDanielTheCow(47):{FFFFFF} Is FBI app's open ?
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[22:24:18] <Allen.> (71) Martino.
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[22:24:18] <Mario_Alfonso> (60) Gvardia don't scare meh :3
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[22:24:18] <Mario_Alfonso> (60) I love dem tho
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[22:24:18] <Toto_Gvardia> (15) wow
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[22:24:18] <Toto_Gvardia> (15) u badass
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[22:24:18] <Mario_Alfonso> (60) Ikr
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[22:24:18] <Bundy_Gvardia> (29) ^
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[22:24:18] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Hard.(78):{FFFFFF} Check the forums :D
[22:24:18] <Allen.> (71) Who was this?
[22:24:18] <Bundy_Gvardia> (29) lol
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[22:24:18] <Mario_Alfonso> (60) Dnt fckn mess
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[22:24:18] <Mario_Alfonso> (60) :p
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[22:24:18] <Bundy_Gvardia> (29) shhhhhhh listen to music
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[22:24:18] <Bundy_Gvardia> (29) this is real music
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[22:24:18] <Toto_Gvardia> (15) no we dont mess with rats no worries
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[22:24:18] <Mario_Alfonso> (60) -.-
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[22:24:18] <DarkLordCJ> (63) GUYYYYYYSSSSSSSS how i get in to shops
[22:24:18] <[WG]GreenEye> (83) WHy who's DJing?
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[22:24:18] <Mario_Alfonso> (60) Toto that really wasn't smart Lol.
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[22:24:18] <Mario_Alfonso> (60) But anyways <3
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[22:24:18] <Allen.> (71) Who copbanned me?
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[22:24:18] <Mario_Alfonso> (60) Bundy, Wtf is this song?
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[22:24:18] <Bundy_Gvardia> (29) WHAT
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[22:24:18] <Toto_Gvardia> (15) i talk smart to smart peoples
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[22:24:18] <Bundy_Gvardia> (29) where od you live i dm you IRL
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[22:24:18] <Mario_Alfonso> (60) Then start Talking Smart Toto ;3
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[22:24:18] <Steele_DeSilva> (84) argo is lagging
[22:24:18] <Toto_Gvardia> (15) not when im talking with u
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[22:24:18] <Dektar> (25) m53 Yup
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[22:24:18] <[WG]GreenEye> (83) /argoradio off
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[22:24:18] <DarkLordCJ> (63) how i get in to shops?
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[22:24:18] <AndrewSforza> (59) Asking a new moderator ''have you been trained?'' can be considered as a provocation ? just lol..
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[22:24:18] <Hyuga> (3) /enter on the icons
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[22:24:18] <Mario_Alfonso> (60) Toto, i love you.
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[22:24:18] <Toto_Gvardia> (15) you love smart guys
[22:24:18] <Harun_Vendito> (72) zeg zeg dadmule
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[22:24:18] <Bundy_Gvardia> (29) zek zek dadumle!
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[22:24:18] <Plam_Knight> (35) It is, if he is given his mod rights, then he is obviously trained
[22:24:18] <Mazen_Luciano> (76) Hey Luis <3
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[22:24:18] <Antonio_Gvardia> (34) No sandiii
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[22:24:18] <Bundy_Gvardia> (29) zek zek hamburger!
[22:24:18] <Luis_GvardiaT> (26) Hey!
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[22:24:18] <Toto_Gvardia> (15) da si sada tuuuuuuu
[22:24:18] <Tina_LucianoT> (7) what the?
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[22:24:18] <Mazz> (79) dadumle
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[22:24:18] <Plam_Knight> (35) Next one will get a banana for a while
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[22:24:18] <mike_tec> (18) any one seen bass kolta today
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[22:24:18] <Jimmy[SCEMS]> (8) inb4 mischat non-english
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[22:24:18] <[WG]GreenEye> (83) Do Bananas just prohibit talking in /p?
[22:24:18] <Harun_Vendito> (72) gagi bend svira sam
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[22:24:18] <[WG]GreenEye> (83) or all chat modes?
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[22:24:18] <iKhmTheCow> (53) Yes me Mike
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[22:24:18] <Hard.> (78) only in /p
[22:24:18] <mike_tec> (18) what time ikhm
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[22:24:18] <[WG]GreenEye> (83) and who spawns a boat in the Glen Park Pond
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[22:24:18] <[WG]GreenEye> (83) lol
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[22:24:18] <Plam_Knight> (35) Stop reporting about public chat
[22:24:18] <AndrewSforza> (59) Plam, listen up.. stop Analysing every simple question.
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[22:24:18] <Plam_Knight> (35) We can see it
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[22:24:18] <[AM]John_Miller> (66) LOL\
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[22:24:18] <AndrewSforza> (59) it was a simple question
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[22:24:18] <Mario_Alfonso> (60) Zek zek hamburger :3
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[22:24:18] <AndrewSforza> (59) can be answered by yes or no
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[22:24:18] <iKhmTheCow> (53) 12 server time as fare as i remember :p
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[22:24:18] <Bundy_Gvardia> (29) I'm so happy
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[22:24:18] <[WG]Frank_Rotti> (45) holy f**k I finally did it
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[22:24:18] <mike_tec> (18) ok
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[22:24:18] <Plam_Knight> (35) And I said it "it is" = "Yes"
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[22:24:18] <Bundy_Gvardia> (29) Sandi made my day (:
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[22:24:18] <AndrewSforza> (59) No need to '' why are you asking'' ''are you provoking me?'' I think my vehicle ran out of fuel..
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[17:36:33] ADVERTISEMENT: requesting a ban on Farhoo.Montana. /q to avoid punishment for revenge killing{FF9900}, contact Hyuga(Phone:120)
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[17:36:28] ADVERTISEMENT: requesting a ban on Farhoo.Montana. /q to avoid punishment for revenge killing{FF9900}, contact Hyuga(Phone:120)
[17:36:34] <Hyuga> (39) Jesus christ!
[17:36:34] <Danny_Williams> (57) rofl
[17:36:35] <Def_Corleone> (26) lol
[17:36:35] <Avicii> (41) lol
[17:36:35] <Hyuga> (39) -.-
[17:36:36] <Joey.> (3) HAHAHAHA
[17:36:36] <JackThePenguin> (31) LOL
[17:36:36] <Stivi_GvardiaT> (54) It's /a
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[17:36:41] <Marius_Laru> (19) oh cool, I didnt lost anything after all
[17:36:45] <Def_Corleone> (26) Funny chatlogs!
[17:36:47] <Abdullah.> (20) lol
[17:36:48] <Avicii> (41) Farhoo, what you say about that?
[17:36:54] <JackThePenguin> (31) def I will be first
[17:36:55] <Hyuga> (39) Biggest fail i've ever done
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Hehe, any new moderator can make such mistake. :D
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Wasn't pleasant for me, but I can't say it wasn't funny :lol:
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Wasn't pleasant for me, but I can't say it wasn't funny :lol:
Dont worry lol, I remember when my moderators and admins were joking with each other by typing .ban ID fake reason and Pulse accidently did it for real on a moderator :P
But still, always funny to see these fails
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[19:55:39] ADVERTISEMENT: not a show off, simply I took it first therefore I'll handle it ;){FF9900}, contact Hyuga(Phone:120)
[19:55:46] <Hyuga> (40) NO. not again
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No such thing as /chatmode a?
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Same shit happened to me during my first moderator days on Paruni. :d
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[21:19:33] BigAssDildo was kicked by Leon_Arallian(27) for Another name please.
[21:20:40] SmallAssDildo was kicked by Leon_Arallian(27) for still not good, another name.
[21:21:38] ReallySmallDildo was kicked by Leon_Arallian(27) for Still not good. another name...
[21:22:18] NotADildo was kicked by Leon_Arallian(27) for ok. but still; another name.
[21:23:01] <Leon_Arallian> (27) I expect him to coem with "largepointything"
[21:23:50] <LargePointyThing> (42) Is this fine now?
[21:23:52] <Leon_Arallian> (27) yes.
[21:23:52] <LargePointyThing> (42) Jesus christ
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[21:19:33] BigAssDildo was kicked by Leon_Arallian(27) for Another name please.
[21:20:40] SmallAssDildo was kicked by Leon_Arallian(27) for still not good, another name.
[21:21:38] ReallySmallDildo was kicked by Leon_Arallian(27) for Still not good. another name...
[21:22:18] NotADildo was kicked by Leon_Arallian(27) for ok. but still; another name.
[21:23:01] <Leon_Arallian> (27) I expect him to coem with "largepointything"
[21:23:50] <LargePointyThing> (42) Is this fine now?
[21:23:52] <Leon_Arallian> (27) yes.
[21:23:52] <LargePointyThing> (42) Jesus christ
:lol:
Used tab > Saw his name come up before the server connected him > Simples. :app:
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[21:19:33] BigAssDildo was kicked by Leon_Arallian(27) for Another name please.
[21:20:40] SmallAssDildo was kicked by Leon_Arallian(27) for still not good, another name.
[21:21:38] ReallySmallDildo was kicked by Leon_Arallian(27) for Still not good. another name...
[21:22:18] NotADildo was kicked by Leon_Arallian(27) for ok. but still; another name.
[21:23:01] <Leon_Arallian> (27) I expect him to coem with "largepointything"
[21:23:50] <LargePointyThing> (42) Is this fine now?
[21:23:52] <Leon_Arallian> (27) yes.
[21:23:52] <LargePointyThing> (42) Jesus christ
That was really funny :lol:
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[16:38:18] Gibson.(65): Police Radio: officer fuck..., Over.
[16:38:31] Gibson.(65): Police Radio: can you please not use a civlian vehicle to patrol and chase.. we have regulations, Over.
[16:38:35] Gibson.(65): Police Radio: that means you must use a patrol car, Over.
[16:38:45] Chucklefuck(81): Police Radio: I am the LAW, Over.
Representing ZE LAW!
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[19:18:23] PM to Danny_Williams(37): say what
[19:18:49] PM from Danny_Williams(37): what
[19:18:53] PM to Danny_Williams(37): Good.
[19:18:59] PM to Danny_Williams(37): HAHAHAHAHA THAT CHATLOG HAAHHAHA
[19:19:07] PM from Danny_Williams(37): post it
[19:19:11] PM to Danny_Williams(37): nah
[19:19:18] PM from Danny_Williams(37): write me a book about it
Wire me a book about it
I will bro,I will.
after i pwn some c0ps
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[19:18:23] PM to Danny_Williams(37): say what
[19:18:49] PM from Danny_Williams(37): what
[19:18:53] PM to Danny_Williams(37): Good.
[19:18:59] PM to Danny_Williams(37): HAHAHAHAHA THAT CHATLOG HAAHHAHA
[19:19:07] PM from Danny_Williams(37): post it
[19:19:11] PM to Danny_Williams(37): nah
[19:19:18] PM from Danny_Williams(37): write me a book about it
I need someone to confirm.. is this even the slightest bit funny?
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[22:24:18] <[WG]GreenEye> (83) and who spawns a boat in the Glen Park Pond
OH LOL, IS IT STILL THERE
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#RealSkotto
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[21:54:57] Pagon(70) shouts megaphone): Having a picnic?
[21:55:05] Antonio_Luciano(28) shouts: Who are you, The TinkyWinkie Patrol!!
[21:55:12] Antonio_Luciano(28) shouts: Nice car!!
[21:55:14] Laughs (Antonio_Luciano(28))
[21:55:14] Pagon(70) shouts megaphone): Dont you dare critizie my car
[21:55:23] Bosse_Parnevik(22) has joined the server from Sweden.
[21:55:28] Antonio_Luciano(28) shouts: Oh i just did, Its powderpuff pink!!
[21:55:36] Pagon(70) shouts megaphone): No one insults Mr. Piggy
[21:55:41] Evca_Luciano(56) Laughs Hysterically
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Imagine that "Pagon(70)" Was driving a bright pink squad car
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[16:38:18] Gibson.(65): Police Radio: officer f**k..., Over.
[16:38:31] Gibson.(65): Police Radio: can you please not use a civlian vehicle to patrol and chase.. we have regulations, Over.
[16:38:35] Gibson.(65): Police Radio: that means you must use a patrol car, Over.
[16:38:45] Chucklef**k(81): Police Radio: I am the LAW, Over.
Representing ZE LAW!
relevant (http://socialismiscrucial.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/judge_dread.jpg)
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Ohey now it isn't DM!
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Finally someone roleplaying a murder!
oh wait
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[11:49:30] <Sikter> (36) I see u have low skills of geography
[11:49:37] No names with that search criteria.
[11:49:39] No names with that search criteria.
[11:49:43] <[Rstar]Paul> (32) I see you have low multiaccounting skills.
[11:49:43] <Niko_Vendito> (37) any ArgonathsportBetting manager online ?
[11:49:47] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] NexxtThePenguin(27):{FFFFFF} He cannot buy a hunter, so that answer is useless, Leon :P.
[11:49:48] Sikter was banned by [Rstar]Paul(32) for Multiaccounting.
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iman_taggalia: (0) where is macadonia?! :D
Sikter: (36) Macedonia u mean?
iman_taggalia: (0) yes
Sikter: (36) How u mean where?
iman_taggalia: (0) where is it?! asia.america or
Peter_Corleone: (8) Europe, i think
Sikter: (36) Lol bro, Macedonia is next to Turkey actually
Sikter: (36) I see u have low skills of geography
[Rstar]Paul: (32) I see you have low multiaccounting skills.
Sikter was banned by [Rstar]Paul(32) for Multiaccounting.
Ended up with a lots of laughter! :bananarock:
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iman_taggalia: (0) where is macadonia?! :D
Sikter: (36) Macedonia u mean?
iman_taggalia: (0) yes
Sikter: (36) How u mean where?
iman_taggalia: (0) where is it?! asia.america or
Peter_Corleone: (8) Europe, i think
Sikter: (36) Lol bro, Macedonia is next to Turkey actually
Sikter: (36) I see u have low skills of geography
[Rstar]Paul: (32) I see you have low multiaccounting skills.
Sikter was banned by [Rstar]Paul(32) for Multiaccounting.
Ended up with a lots of laughter! :bananarock:
:))))))))))))))))))
that was Awesome :))
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It was WP from Paul rofl
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Sikter: (36) Lol bro, Macedonia is next to Turkey actually
Sikter: (36) I see u have low skills of geography
The irony.
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[22:26:21] oisacx(46) says: lets go find a suspect ye
[22:26:26] NexxtThePenguin(58) says: You find one
[22:26:29] NexxtThePenguin(58) says: Tell me
[22:26:36] NexxtThePenguin(58) says: There is none
[22:26:38] NexxtThePenguin(58) says: LOL
[22:26:50] Jeremy_Gvardia(57) says: we abuse then
[22:26:50] <NexxtThePenguin> (58) lol
[22:26:54] oisacx(46) says: yes
[22:26:57] oisacx(46) says: lets abuse 57
[22:26:59] oisacx(46) says: perfect
[22:27:01] <Jeremy_Gvardia> (57) ./area 57
[22:27:01] oisacx(46) says: instant kill
[22:27:06] You were suspected by officer NexxtThePenguin(58) for assault
[22:27:08] Jeremy_Gvardia(57) says: ooo eem gee
[22:27:09] Jeremy_Gvardia(57) shouts: NO!!
[22:27:11] oisacx(46) says: LOL
[22:27:14] Jeremy_Gvardia(57) shouts: PLS!!
[22:27:14] NexxtThePenguin(58) says: LOL
[22:27:20] NexxtThePenguin(58) says: Unsu him, its okay.
[22:27:21] You have been unsuspected by oisacx(46) for cleared
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Crime of [NSC]Markkson(15) [1]: suspected by officer X for black man ignoring white cop
Admin (event) info bar
Firemen! Stop growing weed! There's a fire!
Server message (like /cmbwarning)
Got a problem? Get circumsized
wtf? :D
PM to DonK(23): You look hilarious with that helmet and the bicycle, no offence, its just super funny xD
PM from DonK(23): U LAUGH AT FREE KUP
[20:15:23] You reported Dareg_Jaredfungle(ID:16) to admins for "flaming"
[20:15:24] Dareg_Jaredfungle(16) was warned by =AV=Spikmun(56) for flaming, copbaiting
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Never saw a /cmbwarning before
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[20:15:23] You reported Dareg_Jaredfungle(ID:16) to admins for "flaming"
[20:14:24] Dareg_Jaredfungle(16) was warned by =AV=Spikmun(56) for flaming, copbaiting
Does your time go backwards? :lol:
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Does your time go backwards? :lol:
Hehe, typo fixed :)
Never saw a /cmbwarning before
That is a warning that pops up in the middle of the screen with a big font, and stays there for 5-10 seconds
EDIT: The real command is /cmbalert
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[19:19:38] Crime of TeaM_Louise(22) [1]: suspected by officer Noomi(38) for dirty armpits
Then...
[19:20:42] You have been unsuspected by [WS]Mikro(45) for Go take a shower... not a crime
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[19:19:38] Crime of TeaM_Louise(22) [1]: suspected by officer Noomi(38) for dirty armpits
Then...
[19:20:42] You have been unsuspected by [WS]Mikro(45) for Go take a shower... not a crime
You shouldn't laugh, but I always start gigglin' when some new player suspects for the most random reasons ever as a cop :D
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Admin said something and...
[20:40:30] <Jordan_Walker> (86) will what?!!
[20:40:30] <Jovanca_Luciano> (93) BE RICH!
[20:40:32] <[eLgIN]> (67) START OVER
[20:40:33] <LaktuS.Alemdar> (19) boom
[20:40:35] <Mazen_Luciano> (4) Criminal for ever,
[20:40:36] <Mircea.> (47) LOL
[20:40:36] <Emre.> (31) be happy you doofuses
[20:40:37] <[GSF]_Rob> (127) RS5 server is closed
[20:40:37] <Kaley> (54) xd
[20:40:37] <Petar_Gvardia.> (57) Told u
[20:40:37] <[VLA]Rei> (9) hahahahahahahhaha
[20:40:37] <Gruia> (17) ok
[20:40:38] <Gruia> (17) lol
[20:40:38] <[9th]Ramo_Hawk> (3) haha
[20:40:39] <Dominik_Beand> (5) :D:D:D:D
[20:40:39] <TheStar> (68) :D:D:D:D
[20:40:39] <Kimya> (108) really
[20:40:39] <[VLA]Rei> (9) hahahahahahahhaha
[20:40:39] <[eLgIN]> (67) HAHA
[20:40:39] <Michael_Hawk> (36) -.-"
[20:40:40] <[VLA]Rei> (9) hahahahahahahhaha
[20:40:40] <Jordan_Walker> (86) hehehehe
[20:40:40] <Marcello_Stracci> (51) loooooooool
[20:40:41] <[M]Drake.Alemdar> (28) lollolol
[20:40:41] <Petar_Gvardia.> (57) very funny joke
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From a roleplay where i pretended as my mom needed cancer meds. I took a EMS as a hostage and the police came :rofl:
[17:13:31] [Rstar]Drix(16) says: Magnus, i'm gonna make you a honest promise.
[17:13:41] [Rstar]Drix(16) says: I'm gonna take care of your mom personally.
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mike_tec (51) tom
mike_tec (51) murt
[Rstar]Murt (0) Yes?
mike_tec (51) hi
[Rstar]Murt (0) hi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNkp4QF3we8
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[14:19:31] Ricky_Lectone(16) has been unsuspected by [Rstar]Janek(18) - Admin case
[14:21:07] Chris.J(1) has been unsuspected by [Rstar]Janek(18) - Cleared of wrongdoing
[14:22:44] Marcello_Stracci(15) has been unsuspected by [Rstar]Janek(18) - admin case
[14:22:56] Stiven_Cotroni(22) has been unsuspected by [Rstar]Janek(18) - admin case
[14:23:08] Mr.Shahbaz_Corler(3) has been unsuspected by [Rstar]Janek(18) - admin case
[14:23:20] Marcello_Stracci(15) has been unsuspected by [Rstar]Janek(18) - admin case
Noany suspects when Janek's around. These were 3 different occurances that took place in 2 minutes.
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From a roleplay where i pretended as my mom needed cancer meds. I took a EMS as a hostage and the police came :rofl:
[17:13:31] [Rstar]Drix(16) says: Magnus, i'm gonna make you a honest promise.
[17:13:41] [Rstar]Drix(16) says: I'm gonna take care of your mom personally.
The hell...
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Kaze(11) searches the man, starting off with his torso.
Kaze(11) moves down towards the waist.
Lustigkurre_Svensson(26) gets a boner.
Peeter_Rebane(15) notices the boner.
Kaze(11) says: What do I find? ))
Lustigkurre_Svensson(26) says: A boner.
Lustigkurre_Svensson(26) says: Nothing but a boner.
Kaze(11) says: Ahh, you better put that away son.
Lustigkurre_Svensson(26) says: I will try to control it.
Kaze(11) says: Thank you kind Sir, enjoy your day!
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Police Radio - Louis(1): Shits fired, over.
Police Radio - Jenny_Adams(4): what, over.
Police Radio - Doggi(23): :|, over.
Police Radio - [Rstar]Razor(36): oh god run, over.
Police Radio - Louis(1): Code 30, over.
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Police Radio - Louis(1): Shits fired, over.
Police Radio - Jenny_Adams(4): what, over.
Police Radio - Doggi(23): :|, over.
Police Radio - [Rstar]Razor(36): oh god run, over.
Police Radio - Louis(1): Code 30, over.
Wondering how does it smell. :lol:
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Boners and shits... is that what RP is these days? :uhm:
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From a roleplay where i pretended as my mom needed cancer meds. I took a EMS as a hostage and the police came :rofl:
[17:13:31] [Rstar]Drix(16) says: Magnus, i'm gonna make you a honest promise.
[17:13:41] [Rstar]Drix(16) says: I'm gonna take care of your mom personally.
i ment that :v:
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[22:40:16] Demir: (22) Drug factory is realseD?
[22:40:22] Tomer: (8) Drug factory?
[22:40:29] le afrikkan slavik has joined the server from <!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN" "http:......
[22:40:29] Demir: (22) market/
[22:40:30] [WS]Jacob: (28) SugarD?
xaxaxa..........demir.. :)
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Pokerface'd, Tomer
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[ADVERTISEMENT] selling tea and sugard, contact best_crimeboss (phone:133777)
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[ADVERTISEMENT] selling tea and sugard, contact best_crimeboss (phone:133777)
I don't get it
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I don't get it
Have ya met SugarD (http://www.argonathrpg.eu/index.php?action=profile;u=3393)?
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Have ya met SugarD (http://www.argonathrpg.eu/index.php?action=profile;u=3393)?
I have met him and I still don't get it..
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Never said it was funny people! It's just that...... I think it's a...- ah fuck it I don't get it either.
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hes selling sugard, isnt that awesome???
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I have met him and I still don't get it..
[ADVERTISEMENT]selling tea and sugard contact best_crimeboss (phone:133777)
[ADVERTISEMENT]selling tea and sugard contact best_crimeboss
[ADVERTISEMENT]selling tea and sugard contact
[ADVERTISEMENT]selling tea and sugard
[ADVERTISEMENT]selling sugard
[ADVERTISEMENT]sugard
sugard
i got it
anyway, wats up with the sugard jokes
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I'm not a part of this system!
[23:11:41] JackThePenguin(4) shouts: GIMME GUNt!!
[23:11:41] You are now kicked for flooding
[23:11:41] JackThePenguin (4) has been kicked for flooding by Sauron.
[23:11:41] JackThePenguin(4) shouts: GIMME GUNt!!
[23:11:41] You are now kicked for flooding
[23:11:41] JackThePenguin (4) has been kicked for flooding by Sauron.
[23:11:41] JackThePenguin(4) shouts: GIMME GUNt!!
[23:11:42] {0055FF}UNDERCOVER_BROTHER{FFFFFF}: (32) admins don't u think they should give the cops a shotgun (not combat shotgun)?
[23:11:42] You are now kicked for flooding
[23:11:42] JackThePenguin (4) has been kicked for flooding by Sauron.
[23:11:42] JackThePenguin(4) shouts: GIMME GUNt!!
[23:11:43] You are now kicked for flooding
[23:11:43] JackThePenguin (4) has been kicked for flooding by Sauron.
[23:11:43] JackThePenguin(4) shouts: GIMME GUNt!!
[23:11:43] Server closed the connection.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ
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[23:11:41] JackThePenguin(4) shouts: GIMME GUNt!!
[23:11:41] JackThePenguin(4) shouts: GIMME GUNt!!
[23:11:41] JackThePenguin(4) shouts: GIMME GUNt!!
[23:11:42] {0055FF}UNDERCOVER_BROTHER{FFFFFF}: (32) admins don't u think they should give the cops a shotgun (not combat shotgun)?
[23:11:42] JackThePenguin(4) shouts: GIMME GUNt!!
[23:11:43] JackThePenguin(4) shouts: GIMME GUNt!!
[23:11:43] Server closed the connection.
GIVES ME A GUN (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqodyyCH-0Q&t=4m34s)
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Jaimie_Ruler(22) says: because you are driving to wreckless
Jacob_Ancelotti(11) says: You just parked your vehicle reckless.
Philip_Ancelotti(8) says: You just parked your cruiser covering the road
Jack_Ancelotti(5) looks at the cruiser that is blocking half of the road
Shaun_Massini(6) says: philp /engine off
Jaimie_Ruler: (22) but my sirens are on and im holding you on the side of the road
Philip_Ancelotti(8) says: Somebody just coming in would run into it and send some poor fella directly to the hospital
Jacob_Ancelotti(11) says: Incoming traffic might hit your cruiser.
Philip_Ancelotti(8) says: Doesnt matter, your sirens wont bring back the people you kill
Philip_Ancelotti(8) says: I am going to have to give you a ticket
Jack_Ancelotti(5) coughs
Jaimie_Ruler(22) says: i give you a ticket of 50
Philip_Ancelotti(8) takes out his ticket book
Jaimie_Ruler(22) says: pay it or go to jail
Jack_Ancelotti(5) looks at the officer holding a nitestick
Philip_Ancelotti(8) writes a ticket for 50$ for reckless parking and unnecessary nuisance with sirens
Philip_Ancelotti(8) hands it to Jaimie
Jaimie_Ruler(22) says: you give me ticket
Jacob_Ancelotti(11) says: Pay it, 50 ARD.
Philip_Ancelotti(8) says: Yes, you are endangering the people
Jaimie_Ruler(22) says: o ok drive better
Philip_Ancelotti(8) says: Okay, see you around
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i got it
anyway, wats up with the sugard jokes
cuz demir asked if drug factory is realseD? with big D, typical capsers, u know.
jacob replied SugarD who haz capital in name, so that wats up on that.
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I'm not a part of this system!
[23:11:41] JackThePenguin(4) shouts: GIMME GUNt!!
[23:11:41] You are now kicked for flooding
[23:11:41] JackThePenguin (4) has been kicked for flooding by Sauron.
[23:11:41] JackThePenguin(4) shouts: GIMME GUNt!!
[23:11:41] You are now kicked for flooding
[23:11:41] JackThePenguin (4) has been kicked for flooding by Sauron.
[23:11:41] JackThePenguin(4) shouts: GIMME GUNt!!
[23:11:42] {0055FF}UNDERCOVER_BROTHER{FFFFFF}: (32) admins don't u think they should give the cops a shotgun (not combat shotgun)?
[23:11:42] You are now kicked for flooding
[23:11:42] JackThePenguin (4) has been kicked for flooding by Sauron.
[23:11:42] JackThePenguin(4) shouts: GIMME GUNt!!
[23:11:43] You are now kicked for flooding
[23:11:43] JackThePenguin (4) has been kicked for flooding by Sauron.
[23:11:43] JackThePenguin(4) shouts: GIMME GUNt!!
[23:11:43] Server closed the connection.
Lol
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Jaimie_Ruler(22) says: because you are driving to wreckless
Jacob_Ancelotti(11) says: You just parked your vehicle reckless.
Philip_Ancelotti(8) says: You just parked your cruiser covering the road
Jack_Ancelotti(5) looks at the cruiser that is blocking half of the road
Shaun_Massini(6) says: philp /engine off
Jaimie_Ruler: (22) but my sirens are on and im holding you on the side of the road
Philip_Ancelotti(8) says: Somebody just coming in would run into it and send some poor fella directly to the hospital
Jacob_Ancelotti(11) says: Incoming traffic might hit your cruiser.
Philip_Ancelotti(8) says: Doesnt matter, your sirens wont bring back the people you kill
Philip_Ancelotti(8) says: I am going to have to give you a ticket
Jack_Ancelotti(5) coughs
Jaimie_Ruler(22) says: i give you a ticket of 50
Philip_Ancelotti(8) takes out his ticket book
Jaimie_Ruler(22) says: pay it or go to jail
Jack_Ancelotti(5) looks at the officer holding a nitestick
Philip_Ancelotti(8) writes a ticket for 50$ for reckless parking and unnecessary nuisance with sirens
Philip_Ancelotti(8) hands it to Jaimie
Jaimie_Ruler(22) says: you give me ticket
Jacob_Ancelotti(11) says: Pay it, 50 ARD.
Philip_Ancelotti(8) says: Yes, you are endangering the people
Jaimie_Ruler(22) says: o ok drive better
Philip_Ancelotti(8) says: Okay, see you around
Scare off ticket-hungry cops
LIKE AN ANCELOTTI BAWS! (literally)
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Jaimie_Ruler(22) says: because you are driving to wreckless
Jacob_Ancelotti(11) says: You just parked your vehicle reckless.
Philip_Ancelotti(8) says: You just parked your cruiser covering the road
Jack_Ancelotti(5) looks at the cruiser that is blocking half of the road
Shaun_Massini(6) says: philp /engine off
Jaimie_Ruler: (22) but my sirens are on and im holding you on the side of the road
Philip_Ancelotti(8) says: Somebody just coming in would run into it and send some poor fella directly to the hospital
Jacob_Ancelotti(11) says: Incoming traffic might hit your cruiser.
Philip_Ancelotti(8) says: Doesnt matter, your sirens wont bring back the people you kill
Philip_Ancelotti(8) says: I am going to have to give you a ticket
Jack_Ancelotti(5) coughs
Jaimie_Ruler(22) says: i give you a ticket of 50
Philip_Ancelotti(8) takes out his ticket book
Jaimie_Ruler(22) says: pay it or go to jail
Jack_Ancelotti(5) looks at the officer holding a nitestick
Philip_Ancelotti(8) writes a ticket for 50$ for reckless parking and unnecessary nuisance with sirens
Philip_Ancelotti(8) hands it to Jaimie
Jaimie_Ruler(22) says: you give me ticket
Jacob_Ancelotti(11) says: Pay it, 50 ARD.
Philip_Ancelotti(8) says: Yes, you are endangering the people
Jaimie_Ruler(22) says: o ok drive better
Philip_Ancelotti(8) says: Okay, see you around
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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[19:04:50] mike_tec: (6) we goin to spilt the fires up so everyone gets money
[19:05:01] [WS]Slavik (0) Slpit*
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The Joys of Volunteer Fireman Duty
Firefighter [EMS]Gruia(11): Stop abusing water cannon, over
Firefighter supermotard420(4): I'm watering trees, over.
Firefighter [EMS]Gruia(11): Meh they need a little water I guess, over.
*supermotard420 Knocks over a tree*
Firefighter [EMS]Gruia(11): STOP RUINING OUR BEAUTIFUL TREES, over.
Firefighter [EMS]Gruia(11): You have no respect for nature, over.
Firefighter supermotard420(4): f**k the trees!!!, over.
BarelyVisible(3) says: Teddy discussed the possibility of /pickpocket being removed.
[WS]Astaroth(9) shouts: Gonna go rob people before it gets removed!!
[EMS]Gruia(11) shouts: Ok!!
Emergency Radio - Firefighter BarelyVisible(3): Don't trust the police... No justice no peace!
Emergency Radio - Firefighter BarelyVisible(3): Whoops wrong channel.
Emergency Radio - Firefighter [WS]Astaroth(9): Ye ye fo sho'. What'd the FD do with the drugs we found in a house yo?
Emergency Radio - Firefighter [WS]Astaroth(9): Shit..
Emergency Radio - Firefighter BarelyVisible(3): Nigguh wut? How did your Balla ass get on this channel?
Emergency Radio - Firefighter [WS]Astaroth(9): I got everything
Emergency Radio - Firefighter Roland(6): 10-3, keep the chat clean
[WS]Astaroth(9) shouts: HELL NO!!
Firefighter BarelyVisible(3): Sorry Govna, over.
Roland(6) adjusts his Lieutenant hat
BarelyVisible: (3) Admen!!! Halp!!! Gruia cut my penis off!!!
[EMS]Gruia: (11) LOL
Belta: (8) LOL
[WS]Slavik_Kolta: (1) Not a rule break
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BarelyVisible: (3) Admen!!! Halp!!! Gruia cut my penis off!!!
[EMS]Gruia: (11) LOL
Belta: (8) LOL
[WS]Slavik_Kolta: (1) Not a rule break
Just another day in Argonath :D
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[19:44:42] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Fernando_Tlinga123(12):{FFFFFF} FFS no Andromada no AT-400 how is it supost to explode something then ???
[19:44:48] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] [RPIT]JDC(7):{FFFFFF} use shemales
[19:44:50] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] [RPIT]JDC(7):{FFFFFF} shamals*
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LOL
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The Joys of Volunteer Fireman Duty
Lmaoo, Can't stop reading this
Gruia cut my ***** off... LOOL
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[19:44:48] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] [RPIT]JDC(7):{FFFFFF} use shemales
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Lol'd :)
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*While an investigation going on after a bomb threat*
[16:42:44] [EES]Leon_Agony(3) was suspected by Travis_Kolta(26), reason: Terrorism
[16:48:06] Fernando_Tlinga123(8) says: Ok, tell me what happend
[16:48:12] [EES]Leon_Agony(3) says: I neded cry the civilian,
[16:48:19] [EES]Leon_Agony(3) says: I haven't a any Bomb
[16:49:13] [EES]Leon_Agony(3) says: This is not a terrorism, t
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Uhmm.. I don't get it.
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Uhmm.. I don't get it.
Cow humor.. nobody gets it.
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Cow humor.. nobody gets it.
Not even cows?
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Not even cows?
No, not even cows.
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*when i was afk i found myself carjacked then i looked at the chat and....*
[18:46:16] Sundel(0) Take out a deagle and aim at iKhmTheCow head
[18:46:16] Sundel(0) says: open the door
[18:46:16] Sundel(0) shouts: NOW!!
[18:46:16] {7CFC00}Sundel{FFFFFF}: (0) HEY U
[18:46:16] {7CFC00}Sundel{FFFFFF}: (0) UPS
[18:46:16] Sundel(0) shouts: HEY U, U HEAR MEH ?!!
[18:46:16] Sundel(0) says: LAST WARN
[18:46:16] Sundel(0) says: OPEN THE DOOR
[18:46:16] Sundel(0) says: OR U WILL DIE
[18:46:16] Sundel(0) TAKE OUT A COMBAT FROM WALLET AND AIM AT THIS FUCKING GUY
[18:46:16] Sundel(0) shouts: OPEN!!
[18:46:16] Sundel(0) says: OMG
[18:46:16] Sundel(0) says: U DIE
[18:46:16] Sundel(0) says: LIKE A SHIT
[18:46:16] Sundel(0) shouts: OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR NOW!!
[18:46:16] Sundel(0) says: LAST WARN OR I WILL KILL U
[18:46:16] Sundel(0) TAKE OUT A KNIFE AND OPEN THIS FUCKING CAR
[18:46:16] Sundel(0) says: U REALLY WANT THIS MAN ?
[18:46:16] Sundel(0) MIDDLE FINGER TO iKhm
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^^ :rofl: :lol:
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[18:46:16] Sundel(0) TAKE OUT A COMBAT FROM WALLET AND AIM AT THIS FUCKING GUY
[18:46:16] Sundel(0) TAKE OUT A KNIFE AND OPEN THIS FUCKING CAR
[18:46:16] Sundel(0) MIDDLE FINGER TO iKhm
I lost it :rofl:
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Damn, now that's some hardcore stuff there :D
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[18:46:16] Sundel(0) TAKE OUT A COMBAT FROM WALLET AND AIM AT THIS FUCKING GUY
[18:46:16] Sundel(0) TAKE OUT A KNIFE AND OPEN THIS FUCKING CAR
[18:46:16] Sundel(0) MIDDLE FINGER TO iKhm
I think we'll need a new award for Oscars 2014. :rofl:
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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[18:46:16] Sundel(0) says: U REALLY WANT THIS MAN ?
[18:46:16] Sundel(0) MIDDLE FINGER TO iKhm
This fucking killed me. :lol:
On a serious note... did anyone even notice every line has the exact same time-stamp?
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This f**king killed me. :lol:
On a serious note... did anyone even notice every line has the exact same time-stamp?
Because i was afk in that time. ;)
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Because i was afk in that time. ;)
Oh.. that happens? Never noticed. :|
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Oh.. that happens? Never noticed. :|
Ye. When you pause, all the chatlog during this time will have the time-stamp of when you un-pause :D
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FreeStyler15: (11) and im a balla
Nexus_Riggs(13) says: Good working with you, Agent.
FreeStyler15: (11) well
[WS]Mikro(17) says: You too
FreeStyler15: (11) Who said gangsters cant work?
Ale_Rivosecchi: (16) i mean all the niggus at gs9 :P
FreeStyler15: (11) ah
FreeStyler15: (11) i dont know about them
FreeStyler15: (11) dogie smalls
FreeStyler15: (11) and all the others
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FreeStyler15: (11) and im a balla
Nexus_Riggs(13) says: Good working with you, Agent.
FreeStyler15: (11) well
[WS]Mikro(17) says: You too
FreeStyler15: (11) Who said gangsters cant work?
Ale_Rivosecchi: (16) i mean all the niggus at gs9 :P
FreeStyler15: (11) ah
FreeStyler15: (11) i dont know about them
FreeStyler15: (11) dogie smalls
FreeStyler15: (11) and all the others
What was that supposed to mean ? :D
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[Rstar]Cyril(8) was killed by Anth_Rax(7), Shotgun (Cop killed by Wanted Civilian)
Admin [Rstar]Cyril(8): shit weather
Admin Jonny OSullivan(33): LOL snail got raped
Admin Michael_Accam(51): =D
Admin [WS]Janar(6): lawl
Admin [Rstar]Cyril(8): shit game!!
Staff member [Rstar]Cyril(8) has left the server.
Legit rage quit.
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[Rstar]Cyril(8) was killed by Anth_Rax(7), Shotgun (Cop killed by Wanted Civilian)
Admin [Rstar]Cyril(8): shit weather
Admin Jonny OSullivan(33): LOL snail got raped
Admin Michael_Accam(51): =D
Admin [WS]Janar(6): lawl
Admin [Rstar]Cyril(8): shit game!!
Staff member [Rstar]Cyril(8) has left the server.
Legit rage quit.
:rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :lol:
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*On break from patrol, chilling in a donut joint while Vince is raving into his radio about an unit breaking SAPD protocols*
[Rstar]Vince(25) sighs, placing the radio down and beginning to eat his radio.
I am genuinely worried about his financial problems.
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*On break from patrol, chilling in a donut joint while Vince is raving into his radio about an unit breaking SAPD protocols*
[Rstar]Vince(25) sighs, placing the radio down and beginning to eat his radio.
I am genuinely worried about his financial problems.
:app: :lol:
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*On break from patrol, chilling in a donut joint while Vince is raving into his radio about an unit breaking SAPD protocols*
[Rstar]Vince(25) sighs, placing the radio down and beginning to eat his radio.
I am genuinely worried about his financial problems.
:v:
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Not really funny, just ironic.
[17:24:50] Danny_Santovis (14) has been kicked for flooding by Sauron.
[17:24:50] Danny_Santovis (14) has been kicked for flooding by Sauron.
[17:24:50] Danny_Santovis (14) has been kicked for flooding by Sauron.
[17:24:50] Danny_Santovis (14) has been kicked for flooding by Sauron.
[17:24:50] Danny_Santovis (14) has been kicked for flooding by Sauron.
[17:24:50] Danny_Santovis (14) has been kicked for flooding by Sauron.
[17:24:50] Danny_Santovis (14) has been kicked for flooding by Sauron.
[17:24:50] Danny_Santovis (14) has been kicked for flooding by Sauron.
[17:24:50] Danny_Santovis (14) has been kicked for flooding by Sauron.
[17:24:50] Danny_Santovis (14) has been kicked for flooding by Sauron.
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^^ Sauron almost got kicked....
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I guess that's new record? last one was 7 times i think
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I guess that's new record? last one was 7 times i think
no.
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Matteo_Corleone(16) slaps Padres in the neck and shows him who's the father.
[WS]Padres_Rosso(17) says: Ah yeah, that feels good pa.
Matteo_Corleone(16) says: Ma god pal that's a real cobra.
Alessio_Corleone(18) wraps his dick around Camerons thigh and pulls him downwards.
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[20:05:47] <Sandisk.> (83) Aragorn's inactive
[20:05:50] <Sandisk.> (83) ?
[20:05:54] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Yes
[20:05:56] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (69) Yes, indeed he is.
[20:06:05] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed
[20:06:09] <Sandisk.> (83) Indeed
[20:06:12] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed
[20:06:16] <WantedInAllStates> (63) Indeed
[20:06:17] <Joohoost> (90) indeed.
[20:06:18] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Oh, yes quite indeed
[20:06:19] <Franco_Ancelotti> (55) deednI
[20:06:21] <Sandisk.> (83) LOL
[20:06:22] <WantedInAllStates> (63) lololol
[20:06:27] <[Rstar]Louis> (34) Indeed we should all drop the indeed -.-
[20:06:32] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (69) Indeed, Louis.
[20:06:33] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed Louis, Indeed
[20:06:33] <Franco_Ancelotti> (55) Indeed
[20:06:33] <Sandisk.> (83) Indeed louis
[20:06:36] <WantedInAllStates> (63) Ineed louis
[20:06:37] <Joohoost> (90) indeed louis
[20:06:38] <WantedInAllStates> (63) LOOL
[20:06:40] Jim_ConRoy (89) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
[20:06:44] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Quite indeed.
[20:06:50] <WantedInAllStates> (63) Indeed Jeffrey
[20:06:53] <Sandisk.> (83) indeed jeffrey
[20:06:57] <Joohoost> (90) indeed
[20:07:07] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed wanted
[20:07:09] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed
[20:07:19] <Franco_Ancelotti> (55) Indeed Troy, Indeed.
[20:07:25] <Joohoost> (90) indeed .
[20:07:29] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Ineed Franco, indeed
[20:07:37] <Troy> (64) Indeed
[20:07:37] <Sandisk.> (83) combo breaker
[20:07:39] <WantedInAllStates> (63) Indeed, i think we should stop saying indeed or jeffrey or louis will indeedly Kick/tempban/rape us :o xD
[20:07:43] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Jolly well indeed
[20:07:45] * Admin: Indeed, no seriously drop it.
[20:07:50] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed admin
[20:08:00] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (69) Indeed - The new member of the troll family.
[20:08:09] <Franco_Ancelotti> (55) To 4chan!
[20:08:10] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (69) Mrs. Forever Alone gave birth too.. 'Indeed'
[20:08:12] Xenon_Ancelotti was kicked by Fat_Purple(37) for shitting on groups.
[20:08:31] [Rstar]Drix(97) has joined the server from Albania
[20:08:42] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Drix do you know what time it is?
[20:08:48] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Time to stab Drix indeed!
[20:08:51] Xenon_Ancelotti(98) has joined the server from United Kingdom
[20:08:52] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) *stabs Drix*
[20:09:00] Role(99) has joined the server from Canada
[20:09:05] <Joohoost> (90) Need heal? pm me.
[20:09:39] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed it was
[20:09:45] <Franco_Ancelotti> (55) trolol
[20:10:00] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) I think I like the word Indeed
[20:10:02] <WantedInAllStates> (63) Okay seriously i think admins are getting fustrated xD
[20:10:05] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (98) Mikal.
[20:10:06] <Franco_Ancelotti> (55) Indeed
[20:10:11] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (98) .changename Mikal_Indeed
[20:10:11] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Franco :D
[20:10:13] <WantedInAllStates> (63) 0_0 lool
[20:10:32] <Franco_Ancelotti> (55) Then
[20:10:37] <Franco_Ancelotti> (55) [ADF]Indeed
[20:10:40] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) :D
[20:10:45] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed Franco, indeed
[20:10:57] <[Rstar]Louis> (34) I had to restart server but i forgot D:
[20:11:09] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed Louis
[20:11:15] <Joohoost> (90) lol Mikal
[20:11:21] <Franco_Ancelotti> (55) we shall add "indeed" to our fav stuff
[20:11:23] <Franco_Ancelotti> (55) to 4chan!
[20:11:29] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed Franco, indeed
[20:11:39] <Vito_Marlen> (97) wtf is 4chan?
[20:11:42] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (98) From now on...
[20:11:44] <Sandisk.> (83) trolling site
[20:11:46] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (98) I wont be talking alot in /p
[20:11:55] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (98) Since one little thing means something else in this modern day.
[20:11:58] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Whys that Xenon?
[20:12:07] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (98) I just kicked for ''shitting on groups''
[20:12:09] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) What do you mean? :o
[20:12:10] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (98) When I didn't
[20:12:14] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed
[20:12:14] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (98) So yeah
[20:12:18] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (98) LOL ^^
[20:12:36] <[TGS]Anna_Rose> (18) Scream!!
[20:12:39] Nele_White was banned by Fat_Purple(37) for weapon and armour hacks.
[20:12:40] <TeaM_Edge> (48) Scream!!
[20:12:44] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Ahhhhh Indeed
[20:12:52] <TeaM_Edge> (48) indude
[20:12:57] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Infemale
[20:12:57] <Sandisk.> (83) lol
[20:13:01] <Sandisk.> (83) ingay
[20:13:03] <Sandisk.> (83) jaja
[20:13:04] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) inbutt
[20:13:13] <Sandisk.> (83) indead
[20:13:32] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) And then I'll go on there and post "Indeed"
[20:13:43] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed it is Sandisk
[20:13:46] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed it is
[20:13:46] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (98) It is Sandisk, Indeed.
[20:13:53] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed Xenon
[20:14:07] <Franco_Ancelotti> (55) *trollface*
[20:14:28] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (98) Guys, is it Recidence or Residence?
[20:14:33] <Franco_Ancelotti> (55) Residence
[20:14:34] <Vito_Marlen> (97) Residence
[20:14:36] <Renz0.> (22) Residence
[20:14:56] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (98) Thanks, Renz0
[20:15:03] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed Xenon
[20:17:07] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Carnage_Gvardia(71):{FFFFFF} you have to type it in
[20:17:14] <[Rstar]Louis> (34) Attention attention! Heroin spot at Rodeo carpark has been moved to another place within LS.
[20:17:14] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] [ADF]Mikal(58):{FFFFFF} Indeed
[20:17:19] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Joohoost(90):{FFFFFF} Indeed.
[20:17:23] <[ADF]Mikal> (58) Indeed Louis
[20:17:25] You have been given a banana for 30 seconds and can not talk.
[20:17:57] <Sandisk.> (83) I don't remember any heroin spot in rodeo ..
[20:34:23] <Xenon_Ancelotti> (98) Indeed, Sandisk.
[20:34:23] <[Rstar]Louis> (34) We said to stop with the indeed jokes.
I believe this was sometime in 2011/2012 as I was in Ancelotti. INDEED.
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Indeeds in this post: 59, damn it Mikal, you're always a laugh.
I guess that's new record? last one was 7 times i think
I got 14.
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At that time I was Chen Indeed bro indeed.
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[22:24:29] RCMP_MCU(30) shouts megaphone: This is the LAW ... PULL OVER to the side of the road!
[22:24:34] Alexander_Keyne(41) says: Side?
[22:24:47] Alexander_Keyne(41) shouts: Good?!!
[22:25:03] RCMP_MCU(30) - MEGAPHONE: engine off
[22:25:10] Alexander_Keyne(41) cuts out the cables with a knife,shuting the engine off.
[22:25:30] You can notice broken window and dash. (Alexander_Keyne(41))
[22:25:49] RCMP_MCU(30) says: going little fast tonight show me your license please
[22:26:19] Alexander_Keyne(41) hands a tractor license to the officer.
[22:27:00] Alexander_Keyne(41) says: Hurry up.
[22:27:09] RCMP_MCU(30) says: here u go sir everything check out have nice night drive safe
[22:27:29] RCMP_MCU(30) says: u are free to go sir
[22:27:35] Alexander_Keyne(41) says: I never know I can drive with it.
[22:27:45] RCMP_MCU(30) says: u are clean sir
[22:27:53] Alexander_Keyne(41) connects the cuted cable and lights the engine.
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Lol, a tractor license :O
Meanwhile in jail..
[22:12:58] Ferah_Corleone(3) unzips his pants
[22:13:04] Kevin_Arens(2) looks away
[22:13:07] Kevin_Arens(2) says: O god.. not again
[22:13:13] Ferah_Corleone(3) puts in this penis thru the tight anus
[22:13:19] Anthony_Wilson(5) cries like a girl
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Lol, a tractor license :O
Meanwhile in jail..
[22:12:58] Ferah_Corleone(3) unzips his pants
[22:13:04] Kevin_Arens(2) looks away
[22:13:07] Kevin_Arens(2) says: O god.. not again
[22:13:13] Ferah_Corleone(3) puts in this penis thru the tight anus
[22:13:19] Anthony_Wilson(5) cries like a girl
And then I wonder why those officers are so friendly! :lol:
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(http://i58.tinypic.com/s24kr4.png)
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/facepalm
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[IN]Shaun_Luciano(1) says: Jimmy you cant park in middle
[IN]Shaun_Luciano(1) says: move
[IN]Shaun_Luciano(1) says: Dont AFK in middle of road
Jimmy_Hopkins(7) says: Okay
Jimmy_Hopkins(7) says: Wain
Jimmy_Hopkins(7): Wait
Jimmy_Hopkins(7): yes
Jimmy_Hopkins(7) says: How to raise credit ?
:hah: :rofl:
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What?
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(http://brucegarrett.com/brucelog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/not_funny_llama.png)
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Oh look, a silly image. How hilarious.
Trane_Kiedis: (4) I downloaded 12GB of RAM last night
Brandon_Finney: (48) downloaded?
Trane_Kiedis: (4) yeah
Brandon_Finney: (48) you mean, bought?
Oliver_Daniels: (29) Yeah you can pirate RAM
Brandon_Finney: (48) holy crap, how?
Trane_Kiedis: (4) There was a Youtube video yeah
Trane_Kiedis: (4) where you could download RAM
nobody had the heart to tell Brandon his leg was being pulled :(
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Oh look, a silly image. How hilarious.
Trane_Kiedis: (4) I downloaded 12GB of RAM last night
Brandon_Finney: (48) downloaded?
Trane_Kiedis: (4) yeah
Brandon_Finney: (48) you mean, bought?
Oliver_Daniels: (29) Yeah you can pirate RAM
Brandon_Finney: (48) holy crap, how?
Trane_Kiedis: (4) There was a Youtube video yeah
Trane_Kiedis: (4) where you could download RAM
nobody had the heart to tell Brandon his leg was being pulled :(
http://www.downloadmoreram.com/
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http://www.downloadmoreram.com/
I wonder if it actually just downloads a file of 1/2/4/8GB containing rubbish; like a randomized array :lol:
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Emergency Radio - Firefighter [WS]Astaroth(27): Any senior officer available for a PD ride along?
Emergency Radio - Police [Rstar]CBFasi(31): wrong chat ?
Emergency Radio - Police DarkShadowBlade(18): Did you seriously ask that from the /e? as a firefighteR?
Emergency Radio - Police [EES]Imanuel(7): ....? wtf lmao
{0055FF}Lewis_Church{FFFFFF}: (6) woosh woosh woosh woosh
Emergency Radio - Firefighter [WS]Astaroth(27): Yes I did damnit. I want my ride along!
Emergency Radio - Police Nexus_Riggs(22): Alright enough, 10-3
haha Astaroth... Someone give Nexus an award for the most "10-3's in a year."
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I wonder if it actually just downloads a file of 1/2/4/8GB containing rubbish; like a randomized array :lol:
They have cool phone nummber :D
Phone: (123) 456-7890
Fax: (123) 456-7890
Try downloading it.. it really does nothing :D
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Emergency Radio - Firefighter [WS]Astaroth(27): Any senior officer available for a PD ride along?
Emergency Radio - Police [Rstar]CBFasi(31): wrong chat ?
Emergency Radio - Police DarkShadowBlade(18): Did you seriously ask that from the /e? as a firefighteR?
Emergency Radio - Police [EES]Imanuel(7): ....? wtf lmao
{0055FF}Lewis_Church{FFFFFF}: (6) woosh woosh woosh woosh
Emergency Radio - Firefighter [WS]Astaroth(27): Yes I did damnit. I want my ride along!
Emergency Radio - Police Nexus_Riggs(22): Alright enough, 10-3
I was just trying to get my ride along :(
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Meanwhile in jail..
[22:12:58] Ferah_Corleone(3) unzips his pants
[22:13:04] Kevin_Arens(2) looks away
[22:13:07] Kevin_Arens(2) says: O god.. not again
[22:13:13] Ferah_Corleone(3) puts in this penis thru the tight anus
[22:13:19] Anthony_Wilson(5) cries like a girl
:(
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How is that funny, civilians can have ride-alongs, especially FD people,
"Police Ride-Along Program
The Police Ride-Along program allows residents to accompany officers during their tour of duty in a police vehicle. This public education program gives residents a better understanding of police operations."
http://mpdc.dc.gov/page/police-ride-along-program
It's a thing!
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http://www.downloadmoreram.com/
Don't know which one to download, I need to save money.
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Don't know which one to download, I need to save money.
Honestly dude, don't download any. Not worth the risk man.
My friend started downloading ram and he went crazy, downloaded 100 petabytes of it. The cops seized his pc and now he owes lots of money to the ram recording companies...
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[17:44:36] TiMoN(12) says: I would like to see your dick size
[17:44:36] Eps_Smalls(32) says: ur mom
[17:44:42] Eps_Smalls(32) says: she knows it
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[17:44:36] TiMoN(12) says: I would like to see your dick size
[17:44:36] Eps_Smalls(32) says: ur mom
[17:44:42] Eps_Smalls(32) says: she knows it
LOL TiMoN :hah: :hah: :hah: :hah: :hah:
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[17:44:36] TiMoN(12) says: I would like to see your dick size
[17:44:36] Eps_Smalls(32) says: ur mom
[17:44:42] Eps_Smalls(32) says: she knows it
:hah: :rofl:
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goddamn it D:
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[17:44:36] TiMoN(12) says: I would like to see your dick size
[17:44:36] Eps_Smalls(32) says: ur mom
[17:44:42] Eps_Smalls(32) says: she knows it
Well played. :app:
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Not funny, but I liked it.
[10:43:14] amir_montana(6) says: please give me 2k
[10:42:49] TiMoN(3) says: Do you want 2k so bad?
[10:43:17] TiMoN(3) says: suck my cock and ill give you 2k
[10:44:00] amir_montana(6) suck timon cock
[10:44:58] amir_montana(6) says: give 2k
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Not funny, but I liked it.
[10:43:14] amir_montana(6) says: please give me 2k
[10:42:49] TiMoN(3) says: Do you want 2k so bad?
[10:43:17] TiMoN(3) says: suck my cock and ill give you 2k
[10:44:00] amir_montana(6) suck timon cock
[10:44:58] amir_montana(6) says: give 2k
yes funny very! :D
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Very funny. not
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Not funny, but I liked it.
[10:43:14] amir_montana(6) says: please give me 2k
[10:42:49] TiMoN(3) says: Do you want 2k so bad?
[10:43:17] TiMoN(3) says: suck my cock and ill give you 2k
[10:44:00] amir_montana(6) suck timon cock
[10:44:58] amir_montana(6) says: give 2k
You funni ser! HAHA I LOLED SO HARD
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Al_Svensson(44): says: *Some random Swedish*
Ferah_Corleone(33): says: *Some random Swedish*
Brian_Oneil(38) says: What kind of language is this?
Ferah_Corleone(33) says: Swedish
[WS]Makaveli(57) says: damn swedes
Brian_Oneil(38) says: I felt like I was in the movie Lord of the rings and was listening to orcs speaking in orcish.
:lol:
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Al_Svensson(44): says: *Some random Swedish*
Ferah_Corleone(33): says: *Some random Swedish*
Brian_Oneil(38) says: What kind of language is this?
Ferah_Corleone(33) says: Swedish
[WS]Makaveli(57) says: damn swedes
Brian_Oneil(38) says: I felt like I was in the movie Lord of the rings and was listening to orcs speaking in orcish.
:rofl: LOL!
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(http://i1278.photobucket.com/albums/y510/ahmedmujtaba1/a5528323-2fcd-4833-a796-ab8f9eb276eb_zps7dfed72b.png)
Piece ^ :P
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(http://i1278.photobucket.com/albums/y510/ahmedmujtaba1/a5528323-2fcd-4833-a796-ab8f9eb276eb_zps7dfed72b.png)
Peice ^ :P
Piece ^
(http://allthingsd.com/files/2011/11/double_facepalm.png)
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:rofl:
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Lawl...
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(http://i1278.photobucket.com/albums/y510/ahmedmujtaba1/a5528323-2fcd-4833-a796-ab8f9eb276eb_zps7dfed72b.png)
Piece ^ :P
Do not posts screenshots - write it down! We do not allow screenshots in this topic
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Al_Svensson(44): says: *Some random Swedish*
Ferah_Corleone(33): says: *Some random Swedish*
Brian_Oneil(38) says: What kind of language is this?
Ferah_Corleone(33) says: Swedish
[WS]Makaveli(57) says: damn swedes
Brian_Oneil(38) says: I felt like I was in the movie Lord of the rings and was listening to orcs speaking in orcish.
:lol:
LOL :D
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OMG I WANT COLORED OPCODES MOD PLS SHARE
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OMG I WANT COLORED OPCODES MOD PLS SHARE
SA:MP Re-Colorer :gand:
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Doing a traffic stop on a convertible Stallion.
[16:09:59] window's status? (EthanF(1))
[16:10:04] No roof. (Alexander_Keyne(17))
[16:10:08] LOL (TeaM_Arslan(31))
[16:10:09] lol, k (EthanF(1))
[16:10:23] EthanF(1) says: I'm officer Williams with the Los Santos Police Department.
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Doing a traffic stop on a convertible Stallion.
[16:09:59] window's status? (EthanF(1))
[16:10:04] No roof. (Alexander_Keyne(17))
[16:10:08] LOL (TeaM_Arslan(31))
[16:10:09] lol, k (EthanF(1))
[16:10:23] EthanF(1) says: I'm officer Williams with the Los Santos Police Department.
I think the roof is random. :lol:
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Doing a traffic stop on a convertible Stallion.
[16:09:59] window's status? (EthanF(1))
[16:10:04] No roof. (Alexander_Keyne(17))
[16:10:08] LOL (TeaM_Arslan(31))
[16:10:09] lol, k (EthanF(1))
[16:10:23] EthanF(1) says: I'm officer Williams with the Los Santos Police Department.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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[12:48:49] PM to [WS]Dean(8): My dog is so boring... laying on her bed for her entire life...
[12:48:56] PM from [WS]Dean(8): ahww.. what type
[12:49:05] PM to [WS]Dean(8): A mixed Terrir
[12:49:08] PM to [WS]Dean(8): Terrier*
[12:49:43] PM to [WS]Dean(8): That bitc* doesn't do anything
[12:49:49] PM from [WS]Dean(8): aaah poor thing
[12:49:54] PM to [WS]Dean(8): lol, why?
[12:50:06] PM from [WS]Dean(8): I meant you
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Matthew shouts megaphone: This is the LAW.... PULL OVER to the side of the road!
Slutties says: license?
Matty gives license
Slutties says: okay, free to go
...
Matthew says: what was that?
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Matthew shouts megaphone: This is the LAW.... PULL OVER to the side of the road!
Slutties says: license?
Matty gives license
Slutties says: okay, free to go
...
Matthew says: what was that?
(http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/2330/m6a.png)
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RS4 has been banned by [Rstar]Rusty
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Gandalf(55) has joined the server - Thats new!
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[02:09:22] [Rstar]Devin(24) has logged into the server from South Africa.
[02:09:29] [WS]Mario_Kolta(14): inb4 someone banned
[02:09:33] Jordan_Brown has been banned by [Rstar]Devin(24) for Banevasion.
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It seems like every time I login, someone gets banned. :cowboy:
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It seems like every time I login, someone gets banned. :cowboy:
bcuz u only get online to ban people...
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It seems like every time I login, someone gets banned. :cowboy:
/changename [Rstar]Banner :lol:
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It seems like every time I login, someone gets banned. :cowboy:
true
/changename [Rstar]Banner :lol:
:lol:
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It seems like every time I login, someone gets banned. :cowboy:
unban me plz :(
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unban me plz :(
He only bans.
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[18:35:02] [WS]TonySforza(94) is a toy story character.
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It seems like every time I login, someone gets banned. :cowboy:
I actually have the feel of a ban message on the chat window when I see your name. And you usually ban one-two players per login. :lol:
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[18:35:02] [WS]TonySforza(94) is a toy story character.
Good old times ... Sforza has to get back to SAMP!
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While Monte was talking to Alexis in an office:
[NP]Monte.Montague says: Im a cop for more than 6 years now
[NP]Monte.Montague says: i was in FBI and got invited to SWAT but I refused.
[NP]Monte.Montague says: i never seen such disrespect and unprofessionalism
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While Monte was talking to Alexis in an office:
[NP]Monte.Montague says: Im a cop for more than 6 years now
[NP]Monte.Montague says: i was in FBI and got invited to SWAT but I refused.
[NP]Monte.Montague says: i never seen such disrespect and unprofessionalism
There is always a first time :lol:
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PM from =AV=Nexxt(7): When I touch your body, I feel like losing control.
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Sorry Omar <3
Do not post screenshots - write it down! We do not allow screenshots in this topic
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PM from =AV=Nexxt(7): When I touch your body, I feel like losing control.
Screw you, these were lyrics from the song playing on TeamSpeak! I'd never be like that D:
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Screw you, these were lyrics from the song playing on TeamSpeak! I'd never be like that D:
We all know that's a lie nexxt.
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PM from =AV=Nexxt(7): When I touch your body, I feel like losing control.
(http://i.imgur.com/DUQhSXv.gif)
;)
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[WS]Tovenaarke (3) Bithc use /L please
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hahahaha
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PM from =AV=Nexxt(7): When I touch your body, I feel like losing control.
tell us smth new
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Dean singing:
[18:06:32] [WS]Dean_Callaghan(14) says: Twinkle twinkle little star
[18:06:37] [WS]Dean_Callaghan(14) says: I want to hit you with a car
[18:06:38] Fernando_Rosso(32) says: fuck
[18:06:43] [WS]Dean_Callaghan(14) says: Throw you off a cliff so high
[18:06:47] Fernando_Rosso(32) looks around
[18:06:48] [WS]Dean_Callaghan(14) says: I HOPE YOU BREAK YOUR NECK AND DIE
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Dean singing:
[18:06:32] [WS]Dean_Callaghan(14) says: Twinkle twinkle little star
[18:06:37] [WS]Dean_Callaghan(14) says: I want to hit you with a car
[18:06:38] Fernando_Rosso(32) says: f**k
[18:06:43] [WS]Dean_Callaghan(14) says: Throw you off a cliff so high
[18:06:47] Fernando_Rosso(32) looks around
[18:06:48] [WS]Dean_Callaghan(14) says: I HOPE YOU BREAK YOUR NECK AND DIE
Someone was in trouble :janek:
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I love that song, those thoughtful lyrics. :bang:
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Dean singing:
[18:06:32] [WS]Dean_Callaghan(14) says: Twinkle twinkle little star
[18:06:37] [WS]Dean_Callaghan(14) says: I want to hit you with a car
[18:06:38] Fernando_Rosso(32) says: f**k
[18:06:43] [WS]Dean_Callaghan(14) says: Throw you off a cliff so high
[18:06:47] Fernando_Rosso(32) looks around
[18:06:48] [WS]Dean_Callaghan(14) says: I HOPE YOU BREAK YOUR NECK AND DIE
LMAO Dean.. you should make this the new FBI Motto. :cop:
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(http://i62.tinypic.com/2zyzyn4.png)
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(http://i62.tinypic.com/2zyzyn4.png)
The only joke I see is the one you're making out of yourself.
My response:
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/18363362.jpg)
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The only joke I see is the one you're making out of yourself.
My response:
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/18363362.jpg)
Jasper Williams doesn't approve.
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Quite old, but still.
(http://i.imgur.com/qDG9Edj.png)
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Celso sir, your animated signature picture is my one on the ARPD forums, I will sue.
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Do not posts screenshots - write it down! We do not allow screenshots in this topic
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Quite old, but still.
(http://i.imgur.com/qDG9Edj.png)
haha amazing
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sry for ruining but..
Do not posts screenshots - write it down! We do not allow screenshots in this topic
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Celso sir, your animated signature picture is my one on the ARPD forums, I will sue.
Well then i will sue you, since i pretty sure been using it for longer time then you.
sry for ruining but..
Sorry Mr. Cow!
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Trucker ViperAssasin11(35): lost control of truck while scratching my penis, over.
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=AV=Ben.: (16) Request line open guys (only christmas songs please- Tupac isn't christmas ok?)
=AV=Ben.: (16) thanks :P
=AV=Ben. (16) has been kicked for flooding by Sauron.
Classic Sauron the Grinch.
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ADVERTISEMENT: Selling NOS, contact Silvester_Marcello(Phone: 152503)
ADVERTISEMENT: Selling YES, contact Philip_Ancelotti(Phone: 284196)
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[Help Chat] Alexander(25): Otherwise Autobang
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[20:00:44] {A42626}Reznov_Sullivan{FFFFFF}: (25) Did I lost any payday ?
[20:00:52] {FFFFFF}Mario_Soprano{FFFFFF}: (46) yes reznov
[20:00:54] {FFFFFF}Mario_Soprano{FFFFFF}: (46) $66k
[20:01:00] {FFFFFF}Mario_Soprano{FFFFFF}: (46) 15 mins ago
[20:01:03] {FFFFFF}Hamza_Forlenza{FFFFFF}: (11) 76*
[20:01:04] {FFFFFF}Mario_Soprano{FFFFFF}: (46) by aragorn
[20:01:06] {FFFFFF}Alveron{FFFFFF}: (24) You just lost 66k payday
[20:01:08] {A42626}Reznov_Sullivan{FFFFFF}: (25) You joking ?
[20:01:11] {FFFFFF}Mario_Soprano{FFFFFF}: (46) not really
[20:01:12] {FFFFFF}Mario_Soprano{FFFFFF}: (46) ask alveron
[20:01:19] {FFFFFF}Shaun_Forlenza{FFFFFF}: (29) we got
[20:01:19] {FFFFFF}Alveron{FFFFFF}: (24) Yup there was..
[20:01:29] {FFFFFF}Mario_Soprano{FFFFFF}: (46) inb4 suicides irl
[20:01:30] {A42626}Reznov_Sullivan{FFFFFF}: Brb let me kill my self
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Vlademir_Lenin(1) was suspected by Server, reason: Killing Josif_Stalin(6)
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Vlademir_Lenin(1) was suspected by Server, reason: Killing Josif_Stalin(6)
:lol: :app:
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New player joins for the first time...
[02:46:28] wenceLao(19) has logged into the server.
[02:49:59] Erik_Vercetti: (9) who wanna buy heroin
[02:50:10] Bryan_Archuleta: (36) /ad Erik
[02:50:21] ADVERTISEMENT: Erik, contact wenceLao(ID: 19)
[02:50:26] [WS]Allison_Watters: (5) lmfao
[02:50:27] Fuzzball: (44) lol
[02:50:28] Justin_Parker: (0) lol
[02:50:29] Mr.P: (15) LOL
[02:50:30] Axis: (24) LOL
[02:50:30] TheRock_Kolta: (23) ahahahha
[02:50:34] Bryan_Archuleta: (36) lol
[02:50:47] wenceLao: (19) lol lol lol xD
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LOL
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Hahahaha!
In the end he's like..
[02:50:47] wenceLao: (19) lol lol lol xD
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:rofl:
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Plot twist: /ad isn't used for selling drugs! :gand:
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dat prank call tho.
[23:10:25] Franklin_Kolta(49) is calling you. Use /pickup to answer or /rejectcall to cancel the call.
[23:10:34] Franklin_Kolta(49) says (phone): Hello sir
[23:10:38] Robert_Corleone(19) says (phone): Ciao.
[23:10:41] Franklin_Kolta(49) says (phone): Wanna see a funny joke sir?
[23:10:48] Robert_Corleone(19) says (phone): See?
[23:10:52] Franklin_Kolta(49) says (phone): Yes
[23:10:52] Robert_Corleone(19) says (phone): Go ahead.
[23:10:55] Franklin_Kolta(49) says (phone): Look at the mirror
[23:10:56] Franklin_Kolta(49) hang up the phone.
[23:10:58] {FFFFFF}Franklin_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (49) burn
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Burn. :rofl:
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[Help Chat] Dave_Soprano: I didn't know the bank rules in the Usa
Nick_Turner: i dont have bank . but i hve [porn site] account
Axis: lol
Axis: omfg
Nick_Turner: holy shit carolina is a grandma ?
Carolina: yeps XD
Nick_Turner: wtf new generation generation play gta
Nick_Turner:w8 i tell my grandma to play too.. an you two going to frienmd
Gotta love those newbies ^^
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dat prank call tho.
[23:10:25] Franklin_Kolta(49) is calling you. Use /pickup to answer or /rejectcall to cancel the call.
[23:10:34] Franklin_Kolta(49) says (phone): Hello sir
[23:10:38] Robert_Corleone(19) says (phone): Ciao.
[23:10:41] Franklin_Kolta(49) says (phone): Wanna see a funny joke sir?
[23:10:48] Robert_Corleone(19) says (phone): See?
[23:10:52] Franklin_Kolta(49) says (phone): Yes
[23:10:52] Robert_Corleone(19) says (phone): Go ahead.
[23:10:55] Franklin_Kolta(49) says (phone): Look at the mirror
[23:10:56] Franklin_Kolta(49) hang up the phone.
[23:10:58] {FFFFFF}Franklin_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (49) burn
He tried that to me, hanged up the phone, guess who was in rage mode (http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/trollface/devil-troll-smiley-emoticon.png)
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New player joins for the first time...
[02:46:28] wenceLao(19) has logged into the server.
[02:49:59] Erik_Vercetti: (9) who wanna buy heroin
[02:50:10] Bryan_Archuleta: (36) /ad Erik
[02:50:21] ADVERTISEMENT: Erik, contact wenceLao(ID: 19)
[02:50:26] [WS]Allison_Watters: (5) lmfao
[02:50:27] Fuzzball: (44) lol
[02:50:28] Justin_Parker: (0) lol
[02:50:29] Mr.P: (15) LOL
[02:50:30] Axis: (24) LOL
[02:50:30] TheRock_Kolta: (23) ahahahha
[02:50:34] Bryan_Archuleta: (36) lol
[02:50:47] wenceLao: (19) lol lol lol xD
Hahahahahahahahahaha! :lol:
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He tried that to me, hanged up the phone, guess who was in rage mode (http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/trollface/devil-troll-smiley-emoticon.png)
I never called ya, maybe it was Fernando trying to copy. :D
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You know me. My jokes are the best, not some cow m&n wanna be.
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The story how Pakulo Papito aka U16 and Erik. aka U2 killed 10 terrorists inside LSPD without FBI's permission:
Police Radio - Brandon_Finney(6): It's extremly dangereous to enter, over.
Police Radio - Pakulo_Papito(16): I'm in, easy, over.
Police Radio - [WS]Mikro(18): FBI 10-8 (with one man), this is a clear act of terrorism, over.
Police Radio - [WS]Mikro(18): Keep safe outside for now, over.
Police Radio - Brandon_Finney(6): 10-4 that FBI, over.
Police Radio - Mang_Olas(7): 10-4, over.
Police Radio - =AV=Pedro(20): Block the roads, over.
Police Radio - Lewis_Church(21): If we want to breach, let's use the garage door, over.
Police Radio - [WS]Mikro(18): Only half should use that one. If they exit, they exit front, over.
Police Radio - Brandon_Finney(6): We're not breaching yet, over.
Police Radio - Justin_Parker(30): U2 can you exit the PD, over.
Police Radio - Justin_Parker(30): It is dangerous, over.
Police Radio - Pakulo_Papito(16): 1 DOWN!, over.
Police Radio - Lewis_Church(21): You guys gonna assamble the SWAT team? We can't deal with this just with normal patrolmen, over.
Police Radio - [WS]Mikro(18): FBI Units inside, stand down, over.
Police Radio - =AV=Pedro(20): Negative, over.
Police Radio - =AV=Pedro(20): SWAT team not available, over.
Police Radio - Justin_Parker(30): SWAT will not be responding to this, over.
Police Radio - Justin_Parker(30): U2 please don't engage any further until backup arrives since you're the only unit inside it, over.
Police Radio - Pakulo_Papito(16): All down, Hindus saved the day, over.
Police Radio - Pakulo_Papito(16): Praise Rakesh, over.
Police Radio - Mang_Olas(7): WAIT, WHAT?, over.
Police Radio - Pakulo_Papito(16): All down, clean job by Pakulo and Erik, over.
Police Radio - Pakulo_Papito(16): Could use a burger tho, over.
Justin_Parker: (30) did all AoD just get taken down by 2 cops lool
Justin_Parker: (30) omg
[GSF]Chance: (5) wat?
Police Radio - [WS]Mikro(18): FBI :: U16 and U2 Report in the Chiefs office upstairs RIGHT NOW, over.
Police Radio - Erik.(2): Promotion incoming, over.
Police Radio - Brandon_Finney(6): Who ordered breaching?, over.
Erik wasn't that right with the promotion thingy, instead as usual we got rekt by FBI Deputy Chief.
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You're actually not allowed to post logs made by yourself but that was really funny :rofl:
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i should revive this
[17:21:59] {0055FF}TiMoN{FFFFFF}: (56) alveron
[17:22:04] {0055FF}TiMoN{FFFFFF}: (56) have you saw that report against you
[17:22:09] {0055FF}TiMoN{FFFFFF}: (56) for dming and script abusing
[17:22:17] {FFFFFF}Alveron_Forlenza{FFFFFF}: (7) Which report?
[17:22:21] {0055FF}TiMoN{FFFFFF}: (56) check forums
[17:22:29] {0055FF}TiMoN{FFFFFF}: (56) latest posts
[17:22:31] {FFFFFF}Alveron_Forlenza{FFFFFF}: (7) Let me check
[17:23:07] {FFFFFF}Alveron_Forlenza{FFFFFF}: (7) Nigga lier
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The story how Pakulo Papito aka U16 and Erik. aka U2 killed 10 terrorists inside LSPD without FBI's permission:
<Logs>
:lol:
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i should revive this
[17:21:59] {0055FF}TiMoN{FFFFFF}: (56) alveron
[17:22:04] {0055FF}TiMoN{FFFFFF}: (56) have you saw that report against you
[17:22:09] {0055FF}TiMoN{FFFFFF}: (56) for dming and script abusing
[17:22:17] {FFFFFF}Alveron_Forlenza{FFFFFF}: (7) Which report?
[17:22:21] {0055FF}TiMoN{FFFFFF}: (56) check forums
[17:22:29] {0055FF}TiMoN{FFFFFF}: (56) latest posts
[17:22:31] {FFFFFF}Alveron_Forlenza{FFFFFF}: (7) Let me check
[17:23:07] {FFFFFF}Alveron_Forlenza{FFFFFF}: (7) Nigga lier
:D :D :D
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The story how Pakulo Papito aka U16 and Erik. aka U2 killed 10 terrorists inside LSPD without FBI's permission:
Police Radio - Brandon_Finney(6): It's extremly dangereous to enter, over.
Police Radio - Pakulo_Papito(16): I'm in, easy, over.
Police Radio - [WS]Mikro(18): FBI 10-8 (with one man), this is a clear act of terrorism, over.
Police Radio - [WS]Mikro(18): Keep safe outside for now, over.
Police Radio - Brandon_Finney(6): 10-4 that FBI, over.
Police Radio - Mang_Olas(7): 10-4, over.
Police Radio - =AV=Pedro(20): Block the roads, over.
Police Radio - Lewis_Church(21): If we want to breach, let's use the garage door, over.
Police Radio - [WS]Mikro(18): Only half should use that one. If they exit, they exit front, over.
Police Radio - Brandon_Finney(6): We're not breaching yet, over.
Police Radio - Justin_Parker(30): U2 can you exit the PD, over.
Police Radio - Justin_Parker(30): It is dangerous, over.
Police Radio - Pakulo_Papito(16): 1 DOWN!, over.
Police Radio - Lewis_Church(21): You guys gonna assamble the SWAT team? We can't deal with this just with normal patrolmen, over.
Police Radio - [WS]Mikro(18): FBI Units inside, stand down, over.
Police Radio - =AV=Pedro(20): Negative, over.
Police Radio - =AV=Pedro(20): SWAT team not available, over.
Police Radio - Justin_Parker(30): SWAT will not be responding to this, over.
Police Radio - Justin_Parker(30): U2 please don't engage any further until backup arrives since you're the only unit inside it, over.
Police Radio - Pakulo_Papito(16): All down, Hindus saved the day, over.
Police Radio - Pakulo_Papito(16): Praise Rakesh, over.
Police Radio - Mang_Olas(7): WAIT, WHAT?, over.
Police Radio - Pakulo_Papito(16): All down, clean job by Pakulo and Erik, over.
Police Radio - Pakulo_Papito(16): Could use a burger tho, over.
Justin_Parker: (30) did all AoD just get taken down by 2 cops lool
Justin_Parker: (30) omg
[GSF]Chance: (5) wat?
Police Radio - [WS]Mikro(18): FBI :: U16 and U2 Report in the Chiefs office upstairs RIGHT NOW, over.
Police Radio - Erik.(2): Promotion incoming, over.
Police Radio - Brandon_Finney(6): Who ordered breaching?, over.
Erik wasn't that right with the promotion thingy, instead as usual we got rekt by FBI Deputy Chief.
haha, respect!
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[03:22:52] PM to Bruce_McCane(18): Bruce did you check ?
[03:22:59] PM from Bruce_McCane(18): check what
[03:23:16] PM to Bruce_McCane(18): someone has reported you on forums for Mass dming smth
[03:23:26] PM from Bruce_McCane(18): lolwut
[03:23:52] PM from Bruce_McCane(18): Main forum?
[03:23:59] PM to Bruce_McCane(18): Ye
[03:24:31] PM from Bruce_McCane(18): i don't see anything...stop trolling me
[03:24:38] PM to Bruce_McCane(18): huehuehue :D
[03:24:50] PM from Bruce_McCane(18): fuken nub
[03:25:00] PM to Bruce_McCane(18): HAHAH LOL
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[03:22:52] PM to Bruce_McCane(18): Bruce did you check ?
[03:22:59] PM from Bruce_McCane(18): check what
[03:23:16] PM to Bruce_McCane(18): someone has reported you on forums for Mass dming smth
[03:23:26] PM from Bruce_McCane(18): lolwut
[03:23:52] PM from Bruce_McCane(18): Main forum?
[03:23:59] PM to Bruce_McCane(18): Ye
[03:24:31] PM from Bruce_McCane(18): i don't see anything...stop trolling me
[03:24:38] PM to Bruce_McCane(18): huehuehue :D
[03:24:50] PM from Bruce_McCane(18): fuken nub
[03:25:00] PM to Bruce_McCane(18): HAHAH LOL
Ah.
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Pm from XXX: what is the best? Admin or manager?
Pm to him: Nothing is the best, managers are our bosses...
Pm from XXX: then I'm going to aply for manager
I was like: good luck :) Knowing this player entered this week :)
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Pm from XXX: what is the best? Admin or manager?
Pm to him: Nothing is the best, managers are our bosses...
Pm from XXX: then I'm going to aply for manager
I was like: good luck :) Knowing this player entered this week :)
Makes me think of this quote from boardwalk empire:
Nucky: When you were 10 years old — 11, maybe — I don’t know if you’ll even remember this. President Taft came to town. You were in the crowd. I suppose you were with your dad, but you turned to me and said, “Nuck, what’s a fella gotta do to become President.†I said “Well, you’ve gotta study. Learn everything you can about the world and do a lot of hard work.†And you looked up at me in disbelief and said “Gee, is that all?â€
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Crimson_Luciano(14): 2x nitro can use how many time?
I really had to quote this again, oh god I always laugh my ass off
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[21:45:11] Police Radio - Sean_Kolta(49): If you find any cars, please blow them so they can respawn at LSPD., over.
[21:45:21] Police Radio - [WS]Janar(61): blow them up*, over.
[21:45:28] Police Radio - Justin_Parker(50): *laughter*, over.
[21:45:30] Police Radio - Sean_Kolta(49): Yes, that., over.
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:lol:
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(http://i62.tinypic.com/28bxo3m.png)
k.k,
SA:MP Funny Chat Logs Which part didn't you understood?
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[22:03:44] ADVERTISMENT: [1k Quiz] Fill in the lyrics of the song and win, "If you wanna be my boy.." || PM only
[22:03:58] PM From [TLC]Rami(48): Lick my "pussy" for my joy D:
[22:04:16] PM to [TLC]Rami(48): Gratz, your prize is 1k and being in my signature
[22:04:29] PM From [TLC]Rami(48): Nooooooo
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[22:03:44] ADVERTISMENT: [1k Quiz] Fill in the lyrics of the song and win, "If you wanna be my boy.." || PM only
[22:03:58] PM From [TLC]Rami(48): Licky my "pussy" for my joy D:
[22:04:16] PM to [TLC]Rami(48): Gratz, your prize is 1k and being in my signature
[22:04:29] PM From [TLC]Rami(48): Nooooooo
:rofl:
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[22:03:44] ADVERTISMENT: [1k Quiz] Fill in the lyrics of the song and win, "If you wanna be my boy.." || PM only
[22:03:58] PM From [TLC]Rami(48): Lick my "pussy" for my joy D:
[22:04:16] PM to [TLC]Rami(48): Gratz, your prize is 1k and being in my signature
[22:04:29] PM From [TLC]Rami(48): Nooooooo
rekt :hah:
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[22:03:44] ADVERTISMENT: [1k Quiz] Fill in the lyrics of the song and win, "If you wanna be my boy.." || PM only
[22:03:58] PM From [TLC]Rami(48): Lick my "pussy" for my joy D:
[22:04:16] PM to [TLC]Rami(48): Gratz, your prize is 1k and being in my signature
[22:04:29] PM From [TLC]Rami(48): Nooooooo
*facepalms Goddammit Rami
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Mom I'm on TV!! :bananarock:
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[13:35:33] =AV=LukeN(17) says: you okay sir?
[13:35:44] =AV=LukeN(17) says: your car seems to be smoking
[13:35:52] Tom_Evans(36) says: Its a bad habit i told him
hahaha.. I liked it
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Rofl
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23:24:23][WS]EvilTeddy: (17) Chase can you script something for me
[23:24:30]Chase_Greggor: (11) what
[23:24:32][WS]EvilTeddy: (17) anything that makes you stop talking
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[14:45:04] Police Radio - Dispatch: Rusty.(51) has escaped and is no longer wanted, over.
[14:45:18] Police Radio - Rusty.(51): Suspect escaped, over.
[14:45:27] Police Radio - Francisco.(10): 10-4., over.
[14:45:35] Police Radio - =AV=Denzel(43): LOLWOT, over.
[14:45:37] Police Radio - tester(30): you are the suspect, over.
[14:45:43] Police Radio - Rusty.(51): Yes you suspected a cop, over.
[14:45:52] Police Radio - tester(30): nigga you were undercover, over.
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[14:45:04] Police Radio - Dispatch: Rusty.(51) has escaped and is no longer wanted, over.
[14:45:18] Police Radio - Rusty.(51): Suspect escaped, over.
[14:45:27] Police Radio - Francisco.(10): 10-4., over.
[14:45:35] Police Radio - =AV=Denzel(43): LOLWOT, over.
[14:45:37] Police Radio - tester(30): you are the suspect, over.
[14:45:43] Police Radio - Rusty.(51): Yes you suspected a cop, over.
[14:45:52] Police Radio - tester(30): nigga you were undercover, over.
haha, I said on teamspeak someone should post this here!
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Old one
[00:03:37]Luke_Perry:(37) Anyone wanna be Vinewood Superstar?
[00:03:48][WS]TonySforza:(13) What about porn star? I'm in
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[11:32:25] Alessandro_Soprano was temp banned by Andrew_Banks(29) for 30 minutes for ignoring administration.
[11:32:31] Kenawa_Soprano was temp banned by Andrew_Banks(29) for 30 minutes for ignoring administration.
[11:32:34] Dominik_Soprano was temp banned by Andrew_Banks(29) for 30 minutes for ignoring administration.
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[11:32:58] Boudy_Soprano was temp banned by Andrew_Banks(29) for 30 minutes for ignoring administration.
[11:33:05] Denis_Soprano was temp banned by Andrew_Banks(29) for 30 minutes for ignoring administration.
[11:33:07] Jack_Soprano was temp banned by Andrew_Banks(29) for 30 minutes for ignoring administration.
[11:33:10] Erjon_SopranoT was temp banned by Andrew_Banks(29) for 30 minutes for ignoring administration.
[11:33:14] Mazen_SopranoT was temp banned by Andrew_Banks(29) for 30 minutes for ignoring administration.
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[11:33:22] Marco_SopranoT was temp banned by Andrew_Banks(29) for 30 minutes for ignoring administration.
[11:33:26] Johan_Soprano was temp banned by Andrew_Banks(29) for 30 minutes for ignoring administration.
:lol: - Let me guess, bank robbery gone wrong?
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After Andrew's ban streak you'd hear a deep voice saying: Godlike!
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[14:52:46] [NP]grigori30(49) says: please 15 scs
[14:52:52] Morais(52) says: ok 150 secs
[14:52:55] [NP]grigori30(49) says: 15
[14:53:02] Morais(52) says: 200?
[14:53:07] [NP]grigori30(49) says: okay 150
[14:53:10] Morais(52) says: (:
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just a proof that morais should be sapd topkop negotiator
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[00:12:57] Leroy_Kolta: (0) wat
[00:13:14] Leroy_Kolta: (0) 22 tons+22 tons=42 tons. Why does it say you cannot carry when max is 42 tons O>o
[00:13:16] Leroy_Kolta: (0) 22 tons+22 tons=42 tons. Why does it say you cannot carry when max is 42 tons O.o
[00:13:22] [GSF]Traser: (48) it's 44
[00:13:24] Leroy_Kolta: (0) Shit nvm
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:lol:
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[00:12:57] Leroy_Kolta: (0) wat
[00:13:14] Leroy_Kolta: (0) 22 tons+22 tons=42 tons. Why does it say you cannot carry when max is 42 tons O>o
[00:13:16] Leroy_Kolta: (0) 22 tons+22 tons=42 tons. Why does it say you cannot carry when max is 42 tons O.o
[00:13:22] [GSF]Traser: (48) it's 44
[00:13:24] Leroy_Kolta: (0) Shit nvm
Hahaha :lol:
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[17:20:05] Error: You can not grow weed for another 3 seconds .
[17:20:08] Error: You can not grow weed for another 0 seconds.
[17:20:09] Error: You can not grow weed for another 1 second .
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Some random funny old chats:
‎Sunday, ‎April ‎5, ‎2015, â€â€Ž7:58:35 PM:Biggie_Smalls(39)was suspected by Jake_James_Bruce(28),reason: killed an officer wanted
Monday, ‎March ‎23, ‎2015, â€â€Ž5:08:56 PM :SlimShady(1) has been suspected by Muddy(54), reason: Flashing his dick.
‎Thursday, ‎February ‎26, ‎2015, â€â€Ž7:05:17 PM: Brane_Kelly has been banned by Bass(66)For:another weapon hacker too, wtf.
‎Friday, ‎February ‎20, ‎2015, â€â€Ž6:26:19 PM:FuckCyril has been banned by Abe_Corleone(46)for: fuck you too..
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[20:10:29] PM from Santadio.(54): can you tell me something?
[20:10:35] PM to Santadio.(54): go on
[20:10:50] PM from Santadio.(54): What is difference between Shemale and Female? :P
someone give him answer ig if you see him.
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[20:10:29] PM from Santadio.(54): can you tell me something?
[20:10:35] PM to Santadio.(54): go on
[20:10:50] PM from Santadio.(54): What is difference between Shemale and Female? :P
someone give him answer ig if you see him.
loooooooooooool, Ill answer it here, So that everyone benefits, Female is a real woman while
Shemale is a slut used against transgender women, I was thinking about posting some pictures xD, but i guess its not allowed xDD
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[00:03:53] Kevin_Parker(4) says: i did stupid thing 30 mins ago
[00:03:59] Kevin_Parker(4) says: i asked a girl to hangout with
[00:04:06] Kevin_Parker(4) says: she agreed, i didnt go XD
[00:04:11] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Shit..
[00:04:17] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Why didn't you go?
[00:04:18] Kevin_Parker(4) says: asked her again
[00:04:22] Kevin_Parker(4) says: did the same XD
[00:04:40] Kevin_Parker(4) says: was busy doing smthg
[00:04:40] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: You stupid!
[00:04:44] Kevin_Parker(4) says: yah ik
[00:04:47] Kevin_Parker(4) says: i feel so sorry
[00:04:51] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Tell her
[00:04:56] Kevin_Parker(4) says: asked her for the 3rd time
[00:05:08] Kevin_Parker(4) says: she said " i dont want to wait like stupid for the 3rd time"
[00:05:20] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Promise her you'll come... AND DO SO
[00:05:27] Kevin_Parker(4) says: i did
[00:05:32] Kevin_Parker(4) says: no use
[00:05:37] Kevin_Parker(4) says: i messed it up
[00:05:39] Kevin_Parker(4) says: stupid me
[00:05:44] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Do something special
[00:05:50] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: To show her that you mean it
[00:05:53] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Write a letter
[00:05:56] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Orso
[00:06:00] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Buy a flower
[00:06:08] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: It shows that you really want to meet her again
[00:06:34] Kevin_Parker(4) says: u got it wrong
[00:06:38] Kevin_Parker(4) says: it was in game XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[00:06:44] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: WHAT
[00:06:47] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: INGAME --"
[00:06:51] Kevin_Parker(4) says: yah XD
[00:06:55] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: I thought RL
[00:07:29] Kevin_Parker(4) says: i was going to her
[00:07:30] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Change your name and ask her out
[00:07:34] Kevin_Parker(4) says: ahahhaha
[00:08:42] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Omg, I thought RL
[00:08:46] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: U asshole
[00:08:46] Kevin_Parker(4) says: XDD
[00:08:59] Kevin_Parker(4) says: taking u out of the bad mood
[00:09:05] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Bad mood?
[00:09:06] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Lol
[00:09:12] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: My gf is coming tomorrow
[00:09:16] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Not a bad mood at all
[00:09:31] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Damn, having sex is so expensive tho
[00:09:40] Kevin_Parker(4) says: u pay for that?
[00:09:41] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Condoms are expensive
[00:09:44] Kevin_Parker(4) says: LOL
[00:09:45] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: NO
[00:09:47] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: LOLLL
[00:09:55] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: U B|TCH
[00:09:58] Kevin_Parker(4) says: COME ON
[00:10:03] Kevin_Parker(4) says: u said EXPENSIVE
[00:10:08] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: CONDOMS
[00:10:10] Kevin_Parker(4) says: u didnt explain!!
[00:10:15] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Hahahahahha
[00:10:26] Kevin_Parker(4) says: i hope u buy a torn condom and get her pregnant
[00:10:39] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: WHAT
[00:10:51] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: IF ITS A GIRL..
[00:11:21] Kevin_Parker(4) says: i would date her
[00:11:29] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Lol pedo
[00:11:36] Kevin_Parker(4) says: she would be ur daugher
[00:11:39] Kevin_Parker(4) says: u wouldnt mind
[00:11:44] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: I'll kill you
[00:11:53] Kevin_Parker(4) says: she wouldnt let u do that ;)
[00:11:57] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: You wont show up on ur first date with her
[00:12:02] Kevin_Parker(4) says: LOOOOOOOOOOL
[00:12:10] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Hahahahaha
[00:12:20] Kevin_Parker(4) says: she would kill me then xd
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:lol: :lol: :lol: that epic conversation hahahhahaha
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:lol:
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=AVt=Luke was kicked by =AV=Kaseem afk on road not allowed welcome back
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Where's the funny in that? ._.
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[00:03:53] Kevin_Parker(4) says: i did stupid thing 30 mins ago
[00:03:59] Kevin_Parker(4) says: i asked a girl to hangout with
[00:04:06] Kevin_Parker(4) says: she agreed, i didnt go XD
[00:04:11] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Shit..
[00:04:17] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Why didn't you go?
[00:04:18] Kevin_Parker(4) says: asked her again
[00:04:22] Kevin_Parker(4) says: did the same XD
[00:04:40] Kevin_Parker(4) says: was busy doing smthg
[00:04:40] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: You stupid!
[00:04:44] Kevin_Parker(4) says: yah ik
[00:04:47] Kevin_Parker(4) says: i feel so sorry
[00:04:51] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Tell her
[00:04:56] Kevin_Parker(4) says: asked her for the 3rd time
[00:05:08] Kevin_Parker(4) says: she said " i dont want to wait like stupid for the 3rd time"
[00:05:20] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Promise her you'll come... AND DO SO
[00:05:27] Kevin_Parker(4) says: i did
[00:05:32] Kevin_Parker(4) says: no use
[00:05:37] Kevin_Parker(4) says: i messed it up
[00:05:39] Kevin_Parker(4) says: stupid me
[00:05:44] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Do something special
[00:05:50] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: To show her that you mean it
[00:05:53] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Write a letter
[00:05:56] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Orso
[00:06:00] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Buy a flower
[00:06:08] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: It shows that you really want to meet her again
[00:06:34] Kevin_Parker(4) says: u got it wrong
[00:06:38] Kevin_Parker(4) says: it was in game XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[00:06:44] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: WHAT
[00:06:47] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: INGAME --"
[00:06:51] Kevin_Parker(4) says: yah XD
[00:06:55] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: I thought RL
[00:07:29] Kevin_Parker(4) says: i was going to her
[00:07:30] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Change your name and ask her out
[00:07:34] Kevin_Parker(4) says: ahahhaha
[00:08:42] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Omg, I thought RL
[00:08:46] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: U asshole
[00:08:46] Kevin_Parker(4) says: XDD
[00:08:59] Kevin_Parker(4) says: taking u out of the bad mood
[00:09:05] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Bad mood?
[00:09:06] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Lol
[00:09:12] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: My gf is coming tomorrow
[00:09:16] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Not a bad mood at all
[00:09:31] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Damn, having sex is so expensive tho
[00:09:40] Kevin_Parker(4) says: u pay for that?
[00:09:41] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Condoms are expensive
[00:09:44] Kevin_Parker(4) says: LOL
[00:09:45] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: NO
[00:09:47] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: LOLLL
[00:09:55] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: U B|TCH
[00:09:58] Kevin_Parker(4) says: COME ON
[00:10:03] Kevin_Parker(4) says: u said EXPENSIVE
[00:10:08] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: CONDOMS
[00:10:10] Kevin_Parker(4) says: u didnt explain!!
[00:10:15] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Hahahahahha
[00:10:26] Kevin_Parker(4) says: i hope u buy a torn condom and get her pregnant
[00:10:39] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: WHAT
[00:10:51] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: IF ITS A GIRL..
[00:11:21] Kevin_Parker(4) says: i would date her
[00:11:29] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Lol pedo
[00:11:36] Kevin_Parker(4) says: she would be ur daugher
[00:11:39] Kevin_Parker(4) says: u wouldnt mind
[00:11:44] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: I'll kill you
[00:11:53] Kevin_Parker(4) says: she wouldnt let u do that ;)
[00:11:57] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: You wont show up on ur first date with her
[00:12:02] Kevin_Parker(4) says: LOOOOOOOOOOL
[00:12:10] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Hahahahaha
[00:12:20] Kevin_Parker(4) says: she would kill me then xd
LOL xDD , same old Kevin
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Damn, you really had to quote the whole conversation?
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Damn, you really had to quote the whole conversation?
Got any other idea?
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rekt Sandi
[22:12:43] Sandi_Luciano(28) says: i hope you die
[22:12:44] =AV=iKhm(53) says: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[22:13:11] Sandi_Luciano(28) says: still no
[22:13:14] =AV=iKhm(53) says: i hope u get buttfycked with a shovel
[22:13:19] Sandi_Luciano(28) says: i did
[22:13:22] Sandi_Luciano(28) says: you fokken
[22:13:23] Sandi_Luciano(28) says: omfg
[22:13:24] =AV=iKhm(53) says: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
[22:13:26] =AV=iKhm(53) says: REKT
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:lol:
[23:11:57] {FFFFFF}=AV=iKhm{FFFFFF}: (53) u saw le last chat sandi
[23:12:02] {FFFFFF}Sandi_Luciano{FFFFFF}: (28) no
[23:12:03] Sandi_Luciano(28) says: still no
[23:12:06] =AV=iKhm(53) says: i hope u get buttfycked with a shovel
[23:12:11] Sandi_Luciano(28) says: i did (I DID READ THIS THE FIRST TIME YOU WROTE IT)
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:lol:
[23:11:57] {FFFFFF}=AV=iKhm{FFFFFF}: (53) u saw le last chat sandi
[23:12:02] {FFFFFF}Sandi_Luciano{FFFFFF}: (28) no
[23:12:03] Sandi_Luciano(28) says: still no
[23:12:06] =AV=iKhm(53) says: i hope u get buttfycked with a shovel
[23:12:11] Sandi_Luciano(28) says: i did (I DID READ THIS THE FIRST TIME YOU WROTE IT)
U didnt write the rest u fkn liar
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[18:48:13] Slasher: (37) how to talk to u whisper?
[18:48:18] TeaM_Arslan: (17) /q
[18:48:26]Error: target player not connected.
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[18:48:13] Slasher: (37) how to talk to u whisper?
[18:48:18] TeaM_Arslan: (17) /q
[18:48:26]Error: target player not connected.
LMAO :lol:
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[18:48:13] Slasher: (37) how to talk to u whisper?
[18:48:18] TeaM_Arslan: (17) /q
[18:48:26]Error: target player not connected.
That a genuine mistake lol.. Q & W are right next to each other :dead:
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[00:54:39] {FFFFFF}Carlos_Marx{FFFFFF}: (33) what server is this?
[00:54:41] {FFFFFF}Marley_Capone{FFFFFF}: (4) i dont have seed :(
[00:54:45] {0055FF}Arhon_Smith{FFFFFF}: (48) Argonath RPG
[00:54:46] {FFFFFF}[WS]Dave_Digger{FFFFFF}: (18) lol
[00:54:52] {FFFFFF}Carlos_Marx{FFFFFF}: (33) oh fuck
[00:54:53] {FFFFFF}Carlos_Marx{FFFFFF}: (33) wrong serverf
[00:54:54] {FFFFFF}Carlos_Marx{FFFFFF}: (33) lol
[00:54:55] {FF0000}[GSF]Adam{FFFFFF}: (19) lol
[00:54:58] {FFFFFF}=AVft=Luca{FFFFFF}: (45) lol
[00:55:01] {FFFFFF}Rick_GvardiaT{FFFFFF}: (32) PFT
[00:55:05] {FFA500}Biggie_Smalls{FFFFFF}: (24) xD
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Why is this funny? I don't get it. "I don't have a seed" part maybe?
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Why is this funny? I don't get it. "I don't have a seed" part maybe?
He logged in the wrong server.
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oh that. k, lil bit lame. I don't ,mean no offence or w/e.
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It was,funny IG
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[18:45:34] Kniefpartey: (60) guys i suck please come at ammunation
[18:45:36] Chase_Greggor(63) has logged into the server from United States.
Dat timing.
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haha, to the rescue!
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[18:45:34] Kniefpartey: (60) guys i suck please come at ammunation
[18:45:36] Chase_Greggor(63) has logged into the server from United States.
Dat timing.
:rofl: :rofl:
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[13:20:44] Jean_Polifroni has been kicked by TeaM_Arslan(35) for relog.
[13:20:46] TeaM_Arslan (35) has been kicked for flooding by Sauron.
Sauron says: No you relog.
:lol:
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[13:20:44] Jean_Polifroni has been kicked by TeaM_Arslan(35) for relog.
[13:20:46] TeaM_Arslan (35) has been kicked for flooding by Sauron.
Sauron says: No you relog.
:lol:
Evil Sauron!
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[14:53:55] Phone number of [GSF]J(2): 729520
[14:53:59] HINT: You now use T to talk on your cellphone, type /hangup to hang up.
[14:53:59] You are now calling [GSF]J(2) To cancel the call, use /hangup.
[14:54:02] [GSF]J(2) answered your call.
[14:54:04] [GSF]J(2) says (phone): Big J speakin'
[14:54:04] [WS]Manoni(35) says (phone): Hey yo, M speaking.
[14:54:14] [WS]Manoni(35) says (phone): Dude we gotta go, Deez needs us fast.
[14:54:26] [GSF]J(2) says (phone): Who's Deez?
[14:54:29] [WS]Manoni(35) says (phone): Deez Nuts
[14:54:30] You hung up the phone.
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[14:53:55] Phone number of [GSF]J(2): 729520
[14:53:59] HINT: You now use T to talk on your cellphone, type /hangup to hang up.
[14:53:59] You are now calling [GSF]J(2) To cancel the call, use /hangup.
[14:54:02] [GSF]J(2) answered your call.
[14:54:04] [GSF]J(2) says (phone): Big J speakin'
[14:54:04] [WS]Manoni(35) says (phone): Hey yo, M speaking.
[14:54:14] [WS]Manoni(35) says (phone): Dude we gotta go, Deez needs us fast.
[14:54:26] [GSF]J(2) says (phone): Who's Deez?
[14:54:29] [WS]Manoni(35) says (phone): Deez Nuts
[14:54:30] You hung up the phone.
:rofl: hahahahahahahahaha
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[21:05:29] {ff0000}[DJ Announcement]{ffffff} Tune in /argoradio on - {ff0000}DJ Khm {ffffff}- /PM 55 for any desired request!
[21:06:07] PM from RemovedHisName(31): for any desired repuest!
Why was this unstickied though
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[21:05:29] {ff0000}[DJ Announcement]{ffffff} Tune in /argoradio on - {ff0000}DJ Khm {ffffff}- /PM 55 for any desired request!
[21:06:07] PM from RemovedHisName(31): for any desired repuest!
Why was this unstickied though
I guess due SA-MP General was half filled with stickied topics, it's much better now.
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=AV=F.Serin: (1) hahaha
=AV=F.Serin: (1) whoever is on the bridge with the wiener truck, it looks amazing from below
=AV=F.Serin: (1) all i see is the curved weiner
Chase_Greggor: (23) thats me
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[00:12:57] Leroy_Kolta: (0) wat
[00:13:14] Leroy_Kolta: (0) 22 tons+22 tons=42 tons. Why does it say you cannot carry when max is 42 tons O>o
[00:13:16] Leroy_Kolta: (0) 22 tons+22 tons=42 tons. Why does it say you cannot carry when max is 42 tons O.o
[00:13:22] [GSF]Traser: (48) it's 44
[00:13:24] Leroy_Kolta: (0) Shit nvm
Can't believe you posted this.
I was very tired- was up for like 3 days straight. But LOL. This was hilarious.
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Your math teacher must be so proud
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Your math teacher must be so proud
Considering I taught most of the classes (yes, this is true - teacher was too lazy), I am proud of myself. Thank you :)
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Considering I taught most of the classes (yes, this is true - teacher was too lazy), I am proud of myself. Thank you :)
And now we get the story as to why the rest of your class failed their maths class. :janek:
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[14:53:55] Phone number of [GSF]J(2): 729520
[14:53:59] HINT: You now use T to talk on your cellphone, type /hangup to hang up.
[14:53:59] You are now calling [GSF]J(2) To cancel the call, use /hangup.
[14:54:02] [GSF]J(2) answered your call.
[14:54:04] [GSF]J(2) says (phone): Big J speakin'
[14:54:04] [WS]Manoni(35) says (phone): Hey yo, M speaking.
[14:54:14] [WS]Manoni(35) says (phone): Dude we gotta go, Deez needs us fast.
[14:54:26] [GSF]J(2) says (phone): Who's Deez?
[14:54:29] [WS]Manoni(35) says (phone): Deez Nuts
[14:54:30] You hung up the phone.
y u do dis to me lol
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You reported Zgjimi(ID:24) to admins for attempt to DM
iMarkz(5) is looking into your report
*2 minutes later*
PM from iMarkz(5): Hi Astaroth, one of your abuser has been abused.
xD still alive
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xD still alive
and dming? :balance:
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and dming? :balance:
go find some rocks!
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[22:24:25] PM to Jennifer_Luciano (56): Dude!
[22:25:00] PM to Jennifer_Luciano (56): Why are you driving so retarded, learn to drive man
[22:25:01] PM from Jennifer_Luciano (56): m not dude :)
[22:25:10] PM to Jennifer_Luciano (56): That explains your driving.
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[22:24:25] PM to Jennifer_Luciano (56): Dude!
[22:25:00] PM to Jennifer_Luciano (56): Why are you driving so retarded, learn to drive man
[22:25:01] PM from Jennifer_Luciano (56): m not dude :)
[22:25:10] PM to Jennifer_Luciano (56): That explains your driving.
Is it because she's a girl?
Sexist! :hah:
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[22:24:25] PM to Jennifer_Luciano (56): Dude!
[22:25:00] PM to Jennifer_Luciano (56): Why are you driving so retarded, learn to drive man
[22:25:01] PM from Jennifer_Luciano (56): m not dude :)
[22:25:10] PM to Jennifer_Luciano (56): That explains your driving.
You'll die for this, see you in game ;)
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You'll die for this, see you in game ;)
Lmao..!!
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[22:24:25] PM to Jennifer_Luciano (56): Dude!
[22:25:00] PM to Jennifer_Luciano (56): Why are you driving so retarded, learn to drive man
[22:25:01] PM from Jennifer_Luciano (56): m not dude :)
[22:25:10] PM to Jennifer_Luciano (56): That explains your driving.
(http://www.picgifs.com/reaction-gifs/reaction-gifs/laughing/picgifs-laughing-0211379.gif)
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And now we get the story as to why the rest of your class failed their maths class. :janek:
Ofcourse. Would you like to join my maths class next? :)
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[21:09:42] Sam_Gvardia(12) says: OK WE GOT DEAL
[21:09:46] Pedro_Gvardia.(31) says: yes
[21:09:51] Sam_Gvardia(12) says: YES
[21:09:53] Pedro_Gvardia.(31) says: yes
[21:09:58] Sam_Gvardia(12) says: FUCK U
[21:10:01] Pedro_Gvardia.(31) says: yes
[21:10:04] Sam_Gvardia(12) shouts: CAPS IS GOOD!!
[21:10:08] Pedro_Gvardia.(31) says: yes
[21:10:14] Pedro_Gvardia.(31) says: SAM IS GAY
[21:10:15] Pedro_Gvardia.(31) says: yes
[21:10:16] Sam_Gvardia(12) shouts: YES!!
[21:10:18] Sam_Gvardia(12) shouts: NO!!
[21:10:20] Sam_Gvardia(12) shouts: NO NO!!
[21:10:24] Pedro_Gvardia.(31) says: LMAOOOO
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I've always known. It takes courage to get out of the closet, Sam. Congratulations
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[21:09:42] Sam_Gvardia(12) says: OK WE GOT DEAL
[21:09:46] Pedro_Gvardia.(31) says: yes
[21:09:51] Sam_Gvardia(12) says: YES
[21:09:53] Pedro_Gvardia.(31) says: yes
[21:09:58] Sam_Gvardia(12) says: FUCK U
[21:10:01] Pedro_Gvardia.(31) says: yes
[21:10:04] Sam_Gvardia(12) shouts: CAPS IS GOOD!!
[21:10:08] Pedro_Gvardia.(31) says: yes
[21:10:14] Pedro_Gvardia.(31) says: SAM IS GAY
[21:10:15] Pedro_Gvardia.(31) says: yes
[21:10:16] Sam_Gvardia(12) shouts: YES!!
[21:10:18] Sam_Gvardia(12) shouts: NO!!
[21:10:20] Sam_Gvardia(12) shouts: NO NO!!
[21:10:24] Pedro_Gvardia.(31) says: LMAOOOO
rekt
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[18:21:50] ADVERTISEMENT: Selling CB channel 1111 pm 19, contact [GSF]Jov_Weber(Phone: 729520)
[18:22:03] PM to [GSF]Jov_Weber(19): How much?
[18:22:08] PM from [GSF]Jov_Weber(19): 1m
[18:23:01] PM to [GSF]Jov_Weber(19): I have three o's
[18:23:11] PM from [GSF]Jov_Weber(19): wat ?
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Lmao Pedro.
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[18:21:50] ADVERTISEMENT: Selling CB channel 1111 pm 19, contact [GSF]Jov_Weber(Phone: 729520)
[18:22:03] PM to [GSF]Jov_Weber(19): How much?
[18:22:08] PM from [GSF]Jov_Weber(19): 1m
[18:23:01] PM to [GSF]Jov_Weber(19): I have three o's
[18:23:11] PM from [GSF]Jov_Weber(19): wat ?
haha
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lahav.shaul(12) whispers: what is Rule Play?
Dennis_Hudson(29) says: You mean Role Play?
lahav.shaul(12) whispers: its to act like in real life just in game like buy houses...
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Do not posts screenshots - write it down! We do not allow screenshots in this topic
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Fixed it.
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you got any monkeys for sale!!
[20:04:55] [Rstar]Cyril(14) says: Yes!
[20:05:06] [Rstar]Cyril(14) says: Selling Monkey called Robert_Corleone
[20:05:12] =AV=Kaseem(19) says: how much for one
[20:05:20] [Rstar]Cyril(14) says: 5$ for RObert
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Roflmao =))))))))
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you got any monkeys for sale!!
[20:04:55] [Rstar]Cyril(14) says: Yes!
[20:05:06] [Rstar]Cyril(14) says: Selling Monkey called Robert_Corleone
[20:05:12] =AV=Kaseem(19) says: how much for one
[20:05:20] [Rstar]Cyril(14) says: 5$ for RObert
rofl :lol: :lol:
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Poor Robert :lol:
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(http://i.giphy.com/vcNsKUQ07oPLy.gif)
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Advertising in /p?
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you got any monkeys for sale!!
[20:04:55] [Rstar]Cyril(14) says: Yes!
[20:05:06] [Rstar]Cyril(14) says: Selling Monkey called Robert_Corleone
[20:05:12] =AV=Kaseem(19) says: how much for one
[20:05:20] [Rstar]Cyril(14) says: 5$ for RObert
I still wouldnt purchase him. ;)
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[15:54:11] Hurensohn(24): How to buy a gun?
[15:54:17] Sam_Gvardia(8): Go to a ammunation
[15:54:22] Truth_Svensson(20): Go to ammunation
[15:54:24] Truth_Svensson(20): /buyweapon
[15:58:49] Hurensohn has been banned by =AV=Justin(7) for DM.
[15:58:52] James_Sniguy has been banned by =AV=Justin(7) for DM.
[15:58:53] hurensohnkiller94 has been banned by =AV=Justin(7) for DM.
This is a situation to cry, but somehow funny too.
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[12:47:42] Luis_Gvardia(2) says: Johan, wanna see my pubic hair?
[12:47:51] Johan_Soprano(33) says: Do you even got some?
[12:47:59] Luis_Gvardia(2) says: I got an entire bush!
[12:48:12] Luis_Gvardia(2) says: Let me unzip my pants
[12:48:23] Luis_Gvardia(2) unzips his pants, and takes off his underwear
[12:48:23] Johan_Soprano(33) says: wait i got x ray glasses
[12:48:34] Johan_Soprano(33) says: You don't even.
[12:48:35] A wild bush of pubic hair shows ups (Luis_Gvardia(2))
[12:48:57] Johan_Soprano(33) says: Man if i'll show my bush, you will come to /harvestweed.
[12:49:00] Johan_Soprano(33) says: Bye.
:lol: :hah:
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HAHAHA Dom.
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(http://i66.tinypic.com/2cwofbt.png)
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muhahaha got spammed as hell at that time :)))) post chatlog btw :P
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topkop
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[17:52:25] PM to Delion.(23): The Cheetah would cost $85.000
[17:52:32] PM to Delion.(23): 10k cheaper than in the normal dealer
[17:53:22] PM from Delion.(23): what is the cheaper?
[17:53:22] PM from Delion.(23): come in the cheaper to lspd!
[17:53:22] PM from Delion.(23): coming?
[17:53:30] PM to Delion.(23): ??????
[17:53:36] PM to Delion.(23): Cheaper = less expansive
[17:53:55] PM from Delion.(23): come lspd i want to see it!
[17:54:09] PM to Delion.(23): But cheaper isn't a vehicle....
[17:54:26] PM from Delion.(23): so what is that>?
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I almost died laughing :lol: :lol:
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*A gift falls down*
[02:36:30] [H R]Ellz(4) shouts: omg!!
[02:36:31] [H R]Ellz(4) shouts: omg!!
[02:36:31] [H R]Ellz(4) shouts: omg!!
[02:36:31] [H R]Ellz(4) shouts: omg!!
[02:36:33] Bruce_McCane(10) shouts: LOL!!
[02:36:34] [H R]Ellz opens a naughty gift!
*Gift blows up*
[02:36:37] [H R]Ellz(4) says: FUCK
[02:36:38] {FFFFFF}Bruce_McCane{FFFFFF}: (10) RIP
[02:36:38] Lawrence_Kolta(42) says: AHHAHAHHA
[02:36:38] [H R]Ellz(4) says: FUCK
[02:36:38] [H R]Ellz(4) says: FUCK
[02:36:39] [H R]Ellz(4) says: FUCK
[02:36:39] Lawrence_Kolta(42) says: REKT
[02:36:39] [H R]Ellz(4) says: FUCK
[02:36:40] [H R]Ellz(4) says: FUCK
[02:36:40] [H R]Ellz (4) has been kicked by Sauron for flooding
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looool
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Funny thing is that he came back from being kicked... opened another gift which blew up again :lol:
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[23:24:14]=AV=Massi: (35) drop some /payday Sauron
[23:24:15]I am an eye in the sky, looking at you!
[23:24:27]TeaM_Eric: (48) #santaSauron
[23:24:27]Matteo_Gvardia: (43) /peidei
[23:24:30]=AV=Massi: (35) no man i don't need an Eye, i need MONEY
[23:24:35][WS]Alf_Svensson: (46) imao
[23:24:39]Kaze_Corleone: (39) lmao
[23:24:49]Lewis_Churchill: (58) say that to Fetty Wap Massi
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[23:24:27]Matteo_Gvardia: (43) /peidei
lmfao @PortuguesePeople
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[22:45:55] This $1,338 payday has been sponsored by [WS]EvilTeddy(62),
[22:45:55] TeaM_Arslan(8) says: nice palte
[22:45:55] [WS]Fuzzy(24) says: adsdfshgfsd
[22:45:55] {A42626}Marco_Corleone{FFFFFF}: (33) lol
[22:45:55] {FFFF00}Mang_Olas{FFFFFF}: (37) ty
[22:45:55] {FFFFFF}[WS]Alf_Svensson{FFFFFF}: (29) ooooh!
[22:45:55] {FFFFFF}Antonello_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (59) thanks Teddy
[22:45:55] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Arslan{FFFFFF}: (8) ty for the 1m teddy
[22:46:02] {FFFFFF}Dennis_Soprano{FFFFFF}: (6) Devin, Teddy challenged you.
[22:46:04] {FFFFFF}Erion_SOPRANO{FFFFFF}: (4) >smiles
[22:46:08] {FFFFFF}[Rstar]Devin{FFFFFF}: (44) hmm
[22:46:16] This $1,339 payday has been sponsored by [Rstar]Devin(44),
[22:46:18] {A42626}Marco_Corleone{FFFFFF}: (33) wow
[22:46:19] {0055FF}[WS]Derek_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (51) ty
[22:46:20] {FFFFFF}Antonello_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (59) lol
[22:46:21] {FFFFFF}Hudson{FFFFFF}: (56) lol
[22:46:21] {FFFFFF}Richard_Corleone{FFFFFF}: (19) Make it rain
[22:46:21] {A42626}Matt_Ryan{FFFFFF}: (67) ty
[22:46:21] {0055FF}=AV=Loris{FFFFFF}: (31) lol ty
[22:46:23] {FFFFFF}=AV=Mike_Kevin{FFFFFF}: (2) okay, ty
[22:46:24] {FFFFFF}Andreh{FFFFFF}: (54) ty
[246:24] This $1,340 payday has been sponsored by [WS]EvilTeddy(62),
[22:46:27] {FFFFFF}Dennis_Soprano{FFFFFF}: (6) Well Teddy! You can't tolerate this.
[22:46:29] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (50) wohooo!
[22:46:30] This $1,400 payday has been sponsored by [Rstar]Devin(44),
[22:46:30] {FFFFFF}Antonello_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (59) haha
[22:46:34] {FFFFFF}=AV=Salmonella{FFFFFF}: (57) looks like devin has the upperhand
[22:46:34] {FFFFFF}Andreh{FFFFFF}: (54) ty
[22:46:35] This $1,500 payday has been sponsored by [WS]EvilTeddy(62),
[22:46:37] {A42626}Marco_Corleone{FFFFFF}: (33) jesus
[22:46:38] {FFFFFF}Kenawa.Soprano{FFFFFF}: (32) Gog ogo!
[22:46:38] {FFFFFF}=AV=Salmonella{FFFFFF}: (57) teddy wins
[22:46:38] {FFFFFF}Macxy.{FFFFFF}: (11) hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[22:46:38] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (50) D:
[22:46:44] {A42626}Darius_Darius{FFFFFF}: (3) ty
[22:46:44] {FFFFFF}Kenawa.Soprano{FFFFFF}: (32) You can do it!
[22:46:44] This $5,000 payday has been sponsored by [Rstar]Devin(44),
[22:46:45] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Dizzy_Dros{FFFFFF}: (27) payday compitation
[22:46:48] {FFFFFF}Ivan_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (68) enough
[22:46:48] {0055FF}=AV=Loris{FFFFFF}: (31) Lol
[22:46:48] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (60) lol
[22:46:49] {FFFFFF}Hudson{FFFFFF}: (56) wow
[22:46:50] {0055FF}Lawrence_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (46) touche
[22:46:50] This $6,000 payday has been sponsored by [WS]EvilTeddy(62),
[22:46:51] {FFFFFF}Ottoman_Corleonesi{FFFFFF}: (13) Oh guys
[22:46:51] {FFFFFF}Dennis_Soprano{FFFFFF}: (6) Well, teddy rekt
[22:47:16] {FFFFFF}Hudson{FFFFFF}: (56) thanks anyway
[22:47:18] {FFFFFF}Pedro_Gvardia.{FFFFFF}: (0) 1
[22:47:18] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (50) Devins turn
[22:47:19] {FFFFFF}Pedro_Gvardia.{FFFFFF}: (0) 2
[22:47:20] This $9,999 payday has been sponsored by [Rstar]Devin(44),
[22:47:21] {FFFFFF}=AV=Salmonella{FFFFFF}: (57) who's the bigger man?
____________A few dozen "HAAHHAHAHAHAz" later________________
[22:47:27] {FFFFFF}Antonello_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (59) spam
[22:47:27] {FFFFFF}Macxy.{FFFFFF}: (11) omg
[22:47:27] {FFFFFF}Ramo_Corleone{FFFFFF}: (14) HAHAHAHAHAHHA
[22:47:27] {FFFFFF}=AV=Mike_Kevin{FFFFFF}: (2) LOLOL
[22:47:28] This $10,000 payday has been sponsored by [WS]EvilTeddy(62),
[22:47:29] {FFFFFF}Richard_Corleone{FFFFFF}: (19) Heh
[22:47:29] {FFFFFF}Kenawa.Soprano{FFFFFF}: (32) And the winner issss....
[22:47:30] {A42626}Marco_Corleone{FFFFFF}: (33) OOOO
[22:47:30] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Dizzy_Dros{FFFFFF}: (27) yay
[22:47:30] {FFFFFF}Pedro_Gvardia.{FFFFFF}: (0) AHAHA
[22:47:31] {FFFFFF}Macxy.{FFFFFF}: (11) hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[22:47:31] {FFFFFF}Macxy.{FFFFFF}: (11) hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[22:47:32] {0055FF}=AV=Loris{FFFFFF}: (31) haha
[22:47:32] {FFFFFF}Jay_Araatus{FFFFFF}: (61) ahaha
[22:47:32] {FFFFFF}Kenawa.Soprano{FFFFFF}: (32) HAHAHAHAHA
[22:47:32] {FFFFFF}Dennis_Soprano{FFFFFF}: (6) WOW, Teddy is totally out!
[22:47:32] {0055FF}John_Collin{FFFFFF}: (15) NIIIICE
[22:47:33] {FFFFFF}Ramo_Corleone{FFFFFF}: (14) Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh snap
[22:48:19] {FFFFFF}Grandpa_Corleone{FFFFFF}: (12) lets all /q before the tax days come
[22:48:21] {FFFFFF}[Rstar]Devin{FFFFFF}: (44) *cough*
[22:48:21] {FFFFFF}Dennis_Soprano{FFFFFF}: (6) ^
[22:48:22] This $10,001 payday has been sponsored by [Rstar]Devin(44),
[22:48:24] {FFFFFF}Macxy.{FFFFFF}: (11) hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[22:48:24] {FFFFFF}Ramo_Corleone{FFFFFF}: (14) OHHHHHHHH
[22:48:25] {FFFFFF}Macxy.{FFFFFF}: (11) hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
____________After some "hhhhhhhhhhhhhh....." spam________________
[22:49:06] {0055FF}[WS]Derek_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (51) teddybear, take the lead
[22:49:09] This $10,002 payday has been sponsored by [WS]EvilTeddy(62),
[22:49:11] {FFFFFF}Kenawa.Soprano{FFFFFF}: (32) waiting for Teddy to strike
____________A few dozen "LOLz" later________________
[22:49:23] {FFFFFF}Macxy.{FFFFFF}: (11) devin you lost :D
[22:49:24] {FFFFFF}Jeremy_Russell{FFFFFF}: (22) DEVIN IS THE BEST
[22:49:26] {FFFFFF}Ottoman_Corleonesi{FFFFFF}: (13) I wanna slap myself
[22:49:26] {FFFFFF}Kenawa.Soprano{FFFFFF}: (32) LMFAO
[22:49:28] {FFFFFF}Richard_Corleone{FFFFFF}: (19) Feeling generous today? <3
[22:49:28] {FFFFFF}=AV=Salmonella{FFFFFF}: (57) the counter is at 60k
[22:49:32] {FFFFFF}[WS]Spike_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (49) inb4 FLA rushing to buy RPGs
[22:49:32] {FFFFFF}[WS]Alf_Svensson{FFFFFF}: (29) Teddy <3
[22:49:33] {FFFFFF}Adam_Vaughan{FFFFFF}: (69) Devin sweating again, what will he do this time.
[22:49:35] {FFFFFF}Trane_Kiedis{FFFFFF}: (43) Devin, are you going to let Teddy win?
[22:49:36] {0055FF}[WS]Derek_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (51) devin, just admit it you lost
[22:49:39] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Dizzy_Dros{FFFFFF}: (27) I bet Devin wont respond
[22:49:40] {FFFFFF}Dennis_Soprano{FFFFFF}: (6) Sure he is.
[22:49:41] {FFFFFF}Antonello_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (59) time for tax day xD
[22:49:42] {FFFFFF}Ottoman_Corleonesi{FFFFFF}: (13) I love you Teddy and Devin!
[22:49:44] A generous payday is available for you for a limited period of time for the amount of $-2,000. Use /collectpayday to collect it
____________A few dozen "No thanks" later________________
[22:49:58] {FFFFFF}Adam_Vaughan{FFFFFF}: (69) Devin = Donald Trump
[22:50:05] {0055FF}Lawrence_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (46) Teddy for Mayor
[22:50:05] This $10,500 payday has been sponsored by [Rstar]Devin(44),
[22:50:06] Mang_Olas(37) says: i cant find laws on parking
[22:50:06] {0055FF}[WS]Derek_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (51) devin 2016
[22:50:07] Mang_Olas(37) says: help
[22:50:08] {A42626}Marco_Corleone{FFFFFF}: (33) damn
[22:50:08] {0055FF}Lawrence_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (46) oooooooooooo
[22:50:08] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (50) Wohoo!
[22:50:09] {FFFFFF}[WS]Alf_Svensson{FFFFFF}: (29) Vote Teddy for Teddy 2016!
[22:50:11] {0055FF}Lewis_Churchill{FFFFFF}: (10) Can't Stump the Trmp
[22:50:12] {FFFFFF}Macxy.{FFFFFF}: (11) hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh omh omh omh omg omg omg
[22:50:13] {FFFFFF}Macxy.{FFFFFF}: (11) hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh omh omh omh omg omg omg
[22:50:13] {FFFFFF}Mane_Lucchese{FFFFFF}: (53) shots fired!
[22:50:14] {0055FF}Bruce_McCane{FFFFFF}: (41) 30k more
[22:50:14] This $10,600 payday has been sponsored by [WS]EvilTeddy(62),
[22:50:14] {FFFFFF}Andreh{FFFFFF}: (54) ty <3
[22:50:15] {FFFFFF}Jeremy_Russell{FFFFFF}: (22) DEVIN IS THE BEST
[22:50:15] {0055FF}Bruce_McCane{FFFFFF}: (41) cmon
[22:50:17] {A42626}Marco_Corleone{FFFFFF}: (33) holy
____________A few dozen "LMFAOs" later________________
[22:50:39] [Rstar]Devin has been banned by [WS]EvilTeddy(62) for stop fighting me.
[22:50:40] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Dizzy_Dros{FFFFFF}: (27) teddy the beast
[22:50:43] {FFFFFF}Pedro_Gvardia.{FFFFFF}: (0) AJ
[22:50:43] {FFFFFF}Lan_Araatus{FFFFFF}: (81) LOOOL
____________A few dozen "LOLz" later________________
[22:50:48] {0055FF}Rob_Williams{FFFFFF}: (25) haha
[22:50:49] {A42626}[Rstar]Carbon{FFFFFF}: (66) Hahahah
[22:50:53] This $1,001 payday has been sponsored by [Rstar]Devin(44)
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:lol:
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the payday competition was gainful for us :D
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Adam_Vaughan(19) says: First to answer 1x2x3x4x5x6x7x8x9 correct wins 150k
Luis_Gvardia(8) says: 362880
You have sent $150,000 to Luis_Gvardia(8).
Luis_Gvardia(8) shouts: LOOOL!!
Adam_Vaughan(19) says: Luis wins!
Luis_Gvardia(8) shouts: THANKS ADAM <3!!
PM to Luis_Gvardia(8): you're rich though, give it to someone poor:p
PM from Luis_Gvardia(8): I am poor! Been using this shirt and pants for over 2 years :'(
PM from Luis_Gvardia(8): Time to buy myself some new clothes :D
PM from Luis_Gvardia(8): I /donate'd
PM to Luis_Gvardia(8): That gives it to the state...
PM from Luis_Gvardia(8): You must be fuckin' kidding me
PM to Luis_Gvardia(8): its /sponsor ...
PM from Luis_Gvardia(8): FUUUUCK
PM to Luis_Gvardia(8): rofl
PM from Luis_Gvardia(8): OMG
PM from Luis_Gvardia(8): Please don't tell anyone about this -.-
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But he asked you not to tell anyone about it. And I'm glad you did.
DONT BE GREEDY KIDS, SHARING IS CARING.
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I say it's not my fault and it was a legitimate mistake!
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[23:24:14]=AV=Massi: (35) drop some /payday Sauron
[23:24:15]I am an eye in the sky, looking at you!
[23:24:27]TeaM_Eric: (48) #santaSauron
[23:24:27]Matteo_Gvardia: (43) /peidei
[23:24:30]=AV=Massi: (35) no man i don't need an Eye, i need MONEY
[23:24:35][WS]Alf_Svensson: (46) imao
[23:24:39]Kaze_Corleone: (39) lmao
[23:24:49]Lewis_Churchill: (58) say that to Fetty Wap Massi[/b]
LOL
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[23:07:21] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): Hello
[23:07:35] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): can you hear me
[23:07:52] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): Yeh
[23:08:14] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): i will pay 120g
[23:08:24] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): Meet me at CH
[23:08:36] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): i was wondering if after all these years
[23:08:54] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): come to City Hall
[23:08:56] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): hello from the other side
[23:09:04] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): Hello
[23:09:07] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): i mustve called a thousand times
[23:09:23] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): come to City hall
[23:09:29] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): come there please
[23:09:38] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): im sorry for everything that i've done
[23:09:56] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): but when i call you never seem to be home
[23:10:25] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): u have weed?
[23:10:47] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): hello from the outside
[23:11:03] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): Please sell to me 120 grams
[23:11:19] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): at least i can say that ive tried to tell you
[23:11:33] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): Tell me what
[23:11:36] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): im sorry for breaking your heart
[23:11:45] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): i want weed
[23:12:03] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): but it dont matter it clearly doesnt tear you apart... anymore....
[23:12:38] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): hello how are you its so typical of me to talk about myself
[23:12:50] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): im sorry i hope you're well
[23:13:03] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): invite me in ur family
[23:13:13] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): Please as an associate
[23:13:24] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): did you ever make it out of that town
[23:13:28] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): where nothing happened
[23:13:40] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): i will dont do anything
[23:13:48] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): can u invite me in ur fammily
[23:13:52] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): can u invite me in ur family
[23:15:00] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): hello
[23:15:00] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): its no secret that the both of us are running out of time
[23:15:28] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): hello from the other side
[23:15:49] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): invite me or give me some weeds Choose
[23:15:55] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): i mustve called a thousand times to tell you
[23:16:53] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): im sorry for everything that ive done
[23:17:04] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): but when i call you never seem to be home
[23:17:15] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): Dont do like this
[23:17:29] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): hello from the outside
[23:17:48] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): at least i can say that ive tried to tell you
[23:18:00] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): tell me what
[23:18:24] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): im sorry for breaking your heart
[23:18:53] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): but it dont matter it clearly doesnt tear you apart anymore
[23:19:42] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): yeh
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[23:15:49] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): invite me or give me some weeds Choose
I can't state which worse xDDDD
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[23:07:21] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): Hello
[23:07:35] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): can you hear me
[23:07:52] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): Yeh
[23:08:14] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): i will pay 120g
[23:08:24] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): Meet me at CH
[23:08:36] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): i was wondering if after all these years
[23:08:54] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): come to City Hall
[23:08:56] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): hello from the other side
[23:09:04] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): Hello
[23:09:07] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): i mustve called a thousand times
[23:09:23] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): come to City hall
[23:09:29] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): come there please
[23:09:38] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): im sorry for everything that i've done
[23:09:56] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): but when i call you never seem to be home
[23:10:25] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): u have weed?
[23:10:47] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): hello from the outside
[23:11:03] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): Please sell to me 120 grams
[23:11:19] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): at least i can say that ive tried to tell you
[23:11:33] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): Tell me what
[23:11:36] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): im sorry for breaking your heart
[23:11:45] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): i want weed
[23:12:03] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): but it dont matter it clearly doesnt tear you apart... anymore....
[23:12:38] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): hello how are you its so typical of me to talk about myself
[23:12:50] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): im sorry i hope you're well
[23:13:03] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): invite me in ur family
[23:13:13] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): Please as an associate
[23:13:24] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): did you ever make it out of that town
[23:13:28] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): where nothing happened
[23:13:40] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): i will dont do anything
[23:13:48] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): can u invite me in ur fammily
[23:13:52] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): can u invite me in ur family
[23:15:00] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): hello
[23:15:00] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): its no secret that the both of us are running out of time
[23:15:28] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): hello from the other side
[23:15:49] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): invite me or give me some weeds Choose
[23:15:55] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): i mustve called a thousand times to tell you
[23:16:53] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): im sorry for everything that ive done
[23:17:04] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): but when i call you never seem to be home
[23:17:15] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): Dont do like this
[23:17:29] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): hello from the outside
[23:17:48] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): at least i can say that ive tried to tell you
[23:18:00] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): tell me what
[23:18:24] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): im sorry for breaking your heart
[23:18:53] PM to Franklin_Luciano(46): but it dont matter it clearly doesnt tear you apart anymore
[23:19:42] PM from Franklin_Luciano(46): yeh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQHsXMglC9A
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*me,[GSF]Blake and [WS]Bent talking about girls*
[10:55:15]Jackson_Cruise:(0) Blake can't do shit with any girl tho :D
[10:55:31][GSF]Blake:(3) please
[10:55:35][GSF]Blake:(3) check my videos
[10:55:38]Jackson_Cruise:(0) LOL
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*Got pulled over by a cop for driving Recklessly*
Jackson_Cruise:(0)Says:Hello ma`am how can i help you?
Emily(1):License and Registration please.
Jackson_Cruise:(0):Takes out his License as he gives it to emily
Emily:(1):i'm going to fine you 100$ for Driving Recklessly
Emily:(1):Takes out a pen and notebook,as she writes down a ticket for 100$
Emily:(1):Gives the ticket to Jackson Cruise
Jackson_Cruise(0):Takes the ticket as he look at it
Jackson_Cruise(0)says: That's too expensive chick,but never mind,hop in
Emily(0):Don't play with me.
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>best joke 2k16<
Laugh people,laugh.Please.
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[19:16:17] TeaM_Boozman says: rick
[19:16:21] TeaM_Boozman says: can you repair me
Exactly how I feel about breakups..
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Disappointed.
PM from James_Luciano(15): Got some weeds? :3
PM to James_Luciano(15): Got roleplay?
PM from James_Luciano(15): wot ?
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weeds
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He thought you were buying roleplay. :D
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Disappointed.
PM from James_Luciano(15): Got some weeds? :3
PM to James_Luciano(15): Got roleplay?
PM from James_Luciano(15): wot ?
i'm selling 1kg of roleplay, interested? :lol:
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I really need to drop by :rolleyes:
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There should be a forum ban of 1 day for every non-funny log posted in here, lol.
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[22:57:25]PM from Carter_Grey(8): Can you tp me to LSCH
[22:57:35]PM from Carter_Grey(8): i'm in the sea and don't know where to go
[22:58:03]PM from Carter_Grey(8): and there is a shark want to eat me
:rofl:
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[22:57:25]PM from Carter_Grey(8): Can you tp me to LSCH
[22:57:35]PM from Carter_Grey(8): i'm in the sea and don't know where to go
[22:58:03]PM from Carter_Grey(8): and there is a shark want to eat me
:rofl:
Hahahahah man, these guys :D
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(http://i.imgur.com/VPUnH2w.png)
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A picture in the chat logs section! :mad:
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A picture in the chat logs section! :mad:
srry devin
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(http://i.imgur.com/VPUnH2w.png)
Too excited about his fiesta, huh.
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John_Taggart(7) checks car
is the car good john? (Alessandro_Soprano(6))
yes (John_Taggart(7))
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John_Taggart(7) checks car
is the car good john? (Alessandro_Soprano(6))
yes (John_Taggart(7))
No idea how this is funny to be honest.
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No idea how this is funny to be honest.
I think he should have associated the chat with photos or videos to make sense.
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No idea how this is funny to be honest.
same..
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[23:31:25] {FFFFFF}Jim_Smalls{FFFFFF}: (14) Devin > Teddy
[23:31:29] {0055FF}Lawrence_King{FFFFFF}: (50) our wedding will be ingame
[23:31:33] {FFFFFF}Jim_Smalls{FFFFFF}: (14) Cuz he makes paydays*
[23:31:34] {0055FF}[TCL]Taseen{FFFFFF}: (34) that's emo mikal
[23:31:34] {0055FF}[WS]Derek_Cortez{FFFFFF}: (37) our kids will be IG
[23:31:36] Jim_Smalls has been banned by [WS]EvilTeddy(39) for orly?.
[23:31:44] A generous payday is available for you for a limited period of time for the amount of $3,399. Use /collectpayday to collect it.
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Another day, another opportunity to annoy the citizens of Los Santos.
Damien_Taylor(7) says: Yes, I have abs of steel.
Lisa_McKenzie(6) feels Damien's whole arm.
Lisa_McKenzie(6) giggles.
BarelyVisible(3) says: This is about to turn into a Porno..
BarelyVisible(3) pulls out a Camera.
BarelyVisible(3) says: Proceed.
Lisa_McKenzie(6) says: What are you doing?
Lisa_McKenzie(6) says: Hey!
BarelyVisible(3) says: Hey officer, see if you can get her to taker her top off.
Damien_Taylor(7) smirks at the Camera.
Lisa_McKenzie(6) says: What the fuck?
Lisa_McKenzie(6) eyes Damien.
BarelyVisible(3) says: Come on, show us the poon-tang.
Lisa_McKenzie(6) says: He's my f**cking /bae/.
BarelyVisible(3) says: bad girl, stop talking and start stripping.
Damien_Taylor(7) eyes the woman and shakes his head.
Lisa_McKenzie(6) says: Turn that Camera off.
Lisa_McKenzie(6) says: Stop recording us.
BarelyVisible(3) says: Come on, get naked.
Lisa_McKenzie(6) says: Well, this is kind of.. Harassment.
Jennifer_Luciano(0) says: Ehm Ehm.
Damien_Taylor(7) says: Well.
Damien_Taylor(7) says: Can't do much, she has the public right to film.
BarelyVisible(3) says: I can see Camel-Toe!
BarelyVisible(3) starts taking pictures.
Lisa_McKenzie(6) says: Erm.
Lisa_McKenzie(6) says: I guess I'm famous now?
BarelyVisible(3) Acccidently blinds herself with the flash.
BarelyVisible(3) says: Fuck..
Lisa_McKenzie(6) chuckles.
BarelyVisible(3) says: Right.
BarelyVisible(3) says: Thats enough for the spank bank for today.
Lisa_McKenzie(6) says: Motherf-..
Lisa_McKenzie(6) says: Well, I get more attention now.
Lisa_McKenzie(6) says: Thanks.
Lisa_McKenzie(6) says: This is harassment.
BarleyVisible(3) says: Eh, this is going on the internet.
Lisa_McKenzie(6) says: Damien, you gonna do something?
Damien_Taylor(7) says: Hm..
Lisa_McKenzie(6) says: I told her to stop.
Damien_Taylor(7) says: Ma'mm why are you taking pictures of this woman?
BarelyVisible(3) says: Whores don't get to decide what is decent, and what is not.
Lisa_McKenzie(6) says: She said she's gonna put it on a pornographic material.
Damien_Taylor(7) says: She isn't a whore.
BarelyVisible(3) says: Argonath Girls, Gone Wild.
Damien_Taylor(7) says: She is a woman just like you, now leave this female alone please.
Lisa_McKenzie(6) says: What? Are you a feminist?
Jennifer_Luciano(0) walks towards the officer standing next to her.
Jennifer_Luciano(0) offers a casual two finger salute.
BarleyVisible(3) says: I'm a transgender man actually, I'm offended.
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Personal messages to F.B.I Deputy Director Mikro:
[00:02:07] PM from MullahOmar(3): Hello there. heared some of you guys got RPG's for sell is that true?
[00:02:25] PM to MullahOmar(3): Sure, come to FBI HQ tomorrow, we are holding a garage sale
[00:02:42] PM from MullahOmar(3): :)
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Don't post random chat logs, respect the title.
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[22:59:11] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you're that type of niggah which smacks his own ass during sex
[22:59:42] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Youre the type of niggah that tries to suck his own dick.
[23:00:06] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) You're that type of niggah which goes to the toilet and farts then spoils
[23:00:37] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of niggah to make your girlfriend a sandwich.
[23:01:21] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) You're that type of nigga to sing the alphabet and cry when he got to X.?
[23:02:30] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga to get shitfaced with WKD
[23:02:35] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you're that type of nigga that puts a blanket on his ps4 when it is on rest mode
[23:02:56] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You're the type of peasant to have a PS4
[23:04:09] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you're that typa nigga to lecture himself for leaving the toilet seat up
[23:04:34] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga to pull your pants all the way down while pissing
[23:05:14] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you are that type of nigga to eat 2 gummy bears at a time so they wont die alone
[23:05:36] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga to put your hand in a jar of jelly beans and get the watch stolen b
[23:05:42] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) by the black one
[23:06:51] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you are that type of nigga to open a bag of chips with scissors
[23:07:23] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga tosit while pissing
[23:07:29] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) to sit*
[23:09:07] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you are that type of nigga to trip walking past a wireless controller
[23:09:20] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga to leave comments on porn videos
[23:09:56] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you are that type of niggah which typing ''personlity'' in the search field in pornhub
[23:10:19] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga to help your ex move her things to her new mans house
[23:11:51] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar you done yet?
[23:14:32] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Anyone disagree?
[23:16:06] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) omg give up
[23:16:24] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you are that type of nigga to ride a horse with both legs on one side.
[23:16:59] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga to get matching tatoos with your girlfriend
[23:17:26] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you are that type of nigga to wrap his finger around the telephone chord when he talking.
[23:17:56] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga to shake hands on a first date
[23:19:27] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you are that type of nigga to let the bed bugs bite just so they don't go hungry
[23:19:45] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga to have a candle lit bath with pictures of your ex
[23:20:19] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you are that type of nigga to watch his girl's purse while she dance with another nigga
[23:21:06] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga to have a chick in your bed and say "Not tonight baby, I just wanna
[23:21:11] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) cuddle"
[23:21:17] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you are that type of nigga to look at himself in the mirror as he puts chapstick on
[23:21:33] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga to get 1 star on GTA and turn yourself in
[23:21:53] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) You are that type of niggah which stops at red light in GTA
[23:22:24] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) you the type of nigga to go to a strip club and give strippers Starbucks giftcards
[23:22:51] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to put on his socks with his feet in the air.
[23:23:28] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to catch his girlfriend cheat and say "I came home at the wrong t
[23:23:31] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) time sorry"
[23:23:40] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to go to the supermarket, pick up a bruised apple, and whisper "who did this"
[23:24:34] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to kill himself cuz of getting roasted
[23:25:10] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to say "CHA CHA CHA" while singing happy birthday
[23:25:33] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to give Dj Khaled the ring
[23:25:58] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to tell his homies at the end of a phone convo "no u hang up first"
[23:26:23] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to dance with a chick in the club then text her "So What are we"
[23:27:11] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to cover his homeboys eyes from behind and say "guess who?"
[23:27:36] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to get ndues and photoshop clothes on and send em back
[23:27:41] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to tie his shoes without bending his knees
[23:27:42] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) nudes*
[23:28:13] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to pour his beers in the sink then ask for another one
[23:28:25] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to eat one french fry at a time
[23:28:43] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to wear a pad when his girl got a period so she doesnt go through
[23:28:45] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) it alone
[23:29:11] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to ask another nigga to blow in his eye
[23:29:15] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to become a stormtrooper just so he can miss you
[23:29:34] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga that says "time out" in a fight
[23:29:47] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to stare into his barbers eyes during a haircut
[23:29:50] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga that sit indian style while he gets head
[23:30:22] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to send good morning texts
[23:30:42] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to lift his leg up when he hug someone
[23:30:55] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) hevar the type of nigga to cry when cutting carrots so the onions dont think they ugly
[23:31:17] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga that sets his alarm at 11:11 to make a wish
[23:31:28] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) hevar the type of nigga to eat pizza with a fork and knifeh
[23:32:08] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to eat animal crackers and make the sound of each animal before he eat
[23:32:15] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) it*
[23:32:16] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to go to jail and drop the soap on purpose
[23:32:47] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga that licks his finger before turning the page
[23:32:52] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of Nigga to give kids fruit on halloween
[23:33:17] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga that rolls his eyes back when he eats chocolate
[23:33:36] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to get raped and drop charges cuz he felt a connection
[23:34:00] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga that sits on the toilet trying to talk to a nigga in the shower
[23:34:15] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to piss in the shower to save water
[23:34:31] {FFFFFF}Rusty.{FFFFFF}: (21) hevar step up your game ruff going hard on you here
[23:34:54] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to catch his girl's kiss and put it in his pocket
[23:35:15] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to pick up a football and say "you dont deserve to be kicked arou
[23:35:19] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) around like this"
[23:35:37] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to put milk in a bowl before the cereal
[23:35:46] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to go down on a chick and cum first
[23:36:02] {FFFFFF}Rusty.{FFFFFF}: (21) man these are savage
[23:36:29] {FFFFFF}Mario_Soprano{FFFFFF}: (15) anh
[23:36:29] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Who is winning rusty?
[23:37:31] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to collect all seven dragon balls and wish that his homies have a nice
[23:37:33] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to save his tears in a jar to show his ex how much she hurt him
[23:38:29] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the kind of nigga to say thanks when his GPS tells him where to go
[23:38:31] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to buy ice travel to the north pole to set it free
[23:38:58] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to close his eyes when he gets a drink from the water fountain.
[23:39:00] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of Nigga to shower with clothes on
[23:39:20] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of niggah which click on the ''sharing button'' on pornhub and shares itl
[23:39:34] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to sue a girl for taking his virginity
[23:40:12] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to lick the spoon upside down when he eating ice cream
[23:41:25] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to suck dick for bus money and then walk home
[23:41:32] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to tatoo his dead hamsters name on his wrist
[23:42:18] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga who doesn't turn into an emotional mess just because he's on his period
[23:42:24] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to turn down the volume when your cat falls asleep
[23:43:32] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to high five you with both hands and lock fingers
[23:43:33] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Waiting
[23:44:27] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to pull up at his homeboy's house with one motorcycle and two helmets
[23:44:28] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to make eye contact through the crack of a bathroom stall
[23:45:20] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga who likes cupcakes with no frosting because he thinks the cupcake is be
[23:45:43] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to open the door for himself and say "Why Thank You".
[23:47:09] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to have a one night stand and save her number as ''the one who got away
[23:48:04] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevaar the type of nigga to wear 2 condoms and still pay child support
[23:48:10] {FFFFFF}Rusty.{FFFFFF}: (21) damn ruff
[23:48:44] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to wait til midnight to wish you happy birthday on facebook
[23:49:03] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to cry when his pokemon evolves because "You promised to never ch
[23:49:09] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Change".
[23:50:08] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to go down on his girl after cumming inside
[23:50:23] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to go to the doctor when he has a broken heart
[23:50:38] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to slip a molly in a girl drink and take home without enjoying that.
[23:50:39] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to hug a man when he is crying
[23:51:17] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to buy slaves and let them out and tell them "Youre better than
[23:51:20] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) This"
[23:51:40] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff type of guy who apologizes before making a move in a relationship
[23:51:51] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to ask his parents can he watch porn
[23:53:02] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga that comes out the shower with a towel on his head
[23:53:16] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to count the petals to make sure his girl love him
[23:54:23] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to sit on the toilet backwards
[23:54:53] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff that type of nigga that facetime with his homies at 2 AM
[23:54:59] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to steal his best friends girl then try get them back togetherw
[23:55:36] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff that type of niggah which buying songs on Itunes
[23:56:43] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to wave at you with both hands
[23:56:47] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to turn around when his girl get dressed.
[23:57:07] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to write "you dont have to do this" on a 20 and give it to a stripper
[23:58:31] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to say thank you after sex
[23:58:35] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to dip his toes in before getting into the pool
[00:00:03] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to watch ABC Family
Hevar getting completely destroyed by me today :P
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[23:01:21] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) You're that type of nigga to sing the alphabet and cry when he got to X.?
:lol:
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haha pff
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Hahaha that was epic man!
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[22:59:11] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you're that type of niggah which smacks his own ass during sex
[22:59:42] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Youre the type of niggah that tries to suck his own dick.
[23:00:06] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) You're that type of niggah which goes to the toilet and farts then spoils
[23:00:37] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of niggah to make your girlfriend a sandwich.
[23:01:21] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) You're that type of nigga to sing the alphabet and cry when he got to X.?
[23:02:30] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga to get shitfaced with WKD
[23:02:35] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you're that type of nigga that puts a blanket on his ps4 when it is on rest mode
[23:02:56] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You're the type of peasant to have a PS4
[23:04:09] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you're that typa nigga to lecture himself for leaving the toilet seat up
[23:04:34] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga to pull your pants all the way down while pissing
[23:05:14] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you are that type of nigga to eat 2 gummy bears at a time so they wont die alone
[23:05:36] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga to put your hand in a jar of jelly beans and get the watch stolen b
[23:05:42] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) by the black one
[23:06:51] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you are that type of nigga to open a bag of chips with scissors
[23:07:23] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga tosit while pissing
[23:07:29] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) to sit*
[23:09:07] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you are that type of nigga to trip walking past a wireless controller
[23:09:20] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga to leave comments on porn videos
[23:09:56] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you are that type of niggah which typing ''personlity'' in the search field in pornhub
[23:10:19] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga to help your ex move her things to her new mans house
[23:11:51] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar you done yet?
[23:14:32] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Anyone disagree?
[23:16:06] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) omg give up
[23:16:24] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you are that type of nigga to ride a horse with both legs on one side.
[23:16:59] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga to get matching tatoos with your girlfriend
[23:17:26] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you are that type of nigga to wrap his finger around the telephone chord when he talking.
[23:17:56] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga to shake hands on a first date
[23:19:27] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you are that type of nigga to let the bed bugs bite just so they don't go hungry
[23:19:45] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga to have a candle lit bath with pictures of your ex
[23:20:19] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you are that type of nigga to watch his girl's purse while she dance with another nigga
[23:21:06] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga to have a chick in your bed and say "Not tonight baby, I just wanna
[23:21:11] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) cuddle"
[23:21:17] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you are that type of nigga to look at himself in the mirror as he puts chapstick on
[23:21:33] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga to get 1 star on GTA and turn yourself in
[23:21:53] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) You are that type of niggah which stops at red light in GTA
[23:22:24] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) you the type of nigga to go to a strip club and give strippers Starbucks giftcards
[23:22:51] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to put on his socks with his feet in the air.
[23:23:28] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to catch his girlfriend cheat and say "I came home at the wrong t
[23:23:31] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) time sorry"
[23:23:40] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to go to the supermarket, pick up a bruised apple, and whisper "who did this"
[23:24:34] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to kill himself cuz of getting roasted
[23:25:10] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to say "CHA CHA CHA" while singing happy birthday
[23:25:33] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to give Dj Khaled the ring
[23:25:58] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to tell his homies at the end of a phone convo "no u hang up first"
[23:26:23] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to dance with a chick in the club then text her "So What are we"
[23:27:11] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to cover his homeboys eyes from behind and say "guess who?"
[23:27:36] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to get ndues and photoshop clothes on and send em back
[23:27:41] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to tie his shoes without bending his knees
[23:27:42] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) nudes*
[23:28:13] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to pour his beers in the sink then ask for another one
[23:28:25] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to eat one french fry at a time
[23:28:43] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to wear a pad when his girl got a period so she doesnt go through
[23:28:45] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) it alone
[23:29:11] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to ask another nigga to blow in his eye
[23:29:15] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to become a stormtrooper just so he can miss you
[23:29:34] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga that says "time out" in a fight
[23:29:47] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to stare into his barbers eyes during a haircut
[23:29:50] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga that sit indian style while he gets head
[23:30:22] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to send good morning texts
[23:30:42] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to lift his leg up when he hug someone
[23:30:55] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) hevar the type of nigga to cry when cutting carrots so the onions dont think they ugly
[23:31:17] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga that sets his alarm at 11:11 to make a wish
[23:31:28] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) hevar the type of nigga to eat pizza with a fork and knifeh
[23:32:08] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to eat animal crackers and make the sound of each animal before he eat
[23:32:15] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) it*
[23:32:16] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to go to jail and drop the soap on purpose
[23:32:47] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga that licks his finger before turning the page
[23:32:52] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of Nigga to give kids fruit on halloween
[23:33:17] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga that rolls his eyes back when he eats chocolate
[23:33:36] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to get raped and drop charges cuz he felt a connection
[23:34:00] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga that sits on the toilet trying to talk to a nigga in the shower
[23:34:15] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to piss in the shower to save water
[23:34:31] {FFFFFF}Rusty.{FFFFFF}: (21) hevar step up your game ruff going hard on you here
[23:34:54] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to catch his girl's kiss and put it in his pocket
[23:35:15] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to pick up a football and say "you dont deserve to be kicked arou
[23:35:19] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) around like this"
[23:35:37] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to put milk in a bowl before the cereal
[23:35:46] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to go down on a chick and cum first
[23:36:02] {FFFFFF}Rusty.{FFFFFF}: (21) man these are savage
[23:36:29] {FFFFFF}Mario_Soprano{FFFFFF}: (15) anh
[23:36:29] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Who is winning rusty?
[23:37:31] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to collect all seven dragon balls and wish that his homies have a nice
[23:37:33] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to save his tears in a jar to show his ex how much she hurt him
[23:38:29] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the kind of nigga to say thanks when his GPS tells him where to go
[23:38:31] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to buy ice travel to the north pole to set it free
[23:38:58] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to close his eyes when he gets a drink from the water fountain.
[23:39:00] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of Nigga to shower with clothes on
[23:39:20] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of niggah which click on the ''sharing button'' on pornhub and shares itl
[23:39:34] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to sue a girl for taking his virginity
[23:40:12] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to lick the spoon upside down when he eating ice cream
[23:41:25] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to suck dick for bus money and then walk home
[23:41:32] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to tatoo his dead hamsters name on his wrist
[23:42:18] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga who doesn't turn into an emotional mess just because he's on his period
[23:42:24] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to turn down the volume when your cat falls asleep
[23:43:32] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to high five you with both hands and lock fingers
[23:43:33] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Waiting
[23:44:27] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to pull up at his homeboy's house with one motorcycle and two helmets
[23:44:28] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to make eye contact through the crack of a bathroom stall
[23:45:20] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga who likes cupcakes with no frosting because he thinks the cupcake is be
[23:45:43] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to open the door for himself and say "Why Thank You".
[23:47:09] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to have a one night stand and save her number as ''the one who got away
[23:48:04] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevaar the type of nigga to wear 2 condoms and still pay child support
[23:48:10] {FFFFFF}Rusty.{FFFFFF}: (21) damn ruff
[23:48:44] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to wait til midnight to wish you happy birthday on facebook
[23:49:03] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to cry when his pokemon evolves because "You promised to never ch
[23:49:09] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Change".
[23:50:08] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to go down on his girl after cumming inside
[23:50:23] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to go to the doctor when he has a broken heart
[23:50:38] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to slip a molly in a girl drink and take home without enjoying that.
[23:50:39] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to hug a man when he is crying
[23:51:17] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to buy slaves and let them out and tell them "Youre better than
[23:51:20] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) This"
[23:51:40] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff type of guy who apologizes before making a move in a relationship
[23:51:51] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to ask his parents can he watch porn
[23:53:02] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga that comes out the shower with a towel on his head
[23:53:16] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to count the petals to make sure his girl love him
[23:54:23] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to sit on the toilet backwards
[23:54:53] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff that type of nigga that facetime with his homies at 2 AM
[23:54:59] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to steal his best friends girl then try get them back togetherw
[23:55:36] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff that type of niggah which buying songs on Itunes
[23:56:43] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to wave at you with both hands
[23:56:47] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to turn around when his girl get dressed.
[23:57:07] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to write "you dont have to do this" on a 20 and give it to a stripper
[23:58:31] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to say thank you after sex
[23:58:35] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to dip his toes in before getting into the pool
[00:00:03] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to watch ABC Family
Hevar getting completely destroyed by me today :P
Hahaaa, sitting and work and can't stop laughing
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Ruff the type of nigga who writes tatoo instead of tattoo
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[19:54:57] caion(30) says: Man I am listening to a mixture of tango and classic.
[19:54:59] caion(30) says: Loving it!
[19:55:01] TeaM_Lionel(50) says: Not at all, I just feel that everything is fast paced
[19:55:07] TeaM_Lionel(50) says: Cool
[19:55:07] caion(30) turns the music louder.
[19:55:13] caion(30) says: Mister Valdes, dance!
[19:55:17] caion(30) says: I will lead
[19:55:20] TeaM_Lionel(50) says: Inside the car?
[19:55:23] caion(30) says: Yes, enough space.
[19:55:30] TeaM_Lionel(50) laughs
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Kenji_Gvardia(10): well idk today i did blow leon / sam / jeremy and after i did blow 3 luciano and cofi and 3 others
Some things are just better taken out of context
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[10:49:04] {FF0000}[WS]Bruce_McCane{FFFFFF}: (6) Do I have to start giving away bananas? Let it slide, mistakes happen.
[10:49:25] {FFFFFF}Dutch_Hunter{FFFFFF}: (5) i want a banana :D
[10:49:31] {FFFFFF}Dutch_Hunter{FFFFFF}: (5) JK JK JK
[10:49:38] {409FFF}sc2142{FFFFFF}: (11) can i say one last thing?
[10:49:40] {0055FF}=AV=Derek{FFFFFF}: (0) bruce give me a banana
[10:49:41] {0055FF}=AV=Derek{FFFFFF}: (0) please
[10:49:42] {FF0000}[WS]Bruce_McCane{FFFFFF}: (6) No.
[10:49:44] {FFFFFF}Dutch_Hunter{FFFFFF}: (5) no
[10:49:44] {409FFF}sc2142{FFFFFF}: (11) okay
[10:49:50] {0055FF}=AV=Derek{FFFFFF}: (0) but....i want one
[10:49:59] {FF0000}[WS]Bruce_McCane{FFFFFF}: (6) Shush
[10:50:00] {FFFFFF}Dutch_Hunter{FFFFFF}: (5) derek you can have my banana ^^
[10:50:07] {0055FF}=AV=Derek{FFFFFF}: (0) would be awesome if you had one
[10:50:12] {FF0000}[WS]Bruce_McCane{FFFFFF}: (6) ^More like toothpick
[10:50:19] {FFFFFF}Dutch_Hunter{FFFFFF}: (5) ;o
[10:50:21] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Louise{FFFFFF}: (3) #GetRekt
@Bruce. @Derek
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[21:50:50] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) don't be that guy
[21:50:50] {FFFFFF}PlasticBlue{FFFFFF}: (22) MUR'CA
[21:50:50] {FFFFFF}[WS]Fuzzy{FFFFFF}: (36) im waiting for all the 4th of july firework fails
[21:50:50] {FFFFFF}Julio_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (11) I lost all my cash and respect cause of...
[21:50:50] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) cause of some NIGGAZ
[21:50:50] {FFFFFF}[Rstar]Razor{FFFFFF}: (1) /fireworks on
[21:50:50] {FFFFFF}TiMoN{FFFFFF}: (35) HHHAHA
[21:50:50] Jim_Smalls(38) has logged into the server.
[21:50:57] SERVER: Unknown command.
[21:51:06] {FFFFFF}Julio_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (11) Didn't we use to have a fireworks command
[21:51:12] {FFFFFF}Julio_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (11) I'm sure we did
[21:51:15] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) something like that :P
[21:51:19] {FFFFFF}[Rstar]Razor{FFFFFF}: (1) we did
[21:51:23] {FFFFFF}Dutch_Hunter{FFFFFF}: (0) its the fuzz
[21:51:32] {FFFFFF}TiMoN{FFFFFF}: (35) yes we also had 150 players
[21:51:42] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] PlasticBlue(22):{FFFFFF} Where do I find fertile land
[21:51:45] {FFFFFF}Dutch_Hunter{FFFFFF}: (0) even more
[21:51:46] {FFFFFF}[WS]Fuzzy{FFFFFF}: (36) 15=?
[21:51:49] {FFFFFF}[WS]Fuzzy{FFFFFF}: (36) I remember 200
[21:51:50] {FFFFFF}TiMoN{FFFFFF}: (35) 14
[21:51:52] {FFFFFF}Julio_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (11) But it's okay
[21:51:57] {FFFFFF}Julio_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (11) We have notoriety
[21:51:58] {FFFFFF}[WS]Fuzzy{FFFFFF}: (36) amd kicking afk people to free up slots
[21:51:59] {FFFFFF}[WS]Fuzzy{FFFFFF}: (36) lmao
[21:52:01] {FFFFFF}Julio_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (11) xD
[21:52:16] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) i remember 60-120 players and a bunch of crybabies
[21:52:27] {FFFFFF}Julio_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (11) Now we just have crybabies
[21:52:29] {FFFFFF}Julio_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (11) Wahay
[21:52:32] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) oooooooooooooooooooooo
[21:52:36] {FFFFFF}Julio_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (11) jk
[21:52:44] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) hop on around night time then bruv
[21:52:49] {FFFFFF}Dutch_Hunter{FFFFFF}: (0) haha i rember ti countless kicks Reason afk to long
[21:53:10] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) frank hawk must've racked up a pristine punishment record then
[21:53:16] {FFFFFF}Julio_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (11) Fuzzy, you gave me a crick in the neck IRL
[21:53:20] {FFFFFF}Julio_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (11) Just jumped
[21:53:22] {FFFFFF}Julio_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (11) haha
[21:53:22] {FFFFFF}Eddard{FFFFFF}: (8) would be nice to get the players back. hard to really get an economy going
[21:53:28] {FFFFFF}Dutch_Hunter{FFFFFF}: (0) but lean fuzzy tell me
[21:53:30] {FFFFFF}Justin_Parker{FFFFFF}: (25) 120 players and 1 admin
[21:53:32] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] PlasticBlue(22):{FFFFFF} Where can I find fertile land at
[21:53:38] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) when i have in lspd i kill all polices and one admins
[21:53:39] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) ;)
[21:53:40] {FFFFFF}Dutch_Hunter{FFFFFF}: (0) leon and fuzzy*
[21:53:54] {FFFFFF}[WS]Fuzzy{FFFFFF}: (36) stol my hq
[21:53:57] {FFFFFF}Dutch_Hunter{FFFFFF}: (0) what happend to jeffrey
[21:53:58] {FFFFFF}[WS]Fuzzy{FFFFFF}: (36) arttuse fargos
[21:54:03] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) I slit his throat for kicking me
[21:54:04] RCMP_ISO(20) has logged into the server from United States.
[21:54:08] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) i cant reach Sauron unfortunately
[21:54:15] {FFFFFF}Dutch_Hunter{FFFFFF}: (0) seems legit
[21:54:29] {FFFFFF}Julio_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (11) Zlatan kicked him for flooding
[21:54:30] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Arkady_Renko(24):{FFFFFF} how can I see my vehicles?
[21:54:35] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] PlasticBlue(22):{FFFFFF} /vehicles
[21:54:39] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] PlasticBlue(22):{FFFFFF} I suppose
[21:54:44] Valak(23) has logged into the server.
[21:54:47] {FFFFFF}Dutch_Hunter{FFFFFF}: (0) that would be a climax i think
[21:54:48] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Arkady_Renko(24):{FFFFFF} duh, thanks
[21:55:05] {FFFFFF}Dutch_Hunter{FFFFFF}: (0) if we fflood so much that jeffrey kicks his self for flooding
[21:55:06] Gerarddo_Forlenza(26) has logged into the server.
[21:55:12] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Eddard(8):{FFFFFF} noob answering questions lol
[21:55:34] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Eddard(8):{FFFFFF} inb4 no noobs here
[21:55:35] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] PlasticBlue(22):{FFFFFF} Not a noob tbh
[21:55:39] {FFFFFF}Dutch_Hunter{FFFFFF}: (0) i think the servers can't handle that and burst in a black hole
[21:55:45] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Julio_Kolta(11):{FFFFFF} No noobs, only new players :)
[21:55:50] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Arkady_Renko(24):{FFFFFF} how do I remove the tunnings?
[21:55:53] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Eddard(8):{FFFFFF} indeed :)
[21:55:55] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Julio_Kolta(11):{FFFFFF} New players become old players
[21:55:56] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) no noobs only boobs
[21:55:57] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) xd
[21:55:58] {FFFFFF}Dutch_Hunter{FFFFFF}: (0) no nOObs only bOObs
[21:56:03] {FFFFFF}Eddard{FFFFFF}: (8) not many boobs either
[21:56:04] {FFFFFF}PlasticBlue{FFFFFF}: (22) kek
[21:56:07] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) you're wRONg
[21:56:09] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) xd
[21:56:11] {FFFFFF}[Rstar]Razor{FFFFFF}: (1) no noobs only boons
[21:56:14] {FFFFFF}Dutch_Hunter{FFFFFF}: (0) damm the times leon
[21:56:20] {FFFFFF}Lustigkurre_Svensson{FFFFFF}: (33) i saw a pair of boobs registered on argo forum today
[21:56:28] {FFFFFF}Julio_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (11) Oh here we go
[21:56:28] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) l m a o
[21:56:29] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Arkady_Renko(24):{FFFFFF} how do remove the tunnings from a car?
[21:56:33] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) l m a o
[21:56:38] {FFFFFF}PlasticBlue{FFFFFF}: (22) a y y
[21:56:43] {FFFFFF}Dutch_Hunter{FFFFFF}: (0) lustig you saw more then buwbs
[21:56:45] {FFFFFF}[Rstar]Razor{FFFFFF}: (1) yeah lustig and you offered her a at 400 ride :D
[21:56:45] {FFFFFF}Eddard{FFFFFF}: (8) That was my girlfriends boobs Lustig :p
[21:56:53] {FFFFFF}Jarold_Krosby{FFFFFF}: (5) L O L
[21:56:54] {FFFFFF}Lustigkurre_Svensson{FFFFFF}: (33) lol
[21:57:08] {FFFFFF}PlasticBlue{FFFFFF}: (22) M A Y M A Y
[21:57:09] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) grats eddard
[21:57:12] {FFFFFF}Eddard{FFFFFF}: (8) funny because it actually is! she's opposite me now playing on league haha
[21:57:17] {FFFFFF}Dutch_Hunter{FFFFFF}: (0) B O O
[21:57:19] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) you now have the power to manipulate every male member of Argonath
[21:57:23] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) to your every wish
[21:57:25] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) and so does she
[21:57:30] {FFFFFF}[Rstar]Razor{FFFFFF}: (1) lol leon
[21:57:32] {FFFFFF}PlasticBlue{FFFFFF}: (22) W H Y
[21:57:35] {FFFFFF}Eddard{FFFFFF}: (8) Yeah I know she does! haha
[21:57:43] {FFFFFF}Eddard{FFFFFF}: (8) People actually rp with me when she's here :p
[21:57:49] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Arkady_Renko(24):{FFFFFF} how do remove the tunnings from a car?
[21:57:49] {FFFFFF}Julio_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (11) haha
[21:58:08] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] PlasticBlue(22):{FFFFFF} Have you tried /stripcomp?
[21:58:09] {FFFFFF}Dutch_Hunter{FFFFFF}: (0) haha i gonna make a fake acc just to pretend i'm a girl
[21:58:13] {FFFFFF}Lustigkurre_Svensson{FFFFFF}: (33) ( . )( . )
[21:58:14] PM from TeaM_Duel(10): Enough with the spaces over /p
[21:58:16] {FFFFFF}[Rstar]Razor{FFFFFF}: (1) lmao !
[21:58:20] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) ( . Y . )
[21:58:26] PM to TeaM_Duel(10): okay
[21:58:30] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Arkady_Renko(24):{FFFFFF} now yes, unknown command
[21:58:35] {FFFFFF}Julio_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (11) Gonna change my name to Julia Kolta and ask for donations
[21:58:37] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] PlasticBlue(22):{FFFFFF} Ooops
[21:58:49] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) i like the name Julianne a little better
[21:58:50] {FFFFFF}Dutch_Hunter{FFFFFF}: (0) damm i got warned for those spaces
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What's the name of that novel?
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What's the name of that novel?
Leon_Gvardia
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For those who wonder... Report unjust punishments/unruly staff members to HQ members instead of publicly denouncing it... For the sake of avoiding conflict.
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For those who wonder... Report unjust punishments/unruly staff members to HQ members instead of publicly denouncing it... For the sake of avoiding conflict.
Its just a funny chat log bro, no need make a big deal about it.
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Its just a funny chat log bro, no need make a big deal about it.
There isn't anything to laugh about something that is best off taken into another thread, perhaps with us directly as we could then look into its validity yes or no...
We know its questioning the punishment so it is something you should report to us instead of reposting it constantly here. You're only making a fool of yourself by doing so.
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There isn't anything to laugh about something that is best off taken into another thread, perhaps with us directly as we could then look into its validity yes or no...
We know its questioning the punishment so it is something you should report to us instead of reposting it constantly here. You're only making a fool of yourself by doing so.
I'm guessing you didnt get the joke, I dont even know what the situation was about I just saw the post and found it funny. And I'm pretty sure if it made anyone look like a fool is probably the admin in question hence the quickness of you guys to remove the post. Don't go around throwing shade making shit into something that its not. Learn to laugh, a little laughter is good for the soul.
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[22:34:46] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): where are u from Vla?
[22:34:58] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): Vladistan
[22:35:10] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): where is vladistan ?
[22:35:17] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): in afghanistan?
[22:35:27] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): It's a small nation next to Kyrgyzstan
[22:35:35] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): oh
[22:35:45] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): We're fighting for our independence
[22:35:59] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): whats your national language?
[22:36:02] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): aganist?
[22:36:25] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): Most speak Russian since we were a former Soviet state
[22:36:37] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): oh
[22:36:42] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): but our ancestral language is Slavko
[22:37:05] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): tell your Slavko lan
[22:37:13] **[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): language
[22:37:23] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): speak?
[22:37:31] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): I speak Russian, Slavko is a minority language now
[22:37:37] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): Like Scottish Gaelic
[22:37:47] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): Only 5# of our population speaks it
[22:38:22] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): kk
[22:47:13] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): so u live in UK and then u went Vladistan?
[22:47:22] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): Other way around
[22:47:39] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): My parents brought me to the UK when i was a child to escape the civil war
[22:47:47] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): in Vladistan
[22:47:51] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): civil war?
[22:48:21] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): what happen on that time?
[22:48:38] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): Yes the Freedom fighters of Vladistan were in a war with the Supreme Leader of Vladistan
[22:49:00] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): oh
[22:49:03] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): His name was Ladislao Kubala
[22:49:13] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): so who won that fght?
[22:49:44] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): Kubala because he was backed by Russia
[22:49:58] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): i haven't been able to go back to my homeland ever since
[22:50:03] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): your ppl fight with vladistan leader?
[22:50:20] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): Yes because he is a very cruel man
[22:50:50] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): any politian party in vladistan?
[22:51:21] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): PPV is the major party
[22:51:27] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): People's Party of Vladistan
[22:51:34] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): when civil war ended you went again vladistan?
[22:51:44] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): It's not over yet.
[22:52:17] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): oh god...fight still going on?
[22:52:21] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): Yes
[22:52:42] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): so whats your country wants?
[22:53:09] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): We want to get rid of our totalitarian dictator
[22:53:17] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): And to have the right of self determination
[22:53:33] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): We haven't been able to vote for a new leader for 30 years
[22:53:38] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): so why your leader didnt want?
[22:53:45] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): Because Ladislao wiped out all his opposition
[22:53:50] **[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): all
[22:54:00] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): 30 years....
[22:54:21] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): why u are not able to vote?
[22:55:03] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): Because Ladislao won't allow for another election, he's a dictator so he wants to stay in power
[22:55:22] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): The UN has tried to sanction him but he doesn't care
[22:55:34] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): oh
[22:55:43] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): he had so power
[22:55:49] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): As long as he has the support of Russia we can't do anything
[22:55:56] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): did vladidstan have army?
[22:56:33] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): It does have a small army, but Russia has sent reinforcements to suppress the rebels
[22:56:49] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): So we won't be independent anytime soon :\
[22:57:09] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): This conversation is making me very upset
[22:57:32] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): ah.. sorry :/
[22:58:11] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): Let's talk about something else please.
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Updated
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:lol:
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Dug myself way too deep on that one.. :lol:
#FreeVladistan
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[00:35:32] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) did u guys know jay will kick me from gsf
[00:35:47] {FFFFFF}Rick_Grimes{FFFFFF}: (6) why?
[00:36:00] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) bcoz i messed with some wronk ppl
[00:36:02] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) he gon kick me now
[00:36:09] {FFFFFF}Rick_Grimes{FFFFFF}: (6) I thought you will be kicked from being admin before that xD
[00:36:24] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) i was kicked already
[00:36:26] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) O.o
[00:36:28] {409FFF}[WS]Bruce_McCane{FFFFFF}: (10) He is already :P
[00:36:36] {FFFFFF}Rick_Grimes{FFFFFF}: (6) damn xD
[00:36:37] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) well i was suspended
[00:36:40] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) and then quit myself
[00:36:52] {409FFF}[WS]Bruce_McCane{FFFFFF}: (10) I was straight open kicked
[00:37:00] {FFFFFF}Rick_Grimes{FFFFFF}: (6) I was wondering I havent seen a Balla in the unban section fo long
[00:37:04] {FFFFFF}Rick_Grimes{FFFFFF}: (6) xD
[00:37:12] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) like i banned many ballas lol
[00:37:21] {409FFF}[WS]Bruce_McCane{FFFFFF}: (10) not one sided at all
[00:37:22] {409FFF}[WS]Bruce_McCane{FFFFFF}: (10) :P
[00:37:25] {FFFFFF}Rick_Grimes{FFFFFF}: (6) damn hahaha
[00:37:31] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) idk if i ever banned a balla
[00:37:40] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) i did give tempbans but i dont remember full baning a balla
[00:37:49] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) even when i could have
[00:38:04] {FFFFFF}Rick_Grimes{FFFFFF}: (6) yeah temp bans warnings and shit lol
[00:38:05] PM from Sarmed_Luciano(4): kahah o
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[00:35:32] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) did u guys know jay will kick me from gsf
[00:35:47] {FFFFFF}Rick_Grimes{FFFFFF}: (6) why?
[00:36:00] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) bcoz i messed with some wronk ppl
[00:36:02] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) he gon kick me now
[00:36:09] {FFFFFF}Rick_Grimes{FFFFFF}: (6) I thought you will be kicked from being admin before that xD
[00:36:24] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) i was kicked already
[00:36:26] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) O.o
[00:36:28] {409FFF}[WS]Bruce_McCane{FFFFFF}: (10) He is already :P
[00:36:36] {FFFFFF}Rick_Grimes{FFFFFF}: (6) damn xD
[00:36:37] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) well i was suspended
[00:36:40] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) and then quit myself
[00:36:52] {409FFF}[WS]Bruce_McCane{FFFFFF}: (10) I was straight open kicked
[00:37:00] {FFFFFF}Rick_Grimes{FFFFFF}: (6) I was wondering I havent seen a Balla in the unban section fo long
[00:37:04] {FFFFFF}Rick_Grimes{FFFFFF}: (6) xD
[00:37:12] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) like i banned many ballas lol
[00:37:21] {409FFF}[WS]Bruce_McCane{FFFFFF}: (10) not one sided at all
[00:37:22] {409FFF}[WS]Bruce_McCane{FFFFFF}: (10) :P
[00:37:25] {FFFFFF}Rick_Grimes{FFFFFF}: (6) damn hahaha
[00:37:31] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) idk if i ever banned a balla
[00:37:40] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) i did give tempbans but i dont remember full baning a balla
[00:37:49] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) even when i could have
[00:38:04] {FFFFFF}Rick_Grimes{FFFFFF}: (6) yeah temp bans warnings and shit lol
[00:38:05] PM from Sarmed_Luciano(4): kahah o
:uhm: what's so funny? I dont get it.
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:uhm: what's so funny? I dont get it.
Because it was a conversation that didn't end up in a shootout.
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This made me chuckle :D
[18:00:20] crash(35) says (phone): okay
[18:00:24] crash(35) says (phone): so the guard job
[18:00:35] crash(35) says (phone): can i get that?
[18:00:52] crash(35) says (phone): okay so where?
[18:01:08] crash(35) says (phone): okay
[18:01:16] {FFFFFF}crash{FFFFFF}: (35) k
[18:01:31] {FFFFFF}crash{FFFFFF}: (35) ben go to market mall in an hour
[18:01:42] {FFFFFF}crash{FFFFFF}: (35) please
[18:01:52] {DEB887}=AV=Ben_Blake{FFFFFF}: (0) You mean now
[18:01:56] {FFFFFF}crash{FFFFFF}: (35) yes
[18:01:59] {DEB887}=AV=Ben_Blake{FFFFFF}: (0) ok
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BIG_DICK_JONES(44) has logged into the server from the United Kingdom.
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BIG_DICK_JONES(5): sup
=AV=Salmonella(37): wanna roleplay?
BIG_DICK_JONES(44): sure
=AV=Salmonella(37): what is your role?
BIG_DICK_JONES(44): having a big dick
tfw we won't have legendary players by the likes of BIG_DICK_JONES if we force srs rp names
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BIG_DICK_JONES(44) has logged into the server from the United Kingdom.
=AV=MrPlayerismus(34): hey big dick jones
BIG_DICK_JONES(44): whats good
=AV=MrPlayerismus(34): you tell me
=AV=MrPlayerismus(34): ; )
=AV=Salmonella(37): sup big dick jones
BIG_DICK_JONES(5): sup
=AV=Salmonella(37): wanna roleplay?
BIG_DICK_JONES(44): sure
=AV=Salmonella(37): what is your role?
BIG_DICK_JONES(44): having a big dick
tfw we won't have legendary players by the likes of BIG_DICK_JONES if we force srs rp names
Actually a good RP name TBH!
"You know that guy? People call him Big Dick Jones"
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[10:06:31] [Radio] SAPD Recruit Mon_Go(28): how to write carsign ?
[10:06:44] [Radio] SAPD Recruit James_Gooding(12) [EES] Squad: /callsign man
[10:07:48] [Radio] SAPD Recruit savior(10) man: whay
[10:07:50] [Radio] SAPD Recruit savior(10) man: what
new players... they give you a good laugh :D
to those who don't get it, savior literally typed "/callsign man" and set his callsign to "man"
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Hahaahahaha
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BIG_DICK_JONES(44) has logged into the server from the United Kingdom.
=AV=MrPlayerismus(34): hey big dick jones
BIG_DICK_JONES(44): whats good
=AV=MrPlayerismus(34): you tell me
=AV=MrPlayerismus(34): ; )
=AV=Salmonella(37): sup big dick jones
BIG_DICK_JONES(5): sup
=AV=Salmonella(37): wanna roleplay?
BIG_DICK_JONES(44): sure
=AV=Salmonella(37): what is your role?
BIG_DICK_JONES(44): having a big dick
tfw we won't have legendary players by the likes of BIG_DICK_JONES if we force srs rp names
Hahaha, yeah this is one of my favourites.
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Got a sensible chuckle out of this.
[21:42:52] Quavious_Marshall: (17) TOLD THAT BITCH U MOTHERFUCKIN RIGHT
[21:43:01] Quavious_Marshall has been banned by Justin_Parker(16) for 15.
[21:43:04] ***[6000] [WS]Webster(22): LOL
[21:43:05] ***[6000] [WS]Webster(22): WHAT
[21:43:06] Rafael_Gonzalez: (7) rip
[21:43:15] ***[6000] hector_gonzalez(6): lool
[21:43:16] Justin_Parker: (16) well that's not the banana command
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[21:43:16] Justin_Parker: (16) well that's not the banana command
Hahaha gotta love Justin!
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Hahahahah ggwp
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Pancher is back in town! :bananarock: :jackson:
[09:08:48] FluffyDude(0) says: oh no....
[09:08:56] [Rstar]Pancher(12) starres at the biker
[09:08:57] [Rstar]Pancher(12) says: Sir
[09:09:02] [Rstar]Pancher(12) says: take off your glasses
[09:09:11] FluffyDude(0) says: look like we gotta take him to our PD bathroom
[09:09:40] FluffyDude(0) says: take off your glasses
[09:09:43] [Rstar]Pancher(12) says: now, bend over the fence
[09:10:02] [Rstar]Pancher(12) slaps the man
[09:10:13] [Rstar]Pancher(12) puches him down
[09:10:15] [Rstar]Andeey(2) shouts: oww!!
[09:10:29] [Rstar]Pancher(12) says: sir, do not resist
[09:10:34] [Rstar]Pancher(12) says: where u hide it?
[09:10:40] [Rstar]Pancher(12) taps for illegal items
[09:10:43] [Rstar]Andeey(2) says: hide what!!!
[09:10:55] you would find a bag with 5G of weed inside of it ([Rstar]Andeey(2))
[09:11:03] in my left back pokcet ([Rstar]Andeey(2))
[09:11:13] [Rstar]Pancher(12) finds a bag with weed
[09:11:16] [Rstar]Pancher(12) says: What's this sir?
[09:11:24] [Rstar]Andeey(2) says: thats my grandmothers i swear
[09:11:29] [Rstar]Andeey(2) says: its for her Alzheimers
[09:11:52] [Rstar]Andeey(2) says: Helps her relax.. Ya know..
[09:11:59] [Rstar]Pancher(12) says: right.
[09:12:01] [Rstar]Pancher(12) reads the miranda rights out:
[09:12:01] You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
[09:12:01] You have the right to have an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney,
[09:12:01] one will be appointed for you. Do you understand these rights?
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Reinstate him as Chief already :app:
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haha didnt find the 50kg in right pocket, right under teh combat shotgn, klasics cops
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[19:04:47] Max_Crawford(47) says (phone speaker): We decided to take the wise choice to leave, to avoid a bloodbath.
[19:05:06] Max_Crawford(47) says (phone speaker): And a continued war between USAA and FLA.
[19:06:03] Max_Crawford(47) says (phone speaker): We won't tell you how much members are in.
[19:06:12] Max_Crawford(47) says (phone speaker): But it's a lot more than you expect.
[19:06:45] Max_Crawford(47) says (phone speaker): And learn to count.
[19:06:49] Max_Crawford(47) says (phone speaker): That would be great.
[19:07:06] Max_Crawford(47) says (phone speaker): So you can count the bodybags of FLA members.
[19:07:11] The other participant disconnected the call.kekels my shekels
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[19:04:47] Max_Crawford(47) says (phone speaker): We decided to take the wise choice to leave, to avoid a bloodbath.
[19:05:06] Max_Crawford(47) says (phone speaker): And a continued war between USAA and FLA.
[19:06:03] Max_Crawford(47) says (phone speaker): We won't tell you how much members are in.
[19:06:12] Max_Crawford(47) says (phone speaker): But it's a lot more than you expect.
[19:06:45] Max_Crawford(47) says (phone speaker): And learn to count.
[19:06:49] Max_Crawford(47) says (phone speaker): That would be great.
[19:07:06] Max_Crawford(47) says (phone speaker): So you can count the bodybags of FLA members.
[19:07:11] The other participant disconnected the call.kekels my shekels
(https://drabblesonline.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/worried.gif?w=700)
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They got crushed just after a hour.
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That late night moment when a weird hacker appear
[03:04:00] {409FFF}=AV=Snake{FFFFFF}: (2) OhSir
[03:04:07] {FFFFFF}OhSir{FFFFFF}: (6) ?
[03:04:12] {409FFF}=AV=Snake{FFFFFF}: (2) want to teleport to players?
[03:04:12] {409FFF}=AV=Snake{FFFFFF}: (2) ?
[03:04:18] {FFFFFF}OhSir{FFFFFF}: (6) yes
[03:04:22] {409FFF}=AV=Snake{FFFFFF}: (2) type /q id10
[03:04:30] {FFFFFF}OhSir{FFFFFF}: (6) type /fuck you
[03:04:45] {409FFF}Shawn_Murphy{FFFFFF}: (10) hahahhahaha
:lol: :lol:
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[20:00:35] You have been invited to join "SWAT" by Julio_Sequera(62).
[20:00:47] You have joined the group "SWAT".
[20:00:52] Julio_Sequera(62) has changed your rank in "SWAT" to "Deputy Commander".
[20:00:53] [SWAT] [TCL]Gregory_Parker(4): {FFFFFF}hi sir deputy
[20:00:56] [SWAT] Ramo_Hawk(41): {FFFFFF}hahah
[20:00:58] [SWAT] [TCL]Gregory_Parker(4): {FFFFFF}fucking knew it haha
[20:00:58] Ramo_Hawk(41) law enforcement ranks:
[20:00:58] SAPD rank is: {FFFFFF}Officer
[20:00:58] SWAT rank is: {FFFFFF}Deputy Commander
[20:01:01] [SWAT] Julio_Sequera(62): {FFFFFF}ahahahahah
[20:01:09] [SWAT] Julio_Sequera(62): {FFFFFF}you must obey Ramo
[20:01:11] [SWAT] Ramo_Hawk(41): {FFFFFF}I own you now, Chester.
[20:01:15] [SWAT] [TCL]Gregory_Parker(4): {FFFFFF}no, fk ramo
[20:01:18] [SWAT] Chester_Campbell(14): {FFFFFF}You own nothing
[20:01:20] [SWAT] Chester_Campbell(14): {FFFFFF}I fire you
[20:01:25] [SWAT] Chester_Campbell(14): {FFFFFF}I have proofs of crimes
[20:01:29] [SWAT] Chester_Campbell(14): {FFFFFF}Phew, IA
[20:01:35] [SWAT] Chester_Campbell(14) was kicked from the group by Ramo_Hawk(41).
[20:01:38] [SWAT] Julio_Sequera(62): {FFFFFF}LOOOOOOOOOL
[20:01:39] [SWAT] Julio_Sequera(62): {FFFFFF}AHAHAHAHAHAH
[20:01:40] [SWAT] [TCL]Gregory_Parker(4): {FFFFFF}haha
[20:01:42] [SWAT] [TCL]Gregory_Parker(4): {FFFFFF}LOOL
[20:01:45] {FFFFFF}Julio_Sequera{FFFFFF}: (62) LOL
[20:01:48] {FFFFFF}[TCL]Gregory_Parker{FFFFFF}: (4) #rekt
[20:01:53] [oversight] Chester_Campbell(14) has left the group.
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abusers
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Where is Lionel when you need him. :(
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That late night moment when a weird hacker appear
[03:04:00] {409FFF}=AV=Snake{FFFFFF}: (2) OhSir
[03:04:07] {FFFFFF}OhSir{FFFFFF}: (6) ?
[03:04:12] {409FFF}=AV=Snake{FFFFFF}: (2) want to teleport to players?
[03:04:12] {409FFF}=AV=Snake{FFFFFF}: (2) ?
[03:04:18] {FFFFFF}OhSir{FFFFFF}: (6) yes
[03:04:22] {409FFF}=AV=Snake{FFFFFF}: (2) type /q id10
[03:04:30] {FFFFFF}OhSir{FFFFFF}: (6) type /fuck you
[03:04:45] {409FFF}Shawn_Murphy{FFFFFF}: (10) hahahhahaha
:lol: :lol:
:rofl:
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/removed by Ramo Hawk.
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Lmao ramo :lol:
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inb4 fired for abusing SAPD
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[17:39:31] [Radio] SAPD Senior Officer Derek_Carter(16) FRANK: Just making sure he ain't going anywhere.
[17:39:47] [Radio] SAPD Recruit Frank_Ancelotti(21): you calling me sir?
[17:39:49] [Radio] SAPD Senior Officer Derek_Carter(16) FRANK: No.
[17:40:05] [Radio] SAPD Recruit Frank_Ancelotti(21): oh thats your callsign..
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Fragger88: (13) im doctor now
Fragger88: (13) i will give you aids
Fragger88: (13) when you sleep
[WS]PeteSforza: (45) Best job ever
[Rstar]Twenty: (49) :o
Serban_Collin: (19) lmao
Biggie_Smalls: (25) LMAO
I know I'm from Holland, but c'mon.
You have successfully logged in, [Rstar]Twenty.
You have joined channel 3355. Owner: [Rstar]Carbon
Channel Message: -[R*]Clan- Official CB
[WS]PeteSforza: (31) Yo 35
You are now entering Los Santos City boundaries. Mayor: caion
You finished smoking and thew the bud onto the ground.
[Rstar]Twenty(35) inhales one final time, throwing the bud onto the ground after.
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:lol:
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[23:17:38] brb washing my tooth with the special thing my dad gave me (Paul.(16))
[23:17:27] (HR)Peter_Builtwall(24) washes his scrotum in a puddle
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I sold all my cars to buy a motorcycle. My budget was 90k. I did "/h Which is the best motorcycle that has a speed above 180 km/h?" Caster accepted the help request, and he is in love with Freeways.
PM to [TCL]Caster(9): RELEASE THE HELP REQUEST IF YOUR GOING TO SAY FREEWAY
PM from [TCL]Caster(9): Freeway
PM to [TCL]Caster(9): Hahahahah I knew that you would say Freeway because you own one
PM from [TCL]Caster(9): HAHAHHA
PM to [TCL]Caster(9): This goes on funny chat logs
Then bought an NRG-500.
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:lol:
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:lol:
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Was hanging around at ForzaAutos Showroom, I saw Bogo's turismo and actually thought if Bogomil bought and sold it back.
[22:55:55] You have entered a Turismo (Plate: {ffffff}KamiKaze{7ED2FC} ID: 17273). Owner: [TCL]Bogomil
[22:51:28] ADVERTISEMENT by JizzySforza (Phone: 128220)
[22:51:28] ADVERTISEMENT: [ForzaAutos]Turismo. A car to be proud of is out for sale with exclusive discount
[22:56:08] PM to JizzySforza(6): this is bogo's
[22:56:32] PM to JizzySforza(6): check
[22:57:15] PM from JizzySforza(6): LMAO for once i thought its our vehilce he forgot to change spwn.
[22:57:23] JizzySforza: (6) Bogomil ?
[22:57:26] [TCL]Bogomil: (14) yes
[22:57:42] JizzySforza: (6) Instead of giving out money on QUIZ why dont you change spawn of your turismo ? :P
[22:57:47] Logan_Smith: (25) OOOOOOOOOOOH
[22:57:50] Logan_Smith: (25) SHIT
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What could be better then this?
(https://i.imgur.com/w1KZnuy.png)
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[21:36:39] {FFFFFF}[TCL]Bogomil{FFFFFF}: (40) mario, dennis
[21:36:41] Refuelling started.
[21:36:42] {FFFFFF}[TCL]Bogomil{FFFFFF}: (40) idk
[21:36:44] {FFFFFF}Dennis_Soprano{FFFFFF}: (13) I gave you only 250K :D
[21:36:45] Krutoi_Corleone(11) has logged into the server from Latvia.
[21:36:45] {FFFFFF}Kenawa_Soprano{FFFFFF}: (0) lol
[21:36:46] {FFFFFF}[WS]AidenSforza{FFFFFF}: (38) he lost to Nobody_Soprano
[21:36:48] Join Argonath RPG Teamspeak! IP: 145.239.183.135, password: gondor
[21:36:49] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (60) cost 500k
[21:36:50] Fuel tank is full.
[21:36:50] You have added 38 unit(s) of fuel to your vehicle for $38
[21:36:53] Rafe_Trapani(37) turns the engine of their NRG-500 on.
[21:36:56] {FFFFFF}=AV=Ben_Blake{FFFFFF}: (30) hmm
[21:36:59] ADVERTISEMENT by BorisSforza (Phone: 756941)
[21:36:59] ADVERTISEMENT: The Sforza Russianroulette is up! Make your way to the Sforza bar at City Hall to enjoy good music, and life...
[21:37:12] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (60) ^see Sforza understand Soviet union
[21:37:15] Your notoriety rank is Professional (5,500)
[21:37:23] Players with this name: {FFFFFF}Bennzy_Trapani(5)
[21:37:26] {FFFFFF}[TCL]Bogomil{FFFFFF}: (40) illegal ad
[21:37:28] PM to Bennzy_Trapani(5): I need
[21:37:30] ADVERTISEMENT: Selling 48 Math equipment{FFA500}, contact Roel_Soprano(Phone: 103940)
[21:37:36] PM to Bennzy_Trapani(5): Meth to sell
[21:37:39] {FFFFFF}[TCL]Bogomil{FFFFFF}: (40) dude srsly ban those ppl^
[21:37:42] Michael_Wu(47) has logged into the server.
[21:37:45] You have entered a NRG-500 (Plate: ERKQYMJ{7ED2FC} ID: 17794). Owner: Assasin (Group)
[21:37:47] {FFFFFF}=AV=Ben_Blake{FFFFFF}: (30) yessir
[21:37:52] {FFFFFF}=AV=Ben_Blake{FFFFFF}: (30) /srsban
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[18:48:22] {FFFFFF}=AV=Ben_Blake{FFFFFF}: (4) did /q instead of /kill, but just a minor blip
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PM from Jay_Dalton: you available for RP?
PM from Jay_Dalton: let's go to bayside
PM to Jay_Dalton: You an applicant?
PM from Jay_Dalton: Yes.
*arrival to Bayside*
PM to Jay_Dalton: Alright this is your chance to shine.
[TCL]Rami says: So what brings you to Bayside Mr. Dalton?
PM from Jay_Dalton: hmmmmm
PM from Jay_Dalton: what to say?
PM to Jay_Dalton: I don't know, be creative..
Jay_Dalton says: to be creative
Jay_Dalton winks
[TCL]Caster says: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
PM to Jay_Dalton: dude..
@William Carter
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PM from Jay_Dalton: you available for RP?
PM from Jay_Dalton: let's go to bayside
PM to Jay_Dalton: You an applicant?
PM from Jay_Dalton: Yes.
*arrival to Bayside*
PM to Jay_Dalton: Alright this is your chance to shine.
[TCL]Rami says: So what brings you to Bayside Mr. Dalton?
PM from Jay_Dalton: hmmmmm
PM from Jay_Dalton: what to say?
PM to Jay_Dalton: I don't know, be creative..
Jay_Dalton says: to be creative
Jay_Dalton winks
[TCL]Caster says: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
PM to Jay_Dalton: dude..
@William Carter
Lets do this later Charles? XD
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PM from Jay_Dalton: you available for RP?
PM from Jay_Dalton: let's go to bayside
PM to Jay_Dalton: You an applicant?
PM from Jay_Dalton: Yes.
*arrival to Bayside*
PM to Jay_Dalton: Alright this is your chance to shine.
[TCL]Rami says: So what brings you to Bayside Mr. Dalton?
PM from Jay_Dalton: hmmmmm
PM from Jay_Dalton: what to say?
PM to Jay_Dalton: I don't know, be creative..
Jay_Dalton says: to be creative
Jay_Dalton winks
[TCL]Caster says: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
PM to Jay_Dalton: dude..
@William Carter
:lol:
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PM from Jay_Dalton: you available for RP?
PM from Jay_Dalton: let's go to bayside
PM to Jay_Dalton: You an applicant?
PM from Jay_Dalton: Yes.
*arrival to Bayside*
PM to Jay_Dalton: Alright this is your chance to shine.
[TCL]Rami says: So what brings you to Bayside Mr. Dalton?
PM from Jay_Dalton: hmmmmm
PM from Jay_Dalton: what to say?
PM to Jay_Dalton: I don't know, be creative..
Jay_Dalton says: to be creative
Jay_Dalton winks
[TCL]Caster says: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
PM to Jay_Dalton: dude..
@William Carter
xD
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PM from Jay_Dalton: you available for RP?
PM from Jay_Dalton: let's go to bayside
PM to Jay_Dalton: You an applicant?
PM from Jay_Dalton: Yes.
*arrival to Bayside*
PM to Jay_Dalton: Alright this is your chance to shine.
[TCL]Rami says: So what brings you to Bayside Mr. Dalton?
PM from Jay_Dalton: hmmmmm
PM from Jay_Dalton: what to say?
PM to Jay_Dalton: I don't know, be creative..
Jay_Dalton says: to be creative
Jay_Dalton winks
[TCL]Caster says: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
PM to Jay_Dalton: dude..
You gotta stop raping people in bayside!!!!! JESUS
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[01:54:29] [SFDS] Samuel_Trapani(17): {FFFFFF}Nope?
[01:54:35] [SFDS] [TCL]Caster(22): {FFFFFF}dont idiot.
[01:54:36] [SFDS] Gruia_Collin(16) has changed the rank of Mazen_Gvardia(42) to "Mazen\'s son".
[01:54:38] [SFDS] Gruia_Collin(16): {FFFFFF}LMAO
[01:54:41] [SFDS] Gruia_Collin(16): {FFFFFF}MAZEN IS MAZEN'S SON
[01:54:44] [SFDS] Gruia_Collin(16): {FFFFFF}LOOOOOL
[01:54:53] [SFDS] Samuel_Trapani(17): {FFFFFF}HAHAHAAHAHAAH
[01:55:03] [SFDS] Samuel_Trapani(17): {FFFFFF}This is gonna go in funny chatlogs
[01:55:15] [SFDS] Samuel_Trapani(17): {FFFFFF}HAHAHAAHAHA
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[01:54:36] [SFDS] Gruia_Collin(16) has changed the rank of Mazen_Gvardia(42) to "Mazen\'s son".
:lol: :lol:
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[14:13:32] PM from Gruia_Collin(2): I've just bought my 17th vehicle lol
[14:13:41] PM to Gruia_Collin(2): HOLY FUCK!
[14:13:44] PM from Gruia_Collin(2): :D
[14:13:50] PM to Gruia_Collin(2): For how much?
[14:13:54] PM from Gruia_Collin(2): $22,000
[14:13:57] PM from Gruia_Collin(2): A Windsor.
[14:14:07] PM to Gruia_Collin(2): I'm asking about the license.
[14:14:12] PM from Gruia_Collin(2): $250,000 of course
[14:14:32] PM to Gruia_Collin(2): Lol, why do you need all these vehicles?
[14:14:41] PM from Gruia_Collin(2): I want to own all the vehicles in SA :D
[14:14:49] PM from Gruia_Collin(2): I haven't even driven half of them :D
[14:14:50] PM to Gruia_Collin(2): And its my turn xD
[14:15:06] PM from Gruia_Collin(2): 1 plane, 2 bikes and the rest of 14 are cars
[14:15:15] PM from Gruia_Collin(2): motorbikes^, I mean
[14:15:32] PM from Gruia_Collin(2): Nah, wrong
[14:15:37] PM from Gruia_Collin(2): 1 plane, 1 motorbike, 15 cars
[14:15:50] PM to Gruia_Collin(2): Cool and I believe you're fool xD
[14:15:58] PM from Gruia_Collin(2): OK, smart man.
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He has that many vehicles that he cant even remeber wich ones he has :rofl:
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[14:45:18] ***[6000] Teo_Gvardia(18): TUTUTUTUTTUTTUTUTTUTUTUTUTTUTTUTTUTUTUU TUTTUUTUTUUTUTS
[14:45:18] ***[6000] Milivoj_Zabinski(2): TA TA TA TA TA
[14:45:19] ***[6000] Teo_Gvardia(18): TUTUTUTUTTUTTUTUTTUTUTUTUTTUTTUTTUTUTUU TUTTUUTUTUUTUTS
[14:45:20] ***[6000] Milivoj_Zabinski(2): PA PA PA PA
[14:45:20] ***[6000] Teo_Gvardia(18): TUTUTUTUTTUTTUTUTTUTUTUTUTTUTTUTTUTUTUU TUTTUUTUTUUTUTS
[14:45:25] ***[6000] Teo_Gvardia(18): SASKDOASKDOSKDOKASDOKASODSKDOADKSOKDOAD KOAKDOA
[14:45:25] ***[6000] Milivoj_Zabinski(2): TA TA TA TA T
[14:45:29] ***[6000] Milivoj_Zabinski(2): MAMA MA M AM AM AM
[14:45:31] ***[6000] Milivoj_Zabinski(2): KA KA KA AK KA
[14:45:37] ***[6000] Milivoj_Zabinski(2): TA TA TA TA
[14:49:27] ***[6000] Mazen_Gvardia(17): omg this is cancer
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Kids don't do drugs, PLEASE.
(https://imgur.com/wzXh2Gc.png)
(https://imgur.com/Db93X3K.png)
(https://imgur.com/9xeq0Tp.png)
Do not posts screenshots - write it down! We do not allow screenshots in this topic
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OH GOD
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Do not posts screenshots - write it down! We do not allow screenshots in this topic
I thought a lot, I can't find reason for that, Why chatlogs yes SS no ? :lol:
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Do not posts screenshots - write it down! We do not allow screenshots in this topic
I thought a lot, I can't find reason for that, Why chatlogs yes SS no ? :lol:
Simply read the title of the topic, Question answered.
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Simply read the title of the topic, Question answered.
Oh I am stupid, nevermind. :lol:
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Chatlogs only - Andeey
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OMG TinMan , Best Emergancy Service :rofl:
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[12:28:30] {FFFFFF}Mike_Capone{909090}: (6){FFFFFF} i shouldnt have a driving license
[12:28:35] {FFFFFF}Mike_Capone{909090}: (6){FFFFFF} i cant fucking drive
[12:28:39] {FFFFFF}[Rstar]Doggi{909090}: (4){FFFFFF} Can be aranged
[12:28:41] {FFFFFF}Cyclone{909090}: (3){FFFFFF} then how did you pass the test
[12:28:49] {FFFFFF}[Rstar]Doggi{909090}: (4){FFFFFF} There you go Mike
[12:28:51] {FFFFFF}Mike_Capone{909090}: (6){FFFFFF} fuck!
[12:28:53] {FFFFFF}Mike_Capone{909090}: (6){FFFFFF} no doggi
[12:28:55] {FFFFFF}Cyclone{909090}: (3){FFFFFF} what did he do
[12:28:58] {FFFFFF}Mike_Capone{909090}: (6){FFFFFF} revoked it
[12:29:02] {FFFFFF}Cyclone{909090}: (3){FFFFFF} AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAW
[12:29:14] {FFFFFF}Mike_Capone{909090}: (6){FFFFFF} well fuck my life
[12:29:18] {FFFFFF}Cyclone{909090}: (3){FFFFFF} HAHAhahahaHAHAH
[12:29:21] {FFFFFF}Mike_Capone{909090}: (6){FFFFFF} :C
[12:29:25] {409FFF}Nicolas_Cage{909090}: (8){FFFFFF} hahaaahahahaa
[12:29:27] {409FFF}Nicolas_Cage{909090}: (8){FFFFFF} nice
[12:29:28] {FFFFFF}Vybz{909090}: (0){FFFFFF} shouldnt have said anything my guy
[12:29:32] {FFFFFF}Mike_Capone{909090}: (6){FFFFFF} YAY
[12:29:32] {409FFF}Nicolas_Cage{909090}: (8){FFFFFF} + rep for doggi
[12:29:32] {FFFFFF}Cyclone{909090}: (3){FFFFFF} I CAN'T
[12:29:39] {FFFFFF}Mike_Capone{909090}: (6){FFFFFF} thx doggi i luv you
[12:29:44] {FFFFFF}[Rstar]Doggi{909090}: (4){FFFFFF} :P
I am still losing my shit :rofl:
I had the need of adding this here.
(https://img.fireden.net/v/image/1498/84/1498846534261.jpg)
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hahahahahahaha what a joker he is
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Doggi, you bastard! :lol:
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[23:06:34] ***[6000] HemanthTG(4): in which social media you are mostly active kenji
[23:06:42] ***[6000] Antonio_Gvardia(1): pornhub.com
[23:06:46] ***[6000] HemanthTG(4): wow
[23:06:51] ***[6000] Kenji_Gvardia(8): lmao
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[23:06:34] ***[6000] HemanthTG(4): in which social media you are mostly active kenji
[23:06:42] ***[6000] Antonio_Gvardia(1): pornhub.com
[23:06:46] ***[6000] HemanthTG(4): wow
[23:06:51] ***[6000] Kenji_Gvardia(8): lmao
woah!
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i was betting on a table with shan_castello
shan_castello says: 20k x1
yusuf_castello says: okey
shan_castello says:go
yusuf_castello rolled the dice. it landed on 2
shan_castello says: hahahaha 2
shan_castello rolled the dice. it landed on 1
yusuf_castello said: HAHAHAHAHAHA 1
yusuf_castello said: i won
i am still luaghting every time i remember this situation
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i was betting on a table with shan_castello
shan_castello says: 20k x1
yusuf_castello says: okey
shan_castello says:go
yusuf_castello rolled the dice. it landed on 2
shan_castello says: hahahaha 2
shan_castello rolled the dice. it landed on 1
yusuf_castello said: HAHAHAHAHAHA 1
yusuf_castello said: i won
i am still luaghting every time i remember this situation
Lol, @Waka_Flocka let's gamble? xd
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i was betting on a table with shan_castello
shan_castello says: 20k x1
yusuf_castello says: okey
shan_castello says:go
yusuf_castello rolled the dice. it landed on 2
shan_castello says: hahahaha 2
shan_castello rolled the dice. it landed on 1
yusuf_castello said: HAHAHAHAHAHA 1
yusuf_castello said: i won
i am still luaghting every time i remember this situation
Lol, @Waka_Flocka let's gamble? xd
:lol: :lol:
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Copy and pastes his own attempt to be funny in SA:MP chat logs
Hahaha- no.
You failed, nice try but you failed.
:uhm:
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Phantom_Deluxo: lol cops are rping there when im evading
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A regular rp with gvardia, I find it very funny :D
Vladislav_Gvardia(22) says: Why have you forsaken your Turkic roots.
Bogomil(5) says: I am not turkish sir.
Bogomil(5) says: I am Indian.
Petar_Gvardia(16) says: Exactly.
Vladislav_Gvardia(22) looks at Bogomil's eyes.
You have set your accent to indian for local chat.
Bogomil(5) says [indian accent]: I've been studying medicine my entire life.
Vladislav_Gvardia(22) says: Hmm, you look mongoloid enough to me, Tokhtamysh.
Vladislav_Gvardia(22) says: Don't lie to me.
Vladislav_Gvardia(22) says: Where is Turgut???????
Bogomil(5) says [indian accent]: I am not lie sir.
Bundy_Gvardia(18) opens the fridge and takes out a plate of sarma.
Vladislav_Gvardia(22) says: I know you have him hidden somewhere.
[21:03:27] Bogomil(5) says [indian accent]: Hidden who?
[21:03:34] Vladislav_Gvardia(22) says: WHERE IS GOKCE HATUN?????????????
[21:03:37] Bundy_Gvardia(18) puts the plate of sarma in front of bogomil.
[21:03:44] Bogomil(5) says [indian accent]: I don't know Gokce.
[21:03:52] Bundy_Gvardia(18) says: what is this food called
[21:03:54] Vladislav_Gvardia(22) gets his M4 and hits Bogomil in the face so fucking hard.
[21:04:03] Bogomil(5) says [indian accent]: Looks like salad, sir?
[21:04:11] Bogomil(5) would start bleeding.
[21:04:14] Bundy_Gvardia(18) kicks bogomil in the mouth
[21:04:18] Bogomil(5) shouts [indian accent]: Why you do this to me?!!
[21:04:53] Petar_Gvardia(16) punches Bogomil a bit harder than Vladislav
[21:04:53] Vladislav_Gvardia(22) says: Listen, bastard. I know you know the whereabouts of my tribe. If you dont return Turgut, Gokce and Halime hatun to
[21:04:55] Vladislav_Gvardia(22) says: me..
[21:05:04] Vladislav_Gvardia(22) says: You and your whole village will burn.
[21:05:20] Bogomil(5) says [indian accent]: Sir, I am no bad guy.
[21:05:26] Bogomil(5) says [indian accent]: I study medicine my entire life.
[21:05:33] Vladislav_Gvardia(22) looks to Petar, nodding.
[21:05:37] Vladislav_Gvardia(22) says: Do it.
[21:05:39] Petar_Gvardia(16) nods back to Vladislav
[21:05:42] Bogomil(5) looks at the sarma.
[21:05:47] Petar_Gvardia(16) looks back at Bundy
[21:05:50] Petar_Gvardia(16) nods at Bundy
[21:05:57] Bundy_Gvardia(18) looks at petar, and nods also.
[21:06:02] Vladislav_Gvardia(22) looks at Bundy.
[21:06:05] Vladislav_Gvardia(22) nods.
[21:06:11] Petar_Gvardia(16) nods to Bundy
[21:06:11] Bundy_Gvardia(18) looks at jingle and nods.
[21:06:11] Yuri_Gvardia(3) would do the same.
[21:06:19] Vladislav_Gvardia(22) glances over to Jindle.
[21:06:21] Yuri_Gvardia(3) nods to the plants.
[21:06:29] Jingle_Gvardia(13) nods at petar
[21:06:30] Jingle* (Vladislav_Gvardia(22))
[21:06:36] Jingle_Gvardia(13) nods at yuri
[21:06:43] Petar_Gvardia(16) nods to Jingle, nodding negatively
[21:06:52] Jingle_Gvardia(13) hardly nods
[21:06:54] Petar_Gvardia(16) nods to Yuri, greeting him a couple of times
[21:06:58] Yuri_Gvardia(3) would nod the shit out of Jingle, reluctantly.
[21:07:08] Vladislav_Gvardia(22) nods furiously at Petar.
[21:07:12] Petar_Gvardia(16) consecutively nods at the trio
[21:07:15] Jingle_Gvardia(13) nods the FUCK out of everyone, quite hysterically
[21:07:20] You have set your accent to gypsy for local chat.
[21:07:24] Bogomil(5) shouts [gypsy accent]: Alright, alright!!
[21:07:31] Yuri_Gvardia(3) glances towards Petar as his neck enters a twitching spasm, nodding furiously...
[21:07:33] Vladislav_Gvardia(22) looks at Bogomil.
[21:07:41] Bogomil(5) says [gypsy accent]: I lied you.
[21:07:43] Bundy_Gvardia(18) says: what, huh?
[21:07:47] Jingle_Gvardia(13) looks at vladislav, what does he do? exactly.. he nods
[21:07:56] Vladislav_Gvardia(22) rubs his chin, saying: Lied huh???????
[21:07:57] Yuri_Gvardia(3) 's nods nears speed of light...
[21:08:01] Vladislav_Gvardia(22) blows his nose.
[21:08:03] Bogomil(5) says [gypsy accent]: Please spare my life.
[21:08:07] Vladislav_Gvardia(22) says: Lied about what?
[21:08:08] Petar_Gvardia(16) nods as he rubs his chin maniacally
[21:08:15] Vladislav_Gvardia(22) says: WHAT DID YOU DO TO GOKCE??????
[21:08:18] Bogomil(5) says [gypsy accent]: I'm not Indian.
[21:08:29] Yuri_Gvardia(3) gets closer to Bogomil's face as he keeps nodding at 322km p/s
[21:08:30] Jingle_Gvardia(13) nods + 3
[21:08:43] Petar_Gvardia(16) nods a few times before nodding a couple of three more
[21:08:48] The intense nodding would start rubbing Bogomil's skin away (Yuri_Gvardia(3))
[21:08:59] Yuri_Gvardia(3) says: Yeah you like this you fucking retard?
[21:09:10] Bogomil(5) looks at them all and nods once.
[21:09:13] Bundy_Gvardia(18) nods with a speed of 299,788 km/s.
[21:09:15] Jingle_Gvardia(13) nods doesnt
[21:09:27] Vladislav_Gvardia(22) nods at a frequency not visible to the human eye.
[21:09:29] Yuri_Gvardia(3) tailgates Bundy's neck.
[21:09:31] Bogomil(5) says [gypsy accent]: This is sarma.
[21:09:35] Bogomil(5) says [gypsy accent]: Looks at the sarma.
[21:09:40] Bogomil(5) nods at the sarma.
[21:09:43] Jingle_Gvardia(13) nods IR-strobe ultraviolet
[21:09:48] Bundy_Gvardia(18) says: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[21:09:50] Petar_Gvardia(16) nods faster than everyone here
[21:09:59] nodding would produce a high frequency sound (Petar_Gvardia(16))
[21:10:01] Yuri_Gvardia(3) oh yeah? fuck you I nod fast
[21:10:02] Jingle_Gvardia(13) nods petar speed and more
[21:10:12] Yuri_Gvardia(3) +1
[21:10:22] Petar_Gvardia(16) nods everybody the fuck away
[21:10:24] Bogomil(5) says [gypsy accent]: I don't know Gokcan.
[21:10:30] Vladislav_Gvardia(22) moves out of the way.
[21:10:30] Bogomil(5) says [gypsy accent]: But I know someone else.
[21:10:41] Vladislav_Gvardia(22) says: Go ahead boss.
[21:10:45] Petar_Gvardia(16) says: Ok gracias for your business.
[21:10:54] Yuri_Gvardia(3) says: Veni, vidi, vici... Semper fi...
[21:11:21] Vladislav_Gvardia(22) nods at Cofiliano.
[21:11:25] Bundy_Gvardia(18) nods
[21:11:32] Yuri_Gvardia(3) would holy shit nod to Cofiliano so much.
[21:11:43] Bogomil(5) watches all of them nodding at each other.
[21:11:55] would the parrot nod as well? (Bogomil(5))
[21:11:57] Petar_Gvardia(16) nods at Cofi as his nodding speed would increase gradually
[21:11:58] Jingle_Gvardia(13) says: vox nihili ad neusem ? exactomendo
[21:12:06] back scusi (Cofiliano_Gvardia(0))
[21:12:15] Vladislav_Gvardia(22) says: hosgeldiniz cofiliano bey
[21:12:27] Cofiliano_Gvardia(0) says: Bogomil
[21:12:30] Yuri_Gvardia(3) takes out his phone and buys some teddycoin...
[21:12:37] Cofiliano_Gvardia(0) says: There's one way out of this for you-..
[21:12:45] Bogomil(5) nods.
[21:13:00] Cofiliano_Gvardia(0) says: Meh, fuck it, do as pleased.
[21:13:14] Bundy_Gvardia(18) says: Jebeni BULGAR
[21:13:19] You have spawned at: All Saints General Hospital, Los Santos.
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A regular rp with gvardia, I find it very funny :D
[21:08:29] Yuri_Gvardia(3) gets closer to Bogomil's face as he keeps nodding at 322km p/s
[21:09:13] Bundy_Gvardia(18) nods with a speed of 299,788 km/s.
I can't stop laughing lmao
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gg i started to nod too
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* nods *
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Nods 10 times faster than speed of light.
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REVIVAL TIME
Backstory: I'm logging into something on a computer IG
[23:14:03] Kowalski(4) types login credentials FCK-001
[23:14:08] Angela_Lopez(1) says (OOC): lol
[23:14:13] Kowalski(4) says (OOC): FCK for Fire Chief Kowalski
[23:14:15] Kowalski(4) says (OOC): you numbnut
[23:14:18] Angela_Lopez(1) says (OOC): HAHAHAHAHAHA
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ok its 2020 everyone knows swear words but this is just a warning
language not suitable for kiddos. oh btw you'll lose braincells.
[21:33:22] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): gembel?
[21:33:26] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): no monei
[21:33:35] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): gay ass broke ass hoe ass nigga
[21:33:43] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): ?
[21:33:47] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): I didnt swear u.
[21:33:54] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): illiterate motherfucker type in proper english next time
[21:34:00] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): fucking retard
[21:34:00] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): "gembel"
[21:34:21] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): I still didn't swear at you tho, why you swearing?
[21:34:28] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): motherfucker you embarassed me infront of ALL my friends
[21:34:48] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): Lol what
[21:35:01] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): im streaming this on twitch you fucking CUNT
[21:35:29] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): whats ur twitch
[21:35:49] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): you think im going to fucking tell you well im not!!
[21:36:05] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): i was just about to get some donations and you FUCKING RUINED EVERY
[21:36:05] THING
[21:36:21] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): its ok come here baby
[21:36:31] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): cry on my shoulder its ok
[21:36:36] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): hey man i've thought about my actions the past few mins and realise
[21:36:36] d i was wrong
[21:36:44] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): we got off on the wrong foot
[21:36:51] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): Oh yea no worries!
[21:37:00] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): you still gembeling?
[21:37:14] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): Why are you doing this
[21:37:26] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): what?
[21:37:33] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): I lost all my FUCKING CLOUT because of you
[21:37:47] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): Stop making fun out of me
[21:37:55] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): You called me illitirate :c
[21:38:07] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): illiterate*
[21:38:08] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): fk]
[21:39:06] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): Listen
[21:39:11] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): come queen
[21:39:16] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): why
[21:39:19] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): come
[21:39:22] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): why
[21:39:28] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): to roleplay
[21:39:34] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): what is roleplay
[21:39:45] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): what me and ur mom do before i FUCK here
[21:39:49] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): her
[21:39:57] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): sorry for my english
[21:40:01] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): its ok
[21:40:03] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): you gembel a lot
[21:40:13] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): stop
[21:40:26] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): i've already lost all my viewers
[21:40:45] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): wtf i thought there wasnt any number below 0
[21:41:19] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): motherfucker the number of family members you have left will be und
[21:41:19] er 0 if you carry on
[21:41:31] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): bastard your number of chromosomes is under 0
[21:41:32] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): what is motherfucker
[21:41:43] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): bring ur mom here i will show u
[21:42:06] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): why?
[21:42:10] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): what you gonna show me
[21:42:13] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): how to gembel?
[21:42:51] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): Sungurtekin_Gembel
[21:43:10] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): sir?
[21:43:25] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): jebem ti zeno mater u picku krvavu
[21:43:29] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): English?
[21:43:43] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): jebem ja vama mater na engleskom
[21:43:52] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): dont even reply
[21:43:54] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): why
[21:43:58] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): i destroyed you
[21:43:59] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): I dont speak jebem
[21:44:00] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): its over
[21:44:06] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): you're fucking FINISHED
[21:44:08] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): well if i say to poulaki sou ine mikro
[21:44:11] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): i got my viewers back
[21:44:18] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): sorry i dont speak CIGANI hahahahaha
[21:44:19] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): YOURE FINSIHEDe!h!h!hh!
[21:44:21] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): HAHAHAHAHAHAH
[21:44:25] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): what is Cigani
[21:44:31] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): fucking dog go back to ur CARAVAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[21:44:37] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): what is caravan
[21:44:46] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): motherfucker if you're nice maybe i'll buy your sister and not fuck
[21:44:46] her
[21:45:01] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): malaka
[21:45:04] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): idiot
[21:45:12] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): what is no u
[21:45:14] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): i mean
[21:45:14] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): several curses to you and your family
[21:45:16] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): what is malaka
[21:45:46] Sungurtekin_Gvardia has been banned by Marshall_Kings(8) for Multiaccounting and ban evasion.
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ok its 2020 everyone knows swear words but this is just a warning
language not suitable for kiddos. oh btw you'll lose braincells.
[21:33:22] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): gembel?
[21:33:26] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): no monei
[21:33:35] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): gay ass broke ass hoe ass nigga
[21:33:43] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): ?
[21:33:47] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): I didnt swear u.
[21:33:54] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): illiterate motherfucker type in proper english next time
[21:34:00] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): fucking retard
[21:34:00] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): "gembel"
[21:34:21] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): I still didn't swear at you tho, why you swearing?
[21:34:28] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): motherfucker you embarassed me infront of ALL my friends
[21:34:48] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): Lol what
[21:35:01] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): im streaming this on twitch you fucking CUNT
[21:35:29] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): whats ur twitch
[21:35:49] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): you think im going to fucking tell you well im not!!
[21:36:05] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): i was just about to get some donations and you FUCKING RUINED EVERY
[21:36:05] THING
[21:36:21] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): its ok come here baby
[21:36:31] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): cry on my shoulder its ok
[21:36:36] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): hey man i've thought about my actions the past few mins and realise
[21:36:36] d i was wrong
[21:36:44] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): we got off on the wrong foot
[21:36:51] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): Oh yea no worries!
[21:37:00] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): you still gembeling?
[21:37:14] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): Why are you doing this
[21:37:26] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): what?
[21:37:33] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): I lost all my FUCKING CLOUT because of you
[21:37:47] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): Stop making fun out of me
[21:37:55] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): You called me illitirate :c
[21:38:07] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): illiterate*
[21:38:08] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): fk]
[21:39:06] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): Listen
[21:39:11] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): come queen
[21:39:16] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): why
[21:39:19] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): come
[21:39:22] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): why
[21:39:28] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): to roleplay
[21:39:34] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): what is roleplay
[21:39:45] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): what me and ur mom do before i FUCK here
[21:39:49] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): her
[21:39:57] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): sorry for my english
[21:40:01] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): its ok
[21:40:03] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): you gembel a lot
[21:40:13] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): stop
[21:40:26] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): i've already lost all my viewers
[21:40:45] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): wtf i thought there wasnt any number below 0
[21:41:19] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): motherfucker the number of family members you have left will be und
[21:41:19] er 0 if you carry on
[21:41:31] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): bastard your number of chromosomes is under 0
[21:41:32] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): what is motherfucker
[21:41:43] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): bring ur mom here i will show u
[21:42:06] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): why?
[21:42:10] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): what you gonna show me
[21:42:13] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): how to gembel?
[21:42:51] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): Sungurtekin_Gembel
[21:43:10] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): sir?
[21:43:25] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): jebem ti zeno mater u picku krvavu
[21:43:29] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): English?
[21:43:43] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): jebem ja vama mater na engleskom
[21:43:52] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): dont even reply
[21:43:54] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): why
[21:43:58] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): i destroyed you
[21:43:59] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): I dont speak jebem
[21:44:00] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): its over
[21:44:06] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): you're fucking FINISHED
[21:44:08] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): well if i say to poulaki sou ine mikro
[21:44:11] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): i got my viewers back
[21:44:18] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): sorry i dont speak CIGANI hahahahaha
[21:44:19] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): YOURE FINSIHEDe!h!h!hh!
[21:44:21] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): HAHAHAHAHAHAH
[21:44:25] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): what is Cigani
[21:44:31] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): fucking dog go back to ur CARAVAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[21:44:37] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): what is caravan
[21:44:46] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): motherfucker if you're nice maybe i'll buy your sister and not fuck
[21:44:46] her
[21:45:01] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): malaka
[21:45:04] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): idiot
[21:45:12] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): what is no u
[21:45:14] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): i mean
[21:45:14] PM from Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): several curses to you and your family
[21:45:16] PM to Sungurtekin_Gvardia(4): what is malaka
[21:45:46] Sungurtekin_Gvardia has been banned by Marshall_Kings(8) for Multiaccounting and ban evasion.
Best ending of this year. :janek:
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Vladistan is the best role player Argonath ever had. Go check what I posted above :D
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[16:00] D*****_*********: (8) Did you know that birds die after sex?
[16:07] [WS]J***_*****: (3) :flushed:
[16:10] D*****_*********: (8) Well, the one I f*cked died.
[16:10] A******: (10) te one you f*cked died
[16:11] A**: (0) the one you had sex with did
[16:19] [RPIT]JDC: (1) Ah, I see you are men of culture as well.
Y'all know who you are. Your Pope approves. :janek:
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[HELP CHAT] Player CapoDiLucerna(9): do i have to kill the motherfucker that is riding my bike rn or i can eject him in
[HELP CHAT] Player blitz(1): RP it
(the guy who stole the bike) [HELP CHAT] Player Bablo_Exobar(3): No, you cant
[HELP CHAT] Player CapoDiLucerna(9): hell yeah i will kill him
magic in 4 lines :lol:
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[HELP CHAT] Player CapoDiLucerna(9): do i have to kill the motherfucker that is riding my bike rn or i can eject him in
[HELP CHAT] Player blitz(1): RP it
(the guy who stole the bike) [HELP CHAT] Player Bablo_Exobar(3): No, you cant
[HELP CHAT] Player CapoDiLucerna(9): hell yeah i will kill him
magic in 4 lines :lol:
Incase anyone wants to have some funny signature:
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